Unsubscribe Podcast - 97 - GarandThumb Versus Texas ft. GarandThumb & Micah Mayfield

Episode Date: March 16, 2023

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Don't let your kids listen to this. I was actually going to say, I hope my mom doesn't Google this. I worry every day that my children watch my... They do. This is the one thing I would worry if it's true. Dude, by the way, that is the weirdest thing is my daughter and son. Now that they're at school, they're like, oh, yeah, like all my friends watch you. Isn't that weird?

Yeah, we need to do more video game things. References. Just to bring in the audience. So, guys, when I was playing Roblox with my bros. You seen that new Roblox mod? No, I don't. With the guns. It's insane.

Pixel. I wanted to try it, to be honest. Clean's all about it. No, I don't put the guns. It's insane. Pixel. I wanted to try it to be honest. Cleen's all about it. Yeah. Yeah, I was just talking to Cleen about maybe helping us with our live stream. Oh, cool. Oh, Cleen's good too.

Well, mainly because he does range live stream. I was like, what is your wisdom on that? Gun run bags. Thank you. Batty, can you? So it sounds like I spoke a question Yeah, and Betty he's pouring my drink Yeah, look our our whole book

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That's a shot. Yeah. Thank you. These are literal shot glasses. I don't believe it. What? Fake news. Just don't believe it.

Yeah. Okay. Fox News. CNN over here. This is very hostile right now. It's not going to get any better either way right now. There's more to Shaw. I know Shaw. It's racially ambiguous and batty.

That guy's fucking ridiculous. We don't know. Best not to ask yourself why. But my friend, you've arrived. Welcome to Unsubscribe. Okay, let's see if I can do this. 15 seconds. 15 seconds.

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Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. As always, you can like, double tap myself. I don't do that much. I don't do that much. I don't do that much. I don't do that much. I don't do that much. I don't do that much.

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We have a grand thumb, of course, Mike. And here, here. I just missed a house payment. We just talked about credit scores before you guys got here. What? Why? I don't know, because we're old. I'm 38.

I'm 38. Yeah, that's what I talk about. How old are you? 18. No. At least old are you? 18. No. At least old enough to drink it. What's the drinking age in Texas? Yeah, 21, where everywhere is.

Well, Texas has some really weird, like, do they? Sundays. You can't drink on Sundays. I'm 20. You can drink. You can. You can't buy. You can't buy on Sundays?

No. You can't buy hard alcohol. I went to a barbecue place and all the taps were shut down, but I'm 27 years old. Jesus goes to sleep on Sundays. He can't serve you alcohol. He closes his eyes. God rested that day.

He rested just like Chick-fil-A. No Jesus and chicken sandwiches. It's over. Jesus and chicken sandwiches. It's mid. The Lord's chicken. Chick-fil-A. And the guys. It's mid. The Lord's chicken. It's mid. Chick-fil-A is not.

It's not that good. What's better than Chick-fil-A? You're gonna say like Popeye. Yeah, you're like, oh, what a burger. Cane's. I don't even know what that is. Raisin Cane's is not that good. Shut the fuck up.

Bill's barbecue. Bill Murray's barbecue. Bill Murray's is pretty good. Is that fried chicken though? Bill Murray. Yeah, yes. The Bill Murray was like, I'm gonna start a fried chicken.

King is so much better than Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A is just chicken with market. Why the fuck do we have great thumbs and mic on we're talking about Chick-fil-A? This is the debate we're going into? Yes! Cause first off, you guys are wrong. Chick-fil-A is amazing.

Chick-fil-A ballistic test. And there we go. Is this how your ideas? What? What is the devilish and ranch? Yeah. Which one stops at the nine millimeter bullet? I swear to fuck he's done that before.

You have just Chick-fil-A chickens lined up. He's done that? Has he done that? He probably has. He did it with like burgers or some shit maybe. Chicken sandwiches. Jell-O, I don't know, all of it. Oh my God.

Welcome, guys. I'm so excited. So fatty. Dude, you're drinking? I heard you like Texas. I fucking hate Texas, dude. Yeah, you're so excited to be here. He yelled at the Enterprise lady,

he's like, I fucking hate Texas. I did not. I did not. I didn't say that. No, I think you actually said. Okay, to be clear, I spent a lot of time here training, you know, with the military and it's hot as balls. The grass is terrible.

We turned the heat up in the house to make sure. I know, I feel like, so my taint is sweating. The bugs are, the ants are like huge and they'll bite you and you get those like welts and everything, they suck. It's like a sick, it's the worst. Oh, Texas is so great, I love being outside and you're outside for like a minute and then, they suck. It's like a zit. And people are like, oh, Texas is so great. I love being outside. And you're outside for like a minute and then you die.

Jesus, you really hate Texas? No, dude, it's bad. It's hot. It's bad. Okay, during the summer, do you spend like more than an hour outside? Is it because of the brown people? Jesus. I love that natural reaction.

I knew it was coming. I knew it. I was like, punch in on that. That was my favorite reaction I've ever seen. You were like, I knew it was coming. I knew it. I knew it. I was like, punch in on that. That was my favorite reaction I've ever seen. You were like, mmm. That was pretty. That really got you off guard there. That was the opinion of the DOD.

That was, that was. You look a privilege in the encyclopedia. It's that face where you're like, ugh. I love Texas. See why I sit on this side of the table? I love Texas. I don't like the weather. What do you like about Texas? Culture.

They do a lot for the firearms community in general. Nationwide. That's pretty much it. Everything else kind of does suck. Business tax is amazing. It's sticky. Also, do you collect VA disability? Yeah.

You get free property tax if you hit 100%. It doesn't matter how big your fucking house. So you get free property tax if you hit 100%. It doesn't matter how big your fucking house is. You get free property taxes. There we go. That's a no-go. But like private land. It's just like there's no BLM land out here. It's like all private.

Yeah. It's not that expensive. There's no BLM land out here? There's 1,200 acre ranch for brcc like right there it's four miles down the road yeah but i like want to like you can go there do whatever you want we got zebras zebra we have a few zonkey wait wait zonkey's dead the zonkey died zonkey died so zonkey is a zebra and a donkey can fuck and they make a zonkey that has to be pretty tragic actually because i don't even know the story behind the zonkey,

but hearing zonkey and hearing he's dead makes me pretty sad. Okay, first off, zebras are assholes. Just if you didn't. They are aggressive motherfuckers. They kill each other. Yeah, dude, they're territorials. Fuck. They do not.

Zonkey and donkey, they had a great relationship. They would hang out. There's a murderer out there. Yeah. Good God. Oh, my God. Is that recorded? I don't want to.

Can we leak the footage? I don't want to go to the ranch anymore. There's a murder on the ranch. It's just zebras walking around with colors. Like, yo, what's up, SA? Got the wrong colors on. It's Grable. Zonkey kicked him.

Oh, God. I just pictured him. That's so good. How long was Zonky alive? A while. Zonky was there for years. Was he reaching his time though? Was he old? No, Zonky wasn't that old. How come he didn't defend himself? One of the zebras is old as fuck, which they killed that one too. And then they drag the corpse out and leave it away from where they do shit.

They are fucking assholes. Oh my. What'd they shoot it with? They, I don't know. Probably a nine mil, maybe a high point. Blue songs. Jesus. Zebras and their little hooves like.

And then they like walking away. Fuck that donkey dog. It's like what the plot for Madagascar 3. The plot of Madagascar 3. There it is. Too much.

I'm so happy you guys are here. I have so many questions. We went through. I'm sorry. I'm apologizing now. Batty came up with these two. We got some good ones. We found out you're a fucking nerd and you're becoming a nerd, which I love that.

This whole set made me really excited. Dude, he walked in with a boner. My pants are tight right now. It's true, it's true. I'm a pants tight right now. What's your favorite anime? He got shorts on. Demon Slayer, Naruto, and then probably My Hero Academia in that order.

Wait, wait, who? First Mark? There it is, dude. Yeah, it's that one. Dang, dude. I like anime too. I watched- Mickey Mouse.

You watched- Spirited Away. I mean, that is- Okay. No, I mean, it spirited away. I mean that is- Okay, no, I mean- It's laughable. That's white girl anime. No, what is laughable is this, who's the director? Oh, oh, oh, oh, give me one second.

Hold on, hold on. It's Studio Ghibli. He got the Gibles. That good? Yeah. Color me fucking surprised, bro. Grand Thomas. Yeah.

I watched attack on Titan for one season. I couldn't take it. It's too much season. Yeah. It was too much. It was stupid. He, he told me to tell him the whole plot. No, he was into it. He was into it.

But he goes, okay, just tell me what happens. Too much talking in the head. So he wanted to know what happened. Did you hit him with the dub or the sub? Ah, it's all you. You were in Japan when you watched it. I was in Japan when I watched it. Yeah.

Oh, you guys watch dub? You watch dub in Japan? That's insulting. No, sub, sub. Oh, you should've watched dub. That doesn't sound right. Subtitles. You think English is better?

You guys watch dub? I'm on my phone too much, bro. I can't be trying to read while i'm that's fair that's fair i watch sub yeah you're only okay weird but but no 100 sub attack on titans was literally like it was like a 15 minute how old like 20 minute episode yeah it was like one minute of shit's actually happening and like 18 minutes of a character who's about to die that episode who's like my entire life And it's just like one shot of him, like zooming through the air.

He's like, my entire life has led up to me attacking this Titan and he just dies at the end. That's dude 20. It's Game of Thrones. So the first five seasons of Game of Thrones. No, no, Game of Thrones does like character development. I would, you can. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I get what you're saying. I, I, I, I, a hundred. Okay. You can't compare Game of Thrones to Attack on Titan. I'm going to do it like this. So you guys just. I have a hundred. Okay. I'm going to do it like this. So you guys just thrones and attack. This is how it is. So you had 22 guy.

This is the, if you episode, you guys did a really good episode. You fucking crushed it. An anime episode would have been like this. He would have walked up to the fire line. You're talking would have stopped. Everyone's talking with stopping.

He's like, I got to make the shot. I have to, they flew me out this far and it is embarrassing. My family's gonna disown me. The camera's gonna flip over here. He's like, no, no, no. And then it zooms back. And then the camera goes. He's like, he's like, camera's in his mouth.

And then once the shot goes off, you watch the bullet through the air for like three minutes. And he's like, camera's in his mouth. And then once the shot goes off, you watch the bullet through the air for like three minutes. And he's like, oh my God. And it goes back and then it's like his mom. She's like, 22 man, come in. He's like, mama. She's like, I always knew you were gonna make the shot. And then it's like him growing up and like mentoring his kids

and then it goes back to the bullet in the air. And then it goes to him. It can see you guys like this. You're like, this, he's never gonna do it. And then we're like, he's like, yeah. And just try a 20 minute episode and finds like, this is.

He's like, that sucked. It's just this, he's like, and then it ends. Credits roll, we're out. It's just this, it's like, and then it ends. Credits roll, we're out. You guys just admitted that anime sucks. I know it's all in the head. I watched Dragon Ball Z growing up.

I watched 1,040 episodes of One Piece. You finished One Piece? I'm current on it. Dude, okay, calm down. Because it sucks. Actually, it was the only thing I would watch while I was working out. It was entertainment. We just, interdial?

I would just sit there on the treadmill and be like, three episodes of One Piece. Don't say working out then. Yeah, let's not work it out. Don't look at me! I hear working out, and I'm like, you've been doing it for years. I picture this.

If you wanna burn fat, you keep your heart rate at what? Like 136? But no. Am I dumb? Yes. Don't look at me for help, bro. I haven't been to a gym in three years. Like, don't worry.

Listen, we're working. We're working. We're working on it. We're getting there. We're getting there with you. Guys, you want to get jacked? Walk around the block eight times. Micah.

What? What? What? One piece made me jacked. walk around the block eight times. Micah. Okay, One Punch Man. I'm a fucking nice pirate coming over here. Welcome to Unsub, bro. Half our audience is like, what's fucking anime? What's a ton of cartoons still?

Everybody click this podcast like, yo, I'm gonna gonna hear grins i'm talking about sick guns that that's one of the notes i took but that's very though that's anime right what is it is anime core anime no it studio ghibli is more studios did copy studio ghibli but that's that dude fantastic uh bandit his kid to be such a fantastic artist, and now his son's pissed about it. Thank you for your service. Now his son's getting back and doing more anime. This is a good, interesting story.

Watch Berserk. I don't... Berserk! Why not? Yeah, it's just really shitty software porn. There's not much inner... But there's no inner dialogue. That is just straight... It's the whole anime. It was like back not much inner... But there's no inner dialogue.

That is just straight. It's the whole anime. It was like back in the day when you had LimeWire or Kazaa and you'd download porn, but it was just like a five-second anime. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. So many...

Oh, Kazaa and those... Heather, I deep throat. Yeah, I mean, everyone knew her. She's back. Yeah. Oh, have you seen the cannons on her? Oh, her breasts. Yeah.

Her boobs. I'm not a boob guy. I'm not a boob guy. I'm assuming an ass guy unless it's something random. He's like, I'm into feet. I'm like, oh, okay. Big toes. Just huge, massive, honker toes. I never understood.

I never understood boobs like big boobs. I can't get it. It's like, what are you, baby? You want like, yes, I guess. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I never thought about it that deep. I've never looked at it.

I just don't get asses. They shit out that thing. No, I fucking partake in that. I'm just, I'm an equal opportunist, man. Yes. I walked myself into. I was like, please. Find those standards, yes, sir. I know you're a toilet.

Like, what are you? Boobs and ass, and it's all great. I walked myself into a conversation that I regret immediately. I reviewed big boobs. I'm in a huge. I reviewed mommy milkers. You big puss lips are my thing.

Abby Shapiro. Abby Shapiro. Mommy milk I review Mommy Milkers. Dude, big puss lips are my thing. Abby Shapiro. Abby Shapiro. Mommy Milkers review. Good Lord. Charlie's going to get a tattoo of her. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is. I'm into curtains.

Just meat curtains. Huge ones. Right? Is that your thing too? Meat curtains? Yeah. Yeah, sure. Puss flags.

Don't look at me. What is happening, bro? This is Eli. Guys, if you watch a single episode of this podcast... This is why I sit across the table. I came in here to be surprised. Oh my God. I'm familiar with everyone involved, but I'm sorry. I'd like to formally apologize on behalf of Unsubscribe. Yeah.

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one weapon for war oh okay, one weapon for war. Ooh. Ooh. Okay. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. I need more qualifiers here. Why the fuck do you, the fucking world in here, bro? You don't need to know what kind of zombie apocalypse. It could be cordyceps. They're running. Yeah. Cordyceps zombies.

I like, oh my boy. Cordyceps? Cordyceps. Get in here. Well, last of us actually. High five in front of me. Okay. Cordyceps. Here you are.

Cordyceps. AR-15. Yes. Two, two, three ammo. It 223 ammo. It's everywhere. I can replace my barrel. Billions of rounds. I don't need to rip it. Last of us, they were like, oh, we're out of 223 ammo.

How? There's billions of 223. No. Didn't they say like 98% of the population is wiped out when that, okay, then how the, where the fuck did all the 223s go? There is a lot of 223 in a bunker somewhere. A lot.

Dude, people don't understand. Where's Dick's? Dick's Sporting Goods has more 223. You're getting on the wrong thing. The military has so much the 223s. There is a lot of 223 in a bunker somewhere. A lot. Dude, people don't understand. Where's Dick's? Dick's Sporting Goods has more 223s. You've been on the wrong thing. The military has so much ammo stockpiled. You know what, MA-55, you have no idea. How old were you when we were in 2003 or 2005?

How old was I? 17, 2003 or 17. So 2003, the Cordyceps battle happens, and now what are you doing? Because there's no internet. There's no nothing. Almost 40. Your math is terrible. I'm 36.

That's the upper echelon of 36. So it'd be almost late 30s. Late 30s. It's like mid 30s. No. So I happen to be late 30s. He's 38. That's late 30s.

You're late 30s too. I'm old. 36. 35 is mid 30s. Cut off is 36. Yeah. I'm still mid 30s then. 37.

I'll be late 30s. There you go. There you go. There you go. We're old. You just admit, you just, you're old. Moral of the story is a lot of AR-15 out there. But it's also 2000 when that happened. AR-15.

What was the other thing? But imagine you don't know this shit. He knows though. No, you can't, you can't say. Oh yeah, war, what are you bringing? Also, what is your fucking weaponry? So you're doing an AR-15? Dude, you're mad.

Absolutely. What is with the stigma? AK-47, end of the world gun. I don't want an AK. I don't give a fuck about an AK. Why would I want that? What do you want? Yeah, what do you want?

If I'm, I'm going to guess for you. Why am I getting a pistol? Why the fuck would I want a pistol? You want my 509? No. Edge fucking ported... No, like a... Assault rifle, Eric.

BRN 180 or anything that's fucking a direct... BRN one... I didn't mean to say it that way. I love you, Brown House. I came out with the... No, no, no, it's just a very obscure riot. Yeah, why the BRN one? Why the that specifically?

I hate gas blowback in my face. And ARs are the fucking worst platform. You can... Oh! What ARs are you shooting that have gas blowback in my face. And ARs are the fucking worst platform. You can. What ARs are you shooting that have gas blowback? What in the worst opinion? Okay. I think the only AR I've ever shot that really kicked in my face was like my five inch 300 blackout when I had a can on it. There you go. There you go.

Dude, I have so many. It's probably because you're using FN guns. FN? That wasn't from my vocabulary. What AR is gas where you're getting gas in your face? You shoot like 30 rounds

in a single second, which I don't know in a zombie apocalypse if you'd want that. Yes, you would want to suppress it. You're wrong. An AR-15 is like

easily a 700-yard gun. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I know. I've done combat. I know. I know. I've done combat. I know. I like it. Did you pull up and see the purple heart?

I'm just saying. You're welcome for my service. How'd you get hurt? I broke my neck. How? Jumping. What was it like deploying guys? You what? What was it like deploying guys? You what? What was it like deploying? You have an American sniper that's never deployed.

Tax pay dollars at work right here. They're working. They're working. Okay. Pistol mark 23. And a war also? Wait, a mark 23? Yeah.

Why? Rifle AR-15, pistol mark 23. Why the mark 23? Did you see mine? No, you have a mark 23? You didn't show Rifle AR-15, pistol Mark 23. Why the Mark 23? Did you see mine? No, you have a Mark 23? You didn't show him? I have a Mark 23. I have a 1998 Mark 23 with lamb device.

Oh. Oh my goodness. That's better than your Mark 23. Non-fire. Mark 23. Non-fire. Mark 23, actually, maybe I'm overextending. That might be, I'm going to like hell.

I want to murder Satan. Wait, a Mark 23? Why are you taking that to kill Satan? Because it's a fucking tank, dude I'm overextending. That might be I'm going to hell. I want to murder Satan. Wait, Mark 23? Why are you taking that to kill Satan? Because it's a fucking tank, dude. Yeah, trust me. I know. Remember, it choked up a meatball tank. There's no mud in hell.

Well, there might be. Blood. It's a 30,000 round. I'll take a Glock 19. I'll take a Glock 19. If I have a rifle. Never been fired. And I want a pistol. I want. I've never been fired. I want a pistol that I can conceal, like a Glock 19. You can't conceal.

No, Glock's gonna shoot when you pull the trigger down. This is the size of a regular size AR-15. If I were to have a pistol, Mark 23, if I had a rifle, AR-15. Oh, oh, you said we're picking exclusive topics. One or the other. One or the other, okay. Yeah, oh. You said we're picking exclusive topics. One or the other. One or the other. Okay.

No shotgun? I would take a breaded 93R. 93R? What? Why not? It's so cool. I get to choose whatever I want. Yeah, you're right.

It'd be cool. My bad, though. It's already in the world. Fuck it. Yeah. Okay, so pistol for zombie. Did you see Romeo plus Juliet? Yes.

They're cool pistols. Did you see my remake? Oh yeah. Bro. That's the one school. Yeah. Did you see my pistol? Leonardo DiCaprio? Yeah.

Did you see my comment in it? It says, Como estas bitches. Yeah. Wait, look at this. Look at this. Oh. My comment to that is Como estas bitches.

No one understood. Everyone's like, Oh, cartel gun. I'm like, no Romeo Juliet Capulel gun i'm like no romeo juliette capulets yes what a great amateur oh my god yeah that's a throwback i haven't thought about that in 10 years remember when like he throws off his coat and like gets down like throws the optic on he's like i forgot oh my god i've never seen it. I watched that in school. I watched it in school.

I also watched it. Oh my God, you're right. Holy shit. I watched that in school. You would be expelled for showing another kid that movie at school nowadays. I watched that in school. Yeah, I forget that. You just unlocked a core memory right there.

Holy shit, I forgot I watched that in high school. You in high school probably. You were in kindergarten. He's just like I wasn't born. Rewind. How old are you Micah? You never answered. I said 27. Oh did you? Yeah. That's the question.

He answered. Never mind. 33. Yeah. That's a 555. Yeah. So like mid 30s. No. I mean technically he's right. Mid thirties. No, 34, 35 is mid thirties.

It's 34, 35. Oh, once you're past 35, you're just fucking old. I'm old. I'm not in this fight. I'm fucking just old. I've always been the old one in the group. No matter what group I hang out with. It's the Asian genetics.

How Asian are you though? I don't know. A good chunk in Indian. Native American. I have a very big chunk of Native American. DNA test? Yeah. The Mormon one or? No, not yet. Do you not know this? What? Yeah, like

genealogy.com. It's like, it's like Mormon Run. Oh, okay. No, is it? Yeah, they're gonna steal like your information. Gonna go to Mormon Heaven after that. Dope. No! I get a planet?

No, Ancestry, is that one okay? No, that's good. Ancestry is Mormon Run, yeah. What? Fuck! Which one isn't? All of them. John Smith got me?

Joseph. Joseph Smith got me? Guys! So I was Pokemon. World most John. John Smith! To be Joseph. Joseph Smith got me? So I was Pokemon. World most John. John Smith. To be clear. Joseph Smith.

You're good. You're going to Mormon Heaven. That covers like a base. Dude, you get a plan in. I thought it was more like Merman. Merman. Mormon. Merman.

Jason Momoa? Jason Momoa. Moana. Moana. That's a great show. I don't even know what thisoa. Moana. Moana? That's a great show. I don't even know what this is. Moana is great. I'm like right now.

I love that show, dude. Like The Rock killed it, dude. He was good. Have you guys seen that, dude? What? Have you seen Moana? It's good. Oh, shit.

Dude, there's some good songs. Is there an energy drink? What the fuck? It's just Rock Johnson, man. It's some good songs. There's no energy drink. I can fuck out. Yeah, way away. Fox dude. I got you. Song goes hard as fuck crab.

Oh, the crab song. Yeah, that thing goes goes hard as fuck to all of them do. There's not a single bad song. I got you. I got you. God,

my son does not. And so he watch the same thing over and over because he's autistic fucking cars. I've seen cars every night. Imagine this. Imagine watching cars a thousand times, but never getting a finish line. Hey, wait, wait, here's a question. Here's a question. Then what can you quote like the first full full minute of that movie? How it starts? Can you do all the lines? I bet you can't. Wait, oh my God, I hate I close my eyes.

I hate I close my eyes. I was like, speed. He entered the world. I know. Now, I can't tell you the last 20 minutes because Ryder's like, start it over. I'm like, just let me finish the goddamn. He's like, speed. I'm like, oh, stop it, Ryder's like, start it over. And I'm like, just let me finish the goddamn, he's like, speed.

I'm like, oh, stop it Ryder. All I'm gonna say is if you turn hard enough left, you're gonna find yourself going right. Turn left to go right, that makes a lot, or wait, it was right to go left, I don't know. And then he likes numbers. All I'm just gonna say is there's way too much cars, rule 34 in the world.

Mostly involving Mater. Did I show the world. Mostly involving Mater. Did I show you a lot involving Mater? Why is it Mater? Why is it Mater? Yeah. Cause he's fucking creepy when you think about it. He's a corpse collector. Did you see the one where they found the car

and the guy put it on his toe and it looked like he was sucking his toe and like looking up at him. No. That was a good one. That was a good one. I had that one saved. You had that one saved.

Yeah, I had that one saved. Fuck! You're gonna put it up on screaming. I'm going to actually send this to you. I sent them to my wife because it traumatizes her. Poor Ash. I'm going to send this to you, Fluck. Oh, God, that's real. Oh, that's way worse than I thought it was going to be.

That's real. Screen, grab that and send that to me. Yeah, yeah. I'm sending it to you right now. It's great worse than I thought it was gonna be. That's real. Michael. Yeah, yeah. I'm sending it to you right now. It's great. Fuck! That's, ooh. I'm here for you. I'm just saying it to you with no context.

I know. Oh, I am. Just text our editor. Look at him, he's looking up at your salt. No, it's nice. He must have taken a lighter and really melted that lip out. How'd he do that lip?

That's fucking, he is lighting my queen. I wanna know where to buy this. Mad speed right there lip? I have questions. He is lightning McQueen. I want to know where to buy this. That's speed right there. Sometimes I have questions I don't want answers to, but sometimes you still need to get those answers. You know, like there's things

that you're like, I'm not going to be happy about where this goes, but I'm here. I still have this fucking 5.56. What? How are we going? 7.62 by 39

has to be more plentiful. What? 7.62 by 39. to be more plentiful. What? 7.62x39. There's so many. No. I mean, maybe it depends on the part of the world you're in. That's what I mean, though. Wait, wait, wait.

When you deployed, you were like, man, I really love my M4. This thing's fucking working great in this sand environment. I didn't deploy, but yeah. Whoa, Jesus Christ, bro. Stop. Rewind. play that back in slow motion. Boom! It got in my mouth, bro. Dude, I had to wipe it off.

That was a money shot. I don't usually drink. What have you done to me? That was one and a half white claws. What? You ate. How much alcohol does it take? This has to be the second time this year

that you've drank. You ready for a halfie? Shot, no, not even shot. I can't even remember. No, no, no. I've got a film tomorrow. Dude, what the? I'm drinking a white claw.

Can you leave me alone? It's 5% alcohol. Are you gonna? Are you gonna? This guy's getting a DUI walking into the bedroom Mike's his cameraman. It's pretty standard. Usually when I don't get the shot, Mike's like, what the? Mike, Mike, you get that shot, was it a 120? 60 frames per second, my ass.

A BRN 180 though? That's weird. I almost said 180. It works, does it not work? No, it does. My only question, parts. Parts. That's why I said AR-15. New barrels work? No, it does. My only question. Parts. That's why I said AR-15. New barrels, new bolts, new carriers.

Hot swappable. BRN? Well, as I told Brandon, As I told Brandon! If I get to that position, I'm going to just take Brandon's 249, and as Brandon says, he's like, okay, yeah, you can do like shake on it we'll be friends like okay deal we're

friends are you assuming he's dead I was going to take it from him oh what if it's like episode three the last of us you show up to take it from him but you end up getting married that's hope I walk in Brandon's in a hole and I'm like

Cuz Brandon has long hair and he's like you like talking to me he's like Oh my god, if I walk up Brandon's in a hole and he's like what's up and I'm like we run back i walked back and i walked back in a dress i'm like hey no dude i want you guys to do that entire episode like you get stuck in a hole he's like who's down there you're like i was just trying to go with the group please don't kill me he's like i've got hot water you're like oh my god a shower i love showers i have an ak factory hey i cooked you some elk you want to play the piano in a gay factory. I cooked you some elk. You want to play the piano? What was crazy about that episode was like that entire thing happened, but those characters ended up just being kind of nothing.

No, they're in the game. It's they don't. They barely touch it in the game. It's like, hey, this is what they do. This is fucking really smart. And then I think as I said last time, it was I think it was the game it's like hey this is what they do this is fucking really smart and then i think as i said last time it was i think it was the develop uh it was a episode to show the downfall of man yeah because they didn't have anything in between that that time period it's like hey this is what actually your average yeah your actual individual went through so this is hey let's show

a a segmented story of what your average person went through during this 20 years of a... Yeah, but they had like a fortress. I wouldn't say they were an average people. No, God, they lived like kings. Yeah, no. But they also showed like the families that just got straight murdered from that because he was like, I'm going to hide

in the bunker. Oh, that's right. They took out the other families and they just got straight. Okay, so this guy like seems to know guns and everything and then the raiders come and he just stands out in the middle of the street. Oh, that's right. They took out the other families and they just got straight. I have a question. Okay, so this guy like seems to know guns and everything and then the Raiders come and he just stands out in the middle of the street. Now, this is what me

and Batty talked about this so that the- I talked about it. It's okay. No, no, no. App, app, app. 2003 is when it happened. When was your fire art training,

your YouTube videos, anything like that for how to do survival training happen? You didn't have the age of information. So- There was no Travis Haley so there was no tactical shooting. anything like that for how to do survival training happen. You didn't have the age of information. So there's no Travis Haley. So there was no tactical shooting. You didn't have grand thumbs to watch.

No, I wasn't. I wasn't the intent. It was Travis Haley and Chris Costa, Magpul Dynast. In 2000, what year? 2008, was it? 2008. See, and that's 2008. That's what's crazy.

You're going. Teacupping was normal in 2003. That's the way that you're going back before that. So what happened to Travis Haley and Chris Costa during The Last of Us? They either got married or shabbed a bunch of horse tinctures.

You have two options in how this plays out in my head. This clip right here is going to come back to haunt me. Hey, Travis. It puts the ladder down. here is going to come back to haunt me. Hey, Travis. It puts the ladder down. I'm going to get a text from Travis over this exact moment right here.

There's just a ladder going down. Come on up. Tell me about the I'm going to stay in the hole. I'll show you my Haley system. Oh, God. Hey, Eli, did you ever have to learn a language when you were in high school before you dropped out because you're kind of an idiot? Yes.

What language did you try to learn? Mexican. Spanish, you mean? Yes. How much of Spanish did you learn? Muy poquito. You know what would be great then if you would like to learn muy grande espanol? Si.

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But a lot of the times, like, you think about before the age of information, how people shot guns. FUDs were FUDs. They didn't have the internet to be better FUDs. So when you're like, It was Kazan anime porn. Yeah.

They're like, How do I fight this firefight? Wait, that's the wrong one. They throw it out. I like your drinking more. I just can't handle it. It's a coping mechanism. I don't know what to do. He's very out of his element right now.

I just want to let you know that. I'm just going to drink, dude. I went to the airport. I spent so much time on the ranch. I went to the airport. I'm like, where are all these people going? There's just people everywhere. I'm used to being alone now. I think I've broken myself. Yeah. I went to the airport. I'm like, where are all these people going? Like there's just people everywhere. Just like, I'm used to being alone now.

I think I've broken myself. Yeah, I'm like a Sigma male. Yeah. How did you think this podcast is going to go? Like both of you individually. I had no idea. I actually, like every other podcast we've done, like, hey guys, so guns.

Yeah. Drills, shooting. How that works. Yeah. And then you goes with brown people jokes and and privilege over here. We have Dakota and Dakota. My name's Joe. It's just the widest of people. I got nothing. I got no defense and we have two gingers here too. Yeah, I didn't think about that. The most.

There's only two people who are technically. Two souls. Two people? Have you ever thought about getting rid of the beard and going with just one? They don't have souls? No. That is a good point. We'll just have this conversation. Yeah, we can cut the beard.

Never going back. Okay. Next question. What do you look like without a beard? Oh God, don't tell me. Do you have a picture? Sorry. Yeah, do you have a picture?

Let me see. Oh, Batty has a, fuck. No, this? Sorry. Yeah, do you have a picture? Let me see. Oh, baddie has a, fuck. No, this is army baddie where you're like a jacked. I even got out of the army and then I grew a beard. I haven't shaved since. But this is jacked baddie with like the strongest jaw. I have a great jaw.

Were you jacked in the army? Yeah. I wasn't jacked, but I was in good shape until I had a stroke. Then I was not in good shape. Did you have a stroke? A minor stroke, yeah. Oh my God.

It wasn't a real stroke, but like. He went blind. Was it a stroke or wasn't it? It was not, but it's the easy, I had an ocular vestibular attack. I basically disconnected like my brain from my inner ear. So I went blind. I couldn't walk or move.

Holy shit. I was just like in a hospital bed vomiting everywhere. This happened in the army? The month I ETSed. Just service related. Military. They're like, uh-uh, we didn't. Shoo!

Hey, look at that. Have you still got these? Yeah, well, most of it's covered down here, but I have that one up the tribal still. Yeah. That was very early 2K. Early 2K tattoos. I mean, I was 17.

The gold barrage. That was metal as fuck, dude. What was the recovery off that? Like how long did it take? two weeks with the wrap lotion. Oh, the heart attack. Sorry. I was walking with a cane for a while, and I still just kind of wobble and fall over.

Are you talking about raising canes for a second? No! I still have a cane. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. It's amazing. No, man. You're just like,

I want some chicken! You're like, Yeah, what have we got raising kids, guys? Give me a cane sauce. I can't handle alcohol with these. Michael, you haven't even finished your first one. It's hard! I took a shot.

I took a shot! It's good. It's hard alcohol. It's good. It's hard alcohol. It is hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard alcohol. It's hard alcohol. It is hard. It's hard. It's really hard. It's so hard. It's so hard.

Holy shit. Oh, Lord. Oh, this is fucking comedy gold. Y'all the best. Okay, ready for question two? There's another one. Oh, my God. Oh, I got a backlog on this one. Oh fuck.

Okay. Oh fuck. I can start with how you guys met, but I will skip that one. Let's go. That's actually a funny story. Okay, then let's go with that one. And then I'll go to question two, three.

You get to tell it. The real story? Was it Tinder? Sorry, Grindr? Yeah, tell the real story. All right, long story short, I knew this guy I didn't like very much. And I knew Mike was coming out to one of his classes

and I was like, hey buddy, I like you. Let me come to your shooting class. And then I came to the shooting class and I met Mike. What did I say to you when you met me? I went up to Mike, I was like, hey, I'm a videographer. And I live in the area, I know you just moved from Spokane. He's like, oh yeah, okay, cool bud, cool bud. I need a videographer, yeah, yeah.

Hit me up on Instagram. Hit him up on Instagram. Three days goes by, every day I'm checking for the scene. Just wait, and then finally I'm like, motherfucker lied to me. And so I unsent both messages. I unsent them! Hold on, when he came up to me,

there was like a line of people and they're coming through and they're taking my photo. So he comes up. At what stage of Grantham are we at right now? We're at like 260? Yeah, 260-ish. Okay. We're just getting going really.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're still reviewing with the black backdrop. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. To put it like real, it was the trench shotgun. Yeah. Was the first video. Was the first one. So whatever that was.

That he filmed. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, it was just growing and everything. And, you know, it was a big line of people that were taking photos with me. And so he came up and he took a photo. And as soon as he finished the photo, he's like, hey, so I'm a videographer, you know. You took the photo first? I didn't really, like, care about the photo.

He cared about the photo. Do you still have the photo? I did care. Did you think he had the't really like care about the photo. He cared about the photo. Do you still have the photo? I did care about the photo. Did you think he had the photo right now? I have the photo. No, no, no. I have the photo. Yeah.

You know, you just get a lot of people like- It's actually the first photo on my phone. Oh yeah, I know. And so I wasn't sure if he was a, and then we ended up getting a videographer for a little bit, and then that one fell through after a couple of weeks. So then we ended up hiring him anyhow.

So then- There we are. The rest is history. Look at babies, all of us. Oh my God, that's the photo. So then there we are. The rest is history. Look at babies. All of us. Oh my God. That's the photo. Look how cute that is. That's the photo. He's got the photo.

Send that to me. I will. He's got the photo. See, it does matter to him. Fucking, I'm gonna. So anyway, he didn't hit me up. He didn't hit me up. But the buddy that.

It's less than 5%. There's heroin in this. It says five. It's like four and I rounded up. It's pure than 5%. It's heroin in this. It says 5. It's pure fentanyl. People are dying from that shit. White Claw is dangerous. To be clear, circling back, he hit me up.

Yeah. Our mutual friend. Did you go like this? Scene. He was actually the backup camera guy. And then my, the primary camera guy we had coming that day slept in.

So he just showed up and it was just him. And I was just like, fuck, I don't know if this is going to work. I got to go with the ginger. Yeah. Then you fuck it. Dude, Micah fucking. I've gotten a lot better. You are still super talented. You are fucking talented. You are still super talented.

You are fucking talented. You were really good when you started. What happened to the original cameraman? Wait, wait, wait. There was no original. Hold on, because I've had a couple cameramen. So if we go to the very beginning, I was just filming myself with a tripod. Yeah.

And then I had a guy, you know Mitchell Fife. Yes, he was a cool guy. Yeah, Fife was a survival guy with me. Yeah, awesome guy. Yeah, awesome. Fair try. Now he works with Drew Essel at Bear Solutions. Okay, yeah. He does Bear Survival. So he was a survival guy with me. Yeah, awesome guy. Yeah, awesome. Fair try. Now he works with Drew Essel at Bear Solutions. Okay.

He does Bear Survival. So he was a survival guy for a while. Wait, he's actually, is he doing the videos over there? Yeah, yeah. Those are great videos. Yeah, they're great. He's doing an awesome job.

Yeah. But anyhow, so he was my camera guy for a little bit. So he came in after me. I'm going to remind him right now. He was my new troop when he came in. So he's a new bitch. Okay.

But he came in, he was a big gun guy. So he started filming for me. And then once I moved over to TACP and left Spokane is when I was absent a new bitch. But he came in, he was a big gun guy, so he started filming for me. And then once I moved over to TACP and left Spokane is when I was absent a camera guy. So then we had a guy for a couple of weeks and then it was Micah. So it's been-

Qua then Micah. Yeah, yeah, Qua. Qua for a couple of videos, but then he's got like an actual job. And I was just a shitty mechanic. Ooh, yeah, yeah. He was actually- He actually got me fired.

You're an angry mechanic. Oh, he did get you fired. Good. He got fired because of me. I was surrounded by drunk old men all day. And I had anger issues when I was a mechanic. I was throwing wrenches through walls. He's angry. And then finally I kept showing my boss,

like look at this Grantham video. And I would even like, I forced him to fire me. I was like, I'm making money on this. I wasn't. You want to see Mike's dick? No. He'd be like, hey, man. I have an exposure, bro.

We had deals and we worked it out. Anyway. I'll pay you in clout. My boss was like, you're fired. Didn't he say, I want you to pursue your dreams? Yeah. To this day day he takes credit i go back for oil changes because i actually like him shout out kyle and he uh he goes hey man

remember that time i fired you best decision i ever made i thought you fucking sucked at your job i got you where you're at right and i'm like dude so at the time he got fired though, we weren't quite ready to hire him on full time. So I was like, oh shit. We just got a kid fired. Yeah, dude. And so- I hope he can pay his rent. So Mike actually worked at B.E. Meyer Show a little bit.

I did. Yeah, he worked at B.E. Meyer Show. I just got them all. Did you? Yeah. They're great. Super sick. They're awesome. Awesome. Awesome.

So Mike worked at B.E. Meyer Show a little bit and then- Six or eight months? Yeah. And then we were- And the fire dude too? months. And then we were no, no, we were ready at that point to hire him on. We pretty much filmed the video. We're editing it. Mike was like,

let me just do this for you full time. Literally, he was in my room and we were like, you were in his room? Well, the editing. I thought it was like your bedroom with a computer on the bed. Mom's outside. I'm like, guys, quiet down.

Mom, shut the fuck up. That is how Micah edits. Literally, well, I have a really bad hunch, but yes. You're a ginger, we all do. But like wives aren't even aware of a word, and we're just in there editing this one thing, and all of a sudden I'm like, what if you just hired me right now?

He goes, right now? He looks at me word for word, he just goes, is this a let's go moment? And I looked at him and I go, this is a let's go moment. And he goes, it just slaps the, and we shook it. And we're like, okay, by the way, wives. I love it. I just hired Michael full time. And my wife was like, how much are we paying him?

And I was like, this much. And she was like, could she handle the finances? She was like, and then of course Grace was like, what much are we paying them? And I was like, oh, this much. And she was like, cause she handled the finances. She was like, and then of course Grace was like, what are your benefits, Micah? Micah's like, I don't know. And the wives are just like. Yeah, that was. So what's for dinner?

Yeah. It worked. It worked. It worked. Did you have benefits yet? I think they offered me benefits. You think? No, they didn't. I don't remember, my wife doesn't have benefits. Did you have benefits yet? I think they offered me benefits. You think?

No, they didn't. My wife didn't have benefits. Did you offer them the benefits? You don't handle that either. We gave you benefits. Right away? Yeah. They gave me benefits.

That's a job. That's good. This is what you did to your wife. It's like, he's young and healthy, I think. We'll say we have benefits for him and we'll just move on. I'm like, don't go to the doctor. You have to use this hospital. It's a forest. He's like, my name is Miguel.

What you do? My name is. I got this. You just give him an IV. His arm is dislocated and backwards. Like there you go. It's a grand thumb story. It worked out. That's like, there you go. It's a Grantham story. It worked out.

That's where we're at today. When are you going to fire him? Probably today. When someone better comes along. Yeah, yeah. True. Probably like Eli or something like that. Be like, break up the Beatles, man.

Can't do it. Yeah, you can't break up the Beatles. No, I would never replace. You are talented as fuck. You can't. You both. Everyone always wants to believe. They're like, I think I could do better on my own. No, I would never replace. You are talented as fuck. And I will, you both. Everyone always wants to believe they're like, I think I could do better on my own.

No, no, you're breaking up the Beatles. Yeah. The Beatles were never as good a part as they were together. Until you killed one. Jesus Christ. He's got a point. I mean, Paul McCartney's got a big deal now.

Yeah. Backstreet Boys. What. Backstreet Boys. What? Backstreet Boys. NSYNC. No, NSYNC, yeah. Yeah, NSYNC, yeah. Remember that one band that was like the joke band

on MTV together with like, do you remember them? Oh, fuck. Yeah, and it was like a fake boy band. This is an old person. Yeah, yeah. Oh, they're good. Am I the only one who watched MTV? I wanted to be in one of these.

No, you were in my eight. You were my, yeah. We'll show you the other side, but I wanted to be cool. You were watching Nickelodeon. I had to mute the music on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. So when my parents went out to mow the lawn, I would unmute it and it'd be like all the ska music playing, yeah.

Wait, hold the fuck up. Wait, wait, rewind. Why? Superman? I grew up in a household my dad was a pastor and by the way i love his dad nicest guy on the planet yeah um but any music that wasn't christian music is devil it was like veggie tales or nothing there was no in between yeah yeah watch this guys you ready for this well you'll know it. Batty will know. I want to see if you know it. You never served, right? No. Okay. Hold on. Our God is an awesome God. He reigns from heaven above.

Basic training. Basic training. That's where you ran to. You're like, okay, church literally in our basic training. It was like you want to send the fucking back to dress arts. You want to go to church? Like I'm going

to church. That is true. Like your your your options on Sunday were pretty fucking limited. Yes. I think I guess I go to church. Did you a suck or church. I guess I go to church. Did you have to do that? Go to church? I don't know. Your Air Force fucking basic.

Air Force is pretty chill. What do you mean have to? Yeah. You anti-God? Yes. Have to? Whoa. Jesus.

I know. I just don't. I'm fucking Eli. Yeah, no, no. Have you seen this? I'm a train wreck. I'm no, no. Have you seen this? I'm a train wreck. I'm a train wreck. I'm a train wreck right here.

This is what I do. They're like, you want to do this? You want to work and mop the floor and go to church? I'm like, fucking Jesus, bro. Let's do this thing. And then I'd hear that song. And then when they're like, in heaven, earth, he reigns. And you say that and you go about the service.

I remember this. It's a car memory. Imagine listening to that your whole life and then hearing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 soundtrack. You're like, oh. Wait, wait, three? Two, one, and three. I played all of them. Okay.

But, yeah. I'm like, you have questions. Real big fan. Goldfinger. Streetlight Manifesto. Oh, I love Streetlight. I let this all flow. Dylan Carlin.

Yeah. It doesn't bother me, I'm just letting it go. No, you're looking at me, you're like, where do these questions go? Dead Kennedys. Yep. Breaking news! Manscaped now sells beard product!

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A race to get Oddjob? That was past your time. You can't play it. No, I played it. You're too young. Oddjob was banned though. You're too young. No one was allowed to play Oddjob.

Yeah, because he's fucking short. If you played as Jaws, you were like a god. Because it was like, you're so huge. You were a giant hit's fucking short. If you played as Jaws, you were like a god. Because it was like, you're so huge. You're a giant hitbox. Yeah. If you could win as that, you were fucking god. Yeah, they were like, oh man, you won as Jaws? What was the blue cartridge still was that?

Was that World's Not Enough? Wait, what? Yeah. That's the other one, but it was the second one. It was the one with the big snow level. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Fuck. Was that World's Not Enough?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was World's Not Enough. I never played that one. I only played that one. That one was good. I'd say my childhood game though was Medal of Honor PS1. That's a good one. Medal of Honor. And European Assault. And also as well. I got Medal. I literally

unlocked Medal. I beat it all on the hardest difficulty for that PS1. European Assault or the first one? Medal of Honor. Yeah. That was a good game. That was a good game. The sound design. Da-na-na-na. Na-na-na-na. na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, dun-na-na-na, dun-na-na-na, dun-na-na-na, dun-na-na-na. Dude, the Nazi camp.

Dun-na-na-na-na, dun-na-na-na, dun-na-na-na, dun-na-na-na. Yeah, dude. Oh, it was so good. It was so good. Dude, I can remember. Oh my God. Ew, I. It was literally, that song is a core memory.

Is it still working? I remember, I played it for you, remember? At a certain level. It is. There was a nude painting and we're like, literally, that song is a core memory. Is it still working? I remember, I played it for you. At a certain level, there was a nude painting in one of the Nazi levels. And my parents would leave the room and I'd be like,

looking at the painting like, why do I want to keep looking at this? I don't know why, but I want to keep looking at this painting. Ready for this? Micah 100% turned the Jesus photo around when he J. He's like Jesus. Sorry. Turned it around. Pulled his pants down. Down the ankles.

Down the ankles. To be clear, it was iCarly. I thought you were going to say fucking crazy. I thought you were going to say eye contact for a second. I was like, you stared at Jesus? Sam, the blonde girl. Sam, not.

She was the hottest one. Yeah, she was the hottest one. Not iCarly. I never wanted to admit it, though, because she was like the goofy one. No, she was way hotter. Way hotter. I hate that Nathan Kress, iCarly. You know.

I just remember the blonde kid. Yeah. The brown hair kid. That's too much. I worked with him on fucking Rocket Jump. Oh, really? Yeah, the other main, the main dude from iCarly. I worked with him.

He's a really good dude. Oh, the guy. Yeah. Like the guy. Yeah. Nathan is a good fucking guy. Wow. Wow.

Crazy. You J-O'd to her though. That's awesome. Honestly, Nathan was probably on the screen then. Just saying. Wow's awesome. Wow. Okay. Welcome done sub.

Well, here we go. I thought you would have done a little smallest amount. You're like, I just like you were like, they're going to ask his gun questions going to be lame. I knew I knew it'd be probably be crazy, but just brown people. Am I right? Wasn't ready again. This is why I knew it would probably be crazy. Just brown people, am I right? Wasn't ready. Again, this is why I'm still on this side of the table.

I put you guys closer to Eli. What was the second question? Oh, yeah. The third question. I don't know these questions. The third question. What was the second question? You literally went over the second question. You switched it. No, that was the second question the third question was the second question what was the second question you literally went over the second question you switched it no that was the second question yeah

you switched it who was the original thank you for what was the original okay the original question which would now be question three is everyone has their corks what is your least favorite cork about each other working together what do you think about Micah? Good question. I got it. I know what he, I, we, okay, two people. We know each other way too well. We may work together, but I'd say we became best friends before we actually became business friends. So go ahead. I know what it is.

If Micah has to walk more than 150 meters. No. More than 150 meters. He. More than 150 meters. He goes like this, he just puts his camera, he goes, how far are we walking? Side by side. Like, it's crucial filming time. I love it.

No, I thought you were gonna say it's the filming RBF. Oh, wrestling bitch race? Yeah. No, no, no. I like it. Like sometimes you look for me for reaction and this is me. No, I like it. I like that. Like sometimes you look for me for reaction and this is me. No, I like it. I like that.

My engineer, okay, hold on, rewind. My engineer, Christian, they grew up together, best friends, but I mean videos. We look the same too. Yeah, they look exactly, they're the same person. Except Christian's like- He's the one in that photo where we took the picture together.

Oh, the side by side? But Christian is like accomplished. Yeah, he's an engineer. He's an engineer. He's smart. But Christian can film too. So when Christian Yeah. He's like an engineer. He's an engineer. So, but Christian can film too. So when Christian films, like, he's like, like Michael crack a joke and Christian's like,

it's so distracting. So my mic is just like, cause I'm just tired of it. Yeah. I just, I like it. What's my, what's my quirky hit? Communication. My boy, my boy's like straight this first it's like you'll be like uh mike like hey i'm gonna ask you three questions in one body of

text and and i you know i kind of want an answer for each yes yes he's responsible to be like good to go. And it's like, I asked you three questions. One of them is for sure gonna be like a no or a yes. Good to go. Or like, sounds good boss. And so people who don't know Mike, who Mike likes these people,

they'll text him and be like, I think I pissed Mike off. I think he's mad at me. I'm a short texter. And I'm like, no, no, no, no. It's just Mike. It is what it is. I go, yes.

Okay. Sounds good, boss. Sounds good, boss. When you called one of the first times we talked on the phone, you were like, I'm not big on talking phones. Like, thank fucking God.

It's just straight to the point of money. Oh, this is nice. And texts are just like straight to the point. It's analytical and I don't give a fuck past that. I had to change my number once because I was getting so many texts a day from like, isn't it stressful? No, it's not stressful. It's just like, I have to ignore people and then it's terrible because like, but it's

I like ignoring people. No, it makes me feel bad because then people are like, oh, you're ignoring me. I'm like, no, I'm getting like literally like 800 texts a day and I just can't keep up. And it's like, everyone's like, do you not like me and want to work in that company? I'm like, no, I would love to, but like, I've got like- I'm one dude.

It's kind of a lack of awareness though. You have to realize how many people are trying to get ahold of any personality. Yeah. It better be kind of- We've talked about that a few times. Cause when you're working content creating, the content creation, like opening up your dms is like oh my god that's what i i i we

we praise this respond to everyone i would love to i would love to the moment you do you now you open up now give it a line of communication to somebody one more door it's another will not stop fucking door they have to understand like like, my requests, Mike has seen them, like, thousands a day. Like, I just, I can't keep up, and I'd love to. So people, like, send me a message, like, it's just, there's too much. They're like, hey, man, love your stuff. It's like, why didn't you respond to me?

I was just saying nice stuff. Because as soon as you say, hey, man, thanks, they're like, dude, cool, now, and now they expect a conversation, and I'm sorry. I don't have time to hold a conversation with 400 people a day. I would love to talk to people about AR-15s all day because I genuinely do love this shit.

I'm autistic about it. I'm fucking obsessed about this shit. I don't have enough time or energy during the day because I've got a family and I've also got a business. I have a business, so I need to take care of, obviously, my family first. Then I need to take care of all my business people, Micah and his wife and everybody who works under me

and putting out good content and everything. So it's like, sometimes I feel like an asshole, but I'm like, hey, I've answered this question in a video. I feel like an asshole because I would love to answer them personally, but I'm like, you can't. You can't even click accept on the message request. What do you think about the scar? I'm like, here's my video about it.

Like, I'm sorry. I wish I could. But I feel bad. I would love to answer everybody it's a baddie you retweeted a tweet about that and then that one was i stick to is the idea it's like hey man we would love to talk to each an individual like each one of you but most individuals on your baseline gets maybe 10 individuals texting a day on your average person probably like five to ten people will text you a new now imagine getting text messages a hundred different individuals texting you business questions that will that you're you're not yeah

and that's just text phone not dms like not even dm twitter not your instagram and now twitch not youtube not why can't you make time well okay so if he fails he fails he fails it's not one person you're found if you fail on a test or on a construction whatever it is usually it's only you and your family this is you your family everyone else's family that you employ. And all down. And then all the individuals that support us and make this possible. You're just, you're like fucked. So that is why it's like you get so stressed out. I think you're feeling it now because you're starting to get like a shit ton of message requests at this point.

I mean, I'm like, there's like A, Grantham. B, not Grantham. C, not Grantham. D, not Grantham. I'm like F, not Grantham. I'm like 60 there's like A, Grantham, B, not Grantham, C, not Grantham, D, not Grantham. I'm like F, not Grantham, right? I'm like 60,000 followers. That's a lot of followers, dude. That's a ton.

It's more than me. It's a lot. That's a fuck ton. I'm still just like, I do like skim what people are saying, but I'm like, and I want to. As you get Instagram notifications. Literally.

I turn that bitch off. It's stressing me the fuck out. Oh my God. Wait, what? RuneScape tattoo. Did you not notice that? The scimitar? I don't play RuneScape.

Yeah. How do you not play RuneScape? Oh, me and Mike are going to be like. You don't play RuneScape? I hate RuneScape. We play. I do. I play RuneScape so much.

Bro, all that. You fucking liar. You play Half-Life Deathmatch and that's it. I still play Half-Life Deathmatch. I am in the gamers. I told that to my stream. Still? They want to see. You play Half-Life Deathmatch and that's it. I still play Half-Life Deathmatch. I am in the gamers. I told that to my stream. They wanna see you do a Half-Life Deathmatch. Dude, am I a monster on Half-Life?

Yes, it's disgusting. I'm a monster. It's disgusting. We're doing an actual video all together where he's shooting Half-Life guns. I'm doing the VFX, Micah is filming it. So it's gonna be really entertaining. When?

I wanna do this. Did we just make it out of the garden? Once our product comes out. That's all we're going to say on that, that I don't even know. Hey buddy. Wait, wait, to quote a really famous man. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Let's do it. And when the product comes out and if we don't do it okay what is what is the big what is your favorite piece of content you've worked on together at this point

don't say 22 man either. Now we are going to talk about that. Cause that fucking, I will get to 22. I know. Oh, it's so cold. Oh, so cold. We'll exclude 22 man.

But the answer is 22 man. Yeah. I know it's that now, but it's different. That is so different than normal. What's your favorite? Are you going to drink this? This one right here? Yeah.

Have you drank both your white cloths? Oh, thanks. Get away. Why Are you gonna drink this? This one right here? Yeah. Have you drank both your white claws? Oh, thanks dude. Why are you on already? Wait, let me finish this thing. Are you fucking, you want nipple for that? Am I being judged? I'm feeling tipsy as fuck.

Really? Wait, bro. You said three, let me feel the weight in it. I had a shot. I had a shot. I had a shot. It was a big shot. You guys didn't see it, but it was a regular. It's a pretty a shot. It was a big shot. You guys didn't see it, but it was a regular.

It's a pretty normal shot. This is called a standard. The standard unit of measurement. We used to use it. This is the first time we use shot glasses here. Literally, we usually get cups and just one. And I guesstimate shots. And I guesstimate wrong.

What was the question? What was your favorite content we worked on together? That's right. You want to do a happy? Excluding 22 man. Happy? You can't say 22 man. Not our favorite video, but like the favorite thing we worked on together?

Sure. Okay. Doesn't matter. There's an unreleased 20. There's an unreleased World War I short film. I know. I love that one. Do you want to do a little?

No. I'm going to do vodka. You did a happy. Yeah. A happy is fine. We'll do can do a happy. Yeah, happy is fine. We'll do less than a happy. It's clear. It's like water. Perfect. I'm doing a little happy for you.

And a little happy. Oh, dude, these are babies. These don't even count. That's the smallest one. I will get the worst hangover. I am such a lightweight. That's why you drink water and Gatorade. And I have both of those here at this house

in mass quantities. That's baby. I'm going to scroll through. Ready? Oh, we're doing it. God damn it. That's yours. What is your?

Ooh, that one might be what one a lot of the reason that i have to say it is the behind the scenes talking to christian craighead was one of the most exhilarating his superhero name audience got to see yeah yeah yeah Different. So, let's see. Okay, if we can talk about that without going into too much. Christian Craighead is one of the most amazing humans you will ever meet.

And that's where it comes from. Dude, did he talk about his dishka kill? We do. No, no, we didn't talk about the dishka kill. We didn't talk about dishka kill. But we talked about everything. Dude, I know all his stories. I just, my favorite moment when we,

I have two stories with him. If I can talk to him while you look. Okay, we'll do these real quick because they take three seconds. Christian Craighead, we have the Richard Ryan story and then the Dishka kill. We were talking about like, he was like, oh yeah, fucking blah, blah, blah, blah.

It's like, yeah, my Dishka kill. And I was like, wait, hold the fuck on. You have a Dishka kill? And he's like, yeah. He's a wonderful guy. on you you have a dishka kill and he's like yeah what he's a wonderful guy why do you have a dish i'm trying to find a wife for him here in america dude is he not like one of the greatest ever dude he is a 10 out of fucking 10 he's changed literally oh my lord he could just go to church. Find a church girl.

What is this? My tongue is like numb from it. That's big alcohol. I don't know. This one is nice. It's just whiskey. Yeah, it's whiskey. Such a lightweight.

You don't like whiskey. I don't. You don't like whiskey. Dude, he's met the queen. He's met like all his stories. You're just like, what the fuck? He's incredible. Fuck. And he's such a good dude.

Worst driver. Christian, if you're watching, watching you the fucking worst driver and he's going to laugh at this because we gave him me and matt gave him so much shit because i was like you drive like an old white lady because he's like this on the wheel just like white knuckle yeah he's just like he's going the wrong way yeah he's like i'm a good driver i was like what no you're fucking wretched at this. I can drive. I can bet he can't back up as you anything. We're just making fun of him. He got to his boy. James came back up.

Do we just push it to his boy? So I'll tell after because it's so good. Good Lord. All right. Favorite content. Favorite content. Getting shot at. That was the what does it sound like to get shot at?

Because there was literal moments why we filmed it to the point to where there's like okay you're not going to get shot you're super not going to get shot you're so safe and then there's like the all right we're going to go further than that this is pucker factor we're so far down this fucking berm and still, no matter how much earth is between me and like 4 billion foot pounds of dirt, everyone filming that was like, like dodging and like,

like it feels like there's a bullet going. I sat on the pizza and a sniper fucking thing holding targets for so long. It doesn't even. Dude, that's crazy. I've never experienced that. holding targets for so long. It doesn't even... Do you understand? Dude, that's crazy. I've never experienced that. No, I'm not. I was like, let me tell you.

Let me tell you. That was a fun video. That was a hell of a fun video. Dude, that... It's something you never really get to experience. No, it's so crazy. Because all the vets in the comments were like, crazy video.

Crazy. Bro, when I heard, when you got that first reaction of like, you heard the crack, like I was like, I even, I was like, oh, fucking nuts, I know that sound. The 30-06 was disgusting though. It was a 308. Remember the grand? It was a 308 grand. We got really confused by that.

That was our bad. That was a fun video. Good God, yeah. You know what one of my favorite videos? Just seeing Charlie like, pucker, was like. It was hilarious, dude. Did you guys, your reactions? I think one of my favorite videos,

just because it was so surprising to me, like the one that was like, like I did not fucking expect that was the Flintlock video. I did not- That was a good one. I did not expect that to be so violent because like I had read- Click one, two.

It was so hard. It's like click. Dude. Well, dude, yeah. So I had read stories about like the big fat balls they fire. Yeah,hmm. Yeah go on You have all that time between click to don't do This moment, this ball that I'm going to fire if it doesn't connect.

10 minute sequence in the head. If I miss this, my family would never go home. Zoom's back to Mike, my mom raising me. She's like, I always knew you'd fail so much. As you pull the trigger. So you always read these stories about like a lot of the balls about like All these crush injuries And how violent they were

It was rough Back in the day they'd be like oh yeah take a man's head off I'm like this is such horseshit dude It is a lead ball What the fuck is it going to do And that first round we fired it took out like a fist size Portion of the person I was like That lead ball goes from ball

To just flat disc in your body. Real quick. We fired at the head and it, I pulled it down. So it went into the neck and it just took the head off. I was like, Oh, that's what they mean by blow your head off.

It blows your head off. Cool. That still had nothing. It didn't hold for me. It's just like, no, we're just going to go to a flat surface and remove this. I mean,

those lead balls, like they're, I'm going to be trying to work on actually and I think see how far I can push it. But like, if it hits you, like, holy shit. I might be able to get you guys. Have you ever shot one of the guns? Me and Rocco shot, shout out to Vincent. We did a castle, castle rifle. This is from the 1600s.

This is, do you know, this is when this is. Is this like the fucking four foot long? It was like an eight foot long fucking rifle. Is that the one where they had like the wick and they'd put it to like the back? It's like a little cannon basically. It's one of the first rifles. This is what they would fire.

This is literally musket. Musket, this is one of the first muskets. So this was during the castle era and they were called castle guns. You'd open them over, pull the trigger. You wait. Cause it doesn't have a giant fucking delay. And they are six to eight foot long.

Like your standard one is six to eight foot long. We shot one and it is, they thought we knew the load, right? So they're like, Oh, I think it's this. Yeah.

And we did a light load. We did a light load yourself. Rocko went like this and I have it on camera. It's like, Rocko's like, yeah. And we did a light load. We did a light load yourself. Rocko went like this and I have it on camera. It's like Rocko's like cut. He looks at me. He's like, huh? The most giant fucking explosion ever. And I was like, I was like, what?

That was the fragrant blow pipe bomb. It's the best slow motion ever. Cause it's like click. Nothing happened. Look at Eli. Like what the hell is this? That was the fragrant blow pipe bomb. Dude, it's the best slow motion ever because it's like click, nothing happened. Look at Eli like, what the fuck? This eight foot rifle is making this 240 pound dude up and over. It's fucking insane. Yeah.

Oh God. Yeah, foot lock video is good. Yeah, foot lock. These are two solid videos. Solid videos. They're fun ones. They did really well. Yeah, Foot Lock video was good. Yeah, Foot Lock. Those are two solid videos. Solid videos. They're fun ones. They did really well. Yeah.

Anything involving Charlie. I love Charlie's reaction to it. Yeah, Charlie's good. Charlie's reactions are great. What I told it before was getting shot at with the, I had the Peltors on. This is like 2007 Peltors. They didn't show cracks coming near you so it was like ambush

we back up oh yeah real combat sorry sorry I know it's not as scary as what you went through no so we have this buddy who's a ranger he's our buddy and uh he hasn't so what did you say to him you're like oh I've been shot at more than you Combat he's a ranger. He's like murder death kill ranger. I'm like I've been shot up by real guns more than you do What it sounds like You're just doing it to amp him up. A thousand percent. A thousand percent. It is like a match stick, and you're just stepping on it. It's easy. With the old Peltors, you couldn't hear the snapper crack. So we had to back the striker up.

They were pinned by sniper fire, and I'm just fucking in the gunner hatch, just fucking right in the head with the 240. I was like, I'm good at that. I can pull a drink. I'm the SDM, but they're like, back up. We got to get them out. They're going to pin down. I'm like fucking fuck off. I'm like helping. I'm covering. I'm like, what? I can't hear. I'm like, what?

And they're like, you're getting shot at. I was like, no, I wouldn't. I was like, oh my God. So I'm silly down in the striker. I was like, what the fuck? How long was that going on for? I just figured from the enemies. They're like, he has no fear. It's a tropic thunder. It's literally a thunder. The enemy does not fear death.

Holding the belt and shooting. I wish I had cool combat stories like that. You're a sniper, Batty. You're a real sniper. Real. This time of year, everyone's talking about making big changes in New Year's resolutions, which is all well and good, but most of the time, this can be pretty unrealistic. Eli, have you ever made a New year's resolution or big goal that you...

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all of your furthest shots? You were there for mine for sure. What do you think my furthest is and what width? 350 meters. Dude, I think my furthest is legit 650. That's a good shot. 5'5", 6", AAC,

77, 77, it was 100% 650. 6.50. That's a good shot. 5.56. AAC 77. 7. 77. 77. Yeah. 14. It was 100% 6.50. Okay.

Out of range. That's it. That's not all you've done? Yeah. You don't do fun things with me. I don't. You don't hold the camera for fun. I do the shooting.

Mike's like, hey, let's shoot 1,000. Film me. You're like, oh, man. If we go out to shoot, we do shoot, but when we're filming, yeah.

No, we shoot. There's a lot. We do shoot a lot. We shoot off camera. Yeah, a lot. Like distance, now we're out in Idaho, 650 probably. I think that's your shot. Yeah, 650.

I mean, time for shit. 2200 or so with a 50 calories. Nice. I think we used to shoot at like blue fucking 55 gallon drums. That was like at school house. 107. I've done 16, 1700 with six, five and three and a wind mag.

But that was. Is PRS kind of like your. No, I do nothing like that anymore. Literally I don't give a fuck about competition long. Yeah. I don't enjoy it. It's work at that point. And I don't give a fuck about competition long. I don't enjoy it. It's work at that point and I don't care. I think 1800 for me with a 3.3 at

Lapua Magnum. Not like 22. That's fucking super fucking far, man. It was just schoolhouse fun. Literally, that's all we were doing. That's cool stuff, man. It was cool shit. That's that. When you shoot, you're waiting a second to shoot everything.

Seven of them. You're dropping 30 feet 35 000 yards with the seven uh 300 round we're maintaining an ultra meg oh no so we went with um because the way we could the goal was hey shoot as far as you can with a lighter round not a like bigger bigger round so that way it's like, oh, you're fucking cool. So we had to do a thousand, 1500 and then 2000. I hit 2000 in second round dead center on a milk jug. Nice, man. Good shot.

That shit's not easy. Not only does, I mean, there's so many factors that come into play there because not only does your you know, obviously your curvature of the urn. No, no, no. I'm not even talking about that shit. I'm talking about like,

how good are you at leveling your fucking optic? Because like your optics is barely canted because everyone always gets it wrong a little bit. And then like your entire fucking trees, your entire window tree is fucked. Fuck. And then shout out to Mike. I had a really good, whatever it's called, Shot caller. Fucking he was

spotter. There we go. He was like he walked me in and Mike is such a good also Mike. He's such a fantastic. There's so many. Is it Mike from Leupold? Yeah. No, no. It's like he walked into that one.

Like an idiot. No, it's just fucking Leupold. He's not watching this shit. There's way too many M mics in the gun industry. Yeah, it was just a fun shot. You're like, oh, this is dope. We're doing this to do fucking SDM shit in that military, but that was with the ERB or the M4. Oh, the M14 EBR? Yep.

Nice. That's what we had when we deployed halfway through. That was an interesting rifle. It's a vibe. It's a vibe, right? It's the vibe, right? It's the vibe, right? It worked.

The Sage kit. Way better at dropping people. I thought more people would watch it. I mean, it hit like 2 million, but I thought it would be like big. Oh, I'm sorry. Well, because of Cod. Well, I thought it would be like huge.

M14 EBR. Yeah, but I thought it would be like huge. M21 EBR. Yeah, but like no one really cared. It was pretty big. I mean, 2 million people cared. Well, yeah, but I mean, that's after some time. Like it'd be like huge. Yeah, but like no one really cared. It was pretty big. I mean, too many people cared. Well, yeah, but I mean, that's after some time. Like we're talking like now,

like it kind of trended like, okay, into like mid-low, which was like surprising. I thought like, yeah, just be more interesting. Just be better. That's your fault, bro. Did you just do better? I did my part. You think about being interesting, Mike?

All right, go yourself. Maybe if you're interesting, Mike? All right, go f*** yourself. Maybe if you're interesting, Mike, people would watch. So there you have it. True. Now, I just had to look up this one. Don't look this up. Favorite gun tubers in order. In order?

Yeah. Why you got to do that? Because I'm a dickhead. What gun tubers am I selecting from? Wait, that's actually rude. Your favorite. That's rude. Like one, two, three? One, two, three. Yep, one right one two three one two three one two three

Because even rude because one's gonna get a here. It's fine. I'm gonna. I'll do it to blast it to him and tag him They're all my friends yeah Yeah. Now pick your friends in order. Almost every single one of them is my friends. Yeah, pick your friends in order. Who's that guy who made the video about me calling me a racist and a bigot? He's definitely my favorite. Demo?

No. Is it you? Is it you? No, no. Some guy made this big video and he was like, I'm not going to say who they are, but you don't need to get your gun information

from racist and bigot to the post. No, no, no. It wasn't Carl. And then they post up a photo of me bigots. Carl. No, no, it wasn't Carl. And then they post up a photo of me and admin. I'm like, well, clearly everyone knows who the fuck we are. So you don't have to say the names, but yeah, he's definitely my favorite.

He's on top. He's the pinnacle. Who? Who? It was going around for a while. I think everyone forgot. If I had to go, fuck. Are you gonna actually do this seriously?

I wanna see both of you do it seriously. Why? Because I love them all. Can I give explanations? I'm going to be honest. I don't watch YouTube. Perfect. I will be honest.

I specifically do not watch GunTube very often because I like to set my own style. I do not want to be influenced by other people. God, you guys are like me. my own style. I do not want to be influenced by other people. God, you guys are like me. Administrative results. I don't want to be a copycat grand them.

Facts. I'm just kidding. I love it. He's not. He's very Zoomer crack at energy. We are not. Yeah. I love his style.

He really is. I love his style. I don't watch GunTube though. So I'm just judging them based off of being my friends. Okay, friends. We're judging your friends. Okay, I'm going to say number one. Number one.

Administrative results. Grand thumb. Number one is administrative results. I got to say it. I love. There's cinematography and everything. He's also like one of my best friends. Yeah, he's already. He's a really good cameraman to Savio. Yeah, I also

supplied him with a lot of stuff. Oh, so you're the reason we met. We did. We mentored you. We helped Sav now hits me up for camera stuff. No, he's like, no, what I don't want to do is I don't want to take credit at all. He is fucking most talented.

No, I do not want to take credit for anything at all. He, he set that crack at energy. Number two, demo ranch, nostalgia, nostalgia,

green thumbnails. I remember watching demo ranch in seventh grade before I even could own a gun that's how old you are matt yeah five years ago no straight up down number three brandon herrera oh brandon's a good one yeah i think he brings the energy but why for years i know brandon purse a lot of these guys, it's like... It's just personal. Yeah. It's just personal. But like then I love Scott's humor for kids.

It's like there's all these... I wish I didn't have to go one through three, but there's... I wish I didn't. Let me answer these in this specific order. What's yours? Friendship level, since you don't want it, you want it more deep.

Oh, I mean, I hang out with the most, like we're really close to there. Yeah, so we always- Cop out. Yeah, well, he's been docked, so it's fine. We can call him Aaron now. Okay. Go fuck yourself.

Yeah, fuck yourself, Aaron. So anyhow, Aaron is like really close. I talk to Brandon all the time. So Brandon, and then I, man, shit. This number three spot, that's the rough one. I probably talk to Kentucky more than I talk to Matt. I know, I talk to Kentucky more than I talk to Matt. Kentucky is such good people.

Especially you're a family man. You're a family man. Because he's bald, right? No, because he's such a good guy. He's a family dude and he is such a good dude. We hop on the phone all the time and just talk. This list is bullshit. This list is bullshit.

This list is bullshit. Matt, I don't hop on the phone all the time and just talk. Yep, same. Same brother. This list is bullshit. Matt, I just, I don't hop on the phone all the time, but I also love Matt. Matt's like three as well, so there you have it. Does that work? No. Yeah. Matt's four. That's really, that's four.

Yeah, he's four. That's the only people that we, I'm trying to think of any other gun tubers that we really like hang out with a bunch. Oh, you know who has some of the sage dynamics if we want to go in? Oh yeah, I love, I love,

I love Aaron Kelly. It's awesome. His, his, his testing is brutal. It's good. Yeah. He's good.

He's good guy. Yeah. He's hella good. I do love it. He's like a little, a little plus like fourth spot, you know, like special.

I need, wait, who is sage dynamics now? I'm actually, wait, yeah. Give this to you. This is one of the,

okay. I don't know. He was like, who the fuck is this saying? Okay. So here is, here, yeah, give this to you. So say this is one of the, okay. I don't know. Baddie was like, who the fuck is this saying? Okay, so here is like, just be basically YouTube is entertainment, right? Yep. Ultimately entertainment. You can do informational videos, but the fact of the matter is if you do

more infotainment, more entertainment videos, you're gonna get more views. Oh, you have a good buzz going. I can tell by your eyes right now. Baddie, look at your eyes right now. I told you I was a lightweight. Look at his eyes right now. He was so focused on this. This is three quarters full.

He was like this. He's like, YouTube, YouTube. YouTube is entertainment. I will not be insulted. But no, so while most people are going to begin to err towards making more infotainment, like content and stuff, where they're going to garner more of the views, Aaron has stuck to his same routine, right?

And so he's not getting as many views. He still gets quite a bit, like a hundred. He's crushing it. Yeah, he's getting up there. He's getting up there. Yeah, he's getting his 200 to 500,000. Yeah, he's crushing it. No, dude.

200 to 500,000 per video now. He's going to be a better random000. Yeah. He's crushing it. Yeah. No, dude. 200 to 500,000 per video. He's going to be a better random very soon. Oh, there you go. Yeah. There you go. But he's stuck to his, to his like the same review process. He just goes hardcore on it.

Oh yeah. He's fucking crushing. He's fucking hella good. I need to look at Sage. I've never heard of this. I've never heard of Aaron Cowan. To be clear, he's a very specific.

If you want to buy a TraceCon RMR. You just said I don't watch YouTube or GunTubers. I do even less. But that's a very specific. If you want to buy a Treescon RMR. You just said I don't watch YouTube or GunTubers. I do even less. But that's a very data-driven YouTube channel. That's what Mike's into. Like data, facts, evidence. Like this is what this means. No shit.

Okay, I'm going to check out this dude. This is interesting. Okay, now ready. Who's the other guy? It's Brent0331. He's like an infantry Marine. No, he's underrated. Yeah, underrated.

I don't know who this is. All he does is infantry tactics and camouflage. Very nuanced, but awesome info. Yeah, big fan. Brent0331? Super underrated. Hold on, let me- Wait, Batty, first off,

we'll just interrupt real quick. Fucking promote your goddamn self. Oh yeah, promotion's interrupt real quick. Fucking promote your goddamn self. Oh, yeah. Promotion's at an hour 30. We can plug this anywhere. Brent 0331. Fuck, push it fucking at the beginning. Wait, you want something awesome? Batty now has a G Fuel line.

A what? A G Fuel. Batty has actually got a G Fuel line. I'm fucking proud of him. I've never had it. I've literally never done this. I wanted to do it first. Batty has a G Fuel line. I'm fucking proud of it. I've never had it. I've literally never done this. I wanted to do it first. Batty has a G fuel line.

I'm fucking super proud of my boy. Can you snort it? Yeah. Yeah, it's a powder. So yeah, just real quick. I have my own volume warning. It's called, it's a pink lemonade. It's like a no sugar energy drink.

Fucking great. I'm on it. Plug that shit. And it's great with vodka. I don't know if I'm supposed to plug that part, but. What the fuck? Don't mix the energy drink fucking great plug that shit with vodka I don't know if I'm supposed to plug that part but don't because he's smart have you ever had four locos

white people gfuel.com code baddie volume warning bad boy like fucking in comments fucking promote that shit I do not want that. I didn't get to taste it. Vodka.

Yeah. I want to taste it with the vodka. Looks like semen. Purple semen. Yeah. Yeah. You baddie, congrats. Can I get a little disappointed in me?

Let's get a shout out for our boy, Baddie. Baddie, congrats, dude. That's fucking gangster. I'm on that. I'm on that thing. How new is this? It came out yesterday. Oh, my God. Oh, literally yesterday. Yeah. I thought you meant G dude. That's fucking gangster. I'm on that. Like, I'm on a thing. How new is this? It came out yesterday. Oh, my God.

Oh, literally yesterday. Yeah. I thought you meant G Fuel. G Fuel been around. Wait, that's fucking. That's what I'm saying. That's like three shots of vodka. Dude, do a drink.

No, we're going to do a shot with vodka. We're doing. No, a sipper. I'm not doing it anymore. I told you no. A sipper. No. A sipper.

That's a sipper. This is. Pour me a fucking shot. Then take a sipper of it. Mike. This is a sipper. This is mostly water. Yeah fucking shot. Then take a sipper of it. Mike. This isn't a sipper. This is mostly water.

Yeah, you'll be fine. Let me see your shot glass. Shot glasses. Michael, where's yours? I'm gonna take a small sip. Okay, then let me give you, I got you here. You don't have to do a shot.

You just take a sipper. Here, wait, I got you a sipper. A sipper. There you go, baby. Just give me the whole cup. I'm just gonna drink from the mug. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is for my buddy.

Mike's like, I fucking hate Eli and his Mexican ass. No, it's good. Just being limited. What are you talking about? You literally took a, you were like, you were a butterfly. You went into it negative. I am not a drinker.

Yeah, no. Yeah, no. I don't know, I'm just not a drinker. Me either. Same, I don't drink every night. I'm not. You drink every night. Every night? either. Same. I don't drink ever. I'm not. You drink every night.

Every night? Yeah. No. Wow. Micah drinks alone every night? You said I... It's a joke. How often do you drink? Like at least twice.

A night? A night. A week. At least. Just Fridays and Saturday night? A week. At least. Just Fridays and Saturdays? Pretty much. And then there might be a, you know, sometimes maybe Michael doesn't review the video. Yep.

Now I need a little stress. Because you have to drink another one. Yep. So if I do drink a lot, you know what the reason is? Why? Michael. Stress. I don't disagree with that.

You cause your editor to drink? Yeah, for sure. I know I was so confused for a second. I was like, who's this? Ha! PTSD! Charlie. It's just Charlie. People are going to be like, why is Charlie? Now, the last question,

which we haven't done in a while. Superpowers. Oh, shit! We haven't done superpowers. Wait, do I get to pick my own? We have a group of superheroes. It's called the Offenders. Oh, this is going to go good

because you're going to learn all of us. There's the Offenders. Eli's super speed. Go for yours first. I have super strength, but unfortunately, if I ever use said strength, I'm usually coming at the same time. I knew he was going to say

that it's completely predictable. So mine this wasn't on me. I knew this coming so mine will do will do Donna Cody. Cody's is he can fly. Cody happens when he flies these shit? No. Oh, he wishes.

He has to yell racial slurs. So when he saves people in Section 8 housing, it's very difficult. It's awkward. It's very awkward. Our friend Eli here. I can travel at the speed of light. Super fast. So I have two different outcomes from the people. a shit everywhere or

be I am I am the was it the captain cuckold. So I I have super speed. I'm like I show up and I can't interact with anything for five minutes. So I'm like, I'm sorry. I can't save you yet.

I have to wait for five minutes. Light speed isn't. No. Yeah. It's not way I have to wait for five minutes. The light speed isn't. No. Yeah. It's not great. It's not great. So what is your lines? He always lived in the darkness.

So you guys get to pick your superpowers and we get to decide your offsets on said superpowers. Like if you had a superpower, what would it be? Unlimited ammo. It's cheap. Oh, okay. God, I like that. So you, you have your, you have your five, what would it be? Unlimited ammo. It's cheap. Oh, okay. I like that. So you have your 556, you have your AR. Whatever it is. Anything. Unlimited ammo. That is amazing.

You are blind while you're shooting. You are the you are like, I'm here to save and stop all of this. You were just shooting everyone. I'm going to shoot my homies. Hopefully not, but maybe.

Maybe. I've said your joke. I can't say right now. You can't. So, Mike, your superpower. Mike is like say right now you can't i know and i'm hold up so uh mike your superpower oh uh mike is like i will have the horse blinders go on i will have spider-man like reflexes like that level of like intuition reflexes oh my god what's the counter i did he just check me no no trust me i have no fucking mate i've no trust me demo can teleport

guess what his fucking uh segment was that he he comes no he has to break the neck of every kitten to teleport he can he has to murder a kitten yeah wait who is this demo yeah we talked about this i was like every kitten in the world no just one every time to teleport. So We said he has a belt a utility belt of kittens and orders like I'm coming children Teleports in a random kitten. No, he's got a twist. Yeah, you find it was like US tax paid for a pair of dollars in Hellfires. No, it's like real. No, it's a fucking snap in the kitten's neck. Oh, God.

Yeah, so what's my counter? So, he's got spider-like reflexes. Spider-man-like reflexes. Yeah, the tingle. But you're retarded. I love that so much more. Only during that set. only for five seconds he has spider-man senses but he's retarded for five seconds dude the bus is like spider-man tangle and he like punches the bus kills me all that's so

much better oh my god do it oh yeah train is going to stop and he shoots spider web to fucking react time he's got spider-man spider-man even worse like Green Goblin shows up and like I sent him a big Very thing You throw your spider bombs and they're very inaccurate like your's not accurate at all. I'm actually crying. He said, he said,

Green Goblin. And Green Goblin. May we date? That's the fucking down part. Oh my God. I got a piece of that. Green Goblin. That's why you choose this room.

Thank you for watching the unsubscribed podcast. As always, Eli Double Tap, myself, Batty Screams. And thank you to our very drunk guest, Graham and the beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Ginger. Micah, thank you. Thank you so much. Make sure now don't follow Batty Do It. I gotta pee.

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