Unsubscribe Podcast - 90 - The Blast of Us ft. Caleb Francis

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Starting point is 00:00:29 Ooh, this old coffee. Delicious. That old coffee? How long has that coffee been on the table? One day. Oh. Has it got floaters yet? Yeah, so leave it until it starts growing still. Yeah, yeah. Dude, those are my favorite. The little ringlets? Yeah, what is this? The islands is what I call them. The islands! Yeah, the little coffee islands. That Curia Island. Yeah, those are my favorite. The little mold. The little ringlets? Yeah, what is this? The islands is what I call them.

Starting point is 00:00:45 The islands? Yeah, the little coffee islands. Bacteria Island. Yeah, Bacteria Island is one of my favorite places. You've never been to Bacteria Island, daddy? We're disgusting. The fact that we all know exactly. Everyone who's listening right now is like, yeah, bacteria.

Starting point is 00:01:01 When it floats around because you left the coffee out for like four fucking days. I do that all the time is what people people are watching saying many like we're relatable yeah i remember when i did that the knife uh ad you left your sandwiches over there your egg mcmuffin or whatever when it was there for a long time because i didn't change did it no it sat there it just was green with mold and i was like what the fuck is this i was like is that a guest i haven't had it no it was you it was 100 you you went to dunkin donuts i think and you bought um a couple of things that i was like the fuck is this i was like oh yeah baddie left it there that one day i'm gonna blame

Starting point is 00:01:41 chris west angry cops nico or the fat election specifically the fat election fuck you nick do your dishes because i know you ain't he did that is true that's the exact it's racially ambiguous that guy's fucking ridiculous don't it it's harder to rhyme but he's a really nice guy welcome to unsubscribe hey guys thanks for watching this podcast um make sure wherever you're listening or watching whether it's on youtube uh castro spotify apple google amazon podbean stitcher or that's all of them please leave a comment uh like it thumbs up it give it

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Starting point is 00:02:58 Strong. So strong. Caleb. Francis. You can strong. You can strong. You can strong. You can strong.

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Starting point is 00:03:10 Oh, my God. I sprayed everywhere. I'm a fucking fool. It was nice. I'm a fucking idiot. I'm a fucking moron. I wish I were dead. Because of this mole right here, I wish I were dead.

Starting point is 00:03:24 What was that? that was a lock Okay clap under the table and I'm gonna like ready one two Watch Caleb blink ready on the count of three blink one two three I got a really heavy Happy noise that's my What do I do? Dry eyeballs. You're waking up in the morning and you're like... Just little squirt guns out the corners too. Yeah, just goo going everywhere. God, I'm so disgusted. Do you just walk around with your eyes closed? I hate, I hate this news. So much.

Starting point is 00:04:22 Supervision, but that's the downside. What does supervision mean though? You can zoom in. Oh, you can zoom in, but that's the downside. What does supervision mean, though? You can zoom in. Oh, you can zoom in? Yeah, fucking owl eyeballs. That's pretty cool. Like Legolas and his... His elf eyes?

Starting point is 00:04:34 His elf eyes, yeah. Legolas, what do your elf eyes see? What do you see with your elf eyes? Well, yeah. Fucking zoom in. They're all dead. Everything's dead. Oh, shit, Everybody's dead.

Starting point is 00:04:45 Love it. Thanks, Legolas. How you doing, buddy? It's been a while. My favorite content creator over here. Thank you. All tatted up now. Yeah, I got a lot recently.

Starting point is 00:04:57 Yeah, you're right. Got my whole head done. Tattoos are fucking dumb. Boom. Is that over there? Is it Narsil? It's Andrew. Yeah. Yeah. It was too is it Narsil? It's Anduril, yeah.

Starting point is 00:05:06 Yeah, it was too much to do all the writing on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

Starting point is 00:05:10 Probably would've looked like crap unless it was like a really big sword. But yeah, I got Anduril on the side of my head, so fucking love

Starting point is 00:05:17 all in there. Did I tell you, I finally think I decided what I'm doing with my entire back. Oh, okay. Lord of the Rings.

Starting point is 00:05:23 Oh. The Nine Wraiths. Oh,s oh just like old neo-traditional like just like them as like living or no like a statue okay okay okay oh yeah with those like greens like from like uh minus morgel and all that yeah yeah yeah that's awesome i just picture the pain you're gonna do like what our chest is where you're like and it's like it's not gonna get fit i've done both my palms my knee ditch i've got my head my throat my neck behind my ears like the my chest uh the chest where's your chest in my back up chest is bad it's still not as bad as a knee ditch. Yeah, but you look at the like area of circumference like this versus your back

Starting point is 00:06:13 No, I'm back to you We're back in that shit dude, so I gotta figure out what I want on that. Oh wait I got okay, so I'm having a fucking oh Oh, this is my favorite part of the podcast. Hot conversation. I'm going to send. You're having a hot conversation? To show us photos that nobody else gets to see. No.

Starting point is 00:06:30 So we got. Savvy Summer. Okay. Who? I've heard of her. Savannah Summer. I've heard of her. This one is zero followers, 12 posts.

Starting point is 00:06:38 Okay. How long have you been following my page? Oh, shit. Oh, for a long time. And did you enjoy my page so well okay hold on real quick for context this is a fake page of your girlfriend trying to be her because sav has a fairly large following on instagram twitter twiktok everywhere and so this is a fake page messaging you asking how long i've been following her this page like for long time. I was like, yes, I did.

Starting point is 00:07:05 Lots of great stuff. You're very hot. She's like, you sound like a real fan of mine. Hope you won't stop being a fan. Never. Always going to be a fan. Thanks for supporting. Where are you from?

Starting point is 00:07:16 Texas. And yourself? Florida. What do you do for a living? Are you married with kids? I'm single. What about you? I'm single too. How long have you been single for? A while. Like i'm single what about you i'm single too how long have you been

Starting point is 00:07:26 single for a while like a year how about you so i'm gonna see how long i can get this conversation i don't know what point they give you the link they need to click i know how can you just go back in one video i just should send pictures to send my video be like honey this is so weird they're gonna rotate the camera oh wait wait wait a second yeah like a video of you two like making out you don't remember this make her like pretend to be asleep one night and like go in and like be kissing her and like film it and then send it to him like you don, you don't remember this, do you? It's just this is like. Yeah, she's like. It's me like picking the lock on the front door.

Starting point is 00:08:11 It's you like watching her sleep. You're like brushing her hair. With a brush. Yeah, it's just the video. I'm like, I found you. I found you. Oh my God. And it's me.

Starting point is 00:08:22 Yeah, that would be funny. Yeah, that would be really good. Until the police showed up. And just the softest. Oh my god! Yeah, that would be funny. Yeah, that would be really good. Until the police showed up. And just the softest... Goodnight princess. I hope you don't mind. They're like, oh no!

Starting point is 00:08:36 Oh god, that's some fucking wild shit, man. We shouldn't have done this. We got this girl killed. We... Wait, you're not really her? We shouldn't have done this. We got this girl killed Yeah, it's like that it's just the replies just seen and then 12 hours later it's a new video Why are you texting I? Why didn't you respond? Why don't you love me like you do on this? I thought you loved me. Just watch that again. You're like, do it. It's gone so bad.

Starting point is 00:09:11 We're fucked. Oh, we messed up. We messed up bad. We fucked up. Yeah, there's like a whole like office building and people doing that. And he's like looking over, he's like, oh, I fucked up with this man. Oh, we got some American girl killed. It's like, are you in a bandage or?

Starting point is 00:09:19 Yeah. Oh, I'm in a bandage. Oh, I'm in a bandage. Oh, I'm in a bandage. Oh, I'm in a bandage. Oh, I'm in a bandage. Oh, I'm in a bandage. Oh, I'm in a bandage. Oh, he's like looking at reason. Oh, I fucked up with this Shit I gotta delete this one People they kept like that are crazy. I had a guy message you on Twitter the other day I think i talked about a brief on the podcast he was all like man i have some deep pockets like you know

Starting point is 00:09:50 i i'm inside discord like they want me to be the ceo because i i i exposed so many bad things i'm like what you are discord he's like yeah they call me discord i've worked with the fbi too i'm like whoa holy i'm sorry man i realized who i was talking to like are we sure we're cool to talk on twitter like this i was like oh open call yeah he's like yeah it's cool i know people at twitter too we're safe i'm like he's like i know what you've done and i think it's pretty cool you were a sniper i'm like dude you ever need me for a job he's like i'll keep you in mind i i like to have close friends wiki fans okay then it hit me with like a low key some people want me to be the president i was like you went from running Discord to the president. To the president? Whoa. Shit, bro.

Starting point is 00:10:46 Does he have like a real profile? Can you see him for real? Oh, okay. I mean, I got to at least show the profile picture. What the next president's going to look like. Literally our next president. That's the guy that definitely has one of those eyes that go that way. I'm the president now.

Starting point is 00:11:06 Oh, yeah. Clearly, I stopped responding. Oh, goodness. Yeah, he kept going. Like, literally, worldwide people want me to become the president of the U.S. on some real shit. On some real shit, my guy. People want me to rule the world.

Starting point is 00:11:20 Oh, my God, dude. No way. When I think America. The world wants him to be the president. The world wants him to be the president. On some real shit. On some real shit. Oh, man.

Starting point is 00:11:39 Goodness. That's our next president, Eli. Yeah, that's him. That's him. He turns 35 and actually becomes president. That were friends baddie i thought we were pals dude i told you all that important stuff bro bro, and you ratted me out. That was a secret. I brought you to the podcast.

Starting point is 00:12:08 Now everyone knows. Taz! What the fuck? What the fuck? I thought you were fake. I was just a little boy. What the fuck? Just a little boy.

Starting point is 00:12:20 You had a Fortnite photo. I didn't know. I didn't think it was real. Have you had any crazy, like, fucking weird, like, I don't want to say fake DMs, but maybe somebody who thinks they're something they're not? Like, obviously, we have fake Sav. I have the president talking to me. You know, I've had, like, a handful of fake accounts message me before. But one that, like, that was, like, I don't really think she was a fake account,

Starting point is 00:12:46 but, uh, she just really had some really interesting stuff to say. And, uh, so she messaged me and it was like 2am. Oh good. Some girl from like Iceland.

Starting point is 00:12:56 Oh. And she's like, uh, this witch basically is what she's like claiming. She's like, listen, she's like, I read people's auras and I do,

Starting point is 00:13:04 you know, readings and things like that all the time. And when I saw your video, I instantly saw a wolf. Two wolves. And she was like, she was like, she went on and on. She's like, yeah, like, and I dreamed about you last night and there were two wolves and uh there was a black one and uh i was afraid of it but then a gold one came and it was you as a wolf and you saved me and i was like whoa i was like i love wolves

Starting point is 00:13:39 so that sounds fucking cool. Man. Oh, this is it. The day you finally ask for that big promotion. You're in front of your mirror with your Starbucks coffee. Be confident. Assertive. Remember eye contact.

Starting point is 00:13:56 But also remember to blink. Smile, but not too much. That's weird. What if you aren't any good at your job? What if they dim out you instead? Okay, don't be silly. You're smart. You're driven.

Starting point is 00:14:08 You're going to be late if you keep talking to the mirror. This promotion is yours. Go get them. Starbucks. It's never just coffee. She's like, would you like me to tell you your dragon as well? I was like, my dragon? You have a dragon?

Starting point is 00:14:22 She's like, yeah, everyone has a soul dragon. Can you send them my way? I need to know my soul dragon. I was like, what you have a dragon she's like yeah everyone has a soul dragon she's like can you send them my way i need to know my soul dragon i was like what wolves and dragons holy shit and so she went on she's like yeah she's like it's like a blue teal dragon and it's it's wingspan is like 70 feet and was like just going on and on like details about this dragon she's like and uh like you know recited something that was like it's got courage and wisdom and it was born up in this year so that man like just going on and on and i was like okay uh this is fucking cool that is the cool i'm gonna remember this forever all right in case anybody in our comments yeah can read our auras and whatever yeah please if you know what our dragon type is for eli myself and caleb in the comments in this video i need to know what you think our

Starting point is 00:15:03 dragon type is. And I swear to God, if any of you write bad dragon, I'm going to slap you. Yeah, good thing you said that. You were setting up for that one. Yeah, I saw it coming. But what was your dragon aura? Did she give you the form? No, she just like, she's like,

Starting point is 00:15:19 you have just such a warm, welcoming aura, and you have like a blue dragon, and it is a protector. Yeah, like blue eyes, white dragon. I have a blue dragon tattoo on my chest. Okay, hell yeah. Are we dragon brothers? We're dragon brothers, dude.

Starting point is 00:15:33 Dragon brothers, man. We're soul dragon brothers. Dragon Eskimo bros. Yeah. Hell yeah. But it was so late, man. It was like 3 a.m when this was going on and i was like dang and i just like went back like i fell asleep that was a lot to take in man i got like wolves spirits and dragons and stuff and that's cool and she like would just message me every now and then for like

Starting point is 00:15:59 a year and just like just every few months and just asked me how i was doing and she's like yeah she's like keep following your path you have a very strong spirit like just like just every few months and just asked me how i was doing and she's like yeah she's like keep following your path you have a very strong spirit like just like intense she has a damn i was like and now you're gonna wake up you're gonna be like and you're gonna have dragon arms holy shit this is awesome. I just bust out the house and fly away. No, you have like your giant like dragon body, huge wingspan, but like gold wolf pulse. Oh, a dragon wolf?

Starting point is 00:16:34 I want to be a dragon wolf, dude. You're a wolf. A wagon? A wagon. You're a wagon. One of them wagons. No one's ever used this word before. I'm a wagon. It doesn't mean anything else

Starting point is 00:16:46 oh okay yeah that was like the most memorable random message i've gotten uh that that was like that was cool that was pretty cool have you ever had one of your own fake accounts message you because i know you yeah absolutely yeah like they've mentioned before and it's the same shit thank you for being a friend or thank you for following my page that means a lot just like stupid shit like that you're talking to me um it's me it's for real me man videos back dude it's getting so bad though uh somebody was trying to at that opening was looking for my page a couple days ago and i was like i was there i was searching oh yeah You have to type in every single letter of the name and it's probably not going to be

Starting point is 00:17:27 the first four or five of them. It's going to be way down here. So annoying, man. Just so many fake accounts. They just were like, yeah, this is fine. We didn't see anything wrong with people pretending to be you and trying to get money out of people. Just scamming people for their addresses,

Starting point is 00:17:41 their information, their credit cards. It's cool, man. Whatever. Get over it, dude. It's cool man. Whatever Yeah, real sad, okay has YouTube tackled the problem of the fake comments being like you want an iPhone and there's like One of our videos I know thankfully they block it ours has been pretty good about recently We had one video that got hit bad. It was like, they replied to damn near every single comment, but yeah, we blocked them though. Like you go in and you block them and it deletes all linked accounts,

Starting point is 00:18:13 which ours is thankfully pretty decent at like tame for now. Figuring that out. Yeah. I've seen a lot of the, uh, it's like bleeding over onto Instagram a lot lately too, that we, uh,

Starting point is 00:18:23 you have won $5 thousand dollars or we're giving away five thousand to one hundred people hit me up and it's like all capitalized it's got a lot of weird emojis and shit delete block all accounts or the girl accounts that are saying hey hottie or i love this and instantly is that thousand thousand likes you're like what and it's just a million more bots like that's weird that's's odd. That's suspicious. I posted this 10 seconds ago. How the fuck did that happen? It only has three likes. Why is it out of your comments?

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Starting point is 00:19:52 I was talking about new grooming. Don't read the part that says do not read. Oh, okay. Sorry. Inside the performance package 4.0, you'll find this. This is the performance package 4.0, right? Oh, yeah. That's it.

Starting point is 00:20:02 I don't know. This is a pretty awesome package, though. It says manscaped. Let's ask Ryan Reynolds what he thinks about that inside the performance package 4.0 this is my ryan reynolds face you'll find the signature lawnmower 4.9 the advanced skin safe technology reduces the cut and nicks on your delicate parts also comes equipped with your 4k led spotlight that will shine a light to the promised lands. 2023 looks to be how you like that. Ryan Reynolds.

Starting point is 00:20:29 I don't know. I use that voice for him. It's like his weird, quiet voice. It is. Hey, yeah. Hi,

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Starting point is 00:21:00 That's rude. And shave your testicles that are now your face. To all the action, You already did that part. Yes, it's already done. You're so bad at ad reads. Oh, man. What was I going to say? I forgot completely.

Starting point is 00:21:15 Video games. Oh, yeah. You're just going to move. That's it. Oh, fucking first off. We got so much fucking great shit. No, I won't calm down. That was the hardest transition you've ever made.

Starting point is 00:21:26 John Carpenter announced he's going to hint it at the fucking Dead Space. I don't give a fuck. I know, but he doesn't care. I'm like, John Carpenter? The first Dead Space was cool. Yeah, that's the one he's doing. The second one was stupid. I didn't.

Starting point is 00:21:40 I'm sorry. I'm rude. I don't care. The movie's probably. Is it a movie or a show? Series or show? I hope it just goes off the first movie. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm rude. I don't care. The movie's probably, is it a movie or a show? Series or show? I hope it just goes off the first movie. Yeah,

Starting point is 00:21:48 I'm not sure. I can't remember if it's a show or a series, but man, I know I really liked one and two. I had fun on three. I didn't mean to say that. No, no,

Starting point is 00:21:59 you're okay. I get a lot, like a lot of people feel that way. Three was really different, but I still had a lot of fun. And I beat Callisto Protocol. Was that the one that just came out? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:22:10 That was the one that had some issues, though, when it dropped, right? It was just certain people's computers. Yeah, that's what it was. Because I had a little bit of weird frame rate stuff the first 20 minutes of play, and then it kind of mellowed out. And then the next day they had an update and it was like fine cool but uh it was so it was i mean like if you like dead space or if you had never played dead space before then it's gonna be really cool wasn't there a dead space anime yeah it's on netflix yeah i've been watching it was fuck i think there might be one

Starting point is 00:22:40 or two out now yeah it was good. I will say, absolutely. I've never been big into Dead Space. I know it's a good series. I'm not going to say shit on it, but it just wasn't the game for me. The first one was great. That anime they did for it. Yeah, it was fucking cool. Holy shit, dude.

Starting point is 00:22:56 It kind of has vibes of... Oh my god, what's the new superhero anime? It reminded me of that style of... Oh, oh oh oh uh invincible it reminded me of kind of like an invincible style yeah yeah obviously superhero not superheroes and dark and monster bugs but yeah i'm gonna have to watch that one i'm because they have that i love death space one death space two i still enjoyed it not to the level of one because it was in the city or on like and it lost a lot

Starting point is 00:23:26 of that feel because you were trapped you're not on a fucking spaceship in space by yourself that's like that that isolation mixed with the sound that's fucking horror the second you're like i'm in a city with lights and people running around and also i'm like not as scary then then number three he started talking and everything and that that's when I was like, oh. Okay, apparently. Have you looked at much of how they're doing the remake? Because he has an entire dialogue now on this remake. Really?

Starting point is 00:23:52 Yeah, it's not just upgraded graphics. They've redone a lot of it. It follows the original stuff, but there's a lot more dialogue. There's a few new people. There's new weapons and stuff, new monsters. It's almost like a reimagining. Yeah, yeah. Not just a remake. Yeah, it's not just like a lot more dialogue. There's like a few new people. Like there's like new weapons and stuff, new monsters. It's almost like a reimagining. Yeah, yeah. Not just a remake.

Starting point is 00:24:08 Yeah, it's not just like a remaster. It's not like a, yeah, they've redone a lot, and he has an entire dialogue. He looks like quite a bit different. He looks like the voice actor from what I read. Oh, okay. They actually did like full modeling, exactly like the voice actor.

Starting point is 00:24:23 See, though, it's's like gonna be a big upgrade see they did such a good job on man like space horror genre like that it's my favorite thing in the world like that's my style of horror if you it's like eli what are your movies i've said it before metal gear solid dead space those are the two movies you like give me a budget and let me make either one i'm like did Love, Death, and Robots? Yeah. Did you remember the space horror bug? Where he was like dead the whole time?

Starting point is 00:24:52 Maybe not dead. Dying basically. He was an old, decrepit man. It was like making him picture all this shit. It was so fucking cool. That was one of the gnarliest because I loved Love, Death, and Robots. I fucking loved every one of those things. him like picture all this shit yeah it was so fucking cool holy yeah that was a cool that was one of the gnarliest because i i loved love death and robots yeah it's fucking loved every one of

Starting point is 00:25:09 those things but man that was cool i i re-saw that rim or yeah something like that i re-saw that recently maybe it was on tiktok somebody like posted like a big section of that episode like on tiktok and i said oh fuck yeah but yeah because it just looked so good it looked just like a big section of that episode, like on TikTok. And I was like, oh, fuck yeah. But yeah, because it just looked so good. It looked just like a really awesome video game. Beyond the Aquila Rift. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that one.

Starting point is 00:25:32 Oh, yeah. It's so insane. Let me see. Now, because I have no idea what you're talking about. I haven't watched that one. It's crazy. Yeah. No, I'm not going to spoil this.

Starting point is 00:25:40 It's called Beyond the Aquila Rift. It's one of the best ones for sure. Text me that one. Otherwise, it's going to be like, and gone. If you guys haven't seen it, it's on Netflix. Love, Death, and Robots. They are like, what, seven to ten short stories basically in animation form. They're different studios, and they all put their own spin on it.

Starting point is 00:25:58 They're like nonlinear. It's just whatever. They're all so fucking awesome. There are some that are super gory, some that are fucking awesome there's some that are you know super gory some that are super suspenseful some that are fun and kind of cartoony yeah and silly and other ones that are like the beyond the aquila rift which will are really into you're like oh shit like i wasn't ready for that yeah there's now two seasons or three three yeah yeah yeah their question which leads into the next question which I did not mean to actually do, was your biggest fear like that.

Starting point is 00:26:26 What is your like the scariest horror setting you could be in, Caleb? Because I was thinking about that. I was like, oh, that's an emaciated fuck trapped by a spider bitch who is trying to suck me dry. That's pretty scary. Yeah, that was pretty terrible. Yeah. I'm just making you picture. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:26:44 Making you picture like heaven, basically. Yeah. The best day of your life over and over again. Yeah. pretty scary. Yeah, that was pretty terrible. Yeah, I'm just making you picture, like, heaven, basically. Yeah, the best day of your life over and over again. Yeah, it was pretty horrifying. Yeah, pretty scary. Sounds like Tuesday. I don't know. Probably something like, yeah, man, probably something that would, like, fuck with me

Starting point is 00:26:59 would be something like Dante's Inferno kind of deal. Like, we're... God, really, really fucking with our devout Christian boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're waking up in hell, wouldn't you? Yeah, waking up. My skin's being peeled off.

Starting point is 00:27:15 It sucks a lot. Having to go through all the layers of hell and then you think that you did what you came there for and it's like, psych, you're dead, bitch. You're in hell forever. Oh, what like oh what the fuck like bro that would be pretty missed yeah jokes on you oh no you killed me i'm the devil and you killed me psych bitch you're here forever motherfucker i was fucking with you and you're like what oh fuck i just picture the happy journey at the

Starting point is 00:27:41 beginning though it's like caleb you ready for an adventure? And you know, I'm like, it's like Bilbo. It's literally, I'm like, are you ready? And you're like, this is your journey. And you're like,

Starting point is 00:27:52 yeah. And you blink. And then you're in hell. You're like falling to hell. And there's like all these like souls like screaming. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:28:01 There's a father in blood. What the fuck? They're like those fucking babies that weren't baptized that are like crawling around. They're like, well, they like blow up or whatever. Yeah, dude. They blow up. I come back down. I'm like, how's your adventure going, Caleb?

Starting point is 00:28:17 I'm like crazy. This is the journey of a hero. You're a hero now, huh? No. The babies are like crawling up. You're like, ah. Yeah, they have like blades for hands or something, man. Yeah, did you ever play that game?

Starting point is 00:28:30 No. Dude, that game was, when that came out, that game was fucking crazy, man. That was like 2008, 2007? Yeah, I was in high school. Yeah, it was PS2. Dude, that game was nuts, man. I remember seeing, I know I've, one of my old buddies was obsessed. It was one of his favorite games.

Starting point is 00:28:45 And I remember I've seen a lot of it, but I never actually played it. It was cool. Like I remember, so there's like, you do all the like, you know, layers of hell or whatever. I remember on the last one, like, like, yeah, you fight like most of the monsters you fight are like naked women. And it's like their legs open up and it's just like a giant vagina monster is like ripping you apart and stuff. And their tits are out.

Starting point is 00:29:07 But like the giant boss that you fight is like this huge naked bitch. And she keeps like squirting babies out of her tits. And they like land and they have like blades for arms and hands. And they're like chasing you and shit. It was like nuts, man. I remember I was like playing it. I was like, what the fuck? This is real hard to jail too.

Starting point is 00:29:25 This is really scary. When does fast grocery delivery through Instacart matter most? When your famous grainy mustard potato salad isn't so famous without the grainy mustard. When the barbecue's lit, but there's nothing to grill. When the in-laws decide that actually they will stay for dinner. Instacart has all your groceries covered this summer. So download the app and get delivery in as fast as 60 minutes. Plus enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three orders. Service fees, exclusions, and terms apply. Instacart, groceries that over-deliver. It's like, because there's like a dude that's like narrating all the time,

Starting point is 00:30:01 too, that's like telling you like Bible stuff. And he's like, oh, he's like, here's the souls of the unbaptized babies sent to hell because they weren't baptized and you're like what that's kind of fucked up it's like now they're just like evil blade hand baby oh shit it's not a very original name i see where they got it evil blade head baby she has a vagina monster yeah yeah yeah i'm looking at it yeah Yeah, it was pretty wild. It's not great. Yeah, yeah. It's like a big scary scorpion vagina. It's like a scorpion vagina.

Starting point is 00:30:30 Yeah, it's very scary. Not a fan. Yeah, man. If they were to remake that game or something, that would go hard, man, because that game was crazy. Sheesh, dude. No, I'm out. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:30:40 That was a cool game, though. I'm going to go back to the spider monster sucking me dry and pretending I'm okay. See, I'm more simplistic. It's like woods for whatever reason. If I woke up in the middle of just woods and it's dark and you're just there and you have a small light that barely works or no light, absolutely fucking terrifying to me.

Starting point is 00:30:57 It's just like waking up and you're like, why am I here? I'm like, no. You just woke up in the dark woods. You're like, that is my room. I'm still living in Eli's fucking head Goddamn. That is my real project. You're still living in Eli's fucking head. Yeah, anyone's head, Matty. You just wake up in woods.

Starting point is 00:31:10 What do you do? Climb a tree. At nighttime? What happens if you climb the tree and it's just woods everywhere? Hang out until it's daytime. And then what? Figure it out. Go for a walk.

Starting point is 00:31:25 Find a comfy tree. This is a horror story, Matty. Daytime's not coming. Yeah, there is no daytime here. It's just a perpetual night. See, that's more terrifying. You're like, I'll just wait until daytime and it never happens. 12 hours is still Oh my God. Okay. That would be scary.

Starting point is 00:31:41 That's when it starts getting really scary. Okay. Back to my idea. Climb the tree. Jump out of a head first. I guess I'll just myself. And then all the demons and monsters are like, oh, fuck. They're like, what the fuck? Or you're just partially paralyzed.

Starting point is 00:31:57 It's your left side. You're like, no, I can run in circles now. I can just crawl. I can climb back up. That's not how this works when you get paralyzed you don't run in circles even if you're half paralyzed you don't run in circles Eli

Starting point is 00:32:10 like that batty I messed up that's not how this works it isn't my dream batty in this horror dream it is in this dream where it's all dark all the time batty anything's fucking possible sorry that's the line okay yeah that makes sense that is terrifying to me baddie that

Starting point is 00:32:32 or yeah that's pretty much it here god damn it that one are just waking up like in a scuba gear at the sea floor just complete yo water low-key terrifying yeah i love swimming i love going diving yeah it's pretty spooky yeah you see the creatures there yeah bro i watched the video on tiktok um and they were like trying to investigate like they're doing some deep sea shit like you know the submersible camera type yeah yeah they're like oh we found this cool bottom of the ocean shark we've only ever seen twice and then some goddamn roly-poly bug that we see that are this big they found one that's this big normally they do nothing the most non-aggressive passive they just scuttle on the floor they don't even run from lights or things they just eat dead shit yeah this motherfucking thing yeeted itself onto the shark's face and ate and killed the shark.

Starting point is 00:33:25 And they're like, we got that on camera. That wasn't supposed to. What? We don't know. This is how this could be. It cuts to a guy holding one because they're thinking out of the water briefly. They're like, this fucking big. And the deep sea one was like, nah.

Starting point is 00:33:38 I don't know. It was like one of those little roly poly bugs. Yeah, nah. It's fucking dead spaces literally at the ocean floor. Yeah, it is down there. Fuck bugs. Out dead space is literally yeah it's down there yeah outer space is down there yeah well if you look at like i mean those giant octopus or the giant squid they're like what the fuck these are like a nine inch fucking eyeball yeah they're like dinner but they're like bigger than that and then they have those giant dude the japanese crabs have you seen those gigantic ones yeah yeah have you not seen the oh my yeah?

Starting point is 00:34:07 What's up with the bottom of the ocean can we talk about the bottom of the ocean is pretty sure why have we been to? The moon yeah, you should probably look more at the ocean like that's our we yeah, we're it's there that could come get us oh Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty goofy. Like a giant spider. If you just attach blades to it. I mean, unstoppable. Yeah. It just kills everything.

Starting point is 00:34:33 Okay. Now, the big thing. And you guys, I don't know if you fucking watch this. Didn't the last of us. I didn't watch it. Episode one came out yesterday. Oh, my good thing. Fucking God.

Starting point is 00:34:44 Pedro Pascal. All right. No, my fucking God. Pedro Pascal. All right. No, you know. Hey, HBO. Fucking good job. But just are you being sarcastic? No, no. You watched it.

Starting point is 00:34:55 Yeah, it is. The simplest. It's literally like word for word. The intro to all of it, man. Like, oh, dude, everything is shot for shot. There's videos like all over TikTok. People like doing the game next of it man like dude everything shot for shot there's videos like all over tiktok people like doing the game next to the show and it's like shot for shot like in the majority so they didn't try to reimagine a gray series and they even said that they only changed one thing and i know they wrote about it a lot so this isn't like a spoiler alert they took the spores thing

Starting point is 00:35:22 out uh so they don't have to wear masks and shit. And I think that was just like, so they're like, yeah, that's going to be fucking annoying to make them put masks on and off a bunch. He's like, that's annoying. Yeah, I mean, you're hiding your main character. So then again,

Starting point is 00:35:33 did fine for the mandalorian. I did see a thing that was like, yeah, Joel won't be sneaking as much as they do in the game because he's an old man in real life and it's kind of hard to bend down all the time. He's like, yeah, he's like,

Starting point is 00:35:44 it's kind of hard to stay crouched for a long time. He's like, I'm old now. He's like old man in real life, and it's kind of hard to bend down all the time. He's like, yeah, it's kind of hard to stay crouched for a long time. He's like, I'm old now. He's like, this hurts. He's like, okay, we'll do less sneaking. He's going with a more violent approach to this playthrough. Really, I'll watch it when I get home. It's literally the fucking game. I was going to watch it last night, and I fell asleep.

Starting point is 00:36:00 What have I always said? Literally, this is the first studio that took a video game and just followed the source material without fucking changing it and then they just watch the game as he's saying it is shot yeah like literally shot it's so cool i was like oh wow like when they say the same exact shit like there's like almost no deviation from what is fucking said in the game you know i hope this does phenomenal it's already at 9.6. I just, I needed to do well, because what that'll do is

Starting point is 00:36:28 encourage others to be like, okay, let's do that. Maybe the source material's pretty good. Maybe they love it for a reason. Dude, that's what, the memes on I think, right, it was like Halo fans watching this. Why did Master Chief take off his helmet and fall in love instantly instantly i'm a soldier let's have sex wasn't he like a big

Starting point is 00:36:51 doofus too oh yeah he's like dumb as shit yeah it was the worst show and this but episode one is 90 minutes so it is a long it's a fucking movie and it is so dude they'll see that you know this if you've not played the game it is a shot for shot yeah but i played the game but i've watched i did a watch through that's one of those games i didn't have a playstation yeah oh yeah during that time yeah during that time so i cried when i cried first episode dude yeah man it literally because like it's in it fucking that whole scene in the beginning you're like oh shit this is like literally but now it's like real people so you're like oh dang this i'm excited all that and she was getting she was great man yeah so many people were giving her shit because they were like i don't want her being ellie they should have got this other girl that literally

Starting point is 00:37:31 like was her yeah yeah and uh now i got it i was like yeah sure you know that would have been that would have made more sense but she did she does really well everyone oh the casting is yeah fucking like fucking right on man yeah Yeah, it's good stuff. I'm so happy. I'm very excited for the show. Can't wait to watch it. Is it going to be a weekly HBO thing? Yeah. Cool.

Starting point is 00:37:50 Cool, cool, cool. I stayed up until 3 a.m. But I was like, oh, we'll watch the first 15 minutes, go to sleep, watch it tomorrow. And then I was just like. Oh, damn. I was like, oh, my God, I have to watch this. Don't watch the whole thing. Oh, Batty, you're going to be so fucking happy.

Starting point is 00:38:03 It's a video game. Can't wait. You're like. Yeah, it's really good. Everyone fucks it up, and this is the first time where you're just like, look how beautiful it is. We talk about video game movies a lot, and it's just like, why? Why can't you just do it right? It's so simple, and that's what's great.

Starting point is 00:38:18 They're like, I guess we could just do it like a game. It's like they wrote the script. Did you catch the little teaser at the end of the episode when that last camera pan up when they walk off? And you hear that noise? Yeah. Did you see it? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:38:38 Okay. It's the game. Like if you watch the game, it's the fucking game. I want to watch it. Fuck you. Don't ruin this for me. I won't. But, man, what's weird is capturing the chaos that would unfold if something like that.

Starting point is 00:38:53 An extinction-level event hit the fucking planet. A pandemic. Yeah. Well, the cold open. A true one. Yeah, the cold open, they did such a good job. You know, with the 1960s little, hey, da-da-da-da-da. Well, this could happen happen and then you're like

Starting point is 00:39:07 yeah it's the same guy that did chernobyl's the director i do oh really that's why i like 100 another series man i want to go back and watch chernobyl again it was so good yeah that was an awesome show they did so good with that show man oh we need to do now we just need to do some uh last of us content fuck yeah need to write some stuff that's such a good god dang it i'm so excited for that yeah and that's i'm i'm pumped for it because they've got the the other what is like a ream another remaster of it coming out for pc of last of us one oh yeah it comes out in february i think oh no shit okay so they've got the i might actually play a version of that coming out and then they said that the last of us 2 like they'll have it coming out

Starting point is 00:39:48 or too long after i heard now see last of us 2 that's the one i was very i haven't played yet and i've heard they're like oh the gameplay and the mechanics phenomenal there and then i hear the story is like man a lot of people are just mad about it, is what it is. That's what I heard. I fucking loved it, dude. And it's also like more than three times as long as the first one. Yeah. The first one's fucking long. I remember I was like, it's at the end. No, that's what I was thinking in this one.

Starting point is 00:40:16 I was like, okay, that's got to be the end. Oh, okay, cool. Now you're going to play as an entirely different character and see all of this from their perspective. And I was like, oh, okay. And then it's like 10 from their perspective. And I was like, Oh, okay. And then it's like 10 more hours of play.

Starting point is 00:40:27 I was like, okay, now I'm for sure. And it's like, nope, psych, you're going back to the original person you were playing as. And then we're going to do this again and catch back up and switch again.

Starting point is 00:40:36 Like it's like a fucking, if you were to really take your time and like, just enjoy it 30 some hours per story, uh, possibly 40, if you like really, and that's just pushing through that's just story man yeah that was just like casually playing story like looking here and there not like really trying to explore the game yeah just like casually like okay well let me let me check this place real quick because there might be something i need all right whatever i'll go on but if you yeah if you were to really explore man probably 40 some hours yeah that movie did have in the game but the movie or the show really it got the point across of holy shit what is gonna happen with everyone when that happens

Starting point is 00:41:18 because the cell phones everything goes out just like yeah no radios i was like how do we get a hold of our friends where are we located are we cb radios guys dog It's like how do we get a hold of our friends? Where are we located? We are we CB radios guys dog? We do yeah, we've got our PCs book Grizzly punchers back Already loud care ready here. My discourse not working. Oh My god, I didn't gave me with your bros discord goes down. Hold on guys. Let me get out the CB Round the corner here. there's a team of two One shot one shot

Starting point is 00:41:47 He's one shot he's one shot over What's that mean What He's picking that shit up What the fuck is going on Who's got some Harris radios We gotta be fucking hitting that high angle shit Bouncing off the stratosphere

Starting point is 00:42:03 Let's go Dude it's terrifying cause that's I was thinking about that i was like oh my god i riding i would just be like i don't that i just be like do i go up there they're not gonna make it here what like what the fuck you're your own movie you gotta you gotta make it up north of fine and protect your son and hopefully he doesn't talk too loud when you're sneaking back in the monsters. I have a, that has been one of my scripts I have in my head is like,

Starting point is 00:42:30 in that words, all about silence and everything. And then having right. Was it a quiet place? Yeah. Right. No. Was that the name of the movie where you had to shut the fuck up?

Starting point is 00:42:37 Yeah. John Krasinski was in it. Yeah. But then you have like right. And who's not going to understand like what that is. He's going to be like, daddy, where,

Starting point is 00:42:44 why are we not going to the Statue of Liberty? I'm like, shut the fuck down, bro. Just shut the fuck down. You're fucked. Daddy, my tablet's not working. That's fucking great. Oh, we're dead now. You've killed us.

Starting point is 00:42:58 Just stop. Stop talking. No, no. And he just sits down and goes like this. I'm like, just stop freaking right now, buddy. Buddy, I'm going to throw your Hot Wheels away. Right now. Dude, that would be like, it's such a hard thing.

Starting point is 00:43:14 Where I'm just like, it's like a comedy. Very depressing, scary comedy. It's like, oh, he's going to die. He's going to die. Oh, they're going to kill him. They're going to kill him. Oh, he's going to die. He's going to die. Oh, they're going to kill him. They're going to kill him. Oh, fuck. He's just putting on headphones. He's like, I'm out of here.

Starting point is 00:43:33 I don't want to. I've got to get out of here. He just walks out into the road. Oh, my God. I'm like, God, do this. I'm waking up and he's gone. I'm like, oh, no. Oh, fuck.

Starting point is 00:43:45 Just following his footsteps. I'm like, oh, no. Oh, fuck. Just following his footsteps. I'm like, god dang it, bro. Where are you? Fuck, and the world's going to be rough. Yeah, that is. What was the plot of, how did the world end in that? What was the fucking game? It won't take long to tell you Neutral's ingredients.

Starting point is 00:44:04 Vodka. Soda. Natural flavors. take long to tell you neutrals ingredients vodka soda natural flavors so what should we talk about no sugar added. Neutral. Refreshingly simple. The division. What happened to the division? That was another... Was that another pandemic, right? It was some kind of pandemic that made everybody sick.

Starting point is 00:44:38 Yeah. And they just died. It wasn't like a zombie or bugs or monsters or spores, but everyone was just fucking dying everywhere did i really liked the division man i love the division it was just kind of a bummer like the route they took with sponges yeah man let me just shoot this dude for fucking 30 minutes straight yeah the raids it was so good until the raids like okay there was like one or two of the beat like first starter raids that weren't so

Starting point is 00:45:05 bad okay this is pretty cool it's like i just gotta choose guy that had a lot it was like oh okay uh what the fuck am i supposed to do like oh no i'm fighting another guy the guys that had shields and shotguns it would come out and i was like what there's nothing you could do man god those are the like that was so much potential yeah that game was so much fun yeah Honestly, I had so much fun the first week of the division. Going into the dark zone before the cheaters took over. Yeah, before it got too much. I mean, that was fucking cool. I forgot about the dark zone.

Starting point is 00:45:33 It's kind of the same. Did you guys ever play Wild Hunt? Very briefly. I played the intro and a couple of the early levels. That was the same guy, right? Same fucking shit. Tom Clancy's? Yeah. Oh, is it called Wild Hunt? Or is it called something? Or not Wild Hunt? couple of early levels that was uh it was like a it's the same guy right same fucking shit yeah oh the why what is it called wild hunt or is it called or not wild hunt that's um that's witcher

Starting point is 00:45:51 yeah uh what's it wildlands yeah that's it yeah uh but yeah tom clancy's wildlands dude that was a game that me and two of my friends played. You could swap between characters. It was so fucking awesome because it was like giant like jungly map and there was like you know small towns and stuff everywhere and you could just do the goofiest shit. Do you remember the announcement trailer for that game? I don't think so. Oh my

Starting point is 00:46:18 God. That was like the drug the coke dealer cartel and that was a badass like the transitions. And I'm going to pull an Eli real quick. Yeah, I don't fucking remember. Wild lands. Yeah, pull that fucking Eli. Yeah, fucking look into that.

Starting point is 00:46:30 Trailer. Look into that phone. I don't give a shit. Fuck the audience. We'll just sit here. Just shut the fuck up. We'll just watch Batty look at his phone. No, this is for me and Caleb.

Starting point is 00:46:40 Fuck you, Eli. I don't remember why I stopped playing this, but I started it. It was great. It was so fun like playing with people cause you could like when we would do missions like one of us would just drive a vehicle and one of us would be driving a vehicle

Starting point is 00:46:54 and we would just like if we had to take down a vehicle or something like that we would just drive right up to it and throw like C4 all over it and then just drive away it was so fun man there was so much goofy stuff you could do. Yeah, man, that game was so cool. And for some reason, the one they made after that,

Starting point is 00:47:10 whatever the one was after that, wasn't nearly as good. Oh, they made a sequel? Yeah, there was another one, and it was like a similar... A similar... It's called something else. But it was like, you know, same thing, but they took a lot of the mechanics out of this one that, like, really fucked with it, and they and they added like a few new ones that were cool but

Starting point is 00:47:29 it just didn't play as good and i don't know man something about it oh that was a transition the coke and the blood transition dude it's so cool they did such a good job because like on the second one you could lay down in the mud and lay sideways and cover yourself in mud. Yeah. And you could just let people walk right by you, and then you could stand up and fuck them up. It was so cool, dude. But they took so many other things that you could do out of the first one,

Starting point is 00:47:56 and we were like, why did they do that? Why did you take the fun parts? Why did you take those cool things out? Man. Yeah, but it was still good. That just sucks. you get all those potential and they're like let's ruin it well let's take out all the cool parts of the first one what it's like well you look at look at the track like why does this happen and keep happening

Starting point is 00:48:13 again like you'll get destiny one and the entire history of everything they did over destiny one and clearly it's a different team working on destiny 2 yeah destiny 2 launches the worst launch they could have had because they removed that yeah the shit they learned and added to destiny 1 over the last three years four years and then they just didn't put any of that shit it was like we started over and we're like we're at all the quality of life things yeah that we just batty first off executives and higher-ups know what they're doing when it comes to development and entertainment. They never fuck shit up by getting their hands in there. Ever. Man, that's like fucking Anthem, dude.

Starting point is 00:48:49 I was just talking about that a couple nights ago. If they would have done a good job with the after the ending of the game shit, that game was so fucking cool and so gorgeous, and being able to just walk and jump off a cliff and then fucking blast off and it's like so beautiful and the mechanics of flying are so good and there's all these different like classes of characters you can play as and dude it was just fucking awesome and it looked great cool weapons each one had like their own special music yeah it was killer but once you beat the

Starting point is 00:49:25 game and they're like there are raids and shit like they had after that dog shit awful and like it was the same way dude you could you could barely get by the first fucking enemies like when it like the like they would kill everybody like just the first normal guys like you could not kill them it was insane like we would be fighting normal dudes for like 30 minutes i was like holy shit oh just oh my god that's like ads were just yeah just yeah like you couldn't get by it was like we saw destiny raids took a long time yeah let's artificially make destiny raids yeah let's make making everything super strong yeah that's all it was man like everything had like a million fucking shields and then they fixed it and you could actually do the raids you could beat them and play them but it was like to get like s rank you know upgrades and shit like that you'd

Starting point is 00:50:10 have to play it on harder mode and then it was just it was impossible like you couldn't you you were just getting one hand anytime anything shot happened like anthem immediately did it's like it's like free right now on one of the things and they keep talking about making new shit for it and i was like man i was like i might download it and replay it just because of how cool it looked and how like fun it played and just see if they've done stuff to it because they're like yeah we're gonna just keep adding shit to it you know until it's see i've like up for it that's what kills me it's always just in game on um fucking 99 of games now just blow ass especially mmo style shooters mmos

Starting point is 00:50:48 anything like that is it's they're just rehashing the same stuff like um we'll just put a bunch of mobs in the bullet shields and yeah because it had a very division vibe yeah absolutely but just like it was a division in uh destiny like kind of mixed But just like, it was like division and destiny like kind of mixed together. Like after, what was that? MMO New World? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:51:10 Like I called it. Everyone was like, this is going to be the biggest thing. I was like, end game, it's going to fucking fail. I was like,

Starting point is 00:51:16 because there's going to be nothing at the end game that is different. I played it for one day and was kind of like, hmm. That's all I did. It's cool.

Starting point is 00:51:24 And you know, whatever. I was like, it's not like anything that's all I did. It's cool. And you know, whatever I was like, it's not like anything that's captivating me. It makes me want to play it more. It's not new. It's not like a ghost. It's so easy. God of war,

Starting point is 00:51:33 the new God of war, which I haven't played yet. You have focus on the fucking storyline. Dude, that game almost made me cry. Like a lot of times. Like, I can't wait to play it.

Starting point is 00:51:43 I know nothing about it. I'm just like, I've just been like, Jesus Christ. I was like, Oh my God. I know nothing about it. I'm just like... Jesus Christ. I was like, oh my God. So many parts in that game. You're like, fuck. I love Thick Thor, bro. Thick Thor is... Yeah, and it's... I mean, you'll have to

Starting point is 00:51:55 play it eventually. I know. I know it's cool. I've done a watch service. You like really... I haven't. I'm just going... I'm not going to play it. There's some games I don't want to play. You grow to like him more and more as the game goes and then you're like fuck i'm like no i just want to do this yeah man there's like like i i love the original god of wars yeah uh uh i almost had kratos tattooed on my arm with all my villains and shit he almost made he just ran out of the room. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:25 And I didn't want to play the new ones. I just, yeah, I didn't have the console again. And I was just like, nah, I did a watch through the first one. Holy fuck.

Starting point is 00:52:33 Yeah. And this one, I haven't finished watching it all, but I like sometimes dude, I, I love just watching a game. I like, it's the same reason why people watch Twitch straight up.

Starting point is 00:52:42 Like I don't want to play it. I just want, I want to watch it and enjoy the cinematic experience yeah because some of these games are literally just movies man last of us got a war ghost of shima is like pretty similar with me absolutely I'm gonna beat that yeah there's so many of them that are literally just like watching a movie I think kadeo kojima is the forefront he's the one that started that yeah god yeah movie think of metal Gear Solid 2. Metal Gear Solid 1 had six hours of cut scenes.

Starting point is 00:53:08 Fucking cut scene, yeah. This is PlayStation 1. Yeah. No other game did that. This was like, hey, and now he's doing his first movie. How many hours of cut scenes

Starting point is 00:53:18 do you think were in the original Final Fantasy? Like seven or eight or nine? Well, probably about. Seven was what? A four disc fucking game? Yeah. Three disc. It's up there for sure. Three or four. 9. Well, probably about... 7 was what, a 4-disc fucking... 3-disc up there for sure. 3 or 4.

Starting point is 00:53:28 So 3 was 7, 4 was 8. Okay, that's what it was. Did you see that they're supposed to be announcing the 9 remaster come February 7th? Oh, wow. That'd be nice because I never did play 9, so that would be nice. That'd be one of the good ones. Everybody really liked 9. And Tactics and tactics tactics is in a different category but it's fucking i like i still liked quite a

Starting point is 00:53:52 few of them after i mean 10 and 10 to i liked 10 and 10 to uh like i liked i liked 10 10 to i thought 10 was just fucking amazing that was like yeah my final fantasy experience seven was good that was 10 was my first one that i really would like yeah you know be and it was like yeah my final fantasy experience seven was good that was ten was my first one that i really would like yeah you know be and it was like in my brain you know like the other ones like i was like still kind of young and i was just like but i played the remaster on pc not long ago what made 10 special titus what made it special in let's see if you guys can get it real quick well i don't know it was the first of the thing it's what made it special in let's see if you guys can get it real quick well i don't know it was the first of the thing it's what made it like whoa the first one was uh voiceovers really no

Starting point is 00:54:33 final fantasy ever had a voice up until 10 10 was the first to do yeah voices and that's why like my aptitude my high school high school yeah that was a high school. Yeah, I was like a sophomore, I think. I was like, they fucking talk? What the fuck? What was the guy's name? Your mentor, almost. The red coat. Ronan? Oran.

Starting point is 00:54:57 This guy here. The samurai. When he pulled that shit out. Oh, shit. Bushido blade. Yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck. Bushido blade. That's his name. Yeah, Bushido blade. Yeah. Dude, yeah, so 10 was that.

Starting point is 00:55:13 And then I loved 11. 12? I didn't play 11. I liked 12, man. I liked 12 a lot. Which was the story? It's called the medieval-ish. No, that's 15. That's 15, which I also really liked. Dude, 12 was one. I was talking about which I also really liked. We're going back to 15. Dude, 12 was one. I was talking about that on stream here recently.

Starting point is 00:55:30 12 was one that I was- Armor and stuff. It's like medieval. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, yeah, the judges, all the judges you had to kill. I forget what age I was, but dude, 12 made me horny as hell, dude. I can remember it because the fucking girl that you got on your team fran she's literally just a playboy bunny like oh yeah she's just in a black bodysuit that's like just showing off full cheeks but she's like a race of people that have a bunny tail and

Starting point is 00:55:58 big bunny ears and she's like really tall is this your furry awakening yeah i was gonna say i remember being like damn say she's fucking hot and then you go to her like world and it's just like a hundred of her fucking like you know she's i forget what she was she's a hot bunny royalty or something but it's yeah it's only girls like i don't think there were men like it's only girls and they're just like fucking i might be funny people i was like what the hell dude yeah like literally controller the left hand you're like no that's how you go you walk up to a wall everyone's done it you walk up to the wall in a special way to angle it i can remember i can remember multiple times after cut scenes that she

Starting point is 00:56:37 was like a part of i was like i gotta go fucking jack off i was like i was like i can't even fucking play this game and pay attention let me just go to erisdies.com. Tiffa. You're welcome. You're welcome for that one. Tiffa. No, that's not what I'm talking about. I promise you.

Starting point is 00:56:53 This is a website. Dude, but all the Final Fantasies just had like after Tiffa, then you had like everyone had just like a hot chicken. A fucking baby. Final Fantasy X, who was the? Riku? No, the. The witch Lulu. Lulu. everyone had just like a hot chicken fucking baby final fantasy 10 who was the uh riku no the riku was in that too riku was in it but she didn't get hot until 10-2 yeah she was like cute but then in 10-2 that's when she was in the skirt and the g-string like so god then it was like wow yeah we all did all of this. The original golf mommy, bro.

Starting point is 00:57:25 My last playthrough. With the fucking tits out. Busting out. She just did a come catcher. Yeah, man. Wow. Just that come catcher right there. I was like, fucking nah.

Starting point is 00:57:37 Come. Oh, shit. I guess I got to pull Lulu out now. I think my playthrough was always Titus, Lulu, andin or lulu and uh what was her name the girl summoner una una yeah oh yeah you know three right three yeah yeah i always had titus out uh i like never used waka dude i fucking hate it which is annoying uh i liked kimari a lot uh you know what i think i had i think i used uh titus kamari and oran a lot and i would switch well kamari had that move to steal yeah he did some fucking cool moves yeah was probably one

Starting point is 00:58:15 of the most broken characters in that game once you got him leveled up he had some goofy moves like he had there was like a move he did where he launched into the air and like jammed down with his spear yeah that was like fucking broken once you did some kind of leveling up in their skill tree god that was a dragoon pretty much the materia map on that shit dude it was that was complex yeah it was a lot and that was the thing it had an advanced mode or you could switch people's and yeah there was a mode where you could make start wherever you wanted you You could like level your person up so far on their skill tree, and then you could do a thing where you like left your skill tree as that person and went to someone else's skill tree and learned their skills.

Starting point is 00:58:55 Because I remember at one point I did that with Yuna and had her learn like sword moves. And then I was like, yeah, I'll get her shit up and like make her do some, like that way she can fucking attack and stuff too. It was fucking wild, man. Like it was a very intense system simple and advanced and the advanced skill tree you could potentially start anybody anywhere yeah it was like gnarly that wasn't the black mage yeah you should do whatever yeah yeah she could be a summoner that's what i turned her into my yuna that game i didn't want yeah you know it was a bitch yeah she was fucking just a like whiny in that one a c word that we can't say that yeah i can't say that but that's the that one

Starting point is 00:59:32 oh yeah bleep that that was for you flag i'm seeing if you're on your toes yeah the the lightning strike dodge all the lightning which was random like it did that one everyone flip shit and then also it had the hardest. That was like one of the hardest and still is one of the hardest super bosses. If you do the tournament, I think it's the dragon chin. I don't remember. To get the like ultimate weapon shit. Like, yeah, it's apparently still one of the hardest super bosses to unlock and do shit.

Starting point is 01:00:02 I'm like, what was what was it in seven? Was it Ruby and Emerald? Not Sapphire. It was Ruby and Emerald, right? Emerald was in the water. Ruby was in the desert. You go into the Ruby battle with killing your own characters. I know all those secrets.

Starting point is 01:00:14 Thinking about games that had secret bosses like that. Oh, yeah. And they weren't in the Japanese version. It was the only American version. It was just like, hey, we're just going to put this in here and not tell you where. Yeah. You found it. Good luck. And when you do find it it's gonna murder you god what the fuck do i do here just uh i remember there was one on 12 and i really like 12 12 had that other move system in it too where uh it's like they every person had like a super move that they did

Starting point is 01:00:42 and it's like if if you you got enough damage or some shit, I don't remember how it was exactly, it would queue up somebody else's super move. And sometimes on bosses, you could do that and it would just keep going back and forth and you would just do like fucking 12 super moves in a row. Like, oh, this person got, you know, they did so much damage or they got a bonus

Starting point is 01:01:04 and it powered up this guy's super oh so it's a chain and you just kept doing it to where like each person would come out and just do a fucking like powerful move i remember there was so many times i would go and fight a boss with my like shit powered up like ready to go and i'll just be like triangle triangle triangle all bosses dead uh but there was a boss on 12 that was like a T-Rex, and it literally took like 24 hours to beat. Like, because... Do some of those Final Fantasy characters,

Starting point is 01:01:33 those Final Fantasy super bosses are the most ridiculous. It was a random island that you go to, like a section of the map that was just like a fuckload of bosses in this like giant tower. Like a fuckload of bad guys and bosses all over it. Like once you kill them all and leave and go do some other mission it like makes this one appear you come back and it's just a big fucking t-rex like at the bottom of this tower and that was what was so cool about 12 it had that different fighting style like they changed it a little bit to where you can move around while your fights were power yeah you were locked ready to attack

Starting point is 01:02:03 again and you could set it you could set all of the characters to where if their health got to a certain point, they would heal. Auto. Yeah, like an auto setting. And literally, I remember I set, like I went for like an hour and made sure all my characters' settings were set to where they wouldn't like die. And they would like, I had like, you know, max potions,

Starting point is 01:02:22 like magic potions, like everything. And I went to that boss and i just i left it on i left it on all night and just let them all fight all night and like when i woke up i had like killed it and i was like fuck you yeah dude it's like if not you just gotta do it because it literally it's like yeah you do so little damage this thing it takes literally like 20 some hours so i just read just read about it. It's called the Wildsaurian. Okay. And apparently the reason it would get so strong is it was normally docile unless other enemies came near it. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:02:52 And it's a world boss, so it was always there. Yeah. It would kill and eat other enemy types. Yeah. Leveling up. Oh, wow. So the longer you took before coming to see it, it could potentially be level 99, which was the next level. Yeah. So it would accidentally level itself up. Yeah. So the longer you took before coming to see it, it could potentially be level 99, which was the next level.

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Starting point is 01:04:13 time they tried it went for like 20 hours or 40 hours straight something ridiculous and it was like the top guilds couldn't kill it. They all got wiped because they're like, what the fuck? Why am I gonna die? Shit's popping up. It's all just slowly going. I need sleep. I gotta go to work. Like, everything else. Like, it's not happening.

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Starting point is 01:04:56 the best players and it was unsuccessful and they're like yo this is fucking stupid yeah this is dumb you know i missed I miss that shit, though. Oh, 100%. Yeah, I mean, it's cool to find stuff like that and be like, oh, shit. Because I feel like everything's pretty catered to now. Well, they hold your hands. They walk. Yeah. I mean, I think that's why Destiny was so good, though, when it was.

Starting point is 01:05:16 Like, raids. All right, here's a raid. Go figure it out. Yeah, and you're like, dude. I remember my raid team waiting until it dropped. They're like, all right, let's go. And then you're just like, oh, maybe if we shoot that way over there. In the left eye?

Starting point is 01:05:28 And then you shoot the one in the right eye? Okay, this one made a certain tone. Okay, this one's got 12 eyes. Which one do we shoot? You've got to do it in a pattern. I run out with it glowing. I'm like, what do I do with this? Why are my arms glowing?

Starting point is 01:05:39 And then it's like, where do I put it? It's like, I don't know. There's ways of ending. Maybe we kill it all. And you drop it. Everything just. The new sunglasses for Destiny are dropping February. It's like I don't know there's ways of any maybe we kill it all and you drop it everything just You're dropping February they're light fall I believe it's called it's where they really they reveal like the green like Subclass like our earth kind of I'm pretty sure it's like void not void. It's like a poison or whatever

Starting point is 01:06:02 Okay, I can't remember exactly but you got like a tether You can just like tether on like spider-man and shit now Let's not talk about that because that was wrong I already downloaded destiny not too long cuz like me I kind of want to get On the one place. Yeah, I'll be into that. Fuck you. Yeah, no doubt fool first off Daddy, did you play Final Fantasy 15? No? Yeah, yes, I did I did I did you play but did you play it before the full release yeah yeah i played it before the king's thing came out i did not yeah so yeah that game i fuck i loved it all the way up to those last two chapters where it's like you know all the shit happens there's a fucking epic storyline and then you can tell square was like hey you have to release the fucking game now you've spent so

Starting point is 01:06:48 many years and you're like okay so then you remember your guy goes to sleep oh yeah what what happens dude that's the thing they don't fucking tell you about it you're gonna you're like fight you go to sleep. You literally, your guy goes into this alternate world. Yeah. And then he's in a dream. It's dark. And then he's like, here.

Starting point is 01:07:13 20, 10 years later, 20 years later, he has a fucking goatee. Yeah. He's on an island. He's on a walking path. He's like, I'm back. And it's dark. And you're like, wait, what the fuck just happened? I have to make it to my friends.

Starting point is 01:07:28 And you're like driving your vehicle. You're walking. And now there's big enemies everywhere that will fucking murder you. Like there's like animal, like the turtles and everything. You're like, what the fuck? You're like running through turtles. You find your characters. You're like, man, I'm at least going to get a backstory of why the fuck 20 years passed.

Starting point is 01:07:43 You walk up to your friends. They haven't seen you. They don't know what the fuck happened. You're like, they're like, let's have you back. Let's go kill the bad guy. And that's it.

Starting point is 01:07:51 That's fucking it. You remember that, Caleb? Yeah. It's, I didn't, I didn't get that part. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:07:59 Cause like, I feel like I didn't until you said, I was like, Oh wait. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't, I meant to replay it or do the add-on once that stuff came out because the game was so cool up until, like, I feel like I just was like, oh. Oh, it's over.

Starting point is 01:08:17 That's it? That's how this happened? Oh, no. And then you're just, like, kind of confused after. You're just like, oh, okay. Bro, they don't explain what happened yeah you go to sleep you wake up with the beard 20 years have passed i wish i were 10 years like 10 the world is now in a dark world yeah there's monsters everywhere everything's fucked up you walk around the time bullshit you wake up at the fucking shit you come out and there's zombies rolling the city well and it's 14 chapters of story and then it just

Starting point is 01:08:48 skips 10 years and they don't there are no backstory until the expansions yeah so you meet up with your boys they're like it's good to have you back i missed you missed you too they're not like man where the fuck were you no question nice beard dude that's fucking cute yeah because you have like a goatee and you're like okay we gotta go and then you're at the last level yeah you're you walk up they're like get in the car you drive to the last level and that it is the most you yeah yeah i was so pissed so pissed and i anthony uh the writer of borderlands 2 yeah yeah yeah i know you're talking about i text him yeah because he was beating the game he was like eli this game's

Starting point is 01:09:30 fucking great and i just beat it i was like bro text me when you go to level 14 to 15 i have a feeling you're gonna hate this as a writer he's like what this game's great text me he's like what the fuck just i was like he's like they're gonna explain it right i was like just beat it i guess we'll see i sure hope that's my favorite and then they released an expansion like two or three years later a while after yeah to fill that in that was what the expansion was for it was bro that's kind of cool to know that that though uh because now it gives me like because i've i've had it it was like free at some point and i like i was oh cool i'll add that to my cart yeah and uh yeah maybe that'll be worth replacing

Starting point is 01:10:14 yeah like i'm like i completely forgot about all that yeah maybe i just like just erased it from my memory like Because it's so fucking good. It was awesome, man. Yeah, Luna Freya. Yeah, dude, it's so much epic. Intense fucking battle with that. All the fighting was so cool. They're dead and crying.

Starting point is 01:10:36 I remember watching the anime thing that they put out with it. That explains it too, kind of. Does it? Yeah. I don't remember at this point. It was better than what happened to us. It's like Lord of the us. Imagine you have the fellowship and then you're just at the end of the two towers.

Starting point is 01:10:50 You're literally at the return of the king and it's kneeling. He's already at the mount, like Mount Doom. He's like, oh man, what the fuck just happened? How did I get here? Why did they ride the eagles? Did we ride the eagles?

Starting point is 01:11:06 Did we ride the eagles? Yeah, exactly. I don't even remember. Did we ride the eagles? Wasn't there a reason he couldn't call the eagles? You would know, right? There was. There was a fucking book reason. Wasn't there?

Starting point is 01:11:16 Oh, yeah. It's like they didn't want to be involved in it because they were afraid they would be tempted to or something like that. Yeah, they didn't want to be like, least i think that's like one of the things i really like no we don't want to be fucking with the ring because we're like too uh like proud like of a creature or some shit a lot of them they were just very much just like hey this is our fight like none of this yeah yeah problem which we're birds bro yeah i didn't watch the new show baddie liked it i liked it oh you actually liked it dude i

Starting point is 01:11:45 liked it a lot of people like are shitting on it because of like you know so much diversity or blah blah blah but and like i mean you just got you kind of got to go into it thinking like all right this isn't gonna be talking like the fucking book i mean yeah i keep i did this last time we talked about it's like the movies weren't like yeah yeah yeah like they may maybe they like lifted a little nostalgia glasses when they watch it like oh the fellowship of the ring was so my mother it's pretty different too uh arwen doesn't cast the horse spell in the river it's not even her she doesn't do the king's foil that's not her there is no love star. The necklace doesn't exist. This is all fake.

Starting point is 01:12:28 The heaven star. My immortality show. Yeah, yeah. Well, we were watching. Oh, my God. I will say I was watching The Hobbit. For a lot of people that don't know. So Peter Jackson did The Hobbit.

Starting point is 01:12:39 Wasn't slated to do The Hobbit. He came in a year before it was supposed to be released to start working on The Hobbit. Because Del Toro. Del Toro's the first. They're like, boom. a year before it's supposed to be released to start working on the hobbit because del toro del toro's the first they're like boom then uh sony and all the different uh companies are like we don't have rights to that we have rights to this you can't do this you can't do this blah blah blah and then that went off and then peter jackson i know uh during his interviews he was like lord of the rings we had four years of prep time or something. Prep, just going into it. And then it's like real armor, all this shit. And that's what they were doing.

Starting point is 01:13:09 And then on The Hobbit, he was showing up day of. And it's like, what scenes are we shooting? We need to just get armor on. Okay, we'll just do this. And it's like day of. It's like, what the fuck? When you look at Del Toro, I just watched it, how he was doing the movie. So fucking dope. So fucking cool it was yeah and it sucks he didn't have they didn't let him take it to the finish line because

Starting point is 01:13:33 he didn't want any cg orcs all of them were did you see his uh the albino orc yeah oh no his version of it no dude they had the costume they had ever they had test footage it looks so fucking gangster like it's not a cg he was like we're gonna have cg on the dragon so i want all orcs and all that sequence in real life so it's tangible so they can touch it he's like the dragon will be the cg and that's it and then peter jackson was like i we don't have fucking time to do any of this we got to poop this out we'll change stuff mitigate and it's like oh it would have been so fucking dope that feels like the hobbit feels like it was one of those movies that was like it could have been great but we need it out right now yeah and it's uh like it's kind of all a blur

Starting point is 01:14:20 all three of them because i kind of was just. I think I literally only watched them all once. I just re-watched them all. I remember I watched them and was just like, okay, maybe the next one will be better. And then I was just like, I hated the dwarf cinema. They were all either annoying as shit or just assholes.

Starting point is 01:14:42 Yeah, that was the one guy that was like there was like one or two of them that were like kind of likable i think so i fell in love with the elf girl that doesn't exist yeah uh tariel yeah uh yeah like there was like some of them that were like likable but like most of them just were fucking annoying see and that's like if you go back to the original lord of the rings that i like gimli his lineage all the dwarves are fucking badasses they look like dwarves cool dudes and these are all like goofy like dancing plates like doing all that i'm like oh god yeah goofy haircuts like all like and del toro if you see look it up because they have all the they footage they have him talking about it and then what happened.

Starting point is 01:15:26 And then you can watch Peter Jackson just being like showing up to set. He's like, what are we filming today? Grab fucking four boys. He's just trying to like. Why did Del Toro leave it? Because Sony and everything, they couldn't get an agreement. They're like, we don't own the rights to Hobbit. So then it was put on pause.

Starting point is 01:15:42 Then Del Toro was like, I can't stick around for fucking years until you get rid of this app. Okay, okay. Then Peter Jackson was sent in to try to clean up and actually make it happen. Oh, yeah. Then it was like one. I remember the second half of that,

Starting point is 01:15:52 but I didn't know why Del Toro left. And he was doing, if you watch it, it was going to be more, it was going to feel like Lord of the Rings meets Del Toro, like his style. And it looks so beautiful.

Starting point is 01:16:03 The albino orc looks fucking gangster it reminds me of um what's the shadow of the mordor shadow of mordor that's what they like killing rimborn shit bro that game was fun that's it looks like a villain system or whatever they called it the nemesis system yeah where, where they get stronger and shit. Man, those games are fucking wicked. One of the coolest systems. Some of those, the glitched ones or the funny ones. They would love Goofy. The Goofy lines. They'd say some of the goofiest shit.

Starting point is 01:16:37 Or they'd just make funny noises and stuff. Just like honking and shouting. You're like, whoa, bro, whoa. Jesus Christ, dude. You fail killing it. There was that one video It's like an epic storyline this guy just kept trying to kill this one fucking orc And it was just getting stronger because it was killing other orc

Starting point is 01:16:53 And he's like I'll use this poison blade and then he like fight it and lose because it was like one shotting And then it was like poison resistant. It just became this god orc that was like oh he's like i can't i cannot kill this it's just he's like one-shotting everything and then he goes to fight that orc he's like i can't fucking do anything it doesn't get shot in the head it blocks everything it has vision all around it it's poison resistant so the entire time he like he like just peeks his head over it Was done so well Yeah, and once you like get like a leveled up a little bit and your dude is like fucking like running like so fast like It's a ghost, you're like doing like cartwheels and shit up the mountain. So I was like, Oh, when you learn that,

Starting point is 01:17:47 you shoot the arrow, but you like, like fly with the arrow. You like shoot somebody and then you appear there like stab them in the face. Yeah. I was like, dude, this is so cool.

Starting point is 01:17:55 Like you could get so OP on there. Like once you like leveled up a little bit, like you could become like untouchable. It was so fucking cool. What was the name? Hawk or? Uh, Talon.

Starting point is 01:18:04 Talon. Yeah. Very close. No, Flay. become like untouchable it was so fucking cool hawk or uh talon talon yeah dragon age yeah dragon age beak was such a good yeah those games are cool i didn't play the second one that was the one i skipped out uh it was really cool too uh too. It started off, like, fast, man. Like, you started off, like, when you start, it's, like, fucking go time. And you're, like, you're already getting crazy moves, like, so fast. And you're being like, oh, shit. Like, I'm already, like, fucking almost maxed out here.

Starting point is 01:18:37 Like, just, like, a handful of hours in the game. It really got you into the game immediately. Yeah. It wasn't, like, the build-up like the first one. Yeah, which was kind of cool. But, yeah, it was awesome. And it had, like, a lot of cool little cool little like extra side stories that were fucking cool. Like Shelob and fucking. Oh, did they explain Shelob and all that stuff?

Starting point is 01:18:54 Yeah. It just touched on a lot of like those little fun lore aspects from like Lord of the Rings. Sméagol was there a lot in the second one. He like was always following you around doing shit. They have like a whole Sméagol game coming out yeah where you just wait yeah it's a stealth one yeah like you're just i'm able yeah i was like i'm excited like early smiegel like just i'm not i'm not sure like what the time period is but like escaping mordor going to find the ring really yeah oh shit like fresh tortured oh yeah that's pretty neat so damn

Starting point is 01:19:26 yeah it's supposed it looks really fucking dope i man every time i see games like that i'm like i'm so excited i'm probably never gonna even play it yeah i'll never play that oh man i'll watch that shit though like i love watching games i do yeah i don't have time to play them sometimes yeah sometimes man i can pause a video, go do what I have to do, come back, hit play again. Yeah, just watch it

Starting point is 01:19:47 like you would a movie or something. Or listen like you would a podcast. Sure. Sure. Yeah. I need to do that more.

Starting point is 01:19:55 I just, I look at games and I'm like, that looked like Callisto. I was like, man, I need to beat that. It just, it looks so good

Starting point is 01:20:02 because it's, you know, how the Dead Space games work where there's not shit on your screen. Was's how the Dead Space games work where there's not shit on the screen. Was it in the Dead Space world? It's just a whole new game. It was like a spiritual successor.

Starting point is 01:20:13 It's the same people that made it pretty much at a new company. It's all famous people. Every person that's in the game is a famous person. It looks like them. It's voiced by them. That's a pretty cool trait that's going on. is a famous person it's like looks like them it's voiced by them uh oh no shit that's yeah that's a pretty cool the main the main bad guy is uh what was it from force unleashed

Starting point is 01:20:30 what's his name star killer oh yeah star killer yeah star lord yeah star lord he's the main bad guy so star star killer yeah i was like that's chris but yeah he's that's mario yeah he's like the main bad guy that you're fighting the whole game. But it's like Dead Space, but you have a cool combat now where you can like, fuck, you're like boxed and you can like dodge shit and you do like cool badass attacks. You just gotta be like, be ready to like, once you get the hang of it, it's really easy. But it just took, there was only like a handful of variations of enemies but like all the battles were like really fucking intense and a lot of the boss fights were really awesome but uh same thing

Starting point is 01:21:10 man a fucking million jump scares in it and everything just looks so good so many parts are so hard because you have like hardly any ammo that's how a game should so you gotta like you gotta like die a bunch and be like okay well i'll shoot this guy here i'll shoot that guy here i'll use my telekinesis hand and throw this at this guy here i'll shoot that guy here i'll use my telekinesis hand and throw this at that guy like there was a handful of times i said all right i gotta really plan out how i use all my shit and uh especially like in this because you're in a prison in this one and it's it's very similar thing it's like prison on some fucking planet yeah uh they found some fucking thing there while they were mining and like always mining yeah

Starting point is 01:21:45 oh yeah let's not mine too deep fucking like doom was the same yeah stay off of mars and don't mine

Starting point is 01:21:51 yeah don't mine mars yeah what are you guys trying to tell us yeah yeah we mined mars and there's demons there so

Starting point is 01:21:57 we're gonna make a bunch we're gonna make a bunch of games about it mars mexicans this isn't it's like they just see like oh what the fuck

Starting point is 01:22:04 they just see like a black thing they're like no they just cover it back up they're padded down like i think we should leave selling mars yeah yeah it's like a fucking it's got uh the girl that plays kimiko in uh the boys oh yeah yeah uh she's like you're uh you know she's kind of a badass bitch, but like she slowly, you guys start working together. Nice. But dude, yeah, it's a fucking cool-ass game. Really good story. It's only like a 10-ish hour game.

Starting point is 01:22:33 Oh, that's like a good. That's a good story. That's a, you could stream that twice and be done. And that was what's cool because then you're like, people come and they're like, all right, oh yeah, I'll get to watch the rest of it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's not like an episodic thing where you're they're like alright oh yeah I'll get to watch the rest of it yeah yeah it's not like an episodic thing

Starting point is 01:22:46 we were spending a week trying to oh I missed one of the days of stream and now I don't know what the fuck's going on yeah absolutely

Starting point is 01:22:51 like you literally get a chance at 15 yeah imagine your stream oh fuck I woke up what the fuck's going on I'm not got a beard now what the fuck dude

Starting point is 01:23:00 dude how was the one game you did play and I wanted to play? I will play the Talking Guns. Bro, I beat it. It was so fucking good. I didn't play it. I was like, fuck.

Starting point is 01:23:12 You play it. Do an episode of Rick and Morty. Yeah, it's literally. And the best parts are just hidden shit. Just walking around? Yeah, if you're just goofing around. The treasure chest family. Yeah, you just.

Starting point is 01:23:24 And they look so more. There's so much more detailed than the other treasure chests. So when you kill them. So there's treasure chests throughout this game that are a type of creature and you got to knife the treasure chest and they go bleh. And they spit out the treasure. Yeah. You show up at this one planet. It's like a cave. And there's like a little family.

Starting point is 01:23:41 Like you walk into this little home. The dad's got a mustache treasure chest. There's a little baby treasure chest there's a little baby treasures and the mom with her hair treasure chest and they're talking they're so nice they're just like well they're like oh yeah come here hang out a while i'm like about to make dinner or whatever the fuck they're like oh man we'd love to give you something but unfortunately all of our gold's locked inside of us and to get that you'd have to murder us so silly and then you're gonna choose which one you kill first yeah and the whole time they're

Starting point is 01:24:05 like why you killed my baby why did you do that the dad's like no no no no why did you do this why did you come in here like the wife and the baby that's like just kill me just kill me now there's nothing i have nothing left it's so good, dude. One of my favorites. Yeah, like I laughed so hard at so many points in that game. I felt like I was going to like, I had a headache. Yes. One that really fucking cracked me up was the bears. When you went to their job and you were telling them what to do.

Starting point is 01:24:37 There's like, you're trying to find some information. These little teddy bear fucking things. Yeah, it's like Care Bear people. And you get made the boss. Yeah, you're the boss and you have to go in. And she's like, yeah, just go in and tell them what to do. And it's like you're trying to get this information from them. But it's like, send me those emails.

Starting point is 01:24:53 Or it's like, y'all should make out. They're like, what do you mean? They're like, what? And there's three of them. One's like, yeah, I'll do it. Yeah, the two on each side are like, what? I don't know. and the one in the middle is like kind of like bashful

Starting point is 01:25:07 and then they're like well I always thought you were cute yeah you do have like a really nice ass dude and they're like what and he's like yeah I didn't want to

Starting point is 01:25:15 say it man but you do have a great ass and he's like oh my god I didn't know you guys felt that way and they like all come together like the middle one reminds me of Michael Cera

Starting point is 01:25:23 like the way he talks and then they like go and they like make out for a little bit. And then you're like, OK, now fight. Fight each other right now. And they're like, what? And he's like, yeah, I'll do it. And they like do a little battle. And then like I think you like tell them to kill each other.

Starting point is 01:25:39 OK, now kill one of you guys. And they're like, no, they're like, no, I'm not going to do that. I quit. And then the other guy's like, I'll kill them. He's like, I'll kill them both. I don't care. I don't care about anything. Okay.

Starting point is 01:25:51 They're like, what? They're like, what? They're like, no, don't do that. Just quit. And he's like, oh, okay, well, I guess I'll just quit. Then they all just quit and leave. But, dude, it was like a five-minute section of that shit going on of me just being like, okay, now kiss.

Starting point is 01:26:05 Like the amount of times I was just like. Yeah, dude. Yeah, a lot of times it made me just like looking at the camera being like, what? That's an actual good like choose your own story. It is, yeah, dude. Oh, yeah. The hard options and you get to watch it play out. I mean, it's Ryan and Justin and Ryan.

Starting point is 01:26:23 Just Justin. Just Justin was on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It didn't have. What's his name's Ryan and Justin and Ryan. Just Justin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It didn't have... What's his name? Justin and... Harmon. Dan Harmon. Yeah, it was just Justin Rowland. There's so many parts in that game that are just a long-ass scene

Starting point is 01:26:39 that are just straight out of fucking Rick and Morty. And it's like, a lot of it is stuff that you have to stick around for a little bit. You're like, well, let me see what else is going to go on. But you beat the first boss, and it's just hanging there, and then you're like, shoot it again. Yeah, he's like, oh, you don't need to do that. Isn't there a little kid that you have your gun? Yeah, he's like, ah, you're trying to get by me.

Starting point is 01:26:58 He's just like, he won't kill me. He's like, go ahead, shoot me. Nobody will shoot me. And you keep trying to pull the trigger. And he's like, what? Hey, no, don't kill a kid. He's like, we're, shoot me. Nobody will shoot me. And you keep trying to pull the trigger. And he's like, what? Hey, no, don't kill a kid. He's like, we're not going to kill a kid. And then he's like, hey.

Starting point is 01:27:09 He's just like, you got to walk in, like, jumps in front of you and pushes you again. He's like, oh, I'm so annoying. I'm so shootable, ain't I? You just want to shoot me in my little face. And he just, like, keeps doing it. And then he's like, all right, shoot the fucking kid. Yeah, and then you kill him. He's like, oh, no, you shot me.

Starting point is 01:27:20 I'm dead. And then he falls over. But you walk down the road. And then his mom is there. She's like, oh, finally someone me, I'm dead. And then he falls over. But you walk down the road, and then his mom is there. She's like, oh, finally someone killed my annoying son. She's like, I knew it was going to happen. He was so sweet,

Starting point is 01:27:32 and I love him, but God, he was annoying. Yeah, he was so annoying. I told him, if he didn't stop doing that, one day somebody's going to shoot him in the face, and you did it, huh? You know what?

Starting point is 01:27:41 Good for you. I mean, I'm going to be sad about this for a while but he really had it coming like she goes on forever high on life was such a wild yeah the idea of guns talking is the most hilarious yeah it's really good i don't know how it's ever been voice actors yeah yeah all of them are like famous ass people too dude yeah i don't want to spoil the ending yeah, yeah Yeah, so dude yeah, yeah, it's not super long if you really fucking crank it out

Starting point is 01:28:16 Yeah, it sounds like portal almost where it's just that level. Well. It's more dark portal portal has like it's humor portal It's not as puzzly not even no not the puzzle. It's just that humor where Portal 2. It's not as puzzly. Not even. No, not that. Not the puzzle. It's just that humor where it's very. It's all. It's all just dark, fucked up comedy. Did you find the secret thing at the end? At the end, yeah. Oh.

Starting point is 01:28:34 Yeah, you're like, oh shit. Yeah, it's fucked up. Yeah. Oh God. Play the game. Where you go to what? What do they call it? Like human world or human heaven or whatever the fuck they called it.

Starting point is 01:28:43 Yeah. Human heaven? Yeah, it's whatever. You're going to fit. Just go play it. Go play it. Is that the heaven we all speak of? No.

Starting point is 01:28:49 I forgot. Thank you for watching the Unsubscribed Podcast. As always, I am Batty Streams. We have Eli Double Tap here in our amazing, so strong, very thick, just, oh, if you see him in the gym, compliment his ass, Caleb Francis, Grizzly Puncher. We're going to find you, Caleb. Caleb W. Francis on everything. Twitch is Grizzly Puncher. Where can everybody find you, Caleb? Caleb W. Francis on everything. Twitch is Grizzly Puncher.

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