Unsubscribe Podcast - 79 - Hot Takes From An Angry Cop ft. Angry Cops

Starting point is 00:00:00 Thank you. I know that photo's good. It's... It's... Why be good in a bad way? It's the great... Well, all the photos of us are good in a bad way. We're all gonna die.

Starting point is 00:00:36 Well, eventually. Some of us sooner. We can't talk about that. No. No. That's a big no-no. No. The YouTube algorithm gets very...

Starting point is 00:00:44 YouTube algorithm says that we can't have a pool? It's called the Ryan Reynolds. We're calling it the Ryan Reynolds. Okay. Yeah, we can talk about Ryan Reynolds. We can talk about the Ryan Reynolds. Well, let's not even use the word pool. So Brandon Herrera almost Ryan Reynolds-ing himself?

Starting point is 00:00:56 Yeah, so that's good. I made a video, I made two videos on that because he's such a stupid piece of. I love him, he's my friend. Oh my God. But what a moron. Your face my friend. Oh my god. Moron. Your face in those videos. Watch.

Starting point is 00:01:09 Are we recording right now? Yeah. We're on. We're on. Yeah. I can say it because I love the man. What a stupid moron. At least he didn't just go trigger pull it.

Starting point is 00:01:20 He basically did. He talked about what he. Hey, listen, this this core would be great if it was 30 feet longer, but it's seven. So I'll just sit next to the explosion. You, you can't, you can't go to Walmart and just buy fish.

Starting point is 00:01:33 You can't sit there and explain how dumb it is. And then do the dumb thing that almost gets you forever sleeped and then be like, Oh, well, oops. I hope I don't get any negative repercussions from this. The internet should be nice, right?

Starting point is 00:01:54 Like, bro, you've done Darwin Awards. You think you're not one right now? Darwin Awards is branded for the entire 20 minutes. Yeah. It's to just have that song, that adult swim song where it just freezes on his face where he's like, as the explosion is going to find him. And he goes, like whatever. That adult swim one, you know what I'm talking about? Oh, my God.

Starting point is 00:02:15 Cowboy Bebop. I mean, it's not that one, but it's something. Are you talking about the intro to Cowboy Bebop? No, no, no. No, there wasn't. Was that on adult swim? Yes, Cowboy Beb's an adult swim absolutely yes but there was a tone there was a tone for adult wait now i it's like off um off tone trumpet off yeah just google off tone i'm going to be fine let's do well that'll figure it out that's great just just we're just really narrowing it down here

Starting point is 00:02:44 there's not like a million children's like recitals that has that exact theme Well, it's not popping up anything This is when my drink this one's my drink there we go Bing The shot was not I meant Eli's intro which one ah yes You do the intro though. I Love judge my don't for it. Are you just sipping it straight? Oh? Really you interrupt me Sorry, we're having a more important conversation. Don't feign don't feign this for the camera. We're real right now. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:03:26 Let's go. Don't be a character. Be yourself. Talk to them. Let them know that it's real. I'm not ready. I'm not ready, Rich. You are.

Starting point is 00:03:34 Do it. You're a big boy. Hi, everyone. Why are you looking at that one? Why am I looking at this one? Why would you do that? If you're introing somebody, would you go on the wide and look at the wide because you have a guest. And if you want me to leave,

Starting point is 00:03:48 I can just say hi to Eli. It's racially ambiguous. That guy's fucking ridiculous. That's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to unsubscribe. Hey guys, thanks for watching us grab podcast um make sure wherever you're listening or watching whether it's on youtube uh castro spotify apple google amazon podbean stitcher or that's all of them please leave a

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Starting point is 00:04:51 guest rich the angry cop you're touching my head because i told you i didn't get a haircut and that's very rude get ready for the heat i'm ready for the baby if you're gonna give me some heat give me that friction we're're just starting hard, okay? That's it, we don't start soft here. This floor play started two hours ago when I showed up. I've been in the corner jerking off for an hour now. Like, I'm bricked up, let's party.

Starting point is 00:05:14 You're bricked up? Buddy, these shorts are thin. You know what might be like, I don't know, like a frozen form of water that would be considered brics? Maybe some ice that some moron didn't bring for any of our drinks. So I have to deal with lukewarm tequila and energy drink. Like I just pulled it out of my fucking rectum

Starting point is 00:05:33 because somebody, not the guy, not the guy next to me, right? Not you, because that would be rude to call you out on your stupidity. No, because somebody forgot to bring ice when we're drinking. Who forgot? Let me just look at my call log. Oh, Eli.

Starting point is 00:05:50 Hey Eli, I'm at Walmart right now. I got the sheets. I got the water. What else did I need? Do we need anything else, Eli? Oh, we got the memory card. Eli, anything else I need? You're like, no.

Starting point is 00:05:59 No, because I thought you already got the White Claw. So you thought, okay, I'm gonna get the ice. The White Claw was never on me You said white claw You said water and ice You're like I'll stop and get the water and the ice Don't you fucking rub his arm This is called gaslighting

Starting point is 00:06:16 This is what happens This is literally gaslighting I'm wrong and I need to do something Listen I don't usually be the mediator here You can't gang up on the special kid He's right there I need to do something. Listen. Listen. I don't usually be the mediator here. Okay. All right. You can't gang up on the special kid.

Starting point is 00:06:27 All right. He's right there. That's what I'm saying. You can't gang up on the special. Okay. Okay. See? Oh, don't even.

Starting point is 00:06:35 Listen, ethical ambiguous guy. Why are you so aggressive? Playing the race card. Why are you so aggressive? 11 minutes. Race card. 11 minutes. card wire 11 minutes I was recording for surprise it. It came to us true actually he in his university transcripts

Starting point is 00:06:50 I was trying to get a little extra audio in case we needed to cancel rich Can you cancel me no I've been in a lot of videos a lot if you haven't got canceled yet It's because my anger is ambiguous Yet. It's because my anger is ambiguous This guy's funny what a dick but man he makes me chuckle I'm just screaming Chris Chris rocks I'm trying to Michael Scott this you know, but I can't say the full word. No, not Scott's Tots. Remember when Michael Scott got.

Starting point is 00:07:48 Got the bandana? What was it? Bad Mike? No. Prison House Mike. Yep. Prison Mike. Prison Mike.

Starting point is 00:07:55 But you remember when Mike, he couldn't do jokes anymore because he did the Chris Rock routine? And he was like, listen, it wasn't that bad. It was, I was just quoting Chris. And then he just breaks into it. And he says, he drops the bomb that only you can say at this table. I don't even then. As a heated Hispanic, if you wore like more Hispanic-y clothing, you could get away with it. Hispanic-y clothing.

Starting point is 00:08:16 Cholo. Are we talking like a fucking poncho? I do wear chanclas. That's racist. Oh, that's the line. Thank you for having my back. I'm talking about calf high white socks. I didn't say sombrero.

Starting point is 00:08:28 In some black vans. I'm drinking tequila. What do you want from me? I'm talking about. Black vans? Black vans. I'm talking about jean shorts that are past the knee. I'm talking about.

Starting point is 00:08:38 You're a hard white wife beater. I'm talking about Oakland. How low is the bandana? How low is the bandana? You can't even see, fool. You the band even see fool He's not even see the hate because it is blocked up by the haters man. Yo, I say this is what we're talking about I like I got a fucking problem with me white boy. Listen here gringo. It's not a stupid fucking I'm way too white for this table your face looking redder than a fucking fireman. Yeah, see Rojo motherfucker

Starting point is 00:09:03 I got some sort of a red. That's regular Spanish. Hark it up on me. Rojo looking motherfucker. You don't even roll your R's. Rojo. Do you need it? What's the term for white Hispanics? I'm going to start speaking in my Asian accent. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Starting point is 00:09:16 That's just white dude. It's like coconut or something like that. What? Brown on the outside, white on the inside. Brown on the, that's a black person. Oh, baby. There's so many colors. How dare you?

Starting point is 00:09:29 He's limiting himself. Oh yeah, I guess. Coconut makes sense for like. So Rich, how you like in Texas? Batty's like, I'm uncomfortable now. How do we switch the weather? It's not, that's the podcast for Batty for the next 30 minutes. He's like, man, it's gotten colder in Buffalo. Hasn't it?

Starting point is 00:09:47 This video sponsored by roots. It's back on PBS just to make you feel bad about everything that you possibly didn't do. Probably did, but everybody feels awkward when you watched it. Main actor. Reading Rainbow Guy. I can feel like shit.

Starting point is 00:10:11 Take a look at it. Jordy LaForge. No, that's not his real name. That's his Star Trek name. Oh, with the guy with the... Yeah, Jordy LaForge. Same guy. Yeah, I forget his real name.

Starting point is 00:10:20 He was great. Wait, what's it? All right, hold on. I have to stop this. When are we going to start talking about nerd shit? Oh, here. This is in case anybody doesn't know I'm right, hold on. I have to stop this. When are we going to start talking about nerd shit? Oh, here. This is in case anybody doesn't know, I'm not a nerd, but I'm interested in nerd stuff.

Starting point is 00:10:30 Culture? Like culture? Is lore good for nerds? Lore is the right word. I'm proud of you. I feel like lore is the right word. I like that. I have some good cornerstones, and I feel like. What did you do researching this stuff?

Starting point is 00:10:40 I didn't. I asked you. I said. I know. It was like getting on your flight. Oh, no. Weeks. I was ready to prepare. No, know. It was like getting on your flight. Oh, no. Weeks. I was ready to prepare. No, legit. It was a while ago. You legit. It was like a

Starting point is 00:10:50 month ago. I said, yeah. We had an idea. That's a little priority on everything I was trying to do. I'm a little priority. Nobody likes to believe you. Don't touch me now. No means no. You can keep going. I know. I know. Because you're baddie.

Starting point is 00:11:06 I realize a bad boy. Oh, my God. If I touch you, it's going to be the white boy so strong. Look at him laugh, smiling so hot. Now cannot keep straight face. Why is this, Mr. Rich? Okay, don't kill me. Yes, rubbing head.

Starting point is 00:11:23 Throw that way. You're in Buffalo. How about them sabers? I'm the one that always gets people. This is so good. It's great. The guy with the nail. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 00:11:34 He has his toenail painted. Oh, my God. How many know they pay? Right, my family's Filipino. I'm allowed to say Asian-y things. Asian-y things. Hey, to say Asian-y things. Asian-y things. Hey, do the Asian-y accent. Eli, can you be a little more

Starting point is 00:11:50 Asian-y for me? You want me to do an Asian-y accent? All right, here. I'd like to get a new cell phone at Cricket Wireless. That's it. Because there is no Asian sound. It's complete bullshit.

Starting point is 00:12:05 We got to look at that. A little con tear from missing. No, I know how it works. We did a good smack. Don't try to redo it. It's like you're losing your cherry. It's like, you gotta just do it. Look at him.

Starting point is 00:12:14 Look at him. Look at him. Look at him, he's crying. You didn't look at my fucking elbow. I don't wanna look at your elbow. Yeah, okay. See, it sounded way fucking better. That's my tism special super

Starting point is 00:12:25 am i long are rich am i long are for for like never go full retard yeah i'm long yeah you are all the time okay you talk too much right now okay so your no capability that's a big word and hard to do in an accent. I'm laughing at that because of the difficulty to pull that off. It's way easier Japanese. Say that like Japanese accent. That's not Japanese. A Japanese accent and the capabilities you are defining in your life

Starting point is 00:13:01 has been very positive. If three white guys white-ish guys can't make funny accents, we can't. Then where's South Park gonna go? You gonna cancel? How is South Park still on TV? Realistically, how? I think they've defined it.

Starting point is 00:13:20 I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. You ever work with somebody that's just kind of always over the top it i'll tell you why i'll tell you why and animate it i'll tell you why so you ever have you ever work with somebody that's just kind of always over the top so so that person kind of sets the standard for the weirdness that they are so then everybody including the higher ups around them go listen that's just the way that he is now your standard your level is down here and their levels up here i just want to i just want to point out this is the first time we've ever been down here we're never the down here on the scale so thank you for that you're very downs so when you're downs here your trisoma

Starting point is 00:13:56 21 yeah you're down here all right and you start acting a little weird right that change in level that sends everybody going like, what are you doing? You're weird-ish compared to what your norm is. And now we got to step in. Now we're like, oh, there's the line. But if you keep your norm up here, then you can be Norm McDonald all the time. Just some weird guy. I love his voice.

Starting point is 00:14:21 I miss him. Just makes people uncomfortable. He's the best. The white chocolate macadamia cream cold brew from Starbucks is made just the way you like it. Handcrafted cold foam topped with toasted cookie crumble. It's a sweet summer twist on iced coffee. Your cold brew is ready at Starbucks.

Starting point is 00:14:39 I miss him. He was a fucking... Wasn't he on the man show? Yeah. Did he go on the man show? No, it was him in um who was adam carolla adam carolla was the other one that was it yeah adam it was jimmy kimmel adam carolla for a while i remember that okay and jimmy kimmel yeah didn't i not just say jimmy

Starting point is 00:14:57 kimmel and i'm the slow one i'm not gonna lie i was in my head i was thinking like what's your favorite like brand middle 2000s rock band? Is it Downs with the Syndrome? Oh, God. I just made that up. Wake up. Did I smear my poop across the table? I wanted to.

Starting point is 00:15:26 I wanted to. I wanted to. Did I smear poop across the table? I wanted to. Did I poop? It's all about poop. It doesn't change the lyrics. Did you put the cat in the dishwasher? I wanted to.

Starting point is 00:15:38 Did you eat a ball of macaroni? I wanted to. I don't think I trust in this guy. He's drinking all food. Die. Okay. Mr. Rich.

Starting point is 00:15:54 Yeah, I'm sorry. No, you're good. These are the times we get here. I don't know. I want to talk about nerd shit. So you guys could like educate me on the nerd.

Starting point is 00:16:01 That's why that's where we're going to any video. The nerd kingdom. Wait, have you, are you watching? No,'s where we're going to. Any video. The nerd kingdom. Wait. Are you watching? No, we can't even do that. Video games? Have you been playing anything right now? I'm waiting for God of War Ragnarok to come out.

Starting point is 00:16:13 I'm actually playing. I've never beat the original. I'm playing through it right now. Oh, it's so good. Oh, boy. Fucking what? Boy. Oh, I thought you said boring.

Starting point is 00:16:20 Boy. Boy. Boy. Dude, that's all the scenes where he's just like reaching to his son but won't interact. I'm like. It's so good. Oh, I'm a dad and this hurts my fucking feelings. Because I just picture it.

Starting point is 00:16:34 That mission would suck way more if it was right in. It was what? My son. Because you want to touch your kid? I was like, dirty. I don't want to go in the snow. I'm like, I don't. We got to make this fucking journey. Where's mommy? I was like, Dirty, I don't want to go in the snow. I'm like, I don't fucking, we got to make this fucking journey.

Starting point is 00:16:45 Where's mommy? I was like, I told you, bro. Like she died. Fucking at the beginning of the goddamn day. We're just, please follow. We buried her. Where's my bow at? I'm like, where the fuck did you lose it at, man?

Starting point is 00:16:57 What is it? It's at the house. We are up the fucking mountainside riding. It's on your chest riding. Damn it. You can feel the string. Oh, Dirty, I found my bow. That's fucking great, kid. mountainside riding what it's on your chest riding damn it you can feel the string oh dirty i found my bow that's fucking great he's not fighting or helping you're like you're like battling with like

Starting point is 00:17:11 the the stone orcs and he's just like he's like shoot him you're like like that's what he's doing around's making YouTube videos of cars already He's just drawing Dude the fucking my boss battles would be getting him on my back to just climb shit. Yeah, but just hold on Please just stop. He's like right now You're fighting what's the first Antagonist name not Thor. Oh, the brother. Yeah, the brother. No, no, no. It's What's-Her-Face's son

Starting point is 00:17:50 that she protects. It's not Loki, because his son turns out to be Loki. Spoiler. Ruin the game for everybody. It's been two years. If you didn't play it during COVID, fucking suck a dick. Has it been old?

Starting point is 00:18:06 Is it two years or older? 2020 at least shit. Yeah. I mean, when it came out in 2019, I know I started playing it during COVID. Cause I was like, I've got time to kill. What do I do?

Starting point is 00:18:14 All right. This has got really good reviews. Let me try it out. And it's, it's fucking phenomenal. Let me tell you what, I think I said this before. I love a game with a great storyline.

Starting point is 00:18:23 Balder. Balder. So he fights. Balder. So like you're fighting balder and then your son's just kind of like so dude hide under the it's like dad a giant and you're just like fucking shoot it what do anything do anything he's just like goes up to what's her face and it's just like getting a hug thanks a real tough day i'm only getting worse i'm tuckered out that's such a good game because it is the as you say it's the story that's why i love you played um last of us i played the first to last of us. That's the last one you need to play. I hated it. Oh, really? I hated the storyline.

Starting point is 00:19:10 I hated how it ended. I hated the gameplay. Really? I thought it was all complete garbage. I thought it was one of those video games that gets so uber realistic that it's absolute trash. Go on. I was just saying it's him, not me. No, it's me. I hate it. I think the last of us is absolute trash go on i was just saying it's him not me that was me i hate it i think the last bus is absolute trash garbage i think at the end of the okay so let's just talk this is this is new this is not yeah it's crap i hated all of it i thought it was way too long

Starting point is 00:19:38 i thought it dragged on the only person that i liked was the fat drunk guy that gave him weapons also lord of the ring return of the king fucking, Lord of the Ring, Return of the King, fucking garbage. Off of the movie. You're just going in, just lighting up all the good. I like those. Last of Us is universally loved. Now, number two was the... Some people loved it, some people didn't. Yeah, it was Vince.

Starting point is 00:19:56 All right, so let me tell you, what part of realist, was it the monsters or the decay? I thought the monsters were interesting. All right, so... The clickers. You know what? Maybe I'm shitting on the game too much, but I thought the monsters were interesting. All right. So, you know what? Maybe I'm shitting on the game too much, but I will not back down from saying that the ending was trash. Really? The ending was absolute trash.

Starting point is 00:20:14 So, you have built up to this moment. Spoilers, which is fucking last of us. You can't. You've built up to this moment where now the guy who has been slowly, like, changing because of the female character. Right? He's a turd. What's his name? Joel.

Starting point is 00:20:30 Joel. So what's the female's name? Bitch. All right, cool. So Joel is, like, getting his heart warmed by the bitch. I'm sorry, Ashley Johnson. We love you. There you go.

Starting point is 00:20:39 I don't know a lot about nerd shit, but I know about nerd shit. Does that make sense? I'm liking this. Look at this. It's five minutes of I'll be trying to get into the game. So Joel and Elliot Ness

Starting point is 00:20:51 Rooster Cogburn You're just saying words now. These guys have no meaning. So when Master Chief and Elliot ran into each other Kevin Costner. He's got gills. Waterworld.

Starting point is 00:21:09 Waterworld. Waterworld. I love Waterworld. Such a good movie. Underrated. Underrated. Hold on. We've got a lot of levels.

Starting point is 00:21:17 Waterworld is up here. Waterworld's good, but last of us is garbage. Trash. You don't like garbage. How do you like the script? You don't like Waterworld? No. That is is such a great movie we'll come back to this okay people need to know people need to know why why the last of us is trash so you go through this whole building of the world fighting for each other he loses his like girlfriend in the beginning to Elliot. And, and so he's like, all right, cool.

Starting point is 00:21:46 He's, he's becoming more emotional, more emotionally dependent, more caring, more soft in this hard world. And you're like, wow, amazing. And I understand why they make this decision at the very end, which is Elliot, the female character. Sure. It's her names in the game is ellie ellie and joel okay ellie it is ellie so ellie so ellie is unconscious getting like jabbed and stuff by this uh doctor yep trying to use her joel has like transported her to and carried to and had this emotional journey all the way to states by the way this is states i

Starting point is 00:22:26 forget how far the journey is yeah it's a lot they end up could you imagine walking states yeah in washington it would be the fuck because it's like oregon washington right i mean i don't know if you would walk the west coast it's gorgeous yeah until you're walking the fucking west coast and you're like great i got this mountain range to go over. It's raining. It's 50 degrees out. Party of Donner. Have you heard of us? So they ate each other. Not in a sexy way.

Starting point is 00:22:52 I don't know. I mean, maybe somebody from a sexy way. People are really into him. We're going to watch this. I just want you to play the last of us, and then you can leave. I just want to take some photos. So it comes to this crescendo, right? It comes to this

Starting point is 00:23:09 crescendo of Elliot and Joel. Whatever. Fucking dude and chick. That's why I hate the game because some of your fans are annoying as shit. So they come to this crescendo of like do I now make the ultimate sacrifice which is going to be heartbreaking for me because he's built all this way up with this female character

Starting point is 00:23:34 yeah tough decisions damn or does he just say fuck it and ruin all of the shit he just built up to and then screw the rest of the world and be selfish again and instead i see what decision you made the difficult decision and still growing as a person and opening his heart up and showing everybody the evolution of this character he goes regress i'm gonna save this bitch and let the whole rest of the world burn. And that's it. That's what I chose. Fuck you. What's that?

Starting point is 00:24:09 That's the right choice. No, I know how to get through. No, this is. No, I see where your point is, though. How many kids do you have? Zero. It wasn't his kid. It was a random bitch on the side of the road.

Starting point is 00:24:23 He adopted her. You could pick up a hooker on the side of the road and kill her without giving a shit. It's the same thing Well, I think that journey is a lot less Well for you five minutes is five minutes, but what if you have a conversation? Okay five minutes Let's just calm down if me and you are journeying across the fucking country and i'm holding your hand i'm like, whoa, bro We save each other and then like I to kill rich in order to save humanity. You let you meet. I would look at you in the eyes and be like,

Starting point is 00:24:50 um, fuck, save my organs, bro. Well, when Elliot taco this morning, I'd look at you. I'd look at you and I would sell you.

Starting point is 00:24:59 How do you not like that? Joel, despite everything he's been through, chooses to save Ellie? Because it takes away everything. No, it doesn't. The world loses everything. Literally, that world.

Starting point is 00:25:12 He saves his little bit of humanity. But he doesn't save the rest of humanity. Fuck humanity. He saved his. That's the point. No, it's not. Oh, you're such a fucking small-minded turd. Yeah, I am.

Starting point is 00:25:23 You would get caught in a rat trap if there was cheese on it. You'd be like, wait a second. That looks good. I should go for the easy win. Sometimes, I don't know if you know this, life is hard and there's hard decisions to make. Or once the world's already ended, because let's be real, it was over. It wasn't over. It was over.

Starting point is 00:25:44 There were people. He literally met people and made friends along the way. Yeah most of them he killed a lot of all those doctors did die real gangster like you're right we should kill all the smart ones and then see how we end up it sounds great i love it is it 1942 or i mean i get both sides. Cause it's like, he lost his fucking daughter at the beginning. Right. And he lost that. So his humanity was like, fuck this.

Starting point is 00:26:12 It got instilled in new. And he's like, I don't give a fuck about this girl. It's like, I don't care. And then they started building that relationship. And then it is that exact same situation. I understand what you're saying.

Starting point is 00:26:22 I'm going to put this. I do. I do. I'm going to put this in a way that I think you can better understand. From my point of view, right? Have you played? You guys have, I'm assuming. Have you guys paid child support?

Starting point is 00:26:37 Kids are expensive. Ellie's going to cost a lot of money. You know how much foreman you need to do to pick up for that one scraggly bitch and ain't done ain't done shot nobody but like hey i got a fucking slingshot now all of a sudden she's like your number one boo fuck that bitch okay so let me put this in a way that you might understand hit me barney style drills aren't have you have you played halo yes okay we've all played halo yep ro. Did you not have a huge emotional connection when master chief died? He never died.

Starting point is 00:27:11 Never died. He will hold on at the, at that point at that moment in like Halo three, he died, right? Everybody for Intel infinite reach, infinite reach or whatever, or infinity.

Starting point is 00:27:22 I think it was the prequel. That's why I said infinity. So, but anyway, it was like Halo 3. And you're like, you get off the mountain or you drive around, you get off, and then the world explodes and you end up dying, right? And then everybody was... Master Chief died.

Starting point is 00:27:38 He was thrown off by the... What's a guy on the ship? He was chucked off by the big... Hold on. Do you not remember the end scene? I think it was Halo 3, where it was the end scene of the video game, and there's Master Chief's fucking photo

Starting point is 00:27:49 on the tail end of the ship, and all the other people that died in the battle. He finally destroyed the rings. Master Chief died. He didn't die. Yeah, he didn't die, because then they had the brute war. The brutes took over,

Starting point is 00:28:01 because then they were fighting. After that video game, I'm saying before there were video games afterwards. I know. I've read all the book series, too. We all knew he didn't die. When does fast grocery delivery through Instacart matter most? When your famous grainy mustard potato salad isn't so famous without the grainy mustard.

Starting point is 00:28:19 When the barbecue's lit, but there's nothing to grill. When the in-laws decide that, actually, they will stay for dinner. Instacart has all your groceries covered this summer. When you come in and you try to nerd with us. But did you not feel a stronger connection? Did you not feel like your soul was taken out of you? Because the main character, the good guy died. Hold on. First of all, you're out of a piece of shit. You're going to come in and be like, hey, you know that connection you made falsely?

Starting point is 00:29:00 Because I'm making up some of my own lore right now. I didn't make up lore. He died in the video game. In the video game, he did. And then he came back. Then they did prequels and ruined everything. Darth Vader cut off Bilbo's hand. Did you just say the prequels ruined?

Starting point is 00:29:13 Oh, was Reach better than any of the original Halo series? Reach was amazing. Right. Reach was really good. I pushed back on that too. Really? All right, dude. My first Halo was Halo 2.

Starting point is 00:29:26 That was a good one. Not one? This? Yeah. Where's my... That was a good one. All right. I didn't look your level either.

Starting point is 00:29:33 I am so mad right now. Do Halo? Okay. Fucking... Reach was so good. Dude, right now I'm so pumped because I can talk about fucking... Wait, what time is it, buddy? We got to add read to do.

Starting point is 00:29:44 We can't... Oh, hurry up up and then that way they're hooked onto this what are you doing snap reads what are you snapping at i'm trying to get you to start to like literally just do anything at this point in time just if you can keep talking fluck we'll edit this part out no you won't i want luck to leave this i want everybody to see the panic in your face as you try to scroll through your emails bad when master chief died he did die did you know that at the moment yes ah then you're a fucking total nerd you're bigger than i am look at me see but you know what you didn't get to enjoy the game as much as i did

Starting point is 00:30:14 you didn't get to enjoy that moment as much as i did i was heartbroken i was devastated for like a week it was like watching the notebook you ever watch a notebook yes yeah and weren't you like married oh god they're both dead and oh my god this was such a toxic relationship the entire like when i watch a notebook it's like biggest therapy and all that i look at that relationship i'm right you had therapy because the notebook These people are really toxic relationships. Oh, I thought it was like... See, that's why you're both like mentally stunted. You're both mentally stunted. That's what it is.

Starting point is 00:30:52 You're emotionally and mentally stunted. Because I went to a therapist? Yeah, because you looked at the notebook, a beautiful telling of a love story through one man's eyes who wouldn't give up, and you're like, oh, she's a bitch. We fought like... That's not realistic. We fought like love, and they're like,

Starting point is 00:31:03 you dumb bitch, I fucking love you. I love you too, and they're like you're dumb bitch i fucking love you i love you too and they're running kissing fuck you sorry i didn't communicate effectively well fuck you bitch i wrote you a lot of letters my family hates yours and yours hates mine i bought you this house without telling you let me tell you something fella all right kissing plus rain equals love forever in the movie don't touch me my husband that I was just about to marry. His jizzy husband. She loved him in the beginning. I mean, it's not that hard to leave a marriage. I'm not going to lie.

Starting point is 00:31:29 Who is this? Like your third one? How many tattoo cover-ups do you have with all these bitches? None. It's just. Okay. That one. I see one.

Starting point is 00:31:40 Well, that does not use a movie. Could you finish that one before you get another one? No. I can't. I got to finish. Could you finish that one before you get another one? No. I can't. I got to finish. Will, I need help. I've never, ever supported a full blackout tattoo. Stop.

Starting point is 00:31:52 Man, you're close. Rich. It's like. This is way better entertainment. Read the ad, Eli. Wait, do we have him a reader? No, read the fucking ad. I can read an ad. It's like, wait, do we have him or read it? No, you read the fucking ad.

Starting point is 00:32:09 I can read an ad. You can read the second one. Cause there's two. No, this one. Oh, this one actually, we're actually speaking about therapy therapy. This actually makes the best time.

Starting point is 00:32:18 So, uh, this show and episode is sponsored by better help therapy online. You're fucking with me. That's right. I swear to god this is uh this is actually part of this fluck you can do this read it i know i got this is a big ass email that i'm cutting i love it when he describes the ad he does this every time

Starting point is 00:32:36 mandatory disclaimer okay we got that fluck keep that part in we're not therapists not a script put in your own words this is not a script this is my real feelings host ad lib talk about you a time you wish life came with the user manual then transition one time there was three friends read the the app. Okay, I'm fucking fine. We're giving 988 a lot of... That's the suicide hotline. 998? 998. 998? 998?

Starting point is 00:33:11 99... Try them both. You're in a desperate time. Start hitting nine and a bunch of numbers. 992? Just not 911. Well, you can hit 911. Hit 911.

Starting point is 00:33:20 They'll help you out. Did you see that video? The truck. The truck, dude. I'm teared up. Did you see that video? The truck. And the guy comes over. He's crying. I'm teared up. That hurt me, dude. That hurt.

Starting point is 00:33:29 Broke my heart. That was a good cop. It's one of those times where the humanity of policing and what we actually deal with is shown. I don't have my body camera on all the time. And one time I stopped a black kid who was 18. It was the first time getting pulled over. And he was scared shitless. And I was like, dude, like you almost T-boned me because I have the green light. And I know you thought you were going to get a green light

Starting point is 00:33:54 because you saw me going at the intersections complicated. And so I already knew how I already knew how he fucked up. And so when I stopped him, um, uh, he was scared shitless. And I was like, dude, calm down. I was like, you almost hit me, but it's okay. You didn was scared shitless. And I was like, dude, calm down. I was like, you almost hit me, but it's okay. You didn't. And I talked to him for a little bit. And he's like, it's my first time getting pulled over. I'm like, cool, man.

Starting point is 00:34:13 Let me introduce myself. I'm Officer High. This is what you did wrong. This is what I like to do. I like to tell people and educate them on what they did wrong. And if you take the education that I'm giving you, then all you do is walk away with some more education i go but if you ignore it then i'll give you a ticket but you're a good kid you're in your mom's car or his car his mom's insurance whatever yeah and i was like you know you have a nice day and we talked a little bit back and forth and i fucking almost cried when

Starting point is 00:34:35 i back when i went back to the car because he was like i'm like this is the first time i ever got pulled over and i heard a lot of bad things and i was really scared and like you you're the nicest cop ever and I was You had fucking you're readjusting your name for the first time you're like happy cop And, and then, and then somebody flipped me off and beeped the horn. I'm like, no, no, no,

Starting point is 00:35:08 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Starting point is 00:35:22 no, no, no, no, read it okay everyone so there is no actual read on this one this is it's all going to be internal so okay better help therapy online better help therapy therapy online yep better help this episode is brought to you by better help therapy online now uh life actually doesn't have a manual or a way to get unstuck therapy therapy therapy i talk about this all the time like especially anyone else we were just talking about this uh this is actually something near and dear to my heart

Starting point is 00:35:51 therapy helps you communicate it it helps all your relationships from friendships businesses uh romantic that is how you get through life learning to communicate with your partner with your friends with your business and uh partners and yourself and yourself if you can communicate with yourself you get really far in life that is why it's so dang important to do therapy i preach it you guys know if you watch my stream i always talk about that that is the coming back from iraq pts, all that dumb shit, learning, it's, I mean, all that stuff I've went through, it is part of it. Learning therapy gives you the tools you need to succeed at life. If you have a problem, it is not a negative thing.

Starting point is 00:36:37 Therapy, unfortunately, has this stigma with the male audience, and I don't know why. I do know why, because military, everything else is like. Don't go to sick hall. Don't do therapy. That's for pussies. It's all that dumb shit. That inhibits you. Go to therapy. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:36:50 If you are building a house. You know what you need? Tools. Strong foundation. And a relationship. Anything. You need that foundation. How do you build that foundation?

Starting point is 00:37:01 With tools. With a tool belt. How do you get that? That's what therapy is part of. It is giving you the tools in order to better yourself and then better the relationships with the individuals around you. Yes. Think about that. That is all it takes. And it'll make you a better person. It makes everyone a better person because then you can give those tools to your friends if they're in a time of need or in a dark spot and that is super important so

Starting point is 00:37:25 i will close it out now with this part that i can't know because i didn't see the closer uh close this part out uh call to action okay this is the part i do know it's like eli improv got you all day long. Part of script. Okay, hold on. Oh, that's me. I can't remember words. I write down my own shit and I can't remember. I agree. It's bettertherapy.com slash unsub.

Starting point is 00:37:50 No, got it. It says get unstuck with BetterHelp and then learn more and save 10% off your first month of therapy at betterhelp.com slash unsub. That's betterhelp.com slash unsub for 10% off. That was my first unfunny ad read because usually- That was a serious one. I'm proud of you. Usually it's betterhelp.com slash unsub for 10% off. That was my first unfunny ad read. That was a serious one. I'm proud of you. Usually it's like this.

Starting point is 00:38:09 It wasn't his first. Oh, no. Good. Like, usually I'm like this. I'm like, okay, we got to do this. That was his first good one. Oh. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:38:17 Out of all of them? I thought it was your first. It wasn't your first unfunny one. I was shitting on you. Oh, thank you. Rich. I wish you weren't bald. I just like looking at you.

Starting point is 00:38:28 Okay, back to why fucking Halo and you don't know shit about it. Hold on. I'm just like, I wish you had a full head of fucking hair. I used to. I don't know what I'm assuming you did. I'd wear a wig. I wouldn't look like you, but I had a really nice mohawk. Well, I'm not jealous.

Starting point is 00:38:45 I just remember the days that it used to be like that. I still get laid, but I would get laid by a higher caliber of people. Really? Men and women included, if I had a head of hair. Luckily, I've got a nice bald head. You do have a good bald head. Thank you. You get a lot of white girls right now, right? What's that? White girls.

Starting point is 00:39:01 No, I don't discriminate. Luckily, I've got enough to hang with the dark-skinned ones. Oh. That's Mexicans? Oh, no. That's a lot of people. That's Blacks. Filipinos?

Starting point is 00:39:13 Where's my Nubian Queens at? That's right. I see you. Nubian? Nubian. Nubian. I've never, what? You've never heard that?

Starting point is 00:39:20 Nubian Queens? I've heard that. I got you. Black Queens? Nubian? Yes. It's an older term that people used to bring up all the time, but Do you not know this word?

Starting point is 00:39:31 No, I keep all n-words out of my Oh my God! Okay, so the last of a hello to how to make two white people uncomfortable. It's Oh, fuck! how to make two white people uncomfortable it's he just set us up we just walked out on the plank and then and then we jumped you just flew away

Starting point is 00:39:58 we just put the noose on and a rope lowered from the ceiling no No, don't say that. Not with what we're talking about. See that's what people can't get away with. You can't just start saying, lowering a rope if you say no. He's not white. I'm so mad he's not white. No, you're the white.

Starting point is 00:40:18 He's not. I didn't say, okay, I did say it. You're blaming Banny for it. Banny, how can you say that joke? He said the rope. I don't know who. All right, never mind. Huh, hello.

Starting point is 00:40:28 I'd like to speak on behalf of myself. Who? Who are you? For audio listeners. Holy shit. It's one in a million moment where I don't have words to describe the amount of how I don't want to be here-ish. Owie. This is what hurt my heart.

Starting point is 00:40:49 I just associate myself from all these people. I showed up here on a whim. This was supposed to be a vacation. You just checked out. Shut up, Eli. I am trying to explain to the people out here watching why I'm not you. It's the skin color.

Starting point is 00:41:08 Anywho. Same. Hard wipe. Video games. Halo. Master Chief's dead. If you don't put a fucking rainbow happiness trans flag for that hard wipe, you're missing out as an editor. I hope he keeps everything.

Starting point is 00:41:27 It's like, and it's all the sounds playing it once. Holy fuck. Okay. I got to collect myself right now. Do you? I'm not used to you being speechless. So to catch you off guard, you're just like. Oh, no, no, no, no no no no i had a lot of

Starting point is 00:41:46 things to say i just had to try and choose between the many of them that were flowing through my brain the main one being uh the other one being oh no no oh oh no oh oh oh, no. That was most of it. I broke a chair. And the last one was SR. The last one was. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.

Starting point is 00:42:14 Stop resisting. Private potato. No, the last one. Yeah, the last one was. Oh, no. How do I separate myself from the incoming racist tweets that I'm going to get? Am I going to be canceled? Oh, God, I can't get canceled again.

Starting point is 00:42:31 It's going to be me and J.P. Spears just talking in a YouTube commercial. I missed you so much, buddy. You are my spirit. I like this. You make me feel buddy. You are my, you're my spirit. I like this. You, you make me feel normal. You know that? Thank you. Oh shit.

Starting point is 00:42:51 You know what? It's really bad. It's that's not the first time I've gotten that from my weird folks. Like, yeah, like weird, weird dudes. Then I'll, we link up and we have a good time and then they'll be like, wow, you're extra. Thanks for, thanks for bringing me back to earth. I appreciate you. Oh, I love one. Is for bringing me back to earth. I appreciate you. Oh, I love one.

Starting point is 00:43:07 Is that a Blanco? I'll just do this. Do a shot of that. Yeah, I got you. I'll just drink from the bottle. You just drink from the bottle? Fucking pussy. There's about two in there.

Starting point is 00:43:15 Yeah, but you won't do one with us. This is cool. I'm just looking. Does he not understand that I'm doing one with you? You're not measured out at the same time. My autism is going hard. There are very few things that you can be certain of in life, but you can always be sure the sun will rise each morning. You can bet your bottom dollar that you'll always need air to breathe and

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Starting point is 00:44:13 How did you guess the shirt? You said tism touch. I know, but that's great. What else would you think that means? I hate to say this, Eli, but you are... Tismed. No, no, no, no, no. I was going to say I can

Starting point is 00:44:25 read minds. What's it called when you can see what the person's doing in the future because they're easily readable? Fucking stupid. Yeah, there we go. That's good. You're fucking stupid? You're being fucking stupid. I like that.

Starting point is 00:44:42 Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Oh, that was a good one. So it is a tism touch. It is the Adam and God touching like this, I think, or that. The creation of man. He already described

Starting point is 00:44:58 that. Yeah, he's doing it again. Okay. Just pretend. And it says tism touch and it's all in colors. All the proceeds go to Because he's on the spectrum? All the proceeds go to Autism Awareness Charity, a non-profit. One of the biggest ones.

Starting point is 00:45:14 So it was all raised for Be careful. If Brett Favre is a part of that, that money may not be going where you think it is. I'm just saying. Damn it. You might be like, hey, we're going to support autism. And then all of a sudden, there's a softball field in Florida.

Starting point is 00:45:31 For autistic kids. No, for bitches. He's texting them. The kids don't play softball. They play t-ball. They don't like to go outside or make contact. Eye contact. Any kind of contact. Well, baseball's not a contact sport, so it's perfect.

Starting point is 00:45:45 Well, you gotta look. You gotta make eye contact with the ball. Oh, yeah. They're like looking at all that shit up there. I would throw a googly on a ball. Just throw it. I would just spray paint a little squirrely on there. And then they're like, squirrel, pow.

Starting point is 00:45:59 And then that's a base hit. Is that what autistic kids like? Hitting squirrels? I don't know. You're the one making fun of them, not me. I'm just trying to play along here. You're the one that's a dad to one, and you've got it. And then I'm just trying to be nice

Starting point is 00:46:12 and have a conversation with everybody. And then you're like, oh, are you a piece of shit? Like, no, man. What the fuck are you saying? You like my hitting squirrels? I'm eating what you're feeding me. I'm eating what you're feeding me. I said eyeballs.

Starting point is 00:46:23 Hey, Rich, how about them bills lately, man? They're fucking crushing it. Thank you. I'm so happy. You have a fucking bad sports. What do we do? This is a nerd podcast. Are you talking about football?

Starting point is 00:46:32 Oh, really? Yes. Dude, you bad. You shut the fuck up. This is a fucking nerd. Ready for this? Tell me more. I'm a Dallas fan.

Starting point is 00:46:38 Oh, God. No, but listen. Listen, Rich. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Trey, but Emma Smith. That's when you came on, right, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Trey. But Emma Smith. That's when you came on, right?

Starting point is 00:46:47 Yeah. You fucking. What am I supposed to do? I have to deal with Tony Romo. I get it. Amazing caster, by the way. Actually, you know what? I really like Tony Romo as a caster.

Starting point is 00:46:55 Wonderful caster. Beautiful at reading the plays. Absolutely. Not a great quarterback. You know what? I'm going to say it. You're like my friend. Shout out.

Starting point is 00:47:04 Steve Kokum's random guy. You're Steve, but he's a great guy. And, and Steve was one of my best friends growing up and he loved the 49ers. And that's because there was Steve Young. And, and, oh my God, why am I blanking on his wide receiver? Handsome, tall, medium skinned, black man. Always has the hoop earring. Randy Moss.

Starting point is 00:47:24 Wasn't he with the 49ers? No, no, no. He was with the Vikings. He was with the Vikings. From Rivia. Oh, my God. How am I forgetting him? Joel.

Starting point is 00:47:31 Joel. Yeah, that's his name. That's the name of the guy that played for the 49ers. Joel. One name. He just puts on his jersey. What a jizz. Joel.

Starting point is 00:47:42 You're such a jizz. Oh, my God. He was so great. Eric're such a jizz. Oh my God. He was so, he was so great. Eric Maltz was Buffalo. Randy Moss was thing. Oh my God. Not Emmitt Smith.

Starting point is 00:47:51 Um, Oh my gosh. How am I blanking on this 49ers wide receiver? That was a stud. Jerry Rice. Jerry Rice. Thank you. Jerry Rice.

Starting point is 00:48:02 I'm here. So he grew up with Steve Young and Jerry Rice and like, just, just crushing it, throwing dimes, having a great time. Thank you. Jerry Rice. I'm here. So he grew up with Steve Young and Jerry Rice and like just crushing it, throwing dimes, having a great time. For sure. And like we grew up at the same time. So we were just, we were too late to really appreciate the 90s Bills who went to four Super Bowls and lost all of them. Every single one of them.

Starting point is 00:48:19 Every single one of them. Two of them back to back, correct? What's that? Two of them back to back. All four of them. Were you the only one back to back? Yeah, we went to 90, 90, 90, 91, 92, 93, if I'm not mistaken.

Starting point is 00:48:29 I thought one was separated. My bad. Okay. No, we went four times in a row, which is a record. And we also lost all four in a row, which is another record. I love the Bills Mafia. Oh, yeah. And then after that, we had like one or two playoff appearances. And then we just decided, well, you know, what if we just never make it to the playoffs

Starting point is 00:48:47 again? Well, no, no. Well, I mean, like we, we thought that that was a possibility, but we didn't focus on the negative. Okay. We took, took the negative made into a positive. We said, what if we just got drunk and a really good time in football because we're not playing it.

Starting point is 00:48:59 Jump through tables. So let's make it a fun time. So we've got Pinto Ron who does the mustard and the ketchup all over his body. I don't like that guy. Before every game. Don't like that guy. Well, you don't? No, I've seen a lot of that guy.

Starting point is 00:49:10 Why? He uses a lot of mustard and ketchup on his body. I'm just not a... That's the point. I know, but I don't like that. He does shots out of bowling balls. Yeah. You do a shot out of a bowling ball,

Starting point is 00:49:17 and you get to pick it up as high as you can, and you throw it down into the ground. I don't like any of this. It's destructive. All the things you're saying, I hate. We got a guy that makes pizza out of a filing cabinet. Okay, that I kind of like. Delicious. Is it? Barstool Sports gave it a 7.9 or maybe an 8.2. I forgot.

Starting point is 00:49:30 It was a really high score. I mean, that... Anything over a 4, I'm going to eat. Filing cabinet pizza. Anything over a 3, I'm going to eat. It was delicious. I ate two. And then I've got a fire truck that I turned into a tailgate mobile. Is that still a thing? Oh, yeah. It's very much a thing. Not motivational. What did you call it?

Starting point is 00:49:45 Morale response vehicle. There it is. Did you say C? The MRV. That's right. Yeah. I don't talk about a lot. I just check out when sports starts being talked about. Which is odd for something that's like constant action moving across the screen. You'd think he'd pick up on it none zero

Starting point is 00:50:08 I like he's talking about you got a memory anime anime Boxing oh you ready for a full circle fucking comment it brings us right back to the beginning of the animu Thanks a lot for not giving me any homework you dickhead I could have watched an anime and told you how I felt about it. But instead, I'm sitting here just stroking my dick to the remembrance of Sailor Moon. Rich, okay. This is what I need you to do.

Starting point is 00:50:32 I'm just glad I have to be dad and be like, hey, sorry you can't Google top five animes to ever watch. I don't know which one's the worst or the best. I don't know. Listen, hold on. I love you. You're a handsome man. Shut the fuck up, man. I don't know. Listen, hold on. I love you. Shut the fuck up, Pat. I'm telling you, I respect you.

Starting point is 00:50:48 I respect you. I'm just letting you know, once I say this, it's going to change everything. Just wait one second. Let me say this real quick. You're responsible. You know what's the best or the worst, and you could have told me what was going on. You could have been like, I want Rich to be pissed off at the shittiest anime ever, or I want Rich to fall in love with the thing that i fall in love with you had the dichotomy you are the last of us one and

Starting point is 00:51:09 you shit on it another call back go on rich yeah so you have a little bit of time here you're gonna be in texas for a minute right yeah okay and you're gonna be hanging out with the boys filming possibly again wink maybe yeah maybe tomorrow possibly yeah don't let them know that there's gonna be another one of me if it's if there's like a lot of space even if there's not it's more fun to tell them like there's gonna be another one and it'll never happen because they'll ask for it um flux punch in flux punch in one more time it's flux there's no s why do you call them flux flux and luck it's like the way you don't fuck with an l no it's it's like you're fucking lucky.

Starting point is 00:51:45 Flux. With the Flux. I've had a couple of shots. It's not a Flux capacitor. Like, Doc Brown ain't saving you from this one, buddy. 1.21 gigawatts. Thank you. Thank you.

Starting point is 00:51:54 Thank you. The number's off, but I feel like the voice is pretty close. I need you to watch one anime. But, like, that's the thing. You've got to tell me. I'm ready. You ready? Okay.

Starting point is 00:52:03 Called Food Wars. You're starting on Food Wars? wars oh i've heard about this it's it's like this um cooking competition anime and they're like super into making the most delicious dish yes and it's and it's like um it's almost like anime action like fight series but instead of fights it's them cutting up food yeah straight up it is i need i just i heard a lot of good things about it i was just like okay wait right now i want to know if you guys text each other no okay i'm gonna fuck with eli no i'm gonna suggest something you watch the entire thing play it off like you don't know i'm gonna say something and then you're gonna be like oh with the main character's name is shut the fuck up i don't know if i said it if i said shut the fuck up. I don't know if I said it before we were recording.

Starting point is 00:52:47 I don't know if I said it while we were recording, but I know I said it. I don't know anything about nerd stuff, but I know a lot about nerd stuff. Meaning, I don't know any of the specifics, but the amount of- You got the broad strokes. I know all the social media,

Starting point is 00:53:00 whenever something's like a big thing in social media and it's a public craze, all the accounts that I follow that touches on, um, pop culture. I, I know I pick up the major jokable, the big, like, you know, what is it about? I like it. Yeah. I stay relevant so I can make a, make fun about the things that everybody knows about without really knowing about them. So that's, that's how I know about it.

Starting point is 00:53:26 Why did I just describe how the sausage was made? Not needed. Cut that out. Absolutely useless. 30 seconds of me talking. I need two episodes of Food Wars out of you, okay? Two episodes of Food Wars. You want to send me two?

Starting point is 00:53:38 Or should I watch like season one, episode one and two together? Yeah, one and two. The one then two. How long are they? 22 minutes an episode are they like dragon ball z or it's like a whole bunch of like oh my god they cut the spaghetti i'm just saying to mixture dragon ball z is way worse at dragging on drag on you'll see you'll you'll get the gist of it okay in the first few episodes that just moved and fell that was

Starting point is 00:54:04 terrifying because it fell. It's fine. Yeah, you'll get the broad strokes, if you will. The strokes will be very... You'll get them. I'm really good at strokes. I know. And you'll get them. You just sit there.

Starting point is 00:54:21 This episode should be the biggest. Everybody in our audience, if you haven't watched Food Wars Dude Food Wars is good If I want Don't you dare Demon Slayer Yes absolutely

Starting point is 00:54:33 Oh yeah I did watch Meat Canyon's version of Demon Slayer It's spot on He's a demon He's a demon Water sword attack Oh god Help me Hold your face she's crammed in the box please help me please but can you just give me like a a quick you guys had me canyon here oh

Starting point is 00:54:56 we've been on the episode i've listened i've said it we got i'm gonna say it again i'm super proud of where this podcast has come i originally came here because I felt obligated because you're friends of mine. And I'm like, listen, I want my friends to succeed. And now I see you. You've got 100,000 followers. The flag's over there, guy. And it's your house. Bald heads in the way.

Starting point is 00:55:20 Idiot. And I'm going to give you a compliment. You can't even take it. We got a new studio and i know let me finish complimenting you okay go on you said i'm done that was it you're doing great i'm so proud of you great grand wonderful everybody on the bus billion views like years ago and what a billion views years ago I don't think I've cost a billion views. I'm pretty sure you just made up a brilliant lie.

Starting point is 00:55:48 Okay, a new lie that is going to go down in internet history as a lie. 1.2 billion views. 1.2 billion. That's a lot. I wouldn't be here. I'd be making my own. You'd fly a jet. Do you know how desperate I am to be on this podcast.

Starting point is 00:56:08 This is the lowest port of my life. I'm here. I have a million followers. We usually pay our guests to come out. He's the first one that flew out on his own. The numbers haven't been good this month. Can I just be on the show? I didn't say it like that.

Starting point is 00:56:21 Sorry. You text it like that. I said, can I, if I fly out there and I pay my ticket and I get an Uber and I just show up. And I just show up. Is it cool if I, you know, maybe like stick around. This is a wonderful time for our next ad read, Eli. This is also for get help. No, it's not.

Starting point is 00:56:44 I need get help. Get help. Who owns gethelp.com, it's not. I need get help. Get help. Who owns gethelp.com? Are you guys like him? Yeah. Are you like me? Are you sad? Do you have a group of friends that are around you that completely let you down every time you talk to them?

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Starting point is 00:57:44 He did a meat canyon run. Did you see that? That was aGaming Ontario. What did you just do? He did a meat canyon run. Did you see that? That was a meat canyon run. What did you just do? No, that was a meat canyon run. Superman doesn't run like that. Ooh, Superman doesn't run like that. What are you doing?

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Starting point is 00:59:20 unsub in order to become a lord or a lady and get your established title I've seen enough commercials. I watch way too much youtube. I know all about it. I was like wait I usually do Wait, has he done this? It's a project based on historic Scottish customs where landowners refer to as lads and lords and ladies. I'm sorry, I'm done. I usually do Deckard Cain's voice.

Starting point is 00:59:49 It's based off of an established... Ah, shit, what's it called? I don't know. Established titles? It's based off of... No, no, no, no. It's based off of a historical shenanigan where lords and ladies were given the title based on their land ownership. But now you can own a square footage of land

Starting point is 01:00:05 in Scotland or the United Kingdom with established titles. Be a lord or a lady. Oh, you just pissed off a lot of people. I don't know what I said. Real quick, what is your title, Eli? Asshole. What's your title, Eli?

Starting point is 01:00:21 Sir Asshole. No, it's Lord Eli Double's Sir Chiz Lord Eli Double Tap I am Lord Eli Double Tap Do it normal That's what I thank you right? It's awful Lord Eli Double Tap It's awful every time, it's Deckard Cain from Diablo This is Deckard Cain, welcome

Starting point is 01:00:40 What's your name my bald companion? That's the only fucking line that matters It sounds like a dragon's penis It is a dragon's penis Are you also Deckard Cain? No A different voice Do people like that?

Starting point is 01:00:54 No One in the comments if you like Deckard Cain voice Two if you don't Three if you like Asian voice We're gonna find out who's racist if you don't three if you like asian boys we're gonna find out who's racist if you don't hit three we're gonna find out you're you're gonna be like bad accent bad accent but support asians and you're not gonna click support asians you know what my last name is? We can talk like that because one's here. Hour and seven minutes into the podcast.

Starting point is 01:01:31 Hour and ten minutes, whatever the fuck we're at. This is going to be an hour and 30 minutes because I'm having too much fun. You all can suck a dick. It's just going to be new. No, wait. First, I want to know his fucking a little more video game lore before we go to the after party. After party. That's a new segment. Is it for the locals

Starting point is 01:01:50 or is it for subscribers to Patreon? Oh, very nice. I have to be fucking local. That's where we do too many shots and say things we're not supposed to say. Hi, as a fellow Patreon member, Angry Cops on Patreon. That's right.

Starting point is 01:02:02 You can see the videos and comment on them first whenever I post on any of my social medias patron patreon at dot-com slash angry cops there it is Put that but fuck it up for its luck just put it all fucked up no don't oh don't Oh, no do it the right way but like backwards letter in it what like like Cyrillic you know like the Russians Enjoy that you fucking editor. Cool

Starting point is 01:02:25 90s. Yeah. Talking at you. I'm making you a part of the joke. I'm breaking the fourth wall. He's like, got it. He just missposed everything. It's like www.fuckhead.com slash donate to me slash I'm a bitch. See, that's

Starting point is 01:02:41 too easy. I really hope that he makes it angry cops, but it's just like backwards C, upside down K, umlauts over like a Y. I hope it looks like some weird, trashy, like Russian bot site where they're going to scam you. Oh, I've got so many Russian bots in my comments now. What? Dude, they're like, hey.

Starting point is 01:03:00 Why? Are they trying to make money? I feel like that wasn't authentic. I feel the same. Why are they are they are they trying to make me feel like that was an authentic? Apparently I'm not the only one Wow tell me more Is it just not that specific because some of my friends my friends some my followers spit a drink in your mouth What's that? You ever heard somebody just spit like a full-on drink in your mouth a baby bird? Yeah, you ever you have you have you been the baby bird II or just the baby bird? Yeah, I've I've Have you been the baby bird E or just the baby bird? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:03:27 Yeah. I've... I'm going to preface this by saying Mama D'Amato, I still love your daughter and this is before I met her. I have

Starting point is 01:03:44 funneled alcohol from betwixt a woman's buttocks. Okay, that's... Better or worse. I have... I have a baby bird. That's not a... Oh, man. If I've done that, I've definitely baby bird.

Starting point is 01:03:58 But have you had somebody baby bird you? Yeah, I've drank an alcohol from a woman's butt cheeks. Okay. Like through the crack. Wait, hold you. Yeah, I've drank an alcohol from a woman's butt cheeks. Okay. Like through the crack. Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. Yeah. You ever get a boob luge?

Starting point is 01:04:13 You ever do a boob luge where you drink beer between a woman's boobs? Like you smush your boobs together and they pour beer down it. I've never done a boob luge. You ever do a butt luge? I've never done a butt luge. I've never done a butt luge. Am I a slut and I just don't know it? Oh, I'm probably the worst out of everyone.

Starting point is 01:04:29 Hold on. You don't even do a butt luge. But I have way more stories on things I've done. I would actually like to. That's not the time or the place. This is a nerd podcast. I just thought luge. L-O-U-G-U-E.

Starting point is 01:04:47 It's like the Olympic G-U-E. What's the Olympics called when you go like with the ice? Oh, wow. Is it ice loose? An ice? Well, it depends. If there's one where you're going forward on the, I guess, it's called skeleton. I'm stupid. It's called the skeleton. And then there's one where you're feet forward on the uh i guess it's called skeleton i'm stupid called the skeleton and then there's one or your feet first yeah and that's called the luge and that's where that term

Starting point is 01:05:12 comes from all right right i just had it i don't know i'm not an alcohol historian go on no wait you're gonna ask me about. Yeah, but then you talked about. I want to know more about how much of a whore I was. And I said, ah, shit, I'm sorry. Mom, tomato. I want to know more. I didn't mean to say that. That's after party because then we can go into whore stories. Patty, Sam just cleaned everything.

Starting point is 01:05:43 You piece of shit. I'm going to tell you that this whole fucking place, they just bought a new joint for like this whole ensemble, and it looks like a 14-year-old boy lives here. There's fucking, there's boxes of mail just sitting out front of random shit that they never put away. There's zero furniture. This table is it.

Starting point is 01:06:00 This table and three chairs. You think I'm lying? You think I'm lying? There's two chairs over there. In case five people show up to give you a shitty podcast. That's right. There's a bed upstairs and that's it. And guess what? In the main bathroom, the main bathroom for the house, there isn't even a fucking shower

Starting point is 01:06:17 curtain. They don't have... They have toilet paper in one bathroom. The master bedroom doesn't have- Not only not a blown bath, no fucking shit. They have toilet paper in one bathroom. The master bedroom doesn't have a bed. No towels. I don't even know

Starting point is 01:06:31 where a fucking towel is. They don't have your fucking bed. Oh, oh yeah, okay. All right, yeah. I doubt that. Nobody lives here. I'll double check that.

Starting point is 01:06:38 Rich, nobody lives here. Nobody lives here. You can tell because I gotta take a shower and dry myself off with some old sweatpants. I want you in.

Starting point is 01:06:47 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The fucking towels right now are fucking gift-wrapped on this goddamn bed that I fucking want. I'm gonna walk up and get those towels and bring them down. Oh, you're right. He's very upset. Is there a couch I can sit on to watch TV? That chair looks fantastic. Oh, wow.

Starting point is 01:07:02 A wooden... Tomorrow, a couch will be there the couch shows up tomorrow One day this is behind the scenes anymore cameras to look at how many times did you ploy? What's that deploy? How many times did I deploy deploy? I've been ploying to get out of here the second that I came here, which is plot. How many times did you deploy? Did you have a couch in Iraq? Yeah, absolutely. I did you had a way better? Yeah, I know because I was smarter than you I've got a house now and so do you but mine's fucking furnished Mine is too. Not this one. You have a mine. Is it the house you live in? Yeah, what's your studio house look like? Damn.

Starting point is 01:07:46 If you don't... How many subs do you have? Hold on, sir. Wait, wait, I've got 1.2 million. He's got more than us. He's got way more than us. Exactly. Where's your studio house? I have two crack houses.

Starting point is 01:07:58 Oh, shit. Don't, nope. Blur that one out. Well, if I cut that part... You're supposed to only be one. I haven't dropped the second one yet. You have a crack house. You have a crack house. Wait, we got secrets?

Starting point is 01:08:14 You know what? It would be kind of cool to let them know that way. I am not going to lie. It was unexpected. I shouldn't have said that. I knew better. Oh, man. I got to think about that.

Starting point is 01:08:22 It's your call. I got to think about that. Do we talk about this or do we just after party dude at no we can just talk about it right now because then it's gonna be what thirty thousand dollars to say not to delete that for me yeah you want me to take them on a fucking like step-by-step walk through this fucking place place. It's a crack den. There's nothing on the walls. I told you straight up this is a trap house. They've got bed sheets over the fucking windows.

Starting point is 01:08:52 Those are curtains. Oh, no. On what? Nailed to the fucking trim? Yeah. There's not even a fucking curtain. There's no rod. What was the word for Nairobi? Oh, my God. What was the word for Nairobian?

Starting point is 01:09:06 Oh my god. What was it? Nubian. Can you just bleep out once he starts in? Bleep that out and we'll fast forward and then we'll get to this segment and then we'll go back to $30,000.

Starting point is 01:09:22 I don't know. I think I'd rather get canceled than pay $30,000. I don't know. I think, I think I can't believe I fucking just spoiled my own fucking channel on this bullshit channel. I mean, you don't have to, we can cut all of this. No,

Starting point is 01:09:40 it's got to stay. It's too good. The reactions are, are good. It's just, it's a good storyline. I'm not going to take reactions are good. It's just, it's a good storyline. I'm not going to take away a good joke. It was, the moment was real.

Starting point is 01:09:50 And here we are. You found out before my patron. I got to tell my Patreon. No, well, tomorrow. Yeah, I got to tell them. Well, this one's not coming up for like three weeks. Two weeks. Yeah, sure.

Starting point is 01:10:02 Oh, great. Because Wednesday we got one for next Wednesday. But what we can do is we got one for next Wednesday. But what we can do is push this one even further back. No, we can't. Yeah, we can't. No, we can't. Okay, that's all right.

Starting point is 01:10:13 Just tell me. I'm in charge. Hey, listen. Everybody shut up. I do the YouTube side. I take full responsibility. It's my fault for my fuck up. Let me know when it is, whenever it is, and I'll make sure I put out a video beforehand.

Starting point is 01:10:28 You have two weeks. All right, I got 10 days. 14. No, you have like 16 days, technically. Yeah. By the looks of this place, I probably have a month. Okay, first off, you have useless sound deadeners on the wall. They were great.

Starting point is 01:10:42 This worked really good. It works actually really good. Yeah, we had to jump in comments about the sound quality. You know what? It's, let me tell you something. I want to be honest with you. Yeah. All right.

Starting point is 01:10:52 I am really impressed with what you did with your podcast. Super great. Thanks. Fucking white supremacist. Piece of shit. Say more in your Asian voice. Can you call me a ginger real quick? Nope. Okay. That's our word. you call me a ginger real quick? No.

Starting point is 01:11:05 Okay. That's our word. Angry ball man talk real quick. You're not even. Never mind. That's way worse. I don't even know what point I was trying to make. You know, the woman that ran for mayor in my town that tried to fire me,

Starting point is 01:11:33 like that was what she ran on. Did I tell you this? No. So my town, the city of Buffalo, it had a socialist. Buffalo. Yeah. Your town. So it had a socialist run for mayor. Shout out to the Sabres.

Starting point is 01:11:46 What? I'm so confused right now. The skate was in. No goal. You'll know. You'll know if you're a hockey fan. Hockey. Sports ball.

Starting point is 01:11:55 Watch out. Shut up, guy. So we had a socialist run for mayor in our city. Like a full-blown socialist. And she's such a fucking turd piece of shit that her family has had numerous encounters with, let's say, law enforcement for multiple

Starting point is 01:12:12 reasons. I'm not going to say what they were. Not me specifically, but people that I know directly. Like, guys were like, they're going northbound on this street. They just ditched the car. And I'm listening to the radio like, we should probably get to that car chase. We should probably probably be there.

Starting point is 01:12:28 And so this turd socialist runs for mayor. And in the city of Buffalo, if you run for the Democratic primaries, like primaries being like who's going to run for each party, usually who wins the Democratic Party primary becomes the

Starting point is 01:12:43 mayor. So she wins the primary because our mayor at the time didn't run that hard. COVID and all this other bullshit he was dealing with. He didn't give a fuck. He was like, peace. I don't say he didn't give a fuck, but he was like, I'm fucking kicking ass taking care of shit here. Like, people should know who I am. And then they didn't, which is dumb. So she's like, I've got the Democratic primary.

Starting point is 01:13:05 So he runs on the ballot. Just goes right in ticket, right? Nobody wins on that. We're talking nerd shit in a political sense. So just bear with me. So she's got, she's on the ticket. Like you see her name when you go, I want to vote for that person. His name ain't on there.

Starting point is 01:13:20 It's you got to write his name in and then go. All right. I wrote in his name. That doesn't work good. And in July, August, she goes on an interview for this Democratic Socialist Party interview and she's asked the question, which is why I say this, what is your first thing you would do as the mayor of the city of Buffalo, New York? And she goes, the first thing I would do as the mayor of the city of Buffalo, New York. And she goes, the first thing I would do as the mayor of the city of Buffalo, New York is I would fire Officer Richard High.

Starting point is 01:13:48 I'm like, what the fuck? Wait, hold on. I go, well, that's fucking me. That's fucking me. What the fuck? That was direct. I mean, you wouldn't like do like, I don't know, like a dance or talk to your mom or like pave a

Starting point is 01:14:03 fucking road. The first thing you do is like a lot of roads to your mom or like pave a fucking road. The first thing you do is like a lot of roads in Buffalo. I need paving. I'm going to fire that white piece of shit YouTuber guy that works for me. And I was like, oh, no, I didn't know this in August. Right. Because there's not a lot of there's not a lot of socialists in Buffalo. Thank God.

Starting point is 01:14:22 And, you know, it doesn't really work that well. So about two, three weeks before the overall election, right? We got her running on the Democratic ticket. Her name is on the ballot. You can actually see her name. And we got the blank space right in Bayer's name, right? And two weeks before the vote, somebody sends that to me. Uh-oh. And the video on YouTube had like 500 views.

Starting point is 01:14:47 Right? Not a lot of people saw it. Right? I mean, oh, no. What a win for democratic socialism. Did she tag you after? No. Hashtag.

Starting point is 01:14:58 VidIQ. VidIQ. Like, this person you should tag in this guy. And they would just go down. Angry cops. So nobody sees it. this person you should tag in this guy. And they would just go down. Angry cuffs. So nobody sees it, but somebody sends it to me that saw it and goes like, hey, I thought you should know. Shout out to that person.

Starting point is 01:15:13 And I go, wow, that's interesting. Well, I've got the guy that's a write-in ballot in one hand, and I'm fucking fired and out of a job in the other. And I don't know if you've told anything about my personality, if you've known anything about my personality from this conversation, but

Starting point is 01:15:35 don't tell me I've got nothing to fight for or I've got, because I'll fucking go balls out in a horrible way. And so, for the last 14 12 days of that electoral time before the overall election i made a shit ton of memes just shitting all over this moron and her views and it's not hard because she's fucking dumb and so are reviews so all I really did was just quote her and make memes about her dumb words that came out of her

Starting point is 01:16:07 fucking head. And it was just like dirt. Yeah. I'm so rata. So and listen by the way, one of my jobs in the army was US Army.

Starting point is 01:16:25 Civil Affairs. Ready for theS. Army. Civil affairs. Civil affairs. Ready for the second part? The civil affairs. Psychological operations. So I'm like, huh, media. I know the power of media. I know what you can do to say and, you know, move people in one way to, like, get them to think the way you think.

Starting point is 01:16:40 And not like a creepy way, but like a good normal way because they read shit. It's a little creepy. And there's facts. It's a little creepy. It's a little little creepy i just know what i'm doing so then i she goes on and this made my fucking day like four days before the election she goes on our news channel and she goes and they're like interview each person running we got the mayor that's going on the right and ballot they're like hey there's some problems there are some positives what do you think and he answers it and then she comes on and they go hey there's some good things there's

Starting point is 01:17:10 some problems what do you think and the last one of the question that i highlighted was uh when she was asked like hey you know you're part of the defund the police movement what's that mean she's like listen i just want to squash any rumors i'm not going to fire any of the buffalo police department and i cut it hard cut jump cut boom the first thing i do when i become buffalo mayors i'm gonna fire police officer richard high and then i cut in and curb your enthusiasm. And here's the smart part is the psyops in me. Right. I was like, all right, I'm a controversial figure in the city. No, that's crazy.

Starting point is 01:17:55 Heaven forbid people that are smart and right be controversial, but I can't help it. So I don't put my name on it. I don't put a tag on it. I don't put my music at the end. I just post it. I don't put a tag on it. I don't put my music at the end. I just post it. Right. No name just out there in the ether. And one of the council members,

Starting point is 01:18:13 by the way, that she called a small dicked white man. I shit you not hashtag. What a racist bitch. She, so he's like, Oh, that's fucking funny. He doesn't know that it's for me because that's the point. I don't want people to establish their name with me because I'm somewhat controversial because, once again, I'm right all the time.

Starting point is 01:18:34 And, yeah, all the time. Well, I do hang out with people that make Asian voice. Not me. I didn't do Mexican voice and it's okay the Asian voice you're like I can't compete with that my Filipino family thinks that you do pretty well so

Starting point is 01:18:53 that's answer the bone that's pretty good the word that you say is that's the story before you do the voice so the council member reposts my video of i'm not gonna fire anybody from the police i'm even with one the first thing i do is i'm gonna fire officer richard

Starting point is 01:19:19 and it goes i mean it didn't go viral in the sense of like you know the internet but it went viral for the city everybody in the city was like this dumb broad then i was like yes mission accomplished and then she had george bush aircraft carrier the sign not done yet you should have come right so it's not even done yet right it gets it's after it's after the election and she it's definitely her and her cronies because i'm like tagging her and all my shit i'm like fuck you you're a political person just like donald trump can't block anybody you can't block me well she lost and uh so now she can so she did she blocked me and um which is whatever but then she had all of her cronies like flag all of my posts about her is like hate speech and

Starting point is 01:20:16 harassment and i'm like politics and for yeah and for the past year i've been going back and forth with uh instagram and i won um and i'm, listen, this is when she was running for political office, and this is her political thing, and these are the political things that she said. So I'm not, like, what do you want? She said the words. I'm not breaking any rules. And Instagram's like, hey, we took that down for two weeks. And, oh, you're right.

Starting point is 01:20:40 We'll put it back up. We're sorry. Cheers. Cheers. That's my story. That is fucking comedy. I got involved in an election. So what's that have to do with Asian voice?

Starting point is 01:20:54 Oh my God. I don't even know. That was the entire point of that story. Asian voice. I was waiting till the end to ask, but I want to know what the fuck, bro. Hey, listen, I was hoping you explain the ghost costume you brought. You're not going to be here for Christmas. I feel like that's a KKK joke.

Starting point is 01:21:18 But if you turn the costume around, it actually says, I'm so glad we met up. And then there's another text bubble that says, me too. And that says, what are you up to Friday? And then the next text bubble from the same person goes, hey, dot, dot, dot. And then the next text bubble goes, all right, cool. Because it's just because that person ghosted you. The person ghosted you in text messages. It says KKK because I ghosted you.

Starting point is 01:21:45 You both are fucking stupid That was stupid. Yo, I know it was done, but he started it. I want you I you encouraged Eli No, no, I backed myself up. He went dumb and then you didn't back me up Crash all the time. They're great exactly So then we gave you great content and you're bitching about it this whole this whole podcast should be car crashes you know what you should do hey listen editor guy look i remember your name flux no it's flock you should just put random car accidents in the middle of these conversations when Eli says something stupid right and then nobody will know what they're from until now they'll be like why are

Starting point is 01:22:29 those car accidents there I know it's a long joke call but if you like arrested development you'll get the long joke so thank you flux I'm sorry I made your job harder it's flock just flock no s Fuck, look what you did to me. Tom Sam, motherfucker. Get him. Fluck. Rewind that. Play it black in slow motion. Don't act like you knew his name. Don't act like you knew his name. Flucks.

Starting point is 01:22:52 I'm new to this. Rewind. Play it black in slow motion. Sorry. Play it black in slow motion? What does that mean? Your outfit distracts me. You took a photo with your phone.

Starting point is 01:23:05 Everybody knows there's no ghost outfit KKK thing. I didn't take a picture. Oh, you want me to show them the rest of your house? I'll turn that camera around. I'll show them. Thank you for watching the unsubscribe podcast. As always, you have Eli Double Up, myself, Baddest Dreams, and our wonderful, amazing, beautiful, glorious, hot, sexy.

Starting point is 01:23:22 That's all I got. Richard High, the angry cops. Where do we find you? You can find me at YouTube and Instagram and Facebooks and Reddit. If you really like memes. Oh, if you're really good at memes, I want you on Reddit. Spell it out, though. Angry cops.

Starting point is 01:23:38 Okay. After a while, it's one word, cops. You know how to spell angry and cops? Put it together. What do you mean, spell it? I don't know. The fucking audience is done. They're long are also.

Starting point is 01:23:49 I feel like he's the type of guy. you

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