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Starting point is 00:00:32 We're everywhere. We did it! Oh my God, it only took seven and a half minutes. I know because I've been here. Well, actually, it's probably closer to 10 minutes because I waited. And now it looks, I don't know what the french happened it's our camera goblins our camera gnomes they've been here playing with things sick he needs help guys he really don't stop looking at the cameras stop looking at the cameras no i'm just bad like i tape off everything on these ones, so it's like perfection. And then these two are just,

Starting point is 00:01:08 well that one didn't move. That's what I don't get is that mother I did not figure, Ty you keep kicking your chair further and further out. Yeah but if I- I don't move cause I have a piece of tape to show where mine goes. But it doesn't matter.

Starting point is 00:01:19 Cause what you do every time is you move out, so you have to move this one. So you move out cause you've moved these cameras every podcast last four episodes. But doesn't matter it has to match yours on the corners of one in the comments below if you know what i'm talking about nobody knows because it's your brain first your brain is first up but first off the i'm just going into it k i'm drinking k through five. Did you see how many people were like, yeah.

Starting point is 00:01:48 And others were. A majority. No. No, it wasn't a majority. The majority was saying, making fun of me for not realizing it's different based on states. Which I pointed out. I didn't know that. I thought it was one through four.

Starting point is 00:02:01 I pointed that. K through four. Yeah, I was like. Because nobody's right. Because for me, it was K through four. It was that. K through four. Yeah, I was like. Because nobody's right. Because for me, it was K through four. It was kindergarten, first, second, third, fourth. I know. And I said, well, it's probably different off stage.

Starting point is 00:02:11 No, you did not say that. Top stamp. And I know I brought that. Look, roll it back. Play the clip. And then. You know what this might be? Nine through 12.

Starting point is 00:02:21 This might be an age gap thing. He's old as shit. Maybe it was for him. That's why. We just got the by fours. I's old. Maybe it was for him. That's why we just we just got the by fours. I mean, it was fours for me. It was it was. Yeah. Then my middle school was one through first through four.

Starting point is 00:02:34 Wait, whoa. K through five. K through five is elementary. Elementary is an American term for the education period from kindergarten to fifth grade. It receives equal amount of criticism. Uh-huh. And when was that wrote? 1932.

Starting point is 00:02:50 When was that wrote? Was it written recently in the 2023 politically correct bullshit? More work for you. Yeah. Wait. What are you doing? We already. Well, that one's really off.

Starting point is 00:03:02 And just in case you need more snappies. Oh, yeah. You did hit stop and play on this camera four times. I can upload all that footage. doing we already well that one's really off and just in case he needs more snappies oh yeah you did hit stop and play on this camera four times i can upload all that footage you're gonna i want to see i won't flock to look at you and just shake his head like i'm like i gotta get out of here like running off oh man say hi to eli it's racially ambiguous baddie that guy's fucking ridiculous that's harder to rhyme but he's a really nice guy welcome to unsubscribe hey guys thanks for watching subscribe podcast um make sure wherever you're listening or watching whether it's on youtube uh castro spotify apple google amazon pod bean stitcher or that's all of them please leave a comment uh like it thumbs up it give it a rating of five stars whatever you do

Starting point is 00:03:57 it helps the podcast out immensely and donut and eli will be very happy if you do that. And we want to make Donut and Eli happy today. Yeah. Five stars on everything. And a comment if there is possible, because we need to be at the top. Donut, say something motivating. And that's where the, that is. Come subscribe. You have three seconds to go back in time.

Starting point is 00:04:23 What do you do or what do you say? Go. Three seconds. That's it. That's it. Three seconds. Go. Yeah. You have three seconds below change the past but you have a three second window which is a really fun oh man you can't leave a note you can't preemptively you're just right now three seconds yeah you gotta choose the time and everything but that's it you're like boom you hit that button and you're like hey bet, Betty, I got I just the

Starting point is 00:04:45 nightmares. The secret to life is you're gone. I just talked to myself. Who the fuck was that? Oh, my God. That's a good. Oh, oh, that's I had three seconds. Yeah, I'd slap Eli in 2010.

Starting point is 00:04:59 Oh, hold on. Oh. Welcome to the unsubscribed Podcast. As always, I have my beautiful friend here, Eli. Double tap myself. Batty screams. And no one. Our special surprise guest, Henry motherfucking Cavill.

Starting point is 00:05:20 Thank you for coming. I'm so happy he's here today. How was the flight? Wow. First class. Of course. I wouldn't expect anything. Yeah, of course they did. England?

Starting point is 00:05:36 Heathrow? You came in from Heathrow? Where'd you fly into? Austin. Yeah, makes sense. Austin, the direct. Yeah. Wow, I would not. Okay, you need to calm down. You're going to get us banned. That's racist. makes sense awesome the direct yeah wow i would not okay you need to calm down that's those you're gonna give us band that's racist there's something wrong with us that's racist we're talking we're talking to a cardboard cutout we're sad we're depressed just hard cuts to my feet no no no no no it's the first five minutes but it's just my feet your feet swinging back and forth because yeah and it's party time yeah

Starting point is 00:06:07 look at the camera though it's just two shoes like this no we're on a swing a swing set yeah but it's two shoes because i'm hanging from the monkey bars with his hands he's hanging by his hands on the monkey bars because he likes doing pull-ups. Oh my God. Okay. To address. Oh, this is my favorite part.

Starting point is 00:06:34 I know to address the internet. God, you guys are first off. Wait, first you guys, the concepts that happen in people's heads when people get busy and it's just like work related. I'm like surprise Pikachu everyone apparently hey well hey guys uh Donut's a busy guy i don't even noticed

Starting point is 00:06:54 but he runs five or so channels as long you know as well as all the other things he does so as you've seen Donut has been gone i've been trying to address this in the comments or on my stream or to try to figure out what's going on there and letting you guys know. Because goddamn subreddit, y'all need to chill. Y'all are crazy. So, Batty and Donut beat the shit out of each other. We fought fisticuffs like this with the knuckles out. They were wrestling. He's locked in my basement was another good one.

Starting point is 00:07:26 What was the other? There was another fucking wild theory oh god they're just like eli's the mom i'm like yeah no you are i'm just like i'll just take care i'm but reading i'm like what the fuck's going on i was like we were just literally it was like last week we're all here hanging out again shot show came up which pushed shit around and then we're trying to get one last one with cody was like hey doing this but one last one one last one one last one well as a host as a host so then it going into i know as a host so cody is stepping down on the hosting part because he's trying to do his own stuff, especially with the biggest thing right now is the stress from last year leading up into this. It was a lot. It was a lot.

Starting point is 00:08:11 So this is a lot of work, guys. Unsubscribe is a ton of work. We specifically me and Eli here have been putting in a lot of extra hours. And most of it was before Unsub made any money. And it just was a lot of extra work and cody just has too much going on right now so rather than put that constant hey we need you here we need you here he's gonna step down as a host me and eli are gonna somehow suck each other's we're gonna do a lot of that and we're gonna make sure that everything keeps running smoothly as we have been

Starting point is 00:08:42 for since the beginning. Yeah. That's why it's like November. It was October, November, December. It was all those like everyone's schedule and then it's getting stuff done. And that's where I was like, okay,

Starting point is 00:08:53 I got, because again, guys, I, this is unsubs just one facet of my life. Like one, I other, I have a lot of other obligations,

Starting point is 00:09:03 but it, it is a lot of freaking work so it's hey like step he's like hey we were hanging out we're just talking about this step down like okay cool be a guest or anytime especially like him Brandon whoever it's always rotating guests in that way he gets that breather and those guys are dealing with a whole other shit thing on YouTube right now which is the censoring of content and like you guys barely shit yeah for us it is at a different level because we just have to we still get censored or we have to do it but as you've seen in previous posts the second a piece of content gets flagged

Starting point is 00:09:37 underage or anything it's like it just drops off in views and then you're not getting paid and if that is your livelihood you have to worry about that stuff so that's like from cody for the police shooting that's why it's like now a duck quacking like and it's all censored just to maybe get into the algorithm and hopefully get paid plus the other piece not just get seen first of all that's the biggest fuck at this point man fuck trying to get paid trying to get seen so that you can work with sponsors and things like that to help pay for content that youtube won't pay you for so there's just there's a lot going on behind the scenes whether it's with our content whether it's with any of our friends you know demo grand thumb which don't worry mike's coming we're working on it we hear you i promise yeah k, Mike's coming. We're working on it. We hear you, I promise. Yeah, Kentucky's coming in.

Starting point is 00:10:25 I want to say fab. Yeah, so we hear y'all, I promise. It's just, there's a lot going on. And for the longest time, man, like look at how unsub started. It was just dudes hanging out in our free time because we had free time. Over the last two years, we've gotten busy.

Starting point is 00:10:43 A lot of shit has happened. A lot of shit's changed whether it's uh different platforms blowing up or or extra side work or our actual jobs you know that just shit's busy so sometimes we get really really busy and it makes it difficult like today i'm like a whole bunch doing leading up to this i was like meetings meetings meetings and i was like hey i had to push this back from three to four because I was like meetings, meetings, meetings. And I was like, hey, I had to push this back from three to four because I was like, I got meetings and it's still late. That's life. And then when you have content, I know a lot of people think,

Starting point is 00:11:14 oh, this is easy or A, the internet wants drama for whatever freaking reason. It's not drama. It's just friends get busy. It's a lot of scheduling. Yeah. Look at BRCC content is a good example of like what i'm in when i'm not or doing stuff if i'm doing the content or is other people doing it i'm a part that's one aspect now do that with out of regs with unsub with my own content with charity events we help run like savannah like all. And it is.

Starting point is 00:11:45 It's nice. It's awesome. It's it's work. We're lifting the curtain a little bit here. We're letting you guys know kind of what's going on behind the scenes, which we normally don't get to because we try to specifically not talk about stuff. We try to make sure we're just having fun bullshitting the usual. But there's been a lot from y'all lately about what's going on. So I think we needed to come out here and lift that curtain a little bit and explain what's happening.

Starting point is 00:12:08 No bad blood. I hate Eli. That's the bad blood. That's the only bad blood. That's why me and Eli sit across from each other like this. Because if we're any closer, we're going to come. Fight or kiss. We're going to fight.

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Starting point is 00:12:43 Learn more about Samsung Vision AI televisions at Samsung.com. Yeah, that's it. If we're any closer, we're coming. We're going to make out. Somebody's dicks get sucked. But it is still a positive thing. Nothing's changing for Unsub. We're actually getting more content

Starting point is 00:13:05 that is more easily filmed which is again more work yes it's easier film but it's stacking onto this beast of what that means in non-eli-ish is podcast is staying we're still gonna be doing our weekly podcast but we're also trying to put out more content for y'all whether that be some vlog style fun shit with guests or that be some react style stuff where you guys uh something we're working on with the patreon right now because the discord's actually being built a couple of you are already in it i know i'm getting we're getting there the discord's being built for unsub where you guys can come in you can bullshit with us depending on your tier we're gonna hopefully have a monthly q a where you guys can ask us questions we We will have a monthly Q&A.

Starting point is 00:13:45 Yes, we will have a monthly Q&A. There is going to be a section for you all to post videos or games or news that you would like us to react to. I'm not saying we're going to do all of it, but we're going to eventually have a react section here. And we're going to go through this trash you're going to send us because, God, I know it's going to be fucking trash. And we'll have a react stuff. So we're hoping because everyone has been asking for more videos a week you know you don't want once a week you want twice a week you want three times a week fuck you we're gonna try to do some other content though so you can still get a couple extra videos a week yeah it'll be fun like especially the patreon shit

Starting point is 00:14:16 like yeah the patreon stuff and then the biz biz desk stuff we'll just put that aside there's still a shit ton more biz desk stuff which again it's not just a click of a button and you're like, I'm a YouTuber. I make money. No, that's how we did it. It was one button. You just hit the big green dollar sign button on YouTube and go like, here's your bags.

Starting point is 00:14:37 Yeah, and you're just like, boom, we're good. No, it isn't. Our big green button is Fluck. We say, Fluck, make it work. You're like, oh. I'm going to just hit that button so hard. I'm going to hit your button. But yeah, we got the one-on-ones.

Starting point is 00:14:48 I do like the Patreon stuff because it is actually activating that way better and more cohesive and putting way more effort into it. So you guys, the Patreon. The Patreons. It's Patreons. It is. I know. It's an old verbiage.

Starting point is 00:15:02 You didn't know. It is because Patre patrons Used to have bards And gestures From the medieval period I'll slap you Turn your mic You're talking sideways That's why I want you

Starting point is 00:15:12 Hi But we're actually Like the 101s And the Especially with the higher tiers Like doing those sit downs And like Hey

Starting point is 00:15:19 And you get a Actually Chit chat like Not with me I'm gonna have my Manager sit in between us uh because i don't want to talk to you he has i do it every night i have noise canceling headphones on i have to lift one off the ears okay i'm gonna put it back on i do that every night on twitch

Starting point is 00:15:37 so it's all good news and a little sad we're gonna miss cody cody's fucking fuck put a montage up right now dude i don't think we have a montage ready just do the one with him just play the intro that guy's fucking ridiculous that's harder to rhyme but he's a really nice guy welcome to unsubscribe no i got yeah that and then do when he stares off and has ptsd in the dogs you know the vietnam fucking fortunate sun's playing in the back yeah just grab that video it's the vietnam ptsd flashbacks and the goldberg i want to say that's goldberg

Starting point is 00:16:25 no i don't think it was good i think that might have been danny no it's tim kennedy it was tim kennedy yeah that was a that was a dark time i forgot it was the funniest shit though no but we always wish him the best we're hoping hoping they're like all the guys. We were just talking about this beforehand. It sucks right now for that space. That is like firearms or police shootings or anything. We're going to get demonetized. We're talking about it. Yeah, it makes a huge difference.

Starting point is 00:16:57 Can you talk? I mean, you got to be able to talk. You can talk about it. And as long as we don't show suppressors being screwed onto guns or 30 round mags being put into firearms and this is like if you don't know how bad like imagine you have your you imagine you get paid once a month and then you're you're and at your job you're nine to five you you're getting paid once a month now let's let's say you're like, oh, you're about to get paid. And at work, you did something that you think is fine. It used to be okay.

Starting point is 00:17:35 Yeah, it used to be okay to get a sandwich out of the fridge. Let's say every day you did that, and it was fine. It is an AR-15 sandwich, though. Yes. The delicious AR-15 sandwich. And then one day you pull that sandwich out. And then right before payday, they're like, mm-mm, mm-mm. Sorry, you don't get paid.

Starting point is 00:17:55 Remember that AR-15 sandwich you had today? Or no, better yet, that AR-15 sandwich you had three years ago? It's gone. And you get a strike for it, which is getting strikes. Like that's why demo ranch Matt is actually saying like, Hey, uh, huh? I don't know. This is scary, bro. Like how he's been putting videos out weekly more than once a week for years,

Starting point is 00:18:18 10 plus years. Oh, and now he has to like, think about everything that he's done in his past, every video and anything in those videos could cause him to get a strike. Three strikes on a channel. They delete your channel. It's gone. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:18:35 Like, and it's not, they delete one channel. It is all your channels under your IP are gone. Did you know that? So that is, yeah. Cause I think it was Brandon or demo or maybe Cody. I forget who don't it. It was one of them. under your IP are gone. Did you know that? So that is, yeah. Cause,

Starting point is 00:18:45 uh, I think it was Brandon or demo or maybe Cody. I forget who don't it. It was one of them. We were talking about that and it's like, it's not, Oh, this one channel is gone. It is YouTube overlords.

Starting point is 00:18:55 We love you though. Uh, don't ban us. Oh, this is a stressful situation for all those dudes. I is bro. Forgot bro forgotten weapons god fucking like ian come on the history like it is the most he's a literal historian like okay i understand some of us we get a little spicy we can say some dumb shit we do a lot of dumb shit we can do some crazy shit with fire forgotten weapons though that's just rude it's disrespectful most pc people of all of all the gun yeah and he's a wonderful human too

Starting point is 00:19:38 i love you you're great but yeah guys so and that's moving forward nothing's changing is we gonna have well things are changing absolutely yeah things are changing but oh two for the podcast all that stuff is gonna remain the same uh henry's gonna be here no but we have february is a dope dope month with guests and i mean all the guests we have coming up lined up we have we have a are we gonna have a couple of them. I know you want to. You're frothing about this to spill the words.

Starting point is 00:20:10 Just say some of the people we have coming on. Okay. Never mind. You don't get Hitler. No, We resurrected. I hate this podcast so much. He's like, hello. Landmark's coming on.

Starting point is 00:20:38 There it is. I'm going to do the spoiler today because I never get to spoil anything. It's always you. Every fucking day, somebody comes to my chat. They're like, Betty, what's going on in the next episode of the podcast? I'm like, I don i'm not gonna then they're like don't worry you already told us and they stick their tongue out and they run away fuck you you spoil everything darth vader's luke's dad what and jesus died at the end of the passion of the christ i think he lived too that was the one with the Apocalyptica with the Mayans right Yeah

Starting point is 00:21:06 Do you remember that movie Apocalyptica Apocalyptica Mel Gibson's Aztec movie Great movie there was no English throughout the entire thing Right I don't think Aztec spoken

Starting point is 00:21:24 Well no shit but Great movie. There was no English throughout the entire thing, right? I don't think Aztec spoken. Well, no shit, but. I was just being serious. There's a lot of foreign movies where they still speak English. I think I would have pulled it out really fast. I'm mad. Hey, man, there's white people coming up on the beach. Speaking of that avatar white people suddenly

Starting point is 00:21:46 they started speaking english because they're avatars and they're like we can understand it now oh yeah they did yeah they did do that see fuck you about that they learned the language but yeah landmark no that's it that's the only spoiler they get that That's the only one? Only one. We have like six people lined up. Four. So we got that without landmarks. So you got your four. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Starting point is 00:27:20 So we got, we got, we got maybe more than six. I forgot about that one. That one's going to be a good one. We might. Okay. We got more than six lined up for Feb. That's like, I might be going on the road. I didn't say that.

Starting point is 00:27:33 Yeah. Yeah. That'd be like the one time we had to like print out one of these. We're trying to figure it out. And it's for like, it's going to be like an eight by 11 little piece of paper, like a little piece of fucking flimsy paper. It's got to tape it to a wall. It won't be this dope but

Starting point is 00:27:45 in order to get some of the guests it is better we're never going to do remote I fucking despise when a webcam pops up we're never going to have people call in to unsub the whole like when I so the reason this podcast fucking began was forever ago I think I've told this story before

Starting point is 00:28:01 I wanted to start a podcast with Kings and then Eli popped in and we're like oh fucking let's start something but i was in vermont eli was in texas kings is in the frozen arctic north somewhere i don't know he's an idiot and we we were just like no we're not gonna do a discord or zoom call like there are so many fucking podcasts when covet hit so many podcasts started or, the gingivitis hit. Can I say that yet? Yeah. And everyone's like, oh, we're going to have a podcast. And it's just dudes sitting on cameras.

Starting point is 00:28:30 You lose conversation flow. People are talking over. It sucks. It's trash. It's garbage. I hate it. I'm never going to do it. And people are constantly asking us, why can't you have people call in?

Starting point is 00:28:40 Why don't you just get somebody to Discord? Or do you just have a phone on the table? Because it sucks. It's different. It's not the same imagine the chris ramsay west barker episode if they were on discord dude i'm at chris ready just trying magic he's like oh and we're like on a phone screen it's fucking lame i will say um logan Logan Paul did one with Bella Dufene. I don't know. Bella Dufene, yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:07 Yeah, yeah. That was actually really, did you see how he did it? They had the big ass TV in the background. So they were just looking, talking to her and it was a live show. I was like, oh, okay, that kind of works. See, that's different. I still want to do it. Don't want to do it.

Starting point is 00:29:19 Logan Paul, first of all, holy fucking, we got to talk about, we're going to talk about Logan Paul here in a second too. He's also Logan Paul. he has such a massive audience he can do something kind of meh and it not matter like i don't know scam but you apologize for it bro so that's what i want to talk about getting canceled on the internet me and me and Tay were talking about this all fucking day yesterday. How to get uncanceled. Logan Paul in two weeks uncanceled himself because he did a cool wrestling jump. Yeah. I will always say this.

Starting point is 00:29:59 Like, dude, look at all this shit he's been involved in. All the crazy scandals. And he's just like, but now I'm a wrestler. And look at this jump where I throw myself. And everyone like ah it's the cool and to be fair that was cool as fuck i always forget he's a wrestler until i watch i was like oh yeah he does that shit like i in my opinion how to get uncancellable is just either apologize if you want to depending on the situation and then just shut the fuck up for two weeks and then the internet will literally forget i have watched so many people get ripped apart and then just i'm gonna go silent for two weeks and they come back

Starting point is 00:30:37 and nothing nothing's changed the internet is insane it's the fast dude i will uh our boy uh froggy fresh is boxing coming up yep i didn't realize one of his songs there's a bunch of his songs no there's one i was like all this do you know which one i'm talking about yeah yeah yeah but the comments have you read the comments are amazing dude is the black community so, so supportive of that song? They love him. Yeah, and that song, they're like, bro, I was about to, I was, I love it. It's like one of the top comments is like, I read the title of this song and seen the thumbnail and was pissed. And then I heard it.

Starting point is 00:31:19 This is beautiful, dog. Thank you so much. And I was like, what the fuck is that? Because I was scrolling through my feet and that one popped up i was like oh my when when eli does a jump on something oh hi my buddy did that oh bro i saw that right before he came on the episode and i was like you should froggy fresh be on a podcast i would have talked about the voice of reason was like oh guys do i bring this up i don't think anybody else has seen this up this fucking video yet i would have had him on sooner if i know

Starting point is 00:31:49 because i have like bro like in my head it is the idea of how much balls it takes to record it filming it and recording it you're like dope and then editing it you're like okay but then you're like you you upload it, which takes at least five minutes. You got time to sit and think. And then you're like, you're developing the thumbnail. And then you're like this. You're like,

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Starting point is 00:32:41 Especially he's just a white dude. He's like a five foot zero, five, one white dude. Oof. Yeah. I took some nuts, bro.

Starting point is 00:32:50 Like some real and some stupidity. I'm sorry, bro, but it paid off. Dumb as shit, but paid off. And it was like, like the song.

Starting point is 00:32:59 I was like, Oh, this is actually a dope song. Like, but that is also pretty fucking cool. Speaking of that, of, of froggy fresh and

Starting point is 00:33:05 creator clash the youtube boxing is taking the fuck off yeah froggy fresh is fighting um a boar harley harley's coming back and he's fighting an actual wrestler wwe uh what's his name i don't remember the guy's name because i stopped following wrestling back in 2008 but holy shit he's fine an athlete and he's been training me and harley text the last we were texting last week about that yeah but i still poke in with harley i love you harley oh he's so good people she's good people but he has a fucking fight fight and i was like oh aaron's fighting again a lot of the dudes are getting one of my favorite creators this is crazy uh leonhardt. He's a Pokemon go. Not a Pokemon go.

Starting point is 00:33:46 A Pokemon like TCG pack breaker. He opens Pokemon cards. That's all he does. No shit. And it was crazy. He got announced that he's fighting. And I'm like, what the fuck? And then I was watching a week, a video that he put out about two weeks ago.

Starting point is 00:33:58 And his knuckles are all beat up and bloody. I'm like, this motherfucker's been training. Because it was before he's been fighting. He's been... I know, but I wonder why they're not wrapping it right. Well, he's probably hitting a bag

Starting point is 00:34:09 without gloves on. Creator Clash, if I'll box, you can find me someone 150 to 180. Eli, you're not allowed to box. Why?

Starting point is 00:34:17 Because you're rude. You're mean. I have watched you fight two guests drunk as shit on the floor of our pod. No. I will, though. I'm a fat piece of shit. I'll box. I don't know how to box. as shit on the floor of our pod. No,

Starting point is 00:34:25 I will though. I'm a fat piece of shit. I'll box. I don't want to box. I've never fought anything in my life. I'll box. I've never boxed before. You're lying.

Starting point is 00:34:35 You're full of shit. You're a little liar. Hands on fire. I will go in there acting like I don't know how to all the training montage would be me being like this He slipped a punch I'm like, yes I did You're just rude you're disrespectful It's like when kevin was here. Kevin was wrestling everyone and tapping out. And then Kevin came out. I was like, Kevin, don't.

Starting point is 00:35:09 Don't. Kevin hip toss, throw him down and put him into position. And I kissed his forehead, his bald head. I'm like, we done? We done, Kevin. Disrespectful. You're just a mean person. You're mean spirited.

Starting point is 00:35:23 This is why you're not invited. I would do that shit instantly. They're like, who are you? I spirited. This is why you're not invited. I would do that shit instantly They're like who you I was like creator clashes are cool. It's fun. It's neat. It's And it's good. I just dudes beating each other and chicks It's just people beating the shit out of each other and they're getting in shape for which is awesome Because you get to see a lot of these guys they take it serious like some of them fucking take it serious He was the dad guy the dad guy uh the dad guy uh he beat the the like skull it the dad guy yeah the dad guy what's his name dad guy dad man dad yeah dad man youtube i think his name is dad right how to dad how to dad i don't know i don't know the guy. Do you see that clip of him just fucking wrecking house?

Starting point is 00:36:07 Bro, he went at dad YouTube boxing. Who do you box? Dude, he fought Matt Watson. Who's that? I have no idea. But he. We're terrible YouTubers. Dude, it is one of the best fucking boxing matches because dad trained for it.

Starting point is 00:36:26 Like, he came in. You just seen what he looks like, skull-wit. Yeah. He came in, like, ripped. And he came in, and the other guy's like, okay, let's go. And Dad's like, boom! He just started throwing shit. Dude, they stopped it in, like, 30 seconds or one minute.

Starting point is 00:36:39 He just beat the piss out of the dude. Like, I was like, Oh yeah. Sometimes bro. If I ever did it, I would, I would be, I would be full Jack Mandeville before. You know what I mean? Just like I would make myself look at it like more out of shape than I am.

Starting point is 00:36:56 Cause I am. And I would just, I'd be eating cheeseburgers. I'd be memeing. I'd be secretly like, fuck it. It's all goddamn night. I'll just be never going to do it. Never, never do it. I'm not getting it. I'm not going back, fuck it. It's all goddamn night. Oh, I'll just be never going to do it.

Starting point is 00:37:05 Never, never do it. I'm not getting it. I'm not going back to the gym. If I go back to the gym, the world ends. We've talked about this. We're two strikes.

Starting point is 00:37:13 It's fucking 30 degrees in Texas right now. I'm talking about going to a gym and look what's happening. Hell has frozen. Oh, literally, man, bro. It was 85 degrees in Texas yesterday.

Starting point is 00:37:27 I know. Trust me me it is 30 degrees i was supposed to film something yesterday but weather reports said it was the 70 chance of rain and cold rain beautiful beautiful blue sky all day yesterday so me and finn we were like i was like we can't film because it's gonna rain and then it was like, we can't film because it's going to rain. And then it was like, eh. Which, side note, I do have on the Eli channel the Metal Gear Solid video, Solid Snake video coming out. Metal Gear Solid. Oh, you're doing. So explain that. So Eli is going to. I hate to even say this because I don't believe it yet.

Starting point is 00:37:58 Well, I do now because this comes out on Wednesday or Thursday, depending on the YouTube. Eli has been talking about starting a YouTube channel since I met him before I lived in Texas. So over two years ago, probably three years ago when I first started flying to Texas. Yep. Yeah. Over three. Because you had filmed a vlog at your first apartment or your first house, whatever the

Starting point is 00:38:18 fuck that house was that I stayed at while I was there. You filmed your first. A Grand Tuber one. You felt no. The vlog you filmed. Vlog. A gun tuber one. No, the vlog you filmed. The vlog, dude? Yeah, you filmed the intro to your vlog. I remember it because you were like on the couch and you fell off the back of the couch and it was really funny. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:38:32 There was a P-91. I don't remember that. I just remember the intro because that was supposed to be your first vlog. Three years ago. It looks so good and I still. Three years ago. This is my downfall. I'm a perfect, this is my downfall. I'm a perfectionist.

Starting point is 00:38:48 Mytism takes over. And then it's bad. I don't know if any of the intro to this episode is going to make it. Cause it was a lot, it was real hectic and you weren't on Mike chat. I called him chat again. Fuck. Seven minutes. Seven.

Starting point is 00:39:01 It was actually 10 minutes. Eli was readjusting the cameras that we never move because they were they got moved we never moved them you keep moving your chair these angles were off and i can tell so i've done that i did a car one which is also really highly well filmed i'm very good at making shit look pretty and then it's cutting it down i need to film and edit and cut and then hand it to somebody else to hit publish because eli won't do it himself this one i'm going to because this is gonna i have now two days to put it up and get it ready what is the premise what are you doing what is the eli it's eli double tap you can it's always linked in our description me eli don't

Starting point is 00:39:40 everybody all for all of our past videos uh everything's linked below if you're trying to find our channels anywhere but what is the the you I double-type YouTube channel starting out as I? Watch anime and all that nerdy stuff I don't know if you've ever watched like anime breakdowns on like characters or like story arcs or like Halo Oh, this is Master Chief I usually do it that three or four in the morning time ashamed that I'm awake still but they were like a lot of the Content creators are really you're putting down your fellow youtube creators already you haven't even put out a video yet and you're already you all pieces no i don't know like some i like

Starting point is 00:40:15 but seeing the level of content there are some very dry ones too like ones where i'm like oh dope i'll get this character and it's like two million views and the guy's like these are the people i don't watch when you do your vegeta breakdown will you dress up like vegeta yeah hands down you're gonna do a vegeta breakdown right oh yeah i'm gonna do anime video games like everything when i was like i want to know these characters lives that's why i like the solid snake one it's like bandana also forgot all the fucked up shit that like was in metal gear until going through the storyline i was like that must be great for your hyper fixation and adhd though to actually sit down and just binge into one video game or one character yeah because i'm just like writing

Starting point is 00:40:53 out the script i'm like and then i'm like reading and i'm remembering certain stuff and then i'm like typing it out and then playing or watching this is better than porn isn't it oh yeah this is oh i get a breakdown on all the stupid stuff that happens. Especially old video game lores. It's so fucked up. It's so wretched, too. God damn. Like Solid Snake.

Starting point is 00:41:13 Oh, I have so many good... Dude, Solid Snake, when they had me rolling. Snake on Metal Gear. This is old Commodore. Like NES. And they're like, okay,g msx system they were like snake you have to save gray fox frank jaeger he's in his top secure prison so you have to get captured in order to go to the prison with him yep so then they put you in the top secure location what did

Starting point is 00:41:40 you do to go to that prison i solid snake it, Nick. You have to purposely get captured. It places you in the cell next door to him. It's truck month at GMC. Tackle the open road with added confidence in the 2025 Sierra 1500 Pro Graphite at 0% financing for up to 72

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Starting point is 00:42:40 yeager and he's like metal gear tx 55 we have to stop it also blah blah blah and i was like oh this is this is actually uh part of the video game what are you doing betty wait betty what are you doing betty's looking at audio things did you not record anything no it's recording wait did you hit mute on yours no wait what's going on i don't know what the ear symbol means i think that means headphones okay so we're okay the headphones were only listening to four which was muted we're still recording everything else right yeah everything's recorded it's just headphones who you can hear so you can push it and who can actually hear headphones you're good i just saw i'm like why is four yellow because okay for who doesn't know our mic setup we have four mics one two three

Starting point is 00:43:33 four i'm uh three eli's one two and four are muted but four was a different color than normal i just thought i didn't have anything recording oh i thought i had it fucking i thought i had it only listening to the muted mic like yeah that was my face right i'd almost saw it's like punched through the wall with one file you get to see all those dumb things oh shit dude snake foot and like all the babies they aborted. Do you know how many babies they aborted? Metal Gear is all about foot. Super baby syndrome is what it's called. You're kidding.

Starting point is 00:44:13 Super baby method. No, it was like liquid Eli. Liquid snake snake. And solid Dave. Those two, they had eight. There was eight of them. And then they were like cool kill six so the last two are stronger yeah in the womb because

Starting point is 00:44:31 we're absorbing our twins octoplets and then like but i was like oh yeah i was wait okay do you remember a few years back five years, however many years back when there was that one chick who had the eight babies or whatever? Octomom. Yeah, Octomom. She did some corn. Yeah, oh yeah, she did. And then what I'm hearing is if one of her fetuses would have eaten all the other ones, she would have

Starting point is 00:44:58 gave birth to a literal snake. Yep. It would have been a solid snake. And then you have the government doing government stuff that never happens the government which is real which one of my key points is imagine doing all this so the government spends all this to create these two super soldiers batty what do you do with said super soldiers when they're born. Snake's raised in America. Homeboy's raised in Africa. Liquid, right?

Starting point is 00:45:27 Yeah. What would you do with Snake to facilitate the strongest childhood to turn him into a soldier? You know what we do? What did the government do?

Starting point is 00:45:52 They put him in the foster care system i'm not even joking it's part of his life i was like that's worked out well for so many of you i was like the government's like yo we just lost some money on this kid just chuck it to the foster care system like i was like, why the fuck? How is this? Like the, my, this is as government as it gets on the U S being a top secret project.

Starting point is 00:46:13 I was like, wow, wow. This is fucking amazing. Dude, you hear all these backstories. That's why I'm excited to hear. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:46:21 Like do the series on different characters and everything. Cause I'm like, oh, this is amazing. This, I forget how stupid some of this stuff is my oh homie gobble this up but yeah that's gonna be the series gonna be doing all that also way longer than i thought it was gonna be how how long is the video now i was like man it's gonna be like a dope ass 15 minute video me cutting fat because i hate i i know oh you I'm, I'm aware of how you like cuts. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:46:47 I am, but I had a fat, like I can't have taught. I can't pause it. I need, it has to catch attention 30 minutes. And that is all fat. Like trim the fuck off.

Starting point is 00:46:58 I don't even go like this. I cut the shit. There's no beats there or there's no pauses or awkwardness. It's like, do you want me to watch this before you make a love? Oh oh yeah because it's probably is it good oh yeah dude savannah's like sad set through the whole thing yeah but she loves you so she has love glasses on but sad i don't love you so i can watch it and tell you i hate it yeah trust me i hate my own stuff when i have to watch it multiple times but when i'm like oh and i was i look at the

Starting point is 00:47:25 cloud i'm like holy shit okay this is actually good huh weird let's real y'all need help for valentine's day because you're like us sad lonely and depressed so uh odds are you could use a little help eli what do we have to help our wonderful uh viewers today for their valentine's day sadness well now this is a completely different ad thing because i was gonna say have to help our wonderful viewers today for their Valentine's Day sadness. Well, now this is a completely different ad thing because I was going to say, maybe you guys are going to get laid this week. And if you want to. They're not.

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Starting point is 00:50:09 something I wanted to tell but it has nothing to do with anything we're talking about right now which I'm going to do Joel next oh you're going to do Joel next that's actually a really good one last of us episode 3 I already spoiled it for Maddie no you didn't first thing I did I was like bro did you see when?

Starting point is 00:50:25 Shut the fuck up. I will come across this table. I can't wait to watch it. I'm literally watching it as soon as I'm done streaming tonight. Also, what's the, oh, I forget his name. Ron Swanson. Yeah, I know. He's in it.

Starting point is 00:50:37 Don't. Shut. Just stop. No, my only issue. Can I have one issue? No. He teacups the pistol. He's not a survivor.

Starting point is 00:50:48 Is he a trained? Oh, then shut the fuck up. Okay. Stop it. Too much. Too much. No, it's the game. He's a survivalist. You know the game.

Starting point is 00:50:56 Yeah. Thumbs. Thumbs. He's like, thump. Okay, stop. Stop. We're not talking about it. No, I don't want to.

Starting point is 00:51:04 I'm not talking about it. I don't want to spoil it. Shut the it Shut the fuck up First episode was amazing though We can talk about the first episode And second Part of the second I haven't seen it I haven't finished it Wait how far did you make it? No how far did you make it? No

Starting point is 00:51:11 We're not spoiling this shit But how far did you make it? I will slap you In episode two So I know where I can stop You're not Because you're bad at stopping Nope

Starting point is 00:51:19 Yeah So episode one of Last of Us Was fucking amazing Because it's following The fucking game. How do you feel about the change they made with masks, though? Like things not being spore based. I think they had to do that, which is really good on the.

Starting point is 00:51:35 So episode two at the after the credits, they break it down on why they chose that method. Oh, did that? OK, I haven't seen that. OK, cool. So they have the video game directors and writers helping with the fucking thing. Like, it's the dudes that did, the director is the guy that did Chernobyl, which also phenomenal series. And then they are talking with those individuals. So just like episode episode three there are changes in order to make this story make more sense yeah it's something is episode two which you did see is not all of it

Starting point is 00:52:12 i know i know i'm like 20 minutes into it but they are disgusted where it's like um the roots like there it's one living organism yes yes so they had to do that for the show and it makes it so much fucking better so they're like how do we take out the human element and the military element, which is more prevalent in the, um, the game, the game, but how do we add in to make these monsters where they can like run in and interact and spore basically like spore base and we have to describe it. People have to wear masks covering your actors, which normally doesn't work.

Starting point is 00:52:47 Mandalorian proved that wrong. But at the same time, it's very hard to have Mandalorian halo. Like those ones you're like, Oh, this is the game. I still thought some of the halo show was good. Not all of it.

Starting point is 00:53:00 Some of it was really, really, really, really, really bad. But that's, it's like the game. Uh, there's like, Oh, this. And in Mandal that's it's like the game uh that's like

Starting point is 00:53:05 oh this and in mandalorian it's like boba fett always wears fucking masks like so that is the standard you it's set so they were like okay the mask how do we do this without the mask and they did a really good job of explaining it like yeah we'll have to do it this way hey it bites and then the grain and all that it's not spore based it's based yeah yeah the grain and uh the eating and then it just went fucking chaos why do fintechs like float choose visa as a more trusted more secure payments network visa provides scale expertise and innovative payment solutions learn more at visa.ca slash fintech and then it as they do explain, it's like it took three days for everything to fall to shit. Like it was three days from Friday when the first case happened or when it hit America. And then they were like by Monday, it was like America was gone.

Starting point is 00:53:57 Yeah. Dude, episode three fucking baller. I can't wait to watch it, man. Baller. And I'm so excited for the every other video game show movie anything is rolling over in its grave because they're all in their graves right now but how well this has been done they're like fuck man what happens if we would actually listen to all the people listen to the people who wrote the game and the audience that always would bitch about not following the source material. Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:54:29 Yeah. I would. But. It's. It is. Spit it out. Ellie's. Oh, I can't.

Starting point is 00:54:39 Shut the fuck up. Wait. No. Stop it, Eli. Just don't. We don't want to talk about it. We're not spoiling the rest of us for any of you or me? No, stop it, Eli. Just don't. There's so many good stuff. We're not spoiling the rest of us for any of you or me.

Starting point is 00:54:48 Thing. Because I'll come over to this goddamn table, I swear to God. Oh my God, you missed out on this real quick. You missed a giant thing even in episode two so far. I know, I haven't seen it yet. Yep. Oh. Can we talk about something super nerdy real quick? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:01 Okay, so Magic the Gathering. Never heard of it. You love it. I Gathering. Never heard of her. You love it. I love it. We both love it. Henry. He loves Warhammer. I guarantee he's a magic player. He might be. Post he is.

Starting point is 00:55:16 I have to touch on my guest. There's been a recent set. It's actually the newest set. The last new set. Just cut in on Henryry well bad to talk what are you what are you doing what is sit down now it's gonna be cut on that one it's just gonna show my face i hate everything that's just happened so one of the newest sets called brother's war which has to do with urza

Starting point is 00:55:44 and mishra who you know urza obviously urza's incubator urza's whatever and then mishra is mishra's bobble there's some cards in magic the gathering if you guys aren't nerdy enough for this fuck you um brothers war did something new in uh old magic sets not old but some of the the mid-tier sets they've done thing called lottery cards where you can pull crazy rare things that are like one in every five to ten collector or special booster boxes and there's only one and these cards are going for hundreds and hundreds of dollars uh i opened a brother's war box and i pulled what's called a serialized card in these sets there is 63 card artifacts special a special card type all of these artifacts have a 500 print run serialized version that are mixed into these

Starting point is 00:56:34 boxes so 63 artifacts 500 per artifact yeah not a lot of cards very rare so we're talking one out of every five to ten and they're only in collector's boxes, which even have smaller amounts of packs. And these go from like uncommon cards. So like cards that are very easy to pull out. You pull multiple per pack to rares to mythics. You got a really good mythic. Motherfuck.

Starting point is 00:56:59 I pulled probably what I would consider one of the top two, if not rarest mythic in the set. You got a Mox. I pulled a what I would consider one of the top two, if not rarest mythic in the set. Yeah. I pulled a mox Amber. And not only did I pull a mox, I pulled a serialized mox Amber. And this is also a, out of the 551,

Starting point is 00:57:17 this is the lowest number that I've found anywhere online. Or you got a number 51. My number is 51 out of 500. All the ones online, the next lowest I found was like 173. Everything else is like 2, 3, 4, 500. So when it comes to serialized cards, they're not inherently worth a lot

Starting point is 00:57:34 unless it's say number 1 or 10 or 100 or 200 or 300. One of those special numbers, 69, 420, 169, 269, whatever. None of those have been found for the Mox Amber. Some of these other cards are going for a couple hundred bucks, like Uncommons. They're nothing special, to be totally honest.

Starting point is 00:57:51 A Mox Amber on the lowest played end are going for $1,300 to $1,400. The special high tier ones are going for $6,000 to $7,000. So I pulled mine at like two in the morning that night i filed all my paperwork for beckett grading and the next morning i overnighted it to beckett grading to be great it's probably it's not gonna be a perfect 10 because it does have a like a white on the corner wow yeah that where it was put in a pack and it got hurt or whatever it got dinged a little but we're talking a nine or a 9.5 graded card which fernie doesn't know sports cards pokemon cards magic cards can be graded on a scale of one to ten ten being pristine and

Starting point is 00:58:29 perfect and very hard to hit nines and nines and fives are a lot more common eights obviously you have two grading scales too two companies no you have a lot of companies you have but the top three yeah the top three psa beckett and cgc are your top three big ones psa is obviously the most well known um but beckett does more magic stuff it seems and cgc uh does a little bit as well i forget which one's the more coveted so psa overall beckett only if it's a 10 because beckett does something called their black label 10s so that's the one so that was the one logan paul speaking of logan paul was he's the one did you hear that story of his charizard because he has the 10 the pristine or the i don't remember what their black label 10

Starting point is 00:59:16 is called because they have two different 10s they have their pristine 10 because beckett's are graded on four things like corners edges surface and centering and you can get a 10 if three of those are tens and you have one 9.5 because it's on 0.5 scales so if you get three tens and 195 it's rounded up to a 10 but it's not a perfect 10 it's not a gem in 10 it's a pristine 10 or whatever so did you hear how his worked out no so it was fucking crazy so there was only two beckett tens in the world for charizards yeah these black label tens it was uh what's is the the motivational speech guy um gary you know gary whatever his name is the rich guy you've seen it i guarantee you probably have

Starting point is 00:59:59 no idea who the fuck gary is though but we'll just say this conversation we'll say gary uh he is the only one with the only two yeah these both no shit yeah he has both and then he had a bunch of not like pristine fucking amazing ones from the other graded scale yeah so uh logan and him are friends and he bought one of his great uh oh he cracked it and reshit it had it sent him to be great because he would dude yeah he looked he just kept looking he's like yo this has to be a fucking a proceed to yeah he's like what the fuck why like what the fuck it has to it has to so he cracked it yeah he so he broke it out of the graded case because they're sealed in graded cases so he broke it which he said was terrifying bro that was one of the scariest

Starting point is 01:00:46 moments he's like oh or if it gets undervalued then you're fucking not like so you have to be you have to be super careful with that stuff because eventually these companies will they'll catch on and you're not supposed to i guess technically do that you crack it submit it again to see if you get a higher grade to get a different grader. Because unfortunately, when it comes to Pokemon cards, the graders suck ass. It's all depending on who's having a good day, who's having a bad day. It's like the ad rev. It's literally pretty much on how. Not ad rev.

Starting point is 01:01:17 Monetization. Monetization. Because somebody reviews our footage. Somebody could love our podcast and they'll just be like, yeah, this is fine. Somebody could fucking hate one of us and then immediately we're fucked and there's nothing we can do about it pokemon card grading or sports card grading is kind of the same fucking deal because of how fast pokemon blew up they just knew these grading card companies weren't really prepared for the mass influx of how to grade them properly like fake cards have been graded fucking Fucking riddle me that. Like, one of the big things, I feel like it was Beckett

Starting point is 01:01:48 or somebody who graded Logan Paul or who said Logan Paul's sealed box of first edition booster boxes, which was how many million dollars? Three million dollars? Yeah. Of six first edition booster boxes of Pokemon base set. Like, the original stuff from when we were kids,

Starting point is 01:02:03 Charizard, Venusaur, Blastoise, he had a box, which is six of these cases of booster packs uh was confirmed authentic turns out they opened it it was all gi joe cards repacked into pokemon boxes like so a lot of these companies are under fire because they're trying to like they're grading stuff when technically they don't have the know-how authority knowledge to properly grade the things they're grading so everyone's like well if you see a dude that's like mad forget that guy that like does people send him his card to just have him check on it and alpha investments rudy probably you only see his hands no i mean he does video stuff too sometimes oh this guy i always see his hands but he's like oh these are actually really good he's like or this is a print it's probably i'm gonna say it's

Starting point is 01:02:47 probably alpha investments because he's done a lot of videos where you only see his hands his older stuff um by the way rudy i love you i watch his videos literally every fucking day alpha investments awesome channel for magic stuff he does new box openings old ones but he goes through old people's collections and he'll and somebody would be like i'm worried that these are fake can you check these specifically they're usually dual lands yeah and that's what i've seen okay yeah because i watch them because i have a bunch of revised dual lands and for example these are magic cards that are older they no longer are printed and they're fucking heavily heavily forged because on average they're on the lowest heavily played damaged 200 bucks

Starting point is 01:03:27 pristine six seven hundred bucks and these are just like mass-printed so people will put them up on tcg player other websites and they'll try to make a buck off other people it's like that that old lady that brought in i sent it to you the power nine uh the road show yeah dude antiques road show yeah road show i sent it to batty i was like bro this old lady had her husband's collect her late husband yeah i think her late husband's collection of magic cards and it was like all the original alpha power nine and if you don't know what that is just do a quick google for the cost of the power nine yeah shit like and there were multiple pristine condition multiple and they're just in normal

Starting point is 01:04:06 it's like a normal binder and she's like hundreds of thousands of dollars just sitting in a fucking binder and her reaction because she had no she fucking didn't know no one in the ship what the french toast i was like one of my favorite things recently is people like discovering their old magic cards their old pokemon cards and being like i'm a millionaire now not understanding like a base set venusaur that's not first edition that is in lightly played heavily played condition is worth maybe 40 bucks yeah people think these old cards are just worth hundreds of thousands of dollars because social media and influencers have blown them up some of them absolutely are some that you've opened fresh out of a pack and you got a good print run and that pack has been sealed and properly taken care of because these packs you

Starting point is 01:04:53 wiggle the cards in the packs you damage them you scratch the foiling these cards aren't worth shit what's called raw when they're just right out of the pack unless you were in that 0.001 percentile most of the cards in your collection unfortunately are not worth shit. Hey Eli did you ever have to learn a language when you were in high school before you dropped out because you're kind of an idiot? Yes. What language did you try to learn? Mexican.

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Starting point is 01:08:12 That's how they, that's how they used to sell Starcraft. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the big. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:08:17 Yeah. Yeah. I have those things where it's like, oh geez. And like all the Diablos Xeno gear, like old. Unopened Xenogears and old PlayStation games and all that stuff that just went into a sale. Like I'm like, oh, I just chuck it in here. Just chuck it in here when it's open.

Starting point is 01:08:35 But fuck, I always forget about that stuff. Collecting that video game stuff, they had a bubble pop apparently like last year or two years ago. No, it was just recently. Oh, was it? It was like late last year apparently like last year, two years. No, it was just recently. Oh, was it? It was like late last year or early last year. I read all about this shit. It was all that because it was, dude, it was getting unreasonably priced.

Starting point is 01:08:54 Sealed video games, graded video games, like old school stuff like NES and World of Warcraft copies, whatever. Legends of Zelda was a big one. These graded or sealed games were worth hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars and these graded ones were worth even more turns out the company grading them for the most part was inflating the prices on these things like shit was just being graded as a perfect 10 or nines when there was no basis or scale and the people grading them were the ones selling them and there was all sorts of crazy shit and it turned out it was a big scam for the most part and all these

Starting point is 01:09:29 people were spending thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars like hundreds of thousand dollars i watched the video where uh there was like 10 different dudes came forward to talk about how this bubble crashed this was like i lost three million dollars because of this stuff because he invested his spare money instead of in the stock market into video game stuff sealed collections of video games and then it turned out it was all just mass inflated fake none of the pricing not the games were fake but the the cost the worth of any of it was just not there and this bubble was bad when it popped oh that's because i know like old snes like if you have like Secret of Man of Sealed is. Dude, some of those games where I was like, oh my God, I wish I could buy this.

Starting point is 01:10:11 Like it was, I think I remember the sealed copy when I was looking was like a thousand dollars. I was like, I can't justify that. I could, I wish I justified it. That is worth a fucking metric shit. My sealed video games is like investing in Doge coin. It might work. It might not be when I was doing it in 2000. Reeve tell 2011 was the last time.

Starting point is 01:10:39 So when I was 13 to 21 is when I was buying sealed stuff and i was like dope and i was just like this will be i'll put it in here i'll put it in here i'll put it in here and thankfully it's paid it i mean it hasn't paid off because i just hold on to it it just keeps going that's the problem with people like me and you we buy shit to hang on to for because it could be worth something someday we're never gonna get rid of it yeah i i have a sealed uh first edition pack of like neo genesis which is an old school pokemon pack that has a lugia in it in this pack a neo genesis i'm thinking neo geo never mind no no these are old pokemon packs like i know i was gonna say neo geo's old it's a heavy pack it could have a card graded worth $60,000, $55,000

Starting point is 01:11:26 and I'm like, I gotta hang on to this pack forever now. You can never open it. Because the moment you open it, it's worth a dollar. Oh yeah, that is true. It could be any holo. That's the thing with these sealed products. It's a scary time. It's worth fake

Starting point is 01:11:40 internet points. Which is crazy now. It's everything. Invest in firearms. There you go. That shit keeps going up until it's illegal. Which is maybe not. I don't know. But the stock market is safe, guys. They'll definitely take care of your money.

Starting point is 01:11:57 Yeah. There's so many options. You're just. Dude. Oh, my gosh. Put it all into gold and silver and hide it under your mattress. That too. or in your wall oh the walls make a false wall false wall safe i want to make a false wall safe now dude

Starting point is 01:12:11 i wish i got into figures more i have some figures that are like figures figures barbies yeah dolls barbies i wish i got on barbies and some barbies worth a lot of money beanie babies remember when that was a thing bro have you seen how much some of those fucking the princess diana beanie baby they're worth like fucking like a hundred thousand to five hundred thousand dollars i don't believe you i promise you and there's like one that's sealed and that the queen touched one time before she died how stupid are we yeah think about it like your magic the gathering your black lotus yep which is a piece of paper they could print again and not tell you for pennies if that if if not multiple like one or

Starting point is 01:12:55 two pennies this car this piece of paper it's that piece of fucking paper. That's Superman action. Was it action comics? Yeah. Yeah. The last one sold for like four or $6 million. Like if you get like your, like my super cars, I'm like, okay.

Starting point is 01:13:13 Like a McLaren F1 super fucking rare. There's only a handful. The engine laid, the engine bay is lined with gold. Like you're like, okay, now it was $30 million. Fuck time for a car.

Starting point is 01:13:24 It's not a piece of paper it's crazy like when you think about and then we buy digital items on on that you want pieces of paper no look at pieces of paper think of uh original bonds that were worth back when oh yeah the fucking 1800s yeah bonds we used to be a how are those still worth things dude all that shit's so weird when you like like it's a thousand dollar bond back then but that's worth like a million something now because inflation it's what in the how the fucking i mean that's fucking monopoly what in the world that's why i sold my crypt like my bitcoin back in the day because literally back when i was

Starting point is 01:14:05 doing that it was a fucking worthless ass guy it was yeah fucking the digital currency it was no it was a meme bro it was a digital currency that no one was like this is gonna be worth a shit ton of money one day we were like my soul beanie babies nerd yeah we'll buy thousands bitcoin for pizza or 10 000 bitcoin for beats i know you're like i fucked up didn't somebody do that how much did they spend like 40 something how many bitcoin was it like 10 000 was it like 10 000 for a pizza right yeah 2010 somebody then that dude lost the fucking the the wallet code or whatever he had yeah i know i fucking sold mine for 48. I sold my thousand coins for $48,000. Owie.

Starting point is 01:14:48 And then it would drive into bubble pop to into $8, $7. This is way, way, way, way long ago. And I was like, I made my money. Fucking. Because I did. I made like 40 grand. I was proud of myself. I was like, fucking boom, boom, boom.

Starting point is 01:15:03 Eli knows that. And then a single coin got up to 60 000 goddamn dollars a single coin a single one coin yeah was more i sold a thousand coins of bitcoin like you ever just think about like you get eli you can go back in time where Are you going to stop Hitler? I'm like, bam, I hit that button. I look at myself in 2010. I'm like, you fucking don't do it. And I teleport back in my head and you'll look at your bank account.

Starting point is 01:15:34 You're like, yes. Did you stop Hitler? Who? No. Why? I got my Bitcoin sold at the right price. You went back. I was like, I had three seconds to send a right price. You went back. I was like, I had three seconds to send a message.

Starting point is 01:15:48 I made the best. If you got three seconds, what are you going to do? If you got three seconds. Oh, that's a really good. Oh, that's actually a really. You have three seconds. You get to the comments below. If you had three seconds to go back that's a really good. Oh, that's actually a really. You have three seconds. You get to. Guys, in the comments below, if you had three seconds to go back in time, what would you do?

Starting point is 01:16:10 There's not. It's too late. I know. I was like, yeah, let's ask them this. We can put this. Look, put this in the front. You have three seconds to go back in time. What do you do?

Starting point is 01:16:20 Or what do you say? Go. Three seconds. That's it. That's it. Three seconds. Go. Yeah, you have three seconds.

Starting point is 01:16:25 Change the past, but you have a three second window, which is a really fun, oh man. You can't leave a note, you can't preemptively, you're just right now, three seconds. Yeah, you gotta choose the time and everything, but that's it, you're like, boom, you hit that button and you're like, hey, Betty, I got, I just, the nightmares, the secret secret to life is and then you're gone

Starting point is 01:16:46 i just talked to myself who the fuck was that oh my god that was so good oh oh that's i had three seconds yeah i'd slap eli in 2010 i'd probably say put a lot of money on that Super Bowl with the Falcons lost. That's what you would say? Super Bowl Falcons money. You're gone. And you're like, Super Bowl Falcons money? So you put all your money on the Falcons?

Starting point is 01:17:17 Because it wasn't clear enough? You're just like... You're like, future me would never set me right. What would you do? I don't know. I would go back 2010. I didn't slap eline be like bitcoin hold until when how would you know what to sell bitcoin 2021 there you go that's smart that's smart i can say that in a sentence it hits the point i never had any moments like that though because i i didn't when i've been poor as fuck i didn't ever invest in bitcoin i didn't fuck with crypto you could

Starting point is 01:17:50 slap yourself and be like stream sooner oh justin tv there it is yeah that'd been smart now imagine you in that time period where you're like da da da da da and i could be ninja flossing say i can't hear you let's see some movement sorry henry i didn't mean to punch you all right like that could have been i could have been doing the double jerk off move i just now picture yourself though in that time where you're just like future you that is god that would have been what do you look like at that time were you shaving yeah clean shaven i was in the army still i was fucking hating myself imagine that you're like oh i gotta do morning pt and then you now pop up and you're like justin t and then you're god you're like oh dude but me now i don't look like me then i know that's what it's gonna ginger

Starting point is 01:18:43 fat fuck with tattoos just slap me and said justin tv okay let's go to google.com because i'd type it out like that still back then yeah i would look at myself and be like why was the ears are pinned back i remember tattoos i'd be like who the fuck was that mexican man just slap me across the face i mean yeah no no no no i get it i get it i get it i get it that's a good a little if you got three seconds or two three three is a good who's not a lot of time i'm just just you're gone you just got time to screech i'm gonna change the world hit the button. Come back.

Starting point is 01:19:26 Done. You're like, what'd you do? I threw cum on that person's face. A bully. I fucked my bully's mom. I'm his dad. He doesn't know. No, that's it.

Starting point is 01:19:37 I fucked my bully's mom before she had him. I'm his dad. You had three seconds. Uh-huh. Yeah, I can come in three seconds. How'd you woo her in three seconds? Look at me. I'm hot.

Starting point is 01:19:55 We gotta fuck. I came. Did you and you're gone already? Because she's not going to know. She opens her eyes. Did you? you're gone already? Because she's not going to know. She opens her eyes. Did you? It's gone. Because you just.

Starting point is 01:20:10 Just like the rest of your dads. Yeah. Gone. Terminator. It was like Kyle Reese came. Oh. Oh. Fucking A.

Starting point is 01:20:18 How did we get down this spiral? How did we get to it? Dude, it was no different than when. I forgot. People were coming in the stream and talking about stream on twitch do you stream on twitch very rarely i heard you stream on twitch sometimes but the the the patreon part where it's like they're like eli and caleb what the fuck with the babies i was like the babies what are you talking about and they're like the last part of the the patreon i was like hey and then i go back and watch it well the he's like when you

Starting point is 01:20:49 the baby's popping out of the belly button i started dying i was like oh my god i forgot we talked that's one thing i literally talked about this yesterday motherfucker you guys i want you as a fucking listener to to remember a thing you said to one of your friends while drinking a year and a half ago fuck you i can't remember what i had for breakfast i have you guys coming in and somebody will just be like invisible guy i'm like what do you mean he's like remember angry cops when he was jerking off because he's i'm like how the fuck am i supposed to get that from cop i forget like the caleb stuff i supposed to get that from cop i forget like the caleb stuff like bro i forget what we talk about the moment we leave this goddamn house

Starting point is 01:21:29 it's like an etch my brain is an etch a sketch okay and when i leave this door you shake it and everything's gone instantly fuck literally i walk out that door it is the conversation you have with your friends or your parents like when you're on the phone you're like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah you might remember it's like yeah the day was nice or baseline conversation eight months ago you want me to remember something i said piss drunk with with meat canyon i forgot his name hunter hunter i got it loving me cannon all i do is send me Canyon pictures of himself smiling now. Like when he does a story, I'll do a, I just.

Starting point is 01:22:11 He has a wonderful smile. Well, it's like this. So this, I was like, and I text him. I was like, look, you actually look like you're having a great time. Like he's, cause I just add the smile. How do you add the smile? I hate that. Now it looks like he's a flack. Oh the smile. How do you add the smile? I hate that. Now it looks like he's like, oh, I'll let you put it up.

Starting point is 01:22:29 It looks like he's genuinely having like the time of his life with that. Go choose. But that's his actual. So I always send that. He's like, why do you do this? I hate the internet. The internet's terrifying, man. Dude.

Starting point is 01:22:43 AI is. AI is. It's terrible. I don't want to talk about it, but the internet got fucking dark today. Holy shit. We're talking about this off. We'll do it in the after show.

Starting point is 01:22:55 Speaking of which guys, make sure you go check out the Patriot. You can watch the unsubscribe. I think it's called the actual, it's actually called the after party, not the after show. It's really great. We're doing a lot of dumb shit there.

Starting point is 01:23:04 And the Patriot is kind of cool. There's's a discord now it's a lot of fun stuff so thank you for watching and subscribe as always i am baddie streams that is my sweet baby boy eli double fap and henry cavill today we'll see you again.

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