Unsubscribe Podcast - 93 - World War Balloon ft. Brandon Herrera & The Fat Electrician

Episode Date: February 17, 2023

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Got it. I'm getting another one. What am I doing? Shots out of the big cup for my mixed drink? Yes, you do your shot, and then you do your whatever you want. I just work here. I just fly here sometimes Figure out why

I'm feeling the poverty. Can you hand the poverty vodka? It's just poverty whiskey. That's decent. It's the poor man's. You're not going to trick me on this. You're calling Tito's poverty. Look, I took a psychology and business class one time. The only thing I remember. A psychology and business class?

Sorry. Wait. Sorry. Psychology and marketing class. And the only two things I remember I slept the whole time was the Sunny D logo looks like a penis. The S is a set of balls. The letters are non-capital.

In the middle is a capital D at the end. That's a head of a dick. I'm wondering when this is going to circle back to Tito's. And then the only other thing I remember is that red and yellow are used in McDonald's because red and yellow make people hungry. Coincidentally, it's also the same color as every communist flag ever. So I know I'm right about the poverty risky thing. Ooh, that punchline was worth it.

I was like, where is he going? Say hi. Brought it back. You lie. It's racially ambiguous and batty. That guy's fucking ridiculous. Cheers Can't wait to taste my vodka Oh that was a big shot Ice Warm Tito's Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast to chase my vodka with a cup of vodka. Oh, that was a big shot. Ice. Warm Tito's.

Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. As always, we have Eli Delta, myself, Batty, and we have our two very special guests, Brandon and Nick, the fat electrician. Hi. Who's looking like a thick electrician right now. I'm sure. Yep.

Yep. Looking all privileged over there. Yeah. How are you doing? What? I don't flew in I'm not gonna lie not sunny. I need to I need to lose and I did not it was Delta this Line, so that was cool. Oh Either I need to either lose weight or run for office so I can abolish single-ply toilet paper because it's the bane of my existence. Were you taking a shit in the airport? Dude, I almost shit my pants on the way to the airport.

Why is this such a common trend? Dude, the run shuffle without unclenching my butt cheeks all the way to the bathroom sit down do what needs to be done explode go to wipe grab single ply toilet paper go to wipe it dissolved oh your fingers were in your ass no just like it disappeared it was like one of those listerine breath freshening strips it was terrible it's gone yeah wait what you put the thing on your toes and if you do under it it burns like a mother burns on top. Yeah. I want to see a video of somebody eating like a whole pack at once.

Why'd you put it under? Yeah, hold on. Yeah, what? Why? Why? You guys, so you had the internet when you were growing up. You guys had the internet growing up.

We just did shit, man. We were, okay, but here, what if we put it on the tip of our dicks? That's called an STD. Right? Or a solution to it. Oh, yeah. Here's your vodka, Brandon. Can I just grab the whiskey from your brother?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You're a whiskey drinker. Never mind. God, we just shuffle booze at the beginning. Batty, do you need anything? Drinking my bush light. I'm good to go. I got The floor here too. I got this That right here all it's fell. Okay up this guy you're drinking bush light. You can't make fun of shit Nectar of the car. That's where you're wrong I should have got some high life

Can you imagine sending a spy balloon all the way from China just to get a look at this? Did you see that one where it was Danny McBride? The last photo that the spy balloon got from Myrtle Beach and it was Danny McBride with the boogie board with the Confederate flag and a pot leaf on it. I just watched the Bert Kreisler one where he's in his underwear dancing. He has a rope and he's just like shooting his guns. I was like, oh my God. So we're just starting with the Chinese balloon. Chinese government.

So we're like, holy fuck, that's a lot of Walmarts. They started in Montana and went through the Midwest. They're like, man, they love Waffle House and Dollar General. Jesus Christ. Or the Family Dollar. Family Dollar. Chill. Dollar Tree.

Dollar Tree. Dollar 25 Tree. Okay, they got the Dollar Tree real big over there. Walmart gonna be big problem when we tree. Okay, they got the dollar tree real big over there. Walmart going to be big problem when we attack. Okay. They're probably going to use, like, I guarantee you there's, like, some, like, military studies that have been done, like, using, with invading troops using, like, Walmart's strategic base of operations

because it's a giant facility and they're everywhere. A lot of food. A lot of infrastructure and a lot of places to move heavy vehicles in and out. That's actually, oh. Sorry if. You sound like chat GDP. If you typed in, it's like, how to attack America. Chat GDP is like, start with a Walmart right now.

You're good to go. That started out as a joke and then everybody got quiet. I'm like, maybe I shouldn't have said that. What's funny? There's so many listening to the podcast like here's here's a real question like what the three chinese viewers using a vpn like is the chinese air force gonna get the target son or how's that gonna work we're gonna hold the crisis episode's gonna be one of those always is always is and whenever we're here anyway what is the um the conspiracy theories

about the balloon? First off, let's do that in the chat before we start this. Oh, that's a good question. What do you think they actually are? Yeah. What are the conspiracy theories with the balloon from China in the air of American space? Like, why? Why is it a balloon?

Like, we have satellites everywhere. And we're like like get the balloon go on this is your guys's topic i've got my own theory but i want to hear what the internet says first okay what's what's the prevailing theories uh i guess the one that i would shoot down immediately just because it's terrifying and i don't want anybody to actually worry about it we're finally addressing inflation. Anyways. There's the conspiracy theory that they're dropping some type

of biological weapon, which is no. 65,000 feet is how high the balloon was. 65,000 feet. If you don't know, your average commercial flight is 25,000 to 30,000 feet. So when you look out of an airplane and you're like, oh, I'm above the clouds, this is really high, it's fucking double that plus more.

If you dump anything, there's not going to be enough to infect anybody, to which the internet's going to be like, well, what if they invented something new and it could infect people? It still doesn't make any fucking sense. All they would just have to do is literally anything you buy from wish all they'd have to do is pepper it with that and like you'd kill quarter of the

population I need to stop saying things like this how much research do you do against America I drink and I know things the other the other reason that like it'd be a terrible idea is if you wanted to launch a biological attack to indiscriminately kill civilians, you would do it over a major population center not fucking Montana in the Midwest. Remember when this podcast was monetized?

No. No, I know. Jesus Christ. Oh my God. My theory is that they're scanning certain data waves like Apple, things that are encrypted, so that they can unlock more female celebrities' iCloud accounts and have a fappening part too. That's your wish or what you think, Stephanie? That's a dumb theory I made up as soon as I heard there were conspiracy theories.

The fappening part too, that's China's master plan. I forgot about the fappening part to that's China's a master plan Yeah, I didn't know that well, I mean it's not like it come on everybody knows about it Yeah, 2010 or 11 half the people involved are irrelevant now Yeah, I couldn't name anyone other than like one person during the fap. Jennifer Lawrence? Yeah, that's the only one. That's the only one anybody I think actually heard of. That's the only one I know. Show me the girl on fire.

What happens when you bring home a loaf of bread? Oh no. You had to read the books. They're good books. I actually did. That was one of the books that I actually read in high school instead of what I was required to read. I can't read. Okay.

Chill. The Midwest, though. I think my favorite part about this whole thing was seeing the news articles being like, don't try to shoot it down. Please. Your bullets don't go to shoot it down. Please. Your bullets don't go that high. Everybody was joking about it. How many Americans do you think actually tried?

Yes. Oh, bro. Hundreds, yes. I'm from the Midwest. I promise you, as soon as the sheriffs were like, do not shoot at it, it is too high. Everybody went too high. That's some hippie bullshit.

Shoot it down now. You know for a fact. That's some hippie bullshit. Shoot it down now. You know for a fact. There's some motherfuckers. I can shoot a cannon at 100 yards with my.22. It's a.308. I have access to some interesting hardware and I've thought about it.

Oh, yeah. Your shoulder mount. Everybody's just like, well, I got bigger shit than that. I'm going to sneak through. That was the one that everybody was making the memes of when it first started coming out and everybody was doing memes. They're like, Brandon over here

waiting for it to come over Texas. As soon as I figured out the height, I'm like... That was a good meme. The first thing was when I found out about how high it was. I'm like, oh yeah, that's just a non-starter. It's not going to fucking happen. Secondly, what is the fucking legality of that? Potentially starting an international incident?

Is that property damage for a foreign government? How do they even begin to punish you for that? What's the charge? The balloon wasn't supposed to be there. Yeah, but what's the charge? Is that just like a free, like you now have a confirmed aerial kill above the continental United States?

All the F-22 fucking memes. The F-22 is fucking I made a whole video about the F-22 because it is its first kill. I know. It's so good. We spent billions of dollars on this platform. Wait. How much? Each F-22

not including maintenance and cost per hour, is $334 million a piece for just the plane. I thought you knew that so well. I know you did the video, but... It's so like a Marvel movie. Right, yeah. For each one. But Marvel makes its money back.

Well, we don't know how... The military doesn't need to make their money back They're redacting They just take more Lockheed made their money back Oh yeah, they did This podcast brought to you by Raytheon We actually shot the new

AM9X Sidewinder Air-to-air missile at it That bad boy cost 600 grand by itself. Oh, jeez. Just the missile, which is dope. I wish they had, like, dash cam footage of this, for lack of a better term. Well, who put the GoPro on the missile?

I need to know that. That's what I want to see. I would love that. Well, more like, what fuckhead put a GoPro on the missile and caused the trajectory to go fucking sideways and blow up a bunch of tourists watching on the beach? The Hot Honey McCrispy is so back at McDonald's. With juicy 100% Canadian-raised seasoned chicken, shredded lettuce, crispy jalapenos, and that completely craveable hot honey sauce, it's a sweet heat repeat you don't want to miss.

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Okay, fine. We've been waiting for this from the start. Most people don't know this, but Japan actually invaded America during World War II. It was the Aleutian Island campaigns in Alaska. No. They launched a balloon that made it to Oregon. Actual Japanese troops set foot on American land in World War II.

It was called the Aleutian Island Campaign. Marines and Canadian soldiers beat them back. That was the end of it. We talked about this on a prior podcast. Yeah, we did. But the campaign was already plotted out. They were going to fight through Alaska, down through Canada, attack the West Coast. They were also going to take over Panama, cut off the East and West Coast, fight up

through Latin America and Mexico, and then take over Panama cut off the east and west coast fight up through Latin America and Mexico and then take over Central America I love how fighting through like a thousand miles of Canada was not even a concern for them oh the balloon went completely unnoticed the whole way through it's fine no I just they have like bolt action 22s and they're worried about grizzly bears still. What the fuck are they going to do? Bears are the big one. I mean, fair enough. Bears are big. Especially Canadian bears. So the Aleutian Island campaigns is a thing,

and if you look at the trajectory of the Aleutian Island campaigns, the balloons followed the exact trails that the Japanese wanted to follow in World War II. Yep. So I think they wanted to, because every military tactician ever agrees that that's the only way that you could ever successfully invade America

was using that strategy. Through Canada? Through Canada and Panama at the same time. And I guarantee you they sent those balloons at the same time on purpose because they wanted to know how soon they were spotted by the government and how soon they were shot down.

And I think that that's why they intentionally didn't say shit about it until civilians in Montana were talking about it. Because that's who reported it for civilians with cell phones in Montana. Really? I didn't actually, and the first, the entire time. So it actually came out today that the balloon had explosives on it,

but it was like enough to self detonate. So why didn't it self detonate? out today that the balloon had explosives on it yeah but it was like enough to self-detonate so why didn't it self-detonate and it also came out because the united states had a youtube dragon spy plane above it the entire time and it had the new kc-130 uh rivet joint which is a 30 military personnel electronic warfare plane so it was jamming and or reading every electronic signal that came out of that balloon So the entire time that's why that's why it cock blocked it from self detonate And I know this is one of those things that we that's fucking rad So we have the warlock system for strikers or anything that is how I was say, please don't make this a D&D thing. Jesus Christ. What do you mean? What's wrong with D&D? We're talking about real people who get laid shit right now.

We'll go to D&D later. That's fine. I am not laid! Oh man. That's how it works. Because strikers have warlock systems which are the antennas on the back of a striker where it interrupts any cell phone but that's why they just did hard wire

triggers. Yeah, 12 volts. That's why I'm wondering though, you brought up a good point with the satellite things. What the fuck were they trying to get that they couldn't otherwise get? They wanted to know what America's countermeasures were to that. They wanted us to see our

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did kick ass on this and now it's like a political talking point so that's kind of sad i am sad we spent six hundred thousand dollars to fucking blow it up i mean it's dope uh well i mean that's that's use useful r and d as far as like we've never shot this at a fucking enemy target so to fucking blow it up. I mean, it's dope. Well, I mean, that's useful R&D as far as like, we've never shot this at a fucking enemy target, so what does it do? I don't know. Straight through it.

Balloon. It wasn't very impressive from the video that I saw, but that's why I want a better quality video. Well, everybody's mad that we didn't use the guns on it, but guns wouldn't work on a weather balloon. No. It's like they don't understand what makes a balloon buoyant. They just hear balloon and they think like birthday

helium because canada canada had a two continues to float for fucking like 800 more miles yeah like canada engaged uh weather balloon 25 years ago with two f18s shot it over a thousand times wouldn't put it down really yeah what and yet they shot it and yet they claim one landed in Roswell okay that was the fucking third strike I am out the. The CIA is like going after my ass after this. It's going to suck when you disappear, bro. I'm just a fucking idiot on the internet. This is my third theory of shit out, and the CIA is like, this man knows shit.

Back in the good old days when Harambe passed away, bless his soul, and then we tried to invade Area 51. Oh my god. That was the best thing in the world. Naruto run to Area 51. Dude, my favorite part of that was the actual fucking military slide shows where they were like demonstrating what a fucking Naruto run was like. This was a military debrief for that Air Force base.

And they're just like, so this is what these fucking retards are talking about. A Naruto run. You got a dude in full like fucking like military dress. This is what it looks like. That shit's like, oh, God. god e4 addressing some three-star general just tell it yeah give me i'm an expert in my field have you seen the photo no it's not far off i just like the laser pointer it's like as you can tell he's from leaf village so this is kind of this is kind of like a deployment patch, so to speak.

If they start doing hand signals, if you see them doing the hand signals, shoot them. Just murder them. They're OP as shit. Oh, my God. I was like, oh, I hope. Yeah, it really happened. Flood, put this on the screen. You send me that, will you? I will. Oh, my fucking. Yeah, Flood, put happened on the screen you send me that will you i will oh my fucking

yeah flood put this on the screen actual fucking thing that happened i love it i was i was i was actually thinking they were going to do dumb stuff i was like oh man you have like somebody's gonna be shot and they're like their orders are like shoot something these people have never got to do anything cool they're gonna be very itchy on that trigger finger the new god damn it the new boston massacre was because a bunch of idiots went to fucking just ran in there i mean just start doing hand signals just fucking casting spells it's just animatism what's hilarious is that fucking Mr. Beast was there too.

Was he? He was? Oh, yeah. You guys didn't see that? No. Yeah. Yeah, he did a whole video. Yeah.

That was a thing. So the U.S. military would have engaged Mr. Beast and his followers. I can't wait for like 100 years from now. What was the title of that YouTube video? Something like We Stormed area 51 or something? And it's like Naruto runs a sky the normal CGI bullet hits Thousands all at once 118 million views.

Yep. And that's why it works. That is a third of America, more than a third of America. He could buy one F-22 missile. I think it's 330 million. Oh, yeah.

It's like three. Isn't it like 360, 370, something like that. Oh my God. That is so many views. 368, 372.

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I was thinking guys like us. My autistic child watches any YouTube video on repeat. I mean, I play D&D and collect Pokemon cards. I know exactly how much time. I get it. I miss me. I keep throwing back to like the fucking the ice storm and the gushers. That is like my favorite

fucking memory. Dude, I thought that he was an adult. That was my mistake. My bad, actually. I knew me. I lost power for almost a day. God damn it. God damn it. God damn it.

God damn it. And I wasn't meaning your thing. I was like, yeah, my fucking power is gone. And it stayed gone until like midnight. It was cold. And then, yeah, it was. This year? Yeah, this year.

This is literally like two weeks ago. Two weeks ago. That was last week. Sure. Fast forward to like 9 a.m. or 10 a.m. Brandon's like, wait, did I just batty you? Oh, you did? Yeah. No, or 10 a.m. Brandon's like, wait, did I just batty you? Oh, you did? Yeah, because he just texted me because he was like,

oh, yeah, but like, what are you up to? Blah, blah, blah. I'm like, oh, yeah, no, just doing X, Y, and Z. He's like, yeah, yeah, me and Sab have just been chilling here. Like, you know, it lost power like 15 hours or whatever. I'm like, dude, that blows. Like, I lost it last night, too. I just got it back this morning.

End of conversation. And then like the next day i'm like eli did i just batty you i sent him pictures of my my frosted feet i want to be very clear when eli's saying last part i was like hey man more welcome you did yeah so this is like i was like i'm not gonna do it again because i'm sure everybody at the podcast knows at this point, but like the whole like Cody thing like two three years ago What I think two years ago years. Oh, yeah 2020 yeah big freeze or he's like free my son or just bundled up with all the

Comforters we're just trying to keep warm. He's like that blows. I'm on the fucking hospital power grid. I'm watching anime It's hard cutting from like baddies house and then hard heading to the last of us Extra just in case the power he was heating up his neighborhood. He just opened the windows In your direction I shut off one of my PCs It was getting too warm He's like my house is balmy right now People were buying tickets to fly to Batty's house We're just dying

I turned on my AC I'm just some guy from the Midwest Drinking bush light Listening to three Texans complain about how cold it got Because it snowed for a minute You're smart enough to know Why this is a problem down here. Yeah, because your guys' houses are junk. There's no insulation.

We're built to survive the 110 degree summers and not the occasional like once a decade. Once a decade? Once a year? Every year? Multiple times a year? Well, CPS blows dick. All right. That's a thing's a thing i mean i don't know mine's been pretty great i because again by the way no issues my my my house has this problem where uh when i lose power for any amount of time like if the power actually fully goes out and comes back on which it mostly does you know when it freezes

in the middle of the night uh my house alarm goes back uh goes off when my power comes back on which it mostly does you know when it freezes in the middle of the night uh my house alarm goes back uh goes off when my power comes back on i can't tell you how many times i've been naked at four o'clock in the morning with an mp5 holding like a hallway like you do you wake up you wake up and you're just like are you hard or not i didn't set no no i don't want to kill anybody I Usually been drinking at this point, so no I've got whiskey dick in four o'clock You do what I do where it's like the grab gun naked run out I've seen that Can't sleep with clothes it's just a weird no like if I'm a buddy's couch or whatever that's different, but like well even Well you look like a pajamas

You're like the 1910s like I'm like I'm like a pair of a pair of like 10 year old Jordan basketball shorts to go down past the knee Right now I know it meant silver and black I can Still I know these I feel like I need adidas ones with three white stripes like isn't it gonna hurt your your brand if you were involved in a self-defense shooting with an mp5 no i feel like it's got to be an ak uh i like my hearing dude oh that my my mp5 is loaded with uh two it's like a double uh doubled up mags like coupled mags of subs with the suppressor i like my hearing man i i only have a little left i really i already have to sleep with a fan and lean in at dinners so like you know bro that's the worst thing a lot of times i have to do this because i got nothing on the left or yeah my left side is nothing so i was like yeah i gotta turn

and fucking thank god you guys are all deaf too because yeah exactly like being single too and like going to bars and like all this shit and like trying to talk to anyone and like what every other fucking word what huh oh yeah this isn't gonna work fuck this i'm you get really good at lip reading and that's why absolutely people in the past as dating or whatever they didn't never understood why I would say what and then I'd like give it a second and then I was like oh wait yeah and then I get it in my head I was because I just read the list yeah I'm like yes dude my wife gets so mad because I got two little kids so like we'll be sitting in the living room after we put them both to bed

we're watching the last of us whatever the hell we're watching and then she's like you're not gonna get up and help him? Why? What? You don't hear him crying right now? I was like, no. How do you not hear that? I'm a sweetheart. All I hear is. Fuck it.

How we trigger your memory noises tonight is. Fuck you. That's the best. Like, people don't understand. Like, when the room gets quiet or, like, when I go to go to bed and I'm not absolutely, like, shithoused. It's loud as fuck. It is like the Call of Duty flashbang noise. That is what we fucking hear.

Constantly. Tinnitus is brutal, man. Like, I hate hotel rooms. I wish I had tinnitus. I have fucking 11-itis. So I have it worse where, like, I can still hear. Oh, God, I missed that. What was that?

I said I wish I had tinnitus. I got 11 I'll still hear people in the hallway. I'm fucking me When they're gone, it's the and when they're there I hear just fucking frat bros like oh god damn it Do the frat bros. As you crack a white cloth. I'm glad you run subs for your bedside, because I do the same. People are like, if you read the internet, they're like, what would you ever use? Subcomputer. So it's like, okay, fucking calm down, Call of Duty. Yeah.

You have no idea what you're talking about in the first place. Second, I'm a decent shot. Hopefully these land. Otherwise, that's on me. Mine's full auto. So if I hit you with 18 155 grains you're dead It doesn't really matter where I hit you like I got 30. Oh wait. He's still moving

Flip the other one in Okay, we're good. Yeah, I just I just have electronic hearing protection and a 12 gauge Right next to my head. No, I have the electric ones. Oh yeah. I'd throw them on. It'd be me.

Jordan basketball shorts down to my ankles, electric ear pro and a Beretta 1301 with a flashlight. I already have this in my head. They're already in the bedroom. You throw that on, shoot them. And you're like, God,

I'm honey. She's like, got him, honey. She's like, ah! Ah! This is what it's like to be you. She's going to know how I feel. You're not going to get that? You're not going to get that?

I don't get that? The kids are crying, babe. The kids are crying, babe. Go get them. That was one round. I've had hundreds, maybe thousands. Welcome to my world. It's all right, babe. Go get them. That was one round. I've had hundreds, maybe thousands. Welcome to my world. It's all right, babe. It'll come back in like three hours.

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Oh, I like this story. No, my poor ex has probably seen that like more than once. Just like the, just jumping out of bed with the fucking MP5. And then I remember like, wait a minute. I didn't set my alarm last night. Hold on. Looking around like, oh, we lost power. God damn it.

Son of a bitch. Mine is always some weird thing will fall for whatever reason in the house. It's like one of those magnetic posters. It's like metal. So I'll be like middle in the house. It's like one of those magnetic posters. It's like metal. So I'll be like middle of the night. It's like, I'm like naked, just running across, dick flapping. I'm like, must kill. Let's not go overboard.

It's like ball, ball, ball, ball. It's a jumping bean on a bean bag. We broke in like a wrecking ball. He's Asian. And Mexican. Brandon pours it. He got you with that one. Collateral.

Ratchet. Just hard cuts to our feet hanging Every time you say hanging it just gets worse During this ice storm middle that I must went 4 or 5 a.m. A Huge part of a tree fell off in my backyard and smacked off the roof of the house right above where my bedroom was.

You want to see my ass out of bed quick? Drawer open. Yeah, scared the fuck out of me, dude. Holy shit. What kept happening to me was sheets of ice would fall off my roof. Yep. I would get that.

Yep. And like a big crash. And like after the ninth time, I stopped freaking out. But yeah, shit. A little bit took night. Dude, sure. Because it's in the middle of the night.

You don't have a choice. You're just kind of like, oh, fuck. What the fuck? Now you're sure you know. Yeah. Fuck every door leading up to the bedroom.

Oh, yeah. Even the bedroom's always locked. Everybody's like, wow, these dudes are like, you don't understand. Ice sheets don't happen in Texas. That's not a thing I was gonna say you guys are awfully jumpy Well weird war happened

One of us Live in San Antonio Mexicans What what what what it's a problem around Sticking to it over here like a rare out. I'm sticking to it. I'm over here like Herrera and I'm like, I don't know if I want to touch that one. Hold on, hold on. Folks, they're not bringing their best. No, I'm still white. Not me.

I just picture you two fading away real quick. It's like the ghost. We're not in this conversation. Mr. Gonzalez, I don't feel so good. I Wanted to get it the like I looked on Amazon for that mask cuz I wanted to do that meme that looks so fucking good Oh good those had that had some quality memes quality. How you been buddy? Fuck you though, which ones trying to why How many years how many years we got? For what? The draft. A week and not draft. 2025. A week of draft.

2025. We're getting a low. Hold on. Hold on. We cannot draft. We can draft. This is a low quality of entry. I'm not saying it's going to be good.

I'm saying we'll do it. That's actually a really good topic. Unpopular opinion. I know it's like, the American youth is all fat and they can't do push-ups. It's like, bro, they don't need to. I saw a bunch of kids zip-tie a full auto-glock to a drone that they controlled with their phone the other day. Don't matter how many fucking push-ups you can do anymore.

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ATF, IRS, FAA. I had to fight with the F... Never mind. No, go on. What? I don't know if I could talk about that. It was a video idea that I had that I was looking at. I wanted to do a certain thing. I know what you're talking about.

Yeah, we talked about it. I was thinking about eating a $25,000 fine to do a video. But there was the backside. You were like, maybe this is not. Yeah. It's probably not a good thing to talk about but like yeah it was because richard got a fucking sucks that i i know what video you're talking about too yeah but we can't talk about this on the story i will talk to you after about it yeah yeah you secrets now I know exactly, because there was a... I'll tell the story later on the Patreon.

The FAA, I will say this much, the FAA, even with things you wouldn't think, like things that don't even involve firearms, anything involving a drone, the FAA is f***ing weird about now. Like, it's really bad. Gee, I wonder why. Have you seen any of the footage coming out of the current military conflict?

Bro, weird. These are wild from a drone. Mortar rounds? And here I thought... Any of the footage coming out of the current military conflict, but we're wild New technology just came from all of this here. I thought the problem would be the grenades No, no, it's not the drones They really don't like that part And you're just even guys look it's just like it's a fucking camera that's so peaceful too and you're just seeing the guys like man this is a really good dream I felt so bad

for that one guy who was like so fucking jaded like that one where he's like laying in the trench just like napping and a grenade lands like next to his ass Oh, he just chucks it rolls back over it explodes, and he just lays there He's just like whatever and then it follows. I hope it follows him and he does it again It was fucking dam He was like, fucking damn it. Like, not running.

I haven't seen this. I think they did end up getting him, which is kind of like sad, because this guy was just so like, he was over it. Nonchalant. He's like, oh great, another grenade. If I threw one and it exploded, my reaction would be like, uh oh.

I should go. Being a guy in the trench in Modern Warfare is fucking scary. Yeah, Old Warfare was scary. Modern Warfare is way, way more terrifying. Did you see the one with the fucking stove exhaust port? No. Oh, man. This one was rough.

Because basically they had found out that there was a bunker full of Russians, essentially. Not a bunker, but an underground basement or something. They just had a smokestack for their stove sticking out the top. This drone goes up and just and it literally puts the tip in of the grenade in the fucking smokestack

and then just flies away. And you just see come out of the top it's like oh it probably didn't kill them all pressure no i mean it probably pressure they all forgot the fourth grade like like igor was cooking eggs this is this is this is gonna be a super unpopular opinion but not like everybody's mad that you can have a cell phone at basic training now, like after the training day or whatever. But are you? Yeah.

I think they all have cell phones now. Basically training and it's like we're taking away not only mine to exist, but now you like the same time as me. Right. Yeah. 2012. Yes. I was. I didn't have a cell phone either.

But like, I think now, like, not only should they have a cell phone, I think there should be a fucking course that they take on how to conduct warfare with your cell phone. Yeah, especially OPSEC. Yeah, for sure. Because there was, again, I don't wanna say the country's names, but we all know the current military conflict.

I mean, you can say it. Okay, the Ukrainian military intelligence was actually making- That stopped being a thing like six months ago Whatever YouTube's good. Okay. We're not getting flagged Well, they quit making they started making fake tender accounts of like attractive Ukrainian girls And they were they were swiping right on all these Russian soldiers Conscripts that were like I'm gonna bang some Ukrainian

And they're like you know, what unit are you in? When are you gonna be coming by my town? Maybe I can come see you and then they were tracking Russian troop movements You know private dumb enough tender and it's like that's a major military error that you're completely hungry Batty calm down over guys, I'm Girls and like the whole but like you are literally like you are are weaponizing horny posting yeah but then like the whole attitude

of like you're not gonna have a cell phone on the battlefield it's like a motherfucker some billionaire across the world that makes memes and sells electric cars might be like here's my satellite here's fucking high-speed internet for the whole battlefield for everybody like i mean that's exactly what happened look at modern combat footage how many motherfuckers had a cell phone on their kit yeah or in their kit you see all the dudes with cell phone chargers like the fake mag pouch thing like or the fake magazine that's just that's the thing now i think there's only out of my entire work space. We have like one we have a handful but one from my Squad there's actual footage of a gunfight and that's like the only thing in the entire 16 months We have one piece of foot

Versus now that's Yes 1776? Yes, 1776. The red coats were coming. Yeah, the Delaware. You're old as fuck. It was Christmas. It was Christmas. I just wanted to celebrate. George said, no, we're going to go kill him. I was like, fuck George Washington. This dude sucks.

We got to take Valley forward. But yeah, like you look at now where it's like a common place versus back then i can look at footage i'm like we have mostly just some photos i have you know that one dude with the tube camera to put on his helmet or something or a shoulder or some shit and that was it's funny because it's so farat in this footage i think and it is all gone like this is an ambush on the squad yeah and it is like downstairs then sofa's fucking thick ass thai accent and ross yelling it's like what are you doing that was like they're shooting a staircase it's just fucking bullets coming in it's like a constant like running upstairs charismatic he's like picks up his gunfire everyone's like oh shit puts hell like put

camera down in the corner so it's watching and you see him like coming up with the songs like brad is shooting it's like combat combat fucking it's like uh because there was the the old like saying like the next revolution like won't be televised but like yeah yeah it'll be live streamed oh because we like we watched i watched that entire first, like the first, like two weeks, I think of the Ukraine invasion. Holy shit.

Every bit of it. I was on combat observer, like discord, just like watching live on tick tock the entire time. So I was talking about how like America always, they, they look at what the youth is good at and then they make a weapon out of it. Like in world war two, they made a grenade

that was the exact same weight and dimensions as a baseball because every kid was good at throwing a baseball. They tried to make an anti-tank nerf football, and it's like now... That was a wonderful video, by the way. Most likely, World War III is going to be against, you know, the people who just had a spy balloon, and their country

their country You're not invited I actually didn't know that yeah Japanese can they don't You're no longer welcome at Toyota thon Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's alright, I don't want to be a toyota fontan they give me a high lux To be warm Anyways most likely you get one three. It's China. They restrict the internet so can you imagine like American youth? Unleashing raw unfiltered internet on an entire generation that never had it all at once.

It'd be brain melting. They would actually fall for like the I'm a Nigerian Prince scan. Like they fall for every scan in the book. They've never seen it. Oh, the hot singles in my area. That is like, okay. All right. I passed the paint swatch test dude what's crazy is like the next world war is that as you guys were saying you could watch a lot of the live feeds but that's gonna be twitchers. It's like hey, buddy here fucking crazy day today

We're going on a fucking assault mission Giving me packing 50 rounds of my American flag Patty stamp and a white claw logo on the front. We're all just like out of like Wolverine That's my favorite fucking me I'm talking about like the hypothetical war with china it's like it's it's it's like two two fucking operator dudes that are just like staring at each like just like kind of like like hanging out with each other and like like looking down the way and like the guy's pointing he goes i swear i've killed that guy like seven times today the more you know. I'm good. No you're not. This is going to be brought up in my future.

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A grain of rice on a hacky sack. Keep your metric bullshit away from me. That's a lie. By 16th, okay? Is that better? The one time I do condone the metric system is when you're measuring genitals. It sounds way cooler Oh, yeah centimeters. Yeah, no Digits I asked a There was a bunch of South African guys on my job site a couple months ago I asked how they measure their genitals and it is in centimeters really yeah it's way more specific though way cooler yeah but it sounds like 128.

no it doesn't that well 120. it's a lot i don't know it's like 2.3 per so you're talking about like i don't know i don't do that six inch what is that like like seven seven thousand centimeters that didn't go i don't know man centimeters aren't real is it 700 oh hey side note uh did you guys know that we're in the space race part two no china announced two months ago that they will be annexing the moon they're gonna annex the moon they're gonna take over the moon i don't going to send a guy up there, and they're going to take it over. Are they going to take our flag and throw it into space? I fucking don't know. That seems extra disrespectful.

The most fucked up thing we could do about that is just sabotage all their missions to fucking give him supplies. And just let him fucking starve to death on the moon. I mean, to be fair, there is a 50-50 shot their space program defects to America anyways. Are we actually? This is the thing? No, they have announced that they will be annexing the moon. I'm so

happy. We're in Space Race Part 2. What's their target date? It's the electric boogaloo. We're going to prestige on the Space Race. We're about to unlock a golden discovery too It's gonna be fucking dope It's got a skull on the front though Yeah for sure

You gotta have a skull with your prestige It's titanium now That's fucking I have not heard of this somehow Increase the deficit for early access Can you Jesus I'm actually Like I've been working on a video on it. That's why I just came to you but like I actually reached out to uncle Sam to which he said don't touch my fucking space rock and

You try material on us right now What is he making this up? No, I'm dead serious. China is going to annex the moon. That's what they said. They're going to try. They're not going to beat us to the moon. This is a literal. We've already been to the moon.

This is where my nationalism comes out. This is a real life equivalent. You thought I was going to shoot down a balloon? I'll shoot down a rocket. This is a real life equivalent of when your nephew's like, you ever heard of Mario Kart? I bet I could meet you uncle Brandon Blow on the cartridge What the fuck how I thought we were just working towards Mars they're just now trying to be like the moon's ours

Yep, why aren't we like we're supposed to be like doing another manned mission around the moon or something like that next year? They were supposed to be doing another manned moon. I mean, it's crazy. 72 or 78. When's the last time we landed on the moon? I don't fucking know. We landed on the moon in 78?

Yeah. 72 or 78. It was the last time we ever touched it. Like a manned mission. Yeah, that was the last time. I didn't know that. manned mission. Yeah, that was the last time. I didn't know that. Last time a man was on the moon. Also, trivia fact.

I believe it's Neil Armstrong that landed on the moon, correct? The first man. If you spell that backwards and you only have the first letter of the last name, it's alien. Fun fact of the day. In case you didn't know. that's like some numerology shit if you spell it backwards and you take away these specific letters have you guys heard uh the beatles album you play backwards and you hear the devil saying six six six 72 72 is the last time we're on the moon yep apollo 17 taking place between december we just taught so many people like so many people Kind of important fact

A bachelor's degree in the moon We just decided three years was enough And just fucked off for like half a century Most people never realize that we just never Like once we did it The American people were like this costs a lot of money And the government said it costs a lot of money And we were like whoa

Guys we definitely were back to the moon We spent more time in Iraq And wasted more money than going to space Guys, we definitely were back to the moon. We spent more time in Iraq and wasted more money than going to space. I love that. Well, there's no oil on the moon. Oh, man. Dude, if there was, you know there would be a highway. No, no, no.

There is now. We've got like the fucking halo. There's oil on the moon? The halo fucking thing running like the elevator. fucking like halo the halo fucking thing That's why China wants to annex the moon there's a there's an element I think it's I think don't quote me, but it's called helium 3. It's a new type of I mean basically it's fuel basically instead of using uranium if you use helium 3 in a nuclear reactor It's like 10 times more efficient and that's why china wants the moon because it's full of helium-3 and it's not really so you're telling me the biggest nuke in existence has been orbiting the

earth yeah shoot it kind of shoot it man maybe we already planned that call that we didn't nuke the moon that one time yep uh america was gonna nuke the moon did you do a video on this yeah i did i think i saw this one. I think I saw that. Wait, hold on. No, they can't annex it. It's mine. You've already declared me president of the moon. Well, they have, because there's asteroids out there that have like,

90% diamond. Planets made of all kinds of boobroids kind of guy. Yeah, there's a bunch of weird shit out there when you're like, it's a planet and it's just diamond or whatever. We're always always like i've seen avatar guys this doesn't work out i'm not trying to say i don't trust people that are qualified i'm just saying if i was somebody that was qualified and i was friends with all the other people that were qualified i would probably get together at a table like this and be like you you think we can make these clubs think there's a fucking planet full

of diamonds? You know how we get funding? You know, our kids have to go to college. Like you know how we get funding for this? Show them that blurry picture. Yeah. Show me. When they point at the bright part of the picture though. Be like, what?

It's a picture of the moon, yeah, but just use the smudge tool real quick. It's made of diamonds. The thing that people don't realize is that like elements like gold or whatever, diamonds, this shit that's like super sought after. The only reason that it has water. The avatar. What? It's the four names. I'll just mix to enhance it. What? It's the four names. I'll just, I'll just, uh.

Mixed to Enhancer. No, changed to Fire. Never saw cabbages in Boston. Okay. The only reason that those are valuable. Iro. He was. Bro!

Think Iro he was in jail? Dude, he was. Can I get this out real quick? Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Here, wait. Let Brandon have his little tracker real quick. The only reason why this shit is valuable is because there's none of it on earth. So you bring it back. The only thing that changes is that nobody gives a fuck anymore. Oh, yeah.

Well, that, but I think we have to start a whole war with like these blue avatar people to get it. That's what I'm saying. Anyways, very important question. Who do you got in a fight to the death? Do you have, uh, do you have uncle, uncle Iroh or crew? Or do you have, uh, no, no important question. Who do you got in a fight to the death? Do you have Uncle Iroh? Or Krillin. Or do you have...

No, they're Coach. What was his name? The old man. Master Roshi. Master Roshi. Roshi all day. Master Roshi or Uncle Iroh. Jacked Uncle Iroh that's been in prison, not drinking tea.

Still Roshi. No question. Or playing Mahjong. Not even a minute. Roshi. He shoots fucking lightning, bro. It's Roshi. As long as you keep the titties out that man's face,

he will move the earth. They named him after an Italian plumber's pet lizard. How badass could he be? That's Yoshi. You brought him up. Oh, whatever. That's Yoshi, not Roshi. We already established they're just going to say it as an R anyway.

Yo, Roshi. Master Roshi. Master Roshi. So who you got? I don't know, man. I played like baseball. He's like, I got laid. I didn't.

I watched Avatar. I don't even know. I'll be perfectly honest. I don't even know what the reference is to master Roshi's Old man super never watch Dragon Ball. He's gonna be dragging those balls across your forehead. How dare you it literally he was pervert That would always look at why just later see clips of, like, Dragon Ball, like, out of context. And it's like, oh, this is a kid show? That was the context. That was context. That was it. Though that was the Japan in the 80s. Like, Bulma, like, Goku put his head on her.

And he's like, why is this flat? Because he would lay on Gohan, his teacher or his grandpa. And then, because when he was a little kid, he would just sleep right here. He would just take a nap here. So he would sleep there. And this is the old anime and he'd be like, ah, the balls were a pillow to him. So when he laid on Bulma,

balls. And he's like, what the fuck? So he pulled the panties off and he's like, ah, what the fuck is this? Because he didn't know. He was a kid. It was Gohan. Go-ten. Goku kid. He was it was go on go 10 Goku kid Goku Sorry, I can't I can't figure out if this is just America being a prude and a nerd or like this is just really Pedo shit coming out of Japan. Well, they Want to do that to mix go on was Goku I keep saying I know it's

Weird oh no a little bit of a Japanese horn and gun tube has a lot in common lately Wait hold on every time you put it in it's got to be pixelated Which is no longer a thing but yeah, yeah, we want we want on all that i oh yeah i can't divulge the details like on behind the scenes but yeah no like all that shit like where you were gonna like attach a suppressor and uh or or inserting a 30 round magazine was going to be banned i knew it was gonna come to this when they went after ian how dare they that was yeah that was already established ian is in like forgotten weapons yeah well how How dare I thought I was fine and then they went after Ian and I was Like oh, I'm not

He's literally just like a BBC documentary No, no, I would rather watch Ian any day the week but like he's very objective is what I mean, right? Like he's not like there's no joke He's very dry very like non-offensive, right Other than his like Jesus cosplay with like I am the way the light the moment Oh, yeah, he's like I am the the way, the light, and the muzzle flash. Bro. He went viral on Twitter the other day. Or not on Twitter, on TikTok the other day from a video clip.

And I went and found it. And it's from like eight years ago. And it's when he covered the trench sweeper. And he was cracking all kinds of jokes. And it was like added character. He was having fun. He started out like it was him early on he started out swearing and then he like he got way more vanilla in the middle somewhere which is fine but like i don't know it just really caught me off guard and i was like oh this is seven years ago he was making these jokes

you should i haven't seen him we're actually talking about uh collabing soon maybe like we talked about it like we've talked about it a few times i have no offense to any of you i probably You should. I haven't seen it. Me and him are actually talking about collabing soon, maybe. Do something, please. We've talked about it a few times. I have no offense to any of you. I probably watched more Forgotten Weapons than any gun tour. He makes so much content. And he's a fucking walking encyclopedia.

He is. I love him to death. Yes. Actually, he's in person. He's almost about what he is in the videos. Yeah. Yeah. Which is really funny.

I met him one time, but it was very short. Very short, dude. Like in the videos. Yeah. Yeah. Which is really funny. I met him one time, but it was very short. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 100% know who he is. I've watched

a couple of his videos. I have watched probably 100 plus videos. I've watched more Forgotten Weapons than probably any other YouTube channel. Thinking of how many videos I've made and I'm like, oh. Sorry, Brandon. I'm kidding.

I've watched at least. I watch a lot of history videos, though. I love documentary style history videos, whether it's Egypt or, which, holy shit, that's blowing up right now. If you guys made anime stuff, I would be all in it. New discoveries under the, about the Sphinx and the Great. What did they find finds I didn't there is older Much older than they think then they said they were and then based on like what carbon dating or like no How they've eroded over time the Sphinx has eroded completely different than every other

Monument I guess you could say or put you on the spot to explain like a really complicated geological thing 42 to 45 000 years old they're at the sphinx is actually as as of now apparently 12 000 years old which is dating it back to when civilization was drawing on caves yeah that's like in this river valley civilization kind of like dating like and so at this point they're being like Oh, so when ancient Egypt the great ancient Egypt We know found they found the Sphinx and built around it and there are other things around Oh shit because I think itself the erosion on it They've done a lot of testing and they've they've tricked I guess some other great geologists to be like hey Look at this type of erosion. How does this happen? It it's water the erosion on the sphinx is from water not arid desert dust the normal erosion so the amount of

erosion on the sphinx is from years and years of massive flooding and water which hasn't happened in egypt since the last great ice age which was so they can like relative data to other events yeah and so they're like it's it't match. So basically we have no clue. Yeah. It's like, Oh, so all the things we're being told are not true. And there's secret things.

And people are like, history is wild. And I would give all the money I have. The time to my name. If I could travel like 500 years in the future and just read what they say about America. Everyone just like dead right now. in the future and just read what they say about America. Please. Oh my God. That's what I said. Imagine if everyone just like boom, dead right now.

If aliens showed up and they went to Vegas, they'd be like, what is this place? It's like where everyone met. Like there's the pyramids and the Eiffel Tower. This must have been the medium of mankind. Because Vegas, if you just look at it, it's fucking chaos. Dude, how do you- Although I would love to see.

There's got to be like 500 years from now, like after nuclear war is done from World War III. There's like an ancient aliens thing where they're like, well, there is clearly this Eiffel Tower in Paris. And yet on the other side of the world, in Las Vegas, Nevada, there is another Eiffel Tower of the exact same subject. Alien. That is exactly what it's about.

Alien-mode of Miltus. It's alien show history on the- whatever it's called. It's just with humans built. Ancient aliens? Yeah. It's just humans. The New York, New York, everything. It's like, this must have been the center of civilization that all others derived from. Like, oh, this is what we're doing, huh? This is like getting territory of a high thought but

Like a cheetah is a cheetah is There a is there a variance in different cheetahs as there is with humans like think about how different? Humans could be can cheetahs be that different or is that cheater is that you link to humans you? Don't We're opening Pandora's box I'm so confused. So like, I like the white sheet is a Mexican sheet. Think of a, no, I'm like, where are you? Think of a blue whale. Got it?

Think of an obese blue whale. Is it any different? I don't know. I've never seen a blue whale. Exactly. I have no fucking clue. There is one blue whale that cannot communicate with every other whale. I do know that.

Why do I know that? I don't fucking know. It has a different sonar so it cannot communicate with any other fucking well. Oh, this is making sense now. I've just realized how much you've been... He's like, I'm on bush light, bro. That's what I need. I have so many of these over here.

Use this. I need to catch up. Jesus. So, there is one blue well that cannot communicate with any other fucking well. It is by itself. Is this real life? No, we did. Yeah, this is real life. I'm actually being very serious. Communicate with any other fucking well it is by itself No we did yeah, this is really I'm actually being very serious There's one blue well that cannot communicate is a completely different wavelength and it travels by itself So it's the only one is just like god ass burgers. Yeah, it's an autistic blue well

To see like I want to see like the CGI tips of his fin just like. He's got a little. He's got. Was it Finding Nemo? He's got a little fin. Yeah. He's lining up fish. He's trying.

He's watching. The white chocolate macadamia cream cold brew from Starbucks is made just the way you like it. Handcrafted cold foam topped with toasted cookie crumble. It's a sweet summer twist on iced coffee. Your cold brew is ready at Starbucks. Have you seen the new Black Panther movie where they ride whales into battle? No. It's fantastic. Are you lying? No, I really enjoyed movie where they ride whales into battle? No. It's fantastic.

Are you lying? No, I really, I enjoyed it. They ride whales into battle? Dead ass serious. I really enjoyed the movie. I swear to God. You punched me. Okay.

Hey, hold on. Stop. Spoiler alert from here on out. No, they find like another, so like Wakanda is an advanced civilization. It's hidden. Yeah, yeah. The force so like Wakanda is an advanced civilization But there is another hidden civilization that's also advanced but it's riles Latin America and it is the Mayans that went underwater basically Atlantis and they evolved underwater They also have adamant. Is it adamantium? No vibranium no vibranium they also have vibranium and like uh

basically they they show up they show up and they go to war with wakanda my vibranium I swear to God, the next Black Panther is Wakanda going to war with underwater Mayan civilization, basically mermaid Atlantis that also has vibranium and they ride whales into battle. And that's why I didn't watch it. Honestly, I loved it. I thought it was great. I'm dead serious.

I thought it was a great movie. I heard what they did with like Chadwick Boseman was like really really respectful like i heard that that was really good uh other than that i heard it was just kind of ass it was the old black panther who died no i know that but like i didn't make the face i didn't think they really mentioned him at all well like they kind of did like their whole like like paying respects or whatever oh yeah no i like i really enjoyed the movie honestly like i'm dead serious straight up like an actual Marvel movie Not going going into whatever Disney Plus Marvel's The Marvel movies have been decent good. Yeah good. No, I'm saying good. Yeah, not even decent good. I Have you not liked after endgame? I feel like it's been on a steady decline. I like

Will agree with that statement spider-man was spider-man was good. Okay, I like I will agree with that statement spider-man was spider-man was good. Okay, I like Really? Yes Three oh, holy shit. I'll get I get that the only reason I like Doctor Strange is because I love Sam Raimi Mm-hmm. So like I was about it like that was I I love I don't know. I loved it as well. Okay, okay Yeah, but are we at? Where are we at? Love and Thunder, what did you think on that? That one wasn't that great. To be fair,

it had some pretty big shoes to fill after the last Thor. After Ragnarok, compared to the first two Thors, it was still better. It's still the second best Thor movie. I will say this, it's definitely better than the fucking Iron the second best Thor movie. I mean, I will say this. It's definitely better than the fucking Iron Man movies because Iron Man 3 is the worst superhero movie of all time.

I've said Iron Man follows the exact same cadence as everyone then. But you can test that. I do. I actually, I'll go out here on a limb. Okay. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm on this side of the table. I used to hate Iron Man 3 and then I rewatched it like recently and realized it still doesn't make any sense. I have my problems with it. I have a lot of problems.

Like what? The main bad guy's named after a orange? His name's the Mandarin. Well, he's fake, but also Mandarin Chinese. It's basically just like they're like weaponizing racism in that movie, essentially,

which the US has never done that. Never. That's never been a real thing. Gwyneth Paltrow contracts whatever she contracts. That's my problem. And overheats. And she overheats to the point that she can karate chop a fucking 36-inch I-beam in half with sheer heat, but her sports bra remains on. Explain that to me.

Explain the science, Brandon. I can't. Is it Cosmoline? Did she put Cosmoline on the sports bra? Yes, most likely. Yeah, no, that was the one thing is that they like, they debuff, they nerf the suits so hard because they're just like chewing through them like nothing.

There's 800 suits flying around. I didn't love that. I like the way that they address like PTSD and anxiety and shit. Eli's having a fucking tism moment over here. It's like the Batman movie. Batman, I will. Which one? Which series?

Which Batman? There's like 20 in the last two decades. Christopher Nolan. I like that. Christopher Nolan. The Winnie the Pooh guy? I hate it. Yes, the Winnie the Pooh guy. I love the Christopher Nolan. I like that flag. Christopher Nolan. The Winnie the Pooh guy. Are great. I hate it.

Yes. The Winnie the Pooh guy. I love the Christopher Nolan Batmans. But when you break it down, all three are the exact same fucking plot. Oh, bad guy. Bomb going off. Batman saves the day. Literally, all three are the exact same thing.

Yeah. Iron Man. Same thing. It is better produced. Austin Powers. Yes. Yes. Oh, I hate it now. I have to have Robert Downey Jr. play Cat in the Hat now.

I need it in my life. Oh, I hate it so much. Holy shit. But it's Iron Man. man one and two were were literally i love game changers they changed one was good iron man one changed my life as a creator like jesus christ one is like one is my favorite because it's like a two bad it's a bad guy and a good guy are fighting and it's like hey here's the robot here's this yeah cool then it went into hey here's a bunch of robots and it's a bunch of bad guys and some tech shit and then iron man 3 just goes to the next level where it's like well now everyone has a whole bunch of different bad

guys and good guys robots are drawn out of each other that's also like because the way the mcu was going like there was so much other background like now we have hulks and gods and whatever the fuck like it was already kind of going off the rails which i really don't do many hulks and i love hulk i love the story of is it like four different actors so far i love the story of fx that up uh who fx fox fox fox entertainment so fox Entertainment had the opportunity to buy the entire Marvel Universe for like $5 million. And they're like, no, counteroffer. I'm making these numbers up. But roughly it was like they had the opportunity to buy it for, say, like $5 million.

And they were like, no, counteroffer. We only want Spider-Man and X-Men for $4 million. And they're like okay And that's why like the first all the spider-man and x-men movies were all separate Yeah, I mean crush the first two spider-mans were considered. That's Rami crush the first two spider-man, right? What's his name venom spider-man so Tobyby mcguire yeah anything with him is all ramey yeah so how that marvel in the 90s late 80s early 90s was in the fucking hole they were that's why they sold all those ips whatever now when they brought on um who's the guy that did the iron man one

uh not kevin feige it was uh the guy who plays happy yeah uh uh john favreau john favreau so they brought on a brand new exec they had all the different ones that were failing it's fox it's all the spider-mans everyone had different ownerships and varvo was brought on but the the executive producer for that and he missed a little there executive director they brought him on because he was just a nerd they were like hey let's bring on this guy he came from nothing and he was like okay he and he was like first thing i want he was like it was a nerd we are putting everything in iron man we're using this guy as the director they bet all their so that's what's crazy they bet every ip they said if this didn't succeed they were giving away spider. They were giving all the way

Yeah, literally every IP away if it didn't succeed IP is intellectual property. Yeah the way and thank you for no All right, it's just stupid But I am You guys are dumb. It's that I was asking myself. what the fuck is IP for 30 seconds, thinking it was IP address, not knowing what he was talking about. He's like, I don't know this superhero. IP man. I was like, IP man.

Bro, bro, IP man's a completely different story. That's the elephant bone. With the elephants. But Iron Man, and then they were like, Robert Downey Jr. was a huge risk And he was like no I want this guy Everything was a risk And then a fucking Slade And then a redemption arc in all of Hollywood

Honestly yeah There was every fucking IP Ever since done nothing with He made a hundred million It still bothers me It's like he went from Basically the disgraced son of a somebody like

drug addict whatever like biggest redemption arc whatever and then as soon as he leaves he's just like gone he made a hundred million because he had he got instead of just a paycheck he took royalties and he made 80 to 120 million off the first

keep doing garbage? Big. I don't do little. Biggest. Do little. Biggest. The fuck was that? Biggest.

Biggest actor fuck ups of all time. Who's the guy that played Hannibal Lecter? Anthony Hopkins. Anthony Hopkins turned down playing Gandalf and he was offered like 10% of Lord of the Rings and then what? so that happened and then the other one was Matt Damon turned down

what movie was that? he turned down fucking percentage ownership 10% ownership in no it wasn't Star Wars it was ownership in I don't got a Star Wars it was no it wasn't Star Wars it was something fucking huge though Avatar ownership in Avatar the highest grossing movie of all time

that is like 200 million dollars minimum and that's just that's also off everything that happened afterwards yeah matt damon still he's like because when the new ones came out it could have been like the forbes top 100 because of one fucking movie choice well he was like hey james cameron if you want uh the same deal i will do it for free uh same deal on the second and third Avatar. We're good. Who's Star Wars? Lucas. George Lucas, but who played

Obi-Wan Kenobi in the originals? God damn it. Alec Guinness. Yeah, Alec Guinness. That was the original. He took a percentage. He didn't take much. He just took a percentage and he fucking, this is That was the original. He took a percentage. He didn't take much. He just took a percentage, and he hated it. He fucking, this is a traditional Hollywood actor. He hated the script.

He hated everything. He took a percentage. He was like, what fucking made me rich as shit? I hate this series. He's like, but. Like, Homeboy's worth. And that is, he took a percentage. It's like a thousand Hasbro accountants cried out in terror.

And he was silenced. Dude, and he's worth, he was almost worth a bill because of just Star Wars by itself. That dude was worth that much fucking money. And he's like, I didn't know. I mean, Alec Guinness was already, of the time, a huge actor. They spent their budget on him. Which is kind of crazy because he's like the least impressive part now. Looking back, absolutely.

It's crazy because in our generation, we don't know that, though. But you have had 40 fucking years. Everyone's like, I cannot name one other thing he's done. Nope, I couldn't either. I know of him and what he's, you know. Nick, that looks like you. What were you thinking over there? Hit it, Nick!

Who's the main character? The main Dutton in Yellowstone? Kevin Costner. I just realized that a Chinese spy balloon went over Montana and then Kevin Costner was like, I'm out. I'm done with Yellowstone. Is there memes now?

I just realized that. Beth, take it down Rip take that balloon to the train station practical phone check Shit Speaking which we're like, I'm we're like an hour and 20. Fine. Patreon. We're still going? We're good? Yeah. Do you need a pee pee break? I got one whole bush light. Yep. Pee pee breaks.

We'll do pee pee. We're going to go downstairs or upstairs? Up to you. I'll go upstairs. Go downstairs. Oh, my God. Why are you both downstairs? Oh, my God.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm joined here alone in the unsubscribed studio with Mr. Eli Double Faps. I'm here right now with the fat electrician fat electrician how are you doing today i'm i'm doing great i started to tick talk about a year and a half ago and now i'm here really weird to me that's really insane to me that you are a year and a half into social media and you've grown to your, the platform you are at now. Life's weird, dude.

It's legit. Now here's my fate. Getting out of military. Would you have been like, I'm going to be right here right now at this moment when you started it, were you like, I'm going to be at absolutely not. I would have never thought that I would have made military content because I

never deployed. So I never thought that I was allowed to make military content but but you deployed here no not even there you deployed not even a little bit no he wears his purple heart with pride no honest gentleman honest to god between between me and you and nobody else is somebody that did deploy i think the reason i'm successful is because like I look up to everybody that deployed. So like every video I make is just me like coming at it from the angle of I look up to this person. That's why they're fucking awesome. And I think that's why everybody likes my videos because I don't say anything negative really ever.

I think that's why I'm successful. I've got their back. Now we act like we're talking about bad stuff. Common butts and stuff. New Harry Potter. Iron Man. Oh, we haven't even talked about that. Oh, no.

Let's get fucking canceled. Oh, my God. That was a running joke. Who did that? The can of worms. Harry Potter. Ripped it. Who's played it? Who's played it I am not I'm all in on this I'm I wasn't Twitter verse

Hooked it up yet Are we on the main show still yeah? I did play it last night for like three hours. I didn't. I'll put three hours, so it's decent. You don't want to spoil it? Do you have something? Nick, what do you have to say? Dude, I don't even have, like, I finally got my Zydex gaming PC. I haven't plugged it in yet. Do you know how to plug it in?

I do. He's an electrician. I might be moving, so I was like, literature. I might be moving so I was like No, Nick. Can you tell me what the fuck's wrong with my fucking house? What you got what's up? So every time I turn on my fucking PC like I flip a breaker it no matter how I divide it out amongst Do you have my PCs or one? I have one PC Okay

3090 ti but like To be fair like I've got like like three lights running like much all this shit like fuck off I know that's why I'm buying a laundry room I'm in what's supposed to be a fucking media room and it's flipping my breakers no matter how I divide it like with extension cords And shit outside of that room Do you rent or do you I'm saying around I have if you own I could just run you a new circuit That was dedicated just for your PC. I need you to put in salt to Alex in my bathrooms I just picture him going to your guys the days. There's no outlets in my back I picture the generator

You have a light going out the fucking window To a solar panel Just to power your shitter Bro To bring it back to aliens Studying us They're gonna be like bro I swear to god These stupid Chimps landed on the moon

And were still wiping their ass with trees for 60 more years. It was insane. I don't know why. Bidets are amazing. This is a game changer. Get a bidet, Brandon. I've never ever used a bidet. I didn't believe it until I tried one.

Bro, that ball-team goal is fucking nice. Do you have a bidet? I use baby wipes for everything, but in Japan, I fucking... I know. I used to be a baby wipe guy. Japan, all public toilets have bidets. Every public... Man, is it weird?

I'm all for trying out the butthole pressure washer. I don't know about the public butthole pressure washer. Do you know what the best part about a bidet is? Realistically, the best part. That sounds risky. How did you get AIDS in Japan? Right. That's what I'm saying.

Where do you... What do you you That's not how water works The fuck it isn't I've jumped off high cliffs in the body of water And they're like cross your legs or water's gonna go up your butthole I know You're not gonna lie to me I've done that too You wear sneakers at the bottom

Seriously? If you jump off cliffs high enough. Dude, if you jump off cliffs high enough, you need to crush your legs or water will go up. 100%, yeah, no, no, like it hurts your asshole. Dude, that surface tension, you're like, oh, you can feel it, for sure. 80 plus feet jumping, yeah.

Oh, well, I would never do that. I, good. I had a friend. Here, have a brush light. We'll see about that. Watch, watch, watch. Watch, watch, watch. Watch, watch, watch. Watch, watch, watch. Watch, watch, watch. Watch, watch, brush light. We'll see about that.

It's called the Red Rocks in Vermont. Highest cliff in Vermont is like 87 feet, I believe it is. But you have to wear sneakers. We can jump off and cross your legs. I had a friend break his back jumping off of it. It's Vermont. Oh, fuck, dude. Yeah, water's concrete. Well, yeah, it's because it's Vermont and it's made of ice.

Can I legitimately ask you a question? Yes. As somebody from Iowa, my impression of Vermont is that it is the most pretentious state on the planet. But then I meet you in person and you're not very pretentious at all. What is it like there? It's pretentious. No, is it really? Yeah.

Because like everything, every reference I've ever seen to Vermont is like rich people in New York City and Washington, D.C. being my vacation home in Vermont. So there's Burlington, which is the only real city in Vermont. Oh, yes, the coat factory. Exactly. All the other cities in Vermont are like Burlington, Bennington, Swanton. They're all like, what's the drug? Heroin? Heroin running cities?

The drug of pretentious people. Unfortunately, Vermont's mostly rolling trash. As if I came from there. I am what comes from Vermont. It's not great. The stock is tainted, if you will.

Oh, no. But you have a couple cities last um in vermont that are just how many electoral votes do you guys have well that's not true that can't be it's like there's no way why it's none it's like one i think it's one oh i was thinking like three. I thought you like he said 14 you're like no Vermont In the city in this Yes, Antonio has like three times the population That's why I was with me We're just talking about that about how I was like why cuz I was looking at like what if I did move in, Texas?

600,000. Oh, no. Call the press. More than Wyoming, less than Rhode Island. Second least populous state in the country. Because I was like, with Eli, like, what if I did move to Texas? And I was like, then I looked up, what's the population of San Antonio? 1.5 or 6 million. Something like that.

And then like, what's the population of my entire state, Iowa? It's like 3.1. I was like, absolutely not. It's way too fucking people here. Bro, going way too people. Way too people here. Vermont's highest population is like 4,000 people. It's basically just like being around Columbus.

Me and my wife. San Antonio is fucking big. It's wide. San Antonio is very, very wide. Like me and my wife are looking at getting new houses, and she's like, In Texas? No, here. Like, in Iowa.

In Texas. And she's like, Here? I'm sorry. I'm fucking bush light. I know. I'm bush light. I'm bush light.

I'm bush light. Anyways, fucking. We're keeping track. Speaking of. I'm a bush light. Get the hard water. Just drop it. Here. If Brandon's drinking more. I'm drinking more

There's like a perfect house, that's right we have more but it was in this little tiny town like 15 minutes away from the big town that I We just left it out. I know, that's what I was thinking too. I was like, I left the ice on the counter. I left the ice out. God damn it. Can I have one of the most solid ones? That one. One of the most solid ones.

Shut up. Our ice is melting. Sorry. I said the plate was. What was that? that like that like big chunk that broke off the other day and everybody was like, oh my god I can't believe there was like it was like a piece of ice the size of like some fucking state or whatever And I looked it up and i'm like landmass of that state landmass of antarctica and i'm like

That was like point zero zero zero zero seven percent like look yes okay I'm not gonna say anything negative about global warming is a theory at all I'm just gonna tell you that I was forced to sit down in sixth grade and watch an inconvenient truth which is a documentary by al gore and i al gore promised me that california would be underwater by 2017 put some respect on his name he invented the internet al gore and his rhythm oh that's why i like and comment on all youtube videos of people that i like just like yours. Pretending like I don't get the joke. For all of you who missed that. Ah, ba dum bum.

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we're at an hour and a half i know but like usually you guys are like excuse me with the ads it's probably about an hour 45 god damn we do a really bad 60 seconds oh yeah you guys are ass That's why I skip them. Our heads are funny you surprise. I wouldn't know They add was a fucking banger Doodoo I had this whole script he's like I got this I got this I go you ever been alone and prepped on Valentine's Day So I go don't answer that I know you have you watch us They just give us a rough script and we get to do it. Yeah, that was a rough script It's like do not read okay, would you would you like to attack your audience for three grand?

And they're like keep doing whatever you're doing because it's working. I'm like, okay. It's like, I just read the words you say poorly. Dude, I wish ad companies would let me do that. Because I do so many ads. I don't have to do it. I do it because, honestly, the money's decent. The money's better than AdSense.

Like, fuck. It's like, you know. AdSense sucks ass. CPM for gun content and shit like that so like obviously like when i do ad reads it's not actually my own voice but like i want to do my own voice because i know that it's a better ad you know people will stay for it and whatnot like there's times i've wanted to say shit and they just will absolutely not let you do that dude that ours are been they're like whatever you're doing keep doing it if you want to use the cardboard cutouts yeah that's hilarious we do not get any pushback yeah we get zero pushback so far from

every ad company they're just like it's working do whatever the fuck you want i'm like dope and that is literally saying do not read this i've got an idea for you. All right. This is free. You could. Blackface Ryan Reynolds. No. No. Oh, okay. Hold on.

No check. No. No. You just held it up to the microphone. Actually, good idea. Actually, good idea actually good idea next time you guys do an ad read a dedicated ad read get a vocal impressionist of one of them on fiber or something and actually get a ryan reynolds impersonator to do the ryan reynolds bit oh it's gonna be like 10 bucks this part is a secret oh my god it's gonna cost like 20 bucks i know that's fucking great that's what i'm saying

dope yeah like that i i that would actually be really funny there's a an amazing rob reynolds impressionist on tiktok i can't remember his fucking name but i follow i'll have to find him i can fucking he does that he's the he's a deadpool guy but he does the voice and the face like all the mood hi everyone i just kind of like yeah yeah I can deep bake it for whoever sits there But it's gonna be that that's That is gonna be so goddamn disturbing Where do you order cutouts of the Amazon I bought one for Zeus of hospital

That was it my Christmas present to him is I just I saw one on Amazon I'm like I'm cheaper It was like 20 bucks. It's how was it cheaper than a full size one? There's not much cardboard involved. Probably. It really was like $19. It's better for the environment, is why I ask. Back to global warming. It's not really a big problem.

Global warming? It's called climate change now. Global warming is a bad tag. It's rapid change of the environment. Of the deep-p, I hate how easy it is because we About this deep fake scare me. I know I don't want to Biden. Yeah most recently the one I sent you No, I sent it to no I didn't send it to you I sent it to other people's like you seen this you I sent it to other people I was like you've seen this and like was it about the really like the shit we probably can't talk about on that oh yep that was the one oh it was we can't even what's funny is that the we can't talk about it but the only

thing that was funny about it to me is that the reason I could tell it wasn't real is because of how coherent he was that's what the comments were like he's really he's really coherent. You can tell he believes this. It was really based. I was like, what the fuck is going on? People don't understand. Our job makes it so scary and how susceptible we are to... Because you have thousands of hours

of content. You've said something somewhere. A lot of something. literally literally you've said something somewhere the the things elevation of voice computer yeah so i can i've worked the program on the facial stuff i haven't used the audio but i've already watched videos on how the audio is even worse than the video yeah so all i need is your cadence of talking so in a single podcast i can just rip one podcast i can rip your voice upload it ai is going to learn how you talk how you speak now i just tell it what to say uh visually in order to do a deep fake i just need you in different lighting settings so as long as i

can grab podcast episodes or just you filming outside then i'm like okay hey this video is him outside okay cool the shit I'm matching is the exact same thing done AI learns you and whatever two years away from not being able to tell what is real and what is fake guys I'm out of push you can call any tattoo I know but that's all right it's like it goes back but that's during my time that was like a no-go which is crazy and now it gets updated. I hit some tactical bush lights last time. Hold on. Wait.

Are you serious? Wait, what? I don't think he's kidding. Dude, I love when Nick gets right in the fridge isn't hiding. We just Nick gets around to and he starts going harder, dude. Nick is my favorite round to once he he is on fire, he's like. Gotta hit that respawn. Here we go.

Nick, that's not hiding. That's right. Nobody drinks it, so they're left in the fridge. Best place to hide it is in plain sight. Go fuck yourself. Ask the Chinese. Science. I mean.

What do we. Oh, man. Okay, wait. We were talking about wait hold on the bison stuff there was some ice in the top oh my god that might be racist right off the Chinese spy balloon we're in the show go Nick spy balloon oh my god what did I cover already I don't remember it doesn't matter just what fuck were you at? Thank God. Yeah, the chair of

Danger That's a good chair Go last of us cuz I know there's polar opposites Because because so the last episode so Brandon now is it wait? Eli wants a spicy opinion no, okay, so Did I yes you did okay now Brandon and everyone watching so the tactics and everything sucked on Episode three. Yes

cartoonishly bad. But now, now. Hold on, how old are you Brandon? 27. Okay. So when did The Last of Us happen? When did the outbreak happen? 2003.

Yeah. YouTube and everything didn't exist at that time. And majority of people didn't know gun tactics. So it wouldn't have been implemented. What was the most common? No, I'll back, I'll back. Brandon, I want to know this because this is normal.

The teacup was normal in 2000 fucking over. My problem is not with the teacup. Is it the bolt action rifle in the standing in the open? Yes. That's fair. That is my problem. You went to bolt action at fucking 30 yards with the AKs

and the FAL Here in 16 and Leasing ar-15 a foul and a K He's doing that he's like, oh, yeah, you want five you're five rounds at fucking like 30 40 yards Yeah, that's? You know what? And you don't want to take any cover at all? 100%. God damn. You deserve to be shot.

Yeah. I agree with that. But I was like, oh, man. But you watch FUDs train a lot of time, and you're like, actually, I've watched videos of them shooting themselves. I've seen a veteran 88-88, and he's pretty fucking great. How many videos have you watched of Fudge shooting himself? I know Eric very well. He's a good friend. You know what?

I choose violence. You get one gun in the apocalypse. What is it? One gun in the apocalypse? We all know just in general. That you have to start out level one. 300 win mag. I don't agree, but it's okay. Brandon?

Hold on. 100% bull action. One? Yep. Go. AK-105. Disagree. I got Beretta 1301.

What do I have? Okay. Like any gun? Nope. Apocalypse happens right now. now man all i need to do if i can cut this off and if i can cut you off in there at the pass if you want my saw in the apocalypse just ask i'll tell you where my extra belts are at okay we're at a good friendship it's yours well okay so bro the last i don't like the alternative thank you for watching the subscribe podcast my name is baddie this is c-l-o-w of course our

guests today are the fat electrician and Brandon Hurd, the AK guy. Brandon, where can we find you? Doesn't matter. Usually at the local bar. Fat Electrician, where can we find you? The FatElectrician.com. Nobody cares. Thank you very much.

We'll see you guys on the after party. Go over to the Patreon. Good luck. Cheers. Find out what he's talking about. Or we won't. I don't know. We'll probably get drunk and forget. find out what he's talking about or we won't i don't know we'll probably get drunk and forget

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