Unsubscribe Podcast - 95 - Yer Cancelled, Harry ft. Your Narrator & Nikko Ortiz

Starting point is 00:00:00 Friday. I'm fucking drained. I'm already dead. Me? Yeah. Way more than the follow-up nutrition or angry cops. I'm just better. I don't know what to say.

Starting point is 00:00:19 I'm just better. Wait, what did you order from the... You just pop your Chinese food while we top this. Oh yeah, no, what did you order from the you just pop your Chinese here? Well, we just open this. Oh, yeah. No, we pop the top. No, no. Hold it up to the mic.

Starting point is 00:00:29 Don't fucking open your food yet. Ready? Okay. Oh, you shot. There's a little squirt on that one. That's how I get them. Just. Oh, yeah, girl.

Starting point is 00:00:42 No, I fucking just ate. Yeah, you just asked five minutes ago. What did I fucking just ate. Yeah, you did. You just asked five minutes ago, what did I get for you? This guy. Obviously nothing. And then I offer food and you throw it back at me. Hold on. Hold on.

Starting point is 00:00:53 Hold on. Get him. I can't eat fried food. Have you seen my fried deep fried chicken? With a lot of sauce. No. This is in deep fried. It was made in the skillet.

Starting point is 00:01:05 In the wok. Fucking is indeed fried. It was made in the skillet, in the wok. Fucking do it different. It's not onions. This guy was like, no onions. It will hit. It got peppers in it. I'm not going to eat the peppers. I'm not going to eat the peppers. He looked at the fish at the restaurant. He was like, uh-uh. No.

Starting point is 00:01:22 I was shit in my pants. And he's like, what. You did this to yourself. This general is chow's chicken. You know what? It's delicious. This chopsticks idiot. I can't use them either. My hangers are all broken.

Starting point is 00:01:39 Oh yeah, truly good joke. Yeah. I'm sorry. good joke yeah it's racially ambiguous and batty that guy's fucking ridiculous we don't know best not to ask yourself why but my friend you've arrived welcome to unsubscribe and our two beautiful hot sexy powerful strong great credit scores guests we have Nico Ortiz and The narrator your narrator your narrator Jerking off to his videos. Oh, no. I got caught. Oh, no. Sorry. I'm just like deep fake porn.

Starting point is 00:02:30 A deep fake of Air Raider. No, that's what I get caught on Twitch for. I'm like, Sav, can you sit in the background and cry? Well, I talk about jerking off to my best friends. Is it wrong, Dan? I'm like, I should have never looked at it. So it should have existed in the first place I don't know how many times I have said this this is my fucking only rule every time I was like babe What do you do with all those monitors? I'm like, uh, porn. I'm kidding. No the only rule if you stream

Starting point is 00:02:57 Anywhere is don't watch porn in your stream room. That is it. That's yeah That's the oh you have a fucking place where everybody else can see everything that you're seeing. The only fucking place to get caught up! It is your work computer. Your work computer. Would you do it at your cubicle? Exactly. Well, that's the problem. A lot of these guys are like, yeah, I do.

Starting point is 00:03:20 I do it every day. Every day! Why do it in the cubicle? On the cubicle. It's my territory. You have a cell phone that's got like a 4K 300 hertz screen. F*** yourself. Yeah, I do. Yeah, baby.

Starting point is 00:03:36 Keep it on your phone. You have an iPad. You have a Samsung tablet from 2011. You have a laptop. Don't jerk off in your stream room. Guys, that's the question down below. Where do you jerk off? We must know. Comment below.

Starting point is 00:03:49 I like this. Where's your favorite place to spend your time? Where's your J.O. room? Better question. Name the places you haven't jerked off yet. Potential J.O. spots. Potential J.O. No.

Starting point is 00:04:02 Don't answer that one, actually. 30% will be internet i do know they're gonna put places they shouldn't do it does your chat ever get you to try and show them like they're uh your your history your computer history no no so all the time they don't try to get me but i have no issues doing i've opened my history dream to find a website I needed. Cause you know why? I'm smart and I have two different Chrome accounts. Or better yet- So you do- I jerk off in Safari. No, but it's like, if I share browsing history

Starting point is 00:04:36 through my laptop, if I ever want to find something, I just like, I also just jerk off to my phone if I need to. Baddies are baddie confirmed. It's Safari. Bro, you still using Safari? It's my iPhone. Oh yeah, I was gonna say, every iPhone got Safari. What do you mean?

Starting point is 00:04:51 What do you mean, man? You ain't using- You ain't using- You have blue bubbles. I got Opera GX. Okay, we're good. Opera GX. You want me to go fix that?

Starting point is 00:04:59 No, the camera was off. Someone got bumped. I fixed it. I already did. I really wanted to throw something at it. I was like, wait, this isn't lining up. Moral of the story, don't jerk off when there's 10 cameras on you.

Starting point is 00:05:12 Don't jerk off to your friends. Don't jerk off to your friends. Don't jerk off to your friends. That's another really great. Don't jerk off to fake photos of your friends either. That's also kind of weird. That's what makes it fine. Then it's not you.

Starting point is 00:05:26 It's just your head on a pair of tits. And I'm like, okay, it's fine now, right? Knowing that it's forbidden makes the fruit sweeter. If I J-O'd you guys, and it's just female bodies, but I just, I put your heads on it. Yeah, it's always your guys' heads on the female's body. And I'm like, yeah. I hate how you say J-O.

Starting point is 00:05:43 Can you just say jerk off? J-O. Maybe it's going to be a thing. When I'm like, yeah, you say JL you say jerk off JL. Maybe it's going to be a thing when he says, no, he does not dude. Your pee pee. I say that sometimes they dig. No, I'll never say that's aggressive. Cock. That was hot. I do like that.

Starting point is 00:06:01 My cock. Mommy, my wee-wee's hard. Doesn't it make your ass jump on your dick? That's how you get those bitches wet. Haven't you ever wanted to get a wee-wee? Yeah. You want a picture of my wee-wee? Late night sex and your significant other?

Starting point is 00:06:23 Hey, how you doing? You make my pee-pee go bo other. Hey, how you doing? You make my you make my pee pee go. Send a little door stopper. How do we all have significant others? Man, I don't know. I got money. I got money.

Starting point is 00:06:42 At least he's on it. This is like I'm disappointed in us, but at the same time, I got money. At least he's on it. I'm disappointed in us, but at the same time, I'm like, we did it. We made it. We found somebody. It's somebody. We made it work.

Starting point is 00:06:58 I don't know how, but here we are. We're eating Chinese food on a podcast right now. It's so good. No! It's like the fifth time. He's like, just please stick your fingers in this meat. Do you want my fingers in your meat?

Starting point is 00:07:09 Yeah, that's what he wants, bro. Follow me. You should have missed and just put it in a beer. That would have been great. Nugget. He comes back in two months.

Starting point is 00:07:22 He hasn't cleaned it. A bird lives in there. It's not that good. I was dude. I was just about to ask. I'll be like, how good is it? I have that looks like dollar Chinese food. It's all I have. Wait, didn't you say you have money or

Starting point is 00:07:35 some shit like that in pack a lunch? Sorry, I didn't buy all the express change. This is this is the first time these pretty boys are meeting in person. Oh, sorry, I didn't buy all the Panda Express chains. Jesus. This is the first time these pretty boys are meeting in person. No. Wait, in person? For real?

Starting point is 00:07:50 Yeah, today. God, the internet's so fucking weird. You can talk to them all the time, all day, every day, and then you're like, oh, yeah, we haven't met. First time me and Eli met, we tried sucking each other's dick online. It was weird. That's hot. Do you guys try and like jail

Starting point is 00:08:06 Yeah, thank you You start using jail is peepee, huh? Yeah, this is the first time that I hate Eli. Eli-isms. Eli-tisms. I saw Nico and I was like, oh, Nico! We gave each other a hug, but in my head, though, I was replaying that scene from Harry Potter when Voldemort finally comes back. He's like, I can touch.

Starting point is 00:08:39 No. I'm like, oh! Yeah. Oh, wait. Harry Potter, you're playing the new one. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait. Harry Potter, you're playing the new one. You are not. I could know where to start tonight.

Starting point is 00:08:52 I'm a huge fan. I'm a huge fan. Yeah, I have not played the game. It's so good. I have heard it's great from every single person who has played it, and I hear it's awful from every single person who refuses to play it. I literally. Are we doing this today?

Starting point is 00:09:03 Can we talk about it? Can we talk about it? I don't want to talk about this. We have nothing but nerds on right now. That's why I'm like, okay. Wait, are we talking about what? Why half the internet, I'm going to say not half, like a quarter of the internet fucking hates you if you play Harry Potter.

Starting point is 00:09:18 Because J.K. Rowling has obviously done, said things that are very anti-Semitic. But not anti-semitic. That's so that was another thing earlier. I don't think she's done the what she did.

Starting point is 00:09:40 I just want to play a game. Yeah, that's involved in a movie series that I like, regardless of whoever wrote a book and did whatever. Well, I can still like the movies a lot. I agree with the movies. I agree with you.

Starting point is 00:09:54 She said anti trans things. I think that we talked about the anti-Semitic things with Tim Kennedy way back. Did she? Yeah. Whether or not it was true or not, I don't know, but she said a lot of anti-trans things.

Starting point is 00:10:07 And now everyone's like, well, she gets royalties from the game. She has nothing to do with the game whatsoever, except that she wrote the initial books. And she's getting royalties. So now everyone's like, well, if you buy that game, you're giving her money. And she's come out and actually said she's using the money from the game to do things to further her anti-trans agenda which is pretty fucking stupid this is what i would tell people who come at me like oh well the money you give is fucking we don't like her how's the money i was literally gonna be like i like you less than her right now because you're the one who

Starting point is 00:10:38 told me i can't do shit and control my life also fuck you literally as like since i've been uh when it's been playing it literally like an hour into the game, you get to go to Hogsmeade to get your wand and all that shit. Spoilers alert. Yeah, one of the first people that you meet as an actual character is a tavern owner, and she is trans.

Starting point is 00:10:59 Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And she was a badass. Yep. Like two dudes rolled up trying to wizard duel me, and she's like, you, yeah. And she was a badass. Yep. Like two dudes rolled up, tried to wizard duel me and she's like, you can go. You can go.

Starting point is 00:11:09 Entered the whole bar. Like everyone in the bar just went and whipped their wands out. It's like a Western. And I was like, okay, all right. But it's weird to me because like that was the whole thing.

Starting point is 00:11:20 That's why I went ahead and streamed it last night uh on twitch going like let's see how fast i can get you know canceled to see if anyone will actually do anything is it multiplayer or so the only thing i'm cool with being single player and all this stuff like i don't care the only thing i haven't played the game at all so i'm just spitballing here but i don't think i would like the game a lot because games nowadays, like we talked about it on the previous podcast, like Fallout, Assassin's Creed, all these open world games, single player,

Starting point is 00:11:49 but you're able to roam and do your own thing instead of following this like super narrow storyline. Like this is the path in the game. This is the only path you can take. You cannot like- It's not on rails is what I'm hearing, right? No. Okay, so okay.

Starting point is 00:12:02 Yeah, there's a bunch of side quests and like it's just an open world kind of thing. Think of, like, your Batman Arkham games, because it's the same combat system. I've not played, but, okay. There is a main story, but you can... Ghost of Tsushima. So I need to play this Monday on Twitch,

Starting point is 00:12:19 or YouTube live, basically. Okay. Yeah. I'm playing it tonight. I cannot wait. I've been waiting to play it. That was my thing so here's one thing though Caleb I saw on his fucking I'm used to this.

Starting point is 00:12:46 I'm just watching. Go ahead. You may speak now. Go ahead and finish your sentence. I forgot already. I'm stupid. Now it's two people. Oh no. Shut up and eat your Chinese food.

Starting point is 00:13:04 Oh yeah. Damn it! You know what? Look at me. One, two, three, go. Okay, you go. All right, so I was seeing Caleb's fucking on Instagram. Caleb was doing like, he was showing like gameplay footage.

Starting point is 00:13:20 He's like, I don't know what people are talking about saying that this shit is boring. That was fucking awesome. And I was like was like it looked cool but it definitely looked extremely repetitive and like it's like one of those games where like all you can press is x to attack and that's it and then there's like a cool combo after you press x like a thousand times so i'm just like not my type of game yeah i mean it's definitely not a shooter in any way shape or form like well i'm. My favorite types of games actually aren't shooters. I see what you're saying.

Starting point is 00:13:47 It's the combat mechanics you want more in-depth. It's like, hey, like Sushi Ghost, remember you had different stances and then X and O? It's strictly just decisions. Attacks on decisions and everything. I don't know, but I will give it a shot. Yeah. It's like you got your normal basic attack, which is just

Starting point is 00:14:03 R2, which is fine. But there's a lot of different spells that, like, you change on the fly. So you can hand customize it, but it is still kind of like that whole everything correlates with, like, your normal. Wait, are you playing on a controller? Yeah. Oh, shit. Okay. All right, Beth.

Starting point is 00:14:20 From the last time we did this shit, like, I was, like, on controller. And then now I'm trying to get used to keyboard and mouse and it's like the most difficult thing of my existence. So any, any time, any, any game that has like that kind of combative style, like especially dark souls or anything like that.

Starting point is 00:14:34 I play controller. You plug in the Xbox controller real fast. Yeah. No, I haven't tried this game too. There are some games that just aren't keyboard and mouse. They're just not meant for it. I'm not sure it's bed space. Any of those games are just brutal

Starting point is 00:14:50 with the keyboard and mouse. You guys like I'm like, oh, this is fucking sometimes no, I'm good on this. Yeah, but that was that was my overall goal was to see if I can get and I didn't. I got no no hate no no hate or playing it. People

Starting point is 00:15:07 thought it was funny and you dressed up like Harry Potter. I dressed up as I had full Ravenclaw everything white robe pointy hat three letters like a ghost. To save on time. T for time to get out.

Starting point is 00:15:34 Really just trying to get to us. Okay. Yeah, but it was a fun game. I can't wait, honestly, to play tonight. It'll be really cool. Interesting. Okay. What games is it better than? Or what games are better than that?

Starting point is 00:15:49 Elden Ring. I loved Elden Ring. Dude, nah. I looked at that. I was like, I'm just not going to do it. No, no, no. Because that type of like the graphics and all that shit, I was just like, I'm not into that at all. I'm not into that at all i'm not

Starting point is 00:16:05 into that in the fucking slightest so i was like i don't even want to spend money on it or nothing i wouldn't even download a demo because i just don't it's like me playing if everyone right now was raging about a uh princess barbie video game no you don't just not my type of game but it's not my type of game it just doesn't matter which i get but then i don't get because when i look at elder rooms i'm like dog there's a fucking huge dragon breathing fire knights that are like fucked up sword swinging you're like this is fucking dope as shit and then you two are like i hate it i hate that art style in my games i hate from software have you i will say i'm excited for armored core six. Have you beat any of them? I've played

Starting point is 00:16:45 three different ones now. I have not been able to get more than four hours into a single one. Ooh. We're going to leave it at that. I'm with you. But if I don't play the game, how am I supposed to beat the game? Exactly.

Starting point is 00:17:03 How are you going to rate the game when you haven't beaten it? I didn't rate it. I just said, I don't like it. I'm not going to play it. It's not for me. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. Have you played Dark and Darker?

Starting point is 00:17:13 Ooh, boy. I have not yet. But I'm about to get on that. Oh, wait. Okay. I heard Dark and Darker is actually really, really good. It's, bro, the fucking demo shit that I tried, it's impossible to progress it back right now.

Starting point is 00:17:26 I was like, this is terrible. It went live two days ago, I believe, the play test. It's only a week, so you only got a few days

Starting point is 00:17:31 before this play test ends. It's unforgiving, hardcore fantasy first-person shooter dungeon. It's literally, it's Tarkov Medieval. It's Tarkov Medieval. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:17:39 Oh. Oh, what? Oh, damn it. I'm surprised he hasn't heard of this at all. Wait, you've heard of it, right? I've heard of it. He hasn't played it.

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Starting point is 00:18:22 It's a super young game but i'm like the potential is fucking here for it it was it was difficult to like kick off if you don't if you do you need if you do archery or magic anything you're gonna die you will never kill anything but if you're like a fighter or carry like objects you'll be able to like start the game off and at least get a vibe because it's just like the demo and like all this other shit but like the game has so much potential i think it's gonna be really try it i do that it's all like 90 of the targav audience fucking loves the game because it's a hardcore wizard game it's just pretty i think you would love it doesn't like uh elden ring the vibe of it i fucking hate my fantasy games like i want dragon age i want sky Okay. I don't want Elden Ring or Darken or well

Starting point is 00:19:06 the thing I got from dark and darker I got like a Oblivion vibe when I when I got into like the tunnels in the game and I was like graphics because it's from 2005 Oblivion to me I was like You only have like a primary and secondary attack God, then again you don't have a bunch of weapon systems in the beginning you're starting off like raw It looks like like old-school Diablo inventory. Oh One two. Yeah, like it fucking oblivion. So I don't know I'm sitting here talking shit on it. Cause it's not my style of game.

Starting point is 00:19:45 I know it's good because everyone, my fucking friends loves this game. Okay. I just, I, I, I've watched like 30 fucking hours of it. Trying to free game.

Starting point is 00:19:54 I have it. I've opened it twice and just been like, I don't care. Well, I just don't think it's developed enough to, for anybody to give a fuck. Cause I was like, I,

Starting point is 00:20:01 I was fucking didn't even get to play. Cause it's like select a server. And I'm like, what the fuck? It says play right here. It's like, no, select a region. Cause I was like, I, I was fucking didn't even get to play. Cause it's like select a server. And I'm like, what the fuck? It says play right here. It's like, no select a region. And I'm like,

Starting point is 00:20:09 what are you talking about? Like they're like trade merchants. It's like, they're doing like seven day play tests. Then it's gone for like two months. And then they'll come back for seven days or something like that. It's very early alpha. Very.

Starting point is 00:20:20 Yeah. But that's why I think it's going to be good. If they like take in this criticism like already the potential i think i mean i know they're fixing and changing lots of things i just i don't know it is weird well it also has that it could have just been the demo i was playing but it has that um like uh i know battleground vibe it's like there's like a circle and it's like closing in true yeah i was like this is kind of weird it's definitely like a dungeon crawling battle royale yeah so as you're in this dungeon there are exits and you have to try to escape this dungeon as well with your loot from chests

Starting point is 00:20:52 from boxes from other players from enemies and if you're in there too long a circle does come in and start to fucking kill you oh that might be fun it's like a hundred percent a dungeon crawler like you know there's no open world. You're not outside. Yeah, you're not outside. It's just like- You're in the gutter, bro. Just dungeon. Yeah, it's literally like,

Starting point is 00:21:09 I'm pretty sure the matchmaking menu is you sitting at a tavern getting ready to go. Oh, interesting. Oh, okay. It was like Dark Dungeon. What is Dark Dungeon? Darkest Dungeon. That game was-

Starting point is 00:21:20 It's one of those games called, fuck it, procedural generated things, rogue lights. It's got like- This one was hard. Did you a procedural generated things. Roguelites. It's got one was hard. It's got to play it. Yeah, I have it. It's permanent. Your characters are all permanent.

Starting point is 00:21:31 You die. You lose everything. Just like Tarkov. Yeah. And you don't get that character back. You're like, okay, you were with me for half this journey. Bye bye. And you have to do and they have PTSD depression. Oh, yes.

Starting point is 00:21:44 Right up. Yeah. yeah you put your characters in darkest dungeon can get depression and shit because it's all fucked up yeah yeah if you haven't played it's fucking hard though it is the goblins are coming quick take up your shields I played it back when I had both my hands it's a clicker

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Starting point is 00:23:47 and there's not a whole lot of fun games out there to play. I guarantee. I'm the same way. I think we're just getting older. The Harry Potter game ignited my love for gaming for a while. Oh, God. See, I have to try it. Oh, God.

Starting point is 00:23:59 I was like, you're saying that, and now I'm like, I don't know. You talking out your ass right now, or do I got to like actually be shot? I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. When you'm like i don't know you're talking at your ass right now or do i gotta like i know what you talk i know what you talk when you've like when you go on those breaks without playing video games that's it happens around 30 it happened with the new pokemon game for me holy shit and you'll just take full step backs from video games like i don't care and then you find that one mine was a ps when i bought the ps4 i skipped the ps3 altogether and it was the remake of last of us i didn't played a game in so long. Last of Us, I played fucking just the whole thing. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:24:28 I was like, oh, God, this is so good. Same like Sushi Ghost or Ghost of Tsushima. Oh, my God. Boy, you're fast. God damn. You've got reflexes. But yeah, those games, I'm just like, oh, I missed that. I like that.

Starting point is 00:24:43 That one and done where you're like, okay, I'm back into gaming. That is your Harry Potter. If I don't like, I'm going to be so fucking mad. Just play the game. I am. I am. I'm going to play it. Are you good over there?

Starting point is 00:24:56 Wait, don't worry about what's going on over here. We're playing fucking hands. You fold my hand like a fucking man. Thank you. Oh, my hand. Like that's hot. But the whole point of this conversation was that people that are

Starting point is 00:25:07 complaining about this Harry Potter game are fucking pissing me the goddamn fuck off because like I see message sent from an iPhone go fuck yourself motherfuckers going to Hobby Lobby still go fuck yourself Chick-fil-a go fuck yourself shit just they're just looking for a reason

Starting point is 00:25:23 to be mad about something on the internet. And I fucking hate that shit. Here's my thing. If they're really going on and on about like, oh, you don't want to support freaking XYZ because of XYZ. It's like, cool, that's maybe a cause you believe in. Awesome. Why this game in particular? You tell me, oh, we're're gonna cancel you on twitter oh you mean the other the website

Starting point is 00:25:47 that is controlled by another billionaire who's profiting off of all this shit and using you to also he's been very he's been very clear about what his intentions are on that whole spectrum but you still use that website. I'm going to talk about it. Right? When was the last time you actually went down to Warner Brothers

Starting point is 00:26:10 and boycotted? When was the last time you went to Harry Potter World and said, this isn't right? What are they? Everyone's universal now. We got to fire them.

Starting point is 00:26:18 It's literally because the only reason everyone is freaking out, in my opinion, specifically about this game, is because it's easy to do. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't have to go anywhere.

Starting point is 00:26:32 It's the laziest form of fucking virtue signaling. Yeah, exactly. And that's even though when they put, J.K. Rowling has no connection to the game. We put in trans characters and like all kind, like they accommodate, they did so much to accommodate for this game to make it appealing for everybody.

Starting point is 00:26:51 But everyone's like, no, you're being, if you buy this game. And I'm like, I'm a wizard, Harry. The other thing I'm saying about the game is people are getting mad because the whole point of the game

Starting point is 00:27:04 is you're putting down like a goblin insurrection. And that's where the anti-Semitism comes in. People are like, oh, goblins are obviously the Jews. So you're just putting down the Jews. Where do we get that? I'm like, have you read fantasy literature? I don't want to be like, damn, but have you looked into Tolkien's Lord of the Rings? And his stories in crossover from World War II?

Starting point is 00:27:27 Like, I don't know, man. Like, any of these fantasies, there is a bad thing and a good thing. How do you connect these dots? How the fuck are you connecting these dots? Are you telling me that people are saying that goblins are Jewish? That makes you racist. Because most of the goblins only work in banks? Is that the reason?

Starting point is 00:27:49 That's the Twitter point. It's infuriating to see people make these arbitrary bullshit things in their minds so that they can be like, well, this is why we have to hate this thing. It's like, meanwhile, above Hogwarts, I'm going to just hate you instead.

Starting point is 00:28:04 This is not where my energy is. And they're like, well, they made a website to track anybody on Twitch who played the game. Yep, I read it. So that they could harass and hate them. And I'm like, so let's just think about what we're... Oh, bro, I'm about to fucking announce me playing this game. You take a step back. One step back.

Starting point is 00:28:20 One step back and look at what you all just did. Y'all are mad because you think a game is singling out a type of people. So now you have made a website to track and single out a different type of people just because you disagree. I just make sure everyone's defending it. You guys go home and play it and you get on the last mission. You're like, the game's not that bad. The final solution killed the goblins. And're like oh oh i see what they're saying it won't take long to tell you neutrals ingredients

Starting point is 00:28:54 vodka soda natural flavors so what should we talk about? No sugar added? Neutral. Refreshingly simple. It's just a mustache. Because you're right here. An undercover. Okay, well, now I can see why they're spangler. Extreme, extreme, extreme. Severus Snape.

Starting point is 00:29:29 Sorry. Infuriating. My bad. Like out of all the things we're going to be outraged and mad and target and try to ruin people's lives and careers over Harry Potter, which to be fair, they refused to call Harry Potter a legacy.

Starting point is 00:29:53 They refused to use Harry Potter in the title, so they called it Hogwarts Legacy. And they're calling the game The Wizard Game because nobody wants to say the name of the game on Twitter because they think that's bad. It's the new Voldldemort it really is bro the amount of like like and i'm seeing people attack other like individuals for their childhood because for me harry potter was a huge part of my childhood. Yeah. Literally.

Starting point is 00:30:25 I did my love for readings. I love reading and people are like, Oh, so you were just a stupid kid who liked to read. So, so a wizard book identified as your whole childhood. And I'm like, are you listening to yourself right now?

Starting point is 00:30:37 Like you're attacking people for enjoying their childhood over a book. I'd be like, but you fucking lame as fuck. I'd be like, get the fuck out. I'd be like by you fucking lame as fuck. I'm really good fuck I like you raise this piece of shit as they're getting their Vita their golf You're like it was made by Hitler Nobody that time Just who gives a fuck? Just go about your day. They will leave. It's insane, man.

Starting point is 00:31:10 They will leave. Narrators are like, I'm so shit. You're on Twitch, which is owned by Amazon. I thought of the worst joke ever, and I can't say it. Why? We can always cut it. I'll tell you after the podcast. I'll tell you after the podcast. I was like, we can always cut it out I'll tell you after the podcast

Starting point is 00:31:29 We can always cut it after parties gonna be wild today About that I can write about here you make fun of my childhood. No, I can't do I can't You should be for their childhood. That's fucked, man. Everything today is fucked. Everything is. Everything today is fucked. A lot of stuff. Yeah. Pick your fucking battles, man.

Starting point is 00:31:53 Jesus Christ. I don't. I don't log on Twitter. I'd be fighting everybody now. I was like, oh, you, we got friction. I love this shit. Let's go. That's when you thrive.

Starting point is 00:32:00 Yeah, I'm like, that's when I'm really winning. Like, let's go. Dude, that is, uh, I am. Hey, Braddy,, that's when I'm really winning. Like, let's go. Dude, that is... I... Hey, Braddy, guess who's been making knives since 1974? Is it Kershaw?

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Starting point is 00:33:30 Be the best version of you. What in the Kershaw blades? I'm Wolverine. If kinetic energy can turn into thermonuclear energy, how hard do I have to slap you to cook your face, bro? Imagine getting in a fight and someone just rolls up with that. I have to slap you to cook your face, bro. What the fuck? Wait, what? Imagine getting in a fight and someone just rolls up with that.

Starting point is 00:33:50 I'd be like, what the fuck are you saying? I'd be like, get away from me. It's crazy. Man, just hit me with the biology question. I wasn't ready for the midterm, bro. Did you just hit me with science? Don't ever do that again. This fucking nerd just, he just nerd punched me. He just grows muscles just like, if kinetic energy can be turned into thermonuclear energy,

Starting point is 00:34:09 how hard do I have to slap you to cook it? What are you talking about? What is it? I don't like him. Atomic. Kinetic energy, which is. Kinetic energy. No, I know, but anime.

Starting point is 00:34:20 We just did it. The Emirates of Shadow when he's like. Oh, yeah. I am atomic yeah yeah nerd this is yeah we should sometimes it's okay okay

Starting point is 00:34:32 watch that air on the crunchy roll yeah i will say it's not like a spicy tuna roll but it's pretty good anime is great and all but i can't keep up just because i can't read that fast if it's in like another you can watch dubbed anime Anime's great and all but I can't keep up just cuz I can't read that fast if it's in like another Okay, no you stop it. Thank you. I I don't

Starting point is 00:34:58 English voiceovers. Oh, that's what the only should be watching if it got subtitles, bro. I can't fucking read that fast Magic cards I ain't got time to read while I'm watching. Yeah, it's too much for me. I need to be able to listen. My ADHD is going like a third grade little kid. If mine works, I'm pretty sure. You hyper fixate. You will literally turn your brain off except for the one line of texture reading.

Starting point is 00:35:21 And nothing around you matters. Shut the fuck up. You got to practice. And then you get really good where you can read the text and also somehow see the entire thing at the same time. That's not fucking fun to me. That hurts. And then you start learning the language. Yeah, I'm like, what am I doing? Studying? What the fuck? Sounds like

Starting point is 00:35:36 work. I want to be able to watch the anime but not watch the anime and look at cards and also do like three... I listen to a lot of shows. I definitely put on like the TV and just work because I just appreciate the background noise

Starting point is 00:35:50 because my brain is my brain is fucking loud like editing or anything. I can't do that. Like I have to. That's the only time I'm like, no, if I'm editing, I have to like hyper.

Starting point is 00:36:00 Like you said, I have I have to hyper fixate on like the subtle sounds and like do i cut that out if i have like even just like music music in the background i'm like stop it see i keep background noise oh i go insane on editing or anything i'm like no turn off everything i'm like well that's different though because you're like it's just that but if i'm like working getting shit done checking emails like whatever it's like i need to have like background noise or else like

Starting point is 00:36:24 i go crazy yeah because my thoughts and have background noise or else I go crazy. Because my thoughts and everything are just like... Mine go crazy. What you can take away from this conversation, everybody, is that you can see that we are all different. We still love each other. Look at that.

Starting point is 00:36:38 Now you're talking crazy, man. Imagine disagreeing on things like sometimes people like anime, sometimes people people don't sometimes people like spicy food Sometimes they have Gurt like I don't know it's it's fine. We're just called We're still friends Fucking shit bitch about that a lot to what people be like man You don't like this one thing that I like fuck you and then I was like yeah I fucking hate that dude and now we're bonding over shit we hate like what are you what are you doing what's the why do you want to like hate things together

Starting point is 00:37:09 that's why i stay off twitter i'm telling you bro it's just it's like all the spacists i'm telling you this what the fuck is a spacist go on yeah hold on that sounds very interesting sir so Very interesting, sir. So it's going to go multiple ways. So spacists are what I call people who are really, who dictate their entire life based off of astrology. Oh, you're a Cancer? Oh, my fucking God. Oh, we can even talk about this. Even though I found out that you murdered somebody yesterday. I'm going to call you a Taurus.

Starting point is 00:37:41 I'm a Virgo. Okay, what am I? You fucking Cancer. If y'all know, you just fucking tell me. Like, that's all. What's your birthday? I love our birthday. What's your birthday? No, no, no.

Starting point is 00:37:49 I'll be like, fucking tell me what I am. Because I'll be like, oh my God, I know all these fucking things. There's a comedian. I'll be like, how about you just fucking tell me what I am then since you know everything. I did that to somebody once where they were like, oh, I'm really into astrology, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, oh, cool. He's a Gemini.

Starting point is 00:38:04 I'm a Taurus. And she was like, oh he's a gem i'm a i'm a i'm a taurus and she was like oh my god i knew that i felt it she close she was she did she was like oh i don't really think we'll get along very well because i don't like tauruses and i'm like so you don't know virgo yeah but it's like you don't fucking know me why would you just wait have you guys seen the standard comedian that's his bit where he's like oh blah blah blah he's like and you fucking people with astrology. It's like, what are you? And he's like, okay, so I'm this.

Starting point is 00:38:30 And he goes in the spill. And then they're like, I knew it. It's like, wrong, bitch. That's not even my sign. It's this. And they're like, oh. And then it was like, and then another girl's like, called it because he did this. He's like, again, lied, bitch.

Starting point is 00:38:43 I'm not even telling you my real side. So like all of them were wrong and the crowd was like, get fucked. That's exactly what I'm saying. I don't even know this. I know everything. Shut up. I'm a Libra. There you go. Are you? Yeah. I knew you knew it. You know what?

Starting point is 00:38:59 I'm going to take that advice. Libra energy. I'm going to take that advice from all the people Leera energy. I'm going to take that advice from all the people that love astrology. If you live your life based off of only astrology, I don't want to be friends. That's the one thing we hate. You can enjoy astrology.

Starting point is 00:39:16 Just don't be a shithead about it. You can enjoy anything. Just don't be a fucking... I want to say the C word and I can't anymore. Just don't be a..., just don't be an asshole. I wanna say the C word and I can't anymore. Oh yeah. Just don't be a about it. There it is, good luck.

Starting point is 00:39:27 Whoa. He's like, yeah, get rid of that right now. He's like, cut that. Don't be such a, and it's just like. It's not this whole rant, it's just like. Just the music's gone, I'm just like, shit. Yeah. You should do just like a 10 second just...

Starting point is 00:39:47 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. And just like dance to music. That'd be fun. Oh. Oh. Careful, that's sexual. Oh, yeah. We're going to hit the sensual dance again.

Starting point is 00:39:54 Yeah, yeah. We've seen what happened last time. Oh, man. No more macarons. We legit got flagged for that. I believe it. I got flagged for everything lately. So, like, yeah.

Starting point is 00:40:03 They've been taking everything from me. They're like, oh, your face one too many times. Demonetized lately. So like, yeah. They've been taking everything from me. They're like, fuck your face one too many times. Demonetized. I'm like, IG. IG right now. Batty, don't show guns or anything. No, even fantasy swords. You cannot do swords, knives, guns, fantasy weapons.

Starting point is 00:40:17 Like any fantasy weapon. Like they put that now with guns. It's like we will restrict your fucking content. Oh my God. It is the new guidelines because Tam Kennedy, he was like yo what the fuck is this because tam gets like half 200 to 600 000 views per reel he screenshot he was like 2 000 views a video got 2 000 views and so it goes 600 000 2 000 views and he's like what the fuck? And then it's the new guidelines. And they're just straight throttling

Starting point is 00:40:47 anything that's a weapon. Why are you going to come after the weebs? Why? Okay, you know what? I'm going to be real. There's some friction between gun people and non-gun people. Why are you going to come after the weebs, though? Honestly. The swords? The cosplay. Yeah, literally.

Starting point is 00:41:03 You know what? I'm just going to test the waters. That, literally cosplay like they so silly, man. It makes no sense. Yeah, the new rules. Dude, the new rules are fucking ridiculous across the board. You're just like, eh. I think my favorite thing I didn't see was like how photos just don't matter anymore. Oh, yeah. You have to do reels of real.

Starting point is 00:41:38 I like the amount of people I see posting videos of photos, and I'm like. It's like there's no purpose now. There's zero purpose to do a picture. Bro, look at how good my photo reel did. We just get a new platform already, like a solid new platform that we can all just go to. You'll be the richest person in the entire universe. Just fucking make it.

Starting point is 00:41:58 Jesus Christ. Upload your videos on Rumble, bro. No, not, not. Maybe they changed their fucking terms and everything. Literally everything. Until then, like, no, stay away. I get so many people on the stuff. They're like, Nico, we know, like, you know, everybody's like demonetized.

Starting point is 00:42:14 You don't like fucking everything. So why don't you just go to Rumble? And I'm like, so I can make like. Reach tens of people. A quarter of that because they get to keep everything. A quarter. A quarter, yeah. Tens of people you're going to reach.

Starting point is 00:42:24 Yeah, you're're gonna have like thousands of views i went viral 1200 views it's on the viral page and she has hit the front page like as much as everyone's like well if you all did it at once it wouldn't fucking matter because your audience sure people have rumble but rumble is not or any of these other platforms whether you're talking about new twitter alternatives like mastodon or odyssey fuck there's another one too odyssey is supposed to be the next youtube on the web 3.0 and all these platforms they're just holy fuck they they weren't there when the internet fucking happened and to get people to move to that there's no way to make it you need it to be normal.

Starting point is 00:43:08 And Twitter, even Facebook for a certain generation, YouTube. TikTok. TikTok. I mean, TikTok was our new generation. Look how bad that is. That's what you need. You need it to explode in a way.

Starting point is 00:43:17 And even then, TikTok started out as what, musically? Yep. Yeah, musically. I remember all those. I remember all the old ads for musically. You can't be like, yeah, we're going to move. You can't do that. You can't make it happen It needs to organically explode

Starting point is 00:43:28 My favorite statement is Why don't you just create your own Do you know how much fucking money that costs Do you know how much that is Just server The amount of money The bandwidth you need to take care of everybody you let alone the fucking legal team you need before you even go public and they act they they were like what

Starting point is 00:43:52 it's like if you get five gun youtubers together you could create your own with with what what the fuck are we gonna do youtube employs 2 000 people The fuck you think six motherfuckers are gonna do? That's after it's built. Yeah, the 70s or some shit. 90s. I don't know. And Google owns it. And Google can pay for the fucking server space and everything else. That shit's expensive.

Starting point is 00:44:19 It's so frustrating. We were like, well, if you all just banded together, that's like... No, you don't. That's how you disappear. We're gonna band together. You come forward with the money and we will like, well, if you all just banded together, that's like... No, you don't. That's how you disappear all at once. We're going to band together. You come forward with the money and we will do it. We will make it happen. Why don't you guys just think of an alternative to yourself? Well, didn't, you know, there was a guy who did that, you know, with

Starting point is 00:44:35 the fuel alternative and made a water engine. He did. Assassimication, bro. He did his shit. I just wanted to do the announcement videos like all the gun troopers all of us are like partnering together to do a new thing and then it's like five months later it's like where are they now we're homeless we're like no i tell everybody what's gonna happen is when that shit goes public you're gonna look at your views it's gonna say one or like two people because the platforms are going to blacklist it, bro.

Starting point is 00:45:05 I got you guys. Yeah. No, the platforms are going to blog all that shit, bro. What was the one IG? It was like the IG alternative that they just can't. Rose? No, I've never even heard of that. I haven't heard of that shit.

Starting point is 00:45:17 Really? This was a couple. This is two years. No, it was two years ago because everyone was trying to migrate and all the gun people and all that they're like oh this is our free space

Starting point is 00:45:26 and then Apple and Google just took it off their playlist I thought that was Rumble is it Rumble I thought that was Rumble because I remember hearing all that

Starting point is 00:45:33 and I was like oh oh no there was one before and they just took it off they were like okay and they just they just took it off

Starting point is 00:45:39 the platform and then people were like oh they're like oh shit we can't run all of this. Yeah, they're like, oh, we're dead in the water. You don't get like, yeah.

Starting point is 00:45:49 You gotta be blessed off by all corporations now to make it. I forget. Yeah, I don't know. I told them earlier in the car, Betty, I was just like the moment that YouTube took off the, YouTube, broadcast yourself. The moment they took that away yeah everything started changing for the worst guys and most of you are going to be like what the fuck are these idiots bitch

Starting point is 00:46:15 you do get to see twitter i do like twitter on think whatever elon but twitter at least is like he's like hey fucking do whatever you want. And then he will try to implement stuff. But he listens very quickly on like, if there's outrage, he's like, Oh, done. Okay. We're not doing that. Sorry. As a business perspective, he, he knows a little bit what he, he just implemented. Now he goes like, Hey, Twitter blue, you get a check mark.

Starting point is 00:46:45 Which now, I hate, by the way, because now anybody with like three subs, or three followers, I go, oh, who's this content creator with a blue check mark? And it's someone from Iowa with five fucking subs. Fuck Iowa! But with that, he just added a new thing where he's like, oh, also if you get Twitter blue,

Starting point is 00:47:06 your maximum word count is like quadrupled. 4,000 characters. 4,000 characters. 4,000 characters. So now people can actually like wind more on Twitter because they paid him to do it. And I'm like, he winning. My man, my man.

Starting point is 00:47:22 He winning. Like he got hustled. Yeah, you got to play for your money. He knows how to get his money, bro. I'll stick with my Twitlongers, bro. I'm like he winning my man. He winning my like he got hustled. Yeah, you got you got played for your money He knows how to get his money. I'll stick with my twit longer's bra. I'm good It's just like they just everyone was gonna kick they're like Twitter's dead and he's like no, it's fine It was all that like Matt says he does then they come right back and make your lizard man's like JK lol As fine is it's fast it's compared to youtube guidelines you don't know until they come out oh

Starting point is 00:47:50 damn it bro i got beef with one of these guidelines bro i got beef what's going on let's hear it there was one they they made an update they made They made a whole new system for the guidelines that was like, hey, listen, if we go, hey, this video is age-restricted or demonetized, whatever, we have to do it at the exact time stamp

Starting point is 00:48:18 and the exact reasoning why it's not allowed, and then we can go in as creators, cut that that out and then still be monetized that lasted for six days and then it was gone like it never existed yeah and i'm like you had the key you had the ring this is this is where that crazy conspiracy shit pops in though is they control who they want to succeed and who they don't and that's a big Thing because if you don't have the money to stay monetized

Starting point is 00:48:48 You're not gonna keep being a youtuber if you make no money things gotta go get a job That's how they kick you off the the platforms and all that shit for me immediately They deep platform that you get real quick tated bro Andrew tated That's not really YouTube if he was entered entertaining, that'd be a pizzeria. What? That's how he got Twittered, bro. He got Twittered. Yeah, he got tweeted.

Starting point is 00:49:10 Twatted. He got twatted. He didn't get swatted. He got twatted. He got not swatted. Twatted. You guys heard that's how he got in jail. Yeah, because that was the one thing.

Starting point is 00:49:18 He clapped back on Twitter against the freedom activist girl. Gretchen. And he was like, it showed him doing a video in like a nice robe, smoking a cigar. And he just sat down a pizza. And he got pizza delivered. And everyone,

Starting point is 00:49:32 and like the police were looking for Tate for allegations. And they're like, where is he? And they just looked at the side of the pizza box and there's just like a large cluster of this one pizza chain all together only in one city. And they're like,

Starting point is 00:49:46 got him. And so they just called up all the pizza places and was like, did a Mr. Tate? Pepperoni ham pizza. Did he get pineapple on his pizza? Arrest him! Bruh. Shoot him. What's better than a well-marbled

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Starting point is 00:52:53 sponsors for gun companies and like i i didn't go to shot show because work and everything but also i said i was like i'm gonna get sponsors and then what i post and kill my algorithm so then i'm like and look you can't see me anymore because I know I can't help you. Yeah. I'm like, I'm not restricting my own stuff. Even for unsub. That's why we don't do like firearm content.

Starting point is 00:53:14 Yeah. Yeah. It's like, Oh, it won't survive. No, you can't grow that way. Like being a smaller channel,

Starting point is 00:53:20 we're never going to grow. If we do anything gun related. Yeah. And she's crazy. Just Yep. It's just crazy. It's just the... You guys did it right. You got that... Yours is that perfect audience.

Starting point is 00:53:31 Children? We got... Ours is... Ours is like, I think... I'm one of the children. 12 to 25? I think it's like 10. No, not...

Starting point is 00:53:44 I think more. Like 20% is like anywhere from like 13 to 17 and like that kind of range. But then like everything else is like adults. Because our humor. Disney plus. We got extremely lucky

Starting point is 00:53:58 because it was like VR was brand new. The VR boom. All that shit boomed. And then now we were like, let's just make, do the group thing. And then now we were like, let's just make, do the group thing. And now that we can finally do stuff, we looked at some of the stuff that was like,

Starting point is 00:54:11 YouTube was hitting, cracking down on. And we were like, I mean, if they can monetize Jackass, like we can do challenges, right? Should be fine. And the moment we like started seeing nothing but greens, we were like, oh. oh, yeah, boy. So we just teeter the line. Got it.

Starting point is 00:54:29 So now we make sure we bleep words and everything like that. But now we can do stuff where it's like, you know, challenge world's world's hottest ramen going in Red Bull planes. See who can puke the least like just that. Wait, did you do that? Yeah, that's what it is. Wait, what is it called? Hold on we want now I need to know this video

Starting point is 00:54:47 segment. What is what's the title? It's the I think it was it was a boy the boys versus a the girls video that we did and it was that's the boxing match one, right? No, this is the red. Oh, yeah, just beating the shit out of girls.

Starting point is 00:55:04 We called it. We call boys get a plane six months ago and that's a two point two mil and you guys ate spicy ramen. We've we went to a. We went to a place for one video where it was one of the highest rated spicy romans in Adelaide or not island Sydney. I think in Australia and we went in there and he goes like, yeah, it's the hottest Roman we can make legally. And I'm like, okay, and we get these just the reddest broth I've ever seen. That's why you have grout.

Starting point is 00:55:38 And then yeah, and then you can like, you don't have grout. You're like, have You have my grouts. I was like, wait, what is that? Like a different year old man. Gout. Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. I'm over here. Like I grew up with you. Put in the tiles, man. I'm over here. It's a grout. Hispanic nature cake. It's a grout guy. You need to tone the Mexicos down, okay? Those Mexicos are out of control, bro. Tone the Mexicos down.

Starting point is 00:56:11 You've been watching too much Marvel, bro. Freaking I am grout. I know. I am grout. Dude, I love that little grout tree. I am grout. I am grout. I am grout.

Starting point is 00:56:25 So you went red broth. Red broth. And then the spiciest broth he could make. And then he came up. He's like, all right, you have three minutes to eat the entire ramen. Oh, and then here you go. And then he dropped the dropper in each one and just went and dropped it off. That was the nuke going off.

Starting point is 00:56:40 That was the nuke. But we've done that stuff. We've done like the one chip challenge, plut that stuff. We've done the one chip challenge, plutonium nine. We did the one chip challenge and dipped it in plutonium nine. But legitimately, this is why we have GERD now. No, 100%. 100%. Even though I had it, we just

Starting point is 00:56:56 recently filmed it in Florida where we made a tier list of 50 hot sauces. Oh, okay. 50, that's a lot. Yeah i i got to like i think a lot of menus 38 or 39 and then my body was like you're going into shock and i'm like okay so i sat down and they filmed you dying it's literally the that's why i posted this freaking photo which is just awkward shit it's it's this photo right here of me just like dying on the couch you're just like i don't want to and

Starting point is 00:57:32 they're filming in the background still with the tearless just like keep going and i'm just like i did the best i could they're proud of me right oh god your friends are assholes but we also do stuff like like i just wouldn't know they're like no i'm good i'll like sit on the side if you want i ain't fucking doing that shit and that's what that's what we talked about too but i was like we all but we also do stuff like drunk cooking oh where that's totally fine with youtube guidelines as long as it as long as you like alcoholism as long as you blur out like you are just cut out like you taking a shot, but you do the after effect like you like slam it down and like the before and after. You just can't show you doing the shot.

Starting point is 00:58:11 Yeah, you just have to blur that. Why do we wait? Why can we drink? Is this why we're getting restricted? Well, none of those like we do shots like hold on because that's how we like open shows is like shots or cracking a thing. You crack it that's fine you're not at you're not actively drinking alcohol oh no we are actively drinking lots of alcohol yeah like actively oh well yeah like usually if you're if it shows you like like

Starting point is 00:58:34 just going to town with alcohol they'll probably i mean this thing is normally filled by the end of an episode the kegg being destroyed and shit. Oh, yeah. YouTube's just like, it's fine. They retarded. It's so weird that like certain channels can get away with stuff that are like fine. But this is the line.

Starting point is 00:58:57 Yeah, they're like, do the Chinese thing with the eyes. It's fine. But we start fucking sensually fucking dancing and imitating intercourse when we talked about summoning salt you know summoning salt you've ever watched this

Starting point is 00:59:14 shit he's the speed run guy oh yeah fucking phenomenal youtuber he does like our segments and he got flagged on his for a it was eight cuss words in an hour-long format wasn't him even saying it it was clips of people speedruns and you'd be like oh heck yeah or hell yeah and then one like fuck in an hour and 20 minute megaman segment and he got flagged and youtube's like oh

Starting point is 00:59:38 we messed up undid it and then they read and they're like no you broke community guidelines and then he was like wait dude angry angry video game nerd cusses all the time times in 10 minutes yeah like angry video games well his is like 88 cuss words per average video for angry video games nerds in like a short segment and they were like no he's fine and him though they were like nope nope so he had to he took the video all the way down and then re-uploaded it three days later and it killed the fucking i was like oh fuck dude that's my thing if and this is just again my preference or my opinion if you upload a video right and then it gets you know age age restricted or whatever and you're like okay what did i do wrong they they tell you you fix it redo it and then you're fine that should be it that should be the only if you tell me that you're demon like demonetizing or age restricting a video

Starting point is 01:00:41 of mine and then you tell me what's wrong i fix it and then you come back later and completely demonetize it when i followed your instructions to fix the video to a t go fuck yourself get a new job yeah well their quality control is shit like how it's contractors it's just contractors just random fucking people and this is a crazy thing if people like based off of their beliefs whatever they do or don't like yes if they don't fuck with guns and you are being educational or teaching like firearm safety you know anything the proper good ways they're like came for ian yeah they're like ew that's a gun demonetized and it's's like, what do you

Starting point is 01:01:26 do? And then if they do a review and another person does that, what are you going to do? You got to keep uploading it until you get lucky. And like, listen, you don't want to be, I just want to cut it out. But like, and being a YouTuber, you don't want to

Starting point is 01:01:43 drag another YouTuber's content into your stuff. But at the same time- To be like, why is it okay here, but not here? There's that little voice in your head that's like, okay, so I can't say a bad word or like X, Y, Z. But here's a link to this other person that did the exact same thing

Starting point is 01:02:00 that you're completely fine with. Yeah. And for the people, like a good way to look at that is imagine you work a 40 hour work. And you're on and you're like, done. You go to turn in, you turn on your paper. He's like, I know none of you have jobs. Yeah. But imagine you did have one.

Starting point is 01:02:19 You were working 40 hours a week. You turn in your pig slip for your 40 hour work slip. No, no. And you're like, okay, here's my 40 hours. And then your boss is like, for your 40 hour work sleep no no slip and you're like okay here's my 40 hours and then your boss is like oh you didn't do this one thing so you don't get paid for any of the work you did that is what happens you are submitting something you're like dope it's all done okay fuck i spent 40 to 80 hours doing this and then afterward like nope you don't get paid for that and yeah that's terrifying to a lot of the guys

Starting point is 01:02:45 yeah when i post a video and then they're like hey nico we demonetize this and you get zero dollars and i'm like fuck and then i have a new video go out like two days later and they're like hey we don't like the cursing you did in this one so that one's i'm like okay so i've just made like three to four videos now dude and no views also when they do that your views are fucking that's see that they go down that's why all my views went down bro they went back and took down dude almost all my videos were like limited ads now and i'm like oh yeah they're like you curse too much and i actually bleeped out all of my uh curse words for like the last like eight months six months of all my videos people like oh why are you doing i'm like bro youtube is like really coming for my life like they do not like fuck with me at all and then they're like oh you're christian too much and i'm like oh i'm bleeping it all out

Starting point is 01:03:34 though they're like yeah but we this is what fucked up they're like we know you are cussing though even though it's bleeped out and i'm like i think you were the one who told me we didn't know about that yeah yeah you have to like cut the segment or some shit. In full. Like in full almost. In full. And then my, it wasn't until like some people on YouTube were like, oh, well,

Starting point is 01:03:49 no, that Nico's not breaking the guidelines. Beep. It had, you have to literally cut the entire. But no beep period? No. No.

Starting point is 01:03:56 Just, just no, just cut the audio. The beep is comedic time. Oh. Yeah. Oh, you.

Starting point is 01:04:00 Yeah. And it took Fox ever to get out of that. You mother Frenchers. Yeah. You pee pee heads. Yeah yeah that's all my views because now i have like 30 yellows all of my videos and i'm like oh my god and they did to all my shorts too oh my the shorts are bad shorts they do well yeah because i post like 27 shorts a day just on like youtube amongst all mine so now i have like hundreds and hundreds of yeah over like almost probably close to a thousand yellows.

Starting point is 01:04:26 So now all my long form and short form are just like on views. And I'm like, what do I do? I was like, I have a very loving content and I don't go for nobody's throat. I'm like, why are you fucking with me? I'm like, whatever. I ain't going nowhere.

Starting point is 01:04:37 So you'd be wasting your fucking time. I think that's one thing a lot of people don't talk about when it comes to Conagrage. Everyone hears us throw out the words, demonetize, age restricted. Yeah. The video goes yellow for us. It gives us a yellow icon. What that does, not only does it mean you don't

Starting point is 01:04:49 make money on it, which everyone's like, well, you do sponsors. Okay, you're right. $2. From the YouTube ad. When we fill sponsors in, but the biggest problem with a video being age-restricted, demonetized, it goes yellow, whatever the reason. The reach.

Starting point is 01:05:05 That video is no longer shown organically to anyone. Our subscribers, our people have to go and find our videos. We're not gonna get hit an algorithm. We're not gonna get picked up. We're not gonna gain any new viewers. No new viewers means no views. No views means as sponsors, nobody wants to come in, which means we don't get to continue doing this.

Starting point is 01:05:22 That's like the biggest hit to all of this is what's unique right now his views are tanking because all his videos are age-restricted and once they see you getting tons of age-restricted videos why are they going to put your videos in the algorithm why are you going to be picked up why are they going to recommend you to anybody no new viewers means you just go down yeah once you have a finite pool of viewers which is one reason i never start gun stuff i was like well why don't you start guns there was a finite pool of gun viewers yep gun tubers are struggling to grow on most platforms so once you've used your gun tuber viewer platform like organically you got nothing yep fuck you mr. Video game VR the boys

Starting point is 01:06:05 doing smart plays as we sit here on a podcast and talk for an hour and 30 minutes like we have a difficult God, I wish it was that easy for us. Okay, that's whatever, Mr. Go home and get paid to play Harry Potter.

Starting point is 01:06:33 Exactly. Exactly. whatever mister go home and get paid to play harry potter exactly i'm gonna shut the fuck up now it's like i'm gonna be quiet but it is sketch i mean like i don't watching the ig stuff now where i'm like i don't even like fn i love fm and i will do content for them it is so sketch how i'm trying to integrate their weapons into my skits without being like, gone. I'm like, oh. I'm like, bag. I know. And I'm like, bye-bye. And they count deleted. IG, when you get shadow banned, that is.

Starting point is 01:06:57 Oh, yeah. You want to see what it looks like? Because they leave a message now on your stuff. Like, I have a message on my phone. I'll show you right now. It says, Nico, it says, we are not showing you organically on reals. Oh no, yeah, yeah, yeah, here, I'll show you. That's new to me.

Starting point is 01:07:09 I stopped posting gun stuff months ago. January 1st, they said, you're done. Or maybe a little bit into like December. They're like, oh, you're done. That'd be so great when you're 90 days up. What were you saying, Nick? Oh, just, all you gotta do, I mean, just make it more kid-friendly, higher guns.

Starting point is 01:07:22 Oh yeah. You just put a little, I'm gonna make a play kid-friendly. Hire guns. Oh, yeah. You just put a little... I'm going to make a play-doh, a pacifier. Yeah, just with the barrel. Just put two little googly eyes on there, like a mustache, and be like, Hi, I'm Barry the Barrel. Just like, I shoot 1.7 twist rate.

Starting point is 01:07:38 That is in the depths of your Instagram settings on your account. They literally tell you, your stuff will not be recommended. I've never seen this before. Yeah, no, you literally dude, I was, I thought my content and everything, I thought I was falling off. I thought I was like, my content was shit. Why is your phone so

Starting point is 01:07:54 small? Bitch, we talked about this. I got two phones. This is my tiny phone. Where's that ad? Don't blame it on your phone. Alright, so if you guys go into, so start by clicking on the... Go to your profile. Click on the top right. You know, the hamburger.

Starting point is 01:08:10 Then you're going to click on settings. I love doing this during a pod. Shut up. Okay, we go here. You're such a fucking old man. Go hamburger. That's called hamburger? How did you not know it was a hamburger?

Starting point is 01:08:25 Settings, and then you click on account. Account. And then you click on account status. Account status. And then it'll be in there. Ha! Double greens. Damn. Yep. I got a green and a yellow. I got yellow yellow.

Starting point is 01:08:41 I got double greens, baby. Wait, you're double green. Batty, what are you? Green and a yellow yellow I got double greens baby wait you're double green batty what are you green and a yellow because I have a in review comment from March 24th and they will fuck you on that you will until forever be have a slight

Starting point is 01:08:58 little bit of fucking you know what the comment is oh it's probably something stupid because I've had it's me tagging somebody and say gotta break that neck because it was me showing my i was doing this and somebody's look like like oh man you breaking that i'm like gotta break that neck oh my god it's the fucking the call of duty skit yeah yeah and and so if you guys are wondering why your views and shit went down there you go so i have to remove this completely no it's it's it's set i have no idea how to get rid of it that's wild it's unless. I have no idea how to get rid of it.

Starting point is 01:09:25 That's wild. Unless you have an appeal button or something. Well, they say this content can't be recommended to non-followers. Do I just edit, remove this post, or disagree with decision? See, I don't have those options. I just have seek community guidelines, and mine says closed. Dang. I've been trying to get the

Starting point is 01:09:45 freaking check mark on. Okay, my record. It's impossible now. Yeah, I know. Actually, you have a chance to get one. I've done it three times. You have to have actual like if you can get like your famous birthdays and like two news articles, you'd be good.

Starting point is 01:10:05 Yeah. That's why I got one. Two valid, valid news articles. That's probably why. You can't just show you have a following. You have to have been documented by a validated like company

Starting point is 01:10:15 and or news outlet. I did a, I did a, I did a freaking magazine piece. Like when my YouTube was just starting in Dallas, like a long time ago. I could probably grab that. So and then you just need one more and if you have like famous birthdays or something

Starting point is 01:10:29 like that, which is like a mediocre source, it's usually good once you have those three. Yeah, just something that's like, oh, they've looked somebody's put your fucking name somewhere online. Yeah, I actually just had some random like some random freaking tweet. I think it was a tweet

Starting point is 01:10:46 or an email. I can't remember. But it was like, congratulations, your narrator on living 10,000 days. And I was like, what? Am I in a game? You're in a Japanese anime? Achievement unlocked. I actually Googled it and I was like,

Starting point is 01:11:02 if my birthday is September 15th, 1995, like I just got this email, is it actually, and it was actually 10,000 days. And I'm like, who are you? Get the fuck out of here. The chase has begun. You're like, oh, oh, oh, oh. You have accumulated 10,000 days.

Starting point is 01:11:28 9,999. You're a month older than me. Respect you. I know you guys are both little babies. He's turning 40 and I'm turning like 39 to this. Oh yeah. How's your neck? My neck hurts so bad, dude. It's not, and it's not a one day. It's 39 to this. Oh yeah. How's your neck? My neck hurts so bad, dude.

Starting point is 01:11:45 It's not. And it's not a one day. It's not two days. Oh, it gets worse. Last week, I couldn't look left. I had to do this because I slept wrong. This week, I went to hug my girl. I did this and I turned my head at the same time

Starting point is 01:11:57 and it was like, I fell over. It hurts so bad, dude. Isn't it weird to think you used to sleep on rocks and in my room? And like all fucked up like this and now you're like i can't look left on your thousand dollar pillows and your multi-thousand dollar bed you have like a fucking pillow we are living on clouds just rich clouds and you're just like, oh! You're like rolling off the bed sideways.

Starting point is 01:12:27 How old are you turning this year? 38. God damn, you're old. I turned 33 literally. I can't even sleep without like the elevator. You're still cute though, bro. It's fine. The elevated pillow? Yeah. I have to have like, when I set my pillow up, I'm like, okay.

Starting point is 01:12:44 But I sleep on the floor half the time. Really? That doesn't surprise me. You got PTSD or some shit you hide from. He's under the bed. I sleep like shoulder touching the bed, bro. Because I like, bro, you all think I'm a freak on drugs. I feel like people are like watching me and shit.

Starting point is 01:12:59 I just feel comfortable like being like low to the ground. I'm sleeping on like a hard surface. It feels good like on my back. Because my back is like fucked up. Do you see a therapist? Yeah, they're like you fucked up I'm sleeping like this. It's like this. I figured it was right. It was just there. You're one of those,

Starting point is 01:13:30 the Japanese onsen or whatever. The beds are just like flat on the floor. Oh, they roll out? Oh, yeah. No, he's on the carpet. It's just a carpet. No, no, bitch. The floor now is fucking,

Starting point is 01:13:42 bitch, my shit is white tile, white marble tile on the ground, so I'd just be sleeping on that, and I got a sheet or a blanket over me. I'm a freak, bro. You're a menace, bro. What do you mean? I'm a menace.

Starting point is 01:13:52 You would love to visit Japan. We're Black Air Forces. I was born a menace, okay? Oh, my God. You would love Japan. When you get your Airbnbs in Japan, they are going to roll out... Bro, remember I stole your shoe?

Starting point is 01:14:03 Yeah. First time I met you, I mailed that shit to Australia. How much did did we how much did that shoe make two grand oh yeah no well i sold one shoe was sold for like two grand the other shoe sold for like 1700 yeah oh no yeah it was a lot yeah let's shoot left shoe was two two thousand dollars you sold it for am i right shoe you sold it like he came on the podcast after he flew here from Australia. Hey, there you go. He took your shoe. How much people signed it and mailed that shoe to fucking Australia? I forgot.

Starting point is 01:14:29 That charity stream, you'll have to do it. Because it was his first time us meeting. Yeah, it was the first time. We've done it. And then we were like, our community is fucking toss money. And we get drunk as shit that day. And then we walk in like, that was the first time meeting him and his community. I was literally talking about this today at the range. Yeah yeah i was walking over to nico's like how much you

Starting point is 01:14:49 raised he had like six thousand i was like oh so this is the poor community got it what ain't nobody beat me yeah baddie got first yeah i also only had like 90 000 subs on YouTube at the time. I was like the smallest of small dudes. You had like 800,000 followers. No, you had over a million on goddamn TikTok. He had three on TikTok at that time. I had like 1.7 on TikTok.

Starting point is 01:15:18 I had 100,000, if not less, on Twitch. I never streamed. I just started streaming. Let's get ready to run. They just start jerking each other off. Bigger than your charity. All I know is I did more than Eli. So fuck you.

Starting point is 01:15:38 It's all on that. Cause that's why I play. Yeah. Cause I went there the next day and you're like, I raised this and I was like, bitch, you beat me. Cause I've always like a second or third. Yeah. And. I was like, bitch, you beat me because I'm always like second or third. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:15:46 And then when you left, I was like, I don't know. When you made that comment, we were at like $5,000, $6,000. And then the next one you came in, they're like, what y'all's? I was like $36,000. I was like, what? Because I was like, man, I did like 20 something thousand. I was like, dope. This is in a day and a half.

Starting point is 01:16:01 We usually we just go. Normally we do like 12 hours. But Nico, me and Nick, I We do like 12 hours, but Nico, me and Nick, I stayed to like, you're the only person who stayed like somewhat close. Yeah. I was still like,

Starting point is 01:16:11 I was still going nuts. So I stayed to like three or 4 a.m. Yeah. And then Matt said, uh, you, he came the next morning and you're still screaming or some shit. I was like, I'm like,

Starting point is 01:16:19 I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

Starting point is 01:16:20 I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

Starting point is 01:16:23 I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm Dude, I'm powering through the air. Thanks for the donation. Can I get some pepper? We go hard for bootcamping. We try.

Starting point is 01:16:34 I was like, well, I can do one good thing with my life, I guess. That's some good karma. That's the one we want to do this. It doesn't pick up for all the bad stuff. I'll do a good thing. We just do one good thing. It barely scratches the iceberg. It doesn't matter.

Starting point is 01:16:49 It doesn't matter about how much good and how much bad. It's which one you did before you kicked the bucket. Oh, so I'd be a dickhead now. I'm going to ride a red old Spice up right after a charity. Right after the charity.

Starting point is 01:17:05 Good job, guys. Pow! We're like, wow, he's going to heaven for sure. Good luck with that. I don't know how you're going to edit that the right way. Apparently, he needed the boot campaign. 21. That shit was fucking.

Starting point is 01:17:24 God, that was a pretty wild time to just meet somebody. You just showed up and we got pissed drunk and started smashing chairs. Yeah, I was literally about to be, I was like, we just throwing, breaking chairs and shit. Yeah. I don't know how we even break that fucking TV. We had that one joke on TV.

Starting point is 01:17:39 Oh, to the right, that had everybody's scores and shit up on there. Dude, we were smashing chairs. Oh, this is an event. Like a once a year event, brother. I literally put a chair up. Everybody scores and shit up on there. We were smashing. Oh, this is an event Hendo came in from ek fluid and he was like I know how to drink and then he he was passed out by like 2 p.m He's like You guys drink way more than I thought was possible.

Starting point is 01:18:08 We're all retarded veterans. We just drink alcohol. You're really good at it. Our livers are built different. They're not built. They're dead. They're dying. They're just gone. They're like sleeping. No!

Starting point is 01:18:21 Oh god. That was fun, though. Yeah, it was interesting meeting everybody for the first time, for sure. And now we hang out too much. Yeah. Like three times a year, it's too much. I need to go one time this year. I was done.

Starting point is 01:18:36 Fuck that guy. Just wait until that fucking table gets to my house. Oh, yeah. We got... What? So he's a D&D nerd, and I'm a D&D nerd. We're currently both flexing our D&D cocks and he's going with a sexy huge D&D nerd table. Like a cranking like it's a or if you want to go.

Starting point is 01:18:56 Okay. That's just fancy shit. Crazy medieval shit. You really do be. It's going in the upper floor and I'm replacing all the carpet up there with the same wood that i have throughout the house but i'm also turning the all the walls ever like i'm gonna hang like led torches it's gonna be a tavern in that room dude that's a lot of content to be made that's what i did too comes out that shit gonna that's the thing and the best part is up there it already

Starting point is 01:19:22 has a built-in wet bar so that is like the taverns drinking area. It's a wet bar built in. We get to fuck. Okay, I didn't know that part. Yeah. He's like, listen, I can go to your house. Hold the fuck on.

Starting point is 01:19:34 You got a wet bar up there. What? Yeah, it'll be fun. I just ordered a new, like a medieval chandelier. Like a, I have mine. I gotta get it installed still.

Starting point is 01:19:44 I haven't found a contractor to come put it in. Dude, there's so much work installing all those motherfuckers. It's like chains and shit. They're heavy. Things are fucking huge. It's nuts, man. Just paying for shipping basically the whole time. Just all this heavy ass shit.

Starting point is 01:19:58 How much was that to ship? Or did they just drop it off? Edgewood work from Vermont. Thank you, man. All right. They shipped that to me. So I found a guy. Actually, he found me because he knew I was from Vermont. I had just moved to Texas.

Starting point is 01:20:11 And he made it. Obviously, I had to move with it. But he made it. Did all this fucking lined it with LED. So you can like pop open the tiles and change out the strip colors. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, I mean, fuck you. But he went, it's like metal cages for the bulbs

Starting point is 01:20:31 and it's all built with fillet. You shit. It's oh my God. Shout out to I forgot your name on Etsy. Damn. Oh my God. That's fucked up. I love you.

Starting point is 01:20:43 Wait, did your house at my house? We're good. Yeah. Oh you. Did you pay or did you not pay? We're good. Did you pay though or did you not pay? No, of course I paid. Okay, then fuck him. You don't owe me anything on that. Unless they were like, yeah, just give me a shout out and you're one opportunity for the shout out.

Starting point is 01:20:58 You're like, whatever your name is on it. Everybody who's been asking, because I get this goddamn question, I see it in our comments. We are going to do D&D stuff. Give us time. We're is on it. Everybody who's been asking, cause I get this goddamn question. I see it in our comments. We are going to do D and D stuff. Give us time. We're working on it. It's going to happen.

Starting point is 01:21:10 Everybody's been asking for it. I know it's a lot of work. Thousand points of light. It's coming. It's a lot of fucking work. No, this is easy stuff. We just set up cameras and forget to hit play on one of them.

Starting point is 01:21:22 The easy stuff. Those are like that that like in my head i'm just like oh this is okay i gotta just prep everything and plan it and light it okay this is gonna be a lot of fucking to make it look good no is there wait are we missing a light was there a light off the comments on this newest video people were like oh a couple of lights were out oh bro that's a great troll no no i looking and I just realized I haven't seen anything. I literally just saw the, as you were talking about Mr. He flickers.

Starting point is 01:21:50 Yeah. Now I gotta look at the newest episode. Hold on. There was a lot of comments being like, oh, lights are out. And I'm like, which lights? Which one? Are they fucking with us? Oh, y'all motherfuckers.

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