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three two, one. Hi everyone and welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today as always by Mr. Eli Double Tap, West Virginia's own Caleb Francis, future congressman Brandon Herrera, and myself King Trout.

What's up, bitches? Hello. Hi, everyone's here. We've got like two guests. Yeah, everyone. Everyone's here. The whole gang's here. Everybody in my phone. No, on subgroup is back.

This is actually the real crew. We just hide it all the time. Time to unsubscribe. I don't know about this anymore. Dude, how you've been, buddy? Good, man. Good. Yeah, yeah, been a little while.

You know, just living life, traveling a bunch, filming stupid stuff as always. But it's a blast, so I can never complain. Yeah. Best job I ever had. Absolutely, yeah.

Dream job, if I'm honest. Yeah, it's pretty fucking down. Yeah, you're looking exceptionally red lately. How's the trend? I'm not on Trin yet. Yes, you said yet. And I'm very burnt. I was on the hog hunt the last couple days.

Oh, that's right. Yeah, and we were out at the range for like four hours with that technical, filming some stuff with it. And that was a lot of fun. No shit. I was showing your photo to somebody earlier because they were asking, like, oh, who's the podcast with today? I showed a picture.

And they were like, Jesus, his fucking biceps are the size of my head. Hell yeah, that's the goal, dude. Yeah, we just want to get to where it just hurts to be alive. I want to get winded waking. I want it to hurt. Oh, my heart. I'll say I want to be really jacked until my heart explodes. That's what we're going for.

I want to die in my sleep. But yeah, I've been really working on my cardio again a lot the last few months. I ordered one of those, the assault bike. So after every like three sets, I do like a really hard minute on that. It sucks a whole lot. But I can already, I've been doing it for like a month now and I can already tell a huge difference in how much easier it is. And then like when I'm training with the sandbags and stuff, yeah, that kills me.

I'm like so winded doing that and that's become a lot easier. So it's doing good. Just trying to not actually have my heart explode at least at this size. I kind of like those though. I need to find mine. Because like when I was living like completely alone. Yeah. I would just put it like in the living room by the TV and just do like one to two

minutes sprints. Yeah. Yeah. It's awesome. It's loud as fuck. Yeah. Right in your fucking face. Anything to remind you you're not doing it.

Yeah. The hardest machine to use. Yeah, they look like that thing is soul destroying. To like sprints and stuff. It literally is the worst. I have the worst leg pump every time I get off of it. I'm walking around like, ha, ha, ha. And it's just like my legs, dude.

I hate it. But obviously it works. Yeah, you turned into a very big boy. You're like benching. Yeah. Have you maxed out yet? No, dude. I hardly ever maxed.

I did get a 400. Yeah, I got a couple new sets of dumbbells. I got a 165 set on one seven. set. So I can... Dumbbell? Yeah. So I can do the 175s on incline for like sets of three now.

It's just the worst and scariest part is getting them up. Like it's terrifying. I'm like, dude, this is going to be it. This is when I tear something. This is when I'm like going to be fucked for a while. One is me. Yeah. Yeah.

You have two Eli. Yeah. That's like my way. You are literally holding me and Eli in each hand. Oh, great. Yeah, no, I got to launch those things, dude. Yeah, like about, because usually I'm going till failure, like three to four right now is like really failure. So I'm like, I'm not going anywhere with them.

I'm having to drop them. How far roughly do you think you could throw one of us? Yeah, probably a good 15 feet. If I like really launch it, yeah. Is the big sandbag? Is that 200 pounds? No, I've got a I've got a 361 and a 421. Yeah, he could throw us really far.

I've seen him pick that bag up. Oh, yeah. I like, no, you were three times off. Look, because I looked at it. And I'm like, there's zero. What am I going to lift up double my body weight over my fucking shoulder? Yeah, so I've been like really working with that, the 360 bag. I can get it up to shoulder pretty well now.

But the 400 bag is still, it's, because standing up, it's like to my belly button. I'm almost not big enough to fully handle that one. So I'm like really trying to figure out technique with it. You got to get it up into your lap and kind of rotate it while it's there. And dude, it's such. So it's like not the weight. It's just awkward. It's so big.

Like you can't. And like they have like the Coke can method where you stand it up and grab it down low and then just kind of shimmy it up into your lap. That was more than my motorcycle. Yeah. I can't. I can't hardly do that one. So I'm used to picking them up sideways because I can sit it on my lap easier. But that one's so big that I can't really get a grip on it.

And this is for the like one man versus a hundred kindergartner. Yeah. Yeah. Like I'm just turning into a windmill, dude. spinning through them. I've been smashing them against each other. He's my weapons. I just caught up on Invincible, so that's all I'm thinking of right now is just you just

blowing through. I love that show, man. I stopped after season one, and I just watched like two through four. Okay, so are you fully caught up? Yeah, I'm caught up now. Really good. The friggin scenes with Conquest. Conquest.

That last fight with him and Mark, and he's just like, he's being shot. And he's, oh, shit. Okay, okay. Dude, that, that was like one of the. of the few scenes from a cartoon that I was like oh god like while it was happening I was like this is going on way too long like in this place that was I was watching it on a plane actually while we were on our way to fucking Miami I think I was watching that and I was just making some faces dude yeah that was gnarly that's when you turn the screen because people are watching

tap the kid across the alley like check this kid out what are you watching gay porn oh god it's just violent yeah it's awesome that's when uh Papa meat did the video me can you did the video on, right? Yeah. Did he? Yeah, he did a video, him in Conquest. Oh, did you ever seen that one? No, I didn't know. Dude, have you all seen his, one of his latest videos, the Discord mod one? Yeah, dude. Where he did like the short film? Dude, that

was one of the best things I've ever seen a creator make. Like, Howo, Poinsett says. It was, like, the production into that and his whole, all his sets and stuff, just the whole time I was watching that, I was in a hotel and I was, like, just had it on my phone because I wanted to watch it, and I was eating, like, sushi, and I was

like, the whole time I was like, this is crazy. I was like, this is so cool. And we know this guy and we're friends with him. And he's made one of my favorite things like I've ever seen. It's absurdly high effort and high production value. He works with Creature Kid. It makes all the puppets and props and stuff, dude. And all those sets they had like just full movie production shit.

It was awesome. Like fucked up Pee Wee's Playhouse and Jim Henson, like mixed together. It's so good. He goes above and beyond with that. Even with camera, he is very, It's crazy. Yeah. His tism and his focus on each little thing.

Yeah. When we nerded out about cameras, it was like, oh, you actually like deep dive into this stuff. He's like, yeah. And then as you're saying, what was the horror one he just did with the room he built? And he had to. Oh, I think it was called Papa Meat. Oh, yeah. Or Me Canyon.

He had like a weird body and all the, yeah, yeah. He goes above and beyond and make his stuff. And he just wants to do it because he loves. Yeah. And then he's like, you just wants to do this. And you're like, dude, that's like, that's. Like, that's the kind of goal for, like, a lot of creators. Like, I can't imagine being at that point.

Because I, well, I think that's the thing that I envy about it so much is that he, he does it without sponsorships. He does it like, and you can tell, like, and we've been in the business for a while. You can tell there's no way he's not losing money on that. He's just doing it purely out of passion because he wants to make shit like that. Like, that's, that's cool to be able to be there. Yeah, really impressive. Just like the whole thing was awesome. But he's a great dude.

Yeah, like just glazing him. for a while. I don't know. Yeah. Fuck Hunter. Yeah. Hunter, if you're watching,

fuck you. Big old beautiful man. You and Isaiah. Yeah. Make fun of Isaiah. I don't know how. He's salt to the earth. He's pure of heart.

Yeah. He's the purest man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Poor Isaiah with those lips. There's many.

I love. I love what Hunter does his voice too. He's like, oh, um, like he just does it most like a feminine. Southern accent.

He's like, I do not. Hot Sam like that. Yeah, you kind of do, bro. Yeah, they're a fun group. It's crazy how big they've gotten. Watching Creepcast blow up that fast and then just destroy the ranks. When I'm scrolling through just social media in general, especially TikTok, seeing super viral

videos where they're just making a Meek Canyon reference or using his audio or it's a clip of Creepcast and it's all super viral like three and four hundred thousand likes on every single thing that's just a reference to something they're doing you're like oh shit like that's when you know they're fucking huge. Apparently they did that really good on TikTok that's what Sav

sees a lot of times. I see it all over TikTok just like trends and and audio especially from this Discord mob people using that section where it was what's his name's dog and it was speaking like Chinese or something when he comes in. Yeah I saw him. Yeah his dog and he's like please help he makes

me speak Chinese or whatever. Like I see that and all the time of you. And then it's the Discord mark being like, what the fuck are you saying? Like all the time I see like memes and stuff of that. It's so crazy. Yeah. Oh yeah. Fucking crushing it.

We don't use TikTok, do we? Oh, no. I don't think any of us use TikTok really. Yeah. You used to, I think. That's how I started out and I haven't touched it in probably like two years. I still post on it regularly, but it's just useless. Every now and then I'll have something to do decent on there, but it's been like, I streamed to it and that's useful.

but other than that, it does nothing for me. Well, they changed the pay structure on me. Like, yeah, I think it was about two years. It might have been three years ago at this point because I was getting like good money, like comma money. Yeah. And then they were like, we've changed our pay structure. And then it was like, we've recently sent you seven cents.

I'm like, okay, fuck you Chinese app. I'm never opening you ever again. It become pretty decent because I had a video here like a month or two ago that got like a few million views and I made like eight grand from it. Anything that's over a minute now. It can be like a minute and two seconds. you can make killer money on. Which is kind of funny because that goes against, it's the antithesis of what they bought the platform on.

Yeah. And you can put 10 minute videos on that. Yeah. They rolled out 10 minute videos and I put it, I put it just a shit post of me reading a book by the fireplace for 10 minutes. And I made like $850 off of it. It's crazy. Yeah.

Is the censorship still as bad on TikTok? Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I get in trouble for saying stuff like fart and quife and I'll be in trouble. Like I'll notice that I'm in trouble because it'll be like, you got 50 views on this video.

I'm like, oh, okay. I said quave, sorry. Like if you look through. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. The community guidelines ones are great out. Oh, wait, we haven't gotten to the meat yet. Oh, well, maybe they took them down.

It used to be like every third one. They deleted them for sure. I tried it like six years ago. Like, I think it was like during COVID era when it was first emerging. And I think I posted like five videos and four of them got removed. I'm like, all right, well, fuck this app. Yeah, like useless. Because it's for like gun.

I mean, gun shit was sure. Yeah. Yeah, I can't put any of that. And it pisses me off because I'll see, I guess they just have the regulations. because I'll see somebody as it's just a pistol at the range or something like that and those videos will crush. I'll have like millions of views. I'm like, oh, okay, well, that's fine on here. Let me try something that's just like a semi-auto.

Nope. If it's got like a suppressor or if it's a rifle that you're shooting fast enough or they're like, oh, I can't tell if that's full auto or not, that's in trouble immediately. If it's just like a pistol or like a revolver or some old shit, I think you can get away with it. I just don't want to build my entire, you know, platform off of having to deal with the censorship of present. President Winnie the Pooh. Sure. Yeah. Ridiculous.

But, you know, whatever. Yeah, gun content. Yeah, yeah. Crush your soul really quickly. Sure. I was, so hog hunting. Did you just go out for a couple days and just? Yeah, I was up there for a few days with Firearms Direct Club and at that big ranch.

Oh, yeah. We were supposed to do that. Yeah. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. We had a bunch of stuff. Yeah, I was out of town, unfortunately. But, no, I mean, it looked like a really good time. I wanted to go.

Yeah, that looked like a, because it was what, like, like, Macalien. Alan? Yeah, San Angelo. San Ancero, yeah. It was a beautiful ranch. They've got like 9,000 acres. I went there turkey hunting, and I got on one turkey the first day, blasted him, and he fucking flopped around, and then flew off over this group of trees, and then we never fucking found him.

So I was like, well, that was probably my one shot. And then we sat in a blind three more times of days I was there and didn't see shit, like 100 hens and a crap load of dough. So I didn't get any turkey, but I got this like, I killed a fucking big. big ass rattlesnake that was like we were just cruising around looking for turkey and one was going like right under air side by side and he's like yes kill that and that's awesome fucking blew it away took its tail i came out here to kill yeah uh killed a handful of uh jack rabbits just because like honestly it was just to like i want to see if this thermal's on i was like i'm not going to shoot it since i've been

here i was like i want to see if it's accurate i need to check it's on it's glowing red yeah yeah so i fucking smoke this jack rabbit normally people like take a blow torch to a little steel target and you're like nah give me something that's alive i need something moving but i could make sure Caleb's not confessing any crimes yeah no yeah yeah it was all like i before i killed you anything i was like is this okay and they're like yeah uh so uh yeah did that uh the jet bomb proof yeah bomb proof eagle uh my friends are obviously lawyers we run a gun website but uh yeah we uh got to do the helicopter hog hunt and that i'm glad i didn't go out Dude, you guys know that court is loud guy.

Have you seen him? He'd probably be a fun one to have on y'all's show at some point. His name is Cord is loud. He dresses as like a British soldier and does a lot of gun content. He just completely sawed off a mosenagat and made it like short barrel, cut the stock off. It's like this long. Oh, like the obrez. Yeah.

He made a tarcoff gun. That's literally what it was. Like, how do you spell it? Cord is long? Cord is loud. C-O-R-D is loud. Baird, you know what I hate? Max is.

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Of course, it's long. Yeah, sorry. But, yeah, he's got some pretty fun content. Yeah, he dresses up as, like, British soldier, and they just blow stuff up. They blow up, like, a lot of, like, red coats and things. It's, like, it's funny. He's going to be really popular. His pages are blowing up quick.

And his whole group, they were rowdy. They were, like, just going nuts the whole time we were there. Just looking at a picture of him. I'm like, I can tell this guy's rowdy. He's like 24 or 25, so he's like, youngest shit and blowing up. So, yeah, he was fun. Nolan and Tackett were there. Ronnie was there.

So it was a good group. Yeah, they cooked for us every day. And I got to do that. I finally got to do a helicopter hog hunt. But I was like, fifth group up. They had already killed like hundred and some hogs. I was like, we're probably getting low. And it's already like 1 p.m.

They're going to be freaking bedded down now. We go out, find two hogs. I smote both of them. And then we get on some coyotes. We chase one for a while. And that was like sick because it was running full speed. And this, the female pilot was like gnarly. She was so badass.

And she's like whipping around. We're chasing this coyote sideways. He'll go into some bushes. I'll shoot into him. He'll run out the other way and we're chasing him. Is it the one you said that had like serious maim? So that was the first one. Oh, shit.

And then we're done. And we're like, well, okay, let's head back. On the way back. I see this like gross looking. Like it just looked like a weird pig. And I was like, oh, something's in these trees below. I should say, okay, whips it around. It gets real low to kind of like.

like scare it out, comes out, and she goes, oh God. And she's like, that's what people call a chupacabra. And it was just this completely hairless coyote, like mange to hell, like lumpy skin, just like giant rat looking thing. And I friggin smoked it and it was really gruesome. I'm excited to get that footage back from that GoPro and see it because like those hollow points were exploding that guy. It was really gross.

Dude, that. Yeah, literally. Like that's it was. No shit. That's a chupacobot. That's a coyote. Yeah, yeah. It's got manged.

Yeah. That's literally, that's what it looked like. Yeah. Like, seriously. You shoot it too. Nateriously, the fastest way to kill them is belly shots. Yeah. If you don't know what anything is back in the day, I'd want like an old Mexican.

Yeah, a demon. Yeah. I'm like, what the fuck is that thing? To this day, I would probably think that's a fucking chubacabra. Yeah. But, uh, so yeah, finish that off. And especially if it's like, aggressive and just attacking your animals and shit, it's like, what the fuck is that?

monster but yeah it was it was a freaking blast up there so yeah yeah and they're close and he does hunts and stuff year around he's like dude he's like he's like you know everyone come up for stuff he's like just hit me up he's like we do deer hunts and turkey hunts and stuff like year round and he's like oh that's it cool so we need to do one like yeah because we haven't either a back pack you won't bring the scar 20 this time no that was that was a one-time experience and it was still a lot of fun yeah I just deeply remember when he showed me what he was bringing and he hands it to me and I'm like oh this is nice it's light blah blah blah blah and then I went over to your house afterwards and you're like here's what I'm bringing you on that hunt and oh god this is really fucking heavy you know but I'm excited to shoot it I got my cardio yeah no doubt I told it I was like don't why why would you bring it

doing a couple a couple miles a day in the mountains of fucking Utah that was that was a that was a that was a choice yeah I rack that's when we started removing parts from the gun we're like these are heavy I don't really need this dust cover a selector Bear bones, dude. Hell yeah. Yeah, it's not good. And then what outside of that, you still have your podcast and your others. Are you still doing a whole bunch of skit comedy? Yeah, doing a lot of skit stuff.

Dude, I stepped into the acting world recently. I haven't got to talk about that much. So I was in another Bill Murray. All our faces. Yeah, yeah. Yes, you haven't talked about this. So I got to be in another Bill Murray music video down in Florida. That was with a day to remember in Bill Murray.

Bill Murray music video. Yeah, yeah. No, the band is called. Bill Murray, B-I-L-N-U-R-I. Dude, if you're, if you like meddling of any sort, he used to be in a band called Attack Attack, but over the last few years, they've become probably my favorite band currently. I mean, it's like country, metal, like mixed together. It's, it's awesome.

Their show's rule, they've got a girl named Gabby that plays saxophone in it and she fucking shreds on it. It's awesome. I'm a sucker for saxophone. Dude, so definitely check it out. Their new album just dropped. It's called Kind of Hard. But I got to be in a music video with them and the lead singer from a day to remember.

And it was just like I was in their one music video for more than hate. And it's like we were in the woods and it was like a Sasquatch type video, like how to catch the hog man. And I'm like the leader of this crypted hunter group. And I'm like, all right. Like we're out here and we're like tracking him and shit. We did like a whole video prior to the music video and then like clips of it made it in. So that was awesome already. But then they invited me back for another one.

And he's like, yeah, it's with the day to remember. I was like, awesome. So that was one of my favorite bands through, like high school and college. But he's like, yeah, he's like, we want you to have a bigger part in this. So it's a backyard night fight where John from Bill Murray and then Jeremy from a day to remember, they're dressed as knights. And it's like a group of just like random fans, like cheering them on. And they're just doing like a night fight in the backyard.

And they had the actual two, you know, they have that night fighting league. They had the actual two guys from it that are like ranked number one in the world right now. It's like catching. It's starting to get popular. They're trying to get like UF, like Dana. white to buy it or something because dude they beat the fuck out of each other it is awesome they're flipping each other they've got like a 10 foot long axe that they like swing and do like crazy moves with and bash each other's faces faces that they hit steep like oh ringing it's not like

make a armor on it's still a fucking hammer hitting your head sideways that's the thing that like I think that's probably where Dana's going to call it on liability like but dude he was giving us the rundown and he's like yeah like a lot of them wear like almost too much armor and then they can't move well he's like but he's like he's like but he's like if you don't have those like grieves and stuff that cover the back of your legs, he's like, if you get into like a grapple with somebody, he's like, they'll take their axe or whatever. He's like, and they'll start bashing the back of your legs because they know that's like weak

spots. Oh, fuck. He's like, you're fucked up after like each part. I was like, what the hell? But they were awesome. So they played the real guys fighting. And then it was like John and Jeremy like, you know, singing their lyrics while they pretended to fight.

But I'm the host of the whole event. So it like starts on me. And I'm a welcome back to the Bill Murray. It's called the BBL, the Bill Murray Battle League. And I'm just like, you know, gas. up Jeremy and I'm talking shit about John. I'm like, he just came off like a terrible loss at the, like, Louisiana corn dog chugging contest, like some goofy shit.

But it was fun as hell. And that video did really well. And it led to an agency in L.A. seeing it. And they were like, hey, dude, like, we've watched your videos, you know, for years. And, like, we all are like a fan of you. Like, you should do more acting. And I was like, that's always been the goal. I just don't know that world.

Like, I kind of figured I have to be in L.A. or New York or something going to auditions and he's like well it used to be like that but after COVID it's all mostly through like like Zoom meetings and shit now most people don't even need to go to Bohemian grove anymore yeah that's great god but he's like yeah he's like dude he's like I already have like a handful of things I would love to send you in on uh he's like if you're down to it he's like we'll just do like a handshake deal like three months he's like I'll represent you try and get you some parts and if you like like you like it we'll keep going I was like dude I'm in he sent me I said I made all my profiles and all these like actors guild pages and stuff um got like did some new head shots got those

on there. He had me an audition. He sent me three and there was one. I was like, yes, I want to audition for that. And I play like a Harley Rider. And there is like, we need like someone who can look scary, but is also lovable. He's like, he's like, this is you dude. And I was like, okay. And he's like, you're a Harley Rider. He's like, and there's going to be like a grandma on the back feeding you sandwiches. And I was like, what is this part for? I can't, I can't like, I can't like, This is a Caleb roll if I ever heard of me. I can't go into like huge details, but it's like it's for a daily meat company. Staples Preferred Business Membership, built for busy business owners,

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that was the daily meat that we had and in West Virginia and I was like what I'm like they like they're doing like a comeback now they've got like premium meats and stuff now so I was like cool and but we got the part I did my audition it was like me and six other dudes in there and it was like live Zoom call. It was like me. I did the part you had to like pretend I'm riding on. So I was like B B B B B B B like I was like making the same. I'm making the sound effects and stuff. And I like had to pretend like I'm eating a sandwich and like kind of like I'm like angry but then after I eat the sandwich

I'm like oh and I'm like just like a little smirk. Got the part. We filmed that like we were filming for like 12 hours that day did it was awesome. But it'll be it's an international commercial. It'll be on every streaming platform. They said they'll have it all over social media. So and they're like showing me clips of it. You know where It's a fucking badass Harley that's attached to a trailer and I'm fucking strapped down to it, dude. You've got like a dude version of a G string on that's like to keep you attached to the fucking bike. Okay, I was really glad that wasn't the costume.

It was awful. I was in like full leathers and like a jean jacket over top of it and helmet and stuff for like, I sat on that bike for like six hours, dude, on this back road. And like outside of Austin, dude, it was rough. And I had to like we had we filmed that scene because this is like a tiny old lady. She's like 80 something. She's been acting for years. Tiny old lady sitting behind me. Can't even see her from in front.

She has to reach around me and feed me a sandwich while I'm driving. So you actually driving? No, I figured they probably trailer. It's on a trailer. Yeah. Yeah. Brandon missed the first half of that previous seasons. I know.

Because I was still stuck on for a minute. I thought it was the, like you were talking about legitimately like that was your costume. costume. Like, as a male G-Stree, whatever. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. But no, yeah, they had a strap to his trailer and stuff. Because when they first said, they're like, do you have your most, like, a license? I was like, I have like my learners and stuff. I was like, I can go grab my license real quick if you need. But just to be said, I was like, all right. And in my mind, I'm like, there's no way they have me riding around with this 80-year-old grandma on the back. So, you know, did a day class and got my license and shit, just to be prep for it.

And we get there. It's on a trailer. It's like, smart. But she's so small, she can't, like, really see to reach around me. And so we did like 50 takes and they have like people there making, this was like the biggest production I've been on. There was like 80 people that were just doing different stuff like all day. Like just sandwich shots, a group of people that were the sandwich artists. Like people like follow me around with an umbrella and like a fan and stuff. And I was like, oh, wow.

Isn't it fucking? You're not allowed to touch anything on real sets. You can't fucking like I can't move like the big. Yeah. Yeah. It was just like me being catered to it. I was like, oh shit. This is a lot.

And you're like, I don't need an umbrella guy. That's fine. I was like, hey, I was like, you don't gonna do that. Now that guy can't make rent this one. Yeah, yeah. And she was a girl. She was like, no, she's like, make sure you don't get too hot. So like what little bit of makeup I have on it doesn't like run?

I'm like, okay. But yeah, she couldn't hardly see me. So so many shots, she's just jamming the sandwich in my face. And like, and the sandwiches have been out all day. They had to toast the bread so that it would like hold together in the wind. So it's like hard bread. And she's jamming it into my like eye. I like my face where she brings it around.

She fucks up a few times. She doesn't come as far. So I'm like reaching to bite it and stuff. And it's just like not natural. So we did that shot like 50 fucking times. And it got to the point where I like, I'm biting and I'm like biting my own lip trying to like reach and get it. And I'm like,

fuck. And now I'm like my lip is fucked up. We finally get it and you know, film a bunch of other little shots. But it was super cool. And he's like, yeah, man. He's like, once I get you a handful of more of these auditions, He's like, you don't even have to be ones that you want to do.

He's like, we just need a little deck of auditions you've done. He's like, I can start sending you in on the stuff I really want to send you in on, which is like movies and TV shows. He's like, there's some new season of Sons of Anarchy or a spinoff or something like that that's coming out. He's like, I want to send you in on that. He's like, so he's not available to audition for yet. He's like, so we got some time to get you a handful of more things. He's like, but I want to send you in on that.

He's like, because I think that I was like, dude, that would be fucking nuts. Is that okay to say right now? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want you to do they there. No, yeah.

I was wondering. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, lost that rule. Yeah, there's a lot of people that are like, you know, going to be auditioning for and stuff. And like, who knows if they'll even have like open auditions? But yeah,

it was just like cool stuff like that that they want to send me for. And I was like, yes. So anything that I can like pretend to be a badassian or something funny, I'm like, I'm all for it. Like send it to me if it's something I'm interested in, we'll go. I will say literally every part of that seems like it was custom tailored for you. Yes. And when he's like, yeah, he's like,

you'll play a Harley Rider or eating sandwiches. I'm like, yes. I'm like, absolutely. In a quasi-badass, quasi-fuzzy funny role. Yeah, I was like, yes, I want that. So that was super cool. They said that commercial should be out like later this year. But yeah, really pumped to see it.

Sag? With the under sag or? No, because I got to have like a handful of parts. That's the hard bar with sag. I'm not union. Yeah, I'm non-union right now. Good. But yeah.

Yeah, exactly. He's like, you don't want to be a part. of this shit yet. This podcast has a really good history with unions. Yeah. So yeah, that was super cool. So stepping into that world and trying to get into more like legit acting and stuff. So yeah, we'll see where that goes. That's awesome. Yeah, it was fun as hell. I figure with a lot of the like the subsidies and, you know, tax breaks and shit for the state of Texas now, there's probably a lot more acting roles coming here. There is. And that's like, yeah, he's like, and this is in Texas. He's like, this is like an hour and a half from you. I was like, oh, fuck yeah. But it's all

LA based and stuff. He's like, so you'll probably have to come to LA for some of these. And I was like yeah whatever I was like I get it I was like that's where a lot of shit's filmed but four hour flight sure yeah easy uh but yeah dude super pumped to see where that goes uh and especially once the commercial comes out and like it starts getting momentum and people like oh shit that's fucking Caleb yeah like so yeah and the way they're they're like this is going to be everywhere he's like they're really pushing this like they want this it's international every social media every streaming platform it'll be an ad especially with your platform you can push it and organically get them like double what they would have and that that was part of the deal

yeah like because they had the original deal and then they're hitting me with another they're like hey like if we want like collab with you on your pages like I'm like cool here's the numbers for that and they're like cool we'll get back to you but I think that could have totally played in I'll be the fucking sandwich guy yeah yeah oh they makes a huge difference too I was like I was like I wonder if me having a following already like like leaned into me getting that part he was like oh yeah he's like because you've already done so much of this like acting like that your this role is he's like you've done some much similar stuff to that already and you have a presence online he's like they wanted that it's like

cool so you basically have a sizzle reel with a billion views yeah yeah so uh yeah it was it was really cool man I was super pumped uh just like got me like kind of excited I'm like oh shit like we're stepping into the stuff like I've always wanted to do now so if you had like a dream role for what you wanted to do like Hollywood type shit like movies TV shows what kind of what kind of thing would you want to do dude I would love to be in some kind of comedy series that was like always sunny or or like workaholics or something like that, like in some kind of like just fucked up humor comedy series. Like that is the ultimate goal.

But when I was talking to him, he was like, dude, he's like, you know how it is out here in L.A. He's like, all the dudes are like green shake drinking motherfuckers. I was literally going to interrupt you. It's like gay. Braden, what shirt are you wearing? Well, I'm glad you asked Eli. I'm wearing my poncho shirt. That's not what a poncho looks like.

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Go check it out. He was like, he was like, he's a year what we call. And it's going to sound like I'm pulling like my own dick right here. He's like, you're what we call a type S actor. He's like, you're like big, scary looking dude. He's like, but you have all these things that you've played that are so broad and different. He's like, you can play about anything. Because some of the auditions he sent me, I was like, dude, I was like, I would never play this.

It was like, one of them was like a dad in a family where we're like, it was like for like a gas company or something. He's like, we go to the grocery store or the mall so we can pick out new clothes because my wife doesn't want to spend money on a gas company to heat our house. so she wants to just buy a bunch of winter jackets for the kids. And I was like, dude, it's like, look at me. I was like, am I going to be a dad? He's like, now, honey, did you find anything that fits? Okay, let's call the gas company then. I was like, come on, man.

He's like, yeah, he's like, I just figured I'd send you like some random shit to see if you were interested in doing it. I was like, no, I was like, it needs to be on brand. It would be very funny to see you fill that role with like you and a tight turtleneck sweater. I was like, look at me, man. I was like, how am I ever going to be? like a suburban dad with like, yeah,

he's like, Caleb Francis, the every man. He's like, yeah, he's like, I just figured it'd be fun. But yeah,

dude, I'm really pumped to see where this goes and what it leads to because you can't believe that. Yeah, just picture a little shot. It's like a heartwarming shot,

a little kid's hand, you go to cover their hand and this tattoo. They're like, oh, what the fuck? What the hell? I'd like to see you like play

the Scandinavian, like, shop owner from Frozen when they do that in live action. Yeah, dude i've been compared to that guy so many times yeah yeah so that that would be fun but dude yeah gotta get you on that disney train yeah he was he was basically he's like basically like you're like in it you know obviously a less fit version he's like you're basically like what the rock and like

john sina he's like and these people are he's like they're like big scary looking motherfuckers he's like but they play so many comedy roles uh that it like you know works well because it's like a scary factor but you're hilarious and i was like awesome i was like yeah i was like if i can get some similar roles to like a lower version of like the rock or john sina yes send that my way fast and the furious 37 yeah it's me i'm the new rock they're already dead now but yeah yeah i'm really pumped to see where it goes yeah man that's awesome yeah yeah we got what brandon you've been dealing with a whole bunch of it's hard to explain what you do now because it's like meetings travel and then getting ready for November yeah yeah right time recording I think

178 days yeah who's counting who's counting it's not a stressor in my life at all not at all you just get to do a whole bunch of meetings or town halls yeah town halls we're doing like summits and things which like actually I just found out today we apparently successfully killed the the wall in the big bend border sector which is like a huge thing for us like that's a massive thing in that area like Brewster County and stuff trying to make sure they don't build the wall section because it's unnecessary, it's super expensive, and it ruins a lot of ecological and tourist kind of stuff

in Big Bend in the National Park. Okay, yeah. Plus, you're like building a 30-foot wall on top of a 90-foot granite cliff. Oh. So, like, it just doesn't make any fucking sense. Yeah. Okay. But they just announced today

that the administration is no longer seeking that. So that's something we've worked. I had meetings with DHS. I had meetings with the White House. We've been pushing really hard for that. Oh, hell yeah. But it's weird because I'll do that and then I'll make dick jokes on the podcast a day later. And it's like, and then I've got my own gun shit.

And then we're going doing like F1 shit. Like it is like all over the fucking map. People are like, what do you do for a living? I'm like, how much time you got? Yeah, let's jar on a list. I own businesses. Yeah. Yeah.

F1 was a completely different level. Like that was wild. That's where you realize like certain levels of wealth like that. Like whether it's going to like Palm Beach or like Miami. you realize, oh, there's fucking levels to this shit. Yeah. These people could spend my net worth on a whim and not miss it. Yeah.

It is complete. It is the levels. I think you brought that up. And I was like, yeah, this is the best way to determine that because you get a see even from like Saturday's qualification. And that was beautiful. And we were fucking on cloud. And I'm like, yo, this is great.

Jesus. Those Porsche cup cars are way too fucking loud. Oh, my God. Why the fuck are they so loud? I have no. Like, we were warned in advance. The Porsches would be. loud as fuck but I was not prepared like I

shoot guns for a living sure and it was ridiculous that was unfortunate that's the only time we'd like close it and everyone just shut up when they were driving by you're just like oh time to shut up for a minute formula long cars loud not near that level it was just fucking ear piercing I'm just surprised

glass doesn't break from those yeah because like f1 when they're going by like it doesn't hurt my ears but like dude it was it's bad like tractor pole loud I would rather but 40

of them down in the line. Oh, that's loud as fuck. I'm unironically, if we're talking about without earpro, I would rather listen to somebody rattle off a full magazine from an unsuppressed air 15 at like 40 feet. Is it the Porsche Cup you said? Yeah, Porsche GT3 Cup. I feel like that's quieter. Yeah.

Oh, geez. Yeah, it was because everyone when we were showing up, they're like, oh, the Porsche is so loud. Oh, that's weird. McLaren's hit the track. They're like, formula two are on the track, Formula 2 are on the track, Formula one. And then the Porsche cars come rolling out. There's like 40 of these motherfuckers.

And then the first one, I don't, they're just doing like their outpacing lives. So it's like cruising by, it's like, but! And you're like, holy shit. They go through and then gun it. And you just hear. No. I was I googled it and they copped out. It just says exceeds 100 decibels.

It's like, okay. So does that. Yeah, so does the lawn mower fuck off. But then it was just, I mean, really cool experience seeing all of that. And then how, Team Cadillac, first American. manufacturer in a formula series and then on top of that it was their first race in the united states so they went so yeah first fully american f1 team uh racing in the united states for the first time ever on america's 250th birthday and they came in first no they did not but

they finished one of their cars yeah yeah no checko we only need one though both did i think only one did i think uh checko got knocked out oh sure what happened engine problems and then uh uh Um, Botes is the one that finished. He gained like five positions. Damn. I believe everything shifted at the end because everybody got penalized. Well, a lot of people did. It was a good ass, right?

Like, that was a great fucking race. Versappin spun it and turned three, caught it. First lap. Well, he changed his tire tires like super early, didn't he? Yeah, after that. So, uh, that's one thing. We were just, he got second place on, um, pole. He didn't make pull.

He was in second place on qual and then lap turn two. he spun it so the second you spin those cars your tires are fucked like now you have a bald spot because he started on mediums or softs i want to say they all started on softs because everybody was anticipating rain the whole race yes because he switched to he switched to hard i think yeah and that lasted that's why at the end he started falling off because that early tire change they're like oh we'll just hold off we'll hold off hopefully it rains and then we can switch to rains and we'll run the rest of the race did not happen. So that's how they were catching up. This entire experience was like me getting to witness Eli's racism like a fucking zoo animal.

It was kind of, it was fun. Like I was just excited. He was excited. I'm like, this is neat. My friend's having fun. Yeah. Well, and everyone was just asking me questions. They're like, what's this?

And I was like, dude, Versaappan is doing great. And then I'd be like, okay, purple, purple. Okay, they're good. Kimi, he's the one that got first or pull. and he cooked that last lap, but it was a fucking blast and then they're walking through the Cadillac paddock, actual paddock, and

they're like, I didn't know, you can't film anything. And they're showing us the gearbox. So much carbon fiber. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Just pure carbon fiber. Because they're worried about the team espionage. Like, you can't, like, it's very restricted.

And I made that joke. Because, like, we're getting, like, tour through and everything. And I joke with the girl that's, like, giving us the tour. I'm like, so you're telling me that if I, uh, if I, like, pulled out my phone and took a picture of some of the shit, I could sell that for like a lot of money, right? And she's like, yeah, don't. Way more than you think I think, like, oh yeah, that was probably hundreds of thousands of

dollars. Yeah. I missed out, man. You did. Yeah, because I could have gone to prison. Fuck, yeah. That would have been awesome. That's one of the fun prisons where you're going to play tennis. It was probably here. I call it family vacation. They're gone. It was 15 of. Yeah. You get to. go to one of those Jordan Belfort prisons, not the wire prisons. Yeah. How much are each of these cars usually worth? Like, it's like millions, right?

Like just to build one. 40 million? Yeah, like, yeah, I knew it was like an absurd amount. What was Cadillacs? They had to pay that fee because they were taking away from the other team's advertisers. What is it called? The entry, so all, so they capped it at 400 million for the year. 400 million, yeah.

Yeah, and then each manufacturer has to put in a percentage to cover that four Formula One. And they had the lower model, which pissed teams off. But we didn't know this. Cadillac now has an unlimited budget for this year for development. Because it's their first year, I think. Yeah. Which is, I'm sure they're going to take advantage of that.

Jesus. Dumping cash into it because now they're building two engine platforms at the exact same time because right now they don't know the regulations for 2029. So they're just building two motors. So, like, we're building our own motor. We just don't know which one we get a roll with. So we're dumping money into both. And then it's just like kind of hard to fathom.

Like, how is a car $40 million to build? I imagine a lot of it's the engineer. That's the only thing I can think of is just coming up with the, like, that's insane. I imagine it's like it's fairly cheap compared to that. To actually build it out. But to figure out to go through 18 different iterations of each part to figure out how you want to build it. Building it and trying it out and they're like, no, let's modify it. Yeah, like a 747 is like a mass produced plane and it costs, you know, what, $20 million to make a fucking 747.

Yeah. But to come up with the first 747, you probably cost a few hundred million dollars each two years too. Yeah. It's like, by the way, you have to have the arrow on how those little, just the ducks and everything ran. Every little shifts carbon fiber and they make that because the wind tunnel says so, but even the brakes, how they captured that air was fucking wild. Just the engineering alone. I mean, it's like the AK50.

If I wanted to build five more, I don't know what it would cost, but it would cost significantly less than what I've invested in the first. I just, we walk in and then you text me where it's like, is that Terry Cruz? I'm like, mm-hmm. Yeah, fucking Terry Cruz is actually, you know. That's cool as shit. No, he was chill as hell. Tommy Hillfigure. We thought he was dead.

All of us thought Tommy Hilfiger was dead. He's only like in his 60s. I don't know. I didn't know. I thought it was one of those Sears kind of brand. It's like John C. Sears probably died in fucking 72. I didn't know Tommy H. Hillfiger or whatever. Would be here.

Was there. It's still a lot. That's fun. It's like, what the fuck? But it was a fucking awesome experience. I figure if I know your name brand when I'm like seven years. old. You're probably not alive at 30. Absolutely. There's no way a

35 year old could start a clothing brand in the late 90s brand. Come on. You know what it. It's a rule of thumb that usually works. Yeah. Yeah. That's like I went to that little event in North Carolina and got to hang out with Rob Schneider for the day. That was fun. It's cool. Yeah. He was so chill, dude. It was so funny. And he just, like, so many people were coming up to him that were like fans and younger people and stuff. And he'd be signing things. And he'd just be like,

giving out some of his like, you know, one-liners from his movies while he was signing this stuff. He'd be like, you can do it. And then he'd be like, it's me, Jessica. Like, while he was sons. I was like, oh, I was like, that's cool. He's like, playing into his parts. I was like, that's fun.

He was really chill. He was at CPAC this year. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. He's got to see him like walk around and like work the crowd. Yeah, it was cool, man. Yeah, he was like. He's short.

Dude, yeah. I had no idea. We were hanging out and, uh, I don't think, I think he's shorter. Like, significantly shorter. Yeah. He wore it a hat and he had it like this. So it like tricked you into thinking he was like a little tall. Yeah, he's nearly five four.

Yeah. He definitely wears cowboy boots. Yeah, but dude, yeah, he was cool. I think he's five three. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Nearly five four. Yeah.

Yeah. Eye level. I just like what people we do meant they're like, you're taller than I thought. I'm like, thank you. Yeah. I'll tell you they're taller than. Because everyone thinks I'm like five foot.

Oh. It's been a running. Oh, like four foot. my foot so they're like oh man everyone I thought you were like five one yeah good yeah I also get the you're taller than I thought yeah it's because I record everything at eye level sure yeah if I held it in like five 10 problem is your eye level when you pan around shows the top of the fridge so like I say y'all motherfuckers and bridges are dusty but no I think he he's got a podcast coming out and got hooked up with his manager so I think we're going to have him down here before

for too long. That'd be fun. Yeah, it'll be fun. Yeah, get him on y'all's show too. I'd love to have him on. Yeah, man. He's doing some cool stuff. He pulled a funny move.

We were hanging out with some of his security guys. Because, of course, like, if you're in a place like that, you've got dudes pulling security. Yeah. He's leaving for the afternoon. Like, he was just at, like, the hotel bar or whatever. And he's like, all right, well, I'm heading out and, like, says something to his security. And I don't want to misquote.

But it was something along the lines of, like, yeah, I'll still do a couple pictures. No sausage. Yeah. And so he only took pictures with the hot girls that were asking. And securities were security. I joked with that guy. I'm just like, oh, that's actually kind of funny. He's like, no, no, he's dead serious.

I'm like, dude, fair enough. Yeah, that's fun. Yeah, because it's probably mostly dudes that are coming up. I mean, sure, yeah, like, let's mix it up a little bit. Sure enough for the next three minutes as he's like, he's like, only hot checks. All right of his word. You go, Rob.

Yeah. Get it, dude. That's fun. Mr. Connor, what have you been working on? Fucking nothing. I'm currently unemployed. I've been gooning a lot. Nice.

That's crazy style. That's work, edging. I got a six hour edge record recently. Right now. He's been throwing this entire podcast. I'm leaking, bro. I got to get out of here.

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it's like, it's just like multiple little sperms that come out. They're huge. Oh, they're like smashing them and shit. It's crawling. We're hammering. Yeah. They got like teeth and shit.

What's the fucking? I love you! I love you! I love you! Oh, shit. Kill it quick before it's too late. Hurry, all the females close your legs. They're just...

Why father. Really raised her off the chart. Jesus, they can talk. I love their scintiant. I love their scent. This is why I love when you're on. These moments are my favorite with Caleb. I would do a full, full edge.

Like if I was going to, like, if you want a president or a lawyer for a kid, got to go full edge and then you've got to be like fully deep on the pump. You know what I'm saying? Like you got to send that one straight past the goal. Yeah. You're like kids who are born out of like pre-com because we all know that's a thing. Or it's like when you're pulling out and finish right at the tip. Yeah.

And they're like trying to crawl in and they're like, yeah. Yeah. Wendy's employee. Cliffhanger, dude. That's what we got cliffhangers. You're going straight to Wendy's. Damn it. So getting too much air while they're like trying to hold their breath while they're crawling.

No, straight in the tubes. String the tubes with you president. They're, it's touching the egg. I feel like those are the lazier ones because they don't have to work for it. No, that's presidential material. They're primed and lawyers and doctors. That's a cancer cure right there.

When you, oh, I can't tell my story, actually. Redacted. Oh, shit. They're going to clip this. Oh, yeah, 100%. Legitimately, like on a fertility thing, I've been told by doctors and shit that like you, you uh i think that i think male sperm is more volatile we call it sperm no like legitimately like boys on speed oh you're saying like y chromosome yeah exactly okay so as i was saying

uh there's a girl come i'm it's not there's nothing alive in that but it's it's uh it's more likely to die. It's just their goop, dude. Just their fun goop. What do I do with this? Mm-hmm. Must-hast. Dear God, why do I still

do this shit? Fuck. I should have taken a fucking rain check today, man. All we're talking about is the innocent performance of scraping that white foam model underneath the base of your god. and smearing it on the girl's forehead.

Yeah. What's wrong with you? Anyway, no, I was told that that was like a male. Sperm that would become a male child is more likely to die faster. So it's actually better if it's fresher. So if you hold it back, you're more likely to have a female. I don't know if that's true, but that's what doctors have told me. Okay.

So if you really want, like cheat code, if you're trying to have a boy, bust and bust. Optimal, optimal conditions. Okay. Dude, you can just order a microscope on Amazon and look at your own nut. I did that. I've done it. Yeah, it's fun.

Yeah. You put the blue shit on there? Yeah, dude. I was a little, like, slow. I haven't done it either. It was the first time I was doing it. It was the first time I was doing it so like the nut had been on the little. Did you just sell this on Amazon?

Yeah, it's a microscope. Yeah. No, no, you said like their solution and shit. Yeah, you can get a blue guy. Yeah, it's a kid. Yeah, it's a bust on a slide, press it down. You put the blue goo on there. Yeah.

And then you like, you like, press it down. What's the blue goo for? It's like so you can see it. It highlights the outline of them. God, that would suck. Just being in it's like, Yay, freedom. What is the blue?

What the fuck is it? Yeah, it's a giant eye looking down. I'm glad you've also conducted painting his chemistry. Thank you for running for Congress. Listen, I would have ran two when I was busy. And I'm just kidding.

I was learning. I'm like you would zoom in on my microscope. Not now, babe, I'm busy. I'm busy. you got like goggles on like a full doctor's outfit but yeah it took me a little while did you also make fireworks do i make fireworks have you ever made fireworks yeah like like oh absolutely dude yeah uh we used to make like little pipe bombs and stuff like cutting them all open and then you know yeah yeah yeah that's kids yeah yeah so about your come yeah so back to the cum uh

yeah i mean it was we were we were children so it's fine uh but yeah dude it was the first time i don't count if you if you're if you're if you're 10 felonies don't care if you're part. When you turn 18? I haven't even seen a boob yet, dude. I'm just making bombs. But dude, yeah, getting the microscope on Amazon.

And it was the first time I had done it. So, like, I'm, like, still learning, like, which one to switch to. And I'm, like, trying to resume it in her stuff. Yeah, and then I finally get it. I'm like, oh, there it is. And it did. It was just, like, a magical moment. I named him Michael.

Yeah, yeah. There's just like, so many. Yeah, there's so many. And some of them are just, like, swimming in circles. They were like, oh, not that guy. And then, but, like, they're just, like, going everywhere. and you're like scrolling. But there's one fella who's real to turn it.

Yeah, he's like, you're like, oh, this one would have done it. But it's so cool seeing like the whole detail. And like the little, like it's like the face and then like the little weird like shell. There's like a hump underneath that. Yeah, the hump and then the little wiggly tail dude. It was cool as shit. So yeah, you guys should order one. Have it here at the house and just have a fun night one night.

We'll have the affiliate link in the comments. Yeah, yeah. That can be a Patreon episode where you guys just all check your nuts. We'll put up petri dishes in the background. Yeah, yeah. You can hang on. That's what the guess has to do. And we label it.

Because you can put your phone to it and you can just take pictures of them in videos. And then you just blow up a picture of it and you name him and you can each hang one up. I like this. Yeah. I watch my same shit. Yeah. It's like there's some guys dead. Some guys swimming in a circle.

Some guys just kind of squiggling about. Yeah. Then you get one Usain Bolt. Dude. He's like, yeah. Blastin through there. He would have been a NFL quarterback. Mm-hmm.

You know. Which I could just turn. Which I could just. Take him out of there. I think it's called IGF. Yeah. Yeah. Then he put it in your wife's eye.

Gotcha. Her belly button. This is where this goes right in your butt. If you could bend over, okay, I need to flick this into your butt. I can't tell the Spider-Band story because that won't make it on YouTube. We can tell it in the after show. Hell yeah. I'll do it one time for a bit.

I'll just tell it now if it gets cut. I can't, we'll see. I, like, busted on her lower back and I just scooped it up in my hand and then went, Spider-Man. Into her face. Shot in her eyes. Oh, God. Like, blind. Yeah, absolutely.

I thought it was a silly bit. No, that was like, I'd, like chemical warfare. Yeah, that's like, I've known plenty because one of my cousins used to work in some medical shit. And she talked about, like, girls would come in regularly, oh, I've got something in my eye. It's an infection now. And it was from getting nut in their eye. Not on the vase. They say, who knows how real this is, but they say that like the cum will like go into tear ducts, like trying to figure out, like, where's the egg egg?

That has to be a fucking early. No, and then your head swells up. Yeah, yeah. And then your head's just crawls out hanging by like a string and just clip it. There he is. But no. That's got to be right up there with like fucking watermelon will watermelon seeds of world. Yeah, yeah, probably.

There's no way. But whatever it still causes some kind of infect. if you leave it in there, I guess. But yes, you're talking about, like, they come in and have, like, be it like... I suppose to what's scooping it out? I guess flushing your eyes out like a normal person. They just leave it.

You push the pedal and it, like, washes or fucking opposite. You got to borrow a fucking college lab room. Like, I don't... My goals are beyond your understanding. The one BJ that I was getting that I was telling you about the time, like a couple days ago where I was like, you're going to want to close your eyes from this one. This is going to be a lot.

You're about to get gooped. Slime them, John. Oh, hell. This is a hair washing day, right? Yeah. This is one of the many reasons when people ask, what do you do for a living? How much time you got? Leave this part out.

Well, today, we discussed a lot of big loads and examining this. him. This is most of my day actually. That's how I spent it for six hours. Yeah, well, well, first I edged for six hours and then I talked about what happens when the edging's over. Are you ready to go to the breakfast? I'm busy. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold. I can't move too quick right now. These jeans are really tight. I put a cup on, dude.

Protect this thing. Oh, shit. You're such a blessing. Fucking hell. Okay, other than that, Conner, what have you been working? I can't, that came out of a fucking two second bit. I know.

That was just a, hey. What you've been up to, bud? Hey, Gene. I'm in a crazy style. Like I said, what's like that. What? Making video. What was my most recent video about?

Oh, it didn't do well, so I'm not going to bring that one up. It could do it now. It could do now, though. That's not going to. I give up hope. The Dirty Job Show, which I remember the name of. Underqualified. Underqualified.

Pepperbox exclusive. It's very fun. Yeah, running around. Just trying things out. Not, haven't fully settled on what the next one's going to be, but stay tuned on pepperbox. TV. Very exciting. You all have been very positive in your real.

reactions to him. I appreciate that. You have some coming up we know about. I'm like, no, I'm good. In Florida. Oh, no. Local now. Yeah, we're tapping out of that one for good. But, yeah, might potentially get

into that work. Liability insurance is a big one on that because there's a possibility I could end with a life-altering disease. Oh. So, yeah. Yeah, we're injecting me with gay guy's blood. Oh. It's a dirty job.

It's so much to do it. Oh, I think they too. I think there's a lot of safeguards. Okay. It's a nine to five. I feel like there's a lot of safeguards to make sure that nobody has to do that. I have to. I'm legally required to.

Jesus. Terrible job. You should probably quit. It's okay. It pays dozens of dollars. All right. Sounds worth. What have you done so far on this show?

We did, the first episode was blacksmithing with a gentleman by the name of Alex, I can't remember his last name off the top of my head. But he does, like, personally, he does a lot of historical things, like recreation type stuff. He goes down to the Elmo and does, I think it's called Cold Forge. Okay. I might be fucking that up or misremembering it. But he does, like, reenactment pieces.

Oh, cool. Sticks to that time. Yeah. Okay, okay. Yeah, like hunk of steel or iron or whatever and then hand hammering it out. like, you know, like Vikings would essentially. Which is, well, the crazy part about it, like, after watching that is how he made his own tools. Yes.

He didn't just, like, buy blacksmithing tools. He, like, made his own shit. That's cool. His tongs and everything. Yeah. He won. Forge and Fire. Yeah. He went on there and I think they do, like, different.

You make more than one thing. It's not like you make a sword or whatever. But yeah, he ended up winning the season of Forge and Fire, the first one he was on. And so the first episode, yeah, he taught. we we just turned a piece of I can't remember the grade of steel but it was a little ingot of steel about that big and we turned it into just like a little letter opener opener oh cool knife yeah it was a cool experience yeah yeah but yeah knives did you yeah you were a blacksmith yeah no shit yeah yeah yeah there for a while that was like my one of my

main incomes for a few years I made no shit yeah I did I didn't know that was like your yeah leather work I did I made I built a Codex press I had my whole blacksmith shop it was like whenever I was stealing college, still working part-time. It was like, my videos had just started taking off. I was just doing it for fun, and then I started getting, like, orders and stuff. And then, like, when COVID happened, I got sick of shit and got way behind and stopped doing it. I was just like, dude, I was like, I can't keep doing these. But it was fun of shit.

It was really cool. I made, I had, like, a lot of handles that I got from, like, companies that had, like, mammoth tooth, and I had, like, meteorite and things like that for bolsters. But, yeah. I didn't afraid to work with something like that because I'd be afraid I'd fuck it up. Yeah, it was cool. who like he sent me when I ordered those it was like the metal was like holographic

because it was from like some known meteor that had hit down in New Mexico and he got a huge slab of it and then cut it up into like little thin pieces that you could use as bolsters on a knife and I made one that I called because I had the mammoth tooth on it as well and I called it

fuck what was the Ice Age? What was like when it happened? Oh the not Permian fuck like when the meteor hit we called that Oh, Extinction. Yeah, extinction. I called it the extinct extinction.

And it was just like, yeah, it was, and it had mammoth tooth and then meteorite bolsters on it. I was, yeah, it was cool. I did like, I never made my own Damascus, but I was getting a lot of, like, huge bars from a company called Vegas Forge. And they do like a lot of really cool, like huge different like raindrop and like feathered damask stuff like that. So I was using theirs and then it would shape it into whatever. But yeah, I had a whole blacksmith shop set up and everything. There's a, there was a friend of ours that I won't name because of the, this next part, but he, uh, he would do stuff out of like, you know, all sorts of, you know,

the typical like, you know, meteorite, uh, antlers, you know, shit like that. But there was a couple he did on a custom recommendation, or excuse me, a custom, like order for like a friend of a friend sort of thing, uh, with bone. Oh. Of all sorts. Oh, hell yeah. Connor, what are you doing? I'm fuming, brother. You fuming okay? You ain't never seen nobody cheap a fume like this boy can. Fume responsibly. Look at Connor. I'm cured. From what? My oral fix. I would have something else in my mouth right now, but thanks to fume, it's not made of human flesh. Can I have that, please? You want to hit my fume, bro?

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Head to tryfume.com. That's T-R-Y-F-F-U-M dot com. Use code Un-Sup to get a free gift today. Yeah, dude, there was a lot. That's kind of gnarly. There was a guy who, one dude that was real popular in the Knife World for a while, some guy got blown up in Iraq or whatever, and he had metal rods in his leg for a while. that was like some kind of high titanium and he like lost a huge chunk of his leg

that guy sent him once the rod got replaced he sent him that rod and a chunk of his own leg bone and they turned that whole thing to a knife and his handle was his own leg bone and like the blade was the like titanium that was in his leg and like it was really cool

that's kind of what I was talking about before but I think it's due to the way that the chain of custody works on like biological waste they're not allowed to yeah they're weird about giving you your own shit yeah I feel like Hey, I was born with that. It's fucking mine.

Yeah. Give me that. Yeah. I grew that. You can't have that. I drank a lot of milk to grow back. That's my stuff. Give it back.

You get your, your, uh, those are my bones. Yeah, what the hell? You get your titanium and human bone knife that came out of your own body. Like, you can't use that to open him. Yeah. The fuck I wouldn't. Yeah.

That's just for killing. Yeah. Yeah. That's 100% of killing. Yeah. This is just for murder. Dude, uh, the, the, the guys. down in San Antonio. I think three of them have

one Forge and Fire. Alex Tobin and there's two more down there, but like really good blacks. All three of them. Oh yeah, they're all homeies. They all will work together. I'll say it's a, oh, I don't want to misquote it. I think it's a Volander

Forge. Yeah, I can't. I think you're close. Chase, pull it up. Right? Boom. He's a good guy. Oh, yeah. Did that and then did glass blowing as the one that just came out recently. So that was something that like is one of those weird things that I see it because like

it sounds like you're you've done a shitload of like crafty things like I was a contractor carpenter type deal. Cool. So same shit like working with my hands. So that's a lot of like my Instagram YouTube feed. And so I would I would see glass blowing and then like both my parents are artists basically. And so we were always, I was always around like art and especially like glass. They both are really passionate about glass.

I never worked with it. Yeah, like stained glass kind of stuff or like what? No, like glasswork, you know, essentially pottery, but made of glass. Yeah. And I just always been around and always seen it like being made, but had never worked with it personally. Yeah. And so the same day, Fends my producer for that show. And the same day, or I woke up and I was flipping through YouTube shorts and I was like, man, you know, it would be a really good idea.

he has to do glass blowing and he was like interesting you should say that i just started talking to a glass blower yesterday oh and so yeah a week later went and recorded stuff blowing glass um his name's michael uh up in new brownfuls new brownfuls glass blowing michael he's a very cool guy and um yeah learned to to work with that it's way more finicky sure than you would think yeah because like i'm used to woodworking yeah like i've done pottery before and stuff and it's you know kind of touch and go, but glass is one of those things. And it's so tempting, which I learned that with blacksmithing too. I want to manipulate things with my hands.

Sure. While it's nice and hot. You can't touch 2,000 degree glass. Yeah, yeah, let me just bend this real quick. Yeah, but it's like you're holding it at the end, you know, like at the end of a six foot steel rod. Rolling it around. And it's like you, like I just want to, I just want to grab it and squeeze it really. Like morph it, but it's like a dexterity problem.

Yeah. It's great. Well, and then if you cut. too fast, oh shit. Explan everything. Temperature changes on everything. There's so much like thermodynamics are involved in that. Because the way that you part it off, it sticks almost like, it looks like I want to do candy too.

Yeah. Finn, write that down. I want to do. Do a taffy, dude. Yeah. Have you seen those videos like people pouring out the like molten candy on the boards and they flip it over and shit? I was going to say, if not, I have a very specific. Well, we could also just go like the sour boys.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Prince Rupert's drop. Dude, yeah. That's smart. Yeah, and just go make candy one day. Yeah.

That'd be cool. It is a Prince Rupert. I was like, what is that piece of glass? Oh, yeah. Prince Rupert's drop. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Where you clap, you like tip the, they're like indestructible. And it explodes. Yeah. Otherwise they're damn near industry. Yeah. Well, you ever seen the hydraulic

try and smash it and it can't. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the, the first piece that we did,

we made a just a little vase, a little flower vase, about, you know, eight inches tall. Yeah. And the first one ended up like dripping off because I, I blew it too thin. As the first time I'm ever blowing glass, I don't really know what I'm doing. Sure. Drift off into the furnace.

He sticks it out and like it sets it down. Well, the cooling from on that first piece from, I think it was like 1,500 degrees down to room temperature or outdoor temperature. So 85 in Texas causes it to fucking explode. Oh. So we're standing there talking and it's like glass shrapnel is like shooting it. across the room just because it's rapidly cooling. Yeah.

He's like, yeah, it does that. Usually they have like a sand bucket that they'll, because the rod, I can't remember the name of it, but that you actually blow through at the end has a big glob of glass that you basically just like stick to the piece.

And when you part the piece off like you were talking about, the way you do that is you take a piece of metal that's room temperature and then just like touch it. And that's enough that temperature change is so drastic that it calls. that it causes the piece of drop off. But then that big glob of glass on the end of the pole, you have to put in a bucket of sand because it will fucking explode. He's like,

and you'll hear it in the background. And then, yeah, like, after we finished recording, it was like, oh, fuck. It's so fascinating seeing that shit, because it is also molten glass. Yeah. Fuck shit up. Yeah.

And my biggest fear was like, oh, what happens if he in hell? Now you know it doesn't. I'm just like, there's glass. No, because it is like, how hard you have to like even, I'd fill it up. Sucking molten glass

extra Yeah. Oh yeah. Like then they poured fucking gold in the guy Yeah. You should call her. No, it was a Yeah, because he describes me

or he describes, he describes, he teaches me through the stages and he's like, we're gonna go for like a medium blow. And I'm like, okay, so like, well, like what? I don't know.

What is a, medium blow, but you kind of got to find the soft spot. The thinner that it gets, the easier it is to expand the glass. And he describes that all, you know, as we're going through it. But I would describe it as like the force at which you blow out a candle, like, but like maintaining that because I instinctively saw it. Yeah. No, not a breathalyzer.

Because breathalyzer, you're like, a little hard. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that's what it would be. Because the voice of experience is what that was. Been there done that. Yeah. But no, it was just, yeah, like very medium force.

The thing that was really awkward, which I kind of was talking about a second ago, but like rotating it. And it's soft and like flopping, but it's at it's at the end of a fucking six-flip pole. Yeah. So you're trying to counter that. And I, excuse me, he was like, yeah, just like patient, steady or whatever. And I was doing the opposite where it would like flop this way. And so I instantly like flip it that way. And it's making it a thousand times worse. So it's like flopping this, you know, 2,000 degree thing.

Yeah, I think of glass. That's why it ended up falling off the pole. The first time we redid it and it looks really cool. Hell yeah. That's cool. That's a lot because you have to continuously just keep the motion circular, right? You're just like constantly rolling it. And then like maintaining the same air pressure for an amount of time, blowing it out.

And then you like shift the gravity because the heat, it just naturally wants to fall down. And you have to be careful. the same way with like blacksmithing your experience like if there's a fan on this side of the room it's colder over here and hotter over there so it'll move. Oh yeah. Which is weird stuff. It just makes me think we are so spoiled post

industrial revolution. Because like we can go to the store right. We can go to Michaels right now and buy something the same shit if not better for like $7. Yeah. You buy a $7 base right now. The guy who figured out to melt sand Yeah. Yeah. It was a fucking genius. Any of that you think about

and the guy that decided it's like I wonder if I can melt this and blow this up in cool little things. Yeah. Let me turn this into a goo ball and see what I can do with it. What about turning to see in a goo and then blow in it? I don't know. We'll see. All right, yeah, let's do it.

I was like the whole joke about like the first guy who ever tried like cows milk. Everybody's like, oh, yeah. The fucking holocaid this guy. They got something good in there. The lobster, the first guy who ate lobster. He pulled this shit out of the ocean. He's like, it's like, it's like, Yeah.

Let's eat this fucking thing. I still love that as poor people food first. Oh, no. It's a disgusting sea bug. Yeah. And all of it is. You see those things. You're like,

ah. And then it was like, it's poor people food. And then it's rich people food. Like 19. Yeah. It was early team. Yeah.

It was prisoner food. Yeah, it should be becoming rich people food because it was like further away. And it was like kings wanted it. Like exotic. Like yeah, because it was like near the coast and they're like way up wherever,

you know, hours and hours from the ocean. And they were like, well, we'll pay to have it fucking brought up quick. And then it became sort of becoming like rich people food. Shrimp is bugs. Yeah. I'm not eating fucking crustaceans. Dude, shrimp.

I like that. Yeah. I like that stuff, man. Yeah. This got ruled. It's got ruled. I'll be liking some fucking shrimp in lobster, dude. That's speaking of that, like, and it's crawfish and shrimp.

H.E.B, you see those like little ready to go meals or sometimes when you go in there and it's like the little trays? Do they have a new one out that's shrimp and crawfish in like a sauteed noodle with like, like care of stuff, dude. The more this podcast goes on, the more it's becoming glaringly obvious that you're just his big brother. Yeah, yeah, we got like a lot of similarities. Yeah, Caleb's younger.

He stole my body wreck. I think, you know, the seafood, the crawfish, the fucking microscopes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we got that same brain wing going on. You guys can go check each other's sperm out. Yeah, that's what you're coming later. We're going to go jerk each other off

We're going to examine it. Bro, look at my friends. Look at yours. Let's make them fight. Let's put it in the same. It cuts down. It's just jerking off. Dude, I'm just thinking out of a microscope.

It's called Gayblade. Dude, no one has done that. No one, dude, we could have like a whole weird. That is a thing. The sperm racing. I've seen the racing. Yeah.

They didn't make them fight. Let's make them fight. My boys would kill his boys. Yeah, we just get like one little piece of glass and like two dudes nut on it. You push the other piece of glass and then we just like microscope it and put it on the big screen and see who wins. What's a winning? Whoever's our left. Yeah, left alive.

Yeah. That's quite obvious. They get pregnant. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like that would be sad. I'd be like looking at like a medieval field where there's like 10,000. bodies and like four dudes like walking amongst the wreckage.

Yeah, like barely walking and then they slowly died. Now we donate it to a lesbian couple. Yeah, which everyone wins. Yeah, with a turkey baster. There you go. Dude, that's how you birth like a fucking a demi god. A warrior. That's how Gagas Khan was born.

We're making warrior come over here. It's in the beginning. You can't steal it. Does this idea? Yeah. Yeah. We're starting this, dude,

yeah. Warriorcom. Dana White, call them. Yeah, get in on this. It's gonna blow up, dude.

It's not much more ridiculous than slap fighting. It's a whole ring with like two dudes. Like, you're in like fucking just greased up and shit. And there's like a little table

in the front, kind of like power slap with a microscope. And they just have to like, part of the fight is you have to come in front of a crowd. Whoever comes last is gay. Dude,

no, it's like what they do. You know, like, the way and, the way and, for the female fighters that you know take their shit off and whatever. Well they just put up like the little like

privacy curtain but they do it at like eye level just constantly locking up. Dude yeah and they have to weigh your balls to see. You got like equal loads. I can't weighing it at 15 and 0.6 grams. You can't we find somebody who shoots like monster loads

because then his like cum's gonna be stronger Ethan would have to have a medical exception for scrotum waste. Oh shit dude yeah we're gonna start this. New paper box. A pepper box exclusive. Tune in, it'll be live next week.

Warrior cum. The ultimate fighting spur. Yeah. Yeah, I like this, dude. We get some scientists to make like tiny swords and stuff. We just like drop them in there with them. They're wrapping their tails. When we first proposed it, I imagine my much more powerful come than yours.

Yeah. My little sperm's choking yours out with their tails. Yeah. Smoking. Yeah. Mine just eats yours, dude. Mine might have like full mouths. Ten times this size.

Numb, num, habitual on cross his mouth. It's just like watching Pac-Man. Mine are quick. I see them under a microscope. Yeah, yeah. Oh, shit, it's getting off the glass. Oh, shit.

Oh, God, there he goes. Yeah, it's like right, George McGriles. He's in the storm drain. He's in the storm train. He's in the storm train. San Antonio's fucked. Oh, no. Lock the blast doors.

Oh, shit. Yeah, we got to make this. Every time you're on. Just off the fucking rails. My comes like the thing. Oh, shit. At the end of the movie, nobody knows who's pregnant. It's inside a dog.

Turns into the thing. Hold on. And the father and the son of Holy Spirit. God, I apologize. That was joke in the fucking day. Oh, shit. Poor dog, dude. Comes out as a dog by your pants.

I don't think that's how it works. Yeah, it is. It is. 100% for sure. Oh, shit. Damn. I'm so glad we started the skits part of fucking pepperbox now. That's not going to a skit.

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Sure does. It's like a $72 value. Holy shit. That's drink AG1. dot com slash unsubscribe AG1.com Oh, that's possible. Yeah. That's not going to a skit.

Yeah. Man, when I have to be the voice of reason, we're not in a good place. Oh, fuck. Oh, the amount of skits we're going to have. You want to come to the writings room for them? Yes. We would love to add you.

Dude, yeah, literally, anything I can get in on that's creative I'm all about. Anything to make sure. that people question whether or not they should have you in acting roles from your prior work. Yes, yes. I need to see this what I'm capable of. Your power level. Yeah.

You know to see the fucking skier. It's over 9,000. Oh, shit. Oh, no, we don't want to act. Wait, it went into a dog. Yeah, he did it, dude. Yeah. It was his gun.

Mine won. Oh, okay. It's your word. Oh, fuck. can love my friends. Ah, shit. That's what some people call it. Your therapist calls it.

What is it? Yeah. Problem? Yeah. Trauma. We are, so now we are doing a, I don't know if it rolls out like, end of this month, starting next month, we'll start having our skit comedy show for Pepperbox, which we started rolling out.

Aiden's fucking super talented. And then when you have everyone helping write. and direct. Now you have some like comedy goal. Because I guess you forget that like we've been doing this for so fucking long. Yeah. Like we've, we just got the experience. Like we just know like what will work, what won't. Yeah.

He's gone a long way very quick. Yeah. Because like he hasn't, he hasn't been doing this. Yeah. Like period. A couple months maybe. And like there's, you know, there's a lot of work left to be done. But like seriously, like for the progress that he's made in the short time he's been doing it.

And he's got the drive to do it, which is the important part. You can't teach people drive. No. Yeah. having that like want to do next writing room we'll get you sure yeah yeah I'm down dude just let me know that'd be fun

one of my favorite skits we never did but was the the Tony Hawk one oh yeah yeah dude I could do that for fucking echelon we're never gonna fucking use it there like let's do it for echelon dude that is a do you know this one

oh yeah I remember yeah I wanted to do that so bad and it be fucking hilarious. We won't tell it here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Now I'm like safeguard. Yeah.

We got, well, they're not, so we got the double tap tea and then that one's coming out. This one should be out already. A lemonade tea. Okay, so can I tell the Arnold Palmer story? Yes. Okay. Yes, you may. We wanted to call it like Arnold Palmer because that's essentially the flavor profile we

were going for, like an Arnold Palmer energy drink. Yeah. Turns out Arnold Palmer's estate is incredibly litigious. they did not like that and so like I wanted to do we were going to like make a joke about like Arnold Schwarzenegger so we were going to do like

what is it the palmonator so like I figured that like that's okay so it's not Arnold Palmer it's like you're using palm but you're making a joke on the latter half on Arnold yeah the palminator apparently they're incredibly litigious which I thought like legally we would be fine but it turns out we can't afford

the same lawyers that they can sure yeah yeah no They're very fucking serious about that. So they went after death water. It's death water, right? Liquid death. So they sued. Death water.

Oh, yeah. Over theirs. They're the chainsaw or whatever it was. They're on a Palmer, right? They call it Arnold. What did they call it? I don't know. Like, yeah, something about like palmless or.

What if you call it an Arnie Palmy? No. They flip shit when I made like a joke about like Arnold Schwarzenegger, you know, Arnold Palmer. Like, Palminator was my name. And they still flip shit. Called a fucking Tiger Woods. Well, fuck you.

We're gonna name it after a different golfer. Liquid death rename theirs to dead billionaire. Yeah. Literally what they're like, okay, fuck you. We're just renaming this entire tea. They know how to do marketing right. Yeah.

Like everything, like they're on it. You just mix two drinks, asshole. Yeah. You don't get to own it. Yeah, you don't get to own. From now on. Vodka sodas are called king trouts. Yeah.

Because I take a fuckload of them. Yeah. This is mine. This is mine now. Sorry. It'll be a good time. Hell yeah. We just get to have fun with that.

We'll make some of those drinks. Yeah, go check those out if you want. And then you actually have a... I'll say this one, is this one out yet? That one's, yeah, that's out. That's really good. Which we petitioned, we petitioned so hard to have that called Purple Drink. Yeah.

Just can't do it. Was there a reason? No, we're working on it. Okay. See? Perp drank is, that'd be hilarious. Yeah. Yeah.

That would be hilarious. Say something. That would sell. That vein is getting more pronounced it right now. You're like the kid in class. Boop juice. Yeah, I fucking love it. Yeah, that's really good.

I almost like drink that entirely as soon as we started. I was like, oh, me pace myself. And then you've got, what, shoes in the works? Yeah, yeah, we're going to do some shoes together. Yeah, we're actually doing that. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, no, you were telling me about that.

Yeah, yeah. gonna do shoes together with y'all that'll be fun that'd be rad yeah yeah i'm excited for that yeah i'm really excited for that with the cryptic camo pattern on it yeah that'd be fun can we say well i won't say his name but there's somebody very very high up in the army that we were talking to that uh had a preference in shoes oh the unsub shoes yeah uh can we say i wouldn't yeah that's one of those hard ones he fucking loves him yeah george washington thank you that was him yes that's indeed but uh had his preference of shoes was the uh the roady camo yeah i was like my Oh, that's cool.

Yeah. That's cool. I just, it's a great, like, Rody Brushstroke is one of the best cameo patterns. It's cool. It's like the most aesthetic patterns ever made. Yeah. Hell yeah, that'd be fun.

Looks great on the shorty shorts, too. I was going to say the, yeah, the picture of those guys were fucking shorty shorts in the jungle. Fuck yeah. Just a bunch of British dudes, like in the jungle, like smoking cigarettes and short shorts. They weren't British. They were Rhodesian.

That was the whole point. British ancestry. Yeah. No, they came from there. Start calling you Mexican. by and large not wrong fucking how's the the bid going brand is looking for yeah let me see uh fuck if it's sold that would suck

i had somebody that was supposed to text me if it was going up okay no we got like 60 lots 60 lots away back and going we don't know either 10 minutes or two hours yeah yeah i think it'll uh well it'll be on the podcast i think uh but it's-do you want to tell a story about the uh w8 2000 yeah dude So there are, and I might get these numbers wrong, but I think I'm right. I think there, so the WA 2000 was in Modern Warfare 2, Hitman. Like it's a very well-known, like culturally well-known sniper rifle.

There are 15 in the United States in three different calibers. Swiss caliber, 308, and 300 wind mag. So there, I think, were only 187 made ever. Oh, wow. So, like, it's an exotic firearm. Yeah. And I was thinking, so when my boy. seven for the there's seven for the 308 yes like they're very very sorry like fucking

period at all Swiss mid no um it is Walter German yeah Walther oh it's so um there was one that was coming up on Rock Island and my boy Joel excuse me Joel uh over at very close with Joel Joel my boy Joel congratulations you've been renamed My boy, Joel over at Rock Island texted me and he's like, hey, just so you know we got this coming up. I'm like, oh, no, trust me. I saw it. And I said, it's probably going to go for like 300. And he's like, no, the estimated that they had on it was 50 to 80.

I'm like, okay, I know that gun's worth like two to 300 grand. I'm like, if it goes up for between that, I might grab some cash out and throw it down. We talked about splitting it even. Yeah. I'm like, I was willing to go as high 70 because I knew in. investment wise. I don't do a 401k. I don't do fucking stocks. He's going to retire to his sniper rifle.

He'll live out to rest of his days. Yep. I'll put it this way. It outpaces inflation better than the US dollar. So I was looking at like, I'll go probably as high as 70. It just sold about an hour and a half ago for $225,000. Bidding started at 70. He was playing it in the car on the way.

over here and i was having you bid for me yeah uh yeah it was a yeah for legal reasons yes i yeah i did that or i didn't do that whatever is beneficial to brandon i pulled over oh oh yeah yeah no i was on his phone bidding because he yeah he was driving um it started at 70 and it got to 90 in not exaggerating three seconds the auctioneer couldn't keep up with how fast it was going quarter million dollar gun it's so beautiful it's one of the most iconic i don't know about beautiful i love that wood i love it's one of my favorite guns dude that fucking hardwood i don't even know what kind of wood it is walnut it looks like walnut the wood is nice but like i love that i love

walnut because it was in uh it was um every game possible it was in every video game and then also i remember the first time i saw it was in um uh live and let die the james bond movie with uh Oh. The villain was, his name is Zurich. Uh, is the villain's name. And he was very famous. He talks like this. Christopher,

you know, Christopher Walken. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I thought that was a fucking vampire. It does not.

It was a good vampire. It was a good. Yeah. It was like, Transylvania. It was Dracula. It was Dracula. He was in.

Jesus Dracula. Whoa. Holy shit. That's the worst. James Bond versus Dracula, the famous film came out in 1986. Damn. According to Google AI, the Walter W.A. 2000 sniper rifle does not appear in the James Bond film Live and Let Die. Well, you're gay and a liar.

You're just waiting. You're like, I'm going to call Connor out. He's like, I could have said this after. Brin said, Irm, actually. I can tell him after the living daylights. Yeah, and who's the fucking villain in that? Dracula. I wasn't doubting that part.

Legitimately, though, like, me and Connor, like, just communicate halfway through telepathy. Yeah, it's absurd. Yeah, no, sure. Telepathy or anal sex. That's good communication. I rebuke that. Yeah. Good cons, good comms.

It's like, oh, good calm. Good, come. I'm calming so hard. I'm calming so hard. Christopher Walken. That's him. Yeah, I remember him. In the Nesferatu movie. It's Christopher Walking.

It's my favorite. No, that's Bugman from Spider-Man. Bug boy from Spider-Man in the White House. With the giant cock. Yeah, I've seen that one. Chartered favorite. Who's Buckboy with the... Willem Defoe?

Fuck. I forgot those were two separate people at first. Erm, actually? Yeah. Now I've got to fucking Google this shit because fucking Brandon ruined the vibe. I just looked. I'm like, because that's a weird gun.

I just only corrected you. There's a weird gun. I was like... Half a million people. Because I... The reason why I looked it up was because I very confidently told somebody like the other day

that I didn't remember a single movie that that gun was in because it's a really rare gun to have the prop. Yeah. Is it in any movie? That James Bond movie. He was right. It was James Bond.

It's like on the fucking, the big bridge in San Francisco, Golden Gate. Like he... Like it is in the movie. Yeah. Or in one of the movies. How don't you like how that looks?

That looks fucking gangster. So it's kind of funny because, it's a weird place in firearm development history where they very first time they decided to give a shit about like we're going to all harmonics everything's cubes from now they're like maybe we shouldn't have like a bunch of shit

pinned to the barrel directly like free float yeah so they started doing that and like that like you were saying the other day it's like one M.OA was like a huge fucking deal back then until like 2000s one MOA was crazy right I don't know about that I really just don't know

to be honest with you but like back in the day the the I guess the parameters for a sniper rifle or an accurate rifle were way looser it's like the PSG one was literally just a M-O-A which you can buy for how much money now like 600 bucks yeah like nowadays like AR-15 guys you know that put like a fucking $90 Chinese optic on it or like well there's not one-o-o-a you're going to get killed into big apocalypse it's like well that's no my $90 Amazon optic I pretty sure is one MLA. She's done me great. The PSA of Theseus I'm building. Wow.

Okay. It actually started in 2010s as when one M.O.A became a standard. Yeah. That tracks. Yeah. That's super recent. But so I have... Now it's down in like quarter, like 0.25 and shit.

Oh, yeah, you get... Yeah. But you're willing to pay for it. The one gun that I do have that's coming up that I hope this doesn't age poorly, but I'm going to... This is like a great... gun for me. It's coming up on the auction. It's a Russian PSM. Oh yeah, yeah, you were talking about it. Yeah, it looks if you pull up a picture like it is like shit. Yeah, it looks like a shittier

Macroff. Yeah. There is nothing exotic about it. If you saw it on the, the wall, on a gun store, it's for a piece of shit macro. Actually, yeah, we'll use that. Yeah, that's officially head cannon. Yeah, that's it. If you saw it on the wall, the gun store, you'd think like, I don't know, 400 bucks, whatever. Um, it is on Obtanium here. because they've never imported it. Something about like how it's not importable because of safety standards or something like that. I don't remember exactly why.

The only way any of them came into the U.S. was that you had to get it as a gift from a Russian diplomat. Wow. So there's none of them out there. I've wanted this gun for 10 plus years. I've never seen one come up for sale and I am going to fight some rich people for it.

Hell yeah. It's what is it, 5.45 by 18? I thought it was a 9 by. was it, 18's the weird one, right? 9 by 18 Macarov. Yeah, it's like shittier, uh, 380 essentially. Well, well, it's 5.45 by 18.

Yeah, it's a weird, 9 by 18 is the Macroft round. So it's, it's kind of a bridge between 380 and 9 millimeter in a way. Yeah. But yeah, 5.45 by 18. It's, I've looked it up. It's like essentially 22 LR. Oh, that's like, with like a 38 special powder load behind it.

it isn't it? It's not good. This gun is objectively shit in every way, but this is just how far like I've gone down my heroin trail of the firearm obsession. Like this is all, this is what it takes to get me off nowadays. I'm just, you're I was going to say, I just like everyone has their unattaining gun where it's like I want that

one, I must have that like every, how long have you wanted that for the last 10, 20 years? 10 at least. Yeah. Which is? I literally, that's what I was going to say. Mine's like a little more untenable, It's one that I've wanted for selling that I just kept putting off. I just bought a Barrett. Nice.

Yeah. But I've got the, 107? Yeah. It's got the, I got the drum mag for it. That video of you shoulder firing the parrot is nuts, bro. That video,

like, and that was kind of, I was testing that stuff out again because a lot of my, like, gun videos, I haven't really posted or even filmed a lot of them the last couple years because like no page like would let me post them. It was like fucking up every page that I posted them on.

But, yeah, whatever has been going on lately. I've been trying to begin on, on Facebook. Facebook and Instagram and it's working again. That became that, me short of firing that Barrett and mag dumping it, it's got like 45 million views.

And then me mag dumping that Gen 12, that full auto one at the range day that was at Demo's place the last one. The Genesis. Yeah. That one got 45 million views. So they're like the semi auto like it's, I think it's gas trap or gas cup. I don't remember, but it's the semi auto 12 gauge that looks like an error 15 platform. Yeah.

They had him in John Wick with. Yeah. Yeah. That's the job. Yeah. It's a cross gun. But dude, they had that full auto one there,

and it was awesome. But that video, because we, like, it was just, we slow-mode it, and it was the way the guy was filming,

like, all the shells were going, like, right at the camera over it. So it was just like a really cool shot. That one got 40-some million views. So just like gun videos in general are doing really awesome again, especially on Facebook.

So it's like, fuck it. Like, that's full blast. It's because Mark Zuckerberg started doing TRT. Literally, he's like,

you know what? Guns are actually dope. And, uh, But I think I like guns and beer and women. Yeah. This is crazy. This shit rules. Yeah.

This shit goes late. Yeah. This is cool. It feels good on my wiener, man. What a hundred million dollar mansion in Hawaii and built a 15 foot tall wall around it and none's mine. Hawaii's mine. Yeah, I'm just waiting on that suppressure to clear and then we're set.

But dude, that suppressure is like, it's that the bear with the break at the end. It's so cool. So I was like, fuck it. I was there and I was picking something. else I was having a gun worked on and I was like man I was like what can you know get me a bear it for he's like coming in the back and they just had one that they had just got for another guy that was just fully decked out I was like I was like that was like that was he was like that was his I was like he's like similar to what he wants like yes exactly that he's like all right cool I said can we get the shorter

barrel on mine he said yeah so they ordered it and it was there the next day I was like oh fuck I I got to pay for this now but yeah I was like fuck it isn't the consequences of my shit yeah but thank you for you know ride offs and shit now uh but yeah i'm just waiting on that can to clear and i can go pick it up i just bought a 107 the other day i'm so pumped i don't have the can yeah i'm so pumped and they got like that they've already got the scope on it and stuff and the can is there and uh it's just fucking massive yeah yeah it's it's so giant yeah it's like this long and that fucking fat it's so how much is it way eight pounds yeah yeah it's a presser weight more than your standard

an AR forward. Yeah, dude. It was sick. Have you seen the new strategic sciences breaks? Yeah, dude. They're sick. Or not brakes,

suppressor. Suppressor, yeah. Yeah. It's the one I was showing you the other day where it's basically looks like AI designed it. Yeah, dude,

I want one so bad. It's so weird. Pull up a picture. It's just the outside of that shit. It looks like just, it's strange. It does not look like a suppressor. It's a science square.

It looks like a peck two or peck four. Yeah, but that's what I always like. What is? It's like muzzle break, flash hotter and suppressor all all built into that. combination so yeah it's like everything so it's a maze yeah it's a maze for the gas to escape am i looking yeah it's crazy looking but yeah is it like internal no so check it out so this is the

crazy yeah the the internals of this thing are fucking wild i'm sure what is that that's what it looks like on that on the outside was a is a i what made it dude who not i would figure it had to be involved with some of the the gas dynamic i want it quiet here's the layout for it because no human of that way. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah. It's wild.

So that's the outside. That's what the inside looks like. That looks like the fucking ship that the predators flew down in Alien versus Predator. Holy shit. Yeah, dude, that's 100%. It's like the turbine or not the... But it's fully optimized. Propulsion.

That's gnarly. So fucking gangster. But like from everybody that I've heard that's that shot it, it's very good at what it does. Why is it not symmetrical? Cool. Wasn't Ronnie was just testing a bunch of them, wasn't he? In some video, Ronnie was up there because I saw he had like 10 of them, like 10 full guns decked out with them on and they were doing something with them. The reason I brought it up is apparently they have a 50 Cal version now.

Oh, shit. So we, I want to throw that on the AK50 because I think that would be in Arlington. That would be sick. I was going to mention that earlier. Do you think you'll ever run like a line of AK50s once you have it all like fucking decked out? So the answer is we, we're constantly fucking with shit every day. Like yesterday, I'm not even kidding. Yesterday we were out of drive tanks test firing the new firing pin.

Fuck yeah. So we had a firing pin that we technically designed wrong. Okay. Or not designed wrong, but like we technically like, there was some issues with the way it was implemented. Yeah. And even though it was slightly off and like was deforming and shit, it still lasted like 600 plus rounds. Oh shit. So we're like, okay, well, that's pretty, that's not bad.

Yeah. But instead of just dropping in the other one that we had that was done wrong. right yeah we we just fully redesigned it so it's now a two-piece firing pen we tested it yesterday it's working very well yeah that would be sick you think you would ever once you get it all said and done you think you would run like a line of them like a handful of them or the biggest thing is we would need a good manufacturing dance partner yes just with the shot that we have now like we are not set up to do that sort of production uh and the the other big thing is we'd have to drop literally millions like i would have to get a pretty big loan yeah to and it's a very big gamble

But when things calm down, I'm very open to it. Cool. Because I'm pretty sure we can get like, I don't like to do pre-orders as the thing. Absolutely. Yeah. I would never do a pre-order like, oh, yeah, come get your AK-50. It'll probably be a year. Yeah.

Because all sorts of hiccups happen in manufacturing. Not knocking on the guys who do pre-orders, but I'm knocking on the guys who do pre-orders if you don't know, you can pull it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's just fucking irresponsible. That's one thing. I never took anybody's fucking money for the AK50. Yeah. Cool.

But, yeah, no, if we got a good dance partner with it, like Titans of C&S. C was really good. They really helped us out with the prototyping. Yeah, that would be sick. You're just asking because you want one. I do want one. Yes, I do want one as well, but I'm sure millions of others do as well. But yeah, that'd be nuts.

Even if it's just a run of like a couple hundred. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, just like a small order of them. Because then, yeah, your fucking AK50 will eventually be the same as this sniper that's going for a quarter million dollars. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Fucking crazy.

I'm showing Connor AI how it thinks and interprets shit and then it works really well. It works so functionally. It's a rocket engine turbine. Oh, that's cool. Hey, this is impossible until AI on the layout hub built it. That's alien shit. Yeah, that's like when. Yeah, when that terrified me because he showed me a cross section of what it designed and it looks like a cross section of like a human cell.

Yeah. Yeah. And he's not lying. What the fuck? This is like a heart. Yeah. Like all your veins. Would you say it looks like intelligent design?

Yeah, it looks like did God. It looks like computers finally caught up with God. Did God make this turbine? God, when you look at it, yeah, like all the cross sections on how it just is like, oh. This just seems like a cadaver opened up. Like you're looking at all the veins and shit. Which is impossible until AI and then three printing metal. Well, I think the problem.

I think you'll find God. AI is kind of just a computer god. Man with a beautifully functioning perfect heart denies the existence of God. Which I think is kind of funny because we find the first thing that exceeds human intelligence and when we immediately go God. God? You know, there was kind of one before that.

I look at death. This is what kills us. Okay, God is it. Gas it out. Yeah, like the, yeah, like the, every like movie scenario, especially like Terminator, where it's like humanoid robots holding rifles. And I'm like, I think a computer would just be like, how about we just gas the planet? Yeah, actually.

What was the thing? Actually, your entire atmosphere is now unbreatvable. So I love three body problem. It's the aliens when they show up. And it's like, oh, huh, what is this saying? Huh. It might be a peace offering since we're so badass now. Yeah.

And they're afraid of our army as just a metal. It's like a three. foot piece of metal. Just a sphere. Like, cool. It looks like a tear drop. It's a peace offering. Holy shit.

They're saying, we're sorry. Now they see our capability with this huge. What a Trojan horse-ass plot. And then they bring it in and they're like, this is really dense. Like, denser than anything we can, like, what the fuck? Lick it. Nothing. And then it just kills everything.

And like, oh. At least I would have known what it tastes. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I love It's the first interaction with an alien species And you're like, Ugh

you're like the little fucking rodent thing from the inside squad Just like Similar to the Back window of a car Like, taste of glass Hmm

Hmm Okay It tastes like it's still radioactive from its descent That hurts Yeah That's a comp of hair that's it.

Ow, my balls. My tummy hurts. My body is. That wasn't good to do. You're like the first guy who started trying out wild mushrooms. Yeah. You know what? Fuck it.

Yeah, we were talking about that recently. Like, back in the day, they were probably just like, you know what? Like, I'm going to cook with these. And it's like, ooh, tasty. Found some other ones. You know what? I'm going to cook with these. And they're like, oh, my God.

What the fuck? I was a shit of paper for 4,000 years. Yeah, that's when their brain just becomes like normal and sentient. They're like, oh, what the fuck happened? What's in this soup? Dude, my buddy's parents owned a cabin in like Western North Carolina, like in the Appalachian Mountains. And we'd go there and they had this coffee table book of mushrooms and it would categorize them. And it was just, you know, a bullshit-ass book.

It shows you a picture. And it's like where they're native to. And then it was like, what do they taste like? And then there was a category and it was. toxicity. Yeah. And I just flipped through it out of boredom one time. And so it'd be like morel mushrooms.

And it's like, oh, they're super tasty. Yeah. And they grow here and there and you cook them with butter and this and that. And like 75% of the mushrooms in that, it's like toxicity and it's unknown. Like nobody, nobody's even attempted to eat. I feel like it was irresponsible in the book, like the layout of the book, to put flavor profile before toxicity. It just tastes like candy, ultra toxic. Oh!

Flavorable Skittles. Oh. Death. Just like a bunch of skulls and crossbones. Oh. It literally did the rating of skulls and crossbones. Tastes great. Awesome.

Never eat it. Oh. Oh, fuck. And if you eat it, please don't throw it up. Oh. Tastes like chocolate makes you fall in love with the tree in Eli's backyard. Okay. It's like a fine trade-off.

dope at tree though that's a beautiful tree over to this day ever everyone loves that tree what are you doing I don't know that tree loves that he's talking to me

happy 4th of July everybody oh man once Brandon gets back we'll ask him about his what's his next video because I have no fun Connor what's brand his next video He filmed like four things. He filmed like four things. He had a bunch of fuck off guns.

So I was on a different podcast that everybody, a lot of crossover, y'all need to have some PKK boys on here. There's a lot of requests. But I was on PKK. There's a story for that too. And I drink heavily when I'm on podcasts, not that I've done the same this time, but passed out super early.

I woke up at like 4 a.m. Well, Brandon went down to or went out to drive tanks to film like four or five videos different different guns that he had lined up like very unique cool ass guns I woke up at 4 a.m. And I was like

what do I do at this point in time? I'm gonna go meet up with Brando and the boys out at drive tanks drove to the hotel they were at in Evaldi hung out with them and then I'm a little bit autistic so I got hot and hungry and uncomfortable and left right before

they started recording anything. So I don't remember what guns they brought, but they were really cool, and I could have been there to witness that, but instead I drove two hours one way and two hours back and stopped out of Wendy's and kicked my heels on the tailgate of a truck. But Brandon will be back momentarily

to tell you all the exciting things he did. I love you, like, man, I'm going to go hang with the boys, hangover hits when it's hot Texas, and you're like, I wasn't hung over. It was just that I woke up so, I woke up so early at like 4 a.m. I bought this new little, the whole drum machine,

and I was playing, I'm making beats, I'm gonna become a rap producer. That's my next career. So you're getting into acting. Yeah. Very excited for that. I'm super stoked to see like YouTube ads of you

eating that sandwich unironically. Because I'm gonna, I'm gonna forget this. Yeah, the second I leave. And it's gonna pop up and I'm gonna be like, yo, what the fuck?

I know that guy. I'm doing that with rat beats right now. Okay, cool. I'm producing sick rat beats. I'm not going to tell you my stage name. Sure. I want to be a rap producer. I'm going to sell my beats.

That's my retirement plan. So YouTube in the meantime, started off on TikTok, YouTube in the meantime, cranking it right now, a rat producer soon. But no, I got this little fucking thing and I was just cranking,

cranking beats out, dude. Yeah. Like crazy. Like, yeah. Crankin's a recurring thing. In the studio, dude. In the fucking studio. I don't know if you've seen,

I've been rubbing my thigh. just wiggling, meagging for keeping it going. I tucked him down to the side, dude. We're rubbing on the thigh meat. Just that little. All right,

we're back. And we're back. Oh, boy. So I invited myself out to fucking Brandon's video shoot and then just showed up. I hate the fucking Continental breakfast, did not pay for a hotel room. I just walked down.

Like, we were, we were like lobby time, like 930 or whatever. I walked down. I was like all right I was doing a head count on all my guys I'm like all right everybody here I need I need I need a three I have four what the oh with Conner's here yeah what I was eating a bowl of raisin brand I figured you spent enough money at that hotel for everybody that I can have a bowl of raisin brand yeah I don't think they'll miss it yeah and then yeah we went out to drive tanks and everything got set up and every every Brandon's getting all prepared and everything all excited like fucking dude six years ago that would have been the most pivotal moment of my life hanging out with Brandon Herrera in like drive tank tank tanks left and right fucking million dollars

worth of machine guns on the wall we were throwing rocks at a trash can we want to talk shit bug there's a little uh what are they called beetle yeah don't beetle yeah they're everywhere there yeah it's awesome yeah never seen one of my life did it's stuff I see him every time I'm there I'm like well there it is and he's just rolling his little turd around you're like Yeah, saw two of them. We got no, Brandon can't throw rocks as safe as fucking life. I hit the bin. Yeah, he did one time.

How many times did I do it? Hey, fuck you. Like five-ish? We're not going to talk about that. But yeah, everything gets set up. It's like all these antique specialty rifles. Yeah, no, it's bully Brandon. And at drive time.

All because you got the wrong James Bond movie. Yeah, you said a thing that made me mad. You're my enemy. Now put on Caleb's hat. Oh shit. Watch, watch, watch. Wait. Dude, this is

this is my Ethan's balls. That's just the All right, Eli, now come stand up next to me. Eli, come stand next to me. That was like the dark helmet.

I was fine with the shirt. I've accepted this when I was Mexican. Uh-huh. I don't think that was in frame. It's seven inches. It's a normal human head size. But no,

someone say too much. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'll kind of just real quick. There you go. You're good. Oh, okay.

That. I was trying to. I was like making it clear for you. There. There it is. Yeah. Yeah. You just had a weird like,

yeah. But no, You just fucking, you just fucking pieced out. You're just like, it's humid and I'm hungry and I don't want to be here anymore. Just a display of all of these firearms that none of you will ever get a shoot in your life. It's called the truth. One of them was a Glock. There was no Glock there.

I guarantee you there was. Oh, well, those don't count. But I was just like, I'm mildly uncomfortable. I'm going to go home. And I went and I got Dave's single with, it was a medium meal, Dave's single number one diet, Coke, because they only have Coke there. And then I got a 10 piece nugget, just the entree. I love how you try to reclaim relatability now. What do you mean?

I'm forced by. I eat fast food. You're like, I was out here in this beautiful place with all these firearms. None of you peasants will ever shoot. And I went and had Wendy's on the way home. We're back. I'm telling a true story. I'm you painfully aware.

How about that gun auction where you're about to spend tens of thousands of dollars? No, it won't be that much. But it's absurd. It's an absurd amount for a pistol that nobody knows exists that looks like shit. Should be coming up soon. Yeah, soon enough. I think like it's projected to go for like five to seven grand, which is, again, it's ludicrous for what it is. But unless you know, like it's one of those things that makes me happy that, yeah,

Five to eight grand is what's projected. For the record, I'm upset that I got Wendy's. I wish I'd have gotten. What's the restaurant that's good as fuck? Billy Bob's. Burgers. If you're in West Texas, fuck's hard. It is like the local chain of five guys.

Yeah, it's like diner style. What we had in northern Indiana was called Penguin Point. Oh, yeah. It's just like, it's a fast food restaurant, but it's like if your buddy was cooking fast food items for you. Yeah. Right. Like if you went over to your boy's house and you're like, hey, give me a double

cheeseburger. Yeah. Like what your boy would cook for you. Oh, that's fun. I imagine it's like $5.50. Yeah. I imagine it's what McDonald's was before Ray Kroc took over. Probably.

Yeah. Like the local chain that made him like, oh, wow, I fucking need a piece of this. Sure. Can we talk about like a conspiracy thing for just a second about McDonald's? No. I've not ate McDonald's in a good while now just because, you know, the off chance that this is may be real. I fuck with McDonald's, dude. Like every now and then, a little double cheeseburger or something.

Like, I'm down with it. Talking about how McDonald's owns, like, no farms. But they also own, like, a million children's hospitals. You guys have seen that propaganda going around where... Like, talking about the Ronald McDonald's Foundation or Ronald McDonald's house or something? Yeah, where they're talking about how supposedly there's, like, children meet in the burgers. No chance. Zero chance.

I know, right? But, like, also, like, there's a lot to, like, delve into the... there. It's like they have they have no connections with any farm at all, but they're the number one like hamburger supplier of like the world, but they own a fuckload of children's hospitals. I don't believe that they don't own any. Supposedly, yeah, like they're on farmland. They buy a lot of food from Australia. Yeah. Old McDonald had a farm. Yeah. And on that farm, he had sick orphans. With a boo-hoo here, a boo-hoo there. Here a boo there, a boo, there, put him in a cheeseburger.

Oh, McDonald's out of part. This couple cheeseburger tastes like child leukemia. What is that? That's cancer from the child. Oh, God. McDonald sources its beak from a global network of suppliers with primary U.S. suppliers including Lopez Foods, Keystone Foods, and Cargill. Yeah.

Make sure they're real. Sure. Yeah. The one thing that did get me about the McDonald's beef is that whole thing about how they did the 100% U.S. Angus beef. Yeah. Which, like, if you've ever had a McDonald's, Donald's burger. I mean, they're fucking delicious. Like Big Mac's fuck. Sure, it rules.

You know that like most of that is not cow. Yeah. Like, I mean, they do, people do test all the time where they like leave it out for a year and it doesn't change. But how they got away with it. Yeah, I know, right? No, no, but how they got away with saying that it was 100% like US. Yeah. Is they had the copyright like the brand name was 100% US Angus beef. Oh, it's just a name. Yeah. Literally. That's so smart. It's not what it's made of. We just have that name. those three places yeah i gotta bring my kid to the angus my sick kid has to go to some new hospital he's dying they bring him to the 100% angus beef hospital yeah yeah okay

instead of like superman showing up in costume it's fucking Anton Chaguer it's the hamburger it's fucking grimmis he just kills the kid No, Grimittes. She's been gone for a while and I'm scared.

He's at the hospital. He's just killing the kids. He controls the grinder for the kids. Dude, that reminds me of the Denny's. The Denny's from Shots show. Welcome to Ihon. Shut down fucking baby. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit. Connor wasn't there yet. Yeah. It was like one year before you. joined the group, right? Yeah. Oh, the Denny's story? It was just us fucking,

God, what, how like was it? It was like 3 a.m. We were at the Denny's time. Yeah, yeah. We were at the Denny's next to the Venetian and we were all just like, everybody was smoked from like a floor on the street. Like the two floor one on the street.

Yeah, yeah. Shit wrecked. We were all wore out. So like everything was funny. And oh my God. I don't know how we got on to it. That was like a child there or something that was loud. And somebody was like, God, shut that kid up.

I was like, yeah, it's fucking Denny's. And somehow we got on like they do that there at Denny's. They have a person that comes out with a bat and beats kids when they're too loud there. I don't even remember where we went, but it was just... They keep it under the counter. Welcome to Deanie.

The children's bat. Welcome to Deity. Have you tried our syrups? We got all kinds of syrups. Shut that fucking kid up, though. I don't think I have ever come closer in my life to pissing my pants as a grown man. Yeah. We were dying.

Yeah, we were all fucked up. Yeah. I forgot about the Denny's. saying all the gut. Ridiculous, dude. Yeah, I was like about to gag from laughing, but it was so stupid. Oh, God, that's one of those, like,

when my life flashes before my eyes, like, that's gonna be one of the moments that pops up. At the Dienies? Yeah, we'll try our assortment of syrup. Yeah, we got every flavor of syrup here. No kids allowed. Okay.

I don't know how we didn't get kicked out. Yeah, we were loud as shit. We were, yeah. They're probably used to that by now, though. To Dennies. and also Denny's in Vegas. 3 a.m. Yeah, they're like, yeah.

I think they serve beer there. Oh, they might. That'd be sick. Are we drinking? Yeah, because pretty much every place serves alcohol. Like the Taco Bell has alcohol in Vegas. Oh, shit, yeah, yeah. We had that experience at a steak and shake at like 2 o'clock.

Back on steak, everything used to be open 24 hours. Well, not everything, but a lot of places. Pre-COVID at least. Yeah. So steak and like 3 o'clock in the morning, and we walk in, and it was me and my back home boys, walk in, I don't remember what we're up to, causing chaos. and I had a bottle of a stole itch naya blueberry stoley blue set it on the counter and the waiter was like erm sir you can't have that in here and I go I have five dollars says on

and we were allowed to drink stole no more in the staking shape would you like a glass for that I think Fodca is easier to come about in a steak and shake than a glass Yeah, yeah, probably Yeah, I don't think you're allowed to have it. Shouts out the frisco mill It sucks ass.

That mistake and shake so much. Because they're the one I think that went Like all like Maha Like beef tallow and shit now, right? Yeah, yeah, they're doing it all. I was just talking with one of the guys That's now like doing like a bunch of like high level marketing for them now Because they went, they steered into it.

They're like, yeah, we'll just go like super fucking healthy. Well, healthy for fast food. Yeah, yeah. You're never going to, like, sure. It's not a, it's very McDonald's. It's not a fucking kale salad, but it is. Child meat's burger. You order the off-menu stem cell burger.

Can I get the one that makes me live forever? Yeah. Thank you. The vampire burger. Yes. And the number 23, the adrenochrome special. Mm-hmm. It's just a chunk of a child's foot.

Oh, God. With a straw on. Just drink it. Okay. Instead of an umbrella. It's a kid. Nice. The harvester at the bottom of the play pit.

Oh, God. Yeah. My kid went in the play pit, he just didn't come out. That's weird. You're a bad mom. I guess he's gone forever. There's just a fucking, like, grinder in the back. Pressing out more.

Yeah. He's in the back. More burgers. Okay. The Timmy burger. There's just a room with a big grinder and grimace in the back. They're like, be it can. The new burgers ready grimace.

Yes. Hamburgerer coming out. He's whipping him and shit. It's just like a terrible scene. Okay. Got your gluttony you'll pay for. Yeah. These are all just demons that work in a hidden room at McDonald's.

Just grinding children. The play set. You climb into the tube and fall into the back. You made the exact same joke. The ball hit. I was pacing. I was just saying like we communicate via telepathy these days. It's like, yeah.

Papa meat. Here's your ideas. He did that with Chick-fil-A, if you remember. Oh, I. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. There's a reason those homeschool kids are so polite.

That girl, I forget. Again, don't do TikTok. The sauces. That was a bit. Yeah. Her. And then that's what he took. I don't think I know this.

Sav is like bursting at the seams, trying not to fucking correct us. That's my tick. She knows that. We summoned her with TikTok Chick-fil-A and homeschooling. I'm pretty sure it was like a bit and the girl got fired for... How is that not Chick-fil-A friendly? Because she was like mocking the customer in the skit. I feel like that would be weird.

Like I'm not in charge of any like corporate policy, but I feel like I would have a hard time. like somebody's doing a viral video. Yeah. Talking about how good your sauces are. Well, did you see that like the little sweet boy that worked at Waterberger? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. We all went. We just, like, everyone in their own panel. Yeah. Put three side by side with that. Yeah. Yeah, it's like that sweet boy. Yeah, he's like autistic or somebody worked at

Waterburger and like on each of his breaks he would just be out eating like outside eating some Waterburger meal. I'm just hyping it up and he would like, he wore like a big cross and he would like pray over his meal like every meal and he'd be like, Lord bless this stuff. And it was like cute. It was very wholesome and sweet. And like the how's the autistic so far? Well, I think all of that.

What symptoms are you seeing? But dude, just like the sweetest kid, man. Like literally when I watch it on like every like man like this is this is one of God's children like this is him but he would just like pray over every meal and he'd like showcase like every piece of the meal and he'd have like some mcflurri or something and he'd be like so good like hyping it up was he doing it like to a camera yeah yeah he would record himself like on his breaks like just hyping up water burger and like his co-workers were bastards like they would be like you still what are you doing over at meal you can't be doing that while you're on work bitch like they

was a 1980s movie yeah they're like talking shit to this like sweet little boy praying over his meal and stuff and eventually he got like fired because they like wrote him up over shit. Dude, every video he had probably had like millions of views of him. They should fire everybody else on the staff. Supposedly they did. Supposedly they fired that entire Waterburger and closed it down for a while. And like Waterburger stepped in was like blah, blah, well.

But it doesn't make sense because he never came back. He got hired at a Sonic that like his youth pastor worked at. So he got hired at some Sonic. That's a very youth pastor place to work. Well, I love all the characteristics of this young man you're describing. I hate all the restaurants he's decided to work at. Yeah, sure. But it's like his youth pasture was the manager at this Sonic, so she hired him there or whatever. It's like one of the few dine in Sonics left. So now he's there hyping. I'm not seeing much of him lately, but now he's there hyping up Sonic food. But yeah, dude, it was like. It's a much harder job.

He's like, I only shit for like three, four days. God, please. Please send me back to Waterberger. You're truly merciful. But, dude, he should. Papa, can you hear me? He should fucking own that. that Waterburger, dude. Like, he was giving them all of the publicity they could have ever wanted. And, yeah, they fired him for whatever reason him preying on his breaks and filming it. Some reason they fired him.

I'm not a lawyer, but people were- That feels like a good discrimination scene. Yeah, people were, like, bullying him. Like, you would hear them talking shit to him, like, during his meals. And, like, people were, like, getting, all the comments were like, who's talking shit to you? I think his name is like Brian or something like that. But they're like, who's talking to you, Brian?

You want us to come to that water burger and beat their ass? Like all the comments are just like, we love you. We'll kick everybody's ass. But I was like, Brian works, he shows up and just does that for six hours. Yeah, he's the worst worker ever.

He fucking sucks at work. You suck Brian. Like, we fucking hate you. Yeah, but. Oh shit. Yeah. So who knows what became of that story.

But supposedly, like one little article I saw said that they fired that whole staff at that Waterburger and like they closed it down for a little while so they could like revamp it and hire a whole new team. And Waterburger. like put some statement out like this is not our values blah blah blah imagine like being that corporate like sea level guy that like this gets brought to your desk it's like oh god yeah you're like we have this this kid who's gone viral like the most wholesome

autistic kid in the planet yeah goes viral and our staff bullies the shit out of them it's like oh fuck yeah just close the whole fucking thing down yeah literally i think it's like fire them all close it yeah we'll come in there kid i'm guessing he's like 17 he's like just old enough to be working. Yeah, he's young. But yeah, it was like so wholesome and then like the internet was like rallying behind him. I think they, he did like a go fund me for a little while while he was like

not employed and got like a few hundred grand. So he like went nuts on that. But yeah, yeah, he's probably lived coke. Yeah. He's like, pray. Praise the Lord. Please let this Coke nourish me, Lord.

As I sit down to snow. As I worked my eight hour shift at Sonic Lord, please let this coat give me through this day. But yeah, he's probably living it up now, dude. The internet rally behind him. So, yeah, it was sad to see the downfall, but probably did great for him. So hopefully. Shout out of that guy. Yeah.

Brian. I think that's his name. I'm probably saying it not right. But it was something completely. Yeah, it's probably something different. but yeah all his videos we're so wholesome which is speaking of do we have numbers for how much we raised during our the autism charity month not final yeah what do you have a rough and oh definitely clear 250,000 fuck yeah yeah we cleared a quarter million nice and that all goes directly to

your son right yeah yeah he gets to buy what he wants like a big daughter do you think pay for f1 weekend Have you ever seen 7 billion hot wheels cars? Oh, yeah. I got a good deal, Daddy. It's just a life-sized hot wheels car. You can't even drive this. You can't even drive this. You can buy a real one?

No. No, Daddy. The concept of made a size hot wheels car. It doesn't do anything. It doesn't work. It's got a giant track. And it's an ugly one. He just rolls down the hill and slams into somebody's garage. He just.

He builds a giant truck. ramp forward over the house like loop-de-loops his hands just around the wheel that doesn't move as a steering wheel is locked into place like a hot wheel car just locked the tires don't turn just like a giant like die cast pot metal fucking car the seats are metal and everything in sloppily painted yeah this is sick sell more shirts next to daddy oh thank god it's finally over the two giant spinning wheels lips lip-dilips and shit

oh hell yeah I hope that happens that'd be sick that's next year yeah you guys heard that's what it's going towards next year

you're going a life-size hot wheel track and all autistic kids get out of yeah they can rot it yeah just bill one we need

we need a $75,000 donation for the two giant rubber wheels. They're going to shoot his giant. Speak through the loop to loop. You go zero to 30 and then 30 to a 200 an hour out from the G.

You're like, pipe. You're putting... It's a second you hit it. It's just that. You're filling that car up with autistic kids. It's sending them 200 miles an hour instantly each time. Welcome to

Ronald McDonald's charities. You're gonna have 75 seconds of fun and then you'll be a chicken nugget, buddy. It's a deep dryer. It's just a deep fry. It just pumps out a conveyor about of cheeseburgers. That's the end. Thanks for an autism awareness.

It's like the pink Floyd music video. Just grinding them out. And then we melt your car with a magnifying glass. Daddy, it was perfect Speaking of autistic kids I gave Connor that set of fucking The air No, we're going there

The what is it? What do they call those? The Apple Air Pro AirPod Maxes Yeah, okay He fucking spurged out for like an hour Like an hour It was like six

She's like I think I understand autism now They're fully noise cancelling I love music now I love music. And those are fully, fully noise cancelling. So I put those puppies on, just silence.

It was like for the first time in my life, I'm probably a little bit dis. But just like genuinely, seriously, like it was just like peaceful. And I was like, oh, I totally get that.

And then I put on like music that I like. And it was like, I was in a room by myself. It was so fucking peaceful. Just walking around, tapping to the beat, dancing to that. I didn't know Steely Dan had six hours of music. Oh, it's so fucking good.

Those are fucking amazing headphones. Okay, so I should invest. So when we were leaving the Cadillac paddock, they were like, here's your fucking swag bags. Oh, cool. We got them. We left, and then we're opening, and then we had the big race day,

paddock passes, and then the individuals before had the qualifying passes. We opened. We're like, Oh shit. We got a hat, a shirt, and, oh, what's this Cadillac box? Oh, AirPod Max's with Cadillac F1 team printed on it. Beautiful headsets. And we're like, holy shit. What the fuck? They just gave this away to all of us. Saturday. We got a fucking scarf. Okay. Yeah, we blew it all in the first. They were like, can we train? Sorry. But they're, oh. Yeah, well, yeah, y'all. Y'all came. back and Brandon came back and he's like he was like oh I got something he's like you'll get more use out of these and I will because I don't wear like the over ear like I yeah

thank you by the way yeah but yeah I put those on and I was like and I was like oh this it's cool like it's it's an over the ear headset type deal and then I put on the the noise canceling and literally like instantaneously it was like yeah and it was like oh it's just me and my thoughts alone friend is talking but you can't hear you literally can't he had to throw something I mean to get my attention. It was like one of those like sanding blocks or whatever I'd chuck it out of it.

He's a knife. What's the name? Hey, oh, it feels like a line. Yeah. Um, well,

Professor X goes into the, the little room. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Where he reaches out to everybody across the road. Cerebro. Cerebro. Yeah.

It was me. And then that weird little retard. The son of, um, Oh, that's a deep cut. X-Men 2, X-Men United. Yeah, when they go save him in that room. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, the angel dude? Well, the guy who was like, word. No, the little kid that was bald and had like ultra powers. Yeah. Yeah, whatever his name was. Caleb knows what's up. My older brother. Shout out.

Count how old are you? I'm 34. Oh, you are? Oh, I thought you were 28. I don't know why I thought. Well, yeah. I'm 48. I'm 48.

I'm like consistently enough about my age. Everybody thinks I'm 48. Well, until now. Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm 48. This was also a lot. Professional gas, later, King Trout. Dude, so I was at stagecoach this like a week or two ago,

and I've never had any interest in going to anything like that. You guys know what stagecoach is? No. It's like the country music Coachella. It's the same place, same place, but it's all country music artists. But I was down there with Lucy's. They had, like, and I was kind of nervous about this to be. you know because i was like man it's like it's going to be me and like a bunch of la

influencers in this big ass house going to country cocella i was like man asly this is not my like forte uh but like i was like cool it'd be a new experience i'm there with a sponsor you know it'll be fun you end up being a blast they had like you know the ultra VIP passes for everything and it was that's how that was like the house we were in was like fucking mansion that's like a mile from the the festival grounds and it's all decked out in sponsorship shit like it's like Lucy sponsored it some hydration brand like a beer company called american beer crown royal it was like those like six sponsors that sponsor that house like every room just like your bed was just decked out in like free shit but there's like a hundred of those

mansions in the area and each one was the same thing each house had like a bunch of influencers or people from tv or something like that that were staying there that week full of different swag shit from all these different companies and each like morning they're like right we're going to this house and that house and that house just to kind of hang out and go grab shit. And I was like, okay, dude, if I would have been like a hot girl there, that would have been jackpot. They, like, they were getting so much shit, like all these, like, nice ass cowboy business. There's like, like, like, Boot Barn and Justin's and, like, all these places were, like,

sponsoring the house. And you got a coozy? I got, well, I got like, yeah, like a lot of, like, liquor stuff and, like, backpacks. I did like a, yeah, I got like a Justin Jack. I could have got, like, so much shit. But I was like, dude, I was like, I don't want to have to buy another. suitcase to bring on this bag. Like I was already packed to the brim. My steak too juicy. My lobster buttered steak butter juice. It was like cool. But like yeah, I end up getting.

I was like fucking I'll get that because they were giving away like cool just in like cowboy jackets and you could get like your name embroidered on them. So it's like cool. I was like I'll fucking put like grizzly puncher on or something. Did that and I was like this is sick. But then you're like walking around with fucking arms full of bullshit for like the next few hours and it's hot as fuck and like I regretted it every time so I stopped getting shit but like every day all the girls that were there with us that were like other influencers that were like you know way more popular than me were fucking like making multiple trips back and forth back to the house so they could drop off all this shit like who headlined it uh well Ella Langley was there one day post Malone was

there one day I'm very jealous too because I just looked it up it was what I thought it was treaty oak revival yeah yeah yeah they're one of my favorite fucking books Brooks and Dunn was there like it was like it was like they had they had had some some good classics and then a bunch of new ones that were there. So like to... Turnpike tributers? Yeah. I'm not sure if they were there.

But it was cool and like the festival grounds are fucking gigantic. It was like how it was a lot. That kind of, to be honest, like unless you have like VIP, something like that. I would never go to it if it wasn't like that. Yes. Like I don't, I do not like that in 20,000 people crowd like that's hell. Eli's freak of the, just like, like, dude. You just told a story about how I put on noise canceling headphones.

I was like, if you were safe. Yeah. No, that's literally, I would have not been interested in it if we didn't, weren't getting like special treatment because it was packed as foot, but we had like a shuttle that was bringing us right to like the front gate, letting us out there and we walked to wherever we were going because we were there. One of the, like, influencer groups with us was a band called Country Night and they do like country EDM. I don't really fuck with too much EDM, but it was dope.

They played like, it was like 90s country and then it would turn into like an EDM song. It was like, it went hard. I was like, okay, I was like, I can get down with this. I can see it. But one of the nights, like, we went to like after parties that were hosted by, you know, this brand or that brand every night. And we went to the Von Dutch after party one night. And they had this like cabana set up that was like sand everywhere. And it was like you felt like you were on like a tropical island or something.

It had like all the like wavy material as a roof. And they had like a tattoo stand set up where you could go get free tattoos. And they had a Von Dutch pop up where you could go in and get like three free items. And then like all these like it was just like crazy shit. but yeah we were at the booth and Waka Flocka was there and he was there

and he like had like one song that they collabed together so he was like singing his parts and he'd come out and hung out and he's fucking giant dude he's so big dude he's like a foot taller than me and I was like

he's big as shit is Von Dutch a band? No Von Dutch like the clothing line like the old dude it's like a old like I think like 90s girls like with like butterfly thongs and shit I think the

the Mexican from cars. Okay, yeah. That's the only reason I know that. And you know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. But it's like, it's like really popular in like 90s in 2000. The lowrider one? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's how culture they mean. They're just so yeah. Yeah, so they're still really popular out there. But this is here in Texas. This was out in Palm Springs is where this was. It's so ironic. They have like the biggest country festivals in fucking California.

But, dude, it was pretty sick. But, yeah, dude, like the same, like you guys were talking about that swag bag. It was like every day, so much free shit all the time. I was like, man, I was like this is. And I get it because it's like all these celebrities and like influencers and shit. They want you wearing their stuff at this big festival. I'm used to like ignoring swag bags where it's like, oh, it's a t-shirts, patches, whatever the fuck. The one with the Cadillac, I'm like, as soon as you pulled out air or whatever the fucking air pods, whatever they.

Yeah. Then you're like, all right. That's expensive. What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, that's it. No, they're like low-rise jeans on girls. They would sit like just above their, like as well. Oh, yeah, it was hot.

It was hot. Yeah, like early 2000, like an Aguilera type shit. Yes. Like that. Yep. Yep. And yeah, they had like the track suits too. But yeah.

I see what you're talking about around with the design. Roman. Well, because he literally says Von Dutch in the in the movie. Oh, shit. Okay. That's. But it was sick. We got to be like, it was a car DVD when I was a kid.

I just lines that are baked into my fucking brain. A bunch of. we got to be like Oh I thought you were referencing the animated film cars Yes What? Yeah

That's why I said Ride and watched that a whole bunch too Disregard I don't want to derail I'm so confused right now You want to fuck a car No That was never brought up

He literally says that I interrupted Caleb in the middle of a sentence To be confused by what you're showing me right now riveting podcasting that is literally a line from cars about Von Dutch okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah in that I mean anyway

carball we were like we got to be pretty much like front row at like a lot of the concerts we wanted to see and dude like and I love Ella Langley's music but dude when she came out I was like okay I really get it now like the wind is my wife and the wind is blown and she's like in these like flowy

outfits and she's singing and stuff and like she walks by and she's close enough that like when the winds blew and you can smell her perfume I was like oh like it was a magical mom meanwhile they have those they have those like Disney fucking like scent sprayers out there so every guy thinks that and it's like

that was so many times where she's like yeah she's like looking through the crowd and she like is locking eyes with you're like me like she's singing it too you're like yeah it's me are you in his massive sperm but like they take it Go Ribbon Music Festival.

A part of me, because she follows me on TikTok and, like, we've had, like, a bunch of interactions and stuff and, like, comments stuff. And I was like, I wonder if, like, she'll see me and, like, recognize me. So I'm down like. Yeah. So I'm just like, like, we're, like, looking around and I'm just like there in the crowd. And I'm like trying not to like, but the whole time, I'm just like, the whole time she's saying. I'm just like a little give you. It's me.

It's me. You're, what do they call that? Like. Yeah. I'm surrounded by like little girl influencers or like little gym girls. And I'm just like. you're shoving him out of the way but dude

it was like it was really fucking you're a toxic Ella fella The fuck out of the way bitch We're gonna get to Ella Swinging right You're like the fucking Hands off my wife

Don't look at her The troll from the Lord of the Rings I was just about to say that He's the one that just fucking The two towers just running in the middle I bash my head in the fucking wall But dude yeah it was It was sick

There was like all these really cool food stands there and I like you know how much you're gonna trust a food stand but it was like gourmet like fish tacos and shit and like all these you just see random celebrities walking around it were like ashton kutcher was like right next to us for the long time i was like i was like is that ashton kutcher and he's just like chilling like by himself like there's no one with him it's just him sidney swiney's walking around and we're just like i'm like dude i'm like this is like full by herself yeah like she like she like she was like going from like her little she had up.

You're like, the older guy from, what is it, get out? The other rings, but the opposite. Yeah. From the alley.

Into an alley. But yeah. Yeah, it was cool. Yeah, it was cool. I was, I was delightfully surprised with how much fun it was. I think we can move on to that. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. where you can watch me buy a gun that's coming up in four lots. Oh shit. Oh, perfect. Oh shit. Tune into the unsubscribe after show. Once again, and as always, thank you for watching. I was joined by Eli Double Tap, Mr. Caleb Francis, future congressman Brandon Herrera and myself, Fish Fuck.

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I mean fucking business when I'm talking about it. When I say milk chugger, I mean it. All my new merch just dropped the links are in my bio. Yeah, Caleb W. Francis everywhere, dude. No grizzly punter on Twitch? Oh, yeah, Twitch is grizzly puncher. Yeah, yeah. Everywhere.

I forget about Twitch sometimes. Also, that one's grizzly puncher. That's my persona. But yeah, yeah, watch me play some scary games. Come hang out. And thanks for having me, guys. Stay tuned for the after show. Yeah.

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