Unsubscribe Podcast - 8 - Kasey Has Ballz

Episode Date: February 22, 2021

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in the end welcome to the podcast unsubscribe podcast featuring Eli Double Tap featuring Batty Streams and Donut Bonut Bopper that was like the first time we got to

really hang out when we went to the Demo Ranch shoot. Oh yeah. That was like, I think we hung out once before that, right? Yeah, Shot Show. The Demo Ranch shoot was before Shot Show. Oh really? Shot Show we cemented our friendship by staying up

all night, literally all night, gambling and drinking. Yeah, and then took the sketchy limo ride. But then we went to where you almost blew us up. You were like, hey, I'm going to smoke a cigarette next to this fine propane tank. Oh my God, that wasn't even Vegas, was it? No, that was after.

That was at the Triarch event. Yeah, that was Texas. Okay, we're on like eight different events now. I think that was the first hangout after Vegas. Have we talked about the Triarch event? I don't think we have. Batty, go on on how you almost killed us all. So we were all really drunk.

And when you're drunk, sometimes you just need a cigarette because you're a scumbag. So we're all like, fuck it. We're going to go to the gas station, buy some more booze. We're going to walk to the gas station. A mile from the hotel. We're going to walk to the gas station. A mile from the hotel. We're over 30, mind you, and we're walking a mile to the goddamn gas station from our hotel on the side of a highway.

And we get there. We got like Leon Lush with us, and we were just fucking drunk. Leon's walking around the gas station with a fake baby mask on. Which he purchased. He did buy it, that's right. Do you still have that, Leon? Walking around the gas station with a fake baby mask on. Which he purchased. He did buy it. That's right.

Do you still have that, Leon? And then we went outside to smoke our freshly bought cigarettes. With our booze. With our booze. Yeah, in the paper bags behind the gas station. We're behind the 7-Eleven. We just walked behind it to smoke. And it was like I'm halfway through a fucking burn. We're all sitting there.

And I think it was you, Cody, who was like, hey, man, you want to move? And I'm like, what are you talking about? I have my elbow up on top of it was a cage of propane tanks. And like we're all drinking besides 7-Eleven, 30 years old plus. And yeah, I turn and look and bad. He's just leaning on. And I'm ashing my cigarette into the

propane tanks so our thing was like imagine if we all blew up and they show up and then fucking Leon's baby mask melted to his face he was wearing it like on the top of his head and he just outside

smoking like a hat and they show up and they're outside smoked him like a hat. And they show up and the firefighters are like, man, this guy got really fucked up. Dun dun. Okay, what do we got? Let's watch the evidence video. Okay, we have a man walking around in a baby mask. Okay. The ginger

seems to be the lead on this team. He's ashing into the what appears to be a propane tank. And that's when they all died right about there. It's a close case right there. The worst part is after you're like, oh, yeah, what the fuck? I just walked like five feet away. You just gave me a cigarette.

We're all beside the 7-Eleven smoking cigarettes, drinking Four Locos and shit. Oh, wow. We were in high school again. Welcome to our podcast. Yeah, our podcast is a representation of that moment. Yeah. I mean, yeah, fuck, man. That was good.

But yeah, Bonob Operator, that was the demo. That was the Triarch shoot. Yeah, we shot a bunch of suppressed ARs out of helicopters. Oh, yeah, that was. I got to shoot Matt's Uzi. And you, what did you do? I resupplied ground forces with a magazine out of the helicopter

just so they would have an extra one. AKA you just dropped a fucking full mag. I definitely just dropped a full mag right out of a helicopter. Reloading! Reloading! I need another one. Oops. Somebody had to do it, and I'm just glad it wasn't me, man.

That was the first time I hung out with all the guys together, I think. Oh, yeah, that was. Who invited you out there? Triarch. Was it? Was it really? We didn't invite you out? Nope. Yeah, that's why I was like... Weird, I wouldn't have invited him anywhere, so that's not surprising, I guess.

Batty's still in the list. I mean, you may have brought it to Triarch, but other ones you haven't asked. I think one of us at least brought it to Triarch. I would assume my friends were like, hey, we have this small ginger guy, and we don't have a ginger on the roster right now. So small is a very technical word. We're talking about his viewership at that time You're really going to go right into being fat

Have you guys? Really? That's it, we're Less than 10 minutes Less than 10 minutes and you're going to call me fat? Really? Alright, more importantly Have you guys heard about Angry Cop's dick?

Oh yeah, it's all iced up right now, huh? Yeah, Angry Cop's messed up his wiener. So Angry Cop's is going on a torrent on Tinder. Sorry. He had surgery. A hernia? Yeah, he had three hernias. Three herpias.

No, hernias. He had three hernias. Three herpias. No, hernias. He had three hernias, and whoever at the VA was managing his penis ripped out his catheter, and it fucked up. His dick? Yeah, it scratched his penis up really bad, and then he couldn't get the lidocaine gel,

and he's all messed up. It's bruised. I love you, Rich. God damn it. His shit's all bruised and it hurts when he pees razor blades now balls are all swole yeah everything I got rich let me picture your balls dude I want to know how bad they look my favorite part is he they shaved his stomach so it looks like he's wearing a

fucking altar top he's wearing a real altar top right now that made it so hairy you're like i like how he shouted out his sponsors he's like sorry dollar shave club it's the perfect transition so so this is what happened today they fucked up my chest hair uh dollar shave cub for valentine's day hi it was a beautiful that man is he is a content genius yeah anything he does is just funny and i hate him for it especially when he rants about things it's so funny do you see the one where he's like i'm hairy so stop whining i learned that i i lift weights and learn to eat pussy because i'm hairy and he's like so mad at everybody. He's like, that's how I get girls.

I love rich. Oh my God. Yeah. We need to get him out here again soon. Oh yeah. On this podcast. He's not a big gamer, but I mean,

that'll make it even more fun. So we can laugh at him for not being a nerd. When the nerds get together and you have that, the one not nerd on the podcast, it's like fucking normie. Well, he did that review of that girl. That's a,

she's like a tender, a tender a tiktok You do tiktok baddie It's like an ethog I looked at this girl I was like that's a baddie girl And the girl's like Oh she was doing the fucking And then Rich is like stop

Stop what the fuck is wrong with you? You're 30! You're 30 and dressed up like your cat! Who finds this attractive? It's like, Batty does. Batty 100% would love this girl right now. Hey, Rich, I'm gonna need you

to send me that girl... Girl on tip... It's not it. It's your boy dude onesie i just i'm not in a onesie it's a romper a romper we need to talk about it i that girl like his point behind that girl too was like the low effort in tiktoks because she didn't even try to put any effort into she just went it was like there was such low effort and solo effort i see the videos that go viral on tiktok and you're like this is not acceptable right well like there's a lot of them that are all based on like the timing and the beat of the

the background track and you see some of these uh girls and men that do it too and then they're like i'm just out of beat with everything that's happening it's like you can't you know what tiktok is betty i'm gonna explain it to you i'm gonna explain this for everyone this is gonna be the eli rant for this is guys everyone that's on tiktok this is what tiktok is hey i'm not fucking funny and i don't know how to create my own content let's go on a tiktok okay oh my god, this is an ABC tutorial on how to do it. They actually build out the structure so I don't have to do anything. Hit play, okay, I just have to sing to this music, okay?

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basically Baddy has baddie. How many subscribers do you have on tip-top tip-top tip-top? How many? 20 almost 30,000 see he has 30,000 followers. Donut's got like 100K. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, but how many videos have you done? They keep getting suspended. My last one got suspended because my cat squirt was at the front door and I opened the door and I was like, I said, my Chinese food is here.

And they fucking suspended. Yeah,ok doesn't like me very much but no no it's funny the people who actually are creative suck on tiktok i guess because i find you as like a great content creator but you get on tiktok and it's like your videos don't do as well as what eli was talking about it's like you get on there you lip sync a little bit and it gets four million views. Batty makes badass stuff on TikTok. He showed his, you showed your whole gaming room and stuff. That was really fucking cool. That one did really well.

That one did really well. Because that's content. That was fucking good content. That's you being creative. Otherwise, it's like man reacts to Whataburger for first time and it's like him watching another person eat Waterburger and he's like

and it has a melody in the background. It's like 40 million views and you're like, okay, well. I hate myself now. Why am I putting any effort and content at this moment in my life? Why do we spend days writing scripts and

thinking of the cinematography and like filming and i mean i don't eli does i know and that's what we've talked shit demo demo knows this we've talked to demo where i'm like we do like days of shoots and editing like weeks of editing and then demos like why would you do that you can just record it and edit it that day and it's done and get a few million views you're like oh you have the perfect formula for content right now because it is so good you don't even have to do anything it's like hi guys we're gonna see how many bullets a fucking thing goes through today on demo ranch what am i i think he did a video of you but he was like we're gonna see how what caliber goes through the earth have you seen that video no he's mocking each person that's a gun individual

and demos oh that's one of his older ones yeah he goes through all the gun tubers like make it and he he just does like a quick a quick silly thing of like how they do their intros and shit jesus yeah so good he's like let's see if a 22 can go through the earth oh i barely went through 50 like a second and it's hard cuts out of it and the next person my god this is perfect yeah demo was the person that taught me to carry around a camera on my hip so people ask me on videos all the time they're like what's on your hip your dad back it's a camera because demololition Ranch does that. And since then, my second channel

has grown several hundred thousand followers. The man has a form. He has a form. He doesn't do scripts. He's just this guy. He just holds his camera up. When we directed him, I think it was G-Man.

G-Man's not used to directing and things like phenomenal cinematographer. I was like, okay, Demo, this is what I want. He's like, okay, so for camera angles, I'm going to need you to do. I was like, stop Gallagher. Just fucking stop. Demo, be you with the 50 calendar. You're talking about zombies. It was like, okay.

Hey guys. Why? He just grabs the camera and goes into his instantly and we just had the other one on the sticks just waiting as capture that whole thing and then tied them together and i was like one take done i was like there we're good and gmail was like oh i was like that is i was like you know how these people do their job and you let them do their fucking job because it was fucking perfect out the gate we didn't have to touch anything that was so good too that was the the veterans versus sci-fi veterans versus sci-fi on black rifle yeah and matt's matt i think that's mad yeah on matt best youtube channel

that it's so it's so good that was that was awesome that one that took a lot of time fucking beautiful in that as always jack mandeville shout out to Jack man god damn please follow him he is a gem I love talking about Jack content cuz it is so different from everyone he's like Jack's content is definitely Jack's content when we hang out every time I'm like Jack you could explode so big hmm if you pulled back on that content style that you do. Because when I hit your story and I just see your belly button angled upwards to your face forever. Just that top going. So. Hey.

Like, and I'm on Jack's feed right now. I know this angle. Dude, the first time I met him, I grabbed his dick three times. Wait, what? Yeah, it was. Backstory, please. No, no, no. It was a vet TV skit so I was like the civilian police and he was the military police he's like I know

what I'm doing and I'm like oh yeah really and then I like grab his dick and his balls but we had to reshoot it so like that was my first time meeting Jack was just like grabbing his junk did you like full you like full on grab? Oh, full on. Yeah. I was in the role. Just like, wah! So that was my first time meeting Jack was like sexually assaulting him three times. Yeah! Just like straight up.

Yeah. Because he's like, I know this move. And I'm like, oh really? Bah! This fights every move! And that's how I met Jack. And now we're good friends. And I bought him a boiled peanuts a couple of weeks ago. Best Tinder day ever. It was amazing.

I matched with him on grinder. It's like, Jack, I'm going to, can I take you to the Pearl farmer's market? And then I, I want to go to the farmer's market. We haven't been in a little bit.

I know we need to go there, dude. The Pearl's farmer market in San Antonio is so good. Have you been there? Yes. I think. We need to go there. Dude, the Pearl's Farmer Market in San Antonio is so good. Have you been there? Yes, I think so. Every Saturday and Sunday. It's beautiful. How old are we?

We're talking about how good the farmer's market is. There's a dog murdering someone right now. Yeah, there's chicken nuggets here. I mean, I get that excited over chicken nuggets too. Eli knows. That's actually Batty barking right now. It's not Squirt Who I've just kidnapped It's the soft cat

It's the friendly puss No, Jones is the friendly one Oh, that's Squirt actually That's Angry Cat I'm surprised he's so nice right now No, he's not He'll get there He's biding his time

Don't look at me He's a gangster Don't look at me One ginger's a lot at the table. Fuck you. He's like, I could murder you right now until I get really tired. Tell everyone how you feel. Bitch, you countin' your time.

Speaking of farmer markets, co-op games. I'm going to just transition it that way. Did you just co-op? Did you just co-op that? I did. I said because you were talking about going together. Well done. No, I know.

Co-op. That was forced. I'm drinking again, too. Look at this. I'm back on the ranch water. You never quit. So on our video game podcast, we haven't talked about video games at all yet. We've been.

We love you, Jack Mandeville. I mean, I would talk about Jack for an hour. At least. At a minimum. We all have really good Jack stories, probably. I don't have a good Jack story. I've only got to hang out with him a couple times, but it was amazing every time. I'm texting Jack right now.

Jack, come over. Tell him I just. We're doing a rager tonight, guys. Jack's coming over. Jack. He. Jack, come over. Tell him I just... All right, we're doing a rager tonight, guys. Jack's coming over. Jack! He will hang out so hard. Like, the last time I was with him, he was like, I just want to hang out with people.

Like, not going to lie, I'm lonely. Out here and just by myself. No one really hangs out with me, so... I'm going to force myself on you tonight, Eli, until you leave. So can we go grab a drink? I was like, yeah, buddy. Let's go grab some drinks.

And he was just there the entire night. Dude, those stories were so good, too. Oh, just Jack hanging out. Jack, I miss him. Jack, invite yourself. Yeah, just invite yourself over. Just invite yourself to us. We would love you on this, actually.

Is he a nerd? Can we make fun of him for not being a nerd? What does Jack do in his spare time? What does he do? Welcome to the Jack Mandeville podcast. We try to uncover what Jack

Mandeville does on a day-to-day basis. What is this? A day in the life? Day in the life. That was my thing I was going to do for a while. You need to still do that. I know. 100%. Because I'm going to do all of you.

Oh, God. Because I'm going to wake up in the bed with you, and then we're going to do a day in the life. You're going to wake up in my bed? Yeah, that's what we're going to do. We have plenty of footage of that. We're both going to wake up in the bed. Yep.

And we'll be like, oh, a day in the life of baddie and that's how everyone's gonna start hopefully it builds up to where like i'm gonna mad already agreed to baddie what's the first thing you do in the morning well as you seen last night burpees so we wake up we do 10 burpees a lot of cross start are they hard right now? You're taking a shit now. Okay, here we go. I know. This dude right now. I went to bed at 11 a.m. Stop.

Okay, no. No, this dude, we're like, we have a podcast today. I forgot. We set a time. Then we say, we're going for food. Batty texts us, hi. Before we went for food, he said hi. And then nothing.

We're both calling him. We don't hear a thing. And then I finally get a hold of him. He's like, huh? What's up? Like, Batty. Batty, I'm not hanging up until you stand up out of fucking bed batty he said what i'm just okay stand the fuck up because you just said hi

an hour ago and said i would be here and we have a mimosa waiting for you across the table uh-huh uh-huh it won't take long to tell you Neutral's ingredients. Vodka, soda, natural flavors. So, what should we talk about? No sugar added neutral refreshingly simple okay i'm down i was like dude no joke i started the shower i was like he said i can't shower and i turned it off i did i said batty don't fucking shower because I knew this dude's gonna take a shower that's what I do every day

I do every day I wake up take a fucking shower brush my teeth and then I fucking get out of the house I'm a nice guy and then you put your onesie on it's a romper

not a onesie it's cute is it how many pieces of clothing is it how many pieces it's not a twosie or a threesie what is it it's not a twosie or a threesie. What is it? It's not a twosie.

Donut has a twosie on. He has jeans and a shirt. Look at Eli right now. He's got... Oh, I'm wearing a shirt too. He's wearing a twosie. Weird. What are you wearing?

What are you wearing, Batty? Twosie. I look good in a romper I have two I almost wore my other romper But I can't like Pop the collar as much On the other one It's gonna be shorter

John gets scared out there I love my son That was a good one Fuck you and your teases Fucking weirdos John gets scared out there. I love my son. That was a good one. Fuck you and your teases. Fucking weirdos. Video games, am I right? Nobody even listens to our podcast for video games. You know we talk about them.

People are here just listening to you guys call me fat and me to say I hate you both. And drink ranch water. And batty gaming. Batty games. Batty streaming. Batty underscore gaming. How did you fuck up your own jokes that bad?

It doesn't matter if I fuck it up because people are going to still say it. Batty Gaming, no. Batty Gaming, guys, go check out. Guys, follow Batty Gaming. Batty Gaming. Batty Rompers. You know what my favorite thing about her is?

Batty Onesie. BattyOnesie.com. Yo, that's my, but straight up, that's my favorite thing about my username, Baddy. Whenever people search anything for me, if they don't find me, they just find hot chicks. So like no matter what, it's a win-win. It's a baddy keyword for a hot chick?

It's just like a chick with a fat ass. Like a bad bitch? It's a baddy, yeah. It's a baddy. Just Google, image search baddy right now. So you're either going to get a hot chick or you. Yeah, it's a win-win man either they find me or they're finding a bunch of weird coming to batty i know well is it and then i just

come to batty huh what what'd you say okay john searched baddie don't let's see it yeah the old lady the old lady yeah old granny named baddie yeah old granny named baddie i guess bet guys if you want to know that you haven't made it yet that's how when you google your name and nothing comes up because when I google donut operator you're going to let him bully me like this Cody I don't know

have you guys heard of Mario Party the only thing that will make you hate your friends more than just being around them playing mario party with them dude any of those old co-op games where you actually it doesn't happen anymore i think the other day speaking of that we we talked about how kids don't even have like sleepovers anymore because you do not do well there's a pandemic well no no before the pandemic though even like john's age he's 11 now from like seven i don't know when i was like six or seven i would go to my friend's house

and we'd play nintendo super nintendo whatever but even him before the pandemic like none of his like that's not a thing kids just didn't do it yeah dude that was like kids just don't do it friday night saturday night and you'd be like mom we go to the same school can i just wake up and go to school and probably like not a school night you go to the weekend dude every weekend you'd have a sleepover or some shit just just to do dumb shit with the with your friends yeah you play video games split screen the couch streaming you play goldeneye mario party however you could ruin your friendship that is what you did did you ever hang out with a kid because he had a better video game system than you absolutely i feel like you you've never done that okay me and casey were still besties casey pickett

bro what's up shout out i talked to you yes shout out casey pickett the balls casey has balls casey has balls i don't know how he got picked on in high school we just with well i didn't know because he was my bestie but uh and jim they'd just be like casey has balls and they laugh you weirdo and now to this day i still say that because i'm a dickhead and uh but homeboy had like casey had the playstation nintendo 64 sega saturn but for like his playstation this is again my poverty ass dirt floors yeah free lunches everything exactly free lunches i do i got free lunches yeah boy free lunch club that's how we know that by the way we were all very poor but he had 130 playstation games yeah like so all the playstation games he would have every every game

always Nintendo 64. I don't like PlayStation. I don't like Casey. Casey, you privileged ass motherfucker. Motherfucker. Casey, once you get there, it's you, right? Fucking bullshit.

Little bitch. Casey has balls. That's the name of this episode. Casey has balls. This is a meme in the 20 years He's like why would you do that to me What did the Casey have balls I have no idea He just got made fun of as a kid

Imagine being a guy and being made fun of Just because you have balls Batting your straight Why am I getting made fun of just because you're bad in your straight why am I getting made fun of you fucking weirdo you kiss girls bro and then everyone on our podcast unsubscribed

I mean it's the fucking name holy shit dude that's it man he had 130 playstation he had like everything all of them basically like one came out and he would just he'd have it yeah like so he had every that

every playstation game he had a whole like drawer full of Nintendo 64 games and then super nintendo and all that he had all that too so we'd always just go through all his game systems, and we'd just fucking play it, have a good time. But that was my co-op, buddy. We'd just be like, okay, let's play Perfect Dark.

Let's play Goldeneye. Like, Goldeneye. I guarantee you guys played the shit out of Goldeneye growing up with, like, those groups of people. I guarantee you had your core that you were like, these are the people I always play with. This is the best. This is the best.

Like, this guy's good with this gun. This guy's good with this gun. This guy knows this. And when you played, what was it, Oddjob? And then you crouched down. No one could shoot you. Yeah, that was like cheater mode right there. Oddjob just couldn't get shot anyways because he was like,

I'm in your crouch and he's like. Yeah, your gun wouldn't level on him. So he could go around and just throw fucking knives and do whatever he wanted to do. He was the cheater guy. We'd play, what was the gold nine map? It was library. There's library and the other one. There was one more.

It was the one on the dam. Facility? Facility. Facility. It was like, was it? Yeah. I think the dam was called dam. The facility was the library though, wasn't it?

Wasn't it that one? With the books in it everywhere? There was the middle floor and then the basement. You never did the basement. You did the middle floor. There was like two maps everyone played. It was just like a two story, a small two-story and you go upstairs and downstairs i want to go back and beat 007 i don't it's not no you know you can put it on your computer and you can hook up your mouse and okay

okay we have temple complex i remember temple complex complex everyone caves library basement Caves, library, basement. Basement was fucking amazing. Facility, bunker, archives, water caverns, Egyptian, statue park. Statue park was fucking cradle in the quad. Yeah, there was only like three maps that you play with your friends competitive. The rest you were just like not worried about statue park was the map jesus christ god complex and library i think was like our jam i think so are you taking your uh your heart-shaped container of chick-fil-a nuggets upstairs that is a kid that's living the life he has a heart-shaped container it looks like he's drinking coffee as he wanders to his estate upstairs his winding staircase

i hate that you just said winding staircase because that's what it is guys i i i couldn't afford heat and like or my parents couldn't afford heat in my house when i was growing up so that's why i scream at my son so much my first apartment we didn't have heat in the winter because our heater broke so our landlord gave us a space heater but it was like one of the little ones on wheels and me and my roommate like i we both usually work night shifts but occasionally i'd get thrown to like closing like second shift so i'd get home and he'd have the heater in middle of vermont winter in his bedroom with like the door shut and just the cord coming from the hallway because we had a rule where it had to be plugged in in

the living room to heat our house so i'd come in and the house would be like 34 degrees i'd be like banging on his door we'd move the fucking heater to the living room again like pointed at both of our doors next to each other that would open dude we had our back kitchen door froze over like an inch of ice because like we had we were both you know 20 19 years old 20 years old or whatever and to fill our propane tank which was our heat it was gonna cost like fucking 900 and i made like 150 bucks a week i was like it's the heater's broken he's like oh it's the second time you just filled the tank we're like we can't afford no we can't afford that so we had a space heater? Oh, man. God, being poor is so awesome.

Yeah. Fuck your friend in his rich games. Fuck you, Casey. I still find comfort in putting a cover over my head and just using my own breath as body form. I know. Because that's what I did for my entire childhood. That's what I did. Dude, I had one friend, Seth,

who had the Dreamcast when it first came out in the mat do you guys remember the old school big screen tvs that were like 800 pounds yeah like and they weighed 800 they were like four feet thick because they the trinitrons trinitrons my buddy he had one of those and we used to play god nfl the the 2k series games because they couldn't it couldn't be mad it could have had me the 2k series because it was a dreamcast yep and we would just play that forever dear god back when i liked sports games god that was when like because nintendo 64 was the first console that had four controller hookups. Dreamcast followed suit with that. Yep. PlayStation. Yeah.

PlayStation was last on that list. Xbox was... I mean, Xbox was late as fuck to the game. It wasn't like... But PlayStation 2 only had two ports. No, it didn't. Hit pause on whatever you're listening to and hit play on your next adventure. Stay three nights this

summer at Best Western and get $50 off a future stay. Life's a trip. Make the most of it at Best Western. Visit BestWestern.com for complete terms and conditions. The PlayStation 2 like thin only had two I believe, but PlayStation... Did it?

It only had two, I do believe. Two memory card ports. Why would it have two memory card ports and four control ports? I don't remember. I thought it had four. Guys, in the comments section, just say Eli's right,

and then we'll go about our business. Eli's also a fucking bitch. Nintendo 6, because the Dreamcast had four, and that's the one thing. I remember the Dreamcast also had its memory cards in the controllers. Which was,

and you got to play it because they were like, like, well, not Pokemon, but like video shit. Yeah. What was the game back in the day? Your egg.

Tamagotchi? It was like Tamagotchi because you got to play. Shit. Tamagotchis. I literally. So do you guys. Oh, you put that right there.

Do you guys remember the Digimon? Yeah. Fucking little fucking thing where you'd fight your friend, they'd kill your pet, and you'd just be like, there goes eight weeks of every of my life. It would die, die. And you'd have to reset it. We should explain that. So for those of you that don't know, when we didn't have cell phones back then,

we had Digimon and Tamagotchis. Yeah, and it was like a keychain little thing. It was the size of an egg, basically, and you had a pet on there, and you had to keep it alive, and you could fight other things. When Digimon came out, you could fight it against your other friend's keychains, basically.

You'd touch them together with little, it had little metal connectors, and you'd connect them and fight your friends. You'd just be mashing your fucking one button on the damn thing it was like it wasn't even graphics it was like a like a calculator i don't know what you would call that in your texas instrument team yeah yeah it was like it was like black and white it wasn't even there was no color to it's like black and white yeah little digital texas instrument shit and you would touch these little things to each other and you would fight each other with them.

Those were the coolest things. The reason I thought about it was I was like GameStop the other day looking for Pokemon cards. How much Pokemon's do you have? Yes. Yes. Okay.

And when I was there right next to the bonus they had a Digimon section which back in the day Digimon was Holy fuck cool. Yeah, and they had these like the the Tamagotchi's again They're bringing them back and I almost bought one. I was like, holy shit. We got to invest in Tamagotchi's now Okay, this might be the next thing This might be it. It could be the Dogecoin. It could be the Dogecoin of our era. But, like, dude, Digimon was, like, the coolest shit.

It was, like, the cooler Pokemon back in the day. Dude, those games didn't exist back in the day where you got to battle your buddy with, like, the... Like, Pokemon, you could do it if you had that link cable. Dude, that link cable... Which no one had the fucking link cable at all cable i was the kid with the link cable so like any everybody was always like kyle you want to fucking throw down bro can you trade i need to evolve my machamp my machop into a machamp or my machoke into a machamp bro i got a pikachu you know how this goes down rape That's the rape Pokemon. Exactly.

Stop it. Four arms of destruction. I will... Stop it. Pikachu can't move. His little arms are up here. His little legs are down here. Machamp gets to have his way. Machamp.

Machamp. Machamp. Machamp. What was that episode called? What do we call that? Ranch Water Senpai. Yeah. The worst name for an episode for that. That was my favorite episode name.

Hands down. Machamp. Machamp. Dude, Digimon. Did you guys ever get to play Digimon World? Mm-mm. Or one or two. It was PlayStation games. And there's another, in a similar vein of that, there was the Monster Rancher games.

I was just about to say, I played Monster because my buddy Casey. Fuck you, Casey. You have balls. You bitch. You bitch. Yeah, Casey got balls. You got balls, weirdo. Dude.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Two. So, on the, like like monster rancher and digimon world these were like the the first games where you you would like raise something in like have a pet yeah and you have to do like adventures with them that wasn't you know pokemon on a game boy yeah and the amount of time that i spent on digimon world was disgusting because if anyone doesn't know anything about digimon you you start with like this little fucking egg and that egg hatches into a digimon and then it's just this weird little blob of a shit ball like no features it's not cool and you had stats you know strength whatever and you had to train it you had to raise it you had to feed it certain things and the better you raised it the better you fed it and

and raising its stats it would digivolve into different fucking things and it would be like a points-based system you know rng stuff and almost every time you would try to get one of these cool there are so many cool fucking digimon and you'd always get like poop mon the shit one it was always the shit one shit monster it was exactly like it was exactly like those fucking the poop emoji the poop yeah the poop emoji but what was the the we just discussed it the little key chains it was Tamagotchi Tamagotchi I don't that's what they were that's where they were coming from because the original Digimon did you buy? Yes, that was was a Tamagotchi looking motherfucker always get the shit one. It was just a turd

Yeah, you're like I raised this thing right I woke up Middle of the night to feed this thing Hence my son John you did everything you could you gave him a castle and he shit the shit's all over you said monster rancher earlier do you remember when it was on playstation you put random cds that's why i was thinking about it yeah dude it was so innovative yeah exactly they don't do that anymore because with monster rancher if those of you who don't know it was was like what Batty was saying. It was like a Pokemon-type deal.

And then you would get your monsters by putting random CDs into your PlayStation when it asked you to, and you would remove them, and then it would give you a monster. So you could put DVDs in there. DVDs, man. Random music CDs.

And they were predetermined from that cd which is so weird because like i remember exactly spawn the like the comic book series they turn into a movie i put that in there and i got like a super powerful monster on monster rancher out of that and so you would go to cheatcc.com to find the good discs yeah to find the good discs it would be like this movie gives you this, this movie gives you this monster. This movie gives you this monster. And it was like, that was so crazy. And I don't know.

They haven't done anything like that. Dude, I remember. So that came from a TV show initially, Monster Rancher. And it was all like battling slimes and shit. But the whole thing with Monster Rancher was like, all the monsters in the show came from them finding these stone discs and tablets in the wild and shit and trying to that's what i don't know and that's why it came it became when the playstation game came out they're like you pop your fucking playstation pull the monster rancher disc out slap in nickelback's photograph close that bitch and

bam yep you got a bat slime monster that would fuck everything up yep like thank you nickelback thank you nickelback like dude that that think about that you know 1999 2001 2000 whatever it fucking was you were putting in different discs hundreds of discs because you needed the best monsters this was a slow we cannot stress how slow this process... It's not an SSD loading up something right now. You're putting in that disk and it's like... First, create new monster. Now loading.

We hold. We hold. Waiting. 30 seconds to a minute. You put in... It's like insert disk, open up PlayStation. Then you have to read the disk. Boom, put it in, close it.

Loading disk. and then it's like pops up and you're like fuck yes i've because you go through so many shit creatures and that was the thing like it wouldn't tell you the monster until you put your your monster rancher game back in it would say like monster loaded like it'd be spinning like with glitter and bullshit then you put your monster rancher disc back in then it would show the disc on the screen And it would spin a bunch and then And the motherfucker would show up and you'd like fuck I got a shitty slime. It's a blue slime I was like stealing my sister's CDs. Yep

Spice girls in that bitch I don't care man absolutely that was the coolest shit in the world so you'd be going through your brand new DVD collection you'd go to

Showtime Video Blockbuster to rent a movie but you weren't renting a movie you were renting a monster that's what it was

for that was so cool like mom did you rent a movie this Friday she's like yeah why am I I need it

she's like you can't watch this when it's rated R I'm like don't care mom mom don't care i need to see it that game was hard as hell too dude it was super fucking hard because those creature a lot of those old games were but that was like you'd be like god this creature this is a dragon and it's dead okay well uh fuck okay write that one off i had my paper list i would just write down like me and casey both had that you every kid had their notebook with all their bullshit in it just

checking it off it's like not strong creature we need to see now looking up like what would be the most powerful meta in that game in monster rancher go back dude funny yeah like buy all the dvds emulator a speed run of Monster Rancher somebody's got there was I'll guarantee there's a speed run this is the fastest way

to conquer this game this is the DVDs you need where did those games go okay load up Spice Girls movie okay this is gonna get you a blue eyes dragon

you need to put on Bend It Like Beckham this is the most scary shit ever it's like Monkey Bones with Brendan Fraser what dude you used to put on Bend It Like Beckham? That's the most scary shit ever. It's like Monkey Bones with Brendan Fraser. Dude, do you remember the GameCube discs? The mini discs? Yes.

You could use those too. Could you? Yep. Oh, yeah, because they still fit onto a regular thing. They were just tiny. How would it read that stuff? Because it's based off the data on the disc, which is this. It doesn't need to be a full size. off the day on the disc which is this it doesn't it doesn't

need to be a full size the reader starts on the inside and moves out yeah but like if i put in let's say if we put in a playstation 4 game what's it going to do oh shit you're right that's what i'm saying it explodes we create an ied yeah donuts dead okay so we definitely need to get a playstation an IED. Yeah. Donut's dead. Okay, so we definitely need to get a PlayStation and put a PS4 game. Yeah, exactly. Things after that generation to see what monsters we get.

I'm so down for this. I want to play Monster Rancher so bad. I was just talking about this the other day. I was like, where did those games go? Where did disc games go? Where did the disc games go? Why didn't they go past that? Monster Rancher ended because Monster Hunter started fucking exploding.

Which they did good. Monster Hunter. Did that do Monster Hunter though? Digimon. There was like three Digimons. There was a third one that failed miserably. It was terribly done. It had full of bugs. Back in the day when games had bugs, they were just game breaking and you couldn't do anything about it. There was no

updates or patches to your games. No one has internet. So you couldn't. Final Fantasy. without the grainy mustard. When the barbecue's lit, but there's nothing to grill. When the in-laws decide that, actually, they will stay for dinner. Instacart has all your groceries covered this summer. So download the app and get delivery in as fast as 60 minutes. Plus, enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three orders.

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Exploits used to use the shit. Now they just patch them out. Can't explode. Video game. You gotta roll back your game saved yet at 2016 so that patch, that bug still works. PlayStation is now from 2016. But like, where did those style,

like where did the Monster Rancher, Digimon like raising, like Pokemon style games go? Because there's Pokemon obviously, but. It's just cool to have something physical to do. I think that's why Skylanders did so good. Skylanders and also Pokemon Go. Do you remember the week Pokemon Go launched?

Yeah, I was a police officer. So instead of fighting, I specifically remember this because I worked night shift as a cop. And it came out and we were all like, because we didn't have anything to do on night shift anyways. And you have to patrol. So as a cop, we were just driving around the city catching Pokemon for like a month. And when crimes happened, we would go there. But I also specifically remember we would eat at this one diner every night. And I was playing Pokemon Go at the diner. And this guy comes by and he's like,

You fucking playing Pokemons and not catching murderers and uh yeah so that was really weird and i i asked him i was like where's the murderers at and he couldn't tell me so i kept playing pokemon damn right man donut has three gems in the hood yeah oh my god dude so that's the weird okay oh so that's funny that you mentioned that gym battles in the hood um spartanburg south carolina there's like three major rich colleges they're like very affluent colleges and so we would roll up into the worst parts of spartanburg where like i found squirt like the worst parts of spartanburg and there would be some super fucking affluent asian kid wandering around looking at his phone not paying attention to everything. And we would have to roll

up and be like, you're going to get fucking murdered out here, bro. Get in my cop car. I'm going to drive you back to where your dorms are. Yeah, because he was trying to find like, it was weird. All the best Pokemon were in the ghetto. And so,

no, when Pokemon Go first released for the first at like, at least month, we would have to roll around the ghetto when there were, like, kids, like college kids looking for Pokemon and pick them up and take them back to their dorms because we had to tell them, you cannot be here. Spartanburg's not a safe place. Hey, guys, we got a Mewtwo in Spartansburg.

We got to go patrol right now. This Mewtwo is now like everyone's right there. And that's so funny. That's how we found these college kids. Because we're like, there's probably good Pokemon in this area. And we'd roll up on some fucking kid whose dad's an attorney. And he's wondering around. He's like wandering around the same spot.

We found a dude murdered last week. And we'd have to be like, get in my car. I'm taking you back to your dorm. And it's because of Pokemon Go. There's a bunch of kids almost got murdered. There's a Mewtwo on this. This fantastic child's artwork on the ground. That's a chalk outline of the human body.

Exactly. child's artwork on the ground that's uh that's a chalk outline of the human body exactly uh on that same note though like the the two weeks the first two weeks of pokemon goes launch world peace those were the greatest two weeks i can think of in the last five years dude i mean la was ridiculous during if you wanted to see insanity so bars boston during it it was insane the bars would have pokemon like hey there's pokemon here they would actually put their load or the uh the what was it to uh the stops it was the yes to whatever the make pokemon uh generate yeah yeah so bars and all that restaurants they would do that purposefully with pokemon go to drive traffic to their bar it was insane man like yeah la dude you would i was dude those augmented reality irl games

are that was like the craziest shit like going to boston and walking around like the quadrant like the middle of downtown boston following the crowds because we were chasing a blastoise like there's just hundreds of people walking in a circle around this fucking greenery hitting the stops picking up pokeballs and berries and all that shit and being like there's a blastoise over the other side half mile away and it just be a mob rushing it was i i there I can't think of another situation like that. It was wild. Like, what the fuck? Oh, I miss it.

Yeah. I don't miss it. I don't. It was fun. It was a thing. I just wish it was a little bit different. As you're saying, augmented reality is a different perspective, but once we get video games going in that direction. That's why I always say the next Mmo i play will be a vr mmo i think that will be the the game look at look at this man he's like you know it's on to something if we have ready player one in real life dude i don't need that

in my life i will look like batty in a year once once vr comes out there's i'm gonna be the biggest piece of shit so much weight i know That's why I'll look like you because I'm still I'll be skinny fat. Short? You're skinny. Short? No, I'll be short. You're not going to grow any taller, bud. I'll be skinny fat. And short. Bud, what pops in my head

about that? VR MMO like we've all spent you've played an MMO for at least 12 hours right so if you put the VR thing on your face there's going to be new medical conditions coming out

because you're putting a fucking VR thing on your face for more than 12 hours so there's going to be like new medical conditions can't wait I'm so excited for it do you remember the anime end game.hack.hack sign So there's going to be new medical conditions. Can't wait. I'm so excited for it. A new wave of fucked upness. Do you remember the anime endgame.hack?

.hack sign,.hack, all that shit? Do you remember the anime? It was just on the ramen place where we went. Sword Art Online. Sword Art Online. I would do that. The worst part is they'd be like, man, Eli, this game has been like,

you log in, you can't get out because you'll die. I'd be like, man, Eli, this game has been like you log in, you can't get out because you'll die. I'd be like, fuck, man. Power up. It's like, wait, I'm going to play games or die? Win-win. Well, you're behind the meta a little bit. I don't care. I'm going to just play it safe.

We're going to see how this one goes. Because it's like, it's a fucking world that you are in and you guys if you played like the new vr that's coming out it is fucking mind-blowing on video games i i said uh i remember when the vibe just came out have you guys done vr yet yeah very little i'm afraid i had a vibe pro oh i don't you have live i need to try i need to see if i'm gonna have a stroke i won't buy it because i i haven't ever used any kind of real gun like real because my my balance my equilibrium i'm afraid to spend a bunch of money on a vr setup and not be able to use it i didn't know you had one i'm gonna try it no it's broke i'm gonna order

something we're gonna i'll get a new one so we can try it. I don't want a VR so bad, but I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to use it. I'll get one so you can try it. It's such, I will always say the best reference to almost coming to God moment is when you try that VR for the first time, especially a good one. It is so different because you're like, oh's gonna be vr especially coming from our age where you're like oh we got the virtual boy my eyes hurt and i have a headache now this is fantastic yeah but going into that next world of vr and like it being implemented you're like you're like looking around and you're like i am part of this world and you're interacting you're doing everything and when you take it off you're like holy shit oh my god because it is you are in that

world now you are part of it you're interacting with it fucking crazy and they do those small rooms and it's just a fucking square you're going back and forth but it feels like this huge area and you're like oh my god i just want to play skyrim on vr so oh it's so fun because you can just stab stab stab stab stab really quick i had one of my veteran buddies uh come over when i first got my vi it was a vive pro that i got i fucked it up already i broke it someone hit it with something but one of my veteran buddies came over and jesus christ squirt and uh you can do Google Maps and he was going through where he had

like firefights and like did combat and was like here's where I killed a guy here's where someone killed my friend like here and here because like Google Maps is so like real and you can go through the streets of like Cabal and like

all these crazy places yeah and you just live VR is awesome And you can go through the streets of Cabal and all these crazy places. Yeah. And you just live. VR is awesome. It's so bad. I've been afraid to spend the money on it. Dude, scary games? Oh, they're nutty.

Oh, John had this fucking before I broke it. That's how he broke it. Because we hit one of the stands. I was playing one of the zombie games. It was like, what's that? God damn it. What's that TV show? Walking Dead.

There's a Walking Dead game. And I was playing it. And a zombie came out of nowhere. And I went to hit it. And I threw the controller. It broke the whole fucking thing. And that's why I don't have VR anymore. Because you are there in that world.

And it's super loud in your it's like super loud in your ears and you're looking at it i'm gonna buy a vr for my birthday i'm gonna buy you a vr for your birthday shut up now the the i will say i will say the only time i missed two days of work was because i got my equilibrium got thrown off from v. So VR just came out. And what I didn't know, again, this is to all the people that haven't done VR, when you have a controller, so I had a control system with the VR,

you're supposed to move forward and then that's it. And you turn like this, move forward with the controller, turn with your head and your chair. So the one I had was you rotate with your chair, you move around like that. If you turned with your head and your chair so the one i had was uh you'd rotate with jerry move around like that if you turned with your head and your controller what your brain is now doing is it it gets fucking thrown off that's why my brain's broken yeah it was like why are you turning so much it's like i don't know what's going on yep scary fucking game i remember these statues when you

weren't looking at the statues they'd be be statues. If you turned, they would get closer any time you turned back. Doctor Who shit. Yeah, absolutely fucking terrifying in a VR world. I was playing that. I got scared. I fucking took it off finally. I was like, whew. I was like, man, I feel fucking weird.

What the? I feel really sick, actually. Dude, vertigo and motion sickness from that, that's like a big thing. And considering my equilibrium doesn't work anymore, it just fucked like that that's my whole issue if i'm walking and moving in a direction but i'm looking in a different direction than i'm moving in my head just immediately was like guess we're just gonna fall over now this is how we kill daddy we get him vr his body just died like a star wars fighter jet because i know there's a new vr star wars like starfighter or some shit out put me in that shit for a minute eyes crossed just having a

good time he died a hero on the battle of indoor that's the only thing i haven't jumped into like i'll i'll do whatever the fuck else when it comes to any kind of gaming. I'm all about diving in headfirst. And VR is, I'm just like, I don't want to build a whole VR PC and do all this crazy shit. And then. And then have to return it. Because I get sick from it. I mean, I don't give a fuck. I'm just going to do it.

I'm going to buy one for my birthday. I don't give a fuck. Dude, that side room up here. We should make that a VR area and run it for my gaming PC. Absolutely. And we'll have a VR set up. Yeah. You can put cameras in. You can put a corner camera.

So you can watch it all. We can all come in and do streams doing VR in there. Oh, that would be fun. Blade and Sorcery. Have you played Blade and Sorcery yet? That's the one I watched, dude! It looks so good! You're fighting gladiator fights. Oh, yes! And you can pick your weapon.

And John is brutal at it. You're like, hacking limbs fights. Oh, yes. And you can pick your weapon. And John is brutal at it, my 11-year-old. You're like hacking limbs off and shit, dude. You can grab another person and beat another person to death with them. It's just gladiator. It's so realistic. It's gladiator fighting. And you can pick weapons and just kill people with other people, too. It feels so natural, I bet, because I know a few of the games I played played it's just so natural to grab shit out of the air or on the table and you're like

and you're like this is literally part of me right now yeah pt for um silent hill the new one that stopped and now they're redoing yeah that one is a is a VR game now. PT is a VR game. And it is absolutely fucking terrifying from watching my fans play it. And I was like, okay, this is the one I want to play on VR. We should make Batty. Have you played PT?

Period. No. Oh, this will be the best stream ever. Done. Do you like scary stuff? It doesn't bother me, but I'll do it It doesn't until you play I'd like it in VR and done sure hundred percent all about it I'm one of the few games you like scary games don't

The fuck am I doing right now? Why am I in this bill? Because they can sue you you're like i'm in this world now see i i just want to get see i want an mmo in vr like i'm afraid to have that happen but at the same time i want it i won't leave that that's it dude like could you imagine could you imagine like the wow grind guild wars uh star wars whatever your your genre is dude that's what i fucking love that anime um sword art or dot hack that's why dude what if what if like your skills because your skills in game would come down to your skills in real life so people start doing mma more like when people start practicing swords more i'm just like jack shoulders and shit from swinging swords and like yeah like would look would people start practicing swords more? I'd just, like, jack shoulders and shit from swinging swords

and, like... Yeah, like, would people who have never worked out before but they're, like, super into video games start going to gyms because they want to be able to fuck people up in their game? Fighting in real life? Like, that is the things where it's, like, that's why I love sword art because it's... It is that, and now you're exploring

an entire world. You are checking out from this world, and you're going into a world but you get to be whatever the fuck you want explore whatever you want and it is i mean you've done vr it is pretty like when you're there it is yeah it is impressive that you are in that world like when you take it off i didn't do the vibe pro but when you take that off you're like oh i'm backbe Pro, but when you take that off, you're like, oh, I'm back to it. Like, I always felt. Yeah, you walk weird. Yeah. Like when you run on a treadmill and then you get off the treadmill. It's like the same feeling.

But it's your reality. Maybe I shouldn't play VR. I have an addictive personality. Like, it's not good. You get off of it and you're looking around and you're just like, okay, shit. What the fuck happened? Batty, like, they do these, my favorite are the puzzle rooms. And then this is it.

And you're going like, you're like solving this puzzle. and then it's like you crawl and you do all this stuff you like i gotta crawl and go through this vent and you go here you're like okay now i'm in this big room right here and you walk around and you're like okay i figure out this puzzle and you go here here here here here you're walking in a fucking square but in your world you're going through this expanse but your friends watching you're going through this expanse. But your friends watching you are like, Dude, could you imagine D&D and that shit? D&D.

Oh. That would be really cool. Oh, my God. You know how long our campaigns would go? I mean, dude, I used to... Hell yeah, man. I'd be sitting at a table like this with fucking six to eight friends and we'd be doing four hours a session and be like you sure you guys don't want to do another four real quick like eight hour we i remember one day we all took work off

we all because we all worked at the same place we all just took a day off from work we played dnd for like 13 hours that's rad just tabletop we'd all break for lunch for like an hour then we'd get back into it like role-playing characters like it fucking dies but in vr bro like that's what i want man fuck because you'd be the dm and you would be watching all this unfold and saying it we're walking through the fucking scenario and you're like I I I I blew my brain everyone would just be like okay well this is life now this is what we want to do we're going to stick with this I'm now a wizard

oh my god you can't take it off you're not a wizard you put it back on you're a wizard you gotta stay there I'd just be a god damn wizard bro I'm just going to shit on myself forever and be a wizard I'm bathroom bathroom I'm hot bro. I'm just going to shit on myself forever and be a wizard. I'm bathroom. Bathroom. I'm drunk.

Mom. Man, dude, that's fucking. I'm going to buy VR. I'm just going to do it. VR is going to get insane. It's like the movies we've watched the past 10 years where you got people in VR who are like junkies to it. What is that?

Ready Player One. Yeah, Ready Player One. There's also the one where Tom Cruise, where you can predict people killing themselves. Minority Report? Yeah, Minority Report. Holy shit. There were like virtual reality junkies in that too. That's what happened.

Like, hands down, I would be fully immersed in that world. I mean, that's the next big game. Because that's why why i love ready player one if you haven't read the book very good you read the book i read the book i haven't even seen the movie you don't see the don't watch the movie read the book watch the movie it's still visually amazing it's a great movie but it does not compare to the book but at the same time the book the book was from, what, the 80s, right? It was in the 80s? No, it came out recent. Ready Player One? Yeah, that's a new... Ready Player One's not that new.

Came out in 2011, I think. No way. Can we just say the cartels are fucking up by investing in substances and not investing in virtual reality? Because that's going to be the substance abuse. Yeah, that's going to be the addictive thing of the future. It's going to be the substance abuse. Yeah, that's going to be the addictive thing of the future. It's going to be virtual reality where you lay down, like on Minority Report, you lay down your thing and your reality is augmented. And that's what you're going to fucking steal and kill people and kidnap.

And that's what you're going to get money for. It's going to be virtual reality. It's not going to be substances. I thought it was way older. Batty always questions. I am, it was baddy always questions i am baddy always questions eli i have to question you and i'm like i think 2011 bam 2011 is when that book came i will always question you somebody has to keep you in check even if i'm wrong gotta do it that like that book that for that book so good just came out and i need to read it but

it really just came out didn't yeah yeah if you. Ready Player Two just came out, didn't it? Yeah. If you've never read the book. Last year, two years ago? So it has nothing but 80s and early 90s references, which is the best fucking part. Don't it? You would, 300 pages, you will read that in a single night. It is so fun.

Logan, Jared, I got all the BRCC boys to read it. I was like, read it. And they were like, bro, I don't even. Literally, come down the next day they'd be like man that was a good book i was like you read the entire thing and like couldn't put it down i was like exactly because it is like you have microsoft you have all these things and then it is the idea of it's like uh 2050 or 2060 america's like not the best but this reality system is where because again think about it you have school being taught there because why would you need

real school if you have a VR simulator to go anywhere why what's the point yeah so they would do that you're saving emissions that's probably a big thing too exactly but the biggest thing is the competition so the owner created this this is the richest man in the world because it's worth like fucking a trillion dollars. Jeff Bezos, basically. Even richer. On crack. Because the entire world.

Elon and Jeff made this. Because the entire world uses this. But you have a system that everyone uses for school to work, to buy stuff in games. For video games, you have different video games in the world. So it's like MMOs inside of this. So you have everything you want is the host of everything. And you get to just plug in and you're like, I want to do VR stuff today.

I want to do first person shooters. That's all through this one system. And you're there, you live that world. And then the owner dies and he's like, Hey, I'm giving away everything. Whoever can find the final gate key, here's my clue.

So there's three keys, which are three gates. As long as you follow those and there's a scoreboard, if you get to the last one first and you are in first place on the score, you now own my – Inherit it. You inherit the world. The entire company, which is like a 300 or 400 billion dollars so charlie chocolate factory and vr yes and that's the thing and then

after it's like what's really what catches you it's like the first chapter just shows it's like it's like oh he he announces this when he dies his v VR goes through all everyone's VR system. And then it is a process of just no one can find it. Like six years, no one's found even the first. He gives a clue. No one's found anything. Shit. And that's how it starts.

And you're like, fuck. Okay, I'm down. This is a... Well, I know what I'm watching tonight. It's so good. The book. No, no, no, no. It's fine. The movie... A lot of people... All right, all right. It's so good. The book. No, no, no, no. It's fine.

The movie. A lot of people. It's like comparing the Lord of the Rings trilogy to the Lord of the Rings movies. There's so much that's missing. Shut the fuck up. I love the movie. It was a good time. I promise I'll read it if I watch it.

Absolutely. The book is so. I'd almost say just read it first because it's not big. It's like 200 pages max. And on that note we're gonna we're gonna force this to be an end we're gonna force on that fucking cliffhanger go watch ready player one go listen go read the book oh it's so good suck dicks do what you gotta do dude ranch water ranch water thank you so much for only we need one supplement we need more we drink

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