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I don't want to interrupt. How many 40s am I ordering? The moon, we've never been there. Hey, before you fondle a firearm. 50% of Samarais were actually women. You got the coveted white boy of the year. Woo! We got the punch you punch. Set it up.

You can do this thing. Ha! Okay, I need a second. Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous. Brandon. His hair is fucking fabulous. Don't I a dog joke disposition and there's a fat electrician.

Welcome to unsubscribe. Hey, what's up everyone? I'm actually really excited. First off when you're watching this, it's my birthday. And I'm gonna be old, so old. We've had an amazing year so far and one thing we always try to do is be thankful for everything you all have given. One way we're going to do that is at the end of each month, We will be giving $1,000 to one of you all. If you have subscribed or left a comment or anything like that,

you have shown so much support. You have made all of this possible. And we always look for ways to give back to this amazing community. And I think partnering with some of these sponsors we have in making this possible is the least we can do. Hopefully it makes a change for that individual or bright somebody's day. And we're doing this every month for the entire year. Second, I know what you're thinking. Why they were punching something?

What was that? It's a Power Cube. Stay tuned at the end of this episode To Watch is Ponce it and see who gets the bigger number. Science. It'll also be a segment for each guest that comes on and we will be plopping up the kind of like top gear and putting the scores right there on the backside of it

and have a little interview section. Also, March 3rd is right around the corner. So if you're in District 23, go vote for a boy, Brandon. He's right there. I'll make this quick and hilarious because y'all will enjoy this. My buddy Benji actually runs and helps the high school wrestling team out in Indiana.

O.G. homie from Rocket Jones. Now, he asked me for just advice on how to set up fundraising. He said, well, since it's a group of kids, this is something we could probably help with. Let me look at it. And then he said this. And I quote, oh man, if unsub would help hit some of these goals, I would 100% name the room in the team whatever y'all would want. Benji, be careful. Anything we can name it whatever we want.

Oh, anything. and I'll have them wear unsubbed merch and rep it at the meets. I want Benji to regret that statement. I'm gonna toss that link down below. I really want y'all to start placing some names in the comment section below. That's how we'll choose this one. I cannot wait for that photo.

He's gonna name it whatever y'all come up with. Seriously, thank you each and everyone for everything. Enjoy the episode, it's a good one. Where to go? Okay. Okay, everyone, ready? Three, two, one. Echillon is delicious.

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Comedy start us off. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the unsuscribed podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, the fat electrician, veteran with a sign, Brandon Herrera. myself Donut Operator, thank you so much for being here. It's like over, underwhelming. Undub versus underwhelming.

There we go. You v. You. Yay. Yeah. I love it. I win. Like I said, every podcast has its cheap knockoff.

Yeah. Damn. I resent the fact that I'm cheap. Oh, we're talking about underwhelming. We love you. I appreciate that. That's true. Well, I mean, everyone in the.

room is a friend with Nick and it's hard to spend time with him in a non-monetized setting. Like he has about a 30-minute non-monetized cap per relationship. And I was like, well, I'd like to see him more often than once every, you know, calendar year. So we had to start something. So it's kind of like working with your dad, you know. Yeah. We actually had a moment like that up in Iowa recently. What happened? Working with your dad when I was holding the light for you when you were fixing your oven. Oh, yeah. And he was having a cool. I finally got it fixed. No, it's just me being angry. That my oven had the computer inside of it.

Did you get really mad about that shit? Yes. Okay. He didn't talk for 45 minutes. Everyone was scared. Oh, you don't curse and yell at the object? Not the object. I yell at people.

The lady that I call from the, that's much worse. From the appliance repair place was not having a good day. She upset me. I'm a dick to people. I can't help it. I called it. I feel like you're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, no. He's just in my business, ma'clock.

First off, she only had cancer. I buy a new oven. It breaks immediately. Okay, fine. I hit them up. They're like, it's under warranty. We'll order you the parts. Great.

Thank you. They're back ordered. Okay. How long is that going to take? We don't know. Cool. Two months passed without a oven in my house. And I call and she's like, yeah, we still don't know.

And I'm like, cool, can I have the parts numbers that I need and I'll see if I can find them somewhere else? And she's like, yeah, here they are. she gave them to me. It's the same woman. Right. And then I was like, cool. So I go online, took me, it was like the eighth page of Google before I found some

fucking parts warehouse that would sell like official whirlpool licensed replacement parts. But I found it ordered it. Paid like $900 fucking dollars for this new computer to get put in this oven. Had it shipped to my house and then called her. I was like, hey, I have the parts. They're official whirlpool parts. Can you have the tech come throw them in this oven for me? No.

Why? You have to get the parts from us. I go, I understand that, but you can't get the parts. Also, I feel like you should have told me this when I asked you what the parts number were because I told you I was going to go buy the fucking parts. And she's like, yeah, we don't do that. And I'm like, okay. And then it's just me replacing the parts upset. As your children start to hide under furniture.

Yeah, I picked them up. I put one in each arm. I was like, we've got to go for a little bit. I don't yell at them. They think it's funny. They start yelling too. They copy me. You're teaching them to be a next generation of bully.

I'll get mad and like yell at like the dog. Like hop up on the counter and eat some food and I'll yell at them. And then I'll like be done yelling at the dog. And then my kid, my cash, go sit down, Mushu. You're in trouble. All right. Those two are going to be an absolute nightmare. Bro.

They're going to be one grade apart in high school. It's going to be. fucking awesome. Oh, boy. I mean, you need to set up like a bail fund just for them. Don't worry about college. Like, just set up a bail fund. It's going to be great.

They're the Bash brothers. They're just like, our dad said we can come here. Like, they're both doing martial arts already, right? Both of them? Maybe. See, never mind. Speaking of working with your dad, though,

I will never forget the time we were fixing Conner's truck in the parking lot of a brunch joint. Your dad's just like fucking beaten the line. with a wrench. Beating a steel brake line shut with a wrench and a landscaping brick that we took out of the landscaping. Across a battery.

Yeah, it worked. He got it fixed. It did work, kind of. What was the goal of this? One of my brake lines first. I almost re-rented you. I know, I remember that, trust me.

So when you go around this corner, there's this wall. Oh, man. There's a brick wall. Yeah, there's a brick wall about this. Well, that's a podcast that never got released. Everybody keeps asking about it. But, yeah.

One of the many that never got released that people keep asking about. I should DoorDash 40s again. You guys want a 40? Sure. Yeah, I want to see what it did. You were just waiting for one guy to say yes. You think I want DoorDash 424?

You guys are going to play Edward 40 hands before Brandon's veteran event is as veteran as it gets. I would pay so much money to watch Brandon walk on stage with duct tape 40s on his hands. So, bitches. That's my... Tony's the worst. I'm not

He smashes him Conner's gay You versus You versus Tony At Edward 40 hands Instead of a runoff election Would be epic I actually did challenge him

Last cycle To a charity boxing event I said you beat me in a boxing match I'll drop out now $100,000 to the charity of your choice We can start that again Tony Run it back

Offers open Depending on how bad Is polling's looking Right now He might actually try to take That gamble. You guys are never going to believe what the last thing I dooredash from 7-11 in San Antonio is. 240s?

12-40s? 12? We had like seven people on that podcast. Yeah, I forgot. I think I know why you forgot. Yeah, 1240s.

That one will never see the light of day. What kind of 40s do you get? I think it's like cold 45 or something like. Medellos. There's a game press. category of 7-11, it's Modelo 40s and Funnians. You were in San Antonio.

Yeah, it's the most Mexican shit. Herbal shit in the morning. Yeah, because the Super Bowl is this weekend, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it? It's this weekend, yeah. We're super huge into the ball sports. Big in the sports.

Big in the sports guy? Sports balls. Big ball guy. Patriots. It's the Patriots versus the Seahawks. Everyone's like, oh, the Patriots are going back. That's cool.

My wife has now gotten obsessed. with pickleball, so that's a thing. She dragged me there day before yesterday. Do you enjoy it? Bro, it was me, my wife, two other middle-aged women and like a bunch of 70-year-olds.

So it didn't take me long to figure out the strategy of like, just hit it lightly three steps away they can't get there in time. Did you an underhand the whole time? Yeah. Just doing returns. Gotcha. Thank you.

What's the difference? So is pickleball just like table tennis but with people? It's ping pong. It's ping pong except you're on the table. Yeah, pretty much is what it is. Or table tennis if you're an aristocratic. I don't know. I was trying to sound fancy. I've been studying words again.

Shettlecock. Finn threw me off with this collared shirt and I feel like white trash. Yeah, Finn's dress. What did you say? Who said it? I said he's dressed like, it looks like he got bit by an intern. man. He got bit by the Affleck.

Come here. Come here. You're going to show your outfit on that middle camera. Go. All right. Like Connor said, he got bit by a wear white. The one time I look nice. I want to give you a quote.

I was like this instrument from your company. You look like a dip. You have a different vampire. Vince is giving BJs. You want to, can I give you a quote? Yeah. Team Edward from State.

farm? Finn Fins dressed up like that was a female cop, dang it. Finn got hit with a sting operation. When he opened the door, I was like, fuck, we're about to get arrested. But it was Finn. I just didn't see that coming. Finn's been a Fed the entire time.

You're the Fed? Why'd you do that? Why'd you do that? Why'd you? If you're the Fed, I'll be impressed. He looked at the hitting camera. I know. He's like, fuck, they got me. Broken error. Broken error. Dude.

Well, it's good to have the gang back. Oh, I can't wait. Why are we here? We're down here for a veterans event. You're putting on. Yeah, yeah. We're actually, we're hosting a veteran appreciation and voter registration drive today. So pretty cool.

And, you know, any excuse to have the gang down is a good excuse. I'm a veteran and I love Brandon. Vote for Brandon. Is that good? Well, vote for Brandon. Good job. Okay. He hasn't earned any of those medals.

That was so funny. That mailer was. I don't know. I've seen the road he walked and the road I walked. His seems a little harder lately, so I'm good. The mailer that they put out with the whole, like, Brandon Herrera, like, disparages veterans, and he didn't earn a single one of those medals. And I'm like, my favorite part about that is the actual story behind it is from the unsubb live tour when I didn't think I was going to ever run for office. You know, everything's back on the table. You know, we're doing a comedy show, 18 plus, whatever. They're like, he flips people off and like, all these medals or whatever. I'm like, Every medal in that photo was given to me that day by veterans in our audience in attendance at that show as part of the joke. I don't want to interrupt. How many 40s am I ordering?

You got, I can't do one, two, three. I'm not doing it. I can't do gluten. I can't. Fine. We're not door dashing 40s. You got two. I think it would be hilarious if you just did.

Are you going to have a 40? I'll do it with you. Are you going to have a 40? You have to do it. I can't, I can't have a 40. You want a 40? You want a 40? You want a 40.

Finn's going to pop. Donner, did you want a 40? You want a 40? One, two, three. Show wants a 40? Show wants a 40. 40. What's a farty?

In America, we use real units of measurement, like ounces. And so it's 40 ounces of liquid. It's just a big beer bottle. Like, beer is 5 to 6%. Malt Lakers, like, eight. Remember when Finn said, I'm not drinking, it's a work day? Does he have... You mean five minutes ago?

He was like, dude, it's a work day. I don't know. I'm going to get us up. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. I'm not, I'm not doing it. I will literally vomit. You're drinking a 40.

If they made 40, I'm not drinking a 40 ounce white claws. You can't do that. Yes, I can. You're going to ruin my life. You're going to do underwhelming by yourself. That'll be on brand. I would do a 40 ounce count of white claw.

Giant cans. Yeah, we know you'd be gay. I didn't need you to tell me that. Yep. I'm touching you, but you're very warm right now. Eli is gay for wanting giant cans, yes, correct. Of white claw. Well.

Thank you. Context matters. Speaking of context matters, I'm going to piss Eli off. Oh, yeah. There's a newspaper, or, uh, a magazine that published a new article. And the headline is 50% of Samurai's were actually women. They said this? It's all over Twitter.

I didn't, I went through and read the article, but before I even read it, I go, I haven't read this yet, I'm going to, but I guarantee you all they did was change the definition of samurai from what everybody thinks of when you say samurai. 100%. Go through and read the article. They're like, actually, samurai's social class. And by the 19-15, it adopted, many women were whatever. And they worked government jobs. And basically like a bunch of women were secretaries for the government. And they were also samurai. It's like if you expand the definition from warrior to secretary, yes, 50% of Samarise were women. If you look at it this specific way

100%. I'm not trying to brag, but if you let me change definitions of words, I can prove anything right. That would have been a boring Who made that article? There's like three of them. I think the Smithsonian was the first one to put it out. Oh, the people that have the giant skulls. Oh, fuck, here we go.

Have the giant skulls. They're hiding the nephalum. They hide so much shit. That was a wild rabbit hole to go in. Is they can just delete shit or get rid of it or say we never had it and then not talk about it. I did see that conspiracy theory that they like destroyed the nephalum or the giant skeletons or whatever in like the 20s or something. Yeah.

And I was very disappointed to find out there's very little historic basis behind that rumor. But have you seen... They're involved. They're involved with it. They're the ones writing the history, Brandon. It's in my head canon that that's fact, but I don't know if there's any actual fact. You know the truth, dude. Now I want to see how many word to...

from or got rid of it hidden because it's just not the removing borrowed artifacts including bibles belonging to rev brown yeah they've like they've deleted a bunch of stuff they just get rid of stuff and then you don't track it like well that's monsoonian's wild when you actually they're like up there with the vatican of like we're taking that yep like that's one of the reasons why uh they always say that when if you're going to you know donate to a museum loan it yes because a lot of those museums, and this is unfortunately a problem just across the country in general, a lot of these museums will take

artifacts that are donated by wealthy benefactors or people that are just passionate about people learning history, and then they'll just sell it to increase their budget. So they'll huck that shit on eBay and then use the profits to buy a new building or whatever. They don't actually go on display. What kind of shirt is that? Actually, Eli,

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We, you called me about this. I know. Several months ago and I'm still down. I took a couple of our local state reps from Texas here, like Texas state legislators on a tour this morning. And like it's those kind of moments where they're just like shit in their pants over. Like, oh, this shit's so cool. Like, I need to have a museum. Do it.

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Visit medcan.com slash moments to get started. What would you call it? We have an anime section. Brandon's big ass gun museum. That just sounds like I should be also selling pork rinds in the gift shop. Sky's the limit, Brandon. I'd have Brandon Herrera pork rinds. Yeah, would be delicious.

That sounds awful. Jack and diet flavored pork rites? Why not? You're selling me. You're winning me back. That's the only drink that served at the Brandon Herrera museum. Hey, before you fondle a firearm. You guys got any water?

No, no. Don't touch the stuff. We have ice. The drinking fountain at Branden's a chicken diet. Hard to believe Coca-Cola sponsored it. Yeah, it's crazy. You get charged $1 per second, you drink out of the fountain. I mean, realistically, I know we talked through the logistics of this.

We could absolutely open music. Oh, we could do it. It'd be like hard rock or like playing at Hollywood, but for bros. We talked about that, too, with opening manmoses. Yeah. And just having it be like, a planet Hollywood where there's a bunch of shit from our videos, you know, Vivo skateboards, the, uh, Shenzhou Abe pipe pistol, you know, stuff like that, just on the walls.

It's like a destination. Yeah, we'd just actually get Shizzo. Yeah. Yeah. It's just up on the wall. God rest the soul. That would be sick actually. I mean, it's kind of like the Catholic Church the way that they, oh God, God, it's gone,

damn it. Wait, what? No, but like, like, how the Catholic Church like has, uh, the reliquary thing. Yeah. Yeah. I'm convinced they have the library of Alexandria in there. They have all that stuff. They're like, oh, yeah, those books are gone.

It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. They have crazy security. The Vatican's its own, what is it called? They do have some. They're their own country, right? Yeah.

They do have some crazy, like, artifacts and stuff. And it's like every Catholic church. Yeah, I think every legit Catholic church has to have, like, a relic or a piece of a relic or something like that. Usually it's multi-hand. It was the jawbone of, I don't know, it was James or whoever. But they had like this very, very, you know, it's a real thing. But they had like this very ornate thing around it, like this like fake skull thing or whatever.

And the caption was, this character design goes hard. They have everything in there. We can put so much shit in a museum with all our stuff. They still have the skull of Mary Magdalene, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Like tell me that's not out of Warhammer 40K. Yeah.

No, like a lot of their shit is very ornate. It's just wild. Wait they actually have the skull. Yeah, they have the skull of Mary Magdalene. And that's what it's in. Like this is a Warhammer 40K shit. Yeah, that's the emperor. You know, while I may not be a Catholic, per se,

a lot of their shit goes hard as far. And you cannot deny it. Yeah. Like, that's pretty baller. I've always thought it'd be really funny if aliens showed up and they were just like hardcore Catholics walking out of the spaceship. Well, I got bad, bad news for them, unless they were made in God's image. No, no, no.

We were made from the other rib. We're cool. Did you see the guys when they were doing announcing the new Pope? The guys were like the laser guns that were standing outside. Oh yeah, the anti-drone guns. Stuff people had never even seen before outside of Lockheed Martin. They were like, yeah, we got this dude. We're the man again.

Don't worry about it. It was like crazy. I don't know what it was. It looked like the Starship Troopers gun, but it was like an electro warfare gun for drones. I tried to buy one of those at one point from Poland. Of course you did. It was, they're pretty neat. Completely unfazed by that statement coming out of your mouth, actually.

Shockingly shocked. how unsurprised I am. I'd be doing shit. I know. My boy, be acting up on the options. Yeah, it's basically like a directional,

like radio wave thing. I don't remember exactly how. Ha, ha, ha, you have cancer. Well, it's mostly like just a disruption thing where it's like, okay, you had signal,

now you don't. The EFP is gangster shit. I want to know what was the thing that those, that was using the Maduro raid. I know Trump keeps like, hinting at it a little bit. Like he's picking at it kind of like, well, they don't want me to talk about it.

I'm like, brother, he can. You're in charge. I know that they did a memorial of like the 40 dudes and they were all in like buckets. I did see that. You know what? What did we do to them? The security detail. Bring in the corpses home.

They had already cremated all of them. So they were like marching. Yeah. They were marching holding the, what do you call it? It's like shoe boxes. Yeah. We hit him with the fucking shrink, right? Yeah.

That's all that. head they're like yeah this is it this is 40 dudes practically I think they were probably just cremated but it's just a hopped up version of LRAD yeah but everybody on the internet that's a war crime and it's like I mean we could have shot them

that was the other alternative say the line it's never a war crime the first time yeah like but I mean that's hey would you rather Delta rolled up and made you get nauseous and puke or they just clapped you immediately like I'd rather puke and if it is what we're thinking

it is. Like, this is shit that I remember, like, growing up and playing hooky from school watching on, like, future weapons. Like, the area denial, like, some sonic shit or whatever. It's been around for a minute. That's just the shit they were willing to tell us on national television 15 years ago. Yeah. I don't know. If I was on

security detail, and there's 40 of us, and, like, ten of my friends just vaporized. I'm probably going to, like, take a step back. I'm probably going to abandon my pose. I'm going home now. Oh, shit. The Covenants here. Oh, I'm out.

Like, I don't understand how they got all 40 of them at once with the vapor gun. That's, no one was like, I need to leave. Someone needs to know this story. I just want to know who rated him out. It's like, what is it, 25 million bounty? How much was it up to? I think it was 50. Yeah.

$50 million bounty, and you're like, you and 40 are your homies? You know your homies? You're like, hey, he's good this night. Yeah. You're also fucking employed by a dictatorship in Venezuela. You're making like U.S. $6,000 a year. Yeah. Yeah.

You know how fast Delta had to have been fucking moving to like. There are videos of them clearing it's scary as fast roped out of the helicopter and made it to him before he made it to his safe room. That's fucking crazy. Because didn't they catch him trying to open the door? Yeah. They caught him trying to get into his safe room. Like they were booking it clear in that place. That is speed running.

Yeah. They do do. Like, he's opening. He's like, what's the code to open? Everyone's dead. Everyone's vaporized. Yeah. It's the last snap. I haven't seen the videos, have you?

I've seen videos of them clearing, but when I went to the government training institute in Barnwell, Georgia for SWAT school, the head of the, our head instructor with a former Delta guy. And this motherfucker would run at full speed and just hit targets at a dead sprint. And it looked like his waist was on a, like a camera gimbal. His top half didn't move. He was just like, do, do, do, do while he was sprinting full speed. It was weird.

Our best players are playing with hacks. Oh, yeah, 100%. It's nasty. Damn. Blastin Sosa on the way in. Have you read the comments on that YouTube video? I haven't seen it. I just like the fact that Trump's like,

apparently they were listening to Sosa on the way in. Oh, is that a real thing? That's a real thing. I thought that was just a mean this whole time. The top comment on Love Sosa on YouTube is this is the last thing Maduro heard. She got like a million likes. Bitches love Sosa. What is that?

I don't know. Go to sleep, babe. I have no idea. Oh, what happened? I ran. Everything that kicked off yesterday. Does Iran still exist? I don't know those tweets yesterday.

And then the spike in Papa Johns. I think we've also seen, I think he said something about it publicly. If not, it was a very funny meme that fooled me. Secwar, Pete Hegseth, has said that he watches the pizza tracker and fucks with it, no. Man, don't. Which is very funny. Don't change the rules to the game. That's all we have.

Well, because there's the, the, The two very reliable sources of, you know, like, what is it? I like Intel. What is it? Public Intel. Ocent. Ocent. Thank you.

It's the pizza tracker. Like how dominoes and Papa John's around the Pentagon, like if they get a spike at 11 o'clock at night sort of thing. Like, oh, we're doing shit. And also record low attendance at the local gay bars are the two metrics that they use. I love the idea that Pete HX-Seth is just throwing pizza parties for random. office workers at the Pentagon to fuck with everybody. Yeah, just imagine, like, you just make a threat against Cuba. And then you're like, all right, order 400 pizzas.

Make them sweat. I don't know. I don't know if a rant still exists. I don't want to open my phone. It's been the longest year ever so far. I'm exhausted. I'm completely exhausted. Tell me about it.

My kids didn't go to school for a week. They regressed significantly. They can't read anymore. They're only doing audible sounds. the city of Nashville imploded because of the infrastructure there it's just I'm tired every time I open my phone just go but you know moving on but we have Netflix we have yeah we have net I have watched Landman my my ascension towards it sucks new season sucks then it's bad TV but you can't look away the first season was great

the second season I think it ended well I think it I think it I think they stuck to landing, but I think that they might have had a point where John Hamm didn't die because that was kind of hanging over, but then he got that other show, and that would have changed it a little bit, but, like, that's just my theory. Me and Connor would watch it, and we would

just, the entire time, like, mid-season was very slow on season two. Yeah. We just joke about how Sam Elliott was talk about how, you know, you don't know what you got until it's gone. You really need to take care of that Mexican chick who fucking hates you. Yeah, there was a lot of Sam Elliott filler now that you say that,

because they're like, what are we going to do with them? Put them outside near the pool. I get to go swim with a naked stripper. It's pretty cool. We should all be so lucky. What's your retirement like? Never seen the show. I'm highly confused.

It's about land and a man. Wow. What will we call it? Call it land man. Add boobs every 15 seconds for retention. Taylor Sheridan can't keep getting away with it. I know. The most insufferable women on the planet, make sure you put them in there, too. Jesus Christ.

They're all fucking horrible, man. Every single woman in that show. In the characters or the actresses in real life? No, the characters. They're fucking terrible. Especially the Mexican chick. Good God. I don't care about the son's plotline. I don't either. Like, who gives a about Cooper? Nobody does apparently. Okay, so this Mexican chick, her husband gets blown up on the oil pipeline. A month later, she's dating the boss's kid. And she has a baby and the boss's kid is taking care of her. But she fucking hates him even though he's a multi-millionaire.

And she like just keeps leaving him around and treating him like shit. He's like he's like the most doting like, I care about you so much. I'll do whatever you need. She's like, you need to earn this. Her husband. Her husband gets blown up on an oil rig and she starts dating this guy a month later because he was nice enough to mow the front lawn.

And then he goes off. and like full on like I need to provide and she just had a kid he's like I'm gonna like step in in the fatherly role like take care of her and do whatever figures out how to make like a hundred million dollars a year and then she gets mad at him and leaves him yeah I don't want to be rich I'm not ready for I just wanted you to mow the lawn yeah well you that's it well she's like she chose there never mind yeah go well she says I don't I don't want to be rich she just got a three million dollar settlement from the fucking company that that's that's that's that's they all work for. That he finessed.

Like he walked in. He's like, ah, no, we'll take a million. And she's like, what? Like, and then she hates him for all the money he gives her. And her excuse for that is she's just like, no, that's not my money, that's his money. It's like, no, this is literally what the money was for is to take care of you in case he died.

Yeah. It's a whole point of that money. I just want to work at the r-bar. That also was a plot point. That was actually weird because that was like their hangout spot and then it got super like, I thought it was like The salty spatoon from SpongeBob Yeah, I thought it was like a place

They're like, oh let's go hang out at the patch We all know way too much about this show But sponsored by Paramount Plus This is how we feel when you talk about anime I'm getting so angry right now Well so it's like this bar where they all hang out And the waitresses have like rapport And she's like, what are you having today?

The special? And he's like, no honey, I'll just have something hot and You know what? Like, they say stuff like that. And then, like, the next season, it's like, welcome to Patch Cafe. How have them tities do it. Like, it's just, like, out of pocket stuff the whole time.

It's crazy. And then, but the son, again, saves the girl that hates him. Why is the Mexican girl hate? Yeah, the whole premise is she's a smoke show and she calls him flaco, which I found out means skinny, which that's shade. I wouldn't want throwing at me the whole time if I'm printing cash out of dinosaur bones. You know? I'm raising you I'm raising your child now can we like settle down a little bit but she's like

nah flaco she just hates him I don't know it's it's got to be a Latina thing that's exactly how Hannah is I've never made hundreds of millions of dollars but I'd be like I don't know some big business breakthrough where I made a bunch of money or something and she's like I'm glad you had a good day sweetie good it changes her life zero yeah I mean The credit cards still work. Like, she's already living. That's part of being a man is this is the albatross around our neck. Yeah.

Like, imagine coming home telling your wife, do you don't have to be an electrician anymore because you made a successful YouTube off of a short form platform where he told history. She's like, whatever, this is what I did. Yeah. Can I wrap the Bronco and hot pink? No.

No. No. Why would you do that? That seems like an oddly specific example, Nick. It's almost like a conversation I had yesterday. Do you like a mouth full of hardwood? Yes, go on? Then boy, do I have a product for you.

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I'm sorry to disappoint, but yes, I mean literal hardwood. I love hardwood in my mouth. Wait. You know what's gayer than hardwood? hard wood in your mouth, dying from cancer. Fume has an award-winning design. There's no battery, no chemicals, just flavored air. Dial that airflow with the clickies. When did you ever try it maple pepper? No, I like crisp mint because I'm a coward when it comes to flavors. Cody, what's your favorite? I don't know about flavor, but John C. Fume told me it was sexy and sleek. That is a sexy and

sleek piece of wood right there, Cody. Oh yeah. Put it in your mouth. Suck that flavored air. Quit cranking your wood on camera. Start your guilt-free journey with the good habit and use code unsub where you can get a free gift with purchase and start your long overdue breakup. Just head to tryfume.com slash unsub and use code unsub to start your good habit today. I get those, I can't say any of the text I've gotten from my family since I've got it here. They're all like, I'm like, why are you asking? Like my one daughter was like, my knee keeps sitting in the steering wheel. Can we adjust the brake in the car? And I was like, I'm sorry, what do you mean? And she's like, the brake needs to be adjusted.

And I'm like, you want me to go into the car? Let me call BMW. Mr. BMW. He'll bring it in and fix that real quick. There's usually a lever to adjust the steering wheel. Like, when I'm home, they all hate that I'm there. The second I leave, they give me like real obscure problems that I can't solve. And I'm like, adjust the steering will move the seat.

And she hasn't said anything. Dad, you fix that room to excuse yet? Why would you give me that? I will know. Oh, Hannah's going to be. so pissed. I tell this story. Oh, God. I will never forget the time. I'm sitting at work. I'm like a third year apprentice.

I just got, I'm like on my lunch break. I've been in somebody's attic all day. It's like 140 degrees in there. I'm sweating through my jeans. Hannah calls me. I'm like eating Casey's pizza. And she calls me panicked. Nick, I'm locked in my car. I go, what? She goes, I can't get out of my car. It won't let me out. And I just go Sweetheart Put the car In park

She She just goes She just hangs up I'm in a glass Case of emotion They're so pretty I love it I'm very blessed

I just picture you hang up And you don't take it serious You get home 10 hours later She's dead You left your child Oh you're a fool girl a dog in the car. She hung up on me. That was clearly

the problem. It's all right. I know exactly. I have a princess. I have three princesses in my house, so I understand. I understand all of it. I can tell by the way you're just fiddling with your hands. Like, I love it. I love it so much all the time. I have low-grade anxiety constantly.

It's weird. I don't know if anyone else has this problem. But my doors, they do the fucking craziest thing. When I shut them, they find a way to be locked. Everyone else just doesn't shut them. So it's, it's kind of the craziest security feature of my home. There's keypads, there's apps, you can whistle at it, you can talk to the government, Jeff Bezos girl, you can tell her to do it. I've said in every single countermeasure I can,

but they are getting past it like it's Ocean's 11, every single day in my house. You can talk to the Jeff Bezos girl. I don't know if one of them's listening. I don't want to say her name. See? See? See, she, she, I saw a wink at Connor. No, it's great. I don't know what to do. I need to set up like home alone style contraptions as they like grab their bags and they go out the door. It just like triggers a mechanism to lock. Alexa, order 100 vials of baby oil.

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That makes it so much better. That's reckless in this household. I love them, though. Also, to anybody who was watching that on a smart TV at full volume, I'm so sorry. They walked away. They don't know. It was just going to get hit with the massive bill. I did find out this

that reminds me something this is kind of a weird story Bobby Bones the radio host he actually played the what you might call it the like noise for like an emergency

for like a bit they were doing and it hit every single station he was broadcasting on and he got an FCC fine and triggered an emergency event because it was just like it picks it up automatically like if it hears it here

it'll just chain react through everything. I did not know that. I didn't know it either. He was like, yeah, it was like a million dollars they tried to find us. And I was just like, ah, damn. Because once it hits one station, it just keeps rolling and rolling and rolling. I know there was the Orson Wells, the War of the Worlds.

That's, oh, yeah, that was. Los Angeles. Yeah, where they read the, you know, War of the Worlds and, like, everybody thought it was, like, a legit newscast, and everybody freaked the fuck out, which I think is, like, kind of overblown, right? I'm sure. I think it's overblown, too. I don't think that many people had radios to begin with, you know? Well, I feel like I have to like preface any story like that now around Nick after the Pepsi Navy thing.

He's like, well, you know, now everybody's there. Actually. Yeah, there is that. When I was literally Googling was that story. I just think it's funny how polar opposite everything's become. Like you can accidentally read a fictional book and people like take it super serious. And now like Donald Trump could come out and be like holding an alien skull. Be like, so we've known about these.

since the 40s and nobody would give a shit. Everybody'd be like, ah, that's AI. Everybody, not even that. Everybody'd be like, great, the stock market's still down. And I'm really mad that ICE is in Minneapolis. Like, nobody would give a flying about anything. It's the, I think, why does kids you know had a skid about that? Probably.

Were they, uh, they were just like, oh, yeah, by the way, aliens are real. What? Like, oh, yeah, aliens are real. Uh, we've downed UFOs, blah, blah, blah. And like, it's like, in the White House press, you know, briefing room. And he just goes, We're going to war with Iran, aren't we? He's like, you got me.

Yeah, we thought we could get it past you. Yeah, I would pass. If aliens were real, I would pass out texting Nick. I told you so because he doesn't think they're real, but I'm going to say. You're not an aliens guy? I never said that. You've met many Mexicans. I argue with you about the giants thing and the moon thing.

The moon? We've never been there. We've never been to the moon. We went to Moon City and Burbank, California. I'm convinced of that. Why? Because they went and filled, the story is they filmed a backup just in case, right? Because they didn't go to the moon.

I don't know. I've never done anything in my life where I'm like, you know what we should do? We should film a backup just in case we don't go to the moon. You've also never done anything in your life where you've taxed millions of people, millions and millions of dollars and dumped it into a project that maybe was going to fail. Or it's propaganda against USSR. We didn't go there until we, and if we did, we found Transformers. septicons were up there.

Oh, yes, I've also seen the documentary known as Dark Side of the Moon. All roads lead back to Michael Bay. It's just why I know we're going back now. That's a new thing that's happening. Yep. But I knew we were going back when I sold Northrop Grumman. Jared Isickman, American Space Supremacy. You don't know it.

You don't know him, right? Yeah, yeah. You don't know him. So what's up? We're going to go watch the launch. Artemis? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

When is that? It's so. because I don't know if I'll be able to go there and I'm really upset if everybody else is because I'm campaigning. You have to go. I want to go. So people can wait.

I would go to the moon. Mm-mm. Why? Mm-mm. I don't know what's up there. It terrifies me. And I don't believe in anything that... You watched that like fucking horrible movie

like Apollo 18 or whatever it was? It's hollow and there's aliens in the center. Tom Hanks... Agartha was on the moon all along. Dude, Tom Hanks and Gary Sinise had to use a Hoover vacuum to get home. I'm not rolling the dice on that. Like, no, it just terrifies me.

I'm here. I'm more worried about the stuff that's here. We only know about 5% of the ocean. It's all the coast. We know more about space than we do the ocean. What's the quote? Remember everybody, every dead body on Mount Everest is a highly motivated individual.

Calm the fuck down. I feel like I would rather go to space. I'd rather go to space than the deep sea. Like, not even close. Yeah. Oh, for sure. One, you die really fast. If I had the, if I had the choose one, yeah.

Which one? If I had like, D.C. you die. Oh, yeah, really fast. Instantly. Space, you die when oxygen runs out and. I know your blood boils. It's really cool. Hang on wait.

It's like instant, though, right? Is space instant or is? I think it's all instant. Well, ask the people who try to go see the Titanic. I was about to say when your Xbox controller. I do know that the, uh, the like, instantly freezing to death thing in outer space is bullshit. That's not real.

You don't? That's why I just need, if I do go to the moon, you know, in this hypothetical situation, I'm just bringing a cult python with me in case it doesn't work out. Guns in space is rad. It just keeps going. Yeah, you don't. I actually wanted to do a video on this. I will do it one day.

Guns don't work in space, right? Do they work in space? No, because there's no. They just don't stop. Well, no. Because there's no oxygen. But that's not everything sealed. The bullets is sealed.

It's self-contained within the cartridge. The question is, is it enough oxygen? Yeah. So what happens? you shoot it. Do you move or does the bullet move? Everything does. Both. If you're floating, yeah. I wanted to do a video

specifically of like how guns work in space and I wanted to build a vacuum chamber where we take it down to zero oxygen, zero everything, like actual vacuum and then through a trigger, like an electrical trigger, fire a gun in that vacuum and see what happens. That'd be cool. On high speed. I wanted to do this for like five years. I've had this video idea forever and now

I realize I have the resource. to do it. I don't know why I haven't yet. Called the NASA guy. They probably got something you can shoot over there. Jared, let me shoot a gun in one of your fucking multi-million dollar vacuum chambers. It's fine. The moon's fake anyways. It's all right. Come on over. I'm sure that's exactly what. Did you

see that podcast we did with his? Yeah, so just made the joke. Like, so how much are they paying you to lie about the moon? I loved it. We talked about that SR 71 thing shooting itself down on underwhelming. One of those channels that just steals our clips, clipped it, and uploaded it. It's got like,

I don't know the story. It's got like 12 million views. I made a video about the SR 71 and in the video, everybody's always like, why don't they put guns on it? And I was like, because it would shoot itself down. And the amount of morons that get in there like, you obviously failed physics because if the plane's traveling 2,500 miles an hour and then you fire the bullet, the bullets going 2,500 miles an hour plus the speed of the bullet. And it's like, it fucking slows down. Yeah, but bullets rise. No, they, they

Yes, bullets have an arc The top At the very most Under perfect conditions Of 50 cows going up Five feet at its Peak Not the height of a fucking

SR 71 plane It's got to run into its own Bullocks Well bullets don't even rise They bullets drop no matter what They rise because your barrel is angled Versus how the optic is mounted

That is the only difference Bullets aren't raising up If you drop a bullet here and you shoot one at the exact same time. Both will land at the exact same time. Thank you, Eli. I was edging an aneurysm. Other significantly slower planes

have shot themselves down flying into their own bullets. Like, I'll die on this hell. Planes have shot themselves down, flying into their own bullets. Bullets? Yeah. Okay. In a dive.

That makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah. Like in a dive, they've fired a burst and then fucking accelerated into the dive and caught up to their own bullets and shot themselves down. It's happened multiple times. It seems like they would be moving too slow comparably.

I'm not doubting you on that. I'm just like that physics-wise, I'm having a hard time. But especially something that's like shooting ordinance, like missiles and shit like that. Like, yeah, I see that obviously happening. But yeah, that's the thing. It's like, well, actually, they'll be moving the same speed plus the speed of the. It's like, yeah, that happens for a split second. Right.

And like people don't, they're like, the plane is propelling itself. The bullet is, is not. If you don't believe me, stick your head out the, fucking window going 70 and spit. Let me know how it works. New kink unlocked. The F-11 tiger shot itself down in 19-56. What if you are the barista that spits in your own mouth?

Hey, everybody's got their thing. That's not mine. The, I'm sorry. F-11. Spitting your mouth. Sorry, F-11 shot itself down in 1956. Blood boiling after 60 seconds, you would die first of lack of oxygen. 60 seconds?

Thank goodness. the earth is flat and we're on the back of a turd... Because it takes its time because how your skin has elasticity but because all oxygen is sucked out. Rut row. I want to see that. It's just a diagram. So that tracks.

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And everyone just keeps saying it didn't happen. And I'm like, but they're arguing with each other and the slop machine, but they're not, none of them are talking to each other because I stood up for myself in college. It's this story of my first class back After I got out of the Marines I go into the school and there's this It's going to be so funny when they clip this one again and re-upload it They're going to clip it again and the guy's just going to look and be like This is fair use

It's not art, please stop It's fair use No, this is you can do it here But I mean I've been the Marines I got on So I started in January 2011 But I was on Terminal leave You're welcome

but I was on terminal leave and so I had left active duty in November but anyways I'm going I'm like doing orientation I don't know how to do anything in class I'm dressed like an idiot because I didn't have any

good civilian clothes I look like a Guber so I look like a young college kid and he's talking about how every paper in class needs to be an MLA format and I had no idea what that was I'd never heard it before like ever and so he's like if you have any questions after class please come up to me and he had like this scarf and he's doing like this, like, you know, impression of Robin Williams and what's the...

Dead Poets Society, which is actually based on a school in Nashville. And he's, like, flipping his scarf around, and I go up to him, I go, hey, sir, my name's Zach Rubel. I just have a question. Can you explain to me, like, what MLA format is? And he goes, MLA format. You don't know what that is? And he, like, whips his scarf back. He goes, you just got out of high school, like six months ago.

How did you forget it so quickly? And I was like, actually, I just got out of the Marines. and six months ago I was in Afghanistan. If you ever talk to me like that again, we'll have some real fucking problems. Because I'm surrounded by like other students. So he's dressing me down in public. Oh yeah.

In front of people. Big no-no in the military. Big no-no anywhere. Like he was talking to me like a idiot. And so now this clip has like been used every. People send it to me now. It's just being pulled from like these AI slot farms and just people running it over and over

and like adding like, you know, weird animations and stuff. And so now people are like, this guy didn't happen. This, this, you know, it's like, yeah, then bro woke up, blah, blah, blah. And I was just, I've gotten into the few of them been like, this is literally my life. I don't know why you are talking to a robot. That was also a really funny qualifier, too. It's like, oh, yeah, this is a big no-no in the military. I'm like, actually, most people don't like being motherfucked in public, no matter who they are.

They won't stand up for themselves. Yeah, so like, the takeaway is that most people won't stand up for themselves. And a teacher, a person of authority was dressing down a student on his first day. Like, that was, like, if that's the way he talks to a student, I hope that he's very unsuccessful with every other aspects of his life. He also was a white guy saying he was writing books and he pushed his book on the class. He's like, I've been writing about, what did he say, African American Southern Culture. And he was like the subject matter expert.

And he, he, isn't it? No, he was, he was writing, he said, I've got a book about African American Southern culture. And like, I don't know what his white ass was talking about. about like, I mean to some degree. I think that's... It happened. Stop sending me the clip. I don't need it. Like, please stop. It's actually kind of annoying. So when you woke up, what happened then?

Everyone clapped. Whatever. You choke me. You're like, I'm so... I forgot. I fucking got... I brought the one thing and I wanted to do it before the podcast. And I'm like, fuck! The punch cube. Oh. The what?

The punt. To measure our punching power. Oh, shit. Yeah. I brought it. Oh, I didn't know we had that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's the way we can put them all down that.

We'll just top gear. Great, another metric to hate myself. Oh, man. Another thing Nick can beat us at. Cool. Yeah. Nick's, yeah, Nick's an onion of powers and abilities. It gets old sometimes. Mass will hit.

He also is a dirty jiu-jitsu fighter. I'll tell you that right now. Like, we went in there and, like, he's doing stretches and stuff. And so we're at a jihitsu gym, and I am going to get back into it. I just hadn't had a good gym or time. And so he's, he's like, stretching and then like I've been really busy in time

no gyms well the one I didn't want to go to the one I was at and then like well it doesn't matter I'm a coward but I ran into a lack of a willpower anyways I'm a weak bitch and so we're like in there it's me Jake Nolan and Tackett and Blas

and we're just like messing around and like we take some geese they have and like putting them on and like we're kind of being goofball and then I turn around and Nick then has a mouth guard in it and I was just like motherfucker like I thought we were going to class and he's just like right we're gonna roll up Nick he's like he's like he's like charging up and he's like it'll be okay and then just proceeded to Molly walk me for like two hours I feel like he would really enjoy that oh and he's no he would when they were filming he's smiling

the whole time and he put his head in my stomach took like it wasn't knee on belly it was Nick on my belly's are here the 40s are here I'm not drinking a 40 I can't. I will vomit. I just like Nick was a bulldog. He put his head on my stomach. Powering up. Yeah. I almost had an arm blur on it. I almost had an

armboard. Fighting with Ethan was really fun. Showing him a little bit about boxing and stuff like that when we had him over up for the podcast. Oh yeah. Ethan Bernard. Yeah, he did really good. Oh, you took him boxing? Yeah. He went over there. He learned really fast. He was like, man, this is a lot of...

It's a lot of cardio. Wow. Fighting cardio is fucking different. Yeah. Gloves get heavy. We gotta go sparring too. The 40s are here. The 40s are here. And the worst part about getting rolled by Nickville. Oh, God, you got old English.

He really did it. I can't. Are they all old English? Oh, yes. Joe has to drink a 40. I got the Power Cube, though. We can punch it and put our names on that thing. I haven't had one of those now.

You want one? I don't know if I've ever had this. I'll try a sip. I haven't had one in a minute. I'm not going to drink the whole fucking thing. That gluten will make me poop. Been really good about not drinking lately. Life has been bleak.

You've been doing great. I'm fucking proudy, dog. I'm fucking 21 days right now and life is just like bleak and meaningless. It sucks. Cody don't. Don't. Don't. This is not.

No, do it. Bring back Old Testament, Cody. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, bring back that deuteronomy. I'm going to be a good friend. No, Leviticus, Codon. he almost came back.

He had some words for some people. Camera cuts away for one second. Two are gone. They're already taped on Cody's fists. Half the 40's gone. Cody's at a life beater.

Hey, let me put you on something. I don't know if I've ever had this. Oh, all these. I've been your parents. They love you. That's why. Bro, this bad boy right here is $2.99. Sam told us to come back here and drink R40.

Well, that's the first sip. First sip, you get a see reaction. Lead down to camera then. Lead down, lead down, lead down. Lead down to the Irish. You got to show this. It's an Irish cheers. It explodes.

I don't know what that means, but all right. One, two, three. Just tastes like shitty beer. It's just shit beer. What's the alcohol content on that? It tastes like I'm 15 years old and about to get fucked up at the cornfield. I mean, I don't. I drink it.

5.9%. Now, smell the bag that it came in from the delivery driver and shake it a little more. Yep. Oh, gosh. How is it out of town? I'm catching strays today. All right. Give me the duct tape.

There's a mixture of that tank. That was in her car for 10 minutes. And that's what it smells like is wild. A hundred pounds 60 year old woman. Yeah, she was fucking ripping it in that car. Cody, did you smell that bag? Smell like the devil's lettuce. Smells like probable cause.

In 10 minutes. To have 10 minutes. I smell in 10 minutes. I smelled it from here. Yes. Zach, drink a 40. I took mine. Oh, what a bummer.

Speaking of 40s, we can talk about how I became white boy of the year. There's three more on that table right there. You got the coveted white boy of the year? Well. Yeah, we sell merch that says it now. Oh, I'm sorry. You're shitting me. I have an upstate.

This is white boy in the year. Carrick is one of my favorite humans on the planet. Bunker got so much better when he retired. The kids have the keys to the kingdom. Sh-h gotten off the rails. It was the craziest Christmas Eve ever. So, you know, 50 cent, a rapper. I call him Curtis now.

We're friends. And, um... I want to see this shirt. Hang on. It's actually really great. So he was... Nice. I put up a post about...

like something like I can't remember what it was oh 50 teaches me that I'm not my petty isn't as in his eyes of shit the whole ass photo right what the fuck yeah it's on it's underwhelming merchia

because Fiddy reposted it right so the first person to repost it was I just put it up and the post was like doing pretty well and I was like okay cool it's like whatever and then Christmas Eve happened and like we were doing stuff around the house and then somebody texted me and they're like hey did you know that like Don Jr. posted you

you on his Instagram and I was like oh God what could this be? And then I like open it up and it's like me on the thing. And I was like, well, that's kind of cool. And then I opened up a little while later and I look and 50 cent took a screenshot of the screenshot that Don Jr. put it on his thing. And like my street cred went through the absolute fucking roof.

So did you declare yourself white boy the year? It's known because I then wound up on the shade room and hood ratchet TV. it's just a photo of me holding a sign in front of my house. Did an impasse come in the mail? Let me see your credit, karma. I mean, me and Curtis, we're talking about a few projects now moving forward, so yeah. It was the craziest thing. People were comedy like,

f*** up all the financing. I'm buying my daughter her first car. The documentary, by the way, is horrible. Like, it's rough. The Diddy one? It's, I couldn't even make it through it. Like the first episode, I was just like, yeah, I got a slide, babe. I can't watch the rest of it.

I don't watch it yet. He is a monumental hater. Oh, dude, I mean, we've talked about what he would do at Jay-Z? Or who would he buy out now? J-Rule. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was like warm-up shit.

He's like, he's not, like, he's doing things like doing interviews on ABC or whatever just because they play it in the prison. The ABC interviewer, he's interviewing with ABC about the documentary coming out. And she's like, why did you do this? And he's like, did he sent me flowers one time? And I took offense to it. And she's like, he sent you a bouquet of flowers, which you interpreted as him calling you a bitch. And you spent the next 10 years gathering information to create an expose documentary, framing him as a horrific or whatever. Sissabuser.

Sexual predators. And he just like smiles and nods. Yes. Yes, I did. He's just you, but black. To be fair. I've heard Nick's music say. He's pretty close.

Wait until the next district attorney election in Erie County, New York. No, he was... Well, there's actually also an election happening in taxes in case you want to jump in. No, he even did a DoorDash commercial. I say it with a 40 in front of me. No, no, make sure they can see it.

Put that for the camera. I ain't paying for it, turn it around. Oh, never mind. I don't think that. Oh, he's never put a dollar into marketing. No, 50 cent did a fucking DoorDash. thing. Talking about beef.

You sent me that. I sent it to Brandon and Cody. He's like, I don't know why people have beef. And he's doing promo for DoorDash just talking about this thing. He's still like every button he can press, he's doing it.

It's a master class in marketing, to be honest. Well, the best part is at the very end of the ad. You can hear the staff, like the crew is cracking up. Yeah. Because he's just tossing out one liner hits at fucking Diddy.

Yeah. And like you just hear them break character and then he breaks character and then the ad ends. By all means, 50, if you want to come on, that's how we would love to have you. Curtis, we'd love to have this. Yeah, talk to your friend. Using his Christian name just sounds wrong.

I feel like I can. We have not interacted at all. I can't trust that enough. We have no interaction. I feel like if you were to see me, he'd be like, that's white boy in the year. The top comment on that ABC in his interview was, I love this man, but I understand why he was shot in a guy. Well, and he also, he bought, there's this guy who has a podcast that he hates,

and the podcast has some weird deal with, like, the ownership of the building. And 50 was like, I hate that. And then he bought the fucking buildings. So now he owns the podcast of the guy that hates him. He's like, yeah, I wanted a building. Like, he's just, he's literally just playing with money at this point. I mean, that's what happens when you sell vitamin water for a big boy billion. So.

He ain't struggle. It's like the, it's the Bruce Wayne. from what is it the is it the dark night or Batman begins where he just like oh your your escorts can't play around in the fountain he's like well I just bought this hotel so yes they can yeah that's the dark night

or the second one whatever the second one is yeah also the best Batman I'll stand on that sorry I'm standing on business I'm saying on that I know some people like Michael Keaton whatever he's great Christian Bale he's like the G watt Batman in my opinion mainly because that was what was happening in my life but

he also was just like I loved it. It's not even a controversial take. A controversial. I can't remember any of the lives. Put subtitles in there. He can't remember they say Batman. Where is she?

My father was a drunker. Why Connor hasn't dressed up like the Joker for Halloween is beyond me. I think he could totally like pull that off. The Heath Ledger one. I think all the fat fedora kids at Shop at Hot Topic ruined that. It was cool for like 45 minutes when the movie. first came out and then Hot Topic got a hold of it and just ruined it. Is Hot Topic still around?

Yeah. Mm-hmm. I'm surprised malls are still around. Brandon, what kind of shirt is that? I'm glad you asked, Eli. This is a poncho. Brandon and I actually wear poncho so much. We constantly end up wearing the same nice poncho shirt.

Good thing nobody's ever pointed that out before. Now, if you guys have ever seen one of our live shows or this podcast in general, you'll see Brandon and I wearing these incredibly comfortable great-looking shirts all the time. Finn, pull it up with pictures. They're literally always wearing the same shirt. I got turned on a poncho like a year ago. I've been wearing them ever since. Personally prefer, I think this is the Westerns

it's got the pearl snaps because it's hot in Texas and I like something breathable. Who's the thing I find really cool? Brandon, do the glasses trick. So ponchos have this neat little thing in the pocket where you just take your glasses. Nope, that's the other one. Be more specific.

Let's give the shit about that. All right. Watch everyone. So if you got fat fingers and you smudge your glasses all the time, The bottom of the shirt actually acts. It has like a microfiber so you can clean your glasses. I make him clean my phones.

He does. I like the hidden little pocket on the breast. Wait, what? Right over here. Got a little zipper pocket. I didn't even know about that one. Is that where you hold Cody's heart? And his drugs.

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outdoors.com slash unsub and get $10 off your first order. That's P-O-N-C-H-O-O-O-D-C-C-O-U-S-U-U-Sup. I really want to like, You ever remember like those, those emo chicks from high school that were like obsessed with Hot Topic and my chemical romance and everything like that? I really want to check in to see how they're doing. I want to know where those lives ended up. I saw multiple full-fledged emo like teenagers at Target the other day wearing like baggy ass fucking cargo jeans with the makeup and like the fish net.

Oh, that's coming back. No, it means we're going to hit a major economic recession. Every time the emo's come out, the economy crashes. I love the way your brain works. they're like locusts that just signal that the economy is going to fucking die it's like they know if you see bangs stocks will crash it's all correlated like dads dads the family struggling financially

the parents have to pick up extra hours the kids aren't being watched they start getting into weird shit it's an early alarm system that the economy is gonna crash a social canary yes the old man with like his knee starts to hurt before it rains You're like, oh, the emoes are out by gold and silver. All you just hear is... A hundred percent. When I was...

Oh, shit. A young boy. Everyone run! Everyone run! The black parade's coming! The black parade! As soon as Gen Z finds out about three days grace and they start trending on Spotify and YouTube, we've got like three months until the biggest economic downturn.

We all just lock... Sale, sail, sale, sail. Dan, I'm thinking about it. everything that was happening when I was listening to the Black Parade at time. Telling you. Also, just a banger of an album. I don't care. I don't care what anybody says, I

love that album. They came to San Antonio like a couple months ago. And then I realized and like, oh, I thought about going. Like, man, that would actually be kind of fun. You know, like a little nostalgic. Then I realized like, oh, fuck, I like four of their songs and I would be incredibly bored. They've got a, wait. What was the one?

There was like Helena. Teenagers. Teenagers. Black parade. Teenagers scared. Yeah. Never coming home. That's actually great. Yeah. That music video does.

I miss music videos, honestly. You should look forward to that shit. The best war song ever is Rooster by Allison Chains. The Ghost of You is what it's called. The ghost of, yeah. The best war song ever is Rooster by Allison Chains. Really? You don't know that?

Here comes a rooster. You know the song? I know this. That. Yeah. He wrote that about his dad who was a machine gunner in Vee's. Vietnam. His nickname was Rooster. That's a fucking cool nickname.

Yeah. Does that have a music video about that? It's not a great music video, but like the song itself, if you listen to it, is awesome. Like, if he was the backup to a top gun. And once you listen to it, when he's like, they spit on me in my homeland, like, about his dad coming home. This guy. Like, yeah, it's a good ass song. Watch out, Roosters on the gun.

You know, he's known to go cycling from now and now. and then. That's a good nickname. That's a good nickname. Just a rooster get him. Just mowing them down. Science. Yeah. Retired Ethan's entered the chat. I know. Retired Ethan. I'm watching the progress of that 40. I'll tell you about it. Oh, you all are drinking this. Dude, I don't think about it, there were a bunch of like weird... Show was on her second one. I know. Showing. That's been a hurting on that thing.

This isn't what I thought it was. I'm not going to lie to. I thought it was mad dog. Yeah, that's because you got a collared shirt on, sell out. Old Finn wants to play. I thought, I thought 2020 equal 40, so it was Mad Dog. For those of you that didn't hear that,

Finn just said, I thought Mad Dog 2020 meant 40 because 20 plus 20. You're my favorite kind of retardant. You want that melon ballsy? Melan ballsy. I can still smell like, what is it? Mad Dog 2020 and Wild Irish Rose. What's your no-boos that you got too drunk on one time and can't do?

Oh, I know. Mine's Yeager for sure. Deer blood. I was about to say, yeah, probably Yeager, man. Yeah. So the bottle that Yeager has, you want to know how they came up with that bottle design? Just like the dark green bottle? Yeah.

They just, the dude that like started making Yeager originally went to every bottle manufacturer local to him and got a sample bottle from everybody and practiced throwing it at the f***ing ground. And that was the only bottle that didn't break. So he's like, that's what we're putting my shit in. We're getting everybody fucked up. Jesus. I don't doubt that that's correct. It is. Yeah, Yeager.

Their best lives. It's just cough medicine. Yeah. Dear blood. If you're a young man watching this podcast and, you know, one of these days, you're going to have a taste of alcohol. Please, for the love of God, I know Yeager's a household name.

Don't try it. Don't. I feel like that's the Obi-1. Don't try. Myodonican, please don't. What type of alcohol is it? I actually don't know. Lecour?

Is it a liqueur? And then you... Oh, put it with Red Bull and it tastes good. Yeager bombs. Yeager bombs don't taste fucking good. It's a liqueur, yeah. Yeah, it's a liqueur. Is it a 35% or what?

There was a bar... Yeah, 35%, 35%. There was a bar next to the barracks in my old unit. It's called Heroes Spilled with a Z. And the amount of Yeager bombs and... Forgive me, show. Irish car bombs that ruin Marines' careers there. It's just untold.

cold. And their slogan was the bar you can low crawl home from because you could literally walk to it from the barracks. It was just an absolute nightmare. It was on base. It was on base. Like it was like in the quad so you could see it. And then like payday weekend if we didn't have anywhere to go or like sometimes we'd have to stay back when we were on the mute. We had to stand too so you couldn't go far. So like I, even I lived out in town but I'd stay at the barracks because like you'd call back for formations and shit. So we would just get blasted at the barracks doing, I'm so sorry show. just a ton of like Irish car bombs and Yeager bombs and then just like we're standing in formation just like you're vibrating at like Saturday at like one o'clock you're like yeah we're here.

I think show was on the proper side of the Irish car bombs but well it's just it's you know I understand as an adult that it would be like if they named a drink why don't you try out her 9-11s you know so it's drink it is that actually like so I've been told this that in Ireland that's like a very offensive. like you don't. I don't know. I've heard conflicting things from multiple people. So you have better carbons? Because we live? Is that why? There's no explosive in it. Sorry. You drink it in Dakar. You leave the bar and be that.

A joke of the podcast. Come with me to be a... I'm sorry. Sorry. I don't know. Shoe's going to get mad at me, but I always picture Ireland as just like ghetto Hogwarts. Conrader Grecker's just like drunk lepracom.

Boy, which way to die Ginole? Tell me you wouldn't watch a Harry Potter universe reboot of like, whatever the Irish version of Hogwarts is in Ireland. They're just riding potatoes motorcycles The giant potatoes they hop on it flies away He's got to catch the golden spud Yeah, it's a fucking potato

You guys are never torn in Ireland I'm certainly not getting into the Uber and starting it Your mom's gonna love this episode Expellios Spettiamos I actually So last campaign I did get shit for my IRA video Which was very funny. It was a random thing to attack

Well, because it was just a video of me They're like Republican congressional candidate And it's a video of me in a fucking ball of clava With an AR 180 Smoking a cigarette Do you really think the queen died of natural causes? That was the clip that they used Irish Hogwarts

I guess it's tough thinking about it now That's definitely gonna be better than the new Harry Potter they're making, but I don't know. Yeah, they're they've changed all the characters. They're redoing it. They're making it into a television series. People really, I know there was like a fan petition

for Adam Driver to be Snape. He would have killed. Dude, I just found this out. They were going to do, him and Steven Soderberg wrote a book called a book of movie and they pitched it and it was done and everything else. Disney said no.

It was like the hunt for a Ben Solberg. So they were going to follow up with him because you don't see him actually die at the end of the new movies and they were going to do a trilogy and he was like on board for it and everything and they're like, nah. Instead we're going to have a bunch of witches

grow a girl and call it the acolyte or whatever and they like shelved it, they bought it, shelved it just so that would make it. If I'm not mistaken, Adam Driver's one of yours, right? Yeah, he was a Marine. Yeah. I heard nothing but good things about him. He actually, he like legitimately got hurt.

I don't know how, but I know he cracked his sternum. And so that's how he got medically retired after that. Bad thing to crack? Yeah. I mean, they're not shipping you out after that. That's, you know, I mean, obviously can heal up and stuff, but like, you know, and he apparently does a lot.

I know he does a lot of stuff like the veterans in like the arts and nonprofits and stuff. And he supports it very quietly, not publicly. Doesn't have any social media presence. Just like the craft and telling stories, which I appreciate a lot. Yeah, it's fucking rad. Especially when they don't try to make it about themselves. Yeah, it's just, he's just trying to help people His TED Talks really good

And he talks about it I like it a lot I think that's how I found out about it Was the TED Talk That's how I found out about it And I did some research And it was all very true Though the best

Marine story in modern fiction right now Has to be Barry Oh yeah That's one of the greatest shows Of all time Except for the last season The last season everyone got tired I could tell

It was weird yeah It was like That was bizarre They were Every single season was just perfect. And then they time skipped. It was just like whatever.

And your opinion on this is worth more than mine, but to me that was probably one of the better, like gritty, like, funny ha-ha. Like it's a comedy show with a serious portrayal of like PTSD and things like that. Yeah. I mean, my favorite scene is when his girlfriend, Sally, is like complaining about her day. And then he's like, well, can I get you like a tea or something? She's like, no, I'm fine. He's like, I can help.

And she's like, what can you do? And he's like, oh. and he's like petty her like rubbing her nothing really i was just i'll go to her house rearrange some stuff you know swap her dog out with the slightly smaller dog move things around yeah slightly smaller or slightly larger furniture so she thinks she's shrinking yeah you know just kind of plant a seed and water it and you know slowly her mind will melt and then you know it's it's really non-violent and like he's describing it take pictures of her while she's asleep yeah it's perfect it's perfect she's like how did you learn this oh

Just the military and some subredits. Perfect. You ever seen Barry? When does this episode come out? Barry on HBO. You should watch it. Sav add it to the list. When does this come out?

Whenever we want. Sooner, this is actually getting moved sooner. If it's the 21st, it's for sure good. Yeah, we can do that. No, my new video I'm working on is like the coolest fucking story from World War II I've ever found. So it's this dude whose name is Pappy Gepley. Dun. Happy Gun.

I love the old name. And he's a pilot got in right after World War I, spent 20 years as a fucking carrier pilot, like helped pioneer being a fucking carrier pilot, does 20 years, retires, moves to Manila in the Philippines with his family. He's like 42. And he owns two planes and he's running like a civilian airline service like going from island to island, just transporting people around. And the fucking Japanese and they're,

the Philippines. And he's got like, he's got three kids between the ages like eight and 14. And the government lies to him. So he shuttles, uh,

army VIPs out to Australia to help him get away. And they lied to him about when the Japanese were invading. So the Japanese invade and take over Manila while his fucking family is there. And his family gets captured and thrown in an internment camp. And he fucking, he ends up getting commissioned as a captain, but he doesn't give a fuck about anything. And he ends up.

stealing 25 B-25 bombers from the Danish military because they put him in charge of dudes. He rolls up with his boys to a Danish base in Australia. We're taking all of them. Straight up, Jacks, 25 medium bombers, takes them back and then retrofits them

and puts 850 caliber machine guns in the nose. And they end up taking the fucking design and it becomes a legitimate design that used through World War II, the B-25 strafer. And all the engineers back in America were like, this doesn't work, it throws off the center of gravity.

He's like, learn how to fly a plane. They flew him back to the United States to show the engineers how to fucking do it. And then he ends up in all of his bomber unit that's using these B25 strafers at the Battle of the Bismarck C go in. So it looks like the OG A10. It is. It literally is the OG 80. Yeah. It's 850 cows in the fucking nuts.

So him and his boys were just like, I got an idea. Well, they also ate a wild number to land. I would be like, let's do four. Yeah. Just like, nah, we're gonna, a giant wall of that.

They expanded it to 12. 12. 50 cows. America. In the fucking nose. America's the best. Dropping so much weight mid flight, the pilot had to adjust.

Again, 8.10. Like, yeah. Like, so, uh, his bombing unit goes in at the battle of the Bismarck C,

which is where like the Japanese are coming in with this huge reinforcement that they need to be able to hold the Philippines. and they end up sinking like, I think it's like three destroyers and a bunch of troop transports. And like all the Japanese troops are on the deck of this transport. They've marked like 12,000 Japanese soldiers

on the decks. Eight to 12, 50 cows just on one vehicle going in. And there's like 20, 25 of them going in. Dude, that's just popping people. That's terrifying. And like there's all kinds of,

like the video is going to be like an hour and a half long, but there's all kinds of crazy stuff. Like the dude was literally working like a hundred and 80 They said he slept four hours a night and was working the rest of the time. Trying to do shit. He had like multiple failed attempts to sneak into the Philippines to try to save his kids. How did that?

He ends up getting his family back, but they were in the internment camp until they actually like retook Manila. Which was what year? When they retook Manila, it was like right at the end of World War II. 43. Yeah, 45. So they were in an internment camp for like three years. Yeah. For the most part.

And there was all kinds of crazy shit that happened to his family. I think it was either his wife or his daughter had appendicitis and they didn't have general anesthesia. So she got her appendix removed awake. And then his sons were like helping funnel information in and out of the camps. They're like 12 to 14. And they're like helping funnel information out to guerrilla fighters. Like his family is putting in work till. And then imagine like half.

Imagine getting information that you're using to like coordinate your bombing runs or whatever that you have no idea as being funneled from your son. Yeah. Also, you were just that angry, the dad being that angry, being lied to from the military. You're like, okay, well, I'm going to steal shit now and do this. Well, he, I think he crashed his plane four fucking times and survived in the jungle and, like, made it back out. So, like, he was like this living legend and, like, he kind of played into it, like, whatever. But he's in his 40s doing all this shit, working all these crazy hours. He always carried a chest rig with 2.45s on him. and he broke,

he broke his pinky. He broke his pinky working and it just like kept breaking and his like finger was like all fucked up from like, there's no pictures, but it was like severely mangled, I guess. And at one point he just got sick of it and went to his medic and was like, cut this fucker off.

And he's like, I can't do that. Let's go talk to the doctor. So they go to the f***ing station where the surgeon is and he's like, cut it off. And the guy's like, no, we can splint it.

And we do, I don't have time for surgery and shit. Dude, cut this motherfucker off. And he's like, I can't ethically do that. He pulls out a gun and sticks it to his pinky and goes, you're going to cut it off or you're going to clean it off your fucking wall. What do you want to do?

And the doctor, I guess, looks at the medic and he's like, he's dead ass serious. So they end up cutting his pinky off so he could just keep working. Damn. They were built different. Bro, he wasn't fucking around.

This dude's awesome. So what happens when you don't have GMOs. So when he, you just built different. When he, when he, Lucky Charms, robbed us of our greatest generation.

He could have been awesome. He stole the B-25s, and then they get all the way back to their other base, and they land, they're like, fuck, they don't have bomb sites. The bomb sites were, like, locked up in the, like, you know, like supply guys room with the guns and shit. So Pappy flies back by himself and has, allegedly, this isn't, like, proven, but the word is Pappy basically pulls a gun on the supply sergeant and makes him unlock the, and takes all 25 bomb sites and then leaves him.

again. That's awesome. It's not giving a fuck. Oh, and then they, and then they like perfected skip bombing in the Battle of the Bismarck C2. But skip bombing. Skip bombing is like,

instead of, instead of dropping a bomb from 20,000 feet and hoping you hit, they just come in super low and drop the bombs super low, so they skip across the water like rocks and slam into the side of the fucking hole of the ships. Also, who tested that theory first?

I think the British, originally came up with it. But the general in charge, General Kenny, who was like the main guy in charge of Dick Bong, America's top fighter ace. He wrote, I think he wrote three books after World War II. He wrote one about his own experience, one about Dick Bong, and one about Pappy Gunn. And he was like a big advocate for skip bombing. And Pappy Gunn had this like, because he was doing all this stuff and he was like out engineering the engineers in the field. So he like literally went to him and was like, hey, this is the idea I've had forever. Can you figure it out and Pappy Gunn, like, helped perfect as perfect.

It's not perfect now, but as good as it got, Papy Gun's the one that figured out how to skip bomb effectively, and they used it at the Battle of the Bismarck C. I just love that you could immediately, like especially the way that it seems like the American military was run during World War II, is you could do whatever the fuck you wanted as long as you were good at it. Pretty much. Nobody would bitch you out.

If you were going rogue and being a dickhead, yeah, you get pee-be smacked. But if you went rogue and you were incredibly effective, if everybody just kind of went. All right. General Kenny, the dude that was over Dick Bong and Pappy Gunn, he was like known for that. Like,

if somebody's good, I'm going to make sure the bureaucracy stays out of their fucking way, and that's what happened with Pappy Gun. So we should be. I mean, that ship has sailed. That ship has sailed.

Maybe it'll come back, though. That would be really gangster. That is a very angry person. Just let them do them. But I mean, it's like the most, it's such a cool story because it's like that's like the Hollywood story you know what I mean it's like taken

like somebody has family dad turns into the world's biggest badass all of a sudden and the dude was in his 40s when he did it is the crazy part that especially during a giant war and you're like oh this happened I'm not angry at like bill down the street I'm angry at an entire fucking country and now I am stealing planes for my different country Danish weren't using them I don't even know where a Danish is

I think it's just a fancy donut Speaking of speaking of which I really did enjoy your Greenland video So many people were butt hurt about that Why? I don't know apparently just providing context Is picking aside I thought that that was a very very helpful Because like I knew some of it

But there's a lot of details in that video I had no clue about We've been after Greenland since 1800s Like pretty much forever How it was related to the acquisition of Alaska. Like I have no idea. Yeah. No, people got all super Are we going to get it? Greenland? Yeah. Probably not. Come on. No, I mean, that was the whole point of the video. It was like, hey, we've been trying to do this. This is what's happened the last

four times we've tried. It's probably what's going to happen again is like the overall sentiment of like. It's not new. Yeah. It's the same shit repackaged. You just don't like it now because one, there's social media and you're aware of it. And two, Donald Trump is, inflammatory in the way he worth shit. Yeah. We had What did you just clip that went

really big? It was Cody talking about BLM? Yeah. Yeah, that one. And that popped up on my 40 pictures. What the fuck?

And then I was like, oh, comments. Oh, views. Oh, okay. Oh, you weren't here for this one. Get this man a 40. What did you say? I don't know.

Long the... We said BLM destroyed food to see for the next Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah. I don't know if you could tell I was drinking in that video too. I forgot I said that. Did you see there,

did you see there starting, they're starting a big push to get rid of body cams now? Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've been talking about that. There was this super liberal author that like wrote a whole book about it. And he was doing an interview and it was basically like,

we should get rid of police body cams because the cops can decide when to turn them on and off. So now we're only catching when the cops are right. and they're using it for propaganda, so we have to get rid of body cams. Which to my understanding is completely incorrect. That's very incorrect. Aren't they on as soon as you like grab your pistol

or like get out of your car? You have to have like the most departmental policies is you have to turn them on on any call as soon as you get out of your car. And they know when you're going to calls. They pay attention. Aren't most of them automatic? And the dash cams and shit like that?

Like as soon as you turn the lights on, doesn't it immediately? Yeah. Dash cans are automatic and you can't erase them or turn them off. But the movies. With the movies, I know. It's a plot point of the movie weapons, I believe. Why, dude. Which I get in that one.

We're watching that on my stream the other day. Got anything in your pocket that's going to poke me? Polk. Yes, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. It's like apologizing after he's angry. Good movie, good fucking movie. So his premise is if,

is what? If we turn off the, we get rid of the cameras? Basically, he's mad. that the body cam thing backfired and it's not proving that every single cop on the planet's a racist piece of shit that's doing horrific things. And it's actually proving that a lot of times it was a justified whatever. So they're mad about it. So they're trying to now get rid of them.

Yeah. There was an article from New York Magazine the other day. I was tweeting about it a little bit. They were saying that it was a whole article about, those tweets. I bet they're horrific. It was like YouTube channels or just they're making money off of bullying young women with body. camera footage and I'm like I am it's

awesome. You are the top reply. It's just like, hey everyone. That's a giant tweet and it's just Cody saying hi everyone. He seriously hit him with the straight up. Hi everyone. The best part is always everybody goes, hi Cody, hi Cody, hi Cody, hi Cody. Oh, donuts here. Hi Cody, hi Cody.

Holy shit, Edmonds here. Yeah. Well, this dude's trying to argue that's the bad thing that girls, that we make fun of girls when they get DUIs. I'm going to Dude, if you're willing to fucking go drive your car drunk and possibly kill someone, yeah, I'm going to make fun of you. I'm going to hurt your feelings. If you're willing to put other people's lives in danger, go fuck yourself. We're not going to docks you, though.

Tell that guy about mug shawdies. Have you seen that page? That's the funniest page. The comments are just hilarious. So it's girls, you know, to be like felony assault with a weapon. And the comments are usually like, I can fix her. It's just thirsty dudes saying the craziest of. I love seeing it.

Every comment. Every single comment. Well, I saw one where it's like, it was this one chick, it was, she was arrested for tax evasion and machine gun, illegal machine gun possession. Top comment was, I don't need to fix her. It's just hilarious. What are we doing with your event tonight, Mr. Braynan?

We got veterans all hanging out. That's great. Actually, it turned into something really, really cool because we just thought like, okay, you know, that's one of the things. It's kind of almost like a show of force in a way because Tony's tried to attack. So take a photo real quick and post it on our social

of where to be. Please. Oh yeah. Yeah, we're working on the graphic and stuff like that. Well, we can do one just for unsub. Yeah, totally. Right now. Yeah, just a quick one on a story

because we can do a story for Brandon's push and then he can give you the address of where to go. I like veteran. Do you want the 40s on the table? Probably. Not his. Yeah, not my car. You're a veteran brand.

No. Brandon has all of the cons, none of the pros. You remove the coffee from the table. Well, fuck Starbucks. They don't need promo. I think, yeah, it's five. Well, essentially, it's like a show of force. Like, it's the stupid shit that we're beating up people?

Well, no. We get out with full armor and tear gas. Like, fuck you better. Brandon's a rare scientist. Who's shooting with bean bags? Passing out one nine millimeter at a time. I want Herrera to know it was me. But no, you get attacks so much in the, oh, well, veterans, this, this, this.

He doesn't like veterans. It's so stupid and it's so disingenuous because, like, that's obviously, like, the opposite of what this entire thing's been about, right? But we're just doing a thing where we're just getting a bunch of veteran groups out and a bunch of veterans from, you know, around San Antonio and around the district. And doing actually something that it actually worked out really cool because we got a lot of people involved, different veterans. veteran charities that we work with, veteran groups, organizations, and even just veteran-run businesses. And I think we've got like 40 vendors that are going to be there that are all like veteran-owned or veteran-focused.

I'm very proud of what it turned into. So, yeah, being actually able to go and do something for the community for once also. It could be fun. You can interact with a whole bunch of people. It'd be a good time. And it's something he falls back on like, oh, but look at me in my little cute Navy outfit. It's like, well, the only thing you've ever done is lie to veterans across the district.

It's like you said you were going to help them. You absolutely didn't. Most of the people I talk to, they can't even get a email back from your office when they need help their VA rating or something like that. Which is his job when you email their congressional whatever. There's a person, each person has one of those people in their office. And I think it's actually worse. I think it's genuinely worse when you try to, you know, use your veteran credentials to show like, why I'm so good for veterans. and then you fucking ignore them,

I think that's worse. If everyone hasn't learned one thing by now, you should learn it and listen to me that being a veteran doesn't guarantee that you're a good person or that you know what you're talking about or that you should be believed in everything that you say publicly or privately.

Or even that you'll help veterans. Or even that you'll help veterans. Like, if you hear a story and you're like, that's the craziest story I've ever heard in my entire life, it's probably made up. Like, it's probably made up. So just go with that.

Like if every story you hear like, wow, you know, you fought a dragon, you had a jetpack and blah, blah, blah. It's most likely made up. Be discerning. Just, I don't want to say anything else. I'm not trying to catch a case or make life hard for anyone here, but like, you know, just being a veteran doesn't mean anything other than your parents didn't love you, okay? Jesus.

It's fine. It's fine. No, no, I'm just speaking from my experience. You're a poor. Yeah. You know, college wasn't on. the table for you, okay? Like, that's just a fact. No, being a veteran means that you served your country. It does not mean that you're entitled to anything. It does not mean that you're better or

lesser than anyone else. It just means that that's the path you chose. Good for you. That's awesome. I'm proud of you. Don't lie about your service. Don't embellish it or use it as a way to gain some sense of notoriety or attention. What you should do is invest in your community and help move beyond the battlefield and take care of your brothers and sisters. That's real shit. For sure. And the one thing I will say, though, is that you are entitled to certain things. It's like, we signed on the dotted line. This country basically said, hey, we are going to take care of you. Like, if you have medical issues, especially those related to your service, you are owed that from us.

Yeah, VA health care. Yeah, for sure. For sure. Yeah, for sure. For sure. And like, VA health care, for sure. I'm, what I'm really referring to is, like, I remember when I got out, everyone's like, you know, you be able to get a job anywhere, blah, blah, blah, blah. That's just not the case, right?

So, like, you have to do other things. There are certain things that you should happen, you know, VA compensation for sure. I mean, I made the video and Nick was in it, too, about. the Washington Post who just said all veterans are scamming, you know, VA disability and, you know, their evidence was, you know, boomers posting images on Facebook, literally. That's all it was. And a direct quote from four journalists who were, they did like a year, what's the word I'm looking for, investigation, a year-long investigation. So they said, since 2001, claims for PTSD and tinnitus have gone up exponentially. And they're like, we don't know why. We, we can't

can't figure out why this has happened since 2001. I can tell you the day it happened. I can tell you what it caused it. Like, I know what it is. And, like, they're just trying to, like, a road support of veterans and stuff, and it sucks to see it, but, like. It's funny, because they'll, they'll point at that, like, they'll go after, and, you know, there is some fraud in the VA system.

There's fraud. There's fraud everywhere. But they won't talk. Keep that same energy with Social Security, though. That's what I'm saying. Keep that same energy with Social Security with the fraud you're seeing in Minnesota, all these people that are just sending. money back to like millions and millions of American tax dollars back to the countries they

no longer live in. Like that's, why aren't we investigating that? But instead you want to go after people who objectively did sign on the dotted line. And like said, is there fraud there? Sure, absolutely, but not nearly as much. But why is the Washington Post interviewing me? I was interviewed by them. They didn't like my interview. They're like, nah, it doesn't really fit our narrative. And they interviewed a bunch of other people. And they're just trying, the whole four article thing, it's just trying to paint veterans is like, man, they get paid so much. Like even down to the imagery, they use the first article, there's like hands grabbing money, right? So that's the first thing you see when you open up.

Like, look at them. They're animals. Just grabbing all of our tax dollars. And I'm like, well, it's, you know, if that's the case, it's nice to see Americans get into tax dollar for once. You know, if I have to be objective about it. It's nice to see the dollar staying home for once, you know. Yeah, we can send hundreds of billions across the world, but, oh, God forbid, when it goes to an American. God forbid a veteran have a little bit of motion.

You know, like, God forbid. It's just, it's really insane to see. All I have to say is like, I love you, I'm very proud of you, I like that you're doing this. You don't have to run for Congress. God knows it hasn't made your life easier. No. But I do appreciate that you want to serve in this way because, like, change has to happen. And that's just a fact.

Aside from my, like, personal feelings about you as an individual, I like what you're doing and what you stand for. Best case scenario, we can do some good. We can get a bad vote out, do some good for not only the district, not only for Texas, the veteran community, everything that we care about. And worst case scenario, I go back to having the best job in the world. Show up. It's a win-win. And either way, we're costing the establishment uniparty tens of millions of dollars, which is really fun. Also, it hurts the soul. I made it God. Yeah. It's good. No, it's, I mean, I didn't, I don't even know what a cryptologist is.

So, like, yeah, I'm there. Apparently, they're in the Epstein files. That was very funny. That is true. Yeah, all dimmed up in the Epstein files. Named in the Epstein files. Imagine that. Was he? Yes.

Yes. I posted about it yesterday. He's not like actually like he's not in the files as in like he did anything wrong. But there is, he's literally listed in the Epstein files as part of like some like FBI email or something like that. Where he's listed as a Texas Democrat. Rupro Raggy. Dead serious. Yeah.

Still listed in it. And also. It's very funny. You are? Huh? Oh, he is. God, yeah. I was like,

I hate going outside, brother. Eli's like, I was there for the jet skis. Bestine house sounds like a nightmare. It's so loud. The funny thing is, if Eli was in the Epstein files, it would just be them. And all the other bad stuff, but really loud. If Eli was, it would just be him sharing the deep fried meme of Eli.

You're Mexican. Holy shit, you're Mexican. Have you seen the clip? of Tim Robinson, where he's on the dating show, and the girl's like, I think you're just here for the zipline. He's like, what are you talking about? That would have been Eli. He would have just been there for the zipline. We've noticed

your lack of attendance at the child sacrifice mantles. You're just always at the zipline. He's bitching. Eli goes past Moloch. He's ziplining past the giant owl statue

with the fucking bohemian grove. Woo! Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Comcast. Support Brandon. Thanks, buddy.

I don't know. I just, I really appreciate that you're doing it. And San Antonio has a very big veteran community. I hope so. Top in the country, I believe. Yep. Pretty close, right?

Well, I mean, the district in general, I mean, we've got, you know, we've got Fort Sam Houston, You know, kind of like on the periphery there, a lot of people that are, you know, stationed there here in the district. You've got Camp Bullis. You've got Fort Bliss over on the El Paso side. You've got a ton of stuff, Del Rio. Like it's very, very big veteran.

How are we called military city? San Antonio's, yeah, military city, USA. Yeah. But on top of that, we also have a very unique problem in the district, not to get like political here, but it's veteran focused. There's a lot of veterans that are in West Texas that are not getting the care that they deserve. Either people that need a change to their VA rating or they need something like for example they're told Hey you have to go into Audi Murphy Hospital yeah the VA hospital there in San Antonio and you live two three fucking hours away Imagine you're an elderly disabled Vietnam vet and you're told that oh in order to get the service that you are promised by this country

You have to drive three hours into San Antonio with a a schedule and you cannot reschedule and those appointments are extremely bad at times I I, because I have three to six months. Dude, because I have both because I've got to see other individuals that don't have the experience. And they're like, I have 100% PTSD.

I'm like, what you got, how many, what? It was like, yeah, there's a mortar that dropped on base. I'm like,

like one. But yeah, even that was surprising to them. Like, hey, we got, oh, well,

you're at 70 now. Well, so there's like multiple problems with like VA care. You know, I'm, I live in Nashville. I'm very blessed. There's multiple facilities near me,

particularly the Nashville ones attached to Vanderbilt University. So all my doctors are Vanderbilt Docs. Because that's like a super big medical hub, right? Yeah. I mean, the top physicians in the world come out of there. So it's, you know,

the worst VA doctor in Nashville is still probably one of the best in the country. But with like rural veterans, there are organizations that will actually, they'll just go pick them up. And then they'll be like, all right, Jeff, Bob, and Tim, they have appointments on this. day because that's they're all old the older generation are having the toughest problem getting access to care. And I found out through the secretary Doug Collins that the VA has

interacted with about 9 million veterans in some former fashion, but there's 14 to 15 million veterans in America right now. And there's still that huge gap. And the biggest gap seems to be the rural community veterans. They just don't have the ability to get there. And that's one of those things where not only do I think this is a good idea across the board, which is giving, you veterans more access to their personal, you know, their private health care provider and, you know, private specialists and whatever that aren't necessarily having to go through the VA. Yeah. But it is, I think it's a good idea in general, but in areas, rural communities like that that are

hours away from a major hospital, or a major VA hospital. Yeah. That's a necessity. It's a necessity. And they've done stuff. And when I, when I interviewed him, he said it, they, he's been leading the charge on the expansion of the community care program. So that's the way they've been supplementing

A lot of these rural veterans Is they're like, hey, you put in a referral And if it takes like more than three months I don't know the exact date Somebody say it in the comments But the exact date, then they go Just take it to outside And it's, they'll pay for it, they'll cover it

And you get approved for like Six months to a year So like you can go to them continually And then they'll bill it all to the VA And it's gotten better It's gotten better But it's this is the sort of shit that needs to be codified in legislation.

And that's the only way the shit's actually going to get fixed long term. Yeah, and he says that because he was in Congress. And the big problem is like, he's like, I can't change this until there's votes on it. He's like, I can't do all this stuff. But like he told me, and he's on the record saying that under the Biden administration, they were not, how can I think of how to say this? They were not as active as approving community care stuff. They were trying to keep things internal to cut costs.

And his position has been, yeah, it costs more. but it's the only way that I can leverage this to Congress and say, this is why we're spending so much more money on it. It has been my experience with that administration that they were more interested in adding dog shit government jobs than they were in actual quality of care. He said they were sitting on community care referrals. Like they were just like keeping them insularies. So basically refusing care to veterans who need it.

And so his thing has been like approve all of them. It's his biggest like one of his biggest expenses obviously. But he's like, that's how I can take this to them be like, look, it's costing us this much. because you're not helping. But it's going to be cheaper just approving those versus what was like 9 to 18,000 people that were rehired, the bad VA employees. Yeah, they had specific examples where, you know, there were VA employees that were just, you know, blanket rehired by the Biden administration where, you know, there's guys who,

what was it, the guy that was caught like watching fucking off at his station. And this is 9 to 18. And it's just a blanket rehire. And they were like, hey, they were all fired. And then there was a blanket rehire all, I can't remember this. It was a big number. It's like $8,000, I think. That's awesome.

That's really great to hear. That's like super cool to hear. Like, whoa, we can't afford these, but we can pay for salaries. Yeah. Well, it's just like everything else. If you hand it off to the government, the price will go up and the quality will go down, period. Why any chance there is that we can take something that the government is currently in charge of handling like the VA and hand it to private groups in a way that

you're not going to get taken advantage of or something like that. Obviously, you can have the restrictions on it. But these people deserve care and they're not getting it. And the government has failed at every level. I mean, there's, Tyler's had issues with like Tyler Vargas-Anders. He had issues with their leg. Like, he's literally had people- Not service-related. What leg? And he's like, which one? And they're like, I don't know. Did you fall? Did you catch diabetes? He's like, no, it's on the fucking news, dude. By the way, I tell you. testified in front of Congress. They're like, yeah, we hear that a lot, buddy.

Where everyone testifies in front of Congress. Like, it's really, like some of his injuries, they were actually having trouble establishing them linking them to, like, his service. Are you fucking kidding me? He's fixed it all now, but I was like, I was like, give me a name. Is he like 25? He's, no, he's 28, 29. He's about a decade.

It blew my mind that he was younger than me. I completely, I just did not make that association. And then people were like, well, you didn't really get hit by a, 150 ball bearings. Actually, according to my, I fucking sit at home and no one talks to me. Like, dude, everyone thought it was like an actual marble. It was just BBs. And people were disputing his injuries.

Oh, we, dude, that was a wild tweet. Yeah. We were in the conversation like, homie, have you seen any mass cash or how this works? And BBs aren't bullets going all the same speed. Daisy Red Rider, like, it can be that simple. Yes. I'm like, nah.

Mm-mm. Also, if he's making it all up... The fuck do you think he's in a Claymore? Why would he make all of these things up? Why would he go through all of these different hoops? Why would he be in Afghanistan just for a goof? Diabetes. And he really wants his VA health care.

Like, it's so stupid. Going after a dude who lost his arm and leg and being like, I think he's lying, is a wild dick. Yeah. There's something else save it for the after show that he did. You know what I'm talking about? No. The comments he made on that one post?

I can say, yeah. I cannot say it anywhere on YouTube. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Bro, he was responding to comments for like two days. With one hand. I was checking. Bro, those tweets go so much harder when you know they were typed with a fucking hook. I hate that more.

Yeah. Ment it. It was, it was something. Yeah, we can fire and forget. He put thought into this. Yeah. No, and he'll talk shit too When he's like gaming with like his controller in his mouth

In one hand He'll still be just talk shit and be like I'm doing it's a one hand in my mouth, bitches It's like it's wild seeing how people react to these individuals It's like document and like it's fake Dakota People think Dakota's story's fake and you're like You have no idea how much goes into the Medal of Honor In order to get that approved

And then to say Especially Especially now Yeah Like the Medal of Honor has gotten significantly harder to get post-World War II. Yeah. Like significantly. How long are you going to be in town?

Till Sunday. I have a cemetery to show you. Okay. We'll be doing an event. And the sheriff of Kenny County was very, was gracious enough to give me a tour. I'm sure he'd love to give you one. There is a cemetery that has three Medal of Honor recipients in it. I believe it's three, possibly four.

Oh, shit. most in it at least per capita yeah outside of arlington uh very you know it's a remote little town uh remote county but they have uh i i want to say it's four there's five metal of honor recipients i think buried in the county four in one cemetery um this is out and like it's bracketville d Texas Texas goes hard like I would I haven't like officially checked I would be shocked if the most medal of honor recipients from a state wasn't Texas I agree to that the amount of videos I've done for sure the main characters from Texas.

But here's the thing. Two of the Medal of Honor recipients from that county shot each other. Oh, yes. Yeah, it was an engagement. I believe it was in the Indian Wars where they actually, I think they were involved in

saving then-Lutinent Bullis who Camp Bullis is named after. I guess their paths in live just went very, you know, very different directions. one of them became the sheriff and the other one became like I think it was a horse or cattle thief. And then they got into a shootout where the sheriff then shot the horse thief. That's crazy. It's a wild.

I think it's the only instance in American history where a Medal of Honor recipient shot another Medal of Honor recipient. Me and Ethan on habitually fit. Go ahead. Well, really quick. What state do you think has the most Medal of Honors? Virginia. Hang on. Not going to guess.

Think about the side that won. There was a reason behind that guess. Root for the home team. New York? I don't know. I'm thinking states have been established the longest. Yeah. I was thinking colony-ish.

By like a margin. Like Massachusetts and third place, that's at 265. New York has 672 to 677. Wow. Well, now they have communism. So I'm sure all those people love that. That's wild. Who's in second?

Who was second? Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania. Okay. Oh, shit. Just oldest states. That makes sense. Plus, it was a lot easier to get

Medal of Honor back then. I think there were multiple from this one engagement. Yeah. There's a really cool museum in Fort Worth that y'all should go to the metal of honor. Ethan, how did that story go from that museum we went to in Rhode Island

where in the museum they had like this guy's military uniform and the guy had been shot in the neck during an engagement. He was like this badass artillery officer that was originally rejected for being too small. His uniform was tiny. He had to have been 110 pounds.

Tiny dude. Oh, this is literally. Ended up being like a badass. What war was that? It was civil war, wasn't it? Yeah, it was civil war. So he was for the north, and he had his uniform,

and he, like, got shot in the neck holding this blown up part of a wall that they were hiding behind, and he got shot in the neck, and they had his uniform. He ended up surviving. And then they also had, The, the Southerner that shot him in the neck had like talked about how he, he fought in the Civil War, but he only killed one guy.

I remember hearing that story. And highlighted like the exact scenario. And those two ended up like writing each other and exchanging correspondence back and forth when they were like 70 years old about how like, damn it. You were my one kill. I thought I got you. And he's like, no, I fucking lived. Like it was, you could read the letters and they had the guys. It was crazy.

shit. That's the coolest museum I think I've ever been to. Varnham Armory Museum is like this little. It's like it. It's like an old YMCA building. And they just have the coolest and the coolest stories in there. Have you been to the World War II Museum in New Orleans? Uh-uh. We need to go. Yeah. We all need to do that. Also, just the is my favorite museum. Opening up a letter 70 years, like fucking 50 years down. Sorry I shot you. Yeah. It's like, bro, I thought I killed your ass. And you're like, huh? I'm sorry. Yeah. Whoa, dude, you're the, you're the, you're,

the guy that shot me, bro, I got a middle of honor. Wild. The cannon thing is one of the coolest fucking thing. That's the story. I love the most. They had a fucking cannon from the Civil War on its original yoke and like wheels and shit. And in the mouth of the cannon was a cannon ball wedged halfway in it.

Like halfway sticking out stuck. And you could see there was like a dent. And apparently this historian that was there that gave us a tour had like done all this fucking research. this cannon got hit by a Confederate cannon and dented the exit. So when, and they went to shoot,

it got stuck no way in. One of the guys died and he like tracked down this dude's like personal diary that he had like mailed to his wife. He had like all this cool shit about it. But the cannon after the Civil War had been taken and putting it into like a, it was on display somewhere. And then it was like put into a local courthouse on display. And it was just sitting there.

And I think they the cannon was still fucking loaded for like over a hundred years before somebody realized. So then there's all these marks where they were trying to chisel this cannon ball out with like a fucking flathead screwdriver and they couldn't get it out. So they eventually. It's a crazy thing to attempt to do. Tink. Yeah. Tink. Oh, wow.

This is loaded. Didn't they find out buying the guy or a piece of paper and like, oh, that's still loaded? Yeah. Yeah. So they had to go in and like drill out the fuse hole. and then flush it with water repeatedly until they got all this out. And it's still like this canon

that's just frozen in time from the moment that it got seized up in battle in the Civil War. Hypothetical, very funny scenario. Somebody goes to demilet and tries to weld the fusel. Well, like, the crazy part for me. Do you ever read the book Hatchet

when you were in school by Gary Paulson? Yes. Gary Paulson wrote another book called The Gun. And the entire premise is following a musket from it's either the revolutionary or civil war through its like entire life of being a gun. And like the Revolutionary War guy that was carrying it, they, it was raining. So he took like a wax and put wax over the barrel of this loaded gun.

And he died in combat and dropped it loaded. And then it just got like passed down from family member to family member and was like sitting over a mantle loaded. And then like I don't want to ruin the book. But like it reminded me of that where it's just like this gun from this old war. It's just somebody gets smoked on accident. Been loaded for a hundred years. You know, I've never heard of that.

Yeah. Interesting. I was wondering why we didn't read that book, but there's a lot of foreshadowing there. I got to figure it out. You definitely tell it wasn't stored somewhere with high humidity. Yeah. Over the fireplace. Well, I'm no zoologist, but that's not safe.

I thought you guys were talking about war letters, like letters from home, because I'm convinced to all the ones that they share, like, are fake. Because like... Oh, they definitely got screened. Well, they get screamed because it's always like, Dolores, how I miss thee. I long for your touch. no Dolores give me that There's never one

Was like Send sketches Yeah I'd love to see that fat ass There's everyone like Damn girl I miss you Like there's never one that's like

Realistic I will say Just from my perspective The Have you found like dirty war letters? The morals of not cheating On your wife Have definitely gotten a lot more strict

In modern times It doesn't feel like it But they have Because the amount of like Heroic badasses that loved their wife and kids and were great fathers. And they were like, yeah, his daughter is actually named after his mistress that he had in France. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And it's like, God. There's a lot of American lineage in France. Yeah. Crazy work. Crazy work. They were really abiding by the different zip code doesn't count rule type thing. There was no internet. I can hide this family.

I'm like, how crazy was that? When you hear all the stories of like, how are you going to know about that family overseas? Are we dating the same guy? telegram chain. It takes eight weeks. Naming your child after your mistress is the wildest thing I can think. Where'd you go out that name?

I don't... Just liked it. I don't know. I just thought, you know, Normandy was a good name. I don't know. I don't know French names. That's all I know. Sorry. My God damn. I wouldn't do it. You guys ready for the after show?

Yeah. Cody? beautiful son of a bitch close us out bye everyone thank you for joining me the unsubscribe podcast I was joined day by Eli Double Tap the fat electrician veteran with a sign Brandon Herrera myself Donut operator please join us on Patreon

for the unsubscribe after show We got the punchy punch What's the punchy punch? The power cube Each one can punch right now This is really good How long is it gonna take the setup? This is going to destroy friendships

Okay cool I was going to say I do have to bail out of here because my event is very soon So you go like this, and you hold it, you keep it now one right in your torso. And you can hold it any which way? You got more than that in you? Yeah, I just don't want to get sweaty before I show it to it. Get it!

We got 6,900. 8,300. I guess we'd probably be three in the best as an average. Yeah. No, best happened to three. Yeah, there's your best. 11,000! Now my hand hurts again.

Connor, get up there. You're calling. I go a second. I went first. Get over here. You want to go second? 11,300. Zach. There goes my 11,000. That was shit. That was better. 18. 20. Okay.

Three. Zach, you want to go again? I will go again. I'm very upset. Connor, get in there. Oh, fuck me. What was Zach's lowest? 8,000. That's what? 6,000 was Axelis.

Well, never mind. Fuck you. See, but why are the jewels different? Like it's, I don't know. No one knows how it works. A mystery machine. That was terrible. The bigger the number, the better it is.

Nine. Thanks. Ah, fuck my wrist. 12. That's why we have we. That's all good. 19? Yeah.

Damn it. I feel like you hit low. Yeah, you hit low on that one. I could feel low. There you guys. You guys. He's going to hook it. He's going to do us.

Nick is going to fuck all of us. 30,000. I'm going to take it. 2080. Oh, shit. 35. Raise your kids in Iowa. This is proof.

1818. 35 was crazy. There you go. 33. 33, 35, one more. What? 40, queer. That was a good one.

That was going. I was like, there we go. 48,989. Eli's about to show why my nose is right. Just right here. Okay, oh, oh, oh, this. Do your left hand.

Okay, now I'll do right hand. 381. 32. 32, 4. 44, 8. 43, 1, 46. 46. 46.

4. 48. 48 was your time. It's gonna be like, I want to punch it, boy. I'm gonna sleep right night. I sleeper as much as you want. You're going to show up and it's going to be mounted to the wall. That's it.

We're hitting this. Carvin-Hartis and into the dry wall. After seeing that though, I think it's like entirely based on how close you get to the Yeah, you have to be fucking... Accurate as fuck on that one. I'm going again. Doesn't matter. No, what did you get? Doesn't matter.

I was a pioneer. I want to do love. 14. 30, 30. 30. 31. 31. 31.

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35 4 35 4 32 I think Alright dang Alright 5 fucking Your turn Stupid left hand

I fight south Paul but I'm also Intoxicated right now excuses Almost. Damn it. I don't like this anymore. This game sucks.

That's it, I'm gone. I'm not even got a fucking 10. That's what it's gonna be. And my hand hurts again. God damn it. Oh. I'm hitting like high left. There you know.

Mass moves mass. 32. And let me try one more. And I'll hold it for Nick because Nick wants to punch again. again 37 there you go you made the right glove right glove again no oh that is my belt that 40 50 oh geez and valid you do 52 you're holding your ground you're doing good 55 one more name I got beat you now hold it keep holding it Alright.

There's gonna be a Nick Eli. You need to take a breather? Like, fuck! Yep. Oh, lob raced. So 50 is. Yeah, 59. 59.

That sucked. Eli's back in first. That sucked. I can always go in there off. Oh. You're getting it. 59-9, get it. 59-9, scored both.

I love both Nick and Eli are willing to die over this. Yes. Oh, I got this. because I knew Nick, literally just be like, I have to win this. I need a second. He's not, you gotta face him, you can chill. Okay.

What your eyes, so you know, breaks. You hear your heart. Oh, that was a big, 60. I got beat Nick again. 59, 64. And now you brace him. My bottom hole clenched.

362, 502, 8, 457. That sucked. 34, 8. Blue hook, 326, 214, 449, 273, Ooh, that was a big one, 425. I can get a 48, 58's gonna be max. It's gonna have it.

I need a game, Mike. I will say they're like, I'm gonna say. From the back side of the pad, there's definitely a difference. Eli, you hit hard, don't get me wrong, but Nick tries to punch through me. Not for long, O-ZIPN's here now. He's losing weight. I can't wait. Show, Sav, you're up. Ben, pressing my hand.

You're punching right in the way here. I have to prove my self-correct. Dude, I was playing VR, like John. I was playing VR with John. It was just me stepping down. Now we just put everyone's names going down that list. And we're going to like top gear? Yeah.

Okay, now. I think I got up to 30. We hope you like that. Bye! Turn it off, we can play.