Unsubscribe Podcast - The Fat Electrician's SECOND Binder? | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 228

Episode Date: September 1, 2025

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How big are their tits? I'm looking for the Laura Croft diamonds in the rough. And give me them triangles, baby. Yeah, those are the good old days. The race worse. Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and Brandon. His hair is fucking.

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Maybe four, maybe four But fast. Y'all, holy Shit, the ticket sells. Insane. Great news, because of you We added a second show in Des Moines So come watch us

Oh God, oh God We have two shows now in Des Moines So tickets open back up. San Antonio was sold out. And because y'all, we now went from this, the empire, to this, the majestic. So our warm-up small show went to our largest main show. What? Oh, we are so stuck.

You really cannot stress how excited we to see you all. And if you've been to one of these shows, you know how they are. They are a fucking blast. Can't wait, go get your tickets now. Second, I joined the military because of Metal Gear Solid. And Metal Gear Solid Delta, snake eater, just came out. Hey, you're pretty good. Colonel, what's a Russian gun ship doing here?

I love Metal Gear. So I'm stoked for the new shoes. Tiger Strike, what's next starts then? And oh my god, the Fleck-Harn turned out. So amazing. Oh, look at that. And every one of those have a little surprise to them. Third, amazing, amazing job so far with the fitness.

I cannot stress it enough. Y'all are crushing it and it's amazing to see the progress and the change that is happening. And more importantly, the community that is coming together to help each other out. And if there's anyone swinging by just to see an update on Brandon or anything like that, I will just defer to his video because he is way, Way more well-spoken, and he does a fantastic job explaining you. Oh, okay, back to the show, and again, thank you, thank you, each and every one of you. Love, love, love, love.

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oh that's dude nick is taking this fitness challenge so serious he's like I drink water now what do you want to know don't worry about what's in this I was going to say what's in the cup Nick yeah I want to see what's don't worry about it good Don't worry about it. I'm still counting my calories. Yeah. My macros are good. Less calories than Bush Light. Uh, can we close the blinds right there? And thank you, bye-bye. Tism. Eli's tism right off the gate. I was like everyone looks off on light. Eli Cam. It's like you guys look less brown than normal. Something's wrong. I don't like this. Fix the

light. We'll do it live. Cody, would you like to kick us off? Hi, everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by the gang. I've got Eli Double Tap, Fat Electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. We have a gang podcast going on first one in a while. This is true. This is like this is going to be our prep before we go into the live shows. Oh, is this, oh, is this a trial run? Yeah, this is the trial run. Oh, no, sure. Guys, if you don't know, we don't go into our live shows with any scripts. We just kind of wing it. Yeah, we figure it. This is, this is figuring it out. This is figuring it out right now. This is us nonchalantly telling you the ass end of the tour is a lot better than the beginning.

I hate how true that statement. That's why we record the last one. That's actually, if you see which one, if we announce which one we're recording, perhaps Phoenix, go to that one. Well, no, well, we recorded in Boston, which was our biggest show. And then the one after that, we knew it was going to be a fucking Mulligan because it was Buffalo. So we knew rich, that was going to completely be different than any other live show. And boy was it. But we got some really good clips of everyone going through tables because that was a normal.

I didn't know that was just a Buffalo thing. I threw Rich through a table left handed. I know. That was horrible. Because he hit me up like three months beforehand and was like, hey, do you think you can throw me through a table? I was like, yes. And then I tore my peck. And then fast forward three months later, I'm drunk at a live show in Buffalo.

And Rich pulls out a table. And I vividly remember doing this. two looks of confusion okay not you guys I look at you and you literally said what the fuck is going on and I was like oh I'm gonna have to throw rich

through a table left handed all right and I get up and it worked out yeah Jamie bring it up yeah show it oh there is that happened on my phone oh yes and then we have Brandon getting thrown through it

and you know there were people in the comments that are like oh Brandon doesn't even know how to get thrown through a table I'm like motherfucker I'm sorry that for the brief time I was in college I was actually studying and not figuring out how to get thrown through a fucking plastic folding table backyard wrestling and

like the show you learned live how to you learn as you go that table went like this there was no breaking in the table apparently it hurts more called you a bitch well apparently it hurts more if you don't do it right it's like instead of breaking the bottle the bottle stays intact and just

it blocks you I just remember waking up the next morning and it was like Oh, man. All right. Let's, you know, take on the day. Go home. Oof. Like, my back hurts.

Did I? Oh. I woke up every morning. Like, there's so much alcohol. We have to fly now. Land. I take an hour nap. You guys explore or you get your shoes wet and go home.

This is true. Socks. Sox wet. Whatever it was. What are we going to, like, what stories do we, we don't have a plan whatsoever. What stories do we, what stories do you think? think we're going to tell on the next one. I have rough concept. And we'll figure it out. And I'm pretty sure some of those stories will be about what happened earlier that day.

Just in the travel. Like whenever you travel with all of us, it's a fucking adventure one way or the other. It's pretty fun. What are you thinking? That's true. Every every town's a little bit different. Whether it's the stewardess that is just like, you guys are kind of funny. here's eight bottles of little vodka on your two hour flight for each of us not together and then oh my god are you fat electrician oh my god it's fat or was it rich who did who did we have the stewardess in the every we did that to each other a bunch rich did that to me the first time and because somebody recognized me so then rich was making a big deal about it like this guy's famous to everybody and then i went to take a piss mid flight and the stewardess stops me she

She goes, so you're like famous or something? And I was like, no, he's an idiot. Both of those things are true. You're famous and I'm an idiot. You remember like the Big Brother program? That's kind of like what this is with him. He just follows us around. And we try to take care of him.

He's a good kid. He really is. I'm going to die. Well, we're excited for that when we have that one kicking off and we'll figure it out as we go. We should go back to Atlanta just because I want another euro from that place that had the dirt floor. Me and Rich went next door, and there was like this very, very sketchy Euro Shack with, I'm not shitting you, a dirt floor.

And we went in and got Euros and they were delicious. I might have been very drunk, but they were fantastic. We went to Atlanta? Yeah. Shit. You're like, why? Why were we there? That's the other thing when people like, when I tell people that we do the live shows or like the YouTube thing, they're like, oh, that's so cool.

You get to like travel and see the world. I'm like, not really. I can tell you what the airports look like and what the hotel rooms look like. That's about it. San Diego is cool. Getting to like stay at the beach front. Yeah, because that was like the end of it. So we got to be there for like more time than just, yeah, go directly to venue, get shit-faced, go to bed, go to airport.

Yeah. So we get to travel the country. Like, yeah, Norfolk, Boston, Chicago, all of the places you want to go. Des Moines. Des Moines. Don't knock it until you try it. Don't knock it until you try it. everyone's here right now we can see if we're doing two or one oh no are we taking a vote on the

podcast yeah we can take a vote i know what everyone else i have my answer i have my answer i have my answer locked in what do you guys want i don't even need his he already i know what that man wants nobody rich has never said no to anything no ever period no so the vote on whether we're doing two and one night yeah i'll do it nick it's my state I can't say no. Eli? I'm texting Ben. I was a yes too.

Oh shit. Remember the one what was the one thing last tour we said we were never going to do again? What was the one big takeaway from Nashville for never doing two shows back to back? Huh. We learn lessons very well.

It's like the Indiana Jones. You have chosen poorly. Chicago we apologize. We do not know how we will show up the next following. We might not. We might just not go. Knock on with that, we do make everything.

Not that we don't make it. Fuck you, Chicago. We didn't make it. We're on dialysis. You ready, Cody? Do two in the night. At least we don't have the 100 VIP each time is what really fucking killed. I think that's what fucked us up.

was like and you guys are like we love yeah you're amazing but the pressure of i've got i've got 60 minutes to meet a hundred people and you paid a lot of money to be here and i want to like be respectful of that and give you as much time as possible but also there's 97 more people behind you and i've got 60 the clock is fucking ticking like it's very nerve wracking mix in four people who are horrifically introverted right it's like oh neat and it's four people and you're like hi nice to meet you fucking great okay I love yeah tell me because now we're now we're doing 25 right so we can actually hang out a little bit with everybody yeah that was the goal it's like way less pressure 25 actually talk hangout and then then go up

on stage yeah the knickers were crazy they dude once again let's get subtitles on that one editor really big bowl of fin the biggest boldest subtitles I saw the subtitles you used last time bicker it's like eight font it's like no We need it big. More. More. We're excited for that one. And then we have, dude, you're running.

We haven't done a gang episode since you've done any announcement. That is true. Through the chaos of chaos. Yeah, chaos of chaos. Everything changes on a day-to-day basis. But it's, you know, there's certain elements of it I missed. Not Tony's sexuality, though. He's still gay.

That was still true. Sorry, that was just mean. That was just mean-spirited. I'm sorry. Fuck you, Tony. I won't the internet's been asking and I haven't had a chance

to actually talk to you directly about this but are we getting another binder do you want one do you guys want one oh man poor Tony I saw that comment as soon as because we had joked about this on a prior episode where

how the night before I announced you had that I of Sauron tweet just said soon and then somebody below it was, sir, a second binder has hit the algorithm. Dude, he's been going off this week, too. He's visiting every single county's GOP head. Got to run around and pander.

I'm not going to debate. I'm not going to debate, Brandon, dear Lord. He's never shown up to a debate for that exact reason. He has meetings behind closed doors, not with voters, but with, you know, people that he is. Tony Gonzalez looks like Patrick Starr fucked a blobfish. Dear Christ. Tell me, I'm wrong. What I will tell you is that.

You know the scene in the first X-Men movie, the really shitty first X-Men movie, where they like splice the guy's DNA with a jellyfish and he walks up on land and then melts. That's what he looks like. I don't remember that at all. Damn, which one is this? The first X-Men movie. Really? Yeah, the politician.

They like kid- Oh. They like kidnap the politician and splice him with a jellyfish or whatever. Yes. Man, that is, I haven't seen that one in a long time. That's what Tony looks like. All right, guys, we're trying to workshop what we're doing on the fucking live shows. What are we doing on Tony Gonzalez? That probably will be part of it, yeah.

I say probably. Let's face it, that's going to be part of it. We'll hit those segments. The hard part right now, because we'll have Mr. Zach coming out for story time. We're letting the audience pick the story. We already know a story. We've talked about the Zach and me have had phone calls. It's like, hey, we'll present the docky story and his other kid's story.

Yeah, Zach's donkey story hit every single time we did it. The kid story? No, the one, the French reporter. Oh, that one. Oh, I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a good one. That actually, that is a really good story. Yeah.

But the donkey story is legendary. You're like, it's the Seth MacFarlane. It's like, you know, born to rival Sinatra, forced to, Lewis yeah Zach just like I have so much potential forced to donkey story

we'll get a good segment with Nick for a history beat we got to figure out your intro because it's hard to top last time it is hard to top last time I can get hurt again I could do it that's what I'm talking about

I vacation I love you to death I really do you're one of my best friends on the planet I hope you get hurt again because every time you get hurt, you get autistically hyper-focused on a subject, and I'm running for office right now. Oh, that is true. Oh, my God, my other bicep, laser eyes. Tony Gonzalez. The iron giant

when he goes in. Tony's campaign could survive a lot of things. He can't survive a nick injury. Superman. Have you seen the new movie weapons? No. I don't want to ruin it. Don't give it away. Okay, I don't want to ruin it. There's a scene in there where like the bad person does some stuff and people just like go hyperfocus like that. It's like that's the same thing. Damn.

For that one. Yeah. Do that. Figure out, uh, I don't know. I think a lot of it will just be a surprise. We'll figure out as it gets closer. We'll have our little talks and then. Okay, good talk.

We're going to do exactly what we do every time we film the podcast. Great. What a wonderful plan. Exactly. We're going to give them exactly what they showed up for every time. That was crazy though. That was crazy with the movie weapons because I didn't realize that the director was one of the kids from or kids from white as kids you know. Yeah.

I had no idea. Yeah. We were talking about that yesterday. We were talking. I forget it. It was me, Hannah, my wife and her friends. And we were talking about how like a lot of the people that were like really, really funny as young adults and like did skit comedy are turning into like really good horror directors. Because the guy that did.

Key and Peel guy. Yeah. him, the whitest kids you know guy. So, interesting. I mean, even Rocca Rocco. Yeah, he's going to show it like that now. Yeah, they've been killing the horror scene for a minute now with A24. Brandon, why do you keep sending me money through cash app with it saying just deckwork?

Wait, is that not you doing all my yard work? On the real, I think we all do use cash app. It's a quick way to pay friends if they owe you money. Finn! Where's my money? You told me you could beat the house. You know the saying, Fen always wins. though, I've used cash app like this week. Yeah, I think actually that's what we use

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Terms apply. That's money. That's cash up. Yeah, I'm surprised. Yeah, I didn't even think about that. I loved watching weapons. I'm not going to give it away, but it's like, there's horror movies where you can see and movies in general where you can see that there's like some type of societal dialogue trying to be like an allegory for something else or representative of something else and with weapons there just isn't it's just like here's a bunch of creepy disturbing shit back to back to back the end and then like you go on the internet and ask what it means and there's just people with like all these crazy theories and all this stuff like trying to like dig into it they're like oh it's about school shootings it's about this it's about that it's about that it's about abuse it's blah blah blah and the director's like nope literally not about anything whatsoever it's just fucking creepy i like i like i like i like directors when they do that they'll like read this breakdown of what their movie's about and they're like oh it's not true is weapons an 824 movie i think it might be it seems like it should be it's it feels like an 824 movie if it's it feels like they're getting away with this too 94% they're like the only studio that actually still

does new and exciting shit. One 824 movie that's like, in my opinion, slept on was that death of a unicorn movie with Paul Rudd. I was told that was pretty good. I really enjoyed it. It's also, it means nothing. There's no deeper meaning.

It's just a bunch of wild shit happens at the end. You mean my entertainment can't, it can be something other than just preaching to me, uh, social policy. Yes, correct. And it could just be entertaining and I had fun. What if we just had fun? What if I paid $8 to just have a good time?

two hours. That would be pretty cool. $8. When's the last time you went to the movies? I don't fucking... I stay home nowadays. Like, I just watch this shit on fucking Amazon. They just released the New World of Warcraft trailer.

You said they fucked it up. It's like Girl Boss, Girl Boss. How big are their tits? What Nick got himself on that one? Tell me about the jiggle physics in the new World of Warcraft. Skippin a fucking beat. Not a fucking beat.

I'm looking for silver linings, okay? More like Mick said the joke and then laugh harder than I've heard him laugh in a long time. I'm looking for the Laura Croft diamonds in the rough. Give me the triangle, baby. That was definitely. I let the intrusive thought win. My favorite comment on that was, I wish World of Warcraft could go back to the race wars.

like an orc you know like orcs fighting humans that type of stuff yeah those are the good old days the race wars I don't even play world of work wrap but I've just seen some of the shit they've come off like come out with the last few years like the fucking kung fu panda shit and whatever that was like 10 years ago they came out with the fucking furry dragon people because suddenly you have dragon humans out of nowhere because like to who's running those game studios to my understanding didn't they have um like there was a a fan released like o g world of warcraft thing and then the studio shut

it down yeah they're just like we just want the old game like we just want what it used to be wasn't it called like vanilla warcraft vanilla wow or something yeah yeah we want the race wars back you know i remember it's again white's kids you know race war race war i had a bunch of friends that played world of warcraft so i mean the panda thing was like 10 years ago and that's right when i got in because they were playing all the time because it was a new expansion or whatever so I got into it and tried I played it for a little bit and I obviously I was a giant panda like that's funny and I was a I was a hunter class so you get like a gun or a bow or whatever but the hunters also get like a pet a companion yeah dude and my companion was a turtle and my username was

porn star and camera guy was the name of my turtle so I was just running around it was a good time that's dude that's that's been my class forever in World of Warcraft as a hunter that's funny but yeah you were talking the widest kids you know guy in that movie yeah he did the hot dog thing right i heard about that yeah he did the seven hot dogs oh yeah as a tribute to his friend that passed away because yeah trevor more uh passed yeah i think he was the thing seven i'm it's like an old skit they did yeah it's an old skit they did in the movie in the movie um weapons there's like a scene where it's like depicting you know like the happy family or whatever and the the spouse is walking in with a tray of seven chili dogs or whatever and it's like a reference to a skit they did a long time ago

because i think it was a couple years ago trevor more uh like fell off his balcony or something like a third story balcony yeah and just fucking died no shit he's like young geez 35 i'm like he suddenly just died after talking about how 9-11 was an inside job that's crazy weird he talked mad shit about the CIA and all sorts of things on a very public platform like Comedy Central for years and then he just fell off his balcony he fell off his balcony I mean, sorry. They brought them back to them. That was funny.

Nick's intrusive thoughts. Yeah, Nick. It's open right now. I want a Twitter account that just says it that's just called next intrusive thoughts. Wasn't, you were saying the dude that directed weapons, he's the guy in the gallon of PCP skit? Yeah, I think so. I think it's the guy who plays opposite, Trevor. No.

A gallon of PCP. I've never seen any of these skits. Can we... I have some catching up to do. Have you ever watched White's Kid, you know? Yeah. The Grette. Yes.

The Abraham Lincoln one. Abraham Lincoln one's classic. The slow... They're the ones that do slow jerk. I don't know if I remember... So you know that... Yeah, they are the ones who do the slow journey. This one where it's like...

Yeah. Do this. And he's like, what are you doing? You go like that. You do it really quick and you stop. He's like... He's like, no, you don't stop. Stop making...

Dude, stop doing it. Hey. What are you doing? Don't grab my! He's just doing that. Have you seen that one? That dude from white as kids, you know. Oh, okay.

Yep. Yep. I'm going to have to look at PCP. Was it them? A gallon of PCP. That was one of the best gifts they've ever done. It's so fucking retarded. Their movie was pretty,

their comedy movie they did like right after YouTube was pretty good too. Miss March. Miss March. I think it's pretty alright. I really like that movie. It was like very like National Wampoons throwback type thing. It's like, it's almost like American Pie-esque. Yeah. the whole concept of the movie is funny so like he's he's uh the dude that directed weapons is like

a devout hardcore i'm waiting till marriage like senior in high school and they and so's his girlfriend and they're like doing presentations to elementary schools to together this is a venereal disease it's like a nuclear fucking explosion in the background trying to scare kids and they like decide that they're going to have sex on prom before marriage or whatever and they're like they go upstairs at the party and he like goes to lock their door and like slips down the stairs and goes into a coma and he wakes up like five or ten years later and finds out that his girlfriend that was waiting for marriage is like the centerfold and playboy so he has to he has to go on a epic road trip with his dipship buddy from high school that's now just a complete burnout to

try to get to the playboy mansion to get his girlfriend back it's fucking funny who's Trevor more I've never heard of this oh it's really good what's it I haven't missed march be like I'm there with you man yeah I've never heard of that I watched that you years ago like it's old yeah it's it's very like national lampoon style comedy i like to think i'm big into cinema i've never heard of that it's like beer fest level yeah yeah i'm down for that one it's like sex drive yeah it's very much like it's very they came out at like the same time too so like i actually get those movies confused in my brain because they're so similar it's the kind of movie that would be on the three dollar DVD rack with an unrated cut 100% yeah at least

they had fun what about mouthwash yeah it's it's very funny I've heard of any of this shit. Really? No. Oh, dude, that's, it's really, it's worth watching. That's, we're going to have, like, this episode's going to be, like, fucking tank for viewer retention because we have so many people with other open tabs watching funnier content. Yeah, they're like, what the fuck is going on?

Why would you watch this fucking episode when you could just watch white as kids, you know? Fred, did you see that? Yeah, I thought. Dude, Freddie, Freddie Wong, uh, OG YouTuber. He is one of the goats from way, way back in the day. But he hasn't been around YouTube in a long time. But what he has been doing is working on making movies. He has one, he actually wants to do a phone call with us for funding.

It's already almost filmed, which this one is. It's the Kung Fu one, right? Yes. This one, I'm offered. Yes, that's the one. I'm like 100% Freddie. I will help this. I will get whatever you need, bro.

But he just released his other one. They just finished the theatrical run. And Homeboy went home after that and then put it up on all the torrent. files. He put it up on the, like 4K, IMAX, Dobe Surround Sound, the full thing. Teddy did? Yeah. 10 bit 422. This is, this is like the largest file size. This is the raw data. Yeah. And he's like, here, you don't get a shitty. You get the master version of this. It's going to be a hundred gigs to download. But it's Freddie Wong is the one that distributed all of it. That's kind of fucking cool. And then he did this. So this. I sent it on to Freddy Ois,

every time he has done something, his fucking genius approach about it. Where did I put that? Did he do a message to the people who downloaded it at the, oh, nice. At the beginning. Which makes it better than the actual movie

if you buy it on DVD because it doesn't have the Easter egg message. Hey, Charlie. 300. 300. I've waited my entire film career to be able to pull this move. This is our movie. It just came out today for digital downloader rentals.

It's called We're All Going to Die. We're all going to die. What I'm Freddie Wong and you're about to watch a pirate and copy of We're All Going to die that I made. For this day of age, it's impossible for pet piracy. So we can't beat them. Join. What you're about to watch is be coded off of the original 4K 10-bit 5.1 master fire. Did Freddy put on like 25 pounds of muscle?

oh yeah he was training for that boxing match that never happened which boxing match was that hmm exactly that's fucking awesome that's pretty cool might as well have a tip jar no shit dude everything and I know he thought about that for a long time he's like we have to do this

months in advance he was like we have to do I bet he makes a shit a ton of money oh 100% I mean you got fucking Charlie talking about it. Like the marketing alone off that move is brilliant. Every time he would, man, when he broke down, I think it was why movies suck. It was one video. This is, again, 2014. He walked into the office.

No one knew he was working on this one movie or clip for a rocket jump. He walks in, he puts on, he's like, hey, upload that. It was to Laura. And she's like, what is this? It's like, why film suck now? And he's like, that is five to 10 minutes. Guarantee it. Go for it.

No shit that fucking blew up. He knew exactly what everyone would have wanted at that time. He is mastercraft at OG YouTube shit. Yeah. But now he's doing a, he did that, which is a genius approach to marketing and business. I mean, the early days of YouTube, Freddie walked so that we could do whatever the fuck we're doing. It sucks. At that time, there wasn't ad, like, ad revenue, any of that shit.

You're doing actual buys. Started too late to brute force. my way in Hollywood started too soon to get popular to stream on Twitch just in time to be an alcoholic for money don't talk about me like that goes like here guys what else how goes your streaming stuff you're doing you just did the police reaction the female police uh I'm about to do that one yeah no this the stream is picked up big time and man. I'm really having trouble figuring it up. I should still do the main channel anymore because like I'm tired of the police shootings. I've done a thousand plus videos on that and like I'm kind of

tired with it. It's fun to just hang out with my audience and talk to people all day. It is still funny though because you're like I just I want to do something like you've because I've known you for a long time. It's been years that you've been trying to find something that can replace the main channel because you're like I'm just tired of doing police shootings, man. It's just it's bad for you know my mental health and all this shit. I just don't want to do body cam footage anymore. So you turn to streaming. And within a week, you're doing body cam footage reviews on stream. Yeah, but he's watching it with 10,000 other people. So it's like, well, it's also not shooting. The secondhand PTSD is all spread out.

Oh, you're dividing. He's getting one 10,000th the amount he's usually getting. I'm not sure them numbers is how it works. I'm not doing death anymore either. I'm not watching people get shot. It's like usually drunk bitches with their titty's hanging out. And yeah, yeah, apparently those thumbnails do very well you don't say it's the new world of warcraft trailer is that out of control huh do you remember the old school youtube where they would like 2000 i'm talking like 2007 youtube where they would have like a bikini girl in the thumbnail and it was nothing to do with the video the boob yeah that boob era of thumbnails the one the like one frame yeah and like at fucking you know 12 years old you're like who like boob it still works to this day who's this pewty pipe guy

I got a one in ten video right now It's just because a drunk girl got arrested And her big boobies are out on the beach Thank her for I'm not gonna lie I fucking just I put those That is my thumbnail Which uh you just had that

I mean the female officer That didn't pull A gun that was wild I haven't done that one yet I was just showing that beforehand Yeah they show up to an assault Like an assault warrant And they're trying to arrest the guy

And the female officer just doesn't pull anything you know he's running at them with a knife and she's in the middle yeah like she's in between the other two male officers that are on either side she's right next to the guy she goes oh oh god did you see i think it was great britain

but there was some dude that was just running at two cops and i don't think they had guns on them in their defense so not necessarily their fault but like the one dude is just worthless and he like trips and falls and this dude is running at this female officer and she's like backpedaling and

screaming like it's Jason Borges and she takes her radio like it's got the stretchy cord and she's holding it with like this much and she's like trying to shoe him back with the radio thing radio and then he just grabs her and

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Tell them Unsub sends their regards. That's fun. I think we talked about this a little bit last night. I think, I don't want to... Send it. So, like, in order to be an investigator, you have to do street cop stuff. but like I've worked on the street with female officers I would never want to back me up because it's like a different thing from a dude working on the streets and a female working

on the streets but female officers make some of the fucking best investigators ever they are the best like my sister for instance child crime investigator they make some of the best investigators you think it's just a bad requirement yeah yeah I don't know how because you got to be on the streets to live that life and just like see how horrible humanity is but like you got to be able to back up your male counterparts because obviously we're more violent

we're better at violence than they are. You're like she was just treated like a ride along. I guess here's my question. I don't know. I don't know how we could ever do that. For sure there's value and like firsthand experience or whatever but like like the military doesn't really do that. You know what I mean? Like there's a ton of jobs in the military

that would benefit from first-hand experience of being fucking infantry. But they don't make you go be infantry just so you could later on become an Intel guy or a sci-op. You know what I mean? So like there's got to be some way of like exposing them and training them without actually being like, no, you need to go be in the shit before you can be our Intel guy or whatever. I have a story about that after this, by the way. Go ahead. I was texting with Adam Knowles from ballistic high speed the other day because, you know,

he did you know stuff like that and uh it was a video that he sent me if they they dropped like a fucking j damn or whatever it was this is like early early iraq footage you could tell like just grainy footage they dropped it and immediately on the loudspeaker after it went off played like a 30 second clip of like an evil laugh like just on the loud just siop guys and he's like dude he's like i'm not gonna lie most of siops was just fucking trolling he's like I got paid to troll on behalf of the DOD. Dude, we'd be so good at Cylops. If you ask Reddit, that's what we're doing already.

Yeah, that's true, too. Yeah, we look shady. It's like, hmm, this podcast with guys who are a tattoo prior going for office. They blew up how fast? Why are they at the Pentagon? Wait, what? You're convincing me now. The only thing I'm curious is like, where's this fucking, where's all the money going?

I know. Like, hey, if we sold out, why am I not seeing any of this? What the fuck, guys? No, you're wrong. It's not that I wouldn't do it. It's just I haven't had the opportunity. I haven't wrote a check yet. The day the government hits me up and it was like, hey, you want to kind of do what you're still doing, but I pay you millions of dollars?

I'm like, yeah, actually, that'd be great. For sure. Honestly, there's worst, there's worse ways to spend taxpayer dollars. We'll do it for cheaper, too. We'll save money. How did we get into the Pentagon? we just like met some cool people right are you having like a matrix moment you're like it's like a dream you're like how did i get into this room cody just woke up i know kung fu

wait we were at the pentagon wait we went to Atlanta yeah hey don't it's way easier to get into Atlanta than the Pentagon this is very true I'm just going to leaving this the hard part no one lets me talk anyways I'll be I'll be over here in my corner Cody's just mad that I got this shirt before he did hey I gave you a good offer for that shirt, though. Did you try to actually buy it off of him? I did buy it off of him. What?

He made a horrible deal. It was a horrible deal. I can't believe he. Fucking fill me in. Go ahead, Cody. He gets the blood diamond rifle if I get the blood diamond shirt. You can buy these for like 60 bucks. Yeah, that doesn't matter.

I'm so confused right now. The best part is when I bought this, I bought two. You have to give me a large one, though. Explain the shirt. This is the shirt that Leonardo DiCaprio wore in the movie Blood Diamond, and Cody bought his first fancy watch because it was the Blood Diamond watch, and he bought the Blood Diamond rifle, and he bought this, this, this. And then this shirt came out, and I was like, is that my style?

No. Will it piss off my friend? Yes. But this is from a friend of the, friend of the podcast, Christian Craighead. Yeah, Craighead was a model. So it's Ministry of Defense. Did he, he sold those?

I think Field Ethos sold it, but he would like collabed with him and he modeled him for it. So Obi-1 Nairobi himself, that's one of his shirts. I mean, it's a dope-ass shirt. Yeah. Why don't you have one?

I'm going to have one really soon. You could just text Christian. That's not the point. Yeah. It's the principal. The principal. I need to give this rifle away. I could have just texted Christian.

Hey, I need one. of those i didn't know they existed that's cool as shit yeah i had no idea those are a a whole ass thing fucking period when are we going to the range next by the way we haven't went ever range day actually actually fuck yeah there we know but where's the range is the thing yeah we lost uh desperadoes and now we're just kind of vagrants i've been going to drive tax our friend uh matt carricker decided to retire she said we don't have yeah which yeah amazing for him man nobody gets out in this racket yeah that's that's another another thing that people constantly

ask me is like is he okay is he good it's like yeah he's living his best fucking life right now like he sends me videos of him and his kids just like hanging out on his boat like he is he retired he got out i'm sure there is he's just the only one that i know of is there any other YouTuber that actually went and had like a decade long career and retired on their own terms and didn't fall off or have a major scandal. I was about to say most of them have scandals. Yeah, like most of them have a major scandal or they just kind of fall off and fade into existence. No, we're the first people in this, this generation to have YouTube channels.

And what's what's crazy about that? I ask myself sometimes, it's like when I retire, what am I going to do with my channel? Do I like give it to my kid? What happens? That's the weird part because like there are companies like, I've had companies offered to buy my old content. Like there's companies out there that will That will buy your old content And then chop it up into shorts

And then promote it to drive traffic back to your YouTube And then just make money off like the shorts and shit I think that's actually what Mr. Beast does With a lot of the rights to his older videos To fund the next video I can't remember what the company is But they approached a few of us too It's like jelly snack or jelly something

Yeah it was something along those lines I just sold my content Did I tell you about that? No no Samsung TV just bought my content what yeah what the much of it um everything i've done in the past and they gave me a good price for it and i was like all right it's cool take it how did that happen they hit me up what is it do they like how many like a thousand videos so it's it's like um you know the apps you see on smart

TVs now yep so samsung has samsung i think it's like plus or something like that don't please don't sue me and they hit me up and they're like can we use your old content will give you h amount of money and i was like yeah fuck it do they have exclusive rights or just the right to show it the right to show it so like you're still have if somebody watches on youtube you're still making money off that yeah yeah i still have they just gave you a bulk amount i gave as a licensing fee yeah i get them the rights to my content but that's cool that's fine that's fucking rad text me how much okay i know i was like put hit text that there's a lot we were talking about

the ai one too because company oh yeah yeah to train a i models any unused guys unused content or exclusives they want they pay hefty prices to as long as you have a bunch of it and then they train up their AI but that's one that's a very if you don't want to do that on mine you definitely don't want to do that on Connors it's a very like sketch I'm like oh what's it getting used for you'd have to root grok trained on Connors where's Troutman is just grok had to climb up the mountain to learn from the message his kung fu journey grog I believe it's jujitsu no the I was going to say

Nick just got it well the the thing I was going to do talking about you're talking about you know retire or you know get out

something like that oh yeah Matt Pat yeah he did but I was kind of half joking but like a lot of a lot of YouTubers should die like that's how a lot of them end up like this is something that you do as long as you can

and you know sometimes it you know shit happens in the meantime i saw a real a couple days ago that kind of fucked me up a little bit it was do you guys remember uh i think it was techno blade yep yep the i think it was a Minecraft YouTuber fought leukemia yes sure but it was some sort of cancer died at like 23 and it was his uh because his dad did a video on his channel and whatnot afterward that one's a brutal video i saw a video that i think it was made from last year or whatever but it was a real of uh you know the whole like the meme of like are you win in son like that cartoon thing uh it was his dad walking in with a cake and just opens up the his old like desk and everything goes are you winning son and then goes over and puts the cake down goes like you

could tell like the guy's crying just like happy birthday and it was like the yeah what had been like his 25th birthday i think techno blade has one of the coolest fucking quotes of all time when he was battling cancer i forget exactly how it goes but he was like on stream and somebody asked him you know if he's going to lose his fight to cancering he's like I can't lose because if I die I'm going to take it with me the best it can do

is draw I think that's a isn't that a Norm MacDonald thing? I thought it was techno blade it's fucking hard as fuck either way it's a great attitude dude him total biscuit that was the other one that died you know total biscuit was I don't know that one if you heard his voice he was big in the uh he was a gamer

guy right yep and he passed from cancer too and no one knew that one was happening and outdoor boys he made it that's true well yeah yeah that is true yeah that's probably one the most recent successful ones he was like hyper successful very quickly and was like don't like it and got out yeah and just for never having comments even do like no comments and you're that big is yeah fucking wild he was he was making videos that were 45 minutes long and and like I know I know you guys are not in the game that we are but like 45 minutes long, and then each one of his videos had like three, four, or five million views.

Dude, that's like, yeah, that's like 30 grand. That's like 40, 30, 40 grand, something like that. Per per video. I only wanted to do was just fucking go outside. Yeah, and he just like hung out with his kids. And so loud. I was like, turn it down. Yeah, what did he get up to like 10 million?

His last one was 18 million, 15 million, 10 million, 17 million, 18 million. Oh, God, that's more than what we were just saying. 9 million, 31 million. And I didn't get it. Like, I didn't understand. $31 million? Okay, so $31 million. How long is $31 million?

Uh, 25 minutes. 25 minutes at $31 million. Oh my God. It's $100,000. Yeah, that's over $100,000. I'll be honest. I didn't, I didn't really get his content until one day. It was right after, um, right after he retired.

I came back to my house and on my couch, I've got Connor and administrative results or on different sides of my living room on their phones, just do. and shit and just playing his content in the background. I'm like, oh, this is like the man you'll log. Like this is just shit you put on the background. That's just cool man shit. Like falling asleep, I would watch his videos falling asleep. Like he's hanging out with his son's neat.

Dude, he's going to build this log cabin and do something out in the wild for like in a blizzard. Yeah, this is going to be good. Oh, I never knew if you're out in the middle of nowhere. Make sure you cut up the wood, lay it down. you make a giant fire pit then you move that to the side then you fall asleep where the old it's dude saying hell yeah you build that fire like that hell yeah this reminds me i have something i want to make for christmas this year i need your help but we have to censor this part from youtube because it's got to be a surprise okay oh boy censor you say censor from youtube not pepper box all of it

it's got to be a complete surprise um erase that's fucking god we can do that that's too easy that is too fucking easy. Unironically, I wanted to have a channel at one point. Maybe not a chance. It would probably have to be its own channel, but just finding books that I could read on stream. Not, like, that I can't capable of reading. Not like the kids

section of Barnes & Noble. Goddain, I knew you were going to go there like Dr. Seuss-level shit. You really want a YouTube channel about pop-ups. But it was like shit like, uh, Mikhail Kalashnikov's autobiography and stuff like that. Okay. Then I'm like just, stuff that I guess is available to read that's not

a copyright issue or anything like that. But it's stuff that I think would be interesting. Like just us sitting by a fire in like a fucking robe reading a book. I feel like, you know, people-I gave Connor a $10 million idea multiple times and he refuses to listen to any of them. Have you ever heard Connor read out loud? Yeah. Connor can read out loud like very, very well.

He can like enunciate and punctuate everything. It's perfect. Like he could literally have a job reading audiobooks. He's fantastic at it. I was like, Connor, literally just start a YouTube channel where you read Wikipedia pages. And then you want to know, he's like, how do I decide which ones to read? I go pick five and then ask in the comments, what page should I read next? And it'll never stop.

Yeah, it'll just continue to feed. The amount of people that want to know everything that's on a Wikipedia page, but don't want to fucking read it is insane. Literally turn Wikipedia into an audiobook for people. He'd get a fuck ton of views. Yeah. God, that's because it's worked for Reddit even on. I mean, anything, creepcast, like all that stuff is just done. Like, imagine, imagine how simple it would be if you literally like, oh, what's going on right now?

Oh, there's this Israel-Palestine conflict that's this huge geopolitical issue and has been for years. And it's very complicated. No, but if he's just reading the Wikipedia page word for word, like the average person or maybe slightly more inclined person that like wants to know what's going on, but they're not going to sit down to read Wikipedia. oh, here's a 20-minute video where this guy reads the Wikipedia page word for word. It's just like a ton of people would watch that. Yeah.

It's low-hanging fruit audio book that is the easiest content ever. And then you have it uploaded on Spotify and everything else. And he's like, yeah, I'll look at it and then smoked a cigarette and we haven't fucking talked about it since. Nothing happened. Shocker. That's fucking really good idea. That content's wild to be able to do that and make it

that successful. It's, I mean, it's a fucking, it's the dream if that lands. It's like Creepcast, seeing where that wins, it's like, hey, we're going to just read Reddit posts. I think through all of our years in business on the internet, we've all used Shopify. I've used it for merch and my skate shop and a couple other businesses. I will actually agree 100% on that. Everything we do is run through Shopify. Even bunkers run through Shopify. Our shoes, which is a separate company is run through Shopify and they talk together because of Shopify. Shopify runs the world. Did you know Shopify will actually help you design a website also, Cody? I know I didn't know about starting an online store when I started my career online.

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but my God, like they are crushing it. It's probably one of the few things. that I listen to every time it comes out. Yeah. I'm now down to Creepcast and Fat Electrician videos. That's like when I start my day. Something I tell my audience, like when I've been streaming lately, they're like, how do I be a content creator?

And I tell them, you don't have to reinvent the will. Like, you don't got to do that shit. You just got to be funnier at it. And, like, SCP and the things that they talk about on Creepcast have been around forever. They're just fucking funnier at it. Yeah. It's just personalities. like it's personality driven they're not even in person like that was the most genius approach

literally was part of kind of consensual it was oh we can do this for a moment we'll just do military stories but the fact that they can't see each other and the ways that they have fucked with each other oh dude because they can't see each other is very fun hunter does Isaiah voices oh my god oh my god is so funny oh my god his lips when he drew When you drew that Isaiah? The Waffle House bit. Was that the cryptic? He drew fucking...

I think they photoshopped him in front of a Waffle House. I didn't see that one. This is... I fucking love me, kidding. Oh, God. You guys just made me think about my dad sitting on fucking Isaiah at one time. Have we ever told that story on the podcast? I think we've told it.

What happened? My father. Oh, God. Yeah. Hunter really is, like, the master of characters. Oh, no, I haven't seen that one. I was trying to find an old picture and Googled Wendigoon Waffle House, and this abomination was the first result.

That was the one. Yeah, this is the one. They just pick on each other so well. You've never heard my dad sitting on, no, fucking Windagoon? It was like our first range day. Yeah, I think it was like one of our first or second range. days that we had um we obviously we stayed out the night before because everyone's in town like we're all just having drinks and having a good time and so we wake i wake up the next morning to

um what's the world war two series uh band of brothers band of brothers yeah band of brothers is playing at the loudest it can in my living room and i i wake up i'm like what the fuck and i go in i like I go into my living room, like, Dad, what are you doing? My dad was playing Band of Brothers as loud as possible. He's sitting on Windegoon. He's actively sitting on him. He's sitting on his feet because Windingun crashed on the couch. Yeah, and I was like, why are you playing?

Why are you playing this so loud this early? He's like, I don't give a fuck. And I look, and he's sitting on Windagoon. I'm like, my friend is there. And anyways, we... My favorite part was his justification for it later. we talk about as justification or I think we can. So

if you're cool with it. Yeah, yeah. You go ahead. So we everyone gets like cleaned up. We take our showers. We go to brunch. The morning after range day, Brandon. We, like I'm razzing him a little bit because like

Isaiah who's like cracking the fuck up. Like Isaiah thinks this is the funniest. He thought it was funny. He was not mad about it whatsoever. He's just like, I, he's like, your dad's a social fucking terrorist. His dad is a social terrorist. Cody's dad. Can you tell him about the boots?

Which part? The boots. Whose boots? He didn't use his boots. Oh, my gosh. He was somebody else's boots. That was the same weekend. I know.

That's what it's like. Is this also the weekend when he got all that free stuff? Wait, what? I forgot. Yeah, that was the same. That was the same weekend. Yeah. Oh, my God, he's a social terrorist, first off.

Isaiah was like, I'm so sorry about that. He said, no, you need to invite him back to everyone. My father, that weekend, he finds a, he finds like a $400 pair of boots in the closet of the guest room that he was staying in. So he, like, wears him around all day. They were way too small for him. It turned out to be my ex's boots. They were females. Yeah, they were.

her hunting boots yeah he just wears him around at the range day like fucks them all to pieces he's a social terrorist I love him what was he doing in the boots he's just walking around in the mud

all day dude walking around the mud from table to table brand new collecting things how much stuff did I tell this part you tell this part I'm watching and his dad is like

walking up I mean you go to range day it's just there's tables and they're just full of machine guns and cool exotic guns. There's ammunition everywhere. The ammunition is provided by ammunition sponsors, all kinds of shit. And his dad is just like walking up, got like a grocery sack. He's just like grabbing a couple things here, a couple things there, getting all the free samples, all the fucking not free samples. And he's just like going back and forth to the truck multiple times. Then he lets Cody know, son, I got a bunch of ammunition.

he's like dad it's my ammunition and it's like it's like weird exotic ammunition like shit that you wouldn't even want yeah yeah like shit yeah cool now you need to buy a 5,000 dollar gun that's hard to find to be able to shoot it like

exactly like 46 it's like MP7 what are you going to do with 4 630 because I think he was like because it was most of it was my ammo he goes will this fit will this fit my AR-15? No.

It was 45-70 government. Like, I doubt it. Like, I just wanted, because he tried to take it on the fucking plane, right? He wanted to take him on the airplane. I'm like, Dad, you can't do that. He's like, no, it'll be fine. I'll just put in my pocket. I'm like, no, no, you can't do that.

He said, it's okay, I'll just take one round. It's okay, I'll have it as readily accessible as possible. They won't mind. Which is the fucking. wild he you guys wonder where i get so much of my quirkiness from it's probably that guy but like it's funny like maybe he just doesn't give a fuck anymore like isaiah said he's a social terrorist like he just doesn't care anymore i love the guy i think he's just a three things in a single day he's found new boots in a closet he's like these are mine now hear me out hear me

home he wakes up every morning and treats it like it's a level one video game like this is mine it's here it's got to be fucking mine he's just breaking Claypots. Yeah. He literally walk in, TV, turn up. Burn! He's like, what the fuck's going on? You just got a fucking alert notification because of what you just did.

Exceeding maximum volume? No, I've never seen that. I don't want to come off on this podcast. He's talking shit about my dad. He was an amazing father, like, growing up, but damn, is he quirky and, like, I have an alternative theory. He used every ounce to give a fuck in his soul to make the beautiful young man in front of me and there's nothing left.

He gave it all to you. My alternative theory is that my alternative theory is that he's just the final Pokemon evolution of you to like when you finally stop giving a fuck one day, you're just going to be like, you know what?

Fuck everybody else. I'm going to sit on Windegov. I'm going to sit on Isaiah's feet. Sorry, Isaiah. When we decide it's all over, we're coming for your feet. It was so. funny, Isaiah looking

at us and going, your dad's a social terrorist. It's like, yeah, fucking I just like, after dad, it's like, he's corky. He's a silly goose. He was the silliest of geese. He raised me right. He did some silly things and we were younger.

Is he coming to Vegas? That's the first range day after that one. We just talked about that I think I'm going to bring him out to. Put him in Isaiah's room. Make him sleep in Isaiah's room. Do you book him up with Isaiah? Don't tell Isaiah that.

Keep this between us, guys. This is a secret. The Sam's Club Summers, did I tell you about that? Yep. So when we were younger, like, he was a firefighter for 35 years. He's saved more people than I can ever fucking think of. He's a rad dude. He's just a quirky man.

And so, like, during the summer, we couldn't afford to get lunch. And so we would go to Sam's Club and we would walk around Sam's Club and get the free samples and just eat the free samples all day long. And that was our, that was our lunch during the summertime. Dude, that's living that dream. That poor childhood. I miss it. I don't know. Poor childhood.

Dude, I, I, you, yeah, you went through that too. Life is a free sample. I think we ate out. three times in my entire childhood tell I was 18. Life is a free. Like when you could get McDonald's. Like when like mom or dad would take it to

McDonald's that was such a fucking treat. Yeah that was like so good. A couple times a year maybe but actually going to a sit down restaurant was I could count three times in my entire from being born to 18. It was three times. And again this is like oh,

olive garden I thought was rich people shit because I didn't know. I was just like dude. limited by the sticks the red lobster or something yeah golden corral was like that was high living you went to a golden corral oh my god i've said it before making it to me was being able to buy appetizers that's the best way yes and not look you're literally like we got appetizer money was when i made it in life like didn't care about anything after that that's just extras like everybody talks about like the moment that they realized that they made it and like okay this we're here

now. Not checking prices at a restaurant. What, Rich? You're fucking right. I'm not shitting you. My whole life goal is like, I need to make enough money to buy appetizers and to be able to give my kid money for the book fair. Those are my dude guys.

That's making it in life. The scholastic book fair. Yeah. Dude, our kiddo walks out like a gangster now. Not right. Ryan does give a shit about that. There's people there. He's like, I do not like to.

Elastic school thing, Dad. It is not fun. The elastic school thing. I watch my tablet. On the other hand, he's like, yo, I need that money, dog. Toys. Yeah.

Here's the spy kit. I'm gonna be a spy now. You guys ever wonder why unsub gets along? We were fucking poor. And now we have kids. We didn't know this. He was buying other kids' lunches with our money. John does the same shit, dude.

Well Yeah The heart was in the right place Your debit card Your debit card wasn't But yeah You need ice cream bro You look hungry

Come here I got you And it's just ringing it up for other kids I'm like what the fuck Dude I remember playing Like I'm just I'm like having flashbacks Not paying for school lunches with quarters Yeah

You guys got school lunches Paying I was on the No Yeah I also was on the free school I was on the free school lunches thing as well. Fucking Brandon. Poor enough to struggle, but rich enough to have to pay for it.

We had these little cards you would tear off like the bottom of the card and that was your lunches for all weeks. You'd like tear off. It was almost like a check as that tear thing on it. You would tear off the bottom of the card and that was like your lunch for the day. Your child food stamps. Yeah, dude. Exactly was.

I mean, you had to make sure you had them for the entire week. or you wouldn't have lunch so you had to like keep it close to like keep it in your pocket. Yep. Child food stamps is the perfect. Yeah, exactly. Child food stamps, man. Damn. God, we grew up. That's why now I buy bomb robots

and shit. I'm just I'm, I didn't get to have that when I was a kid so I just I like guns and bomb robots and shit like that I could buy meals for the poor and instead I buy bomb robots. Fuck them kids, dude.

You got to learn through that struggle. You were still struggling when John was little. So, like, I don't know how relatable it is to you. But, like, I got little kids. And I was like, all right, how do I, I don't want them to be rich, pretentious assholes. How do I make them struggle enough and have enough childhood trauma so that they're funny? And I like them when they're older. Yeah.

Yeah. That's the hard part, man. My solution was a Mexican box. Yeah. And it works really good because that's working crappy kids in there. It was nine year old. I just went and beat up your child a minute ago, by the way. Yeah.

And then you see those kids there and you're like, oh, yep, this will toughen them up really quickly. Really, really quickly. It's the hardest thing. Being a dad now, you're like, oh, fuck. You're doing it right. We're going to be boxing later. I'm excited for that. Are you joining Brennan?

I think I can. Yeah. Perfect. You got content. I haven't made my own content this week. I really got to go stream. that's what you can stream the boxing gym so you guys are going to be streaming during the boxing gym right we haven't set that up we're just going to record you gang but you can you can you can stream it

if you want no i'm going to go stream i he knows better than to you know better than to stream us oh on your channel that's true too yeah the words never mind holy shit my father's calling me right now answer it put it on speaker Does your dad actually watch the internet? My dad has no idea what the internet is. Okay. I was like, my dad is no idea. Fuck what I do. I ain't going to the store and buying those points to use internet.

Oh, no. My dad confused how he got a new truck from me. Son, are you okay? It's like, what the fuck? Every moment with that man is still very confusing. Well, that was Rick Garrett, by the way. dude that we were uh that twang damn yeah i always forget like you and i love your mom's accent too oh cody oh cody you go oh it's brandon it's good you guys are the best i would die for mom

oh yeah she's the sweetest person in the world uh i don't know that's that's why like one of the reasons i love moody so much too it's like moody's the sweetest person in the fucking world like we grew up we did violence when we were younger you know Today's unsubscribe episode is brought to you by booking.com. Booking dot, yeah. Cody, how much do we have to travel? We travel a lot. Actually, with the live tours, we use booking.com to set up everything as we go on this next journey of life.

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moody says we'll be having a conversation and she'll just say some shit that I thought was like obvious to us and she'll just be like wait really and I'll be like oh you're so innocent

dude I will I will die for that fucking moment your mom will just like text me out of the blue she's like I hope you're having a good day I just thought you might not be so like I want to

make sure you're okay like just nicest fucking lady your fiance is so innocent we walked into hib at like 11 o'clock last night to buy food and it was us three rich jd delay and zach and Vanessa and what looked like something she just got done at tennis practice with like pure white skirt white jacket just us with tattoos hanging out we're sweaty from filming podcast all day and we walk in it was like somebody's going to hand Vanessa one of those like are you being trafficked cars she looks like she got captured

by a gang blinked twice yeah she's like what's that password cheese pizza and then she's like I'm going to start saying cheese pizza at that volume on Vanessa stop is not funny now the cops

are coming trust me this has been a recurring bit Moody again her to death. She's very good for you. We all love her. No inside voice. Which is a fucking problem in our group. She does not happen. She's Mexican as fuck when

it comes to that. What do you mean she looked like a frumpy bitch? Renessa, inside voice, please. But now you're getting married, Cody. You are too, motherfucker. You got engaged the same year.

Same year, babe. And we'll get married maybe next year. Whenever we plan that out. They already have their location. We are. Fucking. So we'll go box after this. That'll be fucking, that's...

Rich, are you boxing? We're going to have everyone. All the boys are boxing today, right? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Nick, what are you running like, like, $2.55 right now? 240. Yeah. You go, you're actually taking the serious, though.

Yeah. Why not? That's, oh, I love it. Everyone's going to expect the audience to take it serious so I'm not. Yeah, fuck yeah. Not going to let them beat me. This, I should have known. You're so goddamn competitive.

Oh, 100% new. It's really bad. I knew you were going to go super hard. I was like, well, what's this takes off? Nick's going to be like, like, and then. I start seeing this. Eli's the only one who's fucked. Because you were already fucking in great shape.

I was like, I'll just get in better. The fuck is Eli going to do? I can box longer. You're like the rate of diminishing returns where it's like, you're 97% of the way there and the last 3% is the hardest and least rewarding. Just staying there. Boxing with 20 ounce gloves got really easy now. Now I can do an hour with Daniel all day long and throw those.

50 hit combos. No shit. Yeah. That's just condition. So now sparring like today, I'll be like, okay, this is nice. I'll throw on the 16th move, have fun. I'll throw on the normal gloves. The normal.

Have fun, be easy. Bro, those extra four ounces on each hand, suck cock. Suck cock. And then we have to lift tomorrow. What are we doing tomorrow? Yeah, where are we lifting? Leg day? Leg day?

Fuck. All right. All right. Good. I would love it. As of two days ago, I'm down 20 pounds. see the brand is 20 pounds i got to where i i'm already at my goal i'm at where i wanted to be now i'm going to go a little further i think i want to get down to 180 and then build up from

there i went opposite of you guys he he was trying to lose his 20 i put on 15 since we started the challenge well yeah i went into your pantry at home it's literally a case of water a fucking what's the what's the thing from for a cornucopia he has a cornucopia The thing from Fruit of the Loom, is that where you were just going to say? Are we doing that right now? Yes, we are. It's a thing. Well, word of the thing.

I'm not shitting you a cornucopia of beef sticks and then just protein shakes. That's all that was in your house. We're doing a fitness sound. Guess what we got when we went to the grocery store. Steak. And that was it. You saw my Bachelor fridge. The only thing I have in my house right now.

I went to Brandon's house for the first time. Brandon got a new fridge. Whatever you want to say. Brandon's new fridge is the Nikki Minaj's ass of fridges. Like, it's not a built-in fridge, but it's literally two fridges sandwiched together. It's fucking this wide. Yeah. And I walk up and I open it because I had an energy drink and I was like, I got to take a shit.

I'm going to put this in the fridge so it stays cold. That makes sense. Open the fridge. Open this massive fucking closet of a fridge. I'm not shitting you. There's a crinkled up bag from Chick-fil-A and a thing of ketchup in the whole fridge. That's it. So I meant to call you out on this in the last time we talked about this in the podcast.

You're a fucking liar. What else is in there? I don't have ketchup. The only thing in my house available right now, literally, is to this day, I have fucking core power protein shakes. I have grilled nuggets from Chick-fil-A. I have the snack house protein puffs and the first form protein shit. That's the only snacks I have is just all protein shit. I think a great pepperbox exclusive would just be you bringing potential suitors home for the first

time because your house is the most aggressively single dude house I've ever been to a mind. You walk into his house in his kitchen, enormous empty fridge, there's a fucking RPG in the corner. There's some type of law. There's some type of weird AK-47 on the counter that he just acquired with like the box just opened and it's sitting there like he opened and went cool and then went and then went and filmed a video or something. That's what happened. He's got cool. He's got one of those little tables that's like this wide. about yay you know just for like putting candles and shit on and he's got like a nice decorative bowl that you like throw your keys in or whatever there's a fucking suppressed

pistol in it and that's it objectively true like I'm not disputing any bit I'm just saying it got worse my front room now because I got a massive order from ballistic dummy lab is just gel tors and gel like head busts and shit like that are we going to talk about the living room are we going to talk about your couch sure Brandon's couch It's a recurring issue Brandon's couch It's like

Eight folded up comforters and blankets In the shape of a couch Oh it used to be In front of a massive TV And there's nothing else in the living room It used to be When I was recently single I no longer had a couch

Connor came over He built up the fucking We called it the Connor couch Because it was just literally folded comforters on top of each other so we could just sit around and watch Netflix. When you take a girl on a date, she's going to come back to your place and be so excited and then so disappointed.

That is so wild that you think she's actually going to come home with me after a full date. To be fair, it's actually probably true because it's a blank canvas. She doesn't have to convince him to throw anything away or get rid of it because he likes it. Can you put your guns in the closet? It's a blank canvas at that point. This place is a prison on planet bullshit. I like your house. I appreciate it.

I don't know. On, you know, counter, counterpoint, women love interior decorating. This is true. Yeah. The blank canvas thing works, I think. Yeah. He's just setting up a canvas. Yeah.

I don't know. Wow. You don't have any furniture. You don't have any furniture. Yeah, I was looking for a wife. I figured she could just pick out whatever she likes when I find her. Honestly, it's not a. now you're getting laid you're welcome

walking you want to watch a movie turn your lawn chair down I'm dead serious I'm dead fucking serious my couch currently in front of my TV is three separate chairs two of them belong to I know there's the meme where it's like this is all it takes for men to be happy

that's literally a lawn chair and a TV and a PlayStation 5 I'm like, yeah, that's what it takes for men to be happy. And a fog load of guns. That woman's going to be wandering around your house looking for signs of other females and she's going to be like finding all of Connor's hats

that are strewn about, who's this bitch with the tiny head? Holy shit. Connor showed up. Hey, Connors said. Oh, Trout showed up. Calvin, what did you call his tiny cowboy hat when I put it on? I was the E-Haw-Mica. I saw the comments

called it the Yalmica. Sorry we all had giant heads, Conner. 733H is a normal-sized human head, you fucking freaks. By the way, we found King Trout again. He made us to wonder back into our lives. Would you like to come say hello or do you just want to shout from the chief seats?

I literally woke up five seconds ago. Walt woke up, wandered out of the cornfield. Now he's here, he's angry. Yeah. No, because you insulted my head size. That fuck. Guys, you got that bad head right now. Connor's back.

Good morning. Good morning, drinking trout. It's 4.10 p.m. I have like this potentially false notion. It hasn't been disproven yet, but I have a theory. You know what's that thing that little kids have object permanence where like if they can't see it, it doesn't exist. In my brain, I assume if I can't visually see you, you're sleeping.

I'm going to sleepiest soldier, brother. Thank you. Thank you, G.I. Jane. Every time Connor has not been somewhere, I thought he should be. And I'm like, where is Connor? They're like, hell, he's taking a nap. Yeah, I'm a very, I'm a very tired boy. God's epeiest warrior.

Well, then everybody's like, like, I've seen, I've made some post. I was talking about that. I think Aaron, uh, administrative results. Oh shit, Aaron's here. Or admin's here. Admin's here. Yeah, uh, took a picture of me sleeping on that couch over there. And I have a, I have a compiled list of all.

All of these pictures. I literally have an album in my phone called nap time. It's people taking pictures of me sleeping. Conner is our sleep demon. Well, and then everybody's like, I posted a series of pictures and everybody was like, no, you're just an alcoholic. It's like, all right, two things can be true at the same time. There was one podcast like a year ago where we were crumpling up cans and throwing them at you

while we were at the very end of the show. We were just throwing shit at you trying to wake you up. Yeah, where'd it go? No, not the hidden album. Those pictures of a stranger's feet. Hey, why am I in that one? You disappear and then you come back into our lives and we're like, what the fuck? Yeah, it's nap time.

Yeah. He was hibernating. He's moving back. You show up, you leave. All the in-between times you don't see me, I'm sleeping. He does the Irish hello and goodbye. The Irish nap time, we call it. No, that's just, again, being an alcoholic.

You're a Benadryl demon. Speaking of which, did you see that fucking meme on Twitter? Where's the Benadryl salt, like salt shotgun round? They just crushed up a bunch of Benadryl pills. They're just like, oh yeah, you break into my fucking house? Boom, Hatman. It's fucking me. Yeah.

It's literally somebody just crammed a bunch of Benadryl pills into a shotgun shell, like, all right. Enjoy the next 800 perceived hours. Oh, did I ever tell you all the story of when I overdosed on Benadryl? No. Oh, shit. So I thought I had an allergy. This was a long time ago, and it wasn't real. I thought I had a food-based allergy.

Anyway, I'm working. I ate something for lunch that had that food that I thought I was allergic to, which is not true. And so what I did in response, out of panic, was I took both the liquid form of Benadryl and the pill form of Benadryl, as opposed to injecting myself with an epipen. Fun fact for everyone out there, never mix the liquid and pill form of any drug for any reason. They're not supposed to work that way. um got dropped off by a co-worker we'll call him and went home and i we'll call him yeah well it's it's no okay do you want me to break down the technical exactly a tech you're just being very vague a co-worker will call him because i'm not going to break down the technicalities of how

we work with each other it's a long fucking story a subcontractor who had hired we were working on a job he's a guy who was kind of a friend of a friend and i decided i'd take him along i hired him did like, you know, the stone wall was about three people. Not fucking important to the story. Thanks, Nick. Bad-headed fuck.

No wonder his head's so small. He takes out all the minor details. Condense. Give me your hat. Give me your hat. You fucking idiot. Look at that shit.

Look at that. Okay. Yeah. They're like, they're like, yeah. We put 10 fucking clips in there for for the option for some monster with a goddamn watermelon for a head to come in and have only two of them and then he insults me

for using the normal amount they put on this. No, no, no, no, do, shut up, you giant waterheaded. Show me how you need. You need all of them. You need all of them.

The amount they put on the hat for normal human heads. When you put all of them on, this is like, oh, so the, So their son can take a cute picture. They put all these buttons on there for a normal goddamn hat. Is that why the top's having a widow's peak because they're supposed to look that way, asshole? They put ten clips on there.

They can get normal when you only have two hanging on for dear fucking life. That's how fucking normal-sized heads should look. The fact you distended this hat with your two fucking clip. pegs. Doesn't mean my head's not normal size. I just look up five goddamn minutes ago I crawl downstairs and you insult me? I bet you go through

pillows way slower than I did. Pellows! Pellows! Or as us, with normal sized heads who they make hats for. We call them pillows. I'm fucking crying. We're so happy that King Trout is back on the podcast.

Anyway, this guy who's not quite a co-worker, go on. Back to this three-foot stone So I take this fucking Benadryl Both kinds He drops me off There's your hat back Yeah this is normal Yeah

Okay You got a bunch of fucking fat Bad-headed tree So the stone wall I come back down And there's a Naked man What the fuck's going on

And leave for five minutes You guys get fucking gay Yeah Benadryl And so I wake up I don't remember Shit Typical King Trout

Naptime time wake up high as fuck and my mom is sitting at the foot of my bed reading me uh uh what's his name the the author um tom's tom sawyer okay yeah big mustache guy mark twain yeah mark queen there we go thank you here jim what yeah they could just call him jim oh that sends me down a different story but no my mom is reading me fucking uh mark twain just in her normal voice and i i like levitate out of bed and she's petting like a giant tarantula reading mark twain my god and what was your indicator something was wrong dude i swear to god i thought this was i thought this was real life and so i had a full ass conversation with my mom i walked downstairs and there's like everything you could order

from the Wendy's menu sitting on my kitchen table and I was like oh I can have whatever we like it was like the garden of earthly delights you know except it was fucking Wendy shit and I went and touched the spicy nuggets and it was like and I snapped back to my fucking bed and like bursted awake and none of that was real believe it or not my mom was not sitting at the foot of my bed reading Mark Twain petting a giant tarantula anyway don't mix the pill form and the liquid form of Benadryl and Nick has a fat fucking head. This was the, it was Lizzie has a gap,

but this was the original. Fuck rock, salt and nails. Home intruders get, uh, get to go into the pocket dimension. Just. Dear God.

What are we doing? Are we doing a podcast? Oh shit. Admin's here. Ever? What'd you guys all do last night? Cody just cooked steaks at 11 p.m. Yeah.

Yeah. We just hung up. My kitchen until 3 a.m. Cody was cooking steak, and I was dicking around with his bomb robot, scaring his dogs. We played with Dildos, too. That's also true. Yeah.

That's a sentence. What's the dog robot? The bomber. The bomb robot. Yeah, what is that? You know, like the little, little... I know. Like, Cody, you bought that, and then we haven't talked about that at all.

Yeah. R2FU? Yeah, I found R2FU on eBay. He's a military surplus bomb robot. So like a SWAT robot. Did you just assume his gender? Look. He's got a dold out.

Fair. If you're skilled enough, you can jerk yourself off with it. I found this bomb robot and I bought it because like we said, when, you know, when we were kids, we couldn't. We were poor as fuck. And I'm just, maybe I'm reliving my childhood now. And it's cool as shit. And we all get to play with it. What did, what did Moody say when you came home with a bomb?

robot. She went to go get it with us. Yeah, Moody came with us to get the bomb robot. You should marry her. Yeah, I should marry there, girl. You should get right on that. What? What do the other dogs think of? The other dogs? It's a robot.

Yeah, but it looks like a dog. No, it's not a robot. It's not like a dog. It's not a robot dog. It's the one with the little treads. It's like this big. It's a tank with two arms. I was way up here. I thought you got one of the No. Yeah, the Boston Dynamics. Yeah, I thought you got one of the one that

it's the N-word so it's shut up bitch it's the yeah I have also seen like what is this real life

did I take too much Benadryl it's one of those the talon bomb defusal robot oh I was way off I thought you got one of the dog ones

no editor can we please put up the talon bomb defusal robot don't put that up Chase what do you do with it in your home

I don't know you make stakes while I play with it what do you mean the same thing I do with my giant atomic bomb replica. Hey, do you guys want to come over, drink beer and look at this? Look at the cool

limited edition item I've acquired. Look, Nick said he was hungry last night, so I cook steaks and we played with bomb robot. It sounds like a great fucking time. It was. I thought it was cool. What all can it do?

Yes. Everything. Literally, how does it operate? There's a fucking, there's a fucking, uh, you remember like the, the knockoff pelican cases in the army? Yeah. The big ones that float. It's like the bomb you defuse and CS go. And you undo the things and open it up.

And there's like a screen and there's all the controls and knobbies and shit. There's four screens. Yeah, dude. Four cameras. You got an arm camera, a front camera, a back camera and some other camera. Holy shit. You got like a legit one too. Yeah, man.

Yeah. I want to bring it over here for us to play with it on an episode or something It should be the gang's new bartender It's a microphone? Yeah Yeah, so you can tell people drop the gun Push to talk Jesus fucking Christ Yeah, I got a little shit bomb robot

Your bomb robot has a VoIP Yeah There's a butt plug with electrodes in it It's crazy What's the fire control That lights up the butt plug with the electives in case you want to rig it to a bunch of C4 and blow somebody up what do you mean yeah which is exactly what they did in Dallas that fucking parking garage yeah yeah

dude they the Dallas parking garage like you do the shit on the guy's bottle what was the Dallas one so there was that guy who ambushed a bunch of cops I was years ago in like 10 years something like that during a BLM protest oh that was the bad one I think was even before that it was the largest loss of law enforcement officers since to 9-11. Yes. It was during a BLM protest. A dude just started smoking cops. I think it was before. Like it was years before.

Like it was an anti-cop thing, but like the guy just started smoking cops from it. It was a parking garage or something like that. No, he was, this is outside of building because he was using those pillars and actually moving. Like he did proper movement. That's exactly the one that yeah, that we're talking about. Because he would actually run

them down. It ended up not being a parking garage. Sorry, I told you that. It was 2016. He was in a lot. I think he ended up in a library. a library building but there was only one hall for law enforcement to come down and so like a fatal funnel and they couldn't they couldn't shoot him because they were trying to shoot him the entire night after he killed five cops and so they had to drive the bomb robot down with a like i think he had like two pounds of c4 on it yeah they just pulled it up to him and blew it up and just like smoke the dude with c4 fucking good beep boom hello my so that's

That's what those buttons are. The LCD screen with a smile. Yeah. Then explodes. Wait for flash. In 2016, it was, yeah, Dallas. Police shooting, a tragic incident where five police officers were killed and several others injured during a protest against police brutality.

Sorry. Is something funny, Hunter? I made a joke in something in brain. That was a bad one. I remember watching that one and knowing, I was like, oh, that guy actually trained, trained. I'm sorry. You were 100% right with BLM. I was thinking, for whatever reason in my mind, I was mentally associating BLM with 2020, like some real love bullshit.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, that was, it was during a, I can't remember who they were protesting, someone that, what's up? Michael Brown hands up, don't shoot. It wasn't, it wasn't a Michael Brown one. It was the dude in Louisiana. But, but, but yeah, the dude thought the best way to.

Orlando Sterling. Yeah, it was Orlando. Yeah. but uh yeah they drove the bomb robot in and just blew this motherfucker up which also brought a bunch of questions where it's like when can we can just use things like this to kill people it's like if you kill people yes yeah yeah you can do that you warn me about how strong the grip was i i was fucking around with it yesterday and uh shouts out my boy veteran with a sign what's up dude what's up bro he put a blanket on me while i was napping upstairs dude love

you to death, bro. Love you to death, dude. So we were hanging out yesterday, and I was fucking around with the sex robot, as some would call it, because it depends on how you use it, technically. But they were like, careful. It's got a really strong grip. And I had the thought, yeah, you could technically rip somebody's penis off. Just picturing it with the tits placed on it and then fee-fi on the back. Yeah, it's a hot-ass robot. You still have the tank treads and everything. You could go to Dallas and rip off Orlando Bloom's dick, whatever you all we're talking about. you've heard of drive tanks well get ready for be like you haven't seen it yet right no i put gougly eyes on it

did you really yeah i haven't seen that part where'd you put them on one of the arms he's got a face shit r2 f you has a face now just got that claw too you take your dick clean all you tested the grist like orlando bloom no they they warned me about it so i was i was concerned and there was a white cloth can sitting on the dining room table and I went over and I picked it up and they were like careful. It grips really

strong. So my immediate follow up question was you could rip somebody's dick off of this thing. Yeah, dude. Rotate its hand. Yeah. Just boop boop. Good morning. It's fucking five o'clock at night. I know. Oh my God.

What are we doing? Are we doing a podcast? what's up. And on that note we can close around. It's been two hours? I was napping for two hours? Yes. So is Richard. You were literally the unsubed guy on the couch. Well, I wasn't on the couch. I was up

on the floor in the say hi to Eli's studio. My truck's dead as fuck. We got to get jumper cables. Richard woke up during this podcast starting. He was like, it's over? No, it's just beginning. I think we did the sign off on Patreon. He's like, you guys already went for two hours?

the cruddy. Thank you for watching the unsubscribe podcast. I'm Donut Operator. Fuck you. Yeah. Cody?

Oh, it's so good to have Mr. Trout back again. Bye, everyone. Thank you for joining the unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli double-tap, fat electrician,

Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. We love you. Bye. Okay, bye. Quack bang out. Quack bang out. My head's perfectly normal-sized.

Will you see you again? You know my name. You know my name. We'll see my name. We'll see my game. Thank you.