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That's the new one. Cody, you ready? Killer out. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap. Nick the fat electrician, ginger billy. King Trout.

Myself, Donate Operator. Thank you so much for being here. My man, what is up? How is doing? It's good to be here, fellas. 20-hour trick from South Carolina. But we're here. 20 hours.

Do you walk? Oh, drove. Drove, man. He was a really fast. Me and my boy wanted to take us a road trip for some bonding time. Dude, that's a rad road trip with your way. Yeah, dude, that's cool of shit. Monsooned, the whole way.

Whole way, dude, good times. Did you got to stop anywhere cool that he really liked? No. No, we passed like 47 Buckeys, but we did not stop at one of them. A true father son. Yeah, that's it, man. He had to pee in a bottle. Just AMFMFM radio.

entire time. Yeah, man. You know, old school. Like my daddy used to do me. Oh, you got to pee in the bottle? Yeah, he did. Oh, good. Actually, we were both peeing in bottles at the same time. Yeah, we were part at a park, actually. We could go inside right in front of an elementary school. I was in the driver's seat going down to interstate, you know, and in the body, he was in a back seat, like, I was hitting the brakes, making sure he can really. That's why you get the white mouth Gatorade bottle. I got to put out in my truck now. So, you got you got a bully your kid before someone else does. Yeah, man. Yeah, it's only fair. You know, make him tough.

Mr. Ginger. Sir Ginger. It's Billy to you. So, uh, huh? No, that's not, Mr. Billy to you, sir. Mr. Billy. Mr. Hillbilly. Yeah. Now, you, uh, tell the people just if you're new to you, who you are, what you do.

I am a stand-up comedian first, okay? Content creator second. All over YouTube, Facebook, TikTok, you Google me, you'll find me. I've been doing it for about nine years now. started out before everybody and their mom I thought they was a creator and uh that's that's what i do yeah only fans are really monom only fans girls are really monetizing the content creator they are man i don't even want to call myself that anymore no no i don't even want to call myself a content creator anymore i hate that i mean speak about that i need a word that conveys the

message my dad watches my content and that's not weird really what i need like hmm god let's let the Fun influencer. I hate that one. I don't think there's... It's just not a good word, man. It's not. Because I'm not influencing anybody to do anything.

Every time I do it, I get called a manipulator. Yeah, really, right? Propagicist, gas lighter. What else is that bitch called me? Babe, I'm an influencer. I'm sorry I influenced you. That's what I do. Bitch wife.

Yeah, my bitch ex-wife. Okay, so what got you going into comedy first? Really, it was never a plan. I didn't, I was working at the hospital. I was a respiratory therapist for 12 years. Oh, that is a career shift. Yeah, that's scary, right? Absolutely scary to think I was intubating, saving lives.

And went from there and just made a video one day, and it blew up. And I was like, I might actually have a talent for this. And then after that, dude, I just did that. And then COVID hit, and that was when I really kind of. kind of blew up and just kept on trucking, dude. What was the video that popped off? Oh, man. Dale Earnhardt Jr. retired from NASCAR, and every redneck was sad.

And I made a video about that, and it blew up. And then I wore a romper. I don't know if y'all fellas remember the male romper cranes back in the 2017-18. This is a crazy thing. See, we just didn't do it. Well, I did. I know. I did. And man, look where I'm at now. Cross dressing gets you places, dude. Okay.

All you have to do is dress up like a 220-pound baby. That's it, man. I went to J.C. penny and bought me a romper, dude, and put that sucker on, and the rest is history. So you just made a video just sad about it? Well, I was holding my AR-15, too, though. Good choice. Yeah, I had the mags in the pockets. And I just showed how versatile the romper was. Tactical romper. Yeah, man. It was a tactical romper. That's actually what people called it. No shit. Seriously, yes. I still cannot believe the rompers were ever popular, ever with anybody. No.

No, the fact that men thought it would be a good idea to make rompers. Not even men, women. You get naked to get to go piss. I like women in romper. I think it's hot. What if we had to get naked in public restrooms to take a piss? Many a time, I've put on a shirt and thought, what if my shirt was also pants? I mean, I like the rompers, man.

Two for one deal. I think they're hot. What do you think? I mean, there's a, there's a, I mean, it depends on the deal. Well, there's a limit, too. I mean, you can look good and then you can look like the big show. You know what I'm saying? How here you are you?

There's a line there, if you know what I'm saying, where the rompers look good and they don't look. The big show is a great. Now that visual shit is a big show. It's walking around in his whack romper. It's not a romper. It's a sling thing. Three hours get ready to just look like big show. That's sad right there, man.

That's so good. Okay. Fuck. That is what? How long did you go to school for your previous job? Because that is a wild transition. We've seen it before. Yeah.

So I got straight out of high school and being the scholar that I am. I went straight into respiratory school at 17 and I took all of my prerex alone with my medical classes and was done within two years. Where most people do four prerex two, respiratory two, I just did it all in two. And graduated when I was 19. Okay. A little bit of intelligence there, huh? No doubt. So that was just like... Not bragging. Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know how I do it or did it to this day because I tried to go back to school for a physician assistant and within a semester I quit because I was like I cannot retain anything anymore.

You know, so it could have been the alcoholic influence too that was holding me back from my education. But besides that, you know. Besides that, everything was good. Yeah. You came out of college then, or your trade school essentially, right? Yes. With a salary. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I was, I mean, 19 years old making what a restory therapist makes.

I was bawling, son, living with mama, you know. You're saving money, man. You're like, hey, I'm good. Yeah, had me a nice truck, too. Looking good. That's one, Matt Frazier, CrossFit, Matt, like five-time world champion, Matt. He lived with his mom for, like, the first two games. I was like, wait, what?

He's like, yeah, I still live in my mom's basement. Get the fuck out of here. That's a crossfit guy. I can say, yeah, that makes sense. If it was socially acceptable, I'd still live with my mom. I love that woman. Yeah, me too, dude. I'd deal with a house across the pasture from my mama.

Hell of nice. Yeah, I can yell and she can hear me. It's nice. Now, you went into YouTube comedy and how long have you been doing YouTube? And Facebook's your main thing, right? Well, sorry, you do stand up, too. I do. Did you start that first, or did that come after YouTube?

That came like a year after. Okay. Yeah. I never wanted to just be a YouTuber and I felt like stand up was a challenge. And y'all guys know, you get on a stage. Y'all know. Cody loves being on sit. It's so good.

And I can tell by how much he talks on here. He loves to be in front of a mic. Damn, dude. Even the guests are calling me. I'm like, you just have him here to look awkward or what are we doing here? I mean, he's, you should have some sunglasses that have the eyes on the outside? I haven't for him. We can't at Bernie's him.

someone in the comments just turned his head someone of the comments said I'm the podcast cuck just sit in the chair and watch it happen yeah that's not right

keep talking yeah I'm so close to finish you I'm just kind of like I'm just looking over waiting for a reaction from him

he's just like I'm like you just don't want to be here man you can't them welcome to Texas yeah it's all right it's good to meet you

by the way Oh shit, I forgot. I just seen highlights. I've seen you just stand up, though. Yeah, you had. I went out and saw in Iowa. You did. Shiny?

What is this? Your all. It's makeup. Oh, I'm oily. Yeah. I just seen everyone's reflection. Really? Growth hormone to make you shine.

Yeah, you came and saw me. That was, man. I think I'd been in it maybe two or three years when you came. Yeah, I was going to say your set was good. Like, your set was dialed in. Thank you. And I feel like I'm much better now. You know, it's practice.

Yeah. You know, and I'm on a different. I'm on a different set now, too, but I just love the challenge of going up on a stage and seeing, because, man, y'all know, it is so diluted with content creators now. There's so many people that call themselves a comedian. I'm like, bro, you've never been on a stage and you call yourself a comedian because you do reaction videos. So, I don't know, it's a sense of pride getting on stage and be able to make people laugh. And it's a good, you know, good income.

It is significantly harder. Even what you're doing is harder than what we do. Because like, if I'm having a bad day or my joke flops, I've got four or five other buddies on stage that are there to jump in at the moment. You're standing up there by yourself and you, especially in literally short shorts and boots. Yeah. And no shirt. Yeah, dude. Like, you were actually standing up there naked in front of 500 people.

Like, you got no backup. If it goes sideways, you're just there. It is. But it's a thrill. I love it. I do. I enjoy it. And it's my, this will be my sixth year, I think, going into.

it. So yeah, man. And it's a good way to provide for my family. So it's just, I don't know, it's just something to take pride in, I feel like, because not a lot of people can do it. Was that nerves going on that first one where you're like, man, going to go up on that stage and crush this. I mean, I've only doing like maybe two open mics my whole life in this career. And when I started out, I was hosting for a guy. And the guy was a big name. And he was actually performing at the gold nugget in Louisiana. and it holds like 3,000 people maybe. I don't know.

I have this time. I'm like, oh, yes. And this golden nugget. He saw my face. He said the golden nugget. I went, hmm. And then he said, in Louisiana, and I went, hmm. It's nice.

It's nice. All right. It's nice. But, I mean, first time on stage is in front of 3,000 people hosting for, you know, now. They were like, you got five minutes. Five minutes don't sound long. You get on a stage. It is an eternity.

God, yes. You know, in front of 3,000 people. And you, I remember. through that really that my five minutes material in one minute and then you realize oh shit I'd messed up like I got four minutes left what do I do you know what I'm saying that was your first one yeah that was my first one you went in front oh wow okay so yeah that would have been way more terrifying hey get up there you're by yourself as Nick is saying if one of us have a bad day that's like 3000 is wrong to the wolves man people don't realize like even big name comedians that's like an a tier

comedian is doing a 3,000 seat venue. I mean, there's like the next echel of like Dave Chappelle and the people that can sell out stadiums. But other than that, it's like 3,000 seat venues. Yeah, this guy was selling, I mean, he was huge at the time. And that was, I mean, the first shows I ever

did were big places. I think the minimum would have been 1,500 every time. And so, yeah, and so doing that really, you know, that kind of took the fear fact, because once you do that, man, you walk in front of a club of 500 or you know i do theaters now and it's casinos maybe 1200 2000 max here and there so after

you get thrown into that it's just like ah it's just we can do this you know easy yeah not easy there's always still the possibility of you know bombing but and is that more related to where the show is taking place have you seen that or anything influencing what makes a bomb or not i'm sure y'all see it too right different locations not different vibes for sure My goodness, man. Oh, dude, yeah. Never mind. Yeah.

We were talking about that last night. Yeah. Colorado was the wild one for us. Colorado was one of my favorite. It was awesome. Hey, we're the only one that chanted. Say the word. We're like, what the hell is going on?

Really? Yeah. Oh, dude. Colorado? Yeah. See? That was our expression. That's what we said.

What? Wow. Smoke some weed and you want to hear the N-word. That called me off golf. That's wild, dude. We're like, no. We're just kidding. Like, no.

Where did that even come from? We don't... Huh. A place of eight. We had a joke that involved a Burger King crown. Where did it come from? Okay, so that's the source. Then the crowd actually wanted the follow through.

I didn't even think about that. Where did it come from? Guys, it's only a joke if I don't do it. Yeah. It's a helpful. What kind of bitch do we not want on the plane for? Goodness gracious. But yeah, y'all, I'm sure you fell to see it.

There are even shows, man. I'll do four to six shows in a weekend. First show, man, you'd be like, I'm Dave Chappelle, dude. I can't do nothing wrong. Second show, you're like, I want to quit. I don't want to do this ever again. They hate me. It's just a difference in energy and stuff.

I don't know. It's wicked. That's the other thing that's hard for you is like nobody's showing up to an unsubscribe podcast live event that doesn't already know who we are and like us, Whereas with you, it's kind of like you do get people. A lot of people know who you are or whatever, but you also get people that are just like, it's a live comedy show at the casino.

I'm at the casino. Let's go try it out. Yeah, comp tickets. I mean, there'll be 500 people in there and don't know you. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. That's another aspect we don't have to deal with.

It's the wives and girlfriends. When you look out in the crowd and there's just a woman staring at you, blank face, glaring. Well, see, luckily for me, all of my material is based off of me, my marriage, my kid, a lot of it. So, man, a lot of times, it's women bringing their husbands.

Or, you know, I do a lot of stuff about medical, too. And so it'll be nurses out there and everything else. So a wide variety of people. It ain't just a bunch of hicks, a bunch of rednecks. You know what I'm saying? There's people with educations out there, man. Hey, you ever just wake up and felt like your mattress sucks and it beat your ass, punched you in the face?

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You got three high school diplomas and half one. Nice, man. What was the worst experience that you've had to have one where he was like, oh. Oh. You have one every once in a while or either somebody's drunk. I had two guys fighting a crowd one night. I had a dude just have a seizure and fall out. Mid-show.

Yeah, dude. Just look out there and they're just punching at each other. Do you address that? I just, I just watch. Have I five dollars? He didn't go out of the left. He got a jet. Yeah, just going in, commentating, you know, and then they get kicked out.

Yeah, I saw, all right, so this is a crazy story. I met a guy one night after the show. He was, a dude, big tall guy, beard. He had on a vest. And he was former military and had a blackwater patch on. And real cool, soft-spoken dude. And I was talking to him. He said he'd been deployed so many times and all this stuff.

Well, this little short fat dude, drunk, comes walking up to him. He's like, Blackwater, are you son of a big old nasty, dirty people? Like, just poking this guy. And this guy's like 6, 8, and this little dude's like 5 foot, 5 maybe. And the dude's like, bro, just go away. Like, just leave. And he was, no, you son of me. I'm going to get you after this show.

Like, just his wife had to save him. I mean, the wife was like, no, Jerry, come on, we got to go. You can't just don't do that. Stop angering the man whose job is to kill people. This dude's going to kill you in the parking lot, son. Your summer travels deserve an upgrade. With select Chevrolet, Buick, GMC, and Cadillac vehicles connected by OnStar, you can stream, game, and more on the go.

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Have you had one where, like, even just, as you're saying, not as much energy or the jokes just weren't landing? Oh, man. So the guy that I have open for me is a black dude. I call him my BBC. He's my best black companion. and he has toured with me. Yeah, Google it.

Yeah, everybody, every white news has got a BBC, man. I have three. Oh, wow. That's impressive. A whole gang. Yeah. A whole gang of BBC's there, son.

Goodness gracious, you got a gaggle. A gaggle of BBC's is what that is. Murder. Yeah, a murder. Flock, herd, I don't know. Crime. Yeah, a statistic is what we call it. A statistic.

A statistic. A statistic. Black man. Darno. Oh, yeah. Son's guns. Dang, Nabbit.

But yeah, if he goes out, because he's hilarious, if he goes out, and I notice, because he gets 20 minutes on stage before me, if he cuts his time down

from 20 to 15, I know it's going to be a rough night for me. And he just, he walked by me, and he'll say, good luck with that one, bro. And,

Just get in your head. Yeah, dude. Yeah. But, you know, it's a challenge. It's like, okay, let's see if I can do better than that. But sometimes, man, you've got a lot of people that ain't never been to a comedy show. They don't know. They don't know you're supposed to laugh at the jokes.

Yeah, man. They just, you know, and so there are times, most of the time, thank God, like the crowdwork will get them going. Because I will do crowdwork or whatever to find. I'm comfortable enough to go off topic now. But sometimes you're just like, man, I'm just not, I'm done doing this. I'm retiring. It makes you feel just horrible, man. Do y'all ever get that?

I mean, because y'all get to kind of just, y'all is all improv, right? No, we have sets, and then it's a mixture. We have a set with improv, but we can completely switch set when we did a back-to-back show in Iowa. It was we did a show, and then an hour and a half later had another show. And 20 or 30% of the audience was the same. 20% of the audience was the same.

I was like, it was two completely different shows. Yeah, we did. We just changed everything. That's awesome that you did that on the fly, though. And shit wrecked. Oh, really? That was the drunkest all of us had been.

Yeah, don't. This wasn't talent. This was us being drunk. This was us. Shit wrecked. The first show we were trying to make the audience laugh. The second show, we were drunk

trying to make each other laugh. And forgot the audience was there. It was a, That's great, man. That's great, but I bet they probably enjoyed it, though, right? Oh, yeah. Everyone is like, the second show is better. Like, what?

Hey, man, just because you ripped in off each other? I mean, somebody remembered it. That's awesome. I couldn't tell you a single joke. Wow, dude. Like, I don't even know what story you told. I don't either. That is great.

It was basically at, like, a dance hall with a bar, and the bartenders just kept feeding us everything. That was a fun time. God, that's awesome. That's amazing. But it is, and they're buying tickets to see one of the guys or the group as a whole. So they're already fans. So that's where I think is Nick was saying that comedy is different because you do have people that are just showing up and they don't know who you are.

Yeah. No, that's awesome. And y'all are doing big venues too. Yes, yeah, especially for how quick because we've done two tours technically. Yeah. Three and about 20 shows. So, and then we just keep it to once a year. We'll do a handful of shows and then.

Oh, yeah. It just makes it more anticipated. people want to come and that's awesome. Like, as you're saying, they are exhausting. Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, especially clubs doing four to six shows on weekend. You know, you hit one show. Clubs like to do two shows a night.

Like, if you book a club and you're a headliner and you're doing weekends, they're going to make you do at least four. If you sell out, it'll be two Friday, two Saturday, and if you sell those out, you'll go to a Sunday or a Thursday. And so you do a show, you get an adrenaline, you know, and then it's adrenaline crash. then you have to come back out, do it again. And so, and these two crowds are always different.

You just don't even know what's going to happen. So that, they are, it's tiring, you know. But then I look at it, I'm like, dude, you work 12-hour shifts at the hospital. So you could do two hours on a stage without bitching. You know what I'm saying? So, what do you think about, man? Did you have the beard when you were a respiratory therapist? I did not.

Oh, it would have been so much better. I didn't do. I just want you, I want to be, like, waiting for an intubation, and you walk in with that beard and scrubs. and like a funnel. You know, like you're, like you look like you're going to go siphon gas out of my car, but you're shoving it in me. I did the last year because I was actually doing my videos.

I was still working at the hospital. I would leave. I'd work my 312s, leave out, host all weekend, come back. So I did have the beard the last year of, because I'd have patients like, that's gingerbelly. You know, like, Ginger Billy's my respiratory therapist. So that was, that was pretty cool. I'm fucked. Yeah, yeah, I know.

He's a comedian. Why is he here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he passes out. Yep, there it is. That's all it takes. On the job training. Good night.

No. Just knock them out. Dang. Okay, so like even for respiratory therapy, what was, I mean, you're still in the hospital. I know Nick has nightmare stories dealing with stuff. Medic-wise. Did you have the same? Oh, yeah, man.

I mean, because I worked, I worked the ER and a level one trauma in Columbia. Richland County, which you got everything. I mean, gunshot victims, people jumping off bridges and their legs coming in, you know, bones sticking out of skin and stuff like that. Jumping off. Yeah, just jump off bridge. Didn't kill them. Just break your legs. Yeah.

I don't. Sorry, if I'm jumping off something to end of my suffering. You think he died. I'm not going to be like, a tooth picket. Like, what is that going to do, man? Canball. congratulations you know now you got two broke legs after your life sucks way more next time you were sad now you're really sad in a wheelette now you're depressed in a wheelchair

idiot now you're going to have to roll off next time you know you can go precious dude you're going to have to find a handicapped accessible bridge I'm just on you hope the next building you jump off of has an elevator this opens up so what was one of those what was one in those five-up stories where you're like oh man probably the grossest thing

I ever had happened uh you know what a trache is you know if y'all fellas know what trache is you know so I got a suction this dude and when I suction him I pull out the catheter and when I pull out the catheter I look and I see something dangling

on my eyelash and I had done pulled that catheter out and he shot a freaking snotball up into my eyelash, and it was dangling on my freaking eyelashes, dude. That was probably the grossest thing that's probably happened. I mean, I've had blood and guts and stuff like that, but I got pink eye from that, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, I have a bugger on my eyeball right now.

From a trache? Yeah, dude, from a trache. That's probably one of the gross. I mean, of course, I saw gunshots and all that stuff too, but that was probably the one that made me. Were you just like, oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, because I'm like, do I touch it or what do I do, man? It's like a little punching bag just swinging.

Back and forth my eye. You know? Boy, what do I do? Yeah. Was it scary, though, with that transition? Or how many years did you do both at the same time before going like, okay, I'm doing this full-time now? Oh, I was RT. I think for about another year I was full-time.

Then I went to part-time PRN was working like a day or two a week in touring. So I finally, when my YouTube and stuff started making like $2,000 a month, month. I was like, oh, I'm bawling now. I'm quitting the job. And I started doing the stand up and stuff like that. And I quit. And I'll never forget, man, I was about to walk out on stage for a show and my wife calls me boo-ho and crying. You quit your job? Like, right before I'm about to walk out on stage. Yeah, baby, we're making $24,000 a year. I'm killing it now, girl, you know? So, yeah, I'll, I was like, I got to make this work now. I have no choice. Because you all know, if you got a job and you're doing this, you'll never go full in.

So that's why I had to quit the job and then full on. And then right before your live show, you're trying, calling it. It's like, what are you doing? Calling me all mad. I'm like, girl, we'll just have faith. They were making 24 grand. We're killing. No insurance.

Just think of it this way. If I was working at McDonald's, I'd be making almost double this. But see, she's a nurse practitioner. I met her at the hospital. She was an RN. That's how we made it. Oh, you got a golden parachute then. Yeah, man, I got a retirement plant, you know.

She's my, she's an MP. She works at the urgent care in town. And so if anything ever happens, I still got, she can work. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's on her shoulders. I mean, she carries me on the insurance anyway, so it works out pretty well. Now, you are, if you want to talk about it, we can skip this part too, but 11 years sober right now? 12.

12, congratulations. 12, thank you. Yeah, man, I got a tattoo to remember. that's Pac-Man eating pills that's my perk man is who that is it's perk man yeah I made a game yep to commemorate

yep that was me for for a long time well you you were saying you're eating oh man Jesus when I started working at the hospital I ran out I met of all people physicians and we walked up to me one day He was like, dude, I'll write you a script, I had a raw if you give me half of them. And then I got in with him and some other guys.

And at first I was just selling the pain meds. I was like, I can make money off this. And then I took one and I was like, oh, this feels wonderful. I can work on this, you know. And I will just totally ignore people's bullshit. This will be great. And it went from one lower tab 10 a day to 2 to 10 to taking. I could take 10 oxycodone 30s a day.

day. Jesus. Ten? Yeah, ten. Ten. I could take ten a day to function. Like, ten would put, I mean. That would, I mean, if you just gave it.

Yeah, they'd kill somebody immediately. Just a regular, well, like, yeah, that's like, oh, yeah. Yeah. You'll be dead. Yeah, you're dead. You're super casual. You're weak, by you weak, son. You wouldn't want to hit that.

What made you? What made you addicted to opiates? Yeah, like, we're shifting from it because he just said. He was like, oh, man, this feels fucking dope. Yeah, it was awesome, dude. money, I'm assuming you stop selling them, just start eating it. Yeah, I started eating my product, dude. Famous business.

Yes, sir. Yeah, I could never be the leader of a cartel, dude. It would never work for me. Some expression about getting high and your own supply, but I can't remember the rest of the words. Yeah, I tell you know, I tell some people like, hey, man, I'm going to have some this weekend. They text me that money. I don't know. I didn't get any, man.

I don't know what happened. Sorry, my number one customer swung by. Yeah, he bought them all, dude. The shirt says number one. Fuck. And then you just, what was the switch of like, I probably needed not do this? Man, I had friends dying.

And luckily this was before fentanyl came around. This was all pharmaceutical stuff that I was buying from grandmalls. That was getting them from doctors. I had my buddies at the hospital. But then you had all these little old ladies getting five, ten scripts. And they needed money. So I'd buy all the stuff from them, you know. take it, but then it got to where doctors was getting more strict. You couldn't find it.

Withdrawal is horrible. I mean, it's the worst thing ever, you know, and I was just, man, I was not me. It went from me taking them to feel good to me just taking them to function and be normal. And man, I was never raised around that, dude. Like never. My mama had me in church and everything else. I was never raised around this stuff. And I saw it destroying everything. and I finally just, I had to get help because I saw it was, I'd probably be dead. JD delay, that's the one thing he did say. It was they don't do it for the high at that point. They're just doing it to feel normal because they feel like complete garbage without it in their system.

And man, I tell you, if you ain't been there, you don't need to look at people like, oh, peel head, crackhead, you know, look at people that's doing it. But it really changes you to the point. Your whole mind, your chemistry is different. it's changed. I was not the same. The guy before the pills was different than the guy after the pills. Like I don't, and it's honestly, I might have this to think for how I am. Because if you talk to people before I ever took them, they're like, dude, you were just such a shy kid. Like, what happened to you? So I don't know if the opiates changed everything or what. But for the

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God, how long did it take for you to cycle like, oh, okay, quit, getting help. I'm assuming you, did you go to a facility or anything? Yeah, yeah, well, I couldn't do rehab. I was like, man, I can't do rehab. I'm working. I have a job. So I went to like a, I guess like a psychiatrist, psychologist or whatever, and just, you know, told him to deal.

And he was like, because me, you think, you always think that addicts are just people out on the streets. But then you realize it's engineers, doctors. You have to have money to have this stuff. You know, and it's a lot of people you don't know have the issue. And I just went to get help and then mentally was just like, I've got to quit and just stopped. But it was, it's rough, dude. It's rough.

Yeah, it's rough. God damn. Well, congratulations on that, my friend. Thank you. I appreciate it, man. I appreciate it. Now, you, how did you guys meet? I don't know.

No. We started talking on social media or something, but I came to a show. We were talking before that. Yeah. You came near Iowa for, and we just drove up and him, Hannah went to a show. I've been a big fan of his. I watched this stuff. Man, right when he, I think, started. Like, I started watching him because I'm a big military history nerd. And so watch my son watched him and went to a show one night. And here he, I'm like, holy dude, this is cool. You know? I think we had messaged before, you know, and stuff like that, but met him at the show. And he's a good dude, man. So, you know, and he looks muscular too.

You're one to talk. You look good, dude. You look good. I ain't trying. I ain't gay, but you were stood. Shut the cameras off. Cody, watch. Let these guys flirt.

Give me a kiss, Cody, so we can tone down how gay it is. watching all this unfold. So in turn around. Don't look. Stay over. Oh, God, there's a child here. Well, that changes everything, don't it? So did you guys meet after his show?

Yeah, we hung out after the show. He, uh, honestly, it was like kind of the first live show that I'd ever really went to. So like, I was thinking about that when we were doing live shows just because like I saw how he did his meet and greets and everything. And, you know, so I kind of went into our live shows semi know what to expect just because after his show, I hung out with him at the meet and greet

for a little bit and then, yeah, and then he had another show the next day. Yes, sir. Yeah, man.

Yep, and now look at y'all killing it. And the fact, dude, you have grown so much. Your YouTube is, I'm jealous.

I'm not going to lie. I see your YouTube. I'm like, God dang it, man, he's killing me here. So. I'm telling,

I was telling you earlier. I know. Because he, so on his YouTube channel, he does like all these crazy builds of like giving, Parlo mowers. I've turned a van into a rocket ship.

He's don't tanks. Yeah. All kinds of just redneck shit. And he's like, you usually, your videos are just like, 10 to 15 minutes. Here's the done product. I was like, bro, make videos of you making the facts. You, videos are you showing somebody how to change breaks could be fucking hilarious or anything.

Welding. Like, today I'm going to teach you how to. Oh, my welds horrible. Well, yeah. You know, and sometimes I, sometimes I, Sometimes I need to hear that. Like him telling me that was like, okay, really, why have you not been doing it? It's relatable, but now you're doing it.

Everyone else is, well, usually, used to be where you would change your own breaks, not so much anymore. Yes, but. Yeah, but, and see, I have nobody to bounce anything off of. Like, I have nobody. I'm just me out there in the middle of nowhere by myself. So I need to hear that from people sometime. You know, people would watch the hell out of that. That's what I'm doing the, you're doing the project up to the final product.

Yeah, you get five, five other. videos leading up to the finish product. I mean, that's easily over an hour content right there. How many videos did Brandon get out of the AK-50? He didn't just roll up with a done AK-50. It was like, here's the newest update. Here's where we're at. See, that's brilliant, man.

I see a lot of guys do that. I'm just, I don't know. I guess may I think go straight to the action. That's what they want to see. You know, but. Building it's messy action. Yeah. Part of the process.

I'm looking at it. Coming is fun. But the lead-up is the fun part. Well, I mean, it kind of depends. Science. Yeah. Too much of a build-up. Three seconds.

Yeah, that's when I told them out, yeah. I, man, you reviewing the EV Dodge Charger, you reviewing any cars like that, I think would be hilarious because it's a redneck review of the $25 charge. I'd watch that. Thank you. Ram, you saw the truck out there. Yeah. Ram sent me that truck.

Oh shit. Yeah, dude. Sent me the truck. And they was like, do what you want to with it. Just don't run it through a tree. And I'm like, are you seriously telling me that right now? So that's, I'm wanting to do more videos like that. And that truck rare is about to be put through hell.

So it's going to be something cool. What are you doing to? Hear me out. Get them to send you the new Rumblebee. Man, I wish, dude. I want it. What is that? That's the RHO.

That one's got 540 horsepower. Next year, they announced they're coming out with the Rumble. Humblebee. It's the first street truck to get manufactured in like 15 years. So it's, I mean, it's not lowered, but it's lower to the ground and it's got the 777 horsepower Hellcat engine in it. Dude. Street truck. Too, right? Yeah. And it's all-wheel drive. Yeah. It's gangster. Dude, it's yellow. It is the most Mexican-looking shit I've ever seen in my life. Well, because it's yellow. Yeah. What do you drive? I'm sorry guy that what do you drive? A Ford Ranger. A Ford Ranger that had drywall and construction. construction scraps in the back

of it for six months straight. A year, baby. Yeah, you're not talking right now. That's the most Mexican car. A four grade. A man is talking to talk about a V8 trucks. It's fucking ugly as shit. It's pretty ugly. That's what haters say. Yeah, because

I hate it. That one? Yes. You can change the color. I understand that. I'm with you on this. I like it. Connor's just coping. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what we call that. Because you can't register it because you still don't have an address. Come on.

Hey, let me hear you burn the tires in that ranger when you pull out of here. I've never liked lowered trucks like that. Yeah, it looks like shit. What are you going to do with the bed? What do you're going to do with the bed? That's apples and oranges. What I'm saying is if I was going to buy a $130,000 truck, I wouldn't buy that. But the puppetry.

Yes. The puppetry. The puppetry. It all circles back to the puppetry. If you have the money to buy that truck, you don't, you buy the other truck too that you want and just have that truck to cruise around in. Yeah, the context was he gets it for free. That's him.

Yeah. That was the context. And then you ruined it. Okay. I was like, you should get a free. Oh, you get free trucks. You should get this free truck. And you're like, that one's dumb.

Well, I wasn't paying attention. The disrespect. Yeah, I know. Somebody sends you a free Ford Ranger. I ain't going to say nothing to you. Yeah. I don't care if it comes with all the construction scraps in the back. Or the Mexicans in the bag.

whatever country. You got a free Ford Ranger and three Mexican. Illegal. They have families. I don't have to mow the lawn anymore. That's cool. Dear God. They're blind.

Shit. Don't feel it out. No, we're talking. You're into like UFC and everything, aren't you? Oh, yeah. We were talking about the Gagey fight. Oh. It's beautiful.

My antiporia is. such a pretty boy and to see his face gets so messed up. Two broken orbitals. Two broken orbitals and damage to his like his actual eye on his right side. My thing was he got on the stool and they were all his brother's like, we're finishing the fight. And to poor he's like, some of the bitch, I can't see. Well, even before that, he told his corner the round before, I can't see out of my right eye.

And then they bring the doctor in and the doctor's like, tell him. The fight's over. You see him do this. It's over. ref is like, I'm going to let it ride. Yeah. I want to see this man murdered. You can't.

You can't do that. This guy's going to die. Yeah. And now you think about it, if he has permanent damage, that's the ref's fault. Yeah. Because he could have stopped it right there. And it only got way worse. Yeah.

I mean, I tweeted that night. What could possibly go wrong when you've lost half your vision against the hardest hitting person in that division's history? And that's according to every champion that's ever fought him. Go fight him blind. He said he hit like a truck. Yeah, Kabim, who hits the hardest.

Gajee, everything, uppercut, hook, kick, all of it, hardest. Like, he's... I was worried he was going to die of, like, fucking brain bleed after that fight because he got so fucking up. It looked like it was bleeding from his eye. You could tell, I mean, his brother... Yeah, the red. It looked like he busted his, like...

His brother had to carry him out. Like, he wanted to put the towel over his head so people couldn't see his face. And his brother had to carry him out on his shoulders. I mean, he got destroyed. Just those two images side by side. And that's what's crazy is like that dude walked to that corner and they still said, no, you got this. Go back out. I guess it's easy for you to say.

I mean, look like I went after the absolute insane amount of shit he talked the entire time. Yeah. But you know, to his credit, everything had came true to as far as the last three fights, beating Volk, beating Holloway, beating Olivera. Like all he's like, I'm going to knock them out. but gaiti turned that stuff around on him songe i tore him up dude i don't think that guy's ever going to be the same that's like that's the closest fight i've seen since uh rory mcdonald and who's the uh rory mcdonald what he's talking about and um eddie but not eddie alvarez um um the guy from iowa cody brett no godday he fought carna roby lawler

robbie waller yes beat the shit well they beat the shit out of each other but robbie luller took Cory McDonald's fucking soul. He was never the same after that fight. He fought again after that fight. He was never the same after that fight. I don't think this guy's just insane either. There's no way you could be. The dude never bled, I don't think,

up until that fight really, or didn't bleed much. And then you go in there and do it. That happens? Your face turned into hamburger for 25 minutes. Every faint. He's probably going to be scared to death, man. I don't know this fight. Oh, God.

Rory McDonald. This is one of the most legendary fights you've ever seen. ever. I don't see their faces. Oh, Rory McDonnell was toe up, son. That's him. That's the lip split one. That's not the other guy.

Dude, that's that. Oh, mother. Split right in half, dude, and still fighting. That was the one where like Rory McDonald had his lips split like that. And after the round, he just goes, and like, all that is freaking mouth. Triple H is blood, not water. and then screams at the guy and then comes back out and continues to beat the shit out of them.

It's one of the craziest fights in MMA history. The amount of toughness that these dudes have. Oh, it's insane. It's crazy, man. To me, I think I'm tough and then I watch these dudes do this. I'm like, I'm a push, dude. I am an absolute pus. I figured out when I was like 15.

I don't like getting punched in the face. Yeah, that sucks. That sucks for anybody, man. Oh wow, yeah. Homie got his fucking faith punched. Oh, it was bad. And he, that kid, Roy McDonald was at the top of, during top of that division.

And after that, he just kind of dropped off. Yeah, I just saw a picture. That's such a cool freaking picture though, dude. Somebody, if you go watch Justin Gagey, like, highlights where they show, they'll show the start of the fight and then they'll show the end of the fight. Like, they don't even look like the same people after Justin Gage. Like, he's hitting dudes so hard. They have different haircuts.

Yeah. It's insane. When he hits him, it spins them. Like, he hits him so hard. They don't just do this. It's like their whole body moves. The Tony Ferguson fights still my favorite fight at all time. He about had him.

He fought Tony Ferguson. Oh, dude. But it was during COVID when there was no audiences allowed. Oh, yeah. You can just hear the, I remember that. Just every fucking punch sounded like a car wreck. Yeah. And then he beat the crap out of darn.

Michael Chan. Michael Chandner needs to retire, bro. Yeah. Doing all that getting treated. looking good just go out and get your ass for like goodness gracious man see you at the top no you won't dude you've lost like four in a row you ain't going to see nobody at the top man who's your favorite fighter oh man i love i like homzachimaev the wolf i think he's cool just i think he got robbed by strickland i do like strickland though um him and i don't know man i like them all strickland i could see

that fight on both sides because it was like, okay, the jab, because I went into the last round like two and two. Yeah. And then I was like, ah, man. I'm just glad to see Conner's coming back if he fights. What do you think about him? You don't like him? You think Holloway's going to piece him up? No, it's just like, I wish he would have just done what he did and then retired and went away. And he would have been an undisputed legend absolutely forever. He would have been a mythical creature and he would have always been brought up as like, this guy never would have beat McGregor. But you know what I mean? And then he went and did like celebrity boxing and he comes back every five years for one big fight. And Kabeb took his soul, dude. He lost to,

didn't he lost to Poyer. And Poyer, beat him twice. He broke his leg last time. Porre. He kicked Porre and broke his leg. Yeah. Yeah. And so he went, you're right, because it went from, you know, because Diaz beat him. Yeah. And that was kind of, it was like, dang man. Like he is all. And then it kind of dropped his aura off. And then he just, I think after the Floyd Maywe was, you. whether boxed, I think he just didn't train. I think he was just like, I'm good. I know it's a cash grab now. Yeah.

He made 40, 20 or 40? I thought it was 100 million. Oh, I mean, you could be right. I mean, compared to it overall, he made more than that one fight than his entire MMA career. And then he got to do, like the deal with the alcohol, the Irish, yeah, proper that, or whatever. And then sold it and, you know, they don't have to fight.

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He also like he also had like the, you know, when he was coming up, because I followed him since he was like first in the UFC. And he always had the story of like he was a plumber's apprentice that was living with his parents and his wife. He was living off welfare while he worked out. Yeah. Well, whatever. But, like, his wife was living with him at his parents' house. And, you know, his wife, D, like, they stayed together. She supported him through this MMA career.

And then, like, he goes and makes all this fucking money. And then as soon as he gets the money, cheats owner. Cheats owner. And his whole Instagram is just him with Instagram models. It's him railing Coke with his limp cock. That's all his Instagram is. Like, I was like, that's disappointing.

Yeah. Hey, switch his subject. That's why the Irish tell him many months. Yeah. The switching subject. I know it's probably, you all see jelly roll. his woman's divorce. Did you see that?

No. Yeah, he filed for divorce. Oh, that sucks. Yeah, crazy, man. The man can see his wiener, things change. You know what I'm saying? Lost that weight. He's like, there it is.

The meme I saw it. I forgot about you. Yeah, look at you down there. People who know the price of, the people who know the price of scrap metal are really upset right now. I'll be on.

I couldn't name a single song or a lyric from the song. of his. Man, I like his old rap. He had one called Welcome to the Trap House that you listen to it. It gets you crunk. But his country, I can't, I just can't do it. Every song makes me want to just drink and smoke. And I don't even do, I don't drink or smoke, but it makes me want to sit down and cry and drink and smoke. Great music. It's hard. Like so I play whiskey lullaby. Yeah. It would be fun if I was sad. Broken windows, serenaded. Every song is depressing. It's like, it's like. like, I can't do it. I like stuff just happy.

Yeah. So you said you were a big fan of Nix for a while and you're a military nerve. What's your favorite pieces of history you like to learn about? Or is there specific wars or anything like that? I think Alexander the great, all of his stuff, conquering everything he did. I love watching, I think Epic History on YouTube, freaking crazy good channel. big World War II all things

and man I know it's going to make me sound weird just the Germans like all of their military tactical stuff you know I'm not talking about like he's right my favorite Germans from 1939 to 1944 Romel I'm talking like Ramel

you know what I'm saying like Kessel Ring those guys the way that they fought after D-Day and they you know just kept retreating but fighting like hell and all that stuff and all the Panzer divisions and what they could do with it even though they were outmanned, just their, you know, strategies and stuff was awesome.

I, too, but I like shitting on the Germans. Yeah, no, no. Yeah, I do too. But I just think that, you know, what they did in that short amount of time, conquering everything they did was crazy. It was just crazy. Why are you laughing over that? I don't know.

Just an interesting tech to have. Yeah. They conquered a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I should have went with something else. Yeah. Man, he was a great painter, but a better leader.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he was just misunderstood. That's all. Really love dogs. I like anybody who likes dogs. German Shepherds, man. Yeah, Blondie was his favorite. That was the only one who's allowed to live in the house.

Don't ask me why I know this. What was one of the, any of the specific battles, we were like, okay, that was fucking dope. Or a piece of history that you've learned that you like to. I think El Alamein was cool. I thought that was really cool. I don't know that. South Africa.

America, Montgomery, fighting the Germans. This is wild. You have gone. I was like, I've heard the name before. You know, because Germans came in to South Africa and they were, you know, they were doing their thing. And then beating the crap out of the Americans and the British. And then Montgomery finally got everything you needed and turned around and started kicking their ass. And Rommel had to retreat because it's, uh, lines.

You're talking North Africa. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. North Africa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You were like South Africa. Oh, I said South Africa? I was very confused.

I was like, I don't think the Germans made it to South Africa. North Africa. My bad. The retreat through the Congo. Yeah, my bad. I'm at North Africa. I'm sorry. That's a weird.

We're starting here, guys. Why? Yeah, so. Yohannisburg's going down. Sorry. I've been to Namibia in South Africa, but I'm at North Africa. My bad. It was very confused.

Yeah. No, my bad. Man, they made it that far. Yeah. And then I think Stalin grad's a pretty cool story, too. That's insane, dude. Like, a lot of people don't realize how many people... Yes.

You know, and for the Germans to come in and bomb everything like they did and screw theirself, really, because now the Russians have so many places to hide. And, of course, they're just throwing... They don't care. Throw them at them. Throw them at them. They die, cool. Throw more at them.

What the male population drop to, like, it was... They lost 10 to 1 or something. So many fucking young men. But, like, I don't... It's like one of the biggest mistakes, the Germans think, like, attacking. They didn't have to have it. It was just significant. They were under, they had a fucking treaty with them.

Yep. Yeah. Was it enemy at the gates, the Russian? Yes. The sniper duel. I knew. When you said they bombed everything, I had so many places to hide, all the, yeah, all the debris.

Yeah. They were tricky with. Such a good movie. Yeah. But like you said, dude. I love that movie. Yeah. Stalin was giving him everything he needed.

Yeah. Like, he could have just left them alone. And that would, the whole, the whole problem was, Germany was a war economy and they had to keep the war going. They had to keep conquering or the whole system would stop. It's like when you got a beater car. Oh, yeah. Because Germany was so rough after World War I.

You know how when you got a beat her car? When you get it started, you're like, I'm not shutting it off because I don't know if I can fuck start it again. That was the whole German economy. And they conquered Europe. And they're like, shit, we can't cross the English channel to get the British. The only place we can go is Russia and winter. And they did it. And horrible.

They should have learned from Napoleon. man, Napole. Look at, you know, he did the same thing. If they would have stopped right there, if they would have stopped, there is a significant chance the world would have just went. It would have been a three-way Cold War. And most of Europe would be Germany today. It would be, yeah, it would have been a three-way cold war. I mean, because they had, what, four million Germans in Russia.

And so that many people would on the eastern front, dude, you take them and push them over and don't even do that. And who's going to beat them? I don't think people realize how many people died in Stalingrad or I think it was the deadliest battle of all of human history or like in human history. And then I think more people may have died in Stalingrad than allied. Other Americans in all of World War II or something. And they don't. I think it was in all wars like we lost more and because I think we lost like 14.

We taught we've talked about this before but I can't remember the numbers. But in what? It was what 300,000 that surrendered. or more from, was that group A or whoever it was, the Germans had, you know, army group, whatever it was out there. I'm just good, dude. I'm trying to look up how many people actually died in the Battle of Stalingrad. Because they don't even, the estimates, like, I was going to say, yeah, though, it's so

crazy. It's literally like 150%. They don't. They have no clue, dude. Yeah. Could have been this many. Could have been that many. No fucking clue.

Not to go full conspiracy theorist or to make this way, make a weird. turn. But how do we look at those statistics of how many people died from one battle in World War II, but then also be like, guys, if one percent of the population dies from a plague, the whole world unravels? And it's like, didn't we lose 30 percent of the population of Russia and Russia's still around? Like, people tend to find a way. But then they say the Mongolians wiped out like a huge percentage of... They say that the Mongolian empire wiped out so many fucking people that you can measure it in the carbon footprint in glaciers. I'm going to say it.

Because they dropped like the gas levels in the atmosphere. Ganguscon killed. I think it was like 20% of the world population. They lowered greenhouse gas emissions. They killed so many fucking people. But then after Gangis Khan, his son or whoever took over, still was massacring too.

I mean, it was years of them just destroy. Yeah, whatever happened to them. They like kind of, they popped up. They ran shit forever. They have a bunch of kids. And now they're just like, I'm going to go hang out in the mountains.

refined beef. How do you go selling Chinese stores? Being freaking, you know, the Mongols and tearing people up like that, they're just like, yeah, they just stay out here on the planes and chill, man. The 30 is the third generation rule. That's one of the earliest representations of that. It's the third. His grandchildren fucked everything over and then they just lost everything.

Well, then you see them fight to divide stuff and everything. It's not one solid state anymore. What they, you know, kids will fight amongst kids to take certain parts and everything. else. Oh, yeah. Well, even Russia, when they went into Russia that one time, they killed their entire military because they lured them out, killed them, and then all the princes, kings, or whatever, at that time frame, they're like, oh, fuck.

But then Genghis Khan was like, hey, pull back, we're way too far. We don't need that area. So they just had their military wiped out by this magical army that just fucked off and never came back. They're like, just get your ass whoopped and they're gone. like we just did it just to do it the sea peoples imagine what like what did they do like imagine

some force comes kills your entire military and then disappears the sea people we just wanted to do it to do it we didn't need to keep anything oh it was it was the Egyptians right and then the sea people so they like read the ancient I'm pretty sure is the Egyptians ancient

Egyptian records and they were like and then the sea people showed up just a huge army of dudes on boats showed fucked everything up got back on their boats and fucked off to the sunset. Nobody knows where they came from or who they are. To this day. No clue, but they know what happened. They're just called the sea people. Yeah, farm them for XP.

Yeah. Like, seriously, they don't know. They don't know. It was just people showed up on boats, fucked everything up, and then got back on their boats and left. It sounds like a such a Nord fucking type thing to do. Show up, still things leave. They didn't steal anything. Go ahead. Go ahead. Sorry, man.

I've never heard of the sea people. I've heard that story before. Fuck. That's how like those old pieces of history are so interesting because again it's like that's all they have. See people. What a little more information on that? Nah. Nope.

Just people showed up, killed a whole bunch of people and bounced. Ganga's gone. I'm always very interested just in like, I don't know. Imagine how much stuff we're misinterpreting from history. Like imagine how much shit we're misinterpreting based on Egyptian hieroglyphics of like, well, we think this is what this means. Like, no,

they're, they're very confident that we know ancient Egyptian. No, no, no, no, I know we understand the language.

And maybe it's, maybe it's, maybe it's, maybe it's, maybe it's talking about like the metaphors. I'm talking about like metaphors and like cultural understanding. Like imagine going, imagine showing a,

somebody a hundred years ago, a conversation, a text message thread from today and they're like, show me what they're talking about. That's, emojis and gifts and everything. That's where the, the meme of,

uh, you know, in like, uh, the Chinese history or whatever, like, these two kings had an argument and then 400 million people died or whatever. The reason that they say that or like all the death counts in like ancient Chinese

records is because of the way that they write numbers. Like there's some expression in like ancient Chinese where instead of saying like a lot or a fuck ton, you're like 400 million. Like there's like a numeric value that means a fuckload. And so people take that literally and they're like 400 million people died in this battle. It's like, no, no, there were not that many people in ancient China. Fucking stupid. I agree. Yeah. I have a, I have a video that you need to watch of mine if you haven't yet. If you're into the German tank shit. Oh, yeah, definitely.

You know who Percy Hobart is? I've heard of the name. You got to watch that. You would love it. Percy Hobart, if you like Rommel and them, he's the one that Rommel got all of his tactics and shit from. He was an American commander. British. British commander. He was a British commander that After World War I, he basically, they had invented tanks in World War I, but they were very much like, there's no radios. It's a, it's a fucking metal box with a machine gun. Drive straight. Tell you fucking die or kill them first. Like that was the strategy.

Well, between World War I and World War II, he was like, I think this is going to replace horses on the battlefield. And everybody was like riding him off and shut the fuck up. And he was the first guy to actually get radios inside of tanks and start doing actual coordinated battle movements with. tanks and had all of his guys drilling this way and he wrote papers and he basically came up throwing him off like they didn't want to do it right because at the time in america experienced this too pretty much everybody experienced us with tanks all the guys that had already been in um cavalry you know horses and shit for 20 years they're like no you're not that's not replacing us blah blah blah shut the fuck up and we're a higher rank so they kick them off to the side it happened in britain and

america pretty much everywhere else i've ever read about it um so they always just kicked him off to the side. And he wrote papers on like potential tactics. Rommel and them like had personal copies of his papers and stuff. And that's what they used to come up with the Blitzkrieg attack into France.

Bit them with their own plan. Well, I mean, bid them with the British plan. Well, then they called him back after. So Percy Hobart comes back and they're like, we need to do some crazy tank shit. You're the fucking guy. Like he had been basically like ostracized and

kicked out of the military. Did you do a video on this guy? Yeah. Okay. I watched it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Because everything you're saying, I'm like, man, that sounds really for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he got like kicked out

and he was just like a national guard guy at his hometown in his 40s. And then they came back and they're like, we got this big operation called D-Day. We got to figure out how to get fucking tanks up a beach. And he's the guy that came up with all the crazy fucking tanks. I don't know if you've seen him. But like they're called Hobart's Funnies.

Like the one that lays the road in front of it for all the other tanks to drive up. He developed that. the flail tanks that blow up the mines. He was driving up. Just autistic level. Yeah. Just tank autism. And he's like, yeah, we got fucking tanks that make flamethrowers.

We're strapping bridges to these tanks. Like, it's an awesome story. You know, with the Germans, man, what I didn't realize is, yes, they developed the Blitzkrieg and everything, but they were not fully mechanized. They had like 800,000 horses. Oh, yeah. No, that's a huge thing. Yeah.

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and they were so easy to assemble an untrained American could just open this fucking crate with a crowbar and put a Jeep together and drive it off. Like very quickly. 10, 20 minutes. It's crazy.

I watched a video and it clicks together. Do you know where they put the gas tank? I never realized because of being able to stack it where they place the gas can, which is the one bad part under the driver's seat. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Extremely flammable diesel gases.

right. It's like the Russian personnel carrier. I can't remember the abbreviation for it, but the fuel tanks are in the back doors. So if you shoot from behind it sprays flaming gas onto everybody inside. That's brilliant. It's great technology. One design

for. Freaking engineers, man. But also random thing, because we were looking at these jeeps, me and Ethan, when we went out to a museum, the headlights. Oh, dude. Yeah, you open the hood. The headlights, you can, like if I'm looking at in the hood right here and the headlights are right here.

You can literally grab the headlights, pull a pen and swivel them in. So the headlights shine into the engine in the dark. What? It's fucking sweet. They're hands to they go, dude, how is engineering back in the 40s better than it is now, man? That's wow.

You see a fridge from the 40s? Oh, yeah. The fridges in the 40s were like insane. Skinny out. Like they got the little thing where you can turn the whole. Oh, yeah. Rotate. They're putting like 40,

like the whole shelf pulls out. They're putting like 45 pound weights on it and shit. Dude, those things are so fucking expensive. But they're talking about how kitchen. back then were made for like to yeah instead of now it's just yeah because women actually cooked yeah women's was in the kitchen son the fucking stove tops and ovens from back then are fucking awesome man Hannah showed me she's like if we ever remodel our kitchen I want to get this and she showed me this oven and it was like it was an absurd amount of it was like

it's one of those french ones but it looks like an old tiny oven like that but then I was like looking at the reviews and they're just like it's gonna last it's just pretty there's well my thing that I liked is they're like there's nothing digital in this thing. It's fucking knobs and gas lines. It's just fucking it. It's some French company. I can't remember, but I know exactly the one you're talking about.

I went through that shit with my, I got a new oven and it has like a computer in it. Oh, no. Oh, I heard you bitch about that. The fucking board fried. I didn't have an oven for two months because they're like, well,

that one got discontinued because it's a different color and the different colored ones, even though they're the same, have different software. Why the fuck my socks got to connect the Wi-Fi? Yeah. Yeah, dude, that's my wife went with a dryer that's just got turn knobs. Just the old school speed queen. That's what Zach got.

That's what she's got. He loves him. Yeah, we got a speed queen. Yeah. Tony, the first car company to just make old school a medium-sized truck. Yeah. With a manual transmission and nothing else. Like, no computers, no bullshit.

It's going to be fucking illegal to do that because all the car companies are going to lobby the shit out of the government. It's the reason you can't have like a fucking key car. or now now you finally fucking can but too i would think Toyota did it with that um high looks type 10 that boxy looking fucking they're like 15 grand they're selling everywhere else in world but i can't have one you can't have one you can't LBJ was mad about chickens and the fucking 50s or whatever 60s no you can't well you could you could you could if you paid the tariff it's an omission's line no it's just the government it's because chickens it's because of chickens in the 1960s

that's why I can't have a high lux. That's why you can't have a high lux. You can't have a Chinese electric car. Those things are fucking bananas and they're like three. Did you see the one where the Chinese got this SUV where if you got a flat tire, it will raise itself up any tire. If the tire is flat, the car will bring itself up off of that tire where you can change the freaking tire,

dude. And then it will go back down. It's actually really smart. Well, they were producing dog shit cars and then Tesla went over there. and Tesla's like, they're going to, we're totally going to clean house. Well, then the Chinese were like, oh, fuck, we have competition. And they, like, really stepped up their game.

And now they're, like, their electric cars are fucking bananas, but you cannot get them in the United States. But it seems like their quality is better than ours, too, man. Well, that's what they say. I think phones are the same way. Because I think they're, they're like, their iPhone is Huawei. And I guess those phones are absolutely insane, but you're just not allowed to have them in America.

Well, like Chinese spyware. all that stuff. Their government is watching everything you do on those. I imagine the electric cars are the same, though, with how many cameras and shit a Tesla has. Like, I would imagine the cars are the same. They're going to catch you pissing in a battery bottles. That truck I got has got massage seats.

And it's got cameras every freaking weird, dude. Everywhere is wild. Technology is crazy. Every time I back out of the driveway, it plays a video of a kid getting run over. I know. Again. Oh, a new one.

Gotta get that speed bump removed. That's not my joke. I still like that. That was a good joke. What's going on with your truck? You fucking don't know, man. You got a truck. So I think, it was December 23rd of last year.

Oh, Jesus. I'm driving through San Antonio. I've got an F-250 Super Baja. It's like the coolest fucking truck of Everball. Oh, yeah. I was so happy to get like. You bought a brand new? Yeah.

I was so happy with this truck. I had it for about a year. I'm driving through San Antonio. Some illegal pulls out in front of me, no insurance, like just comes off the shoulder right in front of me as I'm going 60. Destroy his little Honda, CRV, like push the back all the way to the front. And of course, he doesn't have insurance. He was okay. Make you truck that buy him?

Fucked my truck to pieces. Like all the suspension and everything in the front's fucked. Everything's fucked. And so that was December. It's still in the shop now. They didn't total it out? No, they didn't total it out. They said it's still fixable.

And so State Farm, they're trying to put OEM, like junkyard parts into it. And the shop, thank God, the shop is like, we're not putting OEM parts into a Shelby. We're getting Shelby parts to put back into the truck. Oh, I bet they hate that, don't they? And so they're fighting with each other. They've been fighting for what? It's six months now, almost. Well, you were fighting with the insurance to try and get it totaled just because.

Yeah, because I was like, guys, just total. It's a fucking collector car. Just didn't go back and get another. Yeah. but they're they're piecing it together and fighting me every bit of it but my my whole thing is like dude is it really in the shop or because i haven't seen it in six months i haven't been down there or like are they ripping it around mexico with like cocaine in the back of it like are the cartels just ripping this thing around you're just bullshit and yeah dang man that sucks dude

usually they would give you a rental car anytime i've got i turn i turn it down oh okay because they usually do it for free and i would figure that would expediate them fixing this guy's costing us two million dollars in rental charges exactly in hindsight i should have got the fucking room just to sit in my driveway i'll do go and be like hey it's taking this long i need that i'm actually gonna fuck with them now thank you for telling me yeah just put a rental car on your driveway what you draft uh i have a raptor bronco oh cool oh to bronco yeah oh dang i didn't know they made damn yeah they got a raptor bronco they're i really like it oh that sounds sweet it's The Broncos that are the bigger ones you got look great.

Now when it goes down to the little beady ones, I'm like, bro, that's not a Bronco. The sports are like a unibody piece of shit. And they also have like some of the worst safety ratings I've seen. And then you have like the normal Broncos. Yeah. And then you have the Broncos that have the Sasquatch kit with the bigger tires, like the wild tracks and the other one.

And then you have the Raptor. And the Raptor is like, dude, this fucking tires stick 18 inches out past the sign of the nice. Oh, so that's pretty. Oh, one of those. Yeah. That's pretty. Is it supercharged or turbo?

I think it's turbo. Okay. That's sweet, though. It's pretty turbo. And then I have a Raptor F-150 too, but I think I'm going to do a merch giveaway with that soon. Oh, nice. Yeah. You were telling me something last night.

You used to have a forerunner. Yeah. And then you had some complaint with it. I had a four-runner. I love the forerunner. I love how basic it is. It feels like a car that's 10 years older than it actually is. Like there's less technology.

There's less. I love that. aspect of it, but it is a gutless fucking turd. Well, that's what I've heard. They're just top heavy and they don't, there's no power. It's a V6 and it has the gas mileage of a V8 and the power of a three cylinder. Oh, Lord. It's, that thing goes zero to 60 in 45 minutes.

Yeah. Like it's like it doesn't have an accelerator. It's got a fucking button that makes more noise when I'm trying to go fast. The engine loudener. Cody, you drove it right after you wrecked your truck. You drove it for a little while. Yeah. And it was...

Slow. It'll go forever. Yeah. Like, the fucking thing's going to be unkillable. Like, I could drive it every day and then let my kid drive it for his first car and it'd be absolutely fine with 300,000 miles, but he's not going anywhere fast. Yeah, I got you. I haven't had a lower power car in a long time. So, like, we need to get up to highway speeds, like accelerate a little and there.

Yeah. I didn't think about like a hundred, 200 horsepower. Like, oh, yeah, that would be like a... Yeah. I was going to say last year when we went on a big we all went on vacation together. I got a rental car. It was like a Ford Focus or something. And we like pulled out of the airport and I like hit the gas to go on.

And I'm like, watching cars go back. I'm like, come on, come on, come on. Fuck, I haven't driven a piece of shit slow-ass car in a long time. There's been a long-ass time. I'm like, oh man, because we got like the wagon now, which the new family wagon. I love that thing. Oh, that little audio.

Yeah, got R6. Oh, I think the same vacation. I rented a minivan because I brought my family with me for something. I'm almost good. Well, it's, it was electric. Oh, it was an electric minivan.

And it was fast as shit. I hated driving it. Because it was the first time I'd ever driven an electric vehicle and it was in a big city with like a lot of traffic. And like I was shocked at how much it was fucking with me. I wasn't getting any feedback like from noise or like any of the normal feedback you get from a car. It was fucking with me super hard. Whereas like. oh, I'm going 70

and I feel like I'm going 35. This is weird. That's cool like, Brandon's, see, even I mix you guys. Cyber truck. Like right when he first got it, he was like, do you want to drive it? I'm like, fuck it, sure.

That thing for as fuck off big as it is, A, the acceleration is insane. Like, it's ridiculous. And then the steering, like, it's super tight and very responsive for how enormous, because you get in it and it feels like a big truck. Yeah.

But it's just like, double, yeah, both of them. Like the turn radius is basically the size of the truck. It can almost spin 360s. There's a homer I can turn around right there. Like, well, then the other thing, too, that I wasn't used to when driving electric versus gas

is that when you let off the accelerator, it doesn't roll. No, it's got that gear. Yeah. Well, it like disengages almost instantly. So you let off the gas and it's like, oh, fuck, we're stopped. Yeah. Because it recharges.

Yeah. I sure remember the first time I ever rode an electric car was with Cody and his plaid the first time I met him. Tisler. That's kind of cool. The thing was retarded fast. I thought you were fucking with me at first. You remember what you said? I know.

What? It was late at night. There was absolutely nobody out on a road. It was like private neighbor, a big straightaway road. Like nobody was out. And it was dark as shit out in Texas. No streetlights. We would have seen anything within 10 miles.

Cody just stops. And he goes, I'm going to put it in plaid mode. I'm like, all right. He goes, all right, you ready? I go, yeah. And he goes, put your head on the headrest. And I'm like, are you serious? He goes, yes.

And then he does it. I'm like, oh, shit. So I do it too. I felt like I was hitting warp speed in Star Wars. It was insane. I was, I couldn't believe how fucking fast that thing accelerated. Did you all right quads or dirt bikes? You all right?

So I'm a big quad guy. And a guy brought. an 80 horsepower Stark Varg electric ATV to my house, racing quad. I have a 350 Banshee two stroke. I've rode really fast quads. He's like, dude, just

I'm telling you, be careful. I'm like, oh, yeah, man, I got this. Dude, you hit the gas on this thing. I honestly think if you just pressed, it would do a flip. Yeah. Like, I would hit the gas and rooster tails from dirt would go 30 foot high. It just, and it just sounds like

like zizzizz-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z, like that. But it is the scary. nastiest thing I've ever rose, man. 80 horsepower? 80 horsepower, dude. I mean, I think it got up to like, I think he said it got it like 110 mile an hour or something like that. But it from zero to 60 is just...

Any of those little things are like those little rockets like that is fucking wild to me. The super fat, what's the H1, that Kawasaki? It's like the 350 horsepower. The dirt, the motorcycle. Yeah. It looks like a thousand or 600 cc. bike Cody but it has 350 horsepower out the gate and it is it's made for races to H2 or H2 yeah they are I die on one I would die

people have yeah they have a racing four-wheel or two Kawasaki does and it came out like two-ish years ago because my girlfriend's dad had just bought one and she sat on the back and I like I wasn't expecting how fast it accelerates and she hadn't grabbed on them yet and I hit the, hit the accelerator and just went, and she just got ripped off the fucking back. What was it? You remember? I knew.

See, I've got a Kawasaki KFX 450R, and they got one called a 700. It's automatic. They'll scoot. They'll move, dude. Yeah, let me see if I can find it. Oh, my God. Have you ever seen the race on the Isle of Man? Oh, dude, that is the most wild.

I love watching that. The motorcycles, I don't know how they do that, because on average, you have this race that kills one to two people a year? Yeah. And man, you'll sit there and it'll be 10 of them come by, and you just see it looks like one, just one. And it's like, dude, that is, and then I've seen people wrecked and it launches them. I mean, just.

There's true, Cody, like there's no, this is not a racetrack. This is a public road. Yeah, this is a town, dude. They shut the whole town down for this race. It's like Europe or something. And they try to go as fast as they can to break a record. And they have to sign a thing. Like, you can't, you will die.

You can die in this. Like, there's people dying it every year. Bro, if you, and there's elevation changes. or like you're getting airborne like you're doing film just look up aisle of man t t t olive man or something just when you get a minute just look it up you're wake up and you're just like oh my god i need something i need something maybe an echelon or maybe like a lot of people and uh need nicotine pouch in the morning just to feel human i'm i'm the caffeine side of things how many of those did you need each day to stop from crashing well if you are into the pouch game

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Please support our show by telling them unsubb since. Their regards. Fucking terrified. Oh, so that Kalasaki H2, they have video right here, pulls a wheelie at 155 miles per hour. That's what I think the four-wheeler is talking about. You're going on 155 and you gun it and goes, what? Yeah, that's what I want to do. Fuck off.

God. No, no, no, no. No, no. No, 55. And you can probably get there in half a second. I don't know. It's older. I get.

I'm like, yeah. The quad, I can see. But even then, as you're saying, that crazy one, you're like, so, yes, man, that's why these, he's the only reason my child is the only reason I don't do too stupid anymore. You know what I'm saying? If I didn't have him, I'd be doing it. But how happy are you that you were no longer a cop by the time e-bikes became prevalent? Oh, God.

Because I've thought of, like, I got, I did a sponsorship for an e-bike company a while back. And it's like a dirt bike with like the big fat tires. It's like 30 miles an hour without me pedaling. I was like, dude, if I was a criminal, no. could catch me on this. I'd be fucking, there's no fences and yards in Iowa. I'd be bombing through residential people to yard. You'd never catch me. What brand was yours? Aventon, I think. I had one sent to me, big tires. Yeah. And it had a twist throttle. Yeah, that's what this one has. Like a motorcycle. It's a motorcycle that goes to 30 miles an hour on a bicycle.

Yeah. I was like, uncatchable is a police officer. Yeah. Be impossible. Well, that's, I mean, it's happening now, the takeovers, the, the, the bikes where they'll get like a hundred of those in a city and just you see the cops try and catch them and everyone just they might catch three people out of a hundred yeah yeah i've seen what i do like the big dirt bike quad like the rides or whatever yeah and it'll be all of them and what do you do you can't catch them there ain't no way i i i the the idea of them not having a sound which on a motorcycle especially doing lane splitting it's like ram loom you want that exhaust hey somebody's coming but silently some assholes dead by a 30 miles an hour at least you can hear them come up on you

on the interstate. You can't hear it. There's a terrifying California can lane split. So it will be interesting seeing what happens with that. Foof. Because you're just getting flung out. Really fucking hard. Yeah, you're getting catapulted. Yeah, not going to have a good time. That'd be bad.

Do you do any other kind of, so fighting cars, anything else who you're like fucking just love it? Man, I have a issue where if I go into something, like he wanted to race. race dirt bikes. My child want to race dirt bikes. A month, I got five dirt bikes. He wanted to do Jiu-Jitsu. I got him two geese. I mean, and I go into it with him. It's like whatever he wants to do, I'm going in it with him and we're going full on. Yeah, because you can't let him get better at it than you. I know. I can't have that. Right. I'm not going to send you to learn how to fight so you beat my ass. Absolutely not. You know, see he's a big kid, dude, so he's hard to handle already. I'd just tase him if I got to, but...

It's not going to turn around two years later. You're choking me out. No, no. No. No. So he wanted... Just to win. Where do the taser come from? Right in the balls. Now, how old are y'all, fellas? 32. Oh, young him. 48. You ain't 40. Shut up, man. Google me. How old are you? 38. I'm 38, too. 41. Okay. So y'all know

about the same all of us maybe him. Pokemon was big when we was growing up. No, I feel not that young. Yes.

Pokemon was great. I still remember getting 10-carat gold Pokemon cards in my Burger King Happy Meal. All right. Okay. That's so false, man.

It's true. 48 years old. I will cut you open and count the rings right now. I know that's a fucking line. Yeah, that's lie. It's lie. What are these in bloody,

weird, I was born February 24th, 1978. Happy belated birthday. Yeah. Yeah. But he wanted to get into Pokemon cards. Oh. And then Daddy has,

he don't even care anymore. Here I am getting during packages every day of Pokemon cars, dude. Are you popping? Oh, man. Yes. And then if y'all heard this app called What Not? Yes. Don't download it, dude.

What is it? It's a freaking auction app. and they auction sports cards, sports memorabilia, and Pokemon cards. And you already know I got an addiction problem. And so when I get on there... You go back to drop. I know, man. He was cheaper than this, dude.

Stupid. I accidentally won a four... I accidentally bid $450 on a card the other night and won it. Damn. How do you accidentally... It was a 12... It was... Accidentally hit page.

You just slide. You just slide. It hit bid. Well, it was at 30, and when I did it, it went up to 450 because they just bit it that fast. And I hit 450 and won the card. I mean, yeah, I go into everything a little too hard. Some of the sports members, like, because sometimes I'll do a Fat Files video on a sporting event or whatever, and then I'll, like, just doing my research, I'll come across some memorabilia.

And, like, sometimes you can get some really cool stuff really cheap. Yeah. And I bought, I bought a, when I did the Broad Street Bullies, the Philadelphia, Flyers when they beat the fuck out of the Soviets and like made him quit at half time just because they were actually turning it into a street fight. The main dude that was the Philadelphia Flyers enforcer, Dave the Hammer Shultz, who has like the record for the most time in the penalty box. And he's had, he's got all these crazy records for getting in fights.

I got an autographed Philadelphia Flyers jersey from him for like $200 with papers and certified. I was like, yeah, that's mine. That's going on my wall. This is awesome. You can find some really like really. cool memorabilia. If you're not trying to make money and you just want something cool,

you can get some cool shit. That's my thing. I want this collectible stuff. You don't realize now, man, how many people will buy these Pokemon cards and freaking scalpel? Like, ridiculous amounts of prices that they scalping these things for. It is wild.

I went to Target for the first time in like three years, a few months ago. And, yeah, as I'm walking in, it's, you know, normal, every, you know, family you ever seen at Target, or whatever, and then, like, he looked like a stereotype of a greasy Redditor. He, like, comes in and he's, like, fissioning around. I'm like, I bet that motherfucker's going straight to the Pokemon cards.

Sure is shit, went over to the cart aisle, and then dumps everything they have into his cart. Good God. Kids can't get Pokemon cards going to slabs like that, dude. I was at Walmart up here the other day, and there were dudes wearing jerseys, like team jersey, scalpers that were waiting for them to restock the shield. Yes, they were sitting in line, man. They know at our Walmart, they know when they're going to be there. And they'll sit in line and wait for them.

These guys had a whole club. That's what I think they were. Like, I've never seen a scalper fucking jersey before. And now I've seen they put like little cards up on the rack. And it's like see cashier to get fucking Pokemon cards. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and you can only buy like one at a time or two.

Yeah. And they will freak out if you do that. I thought I can, what are you telling me? I can't buy them. That's against my rights. and like, this is a business, hominess. They can tell you exactly how many you can buy. Thoughts what's America.

You know what's not illegal, though? Reaching into someone's cart and taking their Pokemon cards and then buying them. Yeah, that's legal, right? That's completely legal. It is. Nobody owns it at that point. The store owns it. The car?

Right. He's saying when you're both in an aisle at Target, you can just reach over and take shit out of their cart. I thought you were saying like, I said, I had. heard car. I was like, you're reaching somebody's car and pull. Because it's a store I mean, I do that anyways. It's store property at that time. Because then it's just, they're not going to say

anything. That's mine now. The cops don't watch you know this, but you paid for their gun. You can just grab it. We pay taxes. Literally on my challenge going. Which mine is yours. Oh, that is freaking cool. And then read it.

He's a donut. Dude, that's awesome. You pay Texas. That is a challenge. Cool, dude. That is, oh, cool, dude. That is really cool.

I have a lot of these from being on the road. Let's sign your other one. Oh, sweet. We had two up there. I have no more. The donut ones. What's the most you spend on a card then? I think that $4.50 was the most I spent on a card.

That was a lie. But go ahead. Yeah, no, that's fine. I mean, I didn't tell you how much I spent the whole week. Like in two days, I spent a good bit of money. What do you do? Are you just collecting them grading them? Man, I have, it's the freaking.

just the bid. You know, it's like the hive winning it. Oh, yeah. And then also the high of opening the pack. Oh, yeah, do pop and paxes. Yes, man. Have you done any first edition stuff? Like, old school in 1998?

It's so expensive, dude. That's so expensive. Like getting on websites and trying to get, these people want like $20,000, $10,000 for this stuff. For a pack. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, I can't do that. I had all of mine in a storage tote in my parents' basement.

You still got them? I do, but my mom, I was talking to my mom, this is like a year, two years ago, and she goes, oh yeah, your nephews found all your old toys and they were having so much fun with all your stuff. And I was like, can you send me a picture of what they were fucking with? Dude, they fucked up my old Pokemon cards. Oh, dude, you could be a millionaire. Could have.

This is JT when he called me that one time last year. And he's like, holy shit, I went to my mom's, my parents' place, and in the attic look at what I found. and it is all first edition and they're all like what? I got the he's like oh because they just stayed in the attic for 20 years

mine were yeah that's a freaking jackpot right now I told him my nephews ripped through all of them pulled them out of the sleeves and we got I got that one look how but like the condition of all every it's like a gym it's like a gymit team son

they're like just fucking Mitch Arzards and shit is it yours no it's uh JT is he again he's like oh shit he's like oh shit. I went home and I found them in the fire for 20 years ago. I ain't that lucky. That's awesome. I know some of it. Dude, those cars, no one would have seen. I mean, you again, grew up in that same time frame where it's like, how, I mean, how did this happen? It's a piece of cardboard.

Yeah. Magic the Gathering. Jake Paul had one that was worth 16 million. He sold it for $16 million. Oh, that's, that market's super inflated. I made a whole video about it. A lot of people's talking about it's going at some point he's got a crash. It's got a, it does, it's went up and down and again. It's It is a weird, it's hard. I don't know. It's working the same way that the housing market did in like 2008. Because the, like the value or the valuation is inflated. Oh, by, like, especially by those guys doing what they're doing.

Because when, yeah, when like a Logan Paul or Jay Paul, whichever it was, does something like that, it like skyrockets the market. But the, like the amount of value has not changed. It's just inflated. with Bitcoin who's the guy that just did that with like only 20 coins Michael Saylor yeah Michael he sold because he owns like 800,000 Bitcoin his company does he was always that's his whole company's that's all they do is they acquire Bitcoin and he was always very much like I will never sell Bitcoin I will never sell Bitcoin he sold the news came out he sold some Bitcoin they didn't say how many the market tanks like $10,000

per coin. What was this? Like three weeks ago? Crap, dude. Yeah, it was great. The market tanks like below $60,000 per coin. I think it got down to like $57,000 per coin from like 70. It tanked it. Comes out. He sold 32 coins. He sold 32 of his 800,000 and then turned around and bought a shit ton more. Oh, just like speculation. Dude. Scared everybody. Yes. He's freaking brilliant, man. What a marketing strategy. Yeah. borderline criminal, some would argue, but yeah, dang it, boy. No, I'm allowed to sell my assets.

Yeah, I love you can just say it. But the Pokemon, it's like leads back to that. It's the inflated number. It's like, you change. Instantaneously. That's awesome. Because at the end of the day, it's a fucking piece of cardboard. I mean, it's just like cash, I guess, in that way.

But there's nothing backing it. It's like any of those old comics or anything's just wild that they're worth that much. Yeah, man. Yeah. It's a big bubble and it's going to pop one day. Nobody knows when. Do you think it will pop or just... I love that the entire collectible markets reserve asset is autism.

Yeah. We're constantly betting that there's going to be more autistic people in the future that are going to be wealthier and they're going to want this shit. One day, there will be another billionaire who also thinks Superman is cool. That is the underlying reserve asset of collectibles. So we're good. Yeah, that's pretty safe bet. Yeah, there is not changing.

Unless they cure it. Oh yeah, you better not cure it. More Tylenol. Yeah. We need more vaccines. Yeah. No, there won't come a day when people will look at comic books and think, I don't know, it seems kind of gay to me. Watching that just how much anime took off because Goody, you, it was like nerdy to want to see anything.

Pokemon. Oh man. You still in high school. I'm like, didn't nerds watch Yu-Gio and Dragon Ball Z? Like what kind of, and now, you know, it's popular. It's all good out, man. God, yeah, it is so popular. Ukio's better than Pokemon. No, dude. I'll die on this hill. The card game itself?

I ain't about that. I'm just about collecting them. No, that's fine. Card game. Actually, playing the game. I don't know. I forget Pokemon's not just trading cards. There's an actual game. I always forget that. I've never, never played it. I have no idea how it works. energy and stuff.

They take, you know, magic the gathering to be too. I'm not going to pretend I know how to play that. Yugo is simple. They're a monster. It's got this many attack points.

Yeah, we used to play. My entire points bigger. I win. Uguio and middle school was, yeah, big. That's kind of like Pokemon. They got their little powers

and this one had 3 50 XP. This one has whatever. And then... You've activated my trap card. Yep. God, I can't. I don't think I know anyone that actually has played.

I don't know. I'm like, I'm like, oh yeah, it's... It's a game. They just collect them. Well, there's,

the competitions go crazy for like the card game. Because I just heard a story about it was like some like sweaty fucking 35 year old man was at one of the competitions. And he was playing. I think he got in a fight with like a like a nine year old who was like because the kid was. The kid was, I might be pulling this out of my ass, but it seems too specific for me to be making it up. But the kid was like the, you know, gold tier player or whatever.

And so was this grown man. And the grown man ended up getting in like. like a verbal altercation with a literal child. And there was a video of it. And they were like, that sounds right. Yeah. Like this adds up.

I do that every day. Yeah. The difference is you made him. Oh, yeah. True. Not a strange. That's true. Because like Magic the Gathering,

that I played. I think we've all played some ed, yeah, okay, Cody is. No, I ain't never played it. That dude, everything turns into a car game. League of Legends.

Like I bought betas. That's a card game? Wow. Rift. No idea. Don't they have like an auto, what is it called? Auto chess or something? Kind of works the same way.

What's it do? It's like a digital version. I don't know. I don't know why I brought it up. I don't know shit about it. I mean, yeah, they have a lot of those digital, like Magic the Gathering. They have the digital version, which is way cheaper to go in and play. Because magic cards.

Oh. I don't think people realize how. most of them bitches cost for a good deck what's the one like the black lotus or something like the first edition didn't post you buy that no he bought the one ring from the

oh yeah the lord of the ring collection and they made and it really genius marketing and an awesome idea is hey we're going to make one fucking card one and it's going out in the world post bought it for two million dollars or two point five million

dollars but it is a one of one and it's pretty cool we waited a week for it to get announced who got it because we didn't know everyone was like

who the fuck got that it was already getting speculated like 1.5 million two million dollars it was just like some asshole in North Dakota

went to Walmart and bought it he was actually yeah one of the northern I want to say it's right around the river

yeah yeah actually spot on and he was like what the fuck did a tweet or post and then

post Malone shot him the DM was like, I'll buy that from you. And then they met up. They did like a little event for it. And then he bought the card for like 2.5 million, I want to say. For a fucking card is wild. I know, man.

I know. Thinking I spent $450 for a card makes me feel like a dumbass. But $2.5 million. If you spend $2.5 million on a card, you just, yeah, you got money, man. No. Post-malone. That's just, yeah. That's pocket change.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, that's who bought. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. He bought it for $2 million.

And what car was this? The one ring. So it was Magic. Magic. Magic the gathering with the Lord of the Rings set. That's the... That? Yeah.

That is the only card and it's marked with... And it's one of one. It's a one of one. God dang. Okay. They're really, really cool. There was a... It.

Not even they. No, yeah. That is so fucking wild to me. Dude, Verstappans... I have Versappens. I have Verstappans rookie card. I think Brandon. and I love collecting shit.

Yeah, me too. The one versus tapping card, I was like, oh shit, here's what? Oh, I never heard of this one. It was rare. I didn't realize how rare. Bad, like a piece of tape, his autograph, and a piece of his gear on it. Like, really cool card. I was like, fuck, yeah, dude.

Okay, let's see how much. It's still $550,000. You got that one? No. No. Dude, have you ever seen the card, the card called the fuckface card? Have you ever seen that one? No.

Okay. So back in the 90s, it was a baseball player, and they were taking team pitchers. Well, his buddies put fuckface on the bottom of his bat. Took the pitchers. Oh! Topps came out with the pitchers. Yes. Oh, he snuck that in there.

Like a very, very limited, well, his buddies did it. He didn't know. He didn't know. This is the actual Topps car? Oh, shit. Yeah, so Tops only released after they figured it out. They didn't release but so many. so this guy ain't even really a good boy.

He was nothing special but that card. Yeah. Just look at that card real quick. Connor missed the story, so this is going to be good. See if you see anything different about that card. Fuckface. Yep, there you go. That's how it always goes if it's like that restriction of PlayStation 1.

One of the most expensive PlayStation 1 game is a college basketball game because they only made a handful because it fucking bombed. No one bought it and then they destroyed it. that shot that price up to like $200,000 to game that nobody wanted to buy. Because it's rare. But that made it rare. Yeah. Because it sucks ass.

Something's a rare for a good reason. Like, that's just like, what about, did you have any of your old Pokemon cards or any of your classic? Man, I don't even know if I ever bought a pack, dude.

Oh, I watched it on TV. No, we just poor. Oh, yeah, that too. Welcome to the table.

Yeah, man. So I don't think I ever even had any Pokemon cards, you know, until 38 years old, dude. That's sad. It's a good age to start. Pokemon, Pokemon, Pokemon. I like that. When you call people to buy their coins, like, hey, you got Pokemon cards?

It'd be like, the streamer? Pokemon. Like, I love this shit. So which one of, have you watched anyone else's content? Like, please break down? There we go. I'll see him. I watch him.

Yep. And what's wild, man, he lived in the county. right up from me. Like 20 minutes from me. I didn't. I police like right next to him. No shit. Yes. Yeah. That's cool. Crazy. Crazy. But yeah. Yeah. I've seen his content. Of course, I've watched a lot of his content. So. It's that history thing. I loved it. Man, when that one, and just the way he does his content,

like the, I don't know, it's just really good. And yours is really good too. It is, uh, yeah. It's awesome. the way y'all two do that. It's great. It's really good, man. For a 48-year-old man, you got some good content. Thank you.

Still got that young energy. Youthful eyes. Yep. With, for comedy, who are some of your favorite comedians? I meant to ask that earlier because it was like, oh. Tom Segura, I've been to see him twice. I mean, I said front row, like he could spit on me, because Tom Segura to me is just hilarious.

Dave Chappelle, of course, absolutely amazing. Bill Burr. I like Bill Burr. And, God, what's the Jeff, the Australian guy? He's hilarious. God, what is his name? Jeff. Jim Jeffreys.

Jim Jeffries. Oh, man. He's hilarious, too. So those guys, I like, because I don't, I'm not a one-line guy. I'm a storyteller. You know, in-depth storytelling. with punches in the story. Chappelle does it really.

Yes, man. Yes, yes. It's like I'll take that one joke. And I also love Rodney Carrington because Carrington, man, back in the, which he's still funny as all hell, but back in his heyday, old redneck feller, just good storytelling, funny guy. So that would be my top guys. What do you think with like Tom Seguer and then who's the other guy?

Burt Krecher. Yeah, what do you think I'm like Burt his other half or how did you? I like Segura. I think Bert Crusher is a really cool guy, nice guy, but his stand-up is not. He's that one really good story. That one machine story really, you know, and there's no offense. I mean, I just, that's not, I've tried to watch this specials, but it's just not my type of comedy. Segura to me is just hilarious.

You know what I'm saying? What about now with your Matt Rice or anything, they do crowd work, a lot of crowds, or do you, are you like, oh, yay, or eh? Man, here's my, and Matt Rife is, he's killed it. Absolutely killed it. But my question is, if he didn't look the way he looked, would he be popular? I'm just about to say, yeah. Because he's not like, the Netflix players I've seen were not good.

And I know I'm going to get, hey, I'm probably going to get, hey, because, oh, you're jealous, whatever. But the crowd work, okay, that's, that's great, man. But to me, like, I want to see a set. I want to see you do a one-hour. hour like you wrote this you know punches in the all that but I just I just really don't think that if he if he were some regular Joe that he would be where he's at the sets like Robin Williams I haven't watched one of those old sets in a long time until I watched Robin Williams recently the amount of energy that dude had cocaine is what that's called dude he was

insane. He was infamous for stealing jokes. Really? Oh, infamous for stealing jokes. Yeah. He would absolutely steal jokes in a heartbeat. He would sit at like the back of the comedy store and just literally like literally write down other people's jokes that were killing and then that's what that was like when like Rogan was starting to blow up with the Mexican dude. Carlos Menzia because Mencia was huge because he had mind of Menzia on Comedy Central that Carlos Menzilia.

And Joe Rogan goes up on stage and confronted him in person. And what the fuck is that guy going to do to Joe Rogan? Man, when nobody else in the country knew how to fight. And he's got two jujitsu black belts and a taekwondo world championship or whatever the fuck he had. And, you know, Martin Cia, too. I mean, he called him out and his career not after. And I've even performed at clubs where they're like, dude, he barely sells any tickets. He basically so far as I understand is almost exclusively performing in like Mexico now.

Yeah, like he does not sell tickets anymore. Who is the other one blew up and brothers stole a bunch of money? Oh, Dane Cook. Yeah. Dane Cook to me was the early 2000s Matt Rife. No offense, the women loved him. If you look out in the crowd, it's going to be a bunch of horny women just out there. I just

his first special was okay but I think it was just you know he just wasn't that good to me bro you remember the movie waiting Ryan Reynolds Dane Cook yeah that's such a good great movie Andy Milleinoccus

yeah and Dane Cook was in some funny movies you know right there in his heyday he had the one where it was like a like a Costco type thing Employed the money yeah that was a good fucking movie yeah he had some great movies I just didn't think

his stand-up was anything special I mean he made his money. Brother stole a lot of his money. Ten million dollars, I think, or something like it. Jesus. I used to love blue collar comedy tour when he was in my middle school. I loved it. Yeah, but when you watch it now, you're like, like Ron White to me

still got. Ron White is hilarious. Ron White is for sure. Ron White still hilarious. But when you watch it now, it's like, I can see why I thought it was hilarious when I was young. Yeah, when it was 14. Yeah. Yeah. No offense, those guys, they're legends. Absolute legends.

Well, I always said the funny part is I wanted, in middle school I wanted to be a comedian because I loved watching blue collar comedy tour and then fast forward fucking 15 years. I get to travel the country with my four, three friends and at the end of every, it's just us four sitting on stage

just like they do at the end of blue collar comedy tour. And at the time, because I was 12, my favorite comedian was Larry the cable guy and I'm the fat electrician. That's great, man. So that's weird. Manifested it, though.

I guess. Have you ever heard him out of character? Oh, yeah. It's like jarring. I believe you. Jarring. How are you doing? He's like, I forget his like birth name.

But he's like, yeah, I just called into the radio station that my friends ran and decided I was going to be this, you know, hillbilly character. He's from Nebraska. Ran with that for the rest of my career. And it's like, oh, whoa. He's just a normal guy. Now look at him. Love to me in cars. Yep.

Miter. Mm-hmm. I bet he made more money from that than he did his whole stand-up career. Oh, that changed his career. They were saying, um, Eddie Murphy. Shrek. Shrek with Donkey. Shrek is like after the residual checks and shit came in from Shrek and

he's like he put an audio recording studio in his house said I'm never doing a fucking movie ever again. They call Shrek the retirement film because Cameron Diaz, Mike Myers and, uh, Eddie Murphy they have not done a film sense because they made so much goddamn money. They, okay, so it was, they got royalties on the back. And they are all infinitely wealthy because of fucking Shrek. Well, the joke with Shrek was, for a long time, it was a punishment at the development studio.

You have to go work on Shrek. You have to go. If you fucked up, they sent you to go work on Shrek like you weren't working on the big project. So it was like a side back burner project forever that they would basically like throw their fuckups at. And I think, Pixar, right?

Yeah. And it went up against the Prince of Egypt or whatever it was. Oh, yeah, the really pretty Bible movie. It went up against the Prince of Egypt at the same time. And the Prince of Egypt was the one that they were like, this is what's going to crush. And Shrek's just, you know, we'll try to recoup our money on the back end. And then Shrek was fucking. Well, because it was a spite studio.

Yeah, Dreamworks was in spite. And that was specifically for Shrek where the owner is like, no, you're going to figure this out. They did a complete reshoot. Michael Myers didn't have a Scottish accent as first. Well, it was, it was a Chris Farley. Yeah, well, yeah, Chris Farley. He died. Michael Myers did the entire movie.

It watched it. He was like, trust me, can I do this in a Scottish accent? And they're like, well, no, you filmed everything. What the fuck? He's like, can we please do all the audio over again? Exactly. He was like, did fat bastard. He said, okay.

And then he redid it. And they're like, that's, that's it. That's what we need. It's his dad's accent. It's wow. His parents are Scottish. Oh, okay. It goes a good.

Every time I just think of fat bass. The Austin Powers were so good. Oh, man. Newer. I love them. They changed the 007. That's why all three of them were fantastic. Yes.

The part where he gets to golf cart stuck in the walls. That's to the point where, like, if I find myself in a spot where we call it Austin Power, like, oh, man, I'm going to have to Austin Powers. My way out of here. Back and forth 80 times. Just that. That is just hilarious, dude. It's just great, man. That's why the 007s, when they switched to Daniel Craig,

because of Austin Powers and how they made fun of James Bond and everything, that's why they're like, we're going to make it serious now. Yeah, they're like, yeah, we can't do any of that stuff anymore. We're going to just change everything. Well, the way that that Shrek beat that out, like beat that Bible movie out, it just comes back to, yeah, it comes back to like keep it simple stupid, just kiss. And that's exactly what Hollywood is doing now with the 824 movies that are crushing.

Simple plots. simple characters and they're not just trying to blow everything up and use all sorts of CGI and shit. It's just just keep a obsession was really good. Yeah, you don't need you don't need puppetry in a fucking

$10 billion dollar budget. Yeah, they just make a dope-ass movie. It costs less than a million dollars to make that and then it gross like 180, the 180 million the first fucking weekend or some shit. You can just tell a good story. Yeah.

Yeah. Shrecks a good story. Like they used to. Not have $10 billion dollars of computer animation. After remake, after remake. In fairness, the Prince of Egypt is a really good movie. I never seen it. I never seen it either. Really? I'd rather watch Shrek.

It's all right, but it just, it's a really good movie. It is. It's fine, but like, for a little kid, Shrek is cool. Oh, Shrek is. Have you ever seen Valiant? Yeah, I love that movie. Dude, he's one of his favorite. My son's favorite. I put clips of it in my videos all the time. Nazi pigeons and

Valiant is about World War II carrier pigeons that are animated and like the main characters a pigeon that goes into carrier pigeon training and he learns how to be a carrier pigeon and there's like Nazi falcons that are trying to intercept the carrier pigeons and he like gets his mission done.

It's a really good little bit. It's also, dude. Is it children's movie? It's called Valiant. Yeah, it's called Valiant. I always put clips of it in my videos. You watch it all the time, man. I don't probably do,

that was the first animated show to win an Oscar plus it won over 40 awards. What did it gross, like, theaters. It destroyed every movie that year in Revenue Shrek. That movie still kicks ass. I just watched it at Christmas.

It was, it was, it's so much fun having, being an adult now and going back and watching movies that I watched when I was a kid and catching all the jokes that went over your head. Oh, I had no idea that the bad guy in Shrek was named Lord Fuckwad. Yeah.

For my entire childhood. That's hilarious. Based off of, The Disney guy. That's, they modeled that dude because he hated him that much. Like, no, he's going to look like him and be short

and be a fucking dick. And that's his name. Yeah, he was like the, not the CEO of Disney, but, yeah, I think he was the CEO. Because the guy who started DreamWorks had this idea for Shrek. And then they were like, no, that's fucking retarded. And so he quit, started DreamWorks.

And then Shrek, like, or the amount of, like, references. Because, like, du Lac, the, the, city or whatever is like making fun of fucking Disney world. Yeah. It's just yeah he's like there was the whole movie was like fuck you Disney. That's great. 500 mil

in that 2001. Dang. And then dude 2004 933 million for the second one, 800 million for the third one. They fine. They can retire. Especially on royalties. You're like it's like the Star Wars guy. Video games toys,

merch, blisoning. Like that movie made so much money. McDonald's Coots. Yes. Obi-1 Canovi. That dude took that 2% or 3% of the toys. Off everything. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was just like, oh, yeah, I'll do what 3%.

Because they couldn't afford him. So we'll give you 3%. He's like, fine, because he hated that fucking thing. Like, he thought it was trash. And he's, even when he was dying, he's like, eh. But he also says, he's like, but I have a nice house now. That's funny. I think it's the second one or the fucking seventh or whatever in chronological.

or yeah, now in the new timeline or whatever. Alec Guinness's Obi-1 Kenobi comes in and he's like the, you know, the force projection or whatever where they're all blue and talking to people in their dreams. And he comes in, they're on Dagaba, Yoda's home planet or whatever. And he comes into frame and then immediately his, his like ghost sits down on a log, which doesn't make any fucking sense because he's a ghost. But it's because Alec Guinness was like, fuck this. This is the lamest shit I've ever done. I'm not going to even stand while I read my line. He made

Again, it was 2.2% of the back end So, $95 million out the gate And he was like a big Shakespearean actor with this huge career And that was at the very end of it He's like, now every time someone approaches me

They go, oh, you're Obi-1 Canobi He's like, God, does it infuriate me? He spent his whole career and now he's only remembered his Obi-1 Canobi. In the 70s getting a check for 95 mil though I'm like you know I'm fine with that I'll make this work so much cocaine

yeah back when it was good he did he was Lawrence of Arabia and he was in the bridge over the river quai or on the river quay I don't know that one uh it's the British POWs it's a really good movie British POWs in Japan or in the Philippines but under

the Japanese empire oh really really old yeah in the 50s or 60s I can't remember Mr. Ginger, any words or tips of advice and what are you into next? What do the people get to look forward? Comedy tour is over, so it is time to start building my contraptions again. Your do dad. So we got some builds coming up.

What are you building? I have a Honda Ridge Line that I turned into a monster truck. Love it. Because Honda Ridge Lines are gay. And I wanted to make it look more manly. Is that the QB one? It's a truck. Yeah, it's a big truck.

Oh, with the gay thing. It looks like the minivan. They cut the back off. It's a man van, is what it's called. But it's nitrous injected, but we're going to turn it into a lawnmower. Plan is get a bush hog. Put it under there. That seems dangerous, but go on.

Well, we're going to take a bushhog, put it on there. We're going to winch it to where a bushhog can come up and down. That way we can adjust the amount of grass we want to cut. And I'm going to try to put the wheels on the back that spin, like on a zero-turn longmore. I'm going to try to find big enough bushhog wheels to put on the back. to where when I turn it, the truck will just like that and turn in a circle. Dude, that would do so good in protest. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it would slice some people up, man. Oh, yeah. On the content creation side, do you ever watch Demolition Ranch build his crazy shit? I've never seen him build stuff. I always saw his guns. So his second channel off the ranch, he would build crazy contraptions like that. And that was some of his best videos. Yeah.

Like, view-wise, millions of views. You got to show us you building this stuff, man. Well, see, that's the thing, man, my builds, I've never shown them, but the builds themselves. It's just me and my buddy that build them. We don't go by a drawing, nothing. We just do it. Yeah, film that shit. And so we've never done any plan.

We just kind of build. And the builds have always been huge. Like, they're what gets my views. I mean, we turned a golf cart into a Tesla truck about four years ago. And it was right when the Tesla truck was coming out. Yeah. Turned into it. Man, you look.

it up, then you will, it looks identical to the Tesla truck. And yes, it called it the Tesla, cyber truck. But, and then I'm going to turn my Ford for Steve into a motorhome. So you know what the fastiva is, right, little tiny? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to turn into a motorhome.

Is that the one that looks like the geo prism? Yeah. Yes, yes. How do you turn that into a motorhome? mobile how are you changing the engine well we turned one into an ambulance one time uh we're gonna no we're gonna keep the engine in it patience hanging out the back yeah there's no we built bouncing their head on the road we're actually building an extension off the bag where it's further off and then built it we had to put four by four wood blocks into the shocks just where it wouldn't

drag and bounce ass it reminds me like the old uh old episodes of top gear Jesus Christ yeah the little fuck around project you ever watch top gear yeah yeah that's what that The teepee. Remind me. Yeah, man. That's it, though. Which I just found out moments ago. Apparently Jeremy Clarkson has very aggressive prostate cancer. Oh, dang, man.

Oh, no. Oh, boy. Dang. Besides the builds, just enjoying my summer, putting out content trying to catch up with these fellas. You know, it's a race now. He's been caught me and went past me on YouTube. So, start building again. Good competition.

Good competition. It makes me want to get out there and he gave me some words of women. system so we'll go get home and get on the pony we'll be good you just set up a little camera or go pro rig on top of your head just film you and your buddy hanging out everything we filmed with my phone that even easier frame yeah they're the meta glasses i got damn man but i don't like the the voice the like it don't sound good to me do you get the second ones i got the oakley ones the really good nice ones just get a little road mic record your audio separate yeah i could do i just i just film with the phone it just worked this far i mean why not keep going

The new meta glasses, I I'm just thinking if you're working with your hands. I'm not broke, don't fix it. Yeah. I was thinking if you're working with your hands to see the perspective. Yeah, true. I like that. That is true.

They only record three minutes at a time and it's all vertical. Yeah, that it's right, dude. It is. It suck. I was like, motherfucker. The meta two glasses, I think. Well, look at, uh, fucking at the bar last night, there was a FIFA game on. And the refs have, well, they have a, the mic or whatever so they can talk.

But then I noticed on the thing that they're wearing behind their ears, it has a camera that films their POV. What if I turn the glasses sideways? There you go. You might notice something different. Or you can just work. Just walk like that the whole time. Yeah. We found a solution.

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