Unsubscribe Podcast - 72 - Try Not to Laugh Part 2 ft. Caleb Francis & Savy Summer

Episode Date: September 22, 2022

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You know I have talk hi Mike check hello one to Mike check one to Caleb here hello testing one two three PPP Caleb here Are we just going this first what are we doing yeah, we'll do like a happy we don't do shots of vodka this time Yeah, I don't know Is this just something special? Just for fun It's for alcohol She's like do you have any hard liquor? You guys are drinking this bullshit

She gives me her coin every day See how I did Eli Is racially ambiguous That he That guy's fucking ridiculous Donut That's harder to rhyme but he's a really nice guy welcome to unsubscribe hey guys thanks for watching unsubscribe podcast um make sure wherever you're listening or watching whether it's on

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That's like a little serotonin kick. Yeah. I'm just like a bubble gum machine. I just get a bubble gum machine and I'm cashing it in for a shot. You're not supposed to buy Sobriety coin worth in Just ignoring me cool, okay Yeah, at least a good bottle. Like a 21 something. Wait, this is cute. Oh, this is a 10 year bottle? You don't have to be- I know, he said that. Yeah, he said that. I didn't hear him, sorry. He's not just ignoring me. Cool.

Okay, Batty, what's yours? So, like you're hearing. Critical roll. Oh, Batty has the tiny one. Well, I mean, you can just fill it- Well, the tall ones are shi- Babe, that's not small. Oh, no, this is actually- I know. It's thick. It's girthy. Yeah, it's girthy. It might be shorter, but it's thicker.

I know how you- I know how you use it! I've got the end of the old robot ball on the sides! It's good. Yeah, it's good. It might be shorter, but it's thicker Would you have a thick one or a thin long I'm gonna blow out the sides. Like a pinworm. My cheese wheel will destroy you. Oh, God. Versus a spaghetti shirt. What is this tuna can? It is called destruction. I hate it so much. My father's genetics are weird. Well, my parents are not watching this.

Oh, they might. Babe, this cannot be right. The head is awesome. It's just a tube. It's this long of a tube. It's literally a Chef Boyardee can, bro. It's just a tube. It's this long of a tube. It's literally a Chef Boyardee can, bro. It's a head tube. It's all head.

Why is it so girthy? I might need like three of these now. Okay, we got to, here. I'm just kidding. Mine was raspberry. What is this? What is this? Sorry.

Jesus Christ, Sab. Sorry. We have a girl on the podcast one fucking time. Not the first time. Yeah, but. Oh, podcast one fucking time the first time yeah, but She doesn't know what the Burger King hat means ready Hi everyone, thank you for watching Unsubscribe. Wait, how does he do it? Hi everyone, Donut Operator here.

Hi everyone, Donut here. Welcome to Unsubscribe Podcast. We have Eli DoubleTap, BattyStreams, we have special guests, special guests, and Savannah Summers as... I miss Donut.

You're so bad at this! Fuck! Where is he? We tried so hard! It was an A for effort. You guys did a good job. No we didn't. That was just...

That was decent. Yeah, we're starting. Donut's very proud. Cheers everyone! Yeehaw. What if I just don't drink? I'm kidding. Donuts very proud But I just don't drink Love you wearing the Burger King What's to Burger King. Take the crown off. Look at Caleb's face right now. He's like, why did that taste like?

That was rough. That's the racist. I drink so much Tito's in my life. The person that got kicked off the plane. Oh, no. That's why that was. I didn't know that. That's what. That hat literally.

Cut it out. Cut it out. It starts with my Karen wife. Just shouting. She gets kicked off the podcast. Wearing a Burger King hat. Why was that Tito's so bad? It was. Karen wife Very sour give me a few chills Away from Eli so we can't pour water happy You said it's hot. It's so hot. Give me chills. Give me goosebumps. Bottle stayed on this side away from Eli so he can't pour water. I did it happy.

Finish it. You have to finish it. No. I will be gone. Good. Are you driving home? No, you're not. Yes.

You have to finish it. Yes, babe. I'm driving home. You have to finish it. Peer pressure. It's a watch. One, two, three. Make the face.

Make the face. Oh, man. Oh, shit. That was good. Too hard. Too hard. Too hard as One, two, three. Make the face. Make the face. Oh, man. Like, oh, shit. That was good. Too hard. Too hard as fuck. She did good.

I purposely make the face. I know what you guys are thinking. Eli, do you close your eyes during sex? Yeah, I have to. Sorry. Here she is. Sorry, my girlfriend's so hideous. Oh, God.

Sorry, babe. How do you do with it? I don't. I just fucking do you deal with this? I don't. I just fucking do. That's why we're cosplayed to make it easier for us. We should have separated you two.

You should have sat next to me. Chill out. Alright? We just started. Fucking hell. It's fucking disgusting. I hate it. All your heroes.

Macaroni being made in the corner. Oh shit. You're rocking the Tism Touch shirt. Dude. Speaking of autism. That was a great transition. That was a great transition. I'm not even gonna say it. I'm not even gonna say it. I'm not even gonna say it. I'm not even gonna say it. I'm not even gonna say it. Macaroni bean in the corner. You're rocking the Tism Touch shirt. Speaking of autism.

That was a great transition into this shirt. We have like two more weeks to get your merch. One more by the time this episode releases. But it goes to a phenomenal cause. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. That's a big word for you. That's a lot of syllables.

I know. My son taught it to me. He's big in the dictionary. He knows syllables. It's a lot of syllables now my son All proceeds go to An amazing nonprofit for autism. We don't take any cash from it even though I tried to I was like we need The wallet as we said it's Ryden's doing the research Right and had 20 grand and blew through all of it on robots Like can I halfway and just start deep-throating the mic or is it That was the worst idea. Was that on the floor? How long is an average episode? Can I halfway and just start deep-throating the mic?

Or is it towards the beginning? You're right. We shouldn't have gave her the full shot. You need to calm down. One shot later, she's like, I mean, no. I do. How did it end? She looks at us like slurping.

No, it's just hot right here. I'm going to get a shot of. No, it's just hot right here. Wait, is that a good source of penguin-ness like this? She's just going down the throat. Oh, gosh. She's just going down the throat. And then she just like slurps the whole cord like a noodle. I call this ASMR. Now listen to my insides digest my lunch.

Jesus Christ, Eli, what's wrong with you? I don't know. I've never seen that before. So hi, Eli, what's wrong with you? Hi everyone, this is Savvy Summer. She's big on TikTok. We have our other resident famous TikTok person here, Caleb Francis. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Do we get all that fucking TikTok? I'm gonna cry so quickly. Cry your makeup off. Pussy, do it. You won't. I just stare at the camera and start crying. You won't cry? You won't cry right now?

We used to do that in theater. We would stare at another person in theater and just try and cry. You did theater? Yeah. You were a theater kid? I was, yeah. That makes sense. That makes so much fucking sense.

I was homeschooled. I was a very weird child. Don't worry. Wait, what? So it was like, was this theater at home? No. Just stare at your dad crying. Just staring at your dad crying. Just staring at your mom.

Just like this. For when dad gets home anyway, just start crying. Start crying. He's like, what the fuck? Oh my god, I just imagined this. It's like, I made you cereal, honey. And then you both just lock it. I won. I made you cereal, honey. And then you both just lock it. I'm going to grab a push.

I won. A plus. A plus. Oh, God. Thanks, Mom. God, I love you. Being homeschooled ruins so many fucking school jokes. Oh, my God.

Betty, is the audio working on everyone? No, I have no inside jokes. I checked it early. It's so weird. I know, I picked up my mic. You didn't. I did, too. Like, being homeschooled, there's no working on everyone. No, I know inside Like being homeschooled there's no inside jokes there dude. There was some crazy. Yeah, it's like homeschool because when they're homeschooled their entirety It is that break where it's like her normal behavior. I'm like yo, like What are you doing? Yeah, well, thank God like towards like the end of middle school

My parents were like maybe we should put you guys in Sports or theater choir or something meet other children Broke out, but we were taught like Phineas and Billie Eilish where it was like unlearning so it's like whatever we were In Billy, what does that mean? They were homeschooled Irish has a brother named does all the music. He does all of her production and everything. They were homeschooled and they lived in California

and their parents, they did unschooling. Unschooling? Which is where there's no actual, and I could be wrong so correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure there's no curriculum involved. It's like you teach them basics like math and things like that and once they have basics, it's just what they're interested in from like middle school and up. And you're allowed to get a diploma? They do stuff like math and things like that. And once they have basics, it's just what they're interested in from like middle school and up.

And you're allowed to get a diploma? But look how successful they are. That's, they do stuff like that in, I know it's like in, Well, she's also hyper mega talented. So like,

you know. But that's the whole point of it is like whatever your kid's interested in, you help them. Yeah, you find their talent and like go fucking hammer. So they're not wasting hours and hours

doing stuff they'll never need in life. That's cool. I feel like a lot of countries do that. Dirt. Like even in like public schools or like once a lot of countries do that. Even in public schools, once a kid figures out something he's interested in, man, that's what he's going to school for. There's so many people in other countries that are just like doctors.

There's so many foreign doctors because they start going to be a doctor when they're like 10. They're like, all right, I'm going to be a fucking heart surgeon. It would be way better if it was like that. Instead, it's like learn about history. Learn everything.

You're going to use algebra one day. Geometry, yeah. Have fun with triangles, bitch. We're not going to teach you taxes or anything you'll use in life. But here, geometry. Now try to remember any of this. You're going to need this buying groceries. What is pie?

What the fuck? Why is this even there? You'll never have a calculator in your pocket. You're like, my phone. Hey, if you're a teacher, fuck you. Yeah, you pieces of shit. Go fuck yourself. I'm sorry to my sister.

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Fuck that shit. Yeah, so, Billy, I did not know that. The brother's the one that does all the beats. He does everything on the creative side. It's like, oh, need a beat.

Like Ethel Studios. He grew up in Ethel Studios and does everything himself. Is that for real? Literally. Everything on the creative side is like oh need to be His whole thing is he would like he's insane he's what you call a prodigy so he'd be sitting in an airplane Going through this shit. There are things that I feel like if you tapped into it. I mean, you kind of did. You got your G. You didn't get your high school. Yeah, I dropped out anyways. My dad gave up on me.

He was like, not because of math or anything that I hated. Yeah, not because of anything that I didn't need. Yeah, the teacher's like, you need to learn this. Show them. It only took me 28 years to figure out what I want to do. Thanks, school. Yeah, now he's playing video games for a living. Teachers like you need to learn this from show them Thanks school now he's playing video games You can't play video games for living you're like sorry be my dad still makes fun of me for it my dad still like You tweaker That's calls me a tweaker instead of a tweaker.

That's because you do meth in front of people. Well, I mean. If my dad calls me a tweaker because of my video games, that's the undiagnosed ADHD. Oh, we all have it. He calls you a tweaker because you have line marks on your head. Carol would help you. Oh, no. Oh, I forgot those were there.

Oh, no. I forgot I could see that. Tattoos, guys. Tattoos. Short sleep shirts. Oh. I did have no tattoos for the longest time. I know.

Now you got just hands. It's the most aggressive tattoo you could possibly get. Yeah, yeah. Music notes and sparkles. So aggressive. No. Base gay. Damn, you hard as fuck, girl. Tattoos you could possibly get Yeah Out in the open Music notes and sparkles So aggressive No Very scary Damn you hard as fuck girl The placement

Like most people start with like a Behind the ear You know the back Behind the ear The tramp stamp And then homegirls like I have no tattoos I'm 26 years old

I'm gonna go straight for the hands That's smart That's smart Super smart Yeah I mean that makes you Have to work on your dreams Other girls my age love you That. It makes you have to work on your dreams. Other girls my age love you. You're not going to give up on your dreams.

That's what I told people. I was like, I have to. That's what I did with my son. I was like, just tattoo fuckhead across his head. That's a joke. You have to succeed in life. You're never getting a normal job. Blame your father when you get older

But this will push you You're gonna be rich Work on eye contact Eye contact Oh no You need to go watch these one day Wait this is how right it bases off If he's gonna put you in a home or not

Is all of the conversations you had about him. He's keeping track of it. And he's going to go back and clip them one day. Be like, dad said this. Nope. That's a mark. He doesn't need to clip anything. Dad, have you made fun of me 893 times in a year?

First off, not a single time. What about episode 68 at four minutes and 32 seconds where you said, God damn it, you little fuck. Okay, first off. You know he's listening to every minute of our podcast. And he's rewinding each. Like he watches the movies. Dude, he does.

He'll rewind the same segment 300 times. I thought he was being dramatic. And Ryden was in my office and he was watching his phone. And it was a video of him and his mom. And he just kept rewinding the same three seconds. And she was like, love. And Ryden was in my office, and he was watching his phone. And it was a video of him and his mom. And he just kept rewinding the same three seconds. And she was like, love you, Ryden. Love you, Ryden. Love you, Ryden.

I was like, oh, he'll stop at like 20, right? Love you, Ryden. Such a powerful woman. He's next to Sav in your office with his mother. I love you, Mom. I love you, Ryden. I love you, Ryden. Just staring at you.

I love you, Ryden. I love you, Ryden. That's what we call a sign, Sav. I love you right in just staring at you. I love you right He was looking at me in the reflection of my computer She's like babe, I thought you said he was bad with eye contact he's terrible I think he may want some love and attention I don't know I make him pancakes with chocolate chips Were they Mickey Mouse pancakes? You guys ever heard of that before?

It's crazy. Well, I did Mickey Mouse waffles, though. Okay, that fucks. Okay. Did you make them or did you put them in a Mickey Mouse waffle? They were. But he's very specific. They were Eggos.

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I can't even change anything. No, he's not. No. No. He's very big on brands and which specific brands. I mean, I get it, dude.

Eggos tastes better. They do. She cut fucking a sandwich into a goddamn triangles and she's like oh he she cut it into a triangle and this one is this is a semi-circle because the bread was lumpy And it was almost so beautiful he couldn't eat it. He was just like, he was like, daddy doesn't do this. Fuck this. I'm hanging this on the wall. He just smashes it.

Hammer, hammer. Where did you get nails and hammer, my son? That sandwich is all it's done. Don't you touch that. Speaking of hammers and nails, Eli, podcast studio. Oh no. The flags are collecting. Don't you touch that. Speaking of hammers and nails, Eli. Podcast studio.

Oh yeah. Oh my god, we had. Watching me and Eli build shit in a studio was like watching two monkeys fucking coconut. I like baddie. Baddie walks over like showing me something new. This man walks up to a corner piece. Gonna show me something new. Okay, well we're back it up, back it up. We have

paneling on the walls and it's like stick-on paneling. It's just cheap, easy paneling for idiots like me and Eli. It's very stick-on though. Very stick-on. And Eli was like, to be fair half of it doesn't line up. But it's a studio. It's not supposed to be for

nice and pretty for a house. You're not gonna see any of it. And there's one segment where we're doing a corner and we have to cut every fucking piece for this corner So I just gotta put it on there on the end of the corner and I go and I just look at you I'm like watch this. He's like I've done this Mike still watch Judy chop the fucking Judy chopped which is I straight monster Kyle that shit just jagged awful piece. We made a complete mess of it and then broke it off I accidentally set it face down on the floor, which is fucking This is like Milner's fucking hamper you do not lift this stuff up when it sticks

Breaking I'm like peeling it up Recording my face. I'm just like Not coming up finally got it off. I was pulling up with the fucking Phillips I was just like oh god bro, and this is this big it was like I was yeah up with the fucking Phillips. I was just like oh god, bro, and this is this big It was like I was yeah fucking the worst thing We got it we're right that we're so close like a like half a month out from a usable studio Yeah, half a month Will be will be in the studio. We'll have it. Yeah. Yeah.

After TwitchCon, 100%. I want to get it done soon because once we get that table, everything goes really quick with the wall and lighting. Well, I mean, once we get the wall and the table, then we can just do lighting and sets and all the dumb shit. I'm going to bring a dragon to put in there on one of those shows. I'm really excited for it to see what y'all do with it because you've been planning that one area for a month just on Pinterest. Like, yeah, it still looks perfect, but. For to see what y'all do with it cuz you've been planning that one area for a month just on Pinterest like

But I legit have so many photos in my phone of just D&D rooms like when I was setting all this shit up Hey guys if you're new to the podcast be sure to check out our patreon which is unsubscribe podcast You can go there and check out some extra stuff like our discord Which is being made right now as well as the unsub after show where you will see a little bit extra and maybe a little bit um less censored we'll see on how canceled we feel like getting so head over to patreon.com slash unsubscribe podcast and uh we'll see you there i mean you have plenty of props to use don't even fucking look at them this is my shit this is the irs it just slowly starts disappearing it's like he's gonna be stealing Look at him. This is my shit With you and you put it out for every podcast I made you eggs today Betty, why are you here? No idea. You got a dragon in your hand? You just run? Just like in your pants? What's going on in your pants?

Like a weird step? Yeah, just like crazy. It's not good, though. Is that a dragon in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Well, it's a shirt. It's shaped like a dragon. That's a shirt. I would know.

It's really gross. It's a disease, Batty. My dick looks like that? It's got wings and scales on it. Yeah, he's got dragon dick. It's very painful going in, but once it's in it's fine. Yeah, it feels great. One wing though.

You got like shift on the collar. We need a bad dragon sponsor. Get what's his fuck on it. Okay. We need a bad dragon sponsor. This is my wing dick. 100% a bad dragon sponsor. What is he doing? Stop it. Stop that. It's my wing dick. 100% bad dragon sponsor. What are you doing? Stop it. Stop that. It's his wing dick.

No touching. Yeah. Hands and arms inside the car at all times. It's back at home again. No touching. Leave the door open. No touching. Lights have to stay on.

He's got to be out by eight. Sorry, I got distracted. Oh, God. I just noticed her shirt was see-through. That man sucks if you're listening to this episode. I just noticed her shirt was see-through. Everyone, sucks if you're listening to this episode. Come join the podcast on YouTube.

Go ahead and become right now. Speaking of come. Hi, Taylor. Why did you laugh like that? What the fuck was that laugh? I have never heard that laugh. Wait, Eli knows I have a guy now with you and have sex After the after the stream which running from sex what was the run that you did to the bedroom? Was it Attack on Titan?

Was it Attack on Titan? I know, I did the arms straight. I did this run. She was like, and I was like, run. And I did like high knees like this. So I just run. I'm just like chasing him. Y'all are fucking weird.

That's how we have sex. I run from it. Not today, she-devil. No, but you're... Anyone that watches these videos, now you know. You too can at least have sex once in your life. Save yourself for marriage, everyone.

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yes, my son also runs like an attack on time. No, you're sorry. No, Ryan runs like, he runs like, baby. And Ryan is just like. Because Ryan's always in his underwear, too, which makes it so much better. I love it when Ryan has to hurry. I hope he never watches these. Dude, Ryan is the worst runner in the world. Like, he's like, we gotta hurry, daddy.

I'm like, bro, what are you doing? You look like a marionette doll. Someone's just dragging you along. It's like going through the airport. It's like tripping. It's like, what the hell is up here? How did you go up here? What the fuck?

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Figure it out. Autism. You'll find it. You'll find it. Autism. You'll find it. If you want to help, you'll find it. Jesus Christ. Alright. Alright.

At brunch, because that's where we were before this if you couldn't tell. At brunch, you had a story you wanted to tell and you weren't allowed to talk. Oh God, what story was it? Well, I guess, woman, but now you can talk. Thanks, sir, buddy. What story was that? I love how he's now allowed to tell. Woman but now you can talk

Brunch they're like don't talk don't fucking talk So I stay at home I don't talk to people so when I do get a talk I'm like And in my house, she's not welcome No, I mean we're giant is this room I feel very bad he unplug unplug the mic My Very cool Periods Oh god My menstrual cycle is awesome Is that the name of the episode? Periods am I right? Like one word am I right? It's just a vagina

That's my thumbnail Vagina holding a broom Whoa I just saw the podcast go yellow That's my thumbnail. Your vagina holding a broom. Whoa, I just saw the podcast go yellow. That's so weird. This one just couldn't be monetized. Wait, it's fine. All I have to do is I approve this message.

Yeah, see? She gets canceled. What? She gets canceled. Wait. No. I mean, imagine having tattoos on your hands. I know.

Good luck finding a job. Wow. Good luck getting married one day. I can't drink. I was waiting on that to happen. Ready? Let's see who can go the deepest. No, I don't wanna do this game. I don't wanna do this game. I don't wanna do this game. I don't wanna do it. I don't wanna do this game. Caleb's shooting one clock.

I don't know. It's launched and his mouth crawls. I'm like the whole place. You just swallow the whole can. Like a duck. All right. You two shut the fuck up. Okay, you don't have to shut up. Eli, shut the fuck up.

Tell the story. I don't remember the story. What were we going to say? We don't remember the story. I remember it. You had a fun job. One of your homeboy, Zac Efron being hot. Oh.

No, so I don't want to. Wow, girl comes on the podcast. You want to talk about Zac Efron being hot. Oh. No, so I don't want to. Wow, girl comes on the podcast. You want to talk about Zac Efron being hot. No, no, no, no. Okay, stop. Big H, way hotter. Yo, Seth. Okay, so.

Zac Efron is so fucking hot, though. He is. I'm not even joking. I'm with you. I feel it. 100%. So it's not a positive or negative, because I do sympathize, but we were just discussing it on the way to brunch that Zac Efron apparently went through a very traumatic event.

He got hurt, and his whole jaw over the last year has been under reconstructive surgery. And so it's hard. He's going through that entire recovery. But then TikTok is just lighting into him like, oh, you're ugly. It's not the same guy. You're not going to get casted anymore. And I'm like, man. He looks... He's not

ugly, but he definitely looks like a doll. He's not the same person. It's been like a lot of dealers in his jaw and the legs cheeks And his leachate. Yes, that's why I'm just an injury because it's like it's his whole face. It's Everywhere or like multiple lacerations and had to get surgery He was like yeah, I had to get my front tooth removed. And now I'm completely different. And now I've got injections. What happened? So apparently, and this is like the story.

The big story, right? Gossip girl over here. Apparently he was running in his home with socks on. Give me that tea. He was what? Running in his home with socks on. And he hit a water fountain. That's the story apparently.

He hit a water fountain in his house? Zach Efron. I slipped on my water fountain. Correct me if I'm wrong. So that's the story. And so because it was so traumatic, the story apparently. He has a water fountain in his house? Zach Efron. I slipped on my water fountain. It corrects me if I'm wrong. So that's the story. And so because it was so traumatic, the entire injury, his entire jaw was hanging off his face. So he underwent all of these reconstructive surgeries.

So he doesn't look the same. But imagine going through something that traumatic and then getting the hate of the world. Like, you're ugly now. I mean, I'm a ginger. I get it. I still don't think. Because I've watched people. I've got enough written there that I get it. I was think because I Enough right in there that I get it

I have been there an ugly 12 year. Oh, I went through a hideous time. You're gonna see through shirt shut the fuck You know how hard it is to wake up and go home to school? And get made fun of by your brothers and sisters for being so hideous. My teachers are picking on me again. Isn't that your parents' way? That sounds funny, but I didn't have two siblings. I had ten siblings. Okay, I'm one of ten.

So it was a practical school. You had ten? I'm one of ten. My parents loved babies. I like that. They didn't believe in TV. It was a practical school. You had 10? I'm one of 10. So there's a left. Oh, one of 10. My parents loved babies. I love that. They didn't believe in TV. So no, no hate.

My parents just loved kids and they just kept having kids. They loved unprotected sex. That's what they loved. They didn't love kids. They didn't love kids. They didn't love Carmen. They didn't love unprotected sex. He loved a cummy pussy Bro you want to talk about ruining somebody's day

Just be like imagine your parents Fuck you There it is You exist for a reason And that's a cummy pussy I love making me a cummy pussy Cheers homie Why do you have so many kids That's a No wait! You stand up and my dad used to brag about it. My dad would... Dad's bragging about that.

Mom's teaching school and dad's in the back like, Yeah, I got her pregnant again. My dad, my mom... That's my cum and your mommy's pussy. What? Oh god. We're in the middle of math class, dad. Geometry! Yeah, I gave her the angle.

Like, what the fuck? Dad, stop. Speaking of pie. This classroom isn't big enough for all you kids. And you guys are learning about pie. You guys are learning about pie tonight. I gave your mom a square root of pie. You haven't met our parents yet. You're making it so much worse. Oh, God.

Oh, my God, my cheekbones. 3.1. This will be the greatest shortness end to your family. I can't wait. You just want to meet my boyfriend, Eli? Here you go. Hello, cummy pussy. Nice to meet you. You're Mr. Cummy Puss, huh? Great to meet you, Mr. Cummy Puss. Here's your fertile Mrs. Cum Puss. Do I call you puss or cum?

Mrs. Cum Puss. Do I call you puss or cone? This episode literally is a middle school table at lunch. He's like, cone! Speechless. No, my dad used to literally, my dad would brag, right, after my mom would give birth. He's like, when can I get back in? I'm like, I don't want to know that. I don't want to know.

The baby comes out, he pushes it off the bed. Get out of the way, baby. Look, listen, it's crying. It's fine. It's alive. Get over it. It hasn't eaten yet, sis. Period. It hasn't eaten one day in its life.

But it's fine. My daddy wants to eat too. It's hanging off the abillic. Corny chucks. Period I haven't eaten one day in its life, but it's mine To my parents I can't do that now I mean pussy. Daddy! Daddy! You're done. You're done. Mrs. Compost. No. You can't say mom and daddy cream pussy in the same sentence. We did.

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We did. We did. We did. We did. We did. We did. We did. Oh no, I can't breathe. Oh, holy shit. Well, there's just, I don't know how Zac Efron turned into cream pussy, but there you go. I mean, have you seen his face?

He's beautiful. Touche, touche. I love Zac Efron. It kind of gives me that handsome Squidward vibes, though. Oh, yeah. That's it. Spot, dude. It's so weird.

Wait, wait, wait. It's a squidward. It's just like perfect angles all the way to the right. So this is old Zac out front, right? Yeah, old Zach. Very handsome. And then now. Yeah.

Do you see the lips? It's all crazy. But I feel bad because that's a really obviously traumatic event. But he's going through so much hate now. If that's like for real what happened, like I guess it could have fucked his whole face up. Yeah. I bet Boyd just likes plastic surgery.

Yeah. I mean, he was getting a little bit older. Aren't they doing another hospital musical? He's so young. I feel like they're doing another hospital musical like in his 30. Why aren't they doing another? He's so young I feel like they were talking about doing another high school musical and he's like well shit. I gotta look like a teenage boy Action figure dude, It's like fucking... Remember that movie?

Oh, my God. You never watched that, did you? It's shit. But the Gorgonites is shit, bro! I say it all the time. The Gorgonites? Dude, all the time whenever I get on Discord. But the first thing that I say sometimes, I'm like,

I am Archer, leader of the Gorgonites. Archer. Oh, fuck! Oh, a toy soldier! Yeah. Whenever he's like, hello, who is this? And I'm like, Archer, leader of the Gorgonites. I am Archer, leader of the Gorgonites.

Dude, the Barbie scene is so traumatic, but you're still like, boobies, wow. What a great fucking movie. Such a good movie. I haven't watched that in fucking God knows how long. Okay, every kid has to watch that. That's a ship hazard. Yeah, a ship hazard. Speaking of compass,

have you ever just been searching on the internet on things you shouldn't be? Babe, go change into your cosplay. Right now? Yeah. Can I answer my question first? Or this question? No, this is part of the ad space. What is happening right now?

Are you doing this? Oh, I got this of the ad space. Oh, yeah, what is happening right now? Did you are you ready? Are you doing this? Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, I got this already. I'm was this is it You know Dude fucking browsing on the internet. Yeah Yeah, brother. I'm staring at ass Eli just real quick. Sorry. I got distracted Eli real, real quick. I'm going to do something for you. Okay. Are we on the time this one? Boom!

Have you ever been browsing on the internet? Who browses the internet here? I like to browse. Yeah, me too. Who likes to look at stuff you probably shouldn't look at at times or are embarrassed about if they found it on your internet browser history? What's your darkest secret? I do not have an internet browser history. I delete it

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And again, three months for a one-year package. That's a pretty good deal. Okay, Batty. Let me, no, no, Batty. Let me see you do it now. Hold on. Give it to me. I want to see a Batty one.

Fluck, you might edit this one. Yeah, I'm not going to do this. J-O-2. Good luck. Great ad read. Fluck, cut it up and make it work. One flack you might edit this one. Yeah, I'm not gonna do this Great I'd read flot cut it up make it work. Yeah, literally the only hot girls that I think I follow anymore are all cosplay girls Oh, really? I think litter like especially Twitter's dangerous, you know that because they don't give a shit So you pull Twitter up? Twitter Guys check this out that I look at my related She might like this, you know Yeah, yeah, bro. It's even worse though because I follow a couple only fans girls

Supporting my friends that do sex shit, whatever go hard, but sometimes they go on these little retweet binges, dude Oh, yeah, they're other only fans friends but sometimes they go on these little retweet binges. Dude. Oh, yeah, they're OnlyFans friends, and you're like, whoa! And it's just like, I'll be like, scrolls an asshole, I'm like, whoa, where did that come from? Yeah, dude, I'm like friends with one who comments on my stuff regularly, and I'm very appreciative, and I always respond back, but her stuff is insane. Everything she posts is really intense. Big fan. And I'm like, oh, yeah, you uh i'm like oh yeah yeah what's her name again what's your friend's name

i'm not saying it i forgot your friend's name just text it to me yeah great girl very sweet but everything she posts is so intense and i like i'll pull my phone up huge personality yeah no uh i mean she's probably taken a few huge personalities. What's her personality like? If she was drinking, what was the size of the cup she was drinking out of? It's a good size. It's a good banana size going on that she's handling. But either way.

Wait, what is she doing? Does she have a dick? No, she's handling it as if way... Wait, what is she doing? Does she have a dick? No, no. She's handling it as if it's being gave to her. But it's great. It's her and her boyfriend. Oh!

Yeah, yeah. It's a team effort. Yeah, she's posting that stuff a lot. And I'm like, you know, good job. I'm glad you're living your life. You're having a good time. Then she'll just respond to my stuff.

And then I'll respond back. So then her stuff is always pressed on my shit. And I'm just like're living your life. You're having a good time. Then she'll just like respond to my stuff. And then it like, I'll respond back. So then her stuff is always pressed on my shit. And I'm just like, each time I get on Twitter, I'm like, Oh damn. You respond to those photos? No,

no, no, no, no. I just respond to her when she like, if I tweet something and she comments on it, I'll respond back to her. Cause she's super nice,

like a great person, but she's doing some hardcore shit. I just like a bottle. No, literally. It's like tied up in a great person, but she's doing some hardcore shit. She's like a butthole pop. No, literally. It's like tied up in a million ways, being shocked while she's being peed on, like crazy stuff. And you're like very inspirational. Retweet.

I'm like, all right. Hold on. Let me go to expressvpn.com. Yeah, let's use that. Express VPN. Just real quick. Expressvpn.com slash unsub. we do a natural ad read like okay let me look it up on my phone real quick because that's the name oh man i bet she's hard like she yeah she's been doing a lot you see god guys were i mean caleb about to start fucking okay double dutch rudder yeah yeah where's my

girlfriend like literally like it's like it's all oh yeah no don't look you're in a relationship i'm fine with take it easy but yeah it's just like stuff like this all the time. Like, you know, good job. Like, she is a sweetie. You need to comment like a really good angle. Love the lighting. I mean, to be fair, the camera work is phenomenal. Yeah, it's literal.

It's like, yeah, it's legit stuff. I'm like, wow, this is really good quality. And then I'm like, oh, wow, that's a lot. Wow, is that the new iPhone question mark? What is is this new iPhone? You know good job, very sweet, you know always comments really nice things. That's a weird, see that's a weird line. Are you using the Adobe package? Are you big into Lightroom? Jesus Christ you know your way around Lightroom.

So okay but no that actually brings up a very good topic. Yeah. Are you allowed to comment on that shit with your friends and be like yo freaking killer video right like it's kind of awkward you're like uh like you can't be and it's sad that like you feel like you can't be liking it because then it's going to be like so and so so you like this like all your other friends that like and you like us for sure your friends you're friends with a lot of companies that like you work for and stuff and they probably don't want to be like one of my employees like this.

I have a lot of friends that do OnlyFans, but not like just lewd stuff on OnlyFans. Yeah. I'm friends with it. Yeah. Like, yeah. I want to support my friends at the same time. I'm like, I'm not jerking off to you. So like, it's really great.

I'm happy for you, but I'm not going to crank it to this because we're friends. It's so awkward. Like, where's the line how do you yeah yeah like yeah you're like man I wish I could like it cuz we're friends but I feel like I probably shouldn't I mean in trouble from I haven't met a lot of these girls like just like hi how are you we're good yes I know your name yeah yeah place what oh nice what eye contact on my friend's eyes use yeah use the eye follower for the rest of the podcast this is the autism test what oh shit if we look at tits we have autism. Okay, Seth, hear me out.

We actually were talking about something important. Put your tits away. Fuck! I feel so quick! It's like a laser game where you're like, hi, what? I see one laser go down, one goes up. I'm trying. It hurts, it hurts, it hurts. I don't have anything to pin it, otherwise I would pin it up here. Yeah, yeah, definitely pin it higher. goes up Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely

Where is the line? Like, girl posts on OnlyFans. Like, you're friends with said women. Okay. How do you support that without just looking like you're cranking to your friends' videos? You know what? Yeah. God, as a male friend, I feel like. That's it.

That's a male friend. I feel like it's weird. From a woman's perspective, I feel like there is no line because girls also do the same thing but we don't tell you I think that you J-O to us

I think the majority vote is like we know that guys do because it's vastly talked about but girls are just as sexual as men are we just don't talk about it sure

so we fantasize we may not look at a picture but we might see a picture and fantasize about it later so they're gonna J-O to our pictures

so to answer I think that we know that you might do it, but we also appreciate the support Like on Twitter and such and they'll post like this is my new stuff like whoa I'm like what do you how do you? Because you can't just retweet that. You can be like, damn, my friend is fucking getting banged, dude. It's awesome. Like, yo, great camera angle. What are you saying?

Do you give notes? Are you like, okay, great ending. The cum shot was great. Dude, he came so hard. Trash storyline. Boring until he came. Where was the second act? I feel like you're a good example as like how it is to be a platonic friend after you're no longer or if you're in a relationship

And we talked about this can guys have I always tell her I was like Okay best friends That's not real. Hey, love. How should I dream? I'm sorry. That's really tough. Okay, okay, okay. They can be your best friend for sure. They will absolutely be your best friend. But almost 99% if you were like, do you want to have sex? They would be like, yes, absolutely. You're my best friend and you're so hot.

I will absolutely fuck you. Trust me. Trust me. You're different. Stop it. Yeah, that's probably different. No, I Trust me. You are different. Stop it. Yeah, that's probably different. No, I promise you. I promise you. I've talked with girls about this. We don't vocalize it because if we break that barrier,

we no longer have guy friends. Because then guys are like, oh, well, then I'll be able to break that barrier. One day we'll be able to bang. And it's like, it may never happen. But we still have thought about it at some point in time. But you're way less likely to act on it okay guys are gonna act on it every fucking time it can't help it yeah i feel like it's it's so much like dudes are definitely it's harder for them to control that because it's like i mean i know girls

obviously like get super horny too whatever but like I feel like it's very hard for dudes to control that for a long, long time. I feel like after a while, it starts fucking with them. If anything, guys, I feel like check out quicker. Whereas girls start to build attachment later on in the friendship. Especially when there's trust involved and there's commitment in that friendship. Girls are like, oh, I kind of see something here. Guys check out because I'm getting laid. Exactly. getting laid exactly my best friend yeah but i have so many girlfriends i have guy friends i'm like bro fucking your best friend's great

it's fine me and baddie get along it is great wait you're supposed to make a hole i I thought you wanted a hole in your hand. That's so awkward. I just wanted to put my finger in your hole. Hold on, let me make it tighter. He tells me that every night. Was that an outside thought?

I'm sorry. Eli, no! Eli! Shut the fuck up! No, it's good. It's funny. Video games, go. Video games, done. Wait, can I go with video games? No. Butt sex is like a warm hug. Pull your penis from a butt.

Yeah, like Destiny. There, I got it all back in the lips! Can we normalize anal? What? It's not normal? No! It's so taboo! I feel like, especially in a guy's world, okay, the guys I grew up with, I grew up in Georgia where men are so against anal because they think it makes them...

Oh, okay, sure. So it's like, can we normalize anal? Because it feels good to men, girls like it. Let's do it a little bit. That still is a little bit. That's a little bit. It's a little awkward. Caleb's like, where is this?

We turn left or right on this. There's an exit. Both are exits, technically. I don't want to be in there. Video games, man. I tried, man. I saw where this car was going. I Tried man, I saw where this car was going I was like don't make me turn around and when I was turned around somebody fucking drove into the front of the car Thumbnail now, please move the mic real quick I don't know. It's a big ol' teeth claw. It's alright, there's like white claw. Nobody can see it. There's white claw in the way. That's not true. At least we have a great thumbnail now.

Hey, can you just move the mic real quick? Now sit up. No, you go like this. Go like this, be like this. I'm just making sure there's no nipple involved. Go like this. That's fine, it's just the nipple. Everyone's seen nipples, guys.

No, that one. Which one? This one. That one. Perfect. But like lean forward. Can you touch her elbows? Can you go like this? I hate that comment. So fucking much. Have you ever done this competition? But like going forward

All the time So my okay I was in theater and I was homeschooled so all we had was anything but time god damn it go on um cosplay no so okay I feel like with homeschool and theater kids our entire like connection to the outside world is movies like music porn a lot of porn um I'm not gonna front a lot of porn um but we had nothing but time so we would sit and we would just like, we would sing, we would do like theater, we would rehearse movies. We would jerk off. God damn it. We had a lot of time to dads walking around, call me pussy.

My kids are bros. I swear to God. Why did I come here? I don't know. My parents are gonna just on me so fast I'm out. I'm checking out somewhere. You know that every one of my family has a religious name but me? Everybody had a religious name but me. Every single one. What's their names?

What's their names? So, Christiana is Christian with an A. Yeah. You got Joseph and then me my name means dirt It was in the back of a Timberbrock concert! And it just had to do with- We were at a country music concert when I made this kind of- So this was a black sheep for sure! I was fucking her in a savannah, it's beautiful! Savannah is the name of this song. God damn it!

Anyways, how do I segway with that? Rayma's the next one, she's a- Fucking hell. I'm done. Anyways. So yeah, we practiced theater a lot. And we got really good at voices. And so I'll practice these voices on Eli now.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm not ready for this. What? I'm not, I'm not sure if I'm ready for this conversation yet. Did you just say you practice these voices in the context of Minnie Mouse?

All of them. All the voices. So I'll do Clarabelle. Who's Clarabelle? Clarabelle Cow? Oh, what? You're gonna work on the camera? You're gonna work on the camera? I'm gonna milk her.

I'm gonna milk her. I'm crying. I'm crying. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm crying. I'm crying. I'm fucking crying. No, no, no.

He bought me actually a Cal Costas. Oh. I am so sorry for all of our audio listeners today. This one is bad. Oh, shit. Composing yourself. There's no composing yourself when you got him composing himself to your fucking Claire Belkow. What the fuck?

Like, I get it. Cow costumes are in, but the voice seems a little goddamn much oh shit oh my god I found the mascot I got the Mascotool and he just breathed a dick and he's like I got the Mascotool I got Mascotool today Alright so we got Claire McHale We got Minnie Mouse

They just dropped down So wait what was that one? Just those rinky pants Dropping to my ankles Those weird round pants Oh boy Oh boy Those r-inky pants drop into my ankles. Those weird round pants. Oh boy, oh boy. Oh boy.

Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh Jesus. No, so Mickey's more hysterical. It's more, um, uh, like... Minnie. Minnie?

Minnie. Let's hear these voices that you use. Oh God. As long as you don't look at me. Just don't look at me. I'm watching. Oh, holy shit. My contact is... Oh, Mickey.

Why did you say it like that? Why did you look up and say it like that? Why did you have to look up? Why did you look up? Let me finish my cleavage real quick, and then we're going to do it. Okay. And then it goes into Mickey, which is more of a... Oh, hold on. God, don't look at me, please. I'm not. I can't.. Okay. And then it goes into Mickey, which is more of a, oh, hold on.

God, don't look at me, please. I'm not. I can't. I can't look at you anymore. Mickey. Mickey, wait. Wait. Stop doing this stuff.

It's very, like. And you do this regularly? This is normal. Like Tuesday. You know, you keep the spice alive. You invite other people. With Mickey Mouse and Cass. Most people get like a cock

ring and a butt plug and you overhear Minnie Mouse. We do those too. No, people don't fucking role play Mickey and Minnie. What's the one voice say? I just picture you walking out in a sexy bikini and I'm like, uh-uh.

Do the Mickey. And I'm like, okay, Teddy. Put the Mickey. Do the Mickey. And I'm like, okay, daddy. Put the udders on. Wait, so wait. No,

what was the one voice I did where you were like, that sounds like a certain character, but you couldn't figure it out for the longest time. I'd be like, nice cock. You got so mad.

He's like, don't ever do that. There's like Timmy or someone. God bless it. Oh my God. They probably really used Timmy Turner. Yeah. Fucking Timmy Turner. Me or someone god bless it I'm kidding. Do it, do it, do it. I barely got parents. Why don't you come? A nice guy. Barely.

I love parents. What the fuck? Batty's so disappointed in this episode. I think Batty just saw a different version of me. He didn't like it. You said it your best. Okay, when Batty met me, I was like, I'm normal. He's like, you're dating Eli.

You can't be normal. You're right. I'm not. Yeah, that's what you slap her. I swear I be normal I see the different side that no one else Close it. Close it. Close the fucking door. He was peeking. You want to see? I want to see that dress. It's Mickey Mouse. What's going on? Hello, Brady.

Hello, Brady. Big orange shoes. Clarabelle's the one I will not do unless I'm intoxicated because Clarabelle is so obnoxious. That's pretty funny. Clarabelle cow. It is. No, I won't do it. I won't do it now. But that was wrong.

Everyone's like. But he did. Did you not go on Amazon and buy the little cow bikini? Yeah. Is there udders? No, I need to get. Now I'm mad in my fantasy of udders. Yeah, you got to put some udders on there.

Did you get a little bit of milk in there? She's like, why'd you order two? One for each tit. You turned both of my tits into udders? This is a video game podcast. Yes, daughter. Now walk around in moo. Spray the milk everywhere.

You know, maybe a shot was a bad idea. I divulged way too much in for me. Our audience is learning far more than they really are. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. They're probably loving it. Video games. Speaking of which, fucking, Batty, you do this one. Oh, so sorry. I'm loving it video games

Speaking of which fucking baddie you do this one. Oh, yeah Say no Segway into atta regs today, but honestly, I don't need to shut Eli shut the fuck up Well, I was just giving you told me to do the thing and then open your mouth was giving you say why? Yeah You told me to do the thing and then you opened your mouth. Well, I was giving you a segue. Yeah. Head on over to Adoregs.com to check out Batty's Beard Cream and Beard Oil or Donut Operator's Mustache Wax Beard Cream Beard Oil. Does he have a...

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Use code unsub Come 20 Yeah, absolutely no joke you could actually use a beard creams and beard oils on your Don't put it in your dick Some of you are fucking idiots But she used like strawberry jelly versus lubricant jelly it was a house episode about that where the girl was supposed to use jelly, but she used like strawberry jelly versus lubricant jelly It was a house episode. He's like sounds pretty good. What? That sounds like an infection

Jerk off is what I'm trying to say Come 20 Jesus baddies cream Don't mix it with doughnuts cream. No I mean no you can actually Straight up I have messages on my Twitter right now people who mix them and said it smells fucking great cuz it's coconut and a sandalwood I mean I'd love mixing that ain't no too Consuming this was very last minute otherwise it would be way more in depth. I feel like it would be much better

But this is Do a do a race to me again video games was something I was Was do I do first off? I think I jerked off to a video game absolutely volleyball do a I feel like I became a lesbian In that moment and you know it's okay It's video game you all jerked off to uh final fantasy 7 well i don't have anything to jerk off with but was 12 12 was with uh von and uh fran she was i like you specifically because i was like this game's too sexy, dude. Her race of people, her race of people were Playboy bunnies.

They were just hot-ass women that lived in the forest. And they had bunny ears and tails. She had, like, she just wore, like, lingerie. And it was just, like, dark complexion, like, gorgeous, like, Brazilian-looking woman. Every time, like, the really good... And the camera angles complimented. complimented the high-def scenes

You're gonna come out like this is a lot. Hey guys in the comments below Please let us know. What was the first video game you? Jowed only put just put the name of the game Honestly say it was probably the volleyball do a it was Yeah Because I grew up in a religious there was no other video game I had because I grew up in a religious family. There was no other video game I had the ability to get a hold of.

I can remember plenty of games that I was like, oh, she's so fucking hot. But because Final Fantasy 12 was so long and she's a really good character. I kept her in my main all the time. She's a trash tier character. Kayla's like, no, she's S tier. This girl's like, Like I kept her in my main like okay trash tear character

Enjoy her character so much like she was always in my group so every time I like a battle would go on I was like So hot and like I'll be like playing like I'm like i'd be like fuck i gotta i gotta pause this and go jack off and then come back and it's so awkward coming back to the game you're like you know what you just did you're like you're like kind of sleepy now and you're like in the middle of a boss battle you're like okay but you keep looking at her remembering what you uh so hot but yeah that was the first one that i was really i gotta fucking back off to this video game character i forget it was it was actually uh metal Gear Solid 3 snake eater with Eve when she does The zip down with oh, yeah Remember oh, yeah

Come on zoom in Really mine was tipiff. I think Final Fantasy 7. I don't remember how. The scenes from Tiffa. The bad scenes like the CG. You remember the bad CG that would happen in Final Fantasy 7? I should have worn Tiffa today. Tiffa's a fuck. I don't want to like you because he's a weird Aerith. Aerith is definitely better.

I like Aerith. I feel like this might be going too far but I don't give a fuck at this point. You've already crossed the line today and you with cummy pussy. I don't remember where I found it or how I I don't give a fuck at this point. You've already crossed the line today in you with Grounds related but there was a I don't know it's silly there was a fucking old like porn website called Aerith lives I Don't remember that Patti found it! Sephiroth comes down. It had nothing to do with Final Fantasy. The whole episode was nothing but hentai. Yeah. Yeah.

And I remember playing, I don't remember if I was looking up Final Fantasy shit, and the internet was young and fucking dangerous, and I felt like, Aerith, Final Fantasy, because I needed help with Final Fantasy VII when I was playing it.

Yeah. And that definitely showed up, and I was like, all right. I'll look at it. Okay. The internet was scary back then. How can I beat this level, Aerith Fatchance? How to beat you, playing it and that definitely showed up and I was like alright. How can I beat this level? Aerith Fat Tits. How to beat your pop. Damn.

That's crazy. How did this pop up? I'm going to jack off now. That's another good question. What is the first video game character that you looked up porn of? Probably still Aerith. Yeah. Aerith, really? Like, Timfa?

Or... Bulma? I had a big Bulma thing. Bulma was big in the early 2000s. I didn't do fanfic porn. Like, when I got into porn, it was more so categories of what I was into at the time. Oh, it was fuckin'... What was that? What was that? was that that was that

spice kid Riku uh Final Fantasy 10-2 oh shit yeah bro G-string pulled up man I remember being like

what cause fucking 10 was so wholesome and then then it wasn't I mean Lulu was fucking a baddie in there but

you get Lulu yeah with them her dress and her tits oh yeah but uh 10-2 and then she comes back and it's just like miniskirt with g-string pulled up doing some fishtail I was like what the fuck is going on do the whale tail. I forgot yeah Don't eyebrow him right now you stop Fucking eyebrow this table

You gave me Tito's it's over Can I borrow this table? Dude, this is a wholesome Christian Minecraft table. You gave me Tito's. You gave me Tito's. It's over. You asked for the Tito's. You should have told me no. Anyways, guys. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Final Fantasy VII, Tifa, Bulma. There had to be. I feel like, though, our age range as far as like what we experienced video game wise is very You're not our age range so there is no living your difference between you and I and so what we experience is very different I remember being on my Xbox 360 and just trolling the shit out of people which is not something that you really You were 21 when I was but again you just said you like it's like Ijo to fucking snake-eater Ijo to Tomb Raider and Triangle Tits. Like, we aren't the same.

We aren't the same. It's like the entrepreneur. We aren't the fucking same. We're triangles. They don't know anything. There was no cleavage or nothing. It was just triangles. You had to rotate the camera awkwardly.

The butler was always in the frame. You're turning, trying to rotate the camera awkwardly. The butler was always in the frame. You're turning, trying to get the perfect camera angle for 20 minutes. Your mom walks in, you run off real quick. I remember the first time we played, what was it, Warzone together. And our banter was so different because we were friends at the time. And so him and I were going back and forth. And there was something that I said that would catch people off guard

when playing games with them, but I said it to Eli and he was like, you can't say stuff like that. But we're just going at it and I'm like, I drink the cum of my enemies. And he's like, you can't say that! Like, we're friends right now. He's like, you have a lot of enemies now. It's like, I don't care.

I drink the cum of my enemies. All the enemies are like, you have a lot of enemies now! He's like, I don't care. I drink the cum of my enemies. All the enemies are like, dope. Everybody that likes her just started punching her in the face. Huge fan! Huge fan! So you drink the cum of my... I was all fucked up. So I drink the cum of my...

So I gotta drink your cum now,. Yes. I'll show you. I'll show you. Prepare, evil doer. It's a shitty Batman. Prepare, evil doer. Oh, no. Another enemy. Let's go.

I am darkness. I am revenge. I think Batty's understanding our relationship so much more right now. I am vengeance. Oh, my God. We're just playing Xbox. I'm like, all right, let's go. Man, vengeance feels real good.

This is Call of Duty. What are you doing? Yeah, this is the best vengeance I've had. I have to have a ponytail on the man. I'm like, this vengeance is making me so sleepy. Chicks who are a degradation team just need to go play Xbox or 60 Modern Warfare lobbies. You will learn so much about yourself. Just let them know you're a girl.

And then you're set. You're good. A 14-year-old playing Xbox 360. I learned a lot about myself. Apparently, that's still now. You can still just do that now. Absolutely. Every time I see a big female streamer and they post stuff of them being fucking killer

at a game, it's just the craziest shit. I'm like, wow. It's still like this? How do people still... Why are girls still not allowed to game? Yes, and be like the best at fucking games, man. They're doing some crazy shit these days. And I'm just like, fuck, man.

I mean, good on you. That's great, but Jesus Christ. Why is that a thing? I don't even understand. Why? Because, I mean, it's dudes. Yeah, Jesus Christ I don't even understand I mean it's dudes dudes kinda suck the second you hear a voice on there it's like yeah it's such a good game

GG's everyone who the fuck is this who the fuck are you you fucking hot why aren't you in the kitchen bitch can I fuck you I'm horny now Fuck are you fucking hot? Fucking bitch I Will never understand that mentality man like Mike my boner just gets bigger when that's just going Oh, she you are she 350 y'all are not normal No, I mean I was gaming with Tay last night and she's better at a fucking apex than me I'm like fuck yeah carry me harder Fucking resume you fucking You fucking Mad that girls are gamers like

Never will understand it's like fucking anything. I do I'm like I usually use pink stuff Do you think it's the older generation before you guys or it's after? No, it's absolutely. It's every generation. It's our generation. It's probably kids who are raised by dudes that are like that. It's probably that generation. They're kids. Lose it here, son.

Women suck. A bitch is gonna get on and kill you and is gonna piss you off like it pissed dad off. Just tell her to make a sandwich. Bitch is gonna get on and kill you and it's gonna piss you off like it pissed dad off 69 murder me 42 times What was your game attack on Xbox 360 oh yeah, babe, what was it was play a killer Cuz she killed them players Okay, it was a playa killer. Killa Well on that wonderful note thank you for watching

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Working on that YouTube okay but what are the What are the titles oh Savvy. Instagram and then working on that YouTube. Okay, but what are the names? Oh, Savvy Summer. She's like, just look at YouTube.com. Savvy Summer is everything except for TikTok, which is Savannah Summer. Okay, and Caleb, your usual, where are we finding you? Yeah, Caleb W. Francis on everything other than Twitch. That's Grizzly Puncher. The Grizzly Puncher.

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