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Episode Date: May 17, 2026

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Brandon Herrera, myself, Donate Operator. Thank you so much for being here. Damn. What's up, bitches? Cody's back from Japan. Konichiwa. Good, good. You did speak a little Japanese in you when you.

Yeah, yeah. Arigato, no mater. Whatever. I like your voice goes to the light. You have to, man. Their voices do that, too. They'll be talking to you normal in English. And then when they go to the eragata.

Amigato. Like, oh, thank you. Oh, so cute. Cody has the big eyes. Oh, Brande son. This is going to be a long two hours, I can tell. How was it, buddy? It was super fun, man.

I know everyone, when they get back, they're like the food. Incredible. 7-Eleven's incredible. Everyone's nice. Super high-trust society. I'd say 7-Eleven is incredible. 7-Eleven is fucking badass there. I've never heard about a Japanese.

7-11. What's the 7-Eleven's there? The food quality is like good restaurants here in San Antonio. Really? I sh- do you try the egg salad sandwich? Yeah, man. It's like all the, everything there is good. Dude, the chicken. Yeah. And they would just have grilled chicken breasts and little packets

or season, pull them out, see the whole grilled chicken breast. And like 7-Eleven here where you just get fucking diabetes going there once, you know? Just going in. Yeah, just just walking in the door. Yeah, the loud. What the toast is.

So you were the minority there. Yeah, man. Me and black people. That two hours got longer, Brandon. It's like damage, but times that. Just doing, yeah, like, poisoning, like radiation damage and fucking fallout New Vegas. Negative one, negative one. Yeah.

It was badass. Where'd you end up going? You stay in Tokyo, Kyoto. So, yeah, Tokyo for three days or four days. And then we went to Kyoto for three days and went to all the temples. Moody liked for our honeymoon walking four miles uphill every day. Do what? I didn't put it on the checklist.

It was a good time, though. I got to see monkeys. You see the tentacle monster? What? The tentacle monster? Because you got the hentai virus. It's now to America. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Shit. I forgot. Yeah. Q brain is blurred out. Yeah, because that's in the U.S. now and they're, they're claiming, it's like 50% mortality,

which is what they claimed about COVID in the beginning. It's not real. What is it called? Hanata virus, I think. Hanta, I think. Hanta or Hanta or however. I will say the videos have been hilarious where it's like that one guy's crying. He's like, where people do, da-da-da.

And we're scared. and we don't know what to do. We just want to go home to our families. Open the comments. Oh, man, I feel for you, but you stay the fuck on that. Yeah. Sink the shit. Bomb the shit.

I'll be real, bro. Even if it does what it says does, you think you're going to get Americans to, like, what's the word? Lock up for another four years. Absolutely. No one's doing that shit. It's the boy that cried wolf.

Like, even if we do have like a super deadly virus now, nobody's going to believe you because you lied so hard the first time. Yep. I have not felt the same after being tricked into triple vaccine in Canada. I fucking hate it. I've never felt the same sense. It is awful.

In Canada, you couldn't get groceries unless you were vaccinated, which I feel is ridiculous. And then I move from Canada to Texas. Nobody's even wearing a mask. I'm like, wow, this is awesome. Why the fuck did I ever leave America? Then they'll say shit like, well, we didn't force you to get vaccinated. We just made it to where you couldn't be gainfully employed or buy food if you didn't. Yep.

But you had a choice. Crazy. That one dude on the ship talking about. about, you know, the one that was crying. You were just talking about incredibly gay. Oh, yeah. I was like, no, man, that's monkey box. I have not seen this video.

Oh, yeah, the one guy who like broke the news about the Hanata antivirus was like the gayest dude you could have ever imagined. So while he was bitching like talking about, oh, we're all going to die. It was like so fruity. It's like, bro, I don't care. I think of the world's biggest bitch to complain about this. I'm not taking it seriously. It was thousands of comments of. That's one of those you see it.

You see it on Instagram. You're like, all right, to the comments. Yeah. Well, it's one of those things where it's like, if there was 150 people about this boat, right? Four of them had it. It spreads by human to human, allegedly. Are we really going to bring...

Also like physical contact? Yes. Like, are we really going to bring it back to America? Like, if it was real, they would have nuked the boat. There's no way they would have risked every citizen in the United States over 150 people. I feel like, I would hope they wouldn't risk everyone.

So that's why I just don't believe it. There's just no way. I mean, I believe it exists. But it doesn't do what they say it does. I have no idea. Like, this is one of those things that just came across my feed.

And, like, people have started to talk about it now at time of recording. Like, it's just now popped up. I'm just rolling my eyes thinking like, not again. Come on. 20 to 40%?

What's the... 50 is what they're saying. 40% was the last time they said. But if it's up to 50% now, Jesus Christ, it's increasing. But yeah, 40% mortality, allegedly.

Well, do you remember the early days in COVID when, when like COVID was only in China. And they had all those videos where they were like taping up, like locking up apartment buildings. Like there were dudes in full mop suits with MP5s going in, like dudes that were like bleeding out of their eyes in the street. Like that's how they, that's how they pitched it in the beginning. Yep. Like it was like the fucking resonant evil T virus apocalypse.

Yeah. Well, the other problem with big COVID virus was that like if you had COVID virus and you died, they said it was because of COVID virus. Like you would get in a car accident with COVID. They said, oh, he died because of COVID. It's like, well, I don't know about that. It's like comorbidities. It's like it turns out half the comorbidities were, well,

he lost his head in a motorcycle rack. Well, yeah. Because I think the hospitals were getting paid for every COVID-related death that they had. So I can follow the money on anything. Anyway, to Japan. Yay.

Super cool. Cody, you got us gifts? Yeah. You got Brandon. Yeah. Brandon only eats Chick-fil-in doesn't cook, so I got you the chef's plate. Oh, my God.

Don't accuse me of things you know I do. Oh, Cody, I'm going to give you the biggest hug. Oh, that's fucking insane. Put the knife down first. Yeah. These knives are handmade by the same dude. This is why you got it for me, right?

I know what. I know what must be done. It's sharp, too. I shaved skin off my finger on accident with it. I'm not watching it. A piece of you is now within me. Dude, thank you so much, brother. I appreciate that.

A very thin sheaf. Like, I know it's wax paper, but like, oh, that's just to transport it. Yeah. This isn't the actual shit. I was watching the way that you put it back on. I was like, I was shocked it didn't just split through it. It probably can.

Oh, yeah. And this here, we've got Higua Nukami. Kanichieua. Oh, yeah, I don't know. Bukaki son. Which I was trying not to break this because it is so stiff to open, but, dude, this is fucking sharp. And Moody goes up to try to give me a hug.

And I'm like, uh, please let me put this down because I feel like I'm going to stab something. I, uh, because it was just after I, I shaved like a little, uh, little section of hair off my forearm. And it like took a bit of skin with it. It's sharp. Like I, I just exfoliated with this thing. They know what they're doing with their blades. looks like. Oh.

Oh. So sharp. I cannot read this. Oh, and the hunger this. God, that is terrifying. Okay. There. I don't want to close it on my fingers.

That'd be bad idea. Thank you, Mr. Cody. Appreciate it, buddy. Glad you had a good time. Yeah, man. It was a good honeymoon. And then we'll go back.

How long did you, I want you spent there? There's seven days total. Oh, wow. Plain ride was pretty cool, too. Never done the first class. thing, especially internationally, where you have your own pod.

It's like a bed and everything. Yeah, so it wasn't like your own room, but you had each individual person in first class had a pod. And it's a normal seat, but then it reclines into a bed to just flat and you can lay down, watch TV. What's price range on that?

Because I was looking at flights like the other day. It was like 300 for economy, third number of business class. I'm just your own pod. It was pretty expensive, man. Don't want to say? No, no, I don't want to say. It's a honeymoon.

It was a honeymoon. I spent a lot of money on that. It is, first class is actual first class is a big difference from like what we're. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, you have a shower and.

See, that sounds so awesome because I'm going to do that. I want to do that. I want to do that, but I'm wondering like how much that shit going to hurt. It also feels like a necessity if you're traveling for like, you know, some of those are like 12 hours. Yeah. That's what that was. It was 13 hours. Yeah.

Free drinks. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know if they had the bar in the back. What airline? This was Delta. Delta.

Okay, I'll have to look that up. Okay. We'll go back next. When do we go to Japan? I don't know. We need to do a Gang Does episode there. Are you allowed two people to one pod? Or are they just kind of weird about that?

It was one. Like, it's only big enough for one. Oh, okay. Got it. Yeah. That would be kind of weird if you're like, you're traveling with, like, for example, your significant other and you're like not allowed to see each other. Yeah.

There's a little sliding. window right here. Yeah. So I close that. I didn't want to look at her. I'm not playing the world's most expensive glory hole. It's a giant square. She opens a dick.

I got into the mile high club. She did it. Oh, yeah. They give you a blanket. It was super easy. A blanket. Cute families making macaroni cheese under that blanket. That's so gross.

No, Cody was playing solo, not co-op. Well, we're glad you're back, buddy. And then Mr. Tech, you went. What have all you've been into lately? You haven't been on. Oh, dude, the streamer world has been insane. It's been awesome. It's been so nice.

I'm on Rumble now. Rumbles is the shit. It's the best platform for Americans. So I've been streaming there. Aside from Pepper Box. Yeah, Pepper Box. Absolutely. But no, Rumble's been dealt.

I could never get used to the UI. Like the UI on Rumble, I think needs a lot of work. Really? Yeah. There's less than you try to stream on there. I never tried to stream on it. Okay. So just from a consumer.

Just somebody who's watching content. Yeah, I mean, there's some issues with like the mobile platform, but on PC, it's very good. There's still some bugs to fix out. But it's like, as far as like making money, is it. And I want to make it very clear as an American streamer. Yeah. It is the best platform. You just get hella free ads.

They like run almost no ads in their platform. It's nice. Because I like what they try to do. Because like what they really. are like a bastion for like the the more silenced you know yes conservative voices and yeah I do videos on YouTube and then streaming on rumble and man I just feel untouchable because like just nobody gives a f*** you can't Twitch you just gave up on the fuck Twitch that absolutely not there's no

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This was two days ago. This was actually put out. Did you know that the only 3% of Indians are outside of India? Look that up. So we've literally only been around 3%. Well, I saw the one where they said like only like a third of India has internet right now. That's nuts. Wait, what?

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Okay, well, as of early 2026, over 70% of India's population has internet access. Okay. I want to know with the drowning. I saw at least three videos of water this deep and them diving into it and hitting their head and then laying their face down, floating in the water.

And all their friends are sent around. Oh, yeah. They're unburdened by what has been. Yeah. Now the Indians suicide epidemic on Twitter's been crazy, bro. They're all just killing themselves and it's like for what, bro. I don't understand the train thing. Yes, the train is.

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Very small and hidden. I swear there's a thing going around you. Just Indians like failing backflips, like they purposely land on their neck. I don't think they do it on purpose. It's just so many. That's crazy. Because that's how they try to impress women. Have you guys ever played among us?

When it was like peak COVID. Infancy. So I'm, for like a day. I'm on the internet nonstop. Like I love talking about how. shitty streamers are. It's my favorite thing. But there was this guy who played Among Us in real life, and his name is

Saikuno. And what Sycuno did was, is while he had a girlfriend, that I want to remind you, he was in this organization called Offline TV, you know, with Pokeyman, disguised toast, all of them. All of them. None of them knew he had a girlfriend. None of them.

And while he had a girlfriend, he was fitting, and inside of, I believe, 13 to 16 different V-tubers, all at the same time, none of them knew about it. V-tubers? Yes, so half of them are probably dudes. You would think, all men, I think. Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure.

I'd actually never consider that. There's a chance that could be a dude. Pretty sure they're all guys. But it was hilarious because they dropped a Google Doc on Sikuno. Some of these V-tubers found out that they were being played at the same time. So they decided to call him a lying, manipulative, cheating predator. And the internet really took offense to that word predator because they were attempting to imply that he was a rapide file just because he cheated. And so over this process...

Which is like cheating bad. Exactly. Yes. But it's not, you know. Exactly. And so because these women who want to push these false accusations all went at Saikuno, this guy who fucked. 13 women at the same time became redeemable. And now everybody's rooting for this guy to come back to streaming saying,

we don't give a fuck about the cheating because we know you're not a russ. We know you're not a profile, bro. Because I want to remind you, one of these women said, I was a former minor when we started talking non-sexual. Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Everybody's a former minor. I know.

I was a former minor. And they were literally like their DMs. They said, I can't believe Sycuno was trying to slide in on me. And all it is is when this chick was 17 was Sycuno. typing crab in all caps because they were playing the game, crab game. And that was being considered sexual harassment. There was literally so many false accusing women coming out at the exact same time, cooperating the exact same story.

And they thought they would ruin his career because they got this big content creator called Mujin over a million subscribers, you know, like 1.5 million views every single video, to corroborate this same story. But it ended up completely obliterating his credibility as a content creator. Every single woman is getting relentlessly shit on, even though they got cheated on because all of them were saying, yes, he cheated on us, but actually we're going to go even further and call him a racial trial. So then the girlfriend. So the distinction that I make on that too is like, for example, like my former opponent, like Tony. Yes.

Like we, what made him a predator was not the fact that he cheated on his wife. He cheated on his wife serially. Yes. Which we knew that for a while. But what made him a predator was that he was doing it to subordinates and staff who were in a position. It was position of power. They couldn't say no. And he had like a record of doing that.

There was multiple that came forward with like after saying no, no boss. This is too far. Yes. No. And then he kept pushing it and then eventually forced sexual relationships. These women in totality all made the first move. Every single one of them reached out to him first. Even so much so.

Why does he have so much game? He's a fucking among a streamer. Well, uh, it's because he's been described as a in real life anime boy. What the fuck is that? mean. So he's a little Asian. So you went to Japan. You know the Asian culture. And now they go like they put their hands in front of their faces and they like they giggle because they don't want to show their teeth because they're shy. So he had like all of like the Japanese mannerisms. And so they would love that. Yes. I did notice. Yeah. Well, Japanese girls liked dudes who look like girls. Yes. That's not exactly feminine, but like you're saying like a real life anime. Yes. And so all of these people were down bad for psychunos. I can only assume monster cock. Because, I mean, man, he was he was slinging and he was slinging and beyond he was coming And then what's crazy is even after is the coming like an at extraneous detail or like no, it's very important

Okay, okay it is true. It is real because they were like you see very hung up on that. I was curious if that was Oh no, because this one girl went like into so graphic detail about like how much he came. Oh, wow. Yeah, he like came in my mouth and then he came inside me and it's like bro. Yeah, that's you started the sex. You can't change your mind three years after the sex. I don't know why people think they can say, well, it's been three years. So I'm going to go ahead and call it right now. But like that's just that's just not a thing you can fucking do. Even if it's like, oh, well, I thought he was single. It doesn't make it.

Regardless, then they went after the girlfriend. And the girlfriend had Sycunos back and said, actually, fuck all y'all for making our relationships public. Psych who knows the best. I'm staying with him. Leave us the fuck alone. So my favorite part was the, what we were talking about. about this a little bit earlier you brought it up.

She's like, well, we're going to work through this together. I'm like, what, all 15 of you? Yeah. Seems like way too much work. Oh, dude, that's what I thought too. That's a young man's game. It's way too much. One woman is a lot of work.

And that's fine. Like, you got to put work into a relationship. 13 is fucking absurd. That's a full, that's like eight full time jobs. Yes. And like he would even like section out time to like play Valor with them separately. and then he would go to Twitchcon Paris for a TFT tournament and he had eight hour blocks to go from girl to girl to girl.

Oh, and he had this one autistic one. This is so funny. I got to go, babe. I'm getting a little tired. He's gumping it. He's gumping it. He's gumping it. Jesus Christ.

I never heard it called gumpin. You never heard. I know what love is, Branton. It's, it's, who is that, that streamer guy? He's Wobby. Wobby. Father Wobby. Oh.

Did you remember that one? No. Father, are you familiar with the term gumping it? Yeah, no, no, I got. Long story short, I f*** your ass in the freezer. Jesus. But there was this autistic one that was like very like intense and hyper invested into him. So because she's autistic, he's like, how the fuck do I keep this chicken entertain?

Will I go bang some other slots? So he bought her like a hello kitty puzzle. Like, fuck with what? We did he go, fuck too. It was awesome. It was so good. That shit's like, that's like throwing out like the monkeys and zombies. The fact that it worked.

I know. I got, this story is incredible. Oh, yeah. No, I mean, it was awesome. Yeah. And like, obviously, obviously fucking for cheating. You know, that's, that sucks. Right.

Yeah, shittiest. But also like, fuck women who falsely accuse men. I thought you're just like, and then pause. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's no moral. Yeah. But it's like you can't, the false accusation matter has to stop. It's same thing with assassination culture.

It's just got it out of control. I think that a lot of that can go away once you start instituting similar penalties. We're like, if you, if you accuse somebody of something with the intent of, again, locking them up, ruining their life. Absolutely. And it is proven demonstrably that you made it up to try to ruin that person's life. you should get the penalty they were going to get. I absolutely agree. That's how you stop it.

It's just proving that is so difficult. It's hard. But just the possibility that they could, I think, would be a big de-incentivization. Yeah. Also, though, you get the flip side. It's a hard one because then you have that one lady, like, 10 or 20 years later that came out. And she's like, it was a lie. And then nothing happened to her.

And the guy finally got out of prison after 10, 20 years. He was like, well, it sucks because he was a D-1 college football player. He was supposed to get picked. This word fucking gone. What, competent? I was going to say, I very confidently said disincentivization. Oh, yes, that's a real word.

That's got to be. Like, that adds up. This has been a topic of some debate. I have a tendency to George Bush words occasionally. Oh, that's okay. Just make them up. You looked apart, so I believe that. Yeah, that's a word.

I was going to say you're the first person earlier today. I'm like, you're the first person I think I've ever seen wear a suit jacket with sweatpants. What about black, what about black beater? also these sweatpants are also torn and then I'm not like they're not like torn torn open yeah then I was wearing a sandals

nice cock thank you I appreciate that no I was legit just like I'm underdress I'm gonna go to men's warehouse real quick let me grab somebody I got I got a dress the bar I said the peak lapels good choice thank you thank you thank you plus like I haven't worked out that hard

like the past week so I'm feeling like I think I text I texted I texted somebody I feel like a fat sexless chat I'm personally yeah yeah But it's been good. Yeah, the Sikuno drama has been dope. Dude,

that is all streaming is now. It just seems as like drama circles on top of the room. I don't want to be involved in it. Yeah. It's worse than drama. It's crimes now. You all heard about David. Yeah.

David. The singer, the singer songwriter was like best friends with Pokemon and Jason the way in? No. Yeah, he took a girl. Oh, this is about to get dark. Let's talk about this very quickly.

Who's that? Wait, David is a singer? Huge rapper. It looks like. His name looks like D4. Yeah, T4VD. Yeah, D4VD. Huge rapper was, this is already confirmed,

already confirmed that he was running and assaulting. A 12-year-old girl. Jesus. Until she was 15. Then he broke up with her, so she was going to tell the authorities. And so he takes her to his garage, puts her in a pool,

chops her up with the chainsaw. What the fuck? Keeps her deceased remains in his trunk of his car for four months until he gets caught. Tesla? Yes. yeah yeah insane

it's it's like how the fuck is this happening and bro yeah now I know which one you're talking about it was that Tesla because they how did they find that it was an abandoned Tesla or somebody opened it and like oh my body's been in here for four fucking months yeah it was his Tesla

yeah that's what I love I go to look this guy up and the is it about Fortnite D4 VD and it's just like shows up like songs albums murder. No mention of why I'm Googling. I feel like that would be a highlight. Yeah.

No, it's been crazy shit. Houston, Texas. Ooh. Wait, he's in Houston? Yeah, and there was like, hell of streamers vouching for him. And there's no way he could have done this. And then people were going after the streamers who voucher him. But it's also like, you got to understand.

They had him on live stream with that girl, though, right? That was one of the big things. It's like, actually, here was this. She's 14. Yeah, 14, 15 upon time of death. And then, yeah, he was... Celeste Hernandez. Yeah, he was writing songs.

Like, he was sub-tweeting her in songs, like, talking about her before he killed her. And it's all because, like, many streamers are, like, getting shit on for being friends with them. I think friend AEO is so gay. I think it's so ridiculous from, like, one of your homies does some crazy shit that nobody could have possibly known about. And they say, well, actually, it's your fault as well, I mean, that's just... That's fucking what, like, I would have never... Well, I've never met the fucking guy, but, like, if we were to find out you had, like, 13 bodies in your... baseball. It's like, turns out, well, it could. That's better than 13, objectively. It's like,

when you're hanging out, he didn't mention the crime. Yes. Like, you know, that's sort of like, yeah, the house smelled weird. So does everyone. Oh, that's why we put on the lotion every time. Yeah, I just have a CD player playing the, the Halloween screaming in my basement. That makes sense. Ambience. But I feel like we too often right now are moving to a culture where when somebody does, back to Saikuno, when somebody does one thing that is bad, then everything they've ever done is bad and now they're also the worst human being on earth. I think if we were to actually say this is what this guy did, this is what was proven that he did. This is like the horror proof that he did this. Let's focus on that instead of making up other shit. People would actually

take this shit seriously. But we're not doing that. It's like for example, Hitler. Hitler, awful guy. But I'm not going to say he was a bad painter. Right. He's just a lie. Right. His artwork is Crazy. Right. But let's just focus on the Jews part. There's somebody right now that is just sitting there waiting on the clip button. Go on, Brandon. I say you own the painting too. Yeah, right. That was my favorite part of that whole. It was the act man podcast. They were like, congressional candidate admits to owning a copy of MindConf. I'm like in the same sentence that I owned, I said I owned a copy of Das Kapital and the communist manifesto. And then we proceeded to talk for five minutes wide mind conf is like just shit. Complete dog shit. like just completely just dances all over the fucking place. Zbiotics is a surefire way to wake up feeling refreshed after a long night with the friends. Zbiotics, pre-alcohol, probiotic, is the world's first genetically engineered probiotic. Probiotic.

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Oh, that's crazy, bro. Like, if you go back, sorry, if you go back, there's this whole video on. It's like four minutes long. It's very quick. But like, understanding that Hitler's teaching is how Mr. Beast became like the largest content creator. You're going to have to connect those dots. So by Hitler and Mn-Gov was like, you know,

need to talk to people like, you know, they're idiots because the majority of humanity is retarded. And so like that is what Mr. Beast's content is curated to his lowest common denominator of absolute retarts. I love Mr. Beast's content, by the way. I think the Duke part and it's great. Yeah. The Jew part. The YouTube tips and tricks. God, that's, that's, if, if that's where you're insinuating Mr. Beast is going to go, then this is going to get wild and sponsored by Amazon Prime. Imagine the video, though. I recreate it.

Never mind. Last person. Now, we're not even saying. It's not even going to go there. Yeah. Oh, man. Not to hit that record button. Dude, I'm like, I'm like the meme of the kid in class with like a fucking vein popping out. There's so many jokes I want to make.

You can't do that anymore, huh? Oh, I can. Yeah. It's just with, within reason. They will intentionally, like, they will know the difference between. when I'm kidding, what I actually mean, and they will intentionally pretend like they don't. Yes. To try to clip something to get a headline and to get clicks.

It is the most, it's the most cynical dog shit. Because like, this is what they accuse me of doing. Like, he's, oh, he's doing this for clicks. It's like, that is exactly what you're doing. Yes. Can you talk about any of that with even the article? They're like, hey, we want to write this. Can you respond?

Well, that's just how articles work in general. Basically, they'll, they'll look. But it's what you're saying with obvious joke. fucking glaring, just sarcasm, whatever it is, and then they're turning it into, this is an actual factual statement that Brandon made in all seriousness. It's the joke that we make all the time. Like,

oh, that shit don't look good on paper. But like legitimately, like, it's fucking around with your boys, which is what we do here. And they'll clip it. And anybody who had access to that video, seeing all the context before and after that four second snippet, knows the context.

It's literally impossible to clip that. without seeing the context that makes it very clear that, you know, oh, it was a joke or was this or like he doesn't mean this. But they'll do it intentionally just so they can get that just on paper saying, well, can you believe this is what this guy thinks? Well, that's dog shit. I don't think most people fall for it anymore because it's so obvious. That's the scary thing. If they're still doing it, it's working to enough degree where it's viable. Like, hey, we make our money with this.

Oh, they definitely are falling for it. I mean, that was a big quote on like online where it's like 90% of leftist. discourse is intentionally misunderstanding what you mean. And it works to a scary degree. It's actually horrifying. Because they have the money to push it as the problem. Yes. Yeah. And like that's why I've completely given up on like ever trying to be brand friendly or PR friendly because it's impossible when we live in a world that does not want to understand you. And they want you to be exactly who they think you are without any proof whatsoever just because they have that feeling. There's no reason anymore to be like to try and be squeaky clean to try and be brand friendly. To try and be

brand friendly because the moment someone decides you're a bad guy, there's no change in that. And then it will snowball out of control. And not only that, I think the worst thing I could do is just try to back away like, oh, well, that's my past and, you know, this, this, this, whatever. It's like, no, I was joking then. I'm joking now. There's a very, when I'm being serious to camera, I'm very serious. You know, there's a time and a place. There's a difference between the way you talk with your boys in a garage and the way you talk in church or your grandma or something like that. The worst thing you could do is double down and apoll. Or excuse me, not double down. and like try to apologize and backpedal.

Like, no, fuck it. I stand by it. I was joking around. I had a good time. Has it ever worked to apologize? I've never seen it actually working. Like, zero percent of the time it works in the favor of that person. You can never apologize.

But they always try to pressure you into it. This is the way to do. You just, you have to apologize because that's how they get victory. Yes. Well, it's like, you guys know Valcuree. I'm sure Hassan's girlfriend. Or sorry, Hassan's ex-girlfriend. No, I have no idea.

You're talking about. Sorry. The boys were like, we are not in your bubble. for sure. You're right. It sounds like you should get out of that world. The amount of stress and drama. No, I love it. Make that bag, though, baby.

Legit. There is nothing more than I love than being in this world. It's so much fun for me. But, yeah, so she's like another version of Poceman. Pockeman Light as a Sonsac's girlfriend. She said no cap on a stack, for real, for real. And then she got canceled because that's A-A-V-E, which in case you don't know is African-American vernacular.

And she's not allowed to say that because she's not black. So she went on stream and she cried saying, I can't believe I appropriated y'all's culture. I will never say that ever again. I can't believe I was so racist to my black community. It was pathetic. It was pathetic. Well, it's a race to who can signal the most virtue. Yes.

Why would you want the audience? Why would you want anyone that's like, hey. What can you say? Yeah. You're just in a tight little box. We're like, I don't. Well, I want to remind you that for about six years, we were beginning

not us. Other people were saying so what should I call you? What are your pronouns? Are you Z-Zer? Are you wolf-wolf self? They-they self? I mean, that's where we win as a society. That's why I would blow my brains out in corporate America. I feel like we've gone back away from that though. We have absolutely. We have. Like that pendulum swing it which means it's going to come back around too. I don't think so. I would like to think that was a high watermark. I hope. There's no way we're ever getting that retarded again.

There's just no way. I mean, but then you look at, look how movies are still being implemented or what storylines are being pushed out, directing. Like narratives are still being pushed that way where it's like, oh, we got to still adapt that culture and bring it. And there is that hard line. It's like, no, that's not proper. That's mean. I think you're starting to see it a little bit with things like Star Wars where they're realizing like, dude, we're losing a fuckload of money. It's just not financially viable.

And that's why it's important to vote with your dollar. Yeah, absolutely. If people are pushing shit I don't like, you know, I'm not going to flip shit over it, but I'm just not going to watch it. Like, I feel like that's the best way to go about it. I don't know, bro. I was pissed. I was playing God of War, uh, 2018.

Insane game. A fucking amazing. And then they made it. I haven't beat it yet. So I'm just, you haven't beat the second one? Or the first. Oh, I'm not going to say.

Okay. I'll be vague. One of my favorite games of all time, God of War 2018, in Crumbull in my top 10. Then I played Ragnarock. And, oh, dude, they do this thing? where there's this fucking character and they make this character a love interest and they're white in the lore

and then they make them black and it's like can we stop doing this shit? It drives me insane. I didn't realize how bad Invincible was with that. Oh my God. They race swap the shit out of a ton of people. Amber was white, made her black. They made a random viltramite black.

And it's never black to white. Harry Potter Snape made him black. Well, that's why we're going to get Ryan Gosling playing. MLK, right? Yeah, that'd be sick. It's a new one

like in Homer's Odyssey or whatever it was coming out soon. Odyssey. What's that? So that Christopher Nolan is directing a movie based on like the old, you know, the Troy.

Yeah. Oh, that's sick. Okay. Hell yeah. So like Troy, it's right after. Yeah. Oh, that's the same.

You know, like Troy, the movie Troy Brad Pitt's fucking Jacked Achilles. He's f*** badass. Yeah. Ellen Page is going to be Achilles. in this coming. I need to Google Ellen Page.

It's the play Juno turned into a boy, cut her tits off. Oh, God. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? That, okay, no. Who's last of us was originally passed off of that character model? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not confirmed that I don't think it is anyway,

that she's going to be playing Achilles. I thought it was Achilles ghost. I don't know. Yeah, I know that thing. Yeah. Stupidest shit, bro. Isn't it the fuck the ghost? Now I'm, like, confused me.

I don't know. Well, they haven't seen. said the role to my knowledge. It was being, it just, that went viral that that's what was happening last week. I don't, people weren't treating it like a joke.

But, uh, I don't know. It's crazy. The, the worst issue is that there's a non-zero chance that actually happens in that. I think that's what's worrisome to people.

But it's like, it's not that we have an issue with black people. It's just that we just want the characters to look like the fucking characters in the show. And legitimately, like I've, I've heard people make this argument too. It's like you're,

you're actually demeaning black characters. Oh, if you're implying that you can't make a compelling one on your own, so you have to co-op the white one. It's like you're denigrating all the actually good black characters. Yes, I absolutely agree. I mean, what's a Black Panther? That's like its own series with character, everything.

There's a cohesive story. It's not like, oh, we're just going to swap or do anything. It's the row during the right of Rohan. The what now? You won't know it. The third. Heard. Lord of the Rings.

Return of the king. Yeah. See? Yeah. Like, never mind. I wouldn't know that. half of the writers were females apparently, but they just had them dressed up as men because it was during that time period. That just went viral last week, too, and people were pissed that they allowed, they made the females dress as males for their roles.

They're like, no, they should have just been females and been strong warrior females during that time. Comments like, you know, R.R. Tolkien wrote this way for a reason. Yes. I didn't know that. That one just came out. Well, it's like greatest trilogy of all time. So, good. We need to sit down and watch that eventually.

We haven't seen it? So the way I described it, like, I've seen, I've seen one of the movies all the way through, but like, the rest I've seen like 20 minutes and 30 minutes here. So you said, you've seen one of them? You don't even know what's one of this? I think it was Return of the King. You know this, right?

You watched Return of the King first? You've never seen Lord. You've never seen Lord of the Rings. You don't know that? That's weird. This is your roommate. Seriously, you didn't know that? You've never seen fucking Lord of the Rings.

I've seen them all like through like 20 minutes, 30 minutes. here on like T&T on a fucking Thanksgiving Day or some shit. Jesus fucking Christ. No. Like the Christmas story to him. I want to watch it. It's just been on the TV.

Yeah. I want to watch them. I just never dedicated the 12 hours to sit down and do it. It's not 12 hours. Let's watch the director's cut. Which everybody said you have to. Oh man.

That's like I'm going to glaze you a little bit. You are like one of like the most manliest man. Just oozing sexual energy. Huge balls. You got my fucking walking talking ego check. movie. This guy actually sucks. It's like you will resonate with this movie

so much. It's incredible. I know. Like everything I've seen, like I also don't get into like fantasy shit too much. Like that's not really my thing. Does you like Star Wars? No? Yeah. That's fantasy. That's like sci-fi fanat. That's like just straight up sci-fi.

Like I like sci-fi shit, but like I don't know. That was never my thing. Like Game of Thrones is probably the farthest in fantasy I've ever got. It will be your thing once you watch it though. There's no way to watch. Yes. Oh my I got the soundtrack. Here's what spoil it for me. Here's what spoil it for me.

My introduction to Lord of the Rings, like actually sitting down and watching a whole ass fucking movie. Yeah. Was going to see The Hobbit in theaters. What the fuck? Yeah. I watched The Hobbit in theaters and was like on my phone halfway through. I fucking hated it.

That's the bad one. Yeah, that movie sucks a ass. Okay. We're going to rent a movie theater. We've talked about this. Yeah, we're going to do it for his birthday last year, but they wouldn't, because I called him and tried to get it hooked up, but they couldn't get the first Lord of the Rings for us.

We're going to rent the Plytium out and everyone just go. Oh, that's. I was sick as fuck. And drink and watch the first Lord of the Rings. It feels, it's in that weird gray area where it's not like Star Wars where I don't know if, like, if you didn't watch it as a 12 year old, I don't know. But those movies. No, it's good. It's good.

I got time later. You got 12 hours? I've taken so many people's like first time watching Lord of the Rings. And they're always like, why the fuck did I never watch this? You're Tolkien Cherry. This is my name. I've taken their Lord of the Rings. I'm literally.

I think Hobbit's great. I enjoyed them. But I love that series so much. I think it's absolutely fun. The fight of Desolation of Smog was mid. Everything else I loved. I'm just excited to watch that at the movie theater because I got to watch it originally at the movie theater this time.

No shit. And I want to watch number two. Battle of Helms Deep. Exactly. It's what I yeah. Well, I just want, I want one thing we can then write it all off is right when Erdog is the entire theater turns and looks at random. Like we pause the movie.

I'm sorry. Did you? You're all doing the soy jam? Everyone at the same time is saying that. Like, cool. That's the one thing Gary always f***es with me, nerdotic. Oh yeah, good dude. Oh, fucking great dude.

Like fantastic. He came and actually introduced me at our event with Paxton the other day. Oh, hell yeah. But he, anytime I'll post something on Twitter, he's like, yeah, this is great and all, but you've never seen Lord of the Rings. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I met him like a couple weeks ago. We got burgers.

It was great. Very nice guy. Fantastic human. But like, do you think about how, because for people who know what happened in that scene, think about how incredible that is. Like, first of all, for writing those pieces and the director for choosing,

yeah, keep that end. That's the one. It's so much realism tied into it. Like, fuck, bro. Everything about that movie is so perfect. I can't wait. I have the soundtrack playing in my head. Dada, da, da, bum, boom, boom.

Oh my God, it's so good. So long. God, it's so lame you haven't seen that scene. That is so late. I was going to say, working on it. I'm not. You're not. I hate you. Like it's such an event now that I like I can't just go home and watch it on TV. Yeah. We'll have to see what when we can watch at the movie theater and then we'll just if we can't get. We could probably do it. I just hit them up on

short notice. It's like I think with this that'd be like a month out type thing for them to be able to get their hands on it. That'd be a blast dude. It would be fun. Okay. We're doing it. I just watched the first one like on a plane ride the other week. So I'll watch it again. It's so good. Watch the SpongeBob movie on the plane. It was lit. You're like, you're oscillating. Your mental age for me, like with every sentence you say, oscillates between 11 and 40.

It's because my fiancee loves SpongeBob. And I'm like, all right, babe. We can chill. We can watch SpongeBob on this. I love it. It's good. Isn't the new one, new one? The new one.

Yeah. Because I guess like I want to have kids soon. So like I want to like, what should I let them watch? What's going to turn them into a trans? What's going to keep them normal? Is SpongeBob still okay? I don't know. Let's see.

But yeah, normal SpongeBob seems good so far, I think. You know SpongeBob originally started to explain why being gay was okay? No. And they changed that. Yeah. Yeah. SpongeBob and Patrick were supposed to be gay for each other. And they cut that out.

They striked it. Now it's just a... Spongebob does come off as a little quick. He does. Yeah. Sponges. All those holes. God, the Meat Canyon bit.

Oh, God. I forgot about that. The Sponges. SpongeBob one? Do you remember that one? No, I haven't seen that one. I've only seen his chick-fil-A one, and then the one where he made about Hassan and the Asper world being secretly gay for each other. That was awesome. That whole thing was hilarious. Oh, yeah. I love watching the shocking the dog. Hassan did not have fun watching that. Oh, he reacted to it. He did not like that. Oh, it's because Hassan's life right now. He's miserable. He hates his fucking life. And what's crazy about Hassan, I don't want to talk about him too much. Also, the dog shocking. I'm glad you. y'all know about that. I wasn't sure if you knew about the dog shocking, hilarious. I think we talked about it last time you were on. I don't know. There's no way. Yeah, because the last time I was on was that eight months ago, it happened seven months ago. So I would just miss it. Maybe he's outside of that.

I was talking about the gay shit he did, which is a lot. And that's why he gets up all the time. So the thing that he's wearing the suits now because it makes his head look bigger. It's like, dude, we're actually, you get into this guy. Yes. Oh, yeah. So God, how he draws him. Is that? That's meat cany. That's SpongeBob? Yeah. It's like, oh my God. Top of meat. I remember when the first time we, well, so we were hanging out with Hunter and I told the shop

boys, like, because we were building them a rifle. And they were like, oh, cool, who's it for? Because they, you know, build it out. I'm like, oh, we'll do this, this, this, this, this and this. Like, oh, cool, who's it for? I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm giving it to meet Canyon. And my shop boys were like, they'd never met him before. They were like, um, are you sure? Is he real? Is that a good idea? Really? This guy does not seem like he's okay. Oh, he's awesome. He's so nice. He's one of the most organically funny motherfuckers I've ever met. Yeah.

I didn't know the shot boys were like Well, because they didn't know Because this was before his Papa Meat channel too Oh yeah, this is the only thing you knew of him Was just his cartoons Like If you don't know the guy, I get it Yeah

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This is a threat. But to get into a segue on before I get to this eventual Hassan rant, so there's this game that come out recently. It's called Pragmata. And essentially, currently birth rates are declining across the Intaglub. Nobody wants to have sex anymore because the hentai is too good. Which once again, Donut bringing the hentai virus into America. You know, that's really going to...

I'm sorry, little one. So Pragmata was essentially supposed to... supposed to cause the new baby boom. And I'm not going to lie. There's games like, if you play God of War, you're going to want to be a dad. If you play Pragmata, you're going to want to be a dad. Weird. Hold on.

As soon as media starts putting positive male influences and starts talking about family and the importance of raising children, people start to what? It's almost like there was a subversive plot to, you know, intentionally not include those things. Yes. Oh my God. The amount of women who I see these days who think they're like being abused if they listen to their husband is insane.

Or if they have a kid, their life is. ruined. It's like, it's disgusting. Like, that's when life begins. That's the best part of life is having kids. That's the whole point while we're here, at least my opinion, but I really would like to be a father. Anyways, pragmatic comes out, all this great shit's going out. Like, oh, women are talking about having kids. Men are talking about finally having kids. How, like, sex is good and straight relationships are normal and good. It's pretty cool. Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's looking love it. It's a rad. One of my favorite things. There's a, there's streamers like Pokemon and Valkyrie who've been putting out like,

I think it's natal, anti-natal, maybe I'm using the wrong word. Anyways, a lot of propaganda about how like being a woman and mom. Sounds right. Like being a mom will ruin your life and how like they never want to have kids and how like their eggs are drawing up. They got like a stitch to fix that now. It's fine. Yeah.

Their eggs are drawing up because they're turning 35. And Hassan starts crashing the fuck out on to an absurd degree because he was saying how like, why the fuck do any of like these in-celled shots who are like, well, never have kids even like this game like Newsflash. Just because you play Pragmatta doesn't mean that you're ever going to have kids because you're a loser. Ba, blah,

blah, blah, and I started to like really look deep into it about why he got so bothered about this. And it's because he recently got broken up with by a streamer by the name of Valkyrie. This is all theory crafting by the way, at least this part. Him and Valky were in a relationship. I believe they've broken up because I look way too much into this shit.

And he realized that he will- Get the red threadboard behind you. Yeah. The thing is, I think way too much about this all the time. I love it. But he can't have kids because his girlfriend never wanted kids. So he realized that he is going to die a in-cell sexless chud who will never have a spawn of his own. And so he has to demonize that idea to make it actually the people who do get to have kids are actually the lame one.

But Hassan frequently tells people that if you're a viewer, you're a loser because you can't have sex, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But we do it as a joke. Yes. Yes. We do it because we're like ribbing the audience a little bit. Like not legitimately. Game looks beautiful. Oh, have you never seen it?

I've never seen this and it's a real like 90% review. It's incredible. No, it's incredible. All it's been coming across my feed is like how it's essentially just like reproduction slop. Yes. It's genuinely like making people feel things like, oh, fuck, I think I want to be a dad. I 100% of the main story in about 13 to 15 hours.

It was oh, so good. Tell the truth. Is that a large part of why you're wanting to have a kid now? Um, okay. God of war is what started. All right, all right. Like, and then the idea of, I thought it was very cool. I watched this video where it was like raising a daughter was a lot easier than raising a son.

Because if you raise a son, you're essentially raising your replacement to like be your successor and like be the better version of you. And I thought that was very cool. As well as a Vindman saga, but you know, I don't know. I'm just bored of shit, bro. Like, I don't want to play video games anymore. Like, listen. I'm bored.

I guess I'll have a kid. No, but like, like, it's like, oh, the best reasons to have children. I read that in a book. It's like, it's like, Oh, I can play video games and play cards all the time. Like, I recently, like, went pro in this card game offline called Riftdown. It's a League Legends card game. And, like, I was ranked number 22 in the world after playing it for, like, three months.

And I was like, and I made, like, you were traveling to do. Yeah, yeah, I told me. I went, like, Mia. And I was just grinding this shit on top. I made, like, $180,000 offline just playing this game. I loved it. But I'm just fucking bored. Like, I can play another game, yeah.

But, like, I don't know. I want to, I feel like. Cody, you probably know this. I feel like having a kid is a pretty powerful moment, a pretty compelling thing to motivate you to be a man. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. So if you had a kid, would you,

would you have them on stream or would you just hide? Okay, that's kind of, that's what I was kind of figuring. Yeah, no, I don't want to do content with that. Absolutely. And I also like, if I have a kid, I'm going to want to retire. Like, I'm just, to be honest, for at least a year or two, just to be with my kid. But that's after I make enough money,

which I'm very close to making that much money. But anyways. So go support him so he can fuck off. That would be great. I will retire if I receive a million dollars. But I realize you have these streamers like Hassan who wants to call their viewers losers because they can't have sex and they can't have kids, blah, blah, blah, blah. But then you have to realize Hassan is a guy with $3.4 million mansion in L.A. He makes million dollars of year.

He looks good. He's in shape. He's a successful streamer. He has all of that. still can't hold a relationship and he still can't have a kid. That's pathetic. When you have all of that shit and you're trying and you still can't do it, bro has no room to talk. And the worst thing is, this is a guy who talks so much shit. But like, what, four or five months ago, he says that he could beat my ass any time that he wants. And I say, okay, I will fight you

in a boxing ring. I will give you half a million dollars if I lose as well as I will never stream again if you beat me. And he's completely ducked me because he's an absolute fucking bitch. And I'll bring it up. Any of my opponents ever. And, and at any point, had made that offer. Yes. Oh, dude. Well, I think I did offer. I'm trained very hard if that was ever the case.

I'm like, oh, my life is dedicated. I legitimately offered Tony. I think it was like $100,000 to the charity of his choice, and I would drop out if I lost. Mm-hmm. And he still said. On a boxing match. And you know what the worst thing is? My consultant told me not to make that offer, but I did it.

We're doing it. I did anyway. It's not that he's against boxing because literally three weeks ago he says that he would go and box XQC anytime. The guy who's built like a Minecraft skeleton. Right. Well, just as a quick aside, I think after all the shit started coming out, I was waiting for the tax message from Tony.

I'll do it. Like, oh, never mind. Hey, about that boxing match. He's like, okay, it's time. To offer valid until everyone finds out you're a piece of shit. Sorry, you're just past the deadline. Sorry to interrupt. Oh, no, it's all good.

But the thing is that he's a massive fucking, he talks all this shit, can't back any of it up and the only fights he will ever take is versus someone where there's no chance that he could lose. He'll fight XQC, but he'll never debate, he'll never box me, he'll never box Sam Hyde, he'll debate random shatters, but he'll never debate someone who actually knows what the fuck they're talking about because he can't because he's all, he's all, he's just fraudulent. He has, he has, the reason, the issue with us on is the things that he says aren't things that he actually believes. He just says what people want him to say and he really pays into that mentally deranged, delusional crowd. I have a problem with a lot of like a lot of the right wing,

you know, content creators, like some of the streamers, like talking heads and stuff like that, for the same reason, because I don't think sometimes people, it's not genuine. I don't think it's what they actually believe. I think a lot of times, and there's probably a few people that know what I'm talking about or who I'm talking about, but like they're not saying what they believe. They're saying what is a fringe opinion that they can kind of collect that 20 to 30% of people that believe the unpopular thing. Yes.

And whatever the controversial thing is, like you're being lied to this, this, this, like the very conspiratorial shit. And even though they know it's horseshit, like they're not stupid, but they'll still push it. Yeah, and they won't stand on it either. Like it's, um.

Oh, well, I guess I was wrong. Anyway, next inflammatory opinion. It's just because it gets clicks. Yeah. What's his name? We can cut the name just in case, but, I didn't know that was happening. happening to him. I didn't know either. I don't know. I still don't know what's going on with that.

So apparently it was you have an individual that was like no suppression. You everything should be freedom of speech. Talk about everything. Come to find out he was copyrighting channels and striking them. Oh, well this guy's so this guy's but again, I don't know the name. So cut it. Oh, you know, no, no, he copyright struck. This people called. Oh, that's who he did. Yes. Yeah. Oh, okay. So he started doing it on a whole bunch of big people. Anyone that just said anything negative about him. He would just go after him. So they've, the reason I'm not saying his name,

because I know poor, you are going through it right now. Oh, God. Idiot. Yeah. Like, we're trying to salvage this situation right now, but we're seeing how it goes. I mean, I've had people that, you're like, well, Brent and Herrera got my channel deleted and taken down, whatever.

I'm like, I have never in my fucking life. I like, I hate to be an asshole about it, but it's like the Thanos, like, I don't even. even know who you are. The exact same thing. I would mean multiple times. I've never copyright struck anybody. Because there's no reason to. The only, the only time I've copyright struck people is when they've legitimately just reposted my video and stolen it. Oh, I still won't even do that because

I know that is what they want to do. And it'll cause like a Streisand effect where like this channel that nobody knows was reposting my shit. Right. Then be like, tech don't did what? And it's or like, I've already got so much for shit that I didn't do. It's ridiculous. I was like, yeah, just talk your shit, bro. I don't give a f-reve. Repost my clips and out of context, make me look bad. I don't fucking care.

Just spell my name right. Yeah. You know the one pet peeve I have? This is so funny. I'm like, dude, post all the hate videos you want, but there's this one photo of me on the internet that where I look retarded. And they always make that the fucking phone mail. Dude.

It's so annoying. Is it the first Google image? Yeah, probably. It's probably the first Google image. And that's why it always gets picked first. Let's see, tectone. Is that also the first Google image? Because it drives me insane.

It's this one. Also, this one goes hard. It's this one. I hate this fucking photo. It's this. Oh, that's cool. That's from Politico article. They're trying to make me look bad.

Well, you look awesome. Like, dude, that's f***er rad. Yeah. Like, that looks, thank you. That's dope a shit. It's a thumbnail. This one. I just.

Oh, yeah. That one that's like, dude, post any other photo making me out to be like a racist Nazi. I don't care. This, God, it's so bad, bro. I look so. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

That was also before the weight loss, I think, too. Yeah, it was 340 pounds in that photo. I hate it, bro. So annoying. Cody. Oh, yeah, this one? It's so bad, bro. I hate it so much.

Oh, my, bro. Cund the fuck off. Like, legit, I don't care when people should talk me at all. I actually, I'll be real. I watch a lot of my hate videos. I love them. Also, this one from Huffington Post. Those are cool.

Like, they're trying to make me look. Like, what? What, badass? The Huffpo one? Like, It looks cool as shit. I'm like, you're like, this scary gun guy. And I'm like, hell, yeah, send me a copy.

I had this one guy. He was a 60-year-old man who lived with his parents. And he made videos on me every single day for a year and a half. And they got like 50 views. I watched every single one. It was awesome. I would invite people over to watch because this guy was out of his fucking mind. Like actually like schizo post.

You know, he would legit talk about like how he had like this happened. Like he was fighting me in real life. And like I threw a fireball at him. And so he saw. I'm like, bro, what is this guy saying? You get that next level crazy and that's the- It was awesome. Those are the terrifying people.

I'm like, hmm, mommy's not in reality, right? It's like, well, that's funny. You should probably have him committed. That's not good. Yeah, that was good. That guy could be standing behind you in line at Walmart. Like, that's- because people don't understand that haters help you.

And people don't get that. So people worry about hate way too much. That's one thing that I'm not going to mention names. I never talk about, I never say who I talk to. But a lot of people don't realize that hate coming from a side that you don't want benefits your channel because there are certain people where if they shone you, that benefits your career because the people who hate that, people will instantly have the inverse opinion. Even if what they say is true sometimes. So you don't really have to worry about hate unless it's coming from a source that was positively affiliated with you.

Like infighting essentially. Yes. You never want infighting. But if the other side comes at you, it doesn't fucking matter at all. I've seen that firsthand. So like the day after Tony dropped out of the race, CNN, like I had Jake Tapper on CNN talking about how like, I'm a neo-Nazi piece of shit and all this stuff. It was a very bizarre experience, like prime time news.

Yeah. And that's not true. As prime time as CNN could be anyway. Because you're not a Nazi. No, yeah, crazy thought. Yeah. Herrera. The brown face of white supremacy according to CNN.

But immediately after a bunch of like Republican talking heads that I've never talk to, you know, they probably didn't know who I was, immediately showed up at my defense. And I'm like, this is cool. That's never happened before. Like, what the fuck is this? No, thank you. I like just no hate. Keep it nice, happy, make dark jokes.

Well, I guess even then people get mad about the dark jokes. I feel like we've done a pretty good job at keeping the unsub audience, you know, relatively positive. Oh, dude. Like extremely. I mean, until you up on the. Rich, like the Buffalo school thing. Don't slander people we like and don't fuck with kids. Yeah.

Surprising. Surprising. And then they got bullied into existence and stopped that instantly. Pulled into existence? Yeah. Oh, the bullet out of existence. We've created life. Yes.

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I fucking hate it here. Y'all's community I would like to vouch for very hard. I went to y'all's show a couple of months ago, whenever the hell that was. How long was it? In San Antonio. Two months, three months. Whenever the fuck that was.

That was back in October. Yeah, so five months, six months now? Dang. That's crazy. Oh, that was a while ago then. Anyways, Metamola in real life. Super nice. Everybody across the board, super nice.

Especially on Twitter. Dude, God damn, bro. They will support the sh** out of people on Twitter. Especially, dude, see a donut PV-pying every single day. Having those people in the college be like, yeah, whatever he says, I agree with him. What are we talking about? One of the funny parts about you being in Japan, just like waking up at like, it's 7 o'clock in the morning.

Fuck the start. Seeing like you at like 4.30 in the morning, just throwing moletons and people on Twitter. I never pictured Cody like that. It's catch fire. It's like just open my window. Cody throwing molotovs at cars. Seeing everybody gang up on Tony was the funniest. I'm going to miss that.

I know. I know. Good times. I mean, and then the next person learned a valuable lesson about... She is not posted on Twitter in about a month and a half. Damn. It's weird.

Imagine if you're... She went private. She went private with her Twitter for like half a day. And then a reporter had reached out and asked her why she made it private, like, implying she was going to write a story about it. And then suddenly her Twitter was back up and it was public. and it was a mistake. In reality, the very first time

we had like a little like Twitter skirmish and our audience got involved. Which by the way, she does have a Facebook page. Just so you know. Because imagine if you're not used to, you're used to like 10 to 20 comments period.

And then every once in a while you might get like a little hate, like one out of hundreds. And that's multiple posts. Now all of a sudden you did a single post. You're not used to that. and the internet suddenly hate you. Well, because I think the thing is these people are used to being able to just throw out slander

and not have consequences. And so when they get called to the carpet on it, to the tune of hundreds of comments, they're not prepared to handle it because they're not used to push back, especially my opponent. I don't think she's ever had, like, actual, you know, like in my, in my world, like with the internet and shit like that, my fins, my skin's very thick. I think that's the, my skin's very thick. Because, like, we've, I've been on the internet for my entire adult life, essentially. So I'm used to read in comments, stuff like that.

You ever do college duty lobbies? Oh, yeah. There's. God, modern warfare too. Yep, there it is. Fuck off. Well, yeah, it's, it's hard to say something that, like, legitimately pisses me off that I take to heart. But, like, these people are just used to being able to say whatever.

With very little repercussion. Even those articles that came out against you right after the Tony situation, they stopped. You had, what, three different big names? Like Rolling Stone, which again, still might sue you. Apparent neo-Nazi. It's like, man. But that one word.

Apparent. One degree of separation. Interesting choice of it. Because I think they felt that meant alleged and it does not. Yeah. Like, well, we'll see. I passed on all of that world. I got blocked on Twitter again.

Oh, Rainbow Six Siege. I saw that. What was the story on that? They had this incredibly gay gun, and I said it was a gay gun. And they blocked me. And I was like, LOL, they blocked me. And so everyone, you know, I threw a Molotov at him.

I was in there. Yep. So everyone started. Oh, I think that was one of the molotovs. And then they unblocked me immediately after they started getting hate. There you go. But I was blocked for like 20 minutes there. It was weird.

It was one little like 22 year old interns. Like, oh, block this guy. The boss. You did. Are you all familiar with the manosphere? The what? The manosphere. I feel like that's the entire theme of this podcast.

Are you familiar with X? What? I figured you would be like there. So there's contact creditors like, you know, Andrew Tate. And, uh, okay. Yeah, Nick Fuentes is part of the manosphere. Myron Gaines is part of the manosphere. I've never heard the term.

Oh, yeah, yeah. So it sounds like there are like a bunch of people who just like fucking hate women. Right. And so, you know, the rise of misogyny is on the up right now. And, you know, some people get it. Some people don't. But there was one story that happened recently that I'd love to share with you guys, but these streamers called the name of Tens and Kaide were like, when people become misogynistic,

people like Tens, I like get it. So there was a chick called Kaide, and she was a Valoran streamer. Those are Tens and Kaide. Yeah, Tens and Kaide. Okay. Kide is the woman. I thought it was a Japanese name. same time.

It's like, Kinseikite, you're ho. They got to Cody and at him. Oh, I've got that guy. Oh,

you did your yellow face voice. He holds a penis. They don't say that too often. But then there was Tens who was another Asian. They are both Asian, surprisingly. I mean,

hilarious, but the whole Tens and Kadee thing. And Tens was the number one valerent player in the whole world. Okay? And so Tens and Kade began to date early on, they were filling each other out,

and Kai Day was nobody, no viewers. Ten's, tens had like 10, 15, 20,000 viewers every single time they went live. Well, Kai Day got cancer. Okay, and because of the cancer, a lot of people like Iron Mouse have also, Iron Mouse is a V-Tuber,

she kind of blew up because those are them, those are the Asians. Yep, those are them happy couple. Very happy couple. The story has a great happy ending, I'm sure. I'm looking forward to it. Yeah, but, you know, there's some streamers who blow up

because they have health issues because Twitch community is actually pretty nice. And they're like, oh, this person's struggling. We want to be there to help them out and support them. And then they stand up from the wheelchair. Yeah. They forgot to turn off the fucking lines. What was that?

That was a guy who would have multiple. Oh, my God. What? Oh, dude, this. You're like, all right. Okay. He's been getting donations because he can't walk wheelchair, but he's got all that World War II.

What game was that? It was wow. Wow. Boom. And then he's like, okay, thanks everyone. Fucking love you. Boom. Stands up from the wheelchair.

bro, it's crazy. And then, like, string still up. Yo, did homie just watch? It's a miracle. Dude, your donations worked. I swear it's just like, you thought it

he deleted everything. I would just kill my breakers at that point. It was a glitch. AI. Oh, man. I'm so glad we have AI as an excuse now. That's going to be great.

Oh, guys, that footage wasn't real. But yeah, anyways, so Tens decided, to step back from content correction as the number one valerant player in the world, as well as a multi-million dollar career as a streamer to take care of Kaidae because she had cancer. And because they couldn't see Tens anymore, that whole viewership went to go support Kaidae and because she had cancer, they all stuck around. What kind of cancer? I have no idea. Yeah, I'm not sure. It wasn't pancreas. I'm sure it'll say. Ted cancer.

Why are you so certain it wasn't pancreas had a cancer? Pinkerad is like, that one, you're just dead. That one's like this. Really? No shit. Yeah, pancreatic cancer is like super dangerous. I believe that's like the worst one to get is what I've been told. I did not know that.

Yeah, because I had prostate cancer. Is that actually what it was? She had prostate cancer. I was like, maybe this joke's not getting a cat. Am I retarded? She does not have a prostate.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't drank alcohol in a while. So I'm fucked up right now. Acute myloid, I believe.

Leukemia. Okay. Okay. So she had this horrible. disease. You know, she lost her hair and all that stuff. And Tens was like seen in her background all the time bringing her snacks, bringing her food, supporting her fully in her career, as well as this is confirmed giving her his own blood. They were similar for blood, so he was able to donate her blood. There was rumors, this was never confirmed that he also gave her some bone sampling, something from his

bone. Oh, marrow. But I don't want to say that because I can't confirm it. But. It's painful, by the way, to give bone marrow. I'd imagine. No, well, they can't, like, you can't get numbed or something. You feel everything. I do know that. It's interesting. You get terrible marrow.

Yeah. It's the one thing that breaks down and then it's the, that's why eating it's really good for you. Delicious. Not human marrow. Not human. In general. I mean, it's very, very nutrient dense. Yeah.

It's great on sourdough. Delicious. Once again, not human. Yeah, not human. Maybe you do have those 13. your basement dude I don't fucking know oh dude sourdough oh yeah

get them while they're young not human you are a streamer uh Jesus fuck good Lord check my hard drives so

Jesus Christ that's another crazy story that I probably won't sell until later you probably should tell that one now yeah I probably should so yeah Kai Day became very popular

streamer very quickly because of tends of support and other stream of support, support in their cancer, and she goes into remission. And tens put his entire career on hold, retired from everything to take care of this chick. The moment that she recovered from her cancer, she leaves this guy immediately and gets plowed by one of his friends, like within like a week on a cruise ship where they were apparently abandoned. And yeah. Do they have Hanta virus now?

They probably do have the antivirus. But the internet was furious of this chick because it's like a lot of people are just saying, what the fuck does a man have to do in 2026 to just make a woman happy enough to stay? Has he said anything about it? Like about this situation? Because I saw like, I just happened to see like some posts where he was basically like, hey, we parted mutually.

So many times before the breakup, they publicly stated together. Like, even if anything happens, they're never going to go in on each other because they don't want any drama. So the internet's kind of going in for them. Because Tens is a very sweet guy, a very good guy.

And he probably just doesn't want any drama. But it is fucking heartbreaking how, you know, you're with someone for four years. You give them your blood. You give up your career. And then the moment they have an opportunity, they leave. And so a lot of people resonated with that story.

And they said, yo, this bitch. But yeah, that is why. That is a story that I get why some people are misogynist when something like that happens to them. Very rare, of course. I mean, that's a pretty unique scenario. Of course. That's a pretty unique scenario to, you know, literally be someone's fucking blood bag. My thing is it's still putting yourself in that situation.

I mean, Savivac. She knew, hey, relationship will come second, like building empires first because that's what's a sustainable model. and then build your own empire same time and then we can coexist great. I feel like it would be different if Sav got cancer. Yeah, but still, it's still, even at that, it's like, oh, babe, hey, yeah, I'll take care of you. This still needs to happen.

I have the money to have you taken care of, though, at the same time. So I can afford that life. We can continue to afford this lifestyle. I will make sure you're taking care of, but I still have to work at the same time, especially at a young age. If you're a, how old were they? Well, they were both streaming, though. Yeah, they're young.

That's the hard part. That's why it's like at that age, statistically, what's the chance of you staying together past 30? Slim, homie. Sorry, I'm a realist on that. I am a very big realist. You just did the math on her mortality rate on leukemia versus your odds to stay together. Either or it can be sick or not sick. I'm like, what's the most sociopathic thing I've ever heard in my life?

I don't even look at it. I don't even look at it like that when I did. Synchronostic. I'm like, yeah, just chances are here's where this is going to happen.

But, but. Just put her down like the family dog, Jesus Christ. Like, it's one of those ones

where I'm like, well, now she's a piece of shit though. Everyone hates her. Yes, of course, yes.

Okay, so, well. Oh, and also, Tens also bounced back like person. I know Tens is gone. In context.

Yeah. Yeah. But you said he's, he's, he's killing him. Tens came back to streaming. He also went back to Valour and immediately went to the top of the charts and his streaming career is blown up. Oh, it helped him.

I guarantee you. Yeah, that's the great thing is that some horrible, tragic life events will be great for your career. So, you know, you got to take it with the upside. Like, oh, sure, you got cancer. But, hey, man, those numbers. Staples Preferred Business Membership. Built for busy business owners. Because you've got bigger things to think about.

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That was great. Canon event. Well, fucking literal canon event. Scott, Kentucky Ballistics. Oh, my God. Almost getting fucking killed. His? Great reviews.

Tragedies great reviews. He did. Scott, Kentucky's. You told me what this. The 50 Cal. Yep. Yeah. Fiddecal went off.

Did damage. You could say damage. Yeah. Split his jugular and had to shut his thumb halfway down. Almost bled to death in front of his dad. We didn't find, well, we got a text a few days later. And then the internet, though, he kept it out of the internet. He found out from his wife.

And they kept it off the internet until he explained the story, right? It was like a month, yeah. Yeah. Like, we kept it quiet. He did it. a really good job. Oh, dude. I know we've rehashed it on the podcast a few times, but I remember I was like doing car karaoke and Bernie just driving down. Like it was a nice, like chill day. Fucking windows down like 75 degrees. Fucking great day. And I get a call from Cody.

And, uh, Cody's where. So I see it processing. Because like I just, I answered the phone. I felt like a fucking asshole because I answered the phone. I just said, you're interrupting some really, uh, really good car karaoke right now. this better be important. No change in pitch, just completely monotone. Scott had an accident. And that's how I phoned out because you talked to that guy. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. State Trooper called me before anyone did. Okay. Who knew him, who policed with him. And yeah, called me and told me about it. And they made it, which is... I think his wife was trying to keep it quiet. Yeah.

And then that inadvertently turned into you tearing what, tearing your shoulder by, hitting an egg plant with a folding table? Well, because we... All right, he's out of line, but he's right. Okay, now this story's derailed. Go on. Okay, it sounds out of

fucking pocket, but that did happen. So, we, uh, we, like, basically volunteered to, to take over for Scott's channel for a while, uh, because he was obviously recovering. Like, he was really fucked up.

And so, uh, when we did a video, I think it was your video. We just did one. We were, everybody stepped up. Like, I did a video for his channel. Cody did a video for his channel. I think maybe Grantham.

I don't know. It was a bunch of people. Just those channel wouldn't die out because he's going to be gone for a while. Like keep supporting him. Like he got all the AdSense revenue and everything, kept the algorithm alive. Jesus Christ. Oh yeah. No, he got fucked up.

If I can find his chest. But his thing was like shooting the, uh, God damn. Looks so cool though. Dude, gangster. Yeah, that's gangster. It goes down his chest. Yeah. Oh yeah.

It's like a full because they had split his sternum open, I think. Oh my God. Yeah. But he But his whole thing is like shooting like Eggplants and you know folding tables and everything like that So at one point I like for a bit Like you tossed an eggplant

And I swatted it with a folding table And apparently that's a lot of inertia I got a pretty serious laboral tear On my left arm I forgot that happened I remember we got it on video I felt like a fucking idiot You didn't went oh

It's immediately like Up I fuck something up That was bad That's what Scott feels like Yeah, basically me and Scott had the same thing. Oh, man. I think that's just what we learned is just you get injured on Kentucky Ballistics Channel. Do that gun.

When are you doing the video or have you already released the video of the one? At time of recording, we haven't released it. But in the, I don't know, when this, whenever this comes out, what is this coming out? Joe, when does this come out? This weekend? Okay, I probably wouldn't have released it then. What's up? 16.

Okay, so the video I have coming up is shooting the world's most dangerous 50 Cal. It's like, it's the Vulcan 50. It is notorious for blowing the fuck up. Like it is, I don't know if it's killed anyone yet, but it's come close. Like this thing sends like the lug shear or it fires out of battery. It sends bolts into people's fucking neck. Like there are dudes that have fired it. I didn't shoot it.

We had a good. No, God, no. That was one that we looked at it. We don't, we don't. I didn't even tell if it had been fired yet, but the sear was already starting to wear. Did you like hire a minority to shoot it for you? No, as it turns out. We're going to miss Saturday, dude.

I just picture it Brandon. It's like a string. Slow pain. It's like a home depot. Better. We had sandbags, but we did put like a ballistic dummy, like a ballistic dummy head. How's you doing? Not great.

Oh, damn. Not great. Those fly out. I mean, how much force? It's the, I mean, equal and opposite. reaction. You'll see it in the video, but it, like, the bolt flew out so fast, and

like the damage looks incredible, but it flew out so fast that it smacked into the bunker that everybody was hiding in. Yeah. To the so fucking quick, it shook the camera that was up on the ledge. Oh my God. It's the opposite way, by the way. Probably about 15 feet away.

15 to 20 feet away. That shit's terrifying. I know the military was always never charge the saw or the 240 when the butt plates off and you swat their hands if they go to reach to charge it just because we've heard horror stories of even that the spring.

Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yeah, don't do that. But yours just flying up. I did that the first time. It's not good. Don't do that.

It's under a lot of, it's a light machine gun. That rifle too still looks like it's it's a hunting rifle that then just has, it's like a single shot 50 BMG. What's it called? The Vulcan 50. This big of a bullet. People don't realize that these guns are

actually fucking dangerous. This company's changed names like four fucking times. They're the, I'm going to make this joke the video, but they're the firearm equivalent of like your local shitty fare that changes corporation name every time like a 14 year old dies on the Ferris wheel. Like it was bad.

It was really bad. Bro. Nope. 50s are scary, dude. It's an anti-aircraft round that we just, you know, grafted into a man-fireable, shoulder-fireable round. Because it is a stick of dynamite. People don't realize that. It's like a fucking bomb.

That's why your 50 cows is the most terrifying. The shoulder one. Even though it's safe. M-2-A-2? Yeah. M-82A-2. Sorry. Yeah.

That one's cool. It's safe, but it's still. It's a bear, right? It's pretty reliable, but your face is right next to the chamber. That's terrifying. And that's Scott's video is just bad ammo. Hot load, right? It's a mixture of things.

Like, so naturally you're, like, if you are shooting a bolt or single shot specifically, like 50KL, like if the AK50 was to have a catastrophic malfunction, right? Like, knock on wood, it's overbuilt. We specifically didn't want, you know, anybody to get scotted. But the, there's a foot and a half of receiver behind it. Like, the explosions right here, you're pushing. back a shit load of bolt mass. There's a spring that's capturing it. There's a rear tronion meant to stop the bolt. Like there's so much shit behind it that would make it less of a problem for the shooter if there's a catastrophic mouth, right? Single shot, there's nothing behind the bolt.

That bolt just goes straight back into the shooter. And that's what happened to Scott. I mean, the end cap, I think broke his orbital. Like it went straight into his head, broke his orbital. And I think the ears went into his jugular and like lung. I just don't get how you like don't die from that shit. It's like that bullshit in the anime where it's like you actually missed all my vitals. It's like how bro I like I blew out your brain and like that went through your heart. Invincible is pretty bad about that. I hate it. It's like like no spoilers of course, but there's a character that gets his intestines ripped out for like half an hour.

And then actually he's fine. And there's another character that gets punched through his heart. And then he's just like, oh, actually I'm fine. I like they get stronger too. It's like, what are we doing here, bro? It's like I'm actually stronger after. that I would not be. By the way, I'm not going to say what happens.

Have you guys read the comics? No. What's going to happen next season cannot air on TV? Eli spoiled that for me on the plane. I was like, I don't know how they do, because I was like, I don't know how they do that shit. I was waiting for it the entire time. So I was just catching up on it because I only watched the first season and I liked it. Yeah.

But then like I just recently watched seasons two through four. Yeah. Like maybe the last month or two. Yeah. It's really good. like the show. I think Invincible is all right. I think it's good for an American cartoon. I think

comparatively to like, you know, the top 50 anime just sh**es on it. But like everybody's talking about it. So I'll watch it just for fun. Just like, you know, be like, hey guys, Conquest. He's a bad guy. Awesome voice acting, by the way. Man, Conquest was so fucking cool. That's Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Yes, the man. That's

Negan from Walking Dead. Also, yeah, the Sam and Dean's dead and Supernatural. Yeah. Of course. What's like your man? Is Supernatural the Superman show? No. No.

It's my time. The monster hunting like ghost demon hunter show. Oh God. I haven't seen that. Oh, it's 15 seasons. It's super easy to get through. How many episodes in each season? I'll do it's like 20.

And there are 40, 45 minutes a piece. Yeah, I've watched one piece twice. What? Why? How many episodes is that? I think it's 11 to 1,200. How long is each episode? Okay, realistically.

Only 20 minutes. But okay, 20 minutes, then it's like, this is what happened last episode. This is what's going to happen next episode. So it's the anime thing where the intro is four minutes of the, yeah. The way I watched it, I also watched the first time I watched it just to get caught up. I watch it on double speed. And then I rewatch it in regular speed. But like, just to get through it to get the cliff notes and then to watch to actually absorb it.

Watching a thousand episodes double speed sounds psychotic. It's not when you. 15 days. Yep. Like, suppose of all, it's Japanese. It's Japanese. So you're only reading subtitles. They speak slow as shit.

After everything that happens, like, okay, so it's like, okay. Are you one of those no dubs guy? I love dubs. If a show has a good dub, I will watch the dub every single f***. The problem is there's just like barely any good dubs. Like Dragon Ball Z is the greatest dub of all time. So like, I will watch that. So that pulled me the fuck out of Attack on Titan because I was watching it the entire time with dubs,

which I still, attack on Titan's fucking peak. I love that one. Is it like the ending? Yeah. Do you ever watch Code Gios? No. That's why you liked it. Okay.

Well, I was like, yeah, you used to go Gios, right? Yeah, because Attack on Titan is just code Giaz's ending, but just terrible.

So like, that's what I... I like the after, like the credit scene. Yes. That was really fucking like that, I tied everything together.

I can't if you just watch anime. I can't know that. That's weird. I don't. I really don't. But like, it was somebody at the time it told me like,

this is like a great gateway drug and they were completely correct because it doesn't do the kawai like it's not happy I'm watching a show I don't know Yeah like it's very pretty There's too much that Japanese There's way too much

Very gritty but what pulled me out is that I was watching it the entire time with the dubs And then when the new I was I watched it just when the last couple episodes were coming out so they hadn't done the dubs yet Oh yeah And so I got thrown into What the original voice actors sound like

Yeah And it freaked me the fuck out Like is there's so much better Well I couldn't tell what was going on Because these were not the voices that I knew. I'm like, who the fuck is talking right now? And then you're reading and trying to watch everything at the same time. Like, fucking.

Oh, I'm like, I'm literate. So that's not a problem. But like, I never even, I watch subs. Yeah. That's it. I will go back and watch some American dove. I'm like, holy shit. I didn't.

It's little things you'll just miss because, oh, Hunter X Hunter. He goes into such detail with his fights where it's like little shit on the screen. You're missing if you're reading and doing that at the same time. and was like, well, okay, didn't know that. Fuck. It sucks as like what you experienced at Attack on Titan. I experienced with Hajimani Oipo. I guess Eli put me on Hajima No Ipo.

Watched the English dub, incredible. Could you say that like half speed? Hajimaepo, which I think means like... Boxing enemy. Oh, yeah, you told me to watch that one. Yeah. And so the English dub is great. I love it.

And then it just stops. And I just, I can't watch it anymore. Yeah. I love the English dub so much. I literally can't want. And it makes me so mad. Because Eli is like, dude, it gets insane. I'm like, that's great.

It's not in English. I'm like, I'm not reading that shit, bro. It's so good. I don't think I've watched anime since that, by the way. Damn. Yeah, I haven't watched anime a very long time.

You took a fucking right? Yeah, I watched like Invincible and then I'm just like, I just play cards. That's all I do. All day is just fucking play cards. What's your game? Riffbound.

It's really good. It's really fucking good. Yeah. There's so much money, bro. It's insane. It's, you know, League of Legends. I know of it.

I know of it. Yeah, it's like the most successful Moe of all time. I think that's why I still have hairs. I've never played League of Legends. Boy, he's an accidental burn. Well, Nick plays it too. Pat Electric is huge in the league.

He finally hit Goldrich. There's a direct correlation between people that still have hair follicles in the front of their head. I would play Link of Legends. I would say, you know, I go on so much anti-hair rants on my stream. And, you know, I can't do it. Because you all have great hair. You do. I'm just saying, like, when people try to shit on me.

It's an anti-hair rant. I think hair's for... Literally, potentially. Think about it. You're waking up in the morning, and you're like, oh, hold up. I got to fix my hair. Okay, bitch, what are you?

A woman? You just roll out of bed. I'm bald. Good to go. Let's get it. I'm out. I don't use no shampoo. Body wash.

It's the same shit. I'm out of the door in three minutes. Same. We still use the same shampoo. No, you don't. I know you're using conditioning. It's like, no. No, it's like it's the whole meme about like guys that you like guys that do the, uh, oh, well, your shampoo is like, well, it's shampoo, conditioner, body wash, motor oil, lubricant. Like it's just like fucking 18 and one. Yeah. I'll buy it. Sandblasting compound. Oh yeah. On your sink. On your head. It's like, man. So like when, when y'all shower hair havers, of course, you know, like do you blow dry your hair? Sounds like a slur. No, I do not blow dry my hair. Do you use any product at all? Yeah.

Okay, come on. You know, and then that takes time, right? You got to show. No, really, it's like, it's like, it's like a minute. Well, you wear a hat. That's literally it. Well, today I mean. Cody lives with that hat off.

Like, how, the thing about it, like, with a hat, you know, you don't have to do any of this. But when you don't wear a hat, you got, like, you got to wash it. My hair care routine takes two minutes a day. But imagine. Just do the stuff and do that. Yeah, but that adds up. You could be watching one piece twice. Yeah.

Two times five. That's 10 minutes a week, bro. That's what I'm sorry. And then you just die on the weekends. It's one piece 15 fucking days. I can just wake up 10 minutes earlier. I don't know. My fiance, like with her hair, holy fuck.

It's like half an hour, 45 minutes a day. They have more. I know. And that's what I'm saying. I don't get it to be honest. I think everybody should be bald. man everybody is a strong word more people should be bald it's great

bald by choice I'm obviously bald by choice I'm definitely not I definitely didn't go BBC I'm gonna go ball on the same for I remember when I first noticed my bald spot I was like I was fucking devastated I was like oh fuck it's happening I thought because I used to have hair like you

believe it or not that was my hair no shit yes I had that exact haircut when I was 24 then I woke up saw hair on my pillow just happened and I was like oh my God

and the worst thing was I was fat too I was super fat you can't just be fat and bald so I had to go to the gym choose a struggle yeah first you have to go to

the gym and then you have to get tattoos because you can't just you have to pick one otherwise you're just fuck you're weird people are gonna look at you if you're weird

you can't be bald with no beard because then you look like you have cancer I wouldn't avoid that you want to avoid that conversation it's like no no no

why didn't you didn't do the struggle where it's like it's there Nope. I like what people hold on. They come it forward. Dude, way too long. Well, the asthma gold.

Is his bad? Oh my fucking God. It's pretty bad. I don't know. I'm not like looking at Asmonds head off. I wonder how his hair's new. It was that video he did the other day. Because he was on somebody's podcast, right?

Yeah, he was on, I think he did? Caleb. Oh, Caleb Hammer. Yeah, I think that's what it was. I didn't realize how bad it was. Yeah, no, it's horrible. I'd tell him that every, for steak and eggs, I'll tell him every day how awful it was.

Love you, buddy, but that's, It's time. No. It's fucking time. Because the thing is Asman is such a great guy. He's a very good dude. But like he's holding on to that fucking hair way too long. Like just shave your head.

Go to the gym. Stone cold gold would go hard as. If he, 100% if he just lost the fucking hair. Yes. And then started working out like crazy. That redemption arc would be absurd. Because like the thing is like whenever any of these people go after him,

they go after his room. He's cleaned up the room. Nobody said shit about the room anymore. He's done. Now they were. went after his teeth. He fixed his teeth. His teeth are almost good. Now... What's up with his teeth? Oh, fuck disgusting. Oh, dude. I never played attention. Oh, my God. The Chipotle story was the worst thing I've ever heard.

Was it was Chipotle? His teeth were rotting. Yes. Like, rotting, rotting. He didn't understand that or thought it was, I guess, not that bad. Yes. And he would eat Chipotle. And he always just assumed that the Chipotle tasted weird. He gets his teeth fixed. Yeah. And then he was like, holy shit, this Chipotle tastes amazing. Come to find out. It was the rotting teeth with the taste of his food. Oh, God. That's why Asimwell doesn't drink water because it would taste like what was in his mouth. And so he thought water just tasted bad. Right.

It's even worse because like, so his teeth would regularly just bleed. So he would put his hand in his mouth and wipe the blood on his walls as well. I heard that bit. That is fucking insane. And then this one time he was raiding in World Warcraft and his teeth really hurt. And so he didn't want to stop mid-fight. So he grabbed pliers and he pulled out his own. Routine.

Like gum bleeding is one thing. Yeah. But like the natural instinct to rub it on a wall instead of, I don't know, a napkin. I would love to do it. Six months of just let's get him jacked or shit. Listen, man, I've been a firm advocate that Asmigold needs to come on y'all's podcast. And, you know, I mean. Not after this conversation.

Maybe. No, he's the fucking mad. We'd love to have him. Like, seriously, he's right down the road. He is the man. He would come to him. He's like such a good dude. We would actually just set up a podcast in his room.

You know what would be easier. So he has a podcast called Allcraft with Rich Campbell. Great guy. One of y'all should just go on, show him that everything's okay. And then we kidnap him. Exactly. And then just grab him, right? Just do his podcast for Allcraft.

And then y'all do an episode together out there. That's what you should do. Snagman gold. Exactly. Fucking grab him. Yeah. Y'all need to meet Rich too. Rich is amazing.

Great people. Never heard of him. Oh, he's the fucking man. Rich Campbell. Fucking awesome. Yeah. One of the best showmen of all time. Great speaker.

Horribly addicted to guys. Gotcha games. Also, for anybody who has misophonia, I'm so sorry, I just chewed ice directly into the microphone. That's another word you made up, just like instant concert, wait, now that's the real word. What's that word you said? That wasn't a real word. Indiscriminately? Indiscriminately. I know, that's a real word. That's the word. That was the word that you said that you weren't sure. I'm like halfway hammering. Indiscriminately. You know, one of those words you made up. By the government, the government making up these words. Is that de-incentivization. That's the one. Yeah, yeah.

close. But yeah, y'all should do that. I feel like that's the highest chance. It's like y'all need to talk, man. It's been so long. And we talked about this the last time. He covered some of the Tony stuff when that was first breaking. I think he covered my video on breaking down like the, because I waited on that shit forever, man. I didn't want to be able to, I didn't want to come forward and say something too early where like there wasn't actual proof and then I look like an asshole. Of course. Yeah. But as soon as it was 100% confirmed. Yeah. Beyond a shadow of a doubt and he was still lying about it. That's when I'm just like, all right. Yeah. And Asman covered that. And he, he, he, he, he,

did a great job. He called Tony a f***. Good. It's wild. Did you ever gaslight yourself, like, or him gaslight you and like, maybe this is fake? Because that's always those hard ones when they're doubling down. It's like, it's fake. You think, okay, did I talk to the liar about this?

Honestly, no. Okay. Because, well, and here's for a weird reason. Because there were times where I was wondering, I'm like, man, I, this is so fucking out there. Maybe it's not real. Right. But every time he opened his mouth regarding that, immediately. anybody who knows anything about just body language communication.

I was every time he opened his mouth like, oh, this motherfucker is so guilty. Like you really should play like if we got the clip here when KSAT confronted him. Daniela Abara shouts out, great reporter, went to him like a Veterans Day event. And he just melts. Well, we've been trying to contact your office. We contacted you 16 times. You never replied about the, the death. of, you know, Regina, you know, we hate to come to you here and he just, is this is Veterans Day?

You should be talking about veteran stuff. Are we, um, we got some back club. I, I, I, I, uh, no, but really, we, we would like to ask you about, as we're, we're here, for San Houston, um, like, play the clip, seriously. It's absurd. Are you talking about veteran stuff? If you should, if you're not, you should be talking about. It's a beautiful, it's a beautiful, it's a beautiful Veterans Day here in San Antonio. Please, please, please. times to ask multiple meetings have reported that you had been there. Is there any response you have to that? We're here at Fort Sim.

We're sitting at Fort Sim here in his at ceremony. Please have some respect. Yeah, I was wondering about that just because he doubled down very hard. And then he lost the ability to speak the English language once confronted with it. It was wild. I just like how fast it went from. We're taking a step back. I'm reevaluating.

I'm retiring or I dropped out of the race to resigning completely because that was like a two week. It was a, I think, roughly a four-day process from Brandon Herrera is a liar and a piece of shit. He made all this shit up. This is political slander to losing the election that night because we beat him by like 900 votes or whatever it was. To, okay, I did it and everything's truthful, but the husband's gay. That's why she got herself. Like, straight up, like that was his answer. To, I think, like the day after lost leadership support and then the day after,

he stepped down. That was the second story came out though, right? Yeah, I think it was like a month later because all the Eric Swalwell stuff because Eric Swalwell's, you know, obviously he's an actual. Like he's...

Which one was that? The Democratic congressman that we did like, it was like a horse trade with like the Republicans and the Democrats both like lost a sex pest which, you know, objectively a good thing. I hate how you have to clarify that he's an actual because those words get thrown around so much like Pettile where it's like

are they? I hate the politics. Politics now is just like anybody I don't like as a pet. Oh yeah, of course. It's getting a little irritating because it actually takes away

from people who actually kids. And it's like that's it hurts the victims the most. Yeah. It's irritating because like I'm obviously like one of the bigger proponents to like okay,

feet first wood chipper. Like if you're, I don't care who you are. Like literally nobody gets protection in my eyes. If you are caught on like if you are 100% guilty like you are fucking children.

Yes. Feet first and a wood chipper. That's, okay. So that's actually great because I haven't never to get a straight answer out of anybody for this.

So this like just happened like two, three days ago there's these two transgenders and they have confirmed at the same time a seven year old female child. Why are they in jail and not just beheaded publicly?

So it's depending, well, I think that's pretty much universally true that it's a non-capital crime. So it's just jail time. That makes no sense to me. I didn't know it was a non-capital. I can't believe that of being a child.

Yeah, you can't be executed for that, I don't think. No shit. You should be, frankly. I mean, in a lot of places, it is a light lenient. It's a slap on the wrist compared to a lot of shit. You're like, whoa, that's way worse. And then it's like, well, they did their one year, three years. At least in the United States, what I'm talking about.

But, like, so that's the shit that drives me crazy is that, like, certain times you'll hear this person gets convicted of a root, right? Like, a very brutal. They'll get seven years in jail. but the penalty for owning an SBR without a tax stamp is 10 years in prison. What the fuck? Committing no violent crimes, but just owning an AR-15 that's perfectly legal with a barrel that's an inch too short will get you more prison time than in certain instances. That's absurd. Dude, I just don't get it, bro.

We just found, I mean, like a year or a month or two ago, I didn't realize like anyone can be a judge essentially. I thought it was a lawyer and a lot of things, not just a vote. Hey, you're a judge now. Have you ever had to deal with judges like that? Oh, yeah, 100%. The one judge I dealt with the most was like that. Not an attorney, didn't have a law background, just worked at the city and was appointed as the judge there to decide what happens with criminals. So it's just feel goods, like I feel this way today and this is max. That's well, that's how a lot of course or something, but it wasn't an attorney or never worked as a judge before, never practiced law. Never was in a courtroom. Yeah, pretty much.

Yeah. People don't realize that. People don't realize that there are a lot of cases that get completely judged by, well, I feel this way. Oh, yeah. Like, what is the word? A preponderance of evidence is I believe what they need, which they mean they need to be 51% sure that they maybe did it. And then that can fuck you for the rest of your life.

So if you get an activist judge in a liberal county and you're like a conservative man, you're pretty much just, it's bad. Rich pointed that out. We talked about it kind of, but it was one judge up there. that was all the batch it didn't matter but then I didn't realize also judges can't be held accountable no there's what's the law they're they're not allowed to be held any of that

yeah judge can well it's it's like you know another judge like uh irna irna zeruzka's killer uh was a repeat offender i believe i believe what was you probably know about it me but 24 time repeat offender which one uh erna zirutka the white ukrainian who was seeking refuge in united states got killed by the black guy on the metro right after Charlie Kirk. Oh, yeah, yeah, the little white girl. Yeah, the white girl who got stabbed on the train was like a black dude. And he was like a repeat offender like 24 times. And he kept on being let go over and over and over and over again.

Yeah, it's crazy. Absolute judicial immunity. So they all have that. That's ridiculous. Yep. And that's the thing where it's why when you're like, whoa, you didn't study law to do anything. You just got appointed this and now you get to hand out that judgment. And if you're extremely lenient, like that case, oh, hey, don't worry about it.

Yep. It's nothing else. Instead of, hey, you let that person out, they committed a crime. Yeah. They should then, you should be held accountable. That was on you. That's the shitty part. Like, because you have all these people that, like, oh, we need new laws.

Oh, the, you know, crime's so bad in the city. And they don't realize it's like, it's these judges and DAs that, you know, this guy's held up a guns or a liquor store at gunpoint four times. They're like, oh, well, we'll let him out 30. days community service and then he fucking kills somebody. Most violent crimes, it's like a 60% recidivism. Yeah, which is wild when you think about that. I'm like, oh, that's a big risk to take on. Maybe, like, you do have your one-offs like, I mean, JD, JD turned hit.

But it's extreme rarity and he held himself accountable. And even then he told the story. He's like, I almost went up and it's like, oh, we can get out of this one. And then instead he went up to the Dutch. I'm guilty of this. I just here's my options. I'm hoping for this, but I want to hold,

I want to be accountable for my ad. Exactly. You're actually coming and visit soon. I want to meet that guy. He's great. He's so fucking cool. He's coming down. Dude, every Twitter post I post,

he's like, yeah, dude, what's this guy will get said? I'm like, bro, JD, you're so cool. JD is definitely one of those guys where he's like, he gets wound up with us. He's just like, who we f***ing up today.

That's what I love people like that, bro. It's so good. He's a. ride or die. You fuck this piece of shit. Yeah. Why do we hate him? It's the best.

Dude, we had, I will just, the fight was a fucking amazing this weekend. We had a blast at the fight. What fight? Sean Strickland versus Kamayev, Chimaev. Y'all went to that? Oh, well, we watched it local. Oh, okay, right. Yeah.

The bar we were in was just as soon as Sean was announced as the winner, it went ape shit. Dude, they were chaining America. Even to USA during the fight. It was just And they looked like They wanted to kill each other on the The walkout

Him just staring at him like he's a meal They had like 18 dudes in between them The entire time Just everyone was like Hey we're keeping each other back And then when they finally went at it It was a war They had like bouncers there blocking their eyelines

It was wild And then they went eight shit when it was Because it was a good ass fight It was two, two. And then the last one could have went either way. Me and Brandon were like, because we had a lot of money on that. I was like, please say new.

That's all I care for. I didn't want to hear new world champion. Yeah. Man, it was a great fight though, because I was worried, you know, because all the like the Dagestanis, like the white Muslims and shit, like they always want to take shit to the ground. And like I understand that's becoming like a meta within UFC. It's so boring to watch.

I like stand up fighting, like striking. Like that's. Yeah, I think Strickland said, I don't like wrestling because it's gay. He said that in an interview the other day. Sounds like something Sean would say. Dude, you should try boxing because it's kind of just like just that. Yeah, I should try that.

Oh, yeah, yeah, too, too, too, too, I forgot about that. Strickland, though, now he's known for one of the best jabs. They actually complimented. Like, he's probably one of the best jabs in the UFC because that, because he was, homie was just fucking tagging. He staggered him on a jab, I thought, right? Yeah. Oh, he just kept his.

Hitting them and hitting them. Yeah, I don't think people get like how devastating a good jab is. You will just fucks. If you have better reach and you have a good jab, you just win. Yeah. It's over. So good. Even without better reach.

Yep. Slight head movement. Ooh. Oh, that's different. I mean, that's how Brandon won. Yeah.

Knock the dude out with the f***ing jab. And I know we've, we've told this like a billion fucking times. I do it again. Everybody that, uh, you know, you, Tony, like the trainer, um,

everybody who's like, oh yeah, you'll never knock anybody out on a jab. Like a jab's important, but you'll never knock anybody. out on a jab. I mean, it was like third round knockout on the jab. I still do want to have him on the podcast.

I think that'd be a lot of fun. James? Was that like your, was that like your ego moment? Like, everybody has an ego moment. Like, is that like something that you really like? When my life flashes before my eyes when I'm dying, like that'll be in the top 20. Yeah.

It was fun. That was just, it was a great experience. For me, my big ego moment was, uh, when I was in eighth grade. You know, you all remember dodgeball? Yeah. Dude, I was the kid where like, whatever, whichever team that teacher was on, I had to be on the other team

because I was huge when I was a kid. So I was always like, oh, Mr. Klug's on this team. So John, you got to be on the other team. And I'm like, oh my God,

I'm so fucking cool. I remember that. Dodgeball was fun as fun. I miss it, dude. I wish there was more creator events where it was like actually just dodge ball. Dodge ball and kickball are this shit.

They're so fucking good. Because I was never like very, I was never good at sports. Like I played soccer. I played like varsity baseball. Okay, but did you ever apply yourself to try to be good at sports? I mean, kind of. Like, not really put everything into it.

But I was always like, when it came to like PE time, I was always good at dodge ball and kickball. Yeah. Because those ones where you're just naturally good. Like if you're a jack of all trades, you will just own people. I think it's because it's combative. Yes. Not kickball necessarily. But it's like it's because the barrier to entry is very low.

So people who haven't practiced can still just be fucking freaks at it naturally because you don't really need to know too much. Kick ball. Kick the ball. right like it's a very different between kicking a ball that's rolled to you versus now hit this ball with a stick it's coming at you at 90 miles an hour like it's way fucking different uh but yeah dodge ball is very much like oh how much price you need to do to fucking just peg somebody like that this is just fun it is because did you have like the actual like dodge ball dodge balls do you have the foam i had the ones that went boom you know that noise

like the dodgeballs only make the the the rubber yes yeah they they took those out of my uh my middle school before we. Oh, that's so lame. Yeah. It was really gay. I was in like, I think we got to like the eighth grade and they took them away. And they, they were placing them with the phone ones.

Those just don't. They don't break people's noses and shit. They also don't travel right. They like fucking. Yeah, they go all over the eyes. That was always so lame. We're like in Dodgeball. If you like hit a girl on the face and you get out,

it's like, what the fuck? Really? Does that know how it went for y'all? No, we did not have that rule. Oh, yeah. So if you could hit a boy in the face. But if you were a boy and you hit a girl in the face of the dodgeball, you were out. Like you got out. And I'm like,

are you fucking kidding me? We would aim for the girls first. Yeah. Down with the weakling. I was, I was the kid. Cody, she's on your team. Pick them all. Just turning around and pelting them in their face. If you had a cannon, I was the kid where

the smaller kids would be like, John, take this ball and throw it for me. I'm like, oh, fuck him. We have a Hulk. Yeah. Oh, man, I miss those days, man. The dreadnought has entered the battlefield. I like Brandon's idea of us doing duels. Oh, yeah, I want to do that as a gang does.

We get, I don't fucking interspond of that text. Big guns. No, real guns. Real guns. I'm training real hard. But it's like black powder, like the dueling pistols. So they used to do this back in the day. This was kind of like airsoft before it was airsoft.

Wax bullets. Wax projectiles. Oh, we're going to do it with wax projectiles? Yeah. That's going to hurt. Yep. It's basically, well, it's maybe not Airsoft. It was more like paintball.

But, yeah, like, what sim rounds are. It's like wax pellets with a little bit of paint in them. Pretty much. We can do sin. We just get some sin rounds and then. I think we should do real dueling pistols. Okay. Have you done a battle royal yet? I feel like it was like a battle royal event? No. Why wouldn't you? Why would you not do that?

With what? Oh, like just like baseballs or something. Everybody runs with um, uh, three balloons. That would be fun with sim. You do it like Mario Kart style where you have three balloons on your back? I don't. If somebody pops three balloons and you're out. Now let's just fucking shoot people. Okay. Kill them. If you're dead, you're out. No, I mean, like, you know what simenition is, right?

No. So, simonition, you use, like, real guns, but there's, like, conversion kits and shit. Yeah. Where it shoots, like, I think it's, like, compressed gas. But it's an actual projectile. It's, like, a plastic tip. No, it has, like, paint in it. It's, it's, uh, gunpowder.

No, yeah. Oh, well, yeah. To propel those, those fucking. I think there's, there's some that do gas, though. We didn't have that option. Like, I've told the story, but it's what, We used to train with entering and clearing when a Seattle Swat came to train with us. And that's how they shot each other.

We're like, what the fuck? But Sillen, he was opt for. And every time he'd go, you'd hear them entering his room. It was, you'd hear, oh no. And then bop, pop, pop, pop, pa, him screaming. And then he'd come out just covered and welts. But he was out for the entire, f***ing day. Oh, yeah.

That's, that's what I had to do before I went to Buds. and I was in the new useless guy program. Like me and some of the other dudes that wanted to be super sweet Navy shills, we were opt for all day for like a week every month. And it was the Dev Gru guys that we would have to fight too, which is in fucking possible to win again. So that was really fun.

I used to do that on Fort Bragg in the summers. I was probably legally too young. Yeah, yep. But like, again, I always looked older. So like nobody gave a shit. but for like a little extra money, it was like a couple hundred bucks a day. Or like, no, like 100 bucks a day, 200 bucks a day. I would do op-for shit.

So either like running op-for as like a terrorist for the guys that were training or doing the, at one point it was like the graduation test or whatever for some of the Army medical. Okay. So they'd give a scenario, like one of the scenarios, I think I could talk about this. I didn't sign shit. I was a minor. It doesn't fucking matter. It was like the Fort Bragg Fair had a, uh,

dirty bomb or whatever. And so it was like an after action. Like you're deployed to the scene after a dirty bomb was deployed. And it was like 20 of us out in a field like all fucked up. They had like prosthetic like bolts coming out of our arms and shit like that. Then you know, they assess your clothes off and figure out how to solve your, you know, address your wounds and shit like that. Then they run you back through. So like level of response.

Okay, we need you to like literally turnicates. okay these guys are priority. I haven't done that shit in a long as time. Yeah, it was cool. Like, as a way to make money in the summer. That looks like that would hurt. It's fucking neat. Cody, you've been hit with the blue sim rounds, right?

100 times. They suck. Like, Airsoft and painball feel fantastic compared to those. Yeah, we do that any day. It leaves scarred. Oh, yeah, that don't sound fun. Because your air soft and everything travels like 300 feet per second. Those travel at 5 to 600.

And they're just harder too. They suck. You know when you get hit. Yeah. So what does a bullet travel at? Aren't they? It depends like wax or something, aren't they? Anywhere between like 1,000 to 3,000 feet per second.

Huge difference. Yeah, that is a huge difference. Actually, if we did a whole, I love a survival, get a whole bunch of people. Oh, yeah. Like multiple teams. Like 40 people. And then make a team and then do a battle royale. Oh, I wish we still had demos.

That's the property you do that with. That'd be fine. And you have, you all start with shit guns and then you have. Yeah, you drop loot boxes. Yep. Yeah. Oh, God. Why would you not do that?

There's like a saw in the middle of the map. Because then it is that little rush towards it. It's got a hundred round belt of simos already in it. Like, we can do this. We have all the guns. Tinty's running up and they see each other like, fuck it go. Everyone's running at each other for that gun,

shooting at each other because they're accurate up to 30 feet. 30 feet, they're spot on. Or handgun or rifle. Handgun, I don't know about rifle. Rifle, I figured it would be better. But I feel like, like, you know, for the, obviously, for the, for the content perspective, just having balloons above you's best for visual. Oh, no, trust me.

You'll know. If you're hit with a simo, like, A, but will the viewer know? It's a paint marker. Yeah. Oh, okay. You'll also know because the person will scream. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Jesus Christ. Whereas, you know, people don't call their shots in Airsoft. Yeah. You're fucking not the case. Because, ah, stop shooting. Because one, two, three, four. Just a minute. Just, oh, just get like a three-round burst.

It's like a f***ing hit. Stop it, please. Fuck, we need to do that. That's a really good idea. I would love to. Fuck, dude. Remember we did that, that shoot house with an undisclosed person? That's just bad.

That looks, I mean, like, I don't know, man. How much worse can a bullet be, to be, to be honest? Like, that's, you are fucked up. I'm not supposed to tell that story. Wait, did you? Yeah, maybe. Which one? I don't remember if we ever told it, but.

I don't know. Yeah. It wasn't bad. Which one? They got a little cocky. Yeah. That's funny. We did a shoot house with,

there was an influencer and, and their teammate. And me and Cody, it was like, it was with thermals. Like with the, I don't, I don't remember what,

what guns we were using. It wasn't, it wasn't, it was just air soft to it, no. It was something like that. Do they have thermals? Yeah, yeah.

So it was, uh, it was gel blasters. Yeah, but it was like the ones that, like, kind of hurt,

but like, not really. everybody's hammered but they it was everybody had thermal so but it was at night so like it was in a tent and there was a bunch of like

obstacles and shit it was like this big like circus tent sort of thing and so me and Cody just immediately treated that shit fucking seriously moving we're gonna beat your ass

we're gonna beat your ass I think we came around the corner and both of them just took several of the face it's like left right violence of action It was aggressive, but it was fun.

It was a fun time. Yeah, good times. That's how people don't realize in that situation, how much of a difference it makes being super aggressive because they're like, okay, we're turning this first corner. And there can be like 10 corners separating when these guys were already on corner eight, and you're like, okay, we can still be eaten,

and then they turn around the corner and just get flit up. It's like, oh, we, they ran towards us to kill us. It's like 100%. A hundred percent. What was the last time you were able to like a big like creator event? Range Day, I think last November. Yeah, Vegas. You're doing another one.

We are. But doing one here and make it battle royale. Like why would you not? Is there a way to do it with the range day? I don't know if they have a shoot house. Actually, maybe because so we were doing them in, we did last time anyway. It was in Sticado Vegas.

And so they do have. like shoot house kind of ship, but it's not force on force. So maybe if we did, we could talk to them about that. I think we're about to have a meeting with them. Get a couple drones, put that shit in the sky, recording teams. Oh yeah.

That'd be good. The liability would be crazy because. Yeah, you'd have to have a huge separation between shooting side. I wouldn't want a whiny influencer. Well, they just don't invite buses. They just don't invite bitches.

It's that easy. Like, you know, like, and they just have to sign that paper and then do a video showing, like, I understand what I'm getting into. I may be shot. Yeah. Yeah.

Don't invite any women because if you do, then people are going to be weird if you shoot them. So you got to invite like just a bunch of fat ugly guys because nobody will feel bad if you get shot or get hurt. Well, I mean. I'm fat ugly guy. I want to go. You don't want to like disinvite someone from Range Day entirely

because you're going to do a shoot house. But I mean, we need to make it abundantly. You could be shot with some munition. As a guy who used to do a shit ton of streaming events, there are one thing with physical, violence is involved, I was like, dude, if we have a girl on this and she gets hurt, like, it's just over.

It's a bad look. Yeah. Or like, I mean, I remember, oh my God, this was so bad. I'm just like Twitchcon with the foam pit. Holy fuck. That's, dude, that was crazy. You know, like your, your fucking tailbone being split by jumping in a foam, but that's fucking bad.

Also, wild, when you had to walk out to that and understand, I'd be like, man, this is, I would be walking to that stage and be like, man, this is not much foam. Yeah. My brain is, I'm going to, I should jump on this after. I just remember it. happening and someone told me like a P-star blew her back out. Yeah. Yeah, that's what they do.

That's one of the worst hate threats. That's why I'm here. It's one of the worst hate thorns they ever got was I was playing soccer for the old Eastport's org and, you know, a girl came at me and tried to challenge me for the ball. And so they kicked the ball. I don't move because I'm fucking huge. And they like twist their ankle. I didn't even do anything.

It was like, Kectone kicked the fuck out of this girl. I was like, bro, watch the clip. I do nothing. You drop the big leg on her. It's like that whole Coke. Fuck, yeah.

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