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Episode Date: January 4, 2026

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I mean, let's be real, having a kid is just keeping cum as a pet. Hey, Paul Bunyan. Yeah. The gang does heaven. He could have been president, Eli. What the f***? You're f*** idiots! Yeah, don't play with me.

Don't play with me. Well, that cum was fun. None of this is amazing yet. You know, sometimes you record these podcasts and you realize this is the one. Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous. Brandon. his hair is fucking fabulous

Don't I A dark joke disposition And there's a fat electrician We'll come to unsubscribe Eli Don't you fucking crack everyone Hold it out Ready ready?

Ready? Ready? Ready? Three two, one Hi everyone Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap

Jake Barden Brandon Herrera, myself Donate Operator. Thank you so much for being back here. Is it just me or his White Claw started like smell like body odor? I don't know. We haven't been around these parts in a while. That's why I want to fuck it.

No. Beli. Tays like me being an altar boy, I'll be honest. You want the rest of that? Holy shit. Beli, when's the last time we sat down here and did a podcast? It's been a couple weeks, right?

Bro, we have When's the last... Two months? Good Lord. Who was the last... We can't even remember the last guest. So basically what we do in our podcast is like we went into those unsubscribe live tours

and we had to kind of build up a couple of podcasts going into that. A little backlog. Yeah, a little backlog type stuff. So, yeah, it's been a minute since we sat here in the actual unscribed podcast house and done something like this. Was it Jim? Jim Capers? Dude, I think it.

It was, yeah, capers. Major Capers was literally, you know, major capers, Marine. Yeah, it's, yeah. You know who he is? Yeah. Yeah. I didn't realize you guys had a podcast with him, but yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we had him on like a month ago. He was right there. Month or two. I'm sitting in Capers chair right now? Yeah. Well, he had his wheelchair thing. Oh, he wasn't in this. This is his microphone.

No, wait, he said, he said on this. Yeah, no, he did. Yeah, he did. Yeah, that was the chair. I just had to do a little sniffy-wiffy, but. Dude, his stories. He's like, man. Wait, he gets mad when I tell those stories.

And then we're asking the handler. And he's like, well, it depends on the group because what people consider a war crime or what is not a war crime. You can tell a story, Jim. He's like, okay, so I slid a dude's throat. These look like fun people. He had nostalgia, not PTSD kind of thing.

Oh, dear. It's spicy nostalgia. That was one of the shorts I saw of him talking about his experience in war. One of the top comments was, this guy doesn't have PTSD. He gives PTSD. Like, we, yeah, yeah, I'll still a comment for a joke every, all the time. 100%.

Oh, you're a streamer. Yeah, you know how they guys. Oh, absolutely. 50% of my content is straight up just like my own jokes. And the other 50% I just rip off content. Like rip off comments, not content. It's like, oh, that was a good joke. I'm taking that.

Are we, are you leaning back for this? This is why I asked where are you going to relax and immediately? You're like, yeah, so I'm going to talk back here. I'm like, this is why I was adjusting the microphone for my boy. I'll fuck you right now. I'll tell you what. He's leaning in for the ASM. I do.

I do stream, so, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm used to, yeah, my name is Barton. Good to have you guys here. Thank you guys for having me. My mic, though, is set up somewhere around this area. So I can do, you know, this way there. No, just this weird essentials. No, no, what's that? I'll fuck you too.

Never mind. He might be a senator some days. I hope not. I'll talk to you nicely. Oh, yeah, man, yeah. You're doing the ASMR? It's like, would you fuck me? I just don't want to say that loud.

I don't want somebody to clip farm this, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah, nobody. I guarantee you there's nobody in the political world. I endorse Brandon Herrera for senator of Texas. I hope that didn't ever happen. The president of Texas. Yes. That was president of Texas.

We did used to have that. Yeah. Sam Houston. Sam Houston, yeah. Pause. What? No, go on. I don't know this.

And I'm still one from Texas. And this is new. I didn't know we had a king. Well, we didn't have a king, but the first and third president of Texas was Sam Houston. Okay. I thought you were talking about it was a king. No, no, no.

They couldn't go back to back. So Sam Hines said to go in. He was trying to figure out the slavery shit. And then Dickhead McGee came in. And then Sam Houston, because you, so you can, uh, you can, uh, apply to be, uh, president in Texas at the time, multiple times, but they couldn't be in succession. They can do it back to back. I didn't know that was why.

You're telling me Brandon could have been the president of Texas, but he applied for Congress. Yeah, he was born in 1830. Yeah, that would have been a thing I could have done. It's this bullshit. He could have been president, Eli. Yeah. Absolutely wonderful, man.

So the podcast would be so big back then. Nowadays, you just have governor, but the, yeah, no, back in the day, I think there were three ever presidents of Texas, and Sam Houston was two-thirds of them. Yeah, yeah. And then right after that, because Sam Houston brought him in as a state. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he brought him in as a state because, and he did it kind of slyly.

but his whole purpose was to get them part of the Union United States of America right and the way he did it was to act like he was going to go with the the queers that drink tea so then America was like

well we don't want enemies on the south and the north and they were like what the fuck it was Andrew Jackson I believe that was president at the time I think he came way later for the Boston Tea Party wait what was this for No, no, no, no, no.

It was an Andrew Jackson. Not when, uh, not when Texas became a state. Texas became a state way later. What am I thinking about? The gang learns history. Wait, hold on. President, when Texas became a state. It's going to look really bad on your senator resume if I'm right.

James is going to look very bad. Huh? James Polk. No, who was, no, before that, yeah. No, Jackson was already in his, uh, his retirement, I believe. Am I fucking up? Who is, who is, who is, well? Where's Nick when you need?

Yeah, Nick should have been in all this. We have so many, like, history friends. I'm like, I don't know. It's not about the... It was 1845 territory, and then he was already... So... Give me a second. I'm researching.

All right. Just fucking... They can cut this, but I'm pretty sure it was... I'm pretty sure it was him. Keep it all in, Chase? Could he just have the loading bar on his head as he is talking and doing the research right now? 56K modem. Yeah, so by that time, Andrew Jackson was...

Nick just texted you. Nick just texted you. By that time, Andrew Jackson was dead. So he was... Yeah. Right, but he was in his... So, his protege... His protege was the one who brought Texas into.

We're reaching. We're reaching here. We're not. We're not. Hold on. God damn it. I am an idiot, just so we're all right. I'm a dumb ass with the cell phone. That's all you guys got to focus on. He was president from 1829 to 1837. I'm pretty sure I'm right on this.

I just got to figure it out. Andrew Jackson's protege was the first president of Texas. Andrew Jackson. Sam Houston? Yes. Was Andrew Jackson's protege? Is that where you're? Yes.

Where we're going to look right now. Your degree of confidence is alarming to me. Andrew Jackson had several. key protegees. Most notably, James Polk. Okay, now I'm mad. Oh, Sam, Houston's at the bottom. There it is! There it is! He took him on

as a father figure. It's the last name, Mitch? Yes, yes, because he became a fucking drunk, and then he came back. He was with the Cherokee for a while. Yep, yep. This is his bit. Well, he did a bit in the live show, too, talking about this a little bit. Oh, who did? Nick. Nick. Oh. We have a segment for you.

So, yeah, he talked about the fact that, You know, he basically, he was living, like, the avatar lifestyle. Yes. Where he just, like, became one with the natives, much against the government's wishes. And showed up to D.C. in, uh, Indian garment. Yeah. And fought somebody. Like, he's one that beat the shit out of a congressman.

Yep. Yeah. So it turns out that's pretty common in history. And as it should be. Is he the one better? We were a proper nation at one point. He didn't want to be a leader. Is he the one that kind of got put into?

presidency and he didn't want that who uh your guy sam houston sam houston i believe oh of texas period like what how high did he get are you this is a great podcast how are you doing president you know all the thing though yeah yeah so i will just say this really quick i want to say it was him or one of the nick guys because we talked about this he did not want to be president he was like oh yeah you should vote for this dude no no no that was that was uh president garfield that's the one you yeah were you the one that told me that yes yes okay garfield no i love that story this is way better when nick's not here because he knows everything about it he's autistic about it or nick is watching that's arguing and you are just listen to us

being oh dude you know what paul at tradies never wanted to be the emperor but he became Did you bring up a trophy? He became the lease on a Dune Lord right now? He became the lease on our game. You know what? So anyway, how do you feel about my hero academia?

Honestly. Bringing up fucking movies and shit. Cody has a much better grasp on Dune than we apparently have on U.S. history. So that's, at least we have a subject matter expert on fucking something. Okay.

So I will say. Anyway, this started off crazy. Well, I will say, the one Brandon talked about at the gym, that's where I heard it. I love that. It's like a president that, didn't want it and he's like no you should vote for that dude and then everyone starts voting for

him he's like because it was yeah the the deadlock convention uh which i i don't know if you guys have seen that new it's the new netflix show it's like four episodes but it's i think it's death by lightning it talks about uh james garfield's uh presidency oh it's netflix yeah so james garfield is a black woman yes okay she's also first of all she's also disabled not Disney. First of all, first of all, I'm so sorry. He made me chuckle and it was in your direction. You're all good. If you guys didn't notice, I basically just made this way. Place your hand on the Bible. I don't know. I don't think this is Jeter's face and I'm holding on to that. The gang takes civics. No, the, it's an excellent show. It just talks about like,

none of this is getting nerd. No, absolutely. This is a podcast that'll be lost at time. Thanks for the flight out. Thanks for what is so long and thanks for all the free booze. Okay, so hold on real quick. If I may. They've got me very drunk already. Don't blame us.

I ordered a lot of drinks by myself. And specifically was the only one at the table who said, no, I don't need food. Okay, well, see, now we're talking too much shit. See, now we're opening a bag of a bag of. Senator, you can continue. Continue, please. No, no, no, you're doing, you're doing great. You're doing great.

You're doing great. I am. Oh, I love. These are my favorite. My name is Jake and I'm an alcoholic. The first step is admitting you in the way. I do. But I also have two beautiful daughters. Man, fantastic. You guys are bringing up videos and movies and shit.

And I don't have time to do that because I'm watching Bluey. and cars and fucking... I've seen Hercules 192 times. You were so enthusiastic this morning. You're like, love the fucking cars movies. Cars one, great.

Cars two, shit. Cars two, great. Or cars three great. They went too hard into Mater. And spending about going too hard into a male name. I was also an altar boy. Sorry.

James, if I may ask, why did they go so hard onto Mater? What's happening with Major? Well, The lower IQ, there's no way this makes it that. The lower IQ you have, right? Yes, true.

There's less likely you know enough people to tattletail. So if you're like, made it. No, no. That's a sodomy joke. Anyway. We're getting nothing out of this episode. So far, I'm liking a lot of this. These are the episodes that, like, it seems like,

such a throwaway, and it's just like, huh, two of ten. Audience fucking loved it. All right. Well, we're already hitting. It's like, we have history. We have our comedy. All right, calling that history is a little wrong. I was still kind of, right?

I'll take six out of ten right. You take five out of ten right? And we call it a day. You're going for Texas Senator, right? No. No. What are you going for? One out of the Senate.

Congress. It's a congressional race. That's close in it. It's a House of Representatives, more specific. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the house. Represent the people. Yeah, I know, I know how that works. Like I said, the gang takes civics.

It's like, what's going on? Okay, Brandon, for, anyway, sorry. Oh, you're good, you're good. For the, for your guy that we were talking about. President Garfield, yeah, got voted into. Well, it's a great show because it's, A, it's very funny, but it tells like a very real story. And I think they, they were pretty good on their historical accuracy. Obviously, they played up a bunch of stuff and made it, you know,

dramatized, but I think he actually served the shortest term. Don't quote me on that, but I think it was the shortest term of any, any president because it was only a few months between him being sworn in and him being shot and killed. Who was that? President Garfield. Garfield? Yep. Yeah, it's not correct.

Do we want to finish this podcast on Nick's here? We have Connor, Connor fact-checking off screen. Who had shorter than Garfield? He died months after he gave his inaugural speech. That is true. well so did so did garfield I think Zach Taylor was like two months

because Taylor or Zachary Taylor I think he died because of milk if I'm not mistaken milk and cherries yeah he was like at a summer barbecue and just downed a bunch of milk and it fucking killed him and cherries how to

do you eat the stems no no this is why you pasteurized milk it was like a dessert at the time it was just cherries and cream and he ate like gallons wait hold on hold on Was he the original? Berries and green, bears and green.

Is that where he came from? Apparently. Yeah. The only reason I know this is because that was my assignment. We had like a debate thing I had to do in high school, like, history. And the president that I was given was Zachary Taylor. And we were fighting some other president. I don't remember who the fuck it was.

But the other team nailed a kill shot. They were like, yeah, well, your president died from milk, so shut up. I'm like, fuck. I was wrong because the comments are going to freak out about this, but it was a William Henry Harrison got pneumonia at his inaugural speech because he didn't wear a coat, and he died two months into his presidency. Okay. Yeah, well, there you go.

Well, there you go. Presidents die. What the fuck? Brandon, what kind of shirt is that? I'm glad you asked, Eli. This is a poncho. Brandon and I actually wear poncho so much. We constantly end up wearing the same nice poncho show.

shirt. Good thing nobody's ever pointed that out before. Now if you guys have ever seen one of our live shows or this podcast in general, you'll see Brandon and I wearing these incredibly comfortable great looking shirts all the time. Finn, pull it up with pictures. They're literally always wearing the same shirt. I got turned on a poncho like a year ago. I've been wearing them ever since. I personally prefer. I think this is the Western because it's got the pearl snaps. Uh, because it's hot in Texas and I like something breathable. Here's the thing I find really cool. Brandon, do the glasses trick. So poncho's hands. have this neat little thing in the pocket where you just take your glasses. No, that's the other one. Be more specific. Let's give the shit about that. All right.

Watch everyone. So if you got fat fingers and you smudge your glasses all the time, the bottom of the shirt actually acts, it has like a microfiber so you can clean your glasses. I make him clean my phones. He does. I like the hidden little pocket on the breast. Wait, what?

Right over here. Got a little zipper pocket. I didn't even know about that one. Is that where you hold Cody's heart? And his drugs. Things you might need to know, Poncho has put a lot of thought and detail into each one of their shirts.

Oh, holy shit. They're soft, they're really fucking soft. Yo, what? That's my one, like, thing is fucking fabric sensitivity. I don't wear uncomfortable shirts. This is comfy as f***. That's why we wear them all the time. So Pancho's got a bunch of great styles,

the original Western denim and ultralight. If you're looking for the perfect shirt, something breathable, and stands out in a good way, Give Poncho a try. Go to poncho outdoors.com slash unsub and get $10 off your first order. That's P-O-N-C-H-O-O-Outdoors.com slash unsub. Dude, pneumonia, because you didn't wear a coat that. You don't wear a coat when you're outside?

In D.C. Yeah, you should probably wear a coat. But what year was this? Do you wear a coat when you're in? Yes? 1841. He was president for 32 whole days. They don't know about it.

32 days. Dear Lord. Bro, in the middle of winter. in D.C., if you don't wear a coat, I'm going to make so much fun of you if you fucking die. I hate the fuck. I hate the fucking make so much money, too. So much money off of Brandon's merch. No, no, see that, dude, when I ask you, when I airbrush you on to a fucking t-shirt, it's going to, I'm going to make so much money.

You're going to put me as your vinyl decal on the back of your Chrysler 300? Gone too soon. Yeah, it's going to be great. The tribute merch doesn't go as hard when you die from something. something real stupid. We just have Brannis is gay. It's like now we overcame that real quick.

We got to be an obstacle. It's you dead. Oh God, you're going to sound like the Jesse James patch photos. Yeah. Oh yeah. Just frozen.

It's going to be you guys selfieing over my corpse in the hospital. Pretty much. The gang life on top of The gang does My son's godfather dies from lack of coat Like John's out there Just like yo

The gang does heaven His gun is a squirt gun because he's cold his shit It works out perfect I love it My op was a coat Did he ever think about not getting pneumonia though? My op was the weather channel Howdy died

man he has stage four coat I like that Everyone's crying We got coat We got coat research going on Is it A pouring liquor on it You just throw a coat on top of the casket

Call it a day No American flag Just a coat One of these days We'll invent a garment That protects people from the cold Man this one for you you know, we can see it.

Oh, I love it. Do you guys see that, that new thing that came out? There was some criminal thing I'd come across because I always come across the criminal things. Like the ops are always trying to get each other. A dude died 23 years ago and an op blew his grave up with dynamite. What? They went out to his grave and just blew it up.

That's a level of petty. It was 23 years later after he killed an op and he went out there and he blew it up with dynamite. year was this? It was 23 years ago, apparently. So he waited. Found out where this dude? And they just blew his fucking grave up. So 23 years ago from today. Yeah. So that was 2002. Yeah. That's some hate. Yeah. I figured this would be like 1900, like access to dynamite. You could just like buy that. You're like, oh, I got to go blow a fucking hole in them hills. I mean, I'm going to do that to your grave when you die, though. If I live two and three years farther than you. It's fine.

Because blowing shit up made a whole lot more sense. Well, at least then you could, uh, well, if you blow up my grave site, at least nobody will know I died from pneumonia, from no coat. No coat, no coat, my boy. That no coat. NCN. What are the, what are the polymarket odds this episode ever airs? Zero.

Hi, so far. Zero. This is okay. Zero. All right. I will say this, though. You know when, you know, somebody, there's. no shot, dude.

Ah, there's no shot this air. Is this going to be like a Patreon bullshit or a pepper box or whatever? It's like a Christmas episode to me, right? But, you know, when, you know, you see these things or the back of the vehicles or on T-shirts, it says, gone too soon, but then they got shot, right? That's the entire point of a bullet. It's supposed to get there pretty fucking soon. So I don't understand the gone-to soon.

There was a purpose for that. I have to, okay, for, like, where are the... Did, when was the first time you were like, I'm going to make some videos? Like what made that thought process happen? Oh, no, no, no. Now we're up me. No, so before all social media, I was the dude and the main focus for me. And I think we're probably all raised somewhat the same way.

I was raised to where you, yeah. But no, you wake up, you go to work, you support a family, and then you die. And I was completely fine with that. I don't care about that. As long as my family was happy, that's all it mattered. Before social media, I had like 12 likes on a picture on Facebook one time. I never did anything social media. And then I went to my brother's, I think it was a 16th birthday party.

I flew out. They were in North Carolina at time. Real quick. What was your job working at this time? When you, like, you made- Oh, I didn't exist before social media. I'm like, baby Jesus. It's GFCS.

What job were you doing before you, like, you saw your social media started? Ah, so right before. I was, I had a union job climbing poles for a living. My mom couldn't keep me off of them, apparently. I was climbing poles up in the mountain in Colorado, for those of you who don't know where I'm from. We call them strippers.

I'm from Marketer originally, but I was living in Colorado, and I was climbing poles up in the mountain and doing all that and had a union job, had a really good job and all that. I didn't know there was a stripper's union. That's what I didn't either. You climbing a pole?

Going down? I didn't know. There was a center. union, fuck you, actually. Fuck you. That doesn't apply to me.

It works. Hey, Paul Bunyan. Yeah. But no, so that's, that's what I was doing. Paul Bunyan? Is it?

Paul's north, woods? I don't know. Brain and it's not. You're crushing it right now. Thank you. You're talking about climbing poles? Like,

yeah, the spikes in your boot and you're climbing up the polls. I did that for a, oh yeah, no, you really? Yes, sir.

No shit. I did not know that. For AT&T. Every, that for a minute. Every like three months. Actually the same thing. I was a 15 foot cowboy. Yeah, I was AT&T climbing up poles to put in lines and stuff. So we were doing a lot of stuff up in the mountain. That's your husband. Every three four months we do a podcast and I find new fucking Cody lore. Yeah. I never knew you did that. Yeah, dude. What do you call that? You're going to hurt your own friends. I'm just going to sit here.

What do you call it when you have the spikes in your shoes and you're climbing up the poles? Gavin. Yeah. I did that for a minute too. Yeah, no. So I was doing that up in the mountain and getting. I fucking, I, tell people this. I was like, I did every, obviously you tell everyone. Before, I don't know,

before 200 episodes. I don't like, I don't like to tell people what I did before I did YouTube. So like, yeah, I didn't exist

doing the same thing. That works. But no, I actually feel that, all right? Some of us won our privacy. All right. I was sorry,

the game across really aggressive. Especially since you said in British. I was gaffing polls and doing all that. And the job was great. It was fantastic. and I just started making random as videos flying out

and when I flew out to my brother's birthday he had one of his buddies that they were all hooting and hollering about how one of them got like 30,000 views on a video right? And my little brother is 10 years younger than me so I was like

ah this would be a good way to maybe you know connect to them so I made a thing started talking about work stuff and I was like maybe I get a thousand followers and he can

And, you know, we can talk about, you know, TikTok. I didn't know anything about this. As far as content win or as far as social media goes, to this day, I think it's still dumb as fuck. Anyway, no, he's going to get closer. But anyway, so I went home and I made a TikTok account and it just kind of blew up overnight. What was this?

2020. Okay, yeah. Yeah, February of 2020. And then he blew up. And then I remember coming up to my wife. and I was like, hey, we have like 10,000. What happens if it's a 10,000 or a million or whatever it might be? And then just kept making videos, and it just kind of worked.

And now I'm, you know, on all sorts of other platforms. But I just, I hopped in my truck. You guys have such a great place here and whatnot. I got very lucky into where I sit in my truck and I hold my phone like this. I say some fuck shit. and then I hold my phone like this and I say some fucking I just keep going back and forth until all my jokes are done

and then I walk inside my house and I go hang out with my children which is such a blessing in its own way it's just so fucking wild dude how all this works. It's the new white picket fence of America I feel like which is kind of ass let's be honest

the new American dream is followers but I'll take it A, GFC, buy a hat Keep that in You better keep that in You better keep that in GFC stands for Get fuck

Get fuck cancer Global financial crisis Grotesque Child It means so many Different things It is whatever you want to make it Yeah exactly

You know the craziest fucking story That told me about that Like going up polls like that Yeah Yeah Like you get to the top And you go to go back down

But you got to look down Before you go back down The poll When you're in it Because there were There was like one dude in like the unit that I worked for, union jobs. One of the poles, a spike came out a little bit, like one of the wooden spikes.

Yeah. And you dropped back down a little bit and it went up his asshole and it went into his heart. What? So you always got to look out for that. What went into it? All you have to do is not do that. No. Yeah, I know.

That's crazy. There was a guy that did that. So that's why I was so scared. I was like so scared going at the polls like that. The spike went into his heart from his ass. Yeah. Yeah. So you got the spikes on your hills and you're going.

at the fucking pole right and like you always got to look down to make sure like when you come back down and one dude just kind of like dropped a little bit because sometimes you drop and you catch yourself it's called burning a pole yeah yeah yeah yeah like a mortal combat pit yeah so like a piece of the pole like a little piece of the pole like a shark of the pole yeah yeah yeah yeah you got a splinter to his heart he got a splinter that came up as a bull and went into his heart he went It went through his, he got fucking vladded. Yeah, yeah, Vladdened basically. Fuck.

Yeah, that's what you got to work out for. Fun fact. Because, I mean, these poles don't get maintained all the time. So you might be working a pole that's just been around for like a couple years now, like 20 years. And then they splinter. And so you're like, you're shoving your, you're shoving your hills into this fucking pole. And you go up and then you're coming back down. And a dude dropped just like three feet, which happens.

and you just dig your poles back in, whatever, you fell a little bit. And sometimes there's like, and that's what they warned us about. There's just like a little spike, and it could be, you know, like two inches around. It just goes up your ass and shoves you in the heart. Dude, that's some shit that I would see like two o'clock in the morning watching the spike TV. It doesn't just do that. That's a crazy story. It doesn't just do that, but there's a possibility.

If you flog it up. I'd be watching like a thousand ways to die on Spike TV and like see some story like that and think, no. Oh shit. You didn't know. did that shit too. No, no, I had no fucking clue. I've known you for how long? I have no I had never known that. I was fucking used to climb poles too. It's fun. But if you burn a pole like what he thought so, yeah, obviously that piece of wood came up his ass, but I did burn a pole one time speaking on that. I was coming down. I was trying to come down too quick

and I burned the pole and then as I got to the bottom, luckily, I ended up okay, but I have a scar Right here, right next to my penis. Almost a femoral. So that was a big ass splinter, but flinter went straight up my, this close to my ball sack of my asshole. How close to the formal? Enough. That's terrible.

That's the most scary, like legs, most terrifying part. That femoral, you're just like, boop. 10 seconds. I didn't have kids at the time, so it would have worked out. The amount of time it would take you to get off that pole, you don't have enough time to turn a kid or anything like that. You're just fucked. Well, and at the time, so I was climbing the poles up in the mountain.

So, like, I was in the middle of nowhere, up in the Rockies in Colorado. So if it did nick it, I probably could have got to say that word, right? Golly. If I did nick it, you know, I would have had enough of time to, you know, call my family to say I love them. But that, so it went all the way up to his heart. Yeah, yeah. How big was the spike? A big splinter came.

off at the fucking pole. So it was an old, like an old pole, and he was climbing up to get something. And he came down, fixing things, came down a little bit too hard. And he fell in the, yeah, that just little splinter just like went up as a hole into his heart. Didn't you know that was in the cards. Although if you did just catch the formal, like just on the way down. And in the, yeah. I get a really, I get a really cool.

YouTube video by the unsub podcast about the history of burning poles. Yeah. Yeah. You like a mouth full of hard wood. Yes. Go on? Then boy, do I have a product for you. I'm re-enlisting in the Navy.

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fixed wires. Did you know that about your dad? No, new dad's Lord. Yeah, fucking none of us knew that about your dad either. None of us knew Cody did this. John, he risked his life. You used to like try to put stuff in like plug-ins. Quite the start there. Used to plug shit in. Yeah, dude.

You used to put butternives in the sockets. It's like that video game that what's your daddy. Who's your daddy? Yeah, who's your daddy? Yeah, it's a great game. Jesus Christ. Like one player plays as the father. John, why do you think I get so mad at you?

Dad has done every job on the planet. That's how you land on social media. But now you have a very fantastic kiddo. John, you are, for a 16-year-old, too. like you turned out good kid yeah hey may how good is he at making like jack and coax john i'll put it this way i'm his godfather you want to make me a jack and coke i'm asking permission from your father it's fine it's fine if not this is not false i'm running a coffee cup right now you heard me say seven retarded uncles earlier right so his godfather is

this guy legally this is his godfather but he's grown up for the past five six years around beli me brandon nick fat electrician like all of our group so i i don't know what his out so now he's just doing as best well the the running joke for the last fucking five years has been one of these days he's going to write a tell-all book called my seven retarded uncles hey just make make sure they're done with social media before you do that make your own bag afterwards. Make that back, buddy. I love it. My lawyer will talk to you. It's fine. A little savage over there. We're like, damn. And how he will burn, even us. It's like, yeah, you were raised around us. Jesus, don't do that at high school. Please, that will get you.

Maybe do it around high school. He kicked out so fast. He'll be fine, dude. He'll be all right. I know he's been around people like us long enough that he's funny beyond his years. So like when he gets to college, he's either going to crush it or get his ass kicked. How good of a shit dog, is he? Pretty fucking good. Everyone King, Trout? Oh, Trout's men. Wait, wait, you got news. First off, you have

that's shit. Yeah, don't play with me. Don't play with me. Don't play with me. Don't play with me. That's right, gay boy. Well, that's the intro of this one. Trout. Come here. It's going to be the end word, and now we're doing that. Now they start, everyone kisses down the row.

You dropped your wallet, and I didn't want to say anything, but it's the one that says bad motherfucker. Hell yeah, brother. Well, I start the podcast with that. It's perfect. Oh, dude. I always told my wife,

Chad. It's not gay if it's a dude. That's how that works. How do you like being a parent, though? Do you love it or? Dude, I cannot stress this enough. So I lost two of my babies.

So we lost two. And then, well, my oldest now, they're two and one. I have Irish twins 12 months apart. And when she popped out, dude, I'll tell you what, it was, it was mesmerizing. Oh, can we talk about, were you with your son or whatever? Were you in the room when the birth was happening? Okay, so, all right. He wasn't there when the conception was happening.

I was just hoping. It's like, oh, no, man, I was sitting in the chair on the other side. I love it. And then we just clipped that you kissing him. And it's like, how do you like that? And then she was like, I loved it. And then you were trying to go to me for words? And then you were like, well, I was a real serious for a second.

Man, this is hard to follow. You guys are going to clip me into context. So just in case, you're retarded. What was it that you clip me saying in the fucking, oh, I love loads in my butt? I went through, you just clipping through my butt. Clip that again. I love loads in my butt. I went through the Kurt Cobain

Cobain video. I was playing it because I was like, oh, I made reference to it in the Pepperbox video that I made. And I was like, oh yeah, here's an actual quote from Brandon Herrera's video on that. And then I just went through and I found all. I was like, what sentence can I fucking make? And I heard him say the words, I love and

loads. And I was like, you know, we got something here. I love loads in my butt. I love loads in my butt. And then you're now on Pepperbox. Yes, sir. Fucking. Well, where they can find you a pepper box? and then what your name?

Pepperbarks. Dot TV King Trout and also on YouTube and you're doing fucking amazing out the gate which is awesome to see

Thanks dad You're like okay I like this Tell me you love me Love you love me Oh Oh my kid do it And that's how I know

he's a veteran Well Speaking of kids I wanted to do that Before they popped out That is perfect So anyway, you were in the room with your wife. Back to the magic of fatherhood.

Oh, yeah, dude. Hell yeah, brother. Now that we have kissed. Tell me about your life. You know, baby girl, I was in the room. All right. I was in the room. Jesus Christ.

Where are we going right now? I don't know. Anyway, get emotional. Get emotional. Okay. We're good. Here, we're really quick. Do you want to swap out for kid stories?

Family, family, you have a kiddo. Yeah, get the fucking... I have no children. Two miscarriages. No children! Why, two miscarriages too? And, like, I got two now. Like, it works out eventually.

Yeah, you're still with your wife, though. Oh. Yeah, it's because I found love. Fuck you. I take that like this. She faced time me while I was here, you unlovable fuck? Why not? Anyway, anyway, idiot.

This is going so hard. I didn't realize this. This podcast was a combat sport. I think we were just going. Fuck. He's like, puh. Dear Lord.

Are we just hitting low today? Fuck. You should move here. I love that. That's actually the best compliment. Say hi to bar none. But were you in the room too with your kittens? Like when they were born?

Yeah. Not when they were a f***er. Like when they were born. Yeah. Oh, man, do you want to hear a gnarly one when he was born? Oh, absolutely. Holy shit. So they clipped it off at a wrong point, or not a wrong point.

The umbilical cord? Yeah, yeah, they clip the umbilical cord off where it was kind of a, I don't know, pressure building point. Yeah. And so when I, like, you got to cut the cord. Like, you know, dad's got to cut the cord. It's gummy, right? I cut the cord and it just sprayed in my mouth and all over my face. Why did you use your teeth?

Yeah. I shouldn't have. run that. There was a lot of pressure build up. Yeah, yeah. And it went, and I was like, I love this kid. Yeah, well, you know, that stem cells of your own DNA, you know. Yeah, yeah. People pay a lot of money about that. I wasn't even disgusted by it. A piece of you in your face? I started that at 13. It was kind of cool. Right. Was that related to you being an altar boy? Okay. Well, hold on. We're not. I just love my hearing Trout actually break over. That was 14. Sorry, we're getting ahead of ourselves.

Yeah, trying to give you my life story here. So, Cody, you went, fucking, yeah, just, I love him. Damn, the IUD turned into an IED. That's crazy. Well, apparently the IUD didn't work. There we go. I love this.

You're never, you're never getting hired to sit here. I've never run. So I'm right. Yeah, I hope you're right. Sorry, representatives. You could represent me any day, baby girl. I'm not going to kiss you like Goddard you, damn it. So you're a homopopop.

You turned it so fast on. So you don't support the gays. He only kisses me. Yeah. Can I kiss you? No, I'm monogamous. That's the problem. Oh, you know what?

That's fair. But it's not cheating if it's gay. That's what you keep telling your wife. Oh. Yeah. Are we sidelining? What's up with your kids? Tell us.

We are sidelining a lot. That's all right. No, no, no. So I was just asking if you guys were in there because I've seen some guys that won't go in there. It's like, oh, it's disgusting, blah, blah, blah. No.

And anybody, and by the way, this goes for everybody here, anybody who says that childbirth is beautiful and all that, you're stupid. What it is is, is dope as fuck, is what it is. So I'm sitting there. I'm in the room. my baby's about to be delivered my first one and uh all i remember is i was on the dad couch she uh so i almost lost my wife uh so we lost two and then on the third one emberley my

oldest um uh she damn there died so i was sitting uh bedside with her the night before watching um making sure blood pressure and all that was good and then see i don't know if i want to talk about um you're gonna it was it was it was okay well don't put this on me all right let me blame people and okay okay okay what did i say before anyway no so i'm sitting there next to her bedside and um watching that and it was like four or five in the morning she's still going through some issues um she had some called help syndrome so it's one above preeclampsia so i don't know if you I do not know what that is.

It's, so preeclampsia, you get like low blood pressure. I don't fully understand it because I'm still a dude. But preeclampsia, and then once you get past preeclampsia, you're going to help syndrome, which stands for, it's like high, high something, low pressure, whatever it might be. Anyway, they were worried about her blading out when the baby came out, right? Right. So we were sitting there and I was there to a lot for,

and then the nurse came in and says she's good right now. So I finally laid on, you know, the old dad bed that's in there. And I get woken up three hours later saying, oh, we're about there. So I pop up. I'm all over the place. And then my wife asked, she was like, hey, if the baby's coming, can you get me Starbucks? There were Starbucks inside the hospital, right? And I asked the nurse, I was like, do I have enough time to do this?

And she said, yeah, we're probably still about 30 minutes away. So I run downstairs to get the Starbys. I get a skitt. What does she want from? Starbucks during labor. She does a chai latte, ice chai latte. Still to this day, ice chay latte. And I got a skinny vanilla latte, girly's figure and all that. You know what it is. Low calorie and all that. And then, so I do that, I'm probably gone. I shit you not for probably eight minutes. And as I come back up, I come into the room and there's like 14 people

there because they have to worry about your wife, obviously. So there's two different, for people who don't know, there's people there for the baby and there's people there for the mother, right? So, but because of where she was at, there was the whole fucking surgical team there. And so I'm like, what the hell? And they're like, oh, she's fucking here. And I was like, okay, so I run over the bedside. I put the drinks down and, and I'm standing there just off to the side, trying to get out of their way, just against anything happens. And then the OBGYN comes in, you know, the delivery lady, right? She, comes in she goes dad hold the leg they didn't put her in stirrups said dad hold a leg and i'm sitting

they're like okay and keep in mind me and my wife had the conversation i wasn't going to look into the uh uh uh god's 3d printer right uh and because she didn't want me to that was her she was like i don't want you to see that whatever but i was like okay i mean the doctor lady oh i did yeah we're getting there we're getting there we're getting there so i'm holding the leg and she's pushing so hard against my shoulder I lift, all right? But I am pushing. I am doing my best holding that leg up

and there's another nurse on the other side holding the other leg up, right? And I'm looking at it. I was like, baby, you're doing so well, blah, blah, blah. And then this bitch, all right. This bit, not my wife, the doctor lady. This bitch, she goes, oh, oh, there's the head. We all have been there to where when somebody says some shit,

what do you mean? So I'm here. So keep in mind, like, her leg is right here and my shoulders here. This is the left or right leg? Yeah. Right leg? No, no, no. Her knee's bent, so I'm holding her knee bent like this.

Yeah, like this. No, no, it's not over. Of which side of the leg is the woman on? You are holding her left or right leg? The same way we made the child. Anyway, but we're doing this, right? And then I'm looking at her. I was like, baby, you're doing so good, blah, blah, blah.

And then she said that, and everything my wife told me, she's like, I don't want you to look at, you know, the birth. and I think a lot of women go through this and ladies, if your man has a problem with you giving birth, he's a fucking bitch-ass made any whoosies. But I was like, baby, we're good. And then she said that.

Like, oh, here's the top of that. No, you're good. I'm right here. No, I'm kidding. But here's the tip of the head. So all I did was. Right? So I'm looking down.

And then I see it. I was like, oh, that's the tip of a head. And I look back my wife. And she's so in pain. She doesn't know what the hell is going. on you know she's just doing her best right and then epidural no yes yeah yeah um which she had help syndrome so that goes above where the epidurals at so she's in a bunch of pain up top which is one of my favorite spots but so i'm doing that and i'm looking back at her i was like

baby you're doing good and then the doctor at that point's like oh here she comes and then all of a sudden the heads out and then i watch this doctor take my daughter's head and rip her out and part of my brain went like easy bitch all right that was a bit

aggressive apparently that's normal but for me I don't know I've never been here before right I wanted to be like

Google Maps and put her back in her lane but apparently that's normal and it's violent just for people do not know

they once the heads out dude it's crazy how because I had the same reaction with Ryan he came out five pounds

tiny little oh she was pre-me too yeah yeah and but how they're like Fucking... Ugh. You're out.

It is not a calm, slow... It's like how they put in hips. It's like a sludge hammer just a whacking way. Brandon! Brandon! Cody, call him the one word. Win AK50! I sense the disturbance in the force.

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unfortunately. I wear adult diapers when I play World of Warcraft. You should be euthanized. Ha! Also controls. Headphones. Great. This. Game hard. Head to Turtle Beach and use code unsub for 10% off your entire order. That's 10% off your entire order at turtlebeach.com with using code unsub. After your purchase, they'll ask you where you heard about them. Please support Unsub and tell them where you got them. Tell them Unsub since their regards. Because I've seen Burrub. before like I know how everything happens like to me it's not crazy but I also know enough to know that like I've never I've never been there in the room for the birth of my child I've been told by certain people that like if they're like oh yeah a lot of people pass out a lot of people

whatever and to me I'm like I don't understand that yeah I'm like how they show but it's one of those things I like I've never been there done that so I can't say shit about it but in my mind I'm like that if you pass out from that that seems it's called marketing so they're doing the, they're showing you the best birds. They're not like, not the, you have to subscribe to see it. You have to subscribe to see everything. At Pepperbox exclusive. Pepperbox Birding channel. We start that too much from now. I plan to having a third child. Pepper Box exclusive. You deliver babies. Does your wife talk about this yet? No, but I feel like we make a bunch of money. But no, anyway, she gets pulled out and obviously now I'm worried

about my wife, right? And I remember that all that's happening. They, you know, the base out they put them in the warmer you know what I mean yeah right put them in the warmer and now I'm worried about my wife and they're you know fixing all up and the so you not only have the birth of child you have the birth of placenta as well so they're getting all that out and they're like oh we have to scrape some of it out like it's a fucking I don't know they're putting a knife in there and they're just like oh we got to scrape out the uterus or whatever I was like what are you talking about so anyway all that comes out and then they pull up a black and they're like

oh she didn't bleed as much as she did or as much as we thought she would and they're holding up a big ass bag of blood and I'm like That's a bit. That's more blood than I would think would be acceptable, personally. And it scared the shit out of me. But she did live, obviously, I made a second child. That's very good. Oh, yeah.

Kids! Kids! Woo! No. John, I love you. John, I'll meet you later. But it is weird watching everything unfold. Cody with John, how was that?

Like, when you're watching the birth and your, like, ah, oh. Oh, that's what happens. That cum was fun. And that cum was fun. Zero reaction from Sean. I like that. I mean, let's be real.

Having a kid is just keeping cum as a pet. My cum pet. My cummy mom. And you can call a pregnancy a cummy ache. We're crushing it right now. All right. It was like being racist on Instagram. There was,

let's switch it from this topic. There was one time I did get in trouble. In trouble, whatever. I got like internet canceled for the 40th time. It was, it was because I got in a fight with the head of Mom's Demand Action, the fucking anti-gun group.

And I'm like, why do you think you're an expert opinion now? Just because you have a cum trophy doesn't make you a fucking ballistics expert. I forgot about that. I got blocked by that group pretty quick. It do be like, Shannon Watts. I wonder how Shannon's doing. I actually want to know with what was your first video that like, you're like, oh shit, this can turn into something way bigger.

Because you have a couple and we've shown, I showed Brandon one of years. I know that guy. I do know that guy. That is now the one I show to everyone else. The blackface? Yes. Okay. Well, a lot happened before the blackface. That's why I'm saying. Usually that is the case.

Yeah. Yeah. That's your Hail Mary. But no, I never really had a big one. I never really blew up any, you know, you see some of these folks on the internet. You know, they go from zero to five million overnight. Nick. I've just been kind of growing steadily for years. So I never really had like a big one. But that one did bring a lot of eyes. And for those people watching, just go watch it. Before you judge me, okay, just go watch the blackface video.

It's very funny. Chase, here if we can, and we'll see in post. There we go. That's a line. We're going to have to figure out. Chase, show a video right now. Of the shareholders at this table, I'm cool with it. I'm cool with it.

All right, well, there it is. Chase, pull it up. Never go full retard. I think we all just found out I can't contour worth shit. But who am I? You ready? Thank you. Next.

You're not for me saying what to search and where it falls. Have you ever seen the shadow cock video? That was probably the biggest one. I don't think so. You've never seen the shadow cock? No. Okay, pull it up real quick. Kill it.

Oh, shit. You got to show. All right. If she can do it, so can I. Oh, no. Bam, bam, bam, bam. now now chase never mind you're gonna have to border that

you know what chat you're gonna have to search it up yourself can I show Connor in the audience real quick I just want them to see this now keep in mind though the first take of that so I'm doing that trying to get the shadow right that first take of that I went to go swing so I just mash my shaft right but my pinky just absolutely obliterates my balls

I was on the ground for 15 minutes with how hard I hit. Oh. I like if you guys knew what was happening before it happened. It's the best video I ever made. Oh, hey God. It's the best video I ever made and they got banned off every platform.

Why? Was it your c- Yeah, don't take much imagination to it. Dude, okay, I'm gonna phrase frame this after the stream so you guys can see. You can see the hairs on her Libya, all right? On her libya. If she can do it, labia, that works. Ligia is a place.

Dude, you can see the hairs on Muammar Gaddafi down there. They made me drink. Her clitoris. Her clitoris in Tunisia. Have you seen the peace spot yet? All right, the clodorous is what I was doing. She almost died. All of our fucking significant others are watching this podcast going like, yeah, this tracks.

Hey, no, I love it. This explains so much. This is so happy with this 10 minutes of usable fucking. Oh, a majority's day. A majority stay. I get, I get, I get, I get canceled. That was the one? That was the one.

I love we ask him, like, what was your piece of content? Like, you're most proud of. He's like, here's my. Swinging hog around. Well, well, well. I can do that. I'm very proud of it. I'm very proud of it.

Did you pregame that video? You're like, I got to look impressive. Okay, well, hold on. Hold on. We can't talk to you about this. I would not like it now that you've put it up that way. Senator. I just watched you kiss a man half an hour ago.

Vote. Vote, Brandon. I don't know that's always the go-tip. Vote early, vote often. Because any of this loses the elections. That's one of those things that everybody's like, oh, well, I want to support veterans and then they hear how veterans actually talk

and they're just fucking aghast. No, I'm just the dumb ass with a cell phone. I'm just kind of funny sometimes. I'm like... Dear God, this is... I don't even know how long we've gone, but I feel like we got three more hours. I think we got three more hours then I got about three more hours.

Perfect amount of routes. Okay, so of these first videos you launched, Blackface video, that did decent. That was like a three years in. Staple point, though. Were you not worried at all? I feel like most people would consider Blackface the high water market. I mean, no, so there was a story behind that because there was a lady that did Whiteface, right? And she said, oh, you want to do Blackface, then do it, and then see what you're buying.

says, and then I came on screen, and I said, okay, well, I'm my own boss. And then it did it. Now, what did you do in between that? Who'd you text? Mm-hmm. Who'd you call her text? Obama? No.

For makeup. Yeah. Oh, oh, shit. My fellow Americans, this is my evil-ass fortress? No. Dick Barker. No, so, that's a better. I do.

At this point, I feel like I am at the bar. No, so with the Blackface video, all that happens. And then she did that. And I was like, fuck it. I'm going to do this. And my wife was out getting makeup and whatnot. And I texted her. And I was like, hey, I need you to find me the darkest foundation makeup.

I'm really bad at this. Sorry, boys. No, you can say where. If I'm moving it, you sit where you are. And I got you. So anyway, I was sitting there. No. And I saw the video. So the way I do my content is I have no drafts or nothing. I see something. I'm like, I can shit on that. And then I make the video, right? And that one came

across and I texted my wife because I knew she was already there. I was like, give me the darkest foundation that you can find there. And I think she knew where I was going with it because she did not bring me the darkest foundation full stop. She did not. No. I looked deportable. I actually was what she brought me. So you did brown face. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then what I said in the video, if you guys want to go watch it,

I was like, oh, so Ariana Grande can do this shit, but it's a problem if I do it, that's bullshit because you can sing, and that's basically the whole thing. It's nothing crazy. I did act like I got shot by police, but that's not focus on that. And that one did blow up.

That was my big point on YouTube, for sure. I started YouTube about a year ago, year and a half ago, whatever it might be. And that was the one that was like, I had like 6,000, and then it just blew up after that one. I was just looking at that this morning. That has on YouTube, how many views? I don't know, like a million?

Yeah, 4.3 million views. On just YouTube. And that's the one. Oh, there was six of those, by the way. So half as many people as watched Game of Thrones finale, watched you do Blackface. Okay, well. when you put it like that I don't pay attention to analytics personally

like these guys for anybody watching I'm not a big numbers guy I'm not a big numbers guy as long as I call my wife and she says I can buy shit we're good I'm not a big numbers gay I love most content creators

would have seen that and that spike in black I'm doing blackface every idiot it was the bag of board they should do with numbers yeah literally maybe the red lips And you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It got real awkward when my daughters were born, and I was like, damn, they're going to think daddy's leaving. But I was like, what? Jesus crap. But anyway, hey, by the way, you have nicotine over there, my boy. What's up? You have a negatine over there. Yeah, would you like some?

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That's hellorfresh.com slash unsubbed 10 FM to get 10 free meals plus a free breakfast for life. They're only going to get me asking them and then me can go back. That's awful that's going to end up in the final edit. No, no, that's the funny part. It's like anybody tries to use any of this against me at any future date, which will objectively happen. If it's funny enough, they won't be able to. Correct. As long as it's funny, I don't care.

Because it's in good humor. It's in great humor. Can you talk about it, though? Like, honestly, I mean, if that's the case and you want everybody to know everything about you. So our conversation earlier about deporting Asians as well, I mean, like, how do you defend that, sir? Yeah. Which kind of Asians? Yeah, I see you didn't think that far ahead in the bit, did you?

I didn't. I didn't. No, no, that was a bad bit. That's a bad bit. Cut that. Now, we're keeping that. Indians. Something I've been wondering, though, we talked about it a little bit earlier.

Yes, sir. Slurs for white people. I want this so bad right now. I'm still trying to find the slur that I could be called to be offended by, and I have not found it yet as a white man. I actually, I think since we talked about it, I think I found it. I heard one of them upstairs. Poor.

My good sir, I have not been poor before. Oh, okay. Okay, I have been poor as fuck. I was like, Cody. Yeah, I was going to say. We're not. We lived in trailers. By the way, this podcast goes away when they get deported.

It's just going to be being here now. We got along because. You got to fight for it. But yeah. We lived in trailers. Brandon grew up poor. We have had very rough upbringings. Uh-huh.

So I have been trying to find the white slur that I could be offended by and have yet to find one. What is a white slur? The closest I saw in that list, because we looked at before the podcast turned on, before the cameras turned on, we were looking through the list on Wikipedia of, like, you know, ethnic slurs for white people. I was white trash at one point in my life. Okay, cool. We have terrible slurs. I know. I want to slur.

There's not, okay, I'll put it this way. There's not a funny slur. Yeah. Milk cricket. Well, it's like mayonnaise monkey. Manet's monkey. But you're still... I mean, look, we're all dying right now.

I think that's a good line. That's the funniest one I've heard. At least the cricket got the milk. I love this. Milk cricket's great. It's fantastic. But no, but... I just want to be offended.

At this point, I want to be offended. Give me something. To my consultant, I'm so sorry. I'm so tired right now. I'm not. Which slur is racist? Cracker doesn't do it anymore. Come on.

Everyone says Cracker. Yeah, saltine and all that bullshit. We were talking about it earlier. Some of the slurs for white people are just so funny. Like, they're just silly. We just laugh. Yeah. It's...

Don't say we like you're me. Come on. Come on. You might be white passing. Did I actually say we at any point? You just did. Did I? I think you've said.

So I said we were talking about it. We have to stay on this topic because I really do want a white slur. Can we make one right now? We have, we create, okay, so we actually did create one for pepperbox. With just a slur in general. Pepperbacks and plops. What is it? Plops, you fucking dirty plop.

So we're like, because it was a kind of consensual episode you guys came up, but just came up with plop, right? Yeah, we're like, no, just what sounds offensive and we can turn it into a slur. It's like a fake slur.

It means nothing. It has no origin. It's to nobody. It's just, it sounds bad, but isn't. Your goddamn plot. It just sounds like you're telling them a piece of shit. But it's got to,

did we have the YouTube? Something was right. recognizing it as a slur, and then the TV show, which they're like, well, when you use it as a verb, it sounds really bad. There's even a TV show that's sounding bad. Oh, you didn't know this? No, what? Yeah, as of two weeks ago, there was a TV show that used plop as a word and we're like, yo, what the fuck? And they're like, what was the show? Like, what was, was it like a fucking TVC? Like what? Plop views. Well, anything, like, I'm right there with you. I'm still trying to figure out of whites. I don't know. There's, there's. And the Instagram show. Since Charles is undercover, you likely won't see me unless we meet at my office. I am off to a meeting for another case. See you at the party Friday.

Until them, I will be engaging in plop. P-L-O-P. Prepare, learn, observe, pursue. Plop. Is that a spite term? It's a famous one. I'm not sure who invented it. Some genius, probably.

We don't know where to... Okay. Off to plop. Man, all I can think of when I see that bit... That's so lame. It is so gay. Like, yeah, man, God, high value production is so bad.

So bad, but we don't know why. And it's like, it's so bad when you use it a verb. And we're like, how the fuck do they pick that specific... Is one of the writers watching us and then... This was two weeks ago. If you're one of the writers of that show, first of all, I'm sorry I just insulted it for being shit. Second of all, please reach out because I'm very curious. I just want to slur, dude.

We're on the same, but I'm still stuck on this with you, just so we're clear. Okay. Thanks, Jake. But we can make one right now. What do you go? We still wouldn't be upset at it, though. I've never been upset by it. I don't know.

I want to hurt someone. I mean, we did invent winning. So maybe winner. Hard art Yeah He goes gone That is like I'm trying to find a slur

Where we built the modern word But we're the wrong people I'm trying to find a slur That has to do with that Mm Mm Mm Chat GPT

Also cut that out Please That was fucked What was I want to find a white slur That's fine for you to say that Literally That's okay

Okay. For me, like, from my perspective, it's not offensive. That's unison fine, because we're trying to be equals. Yeah. It's equality. How I view it, like, as myself, when you say that, I don't view it. It's like, oh, they're, like, I view it as like, okay, this is funny. And they're trying to make something offensive targeted towards us, for me personally.

You can cut it, though, if you want. Your call. I don't find it hilarious. Right now, I'm dying. If I ever got called Skyler, I think I'd be pissed off. fucking Skylars out there. They just call white people Skylars. Yeah, man.

Oh, my God. ChatGBTGPT gave like such a long, safe answer, but... Yeah, they always will. It starts with, I can answer your question All Bold safely, but I can't generate or promote actual racial slurs toward any group, including white people. Coward. And John. Most insults aimed at white people tend to be mild, unsurious, or context-dependent jokes,

not words with deep systemic harm behind them. I love the, uh, the show about my life later where they're like, he only searched for a white man slur and he was never able to find one to make him so angry he would riot. I just think, like, I'm thinking of like a super cut of you, like walking through the countryside, through the blizzards,

whatever, his search for the white slur. He was never able to find it. One that would make him so angry. To commit violence. A great white slur. I'm on the top of the mountain with the snow. Give me the slur. That's you in Pulp Fiction.

You just, we happy? The gold case opens. Oh, yeah. We happy. What's in the box? Plop. Plop is so ass, by the way. I mean he's going to be honest.

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I can't have that button here I'll hate your job Uh Deportee over there talking a whole bunch of shit Worse and Plop I'm not done yet no right Jake, what's your next move, buddy? Cody accurately realizing this bit will not go anywhere. We should have thought about this beforehand, I think.

This is like interdimensional cable with Rick and 40. We're just kind of, I don't know, grapples. No, this is going to be a brainstorm situation, I think. Well, everyone's learned. When you're constantly winning, you can't. Like, what are you going to say bad about him? You, high-in-credit score a piece of shit. I think it just doesn't work.

It's like the colonizer thing. You dirty colonizer? It's like, it's just a high-syllobic way of saying winner, yeah. Well, I didn't colonize anything. I just won a lot of wars. Well, my great, great, great-grandfather did. You know what I mean? Also, I can't help but notice nobody at this table owns a hellcat.

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or cody's gonna oh you're a godcom so I got a gun pulled on me oh that did happen yeah said like two days ago yeah it was two days ago um so I was driving away from a uh uh the bears game big bears fan, right? It was like 2 o'clock in the morning. Conner's also a big fan of bears. Who? Connor. Who's Connor? The man you kissed. Oh, add-a-boy. You whore. You absolute man-hor.

If it's a dude, it's fine. But no, I was driving down the street, and I saw a car door open, there was a red light, right? Saw a car door open and closed, and now normally I scroll, like, TikTok while I'm driving, as it you know, any grown-ass person does. It's scrolling TikTok and cocaine. But anyway, so I'm doing that,

and when I see it open and closing, I'm like, what the fuck's going on there? So I stop at the red light next to this car, no tint, which if you're going to do illegal activity, have tint. Let's be honest, you know, any hoosies. We're doing that. And I turn to my left,

and there is, I shit you not. There's this methony-ass bitch, blonde hair, white is shit, looking through the window like this, this, like up at my, the windows on my truck are tinted as fuck, so at night time you can't really see through them, but you can probably see a silhouette, right? But she was just looking up at the truck, blah, blah, blah, and then I see the car door open again. And I was like, what the fuck going on? I could kind of see the driver on this and see him walk around the front

of his vehicle. And as he's walking around, I was like, what the fuck's going on? So at this point, I grab my firearm in the truck, so I'm grabbing this and just seeing what's going on. And then as he goes through the first headlight, I see in his hand, there's an object. That looked very much like a gun. And then as he goes past the second headlight, I see this happen and I see a gun. And at that point, I just pin it. So I pin it, I ducked my head, pin it, and I'm doing this, because I don't know what the fuck's going on. Obviously, I didn't cut anybody off. My truck drives itself. Why am I looking at that?

There's the camera. So I just pin it, but I'm like this. And then as I pop my head back up, I look in my side of your mirror, and I see him running back to the driver's seat. He gets in and he starts chasing my truck after this happens. So this is a dude that's literally, you have no idea. You stopped. They did pass me at one point. But, my truck's it's got that advanced cruise control you know you can driving itself so I didn't cut anybody off or nothing I don't I don't know exactly what's going on but but they start chasing me down as I go towards my house and as they're as they're doing that I see it now I'm pinning it I'm going fast as fuck but I keep hitting red lights and

as I come up to the red light I slow down a little bit because I'm not trying to T-bone anybody or have them T-bone me so me slowing down and speaking speeding up, slowing down, and speeding up is keeping up, is them keeping on with me. These are kind of side streets at this point. And then we get to a major intersection, which I'm not going to tell you guys, fucking parasycial bitches. Anyway, when I get to a main street, the lights red, and I look, I didn't see anything, there was a card kind of a little bit down the way, but it wasn't close enough.

So I pin it through it, and then after that, that didn't chase me after that, that point but I could have been a carjacking I don't know what was going on but that bitch looking out of her window looking at me like a meth head

methony I will say it's it would be wild if it was a carjacking and the person in the driver's seat went to go jack your car probably but he walked around

and maybe I did cut him off I mean and you know I could have called the cops but I may have been in trouble as well Let's not focus on that. It's not focus on that. Okay.

It's not focus on that. But it was a crazy thing. I ran into my house, so I went into my neighborhood, drove around a bunch, ran into my house, ran in with my wife, and told her to get her gun just to see if anybody followed me home. I had that happen up in fucking Bernie. It's the random shit. Well, people will follow you, and you have no idea. In line? I forgot about that.

Literally. Driving. Car follows me. I'm like, that's weird, turn, they follow, super weird. Going to my old house in that cul-de-sac. Yeah. They're like staying right up on me. I have no idea what's going on.

I'm like, super confused right now, turn in, turn into the cul-de-sac. They follow. I'm like, wow, that's weird. I park two houses up. They haven't turned yet. They're starting to turn. I just book it in my house real quick. grab my gun, walk outside.

I just have like a rifle, walk outside, because I'm like, they're going to hit a cul-de-sac. Yeah. And probably look at me or whatever, but they're going to have to turn around. So that slow down, pausing in front of my house, roll down the window, and then I'm like here. They roll down the window? Yeah. And then I have like my gun here. I'm just like looking.

And then they go, and they speed off really quick. I'm like, ah, whip a bitch. they bounce out, but I have no idea what anyone would follow me. Just like that one, I'm like, ah, no. I've never had anything like that happened on the before. Fucking no God, that's the second time. There's two in the morning, too, and there's no other cars out there. I had that happened like a month ago to me.

I was just like driving downtown. And, you know, obviously I'm driving the cyber truck, whatever. Well, that's your fault at that point. Yeah, well, you know, self-inflicted. That's on you. But, like, it's, you know, daily driver. I'm just, I'm literally just doing like daily minutia. And then I had these two dudes.

roll up like this ghetto ass car and they are like pointing and like laughing or whatever dude's got face tattoos and all sorts of crazy shit and this is like the epitome of like you know this is why you don't get into road rage because you never know who who you're with very fair you guys know me bad typically bad guy to fuck with i would say widely regarded dude starts like he's literally his the guy in the passenger seat is hanging out the window like literally his entire upper part of his body and he's making gestures and shit at me like just laughing all sorts of shit just like whatever like i don't give a fuck you know you're in this you know ghetto mobile where it started getting intense was as soon as we we uh the light went

green he sped ahead and dipped into my lane like he was gonna i guess reverse pit me like and they're just fucking cyber bit is a heavy vehicle too yeah like he literally dipped into my fucking lane where I had to hit the brakes to avoid hitting him and like dude's like hanging out the window

still like making like aggressive gestures and I'm just like immediately like hand on center console like I really hope this doesn't go there kind of thing then they sped away and it's like okay well whatever that's end of that it's like well I don't understand what people get out of these sort of encounters

they're like why do you just want to with a random dude like that why do you want to enter this completely bullshit interaction where one of us could get hurt. Well, it's a very expensive vehicle as well. I mean, there's that thought. I mean,

you know, maybe he's trying to get it. I've never dealt with anything like that before in my life. I don't think it had anything to do with social media or anything like that. No. No. It was just two in the morning. We were the only two cars on there. I haven't even made a video about it. But it was one of them things.

You know, like you said, you know, you pull the gun and whatnot. And then you had to make the decision. And obviously, when you shoot through glass, so my main focus was I don't want to replace a class. But if you shoot through glass, oh, if you shoot through glass. It's funny to the things that go through your mind. Yeah.

But if you shoot through glass, obviously, the first shot's not the greatest. But regardless, I just wanted to make it home. Also depends on if it's angled glass. Like, if you're shooting through your windshield, it's different than if you're shooting through the side glass. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the bullet deflection of, yeah.

He's going to travel upwards. Yeah. And it was, uh, I made a, I made it. the right decision, clearly. My children stole of a father. I don't think they could have done a whole lot to me at that point, but when I see a firearm, and when

looking at Methany, I don't even know if they could afford the bullets. I'm being quite honest. It's like walking in front with it, and you get to see it. Out of the driver's side and walked around the front, and I can't think of anything that I did that I pissed him off, road rage-wise. But you also are trying to rationalize an irrational individual

because you see Brazil when they just pull up in a motorcycle and you're like, uh, and you're like, what? Well, if they're at least they have an objective. Like, they're trying to steal shit from you. Road rage, I just don't understand.

It's like, oh, okay, cool, we're going to throw, both of us are going to throw our lives away for no reason. You know, a little bit more racist in traffic? Oh, God. What's the, is that Shane Gellis? It's like, you know, the cheeseburger. The cheeseburger is exactly what you're thinking right now. all right whatever you just thought of you're the racist yeah i told you we're gonna

when a cheeseburger cuts you off yeah yeah whatever you think a cheeseburger is is what i'm talking about what's that Shane i don't yeah that's that's such a good bet there was uh who's the other one moody has seen me before where i'm driving and someone will like like start to open their car door and i'll pull my gun and go just hang out and just sit back like that like that like Like, if they're coming up to my door, they're threatening my family. And I'll just sit back like that. And they figure their own shit out. They'll come up and like, yeah, I'm just sitting there like,

as body, don't come up below the door. Yeah, don't come up to my car door, dude. I almost feel like it's better to shoot through the car door than there's the window. No, any? That side window is good, not front window. No, you, I mean, realistically, it's just for concealments, just so you're not escalating it with a firearm. What I'm talking about, like, ballistic-wise, is it better to shoot through your door or your window?

Window. It is? Okay. Absolutely. Because that should, a window affects a tractor. Directory, excuse me, but. Upwards. I'll put it this way.

I can break a window like this. I can't break through my car door. Yeah, but then you have to replace it. You have to replace a car door. A window costs like, I like my truck a lot. The best way to do this is to just avoid these situations altogether where you're not. I want to do avoid it. It was two in the morning.

We were the only two cars there. all right well you know and meth and he was staring I mean like she was going to steal my soul I was worried about my future that's what that's what the guns for well obviously I had the gun there

but it was just like one of those things that like if I die in this situation now my daughters end up on only fans I had that exact conversation I had that exact conversation with with Zach veteran with a sign a couple days ago

or he was just like yeah you know he couldn't made something that we were doing he's like yeah sorry I've just got you know

two daughters I'm trying to be in their fucking lives and reduce their their yearning for only fans like God people suck

you're having your only fans Road rage is never worth it no ever I don't know why I feel like you're in the same position that I am

and all of us too is like some people people try to make road rage worth it. It's like, you don't know who you're getting into a road trade with. It's like, I'm not going to get it out of my car. If you want to approach my car, I'm sitting here like this the whole time. I don't walk up to my window kind of thing.

It's a stupid shit fit where it's like, yeah, okay, do all of us get like a little bit more aggressive in traffic than, you know, we probably should. Yeah, sure. But like to step out of your vehicle and try to actually get into a violent confrontation with somebody, A, that's stupid. B, again, you don't know who you're fucking with. I had, uh, just got back from Iraq. It says 2019, our apartment, you had to take a alley to it to park.

So pull in. There is a vehicle parked in the middle of the alley. I sit there and I wait, like, saw a couple of minutes. They're not moved. So they, m'b, m'n, hunk. They, they, we knew what mama was. Yeah. We know, we know you were done.

Take it like this. I go by. Then they follow me. I park, pull into my parking spot, and then they box me in. I get out. I just have my 19-11 at that time. I was just like, uh-uh, this is my car, grab it. And I just step out with it, and I walk to my trunk.

Second, I step out with it. They, uh-huh. And this is, you are, there's no escape. You are in a parking lot, and that alley is the only way to that parking. spot and they were boxing me in they knew that second they seen that fucking dip the fuck out okay that's weird why why would you do that time i came to brandon's house that that last place your truck got broken into so many times when you first moved to oh yeah the first time i went there i was parked in a fucking uh i was in a gas station just pumping gas i remember that

yeah you told me about two edgers like boxed me in and i just lifted my shirt up and showed my gun and they they did the same thing they were like er it's like oh i'm not a self-target anymore a lot of people don't even well well that demonstrates a few things one the average criminals a fucking coward well yeah they pray on the week yeah yeah soft targets they play on soft targets they play on soft targets yeah it's one of those like an NFL team that goes up against a what am i thinking of a junior high football team a pop warner football team is what they're doing but the ones pop Warner shows up as a d1 team as well they they they they they they They always, they always end up as, they always run off.

That's why, that's why I was, I always tell my woman these days, I'm like, carry your gun, carry your gun. Because no matter if you're at a fucking gas station, you're at the grocery store, no matter what, they prey on soft targets. With Darwin Awards and with all sorts, the shit that we, we watch on like a day-to-day basis because we're, you know, internet clips, whatnot, the number one thing you notice in any situation, where a gun gets drawn and actually fired in a defensive situation

is that the people that are doing the robbery, whether it's like a pawn shop, a liquor store, a gas station, whatever. As soon as the first shot's fired, most people scatter. They're getting the fuck out of that situation. And it's always looking like a hard target. Like our females,

they're beautiful, wonderful, like wonderful human beings. They don't understand what being a hard target is. If we go to a hard target, it's my father. a gas station. Dudes don't want to rob us. Like, well, can I ask you guys this with all of you guys?

This is why since I started, I've been doing this for five years now, I've never shown my wife in a video ever. Yep. Because it's an identifiable feature. Same with my kids. Once they started getting identifiable features, I stopped showing them because like if I'm not around, I do trust my wife to defend my kids, but I'm not there and they're around by themselves all the time.

Right. So while I do believe she could defend my kids, it'd be, they'd be a lot more safer with me around. And by any means, for anybody watching, I'm not a badass. I could beat the shit out of, I would say, 50% of the world. But when I have a gun, I'm winning most of the time. All right? I'm winning most of the time. So that's what I mean by her and I'm trying to hear that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's one of those to where, but if they're identifiable and I'm not there and now she has to worry about that. Yeah, yeah. And you guys are so popular.

Well, then you've got people on the internet that just, you did parasocial relationships and everything like that. Like, she gets a little weird. I've never shown any significant other on camera, period. That's like a hard rule for me. Aren't you single? No. Oh, fine.

But most people wouldn't know that. I was trying to make a joke and I failed. All right. That's on me. And that's the thing. Most of the podcast audience never knows whether I'm single in a relationship, whatever. And that's completely intentional for that reason. Yeah, absolutely.

Security through. obscurity, you know. I like that. Or security through ignorance. Well, yeah, yeah. That's one of those hard ones. Like when you're in the public eye, it is, okay, how am I going to manage this relationship with me and SAV? We waited a year. I was like, okay. And any dating, it was that rule. It's like, hey, six months, I'm never going to show you on social media just because I don't know where this is going. I don't know who you are as an individual. But six months to a year, then we can figure out let's start rolling out content or you being part of that if you want to I am not going to push it and then we can work on it but pass that it's the same thing

I do you navigate that because she was also before you guys met she was also social media right I didn't know oh okay no idea she had if they're already on social media that's that's all well they were and she was like yeah I want the same thing so I was like oh perfect but you got to see the flip side with before we posted anything together she did a video of her shooting one of my guns. Yeah. And then all the comments were like, that's Eli double-taps gun.

Because it has a, just like the skin. And then her comment section's like, oh, I know who owns that gun. And that was with her wake-up call, like, holy shit, what the fuck is this? How do people know from your specific firearm? I'm like, bah, that's the internet really quick. Have you guys ever had any scares with your families or your friends?

Families included, like my mom runs a lot of my, my merch stuff, right? And people know what my mom looks like. People know what my dad looks like. Have you guys had any scares of people being a little bit too aggressive towards people that you have love for? I think we all know somebody who has

in the creator game. Like you always hear like a lot of different stories. And everybody has a different line too. Like you have a different line than I do. You have a different line than I do. Like everybody just has, it's what you're comfortable with, especially like just when it comes to security situation.

And the content you do. I do believe it is the content you do. because that's going to change who reaches out what they're watching for and what their intentions are yeah because like right and has if like everyone's so supportive on that side they're like oh fucking like i mean i showed you it's like all just everyone is so positive but then you have the flip side like cody's been uh you've been swatted how many times five times you've been full and swatted yeah during a stream or whatever uh not during my stream but i've been swatted five times three times in my skate shop twice at my house.

And that's because, and partially because of, like, it's so politically divisive because he was doing cop content, especially back in, you know, Summer of Love, 2020. Like, that was really... New Summer of Love. Yeah. Yeah. Like, that's where that becomes, like... You can fall on swatter. So I'm actually, you know,

maybe this is a good conversation out there, because I am terrified. I do a lot of streaming and whatnot. If I'm streaming and I hear somebody kicked down my front door, the very first thing I'm doing, I have a bunch of loaded guns around me in my stream room because I keep them away from my daughters, obviously. But the first thing I'm doing is grabbing a rifle

and then going upstairs. And if the SWAT team is there and they see somebody coming up the stairs with the firearm, I'm dead now. That's why Cody has it. So how do you navigate that? Yeah, you have to tell your local sheriff's department. Yeah, you've got to tell them that might happen.

I've only been swatting, I've only been swatted in my own home once. Okay. Yeah. Like, you had to go out in front of, you had to walk in. Yeah, I had to go out in front of my house, lift my shirt up, turn around, showing that I didn't have a weapon on me because they blocked off my entire neighborhood. And they called me out to the front of my house.

And was it like a bomb threat? No, what's more scary is he'll tell you the threat, but the saving grace was chocolate. Yeah, yeah. Thanks fucking a guy that I was on the SWAT team with that, yeah, that they called him first. And they were like, hey, man, is this guy a threat? And he's like, yeah, this dude. Why you over there? You want one? You want to make me one? I love you. So this guy I was on SWAT with. They happened to know him. Thank you. Thank God. I live so close to a department, the new, the department, like the sister department. She was still in the same area that you were the kind of the same area and they called him and they're like hey does this guy have guns he's like yeah this guy has guns okay so if we kick in his door what is he going to do right and my buddy chocolate was like he's going to kill everyone that comes in his front door i'm just telling you that right now do not kick in his front door i almost feel like that doesn't help at that point because if they kicked in my front door i would have went out there i would have grabbed my bedside gun

and would have just i could have killed some police officers like that's the crazy And you probably end up dead, too. I mean, realistically, a whole SWAT team, no matter how trained you are, a whole SWAT team might drop you too. Yeah, like, and I always set my, I always set my bedside up to where I have the best angle. So I would have killed, like, four or five dudes, and they would have killed me, and then it would have been a horrible thing.

I bought my house out of how defensible it was. That's why about the house that I have with my daughters. It worked out well, like, everyone. one was able to get together and I walked out in front of my front yard and I lift up my shirt and I was like don't have any guns on me because that's that's the last like you know obviously a shootout with the cops on a swatting on like a complete you know either troll or a mistake like that's worst case scenario nobody ever wants that to happen but no no that's the underlying problem is that it fucking can yeah like if you yeah any any one of us like that's how do you do with it

well it's like well I think you think if fucking chocolate wasn't my friend it was on swat with me and didn't know anyone on that that department that was there if they didn't know to call fucking chocolate at that time is a shootout the most probable future no but is it one is that absolutely a scenario that can happen yeah and so that's that's one of the reasons that i and you know maybe i'll put forward legislation on this at one point i would really like to uh that i don't think the penalties are severe enough if you got caught on like a swatting where you are intentionally sending an armed SWAT team, armed police officers

to this person's house with the intention that's kicking in their A lot of people can die That's attempted fucking murder. I would have killed like two or three people And he needs to be a felony in my opinion And more importantly

They're trying to get them to kill you Yeah That's the whole intent Well they called it in as I was I was uh I had already killed my girlfriend at the time I was holding my son John hostage John was able to hostage

I'm kidding And this is what they said, not this is what you did. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah. We, yeah, all right. And then, like, my bedroom at the time, I picked my bedroom so I could look down the stairwell and kill people. So, like, if someone, you know, if someone, I don't know who it is, kicked in my door,

I would have grabbed my bedside gun and looked down the stairwell and had a nasty peak. And I would have killed, like, three dudes coming in the door. To me, Grindr coming up those stairs. And these are three police officers. I would have killed three police officers. coming in the door at least. They would have smoked me at the like fourth one,

fifth one. Because all you know is that, hey, it's four o'clock in the morning. I'm groggy. My home alarm is going off. My girlfriend is screaming. I would just grab gun.

I don't know what's going on. And then I would have killed three police officers. Because there's some dumb ass on the internet. Yeah. And there needs to be fucking consequences. It needs to be a felony. I would almost say federal.

It needs to be attempted murder. Well, one guy got charged. It was a Canadian. that did SWAT, but it doesn't happen enough. They're like, they hit the dude with the book, but he had to kill, the cops killed the dad. That is the only reason that he got thrown the book,

and it should be every time you're like, you don't know how the police officers are going to react or the individual you're calling that SWAT on. In my mind, it should be the same exact penalty as if you start firing rounds into somebody's house. Dude, well, like, did you kill them? No, could you have abs of fucking lootly? And that was your intent.

cop runs out answer or guy runs out answers the door he's like what the fuck like what the I don't know if he had a firearm because of the knocking I want to say he didn't it no he didn't he's just like what the fuck is going on hands are up everyone's aiming like this this then this he's like what are you talking about I believe the guy the guy did shoot at the cops didn't no this one didn't know I'm thinking this is like six or seven years ago no this is America oh okay okay it was a Canadian swatter he did shoot oh a Canadian swatter he did shoot oh a Canadian swatter. Oh, fuck.

I'm pretty sure the dad did shoot, but he didn't know who the fuck was coming in. This one didn't. This is outside on the porch. This is all on cam. Homeboy is standing there like this. He's like, I am, they're telling you to put his hands down or doing something. And he is like, what the fuck are you doing here right now? Nicer neighborhood, too.

Yeah. Porch, wrap around. That matters. I mean, yeah. To me. But it is just a dude's like, hey, what the, fuck is going on right now. There is a difference between like a neighborhood that has a lot of issues

with violent crime and a neighborhood where it's like this is an accountant. Like we've never had a call in this area like it's I look it as in war if I'm approaching a sheep from an area. Well sheath versus like a shitty area. It's your layers

of risk going in. Yeah. That's how I'm going to hold my gun how I'm going to have the team wrap around to assault the objective. It's like hey this is a not a bad guy let's just fill it out but they went in hard

he's like what the fuck is going on he doesn't know he's like my family's fine what's going on and then he's getting mixed commands so he has like show your ID and then get down he's like what the fuck you want me to do

I am so confused and then he goes like this and then they shoot him oh my god yep and then instantly fucking he dies family's like what the then they find out it is a swatting batch it happens all on camera this happened in 2015 or 16 i would say with legislation right

on something like that if somebody does die on it let's say in your example say you do drop four cops and then you end up getting killed i think whoever did the swatting gets four cop killings and one homicide yeah which i mean cop killing is homicide but they tend to hold more of a charge right it correct me if i'm wrong i actually don't know but does they hold more of a charge if you kill a cop as opposed to a civilian? Depends on the circumstance, I imagine. I don't know. See, they never figured out what swatting was at that point.

So when they did that... Tell my now, though. If you were to do what you explain. It's still surprising how many cops don't know about swatting. Yeah, when that happened, I was trying to explain to the cops after I did, like, took my shirt off and I was like, hey... Do you want to fix his eyebrow? Yeah, I do. No, keep going.

No, no. Keep going, sweetie. One moment. You don't like that. I don't. It is a fucking, let me stick it over there. I'll tell you. But no, no.

I want to know your thought now with that. So like, here's the thing. You end up dying. Your son loses his father and four cops are dead because I do think you could probably drop quite a few of a swat team, sure. But does the swatter now get all of those charges? Because I feel like they should. I feel like they should.

Yeah. I don't know any legislation that would do that. So they can just call in and kill five people with zero repercussions? I also would hope at a certain point you've got positive ID on your targets where you're like, oh shit, not people I want to be shooting right now, hands up kind of thing. Well, yeah, like. But it takes you want to wake up because you're disoriented three o'clock in the morning. Because the first time that swatting happened, I was streaming all night. I was drinking like with my friends on stream.

And I was like, yeah, I'm drinking. I fall asleep. And then I wake up to come outside, come outside. Oh, they were talking over like a blowhorn or whatever? Yeah, and the only reason that happened, like they were saying, is because they were able to get in contact with the guy that I used to be on SWAT with, and the guy on SWAT was like, hey, do not kick in his fucking door. Please do not kick in his door.

You might get them, but a lot of you are going to die in the process kind of thing. Which is why one of the, again, I really, like, I like what you said earlier, for any of our friends who do content creation, if you live in an area where you can talk to the police department, anything like that, absolutely let them know, like, hey, this is a possibility. Here's my personal cell phone number. If anything like this happens, please just, you know, if you get a random call saying that I did some heinous shit and I'm barricading myself, just shoot me a text. You know, let's, let's sort this out. This guy almost got me killed, dude. A good congressman, man. A good congressman right there. Senator, I thought, right?

Senator Brandon. I mean, I like the senator. He's doing great work right now. No, that is something that I've looked at doing is like drafting legislation on that because that's, in my opinion. It's a scary thing, especially for people who are capable of killing, again, I'm not like the biggest badass in the world by any means, but you kicked on my door. I'm not dying alone. I guess it's the best way to put it. Yeah. You are probably more capable than I am. That's fine. You're way more capable than I am, to be honest. But somebody, I'm not dying alone. And that's if somebody swats me to do that. Now my kids, in my friends, in my friends, wife are also in the crosshairs too because my wife's going to come out too and my wife's probably

going to come out to you know defend our kids to say i'm streaming or whatever yeah and then maybe she gets shot too yeah so like how the fuck does that legislation work because here's the thing i feel like people don't do it i feel like people do it because they feel like it's a either innocent funny funny or they're intentionally doing it to try to fucking kill you which either way they're trying to kill you or get cops killed or whatever i feel like it And they feel like there's no repercussion. Correct. There's no actual legal repercussion to it outside of a slap on the wrist because, oh,

it was a prank, bro. No, it's attempted for murder and you should be treated. And what's bullshit about? Swatting prank. It's called the swatting prank because that was that one specifically. So the kid did get 20 years, but not enough because the dad did die. He had no, he was playing modern warfare. I would argue that's manslaughter, right?

Yeah. Oh, it's a bare minimum. him. I mean, I think it's a tempted murder because, well, because it's like swatting prank. It's like, bro, it stops being a prank as soon as you send 10 people that are trained to kill people to their house. Exactly. That's where it's this tradeoff. Now you have the problem of the individual, the officer that did fire, like he was obvious. His hands were like this. Like that do them. That's what I'm saying. I'm so glad a woman officer didn't show up when I was doing this.

we would have made so much money off the donut merch I'll make money off any you just somewhere clear she said taser but she shot me oh it's like the one that did the ND next to the guy's head dude yes on the oh my god you seen that no

you're talking about the one that like the guys like cuffed on the ground yeah and then and then she just shoots him that one no this is she accidentally ND's right he is well yeah she NDs but he's the one the word like it was a traffic stop.

Is he handcuffed on the ground and his head is on the floor? And then she accidentally shoots next to his head. And then afterwards, the camera goes to her and her face is like, ugh, fucked up. Well, there's been a lot of, Cody, how many. Oh, by all means, say women. Oh, by all means, say women. How many accidental female shootings are, all I'm saying, is there a lot of good female police officers, but they shouldn't be policing.

Well, I mean, like your sister's a good example, like a good cop, right? good female police officer. We've discussed this before where I think female police officers make the best investigators. They are fantastic child crime investigators. They're fantastic, any fucking, anything that has to do. Yeah, detectives. Any detective work. Females are amazing at it.

We see that in relationships. But when it's a man versus a man. I don't know every DM I have. Sorry No, I'm sorry I love you We're at that part of the night I just think

There's a certain sex That comes with violence And it rhymes with Mel And It rhymes with Male Not Smell Not Hell

Kennedy just says the word We were called The last time we did No no no No The last time we did Ryming on the podcast It was the booper bike birds

I don't worry about You know, I didn't have finished his thought now because he's right. I want to see where he goes from here. Oh, we are dickheads. It's like infantry. I just think, ah, females are very good investigatory work. They're very good at, like, investigating things. They're really good at that.

But when it comes to, like, if you're on the streets and some dudes popping off, it's really hard to get them in the handcuffs, pure female. I think it's unfair to hold people to the standard of their biological counterparts. unless they can pass the it's like infantry is a good example or the military it was hey as long as you can pass the male military

standards then by all means fucking go for it but for combat MOS is it's not hey well you get a separate one and it's the only reason you get to pass this because now you have to do a lot less not like

it's close it is a lot less push-ups a lot less sit-ups a lot less sit-up What's just like if your job is like if you're like in a medic MOS or whatever like part of your job is can you drag a 200 pound man and 50 pounds of gear out of the line of fire if you can't do that that is a big problem if you struggle hitting 30 pushups for your bare minimum chances are when I'm in full kit weighing 250 pounds and I'm getting shot at and I'm wounded you're not grabbing my ass and dragging me out of the line of fire probably just guessing probably and it's

and it's the needle in the haystack argument where it's like we're not saying no women can do it and there's never been a woman who can do it because they can and there have been yeah i personally but by and large you you you have to be held to the same standard because otherwise what the fuck are we doing here i personally trained a girl she was trying to get in the infantry when they were just opening it up and she could do 11 pull up was that 72 or nope I know yeah from my age but she could do

11 pull-ups as a female and I was like she's like should I be able to do this I was like girl you bench 185 as a female you weigh a buck 50 you'll pass any infantry truss I promise you

I would rather have you on my side than a majority of people you were strong as fuck I don't know if you're doing tea or whatever I'm fine with it fucking load up on stair roast girl but you meet the standard from the metal aspect.

Yeah, if I, if I get to choose what guys are next to me in a foxhole, I'm like, yeah, dude, I don't give a shit if you're on gear. I would prefer it, frankly. Well, on that, no, I want to see, I want to see more baseball players on fucking gear. I want to see more UFC fighters on gear. I want there to be a steroids league.

Give me the best that humanity could give us the two-tier system. Yeah. I want a master chief. I want a UFC league where they're all, on gear. So, uh, UFC. Well, John Jones has been doing that for a while. Any of see?

Hold on. Back to that, the, uh, uh, a little bit about that conversation. The internet or the government knows that I look up, right? So how the fuck do they not know who called in the, the swatting? No one that responded to my house during that time knew what swatting was. They were like, what swatting? They can't. They can figure out who it is, is what I'm asking.

They can't. They know I look up. Police level. Oh, okay. When you get the, the feds involved and everything on higher level, like, sure they can. Well, at the same of that. Do you disagree? No, I agree with Brandon.

But there, no one even knew what swatting was the first time I got swatting. This is like 2018. They didn't know what swatting. was, I had to explain it to him because they came to my house and they were like, can I go in your house? I was like, why do you want to go to my house? Well, because someone said that you were killing

your son and holding someone hostage. It's like, well, fucking, what are you talking about? Do you know what swatting is? Someone swatted me. And they repeated to me, what is swatting? What is that? And I had to sit there and explain to the investigators what swatting was. They had

no fucking idea. And this isn't 2018 and then I got swatted again in my skate shop about a year later in 2019 I do explain to them no someone's calling a false call in no one's here trying to hurt anyone blah blah blah maybe maybe now they're trying to pick up on it especially because back then like again like I was saying like you you had a very pro-police channel where you were just like breaking down like hey people would see oh, these are bootlick or he's this, but you're just like breaking down police potty cam footage.

Like, hey, this is exactly what actually happened. But the anti-police people would want to harm you is the point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, what's fucked up is all the investigators, they've been working there for fucking 20 years. They don't try to learn what the new thing is. They're just looking for their tenure. Sorry to say that.

Yeah, they're just like a teacher, maybe. They're just looking to, get out of policing thing because this was during like the george floyd shit so they're they're trying their best to get on their tenure and to just get out of policing altogether they don't try to learn new things they're just they're just they're coasting they're coasting on their job they they didn't try to learn what swatting was they're just like oh yeah we'll just fucking well we'll figure it out along the way they they don't try to learn new things I could go on this for a minute

doing the math I will see here for two hours with you explaining this to me because the cop thing's very interesting to me but technically we just did this is my thing I keep asking you What I'm trying to say is since

the George Floyd riots happened policing is fucking dead It's dead Can you take a deep breath for me Look at that I can't breathe Any who's he's But Some guy

died from fentanyol and now policing is fucking dead so the cops that are in their tenure for the past 18 years are trying to just get out of the job and so the new cops that those cops are training they're learning from those cops that are just trying to get out

because some guy died of fittinol and now they're all pieces of shit too I like him a lot Cody's a good way. They're not all pieces of shit but they're learning from these cops who are like yeah we'll just We'll just learn from all this George Floyd stuff.

And now there are pieces of shit. You think George Floyd is still affecting it? Excuse me. What? George Floyd is still affecting policing. It's affected policing for the next 20 years, dude. Really? You know, well, the only be my, uh, Jesus Christ, I'm slurring.

You guys give me too much alcohol. You were slurring at brunch. No, first of all, fuck you. But no, what I'm asking about that is, or, because I've seen things change at least a little bit to where it's like, do your job as a cop. So, yeah, you have old school cops. They're afraid to do their job now. And now they're leaning on, they're teaching their policing.

So these old school cops, they're scared to do their job. So they're leaning on these cops that they're teaching to do their job. So the new cops are scared to death to actually police. Because, oh, Lord forbid we go into a rough neighborhood. These are the new cops. Lord forbid we go into a new new fucking neighborhood and actually

police and actually be officers and crack down on a high crime area. God forbid that new high crime area is full of black people. Oh my God. This new high crime area is black people. Oh, we shouldn't touch that area.

But the new cops are scared to go in there. And so guess what? That new high crime area blows up in crime and no one wants to touch it now. Because now the old school cops who are still working for the department and the new school cops who are working to the department who the old school

trained the new school everyone's scared to fucking do their job and no one wants to do anything hence hence fucking Chicago now like it's so retarded there's a high crime area you go there you police the

high crime area but no no no hold on hold on it's majority black so we no no no we need to stay away from that area because is scary. It's scary. We don't want to look bad. So the old school cops are trying to retire now. They can't go there and be racist.

They're trying to retire. At one point, you broke down to me. It was Broken Window Policing. Oh, Broken Window Policing? Yeah, what is that exactly? That's California. Oh, Jesus. I don't know with him right here. This is California. Oh, he's in his bag right now, and I love it.

Keep going. Broken window. Broken window. He's in his fucking bag right now. I'm sorry if I hit a soft spot. I'm not trying to take over or anything, but I want to hear what he was to say. I basically just explained it. We're, okay, broken window policing is where you go to a place where there's broken windows everywhere.

There's graffiti on the wall. You go over there. Like, why would we police that area? Well, that's where the crime is. We're going to go over there and police that area. And what a lot of, sorry, Democrat, blue, they go over there. there and they were like well maybe we shouldn't do that we should be a reactionary police force we should just react when things happen whereas progressive policing is oh there's broken windows

there's graffiti we should be proactive yeah proactive excuse me proactive you should go there you should police those areas exactly what you should do you go there's no racism there it's just like that makes sense there's it's not racism no it's poor because poor Right? In reality, God forbid, it's where there are... Where there's crime. Yeah, crime. Crime's there.

And if there's a lot of black folks there... Well, it doesn't matter if they're black, white, red, whatever. It's like... Whatever I be, there's a lot of crime happening there. Yeah, we always... It's literally broken window policing where, like, I see a broken fucking window. I don't know who did it, but I'm going to make sure it doesn't happen again. Yeah, so I'm going to police that area further.

Yeah, perfect example. Just everyone's clear. it is there is a crime area doesn't matter your race it is this area looks like shit don't give a fuck what the race is we have to patrol that we have to focus on that

that's it that's it no one's like on top of that this black community that's really well established we're gonna go patrol it no one gives the fuck about that no one cares about race and you know what if there's a black community where it's high crime do you know who you're protecting if you're patrolling it

the black population the black community you're protecting them from crime. I don't understand that. I've never understood what that's. The one thing that always fucking drove me crazy about that, like, can I get on the Black Lives Matter? Yeah. They wanted body camera. Black Lives Matter started out in 2016 when I started making my videos.

They wanted body camera. They're doing great now, by the way. Where's the owners at? Well, their mansions are doing great. Yeah, their mansions are doing really good. They're living in. it up. Good God.

But you know what they, what Black Lives Matter who promoted body cameras, which body cameras are doing great, we can see what happens every day. It's great for your business model too.

Oh, by the way, body cameras, they don't want body cameras anymore because they say that's, that's bullshit and racist. Seriously? You want it in the first place. Oh, yeah, that's racist.

Yeah, that's the new thing. Oh, what? Body cameras are very racist nowadays. Can we agree, before we continue, can we agree that there are bad shoots for sure? Oh, 100%

It happens But like we We hold them accountable But every What I've found is Every single person That just hates cops Just hate cops

Now one of them has a credit score Above 500 And they're all Losers However Cops need to be held accountable For sure And I don't think anybody on

Any like On the cops side Bad shoots And only one of them is bad shoot I will say this Cody always broke down And this is what I hated The most

They hate Cody would get it's a bootlicker i was like no cody fucking calls out if you're just a bad cop every fucking time squirrel cup hotel dude that's like crawl towards me random kid like you call them out and that shit you're holding them to the standard and you're still called a bootlickers like no no i will you will call them out every time when it's terrible you're like you're a fucking retard what the fuck are you doing you don't do you think new cops suck on a school i mean that's not my podcast i didn't mean i shouldn't ask questions i think large i think i i with new policing i think everyone needs to do jihitsu we need to have large

male cops primarily in policing but what drove me crazy about the demonetized police thing is they wanted to privatize police so like your own neighborhood pleases themselves Do you know what's going to happen? Oh, you're talking about like the community. Yeah, the communities. Do you know what's going to happen? The people with low income, so like the Section 8 housing, they're going to police themselves. And you're going to have less for police officers.

You know these shitheads that don't police law. Guess what the high income areas are going to have? They're going to have Delta guys, Seals. They're going to have like these badass motherfuckers. policing their area. So, like, in my neighborhood, I would have... You think the higher things would have the... Oh, the higher income would have the higher things?

So here's what's going to happen. I think the lower ones would have actual... Hold on, Jake. I apologize. I'm sorry. Watch me on this one. They won't privatize policing. So you're going to have the mall cops in the lower income areas.

All right. And then in the higher income areas that I live in, they're going to have Delta guys. They're going to have fucking former seals because I'm going to be like, yeah, dude, I'll pay you. Contractors essentially. Yeah, I'm going to pay you 60 a year just to walk around my neighborhood. Fuck you. And what's going to happen? The lower

incomes are going to say, well, we want the same, we want the same security the higher people have. You know what they're going to fucking create? Police officers! Police! I want to continue this.

hold on, I have to piss like a fucking razor so cut all of this house. I love what you're doing right now. Oh, God. Thank you. Jay just moves here tomorrow. So this is my new home. I found my people.

Disband the police. What do you think is going to happen? The people in the higher income neighborhoods are going to have Delta. The lower incomes are going to have security guards. What are they going to say? We want everyone to be equal. They create fucking law enforcement.

enforcement. You're going to just... Hell yeah, brother! Fuck! You f*** idiots! You're going to disband that and like, oh, no, no, no, we need, what is it, community policing, but what

was the term for that? It was like, social workers, like, oh, we need social workers. That will go out and do the job of police. We need social workers to do this. Oh, my God, this job's dangerous. Do you have any idea how many social workers are getting assaulted and how many

are getting killed? Okay, let's start doing this. were like social workers, like, let's say half of them are armed and are trained with a weapon. It's like, oh, oh, oh, Lord, what did you just make? Oh, wow. And now there's some shootings involved. Okay, so we should make all the armed social workers have body cams. Wait, we should give them tasers and mace. Oh, my God.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. And we should make them drive around and dodge chargers that say serve and protect on the side. Oh, no. The ones that say, police. on the side. You created the police. You've been idiots. This is the first time I think in the history of the podcast we've had Cody's Mike Peek.

I know. It's like let Cody cook right and he is cooking. Dude, Eli Crane, we were talking about that the other day with the he just went to whatever Congress about that and talked to one of the senators or Krongist remembers and it

was, okay, hey, pause. Hey, homie. so you wanted to defund police right yeah how much 15 million dollars you wrote all this out you defunded them because x y and z and now you were calling them because there is a protest outside your house and then you bitch that no police officers showed up to your house during this time he's there too i thought you what we're all drunk oh dude yeah 100 100% and it was it was still like Eli Crane asking the senator or congressman he's like tell me why you hated this you hated the police you defunded them and now one stands at your house period every day you have one allocated to your protection every day because a silent protest was outside your house and you didn't like that and he had no have you seen this oh no well I've seen so many like it it's the same shit where people like, they, well, I will vote against your right to, uh, to have a gun or to

have the weapon that you feel, uh, you, you, you deem appropriate to protect yourself and your family. Um, meanwhile, I will have private security and the amount of Congress people that I, I know for a fact behind the scenes say, I don't have private security and they have private security. Oh, dude. They absolutely do. Not just like capital police, but like outside of their house and like that. They all hundred percent. It's insane. I'm like, I'm like, I'm a, I'm, against guns and you're like, hmm, everyone protecting you isn't against those little firearms.

It's kind of, it reminds me a little bit of like the aviator with Leonardo DiCaprio. And was it Martin Scorsese? Yep. Or it's just, oh, well, we don't believe in money in this house, Mr. Hughes. It's like, that's because you always had it. Yeah.

It's the same kind of take. That's the weird shit. Also, we got Mr. Caleb Francis in the house. I don't know, what's on, buddy? He's on say hi after this. Oh my God, I've never met this man. Hold on. This is all me. Sorry to accidentally disband the podcast, but, uh, I have Caleb for say hi after this.

And everyone's like, oh, Caleb. Yeah, again, pretending we all just didn't interrupt the podcast to, uh, we were in peace. Say hi to Caleb. Caleb, Caleb, come here. Just put your head in it real quick. Get that beautiful face in here. Caleb, Francis, everyone. Can I get two kisses? Hey, love, hello, everybody.

Yeah, he will kiss you in the mouth. Yeah. So he lied. There's lore here you don't know. There's lore here you don't know. I love this group of a boy. It's my favorite people. What is that really? Okay. GFC, where did that come from? So there was a video that I did and at one point I said GFC and at the end I was like, I know you guys are asking. And it's like, what the fuck's GFC mean? And I said, It means get fuck.

It was just a random-ass fucking video. Bleep? Just so you know that chase. Yeah, bleep the shit. But that happened. And then after that, I just, apparently, I figured out the best three letters of all time because it's meant get fuck cancer, global financial crisis. It's meant grotesque fat child.

I mean, it's meant so many things. It's whatever you want it to be, realistically. But that's kind of how it started. You were a grotesque fat child? Oh, my God. Brandon chose violence today. We can't include that, but Jesus Christ. No, we're going to now.

What was your blackface video? We already talked about that. No, but what did it stand for? Oh, the greatest fucking colored. I like everything you do. And from a marketing point and business standpoint, fantastic. You were crushing it because every day you are pushing that. Oh, yeah.

No, so if everybody is watching right now, I really don't make a whole bunch of money off views or anything like that. The GFC is everything to me. So everybody who's watching, who's part of the GFC, thank you guys, so very much. The Great Friends Club. The Gay Friends Club.

Also, I have another one, GFSF, which is Get Fuck Stay Fri. Or gay friends, stay friends. Look at us crushing it over here. It's one of those things to where all of the horror stories that I heard when it came to content, it was, you know, these

the apocalypse or things that we've talked about tonight. Demonitization, age restriction. So I didn't want to rely on the the algorithms and shit like that to decide what I buy or to make sure my children and my wife are doing well.

So I made a brand and it kind of worked out. It did kind of work out. I'm not, by the way, for anybody watching right now, everybody seems to think I'm a multi-millionaire. I'm not. but

I have a 2025 AT4X 2,500 HD so crushing it fuck you anyway that's what's crushing it to me I did grow up to be in the thought process

and we talked about it at the beginning of the podcast but assuming that makes it in of wake up supportive family die right and the social media shit

has opened up so many possibilities and I can't appreciate you guys so much for having me out. Honestly, I just want to get you in a room with Nico. Like, Nico Ortiz? We're friends. Tomorrow we can. We're friends. That's what I want to see. Oh, is Nico coming out too? You know, Nico lives like

10 minutes from here? Why the fuck? That's in here. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, dude, I want to get you in a room with Nico because I feel like it's just like, unlock nuclear fusion. Are you going to go to our place? After her, take him to the Well, let's not say that. That's why, well, our spot.

After. Yeah. Take him. I'm going to fucking . And we'll invite Nico real quick. We'll meet you up there. Sound good? All right.

I love that. All right. Well, do your outro or whatever you guys do. I don't know. This is my first podcast of all time, by the way. First off, by the way, thank you for coming on the podcast. And also, you fucking crushed it. I'm aware.

I'm beautiful. A great episode. And your business, just everything you do, you make us laugh. I love your content. cracks me up and you do not give a shit and I think that is how it should be. Period. Now, Cody, have you back on.

Thank you, everyone, for joining the unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli Double Tap. Jake Bar Nguyen. Brandon Herrera, myself, Don, Operator. Oh, wait, wait, wait. How do we find you on direct B-A-R-R-R-B-A-R? Buy a hat. Okay.

I will see you guys in the next episode. Love you. I love you. Please be my name You don't know my name You don't know my name Will you see my name Thank you.