Unsubscribe Podcast - The 4th Of July Special ft. Justin Danger Nunley | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 220

Episode Date: July 6, 2025

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Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being with us today. I'm going to be doing a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little Hi everyone, welcome to the Unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Doubletap, the Fat Electrician, Justin Danger Nunley, Brandon Herrera, myself Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here. What's up bitches?

And exit stage right, you're good. All right. He just gets up, leaves. It was a solid, solid opening. He nails it. I like it, nailed it like Split Hog. Unless we're live. That's a Bruce Buff buffer of unsub right there

Live is when he gets a little nervous What's up, dude, how y'all doing? We're excited. I we have a whole bunch of questions and then you're excited Yes, I've never been more excited in my life. Just like you're an old guy. I was seeing you were already like checking out at breakfast You're like, okay. I'm it's a lot of people my mind No, my mind runs my mind runs a million miles an hour, right? When I sit down and I start sitting there with my thoughts, it's not a good place to be at, you know I'm just like we got it. We got to get busy

You know, my parents always said my grandparents always said, you know, idle hands are a devil's workshop and I'm not trying to do the devil's work, okay? They were just trying to get you to stop jerking off. You're like me, the way I described it is nothing gives me more anxiety than trying to relax. Yeah, 100%. Straight up.

Yes. I don't know how people retire. You know, it'd be fun if I sat down and thought about all the shit I need to get done. That would make me relax really good. It drives my stress right now It drives my parents crazy cuz they're like oh, yeah come come with us to the beach or do this for you know a week I'll go for a day and a half, and I'm just sitting there like on a chair like I'm driving myself fucking crazy You got your 800 browser tabs open in your brain. I told him when we were sitting there, he was like, you good? And I said, yeah, man, I just don't know how to relax anymore.

I'm like dying inside right now. Everybody's just standing around just laughing, having a good time. And I'm just like, I have to be doing something right now. I just look over and see. I was like, that's my face right now. I want to see if they're ready to go because you just got that. I was like, you guys ready? He's like just got that footer like, hey, uh, you guys ready? He's like, yeah.

Is that okay? I'm like a hundred percent. Let's fucking rock and roll. I'm ready to go. Round it up. It was a little hot out there too. Thank you guys for being patient. I had my dog with me and so that's where the whole outside thing.

So thank you for being patient. Absolutely. Yeah. No, I don't. Highway. Oh God, dude, there's shut down 1604 the the biggest loop in all of San Antonio They just they just shut it down at 12 p.m. On a Saturday. I know it was just not there I've made this joke before but it's like the

if I was in a room with a gun that had three bullets and I have Hitler Mao and with a gun that had three bullets and I have Hitler Mao and whoever decided to make the outer belt line of the country's seventh largest city two lanes. Is it really? Yeah. I would shoot that guy three times. This is only the second time I've ever been in San Antonio. Really? Well, third.

I came to WrestleMania a couple years ago with my son, but yeah, I spent six weeks here for basic training, didn't see anything except for the river walk You know after after graduation and then now so I had no clue how the city runs welcome back The worst construction Justin you were Air Force, right? Yes, sir. Okay. Yes, sir. That's what we're going. When did you join? August the 23rd of 2005. Oh Yeah, I joined Katrina happened while I was in basic training August the 23rd of 2005. Oh, no. Yeah. Damn it. I joined the team. Katrina happened while I was in basic training.

Yeah, we were. They said, and I'd already knew Katrina had hit, right? Because when you go down to the little CQ area where the TI is at, you can see them watching the TV. So I knew there was a natural disaster and I knew where the natural disaster was at. And then when they came to us and they said, hey, is anybody from Mississippi, Louisiana, or Alabama come with us so you can make a call home and check? I knew my people were good, but I was like, we're in an affected area in North Alabama.

You know, I need to go call home real quick. So I got a free phone call out of that one. I guess now, I guess now that they get to keep their cell phones with them. Yep. What? Selfed as baby shit. That's a rule now?

I guess, yeah. Well they have to lock them up during the day, but then they get them at night. I don't know, man. What? It's wild. Dude, they switched everything. We didn't have shit.

I got my cell phone for one day at basic training, but that was because we made a bet with the drill instructor, and we somehow managed to win. Really? That's a pretty chill drill instructor got in trouble for it, too Oh like he's like I didn't think they could pull it off and they did it was like this or be a liar He's like, I don't know what to tell you guys. What was it? Did you all play soggy biscuit with him? No, it was something ridiculous

It was something. Wasn't Navy I know his army Oh, yeah, I think that was a Navy that was his basic training Yeah, someone definitely had a cell phone in their ass because we had one cell phone in the in the tiles of the Of the barracks that we were staying in we had that one cell phone So we'd like we give this dude like sexual favor not sexual favor No, I like it like just like give them extra rations and shit and we could use the cell phone up in the tile. We had candy bars and shit in our, in our bunk beds.

Thank God cell phones is next level. Well, if I mean they didn't cell phones really weren't a thing until probably when you were getting out. I'm assuming. Yeah, we didn't. Well, the iPhone hadn't been invented yet. We still had the, I had a Motorola flip phone. Yeah. Yeah. Razors. What was the what was the deal though? I think it was I think like most of us had qualified on the rifle range and Army basic if you don't qualify

like once you qualify it's like you you off you go to other shit but like you have to qualify so like there was some people that just could not do it and it was finally I think the drill instructor bet that if they could all qualify today and this was like their 15th day in a row going there and shooting bullets all day trying and none of them could shoot for shit it's like I fail to comprehend how someone could fail that bro it's 23 out of 40 that you got to hit to qualify four or 300 yards. And if you just don't shoot and then use those rounds for the close target. Yeah.

Well, you could just not shoot at anything past 200. Yeah. And with a 20 inch rifle. Yeah. 40 rounds. 40. Yeah, it's insane. And we had it was two females in particular.

And I'm not shitting you. I think they were hitting they were hitting like five to six targets at a 40 every time. And I don't know what happened with the people that were there to help coach them. But they ended up qualifying that day. We all got our cell phones. But like Patrick Swayze, yeah. She's out on the range. Somebody else standing over the top of her.

I'm still waiting for him to make a sequel of that movie. Yeah, I think it's going to be well. Well actually, he's in a prime place. I'm just saying. We had we had some administrative people when I was a police officer. The view was like, rawr, rawr. Not now Patrick Swayze. Sorry what?

No, no. So I was saying we had some some female administrators when I was a police officer, like people who told me what to do. We'd go out to the rifle or to the even the pistol range once a year to qualify and they would miss from like five meters They'd yeah, how do they? We I don't know. We had uh squirrel since he couldn't qualify. I think i've told the story where Everyone qualified and then they're like squirrel. We're gonna be here until you qualify every go back to the line I was like i'm gonna re-qualify

We went up and then bruno went up next to the other side and it's like, okay, go goes down the line calls out the names. He's like lane two. I'm like, Clay this. He's like zero out of 40. Like Rodder first aren't I missed all of them. Squirrel lane three squirrel 40 out of 40. Bruno zero out of 40. Did you guys fuck it? We'll just let it roll. We just all shot his targets tomorrow. We're like, there, he's qualified. You're a driver.

That's all you're gonna do the entire time. And he did. How'd he get 58 out of 40? I accidentally did that when we were qualifying one time. I, well, we put the, I shot my target fine. We put the gas mask on there at the end and I was shooting the other target oh no shit yeah I still qualified but yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think they might have got expert marksman yeah are you caught up to speed on Brandon being the most

decorated not veteran of all time no we made a joke about him having Eli's Purple Heart and the internet ran with it, and we now just get mailed legitimate military medals from people all around the country and the world at this point. Right. And I keep getting them sent to my PO box. So here's your Army achievement medal.

Jesus Christ. This guy has Class A's. He has full Class A's. Is that what's said? That's his. That's his. That was made for his. When you first walked into the door here. This has full Class A's. Is that what's said out there when you walk in? Yes, his. That was mine. When you first walk into the door here.

This is not the impressive part. This is the impressive part. I'm going to go ahead and have you read how this gentleman earned this Army Achievement Medal. He's reading it or I'm reading it? You're reading it. The highlighted part. During AT in an act of selfless service and courage, SPC Moody decisively acted when an observation

post reported a bear quickly approaching their position. Without hesitation, SPC Moody fixed bayonet on his inf- bro, what did he do? What the fuck? And proceeded to charge- they misspelled this, this is the army bro, and charged up the hill towards the bear as SPC Moody confronted the bear with just his bayonet. On his M4 he managed to scare and distract the bear and provide, I was thinking I was going to get to the end of this and he killed the bear. He scared it off provided overwatch as other soldiers evacuated the observation post and returned safely to the company talk.

What a bunch of homophobes. Wait bro, he killed the bear? Wait this is legit? Yes. If he went revenant on that bear I would expect more than just an army achievement battle That's what fucking hilarious Well, that is you know, they were training so he didn't have ammunition so he fixed bayonets and That is the crazy part. We're rolling, you know Was it a black bear? Where's this out? Oh, this isn't a gay guy. Where is it out of? He confronted the bear.

No, it was just a black bear. I don't know, I didn't say. The bear tried to violently fuck him. Ohio. She said, it's naked in leather. No, no, no, no. Nick in a GIMimp suit running at them That's wild what year was this

2021 What yeah, this is like 16 2021 that's all War two story M4 M4 M4 yeah Confronted the bear bayonet on his M4. I was thinking I was gonna get him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him for him They're pretty tame ain't they? Black bears are big raccoons essentially. Yeah, yeah. It's like bear in the woods or man in the woods. Who would a woman rather get caught with? You just had the showdown right there. I just like it's like he managed to scare and distract the bear and provided overwatch as soldiers evacuated.

Like go go! I got it. I'll fucking... No one's helping him? They're like eggs filling out like a mission To be fair if you fixed bayonets and confronted a bear. Oh, I would like I would be hold on He's got the mood. He's got the moment here now It's your time to shine. they see me, I'm down. Yeah, 100%.

I'm up, he sees me. Mm. I want to hear that whole story. There's more to that story than that. Oh, for sure. There's way more to that story than that. Yeah, oh, what? So you got a full on,

that's, how many is that now? Oh God, I don't know. Army achievement medal's like 30. Do you have a fake medal of honor? Clint Romache? Dude, so we start point such with it. We've got Clint's challenge going up there still. Damn.

Well, someone sent me their grandfather's World War II medals to my PO box for him. Straight up. And these are like rad accommodations too. He was a gunner on a plane, I believe. Yep. Like smoked a bunch of German planes and and our Sinus sent me it's into my PO box

So Brandon now has World War two medals which we've like specifically asked people like, okay I get the joke and I get the part of the joke is that I'm not supposed to please don't send me family heirlooms The love of God keep that in your family because even if you don't give a shit aboutlooms. I do not want family heirlooms. For the love of God, keep that in your family, because even if you don't give a shit about it, your kids might. Don't send family heirlooms. But if you have family heirlooms to send, just go steal some from a museum and send them.

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Americans had a really bad habit in the Pacific theater of taking Japanese skulls and sending them back home to like their girlfriends and shit. You can find pictures of like 1940s women posing with a Japanese Imperial soldiers skull. It's got like, they would paint them like the unit, unit insignia carved in it and shit. The most famous one was like the Raider one. Yeah. Painted the whole Raider flag on a skull. That is wild. We can answer one of those though, right? I brought that up. I had like four people offer to send me their grandpa's Japanese skull.

No shit. Cause I remember all the lines. I know not how legal that is. I'm a whore. I think that is legal. I don't think it is. Really? I don't think that's legal.

I think there's exceptions to it. He's walking a fine line I'm not sure about. Well then just like, don't do it. Yeah, everything's legal if the government doesn't know about it, you know? That would go right up on that safe, right in the middle. Like how do you get them in like museums and shit? That's wild.

They're licensed, it's a museum. Licensed for what? Yeah. Preserve history. What license do you apply for? That's historic value. Y'all are wanting it for a prom. There's a big difference there.

We're talking about historical significance. To be fair to the top. The museum charges money to look at it. I'm going to charge money to look at it. It's the same thing. There's a big difference. We're preserving it, and more people will see it here. There's a big difference between them talking about this on PBS and us talking about it right here. I'm just saying

Big difference is that they get taxpayer money and we don't we have to pay it. You know what you go get that We don't we have to pay it. You know what you go get that We're already paying for the skull if you know picture of it I gotta see the shit That is wild it's crazy They that was the thing. Oh, yeah, there's also the there's a famous picture of the the girl It's like pretty girl back then just sitting there and there's a pretty girl back then which you wouldn't be No, I'm just saying that in that time period Should be on a scale of one to ten and She's like posing with it cuz her husband sent her some dude skull

Which is like sweetheart look at the guy that tried to keep me from coming back home to you That's oh It's a, I just love how disinterested she is. It's a flex. She just doesn't give a fuck. Just being excited to open a package from your spouse that's in war, and you're like, oh my God, what'd he send me? It's just a skull they probably didn't wash.

I know, it's like. There is no federal law that explicitly prohibits the possession or sale of human remains, with the exception of Native American remains protected by the Native American Graves Protection and Repatriation Act. Stay off the Indian mounds. Can you still call them Indian mounds? I think so.

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fun, you know, like running it through a, a, a, a, a Dremel. Yeah. Right through. You ever smell it? Yeah. It's like super sweet human. Uh, you know, wait, what? Yeah. Oh yeah. Right. But a human bone when it's run through a sander, because he made a knife out of like the, the handle was human bone. it's run through a sander because he made a knife out of like the the handle was human bone Okay, they smell sweet Yeah, it's like when a body gets cremated Yeah, like at some point that meat is perfect and it smells like barbecue if the person's fat sure man

I worked when I was an electrician We had to take out a cremator from a funeral home and put the new one in Oh my gosh, and when they moved it there was just like three inches of just What I can only describe as people pudding underneath this fucking thing and it was disgusting the forbidden pudding Is that good was it like goopy? Oh, yeah, it looked like I wish he wouldn't have described it like that. That is gross People pudding people people put I've seen that you know when Nana doesn't call for three months And you go to her house in the summer And the air conditioning was off because she didn't pay the bill yeah, at least that one's medium well Fucking that is that's just raw yeah

Yeah, there was like a like a conspiracy theory that Benjamin Franklin was a serial killer for a long time because the human remains Really they found like it. They found like a shit ton of human remains in one of his residents womanizer serial killer founding father man this guy get any cool apparently he was just Apparently he was just nothing like no that's funny. It's a good joke Whatever that's a great joke. There's no such thing as a bad joke just a bad audience So if you didn't think that's a great joke. There's no such thing as a bad joke. Just a bad audience So if you didn't think that's funny you They find them in like the basement buried under the fucking floor in his residence But he was he was how medical students do like autopsies and shit on dead bodies

Why do like medical research and it was illegal at the time? He was this so they just found all these remains and they're like, oh my god Benjamin Franklin was a serial killer is like now he was just doing some other illegal Think about he was banging a bunch of women over in France. Yeah. Hey, oh, yeah, brother That's still like I finally finished your video the other day John Paul Jones. Yeah, we're talking about his correspondence with Ben Franklin They're basically just like boys like sharing nudes and DMS and shit in kid the late 1700s okay

You know what? I always think about though for my mind always goes when you start talking about like banging chicks back in the day or you know Necked women from 1700s. They didn't take baths a whole lot, man. And they were hairy. People didn't shave. Napoleon was into that shit though. What do you mean? Napoleon, like they have Napoleon's correspondence

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Yeah, but you just get used to it, though. You know what I mean? Like you walk into somebody else's house and like, oh, you guys have dogs. They don't notice the smell. You know, you just get used to it. It's like a convenience mean? Like you walk into somebody else's house and like, oh, you guys have dogs. They don't notice the smell. You know, you just get used to it. It's like a convenience store on the bad part of town. They don't fucking know what smells bad. Yeah.

Or just smell like. Everybody, everybody that just heard that thought of one particular store. I don't know, I did. I was like, yep, there is that one store. Yeah, we just went, I just went house shopping recently. I'm trying to move up here closer to where all these guys are up in like the Bernie area. So you walk into a house when there's like the Curry smell.

So you can't, you can't get it out of the walls. It's like the smokers back in the day. Yeah. Well the walls were yellow at the top. My grandpa, yeah, my grandma, I mean my grandfather yelled the yellow line around. Or you take the pictures off the wall and it's like perfect. Yeah. Beneath it and the rest of it, like I didn't ever know this wall was wide. I thought this shit was just like an off yellow.

Or pastel, if you will. You know, everything started looking like the filter of a cigarette after you're done with it. No brother, that's cancer. That's all that's on that wall. And we didn't even know nobody knew anything about smoking back then. Like my dad used to smoke in the house. And then when I got older enough, I smoked in the house. You know, now you quit. You don't see ashtrays in people's houses

anymore. We need to bring that back. We used to be on planes too. They're still on planes. It's legally required. Some planes do still have the asht trays. They're still in the bathroom. They legally have to be in the bathroom. That's where I go to vape when I'm on the airplane. It's because- Oh, the skull was the line? Oh, fucking hell. Just vaping. I got caught one time vaping on the airplane. Did you? Yeah. She said, hey. I said, it's not what you think She's like then. What is it? I said I have asthma and it's my albuterol and she was like I know better than that but well played and left it alone. But she said don't do it again. That's a rad flight attendant

Yeah, yeah, that's it. All right. I had a flight attendant take my Zen one time. What? Yeah Like fell out of my what is that hurt? Yeah? Yeah. It like fell out of my pocket. Like what is that hurting? Like it fell out of my pocket, rolled down. There's no tobacco products on the plane. I was like, it's a nicotine pouch. And they're like, it's the same thing and wouldn't give it back to me.

I was like, whatever. There's no tobacco in it. I'm aware, but they still don't want you using it. I don't understand. So that, that, that. But they'll serve you drinks. Yeah. People need, people need, if you,

if you're addicted to nicotine, you don't have nicotine you have an extended flight people are gonna crash out Just let them have the zines. It's gonna save you a lot of problems as a flight attendant. Yeah, it's just a lip Nicotine I never go anywhere without six cans. I just pulled another can It don't make sense. I'm surprised you just started throwing them at her. You'd have a vape pen though shaped like an asthma inhaler is a really good idea. We can make a lot of money on this. We might cut that. Isn't that fucking a genius idea? You can probably print that pretty easy. Yeah, is that already a thing? Will you Google that brand real quick?

We might be onto multi millions of tens of millions of dollars. That's the first thing I was like, wait, did somebody do this? This is what I, 2020, 2020, 2020 fucking cut me in. Let's make some money house. Is this like Nashville riders round where everybody should do a big pin like an inhaler for asthma. So, all right, he's getting in on the cut now. like an inhaler for asthma. So, all right. He's getting in on the cut now.

I don't like this math. This is now like 16, 16, 17. That is perfect. Like you just hold it up and like, that is just for decoration. But literally, the stewardess sees you doing it 40 times on a fly. It's like oh my god

He's had 73 asthma Oh, really is it a thing at puff it X see I've always said, you know I think sometimes I come up with like a genius idea and I'm like, I'm fucking stupid somebody's already thought of this and they have Well, you can always be like Edison and then just be louder than the guy you are. Didn't he steal that from a girl or something? From a girl? I hadn't heard that. I know that he apparently stole a bunch from Tesla.

Nico Tesla. My good friend Nico. You know, there's a Tesla statue in Silicon Valley, right? And it emits free Wi-Fi. Really? Yeah. It's kind of cool. Did you just make that up? There's a Tesla statue in Silicon Valley right and it admits free Wi-Fi Really? Yeah, it's kind of cool. Yeah, you just make that up. No, it's true. Look it up. I Would never lie I just got shot in the face by green stuff

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I'm gonna- I would. Do I tell them about- It's too dangerous. Do I tell them about Baron Trump and blow his fucking mind? Oh, oh, that's it. I know we've done it on on the podcast before but I love watching people's reactions to that conspiracy theory Come on. We're talking about the classic novel. Yeah, so you know Nikola Tesla

He suppose he had he had like his workshop and he had supposedly figured out like the death ray and an earthquake machine and time travel wireless energy all this when Nikola Tesla died, they sent a uh, somebody from the government, I think it was the FBI, to recover all of his like documents and sh-t. And he supposedly had 26 bank boxes of research documents. And they sent him to recover them. And they only ended up recovering like three or four of the 26 and the rest went missing The guy who recovered him Is Donald Trump's uncle

They should me no It was Donald Trump's uncle, but what like that's not part of the conspiracy. That's true. That's just that's objectively correct That's objectively a fact. When did that family get rich? After that. Oh my god It's wild buckle up. There's a novel from the 1800s With me running True cuz I will be gullible by say if you tell it I'm gonna believe you dead-ass serious. I like I might be slightly miss it like you might not have been the FBI

I might have been but like broadly speaking this actually happened So he recovered like three or four of the 26 boxes the rest have been missing forever where it gets even weirder is the 1800s there's a novel and the novel is about the main character whose name is baron Trump Who's a time traveler? who saves the world, and his mentor is a guy named Don. No shit. I swear to God. What's the name of the novel?

What is the name of that book? Like, no shit, that's like, that is wild. It's an actual thing. Nick knows all the random factoids possible adventures of barren Trump We're at your show the date of when it's released from 1889 doesn't there ain't no fucking way doesn't It well it mentions doesn't mention Elon in there. Oh, there's a name or something Yeah, I think there is something like that isn't Elon or something in yeah, I forgot about that It kind of looks like him Isn't Elon or something in? Yeah, I forgot about that.

It kind of looks like him. I mean, it kind of looks like when he's younger, you know what I'm saying? That's wild. See if the Elon thing is on there, because yeah, I think that was part of it too. I feel like it says something in there, like someone who guided them through something was named Elon or Musk or something like that.

I want to say it was Elon. That's wild. And Elon is now like huge in the electric stuff, like Tesla, Tesla. That is wild. Literally Tesla. We live in a simulation. That's one of those things where like this is, it's, it's, it's one of my favorite conspiracy theories, not because I think it has any relevance on real life in any way,

but because it's funny. What are the odds? It's kind of like the the Fidel Castro is for Justin Trudeau's father. Yeah, that's true. It's a thing. You heard that one. People believe that. I think it's actually correct. So well, so that's one where there's just enough.

That would explain the black face. How did we the blackface? He's just pointing out with that. Yeah, he did. Yeah. But like actually though, Justin Trudeau looks nothing like his father for one. That's just.

So you're saying his mom banged Fidel Castro. There's pictures of them together saying his mom banged Fidel Castro. Yes, because them together his mom was in Cuba working with Fidel Castro about nine months before Justin Trudeau was born there are pictures of them together and they look familiar That's wild. Oh Shit Does Justin know my god Oh shit There's just a no

You never heard this no Yeah, so they know they know like if that if we're sitting you're talking about it They've had DNA test run right and if they've never confirmed or denied it's probably true Bro, that is right. Why pull up the photo? Dude the eye lines even. Not only that, but this is, look at the way, this is Justin Trudeau's mind. Look at the way she is looking at Fidel. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. They f***ed. He was throwing that, he was throwing that, that communist Ria's owner. Typical, typical commie bullshit. Our wife. I know how this goes. He was throwing that he was throwing that that communist Ria's owner Call me bullshit our wife Call me Ria's he was about to teach her about the the means of production Lord have mercy means of reproduction fucking wild what the oh? Go down a rabbit hole on that now. It's again. I know that's Do I think it's true on that one? I don't really

know, but it's funny. But it would be very funny. But funny. And that's how misinformation starts because this will just take off. It's that internet law. I don't know what it's called but it's, you know, the most likely scenario is usually, the most likely outcome is usually the funniest. I can't wait to watch his. I can't wait to watch your content next time. True does in the media cycle. Hey, did you know, listen, put me on the BBC, not that kind of BBC. I'm talking about the news. You know, hey, one thing that I did learn this past week that if you're wanting to search for big block Chevy's do not.

Why would you type big black big block Chevy's do not. Why would you type big black Chevy's? Big block Chevy's. Oh, nevermind. I thought you said big black. If you're looking for big block Chevy's, don't just abbreviate and take the lazy way out because you're not gonna see, you're not gonna see 427's.

Safe search back on, safe search back on. Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit, so you, what year did you get out of the military? Oh, eight, oh nine. Brother, I'm still in. I'm still, I'm still currently active.

Man, they have loose regulations on shaving. Ain't the only thing loose, you know what I'm saying? No, the, I'm doing, I'm, I'm, I'm doing SkillBridge, which is like a program where you can get out six months early and transition, not like that, into the civilian world. Not anymore. Thanks Pete.

Yeah. It's 2025. So I'm doing SkillBridge. I don't officially, I'm retired. All my paperwork's in everything, but I don't officially retire until August 31st. How hard was it to get that? Because like SkillBridge, I think I know some other people that have done it and you have to go to them with like,

here's the job I'm doing, I have the job lined up, here's my goals in life. How did you pitch influencer? I didn't. Okay. I'm interning at a Harley Davidson dealership. Oh. Damn.

Genius. Oh my God. Now our previous conversation makes a little more sense. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No shit. No. Man. I still also when did you start? How long ago was you? Charlie Davidson. So check us out. You know, and where is it? Charlie Davidson. Yeah. Hey, So check us out. You know, it's Emerald Coast, Charlie Davidson. That's a hard plug. I was like, hey, go check us out. Emerald Coast. Actually, a really good plug,

and I think it would be good for y'all's audience too, if you don't mind me talking about it. So we're doing a Missing Parks ride, June the 28th, right? I met a guy this past year, his name's Joel Rooker, up in North Mississippi. And I just went to a random motorcycle shop in Tishomingo, Mississippi, right out in the middle of nowhere. You made that up.

I swear I can't spell it, but I can say it, you know. So I go to this motorcycle shop and his wife is in there and she's working behind the counter and she said, Hey, I saw you when you walked in. My husband is a huge fan and he's on his way to meet you. Can you please take us checking out under any normal circumstance? I would have said it gets weird. You all know what I'm talking about. It gets weird, right? I try to be I try to be nice sometimes. I'm like, yeah, I'll stay right but at that point in the day

I was like I'm done. I'm ready to go you get it, right? So before I could say no she said he has one arm and he rides motorcycle Okay, I gotta see this. Yes, I will wait. I will wait. I gotta see this. So I'm hoping at this point that this man comes rolling up on a Harley.

You know, I wanna see how this works. No, he shows up in Camaro. He's like, hey, you know, my name's Joel Rooker and everything's your shit. He's got one arm sleeve tucked into his pocket, you know? And I'm like, okay, you ride a motorcycle. And he's like, yeah, I said, let's go to your house. I'm gonna see how this works.

I gotta see this, right? So we go to his house. Damn it's monkey. Yeah, yeah. I'm starting to realize you and Nick are the same. Right, I do, I've just got to, you can explain it to me. My, I am a concrete thinker, right? Like I can fix anything mechanical

when it comes to something like electricity. Bro, my mind, I can't see electricity. It doesn't exist in my mind. You know what I'm saying? So you can explain to me how you ride a motorcycle and you have one arm and it's your throttle, your brake hand that he's missing, right? So I'm like, I got to know how this, well, the clutch is on the other hand. But you know, then you start to get thinking, you're like, well, if you've got one hand,

like how are you clutching at that point? Because you have to have a handbrake. So he had to put the handbrake on. I got to know how this works, right? So we go to his house and he shows me as cool as yet. I did a whole video on it. Real quick, sorry to interrupt it. Like at the shoulder, like no arm at all. I think it's, I think it's right here at the, at the bicep.

Oh shit. Okay. So like, no, like not even a nub, like just absolutely. No, you know what, actually I think it's the whole damn arm. I think it is because he has to use his shoulder to tell the, tell the knob what to do. That's scary as hell. tell the knob what to do. That's scary as hell. So it looks like a trailer hitch and it's a cup on his motorcycle, right? And he puts it in there and he looks like damn Terminator riding motorcycle. But it's set up for him. He's got like a 95 low rider that he rides

and it's perfect. Like it's cool as to watch him do it. And we got to talking about, you know, does everybody have access to this? And he's like, no, I've always wanted to put together like some kind of charity to help put people back on motorcycles that have had the same injury. Cause not everybody was as fortunate as him. He got it jerked off in a, not like that, in an industrial accident, right?

So he had workman's comp that actually was able to pay for all of his stuff. But a lot of people, not that fortune is steel workers on live leak. We've seen bro. That's wild. Ain't it? Or people get caught up in that. And that's brutal. Yeah.

Oh yeah. The, the, the Chinese chick that turns into flat sandal. Yeah. She doesn't react. She's just like, it just limps and falls to the side. Oh, yeah, that's my entire Twitter feed though So he started telling me how much all this cost and I'm like, so you're telling me that you know Somebody that goes through this, you know They they they pretty much lose a part of their life because they can't afford to do it and he's like, yeah

I said, let's put a ride together. So June 28th We're doing the missing parts ride out of Emerald Coast, Harley-Davidson. It's going to be big. We've got a lot of people coming. And first one. Yeah. Yeah. It's the inaugural.

You can't say first annual because Gus gets mad about that. The owner of the dealership down there. Yeah. He said, it's not grammatically correct. Where's that at exactly? Fort Walton Beach, Florida. So the tickets are live tickets actually just went live this week just a couple days ago So we'd love for y'all to come hell come hang out. It's gonna be a fun day. I know I ride

Yeah, Eli you've written before I got my motorcycle Yeah I've ever even if y'all don't want to bring your bikes all the way down there me and Gus can get with y'all and y'all can Get put on the demo bike and ride with us. I'd be fucking be fine. Yeah With y'all and y'all can get put on the demo bike and ride with us and be fucking fun. Yeah Yeah, so we're gonna put as many amputees back on bikes as we can be a dangerous weekend. Yeah, we just need to get If the ride goes bad you might join the cause for next year, you know We need we need to get Cody on a bike yeah, no, that'd be a fun time to buy one

First bike. I'll sell it to you. I'll sell your first bike. Okay. Yeah, let's do it. That's a cool story Oh, yeah, brother. Hell, yeah, brother. I want a v-rod. Do they make this stuff? They don't make them anymore No, but they hardly just came out with a new bike. That's really really cool. Now. I'm not trying to plug Harley here, but Hardly just came out with a new bike. That's really really cool. Now. I'm not trying to plug hardly here, but I'm not getting paid by Harley corporate or anything or even Harley cuz I'm you know, I'm on skill briefs, but the Grey Ghost, you know the The Fat Boy was originally released in 1990, right? so this is like their anniversary of the of the Grey Ghost, the fat boy. And so it's like all chrome, even the gas tank, the fenders, everything is chrome.

It's badass, they call it the gray ghost. They only made 1,990 of them and they're cool. Might as well look at that. My brother, I mean, you guys see my dad, he's like a Mexican biker. He has a lot, he looks like a biker. He's a Mexican wizard. Yeah, he is ganned off the browns.

Looks like he should be on the Mayans. Ganned off the browns. Shout out to Vincent. Ganned off the Brown. Shout out to Vincent. Ganned off the Brown. You ever finished with Vincent too, right? Yeah. Vargas? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good dude. Awesome guy. I didn't know you were on the podcast. Vincent, you still owe me a cut. Vincent, I talked to, first time I talked to him, I said, hey, man, send me a Mayans cut. I want one bad so I can put it on my wall. You still owe that to me I'll tell you send me his book, but he didn't send me that cut. Where's that? Yeah, he was up here What like six months ago something like that like a year? Yeah He was up here and he told some crazy like border stories. Oh, yeah order. Yeah He's a great dude. Yeah, he really is send him his send him the cut send a cut Rocco send the fucking cut bro

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No, no, no, no. No, I've had it for a few years. It started out as a medical shaving waiver because, and it was legit. It was legit. I did. It wasn't bumps like the bumps you're talking about. When COVID hit, we had to wear those masks all the time, right? And then shaving and wearing the mask, it had

my chin. I mean, it was, I can show you pictures, like it was just raw and it looked like hamburger meat, right? And I went to the doctor and was like, yo, this bad, it hurts. And he wrote me a shaving waiver and the the shaving waiver lasted for five years Holy shit. I said I'm not gonna complain and then the shaving waiver. Yeah rolled into religious accommodation waiver Well, how it wait really? No, I'm a Christian. Yeah, I Got a waiter for shakes I got a waiter for shakes You have to have a deeply held belief right and and you know versus to back it up and there's versus in the Bible to Talk about it. So dude, he's the definition

He's a specialist. Yeah. Yeah exactly. He's a for mafia Ryan dude, yeah. So yeah. Well, fuck you, congrats on that. And I had a bigger beard, you know, and then I did a deal with Manscaped last month and I shaved it. Nice.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think that's a shaving product they were trying to go for. Brother, I've always said everything I got, I own is for sale everything I've got in Life is for sale except for my wife and kids and they're free to get home

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protein like okay what do you want I go can I get her fucking what's it what's it called a profile yeah okay get a profile slip for protein shakes or like why why do you need that I was like I'm not allowed to have food in my room and they're like oh sure and everything everything is waiverable in the military. Everything. I just had the waiver on a piece of tape on the five gallon jug of protein powder. Really?

Including White Claws in the Pentagon. We got a waiver for these. Yeah, we got a waiver for that. Really? We have the official government memorandum allowing all of us on by name to drink in the Pentagon. That is awesome, allowing one case of White Claws. In one case. One case in the Pentagon. That is awesome. Allowing one case of white clothes. In one case.

One case in the Pentagon. It is possibly the only time it has ever been legally okay, or approved by the military for alcohol to be consumed in the Pentagon. For specific individuals, for sure. Because all the other examples are like, if it's a party or a ball or something, then that ball is authorized. This is during work hours. Yeah, this is during during during work hours of listed by name these four people can drink as well

That's it Which if I knew that I would have like we probably would have done like a nice whiskey or something But we had no idea we're just like can we bring a pack of claws? No, they want nothing to do with yeah, they told us to go off But now we do it in spite of Yeah, don't go buy this shit Unless you pay these guys and then if you do then y'all should go buy it But until they pay don't go buy it just let them buy it somebody who worked for me at one point

He was I think he reached out to to white claw corporate try to see like because you know Like even on my channel, we do the white-claw penetration test or whatever Just very fun to work on huh? He's a white claw. Yeah vigorously passionately What is a white-claw penetration? We're shooting a gun we'll just shoot it. Oh, okay My mind where your mind went I'm thinking he's shoving these up his ass in his free time

Oh, no Yeah, he didn't say the white black cherry just it hurts a little bit more, you know these 32 ounces suck Why does your range bag have that many tourniquets? He has a prolapse You turn to get your asshole. I was thinking penetration the other way No, that what I was thinking. No, you're gonna cut your dick with that Yeah, but you know we reached out to see closed and go from this end. It wouldn't hurt as bad Yeah, we do have special edition white claw pocket for sale on the floor. I'm just kidding

You say anything was straight enough face. I'm buying it the unsub collaboration with bad dragon So y'all reached out and they said no we reached out We're just trying to say like we do like a factory tour or something like that I don't know just something to play into the joke whatever they were like not only no fuck No, we don't even like the fact that we're associated with you guys. So I Got kind of the same I got more of a professional, you know, no, I reached out to Bush and this was after, this was after their whole canceling, right, with the Bud Light and everything.

So I bought a whole palette of Bush Peach because I love Bush Peach. Yeah. Right. So why, you know, I knew they was going- Bush Peach, Bush Apple. Well, you remember the bush apples back, right? I hadn't found it yet and I want to find it right, but I've never tried any of these Is there you have bush apple over there? Yeah, but you don't have the apple yet I've been looking for the apple my buddy from Indiana was like like it was like the McRib is back

I've been looking for it to be honest, but when they did the, the bush peach, I was like, this is really good. Are they going to do this? Like they did the apple. And if they do, I want to be the cool kid on the block. This got all of them. So I bought a whole palette and had a distribution company bring this shit to my house. That's a lot of beer, by the way.

I didn't realize how much it was. So it's going to do this. Going to turn. I've got, I've still got deep freezes full of Bush Peach that I've made sure I had the refrigeration setting. They might have already turned. I don't know. Right.

But I reached out to Bush and I said, Hey, I said, I bought this whole thing. I'm not even looking for free product or anything. You know, can we, can we do some collaboration? You know, I think it'd be good for me and you. Right. And they said, they said, we don't work with influencers. And I just shot back and said, you already bought the whole palette Right. They said we don't work with influencers and I just shot bang said you did once Damn that's not even because they work with the you betcha guy. They work with fucking Shane Gillis. Yeah. Oh no

Yeah But they would work with Shane Gillis at the time this was in their dead period when they were like heavily getting canceled and shit, right? Oh, it was right after that whole. Is that not still owned by Anheuser-Busch? Yes, it is. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right. It was right after they probably like, that was that. They was like, we don't work with influencers.

I was like, you did once. Crazy idea. What if you work with influencers that actually like your product? Gatsby. Oh, no, no, no, no. That connect with your audience. Yeah.

Shut up. That sound stupid. Oh, no, no, no. That connect with your audience. Yeah. Crazy. Shut up. That sound stupid. I don't know. Did you do any deployments in your 20 years? One. No shit. One.

Lucky dog. Yeah. You lucky dog. Most of my career was spent at a test and training base. Maybe not lucky dog then. Yeah, no. What'd you work on? Eglin. Okay.

My job? Yeah, yeah. Ammo, I build bombs. Okay, that's rad. Hell yeah. Yeah, so part of my career was spent at Herlbert Field, special operations, and then the majority of it was Eglin, which is test and training.

You guys build like JDAMS and no. Yeah, so I have a casing for a bomb. Can you Nick? I just picked it up the other day. Yeah, sure. My garage I showed him. I showed him his badass little boy. I was envious. I was envious when I saw this. I was like. I need one too. Dude, the dude that owns my local range had it at his range

And I was like how much is that and he's like it's not for sale it took me two years to everything for sales Yeah, and I was like How much to build another one? He's like well. I just still have all the drawings and measurements and stuff I go cool how much to build another one is it'd be a lot of money. I go What's a lot of money, and he told me I was like yeah build it can you ask him just for my sake how much to build a third one and a fourth I could tell you that thing's cool as shit this guy's got a

new business getting faster and faster at it I bet yeah you're gonna have to come pick it up from Mason City Iowa but how heavy is that thing it's probably 800 pounds but he built it with like it came with this the custom sleds that holds it Really? Yeah, so I mean I just wheeled it right onto a trailer drove it to my house and wheeled it right out And I was good I'm just thinking of if if I bought one and just had somebody you know ship it like somebody went to go get it They're just loading it up. They're like It was really funny

Don't cover it. Right. So this isn't an open trailer. My you're sure this isn't real. My so my my boss at the electric company I used to work for has this he has a trailer where you can just click a button and the whole trailer sets itself on the ground so you can like drive scissor lifts and whatever right onto it and lift it up. So you're not around the ramps and shit. Like, hey, Kevbar, your truck and trailer for like 45 minutes on Tuesday. He's like, yeah, sure, no problem. I just sent him a picture of me going down the road

with a fucking 16 foot bomb in the back of it. He's like, what the? So you did the bomb testing to just like figure out how good they were? No. What was the process then? They're basically putting Legos together. You know, and they're pretty safe.

I mean, you put all the accessories on it and then you put the fuse and everything in it and then they arm it at the flight line. No shit, so it's just like, okay, next one. Do you get any of the process where it's like learning about it or when they're doing new tech? Are you doing any of that? I mean on the, on the test side of it, yeah. You know, cause you kind of have, you kind of have to know the cause I mean,

they're designing new weapons and stuff, you know, they're, yeah. And it's crazy. Some of the stuff they're coming out with is wild. It's crazy. You talk about it. Yeah. It's crazy. I asked that question about the testing part of it. I had a buddy that worked for a, I can't remember where it was. It was in New Mexico or Arizona or something. And they would accidentally kill crackheads every once in a while on the testing range for, for the bombs. Um, because they would wonder onto the range.

Yeah, but well they would, they, they had like old like junk cars out there. And so they go, the, the crackheads would be out there out there to scrap them just like take the metal and try to sell it And so they'd wonder under the range and they would they would just accidentally kill a crackhead Yeah Man I never I never had it but I knew quite a few electricians that had showed up to work the next morning and found Dead so crack heads up to a pocket. morning and found dead crack heads or parts of a cracker. They go in thinking, oh, the power's off. I'm going to go in here with bolt cutters and start cutting big feeder wires.

You ever seen a bug zapper? Pink goo. Yeah. No, that was 480 volts. Doesn't look like fun. I did one deployment in 2007. The search. The deed. Where at?

Al Udeid. Qatar. Yeah. Oh, you got Qatar you f***head. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude. My lucky f***head.

I've had an... I had... Oh my god, you got combat paid, did you? He's just like, f*** this, I'm out. He's just like... He's like, god. I had... I probably had one of the easiest military careers you could have

The the year at the year in Shreveport, Louisiana was probably the hardest just to be honest, you know In the Shreveport, Louisiana dude for anyone that doesn't know like guitar is I envy so it's the pearl capital of the world You know Did you know that no No, I didn't. Now you do? It's hot as f***. You did the thing. It is extremely hot, but if you re-enlisted overseas for us, that's where they would send

you for re-enlisting. It was like, oh, hey, if you re-enlist, we'll give you this bonus. We're sending you to a cool place. You get to go to Qatar for three days. Yeah, and they gave us three beers a day. You'd have a punch card and you get three beers a day while you're stationed there. Yeah. How did you do?

What? Eight was six months or eight months for six months. I was no, I was on the four month cycle. No, God. Yeah, four months. Yeah. And right after I left, they switched to six months, but I did one stint in the desert and did one year in Korea.

I was we were deployed at the exact same time. I did 16 months. Really? Yeah, but out in sector, I lived at a cop. Our guys would go, they would reenlist just to get the Qatar like three days. So when I was there, we built JDAMs for the largest airstrike in US history when I was there. Was you involved in any of that?

We dropped, I think I dropped two or three JDAMs the entire time I was there. Yeah. So I don't know if. I mean, if we were there at the same time. We were 100% there. And it was during my deployment, like I probably had a hand in building that JDAM.

Oh, he built your bones. March to. March to. March to. March to. You're welcome, buddy. March to June. Him over here talking shit, you're welcome. Thank you. Okay.

That was the thing that you always said with dropping the j-dm where it's like everybody's like, all right. No, nobody look at it everybody immediately Popping up above the hoods like we're all in our strikers. He's like everyone get down fuck now We're watching this Watching that drop first off when else you going to see a bomb that big go off? Second of all, those guys have been trying to kill us for the last half hour. Walk them. We're watching this shit. Do you watch warfare yet?

No, I was going to go this week. I will go this week. You want to go have PTSD together? Yeah. We can. Speaking of rough. I'm going to get in trouble. No, you can't. We talked about PTSD. I was at the Blue Wahoos game not too long ago, right?

And I've done some stuff with them for this. The Pensacola Blue Wahoos is a double A team for Major League Baseball. And I've done some stuff with them before, right? And I hit them up and was like, hey, we're wanting to come to the game tonight. Y'all getting extra tickets laying around. So we go over there and the marketing director comes down and we get to talking. I said, hey, what kind of special theme nights are y'all doing this year? And he was telling me all about it and everything.

And I said, with all these military bases around, I said, have you ever thought about because they never got a proper welcome home. Have you ever thought about doing a Vietnam veterans appreciation night? And he was like, no, that's really a good idea. I said, yeah, you could even shoot off fireworks at random times during the game, right? It'd be great, just to celebrate them and their service to our country. He didn't find it as funny as I did, and I'm sure the Vietnam veterans would find it hilarious And random points during the night the announcer Charlie the wire

Yeah, yeah, just take them right back to the yeah I'm sorry. I love y'all you sound like us talking to people in the Pentagon all the higher- up people that just don't get the jokes that we're saying. Or they can't laugh at them. Yeah, we just feel sad about it. The officers on camera fighting not to laugh while the E4s off the set are dying hysterically. Like that one clip where Barack Obama's doing the reading, he's like, him and his team were getting pounded, you know, you could just see he's like- Just the lock in. Yes.

What's the joke we made in the, yeah. The people off camera were like, ah, I asked it and they're like, yeah, we can give you guys a tour and you show us where the missile hit. One of the guys in the back of the room. It's a good joke. Once again, there's no such thing as a bad joke, just a bad audience, right? That is a great joke. Well, I mean, it kind of started feeling like a bad joke

afterward when they took us to the memorial. You're like, still a good joke. Still a great joke. Objectively, a very good fucking joke. Yeah, yeah. I... Somebody said earlier. Somebody said earlier, George W. Bush was a great architect, but he had a really strange

way to demolish, for demolition. I'm repeating what I was told. I don't think anything. You know, when you're about to look on the face, you know which one it was. You can't say that one World Trade Center doesn't look better now. I'm just saying. Oh, I'm saying. This is a great architect. In World War II, a bomber flew into the Empire State Building and pretty much bounced right the fuck off.

Wait for real? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't lie either. A bomber flew into the Empire State Building. Didn't shit into the Empire State Building. I didn't know this. Now you do. Well, I used to build them different back then, Nick. This is... It was like the one guy that flew his jet in San Francisco. Or where was it? No, that was that was that was Dick Bong showing off just being a fighter pilot. This dude like accidentally flew a bomber Dick Bong into Dick Bong Richard Richard Bile. Dick Bones best fighter pilot in America. Could you imagine having that name? You better

be a badass bro. He was a boy boy named sue full on yeah shot down a Shit ton of Japanese fighter pilots and killed a crocodile at one point what this month was that in your video? Yeah with this plane Yeah, what yeah a plane got shot down and they landed in a body of water And there's a big ass alligator or crocodile that was swimming towards them on the life raft, and he fucking strafed it I Don't remember that yeah hell. That was there. That's quam. That's wild More he also flew in San was it San Francisco Street yeah, he was he was flying in between the skyscrapers in San Francisco That's why cooler than SPC more and hearing the bear off he got

He got in trouble to some little old lady called the military base and was complaining because he blew all their laundry off the clothesline When they put do it in between buildings His punishment was to go to that lady's house and do her laundry and fold it and he did it. Holy shit hilarious San Francisco will somebody bitch about that because that's pretty cool. What a fucking narc, dude Well, they made him go and fold it Yeah, yeah laundry for only punishment was that which is not that bad of a deal. That's pretty good. I take that deal I take that deal you take that deal. He was flying where he wasn't supposed to be right? Yeah I mean it reminds me that guy who stole the plane on a bar bet

Yeah, yeah It was just like like he bet his you know He's bet some guy at a bar like I bet you I can You know steal plane and land it right here Did it landed it in the middle of the street was it New York? Well, I think he did it twice that was the thing It was afterward because he I think he went to jail for it or something like that and then afterward he's like yeah I'm the guy from the story

No, you're not. He's like I'll fucking do it again Now pull up the article he's like I I'll fucking do it again. And he fucking did it again. Now pull up the article. He's like, I'll be right back. Well, this is before they had the Internet. So he had to prove it. That's fucking wild. Man. Oh, man.

I'll prove it. Yeah, and he did. So speaking on the stuff you do, did you know? That's your big thing. When did, when was the first one that actually got you into that process? Because they crush and they're all fucking hilarious. It's the best, you do the best hook at the beginning

because you're like, clip, go right into, ha! I don't, I was, when I first started out, I was just doing videos telling my wife jokes, like recycled jokes off the internet, trying to figure out the whole process, right? Yeah, and and you know, we did a couple videos that went viral and I had about six hundred thousand followers on tik-tok When the idea hit right idea. I'm laying in bed one night and just the idea is like a lot bulb moment

I was like, oh, I Got up recorded moment I was like, oh, I got up recorded, edited, posted, went to bed woke up the next morning, viral, right? And I'm thinking it may be a one off, right? Because I was like, it was a great idea in my head. But how often does that actually happen in life where something is like, it's a great idea. And then it hits, you know what I'm saying? And to go from ideation to, yeah, posted to feedback within eight hours. It's fucking crazy. I woke up and it was stupid viral. Remember I had 600,000 followers, right?

Now I think I had like 400,000 and I started doing those videos and within a matter of like two or three days of me doing those videos, like dumping like four or five a day, I jumped up to like 600,000 followers and then my account got banned. Because of some of the jokes that I've been telling previously, you know, and it's like, oh, this is not appropriate for the internet. Right, I'm still learning, like all of us have learned at some point.

What kind of jokes? I don't remember. Likely story. I do remember, but. Is that a secret? Tell, he's scratching his nose, the left nostril. Like, don't tell No, so my account got got banned and of course, you know you go through that whole thing like

Do I quit? You know like you I just lost six hundred more than I thought I would ever have right? Oh, yeah, and and I got on my backup account Well crystals account I had made her an account because I was taking her in it when I do videos not knowing what I was Doing at the time. She had like three thousand followers, right? Soging her in it when I do videos, not knowing what I was doing at the time. She had like 3000 followers, right? So I just said, Hey, I'm taking your account. She didn't give a shit. She didn't do anything on TikTok.

So I took her account, changed the name on it right now. I went live thinking these people came from my video, so they're going to automatically follow me back. Right? So I go live and I'm like, Hey, you know, if you want to submit a ticket and everything, you know, and then somebody on that live said dude Just give it up your band, you know You'll never you know do shit on this out or anything like that

I said that said lit a fire under my ass and I started posting eight to nine videos per day So that guy shit so that guy you 30 days later on that account I went from 3,000 followers to 3 million. Oh god. Damn Also eight to nine videos a day is fucking. While I was still working full time, active duty, right? But I'm telling you that one comment lit a fire under me and I said, fuck him. I'll show him.

The best revenge is utter success. Yeah, yeah. I didn't even say anything back to him. I just ended the live. No shit. Yeah. Filming 70 videos a week. Bro. Oh, two different accounts. Right? So I made a backup account to mine in case same thing happened again. Right? So account number one goes from 5,000 to, you know,

3 million and 30 days and the backup account went from zero to 1 million. And that same 30 days, were you able to monetize TikTok back then? I wasn't worried about monetizing. Yeah, you're just trying to have fun. I wasn't worried about it. I was just trying to stick it to that man. Yeah, that's where my mind was at. Do you remember his name?

Nope. That's even better. Does it matter? I don't even remember his name. The amount that civilization has been pushed forward through all of human history based on spite alone is probably incredible. And I never monetized my account, even for like the first year or something, because I was like, I don't know.

I had no clue what I was doing, man. I still don't. What was the end game? Was it just like a creative outlet? Or like, what were you doing it for? I don't know. Same reason people ask me, why did you join the military? Hell if I know. I don't know. Same reason people ask me, why, why'd you join the military? Palafino. I don't know.

I just walked in one day and said, this seems like the thing to do, you know? And then I did it. I, you know, sub, you know, more religious people say, the Lord called me to do this, you know? And that's where I think it was at, you know, I, I don't know. It just seemed like the right thing to do. So that's what it did.

And then, yeah. No shit. Do you guys post on TikTok at all? Nick, do you? I post my shorts. I make shorts for each video and I post them on Instagram and TikTok and X and everywhere. But I'm not like.

Dude, I quit after I put the butt of a rifle. I did like a little skit and I just didn't even show the whole rifle, just the butt of it. And they banned my account for a week. So I just haven't been back yet. I got one of those kind of slap-off. I've got a growth strategist at TikTok now that kind of helps me behind the scenes if I have account problems, right? How long does it take to get the translator to...?

No, he's based out of San Francisco. No, LA. Based out of LA. Get gay? Yeah. Francisco no no la la based on la There's a great dude great dude We I got one of those on New Year's Day. I was I was lighting Fireworks, but you're supposed to shoot on there throwing them into the don them into the pond and accidentally dropped it and we scattered, it was a great video, great video. Went viral on several platforms except for TikTok because it was like, dangerous acts.

Yeah, yeah. So when I do Darwin Awards, like we do like a video series where we're showing people that are, it's basically like a gun safety thing, but like we use comedy and whatnot, obviously, you know, joke around. But basically people being unsafe with guns and then laughing at it and saying, Oh yeah, well this is why you don't do that. Here's,

you know, if you're not the guy getting shot, it's usually funny. Exactly. Yeah. They are. We've had people, you know, people die, you know, and obviously we censored for YouTube and shit, not for pepper box. Uh, but we will, we'll censor it. But like you got people getting like limbs blown off and like sometimes get shit gets a little rough. They don't give a fuck about that. They only care when it's fireworks. They have age restricted shit when fireworks are involved, and nobody gets hurt. In the same video where a

guy blows his foot off. And we have to censor like the blood trail and everything. If I think that you think that's because they look at it like it like like seven and eight year olds can get pretty easy access to fireworks Right because everybody thinks they're a toy in 2025. Yeah, I mean why you're right. I mean that guns pretty easy access to Okay, so my age-restricted ones come from Okay, I have to heavily censor people being shot right and they're usually not age restricted. It's when someone gets hit with a car Really? Yeah, those are the ones you can see that you can't really see the bullet penetrating I guess it really has a problem with penetration apparently, you know? Yeah. Depends on where you look. White Claws, you know. I mean, but you censored the shooting part too.

Like, even like the bullets hitting, like it's still censored, like it's not... Did y'all see that girl that, uh, influencer? The Mexican influencer girl? She got shot? Assassinated? She got shot while she was on live? On live. Pull up X.

How recent? Pull up X and check this out. I love eggs. How recent? And she goes like this to grab it and then takes one to the head and so and then takes another one to the head I think the first one I don't know Medically reaches up here like so yeah, it's why One thing I will say Gary Vaynerchuk was very ahead of his time on Does he eat you know a lot of his time on as he you know He a lot of his you know advice and what not in points or stuff Like the wrestler Chuck no

He's like the entrepreneurship guy where he still he's a multi-millionaire But he still likes to go around yard sales and like haggle with people over Business and this is just have to be nice to everybody like he was just like one of those typical influencer bros yeah like he was very smart on a few things and one of them he nailed this ahead of time he's like this is gonna be a huge explosion of the internet like social media everything until a celebrity gets assassinated on life he's like that will happen one day where some celebrity will be live streaming and somebody just John Lennon's them in the fucking It almost happens past summer

With Trump Dude, I mean that was that was being live streamed on every platform news outlets and everything else We're the only one they were live streaming to on CNN. That's crazy What do we know about that guy nothing Hmm. What do we know about that guy? Nothing? No. Demolition fan.

You know what still bothers me, and people don't talk about it anymore, is James Paddock. Oh, that makes no sense. It still don't make sense to me. It was Stephen, Stephen Paddock. Stephen Paddock. I think. Was it Stephen Paddock? I think so.

I think you're probably right. That still makes no sense to me. I'll look of why Why? Well, the the crazy country music. Yeah, I Mean, I'm not step numb. The craziest thing was the the brother afterwards Yes, that's weird the brother. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, no brother came. No, no, no, the brother came out and He came out. Yeah Well, wait, he loves no, the brother came out and he came out. Yeah. Well, which he loves my calls.

But he said he said that, you know, my brother, I don't know why my brother would do this. Like, like, I don't understand this. It doesn't make sense. He's like he had plane tickets booked to things later on. Like, he's like, there's there's no way I would have done it. But then they suddenly found tons of child child. Yes, I do remember this computer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was a There's a weird that's that is the

That's the go-to and it's always overkill right like that. You always find it's never like oh he had a child Uh a video of a child on his computer. It's always like yeah, we found 18 Terabytes. Yes. Yeah, it's's like holy fuck it's a lot of kids that's ridiculous we just had a I'm on a lot of kids that's a ton of kids can't be the same kid right you think that I hope it's not that well I mean really there's no winning there but that much that many terabytes that's a lot of kids. Have you thought about that? No.

I haven't. Like from a sick and twisted standpoint, that's fucked up. That's like Jeffrey Epstein type stuff. That's where I'm at. Just to clarify. I'll bring that up. That ruined my life. What's that?

Jeffrey Epstein thing? It ruined, before the Epstein thing, everybody had the agency to hear a story and go that's bullshit and just move on with their life And now nobody on the planet has the authority just be like that's not true and move on you can't Because what do you mean? Jones was talking about a pyramid where rich famous people were being We're rich famous people were being pills and island with a pyramid on it and then everybody's like that's ridiculous No, it's not and then sure enough. Holy shit. He's right. So now it's like He's got a crazy conspiracy theory

Like I don't I feel like I don't have the agency to be like that's fucking stupid. That's not true and move on It's like I don't know maybe I guess it's possible another one of the Alex Jones things It has come true the past fucking 10 years put another quarter in the Alex Jones was right jar We in Alex Jones like one of his assistants just got killed. Yeah, that's wild. Yeah, you know, yeah I didn't see that whole thing. Somebody worked for two months ago Yeah murdered like his right-hand man for like ever since he started this whole thing, right? Got murdered Yeah, yeah just shot out

Was he shot? I don't know shot. I know he's killed I don't it was like it was like very like because when I seen it pop up on, you know notifications Yeah, I get notifications from X and I was just like, oh that's wild Yeah, I was in Austin no shit it was his right hand man. It was like a drive Yeah, he was it was a Jamie white Austin police say investigators believe Jamie white was shot and killed when he interrupted suspects Possibly burglarizing his vehicle in South Austin. Hmm Hope no one kills veteran with a sign. I really like that guy. Don't put it out there He's like Don't put it out there. I don't know the stride interface.

Cody's like, if my right hand man got taken out, it'd be really fucking sad. Sad you're like that, Cody. I'm serious. That's like, it's like that White is Kids You Know bit. I really hope nobody uses the rooftop of this building to just fire a mortar exactly 40 degrees.

That's insane. What the fuck? Shout out to Zach. Sorry Zach. I think Zach would like you to stop shouting him. That's wild. I'm still, so the Mexican influencer, she was, I know she was on a live stream. I just, I just, no, I just read the whole story about this.

Like it's starting to come out. She was already, she was at her own beauty shop, right? And she was already supposed to be off work. And her friend that works with her, her friend told her, hey, you can't leave yet. I've got a package coming for you. And then she gave her like a stuffed animal, which is stuffed animal she's holding there. And dude walks in and said, I got a package, confirmed who the girl was, and then there you go.

Yeah, holy shit. Hilaria Marquez. And then her friend grabs the phone and ends the live stream, not freaking out or nothing, right? They don't look good Well, I was reading she was like dating some cartel hitman or something at some point. They think it's related to that No, yeah Scares me like I've always wanted to do the allegedly everything. I just said it's alleged. I ain't trying to get sued Yeah, alleged now alleged I've read that to second-handed, second-hand. I don't know. It's probably not true.

Our friend, Arab, he walks around with the backpack, the streaming backpack. He just records him going around the restaurants, talking to people and stuff. That scares the shit out of me because people can see where you are live at that moment. They can just find you super easily. That guy asks her, it's like, hey, are you this person? Yeah, yeah, and that's that's what Yeah, all it takes is one guy to have read catcher in the rye and you're done. Yeah Yeah, that's what that's what's terrifying about anything live. You're like, what's the catcher in the wrong? Is the guy who shot John Lennon? Oh really like read the book and just apparently I mean, I know the book

But I'd never have read the book it just like a reader He showed it. No, it's about a set later. He's like, oh, yeah I just now I obviously need to go kill John Lennon. They did really yeah shot him three times with a 38 special Charter arms bodyguard. There's a 38 special. Hmm. That's not a very deadly gun. Not particularly. You gotta be close It worked. It did work. It did the job. You know, the most deadly, deadly bullet in human history, from what I've been told, would have verified this is 22 long.

That's how Richard Kukulinski used to say that, people. I don't know. I mean, we verify that. That's what I've been told. I've heard that too. It kind of makes sense. I have been heard. I have heard that a lot

It's mostly like fud lore like in the community. Yeah, it's all it's the like 80-year-old man. Yeah, it bounces around the skull turns your head. It's a hollow point So does a big fucking caliber The guy that supposedly killed Jimmy off of Richard Kuklinski He was a mob hitman back in that day and he would sit outside people's houses with a Ruger 1022 and he would just pepper him with it and then drive off. Yeah, it's a phenomenal firearm though. I love my Ruger 1022. That was my first gun I ever had.

Yeah. My dad has one that he's had my entire life. I remember it's a beautiful gun too. I'll send y'all pictures of it, but he can it's accurate That's one most accurate guns. I've ever seen in my life. Dude. Have you shot one? That's an integrally suppressed No, there's so fun the one the little one that I have that I got kid that I got Yeah, you're guys shooting that one time. I said no, I'll tell you a story when the cameras are off Have you ever heard of solvent traps yes Yes. We'll talk about it afterwards. Heard. Or, well, not.

But the 9mm has killed the most people in the United States, apparently. I'm talking worldwide. Worldwide? Yeah, because think about it, if you're doing executions and depending on how they do that, when you're doing masks, that's going to rack up, that That's gonna get them numbers real big real quick. Yeah on a budget And if you're just China like now all that stuff 22 I don't think they're using 22 22. I don't think is a they would use they would use but 7.6

Standing on line. I want to see how many of you would go through 100% Yeah, eighty dudes in a ditch a case like I don't yeah I don't I don't think China was using 22 very much like for I have no idea. I'm just throwing stuff out there. No Just like a dog chasing car I just say what was what was there? I mean, I guess it would be the seven six two by by 39 wouldn't it it would have to be throughout the history Yeah, I guarantee at some point they've used 22s, right? I doubt it I mean 22 is the brush is the same diameter as a 226 and a 553

I know a guy that likes that round or it's just not as long same diameter Yeah, I mean, I just I don't think they had that round though you know what I mean like also the muzzle energy is way different oh yeah yeah cuz it's like you got a 40 grain projectile yeah moving a thousand feet per second that's my favorite attachment I've ever bought for my AR is you switch out the bolt carrier right and I can shoot the 22 long out of my AR way cheaper yeah it used to be a lot cheaper than it is feeling just go planking. You know, yeah not planking Plank, you know, you know, did you ever get in that trend? No, I was you know, you play I did not was that when you were still doing electrical work

No, I would have the planking trend I was in like middle school or high school. Yeah, they're young. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, you're young. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, so I've been a sophomore in high school how do you 30 31 just turned 31 yeah, how do you 37? How do you 29 40? Come the oldest one at this table. How old are you 42 41? No That's what I was like, when do you joined it? Let's go shoot some 8.6 in the backyard with him. We got a surprise.

Yeah. You're not even point six. No. Oh, it's horrifying. Very, very big round. It's we've got a good somewhere at the bullet on top. That's just the bullet. This is just the projectile.

Thing is quiet. That looks like the logo off super troopers, you know the monkey that was Johnny jump Johnny Chimpo. Yeah. Yeah, Johnny Chimpo How'd you remember that because I've got a bunch of signed posters and shit from the super troopers Yeah, the most famous cop in the country's seen the most famous cop movie of all time a couple times. Yeah, that makes a lot more sense now. You said it hell out loud. It's clicking. Like, ah, yes, stupid Eli.

I finally fucking, finally met those guys at NASCAR in Austin Austin, like three years ago, I finally got to meet the super troopers. Like Farvo was there and the rest of the guys was there. That was really cool. Dakota. Yeah, yeah. And I met Petty while I was there too. We got kicked out of Petty's box

because we were just drinking. Like Richard Petty? Yeah, yeah, we were just drinking whiskey out of a bottle. And one of the rich white moms that was there got mad. Cause we were just drinking whiskey. We weren't being boisterous pulling, pulling from the bottle. Yeah. They're just pulling from the bottle. We got kicked out of Richard Petty's box. There's always somebody up at that runs a good time, ruins a good time. You know it always what's,'s what shells can still carry a choice?

Three I use a three six five. Yes, six three six. Yeah, I think we all do the lock 43x. That's what I carry Really? Yeah, you see you have the shield arms the shield arms I haven't tried him yet, but I know that that's like the shield arms magazine turns single-stack into double stack is phenomenal Yeah, what does it turns it to like 15 rounds? Yeah 15 rounds in a single stack. Yeah, it's on meaning to try that CZ shadow to yeah, oh, yeah, they have the carry and then sealed the no they have a compact and they have a carrier They're gonna come back competition only and it doesn't have a firing pin block So it's not very safe to carry but then they came out with the carry version and that guns fucking awesome Yeah carrying something without a fire and block is kind of great. Right? Well, the carry has one now

But like I don't I like double action single action pistols But I learned on the Beretta so I would have never pegged you as a CZ guy which ironically anyways pretty often Before I carried the the glock 43 X so I carried a sig it was a 938. You remember those? It was a nine millimeter love that gun. I had two of them stole. I was like, I'm not paying that much money for a carry gun again. Yeah, at least like the 365 is at least decent. It's better

than the 3-938 P938 and they they they don't make them anymore. And they were phenomenal carry guns. I never understand this shit. Yeah, it, like a mini mini 1911 basically metal heavy bitch. Yeah, oh, yeah, it was weighted perfect, too Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. No exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, Oh Firearms you're picked at the p320 in a recent video I said the a loaded sig p320 holstered looks at your femoral artery the same way a 200 pound pit bull named princess looks at a four-year-old playing hopscotch Why do the pit bulls always get dragged into here? I love pit bulls. Bro, I was gonna do a whole video and it was gonna be about how pit bulls aren't that bad

And it's just like a myth and then I started looking at the stats and I was like, I'm not making this video. It's a no win situation. I was under the impression. It was going to be like, it's a, it's a normal amount of, you know, pit bull attacks. These are just the ones that get, you know, normal amounts of just the ones though, compared to like other dogs. You know what I mean? I was like, surely they're not mauling more kids than Rottweilers and like

cane corso's and shit. And then I looked at it, it's like, I, I think it was 78% of all fatal dog attacks in the US are from pit bulls. The gang was statistics. That's wild. He said it. He said it internet. What?

Nothing. I do, I do fucking love pit that's the stuff but that I mean do mine you kill anyone that's not you guys What's that? Oh my god Jeeves? Yeah, jeez. No, dude. He jeez kind of a small boy, too He's not a big of happy, but he's vicious if you're not one of my friends. He is angry If you're not one of my friends he is angry. Is it angry dog? Just in case you need another. Oh thank you. But just in case. Don't go buy these.

Do you got, so you know Koda, so you race here? Do you like racing? Oh well yeah, yeah I've done a good bit of stuff with NASCAR. No shit. I tell you what though, I've done a lot of stuff with NASCAR. Sorry. Have y'all ever been to NHRA? No.

Brother! Brother! This fall, this fall I'm going out to the four... Are they doing the four wide at Vegas? Is it going to be four wide in the fall? I believe so. Even if they don't do the four wide, y'all need to come out to Vegas with me.

It's going to be the weekend before SEMA, right? Oh shit. Bro, NHRA is the coolest shit you've ever seen in your life. What's different about it? It's just the explosion off the line. It goes through your body like a shockwave. No shit. Yes, it's crazy.

And they'll put it up on the line. Dude. It's scary for about five seconds you think you're dead. They said, hey, after the first few times that they launched, after the first few times they launched, then it's like, we can go back up into the suite or whatever. I was was like I'm staying my white ass down here for the rest of the day this is awesome because how fast are

those things moving they go they in less than what force three or four seconds they get up to about 200 miles an hour that's cool so we have a series on Pepperbox called the gang does where we just travel and hang out that would be a fun one to do a Gang Does episode. Oh yeah. That thing, we bring it. Do y'all go out to SEMA? No.

I've never been. I never have either. I'm looking forward to going this year. I think I'm gonna go out with CRC Industries, but. And then. Where is the Vegas racetrack? It's right beside the Air Force Base. Really?

Yeah, when you're sitting there watching NASCAR races, you'll see the planes coming out, they're training sorties. No shit. Yeah, it's literally right beside the Air Force Base. No shit. And then they run the top fuels just right. Yes.

No. Yeah, I had never watched those, but you're loud as fuck, and they're doing the quarter mile in. Boy, how fast do they do it in? Dude, it's like three, four seconds. It's stupid. Nevada's the most ridiculous state in the country. I'll it's like three, three, four seconds is stupid. Nevada is the most ridiculous state.

I'll put it like this. They, they, they, they, when they hit, if you're standing down at the end with them to catch the cars, when they come down to 3.7 seconds, what, how fast did they go? Fucking 300 speeds, exceeding 330 miles an hour, 3.62 seconds. I thought you were exaggerating. No. No, no, it's like 10,000, 20,000 horsepower. Think about that, going from a dead stop,

three seconds later, you're doing 330 miles an hour. That's gotta be hard, like, how do you pull that kind of Gs like laterally? I think they said that you're- In a straight line. Yeah, literally, excuse me, literally. I think they said that, you're some of the racers have had problems with their retinas detaching and stuff. They've had retina

detachment. Because if you watch the the engineering on those engines, the axle, everything is phenomenal. And they rebuild the motors after every run. After every pass they rebuild the motors and they can do it in like 30 minutes. It's crazy. The rubber, you see the rubber like in slow motion. Like the gas gets your melting. No, the rubber, you see it on the tires. Rubber on the tires, oh.

Yeah, the rubber on the tires like deforms. The rubber on the tires like buffers. Yeah. Like the rim spins and it like warps, cause the tires still stuck to the ground while the rim is spinning, so you just see like the serrations in the rubber as the rubber is about to tear but then the rubber recoils and there's more horsepower in those cars than i think like the first six rows at daytona

11 000 horsepower jesus fucking how that might be and didn't they switch those to the 1,000 yard, like 1,000 foot? I swear something got changed because of how fast they were going and they had to shorten the distance of the track because a quarter mile was too much. Yes, yes, 100% they did, yeah. Yeah, that was it. A quarter mile was too much and people were dying.

I forget why. So they're like, okay. I think it's a little bit shorter than a quarter mile now, yeah. It's wild. Those are the cars you see go airborne sometimes, right? Yeah Yeah, yeah, the ones who'll yeah when you watch the crashes, those are fucking crashes your god do those ones are crazy That's this a religious experience man that first time going

Yeah, this thing that's all right the McMurray the spurling that and it's the smell of that night Started because we wanted to outrun the cops while we were trying to get those. And then it's like tractor pulls. You know, tractor pulls. I've never been to a tractor pull tractor pull. You go to a monster truck show and a tractor pull show. That's what my dad would take me to when we were little because they were cheap. And it is a top fuel dragster with a trail weight behind it.

It's like, and they just pull it in dirt. It is the most redneck shit you will ever see Well, why did they how did tractor pulls get started? There's got to be a good story behind that a bet between two drunk guys probably 100% two drunk farmers Yeah, my tractor all yours Yeah, I bet I could pull your whole tractor. Yeah, hell no. You can't Do that one. Have you ever seen that little car if you like cars? When you want it this Burling McMurdy or McMurdy? Started as early as the 1800s when rural farmers would host competitions to see whose horse team could pull

The biggest weight. No, have you ever seen that little thing? No, I have not. That's their, it's their new production cards breaking all the records, because it does a quarter mile under seven seconds, which is retarded for a little car. Seven seconds is fucking moving. We can say that again now?

Yes. Retardant? We can say that again? Yeah, go ahead and say it. Oh yeah, I'm good. We just wrote a check for $225, thousand dollars for you at the phone to pass. Oh Yeah, it's actually in the front room. He No, thank you

talking about That's the one word it's always watching the different reactions. I don't think we can I like the the the red not on camera think we can. I like the the the camera. Make some words. The Rick and Morty approach to it. It's like, no, I'm not disparaging the differently abled. I just some things are retarded. What was Linus tech tips when he was live? That was the funniest thing on the planet. You know, Linus tech tips is huge tech

channel on YouTube. They were on a live you would be surprised at what I don't know. When it comes to like, people and like content and stuff, I'm just like, I don't have a clue. Somebody, who was that? Andrew Schultz. Oh yeah. Andrew Schultz. I was in Vegas last weekend and somebody was talking to me and they said, yeah, you know Andrew Schultz. I was like, who are you talking about? And then after I left, I was like, because he looked at me like I had a dick growing out of myz, I was like, who you talking about? And then after I left, I was like, because he looked at me like I had a dick

growing out of my forehead. I was like, maybe I should know who this is. I looked and I was like, don't know him. I looked at some of his stuff, I was pretty funny. You know, not a clip, sorry. No, you're good. Yeah. No, yeah, they were like on a live podcast

and he was under the impression that the hard R meant retard. I did see this. Yeah. That's all the clip, yeah. And his cohost is like, cause he's like, yeah, I used to say the hard R meant retard. I did see this. Yeah, that's all the clip. And his co-host is like, cause he's like, yeah, I used to say the hard R all the time and his co-host is like. I've dropped my fair share of, he's just like, oh you.

Yeah, he's just breaking out. Same brother. Same. Yeah. Yeah. Damn, I didn't know Linus is cool like that. Yeah. Shit. I'm 2.1% sub-Saharan African so I can you know That was your video I was watching the other day when you I think with you your

son and I guess a friend of yours jumping off the- The black guy? Yeah. Fredo. Fredo, yeah. Fredo, yeah. Yeah, it was Fredo. Fredo. Every time I would show him on my page that weekend, I would always put the chirp in there, and people loved it. They jumped off the-

Yeah, I was texting Fredo about that. Holy shit, that was- Yeah. I loved that guy. Because they jumped off the- what was it, the stratosphere? Yeah, the stratosphere. And as soon as he jumped, you put the chirp. Every time he, I would go knock on his door cause we had, you know, we had rooms right next to each other.

I go knock on his door and he would open the door and I'd always throw the chirp in there. Every time he was on camera with me, but he was doing me dirty the whole weekend and I never knew it. Every time he would film me, he would film me in 0.5. So it made me look short as hell. I was like, you motherfucker.

I was like, you did, after the, he didn't post any videos with me at that weekend. And then after we were, we're together anymore, he posts all that shit every time it was like 0.5. Everybody else was normal size. I was like, you son of a bitch. Dude, he is such, dude, he is phenomenal. God, one of the best dudes I've ever met in my life.

Love him to death. We jumped off the stratosphere white people activities Fredo was unfazed. He was like, let's do it. No shit. Yeah. Yeah, I thought he was gonna be Are you chewing yours in pouch? switching spot It looked like you chewed it trying to get all that nicotine Do you remember after the Oktoberfest podcast with a well your fiance her first time doing zenz Well, oh she chewed it. Oh, she didn't know how to do a zin she's like, oh just can I do is in this?

You know, she said you saw her briefly. She's just the sweetest little bless your heart girl And she's like can I do one of those like yeah, baby? You can do one she just started chewing it like bubblegum Yeah, she thought it was like gum or something. Maybe that ain't Nicker it well. I mean she started vomiting immediately after Fresh ones like why do you do these things? Well you put them in your lips There's some company making 50 milligram ones now. Oh gosh.

Just like a dangerous amount. That's like the Doctor Strange pushing through the universe kind of shit. Somebody gave us some last night at the PBR event. How many milligram was that? Nine. They had up to 12. They gave us nine. Yeah, nine.

That's a pretty good flavor to you. Nines and twelves are insane. Dude, Fred, I would have given him F. J-Wolf does double twelves. J-Wolf is also f***ing J-Wolf. Yeah, he's 400 pounds. Yeah, he's 400 have been me. J-Wolf does double 12s. J-Wolf's also, J-Wolf. Yeah, he's 400 pounds.

Yeah, 400, 500 pounds. He's a big, like, seven foot four, I think. He's seven four, four sixty five. He's like your friendly neighborhood Hagrid. He's seven four. He's just continuing to, God dang. He's a monster of a man. I would invite a Fredo out.

He would have came out. He's in Houston, I believe. Have y'all had him on? Yeah. Oh yeah. Dude, he's such a good dude. I love him. I love that guy like a brother.

He's one of the best humans. He's phenomenal people. Yeah. He really is. I loved his one piece of content where they didn't realize... He looks like a nerd. Have you seen how he dresses? You would not know. And then he's like, Oh, y'all just don't know this.

They feel like a big shit. How do you just know it dances and does a lot of shit. But he ran track in college. He's fast to shit. Yeah. Yeah. Athlete like an actual athlete. Just you would not picture that when you see his videos. I haven't, I haven't met him yet I don't think I was on that podcast. That was a long time ago That was a long long time ago. Were you on that? Uh-uh. No, that was the

That was baddies time and that was the most uncomfortable we ever made him because me and him were having a blast racist jokes back and forth Mean him did it that weekend the whole time. It's just like, full send it. Whatever. I'm among the thinking if the person in the room isn't offended, nobody should be offended for them. Thank you. You know, I cannot stand somebody being offended for somebody else.

You tell that to all the college educated middle-aged white women. Fuck them. And I will keep doing so. My favorite thing to do when some guy comes up to me in public, he's like, and he's got his wife with him, they'll always be like, this is the guy, you know the guy, right? And she's like, I said, she's not really my demographic. And I always get the kind of like, people like you get offended over everything, right? And then the look on their face, What does that mean? I said see

They usually love it they laugh, you know, whatever I don't know I've always been of the the mindset that in context matters Mm-hmm. It's like there's a difference. Yes joking around with a buddy Like, you know and you say some shit or whatever that like oh my god, it's offensive It's like but we're laughing about it. Like everybody, it's nothing's mean spirited, right? Versus just a straight up hate crime. Like if you went to somebody who's actually mentally disabled and called them a retard, it's like nobody in this group

would be okay with that. You'd probably catch hands. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Like, right. And anyone who make fun of Raiden, like my kiddo, they would be destroyed for that.

Like, we would all be just gangsta. My whole thing is, you know, poking fun at somebody's okay for something that they can help. When you start poking fun at somebody for something they can't help, that's where it crosses the line for me. You know what I'm saying?

Especially when it's, again, done out of malice. Yes, right. Context matters. Yeah. Context is key. Oh, shit. Oh. Right. Oh.

Oh. Is this a thing? Yeah. Yeah. Damn it. See, this is what I get for not watching shit. I would have been locked in not to look down. I'd have been locked in not to look down.

Yeah. Got it. I got Ethan yesterday from a different state. Oh, yes. He was on live and I was on the plane yesterday and I was like, oh, this is gonna be funny. I get my phone ready and I get a super chat queued up. So I just have to double click the payment on it.

The super chat says boop in all caps. And I close that tab, go over to my text messages cause I've seen him check his phone on live twice. So I know he's got his phone on him. I text him, bro, you got shit all over your shirt right now. And he checks his phone. He's like, oh, I got shit on my shirt. And he looks down at the camera and I sent the super chat.

Right when he looked down, his chat went crazy. That's fucking funny. Son of a bitch. With your old content, one thing I did see with your name, how much do you get with the dude that has the same name as you that got arrested? There's a whole bit online. It's like, that's not him.

He got arrested. Somebody else like last year that got arrested for you. But if you Google your name, it's all that shit started popping up and then everyone's like, no, that's not him. What the? I didn't know about this. No, this no really holy shit there's a whole thing on like reddit and shit about this did you get arrested no not that i'm aware of but what did he get arrested for i That's a lot of kids! That's a lot of kids!

That's a lot of kids! That's a lot of kids! That's a lot of kids! That's a lot of kids! That's a lot of kids! Was it a subway robbery? Yeah! Justin Nunley, 36, arrested after attempting to rob a subway employee Tuesday morning.

Yeah! Where? According to the Dyersburg police department. I don't know where Dyersburg is trying to get the $5 discount on that foot. Do your name. So that was, was popping up on Reddit. It was clear did not like you. I was like, Oh, they just hate this guy. And then people were defending you. Like, where are you from? Tennessee? No, not from North Alabama. I don't even look at, I don't even look at Reddit. It's a bunch. It's a bunch of Anonymous people talking shit about you who cares what they think

That's the way to look at most of the time is people that have no clue who you are in real life, you know the amount of like Parasocial comments I've seen about well, obviously like he thinks this this this and I'm like I'm learning shit about me I didn't even know. Yeah, that's an interesting people people to jump to so many conclusions It is wild to me and I'm just you get to the point where you're like, I know who I am I don't I don't need your validation, you know, I don't care less what your opinion is dang I was hoping you knew that story because I know this is me That is how much I don't pay attention

Right robbing a subway. Yeah, I think that's why I don't get a whole lot of trolls is because I just don't pay them no attention. I'm just like, meh. If you don't interact with it, it's the best. No, I had no clue, so there was a dude that got arrested. That's funny. Subway arrest? Robbing it? Well, good luck getting off, buddy. That's a wrong robbery for a subway. Your contest must be struggling.

You robbed a fucking subway for a subway. First of all, I said double turkey. Contest must be struggling Subway first Double turkey, all right, that's what though. That's my question It was it was a subway like sandwich shop or was it like a rail system? No, it was a sandwich shop They do you got the day they have exactly seven dollars in the cash register? It was armed robbery, so at least he's not gonna show up at your motorcycle rally armed robbery so at least he's not gonna show up at your motorcycle rally. God damn it Nick. That's a good joke. That's a great joke cuz of the missing parts ride for amputees.

In case you're slow to catch up, that's a great joke. What was the days for the the motorcycle ride again? June 28th. June 28th. Yeah. That polygamy. Yeah, polygamy. It's in.

Monogamy. It's in Florida. Yeah, Fort Walton Beach or we have Emerald Coast Harley Davidson and the VIP parties the night before should be the 27th. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it'd be a fun one to go to I'm down. I'm down gang dies episode by another bike By my first bike Hell, yeah, brother. Okay okay I'm taking a sand rail do it I'm gonna be like the Mad Max character that's in the car do you think you would and do you think you would have time to get a sand rail and put a hellcat in it

before the sand I don't know I do know I was thinking of a sandworm oh What's like oh the Mad Max movie with um Anna Taylor joy where Thor is riding around the the two motorcycles, but he has him on like on a chariot motorcycle chariot I do that. Oh God damn it Nick is fat for Obviously What are your favorite sports with it? You like doing car race cars top fuel fuel dragster, and I asked him motors color next. Yeah, we are. I'm a sports guy about him. I mean, I'm a sports guy. But

you're huge into sports. You have like a you have autographed jerseys and shit, right jerseys. Yeah, I've loved memorabilia. So that's why it's like I know we got boxing, MMA, MMA, none of us really want. Let me ask you this. If you had to go on the spike TV show pros versus Joe's and you had got to pick this sport, they all compete against the baseball baseball. They call it the best answer. Baseball.

I can, I can hit, I can hit and I can feel I've got a really good glove. Huh? Hands down. What's your favorite Jersey that you got? Uh, Tony Gwynn. Yeah. Well, I mean, he's dead. He's not signed any your favorite jersey that you got? Tony Gwynne. Yeah. Well, I mean, he's dead.

He's not signed any more of them, you know, and he was one of the greatest hitters of all time. Right. I mean, if you look at his, his career stats is ridiculous against some of the best pitchers in the world. So in the history of baseball, see Tony Gwynne. That's right. I don't even know what team he played on.

What team did he played on. What team did he play on? The Padres. Mr. Padre. Yeah, see? Yeah. I don't know. Tony's like, I don't know any of the sports.

Just trying to draw information out of our guests. I don't know either. I was, you have a fuck ton. How many jerseys do you have? I don't have as many jerseys as I have baseballs and helmets. I love football helmets. Love the sign football helmets and baseballs, but jerseys I probably only got like five or six maybe. Okay.

Who's your team for football? The Beals. Really? Yeah. Interesting. You get along with Rich. Well, I didn't. I never had a NFL team growing up, right?

Because I lived in Alabama. Me growing up, the Oilers were still in Houston, so the Titans wasn't in Nashville. So the closest teams we had was Atlanta Falcons and then the Saints. And so I never really had a team growing up. I loved watching football, but where I grew up is more college than anything, right? And now that my youngest son is like really into football, he fell in love with the Bills and Josh Allen and everything. So I was kind of right there with him. I was like, let's do it, man.

Then I fell in love with the Bills mafia. I love it. Oh, God. You gotta believe Rich. Bills mafia is crazy. Our Buffalo show. We're throwing each other through tables. Yes.

Me, I took Blake up, not this past year, but the year before we went to Buffalo for the Chiefs Bills playoff game. Bills lost, but it was snowing. They seemed to do that. Perfect. It was perfect. It was such an awesome atmosphere.

If you go again, we'll connect you with Rich because you'll be ride the Murph because he has that fire truck that is for the bills games and they serve alcohol out of the morale response vehicle. Okay. So they yeah. So he bought an old decommissioned fire truck and he just just loaded it with kegs and stereo system and it's so cool and he drives it and he tailgates at all the bills games. He does a bunch of charity events and stuff like that too with it.

Like it's just kind of like his go-to, like a community thing. And the wings, best wings I've ever ate in my life was there, but it wasn't from a store there. It was Josh Allen's favorite wings when he was in college was from a place, you know, he went to Laramie, he went to Wyoming, right? And it was a place called double dubs best wings I've ever had in my life they're delicious if you ever get a chance to eat double dugs wings double dub I've never going yeah you need to just go to

a bill's game with rich he goes shirtless it's so funny because like it's every time he goes in in the group chat he's like I don't fucking bills game took my shirt off he does it for the whole fourth quarter an hour later bills fucking lost again in shit wreck, too Oh, yeah, no, he's in a very pissy mood about it Well, and I thought it was really cool You know up there we were up there and it was like snow and the whole week before and there's snow on the ground Everything and they was paying fans to come and clear the stadium out of snow so they could have the game there on Sunday. Yeah.

They pay fans to do that? Yeah. I mean, that's a lot of snow. That'd be a lot of employees to have. It was fun. That Buffalo show was so fun. Did that whole, the stomping thing, they do a, we across the entire United States, we did not experience that a single time in hell Buffalo. and the Buffalo venue was a historic church as well.

So it was you could feel it. Yeah. 1100 people just slamming their way. Really? We were worried we were going to literally bring the house down. That was a wild experience. Also, they all showed the fuck up. That was a blast.

That was that. And where's the other Boston Boston? Boston that was all of laughter because it's three stories of people in front of you. It's got two balconies So they're like it's like an IMAX theater, but you're the screen Crazy, it's a really way of putting it. Yeah I mean when they laughed it hit you from everywhere like if you hit a joke good and they laughed like you could it Like you're talking about with the the race cars taking off the line, you can feel it in your chest. It was that the whole time.

And there's nothing better than landing a good joke in front of people. It's like the best ever. Cody, like we get up there, we're all sitting down. Crowds going, well, it's like, Cody, look, there's a third floor. Oh, I didn't see that. It starts laughing. Dude, I don't do good in front of an audience. Really?

Yeah. Dude, I'll do YouTube all day long and you know, millions of views and all that shit. Oh, you've got a YouTube channel? Yeah, yeah. I'm joking, I'm sorry. It's a little... But dude, being...

I wouldn't know that, but I was like, look, it's true. Yeah, being in front of people, dude, when Eli was like, look, there's another set up there, I was like, oh fuck, man. He was like, yeah, being in front of people, dude. And Eli was like, look, there's another set up there. I was like, oh, fuck. He's like, you had already mentally prepared for these first two levels. Yeah. Yeah. Was it ready for that third one?

Justin just thought you were you were diversity hire. It's like, all right, to appeal to a military audience, we need at least another white guy. What? What show was it where you like? I think I think was me. I went out first. I was like, OK, guys, every time Cody goes to talk, just start cheering. No, that was San Antonio. And I did it. And I just, I forget why I did that to you. I don't know why you did that. I stopped talking. I was like, we were sitting there. You said something again. I was like, okay, everyone just cheer when he says anything. So Cody was like, ha.

I think that was the first ever live show. Yeah, that was the very first show. When Rich showed his ass immediately. The one I was most nervous about, Eli. Yeah, it's like, wow, Cody's kind of nervous. Let's bully him. I will say for a first live show, that one was rough because it was the only live show we've ever done

where we had to walk through the crowd to get to the stage. Yeah Well that and rich showed his whole That that defused everything I was like well He was wearing a kilt with no underwear walked up stood on a chair immediately and lifted it up and showed his whole ass to the audience That's that set the town. That was the opener. Well, I mean, you're not supposed to wear underwear with a kill. This is a player being traditional, you know.

Lord have mercy. I had a whole bingo card for that night and Richard Goetze was not on it. Have you done any live performances yet? I've done a couple. Yeah. How are they? Good. Good. I haven't bombed yet. I mean, this is going gonna happen. I can't wait because I love awkward situations. I thrive in awkward. I love it. I think how so? I don't know. I just, I, that's my worst nightmare. I've never found an awkward situation that I didn't have fun in. Yeah. It's just

like, it's kind of like how most people look back on it. They're like, all right, well, that's kind of funny. You just find it funny in the yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's that's my favorite part about airports I don't just making people awkward yesterday going through the airport. Hey, are you Donna? It's like nah, I'm Brandon Herrera What are you talking about? And then you would walk up and they're like But I don't know what we're talking to. Like us being the last people to board the plane, you dick. We're the last people to board this fucking plane. That's the worst. On Southwest, so it's pick your own seats.

So the only thing left open is middle seats, right? I'm fat, I'm hairy, I'm always wearing tank tops. I'm going to rub my Brillo pad triceps on you. I'd be pissed if you came to sit beside me on the airplane, I'm not going to lie. I'm walking in the front, Cody's behind me, and I am like scanning, and it's like, group of dudes my size, group of dudes my size,

elderly couple, two middle-aged women that are like 120 pounds a piece. I'm like, they sorry. Can I sit in between you guys, and Cody, at Mac's fucking boy, ha, you guys sit Cody at max fucking boy? Because nobody knows we know each other No, my favorite awkward thing to do is when I get in a elevator that is completely full I turn to everybody and I say Hey, do y'all know my lord and saviors Jesus Christ

And the look of panic on people's faces Yeah, bro people don't know how to take that they're like this going down right here You think snakes on a plane is bad wait you have Mormons on an elevator Mormons on an elevator? Yeah. Mormons anywhere is just bad, you know? Is that the ones that go door to door? No, they're the ones that go door to door. The Latter-day Saints, yeah. Jehovah's Witness, I think.

Oh, is it? That was who I was talking about. I guess the Mormons are still around. I think Mormons do that too. Oh, well, yeah, Mormons are the ones that they do the full. Latter-day Saints, the white button-up shirt and the bicycles. Oh, yeah, they're the ones that the founder of their religion actually had a driver's license No, the Mormons yes, no in the 18 no no Mormonism is John Smith. That's 18. Okay

You're thinking of Scientology. I think oh, yeah. Yeah, John Smith was the one who porked Pocah, sorry. Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Wrong way of fucking Native Americans, my bad. Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm glad you slammed that layup. Ha ha ha! Brandon gives me the best offense. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr That's not such a bad joke. Just about audience, you know? Oh, Jesus Christ. I need to finish that series. What? Primeval?

Yeah. So good. If you haven't watched Primeval. I don't watch any TV. Oh, so what do you do? Thank you. Work. Work. Literally seven pieces of video a day. So you don't you don't have any sort of like release like any Content you consume like whether it's TV movies internet not a whole lot. No shit. Mm-hmm

No, I don't like I was telling you when we sitting there it or was it you? Y'all look alike, you know whole lot of people look alike no, they I just I don't know how to relax anymore No, they I just I don't know how to relax anymore I'm just always just go until I some some nights I'll fall asleep with the you know I'll wake up and the phones on my chest cuz I was working, you know, it's just I don't know Yeah, probably not a healthy thing. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, you're fine I've ever I have a hard time enjoying video games

Like I grew up playing video games and like every time I sit down to play now, I'm like, I'm not working at this moment. I need to go work. So I can only- That's how we know we're getting old. Yeah, I can only do like 10 minutes or something. Then I'll set the controller down and like start working again.

Not, I barely watch TV either. I'm dead serious. I really did sit down to watch Togo before I made that Togo video the other week. I really wanna watch that. I was actually before I made that togo video the other week. I really was actually pissed Oh, it's so mad. It's such a fucking Nick thing to be upset about it's ridiculous That sled dog they made of they made a movie about a sled dog, you know Balto Yes, okay that movie is all bullshit Balto was one of like 20 sled dog teams

And he did like the last 50 miles of like 700 miles. Well, there was one sled dog that did 40% of the entire thing across the most dangerous part. He could have done the whole thing. No, they almost Howard. Yeah. So Disney made a movie about it and it was super, super good. It was like pretty historically accurate had Willem Dafoe. Did they break his legs? No, like they did in homeward bound with the cat no no dude don't bring up home. Yeah, don't bring up home We're bound you that's messed up. Why do they? Think we're the only ones who remember they broke all the broke all the cats legs and everything the whole time Sorry, we're not a squirrels dog. Yeah

Why no that I didn't know they broke the cat dog. Look it up. Yeah, intentionally they broke the dead They killed so many cats during the making of that that look at all be out I don't think I'm told this yet. We might allegedly I'm not trying to get so much the first PTSD I ever had I am homeward best. Yeah, I guess rumors from the internet I wasn't there so I don't know if they did it but I've heard that's what happened I know they threw him in the river and that's the scene like okay go next one It's like the old school movies were like if a fucking horse was going off a cliff, it's just because they sent a horse off a goddamn cliff with a dummy on the back.

Yep. Yeah. Back in the day, the old cowboy movies. Yeah. And they just chuck him off. They did the same thing with. It was awful. What the fuck?

You have to bleep out that word. I found that out the hard way. I took a note to the editor. That's. I found that out the hard way. I took note to the editor. That's gonna make that sound so much worse! I promise the words not actually that bad. It wasn't that word. He didn't say that word. What a creature! Lord have mercy! He didn't say that word It's funny I promise you whatever you're thinking it's not that I

Got hot and tingly on that one. He said it. He said it. I didn't. He did. He's gonna say it. He's gonna say it. The hard M. The hard M, yeah. He hit the hard M. Welcome to it. I unsubscribed. Disney just deleted the movie. It doesn't exist anymore and I'm upset about it. They just got rid of it. Which one? That toka movie I was telling you about, about the sled dog. That was like the good one? Yeah, it was good. It was a good movie. Why did they get rid of it? Apparently, with digital media, if you decide it's not like making enough money or whatever, you can just agree to never sell it or stream it again, basically

delete it from existence and then claim it as a tax write-off. So Disney did that with like 20 movies where they just like, these don't exist anymore and they got a $1.5 billion tax write-off, which seems like bullshit to me. I think they did that with Slingblade too. Like not for the tax write-off reason, at least not that I know of, but like I think they got rid of Slingblade. I don't think there's any way to watch. Yeah, that is a phenomenal movie. I don't think there's any way to watch it now. Like is a phenomenal movie I don't think there's any way to watch it now No streaming platform has it like you have to buy a physical copy Well, that's the other kicker with it too is people are bringing up that when they do that

It's over the actors because a lot of the actors when they sign a deal or agree to do a movie they get residual royalties Yeah well now there's no residuals or whatever for all these actors and that's like part of their pay like you shouldn't be allowed to just Be like I'm deleting it from existence and that's like part of their pay like you shouldn't be allowed to just be Like I'm deleting it from existence and now I don't have to pay you like It's crazy. So now they gotta have like a stipulation in their contract where it's like hey if you decide to do I should get Some of that tax write-off. Yeah. Yeah, you can delete it, but give me, you know, 10% of that tax write-off

That'd be a shit ton of money 1.5 billion dollar tax. Right? Yeah, that's insanity. Yeah money. $1.5 billion tax fraud? Yeah, that's insanity. Yeah. Didn't the governor of Florida, he started making Disney. Yeah, started making Disney pay taxes. Well, because well, what people don't know about- He just banned fluoride in the water this week. Yeah, he turned the front ski. Yeah. Yeah. That's what Alex Jones says. What people don't know about Disney though, is the way that

like Disney World is treated in Florida as they are like their own Incorporated community. Mm-hmm. Like they have their like the villages police their own fire department. They have their own power grid They have everything like they are a completely like independent nation operating within Florida That's wild which is crazy. And that's what DeSantis was starting to fuck with a little bit He's like hey, you want to be an asshole? I can be an asshole back. Why are you treated special? They do their own role. They do their own roads like they do.

They take a toll on to be fair. That's not like unique to Disney. There's a lot of big companies and to do that. Like when you're an electrician working in these factories, like you go work in a big factory, it's like you don't have to run shit by the inspectors or anything like inspector. I would share anything. Yeah. Well, OSHA is different. factory it's like you don't have to run shit by the inspectors or anything like inspectors or anything.

Yeah, well OSHA is different but like as far as like the city electrical inspectors on like how it needs to be done. They don't have to say like, hypothetically, I'm just going to pull a random factory like say you go to work at a John Deere plant. I don't know if this is true for that particular company just as an allegedly like the John Deere engineers determine the standard operating procedures and like how electrical work and shit gets done. It's not it can it can be not up to code for that city or that state. It's all about what that company wants in

their plant. I think for Disney though, it's just the size. Like just the raw area. Oh yeah, that they operate in. Did you know that Mahindra is the the most sold tractor in the world like of all time I've never even fucking heard of the Mahindra. Yep. Now you do now you do. I don't even know what that is It's a tractor Well, Cody on that note you want to close this out He's gonna have to watch his damn mouth out. Yeah Yeah, I was talking about you Herrera. Oh

Sounded racist It's my southern egg, I feel like I'm a pad audience Oh It's my southern eggs like I'm a pet audience It's pretty good guys, thank you for joining the unsubscribe podcast I was joined today by Eli double tap fed electrician Justin danger none Lee Brandon Herrera myself dawn an operator Join the after show on patreon. We love you. Justin. Where do we find you at? on the internet Herrera sounds fine when he says it. You don't love my name

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