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You put a man in the woods or a big scary bear. I'm going to go for the bear. Helen Keller is what brought up this conversation. As a natural Saturday conversation goes with us. Connor only thinks of you when his butthole is dilated. It's true. As do most women. Oh, what, fuck did you turn this back around on me?

Yeah, well, I'm in the middle of something. Is the history in me? Britain's just like, why? Why don't I even talk? It's a Molly Brandon Day. Hey to Eli. He's racially ambiguous. Brandon, his hair is fucking fabulous.

Don't I, a dark joke disposition, and there's a fat electrician. Welcome to unsubscribe. Ready? Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. There should be another. Oh, okay.

Yay. Three, two, one. Hi, everyone, and welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. Today, I am so pleased to be joined by Eli Double Tap, Nick the fat electrician, rich angry cops, King Trout and myself, Brandon Herrera. Thank you for being here. Donut operator.

And Bron Up operator. Yay, we're all here. Yay. We have an event tonight. But today we get to hear about a whole bunch of stuff that everyone was trying to talk before we started the episode. It's the hardest thing. Let me live my life.

Eli saying, shut up and stop talking. Just let me live my life. Yeah, sorry our life is so cool. When we record our conversations, we would have otherwise you tune in by the thousands. Sorry we're actually friends in real life and want to talk about things we enjoy. Yeah.

I'm not friends with these people. Yeah. All right. Well, it's sorry that four of us at the table are friends with each other and like to talk. Well. Sorry that three of us at the table. I wouldn't say my relationship with you is platonic. It's almost exclusively romantic.

They fuck. A lot. Yeah, we're not friends. Small head gang. Who? Small head gang. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what, Lord for the fans, we found out that Connor and Rich have the exact same head size.

It's true. Wait, what? Yep. Yep. Our parents, our mother's vaginal birthing canals were human-sized. Yeah, it wasn't the size of a small hippopotamus. Your poor mother. I appreciate.

You probably feel your thoughts as she pushes you out. I appreciate that you said small hippopotamus, just the genius to be like, I need to let him know he's fat, but I don't want him to be confident about being large either. Small hypopotamide are adorable. There's a Japanese hippopotamai following. Is this Richard's that? I think so. Look at that.

Look at that. Also, Rich is the king of insults. I think it was the first time we met in person. He said something. I will not repeat on camera. But unfortunate. Doug, because most people go. Wait, say it anyway, and we'll cut it. No, I'm not going to say it. It's a thing I think to myself at 3 o'clock in the morning on bad days.

Oh, I wish I could remember it. But most people go with you're gay, you're skinny. I've heard it I've heard it all a thousand times. Mostly from family and close friends. Rich found the bone marrow source of my dark thought and said it to me in jest and I was

like eh, fuck you too. And then like two weeks later I was taking a shit this is in Vegas when we first met. Two weeks later I'm back home in Indiana taking a shit and I had that thought and I was like man, fuck that guy. Immediately texted you. I was like you son of a bitch. I had that effect on people.

I know they're cryptidite just by looking at them. Connor only thinks of you when his buttholes dilated. It's true. I have to most women. Now he's going to the baseline. You're gay. Again, lame, weak. Not you.

I didn't say, he can go for the kill shot again if you'd like. I'm pretty sure that it was based on your outfit. No. No, I didn't. I like your outfit. Your outfit was very good.

Now I need to try to remember it. I throw out so many rude things all the time. and consistently that I just, I can't remember. Accuracy by volume. One of them hit. Rich, this is why you weren't artillery. That was a direct hit.

There's already six more en route. I don't remember the coordinates for the direct hit. Sorry. Get down. I'd have been anti-aircraft in World War II. You mean you just throw it up there and it explodes and just, you don't even have to be close. It's just scatter shots everything? No, this one was a sniper shot.

It's like I wouldn't tell my wife. this thought that I have from time to time about myself. The assassination from wanted. It's like through the windows. Where I was like, is he watching? Like, how does he know that I think that from time to time? Because I'm also,

what he's got? Not incompetent. I know, I'm incompetent. A bad movie with Angelina Jolie. Oh, what's it called where you have like self-doubt? Insecure. Insecure. Thank you. Yeah, he found my greatest insecurity.

But I've never shared with anybody. The second you met. Yeah. And that's why he's, detective. And I'm glad he's since forgotten. There was something in the last podcast that I said, like I was just like ribbing you as a friend and I just saw that look.

You're like, all right. So we're enemies for today. I like, no, no. Hold on. I like, I enjoy the verbal fencing that we do. But whenever somebody else engages in the ha ha, you know, I'm just like, oh,

okay, sweet. Point, point. Point one. Brandon. That was weird. Swords out. That was Werewolf Day. Rich is like, he's like a jujitsu coach that's playing nice with the students. And then the one student gets too squirly and tries something.

You could see the jujitsu coach go. All right. Now we're actually doing this. Oh. Oh, you thought that was a good one. Noted. You're ready for the real thing. Here we go.

My, one of my friends, one of the guys that had worked. with that ended up being in internal affairs and investigated me often on my complaints. He told me a thing that it stuck with me and I love it. He's like, Rich, I always know when you're done messing around with people on your body came and you arrest him. I was like, how's that? He's like, well, you tell them that's it. And when you say, that's it.

That is it. You are done talking. You are done trying to convince them. It is arrest time zero, zero, 200. I go, really? He goes, yeah. And it's funny because the way that you say it is. isn't like, that's it.

You know, he goes, I think I know what you mean. And I repeated it. I'll go, that's it. That's it. The second you hear, that's it. Like a fucking cartoon character. Yeah. Jail time.

Your son's going to know that sound. Oh, yeah. Oh, the thing that I do with the dogs that I feel like I'll definitely do with my son is like, you must have lost your mind. That's the thing that I do. I do with the privates, too. You must have lost your mind. Okay.

it's the saying everyone yeah once you have it you know that saying right and I just I'll do a look and he'll be like oh oh I am sorry daddy I am sorry speaking of which though you sent me and Eli a video this morning because what we talked about on the podcast yesterday yeah the guy lost his fingers in the in the mortar oh the mortar one yeah oh I saw Fingy delete uh where it was a an NCO or a senior NCO Marine Oh the barbed wire course no no no this is different so the mortar thing the original video that you showed on when your Darwin Awards was a U.S. Army soldier hanging like an 80 millimeter round. Was that army? Yeah, it was Army. And then he keeps his hand over the tube and then, whoop, finger delete, right? The one that I sent you is a Marine, and there's a Marine doing like a 40 millimeter mortar.

And he drops it down the tube. And when he drops down the tube, instead of just like keeping his hand motion going down and away from the muzzle of the mortar, he goes, drop the round, hand over top of the hole. And then, boom, it goes off. And his NCO, rightfully so, just goes, what the fuck? And smacks them across the face. It's like a bitch slap. As he pushed him against the side of the little bunker day out, they were. It's a good.

It's a good NCO. Was he doing like, like magic trick? Like what, why? Like a rabbit in the hat? This is what you do. You go, oh. And like, you drop and get the f*** out of the way. Hang on two.

Far. He's a lucky doc. How do you do it? What do you say? The NCO walk? What are you doing? What are you doing? The NCO walk into that hole.

Yep. It's a good N. Oh, it's a great NCO because you know what's going to happen when that guy loses his fingers like the Army guy did is the first line leader. Him, his NCO, is going to get hemmed the fuck up. Why is your guy doing this stupid, dangerous thing that we teach everybody not to do? And then the best excuse you can say is like, I don't know, it's like a woman driver. They all know what to do, but they still go, I turn now and then you're fucked. I can't stop it.

Am I wrong? That's a perfect analogy. Yeah, I'm very smart. Great. They take all the same tests as us. I'm like, I'm thinking about this more and more. Yeah. Damn, they are just retardant.

They get in less crashes because they're not as aggressive of drivers and take chances like men, but they are worse drivers. Unless you count hitting curbs. Oh, Jesus, if only. Yeah, but you don't call that into your insurance claim. Daddy, I backed up into a tree. Just get, my sister wrecked three cars in like two years.

She's the one that changed your diapers. My God, I love this. I hope my sister's watching this. She changed his diapers. I don't know if you guys are done with that. As a grown man. It's last week. When we did the show, the live show in Buffalo, and I brought my family there.

And, you know, everybody was really excited because, you know, it was the funny kid. And I always wanted to do stand up. And like, there I am. I've made it. I'm on stage. And my family gets to see me. It was really cool. Your attention seeking?

Who would have thought? Wow. Richard quiet. I was waiting to that. When he said that. I was waiting for that eyes again. If it's true, I appreciate it. The Buffalo show is funny because you gave the speech to everybody

because you were proud of you were having your moment. You're like, I've been doing this ever since I was a kid that wouldn't shut the fuck up in church and our venue was a church. It's still the kid that won't shut the fuck up in church. We all had reservations about that, by the way, the Buffalo show is a massive, beautiful church. And we're just like, ooh, I feel bad saying half of the shit

we're about to say in a church venue. that's all right. It was Protestant. It doesn't count. I say, didn't Peter disavow Christ? So it's like, as long as you don't do that, I think you're okay. Yeah, well, I think Christ made him the rock upon which he would found his church. You're right.

So if you say bad words, you could hold the keys to heaven. Are we doing Mormon shit now? Yeah, bring it back to the common. Yeah. I bet God was asking somebody got power slammed to a table. So we, yeah, we do the, I do the thing. like, hey, this is really cool, blah, blah, and my family's there, and they're meeting everybody, and my sister meets Cody, and she's like a little starstruck.

She's just like, oh, my gosh, she's guys, like friends with my brother, but also I see him on the internet. This is really cool. And normally, she's very funny. She's quick-witted. She's sarcastic. I think she was just a little starstruck. And Cody's like, oh, yeah, I like rich.

And out of nowhere, she goes, I used to change his diapers, like some weird fucking aunt at a family reunion. And the second she did it, because I'm me, and my family is brutal. Like you guys think I'm mean to you. My family, my father, my father and I, oh, it's back and forth. No holds bars. It's intense. It's hysterical.

But very, we're very witty. And I look at my sister and I say like that same thing. I'm like, you changed my, ugh. How embarrassing for you to say that. Oh, and I made her feel this fucking big for like 30 seconds. And she's never lived it down. I still go now. I was like, oh, man.

Wow, thanks for coming over, Christy. I really appreciate it. By the way, did you know that you change my diaper? Shut up. Shut up, Rick. Shut up. You shut up. That was a great show, though, because, I mean, that was the first time we'd ever done

because apparently this is just a thing in Buffalo is throwing people through tables. Yeah. And with no training whatsoever, no practice. You're just like, we're going to be doing that. And then something triggered, something I said or whatever, were you just like, you're getting thrown through a fucking table. You looked at me and you made eye contact me. You didn't look away, which means consent.

Thank you, Eli. Whatever happened. I was like, I don't. I have the same rule about women in parking lots. I was going to say that's good. She's staring at me like that. She's asking for. Angelic territory, yes.

Why she was staring at me. I was a, oh, that's a happy run. She's not even breathing hard. This is great. Good God. She's exhausting yourself first. But you're just like, okay, you're getting thrown through a table. I said the same thing.

But then everybody made fun of me for getting thrown through a table wrong. Editor, pull up the clip. No practice. It's in the intro of every episode of this podcast, Brandon. Yeah. That's true. That's actually great. I don't watch the podcast.

It's like the McDonald's owner eating his own hamburger. Hey, pull up that clip that plays every episode. Like, she forgot about that. Show the Golden Arch's thing. I'm like, is that just a, is that part of like in high school? Like, what? Yeah. How do they just learn to get thrown through tables?

My favorite. My favorite part about that is like months prior to the Buffalo show. Rich is, Rich text me. He's like, Hey, you think you can throw me through a table to which I said yes. Didn't hear anything about it for the rest of the time.

I re, I tore my other peck and I was in a sling for that show. And Rich pulls out the table. I haven't heard about this in months, but I know what's happening. And I was like, oh, I'm surely,

Rich messaged someone else to throw him through the table because my dominant arm is now in a sling. and I look around the table and Eli's like, what is going on? And I look down the table and nobody else has any idea what's going on. I'm going to have to throw Rich through a table with my left hand. Okay, here we go. And you did it.

It happened. Rich helped me out. He gave it a jump. I did. I knew that there's going to have to be like a little assistance there. Very WWE. Is that like a bills thing? Yeah.

Oh, okay. It just became like a custom. Three bills fans every year get their neck broken, getting thrown through. tables. Wow. Oh, no, we know how to fall. We know how to take a bump.

We're good. The stomp thing. Well, not three of you. The stomp thing, too. This numbers are way over. Oh, the stomp. Oh, yeah. Because we were in that old church, and it's like literally the building is shaking because

there's that second level, like, where the choir would be. And I was genuinely concerned for the structural stability of a 200-year-old church. There's the stage lighting. And you're seeing the dust rattle through the stage lighting. We can see the, like, the, like, the balcony, like, rocking up and down. Like, oh. How dare you question? House of God.

House of Protestant God. Better. He's nicer. He likes us more. He lets women preach. Depends on which Protestants. Depends on which Protestants. I feel like we're painting with a wide brush here. Yeah, geez. You know, the acoustic guitar kind.

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That is my... It's a PTSD for bassi-based. training. Bro, every... For basic training? Oh, yeah, you'd have like weird... That's what you got your off time. If you go to church, that's when you get your break.

So you'll, like, who's going to church? Otherwise, you're in just... Yeah, you're doing... Yeah, you're doing... Well, that, or you're doing area of beautification. So if you don't want to sweat and mow in, like, 90-degree heat in South Carolina or Georgia, then you go to church. So the first week in basic training, like a third, a quarter of the kids go to church.

I'm atheist. Like, I'm Christian. Then the second week over like two thirds of the kids go to church. And you're looking at like Catholic kids go into like Jewish or Mormon, you know, things. You're like, oh, because they've got rice crispy treats, huh? Nathaniel? Dude, I literally looked at one kid this year or last year. A little Catholic kid, a little Hispanic kid.

And he goes to the mosque for the Islam things, services. And I go, Rodriguez. Wow. Shalom. common name a lot of luck I do I do know a Catholic guy

who was a Marine and he converted to Buddhism because their church is just sitting in silence so he just kind of sit down and read books for an hour that's what women will do to you you know

so I look at a lot Rodriguez and I'm like huh interesting and going to Islam services that's cool all right you got phone calls today I want you to call your mom

and let her know that I want to hear your mom I want you hear, say to your abuela. I want to hear it. I mean, you're just doing it. Like, you're to let her know, right? You're doing this thing. I mean, you converted.

It'd be interesting to hear what she has to say. You're just like, I can't tell my family. I don't understand. Why? What do you mean? Well, they're very Catholic. Oh, are they now? Well, that's all right.

I mean, you just let them know that you've accepted a new religion. That's fine. That's who you are. No, privates have to be. If I'm watching another private go through that, oh, fuck. He knows everything. Yeah. little buddy tried to stick out for him. She was like, uh,

drill smart, he's like, uh, he's, I go, shut the fuck up. Yeah, that's what I said. He just, he converts somebody. No, I just, no, man, I strengthened his faith. Don't fucking judge. He's doing the Lord's work. Yeah. He's on his own crusade over here, pulling him away from his long. Everybody's going to services with his friend having a good time. Like, why would he be, I don't understand why he would fear the, the wrath of his Roman Catholic,

very Mexican family. I don't understand. Guy made a decision, right? Good for him. That's right. Definitely not for the fucking hot cocoa and Coca-Cola he would get. Not for that. Call Maria right now and tell her you reject Jesus Christ. Yes. In front of me, please. Well, I didn't say that. No, well, that's horrible.

It was in blood. I'm just letting him know that he made a life change, and that's very nice. You know, that's very good of him. I would have a bold decision to make. Chonka, come. I can't. I could hear it. I'm just shocked.

I'm just shocked a Hispanic Catholic would rather go to, would rather reject his God than do lawn work. That is a great joke. I'm, I can't laugh at it because it's just, you can't, I mean, it's not, it's like a Jackson Pollock. It's art. Yeah, somebody just sit back down. Appreciate something like that. It was such a good one. None of us left.

I'll see you in the mailers. Because we're all just like, oh. You know, it's a bully Brandon Day. That's a good one. You know it was good because of the silence. I was being sincere. Also, one of trots, cag lines. She kept staring at me, and then I could tell I was good because of the silence.

And the muffled sprats. They're real quiet when they're dead. Why aren't we in the same frame? I know. It was out of ridge. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm restraining myself right now. I was going to bring up something else. It's good to have a buffer between us because then I'll just, you know, I'll go dark Brandon. You forgot his wig. Yep. Thank God.

You know what? I didn't forget. My caloric intake. Watching it. I'm just watching it. That is a good point. Fat. If calories were votes, you'd be in trouble in this election.

What's the Futurama bit? Why does the larger one not say? simply eat the smaller one. Oh, God, either one. Mark, or Tutank or Herrera. Oh, Nick, how's... On the set, people couldn't have done this.

Yeah, a smooth segue. I know. I know. I've got one more. Bring me Hans Solo in the cookie. I was so mad with the cookie, cookie gate that went out on Twitter.

X does not have the gif of Majimbu turning the demon guy into a giant cookie and eating him. I have no idea what the fuck you were talking. Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z. Dubura. Mahjimbu is like this literally a gigantic fat

ball of bubble gum. You know that pink guy? It's like an unstoppable alien. And there's like this badass like demon dude that's been brought in to fight him. And Majimbu literally turns him into a cookie and eats him. I was like this is, this would be the perfect gift, but they didn't have it. I was very upset.

Do your thing internet? Yeah. Oh. He gets turned into a cookie. Oh, that's the cookie guy. Yeah. The cookie guy's that. Majenbu is that.

That's Majibu. And that's his first form. Like he gets bigger. Or smaller, more rift. It's the second form? Yeah. So, well, Dragon Ball lore is, that's fat boo because he ate one of the grandkids. Before that, he was Kid Boo.

Kid Boo is the evil one that just destroys everything. Once he takes form into, like, Goku and all those, then he becomes like, I Like in sentient talking. That's why when they remove the grand kai, they're like, don't do that. And then he turns back into Kid Boo. Dragon Ball. Zahoga.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. I had a piccolo action figure I got at Burger King. Yeah, that makes sense. You probably loved that thing, too. I did stuffed it right in my ass. This guy's a piccolo guy. I can tell from the beginning.

That's the first thing you do with your piccolo action. Yeah. That's what I do. I got it by me. Oh. Mom, I need a 12-packed Mason jars. I still have two of those golden Pokemon cards rattling around up in there.

I love that. It's just you opening and disappointed in action figures until you get that one. You're excited. Oh, he got the right one. Cool. I'm thinking of that viral video, the kid with the TV remote, having a fucking meltdown. Oh, yeah. Like, wait, what the fuck?

It's my rage response. I shove things in my ass. It's also your pleasure response. Yeah, it's a complicated relationship up there in my, my noggin. He's like Mr. Slave on that South Park episode. he just like jumps on somebody and swallows them with his anus. I don't remember that one.

You don't remember that one? No. It's Paris Hilton. Mr. Slaves swallows Paris Hilton in his butthole. Now I don't remember that episode. All right. Nope. Lemmy Winks?

Lemmy Wings. Lemmy Wings. There's a... From in the Man's are gay. Hundreds of South Park episodes. You pass the small intestine. What were you going to say? I was going to ask about the, um, any pushback from the, uh, Bucky's stuff, because you just did a video.

I haven't been able to read. all the comments. There's a lot of comments. I was pretty, I feel like I was pretty balanced. I was given Bucky as much leeway as possible, but their lawyers are fucking insane. Like the criteria that they're suing some of these gas stations with is outrageous. See, there you go. You're not attacking Buckeys. You're attacking their law firm. Yeah, basically. Like, that's kind of what I was leading to is, you know, like, you know, basically, like, I really do think that Buckees is just like, okay, we have to preserve our trademark. We're just going to hire some big law firm to do it. And the law firm has a blank check.

the more people they go after, the more money they make. So they were going after everybody. But like they point to different gas stations logos and they point to trademark characteristics. And the things they list as trademark characteristics are ridiculous. I watched your video. I thought you were incredibly fair because the first thing I saw when I clicked on the thumbnail, I was like, careful. You know, this is this is a Texas thing.

But I think you were incredibly fair in that. And my favorite comparison you made was. their criteria for the trademark and how basically by their own definitions they copied Bass Pro. Yeah, 100%. Was it animal, round eyes? What was it? Some of the trademark criteria that they'd cited in other

lawsuits, I'm dead serious. Yeah. I can't believe they used some dirty roundback cartoon. You're implying that if you used an Asian racist caricature on your cartoon, Buckees couldn't sue you. That's true. That's the only way you could do it. It has to be humanoid. Didn't we talk about this? Yeah, we did.

That's why I lob him that softball that rich interrupted. I paused. Oh, don't you give me this shit? I waited. I waited like five seconds. No, it's fine. It's just I'm the kid at the baseball game with the glove and you're the fucking

Karen reaching in front of me to grab it. It's fine. I didn't want it. There's no way this guy's 12. I am eight years old. Nick ripped the ball out of everything. But I know. I mean, the trade characteristics were a cartoon.

Um, looking to the looking to the, looking to the, looking to the right having its mouth open having round eyes having similar facial characteristics such as ears, nose, and a mouth, being outlined in black, which is my favorite one. Wow. So like a trade. Yeah. Literally, every drawing. I said it in the video. I was like, could you imagine the first guy that wrote a book tried to say that he owned the intellectual property of writing down letters and the colored black and nobody else was allowed to do it ever? Like that literally. That literally. describes Mickey Mouse if he's looking to the right. Well, yeah, because it's, it's, uh, prior art is what they say in intellectual property terms.

Like there are so many instances of that before them that that's insane that they're allowed to protect. Well, and then they've got the idea for the Bucky Beaver cartoon from the Ipanah toothpaste beaver from like the 50s or whatever. So it's like, Ipanna. You got the idea from somewhere else. And then, uh, using a yellow background, using the color red, um, McDonald's.

The animal being the color brown, which I would argue is probably the most common color for an animal with fur. Being an aquatic animal because they sued, they sued some gas station, other gas station in Texas. It had an alligator. Oh. As it's,

well, it's not brown. So they said that it also had round eyes and open mouth showing its teeth. And it was an aquatic animal. So clearly infringing. Everybody, the mascot. How are these people not like suing for like frivolous lawsuits? Because they don't have enough money behind them.

Yeah, they're suing small, small. The average bucky, I don't, I don't remember the exact numbers off the top of my head, but they have like 56 locations and I did the math. The average buckies is bringing in like a hundred million dollars a year. Jesus. For one location. I'm still going to go there every time I drive to Austin. I mean, yeah.

But I mean, that's kind of rad. That's how I kind of ended the video. I was like, look, I think you're lawyers. I think you left the fucking dog. off the leash and it's been biting people and you guys just didn't know because it's all small time news but now it's made national news the owner has addressed it this is your guys's chance where you can come out and be like look that is what happened we're sorry about it we're going to reel in these lawyers and we're keeping eye on what they're actually doing so they're not doing

dumb shit and uh are bad what did if the owner made it with the owner a statement what did he say uh so a let this is allegedly um so the the current issue is They were suing beaver mart because they had a beaver mascot and they said it in French on their trademark, which does sound like one of the more legit ones. At least it's a beaver. It's called beaver mart. But the context that was missing was, you know, Beaver Mart is inside of Beaver Creek, Ohio where the city's logo is a beaver and the local high school mascots. A beaver and the beaver and the beaver pizza, everything in the town's beaver, everything. Are they suing all the other beaver places?

No. So. And this is a small mom and pop gas station, right? It's not anything. The guy that owns Beaver Mart owns four other convenience stores in Ohio. Only one of them is Beaver Mart. And that was it. So apparently, according to the mayor of Huber Heights, which is like the town right next to Beaver Creek that actually has the Buckees in it.

According to that mayor, he had a phone call with Arch Applin, the owner of Buckees. And I believe Arch told him that, you know, our side of the story is Beaver Mart applied for a federal trademark for Beaver Mark. And applying for a federal trademark implies that they're going to try expanding Beaver Mart nationally. And that's why we went after them. And we told him if they dropped the federal trademark application, we wouldn't, we'd drop the lawsuit. Okay. Well, then I go and I look on the federal trademark. There was no application for federal trademark.

Other news outlets tried to find it. They couldn't find it. the owner of Beavermark came out and said, I've never applied for a federal trademark. I applied for a state trademark in like 2019 because my bank asked me to just so I could do the doing business as Beaver Mart. Like just clerical financial business lingo bullshit. A lot of the times with a trademark, if you're first to market or a product comes out, then it's automatically trademarked anyway. That's what's fucking insane. Yeah.

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The perfect gene and use code unsubscribe 15. My least favorite part about the whole ordeal, though, was after, which I thought you were very fair in your video with your assessment of like everything like you know hey it's probably not the company it's probably the lawyers please if you know buckies if you're watching this which certainly they have by now uh you know just do the right thing you know just you know put this to bed my least favorite thing though is that it spurred uh us getting called out what called out yeah we got called out for uh creating an AI influencer uh that we named Nick the Fatal Electrician oh yeah I had somebody somebody commented wait what AI Slop is getting so good

but I hope you guys don't believe this is a real person. Nick, you could say the word if you're not real. Oh. If you're AI, you can say the word. I would like her. Yes. I don't know. If I was using AI to generate myself,

I'd make myself better looking for sure. Oh, well, that's what we've been, we've been toning the iterations. That's why you've become the fit electrician. It's fair. He's slowly getting more and more jamming.

You'll actually, you'll notice we've been kind of perfecting, you know, we're running the scripts and running the scripts. Our AI model. The fat electrician, now the fit electrician. He never looks the same in any two videos. Have you noticed that?

We're still just training the AI. That's why Nick never puts three fingers in front of his face. Correct. I can't do it. So I keep my hands out of all my videos. Physically incapable of it. It's like, oh my gosh, I can't believe the thing. Look at how.

They're far away. What was the responses to that? I don't know. So that one was recent. And then there was also another comment on one of my videos that actually had a bunch of replies that basically they think that I'm a government plant because they were like, I find it weird that this guy popped up right around the start of the Ukraine war and is like pro-America rah, blah, blah, blah.

I don't know if they know that. We're not in that war. Yeah, right? And also like, they're like that that's the only explanation for why they got into the Pentagon, which like, that one I kind of get. Yeah. That is a fair argument. I see it.

Believe me, I still can't believe I bullshaded my way into the Pentagon either. But it's so hard to believe anybody on this podcast is politically connected. Thank you. Wait, aren't you running for Congress? Well, this is where you found out, I'm AI as well.

Knew it. Am I the only, we're the only ones that are real. We're only, just the small-headed, real people. Normal-sized head. On paper,

we are very weird. It's like, oh, yeah, they did all this, by the way. Here's photos of them. At the White House, in the Pentagon.

I mean, the imposter syndrome's pretty real. If they did, if they did open up like a Calci bet on which podcast is government plants, we would have to be trending as the most likely. Oh, no, you haven't seen some of the fucking garbage that's out there, dude. I know a guy who I tried to hook up with two women at a bar who would definitely be higher on that level.

Yeah. Yeah. That's fair. I retract my statement. Connor has proved me wrong. Can we also throw in like people who are unknowingly like government, uh, government, uh, extensions like Sean Ryan who's just like so

wow wow I can't believe really I'm just some gummy beers wow yeah I got a sick for you don't drop it

don't drop it yeah yeah I was like poor Sean is just I think the other three guys at this table would give a shit

about being on a show so please continue I'm gonna text Sean about that sound I'm like hey we're we shit on you for a little bit yeah I still

he's a good dude Sean's great I'm not mad at Sean. I will say some of his guests come on, and I wish you would just do more than, wow. Some of the shit that is said on, and it's not just his,

there's several podcasts. Will you just hear like, oh yeah, I did this for 12 years and I was here in these places. Anyway, interdimensional files touched me in my sleep. And he's just,

oh, like, no, can we like push back on that a little bit? What the fuck are you talking about that? Here's a sick, so it won't happen again. I would see the opposite.

He'll be interviewing, like, you know, the greatest medal of honor recipient of all time and they're telling the story and like so I did what I did and instead of like asking a follow-up question you'd be like wow yeah it's like you don't want to like investigate any further some of ours won't some of ours won't stop talking about a whole house like halfway off my a peek I have like three favorite bad interviews with Sean Ryan and yeah there's they're like you watch a lot of his

podcast yeah I enjoy some of the people that he has on Yeah. Three episodes you don't want to miss. I love you. I shit on you constantly in your face. Aw. Right? So, like, I enjoy Sean.

So, but, and some of the reasons why I watch them is because it's so infuriating how bad some of these people that the interviews are. So my top three worst interviews are. One, there is like a father and son who like did random handiwork for SF guys. They were like, yeah, because we did some plumbing, we were able to put up some scaffolding. They brought us on secret bases. And one day I was in an under. underground bunker and there was a big sheet over this thing that was floating and he couldn't see the bottom of it. And then we walked down the hallway and we're like, oh, hey, we got to go back now.

And so two minutes later, we turn around and the whole thing's gone. You're like, okay, all right. And there was a lot of dumb stupid shit like that too, just a bunch of like the, you wouldn't even know. People who don't know what special forces is, that's what this guy was like talking about. Nonsense. The other one is, and this is like really close to my top one, but my number two, is the, the custodian. the janitor in the Antarctic military post? Yes.

Who's like, you know how I get everywhere? How? I'm Sean Ryan. I can't wait to listen to this. I'm the janitor, so I've got the keys because I got a clean, right? So the janitor gets in everywhere. A lot of blue-collar folks on this podcast. Well, or dumb liars.

Either way. Two things can be true. So you're like, what a high school, elementary level. understanding of like, oh, well, the guy who has got a clue can get everywhere. It's the stupidest. The topest of secrets. He's just mobbing the floor.

Don't mind him. He's allowed to look at it. Enter the nuclear code. Right behind the president. He's literally just, what is it? What is it? Gubb from Rick and Morty. God damn.

Oh, no. I so. Interimensional aliens. Oh, man. I really. really still want Ethan to do us a mock of Sean Ryan podcast. Sean Fryan will do just him. It can be Sean and Sean.

It'll be me and him across from one another, talking to each other like Sean Ryan. Hold on. I'm only 66% hard. What's number one? The number one one. This is great. There is this old woman who looks like,

now you're fully hard. That was it. Who looks like you expanded a mentally, deficient prune because she's just wrinkly and old with all this kicked on makeup and she talks like this all the time. And she's supposed to be a remote viewer. Oh, and the entire time she's talking with Sean,

it's the most infuriating thing ever and it's absolutely hysterical. I should actually just do a breakdown of how full of shit she is because it would be so much fun. She'll constantly be, she never gives a straight answer. even in the moments where Sean kind of like asks or like, hey, what's that feel like? She'll be like, you know, I kind of like, you know, I have, you know, I see these things and they come to me and I write them down. And Sean's like, okay, well, how do you see them? Yeah, I mean, I feel things where I see them.

Sometimes when I go to bed, movies play in my head. And he's like, all right, what's it feel like? I don't know. Does it feel like energy? Yeah, it feels like energy. Is the energy pink? Oh, yes. sometimes it's gotta go.

He's just feeding her the answers. And she's just like gobbling up like a fat. Beat that. And just it's just the most obvious, foolish shit palm reading, sorcery nonsense in a fucking finger, because the werewolf is hot and sexy with a six-pack biography fantasy nonsense.

It's just so garbage. Well, it's just like kind of the remote viewers that they were talking about, like the CIA, where they were trying to, to find like the arc of the covenant or something like that. It's in the desert. Yeah, it's like CIA white papers and people are like, oh my God, the CIA knows about remote

viewing. It's like, no, they did a study. And the answer that they all came to was an item that was lost in the Middle East is in a dark place where people are speaking Arabic and there's sand around. Oh, my God. Holy shit, alert the media. Are you going to go on Sean Ryan with that? That's great.

I think I will. You can tell the story. We were talking about, yeah, remote viewers. We were talking about that yesterday, I think about the, people who believe that children with autism have psychic powers. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Then I played that clip of that.

It's just called Focus. I mean, is it a superpower? For many. Yes. Get off your phone. Oh, that video, because it's the mom's like, look how. Oh, God. That car.

Did you see that? Yeah. The kids, oh, my God. Please explain. I love it. Editor's got to pull this one up because I, I, I, you cannot grasp how fully just full of shit. Some people are.

There's a completely nonverbal autistic man who his mother speaks. Well, Helen Keller is what brought up this conversation. His mother speaks. As a natural Saturday conversation goes with us. Saturday night, I had a couple beverages. Helen Keller. Time to talk about your thoughts on Helen Keller. Good morning, guys.

By the way, I don't think that Helen Keller was real. I was like, you know what? I've heard something. Seven a.m. on a Monday. Oh, that's something. It's like, I don't see how she tried to fly her. around the world. Helen Keller was blind and deaf.

There's a reason she crashed that plane after she got out of the attic. That she was the one in the attic. Ellie Keller was eaten by coconut crabs. She was ripped to pieces by coconut grabs. She finished her diary. She got in a plane. And she blinded and deaf.

Welcome to Saturday's conversation. Tell him about the Frientism, kid I was trying to pull up the video Well, this is going to be One of those episodes Where everybody's going to be It's going to be a hard cut

From everybody cackling, laughing And nobody hears my jokes Because they can't be on YouTube Let me find this video Before I continue to describe it While you're looking for that video The one that just completely disappeared The Sean Ryan did

Was the email that he got If you recall After that guy blew himself up In the cyber truck In the Trump Tower in Vegas Oh yeah where like they confirmed, I think, I want to say, like, don't quote me on this, but I want to say that they confirmed forensically that that was a real email from the guy who blew himself up.

Yeah. Talking about how he had all sorts of clearances and that he was witnessed to all of the... He was being stalked by a federal agency and that's why he was driving around with like firearms and explosives. But he was talking about anti-gravitational vehicles and like we have them. China's got them. And like there was a lot of details and like he like very, very plausibly had those sort of clearances. And everybody just fucking. got like two weeks later. Did we learn about them from the reptilians or the grays? I've heard one is

friendly and one is not. I don't have that sort of clearance. However, I do, it was really weird though. Because you're not a janitor at the hit. Damn it. I know I should have done that career path. Literally the keys to the entire empire. I did think it was weird though going to shot show that year and seeing, because like we had an event at the Trump and like rolling up to it and just seeing under the, uh, the overhang, just all the scorch marks and holes and shit where they still hadn't repaired it from the bombing. It's kind of wild. I do love that the government has come out multiple times. I'm like, aliens are real. And everybody's like, I don't care. Anyways, that fascinates me. I love it. I made that TikTok four years ago. And that happens so often. Every time it comes up,

I'll just go on TikTok, steal my own real, reupload it, and it will get four million views. Because it's every fucking, like, six months, aliens are real. like what's actually going on. Well, the thing is like they, the headlines are always like, government admits it's aliens. And then you actually read what the government said. And they're like,

here's some shit we saw on thermal. We don't really know what it is. Yeah, there was a Navy pilot saw something weird. That thing went really fast and then stopped. All right. It's like, does Occam's Razor really say gray men in a fucking UFO?

Is that really what Occam's razor says? I don't know. Occam's razor's shape my balls. So this, this kid. I'm sorry to shave my balls. That actually kind of goes hard. It was the easiest solution.

Why has nobody had a razor company called Occam's razor? I think they did. I think there is one. It feels like it's the easiest solution. And there's the, yeah, see? There's the tagline. Someone's going to take all of that business model.

That's okay. I'm not doing anything with it. I hate making money. It's true. I see them do it. So this guy is. You know not do it. Two degrees.

This man has two degrees nonverbal autistic. Two degrees, like college degrees? Yes, UCLA and I can't remember the other one. What does his mom do also? Oops. I don't remember. What does his mom do? She's the lie.

Well, yeah, his mom sits by his side and interprets what he says. What's his mom's name? Spawn point. Jenna Bush. Hager. No, no, no, no, that's the reporter. His mom is named Mary. Woody Brown is the name of this kid. So here's him communicating. And then his mom interpreting what he's saying on this. It's literally a piece of cardboard. I don't know if I have it at the right spot. His mom by his side, Woody attended UCLA to finally be in the room where the learning was happening. Mm-hmm. Helmy's not even looking at the keyboard.

He's not. He isn't. He isn't. He's matching letters and then he's forming... It's not in a keyboard either. Complex paragraphs. My favorite part... It's a paper.

That she can interpret. That's the whole point. Only she can interpret it. My favorite part is he keeps tapping after she's done talking and she just goes completely off to a different thing. You know what? It sounds oddly familiar.

This one woman can only interpret this one thing. I believe her name was Anne Sult. Did she like have to put these things in like a box so other people couldn't see them while she interpreted these things? Oh, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. I'm picking up what you're putting down. I mean, I don't know. Only I can interpret this. It's my son.

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Hmm. The nice part is it is actually TSA compliant. I didn't actually know that part. actually know that part until a couple months ago. That is actually really cool. You just put a little lock through there. Exactly. When you check in a pistol or any gun, if there's a hole that a lot can go through on whatever you're checking your gun in, you have to put a lock through that. This has one hole, so you just need one lock easily accessible once you land on the ground. I know you're not normally a one hole kind of guy, but this is definitely an exception to the rule.

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Stopboxusa.com use code unsubscribe. That's the page. Yep. Why is there a space? Well, if you watch the video, she's just hitting. That's actually a really good point. I was just hitting like X repeatedly. And then like not at nearly the pace.

Why is there a pause? Why? Here's the thing. Here's the crazy thing, right? He was hitting Y a lot. Oh yeah. Not a very useful like word. Letter.

Yeah, it's a sometimes. Word. It's the sometimes letter. It's a texting, sorry. Sometimes a vowel. Yeah, I know I fuck that up. Sometimes a consonant. We're still so proud of you.

What he meant to say was, Ricky learned good. Yeah. Just keep mashing Y. What he's saying, it's very complex, these thoughts that I have in this head of mine. I can, I'm a, I'm a take it. Okay, you guys gave him a million dollars or whatever. I hope this is a clip that gets pulled up next time they want to bring us into the Pentagon or something.

It's like these guys. He really likes Scandolph. He shall not Huh Why, why, why, why, Y, Y, Y, Y, X, Y, Y. Happy, happy, horny, horny, ball, boops. He says he needs to go to the bathroom for two to three minutes. What's up?

What's up? Oh, fuck me. I last. Really hard. Yeah, that would got me. All right. What's up next on the magic list? Eli.

I know. Well, Richard, do you have any more stories? So you're back into the force? Yeah. Oh, man. Not the fun force. Now it's like actually dumb stuff. You've filled on one story where, uh...

Oh, well, I have a story that I haven't told you yet. So, we have a... Hmm. Well, I don't know what you would call. It's not a unit, but it's like, uh, an overtime. deal where you drive around with like the FBI and you try to go to like gun gang areas and complaints where gun violence has occurred and you do the jump up boy stuff right it's not a unit it's just like an overtime detail there you know details the term I'm looking for so they

would have detectives myself included with federal agents attached to us in unmarked cars we would drive around the city and we would jump out on guys and sometimes we had CIs working with us simultaneously, then they'd be like, hey, these guys with guns are over here. He's wearing this and that. And then we would jump out, you know, get him, arrest him, get the firearm, you know, off of these, you know, violent gang members, you know, people that have already been convicted of violent crimes in the past that are supposed to have firearms. And, you know, cool beans, right?

And I haven't been on patrol in a long time. And one of the great things about being on patrol is you, when you're constantly driving around for like a 10-hour shift, you get to see all the crazy shit that maybe you guys get to see like once every six months. Like, oh, I can't believe that guy caught off that girl and flipped her off and then did a U-turn and then wrecked his car. That was insane. And we're like, we see like that like once a month, twice a week.

It's incredible. Well, one of those moments happened to us. My buddy is driving in our unmarked car. I'm in the front passenger and we're in a two lane or a four-lane road. We're driving down the road and he kind of goes not into the right lane, but like, you know, gets close to like that little dotted line, you know, and the guy that's driving up next to us, you know, beeps the horn. We're like, oh, my bad.

Well, a little bit of road rage happened. Wouldn't you know it? We're slowing down because the red light's coming over and the car speeds up, cuts us off, almost causes us to hit him and then goes down a side road. Wrong answer. So we pull up and we've got the feds behind us in a minivan with fucking lights on it. So we pull up in front of them to box them in and break and the Fed car lights him up. And this dude's like, oh shit.

And I look in through the windows that are titted. I'm like, there's fucking four young, four middle aged men in it. Fucking game on. Like they're already driving like this. I already know their assholes. Like the potential for criminal activity is high. You know what I mean? Like 25 to 30 year olds, there's four of them in one car and they're already cutting us off and being dickheads.

Oh, very exciting. Red flags in a good way are going up. It jumps the curb and goes around us. We're like, wow, it's going to be a car chasing on my car. Oh, yeah. I'm excited. I've got my hand on the door because originally when we pinned him in, I'm opening up the door to jump out. Because in the Northeast, if you get pulled over and you don't want to get pulled over, you try to do a car chase,

everybody jumps out of the vehicle and runs. So you want to be out of the vehicle fast, you know, grab the guy who's holding his waistband or whatever. He's got a backpack. So they go around us. And I'm like screaming to my buddy. I'm like, oh, yeah, it's fucking on. We're going. They're going.

Dude, you do what you love for a job. You never work a day in your life. Never work a day in your life. So we end up getting around the car again because it like can't, it's can't like go forward and back. And there's dudes that are just like in the car, just. like oh fuck because now there's like three or four unmarked cars some with lights white boys jumping out you know in jeans i had cut off jorts i had jorts i was wearing jorts and a bulletproof vest if you see jorts in a little v vibe right if you got if you got jorts in a bulletproof vest

jumping out on you with their gun drawn you're like uh feds we're fucked are you are you allowed to get your uh to bring your own like personal like plate carrier to work no no it's got to be approved Damn. I was going to say you need one of those denim plate carriers too. I say, we can't make it happen. You can be approved. The world's my oyster, buddy. Levi's. So I'm in my jorts.

Open up the door. They go around us again. And we're like, oh, yeah, it's fucking game on. Because the feds will go. The feds will chase. They're like, we're the feds. We're not the city of Buffalo Police Department. If this person takes off, then we're going to continue the chase.

And then we had some troopers and other people in our cars. We had Air One flying above us too. Because like said, there was a big detail. It was all around the city. It wasn't just me. So we pin him in again. We get in front of them. We pin them in.

The feds are on the side. Like they're about to start rubbing, you know, and like hitting them. And the other car's behind them. And I've got my door open and I jump out with my gun drawn. Jorts police vest on. And I just see him like, oh shit, they're all reaching around. The one guy, see him go like this. And I'm like, they're fucking eating it.

They're fucking eating at their store and their fucking trucks are hiding. I'm screaming out like, guy in the back is shoving shit in the thing. This guy's eating the dope. He's eating the dope. Get your fucking hands up. Everybody's screaming at them. We're yanking them out of the cars. And this is the weird thing.

No guns in the cars, which just based on all the shenanigans that were going on, we were almost certain there was going to be guns in the cars. The way they were like trying to shove stuff under the seats and hide stuff on us. And but we did find like baggies where they had like took their dope, probably maybe crack, probably Coke and just bit the corner of the sandwich bag off and just swallowed it, which is what to do if they got like less than an eight ball. I was going to say medically that seems like a terrible idea. Oh no.

Shucks. Oh no, they're going to OD. So you're saying the problem took care of itself? Street justice. I might have missed it. What was the footwear situation with the Jorts and best? Jump out boys. It was where the jump out boys.

My man. Oh my God with the Jords. The tie top shoes just. And I had a jump out boy shirt on. I had my jump out boy shirt on. While being a jump out boy. While being a jump out boy. Hell yeah.

Yeah. So meta. We pull a model out. We're looking through the car. We see the bid off sandwich baggies. We know they swallowed. They're dope. There's a bunch of weed in there, but weed's legal.

We just know that they're selling it, you know, without a license, which is, that's not really what this task course is about. So we're just like, whatever. Do we take it and submit it? Burn it. Let them keep it. Now they're assholes. They don't get to keep anything. We'll take it.

We'll just throw it away. You know, or submit it into evidence. whatever we did with it. I don't know. It wasn't my, wasn't my bag. It was marijuana. That's not how that works. I snorted a line of marijuana or two in my life. Me and the boys are known to do the drugs. So, we're cool. We're hip. We get in there and the thing that was awesome that was very unique to this stop is we're going through the glove compartment and there's an envelope in it. And in the envelope is like 30 checks. And we're like, who are these checks to? I think, who are these checks to? There's like a whole bunch of checks.

There's like checks from like somebody had the same last name as one of the detectives. Are you related to this person? They're like, no, there's normally I am related to everybody with that last name, but that must be somebody that's like not from our side of town where my family grew up. There's 30 different checks with different people's names on it made out to different people to include Western Union checks for like three or four or five hundred dollars, right? We're like, these things aren't supposed to have these checks.

And we, you start going through like, all right, why would they have these checks? they doing with these checks. They're not labeled to anybody. What's going on? Every once in a while, this is what we think happened of how they got them. Every once in a while, a U.S. Postal Service member will have their box keys stolen for postal boxes, post boxes, right? And the mailboxes, I mean. So what people do is they'll go in it, they'll steal stuff that they think have checks in them. That's like a big offense. Oh, yeah. That's a big offense. So they'll go in. It's like federal like mail Camper. Yes.

That's federal. That's a felony. Fuck you in the ass prison. Like, male laws are kind of crazy with what they could do to you because. Female laws are even worse. Ew. Because like back in the day,

the mail was like, if you put the mail, you could, I think death penalty was on the table for a while. This is like back in the day before phones and telegrams and all that shit. Like mail was extremely important. So like those laws haven't all been like updated. So like they can fucking cook your ass over with the mail if they really want to.

You go to jail over a cold's catalog. No. You can get drawn in court. Legit. Oh, I believe it. I had a, I knew somebody that I went to school with at one point that was a mail carrier that

had like the, like the, like the colds catalogs like the coupon books for the local grocery stores and shit. Yeah. And he was like on overtime because he was the new guy and just didn't want to do his route and threw that shit in the trash can. Oh. And like he got fired,

but he got fired and was also informed like, we could send you to prison for this for like not delivering. Yeah. coupon books. They paid to have them mailed. Oh, yeah. So mail theft, five years in federal prison with fines up to $250,000. Good.

Mailbox vandalism, up to three years in federal prison with fines up to $250,000. So if you were ever a kid that was bashing mailboxes. Oh. Maybe Google that statute of limitations before you tell that story. Mail fraud, up to 20 years in federal prison with $250,000. What would mail fraud be considered? That's when you meet somebody at a bar and you pretend to be a pretty girl. I think it might be with probably like voting.

Because they're saying presidential. 1792, Congress passed a law stating that anyone who robbed a U.S. mail carrier stole mail or stole a letter or packet from the mail or the post office could upon conviction suffer death. Holy shit. They were not fucking around with the mail back in the day. Dude, putting unpaid flyers in is $5,000 to $10,000. Dude, the Chinese restaurant down the street from my house is fucked. For more than one reason.

Well, that's why, that's also why, um, is that the one next to the vet? Oh, no. That's why, like, FedEx and UPS aren't allowed to put your packages or mail in your mailbox. It's federal law. Only U.S. Postal Service can put mail in your mailbox. Is that why they have to, like, hang in the door and shit like that? Yeah, they have to put them on your porch. They're not allowed to put stuff in the mailbox.

It's interesting. Illegal as shit. I did not know that. Fun. Additional information about this. So we look at it. We assume that that's how they're getting it. They're definitely going through the mail.

We determine they're going to be check washing, right? So check washing, for those of you don't know, is Brandon writes a check to Connor and it's for $50. I steal that check somehow. And I'm able to wash it. so then the who it's made out to Connor and the amount gone and I fill in that blank so now instead of Connor getting the $60 I cash it to myself and I get a thousand you literally wash the checks in acetone by the way because it makes the non-printed ink dissolve like the pen ink how to make felonies occur yeah and then it no paper show once you cash it in your name well I mean it's like I mean shit like catch me if you can like different things like that they were showing that definitely true story of the con man who wrote his own biography. He's the coolest guy ever. That's my favorite part of it is that later on they figured out that half the conning was

silicon. Because they were like, wait a minute, hold on. With your story, like, you were in jail during those time periods where you claim this happened. How the fuck is that? Oh, yeah. All right. They caught me again.

The additional fun piece of information is that one of the checks for like four or $500 was made to the NAACP. the four gentlemen in the car were African American. So they're stealing from the NAACP, which, if I'm not mistaken, is for the advancement of colored people. I mean, they're just skipping... National Association. Correct.

They're just skipping the middle, man. I guess. Direct to consumer. There we go. So, yeah, that was funny. We're just like, oh, my God, there's checks to the NACP. There's checks to black churches in here. They're stealing their own shit.

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I don't even know what videos you've been brewing up. He did a video about Katie. No, I'm about to do one of those actually. Oh. I'm going to be doing a, it's probably, it might have come out already by now. The, I'm going to do two videos. I'm going to try it anyway. Because remember I did that video, The Truth About Tony Gonzalez.

I'm doing a video, The Truth About Katie Stout, and I'm doing one, the truth about Brandon Herrera. I'm hungry for more knowledge about that. Well, my own video, I'm just going to be responding to my own attacks. Like the things that people have said about me. I'm like, all right, cool. I'll talk about literally every single one of them. Let's fucking go.

I just read that article about you yesterday, and I learned so many things about one of my best friends. It was crazy. I didn't know half of the information. We were tighter after that. Like somebody's belt, you are tighter. Like the moo-moor born by the opposition. It grows tighter every day. It's one of those things where actual discourse and actual conversation is impossible because the other side's pretends not to know what time it is. They pretend to not know the difference between satire and reality between jokes and policy. It's like, all right, really, that's how we're going to play.

Okay, cool. Anyway, back to your hog video. Invasive species. Invasive. Running for District 23. I was just going to let the comments take care of that one. Yeah, talked about, I don't know. For some reason in my channel, I used to talk about like conspiracy theory.

But there's been a pivot where now it's just whatever I'm thinking about that week. I enjoy it. Thank you. So last week it was wild hogs because I went on that pig hunt with. Would you say Chris was on yesterday's episode? Or he was in the background. He was in the background. Okay.

A friend of ours, Chris, I think it's his cousin, invited me, Cody, and Cody's son, John, out to go hog hunting. So we ripped it through the woods, or fields rather. Blassin hogs had the fucking time of my life. Love shooting a pig. And I was like, man, I know pigs or wildhogs are a really big problem in Texas specifically. Never really heard about them back when I lived in Indiana. And so I was looking into it. And in the past, like, year alone, it.

has exploded. They've moved into, it used to be like six or seven states up until a couple years ago and now they've been spotted or reported in 37 states in total. So pretty much the entire southern two-thirds of the country. And well, it was like when, uh, excuse me, Brandon and his shop guys go on a little retreat to a lake really close to my hometown. So he invited me to go hang out with his shop guys at the lake, again, an hour away from where I grew up. And we went to the bar that I've been going to since I was 17, 21. And the bartender, everybody there knows me. And the bartender immediately was like, oh, you live in Texas.

You've hunted hogs by helicopter? Like, that's all we know. It's like, you know, that's the Texas thing. you shoot pigs from a helicopter. We do do that from time to time, which is cool as shit. But that's like the extent of the knowledge, even though pigs have now been spotted, like I said, in like those 37 states. Including Indiana.

Iowa is out of it. Indiana's in it. And it is getting so explosively worse. The growth rate in order to sustain it, there's like a golden number that's been shared around that you have to kill up to 70% of the current population of hogs to maintain. that's so that that's like their reproduction rate so to keep the number a million 600,000 like kill or it's like seven yeah kill 700,000 it was GED man a million kill 700,000 and they will be back to a million in the next breeding cycle. Correct. The craziest part about the pigs for me is that just like normal domesticated farm pigs will turn into wild boars after like a couple months.

Shockingly. Yeah. Craziest like I had no. I found this out like this year, but you brought it up in your video again. I had no idea that that was the same animal. And it's just like, oh, there's no fence. I'm going to grow a bunch of hair and tusks and be an asshole. Yeah, we'll just go feral.

It's crazy. They go feral. Yeah, they become almost immediately undomesticated. They grow a thicker coat. They can survive anywhere. You've all seen, I brought up pictures in the video. Sounds like Italian women in the winter. Hey, whoa.

Like your white. Bibbidi-Bat. I take that back. But you've seen pigs on a beach. He's very strong. you said it you're like never mind that's rude

I were gonna make a wife yeah Taylor and March just looks like a gruntlet it's because she's Italian I didn't mean it like that yeah she's sharp your wife is a wonderful beautiful woman

yeah but she's not a real person because she's Italian you know they can't vote they own property you stop that shit in World War II you saw what they did in New York God rats all of them

where was that oh yeah they can live on a They can live as far north as it possibly goes. And we're still like on Italians, right? I was going to circle back because Christopher Columbus brought him over. Dago. Damn it.

They're not as smart people, but they know how to cook a noodle. Brought them over. They let them free range. And it was like their mobile food source. They showed up and they were like, we're traveling halfway across the country. It was a DeSoto was also like one of the first guys who brought a bunch of them over and just,

they released them and like, next time we're in the neighborhood we'll kill him, immediately took over the fucking country. And so I think a lot of people think, like, in the same tier as, like, deer or raccoons, like, that's just a thing that's always been here. No, we fucking brought them here, and they shit up. I can't remember the number, I think I brought it up,

the amount of endemic species in the U.S. that they've, like, directly led to the extinction of, but it's, like, a decently high number. And the amount of damage, again, it's like if you don't, If you aren't around them or see what they do, you're like, oh, they're fucking pigs. Like, what can they do? It is insane. Like, in a night, they will, it's like a bulldozer rolled through a field.

They fuck shit up. Farmland, all sorts of shit. But also, they'll go after, because they'll kill for fun. They'll kill for territory. They'll go after, like, domesticated animals. They'll gore your dog in your backyard. Dogs, they killed a woman in Dallas, just in, like, a residential neighborhood. What she was trying to do?

Pet them? No, no, no. She was, like, on her way to her mailbox. They're aggressive. They will sprint at you. I wouldn't want to fire the wild pig. They take shots. How many shots?

That's what's really surprising to big boars. When you're fucking shooting them, I'm at Frasier. We were in a helicopter. I was like, ba, ba, pop, pop, pop, pop,

I was like, my gun's not zeroed. I aim up round behind it. I was like, oh my God. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. Shot it like 10 times. It finally fell down. I had to just shoot way higher.

I was like, okay, this is just head shots. Otherwise, that plate for the shoulder, just absorb. Yeah, we had one when we were hunting them that it was still kicking. It was brain dead,

but it was still physically alive. And I had a, I think a seven inch knife with me and it wasn't deep enough to stab its heart. Yeah. Like they're big animals. Which kind of is another problem.

I forgot to bring up in the video is a lot of people are trophy hunting for them. So they'll only hunt for like the biggest like the hogsilla big males, which the way that they work is kind of similar to like elk, I think you described. So there will be a group of females, and they're all related.

They're all cousins. They're all inbreeding and all that shit. But there will be like, it's called a sounder. And then the joke I made in the video is, you know, because they're a pain of the dick like sounding. But it'll be a group of females think we all nod in agreement. You know it's a tip of your meat. You know it's a good joke when nobody laughs. How did you turn this back around on me?

Well, let's, I'm in the middle of something. Hey. Don't talk to me like that, sweetie. It's like a group of 12 females, but if you kill like the alpha male or whatever, they're the one that's breeding. So if you kill fucking boss hog, now there are two competitive males that were underneath him in all likelihood as sons that are just going to split off. And now you've doubled the population of hogs because now you have two breeding males. There was one who was, you know, big dick. You've killed him.

and now they've split off so you've accidentally doubled the population. So we've got to kill the women. We have to kill all of them. Every one of them. Like literally every pig in a...

No matter of the species. Oh, pigs. Is there like... They are getting big. The biggest, like, pigzilla, the sheer size of that fucking thing is terrifying. I heard like 400 pounds.

Oh, they're like 800 pounds. Yeah. I think that's the biggest one ever was in an album. Yeah, that little kid got it. Yeah. Monster pig. Which they brought in, this was in like the late 1800s for sport hunting.

They brought in because the, originally the feral hog population was just, it was domesticated pigs that went loose and their coat screw thicker. They brought in the Eurasian boar or the Russian boar. It's a wild pig from Europe that was like a sport hunting boar. Brought them over and they're the same species. So they interbreed. And that's what they turn into. So it's the domesticated pig that we bred.

for thousands of years to get as big and fat as as possible, and then this aggressive feral boar. And so they're fucking, and they get the worst of both characteristics. Just massive things. And there are one animal people at first when you go, oh, we're killing them. It's like, oh, what do you do with the meat?

It's like, no. You don't want to eat it. Yeah, you don't want to eat it and you leave it. And they're going to eat it and clean it up themselves. That's one of the things. Like, you could eat it if you wanted to, but the wild ones specifically, you really don't want. Like, they're diseased.

They're eating trash. They're eating trash. They're eating trash. They're garbage. They eat meat. The meat tastes for different areas for deer, access, whatever it is. They taste better in certain spots because. Oh, you get a deer that's been eaten at an apple orchard.

Pigs, trash. Guess what? That does not taste good. And then they have so many, like, parasites. And they really aren't that fatty. So, like, domesticated. eggs have a shitload of fat. That's bacon.

Like that's what we all love. It's like, oh, and I got that comment a thousand times, which I kind of talked about it in the comments. But they're like a really lean animal. So they have disgusting, greasy,

gamey meat that's full of parasites and it's really lean. They're like giant squirrels, basically. If you got one that's like high fenced, like a high fenced hog or something like that, that, you know, you've seen its food supply,

you know, those you can turn into like breakfast sausage and all sorts of stuff like that. But really, if you shoot a pig that you don't know where the fucking came from, you do not want to eat that. Yeah, it's like you can, but probably not. And then that speaks to, like, the parasite thing. Yeah, like screw worm. They're carrying all that.

They carry those, the ticks that make you gay, lone star ticks. Yeah. And then. The ones that turn you into James Talarico. Hey, ooh. Alertier to meat? Yeah. He's a vegan?

He's done, like, he's come out against meat and shit. like that before. And now, like, he's... Time he comes out in a different one. It's so funny because he does those campaign pictures now where he's just, mm, mm, and like just... The McDonald's Burger Bite. Oh, wow, isn't this such good barbecue here in Texas?

And you're just like, come on, dude. Come on. Now, all of his ads now, he's getting out of a big pickup truck, because I'm a man. It's like, I have never seen someone try to look like the average dude so hard before. Do you remember the ad campaign where it's like, I'm a man? And it was like with the Cromola thing. For Kamala? Dude,

yeah. Yeah. And it was like the big fat guy with the tiny cowboy hat like a joke. He's like, and I don't know. And you're like, dude, you're, you look like a joke. You look like a gosh dang clown. This massive mound of a floppy dude. Just just fat.

Looks like baby Huey. And he doesn't even have the right sized hat on. It's just got like some tiny hat. What am I saying? Am I saying it? He just is your buffalo accent. Yeah. Yeah.

He said fiat. Fiat. Yeah. I do. Yeah. And then he had Tim Wals doing maintenance on his. Change the air filter. And he's just changing the air filter.

He's like, I know how to work on my truck. It's like, bro, it's a wing nut. What are we talking about? He is a wing nut. It's one wing nut. Lift replaced.

I'm man. It reminds me of the, what is that hot rod? You know the movie Hot Rod? I like the party. Or when he's trying to impress the girl who's walking up, he's in his garage and he panics and grabs a hammer and he's just hitting the engine block with a hammer

when she walks up and he's like, oh sorry, I didn't even notice you there. That dude, I figured, like, you're right. It's that first guy. Dude, just the tiniest hat that does not fit him. And then the hard cut to this guy. There's like a dude on the back of a pickup truck.

Yeah, the, that guy. It's the way he's sitting. You're sitting like that. Really? That's the guy. I'm a man. Huh? I drive the truck.

It's lifted. He had... I eat carburetors for breakfast. I ain't afraid of bears. That's what beer hugs. I'm afraid of bears. Yeah, I can tell. I can't believe it.

I ain't afraid of bears. Yeah. He's getting hit up by bears on grinder. He put a man in the woods or a big scary bear. I'm going to go for the bear. Are you a cat pose? To be alone in the woods with two hot hairy bears? I eat carburetors for breakfast.

What the fuck does that even mean? I have never heard a man say a sentence even remotely. close to that. It was, I guess it was like a writer for Jimmy Kimmel or something like made that commercial.

I would bet a million dollars cash. That dude doesn't know what a carburetor is. It probably doesn't even know that most cars don't have them anymore. Right. Yeah.

They say full-throated endorsement on it. Yeah. Full-throated endorsement. Full-throat. I'm starting to think this is just like it. This is, it's different around, right? Who paid for this?

I sure is shit. I'm not afraid of. Women. I'm not afraid of women. Same. You're clearly not a child. You haven't been around us with elastic bands. Workout bands.

No, it just clicked. That made you kill her kids. If you think of them as vases. We just got an awe from the audience. Want to be childless cat ladies? Have all the cats you want. Woman wants to be president? Well, I hope she has the guts to look right.

I can't get a lot of him sitting like that. My full-throated endorsement. I'm doing this ad real, just pause. Wait, I'm doing this is an ad, but I gotta show you something really cool. This is the next gen ultra gen 6 lawnmower. You can order new blades off of this. And it tells you when you need to replace it. This is crazy.

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Because there is no chance of shit. Fine, but you have to say it into the mic. Yeah, I will. You have to say it. I think this is actually parody. I'm looking at this at the very bottom. It says not authorized by any candidate or candidates committee. This is parity.

You don't remember when that came out? I remember it. No, it was the director was like a director for like Jimmy Kimmel or was some sort of left-leaning late-night show. It was like a- It got play. I swear it was like a. It was real. And it got ripped.

It got ripped. I mean, I'm not going to lie. If it's a sign up as like a Republican. Most effective ever. It's it got me. I mean, it got me. Yeah. No, I'm looking at this.

the guys, I would put money on this not being real. There's no way. Hold on. We got an AI. AI who made that video. Harris Walt's ad. My phone's over there. Produced independently by the grassroots group Creatives for Harris and director Jacob Reed, not the official campaign. Greater Jacob Reed though, I believe.

That has to be somewhat tongue and cheek, like parody. Well, there's something in their cheek. Yeah. It's not a tongue. Oh, didn't the Nick Shirley law get passed in California? Yeah, it actually made it? Yeah, I think it got passed. It now has to get struck down by like the federal court system. Because exposing fraud is wrong?

Yeah. Yes. I guess. You don't want to have government officials held in check with your money. No, we need officials to do it so officials can prove that the city they work for did no wrong. Correct. How's that, Rich? Um, oh, if only I had a prime example of why,

that might not work out so well. If only we had a real expert here that had firsthand experience of why that's a fucking horrible idea. There's a story. Shmuffalo smuffalo. I forget it. The boober bike birders. How did that pass?

Sorry. I have an important question for Brandon. What's your first tweet going to be? after you get elected. I don't want the thank you tweet. I want something incredibly funny. At this time next year,

the president of the United States of America will be sleeping with Bill Clinton or whatever she said. That was so fucking funny. And I saw the memes afterward because you saw that right? No, what? Kamala tweeted.

No, no, no, no, no, Hillary Clinton. No, it was Kamala. Connell Harris tweeted it. Yeah. She said at this point, my husband will be, next year, sleeping with the president of the United States. And it was after Trump won,

it was just a meme of like Trump putting on lipstick with him entering the room. Times come. Oh, you, uh, but I have an idea for what tweet I'm going to make, but I'm not going to spoil, I'm not going to spill it. I know exactly what it's going to be

and I'm going to have to take a picture in advance. Is it going to be very funny? It's going to be fucking hysterical. That's all I want. I'm not going to spoil the surprise, but it's going to be great. Oh, he's told me and it's going to be good. one thing. Okay, Finn, come here real quick.

Oh, no. Finn, do you have your relic? Yeah, come to sit down. Do you have your relic? What did Finn lose? Real quick. No, I actually took it out, so I didn't want to lose it by. Now wait, go on. What are we doing? This is a really good, just. Oh, they know the story. Yeah. They've been informed.

Oh, they were informed. Yeah. Oh. I'd lose this. I swear it was a act of God. Wait, start from square zero. What is this? We were in a, okay. I'm going to do a terrible job. Like he did, can you at least give the, I'll help you. You try. So we were in, we were, we were in Pittsburgh and we weren't able to go to the place we were supposed to go to by no fault of my own. I reached out two months at advance. But anyway, so we ended up in a, in a church by happenstance because it was like, oh, one of the holiest place. I mean, they don't level,

we ask, they don't like level, like power level their holiness. But this one is like second to the Vatican if they did that. No, it... Keep note. Let him. He's going. Because there was like, if we're just comparing artifacts, there was like 5,200 artifacts there, like just in that one church. Relics.

And the Vatican is the only one that has more than that. So we actually got to walk through it and they broke down some crazy stuff. Who is we? Nick and Ethan. Okay. And then the father. Do you remember his name? The priest.

I'm really surprised you even call him, Daddy. I'm not nervous. I was just on the way to the battle. when they called me down here. You cut that sacrilege. But anyway, so, yeah, so we're there. And then when we're about to head out after getting like the coolest experience, I don't want to spoil everything, but there was like Moses' staff, for instance, was there.

It was crazy. At least a part of it was, not the whole thing. But they gave us like a relic, which was like touched to one of the thorns that was pushed in, it was in the crown of thorns, right? Yes. So it was a piece of that actual thorn that touched the relic that we were given. And then I set it down to finish the episode. and then I put it on the pew

so I knew exactly where it was and then it wasn't there when I went back for it in front of the statue of like the saint of lost objects or items or something you're in the cathedral of St. Anthony the patron saint of lost items

I swear he did it as a prank or something like I don't know where it went because I know exactly where I was and where I said it and he's like this would be so funny but anyway so the father was like look I'm not saying you're going to hell but

can he actually say this he's like I can't really help you if you do but he did give me another one and I know where that one is so it ended up okay I think I told it all right people don't get a do-over on a relic I know but he gave me another one he had like a little stack I like it happened right in front of it yeah oh I just picture and there was this sweet woman there too that was telling us the history so it was just like a whole crowd of people that this guy is that's not a good sign what you say when you

recognize because I know it had that thin like look around you like I was like guys I don't know where it went. Yeah. Yeah, but, um, so I'm a little worried about that. Whenever I do pass, I'll have to have a little talk with him on that. I think it's best to have the talk before the passing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And purgatory.

Typically. Ben waiting in line. There's a cardboard box. This is lost and found. I've heard a lot of stories from Finn and of all things I, I think, lose it, losing the relics. I have it. All right. Well, thank you for having me.

I got to use the bathroom. A place where you can famously take things with you there. The Egyptians thought that. That was a knowledgeable. I love that Finn was the one that did that. That was a good story to learn about last night. Back to where we started. Rewind in 55 minutes.

Well, with your videos, now you're doing the pigs. Do you have any? uh kind of the conspiracy stuff in the works or you haven't done really well that's kind of what i was getting at like at the very beginning this is like to revert back to 35 minutes ago the yeah unsub um like it all started with the the conspiracy stuff because i was super into that a lot of those things the problem that i've run into is everything a is inconclusive and be everybody kind of people who are in the conspiracy theories like they they have their toxic and shit and don't care about facts or common sense

Because a lot of those videos I was running into that problem where it's like, I've looked into it extensively and it's like, this is probably the case and everybody has their mind made up in certain regards. So I've switched over to a lot of those things where it's like, why is it this way? You know, like how bad is the problem with these wild pigs? Like the next one, which this probably won't come out for a long time. So my video will be out by then, but about like microplastics. Three to five. Oh, yeah, you got time. You can talk.

I got tons of time. Yeah, it'll be out next week. But the, yeah, just like we've all heard, you know, the statistics about. You know, like the one that was going around. It's like you have a, you know, a plastic spoons worth of microplastics in your brain, which is not true. Or, yeah, it's in your balls, which is literally like the opening joke that I make in the video, like about microplastics being in your balls. That one, the problem I run into there, you know, like in regards to the hog. The hog situation is crazy.

There's kind of a solution that we've been working towards. The microplastics are really like piss in the pool. everything you're drinking out of a plastic bottle that was made two weeks ago. Well, yeah, I mean the study that I saw on it basically, they tried to do a study on microplastics and they couldn't do it because they couldn't get a control because they couldn't create an environment that didn't have microplastics in it because they're already fucking everywhere. They have taken core samples in Antarctica and it's they're immediately contaminated.

They're fucking everywhere. Well, just, I think it was last week. I can't remember specifically. They're called, fuck, I can't remember the word off the top of my head. It's a dumb word. It's like nubbles or something like that. Nautil's?

No, it's some bullshit-ass word. Sheple's? You're right there, but what are we talking about? Plastic. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're these little like pebbles that plastics manufacturers, melt down when they...

Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, I just told you about... It's like prills or something? No, it's like nobles or... It doesn't matter. Nodules? Nah, that's a dumb word. But, um...

Nerdles. N-N-U-R-D-L-E-S. N-R-D-L-E-S. N-U-R-D-L-E-S. They melt them down into like finalized plastics products. Well, I think the law got passed at the time of this recording right now

last week where if a company spills them, they have to report them to the EPA. Because I think it was in New Jersey, a truck crashed and spilled like four tons of these tiny plastic beads into a fucking river. And it was just like, oh, flip the truck back up on its wheels and drive away. Like it is what it is. Damn, we lost that load. Like with no concern whatsoever from like the EPA's perspective or environmentally the fact that we've dumped literal tons of plastic into our water supply, because that item wasn't considered like a contaminant in the same way that toxic waste or oil or something like that would be.

So they just changed that, I think, last week. This is actually really bad. Way worse than we. We are actually out of control. Yeah. And it's going to be a really long time before we recover. The three Spider-Man meme of my grandpa full of lead. My dad full of asbestos and me full of microbes.

I made the analogy multiple times in my videos. Like, plastics are going to be the thing we get made fun of 200 years from now. How they'd be like, oh, the Romans drank from lead cups. It's like they're going to, oh, we have this carcinogenic compound that we use in everything. We are currently surrounded by this thing material. It's inside your sweet testicles right now, Richard. This thing made from benzene, famously non-carcinogenic. Yeah, 200 years from now, they're going to be like, what fucking retards?

We are, I mean, leaded gasoline. That's why we had violence so high in the 70s and 80s, and once they made unleaded. They're like, made a video about that. Yeah. A lot of people don't realize that. That's why people were violent because all the lead in the gasoline, it was just ariad. It was aerosolized. It was correlated to a spike in violence.

Yeah, the golden age of serial killers were all born and grew up during their blood lead content was like a hundred times what it should be. and like lead toxicity in your blood makes you like more violent, more sexually aggressive. It literally makes you dumber. So if you look at the graph of like IQ over time, it's constantly steadily been increasing. And then it was like the introduction of triethyl lead in a gas. It was an anti-knocking compound. The IQ goes, poop. And then when we took it back out, it goes back up.

And everything spiked you like violent crime, everything. because there was one man. It was like, they consider him like the deadliest man in human history. It was triethyl lead in gasoline.

I can't remember his name off the top of my head. Freon. Frion. Not Frion, but chloro-fluoral carbons. That's the bad one. Was it the precursor of the ozone?

Yeah, Fri-on was one of them. But, yeah, that's the one that burned the hole in the ozone layer. And then he did a third thing that I can't remember off the top of my head.

But he, like, He, everything he did was well intended, but he did not look at like the last thing. Thomas Miggly. Midgley Jr. Yeah. Thomas Miggily, he created all.

Oh, I didn't know that. So he poisoned everybody with lead. It's in our water supply. It's in our air. Is the other one a pesticide? Did he do DDT? I don't remember.

I don't know. He, like, if you, all of my knowledge is that this is based on watching your video once. So thanks, dad. But if you,

if you take like a step back and look at his life and if he, if you framed him as like, Bond villain. He'd be like, this is the most evil man who's ever lived. He was very well intended, but yeah, he fucked our environment. The road to heaven famously paved with good intentions. Or as I say it in the video,

the road to heaven, et cetera, et cetera. Oh, do you really make that joke? No. I didn't realize that was the spike in serial killers during that time. I do know that was when it was just becoming a thing. It's like, oh, hey, we're actually naming this. What were they called beforehand? Before.

They were called serial killers. Oh, it was spree killers. Yeah. No, yeah, that's a different thing. Well, because it wasn't that the spike happened at the same time. It was on a 20-year delay. So you pump lead into the bloodstream of a child because they were all born in the early 50s. And then they're all in their mid-20s in the 70s.

And that's when all that shit happened. It was like Summer of Sam. It was a lot literally all in, even in California, like Gold State Killer. Golden State Killer. Yeah, the Nightstocker. Dahmer, Bundy. Bundy.

Yeah. Johnling Gacy. Gacy was a little bit older, but it was the same time frame. Which the alternative theory, not that I'm fucking, I love this. The alternative theory

that I just heard recently because I made that video a year ago, is that instead of it being started by a spike in violence because of the lead, the alternative theory is that forensics finally caught up. And so that,

had always been the case. There were always guys who were going to, you know, pick up prostitutes, drive them out in the woods, f*** them and kill them for decades and decades and decades. Well, then in the 70s, forensic technology finally caught up with like fingerprinting. DNA wasn't a thing yet. But they were still saving like things that had DNA on it for the future. Yeah, they, they started categorizing that information. So like forensics finally caught up. And so they started catching people. And then when they started catching people, people started either getting more careful or they were incentivized to not commit crime as much. Are you implying that being held accountable for your actions decenteizes crime? It's a theory many have. Is that what you're

implying right now? I need to see more studies. How dare you? I need to see the science on this before I'm willing to buy it. How dare you? I'd like to see the statistics on the... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, statistics? Cool it. Cool it, buddy. Brandon, what's your... We're all vibes based here. What's your next videos you were working on? Because Darwin just came out. Darwin just came out today. We've got a few... I've got the, uh, the Mandalorian pistol. We've been filming that video. I actually did full LARP for that one. Did you? In the hot heat? That was the fucking problem. I was in the full Mandalorian get up, uh,

because I thought it would be cool of shit. And I, you know, honestly, just, I'm a total fucking Star Wars nerd. I thought it was neat. It was cool to do. For fuck sake, we did it at Ox Ranch in Uvaldi, Texas, in the desert, about 105 degrees. And about half an hour in, I'm in like three layers of like wool and bullshit and armor and like a helmet. I just, I took it off. I'm like, get me the, we had what we needed for the day.

I'm like, get me the fuck out of this thing because I, I'm going to have a heat stroke. I pour cold water over my face when I was done like halfway out of the armor and shit opened my eyes and I was blind like not because there was water

in my eyes like I was just seeing like the stars that I'm about to pass out yeah like oh we were right there but it's fun this is good dude

hopefully it does well how many jokes did you make in this video about your opponent zero why I'm not finished filming it no but I

yeah it should be fun because it's it's a very very little known weapon system it was a Bergman model 1896 it was one of the very first semi-automatic pistols period I think it's actually I forget the story off the top of my head I need to do more research but I think it directly correlated with the inception or the the

invention of the broom handle mauser like they were about right at the same year I think the the Bergman came first and I think the Mouser came second but I'll have to look into that don't quote me but they're very similar actions

and stuff like that but it's the pistol that in the Mandalorian the TV show the movie whatever like that's his that one's actually we talked about it I think with Ian from forgotten weapons

but the one that they use in the movie is like a prototype only like a couple were ever made so whoever their armor is for that is incredibly autistic I didn't know that and then did it have any of the

because it has attachments, doesn't it? Or is it just a pistol? They've got a couple like little things, like the little like trumpet, muzzle break or whatever on the front that Star Wars it up a little bit. But it already. The loudener. Yeah. It already looks pretty sci-fi. The crazy part was, this is where, and we're going to have a pepper box like Boys in the Garage episode on it.

Because my boys in the garage, you know, Zach and the boys had to recreate the ammo for this thing because ammo has been extinct since like the 1930s. We were able to buy like one round that probably didn't fucking work to try to use as a model the basin off of. They had to machine the brass and the primer pockets and cast the bullets and figure out the powder load. We had to retroactively invent ammunition for this gun using chamber castings to figure out what size we needed everything to be. Like the boys did an amazing job. They brought a caliber that's been dead for almost 100 years back to life. No shit. Do the rocket bullets next.

We have those. No, but make them. He shot the whole barrel out of that gun. Yeah, that's right. I have the gyrojet rifle, though. That's one thing I do want to go back out there for, because I think there's even less footage of that. We have the best slow-mo, like high-speed,

thanks to ballistic high-speed, the best footage of a gyrojet ever firing. Like, preserved for, you know, historic sake. Now we're going to do the gyrojet rifle. That's going to be neat. What's that look like? it looks like a fucking Mattel toy. Look up the gyrojet rifle.

It's so weird. Editor, put that shit up. It's basically a gyrojet pistol. It's crammed into like a shitty carbine stock with a Loudener at the end. It's bizarre. You do this more than I do, obviously. But like, it is cool when you film something like that in high speed. And you're like, oh, this is actually like historically relevant, like a source now for this.

Because I had the same thing happen with me and Pewview when we recreate. the Carlos Hathcock scope shot. Yeah. And it's, it's now, like, cited on Carlos Hathcock's Wikipedia page as evidence of, like, because he has, like, controversies where, like,

people cast down on a lot of the stuff. And it's, like, cited as this has been proven possible by, since the fucking myth busters couldn't do it. Yeah. So the, well, guys like you and I that are just obsessed with history sometimes forget that we're living in it.

And, like, some of that stuff, the way it's recorded, recorded, like, we can influence that. Is it in the microplast? It's in here. History's in my balls.

When you said that, I'm glad we'll be in the same frame because you said some gay shit and I immediately looked at Rich and he did some bullshit. It's fucking true. We're living in history and you just... He just looks to be like, go for it. No, I'm just like... Wait, in the history? The history is happening now.

Time? Is it history in me? Is it being? Why? Why don't I even talk? I told you it's Bolly Brandon Day. Yeah. You're evicted.

I didn't give consent for your history to be inside me. Get your history out of me. Your history is so big. Empty my... Empty the history out of my balls, friends. Let the history out. Evacuate my balls of your history right now. You just gave me a perfect joke for my microplastics in your balls thing.

it's like how much protein is in like a cum shot. I need to figure out the dosage of microplastics that are in one too. There you go. You got to get them out. You got to get the microplastics out of your balls. Cut your balls off. We got a guy to do that one time. I don't hate plastics that much.

PCP? You remember? Yeah, that's the gyrojet rifle. Why the fuck is the optic that far forward? I've never seen one with an optic before, actually. That's on all the blueprints, too. That handle? This was the moon gun, right?

Yeah, that was basically the one where the company essentially, they were answering a contract. The contract was, it was like during Vietnam. The government was like, yeah, we want a laser pistol or some shit like that. And all companies were basically like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. And I don't know how to, you want a what? You've been watching too much TV. And then-

Contracts are like the bat signal for autism, I swear. They really are. What do you want? Laser pistols. Laser pistols in a mail truck NBA industries came out with this one. You guys are going to make that happen. Well, they fucking didn't.

We still haven't. But NBA Industries came forward with this, with the rocket gun. And they were just like, um... You said laser pistols. We're laughing at several things at the same time. I immediately imagined the guy of like six car batteries on a backpack that it was like to charge a laser pistol for real. I knew where Connor was going.

Yeah, I know where Connor was going with it too. And then I looked at Connor. I thought of the second thing. And that is a very educational film. Anyway, NBA industries basically came forward. They're like, well, we don't have a laser pistol, but we do fucking have this. And the government was like, well, that is nowhere near what we fucking asked for. We'll take a thousand of them to try out.

And so there's actually, I think I may have mentioned this on the podcast before, but there was a Medal of Honor recipient from Vietnam that has a picture in theater with his gyra jet pistol. So there is potentially room for debate that during the actions of which he was awarded his Medal of Honor that got him the Medal of Honor, he might have been carrying and potentially using a gyra jet pistol. Just the concept of it's like, how do we make ammo really difficult and expensive? Every shot is a jet. 60% more bullet per bullet. Wood furniture on your moon rifle is drippy as fuck though.

I just don't understand, like, again, the optic. Because those bullets, everything happens right by the face then, right? Kind of. It is just a pistol with a 16-inch barrel. You know what it looks like? It looks like a high-point rifle. It really does. It looks like a shitty high-point carbine.

There's no weight on. It's one of those weapons. It's like your 50-calf, the shoulder one. That just is. Oh, the M82A2. That's awesome, though. But it's terrifying with the action by your head. I'm just like, what the fuck?

Isn't it? It's in Metal Gear 4, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Literally. And that one just came out. They just, they ported it. Ported it finally after how many years. We just talked about it. Yeah, it was like 15. Yeah, 15, 16.

Oh, no, it was since 5 came out. Five came out in 2015. Dude, the, the Grant that thought of the thing going on right now is hilarious. The leaks? I haven't been keeping up with that. Do you know, like, the general gist? I know that Rockstar is getting super pissed because there's, Is there some sort of leaker that's putting out all the gameplay footage?

He's leaking stuff, but he also has come out and said, like they want to get him and stop him and arrest him. But he's come out and said, I have the entire game on a dead man switch that I have to enter a password in every day at a particular time. So if I get arrested and I cannot enter the password, it will upload the entire thing to the internet. So they're like, well, now what do we do? this is like a so much less serious Edward Snowden I know why was he doing this is just because like micro transactions or what was the purpose?

He did show a cryptocurrency and I'm like a couple days ago so they had the leaks are over with oh gotcha so he's he was acting like it was for like a righteous cause but he was Loki like just pushing his crypto and insulted also something nobody's talking about is he sucks at playing

video games he plays grand theft auto like my 66 year old five father would. Oh no, he's polite to the hookers. Yeah, he just like walks around.

If I tip him, they'll like that. Just punch people in the head, steal cars, fucking grand theft out of you, dumb bitch. Right. Like the gun play,

everybody's like, the gunplay is so shitty in this game. Like, I think he's just the guy playing it. Yeah. Well,

they did that, uh, what was it called? Like a deeper look into or whatever that was released on Netflix. This is a few days ago. This will be totally irrelevant.

the time this episode comes out. But they released a rock star released a, like 25 minute long thing on Netflix. It's like a deeper look or something like that. GTA 6 and it's just like their gameplay footage and people are saying it's in response to the leaks. But the same thing, like they're trying to make it all cinematic.

So like when their characters are like walking down the street, they're walking at like the slowest pace. They'll be like talking to other characters. They're trying to make it super cinematic. Like it's a movie. I got bored in like three minutes and stopped because I was talking to Brandon. It's like every time I would play a video.

game like that. If you get trapped in one of those cutscenes where it's like, we're walking into the drug house. We got to hear, you know, little D talk about how rough this neighborhood is. It's like, I'll be running in circles in the background. I'm like, get this fucking dialogue equal and opposite of that. You have Battlefield 6, which their trailer wasn't just like, let's do a cinematic, like saving Private Ryan-esque, you know, Black Hawk down. They literally put the eject from the fucking fighter jet to use an RPG to blow up the jet behind you. Oh, the coolest thing anybody did on that? Yeah. I got so mad at micro transactions the other day because I realized it robbed my children of one of the coolest things of my childhood.

Oh, which is? Fucking cheat code books. Oh. They're never going to have that again because now it's all micro transactions. Like back when I was a kid at the book fair, you could buy, they had like two or three cheat code books with. I was never allowed to get them. For a hundred games. Yeah, but you go there and look at them and write them down.

Yeah. Exactly. You know what I mean? So and then you could just, oh, pause, select up, up, down, left. right triangle square circle upside type it in and just spawn a helicopter or a million dollars or whatever the was in the game. That's what I'm saying. I would get

unlimited ammo, unlimited guns. I have the GTA Vice City unlimited ammo cheat code as like muscle memory. Yeah, it's all gone now because of micro transactions. Shame. Damn shame. Well, on that no, we'll move to the after show. Brandon closes out, you beautiful son, bitch. Fantastic. Love this episode. Anyway, we'll talk about that later. Yeah. Thank you guys

for joining the unsubscribe podcast. was joined today by Eli Double Tap, the fat electrician, angry cops, King Trout, and myself, Donut Operator. Thank you, and I will see you in the after show. Nice. Peace, bishops.