Unsubscribe Podcast - 76 - Goin Down Under ft. Pestily

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

Unsubscribe Ep76 - Goin' Down Under Ft Pestily GOO'DAY MATES TODAY WERE THROWING A SHRIMP ON THA BARBIE THIS ARVO WITH THE GREAT PESTILY WHILE EATING SOME VEGI.....ok im done. did all the Aussies leave? Sorry not sorry. LETS CRACK STRAIGHT INTO IT ------------------------------ CHECK OUT TODAYS VIDEO SPONSOR, EXPRESS VPN Protect your online activity TODAY with the VPN rated #1 by Business Insider. Visit our exclusive link https://www.expressvpn.com/unsub and you can get an extra 3 months FREE on a one-year package. ------------------------------ GO FOLLOW @Pestily https://www.youtube.com/c/pestily https://www.twitch.tv/pestily https://www.instagram.com/pestily/ ------------------------------ OUR MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast JOIN THE PATREON NOW: https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast WE HAVE A SUBREDDIT??? https://www.reddit.com/r/UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast/ CHECK OUT https://outofregz.com/ CODE: UNSUB http://gfuel.com/discount/baddie CODE: BADDIE ------------------------------ WHERE TO LISTEN Spotify https://spoti.fi/2Ye8YOU Apple Podcasts https://apple.co/3cbqY4k Amazon https://amzn.to/2YbzQia Google Play https://bit.ly/2YcWmaD Stitcher https://bit.ly/3cbnY8o MORE LINKS! https://linktr.ee/UnsubscribePodCast ------------------------------ Follow the Cast of Unsubscribe -Baddie- @Baddie Streams https://www.twitch.tv/baddie https://twitter.com/BaddieStreams https://www.instagram.com/baddiestreams/ https://www.youtube.com/baddiestreams -DonutOperator- @Donut Operator @Operation Donut https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator/ https://www.twitch.tv/DonutOperator https://twitter.com/DonutOperator -Eli_Doubletap- @Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://www.twitch.tv/Eli_Doubletap https://twitter.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap ------------------------------ Edited by Fluck https://www.twitch.tv/fluck twitchcon 2022 reaction Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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BattyStreams, and Pastilly Pestily Pest, the biggest wiener in Australia. It's pretty rad. Crocodile Dundee himself. Crocodile Dundick. Dundick. Get up. What did you say? Crocodile Dundick.

Please add subtitles. We have no idea what this man says. He's just questioning marks underneath. We went to the range today and he's like, I don't know, a gun. And we're like, okay, a gun. He was upside down shooting. It was weird.

It's Australia joke, Batty. Oh, because it's upside down. Sorry to the viewers out there. We have to explain our jokes to Batty. Was he upside down or does he shoot the gun? That would have been way better. He'd be great on Demo Ranch. Oh, we could have done a skit or something on that.

Him shooting them upside down. I'm sorry, but you have to come back. Hold me by the ankles and just like. I like shooting upside down gun or I just green screen you real quick and I have him floating around. I'm like, what the fuck is he doing? Oh, man. This is how we train. This is what he learned.

Hi. Welcome. Thank you. Welcome. How's it going? Great. So you're known for Crocodile Dundee 1, Crocodile Dundee 2. I didn't read much.

I love that scene. Is that your only Australia joke? Crocodile Dunny, is that all you got? And Outback, which we took them to. They turned it down, but we offered to take... I was like, we'll go to Outback, and I'm like, we are from the Outback. I was like, steakhouse. Thank you. Have you had shitty

steak before? Let me tell you about the Bloomin' Onion, guys. It's fresh off the barbie. Is that what it's called? The Barbie? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Sorry. I was a little bit lost. You're like fresh off the bar. B. We're all lost. So tell us about the emus. Oh, we lost that war.

Okay. That's a real fucking thing. It's a joke. Is it? I don't know. It's like a full story behind it, but it's a joke. Is it? I don't know. If you look it up on the internet, it's like a full story behind it, but it's not real. Okay, maybe it's real.

I see why I'm confused. I'm not just an idiot, but like... It's like drop bears. Koalas. Right? The exact same thing. What'd you say? Drop bears. It's koalas, but it actually is... People make it try and make it scary.

So they say, watch out for the drop bears. Will they hurt you? No. Why are they called drop bears? Are they dropping on trees? They're not real. But they're meant to be like. They're like a snipe?

Oh yeah. It's like a snipe. It sounds like it's dying. Just dying laughing. They're snipes. Yeah. They're Australian snipes. They're snipe hunting.

Let's go with yes. Yeah. Do you know what a snipe is? No idea. You tell kids to walk around with a smack stick together and you'd be like, it's going to draw the snipe so you have little kids do it. They'll be like, fuck off. What's it look like? You'll know when you see it, young man. They just wave those sticks around.

Batty was doing this six months ago. He was at Walmart getting a I've never been so lost in conversation. He's like, I trust you. I've never been so lost in conversation. I trusted you, Cody and Eli. I don't know what this means. I just pictured you're out in the woods. I trusted the 36-years-old. It's just lost.

It's midnight. He's like nods on just smacking fucking sticks. He's like, they're here. Eli said it was so. You've never heard of this, Batty? No. What the fuck childhood did you have?

Not as poor as yours. Socks and tacos. I had sticks and that was it apparently. And words. Not good ones. Snipe. Fuck. Man, no.

Okay, so drop bear is the Australian one. Is that what it comes from? It's just a fucking... Yeah, it's just to scare people. They're like tourists. It's like... I'm not trying to stereotype here, but everyone says like, you know,

in America, you'll get shot. It's kind of like our version of that. Like everyone's afraid of the snakes, the spiders, the drop bears. The venomous monsters, yeah. Crocodiles. Crocodiles would be the only thing I'd be afraid of in Australia.

Like, I would not go swimming in a river in the northern parts of Australia. You would die, 100%. I'd know. What about the fucking tiny little jellyfish that murdered a bunch of people? And they didn't know. That's my favorite story. They don't really fuck you up. They won't kill you.

No, they're little ones that do kill you. There's little ones that kill you? I think they just fuck you up. I think there's one. Are those the ones that go in? I think they'll just fuck you up. I think there's one. Are those the ones that go in your pee hole? Wait, are you just trying to get jelly? Do you want me to pee on you right now? Are you okay?

Reverse semen? A jellyfish that goes. It's just burning as it goes up. The freshwater jellyfish come out. The saltwater jellyfish go in. It's in my balls. Oh, no. My balls are on fire. This is the come. Today's taking a turn already. I'm sorry.

Isn't that what you always talk about? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See, Batty, we're right on target. Five,

six minutes in. Come. First part down. Now we can talk about what game is it you play? Escape from Tarkov. We're not talking about that. Okay, good. Thank God. This is not a gaming podcast.

Or it is. Well, gaming. Yeah. It's like, what else do you do for fun, though? Because right now you're doing your videos. We went to the gun range today. Yeah, we shot every gun in Tarkov pretty much. It was actually quite impressive how many you guys have as a collection between you all.

That was the biggest range day we've had, I think. In a long time. Yeah. We all brought out our guns. That was cool. Everyone brought out guns for that. So that was like a big, like, hey, we're having a good time. Matt wasn't there for that shit either.

So it could have been more. Both could yeah could have brought their stuff oh that would have been a long it was already quite long i was like well i was doing the math before i'm like all right if we get 50 guns it's going to take three minutes a gun that's two and a half hours of shooting but i think we had more than 50 at the end i think we got to about 80 well i seen you were at first you were like loading full mags it was like put 10 in each one i was like i don't think they know how long that's gonna take also it's expensive i was like just cut a lot of the stuff away let's just get the footage of shooting them all and then worry about the rest of it later and b-roll it all and yeah just talk over some voiceover otherwise it would have been like a six hour day of just straight shooting.

We literally shot 80 guns. Well, I mean, when we all went and hung out with Demo Matt, when he brought out every one of his guns, everyone's like, well, why didn't you shoot every gun? It's like, we have 400 feet of guns lined up right now. What do you mean? Why? But the funny thing is he went back and did it

and it took him like an hour and a half or something to fire like one round. Yeah. He got one shot from each gun and just said a little something about them. And there was how many guns was that? A hundred and something. It was like, yeah, the bid, the end video is like an hour or something in length, but it ended up getting like a couple million views. So, and people stayed for the entire fucking time.

Like, and he was like, for real, this is you guys signed up to just want to see, like, I got it from my mom. Next one. It's a nine mil. He's like, I found this one. He probably called all of us. He's like, are you sure I should do this? And we're all like, yes, fucking do it, dude.

Ended up getting like six or seven million views or something crazy like that. And it's an hour and a half. So there's mid-rolls every eight minutes. And he was pissed because he didn't do it in december he's like fuck i should have done it you remember it was hot yeah it was hot as shit it was awesome the mid rolls were cpms during yeah your holidays your holiday people at home your ads always pay more around the holiday times for like youtubers and stuff so that's why there'll be a lot of content coming around that

time now it makes way more sense it's like there'll be a lot of content coming around that time now it makes way more sense it's like why do people push so much content around december oh they like money the paychecks it's actually starting about now now it's about the time to start picking it up yep because we got black friday we got all those like thanksgiving yep thanksgiving have you done from here i know have you ever done a thanks never in my life. You want to come back for Thanksgiving? No. You're going to fly back for one day? I'm fucking overflying. We had to fly two flights from San Diego to here.

There was 18 hours of flying from Australia to San Francisco. I'm done with flying. 18? Five flights for me to get home from here. Five? Yeah. Fuck that shit. From here?

Okay. San Antonio to. From here? Okay. San Antonio to. Somewhere. Dallas probably. And then somewhere to San Fran. And then San Fran to Australia. Sorry, it's four flights. And then San Fran to Melbourne. Melbourne to Adelaide.

Four flights I've got to get to get home. But the last leg, you said it's 18 hours? The big one across the Pacific. I lose a whole day. I leave on Thursday lunchtime or Thursday afternoon. And then we hit the Pacific somewhere in the nighttime, and then Friday doesn't exist, and I arrive on Saturday. I'm not even joking.

It's just not there anymore. But you flew here. It was on a Monday. You took off at like noon and got here on noon. I left at 10 a.m. on Monday, and I arrived at 10 a.m. on Monday. There are very few things that you can be certain of in life. But you can always be sure the sun will rise each morning. You can bet your bottom dollar that you'll always need air to breathe and water to drink. And of course, you can rest assured that

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black. Nah, man. It's so random. You're like, no time has passed. If I stay on this plane, I am immortal. Time is how it works. That's not how am immortal. That's not how it works.

There's a Stephen King movie. The Langoliers or something? Oh, yeah, where they go up. They go through a portal or some shit in the sky, and then there's all these... The munchie monsters. Yeah, the three. There's like the three.

Because they eat the time that's left behind. They accidentally went back in time. I forgot about that shit. It was a weird fucking movie. They used to terrify me. It was on the SyFy channel every day when I was a little guy. Ever forgot about that shit. It was a weird fucking movie. They used to terrify me. It was on the Sci-Fi Channel every day when I was a little guy. Ever seen that? Never. Now I just want to deep dive

into your background of what, like, what cartoons did you grow up with? That's what, you were about the same age. How old are you? Well, the oldest ones I can remember is like Roger Ramjet. Roger Ramjet? Yeah, Roger Ramjet's huge in America. Was it? I don't know. Roger Rabbit? Did you have Rugjet? Roger Ramjet? Yeah, Roger Ramjet's huge in America. Was it? I don't know.

Roger Rabbit? Did you have Rugrats? Roger Rabbit? So Nickelodeon, you guys have Nickelodeon when you were growing up? That's like pay TV. I had normal TV. It was free. Wait, what's, okay, question?

Yes. Okay, thank you. You have to call at me, you have to point at me. Thank you. Is it Roger Rabbit or Roger Ramjet? I don't know it was like was it a rabbit no it was some like dude that used to have like a rocket ship oh then never mind roger ramrod that's probably not i hope he didn't watch that that is not a cartoon roger ramrod isn't what he watched when he was a little girl. He's doing some Ramrodding. Wait, Roger Ram what?

Roger Ram? Jet. Roger Ram. Ram Jet. Oh, yeah, that's a thing. That's the oldest one I can remember. Oh, that's old as shit. Holy shit. Wait, you had to watch that.

That is definitely free. That's free TV right there. That is free cable. I remember like Tom and Jerry and stuff like that. But we had this thing on in the morning called Agro's Cardoon Connection. And I shit you not, there was like an old fella that used to hold a puppet. And this like young chick used to be like between 16 and 19. And he was like the seediest motherfucker out there.

Like we're talking, he'd be like touching her leg and shit during the show and all that. Wait, what show is this? Called Agro's Cardoon Connection. That sounds super weird. And there's like, if you look up on YouTube, there's like videos from like the 1980s. Oh, no. And it's just like all these CD jokes that he's saying during the show.

Do you see? This is the. What TV shows did you also have? Like, okay, you had your kid cartoons. Then you had your fucking. Chomo ones. Yeah. Old man touching little kids shows.

Great quality time. We had Mr. Rogers. You had Pedophile Rogers. Yeah, that's the puppet. Oh, that is a creepy fucking... Oh, he was holding the puppet and her leg.

Oh, no. Oh. Okay, so the guy operating the puppet, he was doing a little sexual assault on the side there, okay? All right Let him take his puppet to Oh no, it was a zoo? It looks like prison khakis. I thought it was a prison khakis. They let him take his puppet to get rid of it. But that is the most shady looking fucking thing ever. Yeah, that was a bit whack.

I don't know. Growing up, I had Pokemon and stuff like that. Dragon Ball Z was big. I don't know. I can't think of anything else. Then that's it. You had Toonami? No.

It was paid TV, probably. Wait, how did you watch Dragon Ball Z if you didn't have... Free. What? We had to have cable to watch. There's like five channels, really three channels in Australia, and one of them had cartoons on it

most of the mornings. That's fucking different. Wait. Pokemon, Dragon Ball Z. And your parents were like, no, we're not getting cable. No. Expensive. But how poor... I grew up poor up poor i mean i didn't like cable either yes i didn't we were like well i don't know i eventually got cable but now i'm actually wondering did we had the

little slider thing but i had like 30 channels that cable had 12 channels we had like four i know yeah now i'm confused because we had like seven people in a two-bedroom house great times dirt floors pretty much tacos tacos spilling out when you open the front door it was disgusting it's just mexicans people drive by like waiter i'm like oh god do you know i'm waiting that's do you know what beater means a what what? I didn't even think about that. Have I just walked into something? Don't say it. As long as you don't say it.

But say it with venom and look at me. I've been slowly getting through all your older podcasts. And last time, aren't you meant to be like Filipino or something? Yeah. Okay. And Mexican. Oh, he can speak Indonesian. Indonesian. What? Why? I don't know. He. And Mexican. Oh, you, he can speak Indonesian.

What? Why? I don't know. He did a class and I was hoping that like he's doing all the classes and they're like, you can speak Indonesian now. He's like, I just picture you walking in and just doing a terrible Chinese accent. Like I'm fluent. Oh my God. My name is, uh,

Pestilli. Okay. Okay. Come on. Okay. Yes. Went to class in the army. Now very certified to talk.

So talented. Listen to that accent. Obviously. How? Yeah. How'd you get yours? Exactly. Same.

That's how we speak. Yes. The cover is my normal. Walk around like that. I'm going to turn it off. Oh my God. Get home. So stressful day.

Hey guys, how's it doing? That's canon in my head. Now that's how you speak. Yeah. That's my normal voice. My Sav is like, oh my. You look so sexy in your outfit, baby. Come give me that pussy, you know.

Put your robe back on. Oh, you know I like it rough, baby. Have you seen that emotional damage guy? Oh, emotional damage. That's all I'm thinking the whole time. That one guy is just doing everything you said

right there. Have you ever just seen that full skit? He's like at a restaurant or something or he's

fast food tanking out. The entire skit's like, oh, they're so good. It starts with, it's him doing

the Dark Souls. It's like if Dark Souls was IRL and it was just him walking, he's like, a leaf touched you and you fall over and you've died emotional man now i just want to do like we know damn it this is no it's like beaner the word is beaner what does that mean to you without saying the word but what what is it? I don't know.

We just have a list of words. We're like, okay, he got that one right. That was weird. He got it right. If you don't see us saying it on the side of the table, that's the minority side of the table. I went to America and got canceled.

Sorry. What you should do is every time you have a guest, you just have a big wall of words and there's random words that no one would know. That's from me or none around here. I will say a fat electrician when I thought I would catch him off guard. It's like your least favorite race. Like what's your least favorite race?

And he was like, I don't know, marathons. Like you had a great save there. Oh man. That man was quick. So quick. It's crazy though. I didn't even think about that. Like, he's not going to know a lot of, like, the American terminology for that.

And I guarantee we would not know any of your, if you asked us certain words, we'd be like, say it? Can I say it? Y'all got a weird word for afternoon, right? Arvo. Yeah. What the fuck? Wait, what?

We just shorten every word. So afternoon's Arvo. You said brekkie the other day. Yeah. Brekkie? Brekkie P. You make brekkie P. I make brekkie P. So brekkons are though. You said brekkie the other day. Yeah. Brekkie? Brekkie P. You make brekkie P. I make brekkie P.

So brekkie is breakfast. But that's like. It's right after tea. You're the first person I've ever heard outside of Australia say it like normally. Brekkie? Yeah. Yeah. I guess it's not like a common thing around here, but I've always.

I don't know. I saw it on an Australian show one time, I think. What are you doing after tea? Tea is dinner, right? What's the word for dinner? I would say, Oh yeah. Tea.

I would say tea is dinner. Yeah. Dinner. What? Really? Yeah. The word tea. You just say tea.

Tea time. Yep. Dinner time. I was like so confused because we were watching, what's the Australian show we just. In between. Yeah. Mr.

In between. I don't know. What? It's an Australian show. I don't know. It's super good. There's a lot of American shows. I don't know. I can't really. Friends. Inbetween? No, I don't know it. What? It's an Australian show. I don't know. It's super good. Yeah, there's a lot of American shows. I don't know.

I can't really. Friends? Wait, you haven't heard of this one Australian show? How dare you? It's the only one we know. It's the only one we know. Yeah, when you were talking about gun laws over there and all I was thinking about was Mr. Inbetween.

It's like a criminal in Australia and he just kills the fuck out of people. I don't think anyone knows that they're looking, she's looking at me like, nah, wait, none of you have seen Mr. In between. So it's more of an American thing.

And you've never been to Outback Steakhouse. This is fucking, you're the worst Australian ever. This is bullshit. What is an Outback Steakhouse in Australia? There's a place called Outback Jack's, which is just like a steakhouse. Okay.

An Outback Steakhouse would just be a steakhouse. Okay. An Outback steakhouse would just be a steakhouse. Do you have Applebee's? No one has Applebee's. Okay. I love America's like Outback steakhouse. It's Australia. Do you guys have, he's going to say Foster's.

No, Bloomin' Onion. So he doesn't even know what the fuck a Bloomin' Onion is. I wish I didn't know what a Bloomin' Onion was. You're like, this is Australia. And you're like, what the fuck is that? It's like deep fried onion. It's a deep fried onion. They just kind of pop open.

We just call that a deep fried onion. Fuck you. Now to think about it, that's just an onion ring. We call it onion rings. We would call them onion rings. We have those too. Is it not the same? No. The blue onion is like a flower.

You know onion rings, you chop them up and you get the rings. You pull it up. Blue onion is just like they chop it so it pops open and the onion still attaches to the bottom. Blooming onion. It's blue mint. Don't use the hard G on that.

So and it's a On the end. It's blue mint. Don't use the hard G on that. So. And it's a. Yeah, no. Are you sure? Yeah, no. It's from Australia. I use like one of those. Oh, guys.

It's one of those apple cutters. Oh, we should have got. And then they fry it. Oh, I should have got Foster's. No one in Australia drinks Foster's. No one. I think they do. No, I can tell you they don't. Listen, I know what got Foster's just for you. No one in show drinks Foster's. No one. I think they do. No, I can tell you they don't.

Listen, I know what American TV told me. Growing up, I saw a lot of commercials about Foster's. Don't tell me I'm wrong. The 90s. Yeah. Did they have commercials in Australia where it's like Coors Light? It's American for beer. It's a guy who's just shooting a can open. He's like, America!

But an Australian accent. The can's like this big. Everything's bigger here. That's actually a funny idea though. It's like, hey man, you got a bottle opener? Just blow the cap off. Pass it back. What the fuck? If you had Texas Light, it's delicious. Literally what it would be called.

Yeah, you can... Australia's Faustus. What do you drink? What's the go-to beer? I normally just have James Squire, which is more of like an Australian... It's almost like a craft beer. It's still pretty popular.

But the Greater Northern is probably the go-to for the majority of Australians now, which is... You guys are like, what the fuck is that? Yeah, yeah. You know 4X? VB yeah yeah you know 4x VB

you'd have to know VB hmm you're just making up words and throwing us you know Thorax Thorax the Battle of Ontario is on then FanDuel is your home for live

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please contact Connex Ontario 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. Is that what you said? 4X? 4X. 4X. Oh, see, I'm... You don't understand me, do you? I heard mustache, man. Yo, you ever heard of Thorax with that DB?

Yeah, man. No, VB is like Victoria Bitter. That is like the staple of shine beer. Like... What's it go? 6am in the the fucking morning time for a vb long neck have you not seen that why would i have seen that no that's like a like what the fuck everyone knows that it's like a youtube video it's like a guy like everyone in australia 8 a.m in the morning 8 a.m in the the morning. 8 a.m. in the fucking morning. Time for a VB long neck.

Can you just talk like that the rest of the time? That's awesome. I can understand it better, actually. You're trying to pronounce my words. There we go. Steve-O. If he has to talk like that, you have to go back to the deal.

Right here we have an American white core. Can't say it like Black Cherry. Oh, I just got one clip. Wait, can you do an American accent? Oh, yeah. No, I can't. You can try it.

No, I can't. Every time I've done it, people laugh at me. I mean, we're going to laugh at you. I know. Do a southern accent. Just ask with a drawl. Do a southern accent and just ask with the drawl. Do a southern accent and just act with the drawl.

That's actually pretty good. I'm from Texas. There you go. See, that's actually, especially with that hot sauce. I mean, with that mustache, dude, I want you to trick somebody for three seconds. Say, I hate Mexicans. The look at him when you do it. Yeah.

Say, say, say the word now. I hate Mexicans. They'll look at them when you do it. Say it. Say the word now. You got the accent. It's a trap. Just put the camera on me. We'll ADR a bleep in there and I'll be like, you asshole. Good. We got him, kids.

It's just really bad. Camera cuts to me. It's like, boiner. You can get a demo ranch best to lean on so apparently the audio version of that uh harley was talking about it it doesn't show if you just listen to the audio version on spotify or whatever it just says the kittens it says kittens it doesn't bleep it out on that version but when you watch it on youtube so then i showed harley the youtube version he's like oh man that gets way more demo on the podcast he was obviously a vet before it was the last one oh yeah yeah you you saw you

you saw that whole skit then i fell asleep on the flight listening to it but yeah he said he lasted three minutes he was like this good job job. Three minutes? Proud of you, bro. You got your minutes watched, don't worry. My drool hit the pause button. God, man. Okay, speaking of words. Oh boy. I know. I hate when Eli

gets these little segments. He's like speaking of. I mean, you got to fucking do it because we have like what? Katie's ass, all those normal words is that is there any like special words in australia yeah can i say cunt yeah yeah so that's it you're gonna say it really bad that's what i'm saying i want it and when australians say it it sounds so good What's going on, cunt? Yeah, it's such a bad word over here, dude. Yeah, but you guys say it really harsh. We can't. Oh, how do you say it?

Fuck you, cunt. Like, you guys do it that way. It's like visceral. It's like cunt. Yeah, cunt. Hey, what's up, cunt? With that cunt? Yeah, with that face.

He's just angry about it. You fucking cunt. I love you, cunt. It's like, don't be a cunt. I love you, cunt. We do. It's like, don't be a cunt. Yeah. You're right. We're mad cunt. Hey, cunt.

Don't be a shit cunt. See, there it is. We have two syllables. We just got this. This episode just turned red from the amount of cunts we just dropped. Cunt. Yeah. We do two syllables.

You guys are cunt. What. Cunt. We do two syllables. You guys are cunt. What a cunt. There's a difference between being a mad cunt and being a shit cunt. And you want to be a mad cunt. You don't want to be a shit cunt. Yeah, no one likes a shit cunt. Mad cunt? Wait, he's a mad cunt? Mad cunt's good.

What's a mad cunt? Mad as in like, you're sick. You're awesome. Okay. You went, you're angry. A sick cunt's awesome too. You have a flu, but you're awesome okay you went you're angry a sitcom you have a flu but you're awesome okay now i got now i'm sure you don't want to be a shit cunt no shit cunts i'm on board with that i get that that makes sense you don't want to be a dude what's up doo-doo pussy yeah you don't want to be a doo-doo pussy. That's shit. That's what I'm going to walk around in.

Just the next shirt's doo-doo pussy. What's up, doo-doo pussy? Demo's going to love this. We joke, but we can make that shirt and you idiots would fucking wear it. Hence why I'm wearing a shirt that says, if I die, banana in Japanese now. And we have the English version too. Yeah, so hey guys, we just put out a new shirt on Bunker Branding. It's If I Die Banana.

Because Eli's a fucking idiot. Okay, first off those texts were very bad on you. It was an emoji. You couldn't read an emoji. Yeah, but you're just a fucking emoji. You're like, I just did I changed my medications for my migraines and I was like, this may kill me. And I put the salute. No, you didn't.

If I die. You said that and then I was like, yeah, okay, but like podcasting and i was like this may kill me and i put the salute no you didn't you said that and then i was like yeah okay but like podcasting and you're like if i die banana i was like it's a salute the word banana was never there i didn't know that emoji existed at the time daddy yeah there was a there's a new salute emoji yeah yeah i've seen that but it's not a banana. Yeah, Eli thought it was a fucking banana. You have a purple heart. I thought it was a banana. I'm not the smartest cookie in the basket. Purple heart parking at BJ's. You gotta

park just like 20 feet away from you and be like, oh yeah, I'm right here. Dude, it was like handicap spot purple heart. And then the purple people spots show off to the boy i was so mad look how far i don't have to walk anymore because then we have like crispy who's burnt like 70 of his body missing a leg fucked up fingers i would have stole that in a second.

I get out and hop. He's like, what the fuck, bro? I'm like, walk backwards. Jumping up and down. Just push up some burpees. Just sprint. As he hobbles in with his one leg. He's our friend.

This is okay. Crispy, do you know why you got his name Crispy? Because he got burnt 70% of his body. I'm listening. He's also a beaner. Oh, fuck. I can't say that. You can't say it?

You said it before. No, I can't. I just can't do that. You did say it earlier. I did say it earlier. It's a carabiner. Cody's like, I can't. I just can't do that. You did say it earlier. I did say it earlier. It's a carabiner. Cody's word. He's like, I can't say that. Cody's like a mountain climber. They're carabiners.

Yeah, carabiners. It's like when I give Crispy a hug. What are you, carabiner? Holy fuck! You don't know what carabiner means? Tess is like, what is this word? Now you've lost me.

Sorry, we're dumb. Are you sure you want to be on this? Okay, it's too late now. It would be the first time a guest left. Probably won't be the last time. Man, that caught us off guard. We just asked him to say a word multiple times without knowing what it meant

At the end of this you're gonna go it meant nothing You know this whole time you've been like no We just thought you would see if you could say a word that we just made up before the podcast Yeah, totally. That's what the joke is guys. Huh? He got us go yell it outside Home Depot he doesn't know that. It's like all these American inside jokes. You're just like Home Depot. He's like, wait, are there no Home Depots? No, there's no Home Depot.

That's your question. There's no Home Depot. Is there Mexicans in front of the Home Depot? I don't care. We have one of the top streamers in the world here. And we're like, all right, so in Australia, you guys don't have Outback Steakhouse.

What the fuck? Home Depot is like a hot way store. We've got Bunnings. Do Mexicans hang out at Bunnings? No. They don't have Mexicans there. I know, they swim. Man, that Mexican took the hard path.

What brown people do cheap labor in your country? I don't know if I there. I know, they swim. It's like, man, that Mexican took the hard back. What brown people do cheap labor in your country? I don't know if I'm meant to answer that. I love it's brown people. It's like my people. I wasn't going to say. Nothing. Say nothing. I don't know if this is actually inappropriate or not,

but everyone in Victoria where I grew up were called Mexicans because we're south of the border One state in Australia. That's like the bottom state now. We'd everyone call that like you from Victoria. That's Victoria With it like yo, what's up Mexican? No, I just think they looked down on us or something because we're from the bottom Now it's racist You're Mexican so it's fine sure holy shit yeah you're mexican i'm not saying it you don't have to say you saw where he was going with that so far he's like not gonna say i'll print you off a card i got you okay yeah you grew up with basic cable. You pretty much are Mexican. How big was your house? My first house wasn't very big.

There you go. This is a normal, smaller than his house. I hope so. Jesus, then you're not Mexican. This is a good studio. We just need to fill it out more. Oh, yeah, this is our second one here. You actually, second guest here, second podcast here.

Our light's already broke. Can't get it off yellow. It's stuck there now. Well, that's the difference. Now everyone knows it's yellow. Are they going to fix it? We're just going to have to leave it now for the next five podcasts. Fuck that.

We're just going to buy another one of the fancy lights. They know my tism. I'm going fucking have to leave it now for the next five podcasts. Fuck that. I'm just going to buy another one of the fancy lights. They know that my tism, I'm going fucking insane about that. My tism is like, I like that. It's your side too. So like your lighting's ruined. Yesterday I walked in and fucking clean and do that shit.

And I'm like, turn on, test everything. I'm like fucking dope pink. Like it should be that walk in today. It was already, it was red when we came in. Yeah. Couldn't just turn it on right over night. It literally was already it was red when we came in yeah couldn't just turn it on right over night it literally was it was like it was slightly glowing red i clicked the

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Get your dolphins today. Good. Okay, this is the segment where we talk about video games for three seconds. So why'd you come over to America? You came in down for TwitchCon, right? Yeah. TwitchCon was actually all right for about three hours. Yeah.

I say that's right. That's why I don't have a voice. And then after that, I left and hung out with everyone outside. TwitchCon was actually alright for about three hours. Yeah. I see that's right. That's why I don't have a voice. And then after that I left and hung out with everyone outside of TwitchCon. And I didn't break my butt jumping into a pit. Oh my god we gotta talk about that. Jumping onto concrete. Technically her butt was broken before that but she

hurt her back pretty bad. Yeah. I just it's like this is what blew out her back. back pretty bad. Yeah. It's like this is what blew out her back. There was a lot of jokes on that Twitter thread. There were so many jokes. Poor spine.

People that could have broken their back. That's rough. We were standing there when it happened But we weren't really paying attention Jesus We just watched that video I'm just cringing because of the video itself We should give context So what happened was

Adriana Cicic was doing like a gladiator Dueling thing on top of these little podiums With someone else And then she jumped into the actual Foam pit And did some weird split thing in the air And then just literally just all the way Full jumped into the actual foam pit and did some like weird split thing in the air and then just literally just all the way full force into the ground and broke her ass she did like a cheerleader like yeah she kicked her legs up and like touched her toes but the foam was like

and i'll use american terminology like just over a foot deep and underneath it was straight concrete there was like a single layer of these little foam squares like one layer it was that's what it's literally like one foot it is ankle deep and you're on a raised podium jumping moved and you're fighting on it which is crazy i was like how the fuck did they think like fighting in this thing because that could like someone falls or trips falls back and smacks their head three hours earlier someone dislocated their knee on it and it's like oh just keep going you know do we not have any other foam in it because there was like three of these things set up too yeah there was ones on the other side of the wall on that but the second the third day when when after we found out it happened like it was it how severe it was, or it was all shut down?

There was one that was still going. The one that she got hurt in, they shut down. But it was like the Wendy's one. There was one next to the Wendy's booth because there was a Wendy's booth at TwitchCon. That one was still going, and I was like, y'all's ballsy. It's always like, hmm, do I go in there for some fun?

No, you know they were cleaning out. It's like, y'all going to use those foam balls? Just start loading up their own foam pit. We're good. We'll double up this. We'll go about right here. Someone drowned. Someone drowned in the foam pit.

My moderator was like, oh, jump. Do you want to do it with me in the gladiator thing? I looked at it and instantly said, no, I don't want to get hurt like that was my initial thought when as soon as i saw him now i'll get hurt doing that because i'm so injury prone once i hit 30 risk aversion when you at 30 years old i'm a dad now i gotta be somewhat smart yeah i won't even get on pogo stick jogging scary to me pogo sticks are scary from the beginning. Fuck that. That's not like, I'm 30, better not get on a pogo stick. Bitch, I've been on a pogo stick once in my life,

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That's the line. That's the determining factor. Anything I say at this point doesn't matter because you're right. You hit a certain age, you're like, do I need to do any of this? I could die. Actually, I might die on this exercise

and I don't think it's worth that you jumped out of a plane like i know and but i thought i was gonna die the first few times i was like this is stupid why am i doing this and then everything on that first day of jumping was like the most terrifying moment in my life jumping out of planes we did like a fast like a class jump 25 times and then this is in like five days we're getting a license from never jumping out of anything never doing a wind tunnel two days a wind tunnel and then that evening doing a um tandem jump one the next morning at 6 a.m they're just like okay and now it's a solo jump so you'll have your guys jump next to you but you're free falling your guy and you're landing

by yourself i went to bed early i was like i gotta get a lot of rest i gotta prep for this if there's a sign i'm gonna take that as i'm gonna die and i'm not gonna do it so i go to bed i plug in my phone plug in everything i'm like okay sign one i wake up at 4 30 and i'm like why am i awake right now i don't like that it's like who pissed in my pants yeah i was like i never wake up this early i need to get up at five i got 30 more minutes of sleep i go to grab my phone it's dead like what the fuck plug in the or i unplug it plug it back in the charger died not the phone the charger died in the middle of the night so i was like oh that's sign two i think

well i don't want to be called a pussy here I go and it's that first jump you're like up there with everyone I'm like am I the only you look at everyone else's faces like I'm good this is shitting themselves right now okay we're good we're good and we all. The first time I went skydiving the whole way up, I was like, this is stupid. Why am I doing this? The whole way up. Did you just do a skydiving thing?

I did. Oh, you did. You fucking, you did tandem. No. I did tandem. I thought with the. That wasn't me in the chair. Everyone thinks it was me in the chair.

So what we did. That was a VFX shot. No. No, not VFX. They just dropped it and then it's. None of that was. What? In post.

All of it is real footage. Oh, yeah. That's what I mean. It was a dummy, right? The last bit was. Okay. Yeah. So I paid a skydiving company.

We hired a plane. We went skydiving. And the idea was to get a gaming chair and skydive in a gaming chair. So we literally got the owner of the company. He looks like me when he's got all these gear on. And no one, like, I would say 5% of people figured out it was me straight away. 95% of people were like, wow, you must be really skilled skydiver. Because it was like the guys, like, jumped out of the plane.

There's two dudes hanging onto the side of it. And he's just, like, free-falling in his gaming chair. Just swinging back and forth. And then they let go of him. And he just, like, spirals off into the clouds and disappears. I thought it was you, bro. Holy shit. And then they let go of him and he just like spirals off into the clouds and disappears. I thought it was you, bro. Holy shit.

Everyone's like, I thought that was you. And then the next shot is like, everyone's like going, oh my God, he's falling. And he's like, with style. No, wait, he's just falling. And then we have another time the plane goes up. We have another gaming chair. We have like, we call it the STD, the standard test dummy. And we strap that down to the chair and we shove that out of the plane goes up we have another gaming chair we have like we call it the std the standard test dummy and we strap that down to the chair and we shove that in america that means something else we shove it out of the plane and then we have gopro strapped to that and we're just literally standing right where it's falling and we're like into the ground i'm like that's my landing that's

fucking dope i seen that i was like oh that's fucking great i was like wait is pest jumping from the fucking i was confused at first i was like okay i can see how they did that one i was like okay he jumped though didn't he he jumped up so the the reason why i did a ten jump in the first place was the fact that we needed me in the plane going up well i'm going up i might as well jump but i've already done it before that wasn't my first time the first time i was petrified only on the way out once we were were at the plane, I was like, we're sweet. We're Gucci. You feel like a baby and your dad is here on the front.

Okay, dad. They walk you to the edge of the plane like, ready? Uh-uh. That's the only time. Good luck. That's the only time. I don't know if you got it, but the stomach thing from the skydive. I didn't get anything.

You didn't get the. No, this is the only time you're not supposed to get it because it's a weird. It's a slide. Unless you drop out of a blimp or any like a hot air balloon. Then you'll have that like the throw up feeling. It's weird. I want to jump out of stuff. Have you jumped?

No, never. Never. You should. Everyone should once in their life out of stuff. Have you jumped? No. Never? Never. You should. Everyone should once in their life. Just once. Have you jumped? No, I had the opportunity to two months ago, and I was just like, no. You 100% should.

It was like a month ago, wasn't it? Yeah, it was like a month ago in Salt Lake. Yeah, I seen like Brandon do it. I was like, oh, I wonder if Cody did it. No, they were like, we're going to jump. And I was like, that's cool. I'm going to drink the anemoses and go to Black Crop. I want to hang out with Lucas and make knives.

I don't want to do this. Dope. Neat. I should have done it. It's just an experience. You get out and you do it and you're like, wow, the world is big. Because you go so high up. But under the canopy is the most beautiful thing.

I don't know. Like when you're just like floating. Well, not strapped to a dude. It's not as relaxing actually. When you're like, God, I'm still here. And they're like, take the toggles. And you're like. I don't know if this happened to you, but when you were doing the tandem,

did he like change the straps or some shit? And you just stink all of a sudden? He gets like the straps and he pulls something. And then you just drop like an extra foot. But that one foot, it's like, that's your life gone. It's like, oh, oh my God, I'm still on this guy. Let me tell a real, I think I told you guys this story

about the tandem bad news bear guy. Okay, your reaction is gonna be gold during this. So our instructors, we had like the top rebel instructors. We had like all the pinnacle of skydiving people teaching us when we did this. They were also telling us really terrifying stuff before. Okay, don't do this because you're pretty much dead. Okay, if the parachute does this and two open and it gets tangled, again, you're probably dead. Just try to pull it apart.

And we were like oh man and then they were telling what's the worst story you know about tan jumping he's like oh man i know the worst one so student and a teacher jumped and they got under canopy they were going and then the teacher fucking undid his own straps and it's like okay bye and just the teacher just fucking yeeted himself off with no parachute he went to sleep use different words for what i just said he went to sleep permanently he forever slept on his own his own accord but he was like here you're gonna need these toggles fucking handed to you he's like okay you're gonna left right okay and then do this before you land. You're going to pull real hard before you land, but wait till you're almost laying.

You got this. No fucking way. That's fucking awesome. That's as hardcore as it fucking gets. And then that dude is probably the only student in the world that did his first jump on a tandem, landed solo. Like he walks away a fucking hero slash really fucked up at the end of the day. That's my face.

When, if I landed, I was like, dude, the second I'm here, I just let it flow for as long as it's funny. No, where do I go? Where do I go? Oh, I was just like, what the fuck? funny. No! Where do I go? Where do I go? Oh! Oh!

You know, I was just like, what the fuck? Trauma. Oh my god. Yeah, you get here. That is a place that you could definitely say I'm under trauma from this experience. Yes! Fuck! I just pictured him landing by himself and the student walks it out. You're like, perfect landing. He's like, nice! Where's your instructor?

Wait, you were tanned. I don't know. He's a lawn dart somewhere. He's like, nice, where's your instructor? What did you say to that? Wait, you were tanned. I don't know, he's a lawn dart somewhere. He's like, I know he was having a bad day, but shit, where did he go? Oh my god. He's not exactly. This is whack. Right?

So they would tell us those stories before our first jump, and I'm like, and it's going to be fun. They also would do someone sabotaged a fuck ton of stuff like on another jumper hated another jumper. So naturally he just went in

like clipped all the that's why you always check your own gear before everything. You're like, okay, check, check. So he just clipped all the fucking got it. Guy jumped. He's like, and that's a handle where, oh,

oh, and that's just a handle and you're like, dude, at that time, you just can control how you fall and that's about it.

You're like, look for trees. Yeah, I guess that would be the only thing you could save. Save your own. Maybe while there's stories

of people falling in like World War Two and shit like falling out of fucking like jumping, losing shoes and just hitting the tree like a guy fell from like oh god very high terminal velocity you're just yeah that's it there's a chick in australia she was touring through europe um with her friend they went skydiving in like france or some shit and while they were um skydiving she was doing tandem, obviously, the guy pulled the parachute and it choked him out. And he was like pretty much fully out cold.

They smashed into the ground. She survived. Her name's Emma Carey. M. Carey. She just wrote a book, actually. And it just, when the chute just wrapped. I think the guy survived too, actually, now think about it. Like the parachute came out, but it like.

It tangled. It didn't let me go out. And then it just like, it was like wrapped around his throat so he was kind of like passed out and she was just like down to the ground and it was like she's uh i don't know what you call it but she can't feel below her waist paralyzed from paraplegic but she can still move her legs oh weird yeah she's a superhero pretty much so. Pretty much. She can control her life. That's the superhero. Define control.

She can walk. Superhero. That's the word. But she can't feel anything. That's a superhero. It's like Spider-Man getting bit by a spider, but she jumped out of a plane. I don't think she can do it again. Okay.

She won't feel anything. She's good. Most people can survive a fall once. She can twice. It's not a superpower. How does she know when she has to poop? She can't. It just happens.

I have the same problem. No, I don't think she has a bag. Diapers. I think so. Okay. You just go to the toilet every like hour. I don't know. I follow her on Instagram.

She actually like with, she said, this is why I just don't have a nice couches. She's got like we on that couch, we on that couch and we on the next couch. And she jokes about it though. Oh, she's a fucking gangster then.

Yeah. She's like really just chill. We're going to put her up on there on the here, right here. I don't know where in the screen. Figure it out. Yeah. Like what was

the name i think it's m carrie or emma carrie harry you're a gangster if you just google chick who like fell from the sky that's i'm not even bushing you're australian lawn dart that was my girlfriend girl who fell from the sky i think it's her book's name book name not sponsored Not sponsored. As he pulls it out, he pulls it out and sends it right in. This book right here, this autographed copy. Where you too can get your autographed copy. Make sure you use discount code PEST15. Get 15% off that book.

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If there's more than two syllables, we move on. Oh my God, my hand's gone. What video are you coming out with here soon? What'd you make today? I made the S to F tier list of all the talk of guns, but in real life. It's going to be so good. It's going to be so good. It really will be.

You excited to be demonetized immediately? Yes've given up i don't care yeah i just make what i want have you been demonetized before is that like a thing that's happened to you no oh okay okay so this is new to you okay okay after 60 days you'll notice your views pick back up okay it's the shadow band ending yeah they just not like gun stuff hell no uh their policy team has a certain set of rules that don't make sense no 30 round mags no suppressors no full auto no thermal sites we did all that except for the thermal song yeah in the first like five minutes of video you're breaking every rule no that'll all happen in the first 30 seconds you're gonna do it do it properly you know that's it you know there's no there's no reason to half ass it at this point no matter what this video is just about having some fun and that's what i

want it to be i mean it looked like you had a blast your reaction to everything i was like oh yeah oh yeah there it is that's he felt something today it's something that it doesn't normally get he feels alive again yeah did you ever get any cool like gun shit while you were in the military um i've shot i've shot probably one of the main colors of each of them yeah um you've hit you hit the ak box AR box. I didn't hit any AKs, but definitely my M4, the Steyr. Browning HP was the pistol that we used. I should have brought mine. I didn't know.

You have a high power. Yeah, I have one. I've got, oh my God. What's the shotgun? The main shotgun that we all use in Tarkov. Not the 153 and that. The one that everyone loves. I don't know.

I've shot shotguns. The KS-23? No. That's the one I love. We didn't bring the KS-23 today actually now I think about it. Because we don't have one. You have to be able to find the rounds for it. Yeah, you have to make them pretty much. I've talked to Brandon about it a lot because I love it and I want one

but they don't, like there's tens of them that exist. The Mark 19 would be the most fun gun ever to shoot. What was it? Mark 19. Oh, the grenade launcher.

You get like, you do all the call occasion. Like here's 12 rounds. And they're like, and then you're like, oh, that was fun. But like that part's the only cool bit about it.

But, um, 84 mil Kugelstov, 66 mil. I've shot so many of those too. The 66 mil. I don't know the designation for it. It's just the law. It's like the law. It's one use only.

Have you seen Beverly Hills Cop 2? It's like, look down here. And he cracks it open. It goes, click here. And it shoots the rocket out. Okay, so it's a rocket. Okay. When I hear like 66 mil, I'm like, these are bullets?

No. I go to mortars. I started thinking mortars. Oh, yeah. 50 cal. Heats of 50 cal. And yeah. But an SV-98. Pretty sure that's what we use. What yeah. But an SV-98.

Pretty sure that's what we use. What the fuck's an SV? SV. Sorry, SV. Oh, okay. Yep, yep, yep. Never shot the.50 cal like Snarva or the Barrett. I mean, you got to shoot a special one today too.

That thing's fucking silly. That was sick. Oh, the Scholdy? Yeah, MA2A2. Yeah, the bullpup 50. It's the most sketch weapon platform in the world to me. Just because everything's happening. I think Kentucky Ballistics might have something to say about sketchy weapon platforms.

We could have brought out the Serbu for him to shoot. Yeah, thanks for bringing that out, Eli. But even then, Serbu blew up here. Not here. Because the action's happening here. Not here. Cause the actions happening here, here, right here is everything goes on. And then obviously like just to change back to the previous topic was the,

uh, the minimal, which is very much similar to your M two four nine. Oh, you call the mini me, mini me here. Any enemies. Yeah.

It's a five, five, six belt fed. Oh no. Yeah. Two four nine. So yeah. And a mag 58 is I've shot heaps of that too. It's a 556 belt fed. Oh, no shit. 249 saw. And a MAG-58. I've shot heaps of that too.

Which is 7.62 belt fed. It's like an old school old school like machine gun. Kind of like what we had out in the range today? The M60? No, it looks more World War II like. Vietnam style. but they're

really reliable they're good um and then we got the shoot like the maxima which is pretty much very similar to the m60. all these yeah it's weird when i don't know what i'm thinking about i'm like i i don't know half of these things because I know so much about US military stuff just in firearms that we see, but nothing. It's all very similar at the end of the day, though. They all work pretty much very similar. Like, I had very few issues trying to shoot anything today. No, you're like, I got the gist of it.

There's a couple of random shit that I'd never seen before, like the P90. Yeah, yeah. Trying to figure out how to do that stuff. I think that was yours and yours. I was was like what the fuck am i doing here that is a weird weapon when you pick up it's like the mag how it loads because when you push safety as well and you're like this is a weird safety catch the bullets do you see they load sideways yeah so they stack and then rotate when they go in the chamber in the back side triggers booty and then the safety is also a guess because i still forget i'm like it's so

close to the trigger that i'm like oh my god that's way too close and then is it like what's on safe what's on fire because i always forget i have to like i'm like i'm like that's a physical check not a muscle memory one like an ar oh see mine got seric oh you can't see on yours clear it and do everything and'm like, safety's here. Okay. I didn't even think about that. Yours got completely covered. Full auto is just all the way to the right

if you have the right pack for it. As much as I love the idea of a full auto P90, I don't want to pay for that. They shoot so fast. It was boy, it's expensive. We shot so much. It's like a like fucking dollar ten cents around right we finished and i'm like that's 10 grand done that was a lot of money harley was asking he's like how much did you guys spend probably or what was the how much money was spent shooting today i was like it would have been a lot of

dollars yeah easy yeah easy a lot of the AK ammo wasn't bad. We shot a lot of AK stuff. Yeah. Some of the five, I have six hurt. Yeah. Cause we didn't shoot any steel. I don't think we shot any steel today.

Really? Did we? Cause we brought out, we started five, five, six with the G 36 stuff and you can't shoot steel through those. So I know everybody was loading brass out the gate. And plus we had the,

the fucking nine by 39, the VSS out there. That's like, they were saying like five bucks, $4.50 a round. Two most disappointing guns was the VSS. It had so many stoppages because of the hard, what do you call it? Like hard struck. The primers. You hit it and it's nothing. And like out of a, was it a 10 or 20 round mag?

10 round. Wow. It was like seven. It was seven stoppages. I think you only had 2 rounds consecutive. Yeah. Great for combat. Well, it's crazy.

We've shot it before. It's bad ammo. We've shot it before. Whole mag, no issues. It's bad ammo. Right now, getting 9x39 in the US is... Impossible. So you're shooting a lot of older or sketchy or...

Brandon made it in his shop. I don't know. And I think that... You saw the guys that work for him they're the ones that made it they were running i'm picking up the brass after like yeah here we go the one gun that actually was like amazingly shit in my opinion was the 1911 oh yeah oh no they're shit it's so played up yeah two world wars better my open carry here we go i'm like wow like that was the most anticlimactic thing i've ever done in my life yeah it's not ideal did you expect like an eagle to screech and fly away it's like america it just i don't know just everything about that when i shot it was like, that was shit. Yeah. It's just like, this is it.

This is the, the pistols are the hardest thing to shoot. Agree. And then there, you only get seven rounds with the 1911. It's 45. It's fucking trapped. It's just like my least favorite of my pistols that I own.

I only, I own two that I never shoot ever. I think I, the last time I brought mine out, I used spit to lube it. Cause it was so ever. I think the last time I brought mine out, I used spit to lube it because it was so shit. I was spitting into it. That's why it doesn't work.

What did I do to my girlfriend? Huh? Yeah. You don't cum on your gun? Cody's doing that for this jail. I don't want to know the answer to this question. You're in a public range.

My gun's not running. Let me jellyfish that gun real quick. You just hand it back there. The fuck is on my pistol? Wait till you shoot it. Immediately. Yeah, exactly.

All guys should get that joke. That's like a guy joke. Pest, do you get that joke? Yes. Yes? Okay, good. Sorry. That's a sperm joke.

It's cum. It's just cum. It's just's cum. It's just cum. It's just a cum. It's just cum. It's interesting you called it jellyfish because I'd never heard anyone else say that. Freshwater jellyfish. Yeah. I think Batty's the one.

Because I remember in the army, there was no jellyfish on the shelf floor. That was like every time we were away. It was like no jellyfish. I heard it from Batty. You're like freshwater jellyfish. That's where I picked it up, but that's what it was always like.

Freshwater jellyfish come I don't know where I picked it up, but that's what it was. I was like, fresh water jellyfish. Like come on the bathroom floor. It's just, just kind of looks like a little fucking shitty. I don't know, man. A dead jellyfish. I used to,

you know, genitals, obviously Tarkov streamer. She is far too innocent for her own good. And I used to fuck with her with silly terms. She didn't understand. And that was the one that she really, she's like, Oh,

cause she's got a jellyfish logo. Oh, she passed on to that one for way too long before she googled it oh god i got real bad three months batty three months i was saying i made a shirt that says freshwater jellyfish i had merch lines millions wasted I'm going to make a shirt with her logo on it. It says fresh water jellyfish. Nice cum shirt. Oh my God. Why isn't that a shirt? Fresh water jellyfish with a really cute jellyfish. Anime jellyfish.

Next month. There we go. There's our merch drop next month. Get ready. Yeah, it's like a little one. It's like a smile. It just has like an extra bit of extra on the darn. Some kind of cone.

Like a little line in the top. One long line going. It's tentacles are the little tails. Yeah, exactly. Well, they do tentacles on the side like this. Like it's thinking, it's like. The little blushing. Yeah, yeah.

The little red things. I hate it i hate it here that's a good it's gonna sell like a motherfucker though y'all fucking weirdos gonna really shit out of that that will that i mean unfortunately that's gonna fucking yeah the come subscribe sure was our best seller for a hot minute there there's a good text thread right there well guys is anyone gonna buy a shirt that says come on yeah yeah that's i that was me i know of all people here that said it i was like are people gonna buy a shirt that says come and giant white letters on it really highest selling shirt number one every month every month and you're like where do people wear this at and then we're in a nice restaurant

italia everyone's looking and we're like what the fuck baddie's walking back with his gum shirt on it was like a sunday morning everyone's like just getting out of church yeah it's like church everyone's like okay we're gonna go film the podcast after i was like i. We were going to go film the podcast after. I was like, I should wear a podcast shirt today. It's in the Doom font. It's aggressive. It screams. I want one. We should wear it somewhere really public. TwitchCon.

TwitchCon Paris. No one will understand it. You're good. Yeah, exactly. When is TwitchCon Paris? July. It should be in good. No one will understand it. Yeah, exactly. Oh, man. When is TwitchCon Paris? July. It should be in July.

They have one in Paris? I know. That would be kind of a dope one. It's been Amsterdam a couple times, but... Amsterdam might be the most dope one. Which porn star is going to break their back at this one? Fuck. Jump from the Eiffel Tower.

A bit more foam. Oh, wow. Yeah, I had a good burp. I was like, well, that's going to be... Should have just done it around the mic. I want everybody in the audience to smell it. No, TwitchCon, so you have Amsterdam, Paris. When do those kick?

I think it's July. July should be TwitchCon AU. Yeah, I'm down for that. Or TwitchCon Japan if they ever did that. They need to do TwitchCon Japan. Yeah, I'm down for that. For TwitchCon Japan if they ever did that. They need to do TwitchCon Japan. 100%. We have a lot of Japanese streamers. Yes, and everyone loves Japan.

That's why I'm surprised this never happened because that's like... Well, EU is a new thing. TwitchCon EU. It's not TwitchCon Paris or TwitchCon Amsterdam. It's TwitchCon EU. Started with Amsterdam twice, I believe. And then they're announcing that the next one is supposed to be paris correct yeah yeah next year's paris yeah that's gonna be fucking see i'll do that one just for the experience my brother just got back from

paris today oh yeah yeah jay was out there just having fun he was like much worse he was going to like metal shows it was like in french i was like what the fuck are you i don't know but these people are fucking dope and do a lot of shots so they're just drinking having a party i was like hey as long as you're having a good time that's all that matters till he gets hostiled that happened wait okay not the murder part okay okay let me never mind it did not happen but a couple of our buddies at TwitchCon this time got a hostel and they didn't know it was a hostel. Oh, they were in San Diego?

Yeah. When you say hostel, you mean hostel, yeah? Hostel? Yeah, it's like a place you stay that's really budget cheap. Yeah, because there's like communal bathrooms and rooms and shit. Don't say hostel, because hostel sounds fancy. Host hostel sounds shitty yeah

eli roth movie like people get tortured yeah the movie where they're like oh you call the hostel yeah they cut the eyeball i love that movie the puss comes out of the cool vacuum yeah dude hostels no no he they they got a place they thought was a regular hotel and turns out they get there and it's like oh yeah your bathroom's down the hall and it's attached to two other rooms i hate this and they end up getting locked out of their place like they couldn't get in anymore at night so they had to sleep one night they slept in a fucking hallway this is the biggest clusterfuck of any experience i've ever heard because so many people had their airbnbs fucked up yeah really canceled these are sketchy man i'm never doing airbnb again no never no shit because it's like people getting their

airbnbs canceled other people had like uh one of our mates he went to the airbnb and like no there's no airbnbs here it was like one of those big apartment complexes that was subletting it and the guys like come out the back i'll give you the key yeah it's real shit oh yeah it sounds about right another person who had uh an airbnb where the dude who was renting the airbnb was staying there still like next to them in the the next room like in the same living room area like like people just lying like a motherfucker on that shit and it was so expensive i just do hotels now i will never do an airbnb i've had one weird airbnb and it was just like it just turned out to be a really shitty place and i was like nah never again never again. I was going to hotel.

Always had success with Airbnb. Yeah. I'm not trying to get cheap ones either. Yeah. That's true too. You know what? Fair. The key component in that.

They were really nice. They weren't cheap though. Mine was 10 grand. What the fuck? I wanted six beds. Oh yeah. So I had on my team with me and I was like, the first one got canceled and the second one was further out and two grand more expensive. And it got cancelled

the day before I left. But I had to find someone somewhere within 48 hours of leaving. How did they cancel it before you? Pest infection. No pun intended. Stop, stop, stop. Wait, is that real? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

So if it's legit on, they didn't reset it. They didn't like let it out because we checked like straight away if there was anything going on i don't know so did you have to get six hotels no we just found another place but it was like it was out in the suburbs oh yeah and then you're doing the drive and all that ubers every day holy shit at the same distance it was going to cost me twenty thousand dollars and i'm like i'm not paying 20 grand to stay in walking distance of twitchcon fuck no that's fucking i just get a hotel room that's how holy hotels at that stage you know at that point you're right there was no shot we were fucked we literally found the one place left and we stayed there because all the hotels

were straight up like booked out and to get you know even with our twin rooms those three rooms i needed to get for a week each fucked that's fucking insanity to me what the fuck i never bring my team anywhere ever again fuck you guys lesson learned pieces of shit we got your number i'm looking at both of you no i thought that i did in la when I had to stay one time in LA. I got one right next to my kiddo. I was like, oh man, this is like $40 a night. It's like $40 or $50 for five days for Christmas.

I was like, oh, it's a one bedroom. It's everything I need. I get in. I was like, it's like one hallway. I was like, huh, this is tiny. It's weird. Then I noticed it's like one hallway and i was like huh this is tiny it's weird and then i noticed it was like numbers on i was like oh this is a house and they just turned it into a hotel because i like opened my door and it's like and close it i was like oh this is it okay this is fucking it and then communal bathroom everything i was like what the fuck nah man forty dollars i was like you

know what i can live with it ry Ryden's not going to care. He was like four at this age. Yeah. He's autistic anyway. He don't give a shit. Here's a tablet. Ryden's a happy camper. He's like, thank you, daddy.

I don't care about this house. I'm like, good buddy. Come on. But how tall is it? Yeah. It is 18 foot. This is tiny, daddy. Can you take me to the communal bathroom?

Come on, son. Let's go. God bless my kiddo. I love him. Betty, you ready? Yep. Let's fucking hear it. Yeah.

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