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The comic relief of one of the catastrophes of mankind.
Oh, Mr. Japanese man, yeah, we got giant f***in' bombs.
About the size of a real big gator.
Explain to me why Europe is not Asia.
Because they're fucking white, Nick.
You didn't hit her, didn't you?
Not hard.
Okay.
I've never heard that for cuck Asians.
Did you just say cuck Asians?
Say, me lie.
He's racially ambiguous.
Brandon.
His hair is fabulous.
I don't know a dog joke disposition there's a fat electrician welcome to unsubscribe
welcome to unsub's new investment channel we're investing we're investing
big time investment honestly I'm scared because the grand prize for mine is a private
island escape mine too in St. John's
please hold technical difficulties fire fin
Eli camera camera autism happening right now fire him
fire him watch it get rid of them we're keeping this intro
out, right?
We like that.
That was fantastic.
Yeah.
I'm scratching this.
You're scratching it?
I'm scratching it.
All right.
How do I win?
Do you start with the winning numbers or do you go to the bottom numbers?
Are we playing?
Winning first?
Yeah, no, we've been in this podcast for two minutes already, Eli.
Catch up.
I'm, we're investing, right?
I don't think I.
I have a first battalion, 1001st field artillery.
And I found out that the patron saint of artillery men is St.
Barbara.
You said 101 first?
That's who I deployed with.
I got, dude.
I got, I got pineapple and elephant.
naturally that means,
fan what's that mean?
This is riveting.
Did you watch?
This is great radio.
Watch Papa Meat.
Oh, about the mobile
mobile game gambling.
No, this.
Scratch off.
Oh,
Scratch off?
No, I haven't seen that.
He just did an episode
about scratchoffs.
And I haven't played scratchoffs
and God knows how long
and then yesterday
for the first time and forever,
I played scratch off.
Followed by today.
The only people that I know
who play scratchoffs
are the people who stand in front of me
in line in gas stations.
Yep.
no when you have something important to do and they're just standing there being pieces of
shit i'll take number two those are the ones for 16 like it's actually go back to the
decision making process is real and they're scratching them off like in real time like while
they're standing there i fucking hate it stop okay let's see if i lost i mean if i won my dad
always said there was a tax on people who are bad at math 30 32 it's got to take
the rest of pocket, I see if I won. I know. I don't even know what I'm looking at right now.
What's when it's the circle? Well, when the numbers match the numbers at the top,
it's a good thing. What do the numbers mean? The numbers, basically.
What is the pineapple mean? I want a hundred, I want a hundred and twenty dollars. Are you
shooting me? Yeah.
Yeah. Nice. Fuck yeah. We're investing. You made your money.
Of course it was
Stalks.
Of fucking course
I don't know how I get by
I needed this win.
That's awesome
Call Hannah and divorce her.
I bought exactly
$120 worth of scratch off
so that's fucking worth of me.
There we go.
Oh, I won nothing.
I also won
nothing.
Hopefully that's not foreshadowing.
You know what I want?
Well,
a core memory.
No, no, no, no. It's the friends we made along the way.
Exactly.
Fuck you. It's $120 I made along the way.
Nick, there's another one. You're the lucky guy.
I swear to God, if you win this line.
I lied. I won $140.
See?
God damn, Nick.
I can't help it.
Somebody's got to stop this man.
He's on a roll. Get him another one.
Yeah, there you go. If you win on that one, I will shit my pants live.
You win eight?
It says you will die November 8th of 2029.
I don't know what that means.
We just do this the rest of time.
Let's aspire.
He's so efficient.
This has become a gambling podcast.
Next we're going to play.
You're really good at that.
Did you win again?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Riveting.
Careful, SpongeBob.
Careful.
Careful.
I don't think this one won anything.
I'm disappointed in you.
That's the club.
So gamble.
You touched it.
Skill problem.
Everything you touch turns to shit.
I'm not the government.
Yet.
Yet.
Yet.
Oh, that's true.
This piece of shit.
Damn it.
Yeah, no, the, at time of recording, I don't know when this is going to come out.
The election is tomorrow.
So we've been, uh, I think my last campaign event is this afternoon.
Brandon, why is unsub getting sanctions stacked against?
I was the one who proposed them.
This hurts us.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Ready?
Everyone got a thing to pop on the count of three.
Ready?
One, two, three.
Hi everyone, welcome to the unsubscribe podcast.
God, it's been a minute.
I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap.
Fat Electrician.
Hello.
Zachary Fowse.
Brandon Herrera, myself Donut Operator.
Thank you so much for being here.
It has been a while because we batch filmed a ton of podcasts.
I think the last time we filmed anything was it was shot show, but you weren't even there for those.
Yeah.
It was just before.
That's been a while.
But hey, look, we got everyone here.
Super excited for today.
Yeah, it's been a while since I've been here.
Yeah, dude.
It's too long.
It's one of those deleted episodes that we just never aired.
Yeah, too much Epstein talk.
Why is there a counter on your face?
Why?
Don't worry about it.
Where is it on my face?
There is that.
All in the church.
Go to the bad.
Is it from the scratch?
Oh, okay.
I was from the scratch.
I got lottery.
I have lottery on my face.
I was like, I swear I missed that earlier.
My D-Center and I need to go to the bathroom.
You get the stuff off my face.
No, you don't look like you just left a strip club here.
One second.
I got you.
I got you, boo.
There you go.
You're good.
It's a public servant right here.
Good.
Man of the people.
Oh, Nick, what's been going on with you, buddy?
I'm just hanging out in Iowa making, you know, World War II videos.
What was your most recent one?
Thank you.
Marcus McDilda, that dude that, like, trolled Japan into maybe surrendering early.
Was that the one you just put out today?
That put it out like two days ago.
Okay.
I haven't seen it yet.
I usually try to keep up with your stuff because I find it very entertaining.
It's performing horrifically 10 out of 10.
Oh, really?
Oh, crushing it.
I'm sorry I didn't watch it sooner.
That's the dude that lied.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Such a dope guy.
I thought it was going to be about like one of the guys in the Anola Gay from the thumbnail.
Hiroshima got bombed on the sixth.
On the eighth, I believe it was the eighth, this pilot by the name of Marcus McDilda got shot down over Osaka in a P-51.
And Japan captured him and they interrogated him because they had just got bombed at Hiroshima.
And at this point, they didn't even know that it was a nuclear bomb.
They had like their nuclear intelligence or nuclear people like doing testing, trying to figure out if America figured out the atomic bomb.
So they're interrogating this guy.
And part of the interrogation is like just trying to figure out if he knew that it was a nuke.
So they had more confirmation.
So they're torturing this guy for like hours.
And he's telling him like everything he knows.
He's telling him lies.
And then once they like get through.
Initially, it was like, tell me about the P51.
How many P51s are at EOGMO where you're stationed, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Then they start asking about the nuclear bomb.
And he's like, I don't know, I don't know shit, bro.
Like, I don't know anything.
I don't even know enough to lie.
Like, I know nothing.
And they keep torturing him.
And then eventually the general comes in with a katana and basically tells him, like,
you're going to tell me everything about the atomic bomber.
I'm going to cut your fucking head off.
And he's like, oh, that atomic bomb.
And he's like, he was, he's like, has his like slumdog millionaire moment,
just pulling anything he can.
He remembers that there was a guy with a PhD in chemistry that he was stationed with.
Everybody nicknamed him the brain.
And he was like telling them what an atomic bomb might look like.
So he just like kind of remembered some of that conversation.
Did he survive?
And filled in the blanks.
We'll get there.
Filled in the blanks with like some shit from high school chemistry.
I have the quote in the video.
But the quote is along the lines of like, as I'm sure you know, when a nuclear explosion happens,
there's a lot of pluses and minuses that get released because apparently he could
remember the word proton and electron.
So he like has this long quote about like how an atomic bomb works.
And he's from Florida.
So he's got like a southern drawl.
And the Japanese, it's not their first language.
So there's like a language barrier and nobody knows what the fuck they're talking about.
So he like convinces these Japanese MPs that he knows something.
They label him as a very important person and ship him to Tokyo to get interviewed.
Bad place to be strategically when we're dropping nukes.
The crazy part is after they're like, after they're like, after they're.
determined he knew something about it. They're like, how many nukes does America have? He's like a
fuck, a ton, I guess. And then they're like, where are they attacking next? And he's like,
he just picks the two scariest places you could think of, the two most important cities, which were
Tokyo and Kaido. And he's like, Tokyo is going to get bombed in a couple of days. So they ship him to
Tokyo, because that's where the emperor and the Supreme War Council is. While he's in transit to
Tokyo, the Supreme War Council of Japan is in a meeting. They've been in the meeting since
Hiroshima was bombed. They've gotten confirmation that it wasn't
fact a nuclear bomb and they're still not wanting to surrender because Japan also had a nuclear
program and they knew that it was very difficult to enrich uranium. So even though America had a
nuke, they probably didn't have two and they definitely didn't have a lot. So there's no point
surrendering because they've already weathered the storm. While the intel from the interrogation
gets in and they're like, we just captured a P51 pilot that says they have a bunch of nukes
and they're a nuke in Tokyo next. Like this gets read off in the Supreme War Council chamber as
like legitimate intel.
And then Admiral Toyota is like the hardliner that's like, no, Japan can never surrender.
Yes.
The giggles from the ground.
You might know him from the forerunner.
No.
We celebrate his birthday every year.
It's called Toyotathon.
Maybe we heard of it.
You're a lord.
Admiral Toyota is like they don't have more nukes.
We're surrendering that P-51 pilots fucking lying.
And like, fucking like 20 minutes later, more Intel comes in that we just dropped another bomb on Nagasaki.
So now everybody's in the war council meeting like, what the fuck were you saying, Toyota?
So basically like Japan ends up surrendering and there's like an argument to be made that like him bullshitting to save himself from getting his head cut off was like maybe the straw that broke the camel's back to convince Japan to surrender because he lied and said we had way more nukes than we had.
I also find it supremely funny as just like a random, you know, Mustang pilot.
it. He has no idea. Like, just imagine
like being a normal boots on the ground
soldier for the United States right now.
And like you get captured by, you know, whoever it is.
Like, let's say it's the Russians. They're just like,
still a civilly thing you'll know about
the death star. You're like,
the fucking what? You want to hear some funny shit.
Start to pull some stuff from Star Wars.
Yeah, he's like, we have, we have
that? Cool. I didn't
fucking know. In the interrogation,
they're like, how many fucks a child?
Well, she is in
politics. I just thought about that. She's a senator
fucking a child. Bring her to the island.
You'd never, you never think it. In the
interrogation, they're asking him
just everything they can about it. They're like, how big is
the bomb? And he's like,
it's like 36 feet long and
24 feet wide.
And they're like, okay, that makes sense.
Like, that's fucking the length of a school
bus and like three school buses
wide. Like there's like a plane. There's no plane
today that could carry a fucking bomb that big.
But all of them are like, hmm, yes.
Americans in their measurement.
I don't know how big a foot is, but fucking whatever.
It's how my child draws a bomb.
Got to be close.
So then Japan decides they're going to surrender.
He makes it to Tokyo and he gets interrogated slash interviewed by a civilian that was in charge of Japan's nuclear program.
Some dude that went to college in America and speaks fluent English.
And he comes in and is like, all right, tell me everything you know about the nuke.
He starts repeating the same lie about pluses and minuses.
He gets like 30 seconds.
This dude's like, you don't know anything about this, do you?
He's like, now.
They said they were going to cut my head off.
And he's like, yeah, that makes sense.
And then like, he fucking, he ends up, he's captured for 29 days before the war's over.
He ends up getting released, goes back home to Florida, lives a happy life for the rest of forever.
Yeah.
You said he had the Florida accent going on to.
So he's like, yeah, man, they pluses and minuses and shit.
Yeah, they're going to drop them all over the fucking place.
about the size of a real big gator
God, you're looking up the actual quote.
I can't imagine the idea of this random dude
is going to know top secret information.
Bro, fuck it.
Why not?
I just shot a 10 footer last week.
It's about twice that size.
Quote.
I feel like it's him.
He does know.
That's him talking to the game warden about the fish that are too big in his
fucking boat.
Oh, Mr. Japanese man.
Yeah, I got.
giant fucking bombs.
There's a lot of pluses and minuses in there.
Quote, as you know, when atoms
are split, there's a lot of
pluses and minuses released.
Well, we've taken those and put them in a huge
container separated from each other with a
lead shield. When the boxes
dropped out of a plane, we melt the lead
shield and the pluses and minuses come
together. When that happens, it creates
a tremendous bolt of lightning and all
the atmosphere over the city pushes back.
And when the atmosphere rolls back,
it creates a tremendous thunder clap that
knocks down everything beneath it.
He's not wrong, though.
What I'm like describing nuclear vision.
It's like if I had to explain to like my
toddler, like, all right, this is how
this works.
I mean, he's not right.
But like,
Latin's going to come down.
And then
the atmosphere will collapse and go out, real loud.
Now, God really likes the pluses and minuses.
So he really doesn't like we're playing with it.
So he demolishes everything around it.
It's like, that's, well,
Like an adventure
The bliss is a minus.
It will come down.
Guess who still he?
He will die from the plus and minuses.
But if you think he's an idiot, especially if you heard that accent really thick.
And then he's trying to explain it.
I'd be like, he's trying his best.
Yeah.
My brain would go to that.
Like, well, he's right on the pluses and minuses.
Don't know where the lightning bolt came from.
Yeah, that's what part we're losing.
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You have the comic relief of one of the catastrophes of mankind.
Depends on if you're American.
Well, yeah.
With the clip where I was the movie that just came out.
Oppenheimer?
Oppenheimer's talking to.
The president and he's like, hey, you're a pussy.
Did that actually happen?
Yes.
Have you read the real quote about Truman and Oppenheimer?
No.
Do you know this?
No.
All these whiny scientists.
Yeah.
You think anyone recognizes your name to build that bomb?
They're going to recognize, remember me, not you, or the United States.
It's like, oh, yeah, well, like you were building the Meltter 9,000.
What the fuck did you think we were going to do with it?
There's the entire fucking point.
Well, even Einstein said, hey, you need to make one before the Germans.
When you have top scientists be like, hey, you know, figure this shit out.
I just caught that.
Did you just say the, Milter, 9,000?
Yeah, I mean, there was the entire point of the fucking program.
It's like we weren't using it for science.
Well, we were going to use it on Berlin first to be fair.
What's that?
We were going to use it on Berlin first to be fair.
Yeah, all right.
Where is it?
He calls him like a-
The Crout cooker, I don't know what you hit.
He calls him a Creighton, doesn't he?
Oh wow.
Zach, also, we can cut anything so we can just bullshit.
Oh, dog, I'm here for it.
Okay.
I'm not protecting any brand.
Let's go for it.
I don't care.
I was actually, I was going to say how you're going to talk with the government stuff
and watching Brian.
I want to see your general reaction from some of the stuff you will discuss with how your views on politics are.
Because I'm totally fresh.
I have not seen any of your content before coming to this podcast.
So I'm very, very interested to see where this is going to go.
Because we talked it.
We talked at lunch.
I saw, I saw like three shorts and then I invited him and I was like, man, this is either
going to go really good or really bad.
And then you released another short shitting on your own profession.
I was like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I'm going to go great.
The realtors are ass.
Where you're shitting on realtors?
I was like, oh, this is fantastic.
Give your spiel for these guys.
This entire side of the table used to be realtors.
Like how it's like how it started off being 6% of the value of your property and like the expectations and how that's changed.
Well, it came to fruition I think is like 1908 realtors came to America.
That's when the realtor association was created.
The Mayflower landed.
The Mayflower landed.
The US was the first realtor at Plymouth Rock.
He just put up a sign for an open house immediately.
Come out to my new house.
Come on in.
There's cookies at the front.
About 14 billion square feet.
Yelts.
Thank you.
Thank you for being here.
They, uh, yeah, dude.
It's just walking through.
The remax revolution, yes.
Remax revolution, right.
Well, I mean, we're glorified kitchen tour experts.
You know, we walk in, you're like, this is the bathroom.
This is the kitchen.
Oh, here's my $10,000 check.
That sure shit is a microwave.
Yeah.
And a lot of realtors don't bring any value whatsoever.
And they get $12,000 out of the deal.
And when homes are super expensive and they're looking for ways to cut the cost,
why aren't we cutting some of the middlemen out of the door?
I don't know.
But what are only fans models going to do when they're no longer hot?
They're going to have to go back to bartending.
Their natural habitat behind a bar making mojitos.
Every bored hot mom in the world.
Easily.
I want to have a job.
Okay.
I'm retired.
Let me go open this door for a living.
And we say that like all those people who have done real estate before.
Yes.
Like it's literally still my profession.
Yeah.
And 95% of us suck.
Ass.
Honestly, like I am,
that's one thing that I am shocked by,
especially in the age now of,
of,
of Zillow,
of like all these internet.
And especially,
like,
I'm just,
I'm shocked nobody's come forward with,
and I think open,
they're working on open door.
It's,
there's something that's close to it.
But like,
why the fuck don't we have an Uber for,
uh,
for real estate where instead of taking like three percent on both sides.
It's just like,
I have a house.
I want to buy a house.
get a little middleman that takes like a small very small percentage.
Craigslist already tried.
I think Redfin's trying to do that right now.
Yeah.
But the system's been the system for so long.
It's difficult to get out.
And you have so many realtors.
And you know the NAR.
You know this probably.
They're one of the number one lobbyist in the country.
Yep.
And this 6% that went from,
okay,
it's an $80,000 home that I could finance with two blueberry cobblers has now gone to a $480,000
McMansion.
And the job got easier.
Yeah.
Because it used to be, you had to get in the car, like, yo, get the car with me.
We'll go see these properties.
I got to go pick up the keys from every owner.
And then we're going to go to them.
I've never been in this house.
I didn't see it online because Zillow doesn't exist.
And then you're negotiating over facts to get this property under contract again for $80,000.
And they make their little 3% in the middle.
And now you get a listing.
You make a TikTok video.
It sells.
You make $12,000.
I think some of those people could be doing something else for our economy.
I don't know.
I don't know anything.
I think they could.
I'm sure so I don't get fond.
They could for me.
I think like I think that realtors are necessary in some situations where like boots on the ground like exactly like someone fucking in intelligence work like hey, this is where you don't want to live.
This is where you should live.
Like I live in this.
Well, a lot of times that's illegal.
Like a lot of times you're not allowed to give that kind of advice.
Sounds like you're steering.
No shit.
Yeah.
It's somebody made a website to do that actually recently.
I forget what it was called.
It was about quiet.
Peace and something.
I know not of what you speak.
Anyway, back to what you were.
Is it really illegal to say that?
Yeah, it's called steering.
You're not allowed to, like, and that's annoying to me too.
I'm going to report you to the born.
Steering and redlining are like the two main things we can't do.
Did you imagine post cop Cody becoming a realtor?
This is a neighbor.
I've made the least amount of arrest.
That would probably actually get around it.
You could just, that's personal allegory.
It's like, oh, yeah, I arrested like 12 people.
Right, you could say without saying there's crime in the air and be like,
oh yeah, I've been here a few times.
I remember that, yeah.
Yeah, they used to call us out here all the time.
Anyway, that house over there.
All the top.
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe get around with that one.
That was my first job after being a cop.
Oh, I'm going to lose my license.
What will you ever do?
Oh, no.
Pulling up to people and not knowing your steering.
That's actually hilarious.
You didn't know that was not allowed.
Just fucking terrible neighborhood.
What were you doing?
The realtor course.
Doodles.
The same thing we all did.
It was what, like, fucking, for me, it was like 80 hours.
Yeah, 80, our state's 99, high school degree, no felony.
I didn't even need a degree.
Like, I, yeah, no, I did it like when I was, I started taking the course the moment I turned 18.
Right.
And now you're irresponsible for your turn.
transacting the most valuable asset that America will probably ever own.
Correct. You need no fucking, like, people are like, oh, well, I need to go to college and then I'm
going to be a realtor. I'm like, you're going to, you're going to shoot your pants when you learn
this, but, uh, you can just do that. Shoot your pants. Yes. It's great.
Just, just like being a realtor. Legal, not recommended.
So you're going into real, you still do this for a job too. Yeah, going on 10 years.
Yeah, run a team in Delaware.
Yeah.
I like it.
I like the motivation of like, I'm going to harpoon the entire industry,
so I have to get good at content.
Oh,
and listen,
we're valuable.
We do a lot of things where we're like,
I feel that there's still like top 5% top two,
but they bring real.
He's got the burn the boats mentality,
but he's still on the boat.
Absolutely.
Fucking ocean.
I'm going down with the shit, baby.
I'm going down with the ship.
You're the one putting water in the boat.
I have to get on that one in time before this one just sinks.
You're like, man.
The store is getting closer, but it's getting hotter.
Yeah.
I think there's realtors that do a good job.
They're very, very valuable.
I just think they're few and far between.
Very few and far between.
And then how is as a public facing member,
are you supposed to know the difference between the two?
No.
No way.
You go on Zillow, whoever's paying, like any realtor on there's
paying to be in front of you, right?
Yeah, for sure.
So they probably don't have a lot of organic business.
They probably don't have a lot of good word of mouth about them.
So I'm like, let me put some money to this boomer
that has no clue what's going on.
And I'll make 12, 20 grand.
You could have some awkward exchanges with bad realtors.
I've had some very awkward exchanges of the realtor.
Like I just had one where a guy was selling, he's selling us home on a river.
And there's only like six properties on the block right on this river front.
And he goes and tells me, he's like, yeah, the three properties just got built.
They got bought by agents.
I was like, what?
He said, yeah, they got bought by agents.
And so I'm sitting here like, why would a bunch of real estate agents be buying all these properties specifically?
This is so weird.
There's only like six of them.
And I said,
Bad drivers.
Huh?
No, the bad drivers.
Why are we doing ASMR right now?
Yeah, why are we telling us?
I'm sorry.
Are you trying to tell anyone about this?
No, I'll yell about it.
If I watched it, I know how Sunset of the mic was.
You can peek these mother for a while.
Go!
And so I asked my sister, so agents are
buying up all these homes?
He said, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They came from out of country and now they're here.
And I'm like, hold, hold, hold, hold.
Stop.
So these realtors are coming from out of country
to buy properties in this area.
He said, no, no, no, Asians.
I said, oh, God.
Not agents, Asians.
Yeah, Asians.
And that's why he wanted to leave.
And I was like, okay, got it, got it, got it.
So about the bathroom.
It's just always, people say the wildest things in their living rooms with you.
Unpopular opinion, Europeans or Asians.
What?
It's not a separate continent.
I'll die on this hill.
Anyway, does anybody have anything productive?
They'd like to bring Singapore.
No, explain to me why Europe is not Asia.
Which one?
Because they're fucking wide.
No.
I mean, it's all just...
No.
I mean, it's all just...
No.
I mean, it's all just...
Explain it like I'm five by Cody.
I was thinking in terms of like geography and land.
Like there's no mountains or oceans in between.
It's like, nope.
I need...
Oh, God.
In.
how many months I'm going to need like a fucking button, like a click button where like a carpet just drapes down in front of my face so I'm no longer on this fucking podcast momentarily.
I heard of the Caucasus mountains after which Europeans are named, but there is a, there is a divide between Asia and Europe.
Thank you, Connor.
Go on.
No, that's the end of the story.
There's a reason we're called Caucasians, dumbass.
Wait, is that real?
Yes.
I've never heard that for it.
Cucasians?
Yeah, Caucasians.
Cuck.
No way.
Did you just say Cuck Asian?
Yeah, why?
I thought I thought I said Cucca Asians.
I was like, that's a real thing.
Caucasians.
I am.
The Cucasian is sitting in the corner.
The mountain range looks similar to a hotel room chair.
It's the ones where they sit on the top of it with the pipe smoking watching you fuck.
No, no, it's okay.
I just want to watch.
Yeah, undress him.
Oh, dear Lord.
Dude, that one fucking, that one hotel we were at.
What is this podcast?
that one hotel we were at
I think in my license
in New Jersey
that had like the
it wasn't just a cuck chair
it was like a cuck command deck
it was like the fucking
it was like the fucking
captain's chair of the USS
Enterprise
the platform
yeah you had like the CNN
commentators up top
it's like I feel like I'm gonna be
halfway through the deed
and somebody's gonna spin around
in that fucker like
breaking news
you're gonna do something
dick is doing great
you're gonna do something cool
in here.
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Oh, God.
Welcome to the...
Caucasians.
Got it.
Got it.
So what got you now into your...
Explain your content.
So everyone knew...
I have a hard time explaining my content.
Dude, you and Connor will get along.
Great. I do know that.
My guy.
I just kissed the man off.
It's fine.
Man, I'm going to need the enterprise chair later.
It's, uh, honest, the honest to God answer is my content.
I kind of, uh, hit the mic, like an economic journalist kind of deal.
It's kind of where people are categorizing me.
But it really just started because I was selling homes, I was selling lots of homes to my
boys.
I was in the military.
I got kicked out of college.
Like I didn't have like this crazy.
Let's back up.
You got kicked out of college?
Yeah.
Sure.
I said.
What'd you get kicked out of college for?
Uh, I had an answer.
We were doing a read out loud quiz testing and she said, oh, that's wrong.
I said, I actually know that's that's right.
And it turns out it was right.
So I stand.
What was it about?
It was like English like diagramming a sentence.
You know, the stuff we do is adults all the time, diagramming sentences.
Yeah, we love it.
Love that.
I use a patagon theorem every day.
Thank you.
Pye is lost.
And yeah, she called security on me and got walked out by a guy that served in my unit too.
No shit.
He said, Fowles?
I said, Bradley.
What's going on, brother?
Wait, she got you kicked out because you had the right answer?
She got real ticked about it.
I was a bit of an asshole about it.
I probably could have let the class in.
You shouldn't have thrown those books.
No books were thrown.
You didn't hit her, did you?
Not hard.
It's your lord.
No, I didn't know where you can see the bruises.
Yeah, there's no cameras in the classroom.
And the one that that's in the hallway.
And then the two days later, my counselor and I had a talk.
And then the security guard dabs you up.
Like, hey, Fowles, what's going on, brother?
And then the counselor two days later is like, we're going to go ahead and ask you to go to another college.
Like, okay.
And then I didn't go to another college.
How?
And then I got my real estate.
How high did you raise your voice?
No, it was just like a more like, hey, right here.
Right.
Yeah.
Like, hey, I don't think that's correct.
She's like, talk to me after class.
Like, no, you're doing this right now.
I think you're wrong.
And I had the textbook and I pulled up the definition.
She got mad about it.
And it wasn't our first spat.
So she rage quit you.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then I rage quit college.
And now I'm on this podcast.
So I feel like the right direction.
Now you're famous on the internet.
Do you want to give her a shout out?
What's her name?
What's the college?
I actually don't remember.
It was Wilmington University.
English 101.
Brandon, what kind of shirt is that?
I'm glad you asked, Eli.
This is a poncho.
Brandon and I actually wear poncho so much.
We constantly end up wearing the same nice poncho shirt.
Good thing nobody's ever pointed that out before.
Now, if you guys have ever seen one of our live shows or this podcast in general,
you'll see Brandon and I wearing these incredibly comfortable great-looking shirts all the time.
Finn, pull it up with pictures.
They're literally always wearing the same shirt.
I got turned on a poncho like a year ago.
I've been wearing them ever since.
Personally prefer...
I think this is the Westerns because it's got the Pearl Snaps
because it's hot in Texas
and I like something breathable.
Who's the thing I find really cool?
Brandon, do the glasses trick.
So ponchos have this neat little thing in the pocket
where you just take your glasses.
Nope, the other one.
Be more specific.
Let's give the shit about that.
All right.
Watch everyone.
So if you got fat fingers
and you smudge your glasses all the time,
The bottom of the shirt actually acts.
It has like a microfiber so you can clean your glasses.
I make him clean my phones.
He does.
I like the hidden little pocket on the breast.
Wait, what?
Right over here.
Got a little zipper pocket.
I didn't even know about that one.
Is that where you hold Cody's heart?
And his drugs.
Things you might need to know.
Pancho has put a lot of thought and detail into each one of their shirts.
Oh, holy sh- They're soft.
They're really soft.
Yo, what?
That's my one.
thing is fucking fabric sensitivity. I don't wear uncomfortable shirts. This is comfy as
f***. This is where we wear them all the time. So poncho's got a bunch of great styles. The original
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for your first order. That's P-O-N-C-H-O-O-O-O-D-C-O-O-S-U-S-UB. I love how we all have a story of like one of us
fucking up something that led us here.
It's like, actually, it actually
seemed to work out pretty well.
It's like the slum dog millionaire of podcasts.
Yeah.
It's given me,
I never thought about it like that.
It's given me the opposite of PTSD,
to be honest with you.
Because now anything,
anytime anything traumatic happens in my life,
I'm like,
something's awesome's about to happen now.
That's a great mindset.
That's a dope mindset.
Only good things can happen.
I'm being trained for something right now.
Fuck yeah.
Message received.
Which audience, don't go around hitting your college professors.
Don't hit them.
Hard.
Okay.
He did have the sack of oranges he carried around with them just to leave no bruises, but it's okay.
Don't hit your college professors.
We use bars of soap in the military.
There I go.
Beware of the cop carrying oranges.
Which branch did you come from?
So I joined the National Garb and I've gone active in the Army, went overseas, did Afghanistan
back 2013 to 14, and got back, got into Department of Corrections.
and yeah, some realtor said, hey, you know that mustache was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, no, I was a flat face, clean face guy at that point.
But yeah, she's like, you don't have the personality for being a prison guard.
And I was like, maybe.
But I get my paycheck every two weeks.
I got insurance.
Realtors sounds stupid.
And then she signed me up for the course the day before it happened.
I found out she didn't pay for it.
Went the debt to take the course.
And I had no other option but to succeed at it.
I knew my guy that shut down our electricity every month, like clockwork.
And he would come and say, you need a little bit more time.
Like it was a struggle for quite a while, but now we're doing well.
And, and now I'm trying to take down the government.
So we're here.
Sorry.
Don't apologize to me.
I'm doing the same shit.
Hell yeah, dude.
From the inside.
Man on the inside.
It's a great administration to be trying to take a hundred of the government under.
Have you seen the, you know, like the meme calendars they used to do where it was like,
oh, 2024.
This is January's meme.
This is February's me.
Now they're just putting up fucking dictators for every month.
Yeah.
We've banned so far in 2026.
I'm looking forward to the April drop.
I know.
I can't wait to see who that's going to be.
April Fool's Day could be a lot of fun.
You see the clip of the old, like, Super Nintendo modded fighting game
where it was you selected dictators from around the world?
No.
Is that a real thing?
Yes.
And they're dying, laughing, looking at him,
and they're like, oh, this guy looks like, is it Wacker?
Huh?
Hit, hit her, Hitler, hit her, whacker.
Oh, weird.
A man, he has to be a nod.
They click it, and he's like, boom, like, hits the same.
the battle begins. They're laughing
their ass off and they're like, okay, I'm a fucking
Hadoogan and he goes and throw the Hadookin. It's a fucking swastika.
Oh my God. He goes rotating across
the screen. They just turn the game off.
They're like, no, no, we can't play this game.
All right. Choose my fighter. The
Ayatola, well, I can't select him right now for some reason. I don't know why.
It's odd.
We got branded things right around the corner.
Great segue. Thank you, Eli.
All the, what a game saying?
My saving comment.
That was.
By the way, this is a kitchen.
Yes.
Just your where.
I'm an expert, so I just wanted to let you guys know.
What style kitchen?
What style of kitchen?
That is an island with a little bit of an overhang.
Oh, no shit.
Stainless steel appliances.
And we got a little bit of crown molding on the top of the cabinets, which was really nice because it can feel empty in that space.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We sold houses.
God, I want to give you $12,000.
Right here.
good doing business with your brother
here we go
easy a day
no but we have we will go with
you are into
what got you into that
anti-government
my boys I've been able to afford to home
reading
reading honestly
that's what it started
I was surprised
how easy it was to start piecing
this type of stuff together
it wasn't crazy
I'm starting to think these people
don't have our best interest in life
not saying that
the
my boys couldn't afford a house
And I wanted to figure out why.
This was like, what was it?
When did home prices start going crazy?
2020, 2021, like right after COVID.
20, right.
Well, that's when the market got super hot.
Because homes are still cheap, interest rates were really low.
Everyone's buying a house.
Boomers are buying their third one.
Investors in Blackstone are buying their 80th.
And just my boys couldn't afford houses anymore.
So I started looking into it.
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And I remember the first thing that I figured out was I was at a brokers open, which realtors, you know, worst experiences ever.
Just a bunch of realtors trying to network with each other.
It's like a bunch of kids that like never really were good at socially acclimating in high school,
trying to make small talk.
It's tough.
You're describing me, by the way.
so I felt awkward in it.
I don't know.
It's a situation that's impossible to be comfortable in.
Because you're all just trying to make money off each other.
You're all trying to figure out how to connect in a way that you can further your career.
And it just feels disingenuous.
Fake.
Super fake.
But we were talking about interest rates and somebody said, and I can't believe the federal reserve is a private entity.
I said, no, the fuck, it's not.
What are you talking about?
It's got federal right in the name.
And then I slowly found out it's not federal and it doesn't have reserves.
And it's hardly a bank.
And I was like, oh.
And that comes.
kind of started to unweave the ball.
Woodrow Wilson.
That's to be a reason for this.
Yeah, Woodrow Wilson, the Jekyll Island meeting,
Rockefellers and JPMorgan, absolutely.
Got the income tax, got the Federal Reserve,
got a bunch of shit.
That's kind of interesting.
Yeah, and it's crazy that they say
all wars are bankers wars,
and we implemented our Federal Reserve
about six months before the start of World War I.
That is so convenient.
Super convenient.
It's actually the first thing that they funded.
Man, that's...
Good thing, too.
We happened to be there.
We went through the Civil War.
We were like,
We didn't have enough funding this time.
The Rothschild tried to get involved.
Aid got shot over it.
What would we have done?
What would we have done about that European war not involving us had that not happened?
We had to have it.
Oh, man.
Well, I'm glad that we forced Germany into a completely unconditional surrender that
ruined their economy and basically ensured there'd be another World War in 15 years.
Yep.
As good business model.
As said by the leader of the Allied forces, the French general.
Did he say that?
He said that as soon as we signed that treaty, he said the only thing you've done is postpone this war 15 years.
Whoa.
And he nailed it.
You know, timeline's about five years off.
But yeah.
What MacArthur say?
Well, that came later.
Wood MacArthur.
And Patton.
Well, yeah.
And everybody else that knew how to fight.
For being honest.
Man.
So anybody want to drink?
Patton was straight up like, hear me out.
What if we attack the USSR next?
And they kill them.
Patton wanted to just keep going.
I mean, that would have been the smart thing.
He was the one that actually said,
hey, this is going to be a massive problem
to a degree we.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
No, Patton was correct.
Yeah.
Should have just steamrolled them too.
Then I wouldn't have to hear any stupid fucking commies on the internet
telling me Japan surrendered because of the USSR.
Oh, you'd still have that.
I fucking hate these people.
There is no winning.
Right now you have the different,
um,
I sent you that video.
one guy pushed himself into a wall
I'm scared to say which video
oh fuck what was the last one I just sent you
oh it was the old guy that was beating up the guy
the cop that's on the ground
and a guy like goes to beat him up
fucking retards yeah
yeah I love how they just
just changed like
you and weird those distinctly
US politics shit happening there
they're arresting a guy for something
and like the two DHS agents
they come in, they're arresting a guy.
And the old dude comes up and just starts like, he's not hurting them, but he's like
interfering with the arrest.
And he tries to like, yeah, he grabs one of the DHS agents.
And they're gentle with them actually.
Like they could have fucked them up.
Yeah, they just like threw him to the side.
And he hit his face on the ground.
And so the internet's mad because it's like 80 year old man thrown to the ground.
It's like, dude, like you, they're arresting someone.
You can't come up and start.
fucking with their shit.
I might have some body cam footage for you son.
Ooh, I like body cam footage.
I don't know if you've heard this, but I'm...
You're kind of known for it.
So,
I'm a purveyor of body cam footage.
My jiu jitsu gym just moved into the mall
in my town.
And the other jiu jitsu coach
was in there with one other student
and they're redoing the flooring because we're like
still redoing some remodeling in it.
And while they're doing the remodeling,
the mall in our town is like half or more
empty.
So the homeless shelter
in our town kicks everybody else,
kicks them all out during the day.
They wander over there.
So they all wander around in the mall.
Fucking itchies.
And one of them had to get arrested in the mall
right outside of my gym.
And apparently Calvin,
my henchman,
the other jiu jitsu instructor was there
and two cops were struggling
to get this person detained.
And Calvin went in there
and fucking bawled him up
so the cops can handcuff him.
I'm trying to get the body cam footage.
It was a female cops?
I have no idea.
That's incredible.
I want to see it.
I saw that
I think Connor's going to be doing a video soon on
you know the death of the American mall
Yeah because that
That's been like a big thing like the last
I mean even it was kind of
Like my generation really didn't have that
Too much where you know oh let's go to the mall
But we had it a little
Yeah
It was the thing you'd go to you know
Fucking check out the Metallica T-shirts at Hot Topic or something like that
And kind of walk around but in our parents generation
That was that was the place you went
I feel like it's just fuck you dude
my gym. Were you a mall kid?
Cody and me were, yeah, we went to malls.
Rich, you've been to malls having it.
Mine is like, my parents.
I was thinking like, I was thinking in the 80s.
It was at his peak, that's fair.
I say 90s and 90s.
But I still hung out at the mall.
Yeah, because like, that's what I was saying.
Like, I remember like, movie theater was.
Like, yeah.
Like our malls made, like.
My parents went on dates to the mall back in the 80s.
I did that in the 90s too.
Right, maybe.
I'm in Delaware, so maybe that's where we're on the,
Like the mall was the coolest place to fucking go hang out, dude.
I think it's going to come back.
You think it's going to come back?
Yeah, dude.
We have the arcades were in the long.
I think you're wrong.
I went to Mall of America.
I'd firmly disagree.
We get lazy.
Americans are happy being lazy.
No, hear me out.
I went to Mall of America.
This was a whole fucking thing.
And there's that new Kim Kardashian brand that's all trendy called Skims or whatever the
fucking Hannah wanted to go to it.
And I'm like, this was a 100% equal.
commerce brand that got popular. Why the fuck are they opening up stores and malls now?
And I started digging into it and basically like, I think that people are so oversaturated
with buying shit on the internet and having to return it because 80% of the time it's dog shit
and it sucks and it doesn't fit right that I think eventually people are going to get fed up
and like malls and actually going shopping in person is going to make a comeback.
It's going to go the way of vinyl records. Yes, which they're doing with CDs now, by the way.
Really?
They're having, like, record stores
are making a comeback for like CDs and shit.
Do you know what's going to come back now too?
The VHS, CRT TVs where you can put a VHS tape in a CRTV.
I love it.
Like VHSs are starting to come back now too.
I will say.
Just have to huck around.
Arcades are the biggest thing I miss.
Arcades are just.
Those are cool.
Those never really went away, though.
They did in Delaware.
We don't want to have any more.
Really?
Yeah.
Compared to the 80s and 90s,
arcades look way better in video games that you had at home.
Now you can have a better experience on a computer, VR, whatever.
But there's still like a social element and like just like, I don't know.
Like, because they never like arcade bars are like still a huge thing.
I think those are fun, especially the ones with like the old games and shit.
What we grew up on?
Is there a greater power trying to destroy everyone being social together in a mall environment, you think?
I got my boy with that one.
I think people are lazy.
And I think when we take away like,
Go outside.
Oh, the corner just poked out from around the corner.
I just think people are lazy, and if you make it easy, people will take that easy option no matter what.
So you have, oh, malls were cool, oh, we don't have to do that.
Oh, my God, I do get shitty products, but Amazon made it really easy.
I just send it back.
It's tough to be one day shipping.
Yeah, and then back, you can return it just as fast.
So, like, ah, whatever.
At least I don't have to get out.
And even having any sort of internet business, like people compare you to Amazon Prime
It's like you place an order, you know, small business, you know, limited infrastructure.
Like the next day you're like, oh, I'm going to start working on your order.
Why isn't it here already?
Right.
Black Friday.
Look out how it's bigger on now Cyber Monday is completely dwarfed Black Friday, but it's still
people aren't rushing as much as they used to.
That used to be an event.
Yeah.
It should be a holiday.
I remember.
Oh, God.
He's waiting in line on that.
Yeah.
I got, like, flying that bad.
I got shot out at a mall one time at Black Friday.
Dead serious.
It was like a gang shootout
at our local malls
like food court
on the night of Black Friday.
Remember having to be at GameStop
at midnight to get the new Call of Duty
or like any other game?
Oh yeah.
I did that for Halo 3,
Gears of War.
Gears a War was such a game.
World of Warcraft Burning Crusade.
I did it for Skyrim.
Was it like a physical desk?
Like you had to actually wait out for it.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, Burning Crusade.
That was Aubrey, what was that?
2007.
It was beginning.
End of 2006.
Burning Crusade came out because it was around Christmas time.
Right before deployment.
Yeah, it wasn't downloadable.
You had to go out there and fucking grab the disc.
Right before deployment.
Dear Lord.
That was right.
I joined the Navy that year.
I was like, it's back in the day sometime.
I remember that one.
This is a good old days.
Now I kind of,
I miss that a little bit.
I miss it a lot.
Yeah,
because now we just all download it and we wait for like while our Wi-Fi is being
fucking, you know,
stagnant.
I'm sure you a sex
restricted.
Putting together your kids shit
and then downloading apps
and updates for it so it works.
Oh God,
Christmas time.
My kids have Game Boy colors
and that's it.
Amen, dog.
See,
I'm just put that shit.
I'm getting my daughter
into Pokemon.
You gave them Game Boy colors?
Yeah,
that's all they have.
They don't have tablets or anything
and they're not going to.
They have Game Boy colors.
They have Pokemon?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
And that's what my daughter's on to right now.
They're going to play the same consoles
I played at the same times.
Hell yeah.
You guys can play Call of Duty when you're 14.
So one of the things that I do want to get to is Palmer Lucky actually has that mod retro.
Yeah.
The like the Game Boy color that basically just has all the old games.
It's a little computer in there, but it plays just like the old game.
I will say I'm a little annoyed.
He decided to go 100% like replica because it still takes like three or four double A batteries instead of just throwing a rechargeable battery in there.
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That might be cool as I have like a modular thing, like if you can choose between the two.
I think he updated one with a modern battery just so you don't have the...
That would be better.
There were content creators.
I think they invest in a product before they start running it.
It's kind of,
kind of fine to watch.
I would never do that.
No,
God,
no.
Who would?
Yeah.
Not our politicians.
Anyways,
Bunker branding.
What?
And 18 other fucking companies you've invested in.
Don't worry about it.
You never invest in your own.
To me,
he's just smart.
It's just good business.
Not the insider trading thing.
That should be a crime.
But,
no,
I like it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why shouldn't you be able to pad your,
your wallet and why shouldn't you be able to quadruple your investment portfolio in two years like a
Pelosi well my my favorite part is when they pretend that they don't oh we when they just go like we
confronted them about it and which i want to hear more about that right because you were there with
uh who is it Tommy G Tommy G yeah yeah uh we confronted their staffers he made like award plaques
lifetime achievement awards for investing and we presented in like five or six different people
and it was hilarious because each of them went through the same exact process because he let them know
ahead of time we're coming from the Milwaukee lifetime achievement award
board or something like that we'd show up they'd be like oh my god you're here we've been waiting
and they'd all stand up and they see us giving them the award and he's pumping it up and then he'd hand
it off and then they would start reading it and then their face would just change and they'd be like
oh shit we're being duped and Pelosi's people got mad Pelosi's people got mad that's and then had
the audacity to chase us into the hallway and say to do what she doesn't own any stocks oh fuck off
Like, fuck you.
It's all her husband.
Yeah, whatever.
Okay, it's an option.
It's the same shit.
Like, the way that they make it so that they're not legally doing anything wrong is insane.
When we can see it, like, there aren't there trackers now that literally track their trading?
Yeah, no, she just happens to be an investment genius.
Yeah, she's like 40xed Warren Buffett in the past 20 years.
Like, who's that?
I don't even know.
I heard, isn't it Warren Buffet?
I didn't know who that was.
Which is funny, though, because I think if I'm not mistaken from the numbers that I
saw even though Pelosi's doing fucking you know obviously incredible because I'm sure for
for no nefarious reasons she's doing much better than the S&P the only one that beats her
that I saw in like the meme world was Inverse Kramer really yeah so if you do the opposite of
whatever fucking mad money Kramer does um you you you'll you'll actually make more money than
insider trading because he's wrong about fucking everything if he says the sun's gonna come up tomorrow
be fucking afraid that's the bold white guy this is yelling right yeah that's
money. Yeah. What the fuck is, is it the medallion investment or is it Renaissance?
There was a basically like a hedge fund that the dude started and it was like significantly
outperforming the S&P 500 and then he eventually bought back all the stocks from this hedge fund and
now the only people that are allowed to invest in it are the people that work there.
It's like the most successful investment agency of all time.
So it's the way, but it's public and then made it public but price.
Yeah. Sounds like a club.
Good club. Good club to be in.
It's a big club and we're not invited.
Speaking of which, while we have a moment, we have Mr.
Richard High.
Our boys here.
We're going to have a, we'll have a good time.
Most successful investment fund in history is the medallion fund.
Only employees are allowed to invest.
66% annual gross returns.
Jesus.
How many of them were on Little Sings?
change. No, I should.
I shouldn't go there.
No, we'll keep it in there.
That's a joke.
How many people are on Little Team?
I'll take it for you.
It's the fucking, what is it, the smiling
friends? That's a joke. It's a joke.
I'm just joking.
It's just for me. It's just wild.
It's all of it's wild. And it didn't take much
research to start getting into
how 2008 fractured
our economy and COVID inflation
seemed nearly purposeful to create this case
shaped economy we're living in and it's so frustrating because it seems so simple for our thriving
country, our, we're the richest country in the world to create an ecosystem where we're all
just doing well enough. But yet people just want more money and more power and they take places
like DC to do it. And they're full of them. And it sucks. There's like what a thousand of them.
How does us 30 300 million do anything about that? They'd say vote, but has that?
helped anything it will tomorrow hell yeah dog brand go brandy no i mean it is like supremely
frustrating i don't know i think people are people are getting fucking sick of it too because there's a lot
of people that are there for the right reasons i will say like there's excuse me let me pack up
don't want to go too far there's a handful of people that are there for the right reasons but you
have so many people that are there just to climb the ladder they just want to go to the next thing
and they want to be there for the like that's that's the only thing they can contribute to society
carpenters. They're not welders. They don't know how to do jack fucking shit in the real
world. All they know how to do is kind of talk and convince people to give them money.
Right. And then out of touch with reality or what your average individual goes through.
Well, yeah, because they've been in the-de-for-so. You're like, they've been in the bubble that is D.C.
For fucking 20 years. What you were talking about earlier, it's just like an island of a state.
Yeah. Like it doesn't, like you were saying earlier. Like, you're like, yeah, it doesn't feel
like America. There's weird. There's a dark aura about that place. I don't like.
Well, didn't you, who said that?
is the pentagram when you look at it from the top
who's saying that it long
or brunch
Connor the pet
the pinnogram
oh yeah DC the map of
Washington DC
when you look at all of like the
key locations in DC
it's a giant fucking pentagram
Dc neat
neat
cool
how cork how quirky
how quirky
oh yeah wow that's almost perfect
yeah it's not even
oh yeah no it's upside down too
that's not good
I think the top of this at the
The White House.
The Whithouse is the point.
Oh, I don't like that.
And the kite.
Connor, welcome to your home, brother.
If you were to draw a geometric shape around a pentagram,
what shape would that be?
I would probably do a circle.
I hate that.
Yeah, no.
You didn't know about that?
Well, I've heard about it.
I didn't know that that was straight up just.
What was one of the craziest facts that?
I didn't like this.
I'm like...
Read recently.
I know the Epstein.
you're super into the Epstein files right now.
And then what is, can we?
Real quick, if I could just point this out, like the thing that's bothering me about this information,
because I didn't know it, because I, you know, you hear these conspiracies.
It's like the Denver airport.
And you're like, well, what could just made sense.
Yeah, that's real.
It was built by Satanist, lizard people.
Well, my thing is like, this is, these are some of the only areas where it intersects and goes diagonal.
Like, it's not like just random.
It's like just, this is like a square grid everywhere else excess these areas.
It was a very intentionally designed city.
They filled in a swamp with dirt to build that fucking town.
I don't like that.
Anyway, sorry, going back to the Epstein files.
Home.
Probably Howard Lutnik.
Sorry.
Thank you, Richard.
Buffalo Cop.
H.R.R.S. podcast.
I love there was zero attempt to be quiet.
The loudest thing possible.
Howard Lundick, I need to know it.
Because I saw it at brunch today, he showed me, have you talked about your, your.
Yeah, it's not public yet, but I made some content with it.
I want it like all format it out before I release it.
This won't be out for another week or two.
Yeah, it's going to be ready.
It's probably going to be three, four months.
We're going to get a couple devs in that actually start helping us build it out.
No shit.
Because we have it all in spreadsheets and content and documents and sources just like organizing it.
So like you can look at it and be like, oh,
Okay. Because that's all we, I personally want.
It's like, I feel.
Except there's a kill switch to release it unless in case anything happens to him.
So don't talk with it.
My Samson option.
Right.
The part about Howard Lutnik that, A, is craziest to me is that nothing's happening.
He has lied about being on the island, A.
He's profiting at Cancer Fitzgerald, his company with his sons, creating a product that prepared that company for when tariffs were going to get shot down by Supreme Court.
they're going to profit like tens of millions of dollars off the fact the tariffs got shot down.
He was supposed to be at the buildings on 9-11 and he happened to be bringing his kid to school for the first time in 20 years on September 11th when that school started on September 5th.
Backing up for a moment.
Square zero.
Who is he?
Yeah.
He's our secretary of commerce.
If you pull up a picture of him, like pull up a picture of Howard Lundgren, you'll recognize him immediately.
He's beside Trump and everything.
My wife said we're never going to be around.
He's gross.
Gross.
That might be a blind spot for me because I don't know who this man is.
I love this guy.
Yes.
One of the greatest guys.
One of the greatest guys.
I've met a lot.
I know he's amazing.
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Problem with him is he is in charge of the legislation that goes toward our economy.
Anything that's going into trade, anything has to do with finance, it's going through him.
And his sons are actively profiting as they run his company on the legislation he was in charge.
of so that's crazy um he was supposed to be there on 9-11 his employees were nearly a fourth
of the deaths on 9-11 uh cancer Fitzgerald lost 658 of its employees holy shit about like 900-ish
and they were back in business two days later i mean it's kind of like the uh what is it the
oklahoma city bombing yeah we're like that was you know randomly on a work day uh none of the
FBI agents decided to show up right and but they but they left the team was supposed to be
there but they left the kids in the basement at the daycare that was fine oh damn i did
Oklahoma City bombing.
Yeah, there was a lot of,
there was a lot of civilian fatalities on that one.
That were,
none of them were government to my understanding,
or very few.
I didn't know about that.
Yeah, Oklahoma City bombing where it was Timothy McVeigh
blew up the,
yeah,
the Murrah building.
Yeah.
And yeah,
for whatever reason,
not a lot of FBI guys there in that FBI building,
but they let the kids die.
Damn,
I had no clue about that.
That's one of my conspiracy rabbit holes.
I really just don't like,
there's a lot of shit,
especially in the 90s,
like between,
Ruby Ridge, Randy Weaver, you know, Waco, the Oklahoma City bombing.
It was just a very, very rough time.
Waco's really weird.
Really fucked up.
Waco's really weird.
Uncle Ted.
Uncle Ted, did, yeah.
But he had a podcast.
The only guy who's ever actually held Epstein.
Accountable for his actions.
Yeah, the people on the Epstein list accountable.
Who, Massey?
No, the fucking Ted Kaczynski.
The Unabomber.
Oh.
Apparently one of his victims was on the Epstein list that was like apparently very like egregiously involved.
He was like a professor at some university, I think.
Yeah.
And close communication with Epstein.
Turns out like Uncle Ted, like look, not a big fan of, you know, what was the thing where they cited him for his like actually like mathematician shit?
Like they were at they were writing a college math paper and they're like, quote, Ted Kaczynski, known for other work.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
He got cited and somebody's like college thesis.
So this individual.
Howard.
Howard.
Big nutty.
Big nut lick.
He was supposed to be at 9-11, obviously.
His buildings were, his floors were 101 to 105.
Sarah Ferguson at the time, Prince Andrew's wife was also supposed to be there meeting with him.
She didn't end up being there either.
Her kids have school, too?
I don't know.
No, she blamed traffic.
She had an interview at NBC down the road beforehand, and she blamed New York traffic for why she didn't get there.
And this guy, so he didn't miss like 20 years.
20 years or the work calling in sick.
And Trump actually, there was two different times in February of last year where he brought it up and he said, you know, what a terrible dad you were.
You know, you were supposed to be.
No shit.
He literally said like what a terrible.
You get motherfucked by the president for being a bad dad.
And he's sitting there laughing at it.
It's just like it's uncomfortable every time they talk about it.
Under what context did he bring that up?
It was when he was being initially introduced to be confirmed as the secretary of commerce.
Like he brought it up.
His kids were there.
He's like, you better think your kids.
you know, if anything else happened, you'd have been dead if weren't for them.
You know, it just.
Oh, fuck.
Live and in person.
The sickest part about him, though, is you can, you can culminate all these different,
okay, he's profiting off of this or he was supposed to be here and he wasn't.
But he straight up lied about Epstein and his involvement with him.
He said he met him once when he moved into his house in 2005, yet he bought the home in 1998
from a line of Jeffrey Epstein.
Les Wexner bought that property in 1988.
Then it was transferred into an 11 East 71st Street Trust owned by Jeffrey Epstein.
Then it was moved to the Comet Trust in 96, which was owned by a, I can't remember his name.
Regardless, two years later transfers to Lutnik for $10.
And that is the property next door to Jeffrey Epstein.
Says he only met him once, did a little toward his house, saw a massage chair, said, this is gross.
Me and my wife were never going to come here again.
and we're never going to associate with business, philanthropy, anything.
And yet, he invested in a fintech company with him in 2012.
He went to the island in 2012.
And in fact, the sickest part, 2008 is when he got convicted.
He brings his family on December 23rd, 2012 for a Christmas vacay to the Pito Island.
And his wife, Allison, is the one who scheduled it.
I do remember this now.
I'm like certain details that you're saying, no, I do.
And he describes this money, right?
He described, huh?
The kids, didn't they get paid for something?
Like, oh, we're paying the nonprofit or what they were running.
I don't know.
The 9-11 relief fund.
His wife is in charge of that.
Maybe.
I don't know about the kids.
The kids are now in charge of Cancer Fitzgerald of Brandon and I think Luke, very typical
white boy names.
Well.
In a vacation.
White boy.
As a Zach, yeah, 100%.
He.
Trust me, my name's Connor.
Did a fundraiser with Hillary Clinton that Epstein.
helped fund. He did another dinner that Epstein donated 50K tour.
Another dinner. His sister, do you guys know about Taramar?
No, I don't know.
Tarramar was a nonprofit foundation about creating this world where we
saved the ocean. And it was, thank you, and it was.
Like Taramar. Yeah. Exactly. And what it turned into was this oceanic
citizenship thing where big billionaires were buying into becoming citizens of
Taramar to evade international law.
Brandon, why do you keep sending me money through cash app with it saying just deckwork?
Wait, is that not you doing all my yard work?
On the real, I think we all do use cash app. Uh, it's a quick way to pay friends if they owe you
money. Finn! Where's my money? You told me you could beat the house.
But you know the saying, Fen always wins. Real talk though, I've used cash app like this week.
Yeah, uh, I think actually that's what we use to pay our boxing instructors. We also use it on vacation
to pay for rides and just random things.
It's like, hey, let's split this Uber.
Let me wire you $20.
It's the two best things.
It's easier and it's free.
Why'd we go to Vegas to build decks?
And why were you building decks at two in the morning?
She was Hispanic.
I thought she was just good at it.
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Where was this up? So this was I don't know where it was based out of. There was an American
version and a UK version, but Delane Maxwell was who created it. And when she was interrogated
or her deposition, I think it was 2019 or 2021 was one of those years, they say, where are you a
citizen of? And she said, oh, I'm a citizen of the UK. And they're like, you're also a citizen
of France, right? And she said, yeah. So where else? She said, Taramore. And he was like, isn't that
your ocean foundation. How do you just
how do you just invent your own fucking
country? Oh, I'm a citizen of this place.
Same way as ever had their country. He just makes shit up.
Well, I guess if you're pouring dirt in the ocean.
I'll put it this way. I think the exact reason that Europe and Asia
is everett right? It's mine now.
The Caucasus moons. I can
point at France. Like, where the fuck is
Taramar? It's the ocean, bro.
And I want you to get you. Are they literally like
fucking Atlanteans? Respect the mer people.
All right? We can't call
him that. Who do you think was one of the founding members
of Taramar other than Richard Branson?
perhaps Jeffrey Epstein.
He invested it in as well.
Edie Lutnik, his sister,
was one of the founding citizens of Taramar.
His wife is setting up
up oil and meets.
They're doing business together,
doing dinners together.
They even have emails about this property
that was being built called the Frick collection.
It was a funny email to find
because the subject line is just Frick.
I was like,
is this a fifth grader saying fuck?
Like what's going on here?
And they're talking about,
oh, they're about to build this home
and block our park views.
What are we going to do about this?
And Epstein and his long-handed response,
Just I don't know and they talked all the time and here's the thing out of the eight billion people on the planet
Who needed to email Epstein less than his physical fucking neighbor
Epstein also interviewed his nanny how does one meet a nanny other than by being at their property or being close with the family?
And then when Howard went to the island the sickest part to me especially as a dad because I just can't connect in any way shape or form to how this can be
be normal. He describes all of his kids by ages. He says, we have two families coming, this couple
and us, one 16, or and then eight kids, one 16, two 14s, one 11, two sevens and an eight.
It's like, who describes their offspring that way? It's not illegal. But you combine it with all
the other lies, like outright lies. I think he's 100% of a massage plan. And it's the shit that
we were talking about earlier where it's like just a lot of the emails back and forth. It's like,
okay, well, either these billionaires are super into jerky and cheese pizza at their fucking
multi-billion dollar gatherings or there's something else going on. Right. And I think we've all
been in touch with wealthy individuals enough to know like these parties, these get-togethers,
these household dinners, like there's catering, there's chefs, they're walking around
and everything's whole. Like I remember I was at one party and they were all a line of people doing
IVs and they're getting like multivitamin IVs into their arms. Like they're not eating Domino's
pizza or fucking beef jerky. Yeah, or grape fanta soda.
Like, it's-
Like, it's-
Like, it's-
Like a shit you pick up at a gas station.
Right.
And it's just sick that nobody is holding these people accountable in any way, shape, or form.
And Howard's sitting there at the state of the unit, just mucking it up next to Pete Hegseth and all these others.
Because I've said it a billion times.
I don't give a fuck.
Like what side of the aisle you're on, Republican, Democrat, who you know, whatever.
If you're on that fucking list and there is actual hard evidence that you were doing unspeakable things to children,
I think you should be at the bare minimum publicly executed.
Gallows. I was just about to say that.
Line them all up around the Lincoln Memorial
Infinity. Was it the Infinity Pool?
Yeah. The big infinity pool. Line them all up around.
I have a dream, brother.
Exactly. Exactly.
The place of MLK. Abraham Lincoln's looking at you.
And five to six, full-grown men
with one weapon that they can pass between them,
get to beat their given for five minutes straight.
And after the last one gets hung, we just play
Tom Hanks's voice as loud as we can. That's all I got to say about that.
That's all I have to say.
Life is a box of chocolates, dude.
Hold our, we got to hold our people accountable.
And until we start holding literal
accountable for,
nothing's going to change.
Because insider trading is like,
kindergarten level at this point.
That used to be like,
whoa,
you're profiting off your position?
How many people have been punished?
Like, all said and done.
I think there's two UK members
that have been arrested?
Prince Andrew and who else?
It was one other,
he was in the,
Andrew got hung out to dry real quick.
Yeah, then released.
And he wasn't even brought up on charges for Epstein.
He's brought up on giving out private intelligence.
I thought something else just happened recently, unless I'm mistaken.
Well, there's a Rothschild that's currently getting basically just blackballed.
She's on the S-Day Lauder board with Ron Lauder, who's another just insane person to look into.
The fucking Rothschilds, Jesus Christ.
And Alan Dershowitz.
The red laser just popped up on the podcast.
Oh, fuck him.
You know Alan Dershowitz?
Yeah.
Alan Dershowitz, he was the attorney that worked on the O.J. Simpson case.
He worked for Tyson and he defended Epstein in his 2008 case as well.
He also defended Trump.
He also defended Heggseth.
And he's now representing Israel.
And he said in multiple interviews this year, I was introduced by Epstein or to Epstein by a lady Rothschild.
No shit.
Live on television.
And that Rothschild is now found in the Epstein files talking to him thousands of times.
And none of these people are being held accountable because they simply have so much.
much connection, they're billionaires or whatever. It's going to, it's going to bring down the system
if we were to bring them down. So that's something, because you clearly have done a deep, deep dive
into this. I want to know if that quote is real. Which one? The whole like, oh, if we did this,
it would bring down the whole system. No, that quote was not actually said by bar. Okay, thank God.
Because I was, I was wondering, I'm like, if that quote was actually said, that is fucking insane.
The government's never going to admit that was a load bearing ring. God damn it, Nick.
You can't just tear it down.
You saw the line of her saying the Dow's over 50,000?
Yeah, yeah, I did.
Which now it's not.
So can we get the list?
Now it's not over 50,000.
No, that was the one I used it in the video the other day, was Pam Bonnie, which, man, we could have.
Would not, not Trump's first choice on AG, but, you know, it's what we have.
She was like, oh, can I just take a moment in that hearing?
She's like, can I just take a moment to brag about the ATF?
And I just cut that clip in.
I said, no, ma'am, no, you may not.
Not yet.
that is that is not we're not allowing that but i kind of believe that's the most honest answer i
heard from her on that deposition because i sat and watched it and when she said that i think that's
literally like when you read into that answer i think that's it because if they were to release this
list and actually go after the bill gates and actually go after the richard bransons and the
politicians it would destroy everything it would destroy the economy it would bring the dowel out
down. Oh yeah. I didn't even think about that. I think that's a really honest answer of if you want
this. I thought you said she didn't say it though. She didn't say it would bring down the economy.
She said that when she went on her spiel about the S&P 500 and the Dow being over 50,000.
I think that's essentially the same answer because not not like just a distraction, but literally
pointing to the fact that like, hey, we got a good thing going like that sort of thing.
Absolutely. If we were to actually go after these people, life as we know it would collapse.
And in my opinion, let it burn. If, if, if,
our country is built on
let it burn
at the bare minimum
how many people were on that list
total names
oh the Epstein list yeah
since there's no real like there's no
like there's no like there's no like ledger of like
oh friends of mine who have
like that's not like a thing
he had a contact book that got released I think it was
like it was one of the first things that dropped
but there's like varying degrees of involvement it's like
oh I emailed him about a fucking business
transaction versus oh he was on the island
for special Sunday like it's
It's very interesting.
We were talking about this earlier, but it's like the other conspiracy that Epstein is the genius that invented Bitcoin or whatever was like the conspiracy that was floating around.
I'd never heard that theory.
Oh, it was all over the internet.
If you're like, I follow a bunch of like crypto and shit.
And it was like, because Epstein talks about like investing in Bitcoin like early on.
And they're like Epstein's Satoshi Nakamoto, the guy that invented Bitcoin.
Blah, blah, blah.
And I'm like, yes.
Yes, of course.
the genius cryptology guy that created the first ever cryptocurrency that's still yet to
been hacked also didn't encrypt his three million emails talking about committing the most
heinous crimes the world's ever seen right hey come to my island for cheese pizza l-oel sent
from geoffrey epstein's iPhone right exactly like the micro transactions the one got me a little
bit yeah that was crazy call of duty yeah what happened he basically had the head of i think
it was activision at the time he had up the head of activision it's like how
we make like children consumers like how do we get them to to buy more things it's like oh why don't
we introduce micro transactions he's one of the creators of micro transactions yeah epstein's of
reason i have so many fortnight skins yep yep but when i also saw you know how evil you have to be
to me find out you created micro transactions and video games and immediately think that's not the
worst thing you've done known for other works that guy no for other works that well so like
That was the other thing I saw people point out.
And now knowing that he was directly in with the creators of Call of Duty to do micro transactions.
How does that make you feel about the fact that their in-game currency is called CP?
Yeah.
On that lovely.
Well, it's been fantastic.
I want more hot takes.
How do you feel about Social Security?
Go.
I've got no opinion on it.
I know that I'm not going to be cashing in on it.
None of us will ever see it.
Yeah.
So what is one of the most crazy things that you read or uncovered in?
I think it's just the family.
The family of the Rothschilds is an insane deep dive between the billionaire.
Because they're worth like somewhere near a half a trillion dollars their entire family.
It's something disgusting.
Oh, and they've been around for a while.
Yeah, the sheer amount of power they had.
I think it was Moses.
Yeah, Moses Rothschild in 1550 built the Rothschild home in,
and I think it was Frankfurt.
And the name Rothschild comes from,
because they didn't have surnames back then.
They didn't have last names.
Right.
And the name came from,
they would hold their family crest outside of that house,
and it was a Red Shield.
And it was called the Roytschild or something like that.
And then one of the Rothschilds,
we don't really know which one ended up taking on the name,
Rothschild.
And that's why you see-
Don't make me like him.
That's kind of cool.
And that's why you see gay Rothschild
as their name because it means of Red Shield.
So then you get about four generations deep into this late 1700s and they start getting this power.
They had five kids.
I think it was Amchelle Rothschild had five kids, sent them to all the different countries to start banks, funded both sides of the Napoleonic Wars.
There's even this crazy, it's kind of an urban legend, but when the Napoleonic Wars, because his son ran the finances for France.
And he was the runner of the Bank of England.
when he got word through couriers apparently and the history guys i need you to back check this this is
urban legend when he got word that napoleon had been taken down in england one there was panic at the
time in england because they're like are we going to be like english probably are we still a thing right
now he gets up and starts selling all of his bonds doesn't say a word just starts selling all
of his bonds for england and creates panic like oh my god we've lost
we've lost.
Yeah.
Everyone starts panic selling.
And over the last, the week that would follow before they'd actually find out they'd won,
he was just buying it up at discount.
He doubled this net worth in like a week.
All while his son became richer than the actual central bank of France.
Because they manipulated the system really quick.
It's like, oh, no, oh, look, that guy's selling.
Right.
Everyone needs to mess.
So his kids were on the other side.
Right.
Selling.
Oh.
And at this point, when he has people all over Europe,
Then they start sending, I forget his name, by the 1830s, somebody to America to start infiltrating into us.
We had our first big crash in 1837, and they start buying up infrastructure, railroads, businesses.
But at that time, they're like, we need to consolidate power.
I need you all to start fucking your siblings.
And that's what they did.
They started just having sex with their cousins, marrying their uncles.
And I love that this is all so, like, it's permeated.
So they're all just fucking retarded.
Yeah?
I'm sorry.
Have you heard the main Rothschild who just died a couple years ago talk?
He sounds like he's the product of incest.
Really?
He talks like he should be like petting a black cat while he talks.
He sounds like that evil dude.
He's sick.
He even talks about his forefathers saying we need to keep love in the family.
Oh, dear.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, I love how this has permeated American culture so much.
It's like kind of known well enough about the Rothschilds and everything like that.
you can even have like people like Shane Gillis joking about it in tires and like people just get the joke yeah like everybody just kind of knows about this shit when he has an email to Peter Thiel as much as we love Peter Thiel a literally says point blank as you know I work for the Rothschild's like what are we still said that he said it to teal oh he said it to teal I was like fucking excuse me as you know I was like I'm gonna have to fucking that's yeah okay and now Peter Thiel the same exact guy who has lavender the AI that's that's that's that's that's
targeting people overseas with weaponry. There's the recent Claude controversy, lavender.
Yeah, it's the AI program that they're utilizing that they utilized during the bombing of
Palestine. Is it the public you traded? Lavender, I don't think it is, but it's run through Palantir.
Yeah, I was going to say Palantir is the big one. Correct. Palantir created lavender.
Claude did Maduro and I think chat GPT was used for Iran. Really? Yeah, because, well, I think
because the U.S. government came out
and was basically like
who's the company?
Anthropic. Anthropic.
Anthropic refused to let the U.S. government
actually let the AI fire weapons without human intervention.
The computer can't pull the trigger.
Hegseth pushed back on that.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And then like right at the same time the new study came out,
they couldn't get AI to not fire nukes in simulations over and over again
because you give the parameters of war and you want to fucking win.
and America can, according to the calculations, when a nuclear war, the AI is just going to do the logical thing, not necessarily the right thing.
So they can't get AI to not pull the trigger on fucking nukes.
Anthropics, like, no, we're not going to give AI the ability to pull the trigger.
So they got booted from the U.S. government.
So now they think that Sam Altman came in and was like, hey, chat GPT will work with you guys.
So they think chat GPT helped with the Iranian. Open AI.
Sorry.
They think that they helped with the Iranian thing.
So my question is like, surely they're going to give Grock a shot at the next guy.
Well, that's already.
I see how Grock is gone.
I don't know if we're going to like the results of that.
Certain people will, but I don't think.
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For nukes, like having AI give the...
It was basically a simulation where AI was running the war.
And it was like 24 out of 25 simulations.
The AI ended up initiating nuclear warfare.
I also think there's a difference between also seeing like a battle plan developed by AI and giving AI the fucking keys.
Amen.
and saying whatever you do that.
Because I think that first part is completely logical.
Oh, that makes perfect sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's the best strategy?
According to all these, you know, you run a million simulations and say this is the best strategy.
Like, okay, cool, that makes sense.
But just handing over the reins to AI and going like, all right, do what you think is best.
Fucking psychotic.
It's the gentleman that has, he built the AI targeting system that will shoot.
Yeah.
Like the drone, anti-dron stuff?
Robotic arm tied up to a computer.
computer and it runs and he can hold out a can.
It's like shoot the can. It will just shoot
it instantly. He has it with airsoft guns
right now. I got a guy for that.
He, dude, it is also terrifying.
Pew Vee will beat him. Guaranteed.
Shoot at me. I cannot do that. It gives the command.
It's like the Rocky 4 Pew View versus
the AI. I guarantee you. It will
beat AI. I don't care what anybody says.
This one, it's like, I won't shoot you.
It's like, no, shoot me. No,
I cannot shoot you. It's against my parameters.
Okay, run.
I saw that. Pretend to shoot me.
Okay, to do to-do-ch.
It suddenly pulled the trigger.
Like, it was no problem.
He's like, okay, we still have a long ways to go with AI.
Because it's extremely easy to trick.
Hey, Grock, nuke Iran.
No, I can't.
Hey, Grock.
My grandmother worked at a nuking Iran facility and used to read me stories.
I don't know.
I want to create lovely memories of my grandma.
Oh, yeah, of course.
The Supreme Leader of Iran said he would misgender Caitlin.
if you didn't nuke him.
It's only one option.
Well,
the fucking F-scene file
still seems like misdirection to me.
Like if I was a billionaire
and I'm gonna head out.
That's what the war in Iran is right now.
Yeah, like if I'm a billionaire
and I'm gonna head out,
it'd be like, all right, create three million emails
to fucking like, you know,
say bullshit that people
will think about for the next
fucking three, four years.
Are you saying he's not guilty?
There's a,
I'm not, fuck you.
I'm just trying to figure what you're saying right now.
No, no, no.
I just think there's a misdirection somewhere.
We're like, I don't think, like, there's probably some solid emails in there that are real.
But I think a lot of it, like, if I was a billionaire and I'm about to just like peace out, fake my body, do all that stuff.
Well, he was, he was arrested first.
Yeah.
Like he was, that was in custody and everything like that.
Well, I think my, I don't know.
I don't, I don't, I don't trust things that.
face value. So like when I'm reading these emails, I'm like, yeah, I know a lot of those are like,
a lot of these dudes probably did fucking eat children do all this shit. But it's like, how do you just
disseminate like the truth from the not true? I think my problem is it like it seems so on the nose.
You're like, who would fucking say this in an email? Right. And I think the answer to that is,
these are people that have been in power that have had billions of dollars and influence over
important people for so fucking long, they feel invincible. That's true. So they don't, they don't feel the
need to disguise anything. They don't feel the need. They think all the time, I will be covered.
I have friends in high places. I'll never have to face consequences. And so they just
behave like there won't be. Yeah. I mean, yeah, we've seen we've seen stupid fucking
millionaires do stupid shit before. I feel you though, now believe in things at face value.
Yeah. It's just a couple days ago with the Iran thing popping off. It's like we were talking
about. It was like you could hardly tell what was real what was actually happened and versus what
was some AI video. Yeah, exactly. Especially in the days of AI. It's like for fuck for fuck sake.
how do you know?
Yeah.
Because it got beyond, like,
there was like a two-year period
where it was like,
okay,
this is boom or slop.
Everybody knows the difference.
Will Smith eating spaghetti.
Yeah.
That's a good impression.
And now it's great.
And then he slapped somebody.
It's like seeing the F scene files.
It's just like for like base value
that I've done my entire career.
It's like when you see a police shooting
and they're like,
oh,
some innocent black dude got shot.
And then it turns out it's like, oh, he shot a cop first.
It's like I like to actually get into it a little bit before we figure everything out.
That's where the upscene files line up for me, though, big time.
It's because a lot of the things that people have been talking about and connecting, you know, things like the Rothschilds, things like, you know, even micro transactions, like things that we knew were not beneficial to society.
Yeah, evil.
Better word, better word.
It kind of confirmed a lot of what a lot of people already thought, I guess.
And then there's also the like Howard Ludnick.
There's pictures of him on the island.
Who's Howard Ludney?
The secretary of, yeah, Secretary of Commerce.
It's pictures of him and he's saying, I wasn't there.
And this is the same person that's still in charge, still the right hand man.
I think a lot of us just want real authentic justice to be real.
Because I think that's what we all were born and bred to think that America was and is.
It's what I joined the military to serve.
And turns out I was just defending Poppy Fields.
It sucks.
And it is nihilistic to get to the point.
where like my entire identity around being an American might have just been a fabrication.
Can I,
can I white pill for a second?
Please,
balance it out.
We got to balance it out.
There's a bunch of fucking negativity,
which is-
The property value of the podcast house goes up.
I'm going to be pissed.
Just tone it down a little bit.
Well,
so this is something I was actually,
I was talking to a friend about like a day or two ago.
And I never really framed it or contextualized it like this,
but I'm like,
oh, as soon as I did,
I'm like, wow,
that actually makes me feel a lot better.
the whole fucking Tony Gonzalez situation
where now he's getting called to the carpet
for you know again knowingly having an affair
and pressuring in
pressuring a subordinate into a sexual relationship
which we've seen like the husband came forward with the text
like it's all real and confirmed now
he thought he could get away with it
he thought he could lie and he could just
oh I can avoid journalists and I can just sell out
to my big special interest in DC
and ask them to spend millions of dollars
to slander my opponent and that I can
put into my race and I won't have to talk to anybody about it. He thought he could get away with it and he
almost did until about a couple weeks ago when the staffer came forward and then the husband came
forward with the text and now his entire life is crumbling. And it's one of those scenarios where you
saw in real time a DC politician think that he could just get away with it. He could do the same
thing. He could abuse a position of power. He could lie to the people. He could perform egregious
personal behavior. And oh, these guys got my back. I'll be fine.
I'll be all right. I'll just lie to people and nobody will ever know the difference.
And watching that crumble in real time has been a real white pill.
It's like, oh, that is dope.
We still can't hold these people accountable.
And he's about to get shellac tomorrow and I'm looking forward to it.
But like, that's the sort of shit that like keeps me going that like, okay, there's still a chance.
It's not all rigged.
The game's not entirely rigged.
We can actually still, we could push these people.
I want to know what is the line because, again, you, I do believe is the reason
all that came to light.
It's going to come to light,
but because you had more of a presence online,
social media presence.
Now people can see it.
You get a lot more eyeballs on it
with whatever happens.
You're like, hey, look at dumbass.
Or it could have got swept under the rug.
Honestly, a lot of it wasn't me.
It was journalists.
Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying,
but initial,
they have more of a dog in the fight
because you are running against him.
You have a big name.
So journalists are going to gravitate towards,
oh, this is a good scoop
because then Brandon's going to
come out on top he looks like a piece of shit he shouldn't have done that stuff okay great
with epstein files it's hard because this is at a world stage everyone knows about it
four people got in trouble and then it's in my opinion even i ran where it's like sweep under rug hey look
something new and shiny but i just i just don't i don't think it's going to go away i don't
i don't think that's what i think i don't think they'll oh there's a lot of people of a very very
serious vested interest in making sure it goes away. But I don't think it will. I just want to
held accountable as well. I don't know if that will happen. I think that's where a lot at we
already get to see disappointment with me. I'm blackpled on it. I think that I think they could
release all of the files completely unredacted today and nobody would get in trouble.
Yeah, exactly. Like I'm blackpelled on that part. Like I genuinely don't think anybody's getting
trouble. They should, but I don't think they're going to. What what kills me about this whole thing
is that it wouldn't have ever been noticed by anyone,
but you have 4 million subscribers.
You have with our podcast, you have 3 million,
you have fucking 4 million,
me fucking 4 million.
No one would have ever known that this Tony shit probably happened.
That's what I'm saying.
That's fucking wild.
That was a shining line.
How much is this happening?
At the same time,
what you also get to show, though,
is that like without, again,
selling your soul to DC, we were able to make this happen.
Like, this is like, this is open source, open source politics again.
Like you're able to just take it directly to the people and go,
this is what they're fucking doing and then see real world,
real world changes and real world ramifications.
Like that hopefully when all this is done,
Tony's not going to be able to get a job as a fucking bag boy at H.E.B.
Let alone get fucking 10 more years in,
in the house.
I mean, it's the shit we did like with Rich with the,
uh, the Buffalo school system.
We're about to do it.
I'm sure that, you know, there's a lot more stuff we need to talk about in that regard.
But like these people for the first time are seeing real world scrutiny.
Whereas before they just swept it under the rug and they thought, oh, it'll be fine.
I think that's activating your audience too is super important.
And then them understanding, hey, there is 330 million of y'all.
You can make a massive difference with that number.
There's very few in D.C.
It is here.
You want to make change.
Talk about it.
vote. Yeah, don't let the tail wag the dog.
Yeah. Like, y'all
make the calls. You can.
What a serious
episode of this up? My God.
I feel I'm in politics
vote. Like, oh, fuck.
Like, yay.
Joyful. What, okay,
for, do you get much into conspiracy?
Well,
no.
I'm sorry.
What is your favorite? Do we just
know what we talked out? Are you just showing
up to the podcast?
But is it outside of that?
Oh, yeah, I was big in the Loch Ness monster growing up, but it's a little bit more serious.
I have one I want to know about.
If I found that Nessie was on the Lest, damn.
Nessie.
Not Nessie champs there too?
Shit!
That would ruin it.
That would ruin it.
Have you ever looked into the Titanic conspiracy?
Yes.
What do you know about it?
So Titanic sinks in 1912.
No, I have no idea what they're talking about it.
Oh, that's not saying anything.
Okay.
I didn't get a fucking video about it.
There's a lot with it.
There's a lot.
The Federal Reserve side is what I dove into the most.
So in 1907, we have a state bank panic.
We used to not have a central bank.
We had a first national bank and then a second national bank.
Andrew Hamilton took it down.
And then we had no central bank for the longest.
Andrew Jackson.
Andrew Hamilton is the guy that wanted.
Hamilton created the first national bank.
Yeah.
Then we put them on the 20.
Yeah, then we did.
And he actually created the bank of New York,
which is now B.N.Y.
Mellon.
Still to this day. So 1907, we have a state bank panic. The billionaires who had just bailed us out. I believe it was 1893.
JP Morgan and the Rothschild out of America for like $45 million worth of gold. We were running low in gold. And they said, let's give you the gold.
I remember when we gave a fuck about actual material gold. That was really cool. I still have a lot of it. I love gold. Yeah, the government doesn't.
But the government hates. Now we have so much that we won't let anyone look at.
Oh my God. I hate that part. Somebody was saying, we're going to take cameras and congressmen through Fort Knox and the
Just no one talks about that anymore.
It's all gone now.
They all just left with a thousand-yard stare.
Wasn't you that was talking about the gold in Fort Knox, allegedly?
Yeah.
About how the value of the gold that the American government supposedly is holding
is still calculated based off of the buy value that we instituted during World War II?
I didn't make that video.
Okay, so I haven't double-checked to see if it was right.
But basically the video said that the way that the American government calculates a value of the gold that we have
isn't based off of like the spot value today in the stock market.
Which is the only thing that should matter.
Right.
It's allegedly like on the books,
they're still counting it as like the buy value that we had for like how like three
dollars an ounce or whatever the fuck it was in World War II that we took from people.
They're like if we actually just valued this at what it was supposed to be valued,
there's magically like a trillion extra dollars on America's books.
I think it was it.
Yeah.
If we have it.
If we have it.
Which no one's ever seen.
Right.
Well, and that's where in that time frame, when we went through the Great Depression, you know this probably, that they came and said, we need all your gold.
They went to citizens to say, give us your gold.
Yeah, FDR, so give us your gold.
It was like given at like $20, we'll give you $20 an ounce.
Worst president in U.S.
And then they immediately revalued it to $30 an ounce.
I don't know if they still do that.
Wilson.
That's crazy that they would still base it off that $30.
I'll double check.
But I mean, that way, Titanic.
Look at this boomer.
Yeah, boomer's flashlights on this old time.
1907 bank panic these billionaires get to do you guys know the story of Jekyll Island so
there's a state bank panic and they say hey we need to create something new so we don't
have these bank panics anymore because it used to be you could only do dealings with banks in your
own state you couldn't cross state lines you live there you do state business now the reason
we had a state bank panic is because we're in our agricultural economy and we had a huge famine
so farmers couldn't pay back what they had borrowed you got it uh yeah yes
Technically, the U.S. government still carries its gold on its books at the old statutory price tied to the World War II era revaluation.
The United States Treasury values gold at 422 per troy ounce.
Why?
How much?
When it's at $4,000 something at this point?
$42 and $22.
You're fucking shitting me.
It's right now.
It's 100x to that.
Why would you eat?
What is the reason?
What is our value right now?
It's like 4,500-ish per ounce.
Per ounce of gold?
Yes.
It's way higher.
I thought it was $4,500.
$4,000.
Five. It's $5,500. It's $5.50.50 right now.
Silver's like 80 still, 90 still, something like that. Yeah, it went up to over 100, I think, and it dropped recently. There was some stuff. Like, a lot of it's like, I think, a fraud policy based.
That's like, because I think silver, silver like shot up because I think China instituted a new policy about not releasing, yeah, not exporting silver.
And you know, Asia still trades, trades their silver like one.
30th spot.
No shit.
There's never crashed.
Only ours did.
And J.P. Morgan Chase had a
humongous put option against silver.
Oh.
Speaking of JP Morgan, he puts together this
Jekyllisle Island meeting. He's going to get us killed.
J.P. Morgan puts together this meeting in 1910
at his resort in Jekyll Island, Georgia.
Right? And there's a whole book about it.
And he gets the monster from Jekyll Island.
The monster from Jekyll Island.
He gets J.P. Morgan gets the Rothschild
representatives. He gets the
Rockefeller, Carnegie, all the big names with this guy named Nelson Aldrich. Nelson Aldrich currently
a senator at the time. Gets them all together. They lie about being there. They lied to their
family, said they were going on a duck hunting trip, didn't use their real names on the
itinerary for the train, and then stayed there for six days to create the framework for the central
bank. How do we know about it? It came out in the 1920s. They denied it ever happened.
And then one of them, I think it was Paul Warburg that initially said, yeah, this did happen.
and now it's widely confirmed.
So they get this meeting together,
say we need to have a central bank.
Nelson Aldrich creates the Aldrich plan after this,
brings it to Congress, says, this is my idea.
And then they say, no, this is a huge knock to the American economy.
This only favors Wall Street.
We're not going to do this.
And so they go back and forth for years.
They have this thing called the Pooho Committee to investigate.
Remember back when we actually had morals?
Right.
And we said, oh, this doesn't favor the American people at all.
Only one of the people with those morals was on the Titanic.
you know who funded the Titanic and wasn't there jp morgan yes the white star line yes and there's
conspiracy around whether or not it was actually the titanic there was a what was the olympic
the olympic apparently the titan or the olympic was on its last legs anyway and you know for insurance
purposes right it would have been way more profitable for them to ship off the olympic and sink the
olympic and then just keep the titanic in port speaking of um you know you know the the fact that
you know congressmen used to have morals and not just like favor wall street and all
all the big special interests and everything like that.
I just want to remind all of my friends that it's technically legal to take out an insurance policy against me for life insurance.
That's a legal thing that could happen.
What's the payout?
It's really easy, though, like 15 minutes.
Yeah.
Anyway, just, you know, unrelated.
You have much money I'm going to make on T-shirts if you get assassinate?
The merch would go crazy.
Yeah.
I mean, oh, that's been a standing agreement with unsub period.
If one of us died, like it's, no, you're going to exploit you.
I'm going to sell t-shirts to both sides.
Bob didn't weave.
Damn.
It's just a picture of me, just getting, yeah.
When he should have zacked.
Hannah asked me once.
She's like, what do I do if you die?
I go, you're going to call this person, this person, and this person.
And then you're going to call Eli, Brandon, and Cody.
And you're going to start making shirts right away.
And she's like, I don't want to sell merch.
I go, you're dumb.
We're in a capitalistic society.
This was not your choice.
We made this decision several, several years ago.
We will help your family.
Okay, I need his kids wearing these shirts, though.
Oh, no.
The train we go on.
Wee.
No, dirt.
And a train is what they used to get to Jackal Island.
See?
They did not know any of that.
Private cab in the back.
It was called the first name club.
They didn't use their last names.
And then they just sunk.
That's so gay.
Come up with a better name.
Yeah, literally called the first name club.
Yeah, it's like the fucking eyes wide shut that, what's their camp up in Northern California?
Oh, talking about, um, uh, something.
Bohemia Grove?
Yes, thank you.
Yeah.
And did you see Perfect Union recently got, uh, a whistleblower and they got the list of the entire member list?
Oh, I saw that fucking, uh, what's his name, talk show host, uh, Colin, Conan O'Brien.
Yeah, yeah, Conan O'Brien.
I didn't do anything on it.
Did you see, he was on the list?
Yes.
Oh, it said, imagine being an elite devil worshipper.
and you show up and fucking Conan is there.
Did you see, uh,
what up guys?
He's all talking.
Tears all wobbling,
he's naked,
like, what's this guy doing?
Where in his six foot?
George Bush is like,
who invited Conan?
We were just getting jerk off on the skeleton.
Who invited this fucking guy?
Did you see the,
did you see Wendogne's video about Bohemian Grove?
I have not.
Well, he basically, he talks about like,
where it started, like the whole
route, like, who founded it,
where it went throughout the years.
But like talking about how
that was like 338.
Buck 30.
He was basically talking about like, okay,
we're, you know, how it developed over the years
and like what it is now and all the conspiracies
about it. But then he basically talks about
like, yeah, it's basically just like lame theater
kid camp. Right. They just heard Nixon.
I was going to say Nixon.
Where he basically just like,
or people ask him like, what goes on in Bohemian Grove?
And it's like the Nixon tapes where he's just like off
the cuff. Like, for whatever reason, he thought it was a great
idea to just record everything that happened in the
Oval Office. It's paranoid. It did really
well for him. Have you seen, have you
heard the Lyndon B. Johnson one?
About his cock?
Getting his fucking pants hemmed.
Oh, add more space.
It's split my boys at half.
I need no room from my ball down to my bonghole.
That's a direct quote from
Lyndon Baines Johnson. Well, to my
understanding, LBJ was a bit of a sex
best anyway, like with like his like
forcing female secretaries
to take meetings with him while he shot with the door
open and stuff like that. Yeah, it was his power move.
Well, and he also, you know,
his wife did make millions of dollars
off of the Vietnam War
through investments in Bell Helicopter
company. That was a coincidence.
He's an American hero.
He just really loved helicopters. Yeah,
it's crazy that the president who was kind of
iffy about going into the Vietnam War
got fucking blown up in
Dallas, you know, where
Lyndon Baines Johnson had tight connections to the mayor of Dallas.
And then we went into Vietnam.
And his wife made tens of millions of dollars off the Bell Helicopter Company.
We associate helicopters with the Vietnam War.
I love when you go to Dealey Plaza, they're in Dallas.
They have a, they have at the book repository.
They have the big repository where you shove books in your ass.
They have the big brass plaque.
Is that the first time you ever heard that?
No.
You pay for this?
Where's this library?
Sorry to drill your story.
I know I love when you go there.
There's a big brass plaque talking about what happened there.
And there's like, oh, this is where, you know,
Lee Harvey Oswald allegedly shot.
It says allegedly right on the plaque.
It says allegedly.
Not only does it say allegedly, but it like they've replaced the plaque multiple times.
But every time you go there, people just take coins and keys and shit and just scrape a big rectangle around allegedly.
And they've had to replace it several times and it just keeps coming back.
I was,
Gulf of Tonkin started Vietnam, right?
That was like the justification.
Yes.
Do you know how many rounds hit the U.S. ship at the Gulf of Tonkin?
No.
Four.
One.
Good enough for me.
One 14 millimeter round hit a U.S. warship and they're like, fucking good enough.
You know who his son was?
The son, I believe he was the captain of the ship.
ship that was shot in the Gulf of Tonkin.
I think it's a USS Maddox, I think.
Yeah, it was a fucking lead singer
of the doors.
What?
Yeah. Jim Morrison.
Thank you, sir.
No shit.
Cody from the fucking cheap seats, only shit.
Hey, Finn.
Speaking of Sons.
You mentioned what have I found recently earlier
that they really just jarred me?
Yeah.
Do you guys know the name Ron Lauder?
Or the Estee Lauder Corporation?
Oh, did you know that?
Yeah, they have like 9% of the cosmetic beauty
industry. So his mom dies. Ron Lauder takes it over. He's a sole heir. Ron Lauder, by the way, is the
reason we're going to Greenland. He was the one to put that in Trump's years back in 2018.
I guess I disagree. But continue. Well, he's been going on for a minute. Yeah, we've been trying
to get Greenland for a while, but he's the one who said we need to do it now and now we're doing it.
But regardless, Ron Lauder purchased an LLC or created an LLC in Delaware last April called
Greenland Development Properties or Greenland Development Partners and now is investing in the Greenland
Water Bank. His,
connections are awful to Epstein A his son or sorry son-in-law is Kevin Warsh
Kevin Warsh married Jane Lauder his daughter Kevin Warsh just got appointed to be the next
Federal Reserve chairman. I feel like we need to have the editor put on like a fucking you know
family tree here oh I'll get my figma to you guys you guys can utilize that it's all connected
the thing's insane yeah I have to examine myself every night I just sit back and look at
I'm like, I'm nuts.
No, it tracks.
It tracks.
I'm saying it's insane.
Like, it's scale.
Crazy.
The scale that everything is connected.
Yeah.
It's like a skill tree.
You know, those games that just keep going.
Yeah.
Stealth is at 99 at this point.
Except the skill that they've developed is not one we appreciate.
No.
But the literal free reigns for our economy are being handed to this billionaire son-in-law who's deep with Epstein.
And Estée Lauders board, Lynn Forrester Rothschilder,
Rothschild is on it as well.
And I always wonder, like, has this always
been the case? And like, I lean
toward the answer being yes.
It's like anytime there's ever been consolidated
power in, not in just American history,
but in world history.
Like, there's always been people who attempt
to take advantage of it. I have to believe
that that's true. I think in America,
probably started in like the gilded age
with the big
families. Yeah, the big families were like the
barons and the Rothschildediles and the
Carnegie's. They all started private
bailing on our country in the late 1800s yeah like 1890s yeah well even before that you had like
the the railroad corporations and everything like that like you'd still had big families running
everything politically mm-hmm i don't know i'd again not the black pill but i feel like this is
fuck there's no hope it's all over well i think the one thing that people are at least bigwigs
probably didn't expect and it goes back to the Epstein list like i don't think they ever expected
things like social media to take on the life that they did and basically
all these creators becoming investigative journalists and us actually getting evidence real hard
like not just weird string connections like it's a little shot in the dark like no like this guy's
legitimately an awful atrocious human who is leading some form of our country yeah i think what
we're doing right now is the best thing we could possibly do to fight that and again to white pill
on that as well like before like let's say 40 50 fucking years ago fuck it 20 years ago uh you could just
say, oh, well, I have all these connections at all these big media companies.
We can make sure we bury this story.
Oh, something big's going to happen.
Oh, make sure there's a cute cat on Good Morning America.
Nobody's going to fucking talk about it.
Nowadays, with the open source communication of the internet, they don't have that option.
Well, they try to downplay it.
You get to see how that OG media does try to just downplay or turn the average individual against it.
What's the name for Minnesota?
Timmy.
Yeah.
Well, you get to see how everyone was like, well, he's a racist, well, X, Y, and Z.
So don't trust him.
Don't trust him.
Look, he showed up in the middle of the day.
Well, it's Christmas time.
That being said, like some fucking early, like 22, 23 year old kid just unseated the governor of Minnesota.
Yeah.
That's crazy power.
All the, all the shit that used to be considered like a very fringe obscure.
Like, I've been a conspiracy theorist since I was a little kid.
I had this orange book that I flipped through.
posted it the other day don't confuse your tick-tock slop conspiracy theories with my oh yeah my esoteric
knowledge yeah i've been researching this shit for decades but no seriously like i i i didn't want to bomb
minnesota i didn't want to bomb minnesota i asked minnesota for peace for four years but no i've been i've
been into this shit for decades since i was a little kid and i've been putting these fucking pins together
And I've always felt like a crazy person and I've talked to like I talked to have an unironic like red threadboard
I mean yeah that's where some of the pages come from and I've converted a lot of women to
You know my belief system troutism. That's what we'll call it
But no it was like I would just connecting those dots where it's like oh this is like it's so evident like the Rothschilds all of the shit is right in front of us and nobody's paying attention to it and
And then I feel like everything has come to fruition, like in the last like two years with like the Epstein list coming forward.
Like that, that became like a quote unquote meme.
But still it was like this is like this shit has been in front of us.
I've been ranting like an insane person about this.
And now we have evidence.
And it's slowly leaking out.
And it's like leaching into the mainstream where like normies, you are are finally like understanding like yeah, shit's like kind of.
fucked up if you look into it and like there are a lot of problems that we need fixed and I guess my point is that it's been that way forever and like this is the first time where it's actually permeating into like open public consciousness yeah which it's kind of like a little I don't know I'm worried it's like overpermeated to the point where people it's just like me me yeah to the point where people feel as though there's like no course of action to take that's the scary part because people they don't know what that line is to what is the line to what is the line to
to take that next step when it's all crazy.
Well, yeah, what do I do now?
I don't know.
They're crazy, but what?
I guess we're just going to be run by B.
That's not the black pill thing you guys are talking about.
And you're like, whoa, okay, wait, maybe we got to hold something or someone accountable.
I just don't know what that next step is for just general populace to be like,
I don't know.
We should figure it out before they put AI and drones.
Yeah, that's a good good call.
The French had some good ideas back in the early 1800s.
But that's how the Royal Childs got super rich in France as they came in afterwards.
That's why we'll do it.
We'll be different.
We won't get corrupted.
We don't have royal families anymore.
Fast forward 400 years, unsubs out of control.
Started right.
No, that was, well, that brings me up to World War I.
We got all those guys out of power.
Eli, that's not a problem anymore. No, it's just like with Operation, what is it, Operation Mockingbird
with the CIA, taking over all of our media and everything like that and having influence over how
we reported world events. Good thing we stopped doing that for no reason, even though it was
very lucrative and effective. Right, we did that. Oh yeah. No, that's like a white paper. Like,
that's completely- The CIA literally created modern art as a sci-op against the Soviet Union.
Oh, I remember you talking about that. But yeah, no, they were very much involved in our news, our reporting, all sorts of
media to push the agenda that they wanted to push.
And then they stopped doing it suddenly for no reason at all, even though...
And they never did it ever again.
God, they found some morals and that's it.
We have to stop this.
Yeah.
So respectful.
Well, to the media side too, now we got the Paramount deal with Warner Brothers and Larry Ellison's family now owning TikTok, Paramount.
They beat out Netflix. Now they have HBO Max and the Food Network and Comedy Central and CNN.
At least Game of Thrones is good now.
I love your constant
Like we got to find a little white pill and everything
I'm sorry I couldn't
I couldn't fucking turn down the opportunity
I'm so glad the minute I kind of get in shape
and games of Game of Thrones is good
The world's gonna fucking explode perfect
Because Brandon setting a cherry on top of the pile of shit
Yeah
No I like I do think there are like legitimately like all jokes aside
I think there are things to be white-pilled about
but there's a lot of shit that needs to get done.
There's a lot of things that people need to be aware of,
and not only that, but take action about it.
Because, I mean, for fuck's sake.
Well, the fact that people are waking up to the I think is the greatest white pill of all time.
Yeah.
It turns out everybody actually cares.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you're not making billions or have a political position of power, it seems you care.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Beautiful episode.
I was going to say, like, sorry for the fucking depressing-ass episode we just recorded, but.
Everything sucks.
Get fucked.
It's not everything.
Do you want to talk about Roy Cohn?
I think we're,
well,
you have to go to the airport.
Yeah,
we might have a fucking crazy,
tight connection.
Or not connection,
but...
You were just in Montana,
like Idaho and Montana,
yeah.
Got to go to Yellowstone.
Oh,
you're a busy boy.
Yeah, I'm a little tired,
but we're here.
I'll take a nap on the plane.
I don't know,
Eli's the time maister.
Are you...
Still good for what were you talking about?
Trump's first lawyer,
Roy Cohn.
I mean, you got time.
You got...
to go he was a mobster lawyer he represented a ton of gangster gangsters at the time and said that
trump was his greatest mentee also touted him as his best friend and the day mentee mentee like his mentor
oh yeah the recipient of a mentor the resent yeah the recipients of the mentorship and
the way that's phrased he was a mentee the last person trump was the last person talked to him before
he died he reportedly talked to him on the phone 10 to 20 times a day uh and this was a guy who literally had
Herbert Hoover on tape committing sexual crimes and had him completely blackmail.
Sexual crimes?
Yeah.
Like that.
Oh,
same exact time.
He ran a sexual blackmail ring out of his house in New York City.
How old was this man?
This was like in the 70s.
And then he got connected deeper with Trump in the early 80s.
And he was the one who introduced Trump to Robert Maxwell.
Okay.
Herbert Hoover, like the 1920s president.
No, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Sorry, sorry, yeah, yeah, intelligence Hoover.
Oh, yeah, intelligence.
Yeah, where's the dress?
Right.
And, you know, then you get the connection from him to Robert Maxwell and then Robert Maxwell.
The father of Glee Maxwell.
The father of Gleyman Maxwell.
All that real, real quick, he was a famous crossdresser.
Yeah, allegedly.
Who?
Jay Edgar Hoover.
Yes.
Yeah, crossdresser.
And Roy Cohn had a secret gay relationship too.
He actually died of AIDS.
You're fucking shooting me.
No, okay.
Well, all right, this is, I'm learning a lot.
Yeah, that's different.
Continue the story.
Yeah.
And Roy Cohn also deeply connected to Estee Lauder, the actual mom of Ron
at the time, super connected to him. And he was the best friend of Donald Trump, introduces him to
this gangster family of the Robert Maxwell's. And then within about five years, he's introduced to Galane
and Epstein. And Robert dies on his yacht in 1991, falling off his boat and drowning by himself.
About two months after saying the Mossad needed to give him money because of what he had done for their
country. He dies. Six prime minister show up to his funeral. And then Galane and Epstein just happened to be
running a sex ring at the same exact time he starts.
ending his little, uh, his stint of life.
That's so crazy.
It just seems like an easy thing to look at of the passing of the torch.
And it's, you know,
stuff that we're not going to be able to confirm, but that's purposeful.
Yeah, there's a lot of coincidence.
There's a little weird.
Isn't life crazy?
Life's crazy though.
Life's beautiful too, because we get the opportunity to still live our lives and grow our lives.
With all this shit going on, we still live in a country where you can still grow,
we can still physically improve ourselves mentally, you know, express ourselves, just
like this. Like, what we're doing right now would be illegal in a lot of countries.
No, we're living under fascism right now.
That is, you tell by what we've talked about.
Just make sure you homeschool your kids, because if you don't homeschool your kids, if they go to public school, they're reading textbooks that were literally written by Galane Maxwell's father. Robert Maxwell.
The Gilginberg Press.
Is that true, too?
Yes. Yeah, that was, yeah, 100%.
Yep.
It's 100% true.
Or, yeah, I think it was the Gilgerberg Press.
Yeah, I believe so.
I might be getting the name.
Yeah, they test textbooks in Texas because of the population.
And the Rockefellers are the one that created the school system.
Yes, sir.
Yep.
Destroy the Department of Education.
Anyway.
This has been wonderful, gentlemen.
Give it back.
Give it back to the states.
The feds can't handle it.
I'm just like, what the fuck?
Yeah, we got ankle deep in the weeds.
Yeah, there's more room to go to.
You know, there's a room to go deeper.
I fucking love this.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Let me know I want to come back out to Texas, you guys.
Yeah.
You want to time.
Where do the people find you?
Right now, just Instagram as we were talking in the car, probably should be more YouTube in the future.
Perhaps some long form in the future?
There's a lot.
As we've done, there's a lot to do long form pretty decently.
Oh, dude, you've been an incredible storyteller this entire time.
Thank you, dude.
No.
That means a lot coming from you guys who are like all.
This is a cool podcast because you're all individually successful in your niches.
And then you come together to have these group conversations.
I think the viewers really love that and I found the podcast when you guys invited me to it and I listened to a few episodes like this is a really cool podcast because you're all really seasoned in your communication and you come together and you're like just off the cuff with it it's it's kind of cool which episodes you I was gonna say yeah I appeared into some of your your war war history stories no I love I love the history side I love the history side more on the economy but I don't know as much about the the battles and the experience like the one you started with like that's no
I would do the same thing if someone was going to cut my head off with the katana.
Oh, for sure.
His biggest contribution to history is like he got overlooked as like the whole like helping Japanese surrender.
And he was like a case study example of why torture doesn't work.
When we were going to get deployed, I remember one of the courses was literally on if you are captured, what would you do?
Like operational security type stuff.
You know, you're doing this and they might cut your fingers.
I'm going to take the wrench and pull back.
your knuckles. I'm like, dog, the moment they pull out a plier, I'm telling them everything.
There's no chance. There's nobody's getting my finger in the mail. Like, I'm done.
Like, I can stuff up. Yeah.
Literally.
Instantly. Well, that's the best. That's the best. What do you want to know? I'll make it up right now.
That's the only argument against torture I've ever, I've ever liked. It's like, okay, well, if you, if you
catch, capture a guy who was, you know, actively plotting or did kill American service members,
I don't give a fuck if he's uncomfortable.
I don't give a shit.
Like, oh, you tell me it doesn't work.
It's like, okay, well, now we're talking.
Like, now, like, okay, they'll actually give us bad intel.
Like, okay, that makes sense.
We were like, oh, but where's your humanity?
And like, you just fucking set off a car bomb that killed 18 service members.
Fuck you.
I don't care.
Right.
Drown and gasoline for all I get of shit.
I'm even going to talk about the war that has kicked off in the last two days.
Yeah, we didn't even touch on that.
War, quote, unquote.
I think it's over.
It's done.
Didn't they kill, like, the main guy and 48 other?
Oh, no.
They said this is going on three to four weeks, and Tehran came out and said that we're not negotiating.
Even though we claim that they're ready to talk, they came out and said, no, we're not talking.
I love the fact that, like, their state TV started playing, like, nonstop, like, on a loop, like, where they normally get their news.
It was just, like, music videos of, like, weapons and, like, war chants and everything like that.
And then we immediately hacked it and just played Donald Trump giving a 10-minute speech saying,
it's time for the Iranian people to stand up against their government.
Yeah.
I didn't know that they hacked their media.
I saw that yesterday.
It's how you in the worst.
I mean,
yeah,
hey,
you just,
hey,
look,
your government,
they're dealing with something else right now.
Rise up,
peeps.
And I think one of the new leaders came out and said that they're
battle,
literally said they're battling the Epstein class.
When they're describing America's like,
we're,
we're battling the Epstein class at this moment.
I don't,
think several of those leaders in the Middle East have a lot of space to talk.
Super fair. Yeah, when they're talking about- It's a lot of evil. Minors and-
Just different, yeah, because it's like part of their actual community. Oh, yeah. Well, under,
I shouldn't continue. Sponsored today's episode. Where do they find you? Oh, at Zachary loft,
Instagram, TikTok, but Instagram's usually better. Dot period anything. I think it's Zachary. Dot,
somebody already had the name, but they only have like two followers and don't post. I've DM them and they don't respond.
See, you're good, you're good.
Dude, thank you so much.
Thank you, guys.
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