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It's a Mondeau! It's a Mondeau! Shut, right the f*** up and let me finish! You're welcome, I invited myself. Say, he's racially ambiguous, Brandon. His hair is fucking fabulous. Dona, a dark joke disposition, and there's a fat electrician. Welcome to Unsubscribe.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Are we ready to pop the top? Ready? We top popping? Yeah. Three, two, one. Don't make that noise. Hi, everyone.

Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap with the Sword. Nick, fat electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donald Operator. Thank you so much for being here. We got a boys podcast going on today. It's the gang. We got everyone here. We're excited. Everyone's definitely not tired. Not at all.

Half the people here definitely just didn't do two podcasts in a row. It's fine. But we get a, this will be a fun one. These are nice and relaxed. We just opened up a whole bunch of presents from y'all. That was an amazing experience. Thank you. Like all of you, we'll get them hung as time progresses. We realized half of you were illiterate.

I'm like, no. Show got back from Ireland and she brought us some red breast single pop still Irish whiskey aged for 21 years. Show, get over there. She did. Oh, I'm not like.

Show red breast. You're not allowed to drink whiskey? I'm not allowed. Why? I'm banned from whiskey. Oh, you're taking a shot with us. Dude, this is, holy shit. This is actually like, I thought that was...

That's wood. Oh, wow. Yeah. Damn. is a super nice case. I mean, yeah. Damn. It's a 21 years.

It's nicer than most IKEA furniture would actually. I was just thinking that. Shit, show. I didn't have furniture nicer than that until I was like 28. Oh, I hate. Am I wrong? That is the fucking truth. This cost more than a couch at 28.

I have never had this one. I've never heard of it, to be honest. You can still come say hi. How was Ireland? Why did you go visit? What did you do in Ireland? She drank. What else do they do there? Fight and drink.

Potatoes. I went to Ireland and I drank. Did you visit the Taitoman? I did. Tatoman? Did you bring any Tato Man chips? I have some at home. I can bring you some more out.

Oh my God. They taste like Nick's dip. They're delicious. Oh, that's, yeah. I forgot this incident. That's one of the top moments in unsub history. Oh, yeah. Who wants a tasty?

We'll do a small. Right, Tasty of one of them. We'll do a little tasties. And, show, this is directly from... You're good. From what? I don't know. I feel like she says like that.

It's whimsical and sweet. Also, show is highly impressed with Conner's Irish accent. Oh, yeah. Did that... You thought his accent? No, she mocked me. Because I said three instead of tree! See, that's good.

Yeah. Now, duck down, point in the camera, and give us your best American accent. Oh, I thought you were going to say... I do the YouTube rules I know I think she can say it because she's Irish with the YouTube rules right? Your best American accent, look in the camera and say Trout, go fuck yourself.

Oh God, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just do it, just be like, hey, what do we sound like? Hey, Trout, go fuck yourself. Yeah, see, a good Texas accent? No. Give us your best. You gotta try it.

You've been around Americans for fucking hell long now? You can't mock my Irish accent and not do in English. Aren't you getting made fun of by Irish people because you're losing your accent, though? It's wearing off. You have a, they say you're American? Yeah. That's awesome. Hell yeah.

She's not. No, we're deporting her very shortly. They can't fucking understand me half the time. Slancho? Oh, slantia is tonscha. Health and wealth. Slancho. Toncha, whatever she said.

What is it? Tonka. Tanka trucks. Tanka trucks. Tanka truck. That is. Wow. That's not shooting with you. Oh, that's very good.

Shit. What? It's really smooth. Show, thank you so much. What's the alcohol content of that? Going to be high because it's 46%. That's, okay, I feel the burn now. That is amazing.

Yeah. That's very good. And then with soft vanilla and sherry, sherry. Nottiness. That is actually what they say is the exact same taste. Yeah, dude, I'm gonna eat potatoes and hit my wife. Well, you got the right shirt.

It's tradition. Tree! Tree! Show, thank you so much. Thank you, show. It was delicious. She's T-minus 10 minutes from hitting someone. She goes home and beats Dave.

Yeah. Well, the house not. clean Dave. Dave, just go somewhere and go eat. Just trust me. Run your clothes. I'm furiously texting, Dave. Come over tonight, buddy. Let's watch

a movie. We got you, buddy. It's okay. Dave, why your pants still on? Dave, Dave, she can't hurt you here. She's like, stop, please stop it. Hey, yeah, we're all back.

Everyone's, we have two more days of chaos and then are we allowed to say what we're about to do? Yeah, absolutely. What are we about to do, Mr. Cody? Or what are you about to do? I'm getting married. Boo.

It should have been me, damn it. Sorry. What was that? And then you motherfuckers are my groomsmen. So this is going to be quite the ordeal. You have groomed us all for quite some time. Yeah, I've been grooming you guys for a long time to come out and drink with me in Charleston. as we haven't done that before.

Oh, I'll twist my arm. Oh, no. Thankfully, it's one thing I haven't done much of is weddings because this is one thing. Most of my friends never get married actually. I'm like, oh yeah, my friends just don't get married a lot of the time. So good job, bud. Breaking the cycle. I like it.

Hey. Yeah, proud, I'm a boy. It's exciting. So I think I'll do more weddings in the next month than I have, like, my entire adult life. Can you tell the story of where he took the date? I'll keep the details very, very sparse, but he's dating a very, very nice Christian girl, known her for a long time. He thought it'd be a great idea in the very beginning when they were, I think,

first starting to court to take her to an unsubscribe live show. Oh, I remember this. Yeah, do you remember? Yes, I remember this. we all just kind of went, well, that's a choice. That is a choice. It went about as well as you'd think. Hey, it worked out.

They're getting married. You know that wing place we go to? Yeah. You ever notice that there's like a reflective triangle stapled to the tree? Why is that? Oh, let me tell you this recently. The tree's not there anymore.

Oh, they got rid of it. The tree's gone. I do. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know this. Delance. Delance is the reason they had to make the gigantic oak tree reflective.

I think it's the reason they removed the oak tree now. It's the reason his tailgates fucked up. The Bernie lore that just starts fronting. You know what I heard. This guy took the tree out. The camera guy never dies, but when he tries to keep up, he gets fucked up. Hey, you know what? I'm happy about all of us just finding ourselves in our later years.

You're my best man. Aw. So we're going to have fun, man. It's going to be a good time. Plus, you know, I mean, Charleston's just a beautiful city of job. Yeah. Can't wait. That'll be a good time other than travel.

So I'm like, uh, fuck you. Oh, I thought you said other than trout. I'm like, the fuck Goddard, do. Yeah. Out of trout. I also heard that. I was like, what the fuck did I? I'm the official.

Yeah, I was about to say, guess who's officiating my wedding? King Trout. The man, the myth, the legend. That was funny, because weren't you saying that you came to him? Like, hey, by the way, like, when you said that you were ordained and you could do weddings and shit, like, was that real? Yeah, I came to him and on him. Oh, yeah. It was a very, he left that part out.

A very tight deal. And he agreed. I hate that. Well. Okay, I'll do it. So anyway, your wife. So we're looking forward to that. And then, yeah, now just catch up because

fucking Nick's doing videos. You're doing your channel that's way bigger. I don't even think you were on since Cody's launched his podcast. I think I've been on since. No, I think you're just doing shorts to promote it. I don't think I was on when you started launching the full episodes yet. I do enjoy it. The crime is fun.

I like it. I skimmed through your Pokemon episode the other day. I've yet to sit down and actually dedicate the time. but it looked like fun. It looked like a fun little format. That was one of my favorite ones to do. And it did the worst. That's always how that goes.

I know, dude. Everyone's like, I love this video. It's going to perform horribly. I was so happy talking about how Pokemon, like how Team Rocket runs an international crime ring. And I was so happy talking about that, but it was the worst one.

It's the creator curse. Like, no matter who we talk to in any industry, period. You pour your heart and soul into something. You're like, oh, yes, I want to do this project so bad. It's going to be so fun. I, this is going to do great.

10 of 10 every time. Just tanks. It's because you get too specific. You think that's it? It's like, you know, hipsters especially, like hipsters had their bands

that they listened to that nobody'd ever fucking heard of and then they would make it big and then all the hipsters wouldn't like him anymore because they sold out and became too mainstream and too popular.

It's like you're so excited because it's too niche. It's too zoomed in to what you're into. It's not broad enough. I think sometimes it will, because sometimes it's just like it's my normal shit, but like I put a lot of effort into the intro scene or something like that. Like we actually did like a production out of it. I'm like, this is going to be really fun and then just bombs.

I know exact one you were talking about too with like the most energy is put into that and everyone skips it just to get to the meat and potatoes. It looks cinematic. Which one are you thinking of? The AK50, right? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking God, I forgot about that one. Dude, and it's so well done. And immediately, I talked about it's like, they're going to skip all that.

He's like, no, they won't. And the brain's like, they skipped all. I have had that Deadpool intro that we did on the big AK-50s finished video. I had that intro in mind for like seven years. That was, I was working on that almost as long as the fucking gone. I'm like, I've always wanted to do it. Gallagher, Owen, knocked it out of the fucking park. Beautiful.

Still one of them. I'm most proud of that video. Everyone, you could see like retention dip. Like, that sequence cost 10 grand. They just went, they just hit that fucking skip button. Okay, we're, Brand is talking on a,

iPhone. Let's listen. Like, really? That's, oh, man, they used my slow-mo camera for that. Oh. Music was custom built for it.

So I'm sorry about your Pokemon. I mean, that's all it's been, man. Like, I've been doing it for a fucking decade now. And something that you can't teach the younger generation,

people always ask me, like, what's the, how do you get into YouTube? What's the best thing? It's like, it's hard to tell people, like, do what your passion is. When we do the most passionate videos, those are the ones that suck on YouTube. But we just put out, like, something. And I was like, yeah, I just got to put a video out. And those are like, those are the one out of 10. You shit something out.

And you're like, I don't give a fuck about this. Here, enjoy your slop. And then it's like fucking blows up. I can't wait to drive Formula 4 cars. So no one watches it. month. I'm so stuck for that. It's your turn. Oh, I know. I'm like, the guys will have a good time and they'll walk away with national

racing license. Definitely useful. So useful. No one's going to watch it. I don't, do I have to get one? I don't want one. No, you don't have to. It just sounds like something that'll be used against me in court if I ever get a DUI, which I don't ever plan on, but it's just like, you know what I mean? I was just going to say like having a black belt and karate. He's like, so you knew you were going to f*** this guy. You're an expert in this. You should have known better. If anything, you could argue that to offset the penalty.

I've been trained professional. Makes it worse. They're giving us a racing school to give away, which is dope. I think one or two, so it's like $50,000 for two. Yeah. They're like, yeah, we'll do that for veterans for the November when we do that whole thing. We get to give two whole racing schools. I was like, we'll do it.

That's dope. You said it's a three-day thing. Yeah, I think the hardest part is going to be The gang stays sober for three days traveling Yeah Oh, yeah Cody's just smiled Cody's popping a road

Sodi and a fucking Formula 4 car Listen, don't worry about me guys We're going to drive these million dollar race cars It's going to be the greatest time you've ever seen Cody, why are you wearing a camelback? No, don't worry about me guys It's going to be a greatest time we've ever seen Just a beer helmet

Yeah These are P is never seen this shit. Cody, Cody be the shittiest moonshine runner on the planet. Where is half the products? Why are all the mason jars open? I was just going to say, that was the start of ass car, is running booze. It's running it, not drinking it.

Well, got it on time. Where is it? I think fucking Moody just walked into the house. She was asking me earlier, I want to see Biblically accurate Cody. I was like, I don't see that shit, never. in your life. You don't see a shit. You don't see a shit ever.

Biblically accurate Cody. What time frame was that? All right. Oh, man. God, we can't even tell that story. Which one are you thinking? Cody's.

Which one? Live stream. Oh. Oh, no. I know. That's why I said. Yeah, we don't talk about that story. You don't talk about Fight Club.

We know what about Fyklow. Now that it's finally spring, I've been outside so much more than you have. Walking around, going for hikes, getting my exercise in. He does it for smoke breaks. What were you wearing? Funny you should ask, Nick. I was wearing fabletics. Does it smell like smoke? It smells like something. You take a whiff. Smells fabulous. Thank you. Turns out he loves the smell of my... They're soft, breathable, and built to last. I think I did actually use fabletics shorts during my boxing match. Did you win? Yes. Good, that's all that matters. It's because of Fabletics.

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Go to fabletics.com slash unsub for 80% off. Again, that's fabletics.com slash unsub to get 80% off as a new VIP member. I think my balls would feel nice in these. we have what you have um what's the next video you're doing right now working on crime is fun right now i'm doing swatting that's what i'm working on to be the next one as someone who's been swatted five times i think this is going to be a good one i don't think people realize people have died from it yeah that's something i'm actually looking at working on right now like we're i'm talking with some people right now about drafting legislation for it to be

a for federally for it to have a higher penalty because in my eyes that's that's that's fucking attempted murder not only that but you're putting especially if you're swatting somebody like us you're putting those law enforcement uh in harm's way directly because i don't know you're coming and you're the cops yeah you know knock me at three o'clock in the morning like things can get bad fast and that's just like it's for that just to be a slap on the wrist and to not be investigated is crazy that's a wild one yeah my project i've been working on for years is i found out who swatted me. They don't know that I know who they are, but I'm going to go

them. Well, we're going to have to bleep that part. Or we just cut to... Why would you hug them? You're going to have to run for president to pardon your boy. That's the bad news, brother. Why are you here, Brandon? Yeah, how is your run going? Are you

outrunning your opponent? The run's going very well. Yeah. Heavy competition? You know, you always fight like you're behind. It's a very safe Republican seat, R plus seven. But, you know, we're going to give everything we got. I still feel like we should all band together to help tip the scales in your favor. Well, you know, I appreciate all the support I can get. You got a huge opposition. With friends like these, man. I,

things are going very well, Nick, and I greatly appreciate that you're asking as a friend and with no ulterior motive. I know. I'm honestly, I'm, bro, the last thing that I want to see, like the best man in my wedding. My best friend for years is to be thrown into the Sarlack pit. So how about the Mets, huh? But yes, my... District 23 is going great.

Oh, no. Sure. Well, now that... Okay. And Brandon, what do you have to say to that? The race is going very well, though. Yeah, we're in a pretty safe seat. A lot of interesting developments have been coming forward to recently actually on a for real note uh at time of recording like two days ago uh another

uh sex scandal hit tony like sir a second sex scandal has hit the congressman uh yeah it was it was actually somebody you know because this last one that he like told me oh he told everybody oh brandon's a liar he's making shit up i there was no sexual relationship with me and the the staffer who you know took her own life uh yeah brandon herrera's making all this up oh wait never mind after the election. He was like, oh, never mind. All that's real. All that's true. And it happened. But it was a one-time thing. They just had another woman come out that worked for his, was a staffer of his in 2020. The first time he ever ran. And she came forward with all the tax messages. And it was rough. Like he asked her for nudes like 12 times within a three-day period. And she just kept

rejecting him. Are the text messages public? Yes. I want to just see to compare and contrast how much is game improved over the course of the years. It did not. It never improved. it did not 12 times Does I did How do you I mean

After the first His wife's got to know Or she's just Finding out in which case He's going through Career and Marital I can only imagine What that's like

It Babe I promise This one's a lie Right You got I will say One of the ballseiest Horrible

But Balzey Was Tony Gonzalez Going on that one Podcaster's podcast And being like Listen, it wasn't because I had an affair with my employee and broke up their marriage and they were separated. That had nothing to do with it. It was because her husband's gay.

That was wild. I'm dead serious. I hooked my phone into the yard. I've never seen like a more atrocious version of victim blaming ever. I was so pissed. It was insane. So, yeah, texting her. Not if done right.

right, something, maybe something, something it's cut off by the text, more moaning. What do you like in the bedroom? What's off limits? Falling asleep, darling? Nope. Good. Like, if I come...

So he texts those three and then, no, nope. If I come over, though, your panties are coming off. His text to, again, a subordinate. Somebody who worked for him. Well, his... A lot of send me a pick, send me a pick. He had a kid on the way, right? That was the thing. Apparently, he's doing all of this while his wife was pregnant with their child.

Yeah. I do. I... Yeah, he said, great legs. She says, you are persistent with a face palm emoji. He said, I know. I know what I want and I won't stop until I get it. Your picks need to be higher. Like, he... Oh, he's aggressive. Yeah. It was, it was aggressive. I retweeted that and I was like Imagine him as a master chief Like at whatever command he's in And a new E2 like little

Chick comes into the command He was doing the same shit Like Well because we've seen there he was doing it in 2020 When he didn't he wasn't even a congressman yet He was just running for office This was somebody on his political like campaign And then he did it in 2024 with Regina

And so like this is now a pattern of behavior And there are more that'll probably come out, but we know about a couple more. So, like, this is just a pattern of behavior. The guy's a sex pest. He's been a sex pest since day fucking one. So, again, God forbid, like, who knows what happened during his military career? Yeah, dude, Master Chief.

There's a fucking E-9. Well, good. Well, at least that's going good for you. Will he be able to drop out completely or resign? Because he dropped out of the race, but he hasn't resigned, correct? He is not resigned. Um, that, that, that's where things get a lot more complicated. Um, that is still an option. But, yeah, we're just kind of like trying to navigate those waters right now. But right now as it stands. Uh, so we, I, I now have the GOP nomination for the Texas 23rd congressional district. Stans, good. He'll have an advantage there. What's that? As it's, oh, Jesus.

Cool. And, um, I'm trying so hard to just play the straight man. I, I, I, I, I. I know you're surrounded by friends. It's a shame running for Congress doesn't involve actually running. What's your next video, Nick? It's about a giant. Really? Yes. It is.

It's actually about a giant. He's talking truth. All right, I'm intrigued. Tell me more. Hold on the last episode. The Hercules of the American Revolution, Portuguese orphan, washed up on the shore in Virginia, ended up being six foot six, 270 pounds.

Holy shit. Back in 1770. Average person was like 5'4. 5'4, yeah. And ends up being a badass thing, American Revolution. George Washington knows him by name, calls in George Washington's Hercules. It says they don't know if they would have won the Revolution. without him, ends up having him, ends up commissioning him a somewhere between five and six

foot tall broadsword, like a full on claymore that an ordinary man couldn't even unsheath. And allegedly he uses it at the Battle of Guildford's courthouse, which is basically like the last battle of the revolution to kill 11 dragoons by himself. Holy shit. Yeah, apparently he's a badass. Also, absolutely. You're like, I shot my shot and I'm reloading with my homie. and then you see that dude walk around the corner with that sword and you're still reloading your musket uh that's where you surrender and hope he gives a shit about war crime this is a he has a six this is a replica a replica of the sword oh my god i mean i surrender i just just cleaved yeah and then uh i told it on the other podcast but um they're fucking guts jumping into to kill the big guy in the first you know what i'm talking about yeah

When Gus jumps in with his sword. Just straight down the head. Yeah. But there was a shell a while back where like Brian Shaw and Eddie Hall, the strongmen, went around the world and like recreated feats of strength or whatever. One of the feats they did was allegedly something that Peter Francisco did where the yoke on a cannon got blown up and he carried an, they say it was an 1100 pound cannon. I don't know.

But allegedly he picked up a cannon and. carried it up a hill on his shoulder into battle to remount it. And they were like trying to recreate that feet of strength. So Jesus. Apparently he's fucking badass. It's fucking wild to me. That, uh, the, you guys ever watch Magnus? Is it Magnus?

He does those videos where it goes, like, climbing or just above and beyond with feats of strength. Do you know who I'm talking about? No idea. He gets. Magnus the chess player He's really big on climbing I think that's how he got famous

He has a few million now But he goes into Crazy fucking situations But that's always his goal Now every video is about Hey look at what this human has done I'm going to replicate that He joins Alex Honnold

On free climbing He free solos Yeah He's like I will never do that again Fuck off Again And he has it footage him freezing halfway up the climb and this is if I fall I am now a thousand feet I die yeah he goes

Alex just like walks up to him he's like what's wrong and he's like I don't know what to do no I was oh dude homie just grab right there and right there then you're good oh yeah that is just spider monkeys it up the wall and he talks he's like that was the most frightening moment I've ever had in my life and then I got over it yay we'll never do that again no no I'm good I don't think I have any inclination to do that. I think we should do a Gang Does episode where we just for one day try to do Babe Ruth's diet.

What was Babe Ruth's diet? I feel like I've heard this before, but I don't remember. I got you. Oh, 41. Is it like fucking the giant dude from the Princess Bride? What he actually ate? Breakfast.

Eggs, bacon, coffee. Easy so far. This isn't specific. Hold on. No, there's a, amounts. Oh. They're just saying eggs and bacon. Yeah. That doesn't make it the problem. Speaking of which, though, it's like that thing, I saw you repost where you're like, uh, you know, if you could get a million dollars and you have, uh, two friends that can. It was five friends to

drink a hundred beers in three days. I was like, give me junkyard digs, Connor, my dad and Pewview, and we'll drink a hundred bushlights in an episode of unsubscribe. It's insane. I've seen it. So Bay Bruce diet, a pint of whiskey, mixed with ginger ale, followed by a steak, four eggs, fried potatoes, and a pot of coffee. Lunch included two porterhouse steaks, two heads of lettuce with blue cheese, two platefuls of cottage fried potatoes.

So I'm sorry, was the pint for breakfast? Yes. Oh. A snack. For his snack, he was known to eat. somewhere between six and 12 hot dogs, often with sourcrow, several Coca-Cola's, and that's a snack. And then for dinner, he had two more porterhouse steaks, potatoes, and two apple pies. So the pint is just for breakfast.

Yes. And he doesn't drink throughout the rest of the day. Correct. He's got to have his edge by game time. So one pint. 16 fluid ounces is one pint. Of whiskey? Whiskey.

And what? That was it. A pot of coffee. Gingerill. No, ginger ale. Sorry. I wonder if it was mixed or was like 16 ounces of whiskey. Again, starting breakfast with 16 ounce of whiskey is a fucking wild concept to me.

Who's monitoring his diet? No one. It's the 1930s? Did somebody just make this up? His good luck was punching his wife before the game. I guarantee it. at that time. Jesus.

They're in 1930s? Well, they don't know. I love those pictures of those old-fashioned baseball teams where it's like none of these people could even make it on a fucking pro team nowadays. Shavy high school team. Then again, I mean, they all look like

John Day and they're still like one of the top in the sport. Watching that, well, that's true too. True. A lot less running in golf. It's like fucking daily when they did the new Happy Gilmore movie. they're like he can't know this shot

and he was just like popping shots in that shoe on the mantle in their room he said they were going to do it with CGI yeah he's like now give me a second I got this damn it did you see uh we were watching it this afternoon but

camsette wrestling with Demetreus I didn't see him wrestling I saw I'm striking dude he was manhandling Demetrius we watch he's 80 pounds bigger no like Demetrius who's like, I can't stop anything. He's like, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. He's 80 pounds bigger.

Well, I know, trust me. It makes a huge difference. But seeing Mighty Mouse just get like ragdolled, Mighty Mouse was still utterly surprised from it. He was like, what the f f-I can't stop this dude. Do you ever struggle with tiny toiletry bottles? No. Well, with Mando, struggle no more.

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And she's just like, oh my God, if this, if this post gets 10,000 likes, I'll do whatever the top comments. And there's clearly like the ones she's liking where it's like she's like the thing she wants to do. The top comment far and away by thousands of likes is shave your head, do two years in Dagestan training with the Chechens. There was one guy, it was a teenager who's like, whatever the top comment is, I'll change my name to. My comments is like, well, reads the first, the top three comments. Well, I can't say that first time anymore. Dude, yeah, it was just the worst word you could think of. All three were voted to the top.

I forget, there's like a list of like the funniest trolls that 4chan has pulled off. And some of them are hilarious. They, uh, there was a, there was a Taylor Swift concert and whichever college got the most votes, she would go do a free concert at this college. Four Chan got a hold of it and it was a college for the death. Yep. Kanye did the same thing, except it was to promote Walmart.

The Pitbull one. What? It was pit bull. Sorry, Pitbull. To promote a wall. He was going to go to a concert. Any Walmart in America,

they picked the northernmost Walmart that's like an 18 by 18 room for like survival supplies in Alaska. And he fucking went. Yeah, it's my favorite part is he was just in on the joke. He didn't give a shit. He went.

There was like some multi-billion dollar unmanned. boat that was supposed to like patrol the Arctic and gather scientific information. They opened it up to the internet what they should name it. Boaty McBoatface one. So internet historian has a great video on it like about like just business or whatever. And like it just talks about a bunch of the different ones where that's happened. Like when McDonald's opened up the name your burger.

Oh, it was it was really bad. Dude. The internet. And he pulls a goal. Crush in life. Instagram is amazing. That is the. I think they go the hardest in the comment section now.

Like, Instagram. Did you see this one? Okay. Yeah, I did. I sent this to a couple of you. A little backwards feet. Yep. The top comment.

Imagine the cops trying to track her in the snow. She has backwards feet. I love Instagram used to be. I'm like, dear God, dude. Instagram used to be like the strictest platform. And now it's like fucking anarchy. There's no rules. My favorite comment is like whenever somebody posts something that's like actually wholesome or anything,

the top comment is always, what is this doing on my racism app? Like, do you remember though? Like, you used to be able to get banned for like really dumb shit. Now it's just like I scrolled through my teeth. It's anarchy. Oh, God. It's so hard. Dude, I do it every day on my streams.

My, like, favorite pastime now is just rage baiting on Instagram. And it is the funest shit in the world. I tell like when people say, what should I do next? I'm like, join the Marine Corps. It's like 20,000 likes. It's like this guy.

So you're like, okay, you're watching him and then you just, 46,000 comments. I bet those are fantastic. I bet those are super positive. What does this say? Thank you so much,

Instagram. You all are amazing. Amazing. Oh, I love that shit. Oh, Brandon, you're going to have to deal with a lot of this, or have you had this? Oh, congressional upon it? How's the war talks going, Brandon? They're huge. It's fucking high school children.

You, man. High school kids. All right. All right. I'm going to go pee. What were you talking about, Eli? Are you getting much? Is anyone asking those questions just right now about like, hey, Iran or any of this shit that's going on?

Oh, yeah, no, 100%. I get asked about it pretty common or pretty often. And I mean, I've made my position on it pretty clear. It's like, yeah, no, like any engagement the United States engages in, like, I want the United States to win. It's like, let's show them what $1 trillion a year looks like in defense spending. That being said, it's like, you know, I have been always. on the record is anti-intervention unless we can avoid it. It's like, I don't want

senseless conflict. We've seen what happened with fucking G-WAT. We don't need to be in the sandbox for 20-15 years doing nothing, sending a bunch of 19-year-olds to stand at a gate to, you know, just waiting to be attacked. Like, that just, I don't know, that's sort of foreign policy. We saw where it got us and it's not a fucking good place. So,

if you want to stop, if you want to help combat veterans, stop making more of them for no reason. Wild idea. I hate that, like, because I can, the internet just hates nuance, because Like, I feel like those two things can be true. It's like, yeah, if the United States is going to be involved, I want us to be the best. And I want us to do the most we can do while losing as few people as possible.

Like, God forbid, I don't want to lose American lives. Crazy thought. But like, they just lack the ability to have new ones. I don't want to go skydiving. But if I do, I hope my parachute opens. No fucking shit, right? Like, that's literally the argument. I didn't want to be here.

But now that we're here, let's be good at it. I hope it goes well. I hate that that's a controversial opinion. They're like, oh, you've already sold out. You're taking such and such money. It's like, hey, no, fucking never have, never will. B, did you even listen? Well, it's politics.

Absolutely not. No, no, they didn't. Well, apparently, we were talking about in the last episode, but it already was broken. The ceasefires. Yeah, there's conversations about it right now. It's a little murky. like it's stuff like this is so hard because like you're you're having to make decisions based on information that's like

unverified so it's one of those weird things that's why i was just wondering because i got we sat down at one of your events and you got to see the young soldiers like hyped up about war and then they're like well what do you think and you're like a homie you like this because it's what you're trying to do this is your you want to experience it promise it's not as cool as it sounds and then you're like you have that level-headed mind is where it's like oh i don't like we don't need to do this we shouldn't do it unless we 100% have to but we're not sending troops on the ground and then trying to bring in a new democracy right yeah like that i don't know this

i vastly prefer what what's happening now over like again the the dick cheney level foreign policy that we saw before it's just like completely fruitless but at the same time Man, I just, I really want, I understand some of the, the reasoning behind some of this stuff, but I just really want to see a renewed focus on domestic policy. You know, a lot of, a lot of the things that got people excited about this administration were a lot of the things that were promised on domestic stuff that make America healthy against stuff. You know, a lot of that stuff, a lot of the economic stuff, the, you know, lowering the cost of gas of food, of the cost of living, housing prices, prices getting lower. Like all that stuff is like super exciting. And a lot of the domestic policy stuff, some of it's been delivered on. It's been very, very good for the American people, I think.

But there's a lot of work left to do. And I'd like to see us focus on that more. God, I am super excited for you to watch the episode recorded because what we discussed was a lot of that. It's like, hey, our dollar, what's it worth? What does he see is the biggest indicator of red flags? It's like, our money, it's going down in value. So that's what he views is the biggest problem.

He went into the entire. Roman history about it, which is fucking wild. But he just shows a, hey, here's what we've seen. Here's the problems that came from it. And this is what I'm seeing is happening in the United States right now. Oh, yeah. I mean, just look at Weimar, Germany, you know, post-World War I, Germany, like just the rampant runaway inflation.

That's, it's usually a tell-tale sign. Things aren't going well. And in our case, in the United States, you know, inflation right now is, I think, It's the number one unseen tax on the American people because it's not enough. Sorry to get into fucking policy bullshit, but like it's not enough now for the government to just steal your money. Now they have to steal the value of the money you have left. And that's fucked up. If you do everything right, let's say you save $1,000 at the end of the year, you took that away for a rainy day.

The next year it's worth $900. And you didn't do anything wrong because your government can't get their shit together. 100%. Is he zero pushback coming? It's going to be crypto. Hey, we, I mean, after our talk, I was like, okay, I'll invest into that. You had the, which one was it? I think the U.S.

government is going to switch over to stable coins and then they're going to make it global. There's a lot of talk of that. Like, I genuinely think the strategy here that they want to go for is because like right now, we own the financial system because of the petrol dollar. Yes. That's getting eroded. It's getting weaker. So I think that they're going to take and transition to stable coins that are pinned to the U.S.

dollar. And then they're going to allow everybody all over the globe to buy it. And that way everybody in all these countries where the American currency is better than their currency, they're just going to start using that on their phone. And there's nothing their governments can do to stop them. Do you think that's a good thing? It's a good thing for Americans because we're offloading our money, which is essentially our debt. So basically we're turning, we're going from right now the creditors for the U.S. can be companies and countries. Yeah.

we're making it so individual citizens all over the globe can be creditors for the United States. Right. No, not, I wasn't asking if it's good for the United States as a, as a global power. I just mean like, do you think transitioning away from U.S.D? No, I think it's going to wind up horribly because then like the swift banking system, you can, you know, cut a country off right now. Yeah. But if we get to this forum where there's one global currency and it's all digital, it could be a nightmare because if whoever gets put in charge of that can kind of do whatever they want, you can start looking. looking at things like, oh, you've already bought 18 pounds of meat this month. Your card doesn't work anymore until the first when you're allowed to buy more meat because we decided meat is bad or whatever. You're only allotted this much gas per month and there's nothing you can do about it. And for those of you at home listening to that hypothetical thinking, no, that would never happen.

You probably say that about half the shit that happened during COVID too. A lot of the shit that was going down during 2020, if you had ever brought that up in 2019, to be like, oh, you're a conspiracy theorist. There's no way. They would never force businesses to shut down. That's like my biological son, Isaiah says. Whenever you think, oh, well, the government wouldn't do. Oh, yes, they would.

I also, shout out to y'all. It is already, what, eight days into autism awareness month. Y'all are fucking crushing it right now. Because if anybody is aware of autism, It's our audience. Oh, I gotta get out of here. We love you all. You're gonna, you're crushing, crushing the numbers right now.

So y'all are changing a lot of lives this year. It's great to see. Also, we had a great conversation with the fine ladies at Autismorg. I forget which specific nonprofit. fit. She was taking over the she was handed off us.

She was like, hey, I don't know what's going on. She got hot potatoed. Yep. And then she's like, yeah, I'm looking at some of your videos now. I'm like, oh, we say retard, by the way. She's like, oh, huh.

Well, how do you do? It was like a flashbang. She was like, but super kind, super nice. She pulls up, oh, well, you guys have donated. We're trying to work with other things. It was like, yeah, we donate a small portion of everyone, the shirts we've sold.

People will purchase them, and then 100% of those profits for the autistic shirts, we donate. She looks, she's like, holy shit, you guys have donated. And she cusses. She's like, it's $100,000 already. What the, and that's just a that one autism organization. That is one of the nonprofits. So she's like, whatever you guys are doing, keep crushing life. Oh, my God.

What the heck? One of these days is one of these nonprofits is going to print us out official R word passes that I can keep in my wallet. Actually. Hey, non-profits. Just wait until we do our fundraiser next February. Also, if I can make a, glad you like shot that one. if I can make a small announcement on the podcast Rich and Taylor have just had their baby

What? Is there pictures? Yep. So they have welcomed little dick into the world. Oh my God. That's awesome. Shout out to angry cops. Little Dick is here.

Yeah, fucking tiny dicks here, dude. And as so is his son. Taylor and Rich, congratulations, guys. That's fucking awesome. Aw. Yeah, not to derail the podcast there, but I just saw that in the group chat. Hey, you ever just wake up and felt like your mattress sucks and it beat your ass, punched you in the face? That's crazy.

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This is a threat. Are you doing any more kids? Probably not. You're done? You're like, yeah, probably. Like, eh, too is good. Yeah, we'll see. I don't know.

Do I want more kids? Not necessarily. It's pulling out gay, yeah. Like, what do you want me to say? Cody, who are you? I know. Oh, no. Cody looks horn-gy. I'm going to scoot over this a little bit. Flips the table, runs on his knuckles. I need my beanie babies.

Your future wife just went, oh God. I need my bed. I think you said it on a podcast a couple. It was a few episodes ago, but you're like, yeah, I need to have more of them so they can mow my grass. Never underestimate the beanie babies, dude. To be fair, my dad made me do that, start doing that pretty much immediately. So maybe that's that kind of tracks. The beanie babies is hilarious.

You feel like beanie babies? No. No, he minced them. Como is? Oh, hell. Oh, my God. Are you going to have another one, Cody? Oh, dude.

I'm going to have so many bini babies. Dude, congrats. Stop saying that. Most people call them children. I like beanie babies. No, one's going to work the weed eater The other one's going to work the fucking How do you?

Weed eater, lawnmower That's their name Get over here, we needer It's like Willie and Liam You just, you know Oh, lawnmower, I'm so proud of you. Oh boy You have to try to get

Renamed do anything there's a new kid in there we are getting hit up about the live tour at the end of this year they started

to ask questions I know I'm like I'm like well New Jersey for shipping up to Boston definitely New Jersey fuck off

I only want to go cool places I want to do like four shows four's good I want to just just do like a four. Does anybody remember the last Iowa show? Nope.

I remember Rich. I know all of us aggressive. Dude, he was Iowa. Was that the one where Rich just like pounded the bottle of tequila? Yes. Yes. That was the first one. Which led to the second show. We went through a palette of echelon. I know

because I brought it. We went really hard on that one. Yeah. That was the one where I figured out all of Iowa smells like a fucking bowling alley. You saw three miles. of it. I saw enough. From where we stood.

Yeah. From where we stood, we could see all of Iowa. It's pretty flat. Yeah, that's true. Everything the light touches. It's, yeah.

It's corn. It is corn. Four shows, just really big venues. That's for me. Yeah. Good to go. Good with that.

I told you, fucks. Even the agents to schedule the shows are like, Iowa, it's kind of like, it's not a big city. It's not a big city.

It's not a big guy. I was like, bro, it's in Midwest. People will drive from 12 hours away. Oh my God, the Iowa show sold out in nine minutes. Do you want to do two back to back? I told you. Because, yeah, they're in the Midwest. They're fucking three hours from anything. There's nothing else to do.

Also, Jesus, everyone's showing up with concealed carries and delaying this show. And that was our fault. They're like, oh, the show's delayed. It's like, yeah, over half the audience was sit back to their vehicle because they were carrying guns. And some of y'all decided to hide it in the woods. First of all, what the fuck? Second of all, based. Based. It was awesome.

I was like, what the it would be good. Where would we want to go this time? I still think the, uh, the Ryman in Nashville. Oh. Rhyman. Being able to say you did the rhyman's pretty fucking cool. All right. So what does Adam Sandler do when he's making his newest movies? What does he do, guys?

he gets all of his boys together and goes to one of the nicest places he possibly can. Yeah, cool vacations, fun as far as. Yeah, because the San Diego show was fun as fuck. Because San Diego is beautiful. Oh, also it's a beach. Huge military city. It is, yeah, huge Navy Marines.

Charleston. Charleston's good. Yeah, we did like a Midwest, even if we go back up to Iowa or Indy, just do a 3,000, 4,000 seat venue and then Nashville.

Nashville, be good. And then we'd have San Diego? I think it'd be cool. Go back to San Diego. East Coast. One in Texas because you gotta.

There's four. Yeah, four. And let us know down in the comments where you'd like to see us go. And if you say Alaska, go fuck yourself. We're not,

no. Go to Guam. Okay, I will say, unironically, I do want to do a U.S.O show or something along those lines. Oh, USO show would do. Be fucking great.

Go to go to like some military base somewhere right out the gate. Be awesome. Iran's going to be popping. Yeah, go to Kuwait. You can go to, no, they'll put us in Iran. Dope. Well, I hope not in Iran. That depends on what happens the next few months.

The year is young. We can be at a USO tour in Iran and be like, uh-oh. I would 100% do that. For a USO show in Tehran? And Iran? Yeah. I mean, I would do it wherever. I don't really care personally, but I've already

Got close and I Shouldn't die this time around. It'd be fine. Eli takes shrap on the ass again. Yeah. I'm like, fuck, that sucks dead. Great story. Is there a civilian purple heart?

I'm so pissed. Your license plates are going to be decked out. This sucks. You get a, put a cluster on your purple heart Eli turn the other cheek No they got that one too Did you actually take shrapnel in the ass

No Okay, I was getting shot in the leg Yeah that's what I was thinking I was wondering Yeah I thought the I thought you got shot in the ass Is it like oh it's like up high on your thigh Wouldn't it? No it's like here

No literally nothing Right there Yeah Literally that fucking retardant scarf That's it That's what happens If a AK AK round kicks off of a wall.

Right. Right. Like that. It's... Eh, eh, eh, eh. Wait. Okay. Let me see over here.

Wait. Right here. Take you, I forgot where we got shot. Oh, yeah, I can see the stitches. Is it? Just crazy. I thought you got shot in the ass. Yep.

Oh. I can tell you with... Even, what's his name? homie that said he got his face blown up. Malibu Fit. Malibu Fit. It was one of the things because he did write me and I asked about that. And then he did come clear,

which I'd never hold. I don't give a shit about any of them. I'm like, hey, you're not taking money for your own shit and whatever if I can, you didn't take money and then profit from your Purple Heart. It was whatever story you want to make. Don't lie, blah, blah, blah. But I think Brandon, I told you.

So I got shot, but I told them, or Malibut said, this is what happened, but it got lost. My Purple Heart records got messed up. That's what happened to me. Like, I have a Purple Heart that hence why it played all that shit. But my purple park. Damn, Skippy. But my Purple Heart says I got blown up in an IED blast. Did not happen.

Well, three IDs, none of them hit me, though, like no shrapnel. I think out of all the people that I know that have been injured in combat, most of them have faked up records. Yeah. Like almost, I think more often than not they're fucked up. What do you, uh, did you know the, I think we talked about it actually, uh, the people that stop the mass shooter, the officers. Yeah.

Yeah, the cadets. Oh, the ROTC kids? They got Purple Hearts. Two, right? Did they? Yep. because did they get like what what happened I didn't know I didn't know the the details of that story

if they got broke my hand on his face they stabbed him a lot yeah yeah with a gerber right they killed a shit out of them shooter where did that happen at oh um it was on base it was or the college I thought it was on a base no I thought it was a college and it was a college ROTC program

Oh, okay. ROTC. Yeah, where did that happen? Thoughts like the worst mass shooter ever. 2026, old dominion. Muhammad Bala Jala attacked a reserve officers. Sounds like a nice young man. Yelling ala Akbar while opening fire.

One ROTC instructor was killed and then two of the cadets were critically injured before Jala was fatally stabbed as other members of the ROTC group seduced him. but yeah so two people got purple hearts from that yeah they jumped on with their pocket knives and just stabbed the fuck out of that guy yeah so they were critically injured yeah two deaths uh one of them was the perpetrator so yeah they think they just went to ham or they went to town went ham on his neck brandy did you see what they used the bad guy oh uh no 22 caliber glock oh god well that's a choice 44?

Yeah, I've got one of those. That's not a particularly good gun. Not a caliber side. Not like I'm like giving them advice or anything, but yeah, that's certainly a choice. I didn't know that part. But yeah, so they walked away with Purple Hearts and then Wymer through that text message he soon. He was like, they would do it a lot of people couldn't do.

They finished what he started. I was like, that's a baller. Quote. Fucking dope. Okay, this is actually something I'm curious about. Nick, you're publishing a book, right? Ten of them.

Yeah, the kids book series? Uh-huh. Yeah, how the fuck is that going? It's going good. I have the first, I have the rough draft of the first book up, like, proof reading through it. I was reading through it on the plane more.

Are you going to release in like one at a time? No, I'm going to release a 10-piece box set all at once. Yeah, full story. Damn. Yeah, so, I mean, it's basically like, uh, Characters based off me and my two sons, and it's like the premise is Nazis and Japanese won World War II, and it's in modern day, but it's run by Nazi Germany and the Japanese. And I'm a historian at a museum who basically, like, makes a discovery that the Nazis used a time machine to help him win World War II.

and I go through and do a bunch of research and they find out before I can go back and correct the timeline and then cutter and cash find all my notes and they go back and correct the timeline trying to save me is kind of the premise of the whole series. Interesting.

So it's kind of like Hardy Boys meets Man in the High Castle. Kind of like that and then every book is focused on a particular war hero. So it's like they were able to win World War II by taking out these 10, pivotal heroes in history.

So like they went back in time and made it so, uh, the plane that flew over Dick Bong's farm when he was a kid that inspired him to be a pilot never flew over his farm. So he was never inspired to be a pilot. Dick Bong, the most successful fighter pilot in American history is taken out of the timeline. So,

but the kids go back and correct that. But then the Nazis had a backup contingency plan where they had one other thing they could change to still get rid of this guy. So then like the first book is them. correcting that timeline and then every book's a different hero. It's kind of cool. It's a neat, neat concept.

Terminator for World War II. Yeah, pretty much. Forghumed with my kids. Yeah. Now I've got to see if I can incorporate little dick in it somehow, their cousin. I'm just thinking that like Terminator, dun dun, done,

are you Mrs. Bong? But no, it should be good. And I'll have a, like, box sets getting made for, like,

friends and stuff. So, Rich can read it to a little dick when he gets old enough, and Cody can read it to his beanie babies. Hell yeah. In Spanish. I don't know. I'm learning.

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immediately. And we did not watch any trailers going into this. We just thought it was a stupid movie, but it was date night and it looked like the best thing that we could watch is a fantastic movie. And my wife leans over to me and just goes, this entire movie is Ryan Gosling meeting an autistic rock in space. I'm in the theater during like an emotional part,

like trying not to fucking die. Oh my God. I just got supremely uncomfortable, by you making reference to your wife and immediately leaning in toward me. Don't worry about it. Given prior comments on the podcast. I don't like that. Oh, my God.

That's what I'm amazed. Amaze. Amaze. Did you see that by the way? Yes. I'm like, that's riding. Now that I've,

Rocky is riding. So Artemis 2 with that transmission. Yes. Oh, dude. They did the amaze, amaze, amaze thing on the official comms. Oh,

really? Yeah, when they were orbiting the moon. That was pretty cool. Yeah, as they were doing a slingshot. It was a, Amaze. Amaze. It's a good movie.

Dude, that was one of, uh, I also like, I went in with nothing. So we, I'm going into spoiler alerts. So whatever. I like, it's not the storyline. It's just, or Cody, close your ears real quick. No, I just thought it was super interesting how because the alien doesn't have any eyes and he does, um, what the thing bats do, echo location, basically. Because that, because that, species only does echolocation, I thought it was really cool, like the little details in the movie, how Ryan Gosling points out, they're like, oh, they have space travel and they're more advanced than us in all these ways. But because they don't have eyes, they don't understand radiation and photons at all, because they can't even perceive it. So they don't even know it exists to look for

it. And it's like, that's actually something that's like plausible and could happen. You know what I mean like there's some other thing that you have no way of perceiving so obvious why would you be looking for it do you so even how that species was developed was okay if this rock species existed their planet would have six atmospheres in order there is so much science that went behind the writing in the in the book it's fucking crazy i'm just glad that there's a new ryan Gosling personality that I can adopt for six months. This is a great one. And then even when they did, we've talked about it, the faster near speed of light travel,

they never explain it other than like, we can't get there. It would take X amount of time. We got that coverage. And that's how they go around that. They're like, man, we don't have to explain it. We'll just say they. Yeah, we've had that for a while. And then that's why when it refers back to her and she's watching the videos, she's older.

It's like, oh, yeah, he's going to stay young. She's going to age. They did so much science during that. I forget what he did. I think he was an astrophysicist, the guy that wrote the book. What I will say is that the much like many good things, the fan base is ruining this film because they're so fucking cringe. Yeah. Like they're just, they're turning it into everything now and I'm just like, ah, man, it was a good movie.

Just let it be that. Don't turn it into your entire personality. I know I just said that like fucking. as soon as the merch hits hot topic, it's over. Yeah. The most five out of ten film I've ever seen in my life. Fuck you. Complete.

The average film I've ever seen. It's not that fucking good. Wrong opinion. Objectively wrong. Incorrect. Okay. Everybody write this down and come back to me two years from now when nobody's talking about this mid-ass movie.

Like, well, your biggest criticism were like, I just can't believe that there was wind in that scene. where there should have been zero gravity. I'm like, I'm like, Connor, they were in atmosphere and you're like, oh. All right, well, stupid gay. That was not my complaint. It's a major movie.

You're in the fucking Avatar when Avatar came out and you're like, the three days blowing my mind. Avatar was still good when it came out. It's a middle-of-the-line movie. Two years from now, nobody's going to remember this goddamn movie. Yeah, but did you make it? Note to self, the movie's way less cool watching it in Cody's van in

Waynesville, Indiana, apparently. 8.4 out of 10 on IMDB, just pointing that out. Yeah, IMDB famously, the B-O-Indol for what makes a good film. Honestly, yeah, pretty... What's the user review? That's what I'm saying. The user rating is 8.4.

What's critic? Metascore 77 at 100. On critic? I'm gonna be a camera. fuck you in this gay-ass movie it pisses me off. I was wondering I was a show me on this fucking doll where Ryan Gosling touched you.

Dude, he touched me in the heart. I, dude, with a hammer. I cried. The visuals were good. Nick, did you cry? It was the most mid-fucking movie of all fucking time.

And everybody enjoyed this movie but Connor. I enjoyed the film. It was the most mid-shit I ever seen in my life, though. 10,000 reviews of 96%. It was good sci-fi. It was a good story. I'm not saying it was a bad movie.

There was no woke shit. It was just a good, and it was all practical effects, puppetry, like limited CGI. Yeah, that's how I judge whether a film is good or not, the puppetry. Honestly, yes. The comedy was called.

The Muppets in New York. Nine out of ten. Audience score on IMDB, the puppetry. Amazing. Jim Henson, a hero, an American hero. Connor. See you again. No, in the fucking language translation, somebody was taught. I just got in this

fight earlier. They were like, the greatest thing in American cinema, the language translation. When we break the language barrier with an alien species, it's written off in one sentence. It's Ryan Gosling sitting on a goddamn laptop. He goes, and then Bing Bong, now we understand

Rocky from the rock guy speaks fucking English. It's one goddamn second. Like you said, two seconds ago, you were complimenting the science. It's a montage. Shut the fuck up and let me finish. You were complimenting the science of this

so-called film where you're like, yeah, and they don't even explain faster than light travel. How is that a compliment to the science of this medium fucking film? Lincoln Trout famously mad that the people in Hollywood couldn't accurately figure out the speed of light and he's upset about it. So the whole movie's bad. Star Wars must fucking suck because we haven't figured out light speed yet also. Nick, misinterpreting what I just said.

I was talking about how Eli was complimenting the so-called science in the film. Play the tape back 30 seconds prior before. Nick's interruption of myself before I interrupted their podcast. I'm sorry it wasn't a gay Wes Anderson fucking movie. Accurately demonstrating all the science that we currently have, but not being able to solve the biggest questions in physics, the science must suck. Yeah.

No, uh, yeah, no, we can't explain that. That happened off camera. Wow, the science in this film. Would you believe it? It's bewildering. The puppetry.

Did you see the puppets in this movie? The puppets were crazy. They had a rock. Unironically, yes, I would prefer if they use practical effects like they did and like the fucking in the thing instead of the new gay thing that they did where they replaced all the puppetry with CGI. I think you're misunderstanding. The puppetry was so amazing. By a law, I shall strike you.

Are you mad in like Lord of the Rings when like orcs? and stuff exists because they don't exist in real life? If Eli came on the unsubscribed podcast and said, yes, the magic was perfect. They nailed that just like the book. They perfectly laid that down. And in the Lord of the Rings, they were just like, in the film, they were like, no, it doesn't matter. Like some magic happened off screen or whatever. But the puppetry.

The puppetry was impeccable. You're like a kid in middle school who's like upset that his like indie band got popular. Dude, this movie is so mid. Write this shit down. Two years from now, nobody's going to remember this goddamn movie. They went mainstream. Ever since then, they haven't been good. Yeah, people like it.

I don't like it. I don't hate it because people, I watched it and I said it's the most average movie of all time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The goth barista at the coffee shop's impressed with your opinion. Nick the fat electrician famed man for agreeing

with people. He loved when people have a popular opinion. This man has never taken a popular opinion and gone the opposite way with it. It's a mid-fucking movie. It's a mid-fucking movie, but the puppetry. What's a good movie, Connor?

You done. Tell me a good movie. Have you wrote a better one? What is your insistence that I have to write a Hollywood film? I don't know. You're shitting on it so much, right? One better, motherfucker. What's a good movie, Conner? What's a good movie?

Show us how puppetry's done. We did just go get Mr. Soft. Go get Mr. Vinsky out. We did just watch Scarface for the first time last night. Yeah, I watched that movie. He'd never seen it. The friend. The chainsaw scene.

Oh, my God. The puppetry was amazing. Fuck off. So good. Blood doesn't spatter that way on a shower. recurring. That's not what I'm saying. Jesus Christ, can I not say a movie's mid?

We're asking what's a good movie. It's just the decibels in which you say it. What's a good movie? What's a good movie? What's a not mid movie? Not mid movie? Like, oh, brother where art? That was a great film. All right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, everybody agreed with me on that. Yeah. The puppetry mid.

Did you like Interstellar? Interstellar is fantastic. Yeah. Okay. How was the science? science was good. It was acceptable. They glossed over a lot of things. They did. The puppetry, though.

The puppetry and interstellar. When the books came off the shelf, top tier. I will say that was the one thing about Project Hail Mary's about halfway through the movie. I was like, this reminds me of like a more kid-friendly version of Interstellar. It was like a Marvel made Interstellar, but the puppetry was great. I just imagine Connor being like, I don't know. You're going to make me slur. Eight.

Sitting in the movie things. with his parents watching Star Wars episode one just fucking pissed because nobody's accurately explaining how lightsabers work in real life. No, but the puppetry was phenomenal. They used CGI for that one. Oh, fuck. If you would have said four. No, no, because that was, they literally did do puppetry in the first, uh, start with

episode one because they had that shitty little Yoda. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking. Oh, no. Episode one. That was, uh, New Hope. Four.

No, no. Episode one. 13. Episode one, they went to CDI, right? The 1998, 1999, whatever that was. They use the little puppet Yoda I swore they used bad CGI I promise

It's wrong it's bad CGI I promise you I'd almost go with Nick on this one Wait which film before the bet Before the bet what are we What are we betting on? What's it called? Star Wars Phantom and Star Wars

What are we betting on? Hold on before we before we Wait let's set the terms Go on Oh God What do we want from each other Oh my God Brandon is right

Damn it! Wait we didn't set the terms Oh Fuck you Eli I could have gotten something good out of Nick. Double downed. You can't set terms after he won.

Bro, it's that bad of a difference? I told you. I, damn it. Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, we updated that, by the way. In the original or the,

1999, in the 1991, Phantom Menace. Yeah, he was a shit-ass puppet. Dude, the puppetry was phenomenal. How do you remember that? I was a Star Wars kid. I can I remember I won the art contest I drew Yoda and won free tickets for my family

which was a lot being a poor Mexican kid I'm gonna tell you this story they put it in a newspaper I I did the the reason I got into Star Wars because was because they had that like the cereal box thing where if you cut out like fucking five of them you got like a free ticket to attack of the clones I was a fat kid so every time I think of Star Wars episode one all I can think about is Dritos 3D. Do you remember those? No. They made 3D dritos and they were like promoting them heavily with Star Wars.

Doritos? Yeah. Oh, Doritos. Yeah. Okay. So I was, I was hearing three dos. I was like,

what is three dos? Oh, I remember they were like puffed out. Yeah, they were like puffed. It's like you took a syringe inside of one and like and it went. And there was like an air pocket. Holy shit.

They were so good. I don't remember that. Oh, they're delicious. Yeah, the little triangle. They should bring back. Yeah.

The, uh, you're 3D Doritos or Dritos. Episode one. Yeah, I know the internet loves when I say it. Dritos. 3D Doritos. I think that was the most passionate argument we've had on the podcast. We've talked about all sorts of crazy shit on this podcast. That was probably the most impassioned we've been.

There. The ladies were getting upset. Yeah. Remember those? That's weird. The O is before the R. No, D-R-R-R. It's R-I-T-O.

Trito. Yeah, okay. You're right. Dude, I forgot about that. Cody, you should remember this one. Oh, no, I remember those. Yeah, because it was, um, oh, shit. There was another brand that tried to, like, tried to do the same thing.

Yeah, I remember those. Something puffs. You could put them on your fingertips. Bugles. Bugles. Yeah, yeah, right? Yeah, but Ruffles made puffs. Ruffles brand potato chips made puffs at the same time.

We were all experimenting with food. It was getting crazy. Yeah. And then Shrette came out. and they made green ketchup. Yeah, let's figure out how to put more high fructose corn syrup in everything. Yeah. Have you ever woken up and felt the immediate need for a nicotine pouch slash and slash

or a cup of coffee? I can't talk. It says no nick on the can. Yeah, no nick allowed. Be gone. How many pouches, cups of coffee, or energy drinks do you need throughout the day to stop from crashing? Too many. Did those things cause anxiety or make you feel on edge?

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Tell them unsub sends their regards. Please, for the love of God, show your support. The Star Wars marketing, you could suck off Jar Jar Jar Binks's tongue. I don't know if y'all remember that. I'm not making that up. Are you serious? Yeah, that is.

It was like his mouth and you pop it open. It was a weird. Oh, is it like the gum strips that came out or some shit? It was a sucker. And you open his mouth up and then you like, jar jar, jar. You like, you like tongue. Jar Jar, bar.

You fucking shit. Not a dead ass. No, he's actually, this is an actual. It's a, oh my God. Con, do you know what this looks like? It's a fucking. Oh, no. Yeah, once you've, once you finish, it's sucking.

his tongue off, you can fuck his mouth. You can throat. Dude, you could put that on the bad dragon website today. Oh, no, Annie.

Darth Jarjar is still my favorite fan theory. Oh, absolutely. I was about to say that. He is the Phantom Menace. Yes. He's retarded and like No, no,

no. Cody just stops. he's retarded there's nothing that's period and then Nick that's what made him the best Sith though

because he was absolutely fucking retarded yeah well it was an act I thought yeah he's supposed to that's the thing it's like every

every Jedi or whatever every main Jedi is like based off a certain style of kung fu and they're saying that Jar Jar's the drunken fist that portrays himself

to be incompetent but that's why he can run into an enemy battle and take out tanks and a bunch of other stupid random shit without ever getting hurt, ever getting, he's the only character in Star Wars that can casually jump 20 feet in the air and do a triple front flip into a perfect dive and nobody's like, that motherfucker is not using the force. I really do wonder if the like the reason why he was, because he was still the reason why Palpatine was voted into power.

Yep. Single-handedly. Canonically. Yes. But like the retard, as you so called him, got elected into Congress. Or Galactic Senate. Yeah. Just, you know.

Yeah, because he was the one that said, we should hand over all the power to fucking the emperor. Well, I really wonder if the reason... I wonder if the reason that wasn't a bigger plot point was because, like, George Lucas saw the fan backlash after episode one. They're like, everybody fucking hated this character.

Like, okay, let's, like, just kind of tone that down. Well, they focused on it for toys. That's why Jarjo was... They admit that. It is, oh, we developed this character to make a whole bunch of money on action figures. Hasbro. And they're like, oh, okay. That's the only reason Jar Jar Binks existed.

Well, it's just like the little fucking ball robot, like the soccer ball robot from the new trilogy. BBA. Yeah. Which made a fucking metric shit ton of money. Yep. That was just. They started that toy slop. Way back in the day with the fucking E-Wox.

Which the, yeah, like the original films I watched. Watched them because, yeah, like being born in the 90s. George Lucas hits a blunt. What if the Viet Cong were fun adorable? My favorite character in the original trilogy is the the fucking fish. The trees are speaking Chubbawamba. The fucking fish guy who's piloting the thing with,

what's his name? The black dude from Cloud City. Oh, yeah. Lando. Lando knows like the little Italian fish. No, he's very Asian. He's his little bug-eyed fish. And then it like cuts to him and he's like, he's like, what do you think?

Ching Chong. And he's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I think there's literally a cutaway. He just goes, he, he, he. And you weren't, you weren't overtly furious that he understood him immediately? How is the puppetry? Yeah, does that come?

Does that come with that girl? But the puppetry was great. If I was a character in Star Wars, I'd be that little rat guy who hangs out on Jabba. I'm tweeting that, actually. You can't steal my joke. No, George Lucas hits Blon. What did the vehicle do?

Dude. That pullback. Motion ATSs with fucking logs. Hear me out. The fucking C-3PO being a... He speaks 10,000 languages or 100. thousand, 700,000, doesn't matter. I'd lose Star Wars trivia.

But then he can't pretend to be a god to some little teddy bears in the woods. Suck my you gay ass robot. I love these conversations. Yeah, all the girls like, oh, he's probably out cheating on me. What guys actually fucking talk about him? I literally scared

the hose. They all left the house. Not to call your women hose. Oh, no, they're hiding. She's flipping me off. The hose ran away. Who likes, C3B-Hos, Gay! I would have left 10 minutes ago, but I'm trapped in chair prison. I was going to do a back handsbring, but

locked up. Oh, fuck. Dude, the puppetry was fucking cute. So good. So great, realistic props. We don't have any good Star Wars, period now. They're all trash. Do you're still in movies.

It's all fucking Disney now. But repeating the exact same story. I, I will, it's repeat. repeating the same story every time. What is episode, was it four or five, six, so seven was a Death Star again. One, two, or sorry, three, four, five. You have Death Star, Death Star, Death Star, right?

What? Four how they end? I know what you're, yeah, it's like episode four is Death Star, episode six is Death Star. Yep. And then the new trilogy, the first one is a Death Star. Like seven? Yep.

It's just a repeated movie. It's like the Batman, the... Dude, for Death Stars are cool. Concept. Christopher Nolan. Yeah. Batman movies, they all have the exact same plot. Okay, I've not heard this.

Okay, so amazing movies, right? Hot Batman take, but go on. They're great movies. So he didn't like the puppetry? The other puppetry was ass. You like the three Christopher Nolan? Yeah, of course. fucking amazing

one two and three what is the main thing that he is trying to stop a bomb going off in Gotham and all all three times well yeah not really no please each time

first one ninja first one's a chemical chemical weapon and it's going to go off in the it already was the fear toxin yeah it was the time counting down so because it was going at the well dark night though There was a couple different ones

With two different bombs Well, he was a bomber There was a multiple different bombs There was like the fairy bomb and shit like that too though And we'll watch it begin And he counts down I know And then number three

It was a literal nuke But yeah He had to fly off and the countdown Start is the new Yep So far the only reason that they have the same plot Is that there was a bomb All a bomb counting down

And you have to save Gotham Please. Well, I mean, even in the old Adam West Batman, they have the giant like cartoon, Bob with the fuse sticking out. I remember, but we have three different movies. You know what we did in the first one? Everyone loved it.

Let's just do it again. And now it is clown juice or whatever. What? Beer, toxic. I don't know. Clown juice? I don't, I'll be honest. I see what you're saying, but I don't follow it.

Yeah. It's like, guys, if war breaks out again, they're probably going to use guns. The writers in real life need to get their shit together. Effective is effective, man. This is Cody's argument against me when I was ranting about that gay-ass movie that nobody all remember in two years. The puppetry was great. What's it called?

Drive. Project Helmer. Oh, project. Project. What was it again? Project. The guy with a hammer. Yeah.

Project. La La La Land. Yes, with Ryan Gosling. The puppetry was great. Did the Batman move. movies, even the third one, when he lights the emblem on the bridge. So he saves Gordon from the ice breaking through. Do you remember this?

Gordon Freeman, yes. Yes, Gordon Freeman. And it's like, oh, he didn't fall through the ice because blah. And then he says light it. And then the symbol lights up in the background. It's like that's the symbol of. Well, he's showing that he's there. He's showing the people of Gotham City.

Now, think about this. The third one's my favorite. Yeah, but now imagine Bruce Wayne. went there, poured gasoline all the way to that bridge made a bat.

One minute. Yeah. And locked back. Yeah. This dude stopped. Painted gas on a fucking bridge. And came back and lit it. I'll

never fucking heard Eli so impassioned about a subject. And it turns out to be. Batman. I almost threw that out of the Rome one. I was like, I was like, but dog.

No, but he, hypothetically, he's got, you know, his bat shit that, well, what do you know, that? Well, that little hover bat thing. What'd you say? Say it. Coward.

Coward. He's got the levitating bat thing, and it shoots out the bat symbol in gasoline. Light that on fire. I get that. He does a lot of... He'd still have to paint it.

That's what I think of your bat is just floating, drawing a fucking giant... As opposed to a gas can. Or he's either just sliding down, hanging off something and then painting it. Still, no matter what Batman sat there and painted a bat for hours. Batman, please help.

One minute. The things where they're like washing the windows. was dropping down every couple feet, painting gasoline on the wall. It's like spreading napalm on the fucking side of a building. The first I was like, Batman did that for that entire thing. Because that's Batman 3, right?

Yeah, that was the dark night rises, which my hot take is that was the best of the three of them. Everybody disagrees with me. The middle one, two. Gets all the hot shit because Heath Ledger had to go and OD on heroin. And now, bro, I would have killed fucking Debo's boat so quick. Who? You remember they had the two boats?

I forgot that was D-Bub. Debo had the switch, and he was like, no, we're going to throw this out the window. If I was in the other boat, I would have smoked his boat. I would have slimmed his boat so quick. He's full of prisoners, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a bunch of felons on this other boat.

I would have grabbed that shit. You didn't even know they had a remote. I sure he's a stroke. I sure his shit wouldn't have saved Maggie Jelenhall. I did that. that took hours of much y'all don't need to all right

devil's advocate he's a fucking billionaire he could have just paid a couple of those window washers guys to do that in gasoline I think the implication there is almost as if other people did that for him to announce his arrival

Batman he just saved all those cops from getting shot into the river and he's like light it like please tell me how he's the one that handed the flameters My biggest, if we're going to talk realism in that film, aside from the gasoline bat symbol on the side of the bridge, Cody, you were a police officer.

Hypothetically, let's say there's a terrorist who is assembling a group of nerduels in the underground subway system in a city. Would you, again, hypothetically, take every police officer in the city and have them go investigate simultaneously? yeah yeah yeah also again Batman also killed me about that Batman also thought before I do that

before I save these guys because they he barely saved them he painted that fucking gas thing also we just that also killed me that whole part where they took every cop underground where every cop's just like

hey dude yeah how you go you go good job commission Did everybody got battery? I'm a commissure going. And they're just

Boo, Bo, bo, bo, bo, bo. Also, we're just like really, really just moving past the fact that Bain was able to enrich uranium and develop a thermonuclear weapon. No, he got it from

Fokistan or whatever. They talk about it in the movie. No, no, yeah, it was a It was a, he, they talked about it in the movie because he stole it from one of the nine nuclear powers. Yeah. is 2,000 years ago.

Durkistan, Herka-Jerkistan, fuckistan. We all know them. We all love them. It's still a cool opening to a movie, though. It won't hurt me. What was the whole line? If I take that mask, I was such a good actor. He's like, if I take that mask off of you. It will be extraordinarily painful.

For you. If I fuck you in the ass, would it hurt? Probably. For you. Hold on number one. I saw that movie in the original theater cut before they recut it. They had to re-dub the entire fucking film,

like the original Zach Snyder's bad. Yeah, Zach Snyder, original director of that Christopher Nolan film, went and saw it the first time. And I walked in, and there were like, there were a decent amount of people in the theater. But it was that first scene on the plane that Cody's talking about,

and it's, uh, Bain comes on, and he's like, and everybody in the theater was like, like we're making eye contact with each other Oh, I remember Are we all agreeing? We can't understand what the fuck he's saying? I don't know why they

did that in the first place Because if you go back and you watch the original cuts of that movie Like the original voiceover, it's bad The Zach Snyder cut, yeah. Yeah, exactly. It was a Justice League cut of Batman. I forget why they did,

but they did fix it after. It's because he couldn't fucking understand what he was saying. That's why they released it and it was like, we can't understand what the fucking saying. I just don't understand how he sat down. He's like, that's perfect.

Because that got approved by a fuck ton of people to go to movie theaters for a release. And he's like, it's perfect. Like, dude, I'm so deaf. I have to watch movies with subtitles on anyway. Did you see that they're talking about offering that in theaters now? What? Like subtitles on movies? No.

I hope not. If they play subtitles and films and movies, I'm going to leave. I don't like that. I agree. I can't wait until we're in a bar fight. And then Connor, Connor's hammer face, screaming Batman things.

And then I goes and I'm like, someone has to stay in the records, brother. I can't wait. We all sprint out the front of you. I can't wait until we're all sitting here beat up after a bar fight and we decide to come film a podcast after. And I get to listen to Connor,

pissed off and yelling. It was the most miss. bar fight ever. It wasn't that big of a deal. The puppetry. The puppetry was amazing. Dude, there was nobody worth... I don't know why we got in the fight in the first place.

The Zach Snyder cut in this bar fight. Nick choked some guy out with some choke. Nobody bothered to explain how he did it. We just accepted the fact that Nick choked a guy out. And now we posted bail and we're here. I'm fucking pissed about it. Somebody posted a comment on... It was one of the unsubbed...

clip channels, or y'all's clip channel, I guess. And that would be on sub, yes? Yeah, well, shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ. Dude, I don't know how you work with this fucking guy. You live with them.

I don't. Shit. Sorry, comment. Clay. Nick digresses. but somebody commented and they were like why does trout always look like he just got in a bar fight last week?

And it was on the video where I had got punched in the face the night before. It was like, oh man. That did happen. I forgot about it. Yeah, I got the scars for it and everything. Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play? What was that play called?

My cousin who got shot in the back of the head. I hear the puppetry was fantastic. Sixth semper the puppetry and all that I think that's a good gang episode puppetry and bat signals it was certainly a gang episode you're welcome I invited myself oh shit admins here

Cody closes out you beautiful son of a bitch bye everyone thank you for joining the unsubscribe podcast I was joining by Eli Double Tap Pet Electrician King Trout Brandon around myself Donald operator Thank you for being there. Bye.