Unsubscribe Podcast - 85 - Holiday Hangover Part 1 ft. Demolition Ranch & Brandon Herrera ​

Episode Date: December 23, 2022

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Where's my drink cups at? Oh, yeah, what are we doing eggnog first, daddy? I'm literally just gonna drink eggnog until I'm sick. Okay. I haven't tried eggnog in years Wait, hold on. We gotta put in my drink. Are we shooting vodka or whiskey? Eggnog you should want to shoot drop time dopamine this one. That's actually pretty good Oh, it's so creamy. Look at this. This is drop Unnecessary this is the first time vodka doesn't make me You know you drink vodka all the time. I know but I don't shoot it. I I've watched you do vodka shot I hate it and what face to make

I'm every time I don't do this I gotta go What phase do I make? Every time. I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this. I'm out. You guys are all pusses. I gotta go. This is my company. Armors the shoot. Bacon, soviet, thrash. Wait, we need a shot cups too.

Are you sure you don't want- Vodka came out of tip. What are we doing? What are we doing with these? I don't know what Eli's doing. I don't know what's happening. Eli, what's wrong? We're gonna do a shot and then we're gonna do this

and we're figuring it out as we go. What is... Why don't you what Eli's doing. I don't know what's happening. Eli, what's wrong? We're going to be shot, and then we're going to do this, and we're figuring it out as we go. What is... Why don't you just sit down? Are you... What is... This podcast is going to fail. Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and batty.

That guy's fucking ridiculous and donut. It's harder to rhyme, but he's a really nice guy welcome to unsubscribe hey guys thanks for watching unsubscribe podcast um make sure wherever you're listening or watching whether it's on youtube uh castro spotify apple google amazon podbean stitcher or that's all of them please leave leave a comment, a like it, thumbs up it, give it a rating of five stars, whatever you do.

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And that's where the, you you come that is come subscribe hey everyone happy merry christmas happy merry christmas dang skippy batty or happy holidays hanukkah i don't know what you're celebrating but out of regs does married with charm married with charm the fuck is that i don't know baddie grab your beard cream here hey guys baddie from unsubscribe i almost said out of regs subscribe here uh head over to out of regs.com and why don't you try out some of this uh baddie beard cream or some of baddie's beard oil, or if still available, some, uh, some smooth operator. That one's been selling out quickly. It's a good one.

Some citrusy goodness, or it's Christmas time. So go get peppermint and smell like a candy cane. It actually smells really good. She liked it. It's how you get. Actually, let's ask our surprise guest, Henry cavill henry cavill what's your favorite here henry smell this real quick oh yeah do you like it oh my same i know i know that's what you use in your hair that's crazy it makes sense that's why your hair looks so good all the time

god he is just staring into my soul right now. He applies. So that's right. Out of regs. Use code. Come for the holiday season. Or unsub. Whatever. Code unsub works as well.

Thanks, Henry. Also, just keep this in. We're going to keep Big H and Ryan Renner who's hella tall over there. He's beautiful. Until they're on the show. That is when we will retire these freaking things. One's going to go there, and one's going to go right fucking there.

Maybe not. I don't know. We're going to see how it looks. Shut the fuck up. That's where they're going. Yeah, the decor. It has to match my tism. I'm telling Big H you don't know. We're going to see how it looks. Shut the fuck up. That's where they're going. Yeah, the decor. It has to match my tism. I'm telling Big H you don't love him.

Also, we have soap. I just made this bottle just because it's full on. It just says soap. It's body wash everything shampoo. I just was like, can I get a bottle that just says soap on it? There's everything. That's the most man thing I've ever seen in my life. If you're a man, you don't know what kind of soap to use.

This one's good for your hair, your skin, your asshole, your dick, or your hands even. It's head to toe, one bottle. Clean your car. Well. Engine. Dishwasher. Children. Probably your clothes. Vag Engine. Dishwasher. Children.

Probably your clothes. Vaginas. Don't eat it. Don't look at me. You said don't eat it. Yeah, you said vaginas. Yeah, soap. That's how you clean vaginas.

You're supposed to use like pH sensitive. You're supposed to like, don't put it in your vagina. Don't. I wasn't expecting to be like. Don't put it in your vagina. Don't. I wasn't expecting him to be like... Don't. We were sitting here thinking this was going to be the biggest one. That's a good catch. Eli, what is... We're going for number one.

Eli fucked it up already. Come to Batty Daddy. What is wrong? Are you having a flare up? Is it your Tom Tom again? Yeah! What is wrong? Are you having a flare up? Is it your Tom Tom again? Yeah Why are you laughing at Tism? Because it's funny

Matt that's our word I don't want that Matty don't Santa Claus over here Shut the fuck up Eli told Santa to over here shut up You like old man to shut Sure fire way to get on the naughty list. We don't want to be on the naughty way Eli told me to dress Christmasy, so I wore my sweater. I just wore a t-shirt

Wait, there's a hat for Brandon to me. What is there? I didn't know I had a Christmas hat. Oh, no Oh, I have a feeling this is a joke. Oh, okay. Is that just a stocking? One's a sock. Get that one. Get that one. One's a stocking. That was for Batty.

A stocking. Will that fit on the head? Are we doing a shoeie out of a stocking? Which one do you want, Brandon? I'm good with whatever. You can own that hat. I'll take that hat. Dude, who did you steal this from?

Karen. We stole that from Karen for sure. Today's spiraling out of control. Dude. At least we haven't started recording yet. Yeah. Woo! Thank God.

Okay. No, I want a hat. God damn it, man! I thought you had three in your hand. I thought you were giving me one. Shoot for a hat! That one. Oh yeah, that looks good.

Crash out of here. That one. Oh yeah, that looks good. Crash outta here. Oh god. Oh yeah. Yo, I can go Cholo? Oh, this is made for a child. No, it's Chinese, it was made by a child. I'm gonna drink all this eggnog today. And Buddy's like, oh, this is where we're going today.

And on that note, say hi to Eli. That was very good. Actually ambiguous. Batty, here's your shot. Oh, boy. Oh, man. Brandon, here's your shot. Oh, thank you, sir.

Is this real alcohol? It's not fake alcohol. Why is it so hot in here? Because you put on a fuzzy hat. There. That would be even colder. All right. And all for a good...

What's the... You're a dad. How do we do... What's the... Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. And to all a good night. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. And to all a good night.

Okay, start recording now. Okay, now we're whiskey. Oh man. God, see, this is not bad though. That was good. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. Today we have Eli, myself, Batty, and our two very wonderful amazing beautiful sexy strong wonderful credit scores uh demo matt and most of the things i said for brandon as well i don't think my credit scores are not it's not good we start in hard game plus

as mexicans just we start at 600 we have to work our way six oh you guys have 600 sounds pretty good that could be worse it's like it's like a video game where you check you you have to pick We had to work Like a video game where you check you you have to pick your stack ranking It's just like oh you started out as a Mexican. Yeah, you start at the base level like 305 and then have to work It should be Jesus Christ mission one These are called here here do you want black cherry what do you want what are you guys feeling right now i am drinking a red bull vodka to wake up oh that's oh you had the smart idea i want to do that did we just grab fucking here batty no

give me that one batty did you get red bull on the way here too yeah oh fuck i have one in the fridge dim matt what would you like to drink? It's the holiday season. I'm solid, dude. Eli, it's okay. I'm just making sure the guests are okay, Batty. Fuck them.

How much longer do we have to be on this podcast? Unfortunately, it just started. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. My thing's flopping around. Have you ever thought about getting guests so you don't have shit to do? That's why I picked you guys.

It's Tuesday. It's Tuesday. I was like, who has nothing to do today? Today's Tuesday? I don't know. I said it was Friday yesterday on stream. I was like, by the way, guys, who had a great week? They're like, Eli, it's Monday.

I was like, streamers do. Who had a great week last week? I was just asking about last week, guys. Chill. last week? Just asking about last week guys, chill. Like I don't fucking know about this shit. Where's the Red Bull at? There's one over there. Oh, can I have that, Batty? Are you mixing your eggnog with Red Bull? No, I was just drinking a fucking Red Bull.

Wait, you've been drinking this? Yes, I bought one on the way over here. Oh, just one? I got one in the fridge. Yes, just one, I just wanted a Red Bull! That was really aggressive. You know where they've been. Everybody knows. Word gets around, small town.

What is going on today? This family is out of control! This is our family episode! Hi, welcome everyone to the unsubscribed podcast. Today, we have baddie streams. We've already done this one time. We already did. Yeah.

Yep. You're here. This is just a fucking. Are you okay over there? I'm leaving. Is there an echo? You okay, Eli? I thought this was going to be a nice family get together.

We're going to sit down, have some booze. Dad's going to get drunk, hit the kids. It's going to be great nice family get together. We're going to sit down, have some booze. Dad's going to get drunk, hit the kids. It's going to be great. It reminds me of my childhood. But he built us a trampoline. It's a Christmas episode. It spiraled so fast. We'll try again next Christmas.

Yeah, next year. See you all later. See you guys here next year. We have to start with your dick out, right? Oh yeah. I think that's what we discussed. If you just want to stand up, I can get the clip real quick. If we can get to the top, you know, biggest video on Unsub.

Okay, everyone just look surprised right now. Little character over here. I thought he was actually, oh man. Oh boy. Don't tell mayor. Yeah. All right. Is that going to get on the,

yeah, I'm going to blur it out and put a, Oh, I know. I know how I do that VFX too, which is really annoying. I have to use a real penis and put it there. So are you just going gonna look through like the 18

like default penises that you have and you're like, that looks like it could be Matt's. He's like, I have way more than 18. Do you have default penises? Yeah. I guarantee you. Oh man, I have so many jokes right now with what... Why is it brown?

It's just a pixelated black dick. Do you have default Mexican penises? No, you have to download... The default Asian penises already come pixelated black dick. Do you have default Mexican penises? No, you have to download... The default Asian penises already come pixelated. Matt, why do you get that joke? I don't know.

I don't watch anything. Yeah, Matt, what's up? What's your favorite porn to watch? I like the Avatar ones, you know? I just wish I was the big blue Avatar guy.

When does that come out? Doesn't that come out in... That's the question. No, I've realized it. That's the question. No, shut up. I know. When does Avatar 2 come out?

That's so fucking mild for us, actually. We were unfazed. I just want to know when it comes out. I want to see it. I think it's in the next few days. It's got to be soon because I saw it. That's the reason I thought about it. I saw it last night when I was watching Disney Plus with my son.

What were you watching on Disney Plus? We were trying to go through all the Marvel movies. Hell yeah. Last night we were watching Winter Soldier. That's a good one. Have they not seen it before? Uh-uh. He hasn't seen them all.

So we've been trying to watch them kind of in order. What's happening back there? How old is your son now? Nine. Nine. Okay. Almost nine. He's into all that stuff. We've watched the Thors and Iron Mans

and now we're watching Winter Soldier. I still think Thor has the best series. I really like Thor. Dyed Eyebrow Thor was a little rough. That last movie was okay. I didn't see that one yet. We haven't got to it in the series. Oh, I liked it. I didn't mind it when I first saw it. It was not Ragnarok.

It was not Ragnarok. They definitely tried to be like ragnarok too like see it's funny because now we made thor the ha ha funny guy it's like okay he's still he's still a fucking god you know when does fast grocery delivery through instacart matter most when your famous grainy mustard potato salad isn't so famous without the grainy mustard. When the barbecue's lit, but there's nothing to grill. When the in-laws decide that, actually, they will stay for dinner. Instacart has all your groceries covered this summer. So download the app and get delivery in as fast as 60 minutes. Plus enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three orders. Service fees, exclusions, and terms apply. Instacart. Groceries that over-deliver. I'm like that he could still give a little respect on his name have you seen all the stuff about thor from the new god of

war i know you don't because you don't do video games i haven't played it yet i everyone's like raging because he's fat body thor too it's real thor like real thor from north mythology he's like a big old thick boy like big I just haven't looked it out because I can't I'm still badass and like lightning but well I mean try to find me a Norse dude who is not kind of built like a brick shithouse who's still swinging a 50 pound hammer fair y'all have any scissors in this house yeah what do you need my sleeves are hot oh my god I'm dying in this sweater you're gonna to do the Goldberg fucking sleeves? I mean, we can do normal sleeves or we can go Goldberg.

But like, I'm dying. I got a knife. It is pretty hot in here. I have a razor. Yeah, let's do it, dude. Razor. I got scissors in my truck right now. No, we can do it with a knife.

Why do you have... Never mind. It'd be good content. We're just... Part of my junk drawer box is still in the back of my truck right now. All right. I literally just had to use the scissors. That's the only. I know there it checks out. I'm like I do it I'm gonna do it cut me you were like here here. We like

Yeah, let's go sleeveless. Oh, this is this is a bad idea. I just feel a knife go into me. I don't look yo Just rip now. Eli, no! Eli, what the fuck are you doing? Look how much skin I have! I know exactly how much. Just rip it! He's really swinging that thing. It's a good thing you don't have any... Just grab it. Pull it. See what happens. It's a good thing you don't have any arteries in your shoulder.

What's underneath? It's working. I know where the arteries are. They are all in the armpit. And the nerves, don't hit those. I'm a factor. My arm all of a sudden is just like Oh yeah, this is working great.

Get it! Don't move! Oh god, this is where the arteries are. I know where this is! Oh, it's amazing. Oh my god, dude, that is a sweat box. Dude, I'm telling you my fire. Just kind of In a little bit you have the knife so far out yeah, why do you do? That is uncomfortable to watch

I really wish you guys can see my angle on this cuz it looks so much shadier. Thank you Yeah, that was that was rough. that was like right near my like neck and we all get in there get in there brandon you have nothing to stand on he did watch his japanese video yeah that would have been fast well i mean his if we hit an artery he has what 12 seconds you're gonna lose consciousness and we're recording so I can say I can say goodbye to whoever I need to say go recording consciousness pretty quick Now it's down the side so we got a finish from this side guys so strong Maybe not that strong

Almost made it It's the chopping for me I don't- did you watch the um Man, where the fuck are you gonna get another sweatshirt like that? I shoulda- I shoulda- WOAH Get outta there, what are you doing? Get outta there

I stuck a finger in my armpit See? Oh, this is great Thankfully we did that at the beginning of the podcast. Wait till he cuts your pants into shorts. Yeah, I need to, hey, you got another knife? That's 40 minutes in after a couple of these. This is nine times better.

Dude, that AC sucks cock. Is it on? Yeah. Did our AC break again? Probably. It was here last week I had to wake up and come out here for them to fix it and then here we are wait no i felt cold air yeah it's blowing this thing is just a freaking you know it's like that is like it's thick it's a real sweater dude yeah you are brave hi everyone how how you guys been welcome i you guys have never been

why are you here santa claus hey we're here with Eli and Matty and Brandon and Matt. Let's start the thing. In like 10 minutes, can I do my intro? We'll just keep it going. Brandon. What's your name again? Thank you. Matt, you guys both had an episode pulled off of YouTube at the same time pretty much.

We did. That was awesome. It was really fun. What was the reason why? What was yours? It was the same thing. It was the same hour. Basically, we

committed the cardinal sin of showing us attaching a suppressor. And you know what's bullshit about that? Is everyone knows. No, he's just cussing out the gate. Everyone knows how to put

a suppressor on. It's in every suppressor movie. The guy goes, and everyone's like, there it is. Here's my question. Are they now going to strike every video of a movie clip where that happens? For real. Like, showing kids how to put suppressors on. Every single... The prop guns. Like. You guys aren't using prop guns.

Every nine-year-old boy. Yeah, we are. It's a gun that I'm using as a prop for the video. True. It just also could kill people. You could show any kid and be like, how do you do this? Yeah, they're all going to go. It probably just twists on. Yep. But my video, I showed it.

What's the word? Gratuitously? You didn't twist on yep but my video i showed it um what's the word gratuitously good too good that's the word twist on how many feet i threaded it on a ridiculous amount of time and we zoomed in i was like and yeah so i kind of went above and beyond but you're screwing part like the the slow what if you just get like two pipes and you're just like like slowly like screwing together that's actually okay so yours is baffle system where it's like one two three if no i actually even Just like, let's slowly like screw them together. That's sensual threading. Actually. Okay. So yours is baffle system where it's like one, two, three. No, I actually even showed putting the whole suppressor onto the barrel too, but then also

screwing all the baffles together. Now is the baffles a tick or is it the suppressor on the gun? Mine was literally just showing the attachment of the suppressor to the gun. God, it looks like you have a fucking man bun and I hate it. You just have this weird little. No, just the way it was. Attachment of the suppressor to the gun got it which is like you have a fucking man, but and I hate it Just turned around Brandon is like this little little You ain't getting shit for Christmas! Fuck you! Uh oh, here he goes. Get the knife. You leave the tag on but you tore the... God damn right.

It's like a key and peel skit. Jesus fucking Christ. I want this nose. What the fuck? This is where we are! Thank god it's hottest shit in here. People are going to go, what was the podcast about? And they're going to go, I don't know.

We're just ripping each other's clothes apart. That's what we were talking about at the intermission. And they cut his shirt off. At the end, it was just four naked dudes drunk. Wrestling. So Tuesday. I just love the idea. It's just muted other than the sounds.

Did you just say it's muted other than the sound? I'm trying to figure it out. ASMR. There's no talking. I've learned to understand Eli-isms. I speak Eli-ish. That's autistic for sure. I did say that.

Autish. We know what you meant. You might say. Aut didn't say that. Autish. We know what you meant. You might say. Autistic. Autistic. Autistic. So why did you get a. Why am I fucking.

Sorry about that. That was aggressive. That was aggressive. I'm going to put you away. Eli's headed to the airport over here. What even. Man, fucking 18 minutes in, we get another lemon joke. That's rad.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Why did... And the law of Akbar. So why did you get seven day strike and he... Yeah, I didn't get a strike, which is crazy because mine was so much worse than yours. Yeah, they fucking hate me. Yeah. I think it was because you tried to make a pipe bomb. You didn't than yours. Yeah, uh, they fucking hate me. Yeah.

Yeah. I think it was because you tried to make a pipe bomb. Uh, no, I didn't try to make a pipe bomb. I accidentally made a pipe bomb. I was intending to make a pipe bomb. Two pipe bombs. What was the second one? Wasn't there two barrels?

They hooked together. Oh yeah, no, the other one just shot out. Oh. Yeah, it did explode. Can we talk about Airsoft Fatty though? Dude, that was so wild. He dunked on you. He dunked on you. He dunked on me. He dunked, he called it did explode. Can we talk about airsoft fatty though, dude? That was so There's history behind this that you don't know. Okay. He was in my fucking comments before about that shit Like he was in my comments actually, I love you what you're doing man

But like you just have a fucking moral responsibility to be better than this or whatever. I'm like, dude, on that video, he was in your comments. It was, it was on a bunch of other shit too. Like it was just like before. And I'm just like, man,

you are a mentally ill and be physically ill. You're going to die very soon. Like you, you can't say like what I do is dangerous when like you're, you walk down, you walk down in his house and there's cat shit everywhere. Like I could fucking slice you with that box cutter and like high fructose You walk down in his house and there's cat shit everywhere. Like everywhere. I could fucking slice you with that box cutter and like high fructose corn syrup would pour out like that.

I was just flipping Instagram and like that pops up and I'm watching it. And then he just drops your name. And I was like, oh, you know, it was great. What did he say? He just called you an idiot or something. Because he did a whole it was like a whole bit. I can't remember exactly what he said or something. I don't know. He was he was on a podcast with some other exactly what he said. It was a podcast or something. I don't know.

He was on a podcast with some other people or some shit. It was like iDubbbz other podcast. Yeah, something like that. A bunch of people just started sending it to me on a plane one day and I'm like, well, this is so good. They're like, it made my day. He's the fat kid who did the lightsaber duel thing or whatever. Don't go, was it

full force or some shit? You never go full force yeah and his buddy what because his buddy's like i mean that whole family's autistic video dude i just it's a family autism right there and what the friend is the one that's a serial killer what is like actually i mean did you watch that full video i dubs did with him no fuck no oh you need to do to no for real waste an hour of your life and watch most of it bro that is when you

part of it was iDubbbz making fun of him or was he is iDubbbz kind of into it both he showed up and he was like I was not expecting what he was like there's a lot of autism like that's his joke he's like there's a lot of autism he's like I showed up and then it's like airsoft fatty and then it's like,

Airsoft Addy and then his friend. I can't remember his friend's name, but the friend he would duel lightsabers with, and then they couldn't anymore because his friend would go full force. I joke all the time about dying young and dying early, and then I compare my stats with somebody like that, and I'm like, oh, dude. Your stats.

I'm going to outlive this guy so fucking fucking hard he rolled bad stats out of the gate i don't think he rolled those stats i think he ate a lot of those stats and then noticed and kept eating those stats you need to go like watch his house when they walk downstairs and items so your cat just shits and pisses everywhere down he's like yeah it's the litter box pretty much down there just everything and there's just like man like cats running around everywhere everywhere there's like boards again now the question is like do you think that that is like the celebrity shit that is happening to them or is that would they be pieces of shit like that if they weren't famous for being pieces of shit i don't know well i mean there were already pieces of shit when it was they weren't famous for being pieces of shit? I don't know. Well, I mean, they were already pieces of shit when it was

filmed. That's fair. That's fair. You know, like, Idub's made them celebrity pieces of shit, right? You think that's, like, a moment in time where they might have, like, recovered and made something of themselves? Or, like, no shit. It's like, I don't know, maybe, like, be a semi-normal dude? You ever take a big shit, and then you

flush it, and it gets stuck, but mostly in the drain? Like, it's down there. stuck but mostly in the drain like it's down there What mostly in the drain? Yeah, like you Shopping down your shower like listen bring this time you've never heard the turn i'm pretty sure i did years ago the worst reddit story ever you heard the poop no i don't know what y'all are talking about did you never heard the poop knife nope there's a guy on reddit chick that was a it was a it was a family it's all a kid that it was uh what is something you found out wasn't normal in a family till you went to a friend's house?

Where's your guys poop? Too big of shits and so they Got one went viral for a minute. Yeah. No, I forgot the details of that one. That's that's real bad. That's the line we're saying doesn't matter anymore because we brought in the poop knife. No, we always use a stick, so that's a better idea. With a rubber plunger on the end probably? No, just a stick. Is this your mansion? You have a poop stick? It's old.

We swirl it around in the clean water after the poop goes down. I've got something that I'm not even sure I can fucking say. Well, you got it if you don't. So it's something that my dad used to say as a joke After the poop goes down, I've got something I'm not even sure I can fuck you say Okay, so it's something that my dad used to say as a Growing up and I'm like I'm remembering this as an adult like this is some shit from like when I was like eight or nine Core memory. I'm just not remembering it. My dad would have to take a massive shit. He would just go like We'll see you next time. Every mattress has a 20-year warranty some even has 25 and you can try it out for 101 night If you don't like it, you can put up with him. He just you tune him out like your child no hard feelings one of my favorite parts about this is your fault is that mattress has cooling technology in it so you don't get

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hot in here you're hot right now hey big h are you hot yeah me fucking too oh merry christmas big henry cavill also i would just like to formally apologize about the superman and the witcher thing we love you we love you what is this we love you we're doing ad reads i know it's not a podcast this isn't an. Yeah, but he can put it somewhere in there. Dude, don't. Adam, are you looking at me or Big Ed? You! I'm looking at you! Let me see.

Use code unsubscribe over at ghostbed.com, guys. That's one of those jokes. He's like, ooh, this one's rough. Oh, yeah. That's one of the questions today. I really fucked up once. We have questions? Yeah. Oh, we. That's one of the questions today. I really fucked up one. We have questions? Yeah. Oh, we're doing something?

Yeah. Fucking right. First, it's a lame question. What was your... Way to sell it. I know. Well, I want to fucking set it really low because then we go really hard on the other questions.

Batty, what was your worst Christmas present you've ever got? What were your favorite? Oh, my parents got a divorce. And they gave that to you for Christmas? Yeah, it was my fault. I picture you opening it up. Thanks, Dad. He watches this.

I was just going to say, before I knew that, your dad is dope as shit, so I'm sure he had a good reason. I picture you opening a divorce. And it's like, two Christmases. You're like, what is this? I picture you opening a divorce. It's like, two Christmases. You're like, what is this? And they both are staring at you like. Read it.

Sound it out. Read it. It's divorce. Sound it out. It's my fault. Yes. And that's it. That's why it's your gift. He re-punches you.

Just blame Batty the entire time. It's actually their Christmas present. They just enjoyed seeing the reaction. Only two weeks of him a year. We'll split holidays. What was your favorite? Favorite? Like childhood or like now?

Because recently I bought a lot of dumb guns recently so we get whatever we will both okay uh childhood my daisy red rider bb gun the good one that's a good one yeah and that like you'll shoot your eye out i was literally that kid oh that's right big glasses little red rider i was seven years old or whatever five still have it oh i got an operator druski story about our little bb gun yes did you shoot your brother no my dad came up and he found our dog with a bb in its ear and he was like drew did you shoot buddy in the ear and drew's like and he just starts crying he's like what happened he's like i didn't mean to shoot him i thought he

was something else and i shot him and he didn't drew didn't tell anybody and then my dad finds a bb in my dog's ear and yeah so drew shot our family dog in the head with a bb gun does the internet know first off does the internet know this story or you just throw him under the fucking bus you really every time i come on suck it drew you could have told me that before we went hunting the other day and i trusted him around a rifle at night. I would not have. Did you shoot Brandon with a 7.62? I didn't know what it was.

It has knobs on it. I thought it was a pig. Meanwhile, my brains are on the rocks over at the ranch. Well, that's weird because you're using a.308. Nobody else is. And that definitely looks like a.308. He came out of nowhere. He just fucking crucified drew he had it coming that's what brothers are for it's true it's gonna be like

first off it was an accident oh how old was he uh he was i don't know young 22 9 10 11 i don't know something like that did he cry like a bitch this like a bitch this was last year i wasn't there i was already in college my dad like like hey so drew shot buddy in the head your brother wants to be a vet too apparently trying to put old you make sure you got plenty of business jesus just threw him under the bus oh man that's cold-blooded he is definitely gonna have something to say about that. I'm going to just send that clip to him. Brandon, favorite and worst.

I don't know if I have a worst. I don't remember a distinct worst. Oh, my God, it's blacked out. Yeah, I try to forget most of it. I'm not remembering shit anyway these days. Best? I don't know. When I was 18, I uh my parents got me a

saiga 12 like back when those were super cheap what well you got to remember that was also nine years ago so cool though nine wait shit i am wait yeah when i was 18 that was definitely nine years ago too yeah yeah that was back when you could pick up a Saiga 12 for like 400 bucks. Your parents just, oh, okay. Wait, they used to be that cheap? Yeah, I had a Saiga 12 back in 2006 or something. Way before the Russian import ban and all that shit. Because Obama stopped the Saiga imports. Thanks, Obama.

That's the title of this episode. Just thanks, Obama. Merry Christmas. Obama ruined Christmas. that's the title of this episode just thanks obama merry christmas obama ruined christmas the thumbnail's great well i didn't realize they were that cheap at one time so that's your favorite though uh yeah that's the one that comes to mind i don't have like i don't have any of those like 80s christmas memories everybody seems to have like that was the Christmas. I wanted a fucking big wheel or whatever. Whatever it is, whatever the fuck a big wheel was,

it ruined so many adults' fucking lives. Those were tricycle things? Yeah. I've never had a big wheel. I've never had one either. Get the fuck out of here. You're my age bracket. 40s, apparently.

But you knew what a big wheel was. Yeah, I know what a big wheel was. Yeah. You didn't have a big wheel ever? You had a big wheel? Yeah. You had dirt floors but a big wheel no yeah in the communities he lived in he had his neighbor's big wheel oh my dad stole it for me what's your shirt say brandon transfer equipment to an alternate location steel matt favorite and worst most people

remember the worst i don to remember their worst. I don't remember my worst. No, I don't know. My Christmases were all pretty good. I was appreciative. Rich, white. We were appreciative as a kid. Rich, white kid. My best was my brother and I, they added up our two Christmases and two birthdays.

We got a go-kart. That was my favorite. That's pretty rad. Shit, that's a good one. Hell yeah. Okay. You got a full go-kart? Yeah.

But it took four holidays to get it, though. You didn't get any birthday presents that year? No, they were like, oh, I think we got it for, like, in between. My birthday's October, so we got, like, in between them all. Like, this is for y'all. Here's the difference between Matt growing up and me growing up. Matt, did your parents do layaway? No.

Yeah. That's it. Can you lay away a go-kart? Dude, my parents, like, layaway, No. Yeah. That's it. Can you lay away a go-kart? Dude, my parents, like, lay away the beginning of the year. They'd be like, the Sega Genesis, Eli wants that, and it's a family present. Is that still a thing? I guarantee you.

I never understood the purpose of layaway. I remember layaway. That was a very large part of my childhood. It's called being bad with money. I think they have some big credit cards for that now. Even as a child, I couldn't understand the concept of layaway where it's like, okay, but you don't get the item until you pay it off.

So why don't you just save the fucking money? And then I realized most adults are idiots. But now you just have credit cards, so there's no need for layaway. It's made easy. It's easy to go into debt now. Yes. That's not evidenced by our financial situation in the market

at all i love none of you guys like layaway was norm for my family it was just something absolutely they're like ah we're getting this this is what we're gonna do okay we'll get you a sega genesis and the entire family this is a family gift though i'd ask for that and then i got nunchucks when i was like six i remember i was super stoked about those real nunchucks like real like with the hard handles yeah and i hit my brother in the lip like one week afterwards and i was like walking spinning backwards and he was walking to him he should have moved look we're cool and it was like what hit him in the upper lip so what you're trying to say is he asked for it yeah he had a coming fucking little brother i was being born second jeruski there are so many good christmases because you're not first

you're last and my worst one was my nintendo 64 because they got me that for christmas and they didn't realize we don't have the a ev the av cables oh no so i was still coaxial and they're like oh so i had a nintendo 64 i couldn't play this is the worst christmas ever that's rough my heart was broken but then the next day they bought it for me and i was happy again this is like hands down the worst and the best christmas ever you know it's kind of funny because i do remember like some of my better memories of christmas were like me and my brothers you know you're like fucking nine or ten or whatever and like you you don't have to go to school for a week and shit i remember just sitting like with lawn chairs in the living room it's like the whole family they're just like pop out playstation 2 and

shit like just all chilling around and just like just fucking around for hours at a time just trading off the playstation controllers and shit like i don't know it's weird I don't know if that's just like a 21st century thing but like a lot of my positive memories of Christmas have video games yeah right now no video games I was so pumped around with us come on wait well we had about 12 seconds that was all lasted that was good wait look baddie come up with a question real fast because i got some fucking good ones i have a question yeah matt before this podcast is over can we break brandon's chair yes i could do right now wait before it's over brandon. What are you going to sit on when you break it? The couch. You want to sit on Santa's knee?

Tell him what you want. I've got some ideas. Why is Brandon spinning? That's a dick joke. I don't get it. What do you do when you're like really stressed? Do you go to better help? Why?

Yes, I do. Good transition. stressed do you go to better help why yes i do good transition batty give me three seconds so i can pull this up for betterhelp.com you just oh no it's everything is this look you're good you can fix this i have these at home i know how they work okay yes okay yes no i need help. Better help than you. Hey, this episode is sponsored by Better Help Therapy Online. Say the word. Better help. Damn, Skippy. Please do not miss this disclosure. Perfect.

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Yeah, fuck. We'll take care of it. Okay. We'll just insert that. Welcome back. Adam and Eve, we always use yours. Nice. Everyone's like, he was so uncomfortable in the adam and eve post but then you were talking about

throbbing exhaust i was yes i black out sometimes dude okay how's how's your the the 25 days of christmas been going for you because that's been like a lot oh yeah dude it is a lot because before you did 14 days or some 12 days of christmas. And so this year we were like, let's do 25. And yeah, we pretty burned out. Fucking sick of it. How many days did you not have filmed? We have three days left to film. We were trying to stay ahead, but yeah, we have three days left to film. Well, thank you for

taking one of those days off and coming and hanging out. You're so welcome. Are you supposed to be filming right now? What? Are you supposed to be filming today? Nah, we'll figure it out. We're actually going to Montana. We're filming three episodes in the snow. And it is negative like eight degrees. It's going to suck. I've never been in that

cold. Why? The low is like negative 20. I fucking hate the north. It's negative teens. Good question. Why? Well, we planned it back when we thought it was going to be like 20s, but it's the negative 20s. Negative teens. Raise your hand if you got an invite this year to be on his show.

This is awkward. He's looking around. Do you not appreciate the time you get to spend with him now? Eli, I only invite people who are shadowbanned on Instagram. Since you're not... Batty's going to be shadowbanned

one day when he gets big enough. I actually have been. You can tell when you post a photo. He gets a thousand likes. That's weird. That's suspicious. The audience does not relate to you right now. Oh.

I know what you're getting at. They're like, I get 32 if I'm lucky. No, that was... Batty was telling me how they did the thing and then he missed his completely. Wait, has this aired? Can we talk about this? It has not. Oh, that was, Batty was telling me how they did the thing and then he missed his completely. Wait, has this aired? Can we talk about this? It has not.

No, it, Oh, this will be Christmas. It does. Yeah, it airs in like a day. Oh yeah. We'll get it tomorrow. Yeah, it airs tomorrow. And you missed,

Batty, you missed yours completely, right? He missed it by a foot at first. And then on his second shot, he missed it by like a foot and a half because he thought, oh, I need to aim low. But he actually needed to aim like higher. like I miss low I better aim more low My brother in Christ this was your career this is an army sniper guys Don't hit the hostage! Tax money sure did pay off! The hostages were like

POOF! Shit! Aim higher! They were little ceramic elephants so when you hit them they were like and Batty hits like 18 inches away from him He was like man he was trying to shoot the hostage taker in the head but he obliterated the hostage's cock

To be fair, I did correct that pretty good, though. I was like, no, no, I fucked up. I put the stick around it and I nailed it. You realized, oh, I need to not aim lower than low? I'm sorry, we were shooting, what was it?

A 450, a 400? It was a 50 line ball. Yeah, there you go. What the fuck? Wait, what the fuck? That doesn't make this sights work different. Yes, it does. Just the anticipation.

It made my hand hurt more. I didn't actually think that one was that bad. It was like, because it's slightly smaller than a 500 mag. Yeah, it's not as bad as a 500, but it's worse than a 44 mag. Yeah. It wasn't comfortable. Not comfortable. Wait, was this a revolver? Yeah. Oh like a magnum research it's a magnum research but

it's just like you know it's a weird cal i don't know what that caliber like where it came from but i don't think i'd ever heard of it before a lion ball not i can't even spell it not even sure if that's how to say it and you did get what brand what was your gift or present that you were shooting at? The gifts were weird. I'll admit. It worked out for me great. Yeah. Did you fire them all? No, they were the targets for the next day.

Oh, you did? No, we didn't. Oh, this is awkward. Welcome to Demolition Ranch. How many shitty interns will a 50 cal go through? Yes. Hey, I think you guys are doing great, just so y'all know. It was funny because I was like two weeks sober at that point,

and my final gift was a shitload of like booze. Like hard liquor, White Claws. Although they did their homework, because that Gentleman Jack is my whiskey of choice. Yeah, they're fans, dude. I was like, dude, I got a killer helmet from fucking Tarkov. That shit was fucking awesome. Should have worn it this whole episode. Oh, that would

have been good. Wait, that was your gift too? Yeah. Damn. Yeah, it was making Eli even more mad that I didn't invite him. I also got a body pillow of Matt, which I guess was a gift to Matt. That was mine. I actually didn't know you actually took that home. Oh, I 100% took it home. Jenna was like, yeah, Matt, you took that home too? And I was like, wait, he really took that?

Yeah, I did. It's a body pillow of me that's like four feet tall. The portrait of me is actually hanging in my shop, my workshop now, looking down at my employees. That's the one with the bullet hole in it? Yeah, we're gonna put a bandaid over the bullet hole because I shot myself in the liver. Morty, Morty, I got shot in the liver. It's the hardest working liver in the galaxy,

and now there's a hole in it. The amount of people that are like, bro, there's somebody behind you because it's sitting in the way background of my set right now, and it just is just like peeking over my shoulder. The four-foot tall mat. Oh, see, that's amazing. I missed out. Stop checking your phone. That's not

important right now. What kind of watch is that? It's a Garmin. Oh, wow. Wait, Garmin gets iMessages? It just shows me someone just spent $900 on my credit card, so I was just wondering what was going on. Oh, that's rad. I can't tell you what they bought, though. It's going to be cool. I got one of those Tag Hauer, Tag

Hoyer watches. And it's like Bluetooth? Yeah, it's gonna be cool yeah i got one of those like tag tag howard tag hoyer uh watches and it's like bluetooth yeah it's bluetooth everything it just doesn't fucking connect to my phone anymore it's like it's a big bummer $2,500 watch oh this is like a hundred dollar watch this one like i actually like that's like a nice watch brand and it's called the connect but it doesn't connect and yeah about a week after i bought it stopped connecting to my phone so i'm very upset about that I'll have a watch What happens when you impossible without reading reviews watch this but you won't throw that watch right now

Branded I Lost that bet yep, how much are we been it's too late already perfect it landed right on the soft couch I know I was like, he threw it at something soft. I was like, this is a TV right there. That TV is like a tenth the cost of that watch. Uh-huh. 100%. That was a black Friday sell. At what point did TVs, like smart TVs, become basically free?

Holy shit. That was $300. I just bought a 75-inch TV. Fucking five years ago, that would have been two grand. Yeah. Like, I remember when I was a fun story when I was I must've been 19 fresh out of basic training I was like I'm gonna buy a new fucking TV with this Private money I'm earning from the army one month of work

40 inch TV it was like 700 $800 and was like fuck yeah i realized i wouldn't i couldn't afford anything i had to return it exactly i was like what's for it because i was like i can't afford gas or food or anything i returned this tv i had it for a weekend played a lot of xbox on it returned it dude there's like tvs now it is ridiculous you have a smart tv with everything for like a rogue built-in smart wi-fi connect fucking ethernet cable in the back and can we please just start having smart tvs now that have a like a remote that has a regular keyboard because i am so fucking tired of having to like log into shit yeah you like use your password it's like no i'll just watch it on my phone it's gonna take forever or just like a plug-in so yeah like the old xbox you remember you could plug in the old xbox

keyboard yeah yeah do you guys does your tvs mine had a thing like a qr code you scan it and use your phone as a keyboard no that solves that problem it was fucking literally like it's like oh do you want to log into anything it just shows the qr code on your tv you photo it it's like use your keyboard you can type in i think i just need to to log into anything? It just shows a QR code on your TV. You photo it. It's like, boop, use your keyboard and you can type in. I think I just need to have one of those where I just have a PC next to my TV. Honestly, use that. Yeah. The interface is just so much better.

Man. I just like the awkward quietness. That's why I was letting it hang for a little bit. I was like, let's hold this for a bit. Ready for another shot, guys. Oh, boy. I'm just going to. Yeah.

No. Are we doing this? guys. Oh, boy. I'm just going to. Yeah, no. Are we doing this? No. No, we're not. It's Christmas, baddie. We didn't do it. Oh, fuck, man. We fucked fluck.

We'll do a happy of this, though. No, we won't. It's vodka. It's not that bad. No, Eli. It's vodka. It's not that bad. We already tossed our cuffs.

No. What? Stay. Did we toss them? Eli. I will get them. Eli. I will pick them up.

Stop it. Right now. Stop it. No, you sacked it, Batty. Right now. Oh, yeah. You guys been watching the cyber punk? Oh, yeah.

That was Edge Runners. Edge Runners was fucking fantastic. I'm sorry to anybody who is disappointed by this. I hate anime. I really just don't like it. I fucking loved Edge Runners. It was fantastic. There's like a couple anime that I'm like, I like it I fucking loved edge runners it was fantastic there's like a couple anime that I'm like I will get fucking into and that that one was one of them

yeah so fucking good that was the last anime you watched Dragon Ball Z nope I yeah I've watched Dragon Ball Z I guess but yeah I don't ever watch anime I used to watch like Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon as a kid yeah absolutely 100% like as an adult like anime just doesn't trip my shirt although invincible was fantastic invisible Invincible not invisible and give me give me all the fucking fuck you know Anime and immediately go like oh, I will never watch that. I just like that the style doesn't do much for me I guess that's fair, but yeah, occasionally. There's like those little ones that I'm like alright. That was fucking great man Fuck it. We're talking about edgerunner spoilers are gonna happen it's okay it got me it's single-handedly got me heavy into cyberpunk man again send it do it you've

been streaming lately watch oh have you not i haven't watched it yet all right now i'm fine don't skip ahead don't skip ahead we're not gonna spoil anything all right wait you've been streaming i stream all the time. Pretty epic content, actually. But for real, you've streamed like four times in the last five days. What? Four times in the last like eight days. Okay. No shit.

I've been doing pretty good. Almost 20 minutes each time. All I do is just watch my most recent Demolition Ranch video and say, all right, bye. How many subs are you at? We, no subs, I don't know. But I got like almost 200K followers. He's like, anything less than 10 grand, I don't physically see it.

I don't make any money on Twitch. You probably do, actually. That's honestly why. It's probably not linked to a bank account. No, I don't make any money on Twitch. You have subs. You know that, right? I've seen people subscribe to you.

Just recently? No. Literally, people subscribe to you. Not recently? No, literally people subscribe to you. Not many. You make like $2 per sub, right? $2.50? I made like $19 on my last stream. I don't make any money. I do it for fun.

I have a hard time believing that. I don't believe that. I know. Can we look it up? Yeah, you can. You have the fucking analytics? Yeah, I'm gonna log into your Work it's the worst fucking mobile app I have ever seen I Can't cuz the fucking search function isn't working

You won't be able to see it. Anyways. I was just curious to see his views and wait. I can't cuz the fucking search function isn't working You won't be able to see it anyways. I was just curious to see his views and stuff There you go 199 point two thousand followers so close damn. That's actually a two-hour kit. You got more followers than I do I actually used to work really hard on Twitch wait. That's what really greater mode Did you really when I mean like not compared to you, but? Working hard is a big Yeah, like three days ago Well yeah, okay, if you if you're only streaming for 14 minutes

It's gonna be more than I think that I think you things Analytics Yes, yes used to be I don't know if I know he's a partner okay partner yeah oh god damn it how do you find subs on that nightmare app oh this app yeah someone just like partnered me before i even ever started my gosh weird i'm stealing all of his info right now god bad whatever is on your glasses is killing me it was white claw splash when i cracked it it It's fucking killing me right now. New subscriptions. Oh, maybe it's not that many. I told you. I'm over here like that

meme of the kid sitting in class like veins popping out of his head like we almost talked about Cyberpunk. You can talk about it. We were edging it. Just don't give key moments away. You can get 32 subs your last stream. Oh, that's more than I thought. You streamed for 20 minutes.

Well, because we were talking about the new DLC. At lunch, early before this. Oh, man. Because I did not know that was a thing. So, Edgerunners got me back into Cyberpunk. The actual game, 2077. Because I didn't play that since it came out. I loved it when it came out.

I ditched it for like two years. And then now I'm back into it. And then I found out like in a couple months they're dropping the new DLC, which I didn't fucking know was a thing. I just watched the trailer on the way here. I'm so surprised because that's why I was like, I thought that's why you were playing it. I was like, oh, you're getting ready for the new deals.

No, because I'd watch the Netflix show. I'm like, all right, fine, I'll watch it. That game has so many titties in it. It's so good. It's kind of great. We were saying earlier, like, that was the first game to actually do sex in a non- awkward way. It wasn't like Grand Theft Auto paying for sex, but, well, I guess you technically

can pay for sex in it, too, though. It was like Joy Toys or whatever. Joy Toys, yeah. Witcher 3 didn't have bad sex. I never played Witcher. Witcher 3, you walk into a brothel, and you just is like, hey, I want to fuck you, and then you pay for it. They have sex. So it's a brothel.

Yep. It's very transactional. That's literally a brothel. And then you have your couple romance things, but Witcher was very straightforward. Witcher was actually really good. It's the same company. It's CD Projekt Red.

Oh, yeah. Projekt Red. They always do. They know how to do great sex. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Project Red. They always do. They know how to do great sex. Yeah. No, they know how to animate it. They know how to do the great sex. I don't think they know how to do the great sex.

It's a bunch of nerds on how they think sex works. When are you going to start gaming on Twitch? I'm not. Come on, man. I want to do it. I'm done. You got your first fucking PUBG dub with me. Yeah, that was good times.

Yeah. Yeah, that was really good. His first PUBG dub was with me. I remember that. You were laying in a corner. He's like, I have no idea what's going on right now. I'm going to just shoot this corner. And we won.

You're like, is that good? He was the dude with the belts of ammo and saving Private Ryan sitting in the hallway. I forgot about that. Holy shit. There are very few things that you can be certain of in life. But you can always be sure the sun will rise each morning. You can bet your bottom dollar that you'll always need air to breathe and water to drink. And, of course, you can rest assured that with Public Mobile's 5G subscription phone plans, you'll pay the same thing every month.

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So good. Pre-1.0 when it was still in the beta. I've never played PUBG. You're not missing out on much. I've seen a lot of the videos and stuff like that. I understand PUBG. I've just never played it. I bought a couple guns just from that game.

I thought it was cool. My Mini 14. I mean, the Mini 14 was such a good gun in that game. It was. And it's such a terrible gun in real life. Oh, yeah. I hate that gun. In that that game it made you just think like you get a mini 14 with a suppressor and like a 3x scope You kill everyone

Everyone what was the The Gurkha where the fuck I know Gurkha is a knife But it was the the bullpup a K that was like God mode at the end because oh the go the go The goju grows it grows the OTS 14 grows alright tismode you can only get that from a box right? It was only a drop yeah, tism. It's a real thing ride in continue. Yep, so the OTS 14 grows as a bullpup ak configuration Weapon system, so actually real real guys you have one I have a parts kit for one that somebody did Aftermarket so we are building one as soon as I get my hands on the rest of the kit No shit, I got like the carry handle bullpup. Yeah, all that stuff. I've got that no

She just need the rest of the parts, but it's 9 by 39. I believe originally, but you could also do like different shit Yeah, is that the VSS is yeah number? So it like you know how five five six is necked up to 30 Cal to be 300 blackout Mm-hmm. They did the same thing with seven six two they negative nine. Oh, okay You know how 5.56 is necked up to 30 cal to be 300 blackout? They did the same thing with 7.62. They necked it up to 9 mil. What they're doing with a lot of rounds now. I was looking at that SIG.

What's the new SIG LMG? Spear. The Spear is a 3.38. Not Lapua, but a normal mag. And it's a neck down 3.38 Lapua. It's weird. I don't know if it's neck down. I don't remember. 338 Norma

I think is just a little shorter than Lapua Magnum. I could be wrong on that. I haven't really looked into it. Was it Magnum? It's Norma. 338 Norma. Matt, when are you getting one? I actually got a text today that we're

probably getting one in January I was trying to do the same yeah it's very similar it's super similar that's what the spear is? no not the spear oh I thought you said the spear so it's the NGSW LMG

yeah that's it the spear is chambered in some weird round but it's not that no the spear is 6.8 LMG. Yeah, that's it. The Spear is shepherded in some weird round, but it's not that. Is it the Spear of the 86? No, the Spear is 6.8. Is that right? That sounds right. 8.6, 6.8, 300, Lapua, Norma Mag.

No, it's not 6.8 FPC. It's something weird. I'd never heard of it. Whatever the new 6.8 is now. Can we stop making new bullets, man? We're doing what Germany did in World War II. It's going to fuck us. Well, it's like everybody is just acknowledging now that like six millimeter bullets are like the goat

for ballistic coefficient. So we're just all moving to that. Unless you want it to be subsonic, then just make it fucking thick. Nice. Oh yeah, because the 300 and... Well, 86 is now a good subsonic round, right? Yes.

However, it's not for BC. No, it's ballistic coefficient. Gotcha. Because it's just a thick boy. But the thing is, it's so fucking heavy, it doesn't matter. No, and it's spinning very quickly at that twist rate. Yeah, the twist rate is insane. Dude, that twist...

That's literally drills into things so i i actually i called kevin about it we were we were at the the house like a lake house with my employees and shit like last year like every basically every year we go rich no not at all we every year is like kind of like it's like a tradition i take my employees the, like a lake house for a week, whatever. But we, we were talking about the eight,

six, like a year ago. And I fucking called Kevin. Cause we were just like trying to get, we were drunk as shit. And we were like, well, what the fuck is with this twist rate?

And he told us like about some of the twist rates he was fucking around with. And it blew my goddamn mind. Cause you're talking about twist rates on a normal gun twist rate for the uninitiated in the audience is how many revolutions the bullet makes per the amount of inches down the barrel. So normally you're dealing with like one seven, one to eight, meaning one revolution per like seven or eight inches. He's talking about like one to two, one to three. Isn't it one to three?

One to four is eight six. One to four. No, I think it's one to three. I think it's one to three. But he was talking about playing around with like one to one. I'm like, fucking hell. It's a drill. It's a drill.

It makes a complete revolution in one inch. Yeah. One revolution in one inch. You got a 12-inch barrel. You're just making a drill. When you shoot it, you can hear it go zing. It's so aggressive. Please do all the sound effects for war movies.

Zing! Zing! Bang, bang, bang. Watch out, they're shooting close. Oh no, that one's probably one of three. Yeah, you know when it zings by you. Careful boys, they're using the hot twist ring. Zing!

It actually picks up speed as it goes. It's like... It's gone. Eli's just over here like, Kevin, can you please make a bullet that sounds like ooh-ooh? Ooh-ooh! Oh my God, I want to look. That's a 1 in 69 spin rate.

Just a slow one. A.420 projectile. 1 to 6.9. but those rounds are fucking uh i remember we were all sitting at lunch with kevin and i was like wait hold on that's the twist right when he was just saying it was like bro do you have like ballistics because i want to see what that does when it enters the cavity yeah and holy shit he does have ballistics he showed up you see the clear gel stuff yeah it's like normal it's like what and then his is like like everything explodes he's thinking so outside of the box because if i can like suck his dick here for a minute that like that is super that is incredible

because basically you're trying to keep it the most energy possible while keeping it below a thousand feet per second to keep it subsonic, so you get quiet. So instead of linear speed, he's going for rotational energy. So you're using more powder. You're giving the bullet more ass behind it, but you're not increasing the linear velocity, meaning you're never breaking the sound barrier. And as like a physics nerd, it's like, that is so dope.

Does that slow it down in the barrel as it has to spin more? Does that make it to where more powder burns behind it as it's more time in the barrel? Yes, which would mean if you weren't upping the powder charge, that would make the round slower. But because you can up the powder charge and not keep it and not break the sound barrier. How does that? What? Because that's why they run subsonics. But he also killed the water buffalo at 400 yards.

Think about when you're spinning the top i'm spinning the top okay okay you have rotational energy even though linearly speaking you're not really moving anywhere if you smack onto it it'll you know dabble a little bit but it'll it'll right itself because you still have rotational energy you're not worried about that breaking the sound barrier you're one you're worried about breaking the sound barrier in a linear capacity. You're keeping more energy in the projectile. I wasn't prepared for this test today. I'll give you the notes. I'll give you my notes.

I need the spark notes. Dreadle, dreadle, dreadle. No. We're not Jewish, Eli. But it spins quickly. You're never getting Kanye on this podcast. But if you did, we would lose our spot. I won't be here.

Maddie's off that podcast. I won't be on that episode. It's ridiculous what that man does. Like you read his back. So Yadoff Drippler, what's your thoughts about him? Yadoff Drippler. You did not make that up.

That's a Fortnite character. Yo, you got the new Yadav dripless skin. No matter what fucking Nancy does. No, no, no, no, no. A little mustache. Yadav drip. Who made that up? I literally made that up. You made that up? I literally made that up.

You made it up? I heard the Yadoff thing before. But that was... That was so good. That's a new merch line. Barker's okay with Yadoff Drippler, right? Matt, you're here right now. Can we do it off drip? Commilitia is not okay, but no one's got back on the table. We don't bring off you know dribbler right?

Yay, dog dribbler flossing. Oh sure Have you not seen that picture? No. There's a picture. Oh, just wait. This cracked me up the first time. Is this a shirt? I will say that I did not predict the neo-Nazi Kanye storyline. That was on your bingo card? That was not on my 2022 bingo card. This is the guy that George Bush hated black people. And then two decades later.

And Taylor Swift. I'm going to let you finish. That was still wild. She's a. That escalated so quickly. Oh, I've seen this. I've seen something like that. Oh, my God.

That actually fits pretty good. What is, what is, what is, where are we in? What? Brandon, you have comedy goals. How did we get here? So how, how is this where we're at in? I will say it is hilarious that he's like, you know, there's a certain group of people that control the media and the banks and whatnot,

and everybody's like, how absurd. Well, let's respond by canceling him from the banks. Oh, yeah, he's straight back. Yeah, that actually happened. How'd they do that? The banks shut down his accounts and shit. How? Well, you see, Matt,

I don't want to get my bank accounts closed down, so I'm not going to answer you. Weird coincidence. White people people am I right we can say that right yeah probably okay that was permission my attorney my attorney is advised I stopped talking I'll let you borrow my card your phone goes off you're like brain shut the fuck up right now it's like are you on unsub again stop every time say no this is gonna be an issue with my congressional run oh yeah and then can we discuss that because i didn't even realize that whole thing yeah well i mean like this is still i'm running for public office too openly are you what are you running for sheriff i thought i could be a

sheriff someday in like 10 years i think it'd be cool that would be dope how cool would it be you could go higher no i don't want to hire i just want you if you too because i get to carry a 1911 or something so hill country sheriff normally i know but it's like what wait i can't you're just like well you can make up your own fucking titles just have a badge walking around town you're're like, yes, I am the Supreme Lord Commander of the Demolition. Supreme Lord Commander. I will not swulch. Sorry, what are you running for?

We've made some jokes that have gotten less funny as it's gotten more serious. I'm so excited. It's going to be good. Looking at Texas Congressman right now oh my gosh what yeah no yeah no one this has been an ongoing thing for like a month and a half i will fully support and endorse you on my channel this is oh god this is happening this is the only political

what's what's funny is i'll actually i'll talk to you about this off air but it's become less of a joke as things have moved along it is it is yeah how air, but it's become less of a joke as things have moved along. It is. It is. Yeah. How much? Yeah. We can just say less of a joke. It's it's less of a joke.

Like, I'm honestly not sure yet, but we'll see. It's going in a good direction slash brand is going to get canceled direction really quickly. Yeah. One of the two. It will kill the golden goose. Probably like I will. Google will not like me. No, it'll hate you. This will be crazy.

I can't wait. This changes everything. Yeah. Mostly my financial standing. I'll be the first person to go into Congress and lose money. Yeah for sure. It's going to be hard to make money. I'm going to picture in like fast forward three years it's Mad Max we're looking around like what happened.

It's like well it's a joke. We're looking around like what happened? It's like, well, it's a joke. Brandon got fucking elected. And here we are. We thought it was funny at the time. Seemed like a funny joke. Are you going to wear a suit with a little pin in your gun meme reviews? I want to take like the Yellowstone approach of just like, no, I fucking hate all you guys. I'm just going to stay in Texas.

You should be governor. I would not want to stay in Texas. Dude, you should be governor. I would not want to be governor. Our governor is a stand-up guy. Yes, he's good. But you could be governor. You didn't get that at all, did you? Oh, I get it now. Okay.

That's messed up. Can you put up a photo of our governor? That's messed up. Ouch. This is why running for office is going to be very difficult very very difficult i'd be oh man but it is what's crazy is you they're paying for these views they're paying for this advertisement versus you you guys are friends with all the it would kind of be too easy that it's you know my camp my campaign slogan would be, let's go, Brandon.

Oh, my gosh. It's so easy. Like, what the fuck? It's so easy. Think about how easy this is. When are the next elections? 2024. Oh, my gosh.

It's too perfect. Too perfect. We can get this. I don't know what what is the uh the unsub audience think will you guys all uh you know take the oath to not ruin my fucking political career with all the shit you've watched me say over the last year and a half that's the red button right that's the red button They're like get Brandon elected for the memes make memes that make him on a leg This could work You guys I'm just saying like what if everybody votes writes you in You know right in I but what if you don't run in? You don't write in. But what if you don't run is what I mean?

Like, you're like, nah, that's a bad idea. Oh, that would be hell. Yeah. If I decide like, oh, you know what? I've looked at all of the options and I think this is a really bad idea. And I still went on. Right. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Fuck. Like, what if we still vote for Brandon? Brandon Herrera wins by landslide. He's waking up, turning on the news. He's like, I can't. It becomes the Jon Snow. I don't want it. I don't want it.

McQueen. I don't. I don't want it. I know nothing. I know nothing. You're stabbing people. I think we just assured no matter what you're getting written in. Yeah, for sure.

I don't care what you're doing. I'm just running on your platform, and I'm just going to be talking about let's go Brandon. You're running on my platform. I'm making everyone go vote for you. That's what I'm doing. I'm dedicating my entire channel to this now. That's the whole thing. Let's go Brandon.

Plug, insert insert vote for Say the most fucked up shit that comes to my mind, so I'm completely No, so that Dutch tradition black Actually bring this up at it's an actual Dutch tradition I was unaware of this where So what is the origin of that? Dutch. You didn't learn anything about this, did you? No, I did research in the past. So, okay. Without looking at my phone.

Let's explain what it is first. What are you talking about right now? So there is a big festival every year in... Dutchland? Oh my God, if you say Dutch. Dutchland? I'm sorry about my friends. You're just like, I'm here. And I'm not.

I'm guilty by association. I'm not helping you out with any of this. Oh, man. I love that he said, I swear if you say Dutch, you go Dutchland. When you talk about the ugly American, I think this is what... Dutchland? Dutchtown? Dutchville? Dutchtown, yeah. Old Dutchtown.

Seems like a good time to take a potty break. I'll be back. Dutchland. I think you're thinking of Deutschland, and that's a different country. Deutschland. We'll wait for him to come back to make it more ugly. For everyone that couldn't hear that, Matt just screamed, don't wait, from the bathroom.

So about this holiday. This holiday. In this unnamed country we don't know of. I know. We really don't know, do we? we don't know i know it's really not i can't i don't know why i can't not remember this netherlands huh netherlands that's it yeah thank you for whispering dutch belgium belgium too no the dutch people though yeah yeah yeah yeah cut it out so it looks like i know this without him joking punch in when brandon says that put a country in then just erase

netherlands and put dutchland that's the the the forbidden epcot how long has it been going on actually you know what's still funny to me is that epcot was like epcot the the place in in Disney World like one of the four parks where you've got that world showcase where you've got like France, Mexico, Canada, Morocco. It was built it was built during the Cold

War and they don't have Russia. Oh yeah. They have Morocco and they don't have Russia in the world showcase which is politically inopportune I think at the time to talk about Russia in any positive way I'm glad we've circled back around to the cold war part 2 though yes yeah that's been really cool

yeah the second cold war has been great I straight up bought a lot of captured Ukrainian shit recently like captured Russian shit from Ukraine I bought a helmet that is basically was bombed it was like a Russian helmet that is completely like melted

to shit and whatnot literally bought directly from ukraine can you just buy that stuff i'm gonna start i'm gonna start like getting helmets and beating them up and being like got this from russia it's literally shipping from like i mean i'll tell you it's shipping from russia you could on ebay oh yeah you could don't don't fucking tell all my secrets, god damn. I'm just kidding. And the guy who's advertising it is using a Putin mask. It's fucking hilarious.

Let me see if I can show you that. My god, this has been going on for a long time. You still looking up the racist stuff? Yes, he is man i am i gotta pee again i have to poop now yeah it is a 6b47 ratnick uh helmet that is very clearly blown up yep someone died in that yep so i'm i own a lot of haunted shit now you don't keep that in your

house do you uh it hasn't gotten here yet there's also this one it's a uh it's a plate carrier that's very visibly shot through i've got like 18 of those i'll sell them to you made of bird seed check it you made a bird seed is this the one yeah that's got a bullet hole through it and then on the backside How we Owie, I don't know those are real though. I can give you 19 of those We still have it all that's why I've been selling it on eBay Ships from Bernie Tech Yeah, it's crazy. I can sell those things for thousands of dollars wait black pete has been around what are you still on the yeah moved on from racism

we could not we could not be racist for like i'm not racist i'm talking about tradition weird that's what my cousin from alabama holy shit no but you would not get... Some guy I believe his name is. When this would start. So the books, the first books start in 1850s. Guess when the actual... That is not that long ago.

Guess when the actual origins date back to. 1100 BC. What the fuck? That is a long time ago. Yeah, the traditions and the origins come from the black skin on this Sanctuary class. It goes back to 1100 BC for Black Pete. His name is...

Well, whatever this racist tradition is, I feel like we can't stop it. Like, it's been going on for a while. Dude, that is... Hold on. So here's my thing. It's like, is this actually racist? Because I'm like,

excuse me if i'm fucking like just uh historically a man i'd hate to be this wikipedia guy 1100 bc did anyone in the netherlands have they ever even seen a black person ever now guess when it actually became offensive. What year it became offensive? Three years ago. 2010 is when it actually became offensive. So from fucking 1100 BC till then, nothing.

These got- Had a good run. Ruined everything. Had a good run. I did not know it went that far back. It was like 1850s and then publication was 1850s. And then until 2010 was when mainstream media was like. So what is it?

Yo. The festival? Yeah. It's a yearly festival with one of the characters. And everyone just paints blackface? What year did Tropic Thunder come out? 1100 BC. That's fine.

RDJ you're safe. He's just a good, I can't believe he, he, he's still not. Have you seen his, uh, his interview on Joe Rogan where he talks about that? No, it's great. He's like, he's like, God, he's like, even when that came out, he's like, all my black friends thought it was fucking hilarious. He's like, I ran this by a bunch of people and I thought it was funny. Everybody involved thought it was funny.

And but I was still nervous because you're doing fucking blackface in Hollywood. He's like, I don't know. And luckily, thank God, everybody attacked Ben Stiller for being. And it was literally the joke. He's like, oh, thank fuck. Ben Stiller took all the heat. And what's better is they quoted it literally the joke. He's like, oh, thank fuck. Ben Stiller took all the heat. And what's better is they quoted it in the movie. You never go 100.

You never go full retry. And that was what got Ben canceled and not RDJ. Because Ben Stiller's career hurt so much after that. Oh, yeah, so much. He was struggle bussing. Which is crazy. Which one said never go full retry? RDJ. Oh, yeah. Oh, so much. He was struggle bussing. Which is crazy. Which one said never go full RDJ?

Oh yeah, oh my god. I forgot. He's the one that said the line in the movie. In blackface. What? It almost was. It almost was. That was the line. One of our chairs is broken and it's going to end up being the death of Brandon.

I forgot all about that. I remember watching that movie in theaters. I think Kevin fucked it up. I think there's an unsubscribed historian who can probably correct us on this, the exact moment. Yeah, Kevin definitely broke that and then he tried to fight us multiple times. He did fight all of us. If you recall, as soon as that episode,

so this is actually the unsubscribe audience doesn't know this, but after that episode ended, Kevin was still fucked up. We all fought literally all of us, me, Eli, Cody, we all rolled with Kevin,

whether we wanted to or not. Kevin, I was like, Kevin, you don't want to do this. You do not want to do this. I've warned Kevin multiple times. I was like, Kevin, whether we wanted to or not. Kevin, I was like, Kevin, you don't want to do this. You do not want to do this. I've warned Kevin multiple times. I was like, Kevin, this is not going to go how you think

it's going to go. I have that video. I'm going to send that to you. I was like, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Do we have to buy mats for the studio? Because I have a photo of you and Angry Cops rolling. They're hammered drunk, and I'm just sitting there sober, like, thumbs up.

I got them over my shoulder, like, twisted around each other. Angry Cops is like, your stand-up's bad. I was like, oh, don't. Don't even. The first time I've ever heard my stand-up is bad. Don't you even start this again. It's fine. Wait, do you all have boxing gloves? No. How does he know your stand-up is bad don't you even start this again it's fine wait do y'all boxing gloves no how do you know your stand was bad because how was staying i don't know i don't remember we that was like one or two a.m it was oh yeah and then i had to explain that sav didn't

say anything got home slept next day didn't say anything and the day after she was like babe why do you have bruises all over your body i was like oh me and anchor cops were uh we were wrestling wrestling oh we just like a bunch of drunk boys wrestling oh no pants wrestling you know doesn't matter how old you are 36 37 fucking we're still wrestling. Nothing wrong with that. And then I hurt him. Purely platonically. Yeah, obviously.

God, that was... JK, unless... Okay, so... Okay, we can... Wait. We need to finish the cyberpunk. Oh, my. Are we coming back around to that?

Yeah, I'm fine with it. It's already over and gone. No, you are getting tisms about it. I'm fine with this. Talk about it. Matt doesn't like cyberpunk. Matt, I'm pushing the issue. It's not that I don't like it.

No, wait. Hold on. We'll let Brandon finish and then you can talk about your favorite thing of all time. What's up? I don't know. Okay. I finished an hour ago. Brandon, don't ruin this segment.

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Fuck the after show. Yeah. Fuck you on Patreon. I'll see you in a week, bitches. Yeah. Then you can take it. Well, you can keep it on. This is just for Christmas.

Hold on. I just want to say we're still on the first video right now. I just want to say I personally guarantee this chair will break on the Christmas episode. I'm scared. So come on back.