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Episode Date: March 16, 2026

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In the Midwest. They're, I haven't heard of that for a minute. They just haven't been, like, VFW. Yeah, they're still all over the Midwest. Oh, I remember that because my grandpa used to take me to the VFW. You'd be like, do the thing. There's like the line. There's like the line.

Yeah. And that's how you, yeah. Damn, we're old as fuck. They don't have VFWs like that anymore. Cigarette smoke everywhere. It was fun time. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast.

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I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, fat electrician, habitual line crosser. Myself, Donate Operator, thank you so much for being here. We're already dead bitches. We got a boy in the house. I am. Mr. Ethan, he's already got picked on once or twice. Yeah.

Like, this is the podcast I'm not supposed to get picked on on. All the other ones. That's where I get picked on. picked on anytime rich is present honestly coming down here and i found that rich wasn't coming i was like oh i might not be called fat for a couple of days and be great nope nick you ruined that good you made me pull over yeah downtown san antonio at night dude i you could try to puke wait a minute that's where the mexicans are i i was fine i was fine i was drinking those frozen margaritas i was perfectly fine i just get on the freeway i'm going like 75 and it's all

construction. There's no exit for like eight miles. As soon as we turn on it, he's like, I'm going to have to puke. I'm like, fuck, are you serious? Dude, I was, I was there. You know where you start to salivate a lot? You're sweating. I was like, I'm there. He's got the window cracked this much. Sitting shotgun shows behind him. And I just hear, oh, I'm like, he's going to puke in my car. He's going to puke in my fucking car. Ah, but he pulled over. As soon as he pulled over, like, I got out, I leaned over. Is it happening? I burped. And then the feeling immediately vanished. I was like, This is bullshit.

So I get back in, made it all the way here, no trouble. What were you drinking? Margaritas. Oh, nice. I drank. I don't even know how many of those. I just kept finishing them. They were supposed to have like a margarita.

Yeah. They had like a little slushy machine. And those things were fucking the losers. Yeah. Those are the worst hangovers on the planet. Where did you guys go to? Brandon's thing. Yeah.

Oh, oh, it was from Brandon's. No, I thought you said downtown San Antonio. I thought you were talking about like, no, no, no, just like past the rim. Like headed out towards the rim, headed up hit back here. Brandon's thing was fun as shit last night.

Yeah, I had a great time. That's good, good times. That had a good ass turnout. Everyone had a good time. Bro. That Bayou, whatever the food truck, had fried catfish and shrimp, and it was the best fried shrimp I've ever had in my life. And the catfish was delicious.

I didn't even try that. I had the gumbo and Sav was like, that's not gumbo. I was like, this is good fucking gumbo to me. I don't know what they did, but this is really good. It just looked plain. It looked like a video before you color grade it. There was no like red like coloration. Sav.

Sav. Love you. You don't have the complexion to tell the 45 year old black man with the creal accent what gumbo is. Okay. That was from Louisiana. Like he was born. Homie could have not been in the food truck and I know he could have made gumbo. She was good.

Yeah, I didn't try that. When I had the barbecue, and the brisket was not half bad, and that barbecue sauce that the guy had, he's like, oh, I call it like the sweet heat. It was actually pretty good. I enjoyed that. Good time, though.

We had a state representative, West Verdell up there, spoke for Brandon. We had our boy veteran with a sign got up there, talk about veteran issues. Then Brandon did his fill, and it was beautiful as always. And he sung? Yeah.

Yeah, Zeus, him and Zeus did a little song there. That was cool. Was not expecting that. I was like, I was a good time. They had a good time. I was like, oh, this is a good turnout. Everyone had a blast. Drinks happen per usual.

Yeah. And Brandon had a good time. Like seeing him at the end was like, hey, I'm bouncing, buddy. He's like, thank you. I was like, oh, my boy's toasted. Bro. He had to be in Evaldi this morning at like fucking 10 a.m. So he was, dude, he's on the road this entire month.

Just like, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, doing all this stuff. He has to be hurting. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But I mean, dude, he really wants this. And I think Texas and the United States in general deserves a congressman. You know, he can not be a fucking...

So, you know, he never had an aide that set themselves on fire. He's not in the FSTME. How about that? If Brandon gets elected to Congress, I mean, you know how they have, like, the Pelosi tracker where you can invest and buy the same stocks, Fancy Pelosi does? Are we tracking Brandon? We're going to do that for Brandon, but on gunbroker. So you can buy the same guns as your congressman?

There's a whole bunch of gun autism. We're seeing this right now. Like, that's a great idea. We're going to be so pissed. My gun prices are going up. It was a good ass time. We stayed out until like 10 and wrench repeat. We're back here.

Now we get Mr. Ethan get a, I mean, you were just, you came down for that event or to hang out with the boys and? That event and to hang out with the boys. I kind of just,

anytime show tells me, Hey, you want to come down for this? I'll just plan either a day or two on the front or the back end just because do one sub, whatever else you guys want me to do and we'll just hang out. So maybe since I'm here for another day or two, pop into one of your podcast or not podcast, your streams. I might pop over that. You have to dress up as a plane.

Yeah. You have to dress up and hang out with me. It's a plane and be racist. I know Nick was up since seven. I was too. It's read a book. Okay. In my defense,

since the first time your ass got up at seven since I've known you. Can we calm down for a minute? No, this hot Mexican that I live with, you did a ruck this morning. And so I was up at like seven, went out for a ruck at 10. It was cool, a little three-mile thing. Nope. I'm trying to focus on my health, brother. How big we were the rucksacks?

We didn't ruck. We just walked. It was fine. We had like 20, 30 people out there. And we just walked down that trail that's over there at the fucking rim. And it's a good time. We just walk and talk. and it's neat.

So I was up. My point behind that entire spiel was I was up and you don't hit me up when you're in town. Behind your back he says he doesn't like you.

That's what it is. My house is like 10 minutes that way. Are you looking at what are you fucking for? That's the first time your ass

up at 7 in the morning says I've known you. Knock it off. You guys are crazy. This is wild. Cody got up at seven springs here. Winter's over. Can you see his shadow?

Oh, man. I just picture you have GPS on him. It's like, my friend's dead. He's out in a trail somewhere. Cody got kidnapped by cartels. Wow, such a surprise to my friends. I'm a responsible adult. Fuck.

Yeah, I would not be road marching. Fuck off. You're taller. Like everyone's. taller. Never mind. Everyone's dollar. Like I said, we call it a rug.

We just walk and hang out. It's cool. Nico was there. Our boy, Nico Ortiz. Oh, who is not in the room right now. Did Connor do it,

too? Why is he got his pants rolled up and his socks off? Like he just read Huck Finn. You're trying to convince all the neighborhood kids to paint the fence for you? What the fuck he got going on over there? I'll say. Connor, it's just gym,

buddy. Fuck. Oh my god He's like oh I'm going and then fell back asleep Yeah He's like oh I'm going and then no You weren't there yesterday Were you there a portion of it?

I was there for the beginning I went out on date Oh okay that's right Okay Now god can we cut the cameras I want to hear this so we can just come back and go Oh We just delete it See there's a positive

There's a positive there All right back to the podcast Connor had a really good date Last night. Blast. And Nick found me on that couch passed out at 1 a.m. That's true.

Yeah. I went to bed and I was like, I'm going to bed and he's like, I'm going to stay up. I still might have to puke. I'm like, okay. I went and fell asleep for like two,

three hours and like woke up to like take a piss and grab a bottle of water. And like walked downstairs and he's fully clothed shoes on. Six foot four, 260 pound Ethan on that very small Amazon couch. Just snoring like a motherfucker because he doesn't have a CPAP machine. Just fucking. It sounded like a sawmill in here.

But I got up right after that, probably because I almost died. And I was like, I'm going to go to bed. And I just upstairs I went. I didn't even know Nick had found me. I would just like, I got up because I was like, I'm just going to lay here. And then I laid there. And the spins went away. And I was like, all right, cool.

We're going to go to bed soon. Let's just kind of wait this out. And the next day, oh, my eyes pop open at like 1.30, 2 o'clock. in the morning. I was like, I'm going to bed. Fuck. You were so ficked up last night. Dude, I those frozen margaritas got me, man. Did you get my hangover? Oh, yeah.

I did this morning. But I've been pounding water and... Well, you drank a 40 of old English. I did. Right. I forgot about that. He drank the whole 40, too. I drank the 40 and then we got out there and I had like five double frozen margaritas. Yeah. How was... My voice towards violence.

And he didn't eat. Yeah. I was not okay. There was a series of unfortunate events that were due to a series of poor decisions on my part. That was. I had to give him some element in the morning. I was like, I don't feel good, man.

And like, when he first mentioned, let's go get tacos. Like, my brain saw a taco. It was like, circumcised that thing. Fuck, dude.

I like, I wanted no part of it. Oh. I hate waking, like, last night I had a few, got home. I was like, oh,

I feel woke up at eight in the morning, I think. Slep in, eight, very happy. Yesterday was the only terror because you were in town. Everyone was in town. We had that podcast earlier in a meeting.

I wake up. My alarm's not going off. It's light outside. I wake up. I'm like, Saf's not there. I'm like, I've missed everything.

It is three in the afternoon. And I have slept through life. And now I have to text everyone, my phone. I don't know where my phone is. I'm running around the house. I'm like, fuck. Look at my phone.

8.20 in the morning. It was like, well at least i didn't miss anything at all i slept like shit sad walks out she's like i would have woke you up like i don't know what i did that and then uh no i don't know we're all gonna be dead by 50 100% yeah we're not making it past 50 i don't know i think all of us already said we're probably not gonna make it to 30 now here we are yeah life's short yeah i got to live with the consequences of my tweets now. There, there are like, I get secondhand

offend, like offended people in my comment section on Twitter now because I'm just, I'm relatively new to it. I just talk shit. And then like, people will retweet my shit. They're like, want to donuts retarded ass friends. I was like, I mean, I am, but what the fuck did I say wrong? I have his, like, I have his profile picture next to my blue checkmark because I'm part of his organization on Twitter.

I've gotten more hate for that than any of the fucked up shit I've said on Twitter. I've caught more strays from that than anything else. It's so good. You're leaving a legacy, my friend. No, I love it. It's great. You do good things. The world is healing.

That's all I'm saying. You're like a good, it saves me a lot of time because they're like, you're friends with donut operator. I don't like you. It's like, I don't care immediately. Don't give a shit. It's just. Cool. You weren't going to like me anyways.

I can already tell if you don't like him, probably wouldn't have felt the same way about me. It's just, we're not doing it. I'm glad we all saved a lot of time, actually. Cody's the litmus test. Are you following Cody and does he follow you back? Well, one more time. Hey, you probably heard of yellow fresh. Hello fresh.

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I didn't talk about this last night. You know who blocked me recently? Who? World of Warcraft. Why, Cody? Oh, God. What was your tweet? Well, first off, explain what they tweeted.

Oh, God. They made a video recently. It's a trailer for the new expansion that's coming out on retail World of Warcraft. And it's just, it looks like a Pixar movie. It's like, happy fun. We're making houses. B, B, B, boom. It's like, no, dude, this is called Warcraft, not Gaycraft.

And that's what I tweeted to them. And they immediately turned off all of their comments. You can't comment on it. And then they blocked me. But okay. Okay, okay, okay. Here me. So I play on a classics.

I'm big in a World of Warcraft. I've talked about that in podcast for it and all my stuff. I like classic World of Warcraft. I played that. The one, the version that was 20 years. ago where it's like race wars. You know, it's world of warcraft. It's like the orcs versus the humans.

Like, you're just fucking destroying each other. You're killing each other. Blah, blah, blah. And like in the new world of Warcraft, the most powerful wizard in the world, uh, Cadgar. He's, he's now disabled and he has a magic wheelchair that he rolls himself around. Oh my God.

This is, this is the most powerful wizard in, in the lore that, like, he's brought people back from the dead. Can't bring his legs back though, apparently. But, but he's got like a magical wheelchair now. It's like, okay, so were they, like, like, were they focusing more on just, just like being inclusive than like, like, right? He has a wheelchair and he brings like the dead back to life.

Have you seen this? Oh, hold on. Yeah, you can't fix a Charlie horse. Yeah, I'm going to show you. Magic can only go so far. Look, if my teacher could bring a person back to life and then I look over and they're in a wheelchair, be like, oh, you're really bad at this. Some fakes, like a fetish thing or what are you doing?

I built All you got to do to defeat him I shit you not Oh my God They made him a magical wheelchair I built That's a real picture That's a

Oh my I love He's got a magical pink Ghost wheelchair Yeah Archmage And what's the reason behind Oh so I play classic well And they just released

The first expansion For the classic well To yet Oh God what is it it looks like the E T thing We're so good Oh my God

What the fuck Okay, sorry How did you defeat the wizard I stood at the top of a flight of stairs It floats Wait does the wheelchair float Yeah dude Yeah

Why does the floating wheelchair have wheels You know If you just take a step back Like I did It floats. It literally doesn't touch the ground. If you look at the development team from early while to where the development, just look at the pictures of the development team and I'm not going to say anything further than that. Oh, my God.

But so, okay, so the expansion for the classic World of Warcraft, the first expansion just released the Burning Crusades and the servers just kept dropping and getting f*** up. And it's like, you've had 20 years to plan for this. And so everyone's like, oh, so you could give Cadgar a fucking wheelchair, but you couldn't make the servers work for the old, like the old world of work or out. So they're just re-releasing the old shit? Yeah.

Is it like remastered at all? Not at all. It's fun as hell. But the servers kept fucking up and dropping and blah, blah, blah. Asman Gold's pissed about the wheelchair. But it's like, what, yeah, but it's like,

oh, you guys were focusing on giving fucking the most powerful wizard in the world a wheelchair. You couldn't focus on the servers for a little bit. They're just riding all this stuff like, Caddagar wheelchair, like all sorts of things. I'm not going to get into. They already blocked me on Twitter.

I wonder if you're going to get a spell to be able to throw like a stick in the spokes of his wheelchair to stop him or something down. I cast brooms to I cast staircase. He can't progress. That's so wild. Oh, God.

You can choose, it's a mount too. That's his mouth on a wheelchair mount. You can get a dragon or fucking wheels. You can be Xavier. which we talked about that before too why can't why can't prevent your Xavier just like mind control his little legs

to walk across it I hate that well at least World of Warcraft I can't get all my World of Warcraft shit we can talk about like normal dude things hey you're going hard on it though you're back in

are you playing the hardcore servers or no oh that dude that shit gave me so much anxiety playing the hardcore servers isn't that like if you die you're just yeah which you name a mo fucking wild. Especially classic World of Warcraft as hard as it is. I've heard of people doing

that in Diablo, but not Warcraft. That's insane. Yeah, they brought it back in Warcraft and it yeah. Imagine your team sucks and oh my God, you're 30 how long Classic was about 20 days to get to max level? Oh God, just longer than that, dude. Yeah, it's like a month

if you're playing consistently to get to level 60. And then it's... And you have some Leroy Jenkins asshole in your fucking guild and just gets everybody killed. People are finding out like really funny ways to kill hardcore players, though. So, like, I'm a hunter so I can control my pet. So, like, hunters will tame a pet that looks like something in the wild.

And you can only be tagged for PVP if they attack you or your pet. And so they'll make a pet and slowly walk their pet around where other creatures look like that. And so if, like, a low-level player attacks that pet, they're open for BVP, and they'll just kill that player. And then their character's dead. People are figuring out nasty ways to kill hardcore players. just their ghost hang out so oh start over

there goes a week of work gone in an instance I nope I would need I would destroy my computer in the process of that I can't do that like PVP anything I don't even play anymore because like I'm just too old I don't have enough time my reflexes ain't as good and half the time I'm fucking

stoned or drunk you just gotta play league like no I can't I can't dude you're trying to get me no fuck league dude come on yeah you just told him to play stone or drunk it's fine he's gonna be the most Aided, Rick player. Dude, if you think we're bad at making fun of you, those people are going to hate you to go to rank matches.

Sorry, I'm a little drunk. I'd be pissed. Oh, dude, I can't do that. Like, I can't even play. I used to play like Apex Legends every once in a while, or I play like Warzone. I just, anything PVP anymore. So I'll just go into PVE and play like,

especially when I'm on edibles or something like that. Dude, I'll just, I'll be playing like a fucking Minecraft style survival game. Like I play a lot of enshrouded. And I'm like, I snap out of it. And I've been digging a hole into this mountain for the past three hours. I'm like, what the fuck was I doing here to begin with? Like, why did I start this project? I have no idea.

We need to play more. Um, that game me, you and Brandon were playing schedule one. Oh, that was fun. We need to play more of that. That was fun. I'm down. We should play more of that.

Cause, uh, when we were playing it, you were building the infrastructure for our drug. Yeah. I was like running all the business. So it's like you're a drug dealer. Yeah, I know the premise of the game.

I've never played it. I'm out running around like managing all the low level street dealers working for me, getting the raw materials and like the seeds and shit to grow the product or whatever else we need. Brandon's in the lab producing the product. And Cody is running around beating people with a baseball bat. And it makes my life easy because like, normally you have to like avoid the cops. And we're like,

all the cops in the game are just chasing. Cody as he's running around with the baseball bat. I'm hitting people. I made it so much money. I was pickpocketing everyone. And I was just throwing the money to Nick. And Nick was building the infrastructure for our drug cartel. I would go and pay somebody for all the stuff I needed.

And then go like, three minutes later, Cody would be like, I just pickpocketed six grand off somebody. I was like, oh, Cody got our money back. Perfect. It's that skin.

You're paying for product. They walk around the corner. Cody's jumping them. that's efficiency right there that's like everyone has a part to play in this organization how many players is it is it four or three or I think it's I can go up to four I think up to four yeah because we had three well if you guys do I'll jump in I've never played we should start a new server and I'll

fuck around on it I was say less I'm down I'm down I play the I play everything man I get like really bad video game ADHD I'll play something I'm like, this is awesome. And I'll tell all my friends to get it. And then like they get it. We play once. And then I'm like, but this new game is awesome.

Like my library is just full of random shit that I play. In the game, you can get a fucking skateboard for transportation. So then Cody is like skateboarding down the street with a baseball bag. Well, I figured out that the cops, if they find a body, they'll go after your organization. So I had a parking garage that had stacked like 30 bodies on top because you can drag the body. So I was hiding. the bodies on top of this parking garage. And it was like like jeepers creepers,

just putting bodies together on top of this parking garage. And I would skate down and pick pocket more money, deliver it to Nick. Who would deliver it to Brandon? And dude, we were rolling. We bought a house. I did.

Awesome. I got a house. Good God. When professional businessmen play a drug game. It's insane. We'd be so good at it. Yeah. Holy shit.

The parking garage of bodies. Like, don't worry about that. There's a mountain of fucking bodies. Cops won't go in there. I'm like, cop, that's not mine. I don't know what the fuck that is. That's wild. Men, women, children have no idea what that is, dude.

I feel like I'm in fucking Mexico, dude, Guadalara. The last time I played any kind of like work together game like that was chained together. You guys ever play that thing? That makes you hate your friends. So you can play it three to four. people, you're literally all four chained together. And it's in like an always up game. You're climbing, jumping here, jumping there. And like, if one person is on the object and everyone else is down, he can like pull one person up and they pull the next person up. There is no trust in that

game. Because I was playing with three of my buddies and we were just screaming at each other, like trying to get through obstacles, falling on our asses. Dude, it was, that will give you trust issues. Chained together if you've never played it before, that shit will give you straight trust issues. I'm down for that. Oh my God. Because that's when you get really mad. when somebody fucks up. So fuck. Like everyone's there and one person falls off and gets hit by this moving thing, which flings everybody back down.

Oh, it's so shitty. It's like up. What's the game up? Always up. Yeah, that's always up. And chain together, I think you're trying to get like out of hell. You start in hell and you're like fighting your way to get out of hell.

And there's a couple different ways to play. And we were like, we'll play the one where you don't have checkpoints. That no. That was a terrible fucking idea. Because you can fall for like 10 minutes. and get all the way back to the bottom, and there's no checkpoints,

and you've got to start completely over. That's how Benjamin Fadi, the, what's the, over it, getting over it. Oh God, getting over it. Getting over it. That dude's genius in making games, because he's like, oh, yeah. I'm going to make it as simple and terrible as possible.

His biggest game before that was QWOP. Like the try to make the guy run. Have you ever played that with the keyboard? It's like QWOP, Q-W-E-P, and you have to make the guys run each key controls a different. portion of the body and you just try to run. I feel it doesn't work for a lot. You're literally like,

it's like, oh, start over it. It's fucking garbage. But getting over with Benjamin Fadi, you have a pickax, just a mouse, and you're just swinging it back and forth, and you're trying to climb up. Oh, I think, were the guys like in the cauldron or whatever? Yeah, yeah. Okay. You're just doing this.

But if you make one wrong move, bottom. And this is, it sounds stupid easy like what you're hearing right now you're like it's like flappy bird you know what I mean it's one of those things where it's like sounds easy it's hard but you can't die you're just climbing up and then he put in

certain portions and you will spend like you suck at that game for hours like you're going to spend hours to get to a certain portion and think you're like oh fuck I finally made it past the hard part it's just the intro is a tutorial

and then you get higher and you'll make it he has two portions in that game where it is, oh, hey, if you ride, don't ride this. And he tells you and you're like, fuck off. And you hit it and you ride all the way to the beginning of the game. That's it. There is no restart. You just have to go all the way back up and you're like, there's been a lot of those that have come out lately. Like RV there yet. I've never played it. But like you and your friends have an RV and you're trying to go camping. And it's just that everything is all fucked up. You got like winch yourself to different places and fire your friends

across ways and shit. And then they have a, was it peak where it's like you and three, your buddy's trying to climb a mountain together. They've had a couple of those come out lately. Most mind-blowing shit you will ever see is somebody speed running getting over. New York speed running communism. They are. They have piles of trash out there.

Didn't you see that fucking post I just said? They were interviewing somebody on the street and they're like, uh, X amount of millionaires have already said that they're leaving New York. What do you, what do you think about that? And this guy's just like, we should make it illegal for them to leave. They shouldn't be allowed to leave.

And I was like, Easter or redoing Easter. It's been three months. And you guys already want to redo East Germany. What the fuck is wrong with you? Like every time someone has opinion and opinion like that, we should just fly them to North Korea. Hey, touch a poster. Just see that poster of Kim Jong-un?

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in an out left? Yeah, they're moving everything to Tennessee. Yep. Lindsay. Lindsay. The daughter. Yeah, so she, I hit her up for the range day that we had recently.

And she's the one that got the in and out truck out there to the range day that we had. Oh, that's dope. Yeah. Yeah. Snyder, I want to say, Lindsay Snyder. I think so.

I think so. Because I had her up on Instagram a while back and I was like, hey, I love what you're doing. Everything's cool. She's like, hey, let me know if you ever need anything. So when we had that range. range day in Las Vegas recently. I was like, can you bring the in and out truck? And it's, dude, that was cool as fuck. She, like an 18 wheeler that's an in and out full restaurant. They open it up and like they, they serve everything that's in and out. We had that

out there. So she, she's a real one. But yeah, like you're saying, they just moved out to Tennessee. They're completely getting out of California altogether. It was that 5% tax. Wasn't there another company that just did that? There's been multiple. Elon left. It might have been Elon. I was reading an article about one. That's the SpaceX literally all of those. There was a big company that was leaving. They're like, we will charge you, I don't know, like three billion dollars if you leave.

And the company, the CEO was like worth it. Like, by. I'm leaving California. Because they tried to put, I guess, put an additional charge. Like if you move your company out of the state of California, you have to pay like an exit tax. It's like a known thing that if you're like, I don't even want to say like ultra wealthy, but like if you're a business owner or you're like in even a millionaire, if you leave California, it's like you can just plan on getting audited every year for the next seven years.

Dude, that's nuts. California is going to audit your state taxes the last, because they have seven years to do it. So every year for the next seven years, you're going to be getting audited for your taxes seven years prior because they're just trying to get as much money out of you as possible. I know multiple people that it's happened to that have moved out of California. Yeah. Lindsay had to pay $400. It would have been $440,000 or $440 million based off of her worth and how much in and out was. But it was that 5% mandatory.

And then I don't know if it's what they say it's a one time. Oh, yeah. The one time mandatory wealth tax, which is like not even not even the money you have 5% of it. No, 5% of whatever the hypothetical number that we think your company might be worth. So have you tanked afterwards? No, that's what they said for wealth tax. So that's why everybody's like, so like look at Elon Musk,

easiest example. He's worth 800 billion or whatever the fuck. Which that's in his bank account. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, of that much in a bank account. What's 5% of $800 million?

It's like, or a billion. You know what I mean? 50 billion dollars? He's got to just shit out of nowhere. So it's like he's going to have to sell shares in his companies. And what happens? which if you sell 50 billion fucking dollars worth of shares the stock price goes down so then and he won't even get to sell that many shares before it starts tanking the stock price so then he's worth less so then how do you even calculate what he's worth because the second he goes to sell it he's going to be worth hundreds of billions of dollars less and they're just like i don't care because i'm fucking stupid give me money like

wait wait but but Elon if he put his net worth into the world he could cure world hunger I didn't he call him out on that? Yeah. Like he literally. Network doesn't mean I have. Well, no, Elon, when they the whoever, I think it was 10 billion is what they said. It was like the World Health Organization was like the world health organization called Elon out on Twitter. This is like years ago.

And they're like, Elon Musk has enough money to solve world hunger. And he retweeted it. And it was like, if you can give me a written plan of how me giving you $10 billion dollars will solve world hunger, I'll do it. Yeah. And they had no response. Like you can't do it. like I know I know this is fucking crazy but like people that don't want to grow food or live places where food grows. Fuck it.

There's nothing you can do. They just want to move to places that give them handouts. Yeah. I'll stop. Yeah. I didn't know about the end and out. I got mad. I text Nick about it.

I was like, what the fuck? That's old as old as news. Yeah, I didn't know. I just seen it pop up in my feed today of why because they didn't interview with her explaining. Yeah, we're out in Tennessee now. This is why. Blah, blah, blah.

after the COVID shit, I was done with it because they tried to close a couple of stores. And then she fought against that. And then, okay. Well, I'm out. Have we ever? Well, they tried to get her to take, they have Bible verses on like some of their, their cups or something like that. I think recently they tried to get her to take that off of there. And she was just like, no, not doing that.

Do what you want. Yeah. What are you saying? I was going to say, you know the hymns and hers brand? it's like pharmaceuticals mailed directly Oh yeah, yeah, whatever. Do you see what happened with them? No.

Brow. So they did a, it's a GLP1, basically like Monjaro, whatever, the OZMPIC shit. Yep, yep, yep. They do that mailed directly to you. So basically they, they basically ripped off the patented product. And then their like loophole for getting around it was like, send in your blood work or whatever, and we'll infuse it with vitamins that you're deficient in.

And the FDA released a statement, a couple days ago where it like cited them specifically and said the FDA is coming after you, their stock prices down like 60% like two days. Their stock price goes off a fucking cliff. It's yeah. Did you talking about like health products and stuff like that? I don't know how this isn't like huge news. Um, I talked about it.

There's a company in Germany that has circumstantially cured type one diabetes. And before anyone, jumps to conclusions there. What they did is they did a test. It was a five-year test. They, oh, God, are you, you look at the stock. It showed him the chart. Oh, my. Yeah. They got, time to buy. They got in trouble. They got in a lot of trouble. So they, it looks like Bitcoin. They had 47 people that they did this with, 47 people. And so type one is the one you're born with where your body doesn't produce insulin. They, obviously, other countries, have a little bit looser regulations on stem cells, unlike the U.S.

So this German company took stem cells and it's like a three month treatment. They inject you with stem cells. They're like copied around your body, like your genetics or whatever. And all 47 people regrue the ability to produce their own insulin. And now five years later, all 47 are still producing their own insulin from their pancreas. Oh, why did we stop it? It's in Germany. And like, all I can think of is pharmaceutical companies are like, no.

The same reason. kinds of people fly to fucking Mexico and Turkey and all a bunch of other places to get health care treatment. Yeah. So yeah, I don't know how that's not like big news, man. Like I found out about that and I was like, they did what? And yeah, there's a German company. And they're like, it's a five year study. All 47 people regrue the ability to to produce insulin.

I don't know why that's not like flying into our country for us to start, you know, getting people. Because like type type one diabetes, you're born with it, man. Like there's nothing you can do. The type two fat asses. I'm sorry. I'm just fucking around. But them, we'll figure that out later.

But hell yeah, I'm behind it 100%. But for some reason, like, there was barely a whisper about it in like American news. I found out about it. I was like,

this is so fucking cool. They have, I mean, even for a lot of, when the FDA comes in, and they're like, we don't know the long term effects 20 years down the road.

Like, motherfucker I'm going to die in two years if I don't get it. Like, I don't give a shit. If it kills me in 20 years, if I get to live another 18 year. Like,

dude, yeah, when it is. It's like, you have, I have a death sentence, you homie, like, and you're telling me I can't do a treatment because well, it's just like all this stuff you see with like any type of like experimental research where it's just

like, this might save your life, but it's experimental and you're not a good candidate. Like, who gives a shit? If they got the money, give it to them. That's a test subject. I'll sign the release. Maybe it works. Put it here. Maybe it works. Maybe it kills me a little quicker. Maybe I become Spider-Man.

Pump it in. I don't give a shit, man. With autism, they have, I know, with stem cell and then a couple other ones. Stim cell was the big one, but these parents did. The hard part is documented because a lot of parents are like, oh, my, and they do have videos of the kids being nonverbal. And now all of a sudden their kids do talk. Maybe not perfect, but they're talking and that's never happened before. And then you have both sides. It's like, no, it worked.

And then, well, it's not tested. It's like, well, obviously it's not tested. Is there a term for that? because like I hate having conversations with people on Twitter or whatever where it's like I'll say some something that I feel like is obvious shit and they're like what do you have a study or something to prove that? And it's like no, I don't have a peer reviewed study that says it'll hurt if you slam your dick in a car door. Like I don't feel like we need that. Like what I think that falls under Dunning Kruger syndrome.

I really do. The people that are just like, no, you have to have empirical scientific data if you want to hold that point of view. And it's like, no, I don't. This seems like it's a pretty simple understanding here. That's how I'd love to tell. Like, stem cell or any of those things, it's even with writing. I'd be like, oh, yeah, we can fucking test it. My biggest thing is like needles and riding, he won't like that.

But he's doing really good. And if it was, just made him talk, he was like, oh, hi, dad. I'd be like, that's fucking wild. Whoa. But being able to show that to the internet, too. And they'd be like, I'm like, please tell me this is fake. I've just hidden this for 14 years. years.

He doesn't do the hard a day voice. He doesn't know how long it takes to fly from anywhere to anywhere. He loses that super power. Just immediately. Time to short the toy train industry.

Big train doesn't want to. Why the model train company buy the cure for autism? Big train, dude. Big little training. Big caboose.

Holy shit. Fuck. Big caboose doesn't want you to know this. Love it. Ethan, what are you been up to? Man, you're still doing your missile shit? Still doesn't have internet. I still does not have internet. Jesus. I have the best.

Pause. No, you're going to, we're going to talk about this really quick. Ethan is the only home. Everyone here check the internet speed before moving into their location. Ethan, where's your job at? It's on the internet. How fast is your internet? Download.

Download. I'm at like 1.5 gigs. Like, it's good. Upload like 30, 40 megabytes. That's not good. It's... Everywhere else in my town has fiber, except for where I'm at.

They're like, it's coming this year. Can it come any quicker? Fuck. You try Starlink yet? Yeah, they're upload that they can get in my area is only 20. Oh, fuck me. So, I checked everything.

Where do you live? The satellites can't get to your ass. I don't know. Like, it's, I'm right at the edge of Los Cruces. I'm right at the edge of town. And for some reason, like, just in a stone cave. Well, like, I mean, less than a mile from me, they all have fiber. They all, I mean, their satellite works real good.

But like, where I'm at, you bought this house. I did. I did. And you did not go, mm, what's the internet speed? But my house is really nice. I really like my house. I can just... I'm sure it's one of only one.

There's no nicest houses in any world. Brandon's first bill in Congress is like, yeah, we really need fiber out to this one place. This one specific area. Los Cruces, this one strip right here. I've like called companies like, hey, how much does it cost to run fiber all the way out to me? And they're like, oh, you know, we don't really know. It could be, you know, this much, this much, this much. And I'm like, I really wanted to be like, I will pay it.

I just, can you guys just get me a dedicated life? and straight out to my house individually. I will pay that shit or I'll do a couple of ads on my channel. So if you start seeing like me, shilling for Comcast or T-Mobile or something, you guys know why. It's because I finally got fiber. Fuck.

Yeah, no, it's. It's, yeah, we'll get there. We'll get there. I don't like that I don't have good internet. But I've gotten used to it at this point. Like when I come here to visit and I upload something for my laptop,

and before I can finish the met data, it's like uploaded and done. and checks are complete and everything's good. And in my house, I just go, all right, well, I'll come and check on this in like 20 minutes and I go like, you know, have a sandwich or something. Disconnects from Discord. They do, they do.

But I had them come out. This course, an easy one, dude. That's low bandwidth, dude. I don't know what happened. But out of nowhere, my internet just started randomly dropping. And the other day, it dropped like a dozen times within a couple hours. I was like, I'm over this. And I called them and I was like, no, you will get someone out here today.

And a guy came out and he's, like, yeah, your insulation on your wiring on the side of your house was a little bit corroded, so I changed that out, changed out the cable heads. And apparently there's some box that they install on the side of your house that keeps outside signals from getting in and your signal from escaping. And he's like, yeah, that was

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All right, hear me on, Nick. The Gangsters and Internet Service provider. Just for Ethan. Well, I was trying to pull it up. I remember hearing some story. It was like some house in like Kansas or some shit where it was like there was some glitch in the government system where any time like they didn't have the right address or something. It would just shit out this address for some reason. And this like one homeowner had like the cops showing up like every other week to his house.

It was like 200 times before they figured out what the fuck this glitch was. Like they were showing up with like arrest warrants and all kinds of shit. That's you, but with no internet. Fuck you. All right. It's a random farmer. I don't know what doxin is. What's the docks?

I did a what? A swat. Man, my corn's nice. Fuck, man. A rural Kansas farm got turned into the default pen because the geolocation company Max Mine used coordinates near the geographic center of the U.S. as a placeholder for the IP address it couldn't locate precisely. That made tons of online activity, sometimes illegal,

appear as though it was coming from this farm. So they were just getting busted for all kinds of fucking cybercrime. It was just the... You own Silk Road? I don't know what the silks are. Dark web. I don't know, man. The corn's nice.

the FBI family Kicking in his door grabbing his kids Did he traffic you? Like, what no? Did you order the orange kush off with the dark web? Homie doesn't have internet. There's no way. According to the lawsuit and reporting,

law enforcement showed up, quote, countless times over the next five years after the couple moved in, often at all hours searching everything searching for everything from a stolen truck to missing children to people trying to hurt themselves identity thieves or computer fraud suspects

just everything they were just the default location from fucking everything the definition of like wrong place wrong time you are the default for a crime on the internet would suck that's the thing is it was like because it was like internet crime

it wasn't just like no it's here it wasn't well it wasn't just like the local police would be aware of the issue. It was like different agencies from federal levels and shit coming out. So it's like FBI's here. Department of the Treasury's here. Yeah, like every cybercrime unit and every federal agency. Holy shit. All showing up to this guy's farm. He's down? What, man? I'm just going to throw it out there. We're all thinking it. But given the fact that no one died and they figured out there was something else wrong, we can assume that they were white, you know, especially being

Kansas. I'm just throwing that out there. And maybe he didn't have a dog or the ATF didn't show up. He should take advantage of that and sell the fuck out of drugs though, you know. He gets a pardon for any crimes conducting that address. I didn't know. It was his master

plan all along. Meanwhile, he's making a billion dollars of a cocaine. Farms at front. Why not? The Lord's having a good time. Got to get that hippo money. Oh, God.

Okay, Mr. Ethan, what have you been into? Started that new show with Chris Cappy, the what if, where we break down different what ifs, like, scenarios. Oh, that's really fun to watch. That's showing like, oh, hey, this is how that would play out. Next episode, what if Ethan had fast internet? Maybe he'd have a gold play button. We don't know. You, okay.

30 minute episode. I just shitting on himself. This is, you know, this is a perfect time to bring up that right before we started this episode, and while Nick is away in the bathroom, we found out Nick's favorite song is Citizen Soldier because he was a National Guardsman and they all love, they'd get chubbies to that song. I've never heard the gayest song ever. That is. That sounds gay as shit.

Dude, read the lyrics. You can listen to it, but read the lyrics and then finding out, I didn't know what the song was, but then finding out it's a National Guard song by Three Days Grace. Three doors down. Got three doors down? Yes. He's the one that just passed away.

He just passed away. Yeah, he just passed away. Read these lyrics trout. Beyond the boundaries of your city's lights, stand the heroes waiting for your cries. So many times you did not bring this on yourself. When that moment finally comes, I'll be there to help.

On that day when you need your brothers and sisters to care, I'll be right there. Citizen soldiers, holding the light for the ones that we guide from the dark of despair. Standing on guard for the ones that we shelter, we'll always be ready because we will always be there. For when there are people crying in the streets, for when they're starving for a meal to eat,

for when they simply need a place to make their beds, right here underneath my wing, you can rest your head. Yeah, you got a fat fucking head. Everybody knows it. That song is so... I'm glad I didn't know that existed. until now. It made me mad.

I hit the way. I was like, Ew. I don't, National Guard guys love that song, man. I'm telling you all of them. Right,

Nick? For sure. Yeah. Yep, definitely. My space profiles are changing their songs right now. I'm going to get a shirt made

with just Nick standing in front of something. And I'm going to get like, I'm going to superimpose the American flag behind him and get citizen soldier over top of I'm going to sell it at a bunker. It's going to sell like wildfire. Good. Yep, good, good. He's trying so hard right now, not to be mad at me.

I'm not. The, you're, the, the, Ethan's over here like, oh, I've got this brilliant plan. I'm going to get Nick so good. I'm going to use the T-shirt company that he owns to make him a bunch of money. You're like, fucking idiot. Well, please have every copy shipped. It's Ethan, though. Like, everything is you on the storefront.

When they buy it and it sits, Ethan's standing there. It's cold you. I'd fuck you, bro. You guys Can I win anything ever? Fuck. Nope. Well, you're doing the fun ones though.

You've had a couple of the ones you've done so far. So we did what if the U.S. and China went to war. That was our first episode. And then we did what if Russia continued after the Ukraine war like pushed into and shout out to my Polish people. Y'all are going to hold the line. I love the Polish. And then we did what if the U.S.

didn't nuke Japan. at the end of World War II. And I think, and I think, what's that? Bat bombs. Bat bombs, yes. But I think one of the things,

with that one, the conclusion that we came to, and I think Nick will agree with this, and maybe you guys as well, is Hiroshima and Nagasaki were like a, a case study for the entire world. Like, everyone saw that and was like,

we probably shouldn't do that again. So what we came to the conclusion of is during the Cold War, especially like 1983, we came really, really close to nuclear war with Russia. And I think that having seen what happens when we do that, everyone was like, let's just all chill the fuck out. Let's just all chill.

And if we hadn't nuke them, I think the Cold War, and so does Cappy. I think the Cold War would have gone hot. I think we absolutely would have now. So the situation is that like nukes do exist, but we just didn't use them. Yes. Yes. I disagree. Really?

Yeah. The Cold War may have went hot and we may have used nukes, but I don't think. the Soviets would have gotten nukes if it weren't for us using them. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair to look. I don't think it would have been as high of a priority for them to try to steal nukes. Because at that time, from everything I've read from the Japanese nuclear program, the Soviet nuclear program, a lot of people, not necessarily the scientists, but like the people in charge of the funding for the scientists were starting to believe that like a nuclear bomb. wasn't possible.

So like they didn't believe it. So like, because I did a bunch of research on the warlord of the war leader meetings that like Hirohito had with the heads of the army and the Navy. And the majority of the military high ranking leadership after we had bombed Hiroshima either didn't believe that it was a nuclear bomb or if they were willing to believe that it may have been a nuclear bomb were thoroughly convinced. that there's no way America has more than like one or two. Because that's the one story you said. They also surrendered because they thought we had a thousand. Correct. Because that, Marcus McDilda got shot down and he's like,

yeah, we've got like thousands of them, bro. That was a huge part of it. Which is absolutely terrifying at that time. We're like, fuck, dude. They could delete Japan. Yeah. So like, I don't think, I think we might have used them on the USSR potentially, but I don't think they would have been as like focused on stealing the technology and developing it.

So I think. So you don't think like the Rosenbergs would have existed? There wouldn't have been a purpose. It's untested material. They would have been doing whatever they thought best at the time. They wouldn't have seen something that clearly shows mass destruction a level they've never seen. Okay, now we have to acquire that. Well, this is the thing, though.

If I'm not mistaken, I haven't read about the Rosenberg, Rosenbergers or Rosenbergs. Yeah, in a while. but weren't they both present at Trinity? So like they had like firsthand, we saw this thing go on. There's more than one too. I mean, like,

Klaus Fuchs was a big part of it. But like there's multiple spies and everything. I just don't think, I don't know, I don't think they would have, even if they did get the technology, like I, I don't think that they would have been putting all their eggs in that basket

because they didn't know it would work. You know what I mean? That's fair. I can. So like I really don't know. I don't know, it gets weird. We love diving.

down that rabbit hole. I had a lot of fun with that. We just did the, what if the U.S. and the cartel, like we went loud with the cartel. Are we trying to win? Are we trying to raise Boeing stock price? What's our goal? This time. That's fair. We looked at a lot of different things with that one. I didn't know this, and maybe you guys did. Did you know the cartel are trafficking two big things that I never even thought of? Avocados and gasoline. Avocados, yeah. I did a video on that in a while. Really? Yeah, they were they were cornering the avocados. Market in Mexico. I see, I had not heard that.

I thought it was just all like illegal shit, drugs, guns, people, whatever. I think the mafia still runs all of oil. Really? Yeah. I think like. Because then it's an illegal substance that you're, you don't have to worry about that portion and you're making billions of dollars. Yeah.

I figured we would go loud as soon as the, you know, someone touched the oil. Uncle Sam is real particular about oil, boats. We care about war crimes sometimes unless we commit them. And then it's like, well, say the line, Nick. you want to say the line. It's never a work around the first time. Exactly. It's also.

I think I made a video back in like, it might have been like 2019, 2020 about the cartels going after avocado markets because they're such a profitable market. Every fucking and sorry. Oh, shit. Every person in California, you know, they want avocados. And then it spread across the United States. It's like they're superfoods and started pushing avocados.

They're superfoods. Everyone wants avocados of the cartels. Five bucks of avocado. Obviously they went to the little avocados. Alucato farms in Mexico and they're like, hey, this is hours now. I hate avocados. You know, you're going to like to hear this. I told this to Chris Cappy and I couldn't believe it.

I don't know how true it is. I haven't obviously checked this out myself, but there was a woman on the internet who said, you know, avocado tastes like clean. Haven't had one since. Haven't tasted one since. You're still not going to trick me to eat an avocado. Almost had me. Baby, you want that avocado?

I just get mad. They all have the same prize in them. It should be something cool. Just a wooden ball. Yeah, just a wooden ball. I hate that. I love my friends so much.

What am I? This is stupid. Oh, good God. Yeah, we've gotten a bunch of them. Some of them are like historical, and we've looked at some more modern things with different countries. it's just it's really cool to just table top

war game some of those situations and scenarios because like I was able to say well Fort Bliss is Japan give up though like if the nukes weren't dropped so if they weren't And I mean like obviously burnt that fucker to the ground with bats Yeah we would have just I mean we were

Part of the reason we nuked Nagasaki and Hiroshima's because they were pretty much all that was Left like there was not a whole lot left And I mean yeah you could argue like innocent people But it's also military infrastructure Where was the one that we switched? Hiroshima, Hiroshima and Nagasaki were specifically selected

because they had not been subjected to major bombing raids prior. And they wanted the data on how much devastation one bomb could do both. So they had the data, but it also showed the point of this city was untouched and one fucking plane did this. Yeah. So that was part of it. That's, did we switch one?

Kyoto. Yeah. And then that went to Nagasaki? I think so, yeah. That was like storms or... Cloud cover. Yeah. Was it Kyoto?

No, Kyoto was because it was beautiful. And the one congressman was the ambassador to Japan. Oh, I thought you're talking about like in the air because there was a second there like, it was either Nagasaki or Hiroshima was a secondary target because they went to their primary one and it was just like overcast and the clouds were real low. They're like, we can't observe this. We can't record this. Yeah.

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This peninsula over here that's known as Korea. Anyways, we're leaving by. And like, we just took our people out of Korea. This is like 1930 something. Yeah. I'm not surprised. I mean, you told the story about the one dude. It's like, I, we're not telling you about your family.

They're getting kidnapped. Yeah. Like, not surprised. Yeah. Holy shit. Oh, yeah, dude. Back then, I mean, it was just, it was half, doesn't have knots and I'm sorry like for anyone out there and you can cancel me if you want to

for anyone who's like well you know you guys did this America did this and native American genocide like don't get me wrong all that shit bad but at the same time don't get mad because people with my complexion were better at stealing territory than yours I don't like just I don't understand okay Billy Eilish I don't understand the outrage over the nuclear bombings in particular it doesn't make sense to me because like what if lane no but no it's not even that like we bomb the shit out of a lot of people at a lot of different points and it's just like nukeing japan was so wrong and it's like okay it's fine like killing people with bombs is objectively bad i agree but like why are we hyper fixated on this one bomb because of the type of but like

do you think the guy that got blown up by a conventional bomb or an incendiary bomb is any more dead than the guy that got blown up by a nuclear bomb like i don't understand the anger of like the type of bomb in particular it's one people piece of history that they actually know about. So it's like, well, that one was bad. It's like, okay, and it's no different than being mad about one genocide going on now versus I think it's like 12 or 18 genocides going on in the world. It is.

I know this one. Why, you need to also know this. And since I feel bad about it, you should feel bad about it. You mention all the other ones going on. They're like, I haven't read on that one. Because people don't care. They want what's right in front of them and they hyper-fixate on that. I will say what is going on in the modern world with like the free Palestine people and stuff like that, you know, whatever.

Hold on. That was that was like two months ago. We moved on. We moved on. We have new profile pics. Sorry. Sorry, my bad. We're buffering. We're due for a new one. The Minnesota thing got resolved. Now we need to the new, the new drop should be any minute. Yeah. What are we mad at this month? I hate that. What are we mad at this one? What flag should I put in my fucking bio this mind? And just like, I mean, being in the geopolitical space, paying attention to how everything in the world works. And me and Nick talked about this. I think it was on a kind of consensual episode. The people who when we took Maduro were pissed off, but they're also pro-Ukrainian.

And it's like, don't you see this is fucking up Russia's war machine? Like that was a good idea for us to go into Venezuela and take out Fondon. I don't understand functionally. What is the difference between Joe Biden, putting a $50 million bounty on a foreign leader's head versus just sending Delta force to go get him. Like Cody, you were a cop, right? Like wouldn't I be convicted of murder or like tried for murder if I, two options. I could shoot someone or I could hire a hitman to go shoot someone for me.

Aren't I getting convicted or like charged with murder and getting put in prison either way? Yeah, conspiracy either way. Like I'm like I'm equally as in the wrong for that person's death. So it's like what is the difference between just putting a $50 million reward on somebody's head versus just going and getting him anyways? Yeah. Like it's functionally the same thing. I just I was so impressed. One's cheaper.

I just know there's there's some like really happy housekeeper who was in that palace who was on an island right now just like counting their money. Yeah. Oh yeah. And all the people like the Russian superiority retar. Like, you will not get a better case study for like, the shit doesn't work against us than Venezuela. They just, they beat their chest. We have these radars. We have these systems.

We can see this. This makes your, your stealth invisible, which is so. That wasn't fair. Yeah. And then you used a sound weapon. That wasn't fair. I wasn't ready. You can either vomit a whole bunch or you can have suppressed 300 blackout, remove your

brain out the far side of your fucking head. fun in games until the blacked out Chinook Blair and Sosa pulls up. Which was fucking cool, man. I loved waking up to it. Someone asked. This is a new war.

No, it's over. It's done. Don't worry about the war part. They're gone. Also, they blew up a monument. On the way out. Brandon, he had a question

the other night at one of his things. and, you know, he's not here right now. So I'm kind of... Speak for him. Yes, of course. Yeah, I'm going to speak for him completely. He puts on the brain of hat. It's a poignant white.

Yeah, right? Brad is like, no, no. Hell, what? No, he had a town hall the other night, and one of the veterans asked him, it was like a female veteran asked. It was like, how do you think, how do you feel about us getting involved in other countries, like warfare like the Iraq, Afghanistan war, the 20 years? that all of our friends got called up in.

We got called up in and stuff. And Brandon's response was, if we can go in in seven minutes and remove a president from a country, I'm all for that. But I do not want to create a 20-year award that gets people hurt. Absolutely.

That was, I think, the biggest takeaway for me because I always look at things in, like, layers aside from when I wanted to break down the air defense piece and how Venezuela was just fucking dunked on in a way you've never read about. Like, when that happened, I think all of us asked the same question. Why the f couldn't we do that to Saddam?

Like it was only 20 years ago. Why couldn't we just fucking go in, yoink old boy out, be like, hey, you're our property now and give him back to his people and be like, cool, you should execute that guy. I mean, how long did the war in Iraq officially last? Like 14 years or, oh, you're talking about the actual like, oh, that was like 37 days. I'm so, I get so annoyed with this conversation of like what is a war, right? because it's like, I feel like there's a significant difference between a war and occupying a place

and trying to build a nation and trying to train a group of people to be a different type of culture. Like those are two different things in my mind. Like if you can walk in, overthrow the government and then you run that bitch, you won the war. And that's been the standard

for all of human history. If the Romans rolled up, killed all your government and then the Romans were in charge, with the army there, like the Romans won the war. What are we talking about? And so I don't. Oh, yeah.

It's like all the fucking, the shills on the internet, like you lost in Afghanistan. Yeah. By what metric? Yeah. Because all the people in Afghanistan don't have a Roth IRA. Like,

I don't understand. Like, you know what I mean? No, yeah, absolutely, dude. If I roll up and I live in your house with a gun and just beat the shit out of you whenever I feel like it for 20 years and then one day I decide to move out or you're like,

yeah, keep walking, mister. That's what I f f f, It was so fucking laughable. We used 1% of our military potential, by the way. We had rules where we couldn't shoot missiles at you. We dropped how many J-Dams or Moabs won the entire time? One Moab, yeah, one Moab.

And we collapsed. And we could drop those. Willie Dilly. Yeah. If it wasn't for our rules, America had a good old Fourth of July every day and week. The old Willie. Dude, if you drop 30 moabs.

Oh, yeah. No, I'm gonna stop fucking around real quick. I wouldn't fucking around. Have you heard the allies, like the accounts of allied forces on the ground, like not Americans? No. Like there's been like a bunch of like British and like Danish dudes that were like, oh my God, the Yanks nuked them. Nick literally thought we dropped a nuke when that happened. I do.

Okay. I have a question. Okay. For missile, yeah. All right. We took out another like narco boat the other day. And I'm curious about the exact ordinance that takes them out because you see it hit the boat and then you see like a splash zone like. Yeah.

Fragmentation pattern. Yeah. How does how does that that particular ordinance work? So from what I can tell, granted, there's not even a frame of being able to see the missile in most shots. I'm going to say that it's probably the AGM 114 hellfire, which is an air to surface that we have them on a Patchies. We have them on AC130Js. I mean, if it can carry a hellfire, it's there, drones, all sorts of shit. And it's, I think it's a hundred and some odd pounds total. I think it's like, what you mean? Like how much is a missile? Oh, uh, hellfires.

Like 170 grand. Yeah, like 200 grand somewhere in that. Can we do like a burst with the, well, this is the thing. The first one, the first one I saw that he posted a video of a mortgage, if you look at that very first video, what the fishermen do? It was the boat and there's no fragment pattern. The boat is just on fire, which tells me that's Helios, which is the high energy laser with integrated optical dazzler system or something. Yes, dazzlers. A minute dazzlers. Fucking diabolical. I hate dying of that. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, God. So, but dazzled. Pachron. The bomb him. Oh, no, where my wiener? Oh, I'm sorry. Ah, God. So, but. for the AGM 114 hellfire, those ones, since they're being fired from above, they should be a top-down attack style, just laser-guided, not thermal or anything else like that, which is an easy shot. And then those ones have a fragmentation. Well, some of them.

Some of the warheads are hit. Some of them are fragmentation. And then, of course, you have the R9X hellfire, the Ginsu missile, which is the same missile, but it's traveling. Samurai swords. Yeah. 13-inch blade, six of them at Mach 1.7, if I remember off the top of my head correctly. my favorite. Yeah.

That's just fucking wild. I love America. When I came out with that video, there wasn't, it wasn't even on the Wikipedia page yet. Oh, it's so good the shit we'd be building. And it's so accurate, which is more terrifying. Oh, yeah. They just shredded that one portion of that car. Well, the one that where it became popular when I did my video was the, who was the,

he was like one of the architects behind 9-11 that we were looking for forever. Oh, um, you're talking about the dude on the, the, the balcony. Yeah. Oh, we, we knew where the, we knew where the, we knew where the, this guy was living and he was every morning he would go out and drink coffee on his balcony. And that's when we hit him with this fucking katana missile just on his balcony, have his morning coffee done. And it's traveling faster in the speed of sound.

You don't even hear that motherfucker coming. It's it's going to hit you and it's going to hit you hard. I mean, it's, the hellfire is a solid missile. It's a, it's cheap in the world of missiles. It's affordable. So what were you asking specifically about the one?

ones that hit the boats. No, I was just watching the, the boat in particular. It was a splash on the sides. You see the water come up. Yeah. It's like like horizontally, not vertical where like the boat, the boat was pointing. It just went to the sides and that boat was taken out. So, some of them, um, mostly the AGM 114 has so many configurations and we don't even know about all of them. They do have like, uh, uh, shape charges inside some of them for anti-armor. Uh, so like they'll, they'll kind of split right before they impact, kind of creates a small fragmentation. And then when they hit,

creates a shape charge to punch right through. That one, I think, was just a simple fragmentation pattern. So it probably came down and split across that way. Cool. So it's, I don't know,

I want to say there's like six or seven pounds of explosive in there. And then the fragmentation itself is just, the, the explosive is encased in basically a giant pineapple grenade. That's why I wouldn't fuck with America. Just as a narco, anyone. I was like,

homie. I got Steve with katana blade. And he's just drinking his morning coffee. I said it a long time ago on the podcast. It's been clipped like a thousand times. I was just like if anyone else in the military had made something like that, we would be panicking. But because it was us,

the whole world's like, all right, that checks out. I mean, unless they're just innocent fishermen with their eight motors that cost fucking hundred thousand dollars apiece. Not a single net or a fishing pole. Yeah.

I just like it's poor fisherman with the nicest boats ever. Yeah, with a million dollar boats. They're not taking care of their family. I was like, homie, have you seen this new fat? I can cash fish real fast. I tweeted about it because I was just like, for a while there. Fish are going down.

Do you remember like, do you remember the smugness of people like 10 years ago that were like the war in the Middle East is all about oil? It had like how smug they were about it. People were trying to do that level of smugness about the Venezuelan thing when they're like, this is all about oil. And like Donald Trump comes out. I was like, yeah, it's about oil. And it's just like.

And there's still. they're like, did you know this is about oil? Yes, we know. Everybody knows. Nobody gives a fuck. Nobody cares. Like, everybody knows this. Do you think there's anything else out there important enough to kill and die for?

Fuck you. Oil is important. Even the civilians were like, well, I mean, they could take, I mean, Russia and everyone else was taking the exact same thing from us. Now it's just America. What changed? The guy at the bar buying you drinks is just trying to sleep with you. Yeah, no shit, obviously.

Like, what are we talking about? Like, you're so enlightened. You're so intelligent. Tell me more. God forbid we make the country we live in, Richard. Imagine that. That's fucking wild. I just don't think people realize how we got to this point.

And then it is the same people, well, why aren't they defending Ukraine more? But then is, well, why'd they take out that dictator? Which we talked about. It's like, hey, we get it. You should take out North Korea dictator. Like, there's a bunch of bad dictators, which we could go remove. But then, well, that one, hey, let's stop this. it helps Ukraine.

Yeah. But still bad guy. You're always going to be the bad guy when you are removing evil from the world. It does it. Half the population looks at the entire world through the lens of, okay, there's a conflict between two parties. Which party has more power? That's the bad guy.

They look at everything in a power vacuum and that's how they grade all of the fucking world and ethics and morals and everything. Who's more powerful? That's the bad one. Don't care. No context is required. Don't care. the weaker person was doing that was horrific, doesn't matter because the guy with the more power

was able to stop them in a manner that wasn't fair. So they're bad. Yeah. To anyone who's like, oh, we shouldn't get involved in Iran. We used to be super cool with Iran until they're Islamic revolution in 1979. And prior to that, we like, they had a great economy. We were doing good. Everyone was fucking happy. And now since then, oh, crazy, 1979, that happens. And then 1983, the Beirut bombing from an organization that has direct ties

to the fucking cuds brigades in Iran. They literally have a shrine dedicated to one of the bombers from the fucking Beirut bombing. Like,

dude, Iran is the center of everything that is wrong in the Middle East. People are going to be mad at Mount Nick,

I think you need to. Yeah, I got to go. You got to go. Like, oh. Connor? You want to come sit in?

Connor? Yeah, we can go on for a little bit more. All right. Bye, all right. Bye, everyone.

So, now we got Connor. Connor has replaced Nick. I am the fat electrician. You're OZemp, Nick. He is. All right, we got a new bully here. Yeah, with a normal size head.

So I was going to tell everyone here, we have our first foreign customer of IBCS, the integrated air missile defense battle command system. It's an acronym within an acronym. It's a program I worked on for four years. So I'm going to be very careful and tread lightly because I'm still under a non-disclosure agreement. but Poland has bought the system. Now the crazy thing, this system has been in the works for over 10 years.

And the reason why it's taken so long is, aside from North of Grumman biting off more than they can chew, you're figuring it out, but it's taken some time. So imagine this. You were in the Navy, so you might be familiar with like the ages combat system on how it can like talk to the different ships and like you can defend this ship from this ship and things like that. So imagine that.

but for every air defense system in the U.S. and for an arsenal. And you can. They all talk to each. They all talk to each other, but not just talk to each other. Because right now, so like Russia and China, they have systems where like this radar will see it

and tell this radar to find it because this is the, so this is the tracking and acquisition radar and this is the guidance. And then the guidance. Yeah, S300 has a system like that, the 400, well, the 500's a pipe dream,

but yeah. That's the one we shut down completely. Oh, yeah, well, we fucked their S300's up. Harm doesn't give a fuck about you. the high speed anti-radiation missile, it'll hunt your radar down and fuck it up all day long.

So this system is that level of tech and I love America's like, we've had that for a long guy. It's gone. And say goodbye to it. We fly in with helicopters, which are the slowest craft we have. Oh, yeah. And then leave without taking a single casualties. Yeah. Still fucking wild to me.

So with this one, it's a step further. Their whole thing, their whole mantra is any shooter, any sensor. So imagine like this. Let's say I'm guarding. the straight of Hormuz or the Red Sea or something like that. I have my system set up there. I have Patriot launchers. I have Thad tippy twos. I have just all these different sensors and systems talking to each other. And now here comes a carrier strike group. Well, I change my frequency. They get into my frequency and boom, I now have control of their missiles. I can see what their radar sees. They can have

control of my missiles. So does lead to some other issues there for like kill chain and stuff like that. But let's say a threat comes through. I have better eyes on the threat. So I'm I have a better sensor tracking the threat, but they have a better what we call PK or probability of kill with their interceptors. I can go through the channels and whatever, and I can pull the trigger and fire the missile off of their ship using my radar's data. And then as it's in the air, let's say there's an F35 up there. An F35 can grab the missile mid flight and send it all the way in. Like, IBCS is, you're passing the ball. Yeah, it's like, imagine a football player.

A ball like you're kill them. Yeah, yeah. Like between nations or? So, right now, yeah, Poland does have it. They're the first country to stand one up. It's like a $6 billion system or something like that. But Poland got on the docket years ago.

They're like, we want it when it works. Yeah, because you're also teaming up with team number one. Oh, yeah. Poland loves America. They fucking love us. They're good boys. So basically, the goal is with this, anything can talk to anything.

And so I could fire, circumstantially, lasers off of a Patriot radar. I could fire Patriot interceptors off of a Thad Tippy 2 radar. You could fire Aegis SM2s and SM2s off of a Thad Tippy 2. Like everything interacts with one another and they all talk to each other and they can pass

interceptions between each other while they're flying. Like it's dude, it's insane. No other country in the world can do this. No one else. It is the most scary Skynet fucking mesh network air defense system in the world. And Poland

got on board and we now have one operational in Guam, which if you didn't know, Guam is the most heavily air defended landmass on earth. Like anywhere in the world, Guam has more firepower. Is it controlled by people or computers? Uh, so people are the ultimate ones. Yeah. Yeah. People were the trigger pullers, but, uh, the computer systems themselves will like help, uh, de-conflict because so the main problem you run into with the system and it's really hard to do is a radar is not a radar is not a radar. Now that, let me explain what I mean there. So you can have two Patriot radars right next to each other looking at the same target in the air. That target is going to look slightly different to each of those radars. When you have 10 radars looking at the same

target, you get what's called track dueling, which you'll have one track up there, but you'll see 17 of them all over each other because that's how many radars. So through a series of background processes, it compensates for the mechanical biases in those systems because they're not all made perfect and creates one composite track across all of them. So everyone sees it the same. Everyone can shoot at the same. Everyone has the same control of the interceptors. Like it's, it's wild. If you could break that down into a metaphor for a retard like me. I was thinking the five-year-old breakdown too. Explain it like I'm five. Okay. So is this like a LIDAR system? So it's all painting at the same time. But now each one has a more clear image because

all of them are working together. Yes, you're getting a ton of data about that track. So it's like if I cite in a rifle at long distance and I hand you that rifle, you're not going to hit exactly where I hit because of that optic in the way it's designed. So imagine I could hand you that rifle and you fired perfectly exactly where I was hitting because you see it the exact same I do. But we did that like with just our brains. I changed how your brain works and it compensates for it and your vision now works how

mine does. Got it. Okay. Great analogy. So does that make sense to everybody? Yeah. So yeah, Aegis combat system has been doing that for a little while, but getting that onto the land side with all the different shooters and sensors that we have has been

an overwhelming undertaking. Like I said, North of Grumman, hats off to you guys, because that was way too much for you to chew. You bit off way too much because like Raytheon makes better command and control systems. And that's what IBCS is. But Raytheon bid it way higher. And Northrop said, we could do. do this. And it was when I was

originally working on the system, it was not good. It was, oh, it was bad. And now, I mean, I'm talking to some friends out there and they're like, yeah, no, it's working. And I just read on the news that Poland has it and they've announced initial operability status of it. So they're, because Poland has Patriot, Poland has S300. Poland has

Poland's super safe right now. Oh, yeah. They have all sorts of shit. They're just bringing all of it in. You get f***ed up in two world wars. And you learn your lesson. They learn real quick. Like, I, couldn't be happier with who got it first, and I'm glad the system worked. One of the main problems that, like, when I was working with the system is you have the contractors who want the system to work. And they're willing to, I'm not saying all contractors, but some of them are willing to like, oh, that's not a big deal. We'll fix that in another build. Oh, that's not a big deal. But the way

I looked at it when I was working out there, the buck stops with me. You wouldn't send an infantry overseas with a rifle that doesn't work. So why am I going to send air defenders overseas with a system that didn't work? I was like, we may not make it perfect, but I'm going to get as close to perfect before it goes out. And everyone I worked with it, White Sands had the same mentality. So the fact that it's out and Poland has it, they must have worked out the kicks. So we're getting there. It's eventually you could, you wouldn't do this, but you could control every air defense system in the world from this room. Yeah, that includes ground-based mid-course defense, Thad, SBX, C-based X-Band radar, the C-Bradain radar. You could fire, uh, realistically,

Trident missiles if you wanted to off of it. Standard missile 6, standard missile 2. Everything America has, you could fire from that damn thing. That's terrifying with AI. We've given SkyNet the keys. It's like, hello. I don't like any of this. Hard cut to the Afghanistan military trying to do jumping jacks.

And then what we can do. It's like, you can fire all this from a single room. Yeah. Wow. Dude, it's so wild to just see. everything starting to network together and work. And then the F-35 also had another update. So you know counterfires.

Like you've heard of counterfires, right? So counterfires is basically, enemy shoots a, you know, rocket at you or an artillery at you, you know, indirect fire. You then have to figure out where that came from. Well, air defense systems are really good at finding out where that thing came from. Like, by the time your missile is in boost phase, I know exactly where it came from. And I don't mean exactly like, oh, within this 100 yards. No, like 13-digit.

grid, I know exactly where it came from. Well, they just upgraded the F-35. So now, on top of that, jet up there, dropping bombs, hunting down other targets, it can track, like, artillery and rockets from the ground and pass that data in real time to counterfire. That's wild. Because so during the surge and all this, this is how a lot of Iraq or Afghan, they drive up to certain portions, they would drop mortars, and then they dip.

and then they just mortar the base really quick. And props to them how accurate they were with fucking mortars off just. Oh yeah. They don't even have stands on them half the time, just holding the tube. And they're hitting the base. Like they're doing a fantastic job. But they would dip because... Incoming.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. And you're fucking, oh, and then everyone would run. We'd stay. We'd check our email. Eventually get to a point. If I'm going to die, I'm doing it in air conditioning. My brother has a good story about jerking off. Well, I was getting murdered.

He's in the port of John. He's like, um, fascist hands in the West. Yeah, am I either going to come or die. That's a very specific military core memory right there. These North and Grumman motherfuckers still owe me a couple million dollars. Seriously? Yeah, fuck them, dude.

What they do? What did Grummy Bear do to you? Grumby Bear. That's what I call him Grummy Bear. My 9-11 story. Motherfuckers. What happened? I elaborate, please, if you don't mind.

He was in the military. So he Yeah, the only Navy Achievement Medal that I have is because I figured out that Northup Grumman

there was a system that's been around forever like TCAS T-CAN They accounted for like mountainous terrain blah blah blah airplanes should avoid that

and I was like they don't account for modern day structures and I got Navy achievement medal because I pointed that out wrote a huge fucking paper on it

Oh shit It could have prevented 9-11 That's the f*** joke going around And because I was a fucking E3 in the military when I wrote this paper up.

I got a nice Navy achievement medal. But I pointed out that every system, every aircraft system, T-Can and T-Cast in the entire world, they didn't account for man-made structures. And I feel like Northrop Gremend owes me a fucking couple million dollars for updating every aircraft system in the entire world. Fuck it. We're going to Huntsville, Alabama.

Let's go talk to them. Let's go. Cody was hit with a missile. I just had to air on my beef. I had to air on my beef with fucking North. Northrop Grumman. You know, that's whatever. They make really good bombers, though.

That's one thing that Northrop really excels it. They're cool. They're cool. They're cool. They're cool guys. Yeah. We got new. We love the military industrial complex. It doesn't exist because McDonald's made money.

Oh, my God. Yes. We just talked about that. We talked about that. I was like, man. Trouts crash out after that was. Oh, I was tired. When I stood up and I was like,

what the fuck are you talking about? Dude, Trout, how are you feeling about the Epstein Files? You're loving it. I know everyone

wants to know that this shit. I loved your video, by the way. That got me laughing. Just laying on the floor. Eli just put, yeah, you just put fucking Connor back

in his ex-central crisis now. Yeah, no, yeah, I've been on that train for fucking weeks. What set me off was the,

so you can go, there's a website. It's like jmail. I think it is. Oh, yeah. And it puts you into his,

uh, Gmail account. So you can see his emails, you can see his drive, and everything's heavily redacted. What really sent me over the edge was the pictures. They're all super, super redacted, but you can still, like, through context clues, pick up what they were up to. And it's just the most evil, heinous, demonic shit you cannot imagine. So, yeah, when all this shit got released, the new Epstein Piles dropped. I was like, I have a phenomenal idea.

I'm going to drink 17 beers and read the Epstein files and be horribly upset. And that's exactly what the fuck happened. But yeah, everything that's been revealed in them because there's so many. And so I was just doing like keyword searches. And it gets worse and worse and worse the more you read. And the fact that nobody's going to have people will be held accountable. Yes, of course. That was, yeah, the sentence I was saying was the fact that nobody's doing anything about this.

We're not dragging people out to the guillotine right now. It just is sickening to me. They're telling us to let us eat cake. That's what it is. Yeah. And it's, yeah, that, that's only, this is the shit I've been talking about, like, as a quote-unquote conspiracy theorist for years. and then to be vindicated feels horrible. Oh, dude.

To know that all this shit was actually happening and it's worse than you thought like makes me sick to my stomach. For some reason, I thought like the, like learning that, oh yeah, I was right. And it's like, we got them. And then nothing's fucking happening. Well, imagine what the flat earthers feel

because that's the only one that wasn't proven true. No, the earth is convex and carried on the back of a giant turtle. I've seen that one today. I was cracking up. I was like, eh. The day you said you were like diving into that, you're like,

yeah, I'm just going to look at these things today. Like five hours later, I look at your story on Instagram. You're laying in the kitchen floor, just staring at the ceiling. Listening to Orinoco Flow by Enia. Sail away,

sail away, sail away. It's hyper disappointing of knowing nothing will come to it. Like, that is the first time I feel actually. I do not like, I've been very vocal. I don't like the government. I don't like political shit.

Like military, love my country, love the military. Like the people in charge right now on the military side, you got your General George's, like amazing humans. They care for war fighters. They care for the soldiers. Government do not give a fuck about, because that shit right there, because nothing will change.

No, and everybody's on the files. They all went to fucking Bileand and little kids. Yeah. You're like, well, eh, well, I'm like, nope, don't give a fuck. Yeah. The thing that I can't stand in like when when people are getting the files and all of us are like this. I don't care who's in the files.

Hold them accountable, right? Like I don't give a shit Republican, Democrat, libertarian, socialist. I don't care. Fucking hang them up by their feet. But when you see these people, especially on social media, who are like, oh, look, here's this Republican on here. It's like, are we going to do anything about it? Like, I don't care. I just don't give a shit.

Why are you using it to grandstand your political opinion? They're all pieces of shit. All of them. Also, don't think because no one I've men is like, well, calm down on that. It's everyone doesn't like anyone that's associated with it. Yeah. If you're blaming, like, oh, well, you're defending a, it's like, no, no, no, don't give a fuck about that. Yeah.

Personally. I know nothing's going to come from it more than likely because there's so many powerful people in there. But it's kind of entertaining to read through the more. secure things. Like we know we know we know they're fucking draining baby's blood doing the adrenochrome and torturing children who and I have a very different opinion of what's entertaining. No that that's not that's not my point is that's not that's not entertaining whatsoever. We know they're doing it they should all fucking put through a wood chipper but like like some of the emails just like Epstein's like yeah Stephen Hawking's wanted to go on my submarine

so his wheelchair wouldn't fit on the submarine that we had on the island. And so I duct taped his head to a chair and we put him on the submarine. Just thinking about shit like that. Or even like he loved Fortnite and World of Warcraft like shit like that. What the fuck were you guys doing? The obscure things are just wildly fucking ridiculous. Yeah, we don't have that level of money. I never want that level of money.

If I had that level of money, I would never still do that. Yeah. You know what? What are you going on? I'm like, you know what? Still, it wouldn't be like, can't get my rocks off anymore. No? No, if the Israeli government was giving me tens of billions of dollars, I would not.

Kids. No. No. I hate to fucking, as you said, it's a while. It's like, oh, the government's corrupt. It's still, it's, duh. Yeah. What's new?

Oh, my God. It took you that to figure that out. Wow. That's amazing. As you said, as a conspiracy theorist, everything else is true. It's like, oh, look, everything's been unlocked year after year, whether that's JFK or whatever is coming out. This is just that next level of corruption or evil. Yeah, the quote about what's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth?

A couple of years. Here we are. The Pizza Gate shit was all real. Jesus fucking Christ. Oh, yeah, you don't think we landed on the moon, do you? no I think we I think we landed on oh okay alright yeah people people get pissed when I say that

who's someone yesterday was it Zach Zach doesn't think that we put yeah oh that's the one I was like Jack Zach come on I was like you think we could keep that a secret of everything that we can't keep secrets I think that's the one we would have

yeah I was like Zach you've worked for the government you know it's a bunch of just functional retards like it's you I've worked for these people for so long like people like you work for the army for 16 years. Why don't you trust the government? Because I worked for them for 16 years. Like, that's why moon landing wouldn't have been on discord if it was faked. Oh, yeah.

That was the biggest. I have an opinion about it. And thank God, Nick is on his way back to fucking Iowa. Otherwise, he'd get pissed at me. But the moon landing thing, the space race in general, was the biggest, like, goalpost shifting. The Russians killed a load of humans and animals and tried to cover it all up. But they kicked our fucking asses when they came to space travel. They every record and then we shifted the goal post to first man on the moon and we were like, nope, we got it. Because they were the first in space

or in the outer atmosphere, then in space, then orbit. Yeah, orbit. Yeah, they, like every metric, they kicked our ass in the space race and then we got a man on the moon. We were like, no, actually, that was the goal the whole time. Fucking look what we did is. Oh, yeah. It's important in that moment to point out that hypersonic

is anything greater than Mach 5 and Earth's exa velocity is like Mach 22. So just, for everyone, there who's like, America doesn't have hypersonics. Like, you, you have to go that fast to leave Earth's fucking gravity. God damn. Yeah. That's wild.

That's really fast, though. That's really fast. That's cooking. Yeah, I think the maximum speed of a GBI, which is a ground-based interceptor, which is our ground-based mid-course defense. It's our ICBM defense for the U.S. Mach 33, 34, something like that. Yeah, they're cooking.

They are moving. And that's like... How much time would take from when it passed? when you would hear it. At that speed? Whatever the division is on. We're mathematicians over here. Regular Einstein sitting at this table.

You are a fucking rocket autist. Jesus, you should know this. Everything you said, we're in the same frame right now, and I just know my face. I'm like, what fuck is this guy talking about? Everyone has their thing. Eli does cameras. I do missiles.

Cody does, I don't know, breakdown. Racism. And I crank it crazy style. Just put it in the quick of your arm. Yeah. Connor doesn't know this hog so fast. 10 seconds later. Just burst in the flames like Chris from family.

Oh, what happened? Boom. Yeah, it puts a hole in the ceiling. His hair and face going like this. The sonic boom of my coom. Oh, my God. We really do have just like the weirdest fucking cornucopia of friends, like subject matter experts on just.

retarded little things. Just random shit. Eli and Nick were talking about guns one time on the, was a kind of consensual. And I just sat there quietly. And then Nick, like, looked at me and he's like, this is how we feel when you talk about missiles. No, okay. That's true.

I love your tangents, though, by the way. Oh, thank you so much. It's always a pleasure having you down. I'll have alerted. I hear him. I'm like, I have no idea what he's talking about. I'm sure everyone else also feels the same. Someone's shut up and listen for 10, 20 minutes.

I did avionics for years and you'll say something every once in want. I'm like, I know that word. I know that word. That's what I get. That was in the book. Oh, man, aviation is, it's a really cool world. Because I, obviously, I portray planes. What's the new plane coming out?

You're talking about the F-47? 47. Yes. And then there's also the F-A-X-X, which, that one's supposed to be for the Navy. So the F-47 is going to be an Air Force platform, and a lot of Air Force platforms can't land on naval vessels because they don't have robust enough, like, landing gear. Because when you come down on a carrier, you're fucking slamming down.

And stopping. Yeah, it's violent. Really fast. Absolutely violent. So the Navy has their program that was canceled, now is back. And I don't know what's up with that, but it's called the F-AXX. And they're building a six-generation air platform for naval forces. Because right now our fifth generation can hang with every other country six.

Well, so when it comes- Is it that Chinese jet like hot shit? So the Chinese jet, so the way, here we go. There is no global agreed upon standard for generations of an aircraft. For that to be a thing, you would have to make public everything that is in your aircraft. So like there's public information about the F-22. But I guess it's like a good, maybe cars at the same time. It's like you could have your McLaren F1 from 1992 and then whatever else came in SSX 1992.

And you have the fifth generation, but they're completely different. Exactly. So what China considers their sixth generation, which is their something dragon. Don't say bad, Connor. I knew that was that was going to come out. I felt it. So red the dragon. I think it is like the white dragon or red dragon.

The bad dragon. The bad dragon. But supposedly their thing, like they're already shown videos of it flying and they're doing that on purpose because it boosts their propaganda. We're probably already like tracking those things with radars like to get information about them, how fast they climb, how fast they move, what their radar cross section looks like. Anytime anyone shoots or flies anything in this world, Uncle Sam takes notes. Like every single time, no matter where it is. And like, so every time Kim Jong-un's like, I got a new powerful mission. Like we just laugh at him.

We're like, we watched everything you just did. made that in 60s. I got to give a shout out to fucking burnt peanut. Oh, yes. I heard the funniest quote this morning. Someone in his chat said, imagine living in America. And he's like,

mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Well, we have a giant black Dorito worth more than your country's GDP. That will level your shit before you can think about it. That's like,

yeah, yeah, that's true. That guy, just really quick, Burr peanut, great people, you're always welcome on unsub.

him talking about people were yelling at him about viewboding. He's like, I don't know what that. He's like, you know who does that? Haters want to say viewboding. I joined. I want to be humble for a second. I'm going to be humble for a second. I hate, or not humble for a second.

I've went to every server, Pacific, Asia. What's the ocean? Oceania. That's the one. He was like, ocean. I don't know where the fuck that is even. I don't even know. where that is on the map everyone know who i am go for yourselves if you think i'm viewboding

bro i i jumped into one of his live streams the other day on youtube along and speaking on content creation we get on that sometimes he had a hundred and seven thousand concurrent viewers on youtube you jump over to twitch he has 70 000 concurrent on twitch it's like god damn our boys doing good and it's what we we press on sometimes it's like if you're an entertaining person. You're going to do well. Gondulators. Damn, dude. The bungaliers have been blowing up.

And dude is hilarious. I catch his clips sometimes and just the shit he says. It's so, oh, it's so good. He's just very forward and direct about everything. Black Dorito, delete a country. So when it comes to generations of aircraft, like, everyone's like, well,

six gen have to be stealth. Okay, well, what is your definition of stealth? For the U.S., our definition of stealth is a reduction in radar cross section greater than 90%. So it has to be 90% smaller. The fact, the stealthiest, by definition,

aircraft in the world is the B2 spirit, the stealth bomber, because it's 153 feet wide, and it shows up roughly the size of a sparrow on radar. So like 90% radar reduction is just the total size. Yes, the total size on radar returns. They said 99.9.

It's a pigeon. on radar. Oh, that's cute. So for other countries, so when you compare like, so America's fifth gen, you know, our premier fifth gen, the F-22, came out in 94, 96, I think. It was in the 90s. And it has a radar cross-section, roughly the size of a bumblebee. So if you see a bumblebee pulling Mach 2.2. Natural. A little suspicious.

It's a little suspicious. Like, there's a bumblebee on my screen, hauling ass. And that's if you get a. return. So that's how big that is. The J20, which is their Chinese fifth gen, is roughly a hundred times larger on radar cross section. So take that size of a bumblebee, which is 0.0002 meter squared. A hundred times more than that is what, 0.02 meter square or something like that. And then the Sioux 57, which Russia considers their premier stealth fifth gen, is a hundred times larger than the J20. So it has roughly the same radar cross section as like an F-18.

So when we laugh, it's a big bird. It's a terrible in there. So like when they're like, we have stealth, their stealth doesn't match our stealth and their generations don't match our generations. So, and we always undersell all of our capabilities. Just if you're going to read anything about Uncle Sam, like, hey, this radar can see this far. Just know that it's more.

this jet can go this fast. Just know, it's more. Like everything that Uncle Sam pushes out there is under our capabilities. But the enemy, they oversell. And we've done that. So there's, I just, I just dropped a video on Pepperbox called, um,

constant peg. And. I saw that at lunch today. That cracked me up. So Constant Pegg is a program we had from the 90s. Originally, it was in the 60s, all the way through the 70s.

It was like have something. It's an Air Force. program the navy had some of these programs too and it's where we would buy steel trade and get aggressor aircraft and instead of saying like we're going to take these apart and study them we were like these are giant piles of shit you know what we should do is have our guys fight against them so for years our pilots were fighting against actual aggressor nation aircraft they knew where all their blind spots were they knew how to fight against them like so the the mig 23 went really fast in a straight line.

Like until we built the F-15, nothing went faster. Well, the F-11, technically. Nothing went faster. It was super fast compared to everything that we had. But it couldn't turn for shit. So we would just take it into a turn fight. And that's how we would beat the MIG-23.

And we learned this because pilots would defect. We paid East Germany, I think, for the cost of a MIG-19 was roughly the cost for a new Mercedes-Benz. And we would trade them Mercedes-Benz for MIG-19s. We got to go. go back. We got to go back, guys. You want some migs? Let's go get some miggs. Give an East German a couple thousand dollars. He'll land the plane in fucking Florida. Here's some food. Blue jeans.

So yeah, we did that for years, just fighting against their stuff. And, you know, aggressor nations are like, you were stealing our technology. And it's like, no, we already had better shit. But we were just, it was as if we were engaged in some kind of cold war. Imagine that. You're out playing fair. Cut it out, guys. Stop stealing our pilots and our planes. Where do you get our nuke plants from?

That doesn't count. Well, we can't talk about that. We hung them for treason. And their last name ended in Steen. Oh, God. You know what's crazy is I was looking into that, the, whatever the Robert Steen. Or no, it was Berg. Yeah, Rosenbergs.

hate my brain's like, oh, it's a good shot. It's like two legs going, and a little yon- like the float-stop. That's not my brain. Oh, I just think the movie shots. Oh, my God. The Rosenbergs who gave all of our nuclear secrets away. Yeah.

And you know what's crazy is I thought about that. And there's, the comedy. You love that. It's the Yamaica. I've been listening to King Trout's video. too much. I love them.

They're my favorite group of people. Guilta fish in Israel. So with that, I was looking into that, the Rosenbergs. Oh, fuck. Are we back? Oh, man. But I was, I was thinking, I was like, there's literally nothing you could give away to the enemy today that would be that level of. like devastation. I could give the plans for an F-22. It doesn't compare to giving them their first

nuclear weapon. I could give them missiles, bombs, anything that we have and it doesn't even compare. So like in 1953, when we hanged their ass, or was electric chair, lethal injection, I don't even know what we did. They were hanged. They were hanged. That was absolutely justified. Well, hanged. How many means you have a big, but I think they were electrocuted. Yeah. Well, isn't there a difference between being hung and being hanged? Yes, being hung means you have a fat being hanged means you got strangled to death

I don't know I'm gonna trust him yeah I am hung if I was gonna myself I would be hanged first time yeah

oh my god yeah that's that's kind of wild to think about that they just turned over on us like that for the Russians

of all people when you have a nuclear nuclear you mean nuclear yeah but it's like the deterrent. And then no one, when you have all countries like, don't use ours and I won't

use ours. That's when you fucked up when you're like, oh, I gave that. I gave those plans away. Yeah. Dude, you deserve everything you get after that. And I mean, we even have, there's, we got to look at the pay scale because there was a kid arrested recently who sold High Mars Secrets to China. And it was

for like 12 grand. Like, the fuck? Yeah, it was not much. Discord. What's it? Yeah, Discord. And then what's that the, uh, the video game. Roblox? Oh, no. Oh, fucking, um, I'm just saying.

Oh, War Thunder. War Thunder. Yeah, the War Thunder forums where everybody gets, all these autists get butt hurt. And they're like, no, actually, the barrel mount is three inches to the right. I work on these as a mechanic. Here's my fucking mechanics. Here is that. Top secret manual.

Stop sharing top secret information about our. Could E3 stop being E3s? Just stop. Dude, Guyjin even came out. The company that made War Thunder was like, please stop putting out secret information in our video games. Like, please don't do you guys. They're a Russian company, right?

Yeah, they're a Russian company. Is it with a Japanese name? That's what's confusing. Don't pay the snail, man. Don't pay the snail. Their logo is a snail. So don't pay the snail. F1 on tech.

That's a free fucking free to play a game. It really is. I get to like BR4 and then I just stop playing because that's where all the sweats start. and then I'll just start a different country. And I'm like, I'm going to start out with biplanes again. And we're going to get up to BR4 and then the sweats are going to start. And I'm like, let's go find a different country.

That's all I do. They've never played it. I don't know these games. Oh, War Thunder. I broke a keyboard over War Thunder. I did. I, I gamer raged in a whole other fucking level. I hit this dude like three or four times right in the ammo rack with a tank penetrating cartridges

and dude just turned in one shot at me when I was in a Sherman with like, I don't know, 80 millimeters of armor in the front of it and just pulling one right through the front of my. I was pissed. I love that War Thunder also celebrated Veterans Day by announcing Brandon and then like really pushing Brandon during Veterans Day. And him going, he's like, I think they just did Google of me and thought I'm the most highest decorated veteran in the history of the United States of America. Because the ads are like celebrating Veterans Day. It's so good they did that. I hate my friends. Did we talk about the mailers last or yesterday on the podcast?

Not enough because those are I, we need to put them up, put them up Chase or Finn who is ever editing him because it is hilarious. That's the one, the arrow pointing to, he didn't. He's like pointing to his medals. Oh no, he did talk about it. Okay, he did. Yeah, he did. We didn't talk about the one that I was in.

Fucking Tony, you piece of shit. That's the one. It was the one. Yeah, it was that one. You in the background. Oh, I hate that. I've experienced that as well. It was the commercial.

I think me, Cody, and Brandon were at lunch one day. And it came up on the TV. And it's, uh, Brandon Herrera mocks military veterans. And then it plays the clip from the podcast with Meat Canyon in Vegas, the second half of it, which that was my idea. Sorry, Brandon. He hates that so much. But it plays, uh, he just said like something about Barron Trump being. tall and that was it.

Yeah. And then it cuts to, or immediately after, they pitch shift my laughed. My laughed. My laugh. Because I have like a very distinct loud laugh. But they pitch shifted it. So I sound like a fucking demon. And it like punch cuts in on my face.

Slow it down. First off, I don't laugh like that. Look, when you have to get your opponent's friends involved, you're desperate. Tony is desperate at this point in time. I mean, the guy's he's in the Epstein files. For fucking Christ's sake, the dude is in the Epstein files. My biggest thing is just being able to

that's when I truly hate a politics is once we got to see firsthand of Brandon's shit getting manipulated. Even the Brandon hates veterans. You have Eli like five seconds beforehand being like, tell the joke that I told you you should have told on stage. And then he tells

him. Got him. At an event with all of his veteran friends. Yeah, he hates veterans so much. He raises hundreds of thousands of dollars for them and autism awareness. He hates autistic people. Same. Yeah.

Also, thinking of Baron Trump as a cryptid, it was kind of fun. Oh, yeah. We don't think he's a cryptid, but it's, it's kind of funny to think about this giant lumbering figure. Father. It was a conceptual bit, and he's like seven

feet tall. Oh, dude, he's going to do fucking great in life. I just, but this is, yeah, the crypted Baron Trump always cracks me up. Slam dunking like this. If you're in politics, shit about the boy,

like, no, it's a good thing to be fucking tall. You're gonna do great in life. You're awesome. He says he's tall. What? What are you? He said he was tall. What is? What? If you're in the public eye, like, you're gonna get made fun And even I enjoy some of the jokes they make about me.

Like I did, I did one live stream where I wore the fucking tank top like Nick does and my white balance was all fucked up. Dude, people were saying like, Sherwin Williams can't even match that color. Like, dude has all the privilege. It was so good.

They roasted me for like a solid hour. You should have docks them. Oh. It's the newer battle for. would you say about me Trout You're hit me with a fifth grade insult I'm gonna tell people

Where your kids go to school? Oh my God I'm naming any names Oh my God I love this group of friends Oh it's the best group I don't know people make fun of me online I call them gay

We know I think I'm currently in the lead with the long F word on Twitter. Me and Connor are fighting over this. Who gets to say it the most. Dude, I will be. This is my word. Dude,

I'll be scrolling through Instagram reels and I'll be commenting on them. And like, especially when I'm altered, my inner Cody comes out. And like, I'll just say the most off the wall shit. Like there was some woman, she was very heavy, didn't take care of. of herself very like hood rat and she was like wrapping towards the camera and i just i i posted like ignore all the positive comments and people loved it oh man there was another one it was like a bunch of bar none goes dude bar none just i've never met jake i really want to i love that he now has just he does not give a and everyone has rallied behind him and i'm like homie you played with fire and

then you came out stronger on the other side it is amazing Forged. It kills me how people don't understand. When you put yourself in the public guy, you're going to get made fun of. Eli, me and you have known this for fucking over a decade now. Like, yeah, I accept it, whatever. I fuck up. Or not even fuck up.

Even if you're just the simplest of things that you put on social media, you're going to get made fun of. You just roll with the punches. You're going to roll with the punches. Hate no matter what. It does not matter how easy something is. it's just going to be like, oh, hey, like, it doesn't matter. Oh, this fucking, what was it? I didn't know anime nerds hate if you grade something.

Grades. Oh, dude, that started. What do you mean grade? You just have something graded. You're like, hey, I had a berserk. Like, I have that original. Oh, it's a grading company. Yeah, dude, oh my God.

Dude, dude. I've never, I was like, well, I just learned something. People really hate this. And then you have this back and forth in the comments. It's like, why are you guys so piss? is fucking weird as shit. Not me saying that. It's everyone else who are like,

you're mad because he graded it? If you would have a copy of Jared Tocel, like first edition. You have a lot of like really cool first edition stuff. Yeah. Like me and you have been like buying things and like tracking some graded things. So people like fuck with you about that.

Yeah. Berserk, dude. I was like, oh, Berserk would probably think this is cool. And they were like, what, yeah, you graded a $20 object. And then the comments were like,

that's that's the first print that's well over to $20 I assure you actually oh my god but then you get a see just everyone angry in the comments was like I didn't know this was that device I didn't know people gave a shit if you graded something if you had a 10 grade Charzard right now first edition you'd be happy yeah dude plain people are just as bad I made one joke about the V22 Osprey Oh, never again. Never again, man. And Zach, fuck, I love Zach.

He made a joke about the F-35. And he texted me. He made it on Twitter. Oh, Zach's like, what did I do? He texted me like an hour later. He's like, dude, plane people are feral. I was like, yeah, dude, don't talk shit about planes, man. Like, they are feral.

Oh, it's wild, man. I think people just like these days, they make their entire personality about a distinct thing, whether it be Pokemon. cars or berserk or just like ice even you know just like being a protest or people just make their entire personalities like i need to be angry about something because something at home is not fulfilling my needs or i don't my response was well i this made me happy that's why i posted i don't really care what anyone else thinks i thought it was cool as why i posted it and then you have that's fuck yeah see see see see and then it's still

that's why they were a piece of shit because you had that graded well I didn't even have it like that's fucking even then don't even care I thought it was cool there was this one guy one time his name was shenzhou Abe he said go outside touch grass and talk to women you know what they did they fucking killed him yeah how do you know I'm like it's like that random experience when you become a creator for the first time you're like oh I'm gonna say this this is a pretty mild take I think people will agree with it and they're like 10 minutes later, you look, and they're like, you're literal Hitler. What the fuck did I do?

Wild takes, coward. We've only been blasting the internet with hot takes. Most of them are shit. I'm telling you the other... I cast hot tapes. It's a great shirt. It's a wizard's like, I'm going to put the VR on for a couple hours. I was like, yeah, just blast the Jew lasers into your eyes.

I bought that fucking thing I jerked off to VR one time. and then played a video game. I haven't touched it since. And Brandon goes, in your room, right? And I was like, yeah, if that helps you.

We made the poor fucking I just on taking it off. He's like, why do you call it Jew Lacer's? And he has Star of David's for eyeballs. Wow. His pupils. But poor,

just covered in common on the living on couch. Poor veteran with a sign. We had him over. He had stayed with me the past couple days. And my son, John, he loves the VR. He loves the blade and sorcery. We were just, like, stabbing people and stuff.

We put it on Zach. And Zach got nauseous, fell over. We are our parents now. The going lasers were in. Well, I did the, I did a VR chat. And I thought, I was like, it'll be funny to just go talk to, because what's, what's his name? Proximity chat.

Oh, yeah. On YouTube, shouts out proximity chat. It's very funny. It's hilarious. He just goes and talks. to the demo. They're just like furry types and shit. And I was like,

oh, it'll be funny to go on VR chat and just like, around with these people. And so I loaded into VR chat. I bought a fucking, like a skin. It was just a shrimp.

It was just a giant shrimp. I paid $10 to be a shrimp. And then I immediately started walking around and got motion sickness. And then I loaded into one server. It was like a, what's that called? Fuck, I can't remember.

like role play server or whatever. Oh, RP. Yeah. So I'm in one of these servers and it's like, Widowie Princess, I was just thinking this. And so I'm just a shrimp. Like getting nauseous. And I was like, dude, this shit sucks ass.

And so I just laid on the couch and watched YouTube videos. I love, have you seen the boxing one? Boxing VR? Because it goes based on it's like this. You like, do you find out with the drill? No, they get the drill with the really long stick. Because then it made his arms

and he just turned it off and then it's a torpedo a fucking punching and it goes to quote to paint the picture for you guys in VR you're holding like you're holding

the things in each hand a dude took a drill and he put a long fucking piece of rod on it like a Looney Tunes extendo arm and he taped the hand things

to it like an airplane propeller And he held down the drill And so his hands were just spinning And he was fighting everyone Imagine doll seam from street fighters Orrish roting Knocking people out

I posted that shit on my Instagram story Like the day that I bought it I was playing a super Or hot super heat Oh the shooting guns once Yeah everybody there's all the guys Made a crystal or whatever What the fuck is that game called?

It's called like super hot Red hot Yeah super hot yeah And I'm just playing it. And in the middle of playing it, I was like, you feel like such a badass. You like you feel like John Wick doing all this shit. And as you move, time moves.

And so I'm like ducking and dodging and grabbing shit. And I'm throwing guns at guys. And I just had the like outside thought where I was like, this has to look so gay. So I set up a tripod in the living room and recorded myself. And it is exactly how I thought it looked. It's just me with this big fuck off. plastic on my head. Also doing this.

Going slow motion? She's film me doing what's the beat saber? Oh, beat saber's fun. Yeah, but you look hell again. Like in my head, I'm like, oh yeah. Outside it's like

You're just sweaty, swinging your arms around. I got to say, though, the fucking super hot cool as fuck. You do feel like John Witton. Oh yeah. The game's sick. You guys haven't gotten the meta headset and played super hot. You're missing out. It's kind of cool. There was one. I got the quest three. I don't remember the name of the game. It was free. And it's a it's a battle royale and I played one match. And it like gaslit me into thinking I was really good at the game. I mean, I was better at reloads than like the kids I was playing with because they don't know. This goes, but I got to pull like and I'm just like mag out, mag in chamber. We're good. Let's keep moving.

Oh, I forgot your left-handed. Yeah. Yeah. I played one match. I won and there was this kid. He died like four times. I had to keep resin him and shit like that. I got all the way to the end. I won.

I was like, hell yeah. I jumped into the next match. Apparently that first one was all bots. Because now there's some super autistic fucking ninja kids just kicking my ass. I survived for like 30 seconds. I was like, well,

done with this game. I'm over it. I am golden. Thank you good. Actually, Cody, if you want to close us out, we just hit.

We hit our time. Shit, man. We just hanging around having a good time. We had a good ass time. went fucking longer than I thought it was. Sure, we had a great-ass time. Are you doing

Sam Elliott? No. I'm the sad man now. I got a prostitute in the pool now. Love land man. Bye, everyone. Thank you for joining the unsuscribed podcast. I was joined today by

Eli Double Tap, King Trout. Our friend, fat electrician was here earlier. He had to head out. We have habitual line crosser here. I'm Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here today. We love you, bitches.