Unsubscribe Podcast - 82 - Drunk History Part 1 ft. The Fat Electrician & Nikko Ortiz

Episode Date: December 2, 2022

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Getting all this shit out. That's too short to be mine or Baddie's beard hair. You're f***ing checking it. This is f***ing 9.30 at night. Oh my god. You gotta... Get this from a cat? This was at Baddie's old house, which what lived there? I feel like Baddie lived there.

That's even worse. No, no, you f***ing popped that. Yeah, holy s***. You almost broke the rule already. Jesus f***ing Christ, bro. Okay, holy shit. You almost broke the rule already. Jesus Christ, bro. Okay, first off, we'll just do this first. I mean, hold on. What is this? The shot.

You got me doing shots out of a Red Solo. First time you bring me here, you got me doing shots out of Russian made vodka. And now I'm doing shots of something out of a Red Solo cup. Dude, it's past your bedtime. He's already. Dude, this is past your bedtime. He's already. Dude, this is bad. Coming from Iowa, you have nothing. This is a step up from you.

You told me the first time we came, you're not allowed to wear pants on the podcast until you have four appearances. This is your second one? I did it on number one. He gets to wear pants? I do what I want, though. I just unlocked pants.

He doesn't deserve them yet, and you're letting him wear his pants. First off, he's really hot. wear pants i do what i want just got to i just unlocked pants he doesn't deserve him yet and you're letting him wear his pants well first off he's really hot there's that that is i know it to a t now that guy's fucking ridiculous, don't I? It's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy. Welcome to Unsubscribe. Hey guys, thanks for watching the Unsubscribe podcast.

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be at the top don't say something motivating and that's where the you come that is come subscribe okay not gonna lie uh this episode got cut into two because there was some drink a lot of drink there was a lot of drinking but the good news is we have a surprise episode coming out friday so you're gonna get this one today and then friday you get a brand new episode of what happens when people drink too much stay tuned for that okay then we go like this okay and then we go hi everyone welcome to unsubscribe I'm baddie Everyone donut here finish it welcome down subscribe. I'm here today with my friend Eli and my other friend baddie screams wait fuck and then

Donut operator here do good to have you guys it's been a while since I seen you guys Baddie you've lost weight here Donut, you've gained weight. Donut, yeah. Flipping the pancake. Dude, you just come back from the gym? Yeah, we got hit with that earlier. Dude, that waiter was fucking shook for the rest of the night. He'd be cracking jokes, bro.

He didn't come back. He just checked. He was like, Hey y'all get it. Okay. He didn't want to talk to us after that, bro. He was like, nah,

fuck that table. We all can take that table, bro. Fuck tips. Tips and shit. We're all, well, we were dressed exactly like this. Oddly enough,

we just got back from dinner and the waiter walks up and goes, you guys just get back from the gym. You guys gym it up. To which i just immediately responded no we just dress like douchebags and then we all legit took a second we're like wait why the fuck why did he say it like that and then i look like strong and pretty recon one the tier operator and fucking brcc in america she probably thought it said BCAAs. Fresh chain amino acids?

Fuck yeah, bro. Fucking go hard. Poor guy. Why would he be ordering drinks like, whoo, just got back from... Just sweaty dudes, apparently. That's how the night started. And then Brandon showed up. And it got worse.

No, look. The day has started at four. Let me tell you a story. Oh. Batty's gone. Eli scheduled my flight. Okay, so I get to the TSA. We need Batty back.

First off, I said, what time do you like to fly? I didn't realize he lived fucking 18 hours from the airport. I didn't know you had to take sled dogs to get to a fucking car to then get to the fucking airport. Not on me, bro. I assume you had internet. That wasn't the issue. It started off really good. I went to TSA. It was very busy, which was discouraging at first for a second.

Okay. And then I realized that thanks to the military i can follow basic instructions and then i got to watch a six foot eight 300 pound black man berate people for being fucking dumb oh it was oh he was an asshole tsa oh yeah oh no see i can't do that he's literally just like me up he's literally just like if it's made out of metal if it's made out of metal take it off people what about my belt is it made out of fucking metal then take it off then take it off he goes you know what just step over there and that dude got wanded for like i don't know the whole time i was no see i just i just shut the fuck up into bro i hate

flying so much i i hate flying i can't fucking do it so my day has to go good from the get if if like we're if i'm like driving to the airport and there's like traffic or anything it starts to fuck with my entire day because i said well dude if we hit turbulence bro i will reach over people which i've done in the past right if i'm sitting in the aisle because I pee a lot right if I sit close to The window it I'd lose no matter what so when do I can look outside like oh safe We're not falling out of the sky. I'm not gonna die right now But if I sit in the aisle can't see anything, but I get to pee whenever I want If that yeah fucking science

Stare death in the face urinate That's all I got bro cuz then if i have to pee and i hold it i just get mad i get pissed off and i'm but i like look over and if someone's just knocked like i'll be like oh shit what am i gonna do and then i try sneaking over them and it's just a this is a second awkward ass in the face this is the second time i've hung out with you and like every time there's something really serious going on you're the most nonchalant person in the room and every time absolutely nothing is going on you are the most on edge you are intense i can't i can't handle like simple things bro if it's if it's jumping out of a plane i'm cool with it if

it's me riding in a plane i'm like i just like it. Okay. We have hit a cruising altitude of 15,000 feet. Yeah. Everyone can unbuckle back. They're going to be a nice, safe, calm flight. Nico's like, motherfucker, we're going down. Lion bitch. You're pounding on the door. Sir, this is a Denny's.

If they tell me that we're going to have a... Dude, I... Pilots will be like, Hey, this is the captain here. We're going to have a smooth flight. You know, it's about an hour flight. If we're fucking 10 minutes in, and we're flying, and it's just a little... Dude, if I have my laptop and shit out, bro,

I pack it up, put it in my backpack, feet planted, hands on the fucking stern, bro. And I'm so mad. You're already in the... They're lying, bro I'm so mad! You're already in the... They're lying, bro! These lying bitches! You're already like this. You're bracing for impact.

Five minutes into a three-hour flight, and you're like, just in case. Bro, you've been talking about it right now. It's got me sweating, bro. I panic. You're punching to panic. You're punching the mask out. You're like, give me the mask out You scheduled me a flight on an airline I've never even fucking heard of Googled to make sure it was good. I like I did the boarding pass. I like did you want to upgrade for $39? I gave my credit card. I'm like this is gonna be fucking awesome. I board. It's me. Empty seat. Some random woman.

Extra leg room. Extra big chair. This is the comfiest I've ever been on a flight in my entire life. Now, before he finishes this story. Now, I was happy with that first part of the story. I was like, man, I did a good job, Eli. I patted myself on the back because I Googled and then reddited. If, if that was a good airline, I was like, I have never heard of that one.

That's weird. No, like since 2020, 2020 they went up the cells are going up everyone loves the customer service i was like nailed it click finish they're like uh so they're they they lock the door and they're like the cabin is now pressurized and i turn my wi-fi on uh there is no wi-fi and there is no tv and i didn't bring a book because I'm not a fucking pilgrim what airline did you fly fucking Sun Country I've never heard of it I don't know It's a 3 hour flight

I got to look at the front of a fucking seat rest for 3 hours Go home watch Lord of the Rings Return of the King, except turn the fucking TV off and make it a chair. I literally got so bored I went through my camera gallery and was deleting seven-year-old pictures.

Old memes that don't even make sense anymore because they're so not relevant. 1.7 gigs worth of pictures. I deleted it off my phone in that three-hour flight. It was pretty epic. Son, what? My phone's physically lighter. I got rid of so many memes. Dude, no.

Hell no. No, see, no, no, no. Dude, no, no, fuck. Oh, my God. I was on that plane, bro. Did I have anything to distract my mind? That motherfucker. You catch me on the news Nico is building a ball In five minutes in we start getting turbulence and shit. I'd be like put this motherfucker on the ground now

Right fucking now, bro. I like dude Opened up the window because they don't want the Sun in their face Hey, listen, bitch if we hit turbulence open up that fucking window. I want to see I need to make sure even though I can't I can't do anything If you were to reach over if I didn't know you like open it like no Like who the fuck do you think you are are legit will grab Tell them they can't reach I won't go for it dude I'm so weird I'll prop up in my chair I'll scan for an open window and I see one back

over this one oh I swear to God for like maybe like 20 minutes to half an hour. I would be like this I would hate looking at the outside window like five aisles back all the way at the end open until like You sound like my autistic son How did you have an eight hour flight from vegas to texas explain this to me Oh, yeah, you did you like you sent me a picture like 3 a.m. flying. And then you got here at 5 p.m. I told him, well yeah, why do you think it didn't? And you're like, oh, he'll take a single, I was like, I'll take a single shot.

And you're like, he'll take a double shot. And I was like, dude, I've been drinking like all day. I didn't even know that. It's a giant cope of staying alive and not fucking getting like put on a no-fly list, bro. It won't take long to tell you Neutral's ingredients. Vodka, soda, natural flavors. So, what should we talk about? No sugar added

neutral refreshingly simple and it has to go good like i have to get i'll get like a nice big uber to take me to the airport i try and live like a king when i fly because i'm like i have to stay calm because i'll freak out dude i will i will panic. That's probably the few times I'll panic. Like he said, I'm calm with anything that's crazy. If they're like, oh, we're jumping. Like when we were at Brandon, we were jumping out of planes. They're like, we're jumping out of planes. I'm like, okay, cool.

Literally, there's a video they took of us like jumping out of the plane. I'm just like this the whole time. I'm like, falling out the plane and shit. No, you catch me on the inside of a plane, though. Like I'm on drugs, dude I can't He needs an impending feeling of doom Dude, no

Talk about anxiety People are like, I'm depressed Do I have anxiety? I'm like, no You're never gonna Fucking idea, bro I feel like you're never gonna have a healthy relationship Because of this month

She's like, I love you so much I'm like, you a lying bitch You fucking whore You fucking whore You fucking whine Tell me a Yes hit me I don't like this why are you so kind I'm gonna go a very healthy

She's like wow you can trust me I'll be like I don't trust you Babe this is the most calm relaxing relationship I've ever been in Imagine the wedding vows Babe why do you have a knife stand by you in sickness and in health maybe maybe it's just a lot of maybes never commit 100 bro you may kiss the bride. Push her out the way.

Do you love her? That's your reply? Is that fuck boy face? I would say it just looks like you suck on a sweet tart and you got the Nico Ortiz fuck boy face. I definitely can't do it. Let's see it. Like this.

Watch, watch. No. Nope. I refuse. Do you just pretend? I'm not going to be a meme. You Nico Ortiz fuck boy face. I definitely can't do it. Let's see it like this look watch watch now Nope, I refuse just pretend. I'm not gonna be a mere gay fuck boy Now you just got the goods because that's the sound that plays in my head every time. Right now, Eli, I'll do it for you. Oh, yeah. If you had to give me a percentage of your success,

how much would you put on your ability to make that face? How many girls can be like, I really want you to do that face? People have. People have been like, I really want you to do that face? People have. People have been like, you just have like a football. Do the one. Like, because people do. I don't know if it's you or someone else, but they're like, do like that face you make.

Or they say, like, do Navy's face or like do a Navy impression. I'll just be like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Penis. A picture of one night stand I came so hard for Matt This is my sex face

God damn it Oh god damn Do we have fat electrician you're in Second and third place now we're going to talk about more This is just a fucking bonus card Demolition Matt called me out Because he was mad that I took second And then I immediately took third And then I'm going to take first and then I'm going to get true. Demolition Matt called me out because he was mad that I took second and then I immediately took third.

I'm going to take first and then I'm going to take third again. Make sure you guys dislike this video so we stay on bottom. Bottom bitch status. I've been meaning to ask you something. When snow melts, where does all the white go? Not to... Where does all the white go?

Not to. Is this a dad joke now? I'm like thinking about it. So when, when ice melts, where does snow go? No, when,

when snow melts, where does all the white go? On the ground. Oh, to Florida. The only reason I asked is because all the fucking dandruff on your shirt. It's so much better than Eli. Oh, you guys.

Fucking slow that down and show a foul compilation. We're just going to do a foul compilation of Nick. Now that's it. I have to fail more than once. That's fine with me. I got it. He did that to me like the first time we met, which was what? Like last fucking month or like six weeks ago? Oh, you got him? Yeah. No, you know what? I got it. He did that to me, like, the first time we met, which was what, like, last fucking month or, like, six weeks ago?

Oh, you got him? Yeah, no, he got me, like, multiple times. It was just, like, funny and chill or whatever. But then now, like, I don't know what it is. Like, if you, like, he could be like, oh, look, that guy's got a gun. Be careful. I'd be like. Dude, it's the opening move.

And then I'd probably get shot in the head and die. That's how I realized I liked you. It's my opening move. Okay. Because it's like, like, look, when you meet a new dude, it's like, I might like you,

but you might be a fucking dickhead. Oh no. I'm the same way. And if I get you with the boop, you only have two options. Either we're going to be really good friends or we're fighting right now. Or fucking like we did. I mean,

I mean, I didn't even put that finger in my mouth. He said, and i was like make it real uncomfortable for him it's like this i was worried when i did it to him i was worried when i did it to him because i like the only way i can equate what i felt with how he looked at me was like when you pull the lever on a slot machine and the three wheels start rolling this is gonna be fucking interesting we're gonna be really good friends or we're getting in the fight and chuck liddell's here like yeah i wonder whose side chuck's gonna be

yeah does chuck even know this nico guy let's hope not just beat the shit dude i was a big old fucking fist just clubs me in the head. You are the first person when we always, when one of my other friends meets you and hangs out before they hang out with the Niko, man I thought that guy was gonna be a douchebag. Dude, you fuckin' said that too! I told him to say that! Every fuckin' sucker says it! Every motherfuckin' says it! Every motherfuckin' says it!

Everybody says that. You know who caught me off guard? Niko Ortiz, a really good guy down to earth. Like you said, I was like, yeah. I know. Dude, he came up, he said that exact same shit. Dude, like to the T. And after, he's also like, he's like, dude, I thought I was going to fucking hate you.

I said, sorry. Yeah, he apologized to me. I like people meet you and apologize to you. Like, why does everyone hate me? No, I told him, I was like, I'm used to it, bro. It's cool. You ever just meet somebody, you're like, this guy hate me and i'm like i'm used to it bro it's cool you ever just meet somebody you're like this guy's gonna be a fucking dickhead and then he's super nice and you're like damn it i'm the dickhead fuck oh nico did that to me now we're best friends those internet personalities are like it's so starkly different uh for the tv

show i did um when we did our what was it called uh pilot episode it was just to get the sizzle reel sizzle reel and that's what happened was rocco was his character and they were like oh eli just be yourself and i looked at rocco's like i'm gonna be a fucking prick just an arrogant prick on this so watch out and all i was the entire sizzle reel which is a six minute episode was just me bragging about myself how i'm god's gift yeah just an asshole i didn't think anything because i didn't think the tv show was gonna get fucking picked up i was like okay eli's good and then i got a call like two months later like hey you got a full season you're a history channel but i was like professional dickhead now, and I was like oh

I have to do this Every take Paul for a few Now you have to fight him And or wait you might make you wait till you're 47. Yeah, he has to hit a retirement fan, bro I just came back from the fight. I took my staff with me, bro. Well, I know he had to fight. Silva's a good fighter and he is old as fuck, though. That's that's 47. No, bro.

OK, so what do you think would happen, though, if it was OK? Because you fight, too, right? OK, so what do you think would happen if it was, you know, full spectrum? Like like Silva in his prime? No, no, no. Like right now. Full spectrum MMA? Yeah.

Oh, he'd have been out. Silva? No, Paul. Yes. Okay, so now they're just boxing. Anderson Silva's still a great fighter. He knows how to box. He's been boxing when he retired from the UFC.

It's like, I get it. I mean, like, I don't think people get it jake paul's finessing everybody he's consistently training consistently fighting getting the bag and doing this and he's just gonna keep getting better and fighting better and better people and people are just gonna keep taking it from him so why not just keep doing that and he will be super he's already a great he's a good fighter dude he's solid as fuck now do i think he could beat prime so what no no fuck no bro you lose that reaction base when you start fucking when you start boxing like you the older the fighters jones uh roy jones jr is my favorite because he was like oh man once i hit

my late 30s or when he started losing the first thing he said he was like man i was fucking on top of the world like nothing could hit me fucking those punches that's why he fought with his hands down and he's like and then one year like my body was i was like move bitch and my body didn't react the same way yeah and that's what happened he was just like yeah he was like move out the way bodies took a second too long it's like boom he's like, yeah. And he's like, move out the way. Bodies took a second too long. It's like, boom. He's like, oh. And literally, and he started losing. He was like, fuck, my body can't keep up with my reaction time anymore.

He's like, hands moving, move. He's like, sure. Like, oh, I'm just going to get my ass beat today. And it's like, here. It's like, oh, that's really close. I'm not. Oh, no. And that's like here. It's like oh, that's really close enough And that's what happened that's a

Especially at the lighter weights when you have cruiserweight any of those lighter weight divisions It is the older you get the faster you fall off at a lighter weight division now you have heavyweights grill man himself Who makes the grills fucking Georgeorge foreman george foreman grills there we go what the fuck are we talking about heavyweight mma for a second sorry go ahead but george foreman he didn't count he came back he retired and came back a fucking champion at 43 47 years old in the heavyweight division he was out at a younger age nothing came back a fucking monster what blows my mind about fight boxing mma any sport, jiu-jitsu,

any sport you want to talk about in general is film. Film has changed everything. Yes. Because now you're not training to fight. You're training to fight Nico Ortiz and only Nico Ortiz. There was a saying that you know who the first guy to beat sugar Ray Leonard was a cameraman. Cause it recorded his, because they finally got to record how he fought and somebody got to teach

themselves how to beat him. They didn't teach themselves how to fight better than him. They taught themselves how to beat that one individual. Yeah. Well, I mean, I feel like nowadays it's like typical sports. It's like football, for instance.

You're still going, you're doing train-ups, you're doing your regular plays and shit, but then you're also adapting to that next fucking team. You're watching film. You're hacking into their radios. You know who's doing what. You're getting there. Yeah, you need to fucking catch up.

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Don't be a drew or a baddie. Oh, we didn't get nice. We didn't get no, you'd be squatting. Ooh, ooh, ah,

ooh, relax. Calm down. Ooh, ah, ah, the fucking fairy dance, dude. That was hot, though.

Damn. Yo, hey, yo, hey, yo, fuck. More for you just in case, Nico. A white claw? Like, boxing, fighting, in general. This is, who was I just thinking about? Oh, studying for fights. What was great is when you watch pacquiao in his prime

or mayweather even these dudes my favorite interviews are the fighters that were going to beat pacquiao when pacquiao was in his height they would train up for this fight and homeboys would be like after the fight interview they're like what happened he's like man i thought i could handle his speed literally i watched i watched literally what they would, I watched that. Literally what they would say. That is exactly what they would say. It would be a thousand hours of watching Fighting Fudge. They would get in the ring. It's like, fucker's fast.

Fucker is too fast. Literally, there is Mexican fighters just saying, fucker is too fast. Fucker's fast. He like, foo, foo, foo, foo. He was like, at first, it was like, I would see a jab. I'd be like, I can read. And then it's, boom. Yo, he fucking X Games mode, dude. Dude, I would see a jab. I'd be like, I can read. Boom! He fucking X Games mode.

Dude, he is, man. He's on veteran mode. I can't fight him, man. Hacky out back in the day was shit. Bro, and Southpaw. So you're just like, dude, when he beat the shit out of, not Canelo, but who's the Mexican fighter that fought Dirty? He put the plaster in his fucking gloves beat up oh it just was in my head fucking miss mma i know it i know i'm like uh antonio margarito

margarito margarita nice mar mexican drink his family was. His family named him Margarita Margarito. Margarito. But that dude, Pacquiao, he cheated beforehand and he beat the Puerto Rican boxer. I cannot remember his name. And he beat the shit out of him because it plaster fucking gloves. Pacquiao went

in that feet against Margarito. Margarito looked like Jesus Christ at the end of Passion of the Christ after he was done with him it was a whooping a whoop like margarito they had to stop the fight no oh no pot pacquiao beat the fuck out of margarito i'm getting lost have you seen um i will show up there's a whole i want to see this now there's a whole YouTube channel where all he does is he green screen and like Chroma keys out the other fighter that's like winning and he just has the dude that's getting his ass beat in the boxing ring Taking damage, it's taking it's literally like you just see this guy developing CPE. It's taking it's literally like you just see this guy developing CTE. It's Sad it's

far With his own fucking plaster gloves dude pack. Yeah, they stopped the fight cuz he had a broken orbital bone Pacquiao a what bone or orbital orbital? Okay better. Okay. I'll barely got hit and he did packing. I was just like Done knock dude, it was like the most one-sided like ass beating and everyone was like, okay They made they should actually stop this now that it's getting fucked up. Wait, this needs to end. Yeah, packy out Yeah, I love one-sided ass beatings. They're the best fights. I don't know. Did you watch MMA?

A little bit. I didn't know you did Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. By the way, fucking Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, man. Bro, you were jacked in that photo, too. Which photo? When you were wearing the gi. Oh, thanks. That was like last week, dickhead. That was last week. Sure damn

Tragic, okay Next story. Go on. Where were we? I'm a purple belt in jujitsu. Where were we going with that? Oh, my God. Oh, no. I was surprised. I was like, what the fuck?

Oh, boy. Why are you such a... I was bragging about it. He's like, yeah, I am a fucking... Go, go, go, go, go, go. Can't get too big, bro. We're done. We're gonna shoot you down real fucking fast purple belt fucking fighter over here how long you been doing that shit like 10 years oh you could actually fucking probably wrap me up on the goddamn ground bro dude i've been doing jujitsu in

iowa for 12 years 10 years 12 years that's different. Dude, Iowa? Iowa, the amount of wrestlers walking around in Iowa is terrifying. And that's the only people you fear on the ground. It's BJJ versus wrestling. If wrestling is your base and you do MMA too, you're a scary motherfucker.

You're a scary fucking person. You have to actively try to kind of learn Jiu Jitsu. But if you're you're you're scary you have to person you have to actively try to kind of learn jujitsu but if you're a world-class wrestler and you add a couple years of legitimate effort into jujitsu you're terrifying on the ground you're scary because they're the most aggressive grapplers i i love bjj person i i know when i lay down i'm like here pull guard whatever it's gonna be a relaxed game of chess. When I am fighting a wrestler, it is my ass on my back. They're just treating me like a fucking broom.

And I'm cleaning the floor. Bro, flip over. And you're like, what? Just stop. What the fuck are you doing, bro? Come on. Consume energy. Like, no.

Yeah. It's fucking worse than anything. try learning jujitsu and i like do you know iowa's got the best like yeah that's all everybody it's just like some random dude walks in like can i try jujitsu today sure do you have any experience in jujitsu no like bro your fucking shoulders connect to your earlobes. I know you know how to grapple. I was like, how long did you wrestle? I started when I was three.

I won the state championship when I was 10. Okay, to give, if you don't know at home, to give you an idea of like the state championship level for Iowa, if you were in a state neighboring Iowa, you move to Iowa to try to win a state championship there because it means so much more to a college so for example we had a guy when i was in guard new new cadet oh christ he showed up and he was super cocky and i just asked him i was like are you like a fucking badass like what's the deal he was jacked i'm level one of mac he's like

i i won state and wrestling two years in a row. And I was like, oh sweet. What fucking town? And he said some town none of us had ever heard of Iowa National Guard. And he's like, we're like, where the fuck is that? He's like Southern Illinois. We all started laughing. Oh yeah. He's like, he's like, what's so funny? Some gang territory shit. This dude. Wrong neighborhood, motherfucker. I'll never fucking forget it in my life. His name was Mitten. Dude drank a 30-pack every night of Keystone. He's like, I made districts my senior year in Iowa. I will fucking stick your ass right now. They took their tops off, wrestled, stuck him in 38 seconds. And he's just fucking. Just pinned.

Done. Stop. Bitch. God. him in 38 seconds and you just fucking just pinned stop bitch god like who is a horn old mma jeremy horn jeremy training at jeremy's gym because i trained with jeremy mark uh demarcus johnson and um ryan o'connell you really. Now, if you want to know the difference between a UFC and a Bellator fighter, I can tell you, I can spar a Bellator fighter. UFC fighters, I can't fight. I was just like, what the? And then you have all these huge, like these are heavyweights.

They, I'm really good at standup. I'm decent at grappling ground. I've done it since I was 14, 13, never been wrapped up so fucking fast. Jeremy Horn's a fucking legend. Like he's a, he's got,

he's like, he's in like the top 10 for most MMA fights ever. Like it's in the hundreds of MMA fights. It's insane. And then you have Sean O'Connell who is a heavyweight. He does the hilarious intros. Have you ever seen his? Oh, yeah.

I know. He breathes out flowers. You'll like give him flowers and shit. It's really funny. Yeah. And then Demarcus Johnson is just big fucking black dude that beats the shit out of people. We like sparring Demarcus. We're doing stand up like and again, UFC caliber versus like fucking I could box box Bellator if I can box like that.

I'm like, okay, cool. I can Bellator. Sorry. What year was this? Three years ago, four years ago. Okay, go ahead. So it's like, ah, good, good. Demarcus though.

Demarcus, he was 280 at this point. Demarcus gained weight, big boy. And I'm like sparring and I fight South by slippy hands and i hit him a couple times like good when he's like oh fuck yeah and then i slip and step in as he like throws a fucking it's like and it like misses here it's like i was like i stepped back he was like oh you lucky you missed that one i was like yeah what the fuck was? What the fuck are you just like a fucking subway going by? In the air, you feel like you slummel.

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We go and then the fucking... DeMarcus does not go light either. He likes to push the envelope and... Fucking homeboy. What's he do? Wham! Like, oh, good ass like stomach. Oh, just the stomach.

Oh, just the stomach. But a 280-pound man, you can block. You're like Yeah and I was like this. It's the busted in the bedest thing in the world. It was the You got your glove hand on. You're doing this. You're just opening the hand. You're like He's like you you're good just grasping your eyes are beautiful due to the water look like handsome squidward looking up

i was like demarcus what the fuck? Sean. Dude, Sean and DeMarcus would go at 60%, and you were watching heavyweights throw UFC blows, and I'm like. You just hear the echo of each other. You're just looking. Oh, my God. They're going to. Fucking car wrecks.

Yeah, they're trying to kill each other. Because DeMarcus, they would make him go hard with Sean because DeMarcus wouldn't follow the rules of going light a lot of the time. There was a new Taekwondo guy that showed up. He thought he was the king of the ring. There's nothing on him more than a bad sparring partner, man. Oh, this? Well, bad sparring partner of Taekwondo kid who thought he was B's niece.

He's 17 or 18. And he's like, I'm Taekwondo. I'm fucking badass. And he's going hard at sparring. This is his first day at the gym. So he's going hard at sparring, like beating up the young kids. So DeMarcus is like, I'm Taekwondo. I'm fucking badass. And he's going hard at sparring. This is his first day at the gym. So he's going hard at sparring, like beating up the young kids. So DeMarcus is like, I'll spar him next.

And I was like, oh, I know where this goes. The whole place stopped for everyone who's like a regular. And they're just like, he's going to get it, bro. The Taekwondo kid's like, let's go. And he's like, and DeMarcus is like, what? Like as hard as he physically could. Kid's like, like body's up in the air. And it's just lit. Yeah, just on the ground.

The mom's like, my child. Because the mom was watching it. I was like. The whole time she's like, yeah, it's my baby. Oh, man. Oh, my God, he did it. In fucking jujitsu, there's this. This was like eight years ago now.

But there was this, he was either a black belt in Taekwondo or black belt in karate. He showed up to like a high level jujitsu competition. No ground experience other than like, we teach it at my academy. Yeah. We're going to shrimp. Yeah.

Fucking dude showed up. It was like, I, I'm a black belt in either karate or taekwondo and he's like, I demand to be in the black belt division. And they're like, fuck it, fine. They put him in with Andre Galvo who was like, literally

the best black belt in the world for like 15 years straight. Fucking dude realizes like 30 seconds and oh, this guy knows nothing. And literally gets to the point that he could finish him. Stands up, pushes him over, gets up, and just humiliates him for like eight minutes straight.

It's the funniest fucking thing on the planet. It'd be like that sometimes, bro. That ego's got to go. It won't last in fighting. And those people don't come back. That's my favorite thing. I love it when people like oh just tiktok or like i'll fight you if i'm at the gym we're sparring if it's sparring day i'll be with the fighting team we'll be like like oh you want to spar with us they'll be like i want to fight nico

i've seen him on like tiktok or uh youtube and stuff i'll be like okay let's let's do it and then like oh you'll ask coach belly okay like i know it's like today's like you know we're just sparring but sometimes it's just like muayay Thai or you just be rolling for the day. I'm like, you know, let's do like some full spectrum shit. Let's go get in the cage. And I'll be like, okay, cool. I love it when people don't come back. Full spectrum, just like my son.

Jesus fucking Christ. every fucking time every fucking time i come on this podcast you hit me with that dude we should all we should all fight right if you come out when you guys you said you might come out uh beginning of next year towards uh vegas you're gonna have to come too because i have an entire combative studio now in my garage i got i got heavy bags as baddie about fighting you i've got 10 by 10 no i've got 10 by 10 mats and everything karate in the garage oh my god dude did we just become call me two call me switchblade i got i think you were actually the first and this was after we just met he's the first person i showed my finished like combative studio too, and I was like, bro You're gonna have to come out here and roll too Because we found out when we met and we were just chatting we're like

We did the casual like oh you think you know about fighting and then we're both casual like Well, I go you fight too What are you probably like what do you do? so this is cool little standing 69 three seconds later You've never standing 69 with a dude and career I want to be part of this just yeah there we go oh my god Before we would start this ad read this is the ghost bed pillows like baddie's saying right now we want more because these things are bed send me another pillow bros for reals though this mattress it feels so comfortable you like toss your trash pillows now the second my head hit something i know it's not right i'm like sav i don't want your shitty ass pillow from walmart

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Dude, my son. This is a random tism. My son got off the fucking bus the other day, like walks up. I got the. Do we? What? Let me finish my son joke. It's adorable.

Jesus, I love my son. Full spectrum, God. So, my autistic son before I was rudely interrupted got off the bus. Yes, it's shorter than other buses. I knew you were about to ask that, Nick. It's long in our hearts.

Thank you. Nico gets it. So, Raiden gets off that bus, you piece of shit. Walks up to my weekend. We're just painting you out to be a piece of shit. We can't cancel the dad, so maybe we'll cancel the fucking other guy in the middle. Just cancel him. The guy who fucking hates autistic kids.

Like, wasn't the other guy, one guy's tossing the junk, but the other guy's catching it like, yeah, but his son's actually autistic, so it's fucked. We gotta burn that. Fuck that white dude with the tattoos. He obviously wears ghost costumes on weekends. Damn. Got him. Tragic.

Once again. Got him. I hate everything. All I was going to say is how much money did you raise with the TISM shirts for autism research? We did a good. That's all I was going to ask. Oh, that was a sweet. No, that's a lie.

It's just a save after. Yeah, that was a save face. I know. Now everyone behind the cameras is like, fuck. I still like when the theory was my son was going to do the autistic. We're just donating to my son to do nonprofit for autism. And Ryan's just watching YouTube videos, not doing any research, but he got money.

So that's all that matters. It's not how the money was actually spent i believe you the tism dude i'm the bad guy you're imitating him typing with all five fingers they're called tism fingers there's some fingers bro what did uh i got them one of our well one of them started calling um who Who was it? One of the guests was like, oh, you mean casting magic spells? And I was like, oh, my God, you're right. Magic hands. When they're stimming, it does look like they're casting spells.

Jesus Christ. It fucking makes sense. It do be like that. It do be like that. Oh, my God. Dude, when Ryan's happy's happy dude fucking all the spells Magic spells at the same time I start floating on my son's son's floating i'm like son stop it stop it son he's too op for the naruto universe fucking giant toads and shibby appearing replicating himself it's like a hundred autistic kids i learned i learned so much about myself on this podcast

i'm way more comfortable making fun of europeans than i am of anybody with a disability i know you're coming into the show like I'm going to shit on Europe. Is that okay? Can I shit on Europeans? And I'm like no let's switch that around. I was like we're just going to make you super uncomfortable

the whole time. Yeah it's fine. I get it. Whatever. So black people. Nick this is where you say a positive message about them. We talked about this beforehand. Is it that hard to draw one? I hate you. Watch this. Nico, black people.

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you came into the first podcast trying to upset me and you figured it out on the third one and now you just fucking throw me off the whole time. It's not the autistic kids. It's the black people. Jesus Christ.

Why do the Chinese use spoons? This is the last time I ever fly to Texas. Ever. You're on this episode and you're going to be on probably two more. I'm probably going to film two more of these. We're going this episode and you're gonna be up probably Two more of these we're gonna run out of Coors Light. I can't find bush light to save my fucking life in this goddamn state Just when we say black and people what come first thing that comes to mind

Now you say oh he did oh hands like oh I hate you I hate you so much I love Nick just being like, you pieces of shit. All right, pick on me. Because I double teamed him. We double teamed him ass to mouth, bro. That's fucked. I just spit over it. Okay, Jimmy, pick on me instead. Dude, I put my mouth on that one, too.

This one's baddies. I know. That one's baddies. My first podcast, they made fun of you about it. Fuck. It was like, Nico's at the base of that thing. It was crazy. Dude, I go in.

I can do everything 100%. I specifically remember remember going is this the one that Nico had and they said yeah and I went oh just like I was like amber crumb II remember saying it smells like kids it bullied me in high school There's only one cologne I've ever used in the most basic bitch clone ever wait No, you're a fucking aqua did Gio or you that Walmart brand lucky? Dior bro Dior What the you had your car? Yeah? I? Never never never work alone until like maybe like a year ago. I Still don't know I never wore cologne until like Maybe like a year ago

I still don't wear cologne Really? None of you wear cologne? I do sometimes You're married so it makes sense I'm not married But sometimes I just I do fucking

I have to do cologne Why? You smell good Dude You could not wear cologne. I'd still smell you. It don't even matter, bro. I'd smell you so fucking hard.

It's like this. I send you pictures like that every day. You smell this and you were like, that smells good. I was like, pumpkin? Oh, wait, wait, wait. Does donut smell as good as baddie? Oh, I want to smell the different ones. Wait, wait, wait.

Whose is what, bro? Don't be spilling shit girl do this fucking out of rags we're getting those different Smith I'm not gonna like this one does smell really good this is beard cream you can smell that one don't it smells pretty good I baddies has more of it that one the oil has a lot more citrus in it that one's very subtle because it is this one's very subtle. I like this one because it's subtle. Because it goes on your beard. That one hit me in the taint. This is for hair.

That's for beard. You got to fucking test them out. Where's that other one at? I think I like donuts the most. Donuts are good. Did you smell this one? It's a lot. That's for hair. I don't for hair. That's for hair.

Oh, I don't have hair. I don't want people. Don't. Bro, motherfuckers be smelling me. I swear to God. Like, I'm serious. People are like, how can I get a picture?

I've literally heard people like, audibly like smelling me. That's why you use that fucking, that one. No, I don't want people to be like, come back for a second whiff. I'm like, let me take photos.

So they want the second whiff. Where's that? There they are. Second whiff. I'm like, let me take photos. So they want the second whiff. Where's that? There they are. Second whiff. Oh God, what? What do you have to say? No, he's going to make a comment right now.

He just got a joke. It's directed at me. Look, it was, it's just, I'm ready, go ahead. We've been here for like six hours now and I didn't have a kiss

until now that's why i was like once i turned i turned and i heard nothing and i was like that was that mother yeah i was like and i pictured a finger here but i was like there's nothing here and i was like all right did you see why i didn't look back and i was like, fuck. And I pictured a finger here, but I was like, there's nothing here. And I was like, all right. Did you see why I didn't look back? And I was like, I don't care what's coming. I'm not looking back.

I'm not going. Turn up the audio as he's sucking on his finger to get it wet. Cause that's what I heard. I heard this. Bro, the first time. Do you watch the reverse podcast? I'm going to jerk off to this later.

So I'm fucking winning. When I got donut, Betty's like, I was just wondering, what are you doing? What are you? Cause I got donut the first time I literally did this Seconds and baddie it was just looking at me like And then I need to get a donut to look and it was it was it was perfect. He almost shot me legitimately I know I don't know what come for you

I really don't be like, like, he's such a cool, like calm, genuine dude. But I feel like, you know, that was,

I don't find out type of guy as well with him for a while. Now that was the closest I've ever come to getting shot by him. That was like a family guy. When you pull your finger, I was like, and the slobber was like, it did a reverse. It was a lot.

You're like, Oh wow. You know, sticky cum. Same thing. It was the same sticky cum, but I like every universal guys. No sticky cum.

No, but like the oversteak woman, you're like, fucking God, fucking son of a bitch. You're sticky cum. Extra sticky cum. What is wrong with you? Nothing. Your sticky cum. Extra sticky cum. What is wrong with you?

Nothing. I'm fine. Have you seen this new layout? The medic in me says it's because you're dehydrated. You need to drink more water. No, that's water. You're good. Okay.

Is this good, doc? Sure. Okay. Oh, wow. I love you, doc. Veteran water. God, I'm so glad you guys are in town like i was just so excited i was excited for this i gotta see my boys by the way i love the new setup bro this shit looks

fucking beautiful and i'm gonna i've literally just been like the second super camera i was like fuck dude you're i need to do this yeah you were fucking just i was at the cameras like oh fuck okay there's lighting oh i need more separation he sent i showed nick the fantastic photo when i see shit like this i'm like how do i do it i just like your studio setup that you sent after i sent ours and you're like a white mix like you guys are starkly different like It is the polar opposite Angel sitting on a cloud. Saddening. I'm just like this the whole time.

With a light. A key light right here. And I'm just like, hey guys! For today's news! Jesus. Okay, we fucking get it. Drink that one. Wait, okay. No, you can't pick and choose Wait what No way

Did we Live till 5 Live till 5 No no the keg is for tomorrow Bro you know what you need to start doing on here I bought a keg Whoever's falling behind you gotta tase them On the podcast Dude just drink it I bought a keg. Whoever's falling behind, you gotta tase them.

On the podcast. Dude, just drink it. Just drink it. I knew a 12 pack wasn't enough. I should've known better. You're a trained professional. You should know better. I mean, I guess. God damn it. Has that been in the frame the whole goddamn time?

Dude, I am so sorry. That was fucking high level. Why do you have to keep leaving the frame? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Dude, it's okay. I like it when you get up and move around. Shit.

I'm so sorry. Guys. I apologize. Calm down. Anyways. Chinese people. Ooh. Shit.

Chinese people? Don't you do it. Don't you do it. Don't you do it, Nico. You stop it. And he itches his eye. He's like, what? I got an eye itch. What? I just

I'm in Iowa and I try to be a good person and I come here and you assholes just frame me. What did you do? Yes me about Chinese? Wait so I can't do this though Okay, I think that concept is Are you Chinese I am Chinese do you should look at my mom and you'd be like that bitch chinese fuck really yeah my mom's side is chinese and uh pacific islander so hawaiian oh you're actually asian too yeah i'm actually asian oh yes if you saw my mom you'd be like

if you saw my mom my dad you're like holy fuck this both of them my fuckers is nico bro it's very weird and you're oh you are a or t so it's yeah not white no you're the asshole here mexico um i'm in mexico i'm also i'm a weird mexico germany como estas dude whole mexico speaking of southern america and germany or well i guess mexico is north america because i'm stupid but Anyway, Southern America and Germany. The latter related. Everybody knows about the German colony

that fled there after World War II. Germany's super cool, bro. You know what I just found out about? There is an entire area in Brazil. I think it's Brazil. It might be Argentina, but I think it's Brazil where Confederate soldiers left after the

Civil War and fled to South America. And there was like a community of white Confederates in South America to this day. I watched a whole documentary on it, just blown away. It's just still there? Are they still racist?

Today, yes. Very there are they still racist today yes very after that many generations they took the l and they're like nope not changing and then they went to south america and they're like and now when they open the door he's like these fucking browns like what are they mad about now? I was blown away They're on fire They got a stage set up for like their town festival. They're like square dancing with the Confederate flag and shit. I was like in 2022 Come on, I hate the browns. It's like wow they have a spanish accent this is amazing fucking the brown people am i right it's like what what the fuck is that wait are you it's like

i'm dead ass serious i did we talk about it last time the um the islands off of south was it japan or africa that had the they worship the american soldiers it was uh gi joe not gi joe what they called the colonel he was a god to them so during world war two if i can kick him off just kill him just get rid of him now now he is the target nico is no longer i don't think nobody want to fuck with it, bro. I just don't care. You know, like, it's not worth the time. I'm like, fucking hit me. Do it.

These people, they fucking... It's an island. We landed in World War II as a quick stop. We were like, hey, let's put fuel on everything. We'll drop everything here. Islanders have no fucking access to anything. They see fucking giant planes just landing on this thing. They're like, what the fuck? everything we'll drop everything here islanders have no fucking access to anything they see fucking giant planes just landing on this thing like what the fuck and then we start air dropping

food supplies we give them supplies since you're like oh yeah fucking here blah blah blah we interact for a month and we peace the fuck out these people turn those people into gods because they had no idea what the fuck happened this was a tribal island no electricity no nothing so they were like how do we bring the gi joe gi i forget what they called the god it was like joe who's like god joe or lord commander joe what so they built wooden replicas of planes radios everything we had and to this day they still practice that religion. And they show it off. Because they like walk around in fake army outfits that they made. They make ARs, or at that time they make M1s out of wood. They like fashioned everything after it.

And satellites literally made of bamboo. It's a fucking really cool story. If you've not read it. What's this called? This is, oh man, I can tell you. I was going to say, this is actually very interesting. I'd like to read it. This is one

of those weird ones it was like a world war ii um island that worships joe uh gi soldiers that is super interesting i know about george w and the cannibals, but not this. Oh, the cargo colts of Tana worship American World War II soldiers and Prince Philip's South Pacific Island cult that worships the spirit of American World War II. Is that like an untouched group of people? Dude, they would do full on. Yeah, it was untouched. Then they started developing all their costumes

and their island shit after everything. full on yeah it wasn't untouched then they started developing all their costumes and uh their island shit after everything we they fly an american flag they build fucking no but okay so that that's interesting because like that is like you see they have like regular t-shirts and shit like that now they do because they were like what the fuck was this untouched like indigenous populations and people and stuff like that or set like and you actually cannot you're not supposed to go out there and enter they built that that's off the coast of india that one is oh yeah it's highly illegal you're not supposed to go out there you're not supposed to fuck with them etc so but that's interesting yeah the the reporter missionary the missionary he was like deliver Bibles so they fucking just arrows while he was in his canoe

Myself you where's the other photos there is so many photos of the shit They've done which is crazy because they started building everything out of wooden. Isn't it weird, though, how they would take something like that in a perspective and make that like the end all be all? You didn't know anything and a dude just like straight up landed in a fucking airplane. Like, what do you make of that? Waiting for John from that's who they call John from is who the, uh, the,

the deity waiting. So it was like a dude. Well, no, it was the Colonel at the time. They think they don't know the backstory so much. They're like, yeah,

we landed on there. We took off. And then they came back like years later and they're like, like wooden satellites. And they're like, what the fuck is going on in this little fucking island dude feels like the actual guy dude it's like dude i'm a fucking i'll be god yo john from and now they like dude i'm jesus that yes that's what his first thoughts was i'm fucking a god yo it's your boy god

what's up, motherfucker? You just worship that. He's like, get on your knees and pray. Cook me food. Do they like, like literally it's just worshiping soldiers, outfits, America, because in the 1970s, you had this indigenous people that never interacted with any fucking thing on the outside world.

This is the 1940s and 30s, so there was no access. Then America's just like, whoa, dropping shit, parachutes opening up. What year? 1940s, 30s and 40s. Okay, the World War II. Yeah, so you have that happening at World War II. You're just like...

Yo, that's crazy. World War II is so fucking wild. Dude, you have all the knowledge. This is my favorite thing about you, the level of knowledge you have about this. Yeah, you actually indulge in information. Worthless bar trivia is all it is. Is that where you learned it, Art?

No. It's fun knowledge, though. I get what you're saying, though. It's like the interesting conversation you can have at the bar and people are locked in all night about it. Hitler's birthday. Little topics and fun facts. What's this, Hitler's birthday?

Excuse me? Hitler's birthday. Fuck that it. Hitler's birthday. Little topics and fun facts. What's this, Hitler's birthday? Excuse me? Hitler's birthday. Fuck that guy. Hitler's birthday? It's actually the easiest date. I don't know his birthday. It's a really easy date. Not cool to do it at all.

420. I don't want to know. 420. It's actually his birthday? Yeah, 420 is his actual birthday. Nope, not going to do it. Hey, but guess what? You're not going to forget it.

Yes, I will. No, you won't. No, you won't. 420. Hitler. Hashtag. Hashtag. Don't put them together. Hashtag 420 Hitler. We don't start that. That's a Nick hashtag, not ours. Fuck you.

I hate all of you motherfuckers. I don't know why I come on this podcast. Thank God. Did you see that? That was actually a pagan plea for mercy on his knees. He was like, I was like, I was like, hi. He's like.

Just stop. Just hold back. Just on this joke. Let's not make me look bad. Hit me with some shit. What? What do you want? i don't know god damn it i bet you were really popular in high school no it's super hard for me to be here like i know for a fact you're really successful but oh my god, fucking on Nico

Are really nice you look very handsome today Oh, I have really nice eyes and very nice hair Have you seen my mean it if you don't kiss me. Have you seen my eyebrow haircut? Too is that the right side? I think so. All right dope. Thank Two. Is that the right side? I think so. All right, dope. Thank God. Is that what you... I was like... Do I shave this eye or the other?

Do you forget which eye you shave? I mean, I don't really pay attention to... Oh, here. Here you go. I forgot you were an ugly fucking kid. Bruh. If you guys can see this. We're going to get you that picture.

We're going to punch in on this. Let me see it. Fuck. He looks like a woodchuck that could chuck wood. All right, out of here. That is a... Bruh. What those bags, bro?

Those bags. What is a... Bro. What those bags, bro? Those bags. What is up with your hair? Dude, I don't fucking know, bro. Have you seen this child? He wandered off on his own. You look like Kitty. The parents did not come to find him. You look like Kitty from that 70s show.

Dude, he looks like... What is that hair? I think it's called... Bro, bro, wait till you see the all pink hair, bro. If you you're at home Google page boy haircut, that's what he had God bless this I know that cuz my wife Get a better one for you. I got one more for you. Oh, you ready? You might like a trailer That's the new one.

That's just the mini. This is a new one? Yeah, bro. Does it have the- I have small fucking hands. We just- Can we- Oh my god.

Holy fuck. Wait, what the fuck? Do you have my size hands? Yeah. Bro, I have shooter hands. I have shooter hands. Okay? Oh, is that what we're calling it now?

What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?! Holy shit! Shooter hands The crowd to hold a 12 ounce beer can God this is what is when I'm going to insert a fucking Barbie hand grabbing. I'm going to insert a little doll coming in like this. Only for that frame. It's only going to be that. Can you hold it? They don't catch it. It's going to be a doll.

It's like. Dude, that would be the funniest fucking shit. Holy fuck. Bro. You look like a fucking Barbie doll that got taken by the evil kid in Toy Story. That's what you look like in the picture. You look like my gay aunt.

I still love this. What the fuck is happening? My gay Mexican That's all you look like in that photo Fuck we sent you so many photos Christ almighty That was the fuel for y'all to just Dog on me What the fuel fuel that just dug on me. What the fuck was that photo, bro?

So I was like, hey, you want to dye your hair pink for, I think it was like, yeah, it was Breast Cancer Awareness Month. And my aunt got cancer at the time. And I was like, yo, listen, I don't give a fuck about shit, bro. In high school. And they're like, you want to dye your hair pink? And I was like, I'll fucking do it. Was that before or after you had the fight with the lawnmower? After.

Okay. That was just after. Like two, two, two, two, three years after. Fucking haircut. Straight, straight hair. And then I did that. It was just. That was funny.

Dude, that shit is like. God. That was a bad idea. You had Michael J. Fox cut in your hair. Jesus Christ. After a week, though, that pink hair was orange. And it was orange for three months. Nick's just like, oh, okay.

I'm the people you hang out with I do this really cool thing where I like to shit on people that don't have disabilities or like debilitating I'm 100% disabled though I'm 100% disabled TMP bro

yeah making fun of me and autism is a debilitating disease. So what's wrong with it, dude? Yeah. Dude, that might be worse about the people you said about the

China people or the or the Mexicos. Yeah, those Mexicos. Those fucking Mexicos. How the fuck did I end up being the good person on this podcast why new nicho would match my energy I come here somehow next coers dude god damn it fuck you holy shit

no comment on the black people though thank you for watching unsubscribe podcast we will catch you next time motherfuckers love you guys where can we find your shit fucking youtube.com

Slash racist What's yours Nico Simple and clean Nick where can we find Your shit Go to the Fat electrician.com.

It's all there. FBI watch list. It's all there. What's the longest? Thank you. The longest episode you've had. Yeah, what is the longest episode you've had? Hour and 30 minutes.

Oh, what the fuck? We're going to turn this into a Joe Rogan podcast. Six hours.