Unsubscribe Podcast - Brandon Is Running For Congress! (Round 2) | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 226

Episode Date: August 17, 2025

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I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap. Brandon Herrera, myself, Donan Operator. Thank you so much for being here. Today is, man, we have so much. This is going out tomorrow. We're filming on a Friday. It will be edited and kicked out tomorrow. That is why it is a day late because we have like,

everyone's been working, traveling, busy. Brandon just got in it. Turns out this has been a busy week for some of the, us. What? Oh, which makes it cooler for you guys, because this is a fresh podcast. You guys are getting the Dietz tomorrow. Yeah.

Oh, today for you. Yeah, today. This is going to be as fresh as the coming. Button up that shirt before you hurt somebody. Whoa, the taco meats out. Holy shit. Cody got that taco. This is the opposite of what you usually ask, but that's okay.

It was that number. I was just like, oh, damn, nipple. Dang. Damn, it's hot in here. Woo. Do we have? Well, first off, the live shows, Jesus, I think a couple are sold out already. Including Iowa.

Yeah. Which Nick is going to be incredibly smug about. We were talking about that. The Nickers are going to be really happy. Yeah. They were going back, ah, there we go. Do we have to blur that? Now, you just have to.

Those are just Nick fans. He doesn't just call his fans. I don't know. He probably showed. We got the pepperbacks. Yeah. We can't have the knickers. We just have to say it a third time. We just have to really put in the font.

Like, yeah, there you go. Fenn, put that on screen. Every time. Just alarms going off, showing what word he is saying. And I see apostrophe. I'm just seeing how many red bulls I can make Finn drink tonight while he's editing this podcast. Curse.

Of all night. That's not better. CK, dude. It's C. It's C. Just C. C, right? C. Oh, yeah.

We might have to cut some of this, like, legitimately. That's pretty. The live tours are coming up, though. That's what we're trying to say. And then we had the Patreon and the pepperbacks. They balled up so many before we even released it to the general public today. I think with meet and greets and VIPs, y'all sold out in less than two hours because you amazing humans are wild. It's awesome talking to WM in all of them and especially the theater.

So like, yo, what the way? This isn't to everyone. Yeah. I was like, no, that's just like part of the audience that they just hang out. They're dirty plops. You think that it's good now. like for the theaters like just wait till you see how much they drink oh oh no do you guys remember Nashville show Nashville remembers Nashville yeah where the manager of the Nashville venue came up

and said they're the the people who work here are terrified of you guys because we had someone bring in what a AT4 I believe an AT4 rocket launcher they tried to then I think that one guy in the bathroom of course we're all like that's awesome but the the people that worked at the venue they were terrified like this is called a mash shooting like no they got our back yeah we got calazo here dude in Nashville there nothing bad's gonna have trust me if someone pulls a gun that AT4 will be used against that individual it'll be dope to see I think we talked about at the board before where the person tried to rob the gun store and then everyone in the gun store shot them it would be that times what how many people do we have in Nashville like a thousand people

oh yeah so it just gets shredded pulling a gun our crowd would just rip them apart with their bare hands it would be don of the dead intestines getting pulled out and arm flies up on stage you got our fans walking out like with intestines around their neck it's like a souvenir well that's for pepperbox only you filled a room with drunk g wyat veterans good job yeah to watch the uncensored cut go over to pepperbox it's a great time. But we are actually pitched to the guys today, and we'll see if this even stays in. Immediately Iowa, or Des Moines was saying, hey, you guys can do a double show and we're like, oh, double shows are so rough.

Nashville was horrible. I'm sure they enjoyed it, but my God. It is a lot. And I know what you're thinking. Well, you just get a drink for an hour and a half. Yes. And then you have to drink again for another hour and a half, and then you're shit wrecked and don't remember. But while being on, like being, you know, presenting. It's like, turned on. Yeah, exactly, while you're turned

on. Imagine being turned on for more than four hours, apparently, on, it's a, it's a problem that, God damn it. I will have to bow out of this podcast at some point. I'm convinced now. Go on, Cody.

Knock on wood. That was a rough one for us because we have a little drinky-doodle. I don't do great with crowds. I know we all got to loosen up a little bit. But then when number two rolls around, it's like, oh, no, we're already a little, you know, we're a little toasty. And then number two rolls around. Yeah. Yeah.

That's what we're discussing that. And now you get to see this reaction because I found out two days ago about it. Our Phoenix show. Our Phoenix show, guys, is. we're in the center and it's a 360 they're behind us yeah that's worse than in front of us every every side I've seen it yesterday or two days ago I was like oh fuck what we are in the sit we walk out and we are in the middle of everyone and they're looking from every angle so that was my number one concern because you always wanted you you keep saying like oh I want to do Madison Square

Garden I'm like I don't know how we do are sitting at a table talking to we other bit when there's people behind us that was my biggest reservation so now we get to figure out how the fuck we do that exactly yeah without just doing like the pedro pascal like and you should hear this too like how do we do that i'm not getting anxiety weird he never gets anxiety around bella ramsie i get anxiety i'm jerking braining off I have anxiety. Oh, I'm sorry. It's kind of like the fucking family guy.

Like, it's okay. I'm trans. No, in that case, do whatever you want. All the time. All the time. She don't Battlefield 6 all the time. That's fine. Oh, that did happen.

Yeah. Your fucking blog was so funny about that where you're just like, yeah, I don't know which. If John did all of those things, I'm not sure which I'd be more disappointed by. The fact that he was turning into like some, you know, dressing up as a woman in cat ears or he was cheating in Battlefield 6. As a father,

know where to draw the line. I left the part out where I said I would beat the shit out of him. If I called him in cat ears, acting like a girl. Whatever. I wasn't cheating. I was like, huh. And people are actually defending that's fucking wild.

It's like, they're just really good. People? Fob. I'm not scared of them. That wasn't exactly what I meant, but it came out very funny. Oh, Twitter. I don't get on that app at all anymore. Like, I never got on too much, but every time I hop on.

I'm not beating the allegations, but I'm about to do the gays thing. Yeah, there you go. Thank you. Make a wish. We haven't seen each other in a week. Yeah, you know. It's so cute. You get to rekindle it here.

Do you want to talk about the Battlefield 6 thing? Which thing? What we're talking about? Oh, yeah. I thought we were allegations. But can go for it. Obviously, they're just really good, not cheating. No, it went super viral on Twitter this week because that's where I live.

I know it's not a place anyone should live ever, but I bear this cross for all of us. The albatross around your neck. No, there's this dude that dresses up like a cat girl and like obviously hacking. And even people who developed hacking apps came out and was like, no, that's hacking. I'll explain exactly how they're hacking. It was just weird stuff. They're talking about even the field of view. They're like, you're hacking because of this field of you because of this response, each every.

And again, how I know they're hacking is fucking no one snaps like that in first person shooters, unless you are shroud level. And guess what? We would know your name if you're a shroud level of playing. Not only that, but like snapping, doing like a 180, not like perfect 180, but close to it. And pre-firing people behind walls and shit, it's like, come on. Yeah. Well, the internet was. mad at first because they're like, oh, you're

hacking and then it came out. Oh, you're like this cat girl thing, dude, whether the fuck they are. And they're like, oh, no, they're not hacking or they are hacking, but it's fine. Exactly. The family guy bit that you're saying. Oh, in that case, do what you want. Do what you want. Do what you want all the time.

Oh, what a wild week on the internet. Fucking chaos. I was like, ah. Oh, man, we have what we have you going you just announced which is wild we have yeah that did happen the dc trip i was just at dc let's talk about that first because that be like it in something we haven't brought that up

because you didn't even plan that no you went out there for what your first trip to dc what did you do in your first trip first trip uh it was for a speaking engagement with clint so roma shay he was like hey and the uh the group he works with which is the should have fucking... We've had a Roman Shea on here before, right? Yes. Medal of Honor recipient. God, now I've got to remember what is his...

It's some sort of like Medal of Honor Foundation, right? Yeah, he has two. So he has the Medal of Honor Foundation, and then he also has the American... Actually, I can just type in America. You were just being a cool guy going out to that. It's just having a good time. Yeah, it was the American Warrior nonprofit,

and that's another foundation he works on. And they asked if I wanted to do a guest speaking. for them. I was like 100% I'll do that, no problem. Because we love veterans. Brandon Herrera loves veterans. Well, not if you ask the people who hate me and spend millions of dollars to make sure bad Republicans

stays in office. In that case, they'll say whatever the fuck they need to say. It's almost like these people don't actually believe what they're telling you. They just, they know it sounds bad on TV. We'll close this one segment and we'll just try to erase any good he's done for the veteran community

and we'll be fine there. There. He hates them. Let's clip it out of context and make sure we don't know, you know, we'll just, we'll clip it for the seven seconds to be shared around on Facebook by a bunch of bots that we pay for. And then everybody will, uh, they'll think, yeah, there you go. The boomers will be like, he hates them. I knew it. I've seen that clip. That damn, you're like, whoa. These damn Facebooks. Grandpa George, calm down. Yeah, chill out, man. You got to love it. That's, that's the stuff that no we'll get into that later i'm sure but anyway sorry you're you're in dc yeah you went to dc

to hang out with metal of honor people got to see the homies great catching up and then uh the next day did a speaking engagement and it was just that transition period from military to civilian life and then how to stay motivated blah blah blah which was great to talk about it was an hour long whole room of people way small it was great because it is a room of people a room of people but dear God, because of everything we've done so far, I was way more comfortable. Where in the past, that would have been terrifying. I was like, oh, thank God. It's only like 100 people.

Got this. Oh, you mean, like with public speaking, you feel more comfortable. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's still not fun. We, none of us, I think. We're like, fucking terrifying. This is our job.

This is what we want to do in life is do public speaking or shows. Never said that once in my life. No. Now we do that. We're like, okay, let's just check this. Fucking, let's just check it off the box. I think we're all way better at it now, but it's, yeah, practice makes perfect, buddy. Yeah, it's still not fun.

Throw yourself into, uh, out of, you know, throw yourself out of your comfort zone and, and we don't practice. No, no, no, no. Our practice is in front of y'all every time. Yeah, yeah, just to throw that out there, when we did the live shows the last time, we didn't practice any of that. We just, we're like, let's have fun. Our practice show is literally just doing the San Antonio show because it's like,

okay well we don't have to fly it's 20 minutes from where we live all our friends are here we're comfortable yeah we're as comfortable as you can get buttholes to everyone that really did set the tone yeah look we're good we're good and then we just warm up and refine the craft live we don't even do rehearsal shows no which when you tell other people that that do this for a living they're like what the fuck at most we'll sit in the green room and like oh yeah by the way i just thought of this bit when you introduce it like this, I'll hit you with this joke. Like, we'll do that like four or five times in between. There's no rehearsal, no set list, nothing.

We have a rough idea going in. It's like, here's the beats. And then let's fucking have fun. And the pivot, really quick pivots, just or we'll throw away segments all together at once. And then new segment, Cody, go. Yeah, I start choking. I'm just like, Rich, start making fun at the audience. He's like, all right, Brad.

He's the fucking microphone. He's the only one that lives and thrives off of everything that unfolds. 20% rich. 20%. Because when we're at home, it's like, hey, man, you're playing hill divers? Yeah, man, I'm playing hill divers. That's our home life. Yeah.

It's like, uh, so. The amount of times, like, we'll be sitting at like brunch and like just taking care of whatever work we got to be doing for the day, whatever we're doing. It's like there will, multiple times there will be five minutes stints. where nobody says a fucking word to each other. Hey, guys, you want to see something? Not again. Those are true classics.

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eli quabas 2025 true classic duck yeah use code on sub now we've been messing around with t-shirts and been in that industry for years now and we can truly say that true classic has some of the greatest material and greatest fitting that we've ever seen so forget overpriced designer brands skip the cheap throwaway stuff. True Classic is built for comfort, built to last, and built to give back. You can even find them at Target or Costco, or you can go to trueclassic.com slash unsub to drive for yourself. If you want to level up your clothes for the summer or coming into the fall weather, head over to trueclassic.com slash unsubb. I like quiet. Just it's, it's a level of comfort, too. We found our vibe with each other. Yeah, it's just the nightmare is being

interacting and it's not because of y'all it's just social anxiety and then being an introvert you just get super tired really quick you're like smile but i think there's something to be said about that though like finding people that you're comfortable being silent around that is kind of cool who aren't shitters yeah surround yourself with wonderful people that's how you know they're really good friends or in a good relationship when you can just live in silence next to each other you're like oh okay that's a good I don't there doesn't have to be constant affirmation talking noise we can just sit here do our own thing they do their own thing 10 minutes oh shit have you seen this oh that can actually exist in a friendship fucking wild fucking wild but we did um Tuesday meet or talking to everyone having that great conversation interacting with others and a lot of metal on a recipient which was always an honor to be around and end the text, hey,

Veraldo Group and what's their organization? The Independence Fund. Independence Fund. And they are always amazing people. They're like, Eli, hey, Thursday, and I'm flying home Tuesday,

Thursday, can you be in D.C.? I'm in D.C. to go to the White House for the... You're like on a plane, right? Yes. I was like, what? So introvert, Eli, was coming. back home to his quiet place to play video games and hang out with his family so happy it's like

no we change you out in like a day yeah so happy to be home so happy and I think my response is my first response is like is there any other day which you do this because I didn't know who's brutal heart day I was like maybe the White House can move it for dumb ass Mexican Eli you're literally asking like can the White House reschedule I need to ask a big favor your boy's tired i know the president's supposed to be like speaking or something but like can he move it back i was just like yeah i would love to fuck that is in too okay well i'm gonna land to buy plane tickets but the second part was cool as fuck wasn't it yeah because we got to go to the white house which we've been before which also amazing experience and also it's one of those

things it's it's weird talking to other individuals because it's like oh shit I forget who asked they're like hey Thursday what are you doing or this week I need you for this meeting it's like oh shit I got to go to the white house sorry I can't make that meeting I'm like what and it's not you got another meeting it's you got to go to the white house and then like why the fuck are you going to the white house so you want to pick that up you just drop that name pretty hard do exactly and that's what I was like in my head I was like oh yeah that never mind rewind why the fuck would anyone ever turn down turn that down because that is a opportunity you do not get in your lifetime and it is a bucket list you get to tell your kids about like all that dumb shit you're like yeah i got invited to do this and then i got to sit and meet all these individuals they're like uh you mean like on a tour right like no no you get stopped a whole bunch on your way to the white house you get stopped a whole bunch on your way i didn't think about that you just stopped a whole bunch on your way i mean we remember what happened last time they didn't yeah oh yeah i saw that there was i i don't remember

if that was baby or whoever it was but it was you know you remember the the memes that came out of like trump on the roof and he was just talking shit to reporters and stuff like that they said uh you know uh secret service stands in awe watching president trump walk on a slanted roof yeah and then like in line going through checkpoints I have like old ass medal of honor recipients from World War II and then I'm with major cappers and like they're wheeling him through

and talking to him because he was part of our group and that dude is a fucking badass. That is one dude when I went into Shake his hat. Hey, what's up man? I told you guys it's like oh I seen his purple heart and then the five like Oakley's or stars meaning

he has five purple hearts and my response was like holy shit you got a hit how many times he's like eh eh home boy laughs about it and then i did research about him and his one quote is you gotta kill them all oh oh that's why you are the poster for the marines in the 80s and 90s literally on the poster literally the poster for the Marines. You have five, or he had five? Five per ball.

You have one. I know. This guy. Fucking dick cheese over here. And they're putting him in for the Medal of Honor right now. There's that actual whole thing going on right now. Yeah, there's a whole thing going on for him to get a Medal of Honor.

And it's because this is like during Vietnam and because he was black and it was, Oh, well, he didn't go above and beyond. And then you read his story and you're like, yo, this dude, 100% medal of honor. Like how much more did you want him to do kind of thing? Yes. Yes. Homeboy stack fucking bodies. He has, and he's coming on the podcast.

Oh, no shit. That's going to be really cool. Yeah. Love that. What's his name again, Eli? This is major cappers. Major cappers. Yeah.

This dude has a confirmed knife kill and a confirmed two sidearm kills. That's my new battlefield six name. Major cappers. Yeah. Yeah. Sounds cool as shit. Dude, John, see your cappers. Confirmed with a knife.

Yeah, dude. So someone has to see you get that kill. That's nasty. Dercod. His handlers, and they were fantastic people, but these are like cag. It was amazing seeing the JTax and everyone around him to help him. And just living legend. So got to interact with him, talk, all that stuff, got back.

Or that was during the White House. hey, we're going to meet the president, Pete, the secretary of defense. Yeah. I didn't know you're on a first name basis now. Oh, Pete. Oh, Pete. That was super cool. Eli's like, I'm going to this, you know, this Purple Heart thing.

And then we suddenly get a text message. And it's Eli with Pete Heggseth. We're like, oh, oh, you're just going to a Purple Heart thing, huh? I think it was, you text me a picture of just like a selfie of you and Pete Heggseth. You're just like unsub taken over the world. it's like what the fuck dude here i the guys haven't seen any of this one insert one of these oh no because it is still now when you say that uh was that major uh was it major capy yeah cappers cap major capper sorry he uh he was in your group was that just like with the

independence fund they brought oh that's that's super cool they had uh it was a few special forces guy that got hit in afghanistan these dudes and it was on their fifth and last deployment and sixth and last deployment and then they got hit but hearing their story i was like holy shit and they did immediately just back with the boys because the level of shit talking all of them were doing yeah amongst each other because they've been hit together and i was like oh okay you guys are like oh gee friends that have done this together like done this for a decade and you were in war for a decade together and you got like shot and uh iED went off together and then watching them to interact was like one of the best things, just the level

of shit talking, and then introduced me to that group. They didn't know who the fuck I was, and I go and just shit talking, and they're like, oh, everyone's just having a blast. But you have like, oh, wow.

Oh, they had the band out there and everything. Dude. Yes. That piano was like, since the beginning of the White House. Holy shit. Beautiful. So I imagine if you're the PNS who fucks up while you play it, they just execute.

Yeah. They put you in the tunnels. Yep. This was the crazy one. You go down in the tunnels with the list. This was the bathroom. So the men's bathroom and the women's bathroom are on separate sides. and there's a library to each one.

This is like to the bathroom and like the library to the bathroom. American story right here. Beautiful. This is absolutely stunning. Nick would love this. I'm sorry Nick. I'm somebody fed of electrician. I love how you're being like an obnoxious vlogger in the White House.

You're like, here in the Whitehouse shit. I was like, no one's here. I was like, no one's around and I will do it. But holy fuck, I got to get this for the gang shit, because what the fuck is going on? I'm glad you did, but I had to make fun of you for it. A hundred percent. I hate that. Like, if I have to record part of an ad or something and I'm like the Denver airport, like, look, I need to do this for work, but I'm so sorry, I hate to be that guy. I could see Nick pulling one of the books off of the wall where you were at and be like, I don't know about this. I, dude, I got to see Nick. Tuckie. touching everything. I touched the fucking Washington statue and I didn't think about it. Like I was touching. I was like, oh, yeah. Okay. And my head was like,

fuck. And then I did get in trouble because we went someplace we weren't. We didn't realize it was cordoned off. Oh. Yeah. And they let us film there. And there is only three of these. So.

And look. I'm talking vlogging it. So you're literally doing the thing. I am doing the thing. Literally. So there's only three in the entire White House with that. And that is for the wartime because I think it is the way he's facing or something. There is something according to that.

And there's only three locations in the entire white house with the eagle is facing. And then the security goes like, why are you guys over there? We're like, oh, I am so sorry. He's like, oh, oh, it's good. It's good. But you have to get over here. I'm so sorry. Like we went to a cordoned off area and they let us know politely as soon as the prongs from the

taser hit my pactoral muscles. Sorry. Oh, it was fucking wild. It's just a, it's one of those experiences where you're just like, holy shit. And then shout out to Alex. He gave me that, I think I sent in the group chat, the, um, Secret Service coin, that dope. Oh, yeah. He, I was just hearing like, Eli.

I was like, ha, ha. And he ran out. He was like, hey, dude, just want to give you a coin. Also, uh, just thank you for. everything on seven you guys do but if here do you want this coin 100% one of the most dope coins like 160 years of service no shit yeah really really cool coin so thank you shout out to you brother and just an amazing experience to be part of like especially to fucking myself again getting out of the military and being where i got out as a specialist and being in the white

house for a Purple Heart ceremony and then having the president talk literally 10 feet and then shaking everyone's hands from that. I'm like, what the fuck is going on in my life right now? Well, they need to start realizing the E4 Mafia can just push themselves into anything they want. Yeah. It's a fucking wild. Wild. Okay. And now that fucking you going for you just announced congressional run, my guy. One of, yeah, I've decided to ruin my life for the second time. one of probably the poorest guarded secrets in huntsub history so many comments i've seen so many like little little things that just slip and i guess you have to know but like in previous podcasts like little things that get like oh well when you do this and i just like watch myself

go oh oh obsec fucking zero motherfucker but yeah um and i saw a couple people pointed out in the comments. There's been a couple like on the unsubbreddits. Like I think Brandon might be running for Congress again. Did you see this time stamp like, son of a bitch. This half second time stamp out of a two hour podcast. Honestly, I didn't know

if I was going to do it. I didn't know after last time. But then Bunker released the shoot. I forgot about that. Oh my God. Fucking two days before the announcement. Fucking Bunker. And like in fairness, they needed to make sure that

all the credit card process and everything was going to work right but uh apparently somebody had notifications set up or something they had the the brandon herrera for congress 2026 uh t-shirts up for like 30 seconds to test the portal and then took it down and there was a screenshot that hit one of the discords immediately like the pepperbox discord i think like hey just so you know uh bunker uh has the shirt up i think brandon's running again i'm like what the fuck y'all are fucking psychopaths It's fucking crazy. I know a group we're like, wait,

Brana's running again? What? What? Crazy. That must be a fluke. But yeah, no, it's,

I really didn't know if that was something I was ever going to do again. It was something after the last time, you know, it was really, it was rough the last time, you know, getting $13 million spent, slandering you where you live.

I tell that story a lot now, like at the Texas Roadhouse, just me and you sitting at the bar trying to get some dinner, just have a steak and just watching on ESPN to, like, Sitting there for an hour and watching two, you know, 20 ads run in the hour of, you know, Brandon Herrera hates veterans and kicks puppies.

It's just, it's, it's shitty. Like, it's, it's hard to deal with. Yeah, dude, them veterans, I'm, you know, am I right? Oh, entitled. I think through all of our years in business on the internet, we've all used Shopify. I've used it for merch and my skate shop and a couple other businesses. I will actually agree 100% on that. Everything we do is run through Shopify.

Even bunkers run through Shopify. Our shoes, which is a separate company, is run through Shopify and they talk together because of Shopify. Shopify runs the world. Did you know Shopify will actually help you design a website also, Cody? I know I didn't know about starting an online store when I started my career online. And Shopify just made it super, super easy for my dumb. Brinna what happens if people haven't heard about my brand, no. That's actually easy, Eli.

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these veterans that's that's what pisses me off all right now I'm gonna go I'm gonna go into a right out of the gate thank you sir I'm gonna stand on that soapbox real quick Tony I've met with you before right like I don't think that we're both unreasonable people by any means I've only ever attacked you on policy some of my friends well I can't speak for them but as far as advertising and you know politics and whatnot I've literally only ever attacked on policy I don't think for a fucking moment you believe that I don't support veterans or veterans causes I don't fucking believe that the fact that you continue to attack on that and the fact that you spend so much of your money attacking me trying to pretend like I don't like veterans or that I don't support veteran causes that I actually believe any of this shit just proves that you're an actual disingenuous piece of of shit if you attack me there. Straight up. Like it's actually, it annoys

the hell out of me because you're misleading your voters intentionally. Now, if you actually believe it, by all means, come out and say it. But actually say it like a man. Don't just attack behind these fucking super packs and shit. Say what you mean.

All right. I'm done with my soapbox. There you go. You can have it back. My favorite part of this whole thing, this whole recent development of you running is Tony trying to be edgy.

Oh, that did. happen. Real quick. Also put up, Finn, we're at like $972,000 in donations for veterans and special needs in autism, autism special needs in that order. So just put that up really quick. How much? And so at $9702,000 in total.

By the end of the year, we should probably be at like 1.2, 1.3, hopefully. Yeah. Just put that up real quick. It's almost like that. Brandon hates veterans. And then Brandon standing next. through all the checks no it's almost like that's been important to us for a very fucking long time and we've all been working on that for a while as his best

friends for me and eli he hates veterans yes it's fucking laughable like it's just a laughable smear campaign that's the other thing too it's like brandon herrera's a neo-nazzi and all this shit i'm like then then why did you have why did you meet with me why did you have lunch with me if you thought i was a fringe neo nazi it's like it's all political posturing and this is the shit people are tired about this is the shit that people don't like about politics. It's just it's lying and it's purposely deceiving people that you think are stupid. And the voters are a lot smarter than you think they are. Damn, Brandon, when the campaign ran the last time, I don't think you ever took any of Tony's clips on his videos out of context and

tried to deceive voters, did you? No, it's kind of crazy. I only, I only ever attacked on his record, his voting record. There's a lot of shit. Trust me, there's a lot of shit I could have attacked that was, you know, personal or otherwise. Never did, because I don't believe in that. I only attack on policy. The only problem I have with Tony, truly, like, the only problem I have is the voting record. And I think that's the only thing that matters, to be honest. Hmm, it's weird.

Tony Gonzalez said, retard. I just, him doing the edgy shit is the most wild thing to see. It's like, yo, homie, wait, you haven't said this. Can we put up the post? Can we put up the poster? Put up the post real quick. Seeing this and then knowing. I don't the last time he's ever said this, period,

fucking ever on his internet career. Never. Which, don't keep wrong. I agree with the sentiment. No. Like, it's talking shit about gun buybacks. Gee, you wonder who's done that before. Could you also put in the video of me and Cody and Eli

going to gun buybacks and talking about how stupid they are? And also the fact that my boy, West Verdell, has put legislation forward that passed that actually banned state-funded gun buybacks in the state of Texas. So this is going to be the last taxpayer-funded gun buyback in the state. Oh, no shit. As it should be. Yep, as it should be because they're stupid and they don't work or retarded.

If that's, I didn't realize, they were tax-funded. Taxpayer funded or taxpayer subsidized, at least a lot of them. I want to press on that in here in a second about the gun buybacks. But first, I'm not going to leave this alone. Tony thought he could be edgy. And it just didn't work out according to the internet. this was what two days after I announced two days after you announced with like you know we we say retard because we it's in our vocabulary we we say it sometimes we never stopped saying it even

when it was canceled grew up in the early 2000s it's just the way you talk yeah it was just funny someone who has never said that before was like oh this gun thing is retarded this is retarded it's like oh you're trying to out edge brandon that was the first thing i was thinking it's like you met an edgy internet guy who ran it up against you in almost one last time but now you're trying to say retarded. Can we what's happening? We literally did.

Brandon or Tony hates retarts campaign. Because he's never used it. Oh my God. He's never donated to the cause. He did the same to you with the veteran side.

But now we just start this entire campaign against him for anything. It's like he hates special needs and autism. That's how it feels, motherfucker. He's like, what did you say that?

I did see that. Oh, the, This scathing commercial that says, Tony said, retarded. And I honestly thought, like, because, you know, obviously that's something that we all care about. Like, we have, you know, autism that, you know, is impacting our families. Like, that's something that we raised a lot of money for. It's something that, like, all jokes aside, we genuinely care about in this community. But, again, if you clip little shit out of context, if you're a piece of shit that doesn't care about the truth and you just want to hurt your political adversaries, yeah, that's something that I was like, yeah, man, they'll probably bring that up this time.

around. And here comes Tony with a steel chair taking away like 20% of his own ammunition. I'm like, okay. Sure, brother. Whatever floats your fucking boat. Now we got to get him to say the N word. I saw some comments that were like that. They're like, if we could just

gaslight him into thinking that this is the way you win, it would be a wild turn. I'd be like, huh? Even to say the soft A, you know. What if it's in Tony's favorite song. Can he say that?

But what if Tony likes it? But what if Tony? It's a Tony's favorite song. God, it's just so funny because so many people text me after that. Like in the political realm, we're just like, oh my God, he's trying to be you.

Yeah. Well, that made me think of that old video. You remember the church rap song where they're like, that's why Jesus Christ is. Yeah. Yeah. That's why Jesus loved. Yeah.

That's what I mean you think of it's it really I immediately thought of the Steve Bishamie like what is up my fellow edge lords What up edge lords? I can say retard till It's how did it's so pathetic. I don't know I just like how much does he spend on this team for this? I have an idea and I'm like it's a really good idea. Okay, thank you for that check I'm going to cash it now because as his team I would have been like mm-hmm you look like Brandon if you do okay you're doing it anyway Scott okay let's go down that path now but as fucking wild to think that is a good path to choose it's it was funny to see the the news articles because they're like sitting congressman calls El Paso retards I there was like an actual

CBS article that said that and I'm like yeah that's how it feels motherfucker and then he doesn't have the backup of doing a good thing yeah and well but here's here's my thing it's like I agree the sentiment too and like i don't care about being edgy like that's fine like i don't actually hold it against him it's it's it's the the clutching your pearls for some stuff and then choosing to you know attack people for the same shit in other places just be fucking consistent on top of that like the fact that he he was the one of the biggest anti-gun votes in the state of texas him and john cornon were the ones who teamed up on the the bipartisan safer communities act which was the post post-Evaldi gun control from the Biden administration, which is a misnomer because it was

neither bipartisan, it was just a handful of, like, turncoat Republicans, and nor did it make the community safer. It was just flat-out gun control. And so, like, he doesn't actually believe this shit. He's just playing a part. Like, he just, he knows, he's playing the part that he knows he needs to play to, to get reelected. And that's, that's what bothers me about it. Yeah. Buh. Buh. Sorry. Sorry, I'm just excited. I need to grab that soapbox.

No, I'm still, you're still, it's awesome to see you run again. We've been, he's not lying when he said, hey, I wasn't sure what I was going to do. Because that lasted until recently, because it was a lot of stress, a lot of work on top of everything else that is going on. It's that extra layer of like, fuck, I'm going to have to travel. I'm going to have to set up all of this, do a campaign. And that is also a fucking way more than 40-hour work week on top of everything else. It's another business to run. Like you've got a whole staff of people and everything.

And on top of that, it's different when it's your reputation. And it's like people that are talking about your character directly. And it's very strange. Very different. Because so if you're going into business, a lot of the times you are hiring or these individuals know how to handle that operation. because they have done it for years. Here is a, the individuals you brought aboard, they have done it for years, but not in this space, which is completely different.

So you're now changing how that formats run entirely. Truly, there's, I can't emphasize this enough. There are so many people that I know that are in like the DC world that, that handle political analytics and like data and all sorts of stuff for a living. This is what they've done professionally for years. They, they didn't believe some of the numbers that I threw at them as far as like number of individual donors. I truly believe like this, we might have broken it last cycle. I think we will break it this cycle. A record for number of individual donors for a congressional

campaign. Because most people are used to, like if you're raising big money, hundreds of thousands of dollars, millions of dollars, they're used to you, you know, going up to the big oil money guys or like just the big whale donors and, you know, the big political action committees and your average donors. Your average donation is, you know, in the thousands of dollars. tens of thousands of dollars something like that depending on where your limits are like I think our average donation I don't call me on this it was like 40 dollars or something like that but we just had thousands of them thousands of individual people who just like they believe in something and that's fucking scary because they don't know what to do with that and they were like well how much money did

you spend to get those donors you know I think we did like mass like dollars I'm dead serious time is what we spent they said how many how many hundreds of thousands of dollars did you spend on acquiring these these donors the fuck are you talking about i i genuinely didn't know there was a disconnect like what what do you mean they're like oh the ads that you ran to get people to donate like oh i didn't and they're just like fucking glitching out because they they had no idea like oh these people just actually know you and they know what you stand for and they just want to donate and i'm like yeah my favorite part about brandon so box give it here there you go B-Life hand it passed it over here.

The past couple of years with Mr. B-Ly-Brandon and myself, we have wonderful opportunities. We get to do our live shows in front of thousands of people. We get to have a great time. We get to make a lot of money just making YouTube videos, and we don't need any of this shit. Brandon doesn't need to run for Congress whatsoever, but he truly believes in what he's running for. He could sit in his office and make amazing gun tube video. and be a millionaire all day long and it would be fucking great and we would all love him for it he is taking a pay cut because he truly cares about what he's doing and that's why me and bly and the rest of the community supports mr brandon berber's and you know the the support really has been fucking amazing this time around i do i do appreciate it like it's it's it's been

crazy and i think people are just getting sick of of people that go to dc just to you know they say the right things they they you know they campaign on the stuff that the voters want to hear and then they don't fucking do it and then the leadership packs and all the big dc money come in and preserve help them preserve their seat so that they can't be unseated by people like me and well the the problem is there really haven't been a lot of people like me exactly because we have our army of autists and really just truthfully millions of people who who know what we actually stand for and like that's It's, I feel like this is the return of open source politics. Their money doesn't spend like it used to.

They can't just spend millions of dollars. These super PACs can't come in, spend millions of dollars. They can try, but I don't think their money goes as far as it used to. Yeah. So, so when you went in next cycle, are you going to stay there until you're 83 years old and can't fucking speak or walk around? Fuck, no. Yeah.

They're like, oh, you're going to, you're going to get a place in D.C. I'm like, God, I hope I don't have to spend that much time there. Like, I'll spend as much time there as like, well, that I need to, to do the job properly. but fuck i want to be in texas every moment i'm physically able to i can't even stand but here's the laws youngen well that's the the thing i keep saying about just like that reset and you're like huh where am i you had diane feinstein where am i vote vote diane feinstein the the california senator massive massive anti-gun chick uh just recently she i cast a vote on the floor of the Senate

and then died of old age later that day dead fucking serious it was last year wasn't it it was last year a couple years ago something like that yeah I remember that that was a thing no that actually happened yeah cast vote dies it's that like holding blood feast

that fucking meme that's been circulating around Jesus Christ God all right so Brandon what do you use on term limits and or term limits first of all what's what's your on term limits I don't know well I feel like term limits are just the the establishment fucking hates the idea of term limits and I and I know why because they have predictable people that they have in and they're like oh as

long as I can protect this incumbent I have a company guy you know I got a guy I can rely on to do whatever the fuck I need to do whether it's what they're consistent can sit fuck me constituents want or not they'll do whatever we want them to do as house leadership they do not have your back at the end of the day. Like, this is like, I do not give a fuck about Paul. I hate it because of this shit, because there's no term limits.

It's all the things set against and anyone that's been in war, military, they're like, oh, shit. Okay, fuck. I'm just a pawn in the scheme of things. It doesn't matter at the end of the day. I'm just a pawn. Do you like a mouthful of hardwood?

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Start your guilt-free journey with the good habit, and use code Un-Sub, where you can get a free gift with purchase and start your long-overdue breakup. Just head to tryfume.com slash unsub, and use code Un-Sub to start your good habit today. And that is one of the biggest things. like term limits it should just be hey oh president gets eight years that should be a thing it should just be across the board or governors a lot of times only get eight years yeah or reduce it's not where you're dying after you cast a vote you're exactly if you if you if you limited it to so for example if you limited the senate to two terms okay senators get six years a piece okay that's 12

years you've officially gotten three terms in presidential uh presidential uh presidential years that's a long fucking time yeah it's like i feel like that's more than reasonable limit that at two years like i feel like term limits are just an easy way that you just there's a lot of rot that happens in dc and something somebody that i won't mention on the podcast but somebody that i respect who's been there and done that uh has told me like nobody gets better the longer they spend in dc at the best best case scenario you stay the same and you stay as principled as you were a lot of people get worse Nobody gets better.

No, have you ever seen? I asked this question. How many good driver, how many people on the road, you like, that person fucking sucks, and then you pass them in there 80? Why the fuck? Those people fucking doing anything for us in D.C. That's why I'm like, this is per,

ha, ha, today, just getting on the highway. There's a fucking, I seen someone merging on at 50, and I'm pissed. I'm like, oh, you bitch. and go around you and then I look and it's just an old ass lady 90 driving I'm like and they're they're setting the tone for America no I'm good on that and that well that's I saw an 80 year old cyclist today and I ran them over because I never wanted them to be in Congress they were in danger of winning an election yeah dude well I mean that's and that's that's that's the

scary part about it, though, is that those people, do you really think they're in control? No. Those 80-something-year-olds, it's all run by staffers. I was about to say the hundred staffers that they have. Yeah. He's getting petted. It's like, yes, yeah. Yeah.

There we go. Also, going just back to just really quick with how your donos went and then it's individually funded just from amazing people out there. We had, I forget, one of the ad spend. reached out and they're like, hey, we need access for this from meta and then YouTube so we can do ad spends to get the campaign out so that people know to buy tickets. And I had to- Yeah, and I had to talk.

I was like, yo, we don't need that. I'm like, what do you mean? And then they went hit and they're like, what the fuck is this? They were blown away by the idea of not having to pay for an audience. Like, we don't need it. No. They were like, sorry, will you? 99% of the time

this is what we have to do to sell some tickets. So to see you say what are you all talking about and see immediate, it's like, oh, your shows are selling out behind a fucking paywall first.

What the fuck is going on? Okay, we have to take note of this. They were like, yo, kudos to your audience and you guys, because we've never seen this before. I was like, yeah. Yes. Yes. is fucking dope. Absolutely, which if I can take a moment to plug that, too. If you would like

to help out with the campaign, it's Brandon Herrera for Congress.com. We're doing monthly giveaways for stuff like, I don't know, like tickets to like our range day, like our creator range day that's coming up. Oh, no shit. We haven't announced the giveaway for this month yet, but whatever it is, you will automatically be entered to win that. But really, it's, it just builds the war chest further and further. Because last time we saw what happened when we were outspent so radically. We had a fucking amazing team. They punched above their pay grade. You guys were awesome. We definitely want to use more of a volunteer base this this time around too. I have so many notes. I'm so excited. Like don't want to give away all the strategy here. By the way,

hi Tony and hi Tony. Tony's interns. But we, I'm really excited. We want to knock it out of the park. We want to win by multiple, multiple points at this point. And I think we can do that very easily. But money really is. I hate that money is such a big part of politics, but it really is. People ask, why didn't you say this last campaign? Why didn't you get this message out there? The truth is, we did. A lot of times the answer was, we did.

You just didn't see it. Because for every one ad that we ran saying that point, he ran 12, saying the opposite. And you just didn't see it. So that is one thing that we are trying to ramp up. Fundraising is just incredibly important. And so we genuinely, I appreciate it. Like from the bottom of my heart, I do. The response we've seen so far has been incredible.

And, you know, if last time was a sucker punch this time, we're just sneaking up with a brick. It's going to be a bunk. This is going to be the winter of bunk. I'm looking forward to see where this goes. Just picturing a dude getting bricked in the head. But with the sound, it's just balk. He's dying.

100%. I literally saw somebody reply to like Tony, Tony had posted something and somebody had posted a meme of a cat that just was like, brick. I can't fucking wait for this. It's just the chaos that is going to be the next six months of our lives. It's going to be rough again. Like, don't get me wrong. Like, I already like, I'm like, oh, God, here comes the cortisol. Like, it's all coming back. Like, it's stressful. But it's at the same time, it's important. And if you ignore the things you should be doing you're not going to be better off thank god next week's going to be nice and easy for us all the podcasts and filming and everything we have to do like three times a day for the next five days that's the best part no one gets to see is literally we're about to hit a wave of just like

podcast podcast podcast podcast guests in town and it's okay we have this so we have to do the gang we have to do this filming on top of everything else oh by the way here's all the business meetings on the back in that are going on and you're like oh wow okay side note the um y'all are fucking crushing crushing the fitness oh yeah dude right now i could not be more proud right now speaking of fitness i'm okay thank you dude we haven't drank in so long no no that's that's why i'm drinking i haven't seen you guys like fucking a week and I'm feeling like my two drinks

I feel good right now my two drinks dude but the fitness challenge y'all are stepping up and seeing the weight loss and then these big names that are getting into it we have redhead

fuck what's his name which one Joey swoll no big boy redhead god damn it Ethan. That's her boy. Ethan. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Which one is he? Ethan is down. He just hit 493 pounds.

Oh, okay. I know who you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no. That guy's that, he's got such a really good fucking attitude. Dude. It is so amazing to see. And then you see when people post on that subreddit, everyone is motivating each other. And you have people saying it's like, man, I was so scared or I was embarrassed. X, Y, and Z. I wasn't sure on how to approve. to this and then I was just met with this wall of positivity that is so fucking awesome to see and then everyone's lifting each other up posting what they're doing how their journey's going it's just fucking awesome fucking awesome and then all the boys are getting checked everyone's getting jacked up the last couple days I've been on the road for like eight days so like I need to get back to it but I'm I'm excited you lost how much you lose I was just

cresting 20 pounds. Fuck, yeah. So I think last time, last time I weighed in, which it's probably, I fucked it up the last couple of days. I've been traveling. I've been doing a bunch of shit. But it was 19 pounds. Nice, dude.

But that's what, two and a half, three months of work, especially like just like eating, eating properly, which means like only vitamins, protein shakes, grilled chicken. Just miserable schedule on that and working out and boxing and all that shit. Yeah, I go the opposite way that a lot of the, dudes, dude. I've normally been a skinny guy my whole life, so I try to gain weight. So I've gained 15 pounds since we started this. Finn, put up Cody from episode 10. We call him low tea Cody. Remember kids, eat Klan and trend hard. And I'll var give up. Now, I've been doing nothing but eating and just lifting. Hell yeah. Yeah. So I gained

my 15 pounds. I'm happy with it. And then boxing has been going. going really good. We're going to be boxing this week. We'll be doing a live one again because Nick's in town and Nick was like, wait, J.D. Delay is going to be in town and so is angry cops. We all need to do a live stream of boxing again. It's like, yeah, we can make that happen. Dude, I would be terrified to box J.D. I know. He looks like a, I mean, that, that looks like a scrappy motherfucker. Just, I would say just wear him out on round one, round two is going to be winded, hopefully by then by round two the wardens normally broken it up yeah i'm super excited but everyone's doing really good exercises they're kicking ass uh and then if you have any questions on

what to do i mean y'all've been helping each other and then we tried to do the video where we gave like tips eating advice and all that and that it went really good seeing how hard y'all are going fucking super proud so yeah it's been awesome it's it's really cool too to like take this platform that we just you know we we we're a bunch of boys like a bunch of of of dudes who just sat around and started making dick jokes at some point we're like oh let's make a podcast and to be able to make an impact like a positive impact on thousands of people's lives not just in the money we raise and shit like that but like something that's free like literally just motivating you guys to you know maybe eat a little healthier do some more push-ups try to try to you know get on this fitness

journey with us too and like that's just been it's been a real privilege just to see how how inspiring it's been to a lot of you guys and it's inspired us to keep going i know that's true for me yeah community right you know community there's just a lot there's a lot fuck me you did it this time i think there's a lot of lost boys out there that doesn't know how to find their friend group or figure out what's going on in life and yeah hopefully we can be a positive influence on that too just find a group of people that are not shit and people that lift you up. Yep.

Literally a crazy concept, all it takes. And when you're going to the gym, you feel better, start doing reading, mental health exercises, hanging out with people that also go to the gym. It's each one of those things. You feel so much better at the end of the day. And you're like, oh, fuck. Okay. This was the small change I needed to better myself.

And now I can start influencing my friends and family to be better individuals. that is like one of the best things possible because then they're off to the races off the fucking races I love it's the shit I live for I'm like fucking let's fucking go so I go to the gym and don't stop I mean just just fucking touching grass is the best therapy that you can have out there even if you're not going to the gym and lifting just going outside going to going for a walk even if that's the bare minimum yeah it's just it's way better than sitting at home all the fucking takes all the fucking taste. When's the last time you sat in a place that didn't have air-conditioned air?

Whoa, calm down now. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Our boxing gym has zero. No, like, even just like sitting outside at a restaurant. Like, like, so much, I miss that so much when I was, like, traveling this whole week is I spent 95% of my time in places that were just inside, just between airports and hotels and shit like that. Like, it bothers me now. Like, in Texas, I just love spending time outside. even if it's just sitting outside at a restaurant

something that easy. Like even today it's 109 degrees in Texas. It's nice just sitting outside. I love it. You don't have to be in the sun, but you know, just breathe real air. Again, our boxing gym has zero fucking AC. They have one fan and that place

gets hot and sweaty really quick. I'm going to be real. I don't enjoy that. Yeah, I know. I'm getting a good shape from it though. I'm like, hey, my cardio is going really high. Daniel making me do a hundred punch combos. This is wild. Why you don't come over to my gym?

Oh, I'm so boogie. I hate, I I just love sweating. I'm like, why? Like, I can lift the same amount of weight without being you know, fucking drenched. Calories.

They're coming off of your body. I don't think that's how it works. Yeah, dude. All right, listen. Look, soft times make hard men. You're hard. or something I don't feel like

the fact that you're sweating means you're burning calories necessarily if you're stop it Reddit God you're so hard for me I feel like if you're like I can't give them to be hard

Eli if these calories you're burning I'll be right back fuck you come over my gym and be hard yeah come to my sweaty gym be hard Brandon it's just come

I love it I miss my friends did we have also Brandon when he gets back we're going to talk about a one minute call he had sad doesn't know this yet

she's going to about she's going to find out right now it was with the president it was with the president also me and Sab were engaged I don't know if we've announced that Have we? No.

Well, now the world knows back. Congratulations. We still have made a post. I know. It's been a month and a half. Happy birthday. Oh, shit. Well, I had it with my family yet.

And then someone leaked it on Twitter. I was like, oh, I should probably say something. I forgot it. Did they really already? How? Do you ever struggle with tiny toiletry bottles? No. Well, with Mando, struggle no more.

I would not want to spread whole body deodorant on you, Nick. It's going to get all clumpy in my chest hair. It looks like I've been rolling around at mashed potatoes. How well does it lubricate? It's developed by a doctrine. It works for 72 hours. Show some respect. I'm going to tell that to everyone at the Magic the Gathering tournament.

I wish I was there when they figured out that it wasn't good for 73 hours. I like to imagine just a fat guy on a treadmill for 72 hours straight. He's turned. Time to shower finally. Fatty curdled. Thanks to Mando. It's also named after Mount Fuji. Really? Mine's bourbon and leather.

Because I'm a Mando. It's cursed. Couldn't even get through an ad without a pun. What? Do you want to sell the deodorant or not, Brandon? I'm just waiting for the sweet release of death. It's not going to come for at least 72 hours. Listen, we did a lot of meet and greets during the live tour.

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And then, like, you said it on unkindo. know. It was like, oh. And then Twitter started saying stuff. I was like, babe, I'm so sorry you better tell your family real fucking quick. Because the internet knows and I didn't know that. No, but for real, congrats you guys. That's awesome.

Congrats. Finally, four years it took. Take your time. There's no rush. No rush right into it. Rush right into it. Three months. She's a stripper. You're happy. No, that's not going to say. Go off base. Get that Dodge Charger.

You're 72% APR. Fucking live your best life. You're an American soldier. Earn that re-enlistment bonus. Join the brains. You have a stripper. So Brandon, what happened on the me driving here

and you driving here after brunch? Yeah. So I'm a chronic gun buying addict. I'm sorry. It's my, that's my passion and it's not a problem. You're a dignity gunbroker? It's not a problem. So I have a lot of venues for a gunbroker. This particular case was Rock Island auction.

And I have text alerts set up for certain things that I find interesting or that things that my friends have said that they are interested in. Hold on. Hold on. Segway, real quick. Segway. Yeah, hold on. Segway away away. Hold on.

I'm searching the Rock Island most expensive guns before. I think we did. The MP7. We talked about it on the podcast? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Oh, yeah, we did. That one was, I think that one was gunbroker.

Yeah, you just got that. Okay. But Rock Island, yo, they, like Rock Island is where you go. It's like, so if you know the Barrett Jackson auctions for cars, um, Rock Island is like Barrett Jackson for guns. It's some of the, all right, hold on. I don't even know this one. Rock Island.

The most expensive guns they ever sold. This is Rock Island. This is where Brandon likes to buy his things from. The King Louis 8th of France wheel lock gun. Oh my God. 1.5. 3.7. 88,000.

that's not the most expensive gun they ever sold i promise you that oh it's probably not i'm just going through some of their most colonel theodore roosevelt smith and wesson number three bro i don't know because i don't know is that more or less than the last one nine hundred and ten thousand dollars i thought it was going to be more than this i mean what's the most expensive one that you've seen they sell shit like that like theodore rosal i mean a million dollars for guns quite wild a while ago they they sold the original original Han Solo Blaster. How much was that one?

Let me look it up. Do Deodore Roosevelt? It sold for $1,057,000. So that's the price of their guns. What did you do on Rock Island, my friend? Well, I've done quite a lot. They're who I got, like that M79, 40-millimeter grenade launcher and everything like that. I dabble on some of the auctions, but some of the stuff that I don't have in my collection.

You dabble in thumpers? Yeah, you know, you know, guys can have a little bloop tube from, you know, time to time. Anyway, I know that my buddy, Eli, is super big into guns from Metal Gear Solid, which, you know, he's gotten me into, and reluctantly I have. Man, I'm sorry. He has always wanted, and I understand it because they're fucking cool as hell. Oh. The, it was the sniper rifle. I know.

I was about to say the rifle. The PSG one. The HKPSG1, which is basically just a sniper variant of the G3. There's only like 200 of them. I don't mean to misquote that. I'm pretty sure that's accurate. 200 of them in the country currently or that were ever imported. They sell a lot of fucking money.

I call Eli. And there is a live auction going on because I'm like, I'm going to prove bitter on Rock Island. I could just pull up the live stream. I'm watching them in Texas like doing the fucking, now we have 20,000, 20,000 now 22, 22. I'm like, oh, fuck, I call Eli super quick. I have him on the loudspeaker.

And so I'm listening to two audio feeds of Eli talking and this auctioneer talking, and I have the live bidder like, my phone is hot. I press a button and I'm like the highest bidder now. Like, Eli, do you want a fucking PSG one for $1,000? I was like, do they have a... Wait, what?

Does it have a case? I don't know, probably. What? thousand now do you do you want it like go all they're going last call do you want it yes all right it's it's are you sure do you do you do you want it for fuck it done and hold all right you got it i'll talk to psg one so i own a PSG 1 you got a PSG 1 now and then we then i then i did actually look into the the real listing i'm like oh shit that's like condition is like yeah 99%

condition Oh shit has the case The original optic Everything like it's Everything Because that's the one It's like a kind of a blocky

Type sniper rifle It is Let me see It's the first mission That he has in Metal Gear 1 It's middle gear one right It's metal gear solid You get it to fight sniper wolf

I remember the the pistol grip on that It's got that little fucking Blocky thing on the Yep The base plate Yeah it has a very unique grip Oh wait a minute I can show you the exact one

God, you get it from to the bottom right. This is Eli's PSG 1. You got the PSG 1, brother. I know. I have the... Ivan, he showed you.

I know. I get to see my gun. That's your gun. That's awesome. So now you have... Mark 23. You have two... Can I say two?

Yeah. You have two mark 23s. Now you have the BSG 1. And then once Brandon finishes the FAMAS... I haven't even announced that... Oh, shit. Which I don't care.

I don't give a fuck. We can put that out there. We're working on FAMOS. I've had a parts kit for a minute now. We've been working on a receiver for a minute. And our last holdup is the barrel. But we've been working on that rebuild. That'll be on the channel as soon as we get it finished.

And I'm sure Ian's going to love that as soon as we get him on unsub. I would love to do an episode with Ian from Forgotten Weapons. I think that would be a lot of fun. He's got, oh, is he already scheduled? Oh, no shit. Hell, yeah. I didn't know. I knew that was kind of like floating around in the, in the,

he did a video on the universe. He announced it. Really? Yeah. Oh, fuck, I didn't know that. Oh, well, fuck, I'm behind the curb. But Ian, I'm glad you're coming on. Excellent plus overall, retaining 99 plus original black finish with limited minor

handle. That's fucking dope, man. Congrats. Oh, man. And then that just stack with the Mark 23. I'm fucking. Because I, no, I will say, you're Mark 22. the one that you have that like you showed it to me at one point and you're like don't clear it

because for those who don't know with like tilting like barrels that unlock when you when you clear the gun like you just run the slide the barrel tilts down and the slide goes over it and it kind of like scratches the surface of it and it takes the paint away if you do it a bunch of times the paint is still perfectly preserved on yours I'm not sure this gun has ever been racked like since it was built and so like he's just like don't clear it even the magazine like to remove it you just pull the magazine release down and to put it back in you put the magazine all the way in and then release the mag release so it doesn't scrape the paint on the like that is probably the most pristine pistol I've ever seen in my life it is more pristine than most

pistols you see on the the shells of gun stores that are brand new from 1996 that's like the first year it came out because what was that a seal contract gun or what was that yeah it was the well so or navy contract or navy seals made it they started production 92 for that and then uh or started the contract and building at 92 and then uh released to the civilian market in 1996 and that's how you have those markings of the gk i think is uh the nomenclature so those are specific to the numbers at that they're released so i have like the you win the scrabble word of the day on nomenclature but keep going and it is oh hey here's a matching uh serial number with your cat can matching serial number even more rare and then you have the lamb with it even

more rare everything matching together and then it's never been fired in its existence and then keeping it all where oh the magazine we don't slide it out because you can look at the magazine brand you've seen it there's no marking bearing on it because it has been taken care of it's absurd yeah for almost 30 years now holy shit yeah 30 fucking years that has been just babied to the degree i wouldn't want to own it yeah and now like i'm like hey you go in the gun safe that is the whatever it's temperature controlled and can't have humidity and then i wrapped it in one of these um bags have that anti-rest anti-cretion oh yeah yeah yeah just made sure i don't know what they're called

but i know what you're talking about you're like one of the car collectors that puts their cars in like the bubbles so yeah like they have the climate control bubbles that nothing can touch like gold like goldberg puts his cars in i was like i just don't want this thing to ever get fucked up in any way possible and then we'll store it same for the PSG one and now you have the Fomass coming which that metal gear solid video is just going to be like because there's certain guns from that video and i think we've probably even mentioned this on the podcast before but there's certain guns for that video like for the FAMOS that's very hard to get here in the States the Barrett M82 A2 there's like 12 in existence one of them's on my fucking gunwall

the shoulder fire guy yeah yeah the helicopter hunter which by the way fucking you know Hideo being autistic as fuck and choosing that gun to be the anti-material rifle for what is it metal gear four I think yeah it's wild that he was like oh I need this gun even the any of those guns he chose his fucking wilds like oh here is what i want in 1998 for m gs one it's like i want the mark 23 with a slam device i want like every gun he's that for the famas of all fucking weapons and you'll big shout out to the french on the famas i got to say uh having a an assault rifle that three fire's in three round burst with a magazine that is indivisible by three

fucking awesome design you guys really knocked it out of the park Fuck yeah, gangster. Appreciate. You've been an all right ally. It's just a meme. Just meming on guns. The engineers were like, this shit'll work.

It's fine. It's fine. What? Fuck it. It's okay. Yeah, man. I did my Caleb Francis' voice there. We saw Caleb the other day, by the other day.

That was true. Yeah. What? So I saw the other night. Danny came to town. Yeah. I miss that because I was in D.C. Yeah.

Danny Worsonp. Asking Alexandria. How was that? They came to town. It was fucking cool, man. Chevelle was with him. It was a good time. Ran into Caleb Francis.

He's still as big as ever and just an awesome motherfucker. Hey, you guys. I could crush you. Yeah, I could crush you with my hands. He's literally like the mountain and Pedro Pascal. Just the lightest of voice. The sweetest of voices. I know.

Still just the most delightful motherfucker. We got to say hey to Danny and all those guys. How's he doing? Ah, he's good, man. They were just ramming up their first tour that they're doing for, Or the first show that they're doing for the tour that they're about to go on. I always feel bad because, like, every time we see them, they do the same thing that we do. Start off in San Antonio.

Yeah, they start their tours in San Antonio. I did not know that. Yeah, this is the second time we've seen them there that this is the first show and their tour. But they go on a couple more than we do. Yeah, a little bit. That's dude. Again, shout out to any rock star that does that life because Jesus. It was funny.

He showed a, remember he came to the Nashville. He came backstage and we. We were in Nashville and we're like, we know, Danny, you've never seen a green room before, but this is what it's like. Shout to Danny for seeing our intro song. I think he was just happy to be in a green room where he didn't have to be the one on stage. Yeah. He's like, I can do this.

I just get, okay, I just sit here 100%. Dude, they, because you're looking at how many shows do they do once they start 30? Fuck me, dude. They're doing a show every other day or something like that. It's wild. because they'll do like one or two in one location, then drive and then do another one or two. Yeah, because they went from here. I think they went from here.

They went up to Dallas the next day and did a show. And they're just, yeah, they got the tour bus thing. I understand now, like, why they do tour buses instead of like commercial flights and all that shit. They just drive and, like, plan it that way. Like, it doesn't make sense for us if we're only doing like six shows at a time or something like that. And it, you know, it's worse probably. but you know to be able to sleep on the buses and shit like posty and people like that i i guess it makes sense and you're only interacting with your clothes like for those time

when you're it's your time off you're only interacting with each other so you get like hey guys i'm gonna just go in my little pod put my headphones on and check out yeah yeah you don't have to deal with the general public in airports fuck me dude i would be so happy with these i'm not complaining I love what we get to do. But airports, I wish there were airports for people who have been in airports before. Yeah. That's the best way to put it. People who have been to airports before, because you're like, air ragers, right?

If you've never been on there, holy shit, I've never seen how bad airports can be. But you get to see the bad side of flights, airports, flights getting delayed because one individual wanted to be unique or special. it's fucking bad bad and you get to hear the entire the entire plane being like sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up don's burger king yeah yeah they're just like you and you get to hear the people come up to them like sir we're gonna have to deplane the entire airplane oh dear god shut the fuck up and get off right now like no dude we're all getting off we're all fucking getting off yeah Yeah, that's those individuals who have never been punched in the mouth before. Yeah. Just one time. Just one good pop. Just the hardest pop. I'd be like, can we all leave now? If I knock him out, can you take him off the plane and we just resume our normal schedule of flight? Or do we have to do plane? We're going to have to deplane. Well, now I'm punching him either way. Can you sure you can't just like shove him in like the little coat rack container and we just pretend like that didn't happen?

Beat him up, put him in the over. I love it. We're good, right? Can we land on time now? Today's unsubscribe episode is brought to you by booking.com. Booking dot yeah. Cody, how much do we have to travel? We travel a lot.

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Find exactly what you're booking for. Booking.com. Booking. Yeah. Book today on the site or the app. Dude, a lot of the videos I've been looking at on stream, like we look at a lot of now because I can't do shootings on my streams because the platforms, the streaming platforms, they don't, you can't show shootings.

You can't be, show people getting shot and stuff like that. A lot of it is drunk people just getting arrested by the cops. 90% of it is in airports. Really? Yeah. Yeah. it's wild the videos of people exactly what you were saying just this one individual who was holding up the flight for I don't know what 90 people 100 people 120 people and you have a risk and then the no flight list on top of that when you're doing a ground bus no matter what is wild to fucking do that that's that's terrifying well it's just like the thought that you could never fly again from from the police perspective it's always you're an adult babysitter. That's all you are. And it's just toddlers who have,

I don't know what their parents taught them or said to them. And they just hold it up for the rest of the hundred people on that plane. And they do it every time. Just entitled people. It's so weird, man. Dude, it pisses me off so fast. And to do that. And then again, never flying again. And that's what's going to happen immediately after this. You're like, I'm going to hold this up. get arrested and then get on no flight list or I could just shut the fuck up and be like hey I'm sorry I'll do you need done okay I'll do that nope they choose violence I think is it to be a normal fucking person it's really not that bad I had I had one guy that I so I've been in and out of I think I did eight states and eight days is the way that that just worked out um it's been a yeah I literally haven't been to my house yet I we came So we went straight to lunch and went straight to the podcast. He's telling the truth. He got off the airplane.

We did lunch and we came straight here to film. He has not been home. Yeah. Just to reiterate the schedules right now. It's a little hectic at the moment. It's been a few things going on. But there was one airport I went to where I'm going through TSA. Atlanta.

It was not Atlanta. Okay. Good guess. But it was not Atlanta. There was this kind of older gentleman. I'm like, you know, maybe there's some people that have some stuff going on. I don't want to immediately hold it against him, but you'll see where I'm going with this. I got to see lack of object permanence in real time where he's like looking around.

He's looking at his ticket, like it's going to tell him where to go in TSA. He's looking at his ticket and he goes around the corner and you know how they have that like the snake game through TSA where it just doubles back and doubles back and doubles back, even if there's nobody in line. Every time he went to an end, he would like bump into the rope. and look around trying to figure out where to go and oh oh and went down the next pathway and he wasn't old enough to like like like you know if you're in your 80s or something like that i'm like okay obviously there might be a problem here he was not old enough for it to warrant

this just immediately every time every time he bumped into another edge just like looked around terrified and like i think somebody needs to help this guy but it was just wild to see like that actual like lack of awareness and i'm just saying they're like like just being as patient as i can behind him but i'm like oh i'm just thinking oh i waited yeah you were god i'm just thinking of like okay if this got okay this guy's either an asshole or he actually has a problem and some member of his family decided to let him fly alone I'm like, if you can't figure out a cue line that, you know, 40-year-olds can kind of figure out, you should not be in public. Who are we with?

I think I met up with you guys at whatever airport, but I told the story of old guy in front of me going through metal detectors, and I'd just seen how long it was that. Oh, yeah, yeah. So you've got to get that everything out. And I look, look, look, look, look, look. I was like, I'm going around him. I don't give a fuck. And at first, the people behind me was like, that dude's rude. I went through.

Other guy waits for like five minutes and then he goes through. And he's like, bro, I thought you were rude at first. And then Homeboy is still standing like, they're forks. Why do I got to put those out? It's just like unpacking shit. Goes through, comes back. Everyone is just stopped in line for probably 20 minutes. I was already gone before that one dude made it out of,

just TSA clearing everything. I'm just picturing you waiting behind an old man who's just like putting out his set of titanium Russian nesting dolls. Dude. And just killing. I was like three minutes. I was like,

no, this is going to take way longer. I can read this individual. He is not understanding anything. This person is going to say. And he is pulling out one metal thing at a time. And then he got pulled back once and put down his wallet. I was like,

yeah, I'm good. I'm fucking going around him. And I'm just, I'm good. I don't have time for this. And then everyone else started to, walk around him and be like, oh, that dude's on.

It's like, yeah, sorry. Not me being a dickhead. Don't got time for all people. Is it just us being responsible adults or like you, Eli, you and I, we've been in the military before. Before you approach a situation, something like that, you always have your things ready. Even if we have to go to the DMV, you read the website and you're like,

all right, I have to have my things ready to do this. I'm going to make sure I'm ready. It's anything in life. You make sure your things are ready. it's I just I have a trouble understanding people to get to the thing where they need to go the most important place they need to go on an airplane whether it be the DMV or anything and it's like oh shit I didn't bring the things that the website told me to bring you mean planning ahead oh planning ahead that's it you mentioned people do that you mentioned DMV oh tell me about DMV brother I hadn't experience oh you just went I brought I was told that the deed to my house did not count as an approved form of residence your deed the deed to my house you brought your deed to the dmv i brought like you look look the reason i brought

this up hold on i sounded like an asshole there i i brought everything i brought like my literal original copies of like my birth certificate social security number everything i could possibly conceivably need because i didn't want to go back yeah you're like here And you should have seen the 12 seconds of air time between me and this guy at the DMV when he told me that that was not an acceptable form of proof of residence. Just the gray static. Just this is not your fault. You didn't make the rules.

I'm going to go outside and scream now. They didn't take that? The guy ended up, he was very helpful. I will say this guy was really cool. But yeah, that was being told that. proof of ownership of a house doesn't count I'll take back everything that I just

said sometimes all the time the government is fucked up I just fucking hate airports guys that's all it comes down to it's stinting I just hate the brand-oated months to get to the DMV and then told immediately it's like bruh sorry

this is not good enough the literal deed with all the paperwork associated like i had an entire manila envelope filled with all the paperwork that you have physical property in texas do you ask for their manager like said the guy was cool he actually ended up helping me out but it was he was you could tell like there was pain in his eyes too he's like dear god like i know you're telling the truth and i really want to help you but i have a list and i'm sorry I was like when I brought the the figure through TSA.

Oh, yeah, yeah, dude, that was fucking wild. That was after the Boston live show or San Diego. Oh, yeah, San Diego. That was San Diego coming through and then then being like, you got to open. I was like, you're not opening that. If you're opening that, you're giving me X amount of money. Why can't we open this? It's called a collectible.

It's never been opened. It's worth a lot of money. So why can't we open it? Okay, fucking open it. You're writing me a check in the second. can you open that? Why can't we open it? Okay, so there's these things called collectibles that have never been open and it's worth a lot.

Why, what is the issue? Run it through your fucking x-ray standard. I understand it if it was made of steel and you couldn't see into it, but it's made of cardboard and there's a giant fucking transparent window that shows you exactly what's inside of it. Yeah, if it was made of bomb. Yes, and it's guts just holding a sword like, bra. bah my tattoo shows who that is unless one of my fans was really fucked up it and was like i'm gonna put a bomb

i understand if the collectible was like inside this box was what looks like a live hand grenade but fucking what and then they're like well they're gonna have to run it again that's fine run it as many times as you want i assure you there are zero bombs in that what the fuck is the problem we're gonna have to cut it open oh okay holy shit if you ever heard of a collection We stood there for, what, 20, 30 minutes? That was a good fucking. We were all taking bets on the side. We just saw how angry Eli was getting.

They were like, oh, oh, man. Like peaceful, peaceful, peaceful, peaceful. All we know is, peaceful, Eli. 20% chance, no fly list on this one. I'm like, oh, okay, now I'm getting fucking really pissed off at this. I am having to repeat myself. Okay. And we just calm down.

Just calm down. Yeah, we've had a crazy week. And now we're about to have a more crazy week with next one. We figure we do this one is a more short one because we have a zero in the backlock. We literally, this is like Friday. We're going to record earlier this week. Your week took off that. We're like, hey, I'm not even in town.

Yeah, sorry about that. It was just a, there was a lot of stuff going on. Although we do get to, like another thing that we haven't talked about yet, though, is we did get to go up with uh jared isickman up in uh bozeman the the jet stuff oh yeah you got a fucking flying what yeah uh an alpha jet so it's actually my second time going up with jared who was like just an awesome guy like i can't give the dude enough kudos like he's like you never know that the guy's a you know billionaire with all these you know uh founded a very you know big tech company and stuff like that you never know he was a billionaire with owning a jet well that was

All right. So on that note, you laugh on that note. The first time I went up there, I didn't know what the guy looked like. I just knew his name and I knew everything like that. I thought he was one of the pilots. Oh, shit. Okay. Because he was dressed exactly. He was in the flight suit, like all the rest of the pilots was sitting there like bullshitting with his employees. Like I thought he was just one of the guys who worked there. No shit. Yeah. Like he's not just showing up like, oh, hi, I'm John C. CEO of, you know, whatever. I'm John C airplane. But the guy just fucking loves to fly. Like he's. He's just just loves planes, loves aviation. Like my tism with guns, I was going to say artism, but like, I'll be honest, my tism with guns, his tism with planes. Like he's just, he's a really cool dude in that regard. And so he just loves, you know, teaching people about planes and stuff like that. I'd love to bring you guys up there. Dude, 100% and billion artisms are hilarious.

They're like, you're like, have you seen this AK? He's like, have you seen this big? Yeah. A little bit different. straight up like i'm just looking around i'm like man this has got to be what people think like walking into my shop times 100 because he owns a whole bunch of planes bunch of L39s alpha jets uh i thought he had one mig 29 turns out he's got three uh it's it's crazy like he's got a really crazy story i'd love to delve into it one day i'd love to have him on the podcast i feel

like he would be a very cool guest is motivational and also just really dope topics because without saying he achieved greatness at a very young age because I want him to tell that story you've kind of divulged it I don't want to misquote anything and I like I don't want to say anything that's not true but to my understanding he started his first company which was like a payment processing thing he started at like 16 the guy's actually just very fucking smart thank God I wasn't a billionaire at 16 right I wouldn't know any of you yeah You're the meme. Like, I just want to blow up and act like I don't know nobody.

I've been the biggest shit back. But no, I was just super fucking cool guy. I just can't give it. Like, I really hope he does end up being head of NASA because, man, the guy's got some ideas. Is that what he's going for right now? He was. He was the, originally, he was the one of the picks for head of NASA, which is fucking cool. Because to my understanding, the guy's been to space like five times.

I think he was the first civilian to ever do a spacewalk. like he would be like the most guys got a spacewalk oh yeah yeah uh origin oh what is it origin four or what is it um i'm i'm getting that wrong it's something for um he's got like a Netflix documentary of him uh with NASA that's fucking wild that is being in space would be one of the doing a spacewalk on the space station would be fucking amazing it's fucking crazy like I terrifying

you are strapped in by one material where you could free float to your death no matter what yeah no one's going to find you're just going to float out to space inspiration inspiration for

inspiration for is what it was that's fucking terrifying yeah just look literally you just float out and you run out run out oxygen yeah yeah yeah okay okay but there is

the chance that aliens find you one day and revive you that's true if you're floating out so you wake up just in time to get aimily probed yeah dude dude i will say one of the things when you have right now going on this is going to be like exit so like that big big brain somewhere in the universe there is a species that can teleport can do all of that shit i don't know why i love space stuff i love astronomy me i love like anything like that but there is a type would be a type three civilization out there right now that could do like teleportation any of that shit would be right now where we would look at them like a fucking sci-fi experiment like they're we cannot conceptualize what they can do and that happen that's happening right now at this moment yeah you're gonna hit me with three body

problem again make sure i don't sleep for fucking leave literally going on in this universe right now a hundred Yeah, give me to read that book. I'm really glad you guys brought that out. Question my mortality. Yeah, thanks, Eli. Motherfucker. Because I did see this the other day that, you know, Stephen Hawking's old experiment where he disproved time travel because he, like, through that party where he made a big deal of like,

hey, if time travel exists, show up at this date, this whatever, and he announced it after it had already happened. Give me this big announcement, like, hey, this party's happening. four days ago. If you're a time traveler from the future, show up. And if you show up, that I know that time travel is real. And he basically used that as a thing like, look, you know, this is a proof that, you know, I'm a scientist, a very high profile. Like, there's, there's no way that somebody wouldn't have gone back even just to say hello. I know for a fact now that time travel isn't real or at least it doesn't work that way, like linearly.

And people said, you know, now it kind of is an irrelevant experiment. Because now that everybody knows he's on the Epstein list. They're like, oh, why would I show up to his fucking party? Why would I show up to go hang out with a guy who's at? In the future, people would know like, oh, God, yeah, know the Epstein guy? You know, fuck that guy. I know about that. I'm not going to that party.

So, like, the experiment now is completely moot. Also, he can't dance. Yeah. That's why. What kind of parties that? Yeah. Get the fuck out of here, dude. Yeah.

What was the thing that they said it was, um, his kink was, I don't know if any of this was real, but it's still putting math equations up on a chalkboard. Out of their reach. So high, so high that they can't reach them. It was the way it was written. It was on a slightly too high whiteboard. Yes, yes, yes. Reach the number.

Edging. Toon, tune, tun, tune, do. Well, and I think on that note, we will close this episode out and get it ready for tomorrow and they do a 10-minute after show where we talk about, I'm not sure yet. Cody, close us out, you beautiful. Hey, guys. Thank you for joining the unsuscribed podcast. I was joined today about Eli Double-Tap, Brandon Herrera, myself, donut operator.

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