Unsubscribe Podcast - 74 - Demo Ranch Goes HARD ft. Demolition Matt

Episode Date: October 5, 2022

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Like off the earth? Yeah, they don't deserve to be around us. You want them to die? Yeah. Gone-gone? And their kids too the little what's this solution called that guy's fucking ridiculous, don't I? That's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to Unsubscribe. Hey guys, thanks for watching Unsubscribe podcast. Make sure wherever you're listening or watching, whether it's on YouTube, Castro, Spotify, Apple, Google, Amazon, Podbean, Stitcher, or...

That's all of them. Please leave a comment, like it thumbs up it give it a rating of five stars whatever you do it helps the podcast out immensely and donut and eli will be very happy if you do that and we want to make donna eli happy today yeah for five stars on everything and a comment if there is possible because we need to be at the top don't it say something motivating And that's where the you come that is come subscribe Cody. Do you remember how to start it? Let's hear it's been a while Wait has he been gone Episode this is episode 73 he was here on episode 32

this tastes like sweet tart candy which one is that it's the pomelo smash it tastes like sweet tarts oh i got a pomelo smack okay hi everyone unsubscribed podcast here i'm joined today by baddie streams eli double fap and mrolition Ranch himself, Matt Carriker. Hello. And, I'm here for my title back. What title? So I have the number one Unsubscribe Podcast spot right now, and I was number two, and then some fat electrician came up and dethroned me from number two and now Ak guy is coming up and about to take away my third place spot

So I'm only number one and not number one or number two, and I'm coming back for number two spot, okay? I'm gonna do something bad in this episode teleport out people talking teleport back in naked with a naked What are we doing? That's just super power. We're getting naked. We just all stay here naked. What do I have to do? Do I have to take my clothes off to get back up top? I mean that is a good start. You could use my super power. Yeah if you combine super powers

naked with flying. If I use Cody, if I actually kill the kitten or said something racist this probably would get up there now we can name it that if you want i saw a cat in here earlier don't you even look at my princess dump truck he just looks at the camera he was like bleep and then we just hard cut outside he's floating and bleeping words it's like and he's words He's number one now number one on the internet all over the internet

For a solid week You would lose a million subs than gain five million. Yeah, you gain two million Morgan Morgan Well, your apology video would do so well Monica just really drag it out ten minutes. Oh ten minutes and thirty seconds Yeah, like fake tears and all gods. Yeah, you started there you like this time on Jim O ranch bro we need to edit this we gotta change this apology video to terrible we gotta edit this up a little bit who would the ad read be for the apology video?

Raid Shadow Legends this apology video is brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS you wanna fight evil warlords demons Or backstabbing that you thought you loved What is he going on about right now? What are we apologizing for now? I think races Race is that I have not said but apparently I'm gonna say in this episode so I can get back to number two Dude the hypothetical racist Matt. We just this is the episode the hypothetical. Let's just pretend that I say a bunch of terrible things We can do that. Yeah, we can actually do it though

You can just go just be talking normal stuff and y'all just bleep it all out with a big thing It says sorry, this is too racist to include Like what are you guys talking about? Y'all are like, oh Let's do it actually fuck ready the first like 10 seconds. We show the littlele reel oh my god yeah it's just and you're just like this you're just and talk and we would just be and yeah like what's what's the um the will of fortune what kind of people annoy you yeah people that annoy you yeah so like matt like who are people who annoy you what do you mean i don't? I don't understand. Just keep talking. Yeah, you do it.

You know what I hate? I hate. Do it again, do it again, and then just start talking. So Matt, what kind of people annoy you? As a group, I hate kittens a whole lot. Yeah, I think every kitten should just be thrown off the earth. Like off the earth? Yeah, they don't deserve to be around us. You want them to die?

Yeah. And like the gone-gone? us. You want them to die? Yeah. Gone Gone? And their kids, too. The little kittens. What's the solution called? Perfect. That's the system we're in. We're done.

And then the episodes start. Take that, fat electrician, I'm back! See ya, man. Matt's like, I don't wanna be back! No, guys, it was a joke. Everything was bleeped. I was just saying kittens! No, you weren't. We saw it. Yeah, we saw it. It was fucked up, like... Poor kittens, man!

I actually love kittens. Kittens are great! And I don't know what I meant by I would kill the baby kittens because they're all babies but no any cat's a kitten adult babies small babies it's like you realize kittens are just kittens they're just baby cats right

oh yeah let's talk about this instead of me being racist we haven't talked about this yet do you want to shit on it because it's only a hundred thousand Hey, you know we did with grant thumbs gold play button award donut knows Yeah The coup from it I didn't I didn't get it either wait I did You definitely a lot of people did a lot of people everybody got covid coming home from that yeah well that was the plague it was the bubonic plague plaque how clean it is look at that

matt you want to do jello shots out of this plaque you got jello shots yeah oh my god get those shitty ones we have to do one you want to do one really bad Jell-O shop? It is the worst smelling, tasting thing you owe. Guys, we hit 100,000. This is impressive. Good job. Good job, guys. Why is it in a weird little jar? What year did you get yours?

That's refrigerated. Yeah, it was on his refrigerator. That's a cum shop. Oh, why is it that color? It looks like, dude, you have to smell them at least. It's called cumshot. Oh It looks like dude wait you have to smell them at least it's called slurp It tastes like you want a blue one come sharp it's slurp is on our dictionary. I'm sharp No, okay, you just have three cum shots, so I want to make sure you get... What do they have in them?

Alcohol-infused gelatin. Oh, my God. It's a cum shark. Oh, it's a cum shark. You don't want to know. Yeah, it's literally cum. I accidentally farted out some cum. Did you say hairspray?

Yeah, it smells like hairspray. It does kind of smell like hairspray. It's liquid. It's hairspray. It tastes and smells like hairspray. It's got, like, the cheapest alcohol in there. It's made in China. It's very watery. Not watery. It's just the top layer. It's fine. Once you start doing it, it's a like the cheapest weight alcohol in there it's made in cherry watery oh it's just the top layer it's fine once you start doing it it's a full

jello shot just it looks like a ball out or I have to squeeze you have to do a little slurping action because oh it's called a slurp okay ready on the count of three one two three come Alicia you taste like hairspray. I hate it. It's not that bad. What? You guys are pussies.

I hate that bad. Oh, we didn't even do it out of this. We gotta do it again. We gotta do it again. We can't get rid of it. Give me your cum shots so we don't spill it all over the table. No, I got a... Yeah, it's cum shot. That looks super sticky.

Yeah, it's leftover cum shot. I'm trying to remember when I got the Demolition Ranch one. Yeah, how many years ago did you get your 100Kk it had to be like 2015 or 14 or something oh dang I don't know probably 14 you're weird what's weird I used to watch your videos that work that's when you jerked off with J o to him I had no plans to be a content creator and I would sit at work what was, because I wasn't a streamer. I had no plans to be a content creator. And I would sit at work answering phone calls. What was your job back then?

I used to, like, fix broken websites. And I would just watch Demolition Ranch videos. Good old days. Keep going. I've been stalking you. With no pants on. Yeah. I was at work.

I was in the office. I had to wear pants. If I didn't have to wear pants, I wouldn't, yeah like now I don't now I can do whatever I want Dragging that chair as he leaves see you guys later. Why are you taking that specific chair to the bedroom, Daddy? You think I'm going to go to the bedroom? No, I'm going to do it right here. Hey, Mac, I got you a new shirt. You want to change real quick? I'll wash your old one.

I'll keep that one. I'll keep that one. Yeah, I'll wash it real quick, bro. Me cost of your cost. I'll wash it. I'll get back to you like in four days. Side car, Matt's shirt. Why is my shirt crunchy?

It's standing up on its own. Come, Alicia. Oh, my God. We are's standing up on its own. Come Alicia! Oh my god, we are just going hard on the game. I regret. I always, I always like, it's always like nine minutes in and I'm like oh this is why I don't like coming to these things. Yeah, coming. I miss my friends! Nevermind.

I forgot about that stuff about them. We're great friends in theory. You wanted to be number one, didn't you? Or two. I still am number one. I should have just settled for that. No. I'm always surprised when you want to come back. Everyone is. Literally, I was told on Twitch last night,

we got a demo tomorrow. Of course, he spoiled it for everybody. Why? Does he know? He realizes what you guys talk about all the time. He's Been here. He's been here a couple times. He's learned it.

You cussed the first time ever. Shit, yeah. Fuck, play it back. Louder. Now put epic music over it. Louder. Shit, yeah. Hey, how was Goldberg?

Was he good on podcast? Super cool. I didn't see it. Actually, yeah. I thought he was going to beat the he good on podcast? Super cool. I didn't see it. Actually, yeah. I thought he was going to beat the shit out of Eli at one point. For real? For real? Well, I called him Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Yeah. I got the gate. He brought him like a Budweiser. That's pretty good. He's like, I hate Stone Cold. I'll drink the beer, though. He was like, no worries. I'm not killing you right now because you brought me a beer.

I'm like, well, fuck. That's not a only reason I'm not killing you right now is because you brought me a beer. I'm like, what the fuck? That's not a joke. That dude is so big. He's just all fun. He is so big. And you look at videos of him 20 years ago and he was so big. He's a big man. His traps.

He's just terrifying. And at that age, it's a triangle from the top of his head to his shoulders. He's still wrestling. I know. Crazy. He's like the only one from that era who's still wrestling too. Is it? Yeah, no Undertaker still going right? Undertaker Kane, okay. Never mind take it back. I'm not really big follower wrestling I just thought he's not either but I wouldn't Goldberg was coming on the podcast

I try to touch up on my knowledge a little bit and There's somebody else too. That's still fucking going from like that whole era Undertaker's big big like now he's he's I remember the father was something. I don't know. There's always gimmicks I don't know man me Undertaker is a gimmick, but it works Cowboy for a little bit. He was like the cowboy undertaker for a little bit I thought he wore like a black cowboy hat there for a while and had like a duster and like yeah yeah he did something like that yeah he's a guy with like the eyeliner on right see did they have a cowboy hat and eyeliner because that'd be epic i think so i wore eyeliner emo cowboy wait what i had an emo night last night did you yeah did you drink last night not really i got a migraine like right as i was getting ready

to end so you get way too many migraines. It's not been in the last two months have been bad. I stopped drinking. The only time I ever drink is on the podcast now. I was like, when I get migraines, booze makes it worse, obviously, so I try not to drink much. Doesn't matter. Still get migraines. I don't like new baddie.

Doesn't drink all the time. We went to lunch today. Dude got a salad. Made me feel bad about my burger. I get a salad almost every time I go to lunch. I hate new baddie. Plug punch back to win. I hate this. Demo was like, wait, you were fatter?

Question mark. And now fast forward to where baddie's like, yeah, I eat salads. Weird. You're the one that. I didn't break him. Cody didn't break him. You broke... Hey, you're looking great.

Thanks. Salad was pretty good looking. It was great. It was delicious. There was bark. Really? I can tell. Tight shirts. It's my secret. Salads, tight shirts.

I don't work out. Salads, tight shirts. You don't need to go to the gym. I don't work out. Salads and steroids. I don't know if I've told this, but every time I start to go back to the gym, something terrible happens. It's like, I don't want to get my third strike. My first time, I got in a motorcycle wreck like three weeks after I started going back to the gym. Real bad.

Second time. It was definitely the gym second time for a month he was looking for anything to get out i'm just saying covid shut down the world the second time i started going back to the gym he was like super drunk on the motor so he's like it's probably the gym though baddie caused covid i mean he caused a motorcycle wreck. I'm just saying, first time motorcycle wreck hurt me. Second time, COVID hurt the world. Third time, meteor. I can't go back to the gym.

Thank you for keeping us all safe. I appreciate you. The cross you bear is so great. I can't. Spring is here and you can now get almost anything you need delivered with Uber Eats. What do we mean by almost? You can't get a well-groomed lawn delivered, but you can get chicken parmesan delivered. Sunshine? No. Some wine?

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Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, man. Dude, you're gymming it up. You're fucking doing your YouTubes. The fam's doing good. Your mansion is... It's a big house. It's not a mansion.

It's just a larger than average house. What's the square footage? Not that of a mansion. 40? Yep. It's 40? I don't't know it's not a mansion did you build an in-ground trampoline no you built two i built two it's first off it's not a mansion did you build an in-ground trampoline two of those but i did it myself i borrowed one of my buddy's excavators and i dug it myself which is that makes it a little less like stupid douchey douchey but they're so sick they looked really fun very springy really what happens if you land in between that was my biggest

fear uh very not springy it's very solid in the middle metal bars hurt boom anyone and the kids heard it not yet there's only there's like a one inch pad over the metal bar though so yeah that's fine yeah yeah that's great that's some old school shit it is funny i think i'm gonna put some thicker over it because as when there's two next to each other you just want to jump back and forth across them which means someone's gonna go up and come back on their back and just hit the middle yeah our knees or whatever oh god i like the evolution of trampolines though because when i i had one as a kid it was just open springs and sometimes you'd land in the springs and they'd extend and pinch and rip your shit apart and then you'd fall and break something

then they got the pad that went around the trampoline and now they got like nets and now they just put them in the ground so if you fall off you just don't fall that far you still hit the ground I can tell I came from like the 90's childhood because I had to build a trampoline

6 months ago Totally didn't put up the net I was like no this is exposed strings Did you put it next to the fence too So when they land they'll fucking spear themselves I think they'll be fine Ryden's not getting fucking crazy on this And Savannah's kiddo

Just has fun, jumps, does his thing but when other parents come over to bring their kids to jump they're like oh so no net oh that's what we're doing here you look like a crazy person like oh yeah i guess i am a piece of that's where we're going today childhood safety then versus now like when i was a kid it was like hey go outside. It's it's 7 a.m. Get out of the house Come back after dark. Yeah, maybe come back before I close the garage at the end of the night Literally like we're gonna lock the door at 9. Yep. Hope you're here No, that's not because you grew up the exact same all of us are pretty much bad is the youngest So you probably didn't wear seat belts growing up no i wear seat belts

your phone is way wider than mine my grandmother's car i would climb up in that back part behind the back seat like the window where the speakers are yeah i'm gonna get up there and lay down and like no one ever told me not to no you guys if you got to a wreck i would have just went straight through oh yeah the back seat bullet you would have impelled grandma's head. I would have been a six-year-old impaled. I was like, I'm stuck. Oh, here we go. It tastes good. Hey, YouTube commenters,

what was the reckless shit you did as a kid that you couldn't do now? Yeah, the stuff your parents would go to jail for now. Yeah, literally the parents, yeah. Oh, man, you would be canceled. I was in Dominican Republic, and we saw this family, and they were on a motorcycle driving around.

And it was a dad and there was a kid right behind him and the mom behind the kid and she was holding a baby. All go on a motorcycle and I was like, they would go to jail forever in the US. But here it's just totally cool. And then you play chicken with them?

We ran them off the road. You're like, they threw us the child? It was crazy. Did they annoy you? People that annoy you. Dominicans. Whoa, man.

Visit the Dominican Republic is really nice, though. It was cool. I've been four times. Where were you? Mostly on... I've been to the East Coast, which is like Punta Cana over there. And I've been to the North Coast a couple times. Okay.

All right. But it's cool. I haven't ever been like down in the middle where like the capital is or anything. You don't go there. Really? We've only been to beachy places. Yeah, that's the, is that where the murder is? Probably.

What is the capital? Santa Domingo or something? Something like that. Have you been there? No. How do you know all this stuff? I had a buddy who married me. He's like, sure.

Sure, yeah, yeah. No, I'm just making shit up. It's awful! Yeah, he's just trying to sound interesting. He's like, oh man, I hear it's beautiful this time of year. Oh, never go to the west side. South, east, west. Don't go there. It's Haiti. And what's wrong with the Haitians? The Haitians hate the Dominicans.

The Dominicans hate the Haitians. Yeah, they all hate each other. That what's wrong with the Haitians hate the Dominicans? The Dominicans hate the Haitians. Yeah, they all hate each other. Yeah, that's some anger. That's why they call them Haitians. I'm learning so much. Geography once again. Here we go. Haitians are really called Haitians because they hate people

He's dressed like a ghost What's your Halloween costume this year it's not a ghost I mean I probably will what are y'all a ghost i don't have one i hope not wait you're not i mean i probably will what are y'all gonna be i don't know what are you bad he already knows look at him let's hear the terrible one first why are you staring at him what are you doing yeah you're gonna dress up as me but like racist me or something that's just you oh Oh, got it. No, I don't know what it is. Jesus. Do you have the ring on? Do you? It's a nice ring.

Thanks. Where are you going to be? I don't know. Oh, you really think you knew. No, no, I didn't know what I was going to be. I was going to call you all racist, but. Oh. Why?

Why? Why? What have I done? Betty. Betty. What have I done? I. I'm barely white. I can't be racist. We're not going into your family tree right now.

No, I ain't got time for that conversation. Probably an hour. That was racist to say, but okay. Yeah, wow. Sorry, Matt. Cody, how was your vacation? It was cool. What'd you do?

I had a good time. I had a good time. I had a good time. I had a good time. I had a good time. I had a good time. I had a good time. I had a good time.

I had a good time. I had a good time. I had a good time. I had a good time. I had a good time. I had a good time. I had a good time. I had a good time.

I had a good time. I had a good time. Cody, you just had a fucking trip. Cody was on a trip. Everyone's going to want to know where Cody was. Yeah, we went down to oh yeah Cody? You just had a fucking he was on a trip everyone's gonna want to work. Oh he was I yeah We we went down to Florida and we shot iguanas and I heard my heart tell you guys about that No, we haven't talked about that. Yeah, so you iguanas tear up everything and for a little actually like super bad And so you can take air guns, you know, I have to have a license or anything and just shoot him from both Yeah shot him all the air guns

Yeah Like super expensive ones and then this dog jumps in and grabs them off the shore and brings them to the boat and you just pull them both up that was pretty rad and then um i just the reason i'm not drinking is because i i've had a three-day hangover now from salt lake city i went up there with the grand thumb brandon herrera fat electrician nico ort Ortiz administrative results Micah Like everyone delay everyone Dylan. I only know this because everybody has said did Betty put on weight Is that

Did have tattoos the amount of fucking comments. They weren't just rolling there Some people generally like man baddies cut it what I was like God fuck He doesn't even have a mohawk no same color hair same person's a ginger. Yeah, it's got a red beard He's wearing a bright shirt. Probably Batty. Fuck you. Classic Batty. Classic Batty. Okay, we're getting this real quick.

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No, no, the gay K-47. It's two barrels. Where's your masculine line of cocks? Like, that's what I want. It's just like veins running down. Good job on that ad, Reed. You did good. I hate my life. Sorry. We hate your life You chose to be here, bro. No shows to be here. You're like, I can't wait. No, I just had to get that spot back

I actually don't want to be here I can't have someone else beat me We just bring you need to be the biggest gun to be You're like, first place on somebody else's podcast. My fucking job. What's your next big fucking, you're getting really into the car community right now. Accidentally. I just like cars. I don't really, my audience doesn't care about cars as much as I do.

I just really like doing it. It's doing good. It's doing all right, yeah. Oh, I just bought a luxury car. I finally bought like a foreign luxury car. Ever heard of a little company called Rolls Royce? Yeah. How fucking ruined was it?

I bought one. What are you doing? Like an actual? You actually bought a... I own a Rolls Royce. I should have driven it here. What year? No, don't.

Remember my driveway? Oh, yeah. It also doesn't run. Okay. Here we go. Now, okay. It's a 1971 Rolls Royce limo so it's the frame yes and it uh is a piece of shit like it's so bad someone someone sold all the pieces off of it that are

worth any money every last drop it's just a shell you just got the shell what are you doing to this i don't know i thought it'd be cool to put it on a truck frame or something and have a Rolls Royce limo that can roll coal. And I'll call it the Coles Royce. It's a good idea. Okay. No. Realistic question, though. Did you start with Coles Royce?

Yes. And then you went and found one. Yeah. I started looking because I thought of that name and then I found it. It's a good-ass thumbnail. And it's like... I hate it. How do you put it on a truck?

How long is that thing? It actually has the exact same wheelbase as my Dodge Ram. How many people can see it? So are you going to put it on your Dodge? I don't know. It's so dumb. I don't know that I would because it's stupid, but it would just be really fun. Look at all your vehicles right now.

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They're doing good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have, what, the... The Cummins Cuda. The... the chromino mm-hmm The more Raptors this Mustang waiting on the freakin Raptor are I want that But they won't come out with it like next year next year next year Goldie isn't it supposed to be the end of 2020 No, girl. Yeah, all these dad was supposed to be last year, and then they were supposed to be this year now It's 20 23 another one of your vehicles. can i light something else on fire yes we should we should get one can we just burn something i got some extra wheels what you got that we can just shoot oh just wheels attached to a car you want to buy my truck we'll

blow it up how much sure no deal thousand dollars gonna make a nice video i don't know that's game I'm not paying blow the shit out of that shit I think it's worth a lot of money don't know didn't you try to sell to me for like ten thousand dollars no ten thousand God way more that's a classic square body I know it's got classic rust and stuff not really just the rockers oh man oh man and Cody you're you getting rid of a vehicle getting a new vehicle and then you got your mercedes van that van is the sexiest and garantham just got one just like it wait everyone's on my friends now i want to get one i'm gonna get i'm gonna get a fucking van i'm

gonna get a blue sprinter van just like my friends dude we we roll it out to the ranch and we got a refrigerator and we got starlink so we get high-speed internet at like at the shooting That's how it is starling. How does it work at the rent? Wait? Does it work out there? Yeah, it works at the shooting range at the ranch. You can just pull out anywhere We can do shooting streams now right at what's the latency on it? Is it pretty pretty good? It's like holy shit That's actually yeah out there it's between like 10 and 20 up you can that's fine yeah that's literally fine 10 up and you can you can work off mobile that's that's great to be honest crazy why isn't black rifle bought a sprinter

van and put it out there for us to do work they just park went out there it's like there you go turn on the internet when you need to dang Dang, I didn't know how to start. How much is the Starlink? I didn't know. Yeah. I think if you get the RV version, I think it was like 400 initially to get the equipment. And then it's like a hundred bucks a month. That ain't bad.

Not terrible. No. And you can take it anywhere. Anywhere. Yeah. So it just works anywhere. Middle of desert in West Texas. It'll just work.

You flip the satellite on and it goes, meh, meh. And it points at one in the sky and you get It'll just work. Did you flip crazy? The sky and you got service everywhere now That is fucking cool. Like Jim. That's super fun. That's pretty neat. That's super the coolest guy. I know Let's all are we all sucking his dick right now Cody you're so fucking cool. Thank you Batty go suck his dick As a streamer the thought that we can go to a range to do a shooting stream is fucking cool again Like I didn't realize Starlink was like viable yet to be honest. Oh, pretty good because i haven't looked into it whatsoever it's doing good because like i miss doing shooting streams that was fun like i used to be able to just go from my computer walk on my porch and just shoot in my range in my backyard to 200 i forgot you had it in your backyard it was my literally from my computer to my porch and i

could i had wi-fi cameras so i could go mobile on my phone while shooting linked to my PC streaming. So, like, that was always cool. In Texas here, our biggest issue has been we have to drive an hour and a half to a range that has service or we're just kind of fucked at the ranch. So that's super fucking cool. Yeah. We had to drive to Bob's, which is like an hour and a half. That's what I'm saying.

I don't want to drive that far just to have Something overheat and not work. You're 100% fucking hate it so much That's why I don't do them anymore I was like my little streaming backpack hasn't been turned on in because I would overheat or what I just haven't it's so time-consuming I like the live stream ranges or anything like that You're like it's expensive to like a lot of people don't realize how like to shoot non-stop for like an hour and a half Cuz that's what people want You blow 500 bucks worth of ammo Oh more easy with how at the time because it was a year and a half ago two years ago

When she had just spiked you're like I don't want to shoot right? It was just painful And you get sunburned and you're out there for four hours and then you're like, I didn't make any money. Yeah. I lost a lot of money. Man, I've made $100 in donuts. Spent $4,000. I

mag dumped four fucking mags of 50. Fuck. And then you're fucking driving an hour back and forth. Gas is great right now. So it's just all around a win. It was fine. It was great right now. It's all around a win. It was fine. It was great. It was just a giant W for everyone. What's the next big car for you?

Other than your fucking Coles Royce. That's pretty much it. I'm still working on the Cuda. Still? It needs a lot of things. Like what? Well, I have it in my house. Brandon's not working on it anymore. I have it in my house. You got beef with Brandon? Boom, boom, boom, boom.

Yeah. Fucking bring in the Wop Wop beeps. What's a Wop Wop? I don't know. I'm just making up words. I mean... I know what a Wop is, but I don't know what a Wop Wop is. Why do you hate Brandon?

Brandon and I were actually talking on the phone last night while I was out there looking at the CUDA because it just has a lot of little issues. But, I mean, they're all just things we needed to... We never built that. So we needed to put it together and and see what it looks like make things Yes, and then we have to go look at it and go what should we have done differently and now we know like a bunch Of things so when you're building a new car from scratch yeah putting it on a brand new jet literally changing every Fundamentally everything about the car

I don't that's the problem. I it to go down it's too high right now yeah it's too i wanted to go down like four inches which is a lot that's super easy four inches a lot well i'm just curious like i told brandon that he was probably like that guy's four inches is a lot. Huge amount. That's true. You like take it out and drive it around town? Yeah, but the problem is it smokes way too much. It's like fuel's way turned up to give it more power,

so it's just like freight training down Main Street. And I'm like, every cop will just pull me over and give me a ticket because this is so stupid. So I need to make it less noticeable. So you need to go down four inches and not be a freight train easy is that the sets? That's oh man actually but Brandon said it'd be easier to just start over and build a new car than to drop that thing four Inches, so we'll see New car yeah, I'm just gonna go round two oh no i'm just kidding i mean we're gonna drop a new series demolition wrench going hard when's that channel starting never no more channels ever how

many times you got right three right no yeah just those like the ones but like two and a half like two and then one dead one yeah and yeah where's okay so all the car you just really are getting into car stuff but you don't have like hey most people are like i want supercars i want japanese imports you're like i want fucking weird ass shit with they're called they're called shit boxes i yep it's just like a car that like shit boxes like yeah you put a lot of money into and people who don't know anything about cars look at it great loss yes people don't know about cars look at it. Sell it for a great loss. Yes. People who don't know about cars look at it like, man, that is a shitty car. But you're like, no.

I did these things to it. It's been like 40 grand. And they're like, for what? You're like, I don't know. It's gone. And then, yeah. And then they'd be like, no, I'll give you 10 grand. You're like, oh, okay.

Yeah, you got 60 grand in it, and you can only sell it for six grand. Yeah. That's the kind of cars that I like. I'm an investor. I'm surprised they're not on. What are the bad titles? What? When you get a bad title.

Oh, salvage or something. Are you buying salvage titles or are you buying actual titles? Do you think he has titles? Yeah, my Rolls Royce doesn't have a title. I don't know what I'm going to do. That was the great thing about Vermont. You didn't need titles if the car was over like 15 or 20 years old. Really?

What? Huh? Over a certain certain age it's an antique doesn't need a title i mean so in 90s you're just like i mean at this point yeah you just pull up and you're like where's the title it's mine trust me it's all no one wants to register it as an antique you don't need a title you have a bill of sale i don't think that's which by the way no he doesn't believe me which i'm sorry but you could just do that yourself and then sign it from the man it has that the odometer and something else but we've never done that it's like it's 15 to 20 years i don't remember what i think it's i'm pretty sure it's 15 years baddie does his own bills as well guys there's like 400 000 people in the entire state there's like 9 cars there honestly in Burlington there's 8

and then one more that everybody else uses it's not a lot there's nothing going on in Vermont that's why I left pretty though right 5 months out of the year you have like summer for 2 months 3 months of fall and then 7 months of

winter remember Game of Thrones when the White Walkers came down Summer for two months, three months of fall, and then seven months of winter. Remember Game of Thrones when the White Walkers came down, the wall fell, and everything was horrible? Seven months out of the year. They filmed that in Vermont. Beautiful. It's like, oh, three months and negative 20

before the wind chill. Have y'all been watching the new Game of Thrones? The House of Targaryen? I'm two episodes in. It's meh. You like it? It's getting better. How far are you?

I caught up last night. I would say I'm not on the new new because they just changed the actresses, right? Yes, and that was weird. Wait, what? Because it's a timed push. They took 80% of the actors and actresses out and replaced them with other people who are 10 years older than them. But it was weird.

It made me wonder, like, did they plan on this? Or did the actors like say, we all want more money? And they were like, we're just going to fire it all and start over. And so it's 10 years in the future now. Well, that's why everyone was sad starting it. They're like, fuck the girl actress. I forget her name. I don't know either.

Reina. It's not important. But she, like, everyone was like, man, this child actress is really good. She's 22, by the way. I was like, not a kiddo. But they're like, oh, this is going to suck. We're losing her in six episodes, five episodes. And then the new cast is here.

And they replaced literally everybody. Is it everybody? All the young. The king is still there. Yeah, the old people are The brother or the uncle he's the same he's a doctor who actor yeah, yeah, he's yeah, he's still in there. Yeah, he's the doctor Yeah, I didn't know they do there two doctors back before the chin a bummer badge The other doctor strange isn't it? Yes. Okay, doctor who didn't Cumberbatch play Doctor, that's Doctor Strange, isn't it? Yes. Okay. Doctor Who. Didn't Cumberbatch play Doctor Who, though, for a little bit? I swear to God. Yeah, he was Doctor Who for a couple of years ago.

Wasn't he? No. I know Sherlock Holmes. I think so, yeah. Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Strange. He wasn't ever one of the Doctor Who. Sherlock Batty, turn off your porn. I didn't.

Use the code Yeah Shipping I just picture back. He's using those shitty blow-up dolls to J. Oh to Jerk off jazz way funnier. No, that's weird. I like the word J-O, it's hilarious. Marilla, you're fucking weird. Can you imagine one of those dolls like running at you in a dark alley? That's the most terrifying. This is a lot of dolls. And it's mouth like this.

And it's like stabbing it and it deflates and then reinflates and it's coming back. They make one of those like a Tyrannosaurus costume that a person gets in but it looks like a blow-up doll Chase people Find a company to make custom t-rex suits just say we need you to put this with a cock Your eyes go through the mouth area Fuck mouth, that's what I'm gonna call it You're a fucking... Your eyes go through that mouth area. So you're just looking through the fuck mouth. That's what I'm going to call it.

The fuck mouth. Duomo's like, god damn it. You should send this to your... That's pretty good, guys, right? We got it? You don't know about the after show. The pastor link, you can send this to your church. Put it up on the big screen. You're like no made my family proud No, I'd rather do one of these actually like these a lot. They're good. That's why I get them there actually

I just down one real quick. I'm sorry the whole one Wildberry a size smash. Did you know it's a sign not a kind of not okay, dude I call it a Kai for a solid 27 years of my life. Yeah. Vermont's weird, guys. I still do that. That's how I can tell you grew up in a decent household. You knew what a Sai was.

I didn't. My Mexican abs did not. I called it a Kai. Oh, I got a question for y'all. If I can remember. Oh, yeah. Three inches. Not bad.

It's almost big, according to Matt. Someone told me this word the other day, and I was like, I've never heard of that in my life. And I want to know if y'all know what a... Before anyone says it, y'all have to tell me if you know what it is. A sommelier. Y'all know what that is? Everyone act really scared right now because we can bleep that out and make them look real bad. Say it was racist.

Everyone, you ever heard of this word? Okay, say it again. Sommelier. Sommelier? There's some fucking asterisks or commas in weird places on that word. No one knows who that is? Wait. Sommelier.

It's a person. Oh, that is a well-to-do Somalian. Yeah. They were in Black Hawk Down, right? Is that the ones they called skinnies? They're pirates. Somalian pirates. No, it's a...

Oh, I thought you were a pirate. It's a wine. It's like someone who's a wine connoisseur. But someone actually, like, I was like, I've never heard that word in my life. They're like, everyone knows that word. And I was like, people don't know that word. Not my kind of people know that word. Not your kind of people I was like, people don't know that word. Like, not my kind of people know that word. No, we're your kind of people, homie.

I don't know what the fuck you just said. That was the language I was using. They were all acting like I was so caveman, and I was like, no, I've never heard this. Oompa Boompa. The Battle of Ontario's on, and FanDuel's your home for live betting the series with features like live SGPs, build a parlay any game, any period,

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please contact Connects Ontario 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. It's a context like, I'm a Somali-er. Someone said someone's Somali-er, and I was like, did you mean to say Somalian? And they were like, what? That's what I would have said. A Somali-er, I've never heard of this one. Everyone knows that word.

I have more money than you. You're going to go with your fucking name. That happened with charcuterie also. I didn't know what that was. I'm not very More money than you Happened with charcuterie also, I didn't know what that was. I'm not very smart though a charcuterie. Yeah, I didn't even know that Do everyone knows I know everyone does a cootie board? Yeah, shark cootie board You see there coochie board, but like did y'all know what a charcuterie board was before like five years ago? Cuz I feel like they just got super popular. I think like ten years. Yeah, I knew that one. I knew that one I didn't know that one

I still doesn't know it so you're good. I know he's just pretending to know he's like yeah, we all know that one guys All right, right. I called it tortillas Yeah, the Mexican shark That's cut like a fish or something No, it's just a big ass shark critcuterie board. Is that what it was? I know you had a big, crazy-looking board. Mine is the last two years.

God, this has turned into a dad podcast. It's just old white people talking about stuff. Have you guys heard of a charcuterie board? The weather sure is getting nicer on here, too. Hey, speaking of, the air conditioner works in this room, huh? No, it's just not 110. It's just not super hot. Yeah. The air conditioner works in this room, huh? No, it's just not super hot. Yeah

When it's when it's really hot in Texas for a month straight this room does not do well Yeah, he does not fix this by any means. Oh, why would I am renting? I'm gonna fix it come in this room unless I On that chair the mats chairs in this room ever I don't give a fuck if it's hot mass dating up the chairs I'm either in there or sleeping so like I don't give it that room. They sees fine That bitch sucks like you're sleeping in there. Oh You're in that room or sleeping gotcha Dreams are huge right people are doing like subathons where they will stay live for like three days or something months What yeah, cuz they'll just sleep on stream as long as you're present twitch doesn't get fuck so they don't leave their house

Like you're saying like they won't go away from their house for how do they have sassy time or jo they don't for fucking money they give that up so they they leave it to go to the bathroom yeah they'll go they'll sleep sometimes people have been like i gotta dip for an hour to go grab groceries or whatever but they'll come right back so that's fine But they leave their stream on They'll either throw a YouTube video up There's a new category Twitch created a new category called I'm only sleeping It's weird as fuck because

There's been this Weird trend of dudes that just Watch chicks sleeping And it's fucking disgusting it's so weird you take that back no you comment and those you don't so they get donos while they're sleeping some people will set up like sound boards and shit so like if you get a certain amount of dono it's loud as fuck you're like hey thanks and it wakes you up and shit like people have like i've seen guys a lot of it's on it's a big thing on tiktok so maybe these guys are like they're like i have the power to wake up this hot chick while

she's sleeping watch them sleep it's weird it's super fucking weird that's why i won't do it i will never do this you said it though for like a solid like 250 dollars or a hundred dollars worth a lot like an obnoxious i would let someone wake me up for 250 bucks yeah you wouldn't nope there's a reason i haven't done it i still won't i will not my do my mental health is so close to breaking you're on the edge i'm skating like i don't need that as bad as i would love to make a fuck ton of money streaming non-stop for like i can do a week straight yeah i will end up on the top of the ride right on the floor yes that'd be crazy sleep make it i you do stuff in your sleep where you don't know that's a dangerous thing like you catch catch a boner and then the covers come off and you're just

sitting there with a with a directional yeah oh that's a scary thing. Having a bad dream. No, sweatpants, long sleeve shirt, going to bed. There's nothing you can do. Slush did it. A lot of our friends have done them. How many people watch at 3 in the morning when you're asleep? Most of the people that have left your stream open. A lot of people will be like, I'm watching your stream.

Then they'll get up and go do some shit and whatever. They'll leave a tab open on Chrome I can't even imagine if like someone it was at my house They walked back in and saw that do on my screen is a sleeping person. I'm like oh, it's not it's not it looks like Picture that like in just numbers alone. There's 78 people watching you sleep Yeah, people in an auditorium. You're on the stage sleeping. There's 70 people like. They're all just sitting there like. What's up, man? How you doing?

Oh, and then your pet. Did you see him turn over? Yeah. Pest gets, you know, tens of thousands of people watching him. And then he did it for, what, 30 something days straight? Yeah. Pest did that for 30 days straight? A lot of them.

Dude, it's a trend on Twitch right now to just do a full. They're called uncapped subathons. I'm doing it. People will just. No, you won't. I'm doing it tonight. You haven't streamed in two years. I'm doing it doing it tonight i know because i get asked every other fucking day why don't you get devil mad on target when's he gonna be a streamer i'm like never he's got a life

so much effort to stream yeah how much for you to sleep a single night i wouldn't do it that's what i'm saying it would suck it's awful you'm saying. I wouldn't do it. It would suck. It's awful. You'd have to first talk Mare into it. Yeah, she would never do it. No, you would sleep in a different room. I would have to go sleep in a different room. What's the number though? Put it caught up in the bunker and just sleep in a room. But there's a number that could make you and Mare, like, you're like, babe, we got to sleep

on Troop. She's like, never in a million. You slide that check over. She's like. Well, her number would be 10 times higher than my number. i'm all about the benjamins thousand dollars i would for sure let people watch me sleep for five thousand dollars yeah that'd be the easiest five thousand bucks ever because it's it's weird and it's creepy but i don't care whatever would you do it for five yeah yeah would you. Would you do it? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Five thousands. Yeah, for sure.

I would just make sure to keep the covers on me. Sweatpants and a long sleeve shirt. I can't sleep in sweatpants. I'd be so miserable and get hot and then I take it off and I have a boner. Doesn't matter. I just sleep just in boxers. And if, you know, I get banned, I get banned, I guess. Made $5,000.

I mean, oh, we talked about it last time, but you weren't here. The chick who got caught fucking on stream. Oh, yeah. Just discreetly. So she was like working her mouse and there's a dude railing her out from behind just off camera. But they were railing in front of like a double door, like a glass sliding door. So in the reflection of the door, you just watch her get fucked.

She got banned for seven days. That's it. That's it. Wait. So it was she was showing that she was she was like screaming like everybody knew she was having sex She thought they couldn't see yeah, well she was drunk Her story and then she did it the next week after she got banned came back and did immediately and cuz she went from like Followers to seven thousand or some shit now. she's at like 10,000 which is a ridiculous

The number to be like I fucking made it I got 10,000 followers I'm at 100,000 I'm still like Can't I will not get Still you you If you're like you'll get a million followers From this and I have sex I'd be like Okay now this is a trade off

If they're like you're gonna get 5000 followers from this I'm like fucking not worth it Bro, this is not taking a week off a stream is worth far more than five thousand followers How much would be your number to fuck on stream though? Here we go 500k I'll give you 100 done Counter with something that's still way more than you'd actually do Wait can we do this on

No Why Cause I'm a man I'll get banned forever You said you'd do it Yeah you fucking can't back out We have your word Thank you I'm gonna sell my Rolls Royce for this so that we can pay you

And I'm gonna start a GoFundMe. So it's not at my bank Crowdsource that This would be my last stream Permanently been because I'm a dude There would be no coming back from that I would get permanently banned because I'm a dude. Oh, 100%. There would be no coming back from that. I just want to watch that intro to that stream because it's not going to be your light show. It's not going to be any of that.

I feel like that doctor disrespect show where it comes on sad like I cheated on my wife. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Fuck it. And your camera just turns on. The GoFundMe page shows how much. The donut counter. I'm like, fuck it. turns on the go find me page shows how much I'll never see you guys again how much for you what's your go for me me with Betty oh man yeah totally a joke

man why you bite your lip like that? Shot shows are going to be crazy next year. Especially if you guys bang. Shot shows are going to be lit. Hashtag Matt and Batty. Don't tell Batty. It's the cutest family YouTube channel now. I'm like, man, I did not see this love story

One night of passion really take off There like God, I'm into it their kids are a beautiful Of baddies totally the bottom Power bottom, it's okay. Worth it. Cody's just looking off in space. I'm listening. He's imagining. He's like, yeah, I can see that. Cody's like, I thought me and Batty would end up together.

He's jealous. Okay, guys, I get it. It's so sticky. How did we end up here? What brought us to this? Y'all are so gay. We know this. This is what the Army does to you.

And the Navy. We're being a veterinarian. Just a bunch of gay vets, you know? Okay, Batty. You're going to do the next read. Are you ready for this? No. Deckard Cain, go.

Just make it up as you go. I don't know. You got to tell me the name of the company. Just give me something to work, like an email to read first read. No I'll do it You didn't I don't think you sure established eyes you just take this and put it on your own channel Just cut out the hair and go BADDY! Lord Baddy Daddy! Established titles is a fun enough- This is Degren Kane voice from Diablo 2 or Diablo 2 Lords of Destruction

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That's kind of cool. Eli lowered my property value. Oh, no. So I don't break it worse. This place is going to shit. All three square foot. We're just like standing there like this is our property. There goes the neighborhood.

As you're floating, I'm like just shaking your head. It's like two trees of pot playing. I'm like, really? That? Ugh. I already have loud Mexican music No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's a chicken dance, Carol. Yeah, dude, Mexican. The unpoiled dance. Mexicans love chickens.

I was like, I don't know what that is. It's definitely not Mexican, dude. Every time you're at a Mexican's house, there's chickens everywhere. That makes sense. You come to my house, it's a war zone. All the time. They're just running around his front yard. My neighbor.

I'm just running out throwing sandals at him. My chonkles. Your chonkles? Just eating chonkles at my chickens. Ain't nothing quite like eating chonkles at chickens, man. God damn. Like fucking this dude's deadly weapon. Fuck SBRs.

The ATF needs to regulate choclas, man. Those are my favorite things. You can speak way more Spanish than me. Speaking of the ATF, they called me today. What happened? It actually was okay. He just wants to come check out my lair. I don't think in any scenario it's okay for the ATF to come check out your lair.

He told me it was okay. I don't think you have a choice. When the ATF says we're going to come check out your lair. I know but he told me it was okay, so I don't know we'll see I mean, I don't think you have a choice when the idea says we're gonna check out your layer. I just said nah fam He was super happy just like I was swing by I'm like okay cool yeah, yeah, I'd everything The spaces on racks he's like our homemade vulcan machine guns legal or no i just picture i'm walking just asking hypothetically i mean as long as brandon's licensed i think it's okay just say the ak guy did it it's fine yeah just blame all your friends out to the feds he's like so you own an f-16 fighter plane, don't you?

I was like, yeah, but have you seen what Brandon Herrero's done? I'll tell you everything if you forget you saw that F-16. They started this undercover fucking mat. He's still undercover to build the world's largest gun tube. Fuck over all the gun tubers. Part 1. Hey Brandon, you can tell me. It's cool. Tell me about what you got in there. Donut, just let me know man. I'm a gun tuber too.

It's cool. Bro, I'm the biggest gun tuber. Hey buddy, let me go just look around your room real quick. Don't go in there! Don't tell Mare. Motherfucker, get on the trip! Mare is the agent. Don't tell Mare.

Dude, what if it's Mayor? Mayor this whole time has been undercover. Dude, she honeypotted you. Holy cow. She's been fucking honeypotting you? I don't know what that means, but I can imagine. Google it real quick in front of us. And read it out loud. I have a feeling it has something to do with something dirty.

No, where's the phone app? Don't Google this. Yeah, you need to. We don't have to. She's so sweet. No, it's an undercover term. It's an actual technical term. It's got to be sexual to. We don't have to. She's so sweet. No, it's an undercover term. It's an actual technical term.

It's got to be sexual, though. Don't do it on Urban Dictionary. That's what I was urban. Never. That's not good. Wait, what is it? There's a honeypot and something else. Honey dick.

Oh, shit. You know what you're talking about? Honey dicking. When you honey dick somebody. No, we haven't talked about it. You're going to be in San Diego, right? I think so. You think so? haven't talked about we're all you're being San Diego, right? Thanks. Oh, I think so. Maybe possibly Eli are you going to San Diego? Her pussy is so sweet can only be called a honey pie You are you gonna be in San Diego

He's like did you know I said People are going to a lot of it's twitchcon a lot of people are gonna be or Nick for Nick Nick mercs Nick Merc fam whatever the fuck his shits called There's be a lot of parties and shit going on this big convention happening in San Diego for twitchcon and stuff next Week the week after this drops So if you're there the weekend of the 7th 8th 9th, I believe We're all gonna be in the San Diego area. Maybe Cody. Maybe. Possibly. Child care.

Not me. There is a child involved. So yeah, we got to figure that out. But Amazon has dog crates for like 40 bucks. I mean, Amazon owns Twitch so technically. His phone says honey dicking on it right now. So you're about to get another description. Definition.

Just fucking read it. No, you're good. I got an ad. I was trying to. It's gone. No, I'm listening, Batty. I'm not interrupting you. Whatever. They'll be in San Diego. Blah, way. No, you're good. I got an ad I was trying to Scott. No, I'm listening baddie I'm not interrupting you now. Whatever. They'll be in San Diego blah blah blah blah your story was super Guys I wanted to meet baddie my whole life do I want him to greet me

I believe next big twitch event where the unsub is gonna have a panel and a twitch con thing So I'm working on that for us. So there's gonna be like a whole like what the hell do you guys do for the group? Can't wait to wear a mask Mask no, uh a twitch comes in California. That's crazy. So yeah, go you have a California to have to wear a mask? Nuh-uh That's in California That's crazy though Yeah, but California doesn't even have the mask laws That's crazy Twitch got angry when they said they were making it no masks Originally there was no masks And then the internet

The viewers got mad? Very Stay home then The purple hairs got mad Purple hairs That's crazy There was literally a whole petition about it home then. We did. The purple hairs got mad. Purple hairs. Made a petition. That's crazy. There was literally a whole petition about it. It was like three days and they switched it.

Right? Yeah. No, no. It was weeks. I bet you it's like SHOT Show though where they're like, you have to wear a mask and everybody's like, nah. And they just don't. No one reinforced it, but when we went to the last con, we went to like, people would, they would like hover, make sure we put it back By each other when they'd make you like put the mask on like we got another one

Saving the planet me Canyon was not happy about this guy So I thought they were you were joking until like afterwards they high-fived And then I was like, holy fuck, these guys fucking suck. That's crazy. People take it serious because at SHOT Show last year, no one. The people trying to enforce it took it very seriously, but everybody else was like, no, we're not doing that. And I think they tried the first day, and then they just gave up.

It was literally the first day. And they just scowled at everyone for the rest of the event. It's like, well, no one's going to do it, but we're going to show you how pissed we are about it. Because then you'd walk out of the show into the gambling arena and there's no mask rules. So it was like, okay, what? They were fighting an uphill battle there.

Yeah, they set them up for failure. All the casinos had Vegas, nothing had basket dates. And they're like, well, the convention's in the same place, but you've got to wear one now. This hallway's It's all gun people in there. They're not gonna wear masks. Come on. That's not knowing your

audience right there, which probably means for the Twitch audience. I was like, okay, they're real pissed right now. I don't give a fuck. I mean, yeah, just don't do it. I'm just gonna drink a lot. What? You never do that that when are we gonna confirm

Cody are you going are you going to twitch when are we gonna confirm I don't know I'm still trying to get day before Matt you wanna watch this kid for a week I'm gonna have diarrhea then

I would if I could though. Just put him on the double trampoline and he'll be fine. John jumps for three days. His claws would be thick. Yeah, he can hang out at my house. He can't come inside, but he can jump on the trampoline as much as he wants. We'll throw some food on the porch, whatever.

It's like a fucking stray cat. He's got the garbage bag on again. That was a good ad read. That was funny. Which one? The Raycon. Oh, yeah. He was homeless, dude.

Holy shit. They let me shoot him in that ad. Did you see that? Wait, I didn't see this. John breaks into the house, and I shoot him with a shotgun. He's like, Dad, no. Dad, no. That's what they actually went through with a shotgun. He's like, dad, no. Dad, no. That's what they actually went through with the ad.

They let me put that in there. Yeah. Cause he's like homeless. Cause I kicked him out. Cause he's addicted to hentai. So he broke in the house. I shot him with a shotgun. He's like.

Raycon did that? Yeah. Raycon let me put that in there. Dude, see Raycon's doing it right then. Like have fun with it. Can I shoot my son? Raycon is easy. Like, they're kind of cool with whatever you want to do, whatever your idea is.

I mean, that makes a huge difference. We were talking about that at lunch. Creative control on ads. Like, everybody knows whether you watch YouTube or wherever, like, you get force-fucked ads. That's how these companies make their money. But when we do the ads, at least we get to make the money and the money in youtube twitch whatever isn't going to take a huge cut of it and when we get creative control of these ads at least we can have fun yeah with whatever the the shit we have to do like because no matter what you got to work and that's how you make money but yeah i was telling the story i just

had an ad that was like a really good paying ad and i was really excited about it and then they were just like no you got to change your whole video. And I was like, okay, so we changed a few things and they were like, no, you got to change everything. We were like, we're not doing it then. Like, it was sad because it was like a big paying ad, but it was just not what I wanted to do. Just not fun to do.

And it wasn't going to be good. The audience wouldn't care if I was doing it their way and not my, my way. So I was, I don't know. That's the thing. Knowing your audience. Companies just don't understand that. Marketing. It'll do way better if the people I talk to every day can hear it the way I would say it. Yep. my my way so i was i don't know that's the thing companies just don't understand that marketing it'll do way better if the people i talk to every day can hear it the way i would say it

yep but they change who you are i just said nah if you if you just run a regular ass commercial during your segment it doesn't it doesn't matter and nobody's ever gonna tap that fucking plus 10 seconds plus 30 seconds plus 45 seconds oh it's done The second I oh yeah, if I can quit what's now? What's you doing a shot? Do you do a mask going hard? Are you impossible? Why that's what we all got sick That was hard hard seltzer white claw all right look at disgusting fucking that's pretty gross dude You're the first and last person that's gonna drink that. Here we go. You're just sucking up Matt's spit now.

I know. I didn't even drink anything, I just spit on there. It's gonna be all in his beard. There we go. It's fine. Never clean that. Just leave it sticky as hell. This is what we did at... There we go. It's fine. Never clean that. Just leave it sticky as hell. This is what we did.

This was Shacho, right? Was that Shacho? But the gold one has a bigger base. Do y'all know who started COVID at Shacho? It was Garand. That makes sense. He left on Wednesday because he was feeling sick and he got COVID before anybody else. And then everybody else got it five days days later brought us the cove it yep

gonna say everyone I went to the ER with every disease except for COVID oh yeah I didn't get setting I didn't get sick from shot show yeah tax was a completely tax was bad yeah I was not I was fuck I had tonsillitis strep throat like bronchitis again It was fucked up. You see everyone's fucking immune disease and how they work Yeah, let me just get another one. He's real quick. Just get it fucking get it Do those add do today? It's the worst ad read you've done the worst I want to say it cuz it might give me more money Just they were the ones we were just talking about wouldn't I did four videos and they kept sending back wanting revisions

Like this fucking even worth it anymore. I was addicted to Raid Shadow Legends for a solid week. Really? I actually played it. They gave me a bunch of free codes and stuff. I played a bunch when it started. That was it. I got a bunch.

I did a thing for him. I had a bunch of free codes and money and I was like, this is actually kind of fun. There was some ad that Arnold Schwarzenegger was pushing some some app a video game And I like something like they asked me if I wanted to do it and I was like sure Arnold's all over this so it Must be good. I never played it one. Yes. It was like tanks and like but remember those ads Holy shit, this is it looks awesome like they show the game in World of Tanks No, this is not World of Tanks. This is before this is something else. I can't remember what it was called But I had seen Arnold on the commercials on YouTube all the time. So I was like, sure, if Arnold's the face of this game, I'll do it.

And I just did it without ever playing it. And the internet attacked me because they're like, that game is terrible. And so I went and actually played it. And I was like, oh, this game. You don't. They show you all these cool battle scenes that are not in the game. It's like, you want to fight this guy? Yes.

Okay, he won. Like, it's that kind of a game. And there's no fun stuff in it at all but arnold was the face of it and i just was like sure and so now i i try all the games or like actually play them before that was in my my early stages where i was like money let's do it okay it's world of tanks no it's not world of tanks i've seen arnold schwarzenegger world of tanks absolutely it was not World of Tanks. I've seen Arnold Schwarzenegger World of Tanks. Absolutely, it was not World of Tanks. There was another one because I know he had the jet flyover videos. I think so, yeah. It had World of Tanks. It was not World of Tanks.

I guarantee. Arnold partners with World of Tanks. What year was that? No, World of Tanks was a good game, though. 2021? No, this is well before that. This is like 2019, 2018. This is a few years ago.

Do I remember those ads? I don't know what it was because I did one ad from them and then I got blasted on the internet and I never, I never just did an ad without,

you know, checking. Those are the sketch ones you're like, oh, this will be a great idea. You know, you got to play.

I'm big on like. Mobile Strike. That's it. That's what it was. Do you not remember those ads? I've never even heard of Mobile Strike. Top grossing app in 2015, 2016. It was way back then. I was going to say, it's what it was. Do you not remember those apps? I've never even heard of Modal Spirits. Top grossing app in 2015, 2016. It was way back then.

I was going to say, it's an old one. Yeah, and Arnold was all over it, and it was a terrible game. It was like every commercial was just Arnold, and it would be on TV. It would be on YouTube. You'd have the jets flying over. They made it look like the coolest game. It looked epic, but none of that was actually gameplay footage. It was all just for the commercial

Oh, man, it was crazy all about that Yeah, that was the worst that I ever did cuz I got blasted and then I played I was like Yeah, this game is the worst the worst my bad guys anyone who download a game because of my ad. I'm sorry I didn't know and I I learned from my mistake until ad reads next week for us is My favorite picture those kids downloading or the family download, you know what? Until ad reads next week for us is Mobile Strike. So, guys, Mobile Strike, my favorite. I picture those kids downloading it with their family. Like, download.

You know what? Demo said this is good. Matt said it's good. I'm going to buy money in this game. Yeah. A hundred bucks. Let's make it 500. No problem.

Matt said it's cool. I trust him. Influencers are assholes. Yeah, my bad. My bad. I did get paid okay for that one, though, if that's any consolation. Thousands of nerds cried out that day. No.

No, that was a good learning experience for me. Yeah, it sucked. I did a Zaxby's ad. What is that? Zaxby's, the fast food chain. Okay. Chicken? Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Zaxby's? Never heard of it. Zaxby's is so good. There's a Zax heard of it I've never left Texas yeah very similar to canes but better and like the hoops I had to jump through for Zaxby

it was stupid for the literal shit to your money I didn't get free Zaxby's that day which was kind of nice like I'm a big fan of free chicken but like here's some tindies doing it okay I got paid too but 12 hours working on a commercial and they're like here's number one I mean we've all been there oh yeah I did some ads for some free t-shirts one time and I was excited I was so pumped for those free times when you're like I know this company offered me for a free party

They're gonna give me free t-shirts. This is crazy. Like all I do is make a video and I got t-shirts I remember those times good times. I don't do my laundry Send it Blowing up we are blowing up Doing YouTube stuff here as soon because twitch hates streamers now so what do you mean oh they just confirmed they're not gonna like pay streamers more oh yeah oh did you hear so i know nothing they got rid of the 70 30 split 60 40 now it's a it's only 50 50 but you have individuals like Batty that's had like a 70-30.

I had a previous contract where I got paid a little bit more for each sub, and Twitch has come up and been like, if you make too much money off of your 70-30 split, we're cutting you back to 50-50. After $100,000, they cut, they're like, now you only make 50-50. Why would they do that? Because they're not making, Amazon owns them, and Amazon is making as much money as possible for when they take over the world. Crazy. 50-50 margins.

So Twitch is the worst paying subscription service for any social media platform. YouTube is 70-30. Fan House is 80-20. Sorry, Fansly is 80-20 Lee or sorry. Sorry fans Lee's 80 20 fan house is 90 10 only fans 80 20 Patreon is like 88 to 95 Whatever that split may be whether it's 12 to 5

It was like we need to get on only fans only fans pays their creators pretty well Now they do only fans tried to fuck a lot of people, and they kind of got thrown back, and they changed it. But Twitch just is like, we're owned by Amazon. We don't care. Fuck you and your money. Cody has a successful OF. Yeah. Yeah, it does pretty well.

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