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Episode Date: December 15, 2025

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Just taking splash damage All day long, Finn He did nothing You just walked in He started attacking you In his defense You did attack everyone It's a great way to command a room though

You assert dominance Oh well I f***in I was sitting in for 45 minutes You pricks are all late One, two, three, three, two, one. Why are you going backwards? Why are you counting? You see what I'm doing?

He's taking over the podcast. What the fuck? Welcome to the unsubb podcast. My name's Isaac Butterfield, and it's a fantastic honor to be here. I think I'm looking at the wrong camera too. I don't know if you notice he counted backwards from you because of where he's from the other side of the door. It's not in toilets. Exactly.

I forgot about that. I forgot about that. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the unsubed. Subscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap. Isaac Butterfield, Brandon Herrera and myself Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here. What's up, bitches? It's good to see you all. We haven't had our boy on it. Fucking like two years. Yeah, two years. I'm back. You've been on the podcast? Mate, I've been everywhere. I've been, yes, it is to you question. That was before the podcast got

better. The switch of Rooney, I know. The movements. People have died and it's all happened since I've been here last, it's good to be here though. I thoroughly enjoyed my time in Texas. It's great. I love Texas. It's the only state I like. Everywhere else I've been, it's, although there is a lot of homeless people here. In Austin? Well, yes, I was only in Austin for a couple of hours yesterday and my drive to San Antonio yesterday as well. There was less than last time I was here. Pre-Trump, there was a lot more. I will say that. Not that I'm a Trump fan. I am a Trump fan. You're not allowed to say that in Australia. You get. You go back to the COVID camp.

Literally like I like Trump because he's hilarious. Okay. I think we can all agree that he's hilarious. I don't have any opinions on policies or who he puts in, you know, in his government. I don't know enough about it. I don't know enough about that type of stuff. But what I know is he's a funny and where I come from, that's more important than anything else. Dude, that's how I vote, man.

As long as the memes are funny. Exactly. Yeah. Like that's one thing. I'm like, dude, I don't care if you like the man, if you like his policy. policies, you got to admit to all these people that are like, you know, oh, I don't, I don't do politics, I don't get involved, you know his presidency is going to be so much funnier.

Like, 2016 to 2020 was meme gold. Absolutely. Absolutely. The history books. We were, I was talking to someone in his, in his camp, and it's too early to name drop on the podcast, so I won't, but we were talking about how the media attention, particularly in Australia, like I was sitting in these photos and videos of the news. and the news cycle was just hammering him on everything.

And like I was watching it live, more live on like X and that type of stuff, Twitter, what was actually happening in the moment. And the difference between what was shown by, you know, journalists on the ground or from the horse's mouth, so to speak, in comparison to what you saw on the 6 o'clock news, it was vastly different. So, you know, my mum, my auntie, my grandma, all these people, they're all getting a completely different narrative.

And it must be the same here. everyone's aunties, grandmas, these type of people, the older people, the people who aren't invested in social media as much as... The people that watch the view. Well, this is, but that's their target mark. Yeah, no, 100%. It's done intentionally. It's that and illegals.

Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, right. I was, that's actually one of the questions. Well, it's one of the questions is, like, from your position over in Australia, how does it look seeing America's, I guarantee it's just painted as chaos. Like we look like a third world country sometimes. Yeah, I mean, well, I was in L.A. for 12 hours. That is close enough.

That is a third world country. I've been to L.A. like five times in my life and it is a shithole. Like it is just all, like it just smells like it's, it's not as vibrant as where I'm from. Like just the color in the sky. So where I live, it's like a smallish town. It's a big town, but it's a big, small to you guys, but it's a big-ish town for Australia. And we're like 20, 30 minutes from the main hub. And even where we are, where we're around some farms and stuff.

And it's nice and, you know, quiet and whatnot. Yeah, it's not, it's fucking yellow. Everything's like chips. The piss colored filter. It is. I'm glad that's not just me. Because every time I get there, I was saying to my wife clearly the other day, we're at home. And I was hanging the washing out like any good husband should.

And I was saying, I'm just, you know, I don't. not looking forward to that part of America where it's just like you're wearing these what's that sepia toned glasses like it's when you go at its own and it's it's very very strange but in answer your question people look down on America

because they haven't been here and they don't know Americans or they don't know the right Americans and I think that's the difference I've been lucky enough to meet a lot of really good Americans and some shit ones no doubt some very mentally ill ones I'm in the comedy world It's part and parcel.

It's good to see us. Catching strays over here. But yeah, I don't know. Anywhere you go in the world, everyone's exactly the same. They sound a little bit differently. The biggest one, and we were talking about this earlier, was the opinion that Australians, and probably the Brits as well, people from the UK and, you know, Britain, have on guns.

And I'm someone who I was trying to get a gun license in Australia, not for any particular reason. and that's a big thing in Australia. You have to have a reason. Why do you want a gun? Well, I like guns. They're fun to shoot. And when I go on...

I hate my neighbour. Dig that way, baby. You know, I like that shit. It's a good reason. But you have to, for anything in Australia, the reason is why. Like, I don't know what your rules are with local governments and councils and whatnot. But even to take a tree down to put a pool in, it's like thousands of dollars and, like, begging. and you've got to get all these people to agree on it.

It's crazy. On your own property? Don't drop a tree down, mate. Nico would hate it there. It's fucking awful. It's ridiculous. Like I had to remove this giant gum tree, huge. It was like 30.

It's beautiful tree. But it was so close to my house. And my son's bedroom's like just there and the tree's right. I'm like, fuck man, I can't. It gets windy. I start freaking out. So we got it down and then put a pool in because we've loaded. And a bunch of bad dogs.

My man. and the amount of like jumping through hoops and all that shit it was just absolutely crazy but you have to beg to do things in Australia like you know liquor licensing you can't open a bar I was saying this to Ben my opener who's off camera at the moment Ben McClennon hot bloke about in Newcastle where I'm from they were trying to open a gentleman's club

and you know bottom level was just normal service at a bar next level up was like lingerie and then it was like a strip club and there were so many people that complain you know this isn't right for Newcast So they squash the whole idea. Like, where is that freedom? And that's what a lot of Australians sort of, they feel like they're free, but they're really not.

They don't have the ability to do what you guys can do here. And I think they're somewhat jealous of that. And this is just me, you know, answering that question in a long round of way and saying that I would like a gun. We might know some people. So like, I just asked you what your favorite meat was. You apply for the firearm. licensing what firearms can you get is there a set amount you can get

caliber to be uh in australia everything's like sort of uh there's no automatic weapons none they're all i guess when you this is how much i know about guns when you have to like fucking do these ones so bolt action bolt action yeah so they're all i don't think you get leather leather letters leather not leather um just trying to speak the uh yeah it has to be bolt action i've shot like on a mate's I shot like a 50 cow. That was really cool. But that's the biggest gun that I was able to get.

He was able to get that because he's got a giant property and it's for shooting. He said it was for deer, which if you want to send the deer into the fucking the ends of the earth. It'll do it. Yeah, that'll do it. We were shooting his ex-partner's car. And it was like, you know, a mile away or whatever it was. But he owned the car, yeah? Yeah, yeah.

Okay. That was the same thing. He bought it for her, put it. it up there because they broke up or someone cheat who cares and anyway he we were shooting it and the the crazy thing about a 50 cow this giant round that's worth you know what 10 15 20 dollars each i don't know what it is here above five yeah oh every mate i i drive a ram right that's what i drive in australia they're like 170 000 to buy jesus great dude that's what's yes it's crazy the trucks there are i looked i looked it up it's like 6070 thousand dollars here

for like a brand if you you know buy from a dodgy dealer but it's none of all that's not all that's less. I couldn't believe it. I was blown away. Anyway, so, Rams on my mind. My father-in-law drove us to the airport and then took it back into my driveway and scraped the shit out of the side of it. Oh, fuck. I was so upset. Do you wait for you to leave the country before he told you?

No. No, we found out there. So you drive a full-sized truck. Like, there's not how many full-sized trucks over there, like a Dodge Ram. There's a lot more Rams and F-150s. F-150s, you used to be able to get them, but you'd have to import them. yourself now they are being sold there rams like there's none of this like you know four ties at the back business like that doesn't happen in australia um the roads don't fit them

people look at you like you're a piece of shit people look like let me like that anyway so i'm like whatever all good but they they don't know how to deal with it they don't fit in car spaces i mean you know there's still big trucks so maybe they don't do that here either i scrape the shit out of mine going into a car park when i first got it because it's just not made for it um but yeah they're starting to get everywhere which is really really cool but on on the firearm thing you have to prove that you are to get a handgun you have to get you have to like go to a handgun like club like once every like three three months or something like you have to show your face and like get marked off the roll like yeah i'm here you have to be a part of the

club you have to store your weapon at the club you have to shoot a certain amount of times a year and for the rifle you have to be either at a rifle club or have a farm sort of thing but they have to be locked up you can get random checks all that type of stuff and a lot of stuff like that in europe and i think that's where like some of that comes down to is like the it's just like the difference in idea in the role of government whereas here in the in the united states like it's a lot more like dangerous freedom like the the individual over a collective uh like in the the way it should be anyway i'm not saying we're we're 100% like this anymore you know things deteriorated over time. But originally the idea was the government should be asking its people

if the government is allowed to do something. Whereas in Europe or in Australia or a lot of these countries, like the collectivist idea is like, I'm doing a thing. I should have to ask my government first. I want to put a pool in my backyard. I have to ask the government. I want to own a firearm, even though I live on a ranch and there's coyotes that just ate my Labrador. Oh, I need to ask the government. It's just like that very different ideals on governance. with the weapons it's ever since there was this shooting a mass shooting in uh in where was that port arthur in tasmania it was like the late 90s yeah 96 yeah 90 yeah 94 i think it's mid 2000s it was right before an election didn't have anything to do with it and um that was the one where

it was like a kid's camp and dude went in it's smoked a bunch of people so port arthur itself is an old convict settlement uh where we went there last year much like the whole continent like like the entire government. And you go in there and there's all these old buildings and stuff

and it's like a historical place. So people were just there to go to the cafe and walk around and see the sites and all that type of

stuff. And it's a cool little joint look back at the 1800s, whatever. But yeah, so I'll make

walks in. And I don't, you're not allowed to question any of this story in Australia. Even me saying this now or what? Or it's,

you're in trouble, mate. Like actual legal trouble, which is, okay. You just get, if you ever

look at a conspiracy or even just question it. I always like to question absolutely everything. You know what I mean? Like, I think that's a very, it's very good to have a healthy level of distrust with the official story.

And even when you say words like official story, you sound like a fucking crazy person, but I say it all the time, so I'm very used to it. But the people, so politicians who have questioned any of the official story have been shut down. There've been,

you know, the media goes hard on them, almost like they all get a memo, like, go after this person, whatever. But the official, story is this guy, a real autistic, strange dude, which seems to be the flow of things when it comes to mass shootings.

But this was a long time ago. He went out and I don't know the exact numbers, but maybe someone in the comments can go through and, you know, have a look at this. But the headshot count was so high that it was, that people were just like, what? Like he's just this random guy and he's hit all of these people. I think it was like 30-something deaths, something like that. So it was April 1996, uh, killed 35 people. Right.

Yeah, and I did 23. So, yeah, he just unleashed. And I don't know what type of weapon he had. What's this green shit, Eli? If I could read, I would be able to tell you. Ag 1. I took that class in high school. Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't take corn 3.

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i did it for this reason whatever so there's all these different stories oh so they didn't kill him he's a lot still jesus oh yeah i did not know that yeah i'm sure uh martin brine his name is that's at least something we're pretty good at yeah taking them out yeah what is it uh why I keep him a lot. I'm surprised that he's still. Yeah, he's still there, surely. He'd be like, I don't know, what is he now? Like maybe 60 or something like that.

I think it says there what he was 28 at the time. So he's really young. Like a loner sort of, like, you know, the age old story with match the tape. Yeah. Like he. He's 58. Yeah. And he looked like it.

Can you pull out one of the images? No, that's him now. Have a look at the him when it happened. He looks like a fucking scary dude. Like, look at that. Imagine that guy coming at you with. the bloody anything, just coming at you. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Did he have a girl here? Yeah. Huh. That's wild.

Well, I don't believe in gender, so that's, that's unfortunate you'd bring that up. Do you have tips too there? No. I think it's his, uh, it's a frumpy shirt. Yeah, frumpy shirt. I didn't realize it was that high of a number. It was huge. And then so right at the election, the prime minister coming in, John Howard, or he was running or he was, whatever was, he was elected in 96, he banned guns. There was a big amnesty, like everyone's handing guns in and stuff. And so the conspiracy theorists of the world would be like, hey, well, is this a false flag? What is this?

Or did it really happen? Or maybe it did happen. And they're sort of just going, hey, well, this is a great chance to, you know, get the guns. Or maybe they're just really nice politicians and they wanted to help people out. Yeah. I don't want to misappropriate the quote or misattribute the quote. I think it was Rahm Emanuel, or never let a good crisis go to waste. that's like hey that's the opportunity

it was just like in New Zealand with the Christchurch shooting yeah there's a very similar situation yeah and uh they take those moments and they run with them COVID was shit let's get right into all of that sure that you fucking preach brother go for it man the the amount of people who still wear masks in Australia

is hilarious for one we see that still how many like what percentage would you say I don't go out for starters I don't but you go to a city and there's people Less now, but like two or three years after, like there was still people, like normal people. I saw a lady like in a car by herself recently with one on, like a white lady too. It wasn't an Asian.

Asians have been doing that forever. Like, you know, Chinese, Japanese people. They'd do that anytime they were sick. Like with a common cold, that was very natural. That makes, if I had some sort of viral flu or something, it makes sense, wear a mask, okay. It's a nice thing to do. Or if you got like a weakened immune system, you're going through some sort of, you know, chemotherapy or whatever it is. It's like, okay, well, that tracks.

Even now, if you've got a vomiting bug or something, yeah, throw a mask on, bro. It's all good. We do. We have an Aussie friend who he went out to the middle of a, like a park. He like went out to a baseball field. Like no one was around for hundreds of meters. And he lays down and he just, he's kind of chilling. He takes a nap, wakes up.

This is during COVID. And there's Aussie police standing over him. And they're like, you went past your time of being outdoors. Like, you can't. be out this long. So looking back at all of that with retrospect, how scary of a situation is that when you consider that the death rate was very low, infection rate very high, death rate very low, imagine if the death rate was high, or they could really bung it on, so to put it on sort of thing, if you know what bung it on. We got it on. We got it. Yeah, we're

John Bronson's a good song. We bonged at. Paul Ben, my opener, Ben, he was walking this morning through. We're in San Antonio at the moment. And he's walking this lady stands at the front and stares at him. And Ben goes, Gettoy, here you going. And she ran inside. And I was like, she didn't hear what you said.

You just out there going, no, ran, rah, right. Yeah. Like, you're terrified. He's terrified. He's shouted gibberish. You can't. I said, you've got to start talking slower, mate. She was laughing over here.

Yeah. She was like, I understand. understand that. But yeah, it's COVID was crazy. And yeah, people were being, there was a dude arrested. I mean, there's a famous vision of this guy being arrested on a beach. We went for, or maybe not arrested, but let off the beach, which is same thing. I'm arrested, led off by police. If they're infringing on your freedoms as a human being to move throughout time and space, then that's enough. During that time, like you can't, you can't do that. It's madness. And I was originally with the, with the jab, I made a video saying,

This is a great idea. We should all get it, right? And then people still hammer me about that. They're like, you were a proet at the start. I was like, I assumed it was all sweet. I assumed it was like all the other ones that I was sweet with beforehand. And now every, like we've got a two-year-old. You know, we had to talk to doctors about different things

and ask questions about different sort of injections and stuff. And, man, they just go, no, no questions. Like, I trust it. I do it to my kids. That's what they said. And I don't know, man. It's a, there's a lot, the mistrust that I now have for, and it's not, it's not individual people in the government. It's this collective. It's this absolute power that people have when they're in a group and they don't see the individual person.

They see you as a number or whatever. They look at you like you're an underling because they've been, you know, projected into this position. And they just make decisions for you because they know better and they don't give a shit. And it's to advance their career. It's not out of any concern for you. I've seen how they run a fucking deal. I wouldn't trust them with Jack's shit. I wouldn't trust them to cut my grass. Yeah. Anyone's been in the government or worked or did something alongside it. They, I've never met somebody.

It's like, yeah, dude, it's so efficient. Especially like military team guys. Oh, dude. You want to see motherfuckers who don't trust the government. Yeah. Ask any of those dudes. Any of like the old school SF boys. My God.

The government's played with their life. Yeah. And probably still does in many different ways. You know, they've held them like this like a puppet. Dude, the first time I was ever introduced to Alex Jones was when I was working, the first time I started working around Seals back in like 2009. Dude, they fucking, they don't like the government very much. Yeah.

I get it. I get it. And I, as I've gotten older, you sort of turn into your dad or a father figure, perhaps if you don't have a dad. You turn into those people. You look at how they were when you were a kid and they were all old and bitter. And they're, like, government. And you're young.

And you're like, oh, come on. Then you get older and you're like, you fucking government, you're right. Shane Gillis has that bit where he's like, ah, it happens. I have early onset Republican. Yeah. Wakey's like, I just, I'll be sitting there on watching World War II documentaries to go to sleep. Like, oh, shit, this is how it happens. 100%.

Not to bring Open a Ben up again. He was fell asleep on the plane yesterday watching World War II documentaries. He's two years older than me. It's how it happens. I'm like, what the, dude, what are you doing? Early onset Republican. I love that shit. And I've become more right-wingers.

I've gotten older. And even Claire, my wife, who very, not talking shit, but a sheltered upbringing, like very protective parents and that type of stuff. And now she's just like, fuck. She's anti-this. And she's like, no, she's like, fuck this. She's sharing Trump memes all the time. It's hilarious.

Her dad wears a maga hat to the shops, make America great again. He lives in fucking Australia. Like, what are you talking about it? I just, I remember. Like, I grew up as a skateboarder, like hated cops. They chase itself of our skate parks and stuff, like the, like our skate spots. Yeah. And then it became a cop.

It was like, oh my God, people are shittiest. Like some of these laws should be enforced. Yeah, yeah. Well, you see, you see as a cop the worst of people and then you have to deal with some dickhead, you know, skating or they, you know, grind and a rail, as I've always attempted to do when I was a kid. And we used the old wax candle to try and I was, I was a fact. you know, didn't do anything. It was fucking hopeless. But, you know, and then you have to deal with that.

You're dealing with a, in the morning and some dumb kid in the afternoon. Like, how do you do that? And how do you do that and not be a prick? Like, that's got to be hard. You got to, you know. And I don't know if you want to get into it, but some of those, like, specific cases where you, like, you had to deal with something, like, fucking horrific. And then the very next call is some Karen arguing about trash cans.

Yeah, yeah. This one drunk dude, just, like, ran over this baby and smeared him all over. the fucking road. Like mom was pushing a stroller across the street and he was looking at a cell phone. He looked up, smeared this baby all over the road. Like took it out of his mother's arms. Like done. Kids done.

Baby spaghetti. And then like the next call I've got some old rich white bitch who's like, my neighbor's trash can is in front of my house. And you just got like, yeah, I'll handle that for you. Thank you for calling. Yeah. That's a hard one. That's such a switch.

That's why I've said it multiple times. would never want to like a war your war you're just there the entire time your checkout is you're still with your guys you feel protected blah blah blah as a police officer you deal with that and then you go immediately home to your family so there's and do you work in the area too that you yeah dude yeah and then so where where that poor baby was you drive past that when you're not in uniform as well yeah man i work that side of town and so that's how i don't know how i don't know how you deal with it like obviously that's a it's a strong will human being to to deal with shit like that and not to suck your on camera no no it was that's for

patron but i will but while seeing zach brian's well then it well then you got some cops that'll kick you off a fucking beach during covid brand yeah oh my god that was covid was just such a a scary glimpse into exactly how much people will cooperate it's why everyone was a Nazi in Germany so to speak you know what I mean it's why they existed me and Brandon were on this like beautiful beach in South Carolina during like the high to COVID and we're just like chilling on the beach just during the summer of love because it was when Charleston was actively burning if you recall yeah because someone died of a heroin over to those but we were just like chilling out there on the beach and this cop comes by and it's like you can't be here there's restrictions me and Brandon are just like what the Fuck. Over a loudspeaker. We are the only ones on this beach, like as far as the eyes can see. But people were scared. They thought everyone was going to die because they saw everyone in China dropping. Do you remember that? People were like walking out and body bags full. Do you remember like that fucking lie back thing is wild? The resident evil looking

fucking footage of like Chinese dudes with MP5s going into apartment buildings. Like umbrella corporation coming in. Yeah. Yeah. They were like, yeah. There was like plastic tubes in rooms. They're spraying from the streets out of trucks or like sand sanitized or whatever the That's what we were being shown in the very early days. And now it's here and you want to get out of the beach. Yeah, what's wrong with you? But this was like in, this is in like June, I think, right? Yeah.

Like this is like way after everybody's like, oh. And like, don't get me wrong. There was a lot of, there were a lot of deaths, but a lot of those too. Some of them were natural, but some of them were just because like we were putting people on ventilators. That was the wrong thing to do. It was so sporadic. To my understanding of this, again, I'm not a fucking doctor. I just talked to a lot of them, but like this, they didn't know what internal lung pressure to keep these people on because what would save somebody would kill another. So a lot of the ventilators, or the ventilators were actually what was killing people is the treatment, not necessarily the disease. There's just, there's conventional wisdom and it just didn't fucking work for this one. Yeah, and people were dying of comorbidities as well. And that was a huge one. That was kept up in the, and we'll talk about the gun crime statistics before. Forehand, I just walked in here talking about guns. There's guns, give me a gun.

But how many of those are supposed to be? But they're still, you know, put in the same realm of gun deaths. And then that number is spread overseas or into your own communities. And people like, they're fucking Americans with guns. You know, they're all crazy. I, so I work, because I've said a lot of horrible things on stage, jokes about things that you shouldn't joke about, all that type of stuff. I have security every show, right?

I have my own personal security. These guys, they do the UFC, the Sultan of Brunei. and me. Nice. It's a bit ridiculous. Like obviously the UFC, hectic security, heaps of fans, the Sultan of Brunei, very important, heaps of money, and then just fucking me, just walking through the shop in a community because I'm there to tell dick jokes.

But they're all ex-military, ex-police, all good people, and people I trust. And these are people who, if they were in America, they'd have guns. A lot of them actually spend time here and own guns here in other people's sort of collections or whatever. one of them hooked me up with the Austin police he's got an uncle he's like my uncle said you can do a ride along with him I was like okay

cool fucking should yeah I would like I would like to do it I'm a bit like I couldn't imagine doing it right along in Austin I know that's a all the place I'd be like I'm Austin I'm like is it just just six straight just homeless people you're doing I was not to say it's fucking homeless people and then drunk people yeah street guess what it is the fight no one saw coming I actually didn't see uh paul fighting

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been in Austin for 10 minutes, whatever, or whatever. And there was just this lady injecting the heroin or whatever. On the side of an alley. Oh, my God. It's crazy. We and we went and did our first live show. Nick had never even been to Austin. His first experience, we pull up to our live show.

And in the alley, there's people doing drugs. Isn't that crazy? It's worse. And then, so we're doing our live show. It's where Kiltoni used to do. The Vulcan. It was the Volcan. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. It was the Vulcan. And so we had like, like, we had like 30 people in line just waiting to get into our live show. And so me and Nick were like, hey, dude, you want to grab a beer? And Nick's like, yeah, let's grab a beer and go outside and talk to him. And so me and him, we have, we have our beers and we just walk out onto the street and we're just like kind of talking to people. The cops come by. And they're like, you can't drink out here right now. You can't have your beers out here. Me and Nick look over and there's someone shooting up heroin

right beside us. And we're just looking at the cop. Like, I, yeah, all right, yes, officer. Yeah. We'll just go back inside and drink our beers. That was the priority was to get you guys out of their drinking piss. And so it's like, that lady's fine. Continue what you're doing. That was, and I was like a little schoolboy in the headlights. I was like, oh, she's doing drugs. And I've been around drugs.

Like, well, when I started, I played rugby league growing up. So it's sort of like rugby, but a lot faster, right? Big heroin users. Big heroin users. Yeah, I'm huge in the heroine team. Now, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, strong out team. Yeah.

Actually, I used to play football with a guy who, um, who used to make this Gatorade before a game that had speed in it. And he'd put, I don't know how much speed, but he, but, and he always, he made, I remember he making a tackle with his face once. And he didn't react. And I was like, man, this guy's so tough. But he was off his fucking head. But he was tough as now as great player, good dude, but just, yeah.

And I was just in there. I might have, work for the Germans. Yeah, exactly, right? Full blitzkriek, just straight through the line. That's like the opposite of heroin, though. It's just like, and hot, hot, hike. Yeah. Yeah.

The lean, they just stayed in position. Yeah. The fentanylund. You just walk around. They're like, oh fuck, we're fighting zombies again. It's in slow-mo. Nope, they're just paused. But I was 17 or 18.

It was Mad Monday. The day after your last game of the year, everyone drinks all day. It was called Mad Monday. And one of the boys turned up with a bag of like 200 ecstasy pills. And he just walks in. And I was like 17, 18, fresh out of school. And I was just like, oh, Jesus Christ. What the fuck is this?

So I was like pretty used to drugs and that. I was never a big drug guy. Still aren't. Still am not. But, uh, kids usually do that. Yeah, right?

So I'm 32 now. And this was back, back in the day. So I imagine they're all just, they're all off their heads still. But now you get to see somebody doing heroin live on. Yeah, there's something about that needle where you're just like,

that's commitment. You know? I was on peptides for a while and I felt like a junkie just doing it. And I wasn't even on the good shit. It's so true. That is like the line for me is the nose or the needle. I'm like, man, that's a commitment. Like, I'm like, man, that would be terrifying.

Yeah, fucking. Even that like piercing your skin. Yeah. Is it, is a, that's a barrier to entry. Yeah. Literally. And it should be. It should be.

If you have to pierce your skin. Like, even like when I first, I went on a keto diet back like five or six years ago, I'm very big fan of the keto diet. I have this weird neurological condition where I, I lose control of my head and my neck. It's called paratismal dyskinesia. Anyway, PKD, for short, if anyone wants to write that down. How do you set that off?

So what it is, and you may notice sometimes when I'm talking to people, I blink with one eye or wink. I'm not trying to fuck you. Well, I am trying to fuck you, but I'm not trying to fuck you. Not at that moment. I'm not trying to give that, yeah. And it's basically me sort of like just centering my eyesight because that's one of my triggers.

And anyway, I lose control of my head and my neck. Like I'm trying to look behind me. like my eyes like fling around like that and it goes on for like 30 seconds it's related to epilepsy and migraines happens very rarely but where was I going with this I was just asked what drugs yeah drugs yeah and so um were we I think so we're talking about like barriered entry we'll be right back yeah like heroin usage and stuff like that yeah no so I got it from burn on heroin for um no I I started heroin last time I was in Austin, and it's, it turns out it's everywhere.

That's why I'm back. Welcome to Unsub, where you have felons and junkies on. Have you ever thought, because you often have very famous people or, you know, people with great stories, maybe a junkie or a heroin user just to ask those sort of questions? We, dude, we're, J.B. It's the same reason you don't do it in football is you, so what was it like when you first started? J.D. talks about it. all the uh anytime he's been on he's very open about that and this guy has 58 felonies wow

yeah jd has a fucking a laundry list of everything and he admits to it and then he atone for that that's one of the big switches he's like no i was just even trying to figure out how to get out of my last sentencing and then uh my lawyer and friend at the time said hey how has that worked in the past and he's like oh i need to take accountability and then he's like hey i've been Yep, I did that, blah, blah, blah. And then the judge gave him, okay, hey, you can just do house arrest and probation. But if you fuck up again, like, you're done, done, done, done. Dude's been clean for years, a great guy and, like, talks to other people who are going through shit like that and, like, kind of works with rehabilitation.

And that's such an important part for people who are in that position right there to see that there is some light at the end of the tunnel. Like, I know a lot of people who are, like, in those positions and they're like, you know, there's no way out. And just for someone to give you the knowledge that there is a way out of this. So even if you do it unconsciously. It's giving that individual hope because it is, oh, look how far I fall on. I can't possibly get out of this situation. And then you have a JD. He's like, I have 58 felonies.

You have zero. I assure you you you can fall way further down. Do you think there's a place where it is impossible to get back out? Like you said, these people stuck in like a, you know, Kyle or with children. That's like that's like that's there's no coming back from that. I'm sorry. I'm all main like the homeless people you see who I just you know out of it. I mean sure there's probably a point where you've done so much damage to your brain.

Sure. We're like you're not able to be a functioning member of society anymore. But that's that's way down that rabbit hole. I think there. Yeah. I think you have a lot of as long as you try and you really dedicate yourself, you can come back from a lot. Look at it. Yeah.

Fucking Robert Down Jr. When he was on his. tirade of drugs and running from cops and shootouts. You're like, holy shit, that's Iron Man. I mean, look at Stevo. Yeah, Steve-o. Like, just the crazy amounts of drug use and stuff like that

and, like, still able to just, you know, clean. Also, like, a lot of the homeless people, they're homeless because they choose to be homeless. Every state, every county, every city has social programs. But that's a run by the rules. That's all of the stuff. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, to get you a house.

You can't have a house. You can't have this. You can't have alcohol. which I you know that's got to be hard you know if you're out on the street and your dog's your only friend but you they can't go into a shelter with you i get it i get that it's got to be tough to let that go but i guess you got to well that's that's that's a small case like the dog thing's a small case a lot of them just like they fucking love what they're addicted to and they they sure sure they just they love that lifestyle we'll give you you know

three meals a day we'll give you a place to sleep we'll give you this we'll give you some programs you just have to pass a drug test every two weeks and They're like, all right, I'm out. That's as easy as it is. It's really shitty. It's shitty that they're that far down that. It's a mental illness too, where they just want to be out on the streets. And it is something you can't get around.

I mean, a lot of, there's a homeless vets is a very large thing. But they have these opportunities to do other stuff. And I think it's been shown. It's like, oh, yeah, we offered help. They just. Because it would be completely different if there wasn't, if there wasn't programs available. Yeah. Why aren't you helping these people?

Even though that is probably the conversation anyway. You know, why aren't you helping these people? But yeah, you have to have this some sort of self, you know, motivation to better oneself. There has to be there. And I guess nobody can do it for you. No. But there's this, this is, and I don't know, you know, how old all you dudes are. But so I'm a millennial, I guess, yeah.

Yep. I'm a millennial. The Gen Z people, those people, they're coming up with this whole. attitude of I deserve this, this and this and I've employed a couple of them and I don't know how good or how good your editing is

but they are the biggest that have ever lived in this fucking earth like they are the worst people I had an editor right he was working at a smoke store like selling like you know a tobacco store

and he was making you know a couple hundred bucks a week I don't know how much you get paid at a smoke store and I said he was a good editor really good at his job But I said, how much do you want, mate? Come to me with an offer.

You know, prove to me that you are a really good worker, yada, yada, yada. And he goes, I want, I worked out to be 250K a year. I was like, you're off your fuck. Are you serious? He goes, yeah, I think that's what I'm worth. And me being the very intelligent human being, I am, I hired him, but not for that much. And he ended up screw him out over. He's a good.

But I've had that with other people, too. They have this, oh, I deserve this because I've done this. I deserve that. And I think that's going to lead to enormous amounts of mental illness, which will lead to enormous, or maybe it is a mental illness, enormous amounts of people homeless, on drugs, addicted to pain pills, addicted to alcohol, addicted to cigarette, whatever. They're all just going to find themselves,

finding some sort of addiction will find them or they'll find it, and that will be the trajectory of their life because they are so dependent on this outside source of, what's the word? Validation. Validation. And they need it and they feel like they deserve it and they have to keep having it. That dopamine.

Yeah, the dopamine. They're all deprived of it if they're not on their phone or if they're not doing this. And I guess we're all guilty of that to some extent. All right. Get off to get off of the dark thing that we've been talking about, I want to talk about Australia and cinema. Have you watched Mystery in Between?

Oh, yeah. No, no, no, I have. I have, yes. Sorry, I thought you said mystery in between. No, mystery in between. I think that's a Zach Brown. I'm a mystery in between. No, I have seen

in between. He's great. He's a great actor. I actually watched most of it on TikTok because some dude was putting up all of the clips. The little clips from it. And I was just what, I think that's one of a very few shows to go quite viral from just TikTok sort of thing.

It was, dude. I forget. Who is the one? Yeah. You showed it to me years ago. She was like, holy shit, this is the best portrayal of just a dark comedy, the acting you just feel like you're living the moment with what is going on and you're just there for the ride shoutouts our boy fucking scott ryan yeah scott ryan i almost said

sean right wrong guy wrong one you because you showed it to me and then i hit him up on instagram and me and brandon had like a two-hour phone call with them yeah just just talking about the show and all sorts of stuff he's incredibly interested in uh the jfk shooting okay i forgot about that yeah that was that was definitely a big top topic of discussion is the conspiracy behind the JFK assassination. So do you know, okay, you know the actor, the main actor in that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He wrote

directed. The Harvey Oswald? Oh. Oh, yeah. But the actor, he did all of it. He did it all. Wow. Okay. And he was offered, hey, we'll give you X amount of money for another season of four season. He's like, no, I'm good. Really? He's like, that's how I wanted to finish the story. And he's

well, no, because it's not finished, I think. He wanted to do another season. No shit. I read the... They were doing it to, like, another network, and he, like, disagreed with the way they wanted to run it or how they wanted to do it, I think. But it wasn't finished yet. No, shit. It was Disney Plus, wasn't it? I don't know if you're not touching my fucking start. We're going to make you a gay and black.

It's a weird switch for season four. Congratulations, you're now being played by Lizzo. Brandon, do you need not a good... One more time. You got this buddy. Brandon, can you... Brandon, do you like... Almost there, bud.

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Stopboxusa.com. Use code unsubscribe. There's another great show. There was like 10 seasons of this show. And each season is based on a different. time period but Underbelly I don't know if you've ever heard of it I've never heard of it but the first

season of Underbelly is about the Melbourne crime families sort of thing in the late 90s early 2000s and about a lot of hits that happened and that type of stuff Australian Crankwood is an Aussie base I would say bro oh that's an icy base like

yeah yeah so it was all in Melbourne about the Carlton crew and this guy called fuck and what was he? It's been a long time since I've watched it but really really good Highly recommend it. The rest of the ones went back a little bit further in history, so they're all more period pieces. And they were good,

but the Australian film industry is fucking AIDS, all right? It's just terrible. You have to, this. It has been, yeah. It's a 10-year, so this is based off of a whole story. That dude of the front there is Vince Colossimo, and he's a great actor. He's just an Italian dude.

But the Italian dude who has been in the film industry in Australia for a long time, he's very, very good. But to get funding in Australia, to do any sort of filming, you have to, you know, tick the boxes. I had to, I did like a documentary series where I went out and did ghost hunts and went looking for Bigfoot and, uh, in Australia, the Yaui. The, uh, Aboriginal people in Australia have, uh, the story of the Yowie. Like everyone has, every indigenous peoples have their own story, which, which points to the

whole gig, Rigandipithecus. Is there like the Nephlem? Sorry. Like the Nephilim? Like so everybody's got like, oh, big, Oh, I've got their own story. Yeah, they've all got their own story, which points to the whole idea that there has to be something, right? But the Yowie is the Australian version.

Never heard of that. Yeah, so we went looking for that and we found these guys who, this one guy, I can't read his name, Dan or Dave. It's not important at all, but I just feel bad. But he was his older dude, he's legit, and he was telling us about his Yowie sighting. And it was up in the Glass House Mountains in the Sunshine. shine coast, this beautiful area right on the beach, gorgeous. You made those words up. Right?

Doesn't it sound like chat GPT, right? And we went looking and he goes, I saw my first YOWI siding. He was there and he just come out of the trees and I'm convinced he's an interdimensional being and just this random dude he starts to talk about interdimensional beings. Actually, you know what? That, fuck all that. Earlier, we'll talk about YOWY soon. Earlier, we meet this guy who's got a haunted dog.

Oh, he's a part of the hour. Haunted doll. Okay, like an Annabelle kind of... Yeah, it was more of like a picture of a wooden, almost like a Pinocchio looking doll, but without like the nose. It just looked horrifying, right? I like that, but it's haunted.

Haunted, and it kept, like, beating his wife. Oh, yeah, that's what was doing it. Yeah. So... Honey, what happened? Make sure you put on your helmet that you can see on at night. I don't want to be conspiracy theorists, but I do have a theory.

There was a second shooter. Is that what you say? Somebody checked the grassy knoll. Honey, are you, is your bag on? He just beat the shit out of her. Oh, the ghost is here again. The ghost only visits when dinner's burnt. Some people's kids, man.

And he's telling us this story and he's showing us photos of his wife's black eyes and all this type of stuff. And she's there. She's next to us and we're all going, oh, no. It's so hard to be like, uh-huh. I'm so sorry. And she's there like, she was off her head on something. I don't know if it's like she looked like pain pills or something like that.

Like she was just out of it or drunk. I don't know, but yeah, he kept showing these videos, and then he showed these videos, he's have like this live stream, and he like zoomed through like, you know, on his phone, and he's yeah, look, it moves, see that, it moves. As he's in the background. I imagine the little doll on top of her

at night with his limp little arms. Just like doing that on top of her. Yeah, like I don't know if you know this about mass, but... He's doing it again. So yeah, the bruises are weirdly not the size of the doll's hands. Yeah. It's a giant fucking boy.

That's just like four. It's just a little floppy on. Oh my God. Whoa. Just little sticks. So you called the police. So we, I didn't have my phone.

There was no reception. There was a lot of other reasons I didn't call the police. It had nothing to do with me. But he was showing this in front of like a huge group of people. So don't blame it. But yeah, it was, it was different. And I,

We didn't find the yowie, but we definitely found... Domestic violence. Allegedly. And, uh, and, uh, and, yeah. No, well, uh, the old backhand adult. Yeah, it's not good. But yeah, that was, that was cool. We'll be right back.

I just like, my wife. You know what I would like to see while we're, while we're talking about like Australian cinema and stuff like that? I don't know if this has ever been done, but I would love to see it if it has. Yes. If it hasn't been, somebody needs to jump on it. I would love to see it. a really well-made movie about

Ned Kelly. So there is one. Have you said? No, I have not. That's why I brought it up. I didn't know if that was a thing. There is a great movie from early 2000s. It's got...

Who's in it? Let me pull up me. So for those who don't know Ned Kelly, it's basically, to my understanding, which is very limited understanding, is basically like the Australian Jesse James, two degree. Yeah, yeah.

So 2003, it's got Heath Ledger playing Ned Kelly. No shit. No shit. I recommend this movie to everyone, and it's got Orlando Bloom in it as well, playing one of his brothers. God damn. It is a great movie. I actually based a tour trailer off that, where I was dressed as Ned Kelly.

No shit. Yeah. So do you know the whole Ned Kelly thing? I do not know. Okay, sorry. So at the very end, like the thing he's famous for, and they still have it in a museum, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I've seen it. He has a...

That's so cool. So it was hung and everything in all Melbourne. in jail where he was hung. I've seen his suit of armor. It's in the... He's like a line, man. He built a metal suit to have a shootout with the cops. I'll show you photo.

Like, and this is in the 18, late 1800s. Wait, editor, pull up that metal suit because it's fucking insane. Pull up, like, the actual one in the museum and then, like, the paintings of him doing the shot up. That's a giant statue. So he's just this crazy, fucking outlaw, like Jesse James is in America. That's his actual suit. That's the one that I saw in Melbourne.

God damn. Yeah. So it's got like, would it be musket balls or I guess from back in the day? Yeah, they might have had mini balls by that time. What is it? 1860s maybe thereabouts, 1830s, I don't know. Dude, that art. It's cool, eh?

So he's like a folklore hero because even though he killed police officers and stuff like that, he was like they were all sort of treated badly at the time by the police and, you know, poor white people, you know, I feel that. I feel I get treated badly by the police. because of the color of my skin. It's kind of like a Robin Hood tape. Yeah. And so Ned Kelly, I'm pretty sure.

Benny, I, I Scottish. He was Scottish, I'm pretty sure. Irish. And so the English were the coppers. Yeah, fucking sure. They're like, hell yeah. You know what I mean? So all the English and the English treat.

They moved halfway across the world to still shoot the British. Exactly. But the British were horrible people to the Irish and the Scottish, taking them over for years, the potato famine, all that type of stuff. I heard there were some troubles over this. yeah well that's the scott that's the irish and the irish first well the english you know it's a whole thing irish yeah he was irish something yeah he was irish something i can't remember the turn he was irish right what year was it 18 he died in 186 fuck i nailed that

1860s go butterfield his father died in 1879 i think was the armor thing he died yeah 1880 is when he died at age 25 he built that shit and yeah so the green row he wasn't iron man And it was, he bent some steel. Yeah. Yeah. And he had metal floating around on his body and he used this iron call thing. To protect his heart from the metal. It was crazy ahead of his time.

But not Iron Man. So at the Glenn Rowan. He built his steam powered suit. Kelly built this in a cave with a box of scraps. The loudest Iron Man's steam powered. Tzu! Dude. Oh, the autism love it.

Oh, my God. So this, oh, that tastes like shit. So it's tequila. Why am I drinking tequila? Tequila smash. So the story is great. The story's great. The shootout happens at the Glen Rowan Hotel, I think, off the top of my head.

And, you know, he robs the banks on the way, on horse, and it lives out in the bush. He's hiding from everyone. And there's all these tales. of different sort of, you know, bush rangers and stuff, living up and down the coasts of Australia at this time. But he has this shootout with all these police. They bring in this South African, like, almost like a general to take him down. And they've got all these outrageous rewards for his capture.

They all want him dead. And he runs out, his brother's dying, the gunfight. He runs out with his suit of armour on, shooting at the police. Like, it's just like a mad story of man versus government, that type of thing, you know, against the man. You always have these cool stories of like, you know, the Robin Hoods, the Jesse James is like the American equivalent, I would think. And then, but Ned Kelly's is so interesting because you cap it off. Like you have all these stories that, you know, obviously they've been hyperboized over the years and stuff like that.

You know, added stories to it that may or may not have happened or probably didn't happen that way. But then Ned fucking Kelly caps it off with this legendary gunfight with that suit of armor is just so unique. Yeah, people love it. And that movie, it's been a long time since I've seen it, but it's good. I've never heard of this guy Really? Yeah, this is the first time I've ever heard this story That's really cool

Okay, could you guess what movie? I'm a young man It's like 1999 My dad's cooking breakfast on a Saturday morning This comes up on Spike TV It's my first introduction to Australia Cowboy movie A cowboy movie?

Yeah I already know You already know? Quigley Down Under Yep Never heard of it That long shot, the fucking shooting the jug or whatever. You've never heard it Quigley down under?

No. That was, that was the... Is it like at Black Steakhouse? Like no one in Australia is ever... That was the first time I've ever heard of Australia. Yeah, right. No, we, we... There's no Quigleggleys.

They hire this old cowboy guy to go down and shoot Aborigines. It was Tom Selleck. It was Tom Selleck, dude. Oh my God. They hire him to shoot Aborigines. It looks like a P. It has fucking, like, Alan Rickman's in it. Oh, wow.

The bad guy. Yeah, Rickfin's the bad guy in it. It's like a big, it's a large Western. Yeah, right. There's a lot of great Australian movies, but no, I haven't seen that. Well, there's a couple of good Australian movies. Not a lot. But he's using a Sharp's 52 buffalo rifle.

I thought you were going to say Crocodile Dundee. No, the famous shot. I was actually shocked. I was, I'm shocked to find out now that it was actually film. in Victoria, Australia. Yeah, right, okay. Well, the Victorian sort of landscape is very green and lush

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The problem with the difference between Australian, like full-on lefties And the American ones is I feel like What people would say is woke in Austin isn't woke enough in Victoria. Well, maybe I don't know enough about Austin. You're probably right. I will see that. I will see that. just going to say like not to i've never been there but i would assume that i would take an austin lefty over a victoria so melbourne it's which is in victoria uh protests every weekend all the time

always about something similar they're always protesting they hate comedy even though they have the melbourne comedy festival they hate any comedian that dare go there and say something that's unjust or punching down punching down is the big thing in comedy that you're not allowed to do in austral every every good piece of comedy has a victim though like that's that's why i've been been cancelled five times. And I'm not trying to be like, look at me, I've been cancelled five. They're not by crazy things either. One was an Aboriginal joke.

One was a Christchurch massacre joke, right? Hilarious stuff. Another one was I got a Holocaust joke I got in the Israel, yeah, the Israel Times because of that. They wrote a piece of me. The crime reporter from the Herald Sun in Melbourne called me up after that, right? They called me for comment about a joke about the Holocaust. I said, allegedly I said, I did.

To this lady, I said to this lady, if you can't, she complained to me about a Holocaust joke in email. And I replied, if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the oven. That's all I said, right? And it shouldn't have been an email form. That's not cool, all right? That's not good. You're like, I have one regret. I put it in writing.

100%. Because the screenshot was in the fucking article. It was a joke. It's right there, and it looks horrible. Did you say it? Yes, that is my email. He's there texting, you know, at home going, you fucking cockhead, yada, yada, yada. And I just, I was about to walk on stage.

So I was fired up. I was like, yep, I'm ready. I'm ready to go. And she sends me that. And I go, we can't stand the heat. And I thought it was hilarious. And anyway, I was. I feel like as a comedian, it's okay to punch down.

As long as you punch down on everyone. Yeah, yeah. But yeah. I agree. And that's what, that's my personal opinion. And see, that in itself was a joke. And it's like, oh, you just feed her. Because to me, the most important thing with comedy is, like, context.

Yeah. Like, there's not actual, like, it's not a fucking hate crime. You're just being funny. Yeah, absolutely. And you don't have to find it funny. That's fine. Like, it's just understand that it's said in jest. So last time I was on this show, I was telling a story about being taken to the Human Rights Commission.

And that happened after a joke about Aboriginal people. Now, he had to, like, court. Yeah. This is like court mandated. You had to go to court about this. So court, it was like a. to front a board of, you know, officials sort of thing. So call it, call it a, call it whatever you want.

The Human Rights Commission of Queensland came to me because I put a post on TikTok of me performing stand-up, just two jokes. And this lady, one lady complained about it, said she feared for her life and her children's lives because she was a part of the Aboriginal community in Australia. And these jokes weren't like, you know, they were mean, But they weren't that bad.

It was just about trans people and average, whatever, you know, normal stuff, around the dinner table sort of stuff. I'm very curious on the joke now. No, it was literally about there. I'd never seen personally a transgender person who was also Aboriginal. Maybe they were hard to find because all the ladies already look like dudes. That's all it was. That's all it was. That's so like on the scale of like one to ten offensive.

That's like a six and a half. Not that bad. And also, not true. There are very attractive. Aboriginal ladies. I've never seen them. They're very, they're, I've heard about them. You're sure they're there. I'm sure they are. I don't want to do the chat GPT it. Just like the yowie. No, no yaways. I'm not connecting the dots. I'll do it. I don't live there. Now, but so yeah, so they said to me, you have to appear in

front of this board, this committee on this date. And it was the date that my son was due that week. And so I was like, I'm not going to that. And they're like, fine, well, we'll give you another date. And I said, I'm not going to that. I thought you met the birth of your son. I'm not going on that. Babe, I got this thing. Sorry, rules is rules. I literally got served papers in it, like a manila folder, the whole thing.

Oh, shit. And it's a far drive, right? It was a... Oh, it's like from here to California, maybe? Eight hours, I don't know if that's further. Probably further. Eight hours. Imagine making a joke and then being like, you have to go here.

I didn't even do the joke in that state. I know. That's what's fucking wild to me. Here at Cali is like 15 hours. Okay, so it's a long drive. That's a long one. But like an hour flight or whatever it was to Queensland. Still, still, I'm not going to drive an hour.

I'm not going to front of it. Why did you have to go there? Exactly. It didn't even happen there. Yeah. TikTok's not there. TikTok's not based in Queensland. So anyway, you flew to China.

Bite dance. We're going to see it. So this went on for two years and only just got rectified last year where they dropped the case. Obviously. But yeah, I was asking my lawyer, who, by the way, great guy, but is a lawyer in conveyancing and has no idea with anything to do with, you know, fucking this shit. No one did. No, it's completely, a lot of people don't understand.

You have to be very specific with your lawyer depending on what you're doing. Yeah, it has to be different lawyers. Yes. Otherwise, the lawyers are going to be, oh, fuck it, do that. I don't know a speed tickets, dog. I don't know this entrepreneur or entertainment lawyer versus a contract lawyer. So we had no idea and it went on and then the, you know, I got letters saying that it had advanced to the next step.

And she wanted me to be trained and apologize. That was the big thing. She wanted me to undergo training, sensitivity training, and apologize. And so basically, since that... As a comedian. Oh, dude. But you don't understand what the comedy industry is like in Australia. It's like, do not cross the boundaries or you are fucked.

You're not going on it because it's built on the back of TV. There's this thing called the International Comedy Festival in Melbourne, and that goes on the TV every year. At least it was this way when I started 11 years ago, right? It was built on the back of if you were going to be famous, if you were going to make money. And these guys can only sell tickets in Melbourne and Sydney, by the way. They can't do it anywhere else.

They, you have to go on the TV, you have to be G-rated enough. You could probably go PG, that sort of thing, which, you know, what's that you guys have PG yeah I mean a PG 13 sort of thing that sort of thing

you have to play by their rules or they're just gonna snub you not not happening so you can't even swear you could probably they could get away with like one or two fucks

yeah that's not PG 13 PG 13 you get like one yeah yeah right so three shirts is it really yeah three shits one fuck two cum slots

yeah you get like three to five shit Yeah, there's a nice mathematical equation. Yeah, if you throw one cum slut in, you can only have a fuck. But I know if I made your joke in America, I wouldn't have to do two years of my life trying to fucking make up for it in the court. Well, I'm just shocked that there's a, there's a legal ramification to a. So I kept asking that question. I was like, what other can I be locked up here?

Can I be fine? And the lawyer kept going, there's no sort of, there's no case that I can go off here. There's no case law. This hasn't been tried. Those type of things. In New South Wales, all right now, I just wrote a video on it and I filmed a. before I came over to America about a new New South Wales law

that has been put in place to curb anti-Semitism, right? Because there's too much anti-Semitism. I was doing it back before it was cool. And that was a big thing when I did the Jew joke. They were like, you hate Jews. I don't know any Jews, right?

I'm from Newcastle, Australia. There's two Jews here, all right? And they work at the bank if you want to talk to them. Allegedly. And I'll be damned. surprised Pikachu. And yeah, so I completely lost my place again.

It must be the tequila. But yeah, it's... I think it's the Jews. It's the Jews. Well, they're running the world and running my mind. They scrambled your neuralink, bastards. Yeah, it's that fucking meme of like, oh yeah, when I finally are, when everybody's got the Elon Musk neuralink, if somebody cuts me off in traffic, so I hack into his to make him

gender dysphoric. I cast So thank you're pretty The New South Wales law, right? That's what I was trying to talk about And I sidetracked myself again The law is now This has been sort of passed through

It's the same in Victoria Or similar in Victoria They passed it like at night too Was one of those sort of things Like it happens overnight It's so suss Everything good gets passed In the cover of night

the night. There's three people there. That's how you know this is out for everybody's best interest. Where, and I don't have the exact word, you know, this is not verbatim, but the sort of general understanding around it is if you say something that could be construed as advocating violence, which means anything, by the way. It construed is the problem. Right. Not construed, but for a reasonable person would say that it's, which means anything.

And because it's so vague, anyone with enough money can argue that case in court. Basically, if I say something about Jews, you know, you come for me for that. You can drag me through court if you want to, if you really wanted to. If I say something about Aboriginal people or anyone, you can do that. Does it have to have taken place in Australia? It has to take place in Australia, which is why the Patreon special, I'm going to go off. which is what in the in the law at the end of it it basically says there is no exceptions comedy is not protected satire is not protected no one no one is protected film no someone

feels like they have been attacked and it's calling for violence which this is the thing it sounds good sounds like it's being it's protecting people violence bad but that's not what it's doing It's opening you up to having your very words that you speak and the thoughts that you think being controlled by people who don't have a vested interest in your best interest. In my mind, using the words of the law, no reasonable person would assume a fucking comedy set is a call to violence. Yeah, exactly. So who are these reasonable people? Reasonable in what circles? Because what is offensive to me is not very reasonable to other people, you know?

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Oh no, fuck no No way Hell no, not right now Graham, is it Graham or Lyman The comic that just got arrested What happened? So he got arrested for anti-trans Posts on X

Okay Armed police, five armed police Arrested this dude He created black books You know black books the show great show great comedy got dilla moran in it um and uh what's old my same i've seen him live in concert bill bailey great show really really good show uh anyway you should watch it he was arrested when he came was he back from the airport or whatever he come back in the country just did rogan

all that type of stuff and he came back in the country let's say and yeah they were just waiting for him at his house or his place at work arrested him because he made these posts and now he turned up in court, actually, with a trans sign on. Like, I don't know what the, it wasn't like, I love trans. But it was like, like, like, a, we're questioning the trans rhetoric. I think I remember that he's standing in front of the courthouse with a big sign on. Yeah. And it's like, I think it said, I think it said, like, protect our kids or something like that.

Trans kids don't exist or something like that. And so that was his, you know, that was a great statement to make. but he has literally been arrested at gunpoint by people who are there to protect him, his family, everyone at the direction of someone who's been elected potentially for something that he said on the fucking internet. And that is crazy. And that is what's happening in Australia.

And this is what happens when you give up your guns. That's something that I think they just went over that on the most recent at time of recording. anyway episode of creepcast because they were making fun of like British fiction like dystopian fiction you know V for Vendetta or whatever it is it's always the same thing well if all government wasn't made of good people like that's all their dystopian shit and I'm like well I hate to break it to you but pretty much no government is made of good people yeah the that's the wild thing is that idea it's just going to be

inherently good because it's government and this is the same with laws it's the same with Laws being, like in Australia, I say this in videos that I make about this topic. It's like, you might support this now because you're some woke, lefty piece of shit. But who's to say that it's not going to be a far right leader in 100 years time and this is going to be written in law that you're celebrating right now and it's going to be used against whoever? That was something relevant to, like, at time of recording anyway, God knows when this comes out, but about the whole like the transgender shooting stuff and like just talking about like, oh, well, you know, the DOJ is now looking at class. classifying that as a mental illness and whatnot. I'm like, well, hey, how about we, we take a breath and we think this through because, like, okay, whether you agree with that or not, the thing is, any tool that can be used that can be wielded for you can be wielded against you. So what's going to stop the next far left administration?

Because the pendulum always swings one way or the other. You know, we'll, we'll be back there at some point. We'll survive it, just like we always have. is what it is, but what's going to stop them from saying that, okay, now if we're talking about the federal government, specifically the executive branch of government, has the ability to declare something a mental illness to where you can't have a firearm and you're no longer due your Second Amendment rights, it's going to stop them from saying, all right, now, Eli, if you've claimed PTSD on your disability rating from what you are owed from the government for serving

your country, you are no longer able to buy firearms. And you are no longer able to be a legal gun owner. Like, that's a real slippery slope. You've got to be careful about that. Pression, anxiety, ADHD, autism, all of these things that people could say are mental disorders or mental illnesses. They all fall under that spectrum. Everybody's jumping over fucking obstacles to find another acronym to have. Yeah, yeah.

If you put that on paper where it's like, hey, a mental health, okay, well, that's a very broad term. But it sounds good. Yeah, oh, yeah. You can sell that in the paper. And notoriously, yeah. The road to heaven paved. with good intention. Yeah.

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But yeah, it's, crazy seeing any of that and that slippery slope of hey what defines mental illness because we talked about that the other day it's like oh well PTSD can then go up on the chalking block and hey this is not oh well if they don't have guns they can and you could argue that someone with PTSD shouldn't have a firearm yeah you know that that's a very that's a very clear argument there that that person has particularly if it's a war environment or someone has been in combat or whatever you know these people have been around guns going off and now they're anxious and they're crazy and they're depressed and they've got this and they're this. The rates of violence and all

sorts of things. That's why I don't advocate for that because I think that that would be a stupid thing to do. Like that's because like it leads to A, I just think it's immoral, but B, if you create an environment where veterans with PTSD are afraid of seeking help. Yeah. Because they're afraid of losing their gun rights. You've made the problem 10 times worse. Yeah. So on top of all that, like I just think it's a bad fucking idea. But I think that there's more legal basis there for it, which is why we really have to be careful. Yeah. And and you can say, with countries like ours, oh, mine,

how easy the government will just step in and take something. And, you know, you guys, there's a big talk in America that you can defend yourself

against the government, but put that into practice, like, what happens? I think hope. You know what I mean? A lot of people don't want war or they think it's like,

ah, this, but once you cross a specific line, like a civil war is like a very, but then again, in my mind, I think that's never going to happen. Man, a lot of things that happened in the last 10 years

that were never going to happen. That's a scary thing. Everyone has a home and a family, buddy. Well, okay, but what a, this is the thing about guns. This is the thing about guns. I don't have guns. How do I protect my family? I can't have brass knuckles in my house.

What are you using that baseball bat that's under your bed for? I do, it is a wild thing to me as being over there any place. And it's like, okay, I hear somebody breaking into my house. I have a bat I'd be like fuck me dude

that's a wild mind in my head I'd freak out They recently rejected new castle law in Australia which is to defend your castle Like castle doctrine

Yes They recently voted against that Without Without guns Even with guns That's insane Because we all have

bedside guns Yeah Yeah Like multiple Like yeah We have We have fucking Do we have

machine guns I think that's scary machine guns everything and if I got met if I was breaking into somebody's house and I got met by the challenger and all I see is the silhouette of a naked man with a strap on I'm like why is he flaccid and hard

oh no what took you so long the naked feet slapping and the door locking oh no no no oh no You turn around there's no handle

like a car The handle goes in The handle goes in No He just hear the door lock And he swats the handle Off the door You're in my world now

buddy You think I'm trapped in here With you You're trapped in here with me But there's nothing to When we were in Florida A couple years ago We went there

I used to do work for the UFC And we went there And I lost that Because of the Aboriginal joke, by the way. Really? Yeah. Oh, that's so gay.

And although I became friendly with, I don't want to say like mates, but like I'd like I'd like to say mates, but he probably wouldn't with Dana White. And he, um, I told him about it. I said to me, like I'm not trying to, you know, I'm not trying to beg for anything here, but the UFC Australia has let me go because of these jokes. They said, the fighters don't want to work with me, all this type of stuff. And he said, fuck that. No one gets canceled by the UFC.

Hell yeah Even Dana Yeah He went in He went No comment Cut it out We can cut that if you want

He went into bat for me And the guy who fired me Got fired Oh that's awesome Because Dana has always Like he stood by fighters He's just like Nah fuck that

We don't do that here Yeah You don't You don't Attack someone's freedom To speak how they want In his world And you can

F***in hate that guy Like if he Let's say he's got a fighter That's saying and all sorts of, like, crazy off-the-wall shit. Like, you're more than welcome to hate that guy. If you don't want to support him, you're more, like, that is your vote with your dollar, you know.

But, no, fuck that. And so we were in Florida at a gun expo. And the, uh, this, Claire was talking to this lady about pepper spray. And she's like, oh, Claire said, oh, we don't have pepper. We can't have pepper spray either. That's illegal. It's a firearm in Australia. Oh, yeah, got to draw for it.

So what you can have is echelon. The spicy flavors of echelon, where you shake it up. and just spray out of the guy. Fucking cap ceasing in a can. And so she's like, how do you defend yourself? Oh, we just hope the police

get there quickly sort of thing. That's what we do. We call the police, hope they get there. Because people go to jail all the time for either murdering or severely harming an intruder

all the time. I'm sure that happens here too. No, not really. Really? No. No, you can, somebody's in your house, you can shoot them.

There's some states where it's pretty rough. Like you get like Massachusetts, It's California and stuff like that, where especially if you've got these super liberal DAs where they just want to stick it to, you know, gun owners and, you know, that's their ability. They can legislate from the, from the gavel. Yep. And that's the fucked up part.

But no, no, for the most part. Somebody breaks into your house with intent to do harm to you or your property. You can f***ing clap them. Which is how it should be. You won't even go to jail for the most part. And you shouldn't come in my fucking house. What is, so, yeah. In Texas, they'd give you the fucky to the city.

Yeah, and as they should. My property is worth more than your life. Yeah. Why did you look at me when you fucking said that? Jesus, right, Smith. I was like, what did I do? My thing has always been like, no, my, like, is my property worth more than my life? Like, my property is worth more than the life of anyone that would be willing to break into my home

and take my property and potentially harm me and my family just to get my shit. In that case, if you're willing to do that, dude, a whopper is worth more than your life. There was a UK police officer or somebody in charge that just had this statement. Oh, Canada. Canada's the one is paid. The chief of police from Canada.

What'd they say? This is fucking wild. He was like, you should comply with home invaders. That was his actual statement is comply if somebody... It's your best course of action is to comply. That's right. Somebody broke into your house. Compli.

It's great news for him. you're doing great you're doing great honey it's almost over yeah yeah like crime cut here that's my superpower comedian he made a little thing where he's like

oh yeah here here's all my things here's all my stuff my Rolex is right here my kids are upstairs and then my wife's in the back so you just let me know what you need here's a soda here's here's here's some tea if you need anything oh here it is literally okay yeah Do you look, you look parched.

Would you like some Gatorade? Yeah. Do you need anything? Just hide and comply. This is the police chief, the regional police chief, Jim McSween. And that's what they're signed publicly. That's what's scary. So what do they sign?

It was a news press when he said that. He said, just comply with the home invaders. That's madness. That's insane. How can you say you have rule of law in your country if you can't even defend what you, your domicile? So you work so hard for. you pay tax on it and then someone can just walk in

they'll get arrested they'll go to jail short maybe but then we switch to like Florida sheriffs who are like someone comes in your house just kill them we don't have a problem with that just fucking kill them walk past your front door you shoot

yeah fucking kill them these gang stockers keep showing up in these brown UPS uniform I've got six in the backyard it says Amazon I think it means something difference. And then you have to worry about that with the whole thing where, you know, if we had laws like that here in the US, because I made that joke, now they have probable cause to search

my backyard. Sure. You know, comedy's not protected. Yeah. Mate, I don't know. I don't know enough about the in-workings of America and what happens with you guys when it comes to, you know, what the average person thinks. Because we're told this from our perspective that most Americans are pretty left-leaning. And going off the last election, I'd say that's probably not true. It's true in the cities. It's true in pretty much all the big cities

will be more left-leaning. And that's the same everywhere, really. Yeah, I think most places. Maybe I've gone into like my thoughts on that, but in the real America, like in rural America, like it's a completely different story where people actually are connected to where their food comes from.

Or they work difficulty every day? Work with their hands. Blue-collar people. And they want to protect their, their people and they want to protect their property where shit didn't come easy you have a lot more right people yeah because they're in the this is the whole thing with the real world and this is the problem with the

gen zeds kids coming through like they're not there they're not in that real world and they're going to vote in a very progressive way I think and I think that's where you're going to see these sort of far left landing governments come through in the next 20 years when they're these kids out of college out of university who are just mind like brainwash and their minds have been wiped with any without without any they don't they are unable to critically think in a way that we would look at and go okay that's a sort of well-balanced

individual they're not they're not there they haven't grown up enough i think there's people that are breaking that mold though there's a lot of people in that gen z gen alpha i guess is the new one that like that are starting to really it's swinging back around pretty hardcore yeah i think you're just going to see that repeating pattern but it's unfortunately just going to get yeah well i know the death wobble gets wider yeah exactly that's the best way to yeah yeah the death wobble is just getting i'm curious in in australia do you guys have um like i know here in the united states we have the the first amendment it's literally the first one in the bill of rights protects uh freedom of speech freedom of assembly freedom of you know religious association stuff

like that um do you guys have anything in your founding documents that's supposed to kind of hold That banner. So in our constitution, we have implied freedom of speech. Whatever the fight, that means. No one knows. No one talks about it. That's what it's written down. Most people don't know we have a constitution.

No, I learned that today. You know, all that type of shit, or at least the founding documents. No one knows about that type of stuff. Americans tend to talk about it a lot. We never do. I've made a lot of videos on free speech in Australia, and I get this comment constantly. They're like, we don't even have, it's not, we have implied, it's not real. It's like, that's the point.

It should be real. We should have a referendum, which we have to have to change the constitution. On this, it should be in there every single, like there was this dude, right? He killed two cops and he's on the run currently. It's sort of like this, not really a Ned Kelly thing because he's like some madman. Anyway, whatever. He killed these cops, horrible. They're just there executing a search warrant or arrest warrant, all right?

They're just normal human beings go and do their job and they've died. terrible but all these people this one guy had a at this rally had this poster up of this guy being a hero right and he gets arrested the guy holding a poster up see i don't like that either of course why why are you getting a hang on what what because you like someone he he could say the most heinous shit ever he could do the most horrible things ever and you should be allowed to support him so regardless you could hold up a poster that says you know uh you know ted bundy did nothing wrong yeah like that's okay that's a fucking horrible opinion sure but you should be allowed to have it of course like as long as you're not hurting anybody or again like literally

advocating like we should do x y and z like yeah on this day let's do this like yeah yeah either everything's okay or nothing is okay except for you know screaming fire and uncrowded whatever that type of shit you know when exigent circumstances yeah yeah so that is the state that that my country is in currently and so as a comedian i have to then look at and go, well, what am I allowed to do here? What is okay? What's not okay? And that's a strange place to be in because you shouldn't be in that position at all.

You should be able to just fuck go, go hammer and tong to use an Australian expression. Go for it. You know, there was even American comedy. There's a beer called hammer and tongs in Australia. Really? Yeah. I don't know if it's any good, but it's there. Brandon.

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For a little bit, comedians were worried about getting in trouble. So they'd restrict where they tour. They're like, just stay away from colleges. Yeah, was it Chris Rock that said that? Like, I won't, I won't go to colleges anymore. Him. There was a handful. Yeah, I was supposed to say Shepal.

Yeah, I think Shepal. something about the Bill Burr, too, I think. Yeah, they're just like, fuck this. And these are guys that are like left leaning in general, too. But they're just like, guys, this has gone too far. Yeah. I'm going to make somebody mad sad, offended.

And now I'm going to be the target of an online attack because X, Y, and Z. And you're like, dude, like, go fuck yourself. Yeah, 100%. Is that why you're doing your tour? Does that help when you land here and you're doing a tour here? Well, the big thing about touring in America is I wanted to do it last year. I wanted to do the year before, but getting. a visa, it's so ridiculous

to work here. Like, I should have gone over the border. That would have been so much easier. You would have gotten a free cell phone. Exactly. All sorts of shit. Really good vlog material. You smuggling your family across the line. Show and Dave are from Ireland. We're always said like, yeah, you should just

it would have been way easier if you just, because you came over during the Biden administration. You guys would have gotten so much shit. Just pretend you don't speak English. Yeah. Straight in. I had to hire bloody immigration. It was ridiculous. So mad. And just to do some shows here, like, it's not.

That's what's wild, just to do a few shows. They're like, whoa, buddy. Is it because you're working and not visiting? Yeah, yeah. To get it, like, there's a visa called an Esther that you just basically go, hey, I'm, it asks you, are you, have you ever planned a terrorist act or committed a terrorist act? No. And you just go, no. And they're like, okay, you can I mean.

You say it like you actually have. Well, I've never, no, I plan. I just like it's the yes or no. It's like, planning is one thing, execution is another. Yeah, we've all had thoughts. All right. Now, you're making fun of this Eli, but the average IQ of the people that you've encountered in combat.

Oh, that is very true. I just picture it's like, well, yeah. And they're like, whoop, whoop, how'd you catch me? Yeah, but if you, the question before that is what is true rights. None of us know how it calls a mass casualty. You know how if you do have to like check boxes in like a form Like if you check one box it like blanks all the other boxes out I'm not on firearm

Yeah like when I checked why I shouldn't ask me that shit Like I should say yeah come on bro You're good, it's all good I'm not gonna do it But yeah no piece of shit It's it's yeah it's weird to try and get into this country But and they questions like they look at you like you're a criminal

It's like the board the people on But I will say. The history of that island is, you know, it's not a good place. Well, a lot of people, there were convicts taken there, and then a lot of people decided to get on a boat for like a nine months and go there with their families to a place they knew nothing about. That's how insane it must have been in the UK. And all these creatures try to kill you.

It's dope. Would you like to start a family here? Somebody had that picture. It was the queen going through like basically like a customs checkpoint. And it was like Australian customs. It's like, excuse me, ma'am, do you have a criminal record? She goes, no, do I still need one? That's great.

Yeah, she's a shitty little Australian joke there. When she died, I was sad when she died. But I don't know why I just was. I don't give a sh** out the monarchy. I think history's cool and stuff, but I was like when she's just a little nana. I was a bit sad. Just like that was your thing.

It's like, man, that one hit. It did. It did. She died. I was like, no. The government taught you to be sad. That's right. That's right.

I've been caught up in the. sigh up of her being dead. Bring it back, I say. I bet they did. I bet they did. Well, she was, yeah, the British crown is a tyrannical ruler over the Irish. I got shit for that in that IRA video. I did a video on the, God, what was it?

AR-180. It was used a lot during the incident between the Irish and the British. Yeah. Big in the IRA. And there was, there's a lot. a clip of me in that video of me just like smoking a cigarette you really think the queen died of natural causes

and it like it hit newspapers and shit and like really I can't even make a fucking joke in an intro to like yes I killed the queen like what the fuck do you can't be a comedian anymore you can't be like it's very clearly

comedy but they're congressional candidate if I see one more headline that says congressional candidate I yeah you also hate veterans oh apparently yeah despite them have you heard about him hating veterans well i also hate veterans so let's talk about it well it's like despite them exclusively being who i hang out with raise money for all sorts of shit like this it's just like disingenuous political attacks and it drives me fucking crazy yeah but that's what they'll do that's what they'll continue to do and the further you go down that path it'll just more skeletons will

come out of the closet ted bundy lover and you know all that type of shit and tony to borrow his word If you continue to attack me on that and pretend like you actually believe it, you're a I, it's such a strange way Americans say the word It's just, it's like, for whatever reason YouTube treats, they treat it like the hard R. Oh, yeah, in YouTube or like in the guidelines anyway, like Americans can't say They let Aussie channels say it though, right? Yeah, I say, I can say, oh, sometimes, I used to be able to say it. now I have to cut it out.

The real question is, can he say it on our channel? No. He tested it. Really? Okay. Yeah. I forget. Oh, no, we were talking about the N-Wood.

Oh, well, yeah, you can say that one. Oh. I think he found the line. I thought you were cool, man. Made all these red lights on these cameras mean, you cannot say that. So that's why. When you said hard R, in Australia, I always thought the hard R was retard. No.

No, you would say retard. That was the Linus Tech Tips thing. Did you see that? Mm-mm. You didn't see that? No. Linus Tech Tips. He was on a podcast and like he was just like.

No, this is live. Oh. That's why his co-host was freaking out. Life is different than. Well, because he goes like, oh, well, you know, we all used to say the hard R. Like, I remember in high school, like that was just something we said. And his co-host is like, what? You what?

And it took him a while to figure out. He's like, yeah, everyone. You mean like, like. the n-word he's like oh god no like we wouldn't say that and he's like oh thank god he's like what's the hard art mean he's like brother what wait the hard art is for the n-word and he's like oh oh no i did not say that in high school oh yeah no 100 percent did never made those jokes he said it all the time he was talking about retard the entire time yeah yeah that's right yeah because like his his co-host is just sitting there like brother you

could not have waterboarded this out of me like what the fuck are you talking about the that's what i thought it was too until i think you know only a couple of years ago when i heard someone to you know reference it like that and i was like oh shit no that's not what i thought that was that's a different one that's a very different word but yeah you're like i don't hate retires I don't blame retas for everything I do Yeah It's not nice to say words

But yeah It's But that's like social policing of words Like it's not cool to say that In an angry way, I guess In an angry way Everyone says they don't say it But they all say it

I say it when I come Dude I've had What a first date Oh yeah On a bedroom window I'm from the outside I've had black people scream The angriest words

Ever in my face Against a like a white dude And I just laughed The entire time Oh so your first show Is it start tomorrow at Friday I'm at the

the Vulcan in Austin and then I'm heading over a minute then yeah yeah so I'm here in Texas for the next 10 days and then I'm heading over to beautiful Los Angeles to do the Hollywood improv and then over to gorgeous New York City to I'm sort of just testing where I can and can't sell tickets I don't I don't know also with a with a toddler it's hard to travel for a long period of time too so we're over here for the next three or four weeks and heading back home to get into Christmas and whatnot and then probably I've got a special that I'm releasing, talking to some streamers at the moment, but see if they come to me with a deal. If not, we'll just put it out on YouTube.

Nice, man. How many live shows are you doing? I'm doing three, three in America, which I know is at fall, but this is the first, this is sort of testing the waters to see how we're going. It's terrifying, isn't it? Yeah, a different country, man. Like in Australia this year, or last year and this year, because that was the time of the tour it started last year, end of this year.

There was like 40 shows. So that's where I obviously want to get to with America. Australia has a 40 shows Yeah in a year Well the most I ever did was 92 and six different countries So that was that was a lot Oh, if we do We're doing eight this year and we're like

Yeah, it's hard work man It's dude It's a lot And so what I've been doing over the last Since Atticus was born my son He um Best name I love it

He's gonna fucking He's a gladiator He is he is He's got long hair too So he's the man He finds fart funny too, which is hilarious. Like, I'll wake up in the morning and make a coffee and I'll drop me guts, as we say in Australia.

Drop me guts. I call it on your sign, but. Babe, I'm going to drop them guts like. Two girls, one. One coffee. And so I'll fart in the kitchen and he'll laugh. It's great. It's fantastic.

He's going to grow up. He's early on. He knows. And he goes, that's hilarious. But when when he was born. Hell yeah, little man. I was, sorry, his mother and myself, we started, you know, dating back in the day, what, 10, 11 years ago, 12 years ago now, whatever it is, she had to work while I was on the road, and she was working these shit jobs. And I always said, regardless of what our family life is like, once I make money, we go everywhere together.

And that's why we do that. So when he was born and I was touring, he would only go to sleep for me, like today, you'd only go to sleep for me. So I shush him off, lay down with him, put him to bed. and then we wake up and I go straight up well I get up and go straight on stage so that was like my warm up

so a lot of people are doing shots they're firing up mine was in a dark room and then walk up boom straight on stage and then you farted on them and then I farted on it

that was how it was done that's my first joke and so that was sort of how that all changed for me but it was good it gave me something to do before shows rather than just walking around

but at least you guys with your live shows there's a group of you yes for me it's just usually just Ben and myself sitting in a random fucking backstage area. Random green room.

Somewhere in the world. That would be terrifying doing it. I don't know. How long is your set? Ow. Oh my. By yourself, dog. Like we have five, six people on that stage

and then we're interacting with the audience. Yeah, yeah. And then we're having like people, we have people in the audience that will come up and interact. So it's like boom, boom, boom. Oh, man, I do an hour and then I'm out of it. Oh, this is, oh, this is an hour 15 and then talk to people, interact. And it's out because it is, I mean, you know.

I was up like the IP and everything like that. It's exhausting. Yeah, it is, it is, I love it. I'm very lucky to do what I do. Sure, no, absolutely. It's, it's, it's, I did a shitty job. And I think that was the most important thing that I did for, when I was younger, was work jobs, you know, where you've all definitely worked those shit jobs.

If you don't do that, you don't know what you got. You got no idea. There's a lot of young guys that I know that are in the TikTok game and they've never had a normal job and they have no idea they don't know what's going to happen they're not working hard enough no customer services wild not to experience that once in your life because that's a reality check working like hey being a server military police officer that is that reality check of how humans are on a day-to-day level yeah i mean i i did landscaping i installed shower screens all these shitty jobs you're white and i know i'm not even mexican and so how do i even know that reference i don't

know any Mexicans that I'm not from here. You nailed it. I'm just all the Mexicans work at the bank. I did this. I was like, the Jewish Mexicans. But yeah, I, uh, actually, you know what? It's called a callback joke.

In L.A. the other day, everyone ignored the shit. All the black people, all the white people. The only people that talked to us were Mexicans. We were walking to the shops. And they were really nice. Oh, yeah. I do Mexicans are nice as fucking. And I was, I was, I was, not that I, I didn't have any sort of preconceived notions about

Mexicans. I love. You just threw your wallet. I just love burritos and shit. Yeah, Mexicans. They love burritos. Mint's meat is awesome. I don't know if Mexicans invented mince meat, but big fan.

Took me a minute. I'm like, no, not the mints that you eat. Tell me not chorizo. Teresa, yes, snags. Yeah, that's the Mexican men's meat. I've never heard of a snag. Sausage. I love it when Cody tries to say Mexican words.

It's like my small joys and. I'm trying to get used to, so I have a Mexican fiancé right now. Yeah. Dude, her mom is the nicest person ever. He doesn't speak English whatsoever. Oh, really? But she'll bring me to Males. Yeah.

And it's, shut up. No, that's fine. That one's all right. That was a good one. That was the one this morning that I was just like, when I was trying to get, um. Oh, fuck. What were you trying to eat this one?

Chilikides. Oh, it's beautiful. It was pretty decent. Yeah, it was that. but just I don't know I don't know how you pronounced it but it was so funny I probably said chila key lays

no no even that would have been preferable to whatever the fuck you said Jaila Kailers I'm just trying to get them Chela Kailers right now can you roll your R's No I can't Yeah see that's that I think that's what it is

I've never been able to roll out of noise you make instead of rolling the R's like I don't I find it is peak comedy I'm trying my best fuck stupid so fucking dumb I used to work in a bar

and you hear Australians pronounce French wine like mate get a glass of that mowett chardonnay Savio bloke

I'm gonna get a salviobloak I'll get you Have a go with that What's your big show In America this tour The biggest Um Are they're all about

the same. They're all like medium-sized rooms. So, uh, it's that good, especially, it's a good start. It's a start man. And it's not, I'm not sort of trying to big dick myself here. I'm an absolute nobody when it comes to America. And it's just starting from the, starting from the bottom and trying to make my way somewhere. So that's, that's all I'm doing here. What's a medium-sized room? 200 or something. Okay. Yeah. So not, not crazy, not tiny, not ridiculous, but they're, they're good, they're good enough and that's terrifying for the people like 200 people say when you look out especially when you're just in a new place that's especially by yourself we don't know if they're going to work the jokes I have no idea because

there's I've done shows in the UK um in in in Scotland in Ireland in Northern Ireland and New Zealand but never they're all very similar places never in I've I've I've done shows in New York though before so and everything was sweet so it'll be fine L.A., you were talking about that earlier. Like, that's the one place that, like, landing for the first time when I, the first time I visited L.A. Dude. Years and years ago, I can't remember when it was.

But I remember looking out the window and my thought was because you see that haze over the land and it's just, like, grid as far as the I can see. It's confronting. I just thought, like, this place looks like the earth has cancer. If you didn't grow up here and you came in from Australia and you saw L.A. first, you would assume that that's all of America. and we were talking about this in the car like it just seems like

it's so yellow and gross and if this is your only experience of America then you've probably missed out on a lot I can feel that because there's a lot of crime there like you said the homelessness is like super bad there and like the Hollywood Walk of Fame everyone goes there and it's just cracked out crackheads cracking everywhere it's outrageous

on the street people rub this bro I took um we were we were doing that that screening for that movie we went to a couple of years ago and I took my son He was probably 14, 13 at the time

I took him up there because I was like Hey I want you to experience the Walk of Fame We're walking down the Walk of Fame And I'm like hey Killer's game that's what it was I think Yeah it was killer's game And I was like dodge that shit Dodge that shit

Because it's on the fucking The Stars on the Walk of Fame Oh this dog's like John I'm like grabbing my son John Yeah I'm like watch out watch out No don't step that way Don't step that way I saw a shit with Musily in it

You what? Do you know what musily is Like what's like granola oh just poop with granola in it so either someone was feeding their dog granola or a human had shat a hundred percent a human had shat

yeah obviously a hundred does do well there was heroin shits everywhere the heroin shits are always the puddles it's like that greasy black shit not that I say color of it and it's watery so I was like having to grab my son to move them past the heroin shits on the walk of fame you're giving me oh I forgot because I took right into New York this year to go

hey let's go just his autism was like daddy i must go see these exact buildings so he had to see the tall buildings yes to a tee of where we're going first and did it all in one day but still terrifying of walking riding around because he has his phone i'm like oh i have to watch out if anyone's going to grab his phone oh i want to run a subway and i don't have my gun at that like in new york very hard to carry coward i should no like no legally it's very no like those blue blue cities and States very hard even for for us like yeah it's just not a thing that yeah I never carried in LA exactly never carried in LA and then when you go on the subways you're very much next level of hypervigilance kicked in like Ryan's taking his videos I'm like oh I am super

uncomfortable we had a couple that I think we're like Eastern Europe or something some funny language and they were there they were whites I can say that and on the subway in New York and these kids had gotten onto the subway sound system and they kept saying this phrase over and over again and these couple ran off the train

with their family. But we sat. What was the phrase? These kids were going fuck it right in the **** and all the Americans are just sitting there like and we were just like whatever

but these poor European people like oh my God, terrorists. Yeah, they're not used to that running. It was like, I don't know. Dude, a Japanese person hopping on a US Subway system would be the most terrifying thing. If they go from Japan on how their subway system works and their train system, it is organized, it is quiet, it is peaceful, it is on time, no one talks.

You're not allowed to talk. Yeah, the only sound you don't get assaulted by a Michael Jackson impersonated. Exactly. Dude, you don't, you cannot talk on your phone on it. Haven't you saying those videos of dudes coming on women on the Japanese subways? Huh? I think that's called . That's a very specific Google search

You can't just put crime at the end of it I just want to organically come across this Shit Straight up though Like for the people that That are from foreign countries that come here And they try to visit the United States And they only go to L.A. and New York

They're like, man, I hate it here. I'm like, honestly, I get it. Like, that's not, because that's most people's understanding of, like, most foreigners. It sucks, too, because those are the biggest international airports. Yeah. And that's all they see in movies, like Hollywood movies, New York, Los Angeles. I don't like going to those places. Yeah, I fucking, dude, you don't have to pay me so much money to go to Los Angeles.

Like, to, oh, God. For vacation, yeah, actually, talking out loud, it was not the best place to go on a vacation. I know I know I know they're like maybe once a year or something like that but I mean fuck like it's not for fun and I know you took right in there because he he wanted the buildings he wanted those specific buildings to do and you you were a good father figure in that situation but like if you're coming from foreign country man dude I'm like try to try to find a rural American town just like experience Americana it's like if you you come here thinking like oh all of America is New York or L.A it's like dude that's less than one percent it's the same with sydney in melbourne in australia they're shitholes like horrible places like not crime or anything like that just like dull and gross and concrete and then you go out into like brutal not even just the not even just the bush but like just normal places like where i live in newcastle it's all just beach oh you know it's beautiful it's like we're in hawai and these amazing sunsets but then we got home like same thing it's the same thing man

Like, we're... Same son. Allegedly. But yeah, it's, it's, uh, you go to these cities and we're just not made to live in cities. Like, we're not meant to be that close. We're supposed to have small, neat groups, tribes, that type of stuff. Like, what's that number, the, the amount of people you can have?

Like a hundred or something like that. Something people that you can have a close personal relationship with. It's a certain, it's a, it's got someone's name and then number. That's the person who, you know, figured it. out or whatever that you can have a close personal relationship with not these hundreds of people you run into every day it's the was the rat experiment yeah that's what i was referring to it wasn't the you might be thinking of or you might be talking about something different but i that was what i was thinking that one's great you get to see the fallen collapse or the rise in the collapse of a society

through rats and they did it multiple times and it was like hey we will give these mice or rats everything they need they live in a utopia so they have food they have everything then it found out, it's like, oh, they don't have any stimulation because everything is given. They couldn't stand it, right? So they would breed, and then the alphas took over, and then the other, then the alphas got bored of having sex, so they stopped, and the prettiest ones went and just fornicated with males, and you would have multiple times, rise up, and then all the rats would die. When people have no problems in society to actually solve, they become gay. You read that, dude, it is wild. The under rat, like the beta rats, they all started fighting and they stopped trying to even approach females.

The females would only talk to the beautiful rats, the alphas. Alphas, then we're like, no, we don't even like that. Fuck off. Well, we're going to be pretty over here. They'd die off. The females are going to die off. And then all the rats would literally die off. There's the, what's the saying, hard times, hard men, something like that?

Hard times and hard men. Oh, hard times. Yeah. Hard times create soft men, soft men create hard times. Retrievee Crazy That's wild Experiment

No but it's the Like Was it Dostoevsky Talking about like If you're You know In this perfect heaven

Is he a Texan Dustyevsky I don't believe so I believe that was a Russian man A very Russian man Dusty But talking about like If you had

A perfect heaven Where like all you have to do Is eat bread And procreate Like You can't fucking handle It But that's why retirement

Kills people Yeah Yeah Oh yeah 100%. The course I like the shirt Jesus, dude

I know that's a helmet He's got a hockey flow on him He's got a what A hockey flow He's got like the hockey flow I thought he can come in Hey baby Look at that hair dude

It's Brandon And he's just had a big nap I respect the flow I got you sweet hot Well thank you gentlemen It's been a pleasure Oh brother Where do we find you

Or where can the internet you. Instagram at the Butzmann, Isaac Butterfield on YouTube, and that's pretty much about it. Come and see me live next time I'm back here or whenever this comes out. Absolutely, man. But I'll be back in 2026, I'm sure, and so on and so forth. So thank you, gentlemen, for your time.

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