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No, I held the power button. It was trying to make ice. That's all I did. It has one job, and I just canceled it, because there's ice in there and there's no water. And the thing you say, shut up. Okay. Hi.

Hey. Hey. Morning. Yeah. Good morning. The morning clause. I know. Thank you.

My morning. Okay. What time do you wake up? 11 30. Yeah. Fuck you. That's what I woke up. I still woke up in the morning, but it's the afternoon now.

Apparently I'm the old one Seven today see that's where I want to wake up. I'm tired of like sleeping in till like 1130 like noon I feel like shit every time I wake up Clean live 330 in the morning. I don't want to hear it, man. It's the morning. I'm early. I'm ready for the day. The bird gets the worm. What a fucking degen schedule.

Every one of us has done it. I want you guys to sleep. I'm going to stream for 14 hours. There's a new indie game out. I better play it for 36 hours straight. Indie games are good, man. God, you guys' moto speech would be the best.

When the sun comes up, my eyes are closed. Come now, I'm crushing that day. One video game at a time. I hit that stream button. I go hard. When the sun sets, monitors so this moto speech I'm not motivated anymore I just want to go to bed tweet just woke up I was also Was also in the military How many tours you serve in Tarkov

It's about my ninth wife, dude. Oh God You you would remember I think at this point right you probably only you definitely got the most I think it's I think it's about Well, I think it's 12 cents. It think it's 12-wise. Since it came out alpha? Yeah, since it's like, you know. Started like what? October of 2017. Before that, because I was playing.

It started, like, access started like July. Yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah, because I missed the Alpha Iron Band by like three months. I had it, I opened the game. I never played during like three months. I had it. I opened the game. I never played during the alpha, but I had it and I opened the game. You only need to have an account registered. You didn't even need to own the game.

Obviously, yeah. Because a lot of people are like, how do I have this? You don't. I was like, well, I guess you made your account way before. Fucking nerd. I didn't even know about that game until I met them. There's a special item that you get if you've played the game before it was an open beta, before everybody else. It's like an armband.

Oh, cool. We're measuring our internet mix. Like, look how old my Steam account is. Literally, it's- I'm a six-digit. Oh, yeah. Look at my gamer score, guys. I had a friend who had like a five-digit account. It was like- It was like weird. Oh, yeah. Look at my gamer score, guys. I had a friend who had like a five-digit account.

It was like weird. It was wild. He always tried to get hacked. People were trying to buy it off him constantly. On Steam? Yeah. When was it? How old was it?

The year it was created. Oh. Isn't that? Because I have my original original one, which I've forgotten and rediscovered. That one had had day of defeat yeah it's my old account it's like orange box steam account where you're like holy shit when did steam fucking launch 2002 i don't believe you you didn didn't wizard. I know. That's why. Look it up. It was before my time.

I was gaming on Xbox back then. I was too. I didn't get my Steam account until because I had battled on net way back. Yeah, you were correct. 12th of September, 2003. Tis and power unite. I hate I'm close.

I don't know why I knew that. 20 years. I mean, yeah, we know what's wrong. I do. Unfortunately. Hi, guys. Welcome. Welcome.

Welcome. I haven't seen. Are you doing MMA again? Are you fighting? No, man. I just had qualifier my whole life. I've never seen. Are you doing MMA again? Are you fighting? No, man. I just had cauliflower my whole life. I've never seen it before. It's just a little bit.

I mean, I fought for like five years and trained like hours a day for four and a half years. I know, but usually that's how I always meeting individuals. Oh, they fight or not. Instantly. Mine's not super bad. Like, actually, like, unlike most fucking MMA fighters. You drained it? Yeah, drained it and didn't let my ears turn into Cheeto puffs.

Yeah. But yeah. My buddy. I love Cheetos. The guys that can't even put earbuds. They can't use like earbuds or anything. They have natural headphones. Yeah.

Oh, natural headphones. I hate that. It's like unfixable too, right? Like you can get surgery, but it's, it's basically, uh, it's all scar tissue. Yeah. So basically also they're cutting out scar tissue. Yeah. So basically like you have cartilage, right?

So it'll break open and then the fluid will come out. And if you don't drain it, it'll solidify and harden. And it's just basically hard, like scar tissue, pus, blood, nastiness. Um, and some people just don't take care of that shit. Like that's also like whenever I had bad cauliflower ear or like a breakout or I don't even know what the fuck you call it. I just wear fucking wrestling headgear.

So I didn't like make it worse. But a lot of people do like, no, it builds character. I'm like, yeah, it builds your ears looking like a fucking idiot. Imagine having something go wrong with you, not taking care of yourself. You look like Princess Leia, but with fucking the cones on the side

of your head. I love you. I know. I'm like, ugh, you sitting in my Cinnabons means I roll hard. Or just drain them. I don't know. Fucking crazy concept. I'm like, ugh. So you guys playing what? Fuck video games right now. Anime. like, it's like, oh fuck. I'm like, ah. So you guys playing what video,

fuck video games right now, anime. Well, we'll go back to them. Oh, uh. Animates though. Fuck, I actually just forgot the name of the show. Tokyo Revenger. No, I've seen that. I've like seen all of that.

The new season? It's out? The whole season, oh, I've seen that. He's like, I've seen that. I was like, the new season? He's like, wait, it's out? The entire season's out. Dude, I love that show, man like the new season. He's like wait Great show you're missing out, bro. I'm so good. It was kids beat the shit out of each other Yeah, it's games beating each other up in Japan. Oh my god. You said gangs, okay?

What show did you watch? What do soccer gangs, bros, call themselves? Or club, I don't know. To club, Ravager. That one is not on Crunchyroll. No. They're fighting. But yeah, that entire season just wrapped up last week.

I didn't even know the new season. Season two? Yeah. Really? I seen that. Did you? entire season just wrapped up last week i didn't even know the new season oh season two yeah really i seen that did you this season season two more never mind i don't want to spoil it's so good season two just so good the children beating the shit out of each other every season i think the cool shit no they never go to the adult stuff fuck Fuck! It's always the, uh, the kids beating the shit out of each other. If you haven't seen it, you gotta check out Ranking of Kings. Oh.

Yeah. It, honestly, like, when I first saw it, I'm like, this looks like a dumbass Disney movie. Can you do a flash,

like, anime weeb warning? Yeah, no, but no, legit, like, it's actually,

like, one of the most, like, it's kind of, like, pretty fucked up. It's pretty fucked up, but it,

like, made me cry a couple times. Like, it's, it's a good anime. It's so much heart in it. It's really good. And it gets dark. Like, there's some scenes where it's pretty fucked up but it like made me cry a couple times like it's it's it's a good anime it's so much hard in it it's really good and it gets dark like there's some scenes where it's just like holy fuck that's really fucked up like and you wouldn't expect it from the art style at all like it just looks like a nice like disney kind of like anime like

no it's it's not it's not fucking happy or nice it's pretty fucked up it's drawn completely with rem and ram uh that is uh the newO VI Porter MasterCard is your ticket to more. More perks. More points. More flights. More of all the things you want in a travel rewards card. And then some. Get your ticket to more with the new BMO VI Porter MasterCard.

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Yeah. Like that level of fucked up. No, no, no. Not that one. Not that level of fucked up. Uh, cause that one got pretty fucked up. No, no, not that one. Not that level. It has fucked up stuff, but it's not. It's okay. It just, it gets dark when you just like, you don't expect it.

You're just like, holy fuck. It starts pretty dark. You're like, hey, here's the little kid. This doesn't spoil anything. He's deaf. So he can't communicate with others. And it's just like heartwarming though. But he gets picked.

Yeah. He gets picked on too. And you're like, oh, oh my heart. This But he gets picked. Yeah. He gets picked on too. And you're like, Oh, Oh, my heart. This any time. Yeah. He's a lot of shit happens when he speaks.

He's like, Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. So video.

Yeah. No city line. But when you do it, I can barely talk. It's fine. If I get canceled for that, why? It's amazing. Here, watch this.

Nice to meet you. That was nice to meet you. I was being nice to the guests. Why I know that, I don't know. Fuck you. You guys got subtitles on these, right? We need somebody in the background just doing handshake i don't know this much dude you know it's really funny like back when show and i were living in ireland um we'd

be up just like really late at night watching tv and then after a while you kind of you know you give up on what you're watching you're on your phone or whatever jerk off look at the tv and then the sign language lady would be there in the bottom right corner which only happens really late at night we're like sign language ladies on TV, we should go to bed. That's your indicator. Why is that an Ireland thing? I guess so, for whatever reason they don't think- I've seen it in the US, no. Is that like she's on a green screen,

like a stream, like she just pops up and she's like- Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be so weird. But it's really weird because like the only time she comes on the TV is like five in the morning. So it's like what, deaf people just like up really early. Why are you only here now? Apparently in Ireland.

I never understood that. Their alarm clocks go off. I wish I had my phone. There was a couple of... I wish I would have missed it, honestly. He was the first. No, this is worse though when you're like this. It's literally like when you're at a funeral. You can't laugh.

And it's just, yeah. I don't want people to laugh at my funeral. Honestly, I will. I don't want people crying and being all sad and shit. Like, fuck that. Crying and being all sad and shit like crying and being all sad and shit that's gonna be posted I don't know he wanted that on the don't cry

openly at my fucking idiot he's already dead high life can't come flying by get up loser get up loser my only son I'm flying by. Get up, loser. Get up, loser. My only son.

Funerals. Oh, my God. No, you guys. Ranking Kings, that and... No attack on Titan. That started... Actually, it's a really heavy... I didn't realize there is only two episodes. Yeah, but they're like an hour and a half each.

Yeah, but the other one does seem- It's out? The only one, only one of the two episodes. It's just two? I mean, that's what it says online. They're splitting it, the last season, they're splitting it into two long episodes like movies. Yeah, but it's not the last season

because the next part's coming out in like October or something. So it's part- Right? One, two, three. The last part of part two to part three, which. So it's part part two to part three which is then it's actually part four of the last season.

I hate that they did that. Why didn't you release the episode? One, two, three, four. They were milking it. If you know what happened, it's weirder when you know what happens. That's why I'm like they're doing that? Okay yeah like it is all caught up that's to be fair

like it's excellent oh yeah why is it like i don't know well they had the huge gap from season one to season two attack on titan when the original season came out forever ago yeah and then there was like a five-year gap between season one and season two because they didn't know it was going to take off to the level it did. That's why the ending of it changed too. That show was going to be way darker.

Imagine that. I also heard the ending got spoiled somewhere online. The manga got leaked and then they had to change it because I read this like a couple of years ago. But I heard the manga got leaked and the ending got spoiled for like a ton of people. And they had to rewrite it because. Spoiler. It was.

I don't know. That one. This is 2016. I remember reading that's like, hey, when you start saying dates, because I know they're true and it makes me mad. You can just pull a fucking number out your ass. So back in 2016, April 15th. I'm here, like, every single day.

Like, start streaming. I go get my water. I come back. Let the first song finish. Go full cam. Hey, how's it going, everybody? Hope everybody's having a good... Click the calendar.

Wednesday. Have a good Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday. It's one of those three, I think. Let's go. I just say, hope your day is good. This motherfucker's like, I'm gonna steal that. November, 2016 at 4 30 PM. It was a Wednesday.

Riding gives me the day. Riding's like, I was on Wednesday, daddy. I'm like, okay thank you but then in 2016 the anime did so good that they switched the ending because it was supposed to be a lot darker ending they made it nicer? they were like okay we gotta make this longer

it was supposed to be a lot shorter too we gotta change stuff we gotta make it longer and we have to rotate the ending because it's making money it's printing dollar. It's printing dollar bills now. What made Attack on Titan blow up suddenly? Weebs. Weebs and it was so different. To be fair, there was like a big surge of people

taking interest in like anime and stuff. When I was in high school, if you watched anime, like you were the kid that ate like the cafeteria food and like played Magic the Gathering in the back. I know exactly what you're talking about. There was the group of kids that it was like. They smelled like salty. They were always like making out with each other in the back. I know exactly what you're talking about. There was the group of kids that it was like- They smelled like salty. They were always like making out with each other

in the corner too. And they would say like rawr and they'd growl at you and shit. Yeah. But like the thing is, is like I had Asian babysitters growing up and like they would make me watch anime and like that's how I got into it.

Like I watched the- Indoctrination. Nice. Yeah, indoctrination. They would punish me by making me use chopsticks and picking up hundreds of grains of rice and moving them from one plate to another.

This is legit. Is it Japanese? Chinese. They're like, oh, you've been bad. Okay, get chopstick. You take rice and you move to plate. I'm like, okay. I'd be really bad but dude i'm fucking really sick at using chopsticks now like i i embarrass people like you know how to use chopsticks i'm like fuck yeah i do i can't use

chopsticks in my life i've been i practice every time and i'm like i've broken my hands so many times they're like it doesn't work anyway they they got me into anime like princess mononoke akira like those are like uh really the first animes that i watched and anyway they they got me into anime like princess mononoke akira like those are like uh really the first animes that i watched and that's what got me into it and so like in high school like i kind of relate to those kids and i would actually go back and i'll play magic with them because i like magic back then i had a pretty sick mana ramp deck back in the day back in 2013 bro you are in trouble you get the grain of rice now move it from here to here cartoon please tell us more about your childhood i just picture you like watching princess man okay you're doing it

i just picture you turning to your baby so you're like arigato because i'm just like we are chinese what the fuck you're talking about that's japanese i like tweak is the least comfortable you know it's early you know that thing in your brain that's like don't't say that, don't say that, you're going to get constipated, you're going to get sick. That's what this is for. That's why Joe sits over here like last time. Yeah. Is she like that girlfriend in the boys?

She's just like texting you like angry text messages like, you better not say that. No, no, no, no, no, no. She just sends emojis. She speaks in emojis. It's like this. Angry face emoji. The one with the thing over the mouth. Or in emojis. It's like this. Angry face emoji. The one with the thing over the mouth. Or a zipper mouth.

It's like. It's funny. Like sometimes on stream, like we're talking about something kind of controversial. She like messes me on Discord. She goes, okay, let's move on. And I'm like, you know what? Yeah, that's a good call. Wendy's most important deal of the day has a fresh lineup.

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Mine died. It sucks. Yeah, I'm talking about that. I'm like so open about anything on my channel for the most part. Like, I like, my rule is basically like, if I'm involved and I'm talking about it, Jack can talk about it. But if I'm done talking about it and like, I'm back on the game and focusing, like, you guys better shut the fuck up.

Yeah, I'm so fucking loony on that. Yeah, we're done. That's the problem, because that shit will go on if you don't stop it. Bro, the entire stream, if I don't pay attention for 20 minutes, I'm like, these guys are still talking I'm pretty grateful for my little community on Twitch because a lot of my people like they will respectfully disagree And they don't like it like I always tell my hey prison rules like, prison rules, like call each other a bitch. Like, you know, like this is,

it's only shank each other. Nobody's looking. It's fine. Yeah, exactly. Like, but you know, like we can usually have like these kinds of conversations and people give different viewpoints,

but not be like, fuck you. I hate you. I'm never talking again. I'm not associating with you anymore. Like, fuck you. Like you're, I'm done. Oh, you know,

but like we get people like, oh, okay. Agreed to disagree. All right, let's move on. Clean. Didn't want to talk about this anymore. All right. That's cool.

You know, and like unfollow, okay, agreed to disagree. All right, let's move on. Clean, didn't want to talk about this anymore. All right, that's cool. Unfollow. Yeah, it's crazy. I'm going to unfollow you and leave right now. Okay. Yeah, it's like user has re-subs. You just watched it a bit a while, man. What's up?

This was yesterday you unfollowed me. You're back with us. Yeah, those guys are weird. They act like they're basically the most important person that is watching you and they're like, you're going to be so sad when I'm gone. What are you going to do without me and my follow? I'm sorry, David 63442

and gone. I don't know you anymore. Somebody's going to make a David 6334 profile in my goddamn chat tomorrow. It doesn't exist. There's no Somebody's gonna make a David 6334 to profile. My goddamn chat. Tomorrow I'm gonna be like, hey man, it's taken. It's taken. It doesn't exist.

There's no way. I'm telling you right now. Show up tomorrow. I'll find a way. Someone will have it. I hope the account's 14 years old or some shit too. They're gonna be like, yeah, I made this way back when. It's so crazy, man.

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the sniper bitch. They're that far in the fucking anime right now? I gave up. Honestly, I'm glad because Deku isn't a whiny little bitch anymore. He's actually kind of in his emo phase. That changes. Deku's on porn mode right now. He's in emo, like, I'm gonna kill everybody phase. It's actually like kind of in his so that changes yes deku's on porn mode right now he's an emo like i'm gonna kill everybody phase it's actually kind of nice i got to like episode 90

i was like i'm over it so yeah but that's his character he's 14 years old 15 years old he just got the best powers in the goddamn world which you don't even know him the majority of the powers yet which is more dope and then when he goes hard because he doesn't want anyone to get hurt anymore he's just like I'm doing this shit solo and he's just like walking around just a fucking hard ass and he's beating the top

bad guys instantly there's no like he's going animated Eli gets like now I gave up I'm not disagreeing. I'm just saying like you didn't agree, though. So he gets thrown into the camera. It's so good.

It's so, so good. Don't just just fucking spite him. You're going to hate Tokyo Revenger because that character also is... Yeah, don't watch it. It's why I already watched, I think I made it into six episodes of Tokyo Goof. I was like, I can't do it anymore. Dude, Tokyo Goof fell off

for me. I watched one in second season and third season. I'm like, what is going on? I'm like, what happened? It's like, he's not even the same character anymore. Wait, did you say second and third season are bad? No, first and second are the good ones. First and second were good, and the third season, I'm just like, what happened? He's whiny on the beginning of the first season.

He breaks at the end of it, though. One of the best credit scenes, because it's when he finally snaps. This show's old as shit, so spoilers. It's not talking about the ending of game of thrones at this point like yeah it's tortured tortured so he's getting because he can regenerate he's like bones cut off looms about a cut off regenerating this happens he's just tortured and then he stops caring and all his powers unlock and he is savage like so just watch the first two seasons. First two.

I think the only reason I've been able to watch Demon Slayer is because of how good the animation is. Because what's his fucking name? The whiny character. What's his fucking name? I like that guy. He's funny. He's really ditty. It's literally his voice

the entire time until he falls asleep. Then he's fucking amazing pig man yeah that's okay yeah that's okay yeah i love that's my blonde guys that that second season i'm sorry like it was fine until like the last few episodes where like i swear to god like 50 of the episode was that one dude's like three wives or three girlfriends just crying all the time i thought it was amazing the whole time dude i was pretty good but and i get what you mean like they were kind of irritating they just had like boobs and stuff and yeah yeah what's wrong with boobs and stuff no just like just don't please both of you tell me what's wrong with boobs in anime i would laugh my ass off if instead of the spinny guy instead of it's a guy it's a

girl and it's three dudes with huge dong and balls and they're just saying yeah they're like oh i miss it it's like okay now this is weird i get what i get what y'all are saying when you reverse gender it's just exactly really weird disturbing animation You guys have some artists that watch this right don't know our next shirt unsubscribe except the censored version is on whatever website and then the uncensored version is on the patreon oh we buy it through the patreon it's so rough the that manga goes that has two more seasons i think yeah left and there's definitely an ending to it uh oh that one goes yeah it's already wrapped in the manga. So that's over. Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah demons. There's over It's been over for a year two years now But that one's on the last

Leg of it now one also goes really hard. It's still in very much PG 13 mode Yeah Speaking of PG 13, I'm still waiting for the new season of Spikes Family. I love that anime. It's really good. I haven't finished it yet. It's so good. It's really good.

It's very like, it's PG, it's fun, but damn, it's just a good anime. It's really fun, yeah. It's a good one. It's just, you watched the entirety of it? Yeah, I've seen it. It's so fun. That's the one I think I suggested to you. That was one i was telling everyone

i was like hey intro to anime this is a fantastic anime just to get people into uh the family orientation of it the comedy these are style uh the action it looks great yeah yeah it's animated like gg the the little daughter i'm like oh god it's so heart well oh she's cute my. I'm like, oh god. It's so hard. Oh, she's cute Video games no fuck that we're talking about twitch. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot you got yet the president stepped down Yeah this morning all over shit today social media wait Cuz I've met him a couple is either a man with long hair or is he like the hipster looking guy? Yes. He's the hipster looking dude. Cause I'm talking about the glasses.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. No, I've actually had like lunch with him a couple of times at- And then Dan's taking over as CEO. That got the cowboy hat. I don't remember. On my phone.

Yeah. Don. He was the one that Loco did a big interview with a couple years back when, fuck, all the added or the sub split stuff happened. Oh. And he was just like, nah. And he's like, your community? It wasn't good. And he's now the CEO, I guess.

He's taken, as of earlier today, the main CEO of Twitch stepped down. Yeah, I'm sure. I believe. I need this, actually. The Hot Honey McCrispy is so back at McDonald's. With juicy 100% Canadian-raised seasoned chicken, shredded lettuce, crispy jalapenos, and that completely craveable hot honey sauce, it's a sweet heat repeat you don't want to miss. Get your hot honey McCrispy today.

Available for a limited time only at McDonald's. That's what I was like, damn, today. Oh, he stepped down. So that's how it would be like, see, we fired him. No. Everything stays the same. That's business world. That's what they're doing. Everything stays the same or it gets worse. Yeah. That's it.'re doing. Everything stays the same or it gets worse. Yeah.

It's going to get worse. 100%. There's no way. So Twitch made an ad incentives program, which was supposed to incentivize creators to run their own ads. Fuck you, viewers. Legitimately, yeah. And the program started out by actually paying creators decent money.

It was good. So like full transparency. It was like actually paying creators decent money. You know, it was good. So like full transparency. It was like a guaranteed bit of money. When it started, and this was right around like when my contract ended with Twitch, I would average like 2,500 viewers. If I ran like six minutes of ads for 160- Per hour, by the way, six minutes per hour.

Per hour, 160 hours streamed or so, they'd pay me like 15 to $20,000. Which is, I mean, hey, that's more ads than I've ever played in the past. And that's on top of what I make for subs and everything else. So just flat rate, boom, good. So starting this year, same exact viewership, everything,

190 hour streams, nine minutes of ads, $9,000. Holy shit, baby. Holy shit. They see you have to be super careful with your ad incentive things. I've seen a lot of people do this where like to go, Oh my God, that number is really high. I could run eight minutes of ads for this one month and just that's it. No, it keeps going up. Yeah.

If you do that, you're fucked because your option for doing three, four minutes of ads an hour, you'll never get that again. It is gone forever. that shit goodbye i've done six minutes one time otherwise i've done five minutes every time and my rates have gone from like my first few were like five grand four grand i was like fuck dude this is awesome then it was like two grand and then it was like a grand and as of yesterday they they changed the incentives program so you're no longer getting a guaranteed rate

they're like we're gonna give you estimated and not we're gonna give you a range yeah you could make three hundred dollars you could make 700 you could make and then your next one will be like 600 to 900 last one was 600 to 1200 for me. I was like, it's like, why is an added incentive? Like rerolling a stat in RPG. It really,

it's RNG. You're getting RNG. As he was saying that, I remembered like I was playing Diablo three the other night and I was rerolling my squirts necklace, trying to get the highest damage on it. I was like, that is so fucking stupid.

You guys are RNG rolling. There's no visibility into it. It's like, why? And then somebody saying literally within five average viewers of me, same size partner, numbers completely fucking different. Somebody else averaging way more

viewers than me has the exact same numbers as me. You don't think they have like an algorithm to check. Oh, they absolutely do. Fucking. They say absolutely. It's AI. It's all AI in general. They don't give a fuck about it.

That's the problem. Yeah, you guys have fun with that. Yeah, no, I'm screwed. If it goes that way and it's like, this channel isn't ad friendly or whatever, like YouTube is now. It's like. Eli. Eli, wake up sorry I just passed right now thanks to this amazing ghost bed pillow must be all that awesome cooling technology

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Get your bed today. YouTube's world. That's what's crazy. YouTube, we don't even... We rarely get strikes. Or not strikes. We don't get yellows. And especially since...

Recently, we've been great. Yeah. But now... I shouldn't have said the C word. I'm sorry. You can't say that on YouTube anymore. Sorry. I still say it. Fluck will take care of it.

That's the one word you can't say. Saying literally saying is like saying the N word on YouTube now. Literally they have it written out as like don't say these three words and they're yeah. That's not even like we shouldn't.

That's a literal thing from YouTube. A bunch of pussies. Put a punch of pussies. Yeah, 100%. Put a bunch of... Well, I think you can say it because it's weird too because Australia can say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's what's...

It's that weird skirting the line recently. I have never said that word as like an insult to a woman. It's always a term of endearment or like the other one is like, you know, when somebody is like fucking around, like, ah, he's being a bit of a,

you know? Yeah. It's like, but it's not like, you know? Yeah. You dumb. Yeah.

Wait, I just censored himself for the first time. Oh my God. That was wild. And on that of all things. I know. I don't know. And then I just blelt out the rest of it.

But it's so Twitch. I don't know. I never know on the censorship or whatever. I know there's the ad with music. There was that bad part. And then that went away. It's not even that big of a deal. It's really not.

No, it's not. People blew it up out of proportion because they didn't understand it. I've never gotten a strike. I have not stopped playing music that is copyright, that went away. It's not even that big of a deal. It's really not. No, it's not. People blew it up out of proportion because they didn't understand it. I've never gotten a strike. I have not stopped playing music that is copyrighted the entire time. Do you still get your VODs muted? Every now and then, but not bad. Really not.

The only thing that irritates me about that is whenever you get a muted VOD, you have to republish all your VODs and enable it. Oh, there's a thing to turn that off so it doesn't do that anymore. You guys don't use the separate audio things for your VODs?

No, fuck no. I don't give a shit. No. I've been doing that for years. Yeah, it's been great. No, it's because I don't use the separate audio things? No. I don't give a shit. No. I've been doing that for years. Yeah, it's been great. No, it's because I don't... If you pull the music out of my stream, suddenly it's not fun anymore.

And people who watch VODs then just see silent bullshit. They see you nodding your head to silence. No, I will not do that. I wouldn't have got a single party. He's hitting the party. He's like... Broke. But it's just his teeth.

He's like... His arms. He's like broke. But it's just his teeth, his arms. No, I'm not gonna fucking move. I've never gotten a strike. Yeah. I've never got a warning. Like, you know why that is? I reckon like all the people that were getting strikes that time,

it's probably because they were listening to some top 10 track. That's what we said. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, the top 100s. Don't listen to country. Don't listening to some top 10 track. That's what we said. That's exactly what it is. Yeah, the top 100s. Don't listen to country. Don't listen to your top 100. And be careful with rap and hip hop

and some old classic rock. Yeah, basically like Metallica. Yeah, just exactly. Some Metallica too. I have it on my playlist. Really? Yeah. That's surprising.

Metallica is gonna come in. I love the song Ronnie by Metallica. It's one of their old lightning. It's fucking awesome. Great suit and awesome riff. But all this is, is knowing which labels are going to come after you. Sony, BMG, Universal, and then there's another really bad one. As long as you're not playing songs owned by them, it doesn't matter.

A lot of punk rock, a lot of metal rock a lot of metal a lot of uh uh independent artists who have made their own labels they've come out and said play our music we don't give a fuck just because music is has is copyrighted or has somebody else owns the rights that music doesn't mean you can't play it just because you don't have permission by those rights hold doesn't mean you can't play it it all depends on if they are going to come after you whoever owns that music is going to come after you yeah sure vod muting can happen because it's all ai but like it's very like i i get the smallest segments of like seven hour vods i'll have 20 combined minutes 30 combined minutes of mute out of that dude it is wild how quick youtube's on that shit too because like we had a vlog where we went to Austin last week or week before

whenever it was to go see Muse. It was like we were recording at Terry Black's BBQ and there was like a song playing in the background. Caught it immediately. Well their AI is way better than Twitch's. Oh yeah and then like 10 second clips of the concert immediately.

Yeah you can't go 10 seconds. You have to do five seconds and under and even then it's better with music it's just do not fuck around use epidemic have that link to your account that way you have all your ad your music you pay for your sound effects and then it's good to go i just didn't monetize it yeah just yeah just because they let it be if you don't want to monetize it right but? But it will not get the push reach. So I'm assuming that one didn't get the views. Yeah, it's not going to be shared.

Yeah, whatever. It's fine. Which is one reason why we're always fighting. Like, well, you see an episode, instead of coming out on Wednesday, it's a Thursday or Friday episode. Usually we'll have one that's flagged and we just have to put it into review.

And then we have to wait those 24 hours to get an episode reviewed. Just so YouTube can be like, oh, nevermind, you're review. And then we have to wait those 24 hours to get an episode reviewed. Just so YouTube can be like, Oh, nevermind. You're good. And then we'll post late. But that's all because if we don't do that and it gets demonetized or it

gets limited monetization, it no longer gets any reach. They will not share it. It will have your subscribers will not see the episode. It dies instantly. The view count is like, it just drops. And it's a wall, a. The view count is like, it just drops. And it's a wall,

a wall. And they're like, we don't. And they say share shit. That's not making them money, but they say they do. They literally, that's what's the best part.

They like, it doesn't limit your reach at all. And it's like weird. Cause everyone has proof that it literally, it's like Ig saying we don't shadow ban. Like, didn't they come out and say they do now though? No, Facebook straight up said that.

When? Like last year, it was a whole thing. It was all over the internet. What's better than a well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue? A well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue that was carefully selected by an Instacart shopper and delivered to your door.

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Some guy came to my channel yesterday. He's like, bro, I think you're shadowbanned on Instagram. I'm like, did you spell it right? And he's like, oh yeah no we do that now some guy came on my channel yesterday he's like bro i think you're shadowban on instagram i'm like did you spell it right he's like oh yeah my bad shit it's a k micah is i had to type out micah yeah oh yeah full name i was like but grant those popped up i was like and i know he's shadow, but I think just because his is so used, it's like, okay, this is going to pop up no matter what. Versus Maiko. He's also been completely wiped like three times now. Isn't it like any content on Instagram?

Gun, knife, fantasy weapons now are also added onto that list. Oh, so fuck all the cosplayers then. Yeah. That was the big thing. They're like, oh, we can't cosplay. Cosmians are dangerous. That's so lame. You should be scared, so we're going to hide it from you. Yeah, meta. cosplayers then yeah that was the the big thing they're like oh we can't call them dangerous so lame you should be scared so we're gonna hide it from you yeah meta so facebook and ig that is how that is and that is that yeah and it doesn't really matter because you can't post photos

anymore on instagram god can't post gun and then they're very weird on some of those videos i did with brandon with like ppu the oh you're call of duty skits pretending to hold a gun yeah some went some got flagged as no you have to delete this and someone like okay like the one where i'm brand shooting people it's just like it's so back and forth like i've had tiktoks get millions of views of me just at the range and then to get one like at the range same range actually um and it gets shadow banned of me didn't you get one that got uh uh pulled because you were it was like a sniper meme tarkov video right lower the gun more and more and more until like it was like really hit

you saw like the butt stock and that was like right here yeah but then i have a fucking video of me mag dumping an ak and it's just like four million views. Here you go. Like, hey. What the fuck, man? They are very, sexual harassment, Sav gets slapped with that if me and her do anything where I like, that video she just posted,

I grab her boob. Cause I'm like, stop! And I grab her boob and they're like, unwanted touch and sexual harassment. I'm like, what? That was, and she's like instantly flagged, flagged, flagged. He has to go. He can't.

You never grab my boob anymore. Can. They're turning into pecs now. You used to, when they were luscious pits. They wanted to grab them. Now they're turning into pecs. They're definitely not turning into pecs. I don't want them anymore.

I still have not been to a gym. Lovely, bazunkan boobas, dude. I still got mine, dude. Oh, God. I still got a bit going on. Pull the shirt tight. Let me see them. How much have you lost?

How much have I lost? Weight. So, like, the day before I moved here, I was 273 pounds. And now... Man moved to America and lost weight. As of yesterday, I'm 235. Hell yeah, brother.

Definitely that. Don't know how that happened. Moved here, lost weight. That's incredible. Well, it's because, you know, like... It's because when you moved, your car was on the... Oh, because I'm not miserable anymore. Oh, it makes so much sense now. Oh, wild. Ireland, so happy.

I would have moved to Ireland so bad. What, so you can take antidepressants for the rest of your life? It's rainy and cloudy. There's no sun. We're all sad. Honestly, it's been like that here, though. I'm not going to lie. It's been beautiful the last couple weeks. Have you looked outside today? Right now. It is infinitely

better since I've moved here than it's ever been in Ireland. In Ireland, it literally rains every day, except for like three weeks in the summer. Seattle. Yeah. Holy fuck. Did you guys,

did you see the storm that hit Dallas like last week? Like rainstorm, thunderstorm? Yeah. Was that the one where there was a tornado warning? Yeah. Holy, so I was driving Dallas for like an event, like a content creation event in Dallas and find out like halfway through,

oh yeah, there's gonna be a storm. It's hitting Dallas. Oh yeah, whatever. I'll drive through the storm. Not a big deal. It's gonna be a storm it's hitting Dallas oh yeah whatever I'll drive through storm not a big deal it's gonna be rain right before we get to Dallas like tornado warnings and all this shit we're like oh we can't turn around now it's been four hours we gotta get to the hotel as we're driving through the highway in Dallas the thunderstorm hits the rain hits I can barely see four feet in front of my truck like then lightning strikes start hitting all over Dallas. Transformer, like it was like driving through a movie.

A transformer blew next to our truck, neon green. It was like, Dallas downtown goes black in front of us. And I saw like 20 plus transformers blow just one after the other down the highway. It was the wildest shit. I'm tasing the passenger seat like, it was genuinely terrifying. I was like,

I'm just going to keep driving. That's like the average road trip at home. Holy shit, man. Can't see anything. Dallas was just pitch black and I'm just driving through a hurricane at this point. The weather's been getting really intense lately.

I like that. That's the one way to say it. It's getting intense. intense lately. I like that. That's the one way to say it. It's getting intense. It's all over the place. A little crazy. Snowing in LA. It hailed here two weeks ago. Hey, you guys remember when I was on the podcast last time?

We're like, we're not talking about the weather. Fuck. We're talking about the weather. It's on the Twitch. Sorry, where were we? Oh, yeah. You guys can go on. So now there's the new ad incentives to run ads for as long as you guys want,

which fucks over the viewer, barely incentivizes you guys. It's literally opposite effect. You're like, okay, now I have to run more ads to not get paid as much and screw over my viewer. I think destroying your retention. More than anything, I run my channel a lot differently

than a lot of people on Twitch. So I run no notifications, no text-to-speech, anything. Literally nothing shows up on the screen. I just, hey, dude, thanks for the sub. Thank you. I read their message. Oh, you killed your notifications, too? I've been doing that for years.

No, you have a pop-up. It's your little clean logo. It's been gone for years, bro. Fuck you. I just reached out like a month ago. I swear to God it was there. There's just no sound with it. No, nothing shows up.

I have nothing that shows up on the screen. And the main reason I do that is because ads are becoming so intrusive on the platform. I want the only interruption to the content to be an ad. But at this point, the ads themselves are starting to get like really fucked up where it's like, I don't even want to play them anymore to make money because it's literally like turning away my viewers.

Yeah. Oh no, it's scary. It's pushing people away at this point. It is. It's making people not want to watch and not want to get involved in the content. And subscribing has become more so about not seeing ads than getting the

emotes, being a part of the community, being a part of the subscribers, which is fucking sucks because that's what it should be about. It's doing the opposite, right? Because everyone's seeing more of a dip in subs and

viewers. What do you think on that? I don't see a dip in subs. I'm pretty average there, but I'm seeing everybody's seeing a massive dip in viewers. It's time of the year. Twitch is just seeing a massive drop off. COVID's done. And nobody's online.

It's still a pandemic, Patty. It's still a pandemic. Dr. Fauci told me that we should still wear masks. Okay. So like. I still get caught off guard by that stuff still to this day. It's like what? You still think it's happening?

Motherfucker. Everybody's back at work. Fucking. Yeah. Everybody's outside partying. People aren't living on online like they were 2020, 2021. When everybody on twitch saw a massive spike everyone literally like it blew up and so everyone's seeing a drop in viewership

but it feels even worse than that now that you're pushing ads like i i can't go watch people anymore i can't like well if i'm not subbed to them, I will not watch them. I just say get Twitch Turbo, bro. It's $9 a month. Yeah. Oh, they don't advertise it anymore. You have to... No, you literally have to Google search it. Yeah.

You have to go Twitch, Turbo, and Google, and then the page will pull up, but you cannot go to Twitch and click on anything that will take you to Twitch Turbo. Yeah, they removed it. It's $9 a month, and you get no ads on any channel ever. Do you remember those couple of months where they decided to let partners go into any stream without getting ads and then they took it away you remember that yeah because we're watching streams all the time thanks twitch you know because there's literally no fucking reason to be a partner right now no it doesn't matter in fact you're actively fucking yourself over by being a twitch partner

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i was like i'll be fine with that he's like i'm like okay maybe i won't yeah yeah twitch ads man pre-rolls mid-rolls it's like being able to run three minutes of ads an hour if it gets rid of pre-rolls i'm fine withs, it's... Like, being able to run three minutes of ads an hour, if it gets rid of pre-rolls, I'm fine with that. 100%. I've been doing that anyways since before Ad Incentive. But, like, the incentive program is just like, we don't want you to do that. Dude, 10 plus minutes of ads an hour.

That's ridiculous. It's so stupid. Imagine, this is worse than, like, cable TV. Cable TV had your, what, 30 seconds of ads to one minute cable tv one or two well okay an average program was 20 minutes per half an hour 24 minutes was your average television show but it had a 30 minute runtime so six minutes per 30 minutes so 12 minutes so it's standard tv and you can't skip or anything like that where youtube is youtube is nice because it's five seconds

but then it's skip or it's like two ten five second and skip skip. Yeah. Oh yeah. Can't do it. Yeah. But Twitch is like watch this. Watch. It won't take long to tell you neutrals ingredients.

Vodka. Soda. Vodka. Soda. Natural flavors. So, what should we talk about? No sugar added? Neutral. Refreshingly simple this and then you guys are getting hate because i was reading your guys's replies on your tweets or people were like yeah your life's so hard oh my god i'm like i don't think people are realizing this is fucking over the viewer and not it's fucking over everyone

but mainly the viewer people don't even realize what that when when you share ads and stuff they're like oh you're getting 300 to 600 an hour for your ads it's like no you're fucking stupid man you're literally a fucking idiot if you don't understand it don't talk about it that's that's my biggest thing like so many people on social media just love to fuck i gotta get involved i don't know what's going on but i'm mad shut the fuck up christ so many people i shared my incentive stuff this last one because of how abysmal it was like the worst it's ever been and people are just like i don't know you're complaining about these look like great numbers compared to what i've seen i'm like compared to your affiliate friend with two viewers, yeah, you're right. I'm just in the top 0.1% of Twitch,

and my numbers are lower than they've ever been, and they're lower than people who are doing worse than me in some cases, and also other people are getting zero numbers and just percentages. Some people don't even see their numbers. Yeah, like me, I only have percentages on mine. I didn't even see like a numerical value. They're just like, you'll get anywhere from like-

55% of your ad anywhere from 55% to like 65% or something like that. And like, that's what I chose. And I'm like, it's all this. It's like four, six, or no, no, no. It was six, eight, and nine minutes. And it was all the

same percentage. And I was like, I don't know what this means. Yeah, when you're giving a percentage based off a time that doesn't do it. It doesn't it doesn't tell me like if I'm making more money, it's like I'm getting because it's not giving you a CPM. It's not giving you anything where it's like, well, this is it's just a percent based off of a number. I just chose the six minutes because I'm like, you know what? Nine minutes, even eight minutes. It's way too fucking much.

It's too much. Too many fucking ads. Fucking six minutes is too much. I did six minutes because I'm like, you know what? Nine minutes, even eight minutes, it's way too fucking much. It's too much. That's too many fucking ads. Dude, fucking six minutes is too much. I did six minutes one time. Normally ads when you stream Tarkov is not bad because you can run ads when you're loading into raids. Or your stash. Or your stash. And it's not a huge deal.

Trying to maintain six minutes of ads while running raids fairly quick was rough. People were missing like the first minute, three minutes of a raid or the end of a raid. They would just miss it. Cause it would roll over. Like you, you actively have to be done what you're doing within 16 or 17 minutes.

So you can not take more than six or 17 minutes in a raid. Cause I was running mine every 18 and a half minutes that was my cycle when i was doing like five minutes i bumped to six and it's like oh now you have to do even more so your time shrinks obviously and like and that's targop targop is an easy game to run ads in sure imagine if you're trying to play like a battle royale well dude i'm playing day z that shit doesn't stop no it doesn't stop dude exactly yeah yeah like i'm doing destiny right now and people just come in like i don't know what you just said i missed it It doesn't stop. No, it doesn't stop. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I'm doing destiny right now. And. He was just coming though.

Like, I don't know what you just said. I missed it. Cause I was just about to say, I don't like, I forget to keep track of when my ads play. Cause I just let the manager run. I'll be responding and talking to people and just do my streamer thing. And then people like,

oh bro, fucking ads playing in here. And he said, I just like explained or answered a question. I'm just like, motherfucker. Like that's so irritating dude that is the worst somebody comes in they ask a question and then as soon as you go to answer it they get a fucking ad or even once a pre-roll hits and then your ad hits them

it's like and then you've already explained it and then they're like oh hey sorry ad and you're like what the fuck was I saying and then you're just pissed off yeah it's yeah some bullshit the head kick guys yeah who wants to fucking stream Pornhub guys saying and then you're just pissed off yeah it's yeah some bullshit and it's some bullshit hey kick guys yeah who wants to fucking stream pornhub guys yeah oh man have you heard of kick

i know i've heard of it i still keep up to date with this i just don't give a shit i'm very simplistic i'm like yeah it's like twitch for me right now i'm like i will stream on these days for two hours i do not have numbers up. I don't know how many viewers I have. I have none of that ever. I get a check now. Yeah, I'm just, I'm like, I don't give a fuck about any of this. I just want to have a good time.

That's kind of my mentality at this point. Like, I mean, I've still always made great money doing what I do. Even after I switched from Tarkov to Variety and like, I was still making great money. That's basically what I do. It's like, I don't, I leave all my numbers up. So like I see everything that changes. I'm always like, you can't go up and down because it doesn't fuck with me.

I don't let it fuck with me. I know other streamers were like, they have to hide everything. They can't see it. They're like, hey, you better turn off your view cap because it's destroying your mental. No, you are letting it destroy your mental, bro. Like it's you, that's on your mental bro. Like it's you that's on you bro.

Because who are you? Yeah, exactly. It's because a lot of people can't handle the fact that like, just because they measure these numbers based on their mental happiness and success, they get dopamine off of that shit. But they refuse to admit that they refuse to. And that doesn't affect me, but it does make me sad when it drops below this number.

I get zero joy from it though. Just not happy. No, exactly. You know, a lot of creators, I think could really learn from that. I'm not trying to say like, I'm putting myself on a pedestal or anything, but just like,

we are so lucky to be able to even make a thousand dollars a month playing fucking video games. Being able to enjoy what we do, where you could be making that much doing a fucking retail job at Target instead and hate your fucking life.

Yeah, and a lot of people, I think, they just take that shit for granted and they get so stuck on the high of dopamine of like seeing the sub count, their view count go up and all that kind of shit, which again, you get dopamine from that. You get dopamine from everywhere on social media. That's just how it works. But people need to, you know, fucking dial it back and look in the mirror for a second.

Realize like how good you actually have it. Which also people can't like there's going to be two takeaways from this also, which is it's like, oh, you guys play video games and you're bitching about ad revenue. But as you're saying, it's also it's like we are, you guys play video games and you're bitching about ad revenue. But as you're saying, it's also, it's like, we know we're extremely lucky. Also, it took fucking hard work to get to the position. Social media is not easy. It's almost seven years now for me, dude. If you think it's easy, try to build

a social media following on any platform. On any fucking platform. And have engagement. That is the most difficult thing. YouTube, completely separate from Twitch. Please. You could just buy views. I hear that's great to do. And then you have zero engagement and you look like a fucking fool.

There's a couple people that I've seen in dark op categories where it's like they have 4,000 viewers. Bro. Then you see the Twitch chat. It's all in meds now. It's like... Every day. Every single day. day, 2000.

This is on fast chat. What is it? And, but the thing is what makes me wonder too, is like, did this motherfuckers actually get like ad revenue from that? If it's in bed, they do really thing. Now we're thinking it's like, i mean now it's not gonna matter oh yeah the new program they've changed that and beds no longer matter the thing is is they still give contracts to like the 0.01 percenters oh yeah absolutely they get paid really good money

just for running a set amount of ads and they don't even they don't get the ad instead of program because they're paid via contract. They just let their shit run. It doesn't matter to them. They don't need to plan that shit anymore. It's over. I mean, good for them. But again, it's like the smallest. It's literally the smallest percentage of streamers.

Like maybe a couple hundred on the entire platform of tens of thousands that are partners. Like 60,000 partners, I think in all of Twitch right now. More than that now. Yeah, I think so. I mean, back in my fucking day when I first got partnered. 20, 30,000, right? Probably like 12. Partners I think in all of which right now When I first got party 30,000 right probably like 12 I had to maintain 550 to 650 never like 60 60 days straight no

When deadly got it, you had to fucking grind your ass off and one that I got I had a PayPal donation And I had subscribers that was fucking it. That was it And then like then twitch prime came in gifted subs been an affiliate. Yeah, no affiliate came in I started streaming to literally write as the affiliate program hit. Yeah, that just was like, oh cool This is a thing now. Yeah, I mean people have a week into streaming for me way more Opportunities to grow on the platform than they ever have had in the past That's the floor. It's just like in back then the platform than they ever have had in the past. Because before it's just like, and back then the platform was smaller too. Like if you had 10,000 viewers on the platform, you were the top streamer at the time.

Now like the top streamers have like 70, 80, up to a hundred thousand viewers at a time. Got an event going on, two million people watching a category, three million people watching a category. Props, fucking game awards like i remember when dr disrespect broke the record like 60 000 live viewers and everyone was like when his first came back and they were like holy shit the pub g days made like that was twitch's

like everything changed when pub g and fortnite yeah yeah fort Fortnite was the follow on when PUBG obviously right now it's just bots. And then Tarkov really took off. Tarkov's in such a bad spot right now. Dude, it's, it's bad. All that.

I, I can play it maybe an hour. If that. I just don't play it. I don't. I just don't dude. I tip my hats to you hour. I just don't play it. I just don't, dude. I tip my hats to you guys. Even caught at this point, I'm like,

well, it's easier because I'm just going on to play, get a couple of dubs, and then I'm off. And then people are like, what are you doing this or this? I'm like, oh, I'm not. I don't. If you think I gave two shits about this. You want to try this challenge mode on Tarkov? No. I'm trying to try this challenge mode on Targov. No,

I've literally never, I've never done a, a Targov challenge because the, the only time I feel like people start doing those is because they are starved for content and the game cannot provide enough enjoyment from just being what it is. Again, people have to make up their own fucking rules in order to have fun with the

game again. Granted, I'm not like talking shit about those people. It's more of like, it's more of a fun with the game again. Granted, I'm not like talking shit about those people. It's more of like a- They're having fun with that shit? It's more of a diss on the game than anything. Yeah, absolutely, 100%. And it's just for-

Fuck the game, man. I just couldn't do that. For me, it's just like, man, I'd rather just go play another fucking video game at this point instead of like making up rules that nobody else follows. And playing the exact same game again. That's 10,000 plus hours.

We're all 10,000 plus hours on Tarkov at this point. Y'all. Y'all. This is the Tarkov side of the table. I tried to do a hardcore account at one point. I think it was because... No, I remember this. We hit a dono goal for like a

charity incentive for like St. Jude one year and I said I'd do a hardcore account for a week. It was the most miserable. You gave up on it, right? No, I didn't even finish the week. I think I made like three days. At one point I got a good kit and I had like one 20 round mag

in my SVD and I reloaded it somewhere and the mag like clipped through the floor and it was gone. And you just deleted it. I was like, no no i'm over this no i'll do it for delete the gear dude i don't know how deadly does it it blows my mind because like he's gotten kappa on hardcore accounts and shit not that he's like the only one who's done it but like dude the the man so deadly and markstrom are the two to me they they live

for like those hardcore challenges. You know what? They enjoy that shit. Good on them. I don't know how the fuck they can do that stuff. No, I can't. Playing Destiny right now has been the most fun I have had on Twitch in probably two years. That day one raid.

You guys did that whole thing. It took us 15 hours and like 48 minutes total. Something like that, yeah. Yeah. We were like the 11,000th clear. I think so, yeah. Which is kind of cool. Yeah.

I mean, to be fair, it was the easiest day one raid that they've ever released. But it's still for a team made up of people that have never played together before. And we also weren't the most geared. We definitely were. I was not. We did pretty good. It was cool. Yeah. So Destiny 2 or it is a no goes through. They release new raids.

Like think of World of Warcraft raids, things that take six players. They're generally hours to complete. A lot of coordination. The previous day ones have taken, you know, on the minimum, the best teams that have been nonstop geared like the best of the best in this game this 0.001 take six to eight hours sometimes over 17 hours sometime i think

last wish was like damn near like 23 and a half hours or some shit to clear the first raid because there's no instructions nobody knows how to there's puzzles different bosses you have dps certain amount there are crazy mechanics you don't know. And you just gotta figure it out. Fast forward, you get it down to like 30 minutes, you can run these raids. Some of these, well some of them after. It's like initial, it's like,

hey, this is like first time, 18 hours. These day ones are called contest mode now. Contest mode, yeah. They make it all, everything's harder. Oh, that's fucking. Your light level, your gear score is dropped well below the actual gear score of the raid. So that first 24 hours, first 48 hours, I think it is now...

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Last Wish. Last Wish is the one where you fight a giant space dragon. Yes. Yeah. The last of the Ahamkara. Yeah. What's your name again? Riven. Riven. Yeah. Okay. I don't know if I did that one then. It's sick. You haven't played much d2 at all have you no i think i did the the last dungeon i did was the big computer room that's like the red deep stone crypt maybe no he did not do deep stone no you haven't done fuck all for d2 wrath of, Wrath of the Machine. That's probably the last one I played. Yeah, you did Destiny 1.

Okay, so that was the last raid I did. Yeah, you haven't played D2. You're D1, Rath. Yeah. Those are good games, though. In my opinion, some of the best shooting mechanics in a video game

and the raids. I will say the PVE shooting mechanics in Destiny are... Oh, they're great. Yeah, they always feel super fun. Yeah, you always feel like really powerful unless you're doing like, you know, Grandmaster bullshit

where you feel like you're doing nothing pussy bitch yeah and then the coordination is fun because if your teammates suck it it makes those really difficult and you die it shows you how bad your teammates have been doing yeah that's pretty great too i love that because it is it is a platform it's like like Mario 3D mixed with a first person shooter. Cause you're, as something I'm assuming still, it's like, Oh, you have to grab the raid. Now jump, jump and put it on the guy's back and jump away. And then count to three and do a spin and it will explode.

You just did Goldoroth. Yeah, literally. Like every time we're doing a raid together, it's like, all right, taking three, two, one, switch, next phase, next phase. And then everyone moves. You're in position. All right, five, four, three, two. All right, you're going L1 to L3, L1 to L3.

I'm taking, I'm jumping now. Okay, I got the orb, I'm slamming. It makes no fucking sense. It sounds so stupid when you take it out of context, but when you're doing it, you feel so cool. There's a kid that just got arrested for butt dialing 9-1-1 yes oh the rc he was playing rainbow six yeah and he was like hey i just killed two people okay okay no that's all 9-1-1 this happened like last week he's like i don't know what it is like uh so what he's like oh my god, I was I killed two people in a video game

This is a big change to the story Worst but dial you know worries me you guys ever just be like streaming and then you'll say something that doesn't even sound like Siri But say hey, how can I help you today? I'm like she'll do something when your phone is on like do not disturb or something. I don't have Siri turned on. Siri's always on, even if you shut her off. Yeah, I can't turn it off. Hey, Siri. My phone doesn't. Hey, Siri. Hey, Siri, call Batty.

How did you turn it off? Hey, Siri. Oh. Shut up, bitch! How did you turn it off? Hey, Siri. Oh. Show, bitch! Sorry. Yeah, I turned that shit off. How did you show Siri off? And the options.

I don't want Siri in my shit. Siri's listening. I'm one of those. I'm like, uh-oh. At least I feel good thinking she doesn't listen. Dude, Siri was cool for like the first day it came out. And I was like, hey, Siri, you want to suck my dick? I'm sorry. I can't answer that

right now and then it's like oh that's boring that's it show eight days later stop I'm gonna divorce but yeah that's uh yeah I always turned that shit off I was like nah they had that call of duty um what people were doing because you'd hear the the people with that open mics getting near them and then people would be like hey xbox shut up and you just see them disconnect you're like the amount of times i i'm a piece of shit the amount of times i've been like hey siri play and i'll pick like rains down in af or some shit. And I'll just start to say like, hey Alexa, because you can, there are typical phrases like, hey Alexa, turn all the lights on.

It's three in the morning. IRL flashback, ah you motherfucker. Hey Alexa, Max volume. You can do that while you're on stream and fuck with people. Oh, I didn't even think about that. Yeah, because people are watching on their TV. That's why they're listening on speakers or TV, I guess. The amount of people that listen on speakers or TV

is way higher than I expected. Right now on the podcast, people are probably watching this because they're going to be... Hey, Alexa, turn off the TV. Like, stop, stop. Oh, God. Hey, Alexa, Google bad dragon.

Oh my God. I'm too cursed. Buy now. We're just getting invoices of bad dragons. We bought for them. We're bad. You're welcome. Explain that one to the accountant.

What games are you guys looking forward to? Diablo 4, Diablo 4, Diablo 4. RE4 remake. Oh, RE4 remake too, yes. Yeah, dude, RE4 was my favorite Resident Evil of all time. I'm not a Resident Evil guy. I played that on the GameCube repeatedly. Did you see the new one on the hardcore?

It's like fucking hard, apparently. I'm going to buy another GameCube, dude. Is it like permadeath? I don't know, but the the demo the articles I was reading were like yo the hardcore is like brutal on Resident Evil 4 demo I think it would be permadeath because or well no because Village of Shadows

on RE8 isn't permadeath on the hardest mode but I think it's something like it's very like limited ammo meds stuff like that like you basically have to shoot everybody in the leg kick them in the face then finish them on the ground like that's how you Did it in re4 you'd be like boom roundhouse Then I'm looking for to that I want to check out d4 for sure

Diablo 4 just for everybody. Yeahalker 2 near the end of the year. I'm really looking forward to that because I'm a huge Stalker fan. Counter-Strike 2. Oh, my God. Is that actually happening? Yeah. Yeah.

People are talking about it. It's the most low-key announcement ever. It's because it wasn't announced. It was leaked. Yeah. It got leaked real hard. I'll play this shit. Is it on Source 2?

Yeah. That's what it is. That's what was part of the leak. Dude. I hope they have a new Gary's Mod Source 2, bro. That'd be sick. I didn't think about that. Gary's Mod was fun, man. We make all the old zombies maps and survival game modes and shit.

Oh, man. I remember me and my buddies used to just server hop just all night. It's all we do for weeks on end. And just try out all the different janky-ass servers and shit. I probably played it at some point. I think other people's fucking fucked up shit. My favorite was Zombie Panic.

It was basically like Halo Infection, but Half-Life. You'd have these different maps and you'd have to go through and try and find some guns and ammo to hold up somewhere. Then there's a player who's the zombie and they'd fucking kill one person at a time. Then somebody turned into the zombie and eventually you'd just be the last man standing. Yeah. And that shit was always very, very fun. I miss those days.

Because there's just so much weird shit that people would make. And it was all so different. It was janky as hell, man. All of it. I loved it. But it ran great because it was Source. It was Source, yeah.

It just kind of worked. Unless you joined one of those really fucked up maps. It's like, what is this? It's like the most awful sound effects ever just constantly blaring in your ear. Mar! Yeah. Fatality. You're like, why is that

on max volume? I forgot about those. Overkill. It's just screaming words. Pain to kill. Nonny. Overkill. It's just screaming words. I don't care. Nonny. Oh, God. That is wretched in my ears.

I'm wondering if they do Counter-Strike like a Battle Royale with it. They tried that. Did they? Yeah, it's called Danger Zone. Oh, fuck. I remember. Wait, hold on.

Was it Danger Zone? Yeah. I swear to God, it was something similar to a Battle Royale, kind of. I never fucking played it. Counter-Strike? Yeah, yeah. Back in the day, we called that Free-for-All. Yeah. Yeah, no, because it was on, like, its own specially made maps for the game mode.

And there was, like, pickups. You could pick up armor. You could pick up weapons. You could pick up... Yeah, it was weird. I don't even know if it's still a thing. It might be. But I'm pretty sure it's called Danger Zone. Came out with one of the operations. Yeah. See, if they did Counter-Strike, I would like to play Counter-Strike

because that's more fast paced than Call of Duty, in my opinion, I think. Well, there's no like slide canceling. There's no aiming. There's no sprinting. There is no aim. I wonder if they're gonna continue like the low, because only what the AUG and the SDG.

It's all the things with scopes. Which is kind of wild to think about. Back in the day, yeah, that was it. There was no aiming. They don't need to change it because it's perfect. Just update the graphics, maybe some new animations. That's the problem though. Gamers nowadays aren't okay with just

updating graphics and moving forward. They need mechanical changes. They need it. mean if you look at like the call of duty community like when they add or change a new mechanic that was all the duty they fucking either flip shit or they love it yeah they always have to like go back and revert like what happened with the modern warfare 2 is like they they had to literally go back on most of the stuff they changed because people like a slide canceling and all this other fucking dumb shit that I personally hate. Yeah, I agree.

I didn't mind the sliding or the fucking zoomer. So they could have kept get rid of that stuff and then just the dive because you had the dolphin dive, which didn't help much in battle other than when you're getting away. That's what it should be used for is getting into cover. And I was fine with that, the movement fine with all of those things, the looting mechanics, they switched in modern warfare to I fucking despise.

Cause it wasn't good. It was like open bag. This comes up and your guy's like, Oh, I want this. It's like, throw your gun out and you grab like trash. And you're like,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm in a firefight.

Now you're trying to grab your gun. It's grabbing everything else. You like C4 plates. And you're like, no, fucking no. You'll appreciate this. How the fuck did they make it worse? Was it Black Ops 3? Oh, yep.

They made it worse than that somehow. And it is incredible. Well, it's because it's not the same developers. Let's be honest. They cycle out devs. No, there's three of them. Treyarch. Treyarch. Infinity Ward. Infinity Ward. Activision. Even within that. No, they're the publishers. let's be honest like they cycle out devs it's no there's three of them uh tray arc infinity

even within those they're the publishers yeah even within those studios themselves they'll swap out devs all the time yeah just rotate yeah they'll rotate them out they'll fucking put people on a contract once they're done like hey get the fuck out of here and the only people that stay around are usually the executives they got i mean even the new ones which that's always the problem it's like this game failed because of this it's like no the executives are why this failed you shouldn't have had any input in these specific things you should have shut the fuck up listen to general concerns i always say just reach out to people that know how to play hey like you guys i'd be like hey what do you think on these mechanics?

You do a democracy almost where it's like give it to 100 top FPS players. Like what mechanics do you want in this? What do you like? What do you not like? Imagine. You'd instantly get that feedback. It's like, hey, this is fucking trash talking. Call of Duty, there should have been zero.

No one played that. I was like, man, this looting mechanics are really fucking dope. I love being able to drop ammo and pick it up or just shit disappearing when i drop it we were playing and it was like those fucking issues that were happening you know like this is you can't have fuck-ups with shit that is core especially like it is so important that that fundamentally works because you have to be able to grab your plates, grab whatever the fuck you need off this guy and move. You can't, it's the same thing with Tarkov. You spend too long sitting on a bodyguard. Ooh, I'll wear this.

You're going to call me out like that. That's literally me on my knee. You just, you can't do that. You know, he's got to be quick or you're going to get fucked. You're going to get third-partied. Yeah, and that's why you get third-partied and you're like, fucked. You're gonna get third-party. Yeah, and that's how you get third party. And you're like, motherfucker. The new, they patched it.

And yesterday I found already a key problem. We pulled up in a vehicle to buy something. I jump onto that vehicle. I'm like, ah, I get off of it. And they're like, what? I was like, Zex, stand on that vehicle. And he's like, why? I was like, your game will go to shit.

Stand on that vehicle. He hops up. It's like, turns into a slide show. Yeah, it goes to 10 to 30 frames per second. If you're just standing on that vehicle. He hops up. It's like... Turns into a slideshow. Yeah, it goes to 10 to 30 frames per second if you're just standing on a vehicle. Sounds like Tarkov when you aim.

Yeah. You know, I got this DPC from Starforged and I still haven't even ran Tarkov on it once. Don't. Don't ever. It's 390 and I can't run Tarkov when I aim. This weird thing. So I had a really bad processor before. I just upgraded

it like a month or two ago. I got one of those 5800X3Ds. Nice. Everyone's saying it runs it great. When I first had it, it ran phenomenally. Everything else I've played on it runs great. Tarkov ran great at the start. Now a few months later, Tarkov runs like it did on my old processor again. It's the bitcoining mining.

I don't understand like how it is the most inconsistently performing video game that exists on the planet. It's the only video game I've ever played where RAM and RAM speed affects the FPS. Wait, are you kidding? No, RAM amount and RAM speed affects the FPS in Tarkov. It's the only game I've ever played.

It's the only game that's ever maxed out my RAM. He's like 32 gigs maxed out my RAM. Yeah. 32 gigs of RAM in my game. My piece is like, it's screaming. So is this the Unreal motor? No, this is, we're using Adobe Photoshop to power it.

So sometimes the server is just clicking between the tops of the top. He's like, he just rendered it. It's just rendering. Yeah, the game is just, when you hit play, it's like, he just rendered it. It's just rendering. Yeah, the game is just, when you hit play, it's just like rendering game. It's like,

oh, computer. I didn't know RAM fucking made it. It's still got, it's still got a massive fucking memory leak somewhere. So your RAM will just be screaming

if you don't restart your game every now and then. Sometimes when you're playing Tarkov, it's like, if you want to experience that you've never played Tarkov before, boot up your favorite game and go download Cinema 4D

and run a benchmark and see what happens. That's what Tarkov is all the time. That's yeah. That's insane. Like I'll be sitting at, you know, a hundred plus frames and all of a sudden I'll aim and it's like, 20, 15, 30, 40, 20, 15. I am looking forward to the arena mode though,

because it is running off a completely different infrastructure, net code and like hardware. I'm excited to talk to the team who made it. That's not PSG. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, they're at BSG. It's just like a different team.

They're at BSG. They're at BSG over there though. Where? There's no way it's the same team. If it's a different infrastructure, 100%. I'm absolutely calling it's a different team. Yeah, but they've built it from the ground up. It's not like Tarkov now where they're still

going through all of the fucking turbo mega layers of top quality. They're trying to get through Nikita's original code. Yeah, it's like, oh my God. Back when it was a flash FPS on Facebook. Dude. Wait, so Tarkov, did they just build that from the ground up, just jankily jankily

i think there was a word to describe tarkov jankily jankily jankily is the word yeah yeah it's a jankily fps because you have like ko ko not like kojima he's famous for like we're building these engines the fox engine whatever and it's it's the standard usually when it comes to video games. It's like, hey, Metal Gear S2, 3. No, that's what I love. You can just run the Unreal and they probably like, why don't you just do the Unreal 3? No, no.

You know when you have to download LimeWire to download something else? There's something else to start. To be fair, UE4 is a fucking to work with. Yeah. It's like a lot of my buddies who are devs, like they don't like working UE4, like Unity devs. There's not really any like really good engine out right now that's like a lot of my buddies who are devs, like they don't like working UE4, like Unidevs. There's not really any like really good engine out right now

that's like really great for developers to work on. Like the only one Frostbite isn't. But that's literally owned by EA. Yes. Yeah. I mean, granted, dude, if they would like fucking release a dev kit for people and be like, hey, you can build games on Frostbite.

But they charge a fuck ton to use Frostbite. Yeah, you need millions. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. A fuck ton. Whereas you can literally download UE4 on your fucking PC and start making something if you wanted to. I mean, Frostbite's a great engine because obviously it's had tens of millions of dollars backed into it, but, you know, fuck those

guys. Damn! Jeez! That was a hard C! I really don't like EA man. No, I get it. They've ruined so many games. Battlefield 4 is now like 16 bucks. Or not 4, sorry. Battlefield 2042.

They brought back the classes, by the way. I'm sure they did. And then nobody cares. Is grandma still fighting on the front lines? I don't know. You shot that game in the leg. Like I remember beta or whatever the week before I was like, this is going to be trash.

We were so excited to play it. Yeah. But Zex was like, I mean, I played a game together in like three years. We quit though. Zex wanted to be good so bad. I know. I was so hyped for that show.

Me and you were just like, I was like, this sucks. I was like this game. You discussed it too. Like. And how small they were with the, I was like, this sucks. I was like, this game. You discussed it too. Like. And how small they were with the, dude, they'll zoom in. You'd be like punched in. And it's like, how far is he? It's like, probably 2000 yards.

It's like, let me range find him. 250 feet. It's like, why is my hand 24X scope? And it's like, boom. It's like, why is it traveling so slow to 300? I have a seven by 35 scope. Let's keep it on seven. Man, man. Let's keep it.

The rounds were 300 feet per second. It was a paintball. Dude, you lob them, you're like, oh, I remember this part. You can just duck out of the way. Hold on, is the bullet coming? You can literally lean out of the way. That was the worst part.

You're like, no, okay. You're just sniping battles. I will just never play a Battlefield game ever again. Also, before we move on, fuck EA for starting. Fuck you and fuck your ultimate team

that started this whole microtransactions and video game bullshit because it was you fuckers that started it. It really was. But hey, their executive guys

said that you're retarded if you don't fucking put microtrans transactions in your game. Cause obviously, you know, all video games and art should be about making money. And like, why would you ever make anything that people would just enjoy and like, you know, because that's, you know.

Shout outs to the fucking $70 games that have paid fucking battle passes. And yeah, love you guys. Yeah, you're awesome. Thanks. No, he thinks you're a bunch of cunts. I remember when video games went from $40 to $50.

That was such a huge change. It's always been $50. I feel like... We're talking N64 shit, buddy. I feel like back then, I remember that jump. $50. Nope. Look at a GameCube game. They were not $50 on the rip.

That's true. I remember them being like $40. No, they were $40. How much are we wagering on this so nintendo so in s any nes video games came out at 69 to 79 dollars then we had snes games that came out to 59 to 79 the first version of secret of mana was 69 coming out which is now 20 000 to 40 000 This is the stuff I'm like... I will say, though, I would believe that N64 games were probably about $50. Because I remember in Ireland back in the day,

I think it was 30 to 35 pounds was how much an N64 game was, which would have been about, oh, maybe $60 back then. I don't know. It depends on what the conversions and shit were. I don't know.

I remember GameCube games not being that expensive. I agree. Yeah. Xbox and PS2 games were more expensive. Were 50 bucks. And then eventually they went to 60 bucks. Hmm. I mean, I also feel around like 2012, 23rd.

Actually no, it was 2007, 2008. That's what I'm thinking. Like when I was in high school, still like 2000, fucking 7,000, 8, like 2000 before then. Fuck. Wasn't it? Wasn't it PlayStation three that started titles at 70 bucks? 60. I think it was 60.

It was, um, there were still six. I think late Xbox 360 started becoming 60s. All they were. Yeah. From that 59 99. $70 stuff started happening.

I want to say like in 2017. Yeah. That was way more recent. Oh, okay. Come on, Eli. What do you got for me?

Cause like top score rows. Right, it's just really high prices. Just give me the original. Trust me, I'm trying to find those. MSRP. Look this up. GameCube game. MSRP. MSRP?

I just need to know what was the... Hey, guys, if you're still watching this, GameCube game MSR pre. MSR pre? Pre. I just need to know what was the... Hey, guys, if you're still watching this fucking awful podcast right now, an hour plus change in. New MSRPs range from $25 to $50 for most NES games in the 1980s. That was 1980s.

That was 80s. That was 80s. That was 80s. Fuck, man. We talked about like five different consoles in the last like five minutes. Fucking fix it, Tweek. Thank you for watching this great podcast. As always, Eli Dibble, Ted Bicell, and those baddie streamers. We have our wonderful guests, Clean and Tweek.

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