Unsubscribe Podcast - Was This War RACIST?! | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 237

Episode Date: November 2, 2025

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You want your drugs with us? Yeah, I'm selling crack. I haven't hit my wife in weeks. Okay, Uncle Eli. Let's get you your oatmeal and let's go to bed. Cody's charging up the end bar. Have you better what's going? Say hi to Eli.

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Three, two. One. Sorry, it's been so long since I've done this. I know. Drinking or the podcast? Both. I've been trying to save it for the live shows, but... Hi, everyone.

Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tapp, Fat Electrician, Brandon Herrera, and myself Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here. We wanted to do just a kind of host episode because we have our live show, our first one coming up and stand. Antonio, day after tomorrow. All I could think of when you said I've been saving up all my talking for the live

shows is just Goku with the spirit bomb and just like letters coming from all over the galaxy into your scribble of words that you're going to use. And. Oh, no. Cody's charging up the end bomb. Oh, God. And just like DBZ for. for five episodes.

I'm just saying we're not talking. What's he doing? Let him cook. Universe lend me a little bit of your racism. It's a giant ball of. I'm saving up to hit it at the perfect time. Giant ball of bicycles coming at me. On a plane.

Jesus Christ. None of this matters anymore. YouTube's down. We all have to go back to work anyways. Five minutes before we jumped on here, we found out YouTube's down. You know what's not down, Pepperbox. that's a plus.

Oh, fucking massive dub for Pepperbox over here. Oh, that's some good time. I'm actually tweeting that, right? I'm not to say, yeah, tweet is so I can retweet it. That's a really good tweet, actually. And I'll retweet it also. Also show Pepperbox should tweet that. Yeah.

Oh, I'm good, baby. Thank you. Give me that sugar rush. This is our veterans episode, because this month is Veterans Month. So naturally, we are all here. veterans, each and every one of us. Minus one?

Me, but... It's not going away, is it? What you mean? This month, isn't some made-up commie gobbly gook? No, no. Okay. Technically, we did make Veterans Month. It's supposed to be one day. Yeah.

We just raised money the entire time. So you'll see the shirts. I don't know what they are yet. We have not came up with any designs for Veterans Month yet, but they will be on the screen. Yes, we did? Did we? I haven't done. What? I've seen it.

Is it the veterans? Yeah, it's because I'm the merch guy. This is what I do. I handle these things. Veterans, warning, Mike yourself. No. Oh, Jesus. What?

That's a good one. I thought so. I like your ideas. Thank you. This is a no bad idea zone except that one. Okay, we got it. Good. Oh, yeah, that was right.

I forgot about that. Okay. I'm happy with that one. That's pretty fucking good. And then. Yep. Okay. Okay, those are, yeah.

The face. The sun will come out tomorrow, unfortunately. It's going to be worse before it gets worse. Hey, what's that, Mr. Jake? Hi, Jake. Jake, I'm doing a great plug for Pepperbox right now. All of YouTube is down.

You know what's not down? Pepperbox. Jake's like bad news. That's why I'm here. My house is on fire. Chat, we're cooked We're like the ugly chick Getting asked to prom after the hot chick

Got hit by a car Don't mind me, I'm just seeing How many continuing education credits I have to get before December To keep my electrician's license For no reason in particular Yeah Like, uh-oh, this is not good

I'm selling crack This is my 9-11, okay? I have to go back to work Oh my God Well, it's been a lot I know we That's like the meme is like every time we do this. It's like, oh, it's been a while since we did a gang episode, but it literally has been.

Yeah. This is true. I mean, we did. You weren't even here when we did Cody's. I haven't been here since last time Brandon still wasn't a congressman. And you'll be here the next. You got a gang tattoo. Yeah, that's true.

So did Brandon. Brandon got his first tattoo. Yeah, I think we talked about that on the, I don't know when these podcasts are going up. How was it? How did it feel? Not bad. How was your first time? It's fucking,

they went gentle. Were they gentle? Yeah. Good. They went easy. Was it in the back seat of a car? Not a lot of blood. No,

that's good. When they hit his tendon, you got to watch his face change instantly. Yeah. It was, the tendon is like a piano wire. It was fine. Yeah,

until they hit the tendon, it was just like, yeah, this is, this is, well, you know, that's not great.

Have you ever seen, uh, uh, I think it's called like, 124 hours or whatever. It's a, based on real life, it's a movie.

I think it's Franco where he's like the climber He gets like his arm stuck behind a rock or something And it's to cut his own arm off And when he's like in the movie When he's cutting his arm off He's like doing pretty good like Ah! And then he gets to the tendon

And it's just like Oh yeah the nerve Yeah He gets and have you read the book? No brother in Christ He describes that He's like yeah so it was dead I was feeling it was dead

Because he'd been there for five days Or something stupid at that point He was there for many days hoping someone would find him and then yeah i mean hoping like like cutting your arm off isn't plan a yeah so he was there for 18 minutes it's like well what's the first thing you think he did he's like well i'm gonna have to break these bones in order so i watched discovery channel you got drink your own piss well he did do that yeah see knew it bear grills that's what's up he would lean back and forth until he heard both bones snap because he's like i can't cut through the bone

so i'm just had to break my forearm bones so he heard both of them snap and then he just started cutting and he waited to actually cut the nerves because he was cutting through he's seen a white thing he touched it and instant just fucking pain so he's like oh i don't know what i cut around all the muscle and then boom just cut through the giant nerves at the at the last step and then walked back for i think it was like 10 miles or 12 miles he had tourniqueted it earlier like a day before and then on the water okay so he intentionally killed it yeah at that point yeah yeah He's like, it's dead. Don't give a shit.

On the walk back at the 10 mile mark, couples walking towards him, he's like, I need help. And they're like, are you okay? Are you sure? He's like, I'm the guy that's lost in like, who? He's like, I'm. And they're like, holy shit, he's missing an arm. Then they went, grabbed a helicopter,

or they ran back, got a helicopter, and they airlifted him out. Or he might have actually walked the last, forget that part. But yeah, f*** a wildest. story. It's like, fuck off. Also, the lesson he learned was next time I leave, I'm going to

text and tell people where I'm at instead of just disappearing into the wild. Different strategies. Don't go outside for fun. There's a, especially the ocean. The duality is true. What do you want from me? All of mankind has been like, man,

outside kind of fucking sucks. We should build houses and castles and shit. Get away from this. What was your tweet the other day going west you get it though oh yeah it never made sense to me you know what mean you're learning about manifest destiny and the fucking gold rush and everybody migrating west and blah well and like so they were leaving like boston and philadelphia with like cobblestone streets and streetlights and plumbing and like modern amenities and shit just to go live in a log cabin

and get fucking toothpicks shot at them by native americans and their covered wagons for the rest of their lives why now that i'm 30 i'm like i fucking get it never mind because joseph Smith said soon. No, I'm just sick of people, honestly. I'm like, do you still need to watch

if you haven't watched Prime American Prime Evil? So good. It's on my list. I haven't seen it yet. Dude. So positive. I finally,

me and Hannah go to a movie every week for date night. Movies fucking suck now. I was going to say a movie every week is wild because you're, you're digging up like the bottom of the dump here. Yeah, for sure. Like movies suck now.

The movie is four. The movie. Roof Man with Channing Tatum is the best movie I've seen in a long-ass time. It looks so good. It's so good. It's 100% based on real life. Fucking spoiler alert. If you don't want to hear about it,

are you guys good? It's based on a real criminal called Roof Man. Okay. And he was like an ex-80-second airborne guy that was just like hyper-observant. Like he could walk down a street and tell you how many houses had like chimneys and shit like that. And he figured out that fast, food places didn't have their money picked up on the weekends, they had it all picked up from the whole weekend on Monday morning. So Sunday night, he would climb up on top of a fast food

place with a hammer, beat through the roof, drop down into the restaurant, wait for the manager to show up with a gun. And then when the manager showed up, he'd have them unlock the safe. And then he'd make sure they put their coats on and then he'd lock them in the fucking fridge. And then after like 15 minutes and he'd gotten away, he'd call 911 so they didn't freeze. And like everybody, everybody was like, he's super polite. Like one dude. the reason he got caught is because he gave his coat to a manager that didn't have one is how he ended up getting he oh wow knocked up 45 restaurants before they caught him but they couldn't prove that he did the other 44 so what the DA did was he hit him on a kidnapping charge for the three employees that he locked in the fridge and got him put away for like 20 years so then he's in prison for a minute escapes and he's like lay in love Oh, so he decides he's going to go inside of a Toys R Us and live inside of one of the displays. And he spends six months living inside a Toys R Us display, slowly stealing video games and selling them to pawn shops until he waits until Christmas when all the money's coming in and robs like $100,000 from Toys R Us during the, on like Christmas Eve and then goes and buys like counterfeit papers to make it to Venezuela and shit.

And they caught him like going to the airport. So it almost worked. yeah like he was that close to get away with it it's a good ass movie it was channing tatum yeah nice it's really good i need to watch that one we talked to i don't want to say anything other than watch weapons because i can't give i just i won't say anything because you just have to go in and just i love that weapons is just a creepy sadistic horror movie yeah with no deeper meaning and everybody's like, is this about school shootings? Is this about this?

Is this an allegory for that? And he's like, nope, it's just creepy shit. Deal with it. It's just like Hemingway. It's like the old man is an old man. The sea is the sea. You just walk away from that movie like this.

Holy fuck. Huh. That hasn't happened in a long ass time. I was like, okay, well, that's it. I'm going to just tell people to watch it. And then zero spoilers to just go watch that movie. I text Cody. You know who the director is, right?

Yep. Yeah. The whitest kids you know? Yep. Yep. Gallon of PCP. Yep. Yep.

Oh. Dude is so fucking good. I'm like, uh, did you watch F1. You've already seen F1. Yeah. F1's good. Okay. Yeah.

I watched that on the plane and immediately regretted watching it on a plane. Yeah. It's like, ah, that could have used with a bigger screen, but it was really good. That was at the movie. Did you watch it at the theater? Yeah. That's, oh. Peak.

Peak. And if you haven't watched it yet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. That was good.

That was really good. Thank God. I re-watched Ford v. Ferrari the other day. I forgot how good that movie was. I forgot how sad it was. Yeah. Yeah. And it's a true story.

Yeah. You're like, oh, that sucks. A little kid, whole family. And that's part of racing. Don't spoil that one for me. I know it's, I know. You've seen it. No, I haven't.

Ford v. Ferrari? We watched it at Eli's birthday the other, or like five years ago. Oh, yeah. At my. Was I there yet? Yeah. Yeah. Oh.

Well, shit. Cool. I didn't remember. I was like, did we? I was like, oh, yeah, we did.

Holy fuck. We have a slumber party. Yeah. That's not weird. Oh, fuck. Now we got the, yeah, Veterans Month,

so we'll be doing that. 100% of the process off it is going towards three or four nonprofits again. We're seeing which ones we want to choose this year. We're just going to ask if we, we had any in mind

that we were looking at in particular. Because which ones did we do this? There's a veteran running for Congress that we were going to back. last time we covered I'm not the person my one or two explosions my memory is pretty

TBI Fridays yeah yeah product placement ding I don't remember where we donated last time I think we did oh boot campaign was one yeah that's a really good work and then there was three others and I do not

remember those because I know that's a Lera group what was it Valera group Like a independence fund? Yeah, independence fund, because she runs a really tight. She really gives a fuck about bets, like truly. That's something that we've always been big out here too is trying to figure out, like, all right, do the research on the charity to make sure that a good portion of the proceeds are actually going to what it says it's going to.

And not just these big charities that 80% of all of the money that they get goes toward marketing to get more money, you know, a board of director's salaries, all this inflows. Dumb veteran non-profits. Hey, we actually let you fight horses. Never for us all PTSD. You want to come fight horses? With swords. Yeah. I just thought of like Mongo from blazing saddles, just punching a fucking horse.

You know what, though? There's a lot of veterans who would take up fighting horses with swords. I can get cured. Man, my rage is gone. He just like, well, it's cool. How does this cure PTSD? And they're like, cure PTSD? Elmer is a clue.

It's got a veteran-made stamp on some of their products now. Beating the shit out of course. It's all accounting tricks with some of these places. It's veteran-made. Oh, so it's veteran-owned. Not what I said. Not what I said. This nonprofit really took off.

Horse's veteran ended. Oh, no. A veteran made this horse and this sword. Fetteran made the horse yeah dude block makes come that's true how's your non-profit going

you open the barn dart just punching horses and there it was Eli broke the mic I don't know they look happy I haven't hit my wife in weeks oh my god Happy Veterans Month.

Jesus Christ, boys. Brandon's running for Congress again, dude. His episode will be before Major Capers. He was. Unfortunately, tangentially related to everyone at the table. Brandon Herrera hates horses.

Did anything? You back me to a corner pretty well here. Ha! Just like fucking smacking every branch on the way down. How much damage can we do here? These live shows are going to be a terror. Brandon, what kind of shirt is that?

I'm glad you asked Eli. this is a poncho. Brandon and I actually wear poncho so much. We constantly end up wearing the same nice poncho shirt. Good thing nobody's ever pointed that out before. Now, if you guys have ever seen one of our live shows or this podcast in general, you'll see Brandon and I wearing these incredibly comfortable great-looking shirts all the time. Finn, pull it up with pictures.

They're literally always wearing the same shirt. I got turned on a poncho like a year ago. I've been wearing them ever since. I personally prefer... I think this is the Western because it's got the Pearl Snacks. because it's hot in Texas, and I like something breathable. Who's the thing I find really cool? Brandon, do the glasses trick.

So ponchos have this neat little thing in the pocket, where you just take your glasses. No, the other one. Be more specific. Let's give the shit about that. All right. Watch everyone. So if you got fat fingers and you smudge your glasses all the time,

the bottom of the shirt actually acts. It has like a microfiber so you can clean your glasses. I make him clean my phones. He does. I like the hidden little pocket on the breast. Wait, what? Right over here. Got a little zipper pocket.

I didn't even know about that one. Is that where you hold Cody's heart? And his drugs. Things you might need to know. Poncho has put a lot of thought and detail into each one of their shirts. Oh, holy shit. They're soft. They're really fucking soft.

Yo, what? That's my one, like, thing is fucking fabric sensitivity. I don't wear uncomfortable shirts. This is comfy as fucking. That's where we wear them all the time. So poncho's got a bunch of great styles. The original western denim and ultralight. If you're looking for the perfect shirt, something breathable, and stands out in a good way, give Poncho a try.

Go to poncho outdoors.com slash unsub and get $10 off your first order. That's P-O-N-C-H-O-Outdoors.com slash unsub. Well, at least everyone's doing good. As we prep for this, we're going to be hitting the, oh my God, we're going to be exhausted. He's the most exhausting. It is going to be a couple. well it's live shows break for a week live shows break range day range day

break for at least a couple weeks there's like a couple in between that and then then four more after yeah yeah but we got those breaks in between those ones I got to go to fucking corpus Christi on November 1st what are you doing in corpus? World of Warships rented out the U.S. Lexington, the aircraft carrier, to do a jiu-jitsu tournament fundraiser for a

jujitsu non-profit. Is that an active carrier or that one of the museum? It's like a museum type thing. But like, they're like, you want to come do jujitsu on a fucking aircraft carrier for charity? I was like, I'm really busy, but fine. Yes, I'll be there. There's going to be a bunch of other, like,

MMA. Yeah, so that's the fucking funny story. Nothing on World of War ships, but like they're not jiu-jitsu people. So they don't know. They're just like, oh, hey, this guy's in the video game. He's a big YouTuber. He's known for doing Jiu-Jitsu or whatever.

We'll see if he wants to teach at our seminar. I'm a jiu-jitsu coach, been doing it for a while. Sure, no problem. So they're linked up with We Defy. Basically, it's a nonprofit. And they, if you're a veteran that struggles with PTSD, they'll pay for your tuition at a jiu-jitsu gym and, like, buy you a ghee and stuff. So you can beat up horses.

And, like, be part of a community. Yeah, other people. Yeah, sure. It's a really cool organization. but the head dude calls me, and he's like, hey, so what's your plan on what you're trying to do? And I was like, I mean, whatever, like, I'm there for whatever you need me for. Like, he's like, okay, cool, because like, they're kind of wanting you to instruct. And he's like, not saying you can't, you can't if you want to.

But here's the other people that are instructing. And it's like, insert Travis Stevens, judo bronze medalist and jujitsu black belt. And then, like, world champion, world champion. World Championy. Yeah, like dudes like that. Like literally the top 1% of 1% of Jiu-Jitsu. It was like, yeah, I really don't want to go up and instruct before or after any of them. So.

Today we're going to talk about my arm bar. Yeah. I'm happy to just hang out and be there and, you know, who shake hands and do stuff. Yeah. I'll do that. Speaking of which, high five for being the two people at this table that are in that game now. No way. World of Warships.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I just got added. Not trying to brag. I'm the only one that's on PC andcom. So go fuck yourself. I actually don't know. I do. Oh, I'm not getting added to which one? You're added on legends, which is consoles only. You're not on PC. I'm on the only thing you play I don't even have a console. I can't even play with myself. You can always play with yourself. That's the attitude. That's the spirit. I don't want to brag. Go fuck yourself.

two combo there. I got to have something. They let him get creative with the voice acting lines. Mine had to be like very straightforward, like read the lines exactly. Really? He was talking smack in his. I was talking you specifically on some of them. Why didn't they let you do the same thing?

It was, I did it like a year and a half ago before they were like cut and loose. I think I was well like one of the, you know, first people to do it or whatever. So they were on edge about it. They let me say some really funny shit in there. They're like, we don't know if we'll use it, but like just go for it. Like one of them was just like, can I call my team retards?

They're like, well, you can't say that word, no. And I'm like, all right, how about this? Did my entire team show up on the short carrier today? The guys in the fucking recording studio were just dying. Like, we're just fucking around. They were a bunch of cool dudes. That's sweet. I like working with the world of warships.

Yeah. They were very chill. How much net? They have to be killing it because they do mobile, right? Or no. They do mobile, console, and people. I do have mobile It is Legends

Yeah okay yeah I can get that on my phone This accidentally turned into an ad for World Warships It's fine I know I'm just looking at their evaluation I don't remember what the name of the company is that owns it Wargaming Wargaming yeah there you go that sounds right It's a small $1.5 billion

company Yeah World of War tanks franchises drain their Jesus It's like companies like like that. Seven billion in 2024. Holy shit. Okay, YouTube's back up. Nobody worry. Oh, not, I don't have to go to work. I've got to sell crack cocaine. No, you just do it for love of the game. Yeah, exactly. Cody's still because it does. Yeah, we're going to play that game we

were playing that one time. That was really fun. Schedule one. Me and Brandon are running around. Brandon's like running the crack house, making the crack. I'm dealing the crack. I'm dealing the crack in coordinating all the entrepreneur selling aspects. Cody is running around with a bat. I'll distract the cops. Beating cops with a bat and running. There's like eight cops chasing Cody. So like I

can just like roam around freely dealing drugs. It was fantastic. It was hilarious because like I'm just over here like I'm make sure we got all the soil. We got everything we need. Okay. Just just running nonstop. It felt like a chore. Like honestly. Need more water. I got to go pick up more seeds. And then like you're going out and you're being like the dealer

and we're like, where's Cody? And I just like we'll look out the window of the house and I will see him beating a woman in the street with a crowbar. I'm like, I guess that's productive. You get that money, Cody. Well, he's not doing nothing. I got the pigs off your back, boys. I did pickpocket a lot of people make a lot of money though. The woman that sold us that apartment, she turned around real quick and I got like seven grand off of her. Oh yeah, you got a free apartment. Life hacks. no idea what you guys are talking about. It just sounds amazing. You want to deal drugs with us? Yeah.

It's four people, right? I think so. Yeah. I think we could do it. The audience had to have a blast. Did you guys stream that? Yeah. Yeah. Turned into a little video on the second channel, too. Oh, I bet that one did good. Yeah. It's complete chaos. It was funny to see things from your perspective

because I just knew what I was doing, which was like basically just like garden simulator from your end, it was just violence. You're just like, hmm, that's very interesting, guys. Those cops didn't stand a chance. Once I found the baseball bat, dude. You're like, I used to be one of you.

I know how you think. Holy shit. Oh, I missed you, boys. When is the last time you were here? It's been a... tick it's like a month it feels way longer well we were all just in key west too oh yeah okay that makes sense i was like why didn't we i swore we hung out more recently but just not that part that makes way more sense yeah we got super crazy set by the pool and drank it was 90% of the time

literally us no you're wrong it was nice it was cool but i was like we didn't have to fly to a small Island to do this. What was funny, though, is that we're, like, the biggest problem that we had all weekend was, how do we Uber to a local store to buy a TV so we can watch Sicario, too, at the pool? I just, I, yeah, the only thing I had, it was beautiful. That was, like, great little spot, chilling other than the toilets when it

worked sometimes. It was like my, on my, well, my room. did you guys toilets for work so Connor took your room after you left and like the first thing the next morning he first thing he says just like waking up and like groggy walking down the stairs is see what he means about the toilet now

it's great when you wake up at five in the morning you go go shit you had pizza, booze, beer, carbs everything that my tummy doesn't like him like oh thank God so you get to a hot box in your own for a couple hours if Connor didn't do

the secret, I just pulled the little trash can, took the plastic off and just filled up that with water and then dump it in the back of the toilet and then flush it. So I wouldn't have. I do not know the problem solving technique that Connor went about this. I was immediately not having that in the room permeating that fucking area. I was like, nope, that smells like death. We're getting rid of it now. Dude, that place gave me my backup plan when I inevitably get canceled on YouTube though. It's like the least cancelable one of us. It's like, I know, but I'm going to be the last man standing and they're just going to come for me at a spite after they knock all three of you off collecting the last infinity stone yeah exactly it's going to be me getting the diamond

ripped out of my forehead by skittled hair thanos like just for the love of the sport but uh no it's like the whole island is like literally just air bn bs and rental properties i was like man if an electrician came in here and just went to these because you know it's like five people that own all the f***n bs on that island go to one of those dudes be like hey put me on retainer for x amount of thousands of dollars a month i'll be 24 hour emergency service for all your fucking air bs and you probably get five calls a month and be set and get to live on this island in paradise with all these roosters and shit walking around everywhere be perfect yeah it was like i wanted to catch one so bad which apparently they're just very protected down there like

it's illegal to fuck with them although that one rest of restaurant did give us like the water little squirt gun they give us rooster squirt guns so you could feed the roosters no no so you're telling the fuck off this the one lady like walks out because we're just like oh they're around like they've been around all weekend it was like the day after you guys left uh we were like waiting to go on get on the plane and we're at this little like cabana you know porch area and this lady comes out because there's like three or four roosters just right beneath us just like fucking begging for food we've been ignoring them because like that's what we were doing all weekend and she's got like this nice electronic super soaker thing just comes out

and just starts spraying them down like the fuck out of here bastards yard birds she gave us the little squirt gun we're like oh this is now the coolest lunch we've had cool fuck we should have found this earlier it was wild to just see wild roosters walking around chilling in the trees too yeah i've never seen a rooster climb a tree before also anyone that looks at lives in Key West that's like a server or something. How the fuck do you live there and afford it? It was a question we asked. The servers couldn't tell us how they did it.

Yeah, they were saying like rent there for like sharing, having roommates was like five grand a month. Like it's crazy. And they all had like four or five roommates or something like that. I think we looked up for a loft of 400 square feet was five grand a month. Yeah, fuck off. Chris was looking up real estate prices. It was like a two bedroom 700 square foot house.

that hasn't been updated since 1950 was like $1.4 million. Dude, they had those two houses for rent. It's just 2,700 square foot houses for around 18 grand a month. Jesus. Yeah. I was like, how do you justify this area? That could get you like a cartel compound in San Antonio. Yeah.

Like you would have a campus. Six months of rent there would buy you a nice house in the Midwest. Yeah. Yeah, but then you have to live in the Midwest. it's awesome like man can you imagine people want to pay more to live in Kew West Midwest makes perfect sense

the Midwest because we we landed on the East Coast then we went down to Panama then we went to the West Coast and then everybody moved inward the Midwest was the last the last place to get the furthest away from the most people

that's where I'm at it's the most advanced level of human civilization it's a long way to go for saying like oh yeah that's why I don't want to be at a beach. Yes. People.

I mean, I get this. Yeah. I don't know. You ever been to West Texas? Nope. It's far more remote than the Midwest, my friend. I promise you that. I don't believe you.

Go with me as some of the stuff. I will say it's fucking beautiful out there. Like Brewster County, like Alpine, Fort Davis area like that. It's where a big bend is. You drive up to Mason City after your campaign thing. and then I'll drive you back down. Dude, you tell me how remote I am. Loving County is in my district.

It is the least populated county in the entire country. How many people? Like 56. All right, I might move to Texas. Yeah. It's like, it's remote. Loving. A loving.

I was like, Lubbock? To the point where actually it was something that just happened recently. It's like this hippie cult or whatever the fuck it was. I don't know. I didn't look into the details too much. moving in to take over the local government. I've read in an article about this. Because there are so few people, they're just like, oh, we could just like buy a couple

double wides and like move 20 people there and take over the government. Yeah. Which is what they're trying to do. And it's also, and the reason they're doing it is because per capita, it's like the wealthiest county in the country too because they have oil money also. It's a lot of oil. It's a lot of oil. I don't know how that ties into it, but there is a lot of like, there's a lot of oil jobs

and stuff like that, which is what keeps that kind of going. It's like Midland or anything, just oil jobs. There's that one, um... It's really not a whole lot else out there, man. There's that one. Yeah, there's a bunch of, like, there's one, like, major gas station in that county that, like, you could tell, like, in and out, it's, uh, it's a lot of oil workers and stuff like that and keeps the, I guess, the local economy going.

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Please support the show and let them know we sent you. There is one town. I just watched a video on. They have 15 people that live there. In West Texas? No, this is right outside of, I want to say it's in Arizona. No, actually, maybe Nevada. I'll find the video.

It is wild. It is a two and a half hour drive to get into the town and a two hour and a half drive to get to the nearest city. So you're like, okay, if I have to get anything, it's two and a half hours. There's 50 houses. The 15 residents, one dude, takes care of everything. There's no, your cell phone, nothing works there.

Some YouTubers actually did a video. Everyone's super friendly, the 15 people. Imagine that. Yeah. They take care of each other. That's like two families. Dude, the bar does look like, like we would have a good time. Like, they party.

Like, and then the best part is the night ends. Everyone shit wrecked some old dude that's like 60s, like stumbling out to his car. And they're like, are you driving? He's like, what am I going to do? Hit somebody. I was like, yeah, dude. As a counterpoint, it's pretty good.

Okay, that's fucking dope. Yeah, what are you going to do? Call the cops. They're two hours away. I feel like at that place, at that point, you'd like have to have a plane, like a Sassner or something like that.

He's that far away from- I was considering moving to San Antonio or like the outskirts of San Antonio for a minute. And like a lot of the properties, I wouldn't say a lot. There was quite a few properties that I were surprised where like in the Zillow listing, it was like this is has like a cleared out.

Some of them were like gravel patches. Some of them were like poured concrete and they're like has a helipad that's registered with the county for like a medical emergency or whatever if you needed to get life flighted. Yeah. It's like how remote some of these places are where you just have to have your own helipad if you want an ambulance. Jarbridge. Yeah. It's Jarbridge and that looks like a fucking

And it's nestled deep in the mountains at the end of a long dirt Hell yeah No civilization for a hundred miles Hell yeah There's no school no hospital Yeah that looks like an old ghost town And yet the 16 year round residents have managed to keep this town alive That bar

More than that they seem to be a thriving That does look pretty fucking cool Okay so I do that bar does remind me of a cool story When I was in Prescott Arizona They had, there's like, you know, nice little historic area, everything like that. There was an old, we were staying at this old, like, haunted-ass hotel. But right next door was a historic bar that had burned to the ground in like the 1880s or whatever it was. But the bar was original.

It's like the actual bar top itself, long, like, I don't know, I want to say 15, 20 foot, like big slab bar. Because when it burned to the ground in the 80s, 1880s the patrons at the bar picked the fucking bar up moved it outside and sat outside drinking watching the bar burned to the ground hell yeah like that's that old west shit I love and so they still like a shit that's what they did and when the when they rebuilt the bar they just moved the bar it's out back in fucking why not there's too many beers to grab it once I made you pick it up. We'll just move it at once.

Improvise, adapt, drink. Oh, yeah, drink. But like little bits of history like that, man. It's like you can't, you can't fake that. That's just so fucking cool. I would like doing something like that, like a gang going there. That's the shit I would have fun. I think we would all probably have fun.

It's like, hey, let's go to this remote place. They might hate us. You didn't watch a video. I think we get cool. I think we'd get along quite well. I'm like, okay. Bring Starlink mobile? Hell yeah.

Yeah. That would actually be crazy. I can't wait to do the history bit for the live shows. I'm excited for this. It's those vibes, the whole story. I deliberately found a story from history where it seems like some shit that we would get into. I don't know how that sounds when I know the story. It's fantastic.

Because we got, are you saving it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, fuck. It's for the live shows. We got everything getting, it just dialed in. Can we, can you spoil a little bit? Like, I'd just give me like, it's the watermelon war.

Oh, Lord. All right. I'll give you the very beginning. And I'll give you the very end. But I'm not going to fill in any details. Okay. It hit me. I believe it was 1856, April 28th or 26th.

We had just finished the Panama Railroad connecting the east and west side of the Panama Isthmus. The Panama Canal does not exist yet. And the reason that we created it was like basically during the California Gold Rush and Westward expansion, it seems counterintuitive. But the fastest way to get from New York to California was to go through Panama, right? Your options were take a covered wagon for six months or you could take a boat down to New York, land in Panama, walk 40 miles to the other side of Panama, get on another boat, and go up to California.

It took you like four weeks instead of six months. So a lot of people were doing it. California Gold Rush is going on. So a bunch of fucking people are doing it. They build the railroad. The railroad just gets finished. A bunch of other shit happens. There's some Americans and there's like a layover at the train for six hours and they're like,

let's go get shit-faced. They get shit-faced. There's an altercation with a street vendor. and a group of boys over a slice of watermelon. It devolves into a riot involving hundreds of people. And they have to end up sending in the Marine Corps. And this ends up setting the precedent for American military presence in Panama until 1999. And is the reason we built military bases outside of Panama.

Long story short, Americans got drunk. They got in a fight over a slice of watermelon. And America cut a fucking continent in half. There you go. Hell yeah. I love how it ever, you started this with, it's some shit we would do. Yes.

When I get into the story of how the altercation of the watermelon unfolds, it's you and Cody. I was just going to say, this sounds like some shit. We're like, we go somewhere. Cody gets in a fight. I look over my right shoulder and go,

oh, fuck. I don't know that cow. It happened. His Cody face? Yes. I'm like, no, no, Cody, no, give me his drink. I'm like, sorry, sir, you may not have been in the wrong, but. You two have to come save both of us.

I'm back in, my boy. Fuck. Do that. I, yeah, I can't wait to hear the escalation on that one because it's wild. It's going to be good. Oh, I'm so excited for that one. Dude, we just filmed, well, thankfully, Capers episode comes out after this one.

Bro, I didn't get to tell you guys what he said to me when I brought him in here. Because I'd help Brandon get him out of his car, helped him come in here, helped him sit down. Brandon had to take a phone call, like Congress stuff. And I sit him down and I'm like talking to him. And he's like, which one do you want me to sit at? And I was like, you can sit in any seat you prefer except for this one. Eli has to sit in that one just because the camera angles and stuff.

It was okay. Yeah, I was going to say it's more like the Big Bang theory. Penny, that's my seat. Yeah, exactly. but he so push major capers out of the chair he goes he he dead ass it like not joking he's like I'm gonna sit here so I can see the door like all right the fuck old man still got it yes sir I had to help you out of the car but you've still got one left in you and I don't want it I know that much that dude was just that was one of the best unsets we've ever

filmed yeah next week or it's going to come this month but holy shit as Nick said that is hands down the best unsub he reminded me a lot obviously you know he's got an incredible you know war story and career and everything like that I mean he's got incredible human

all together but just listening to him talk like he just reminded me of just his demeanor more so than anything reminded me of like just my grandpa and it's like I felt like I was getting like family war stories yeah it was just he was really easy to listen

The thing that I was, like, thinking, and I wasn't going to bring it up in the podcast, but like, we've interviewed some older veterans before, and he's 88 years old, and for the amount of combat he's been in and his age, his hearing is impeccable. Because usually you got to like raise your voice, you got to repeat yourself, which is completely fine. I didn't, I was talking this loud, and he heard every fucking word I said and responded immediately. How the fuck is your hearing? My hearing's not that good. And I didn't do a 10th the shit you did. How many holes? It's like 14.

19 or was it 14? 14 holes and then like some other shit too. You'd have been shot, Jake, like, without get, like, he goes into like his knife kill story. And you're like, what? Yeah. Well, it wasn't a fight. It was a finisher. It was a unilateral knife fight.

He was metal gear solid. Somebody didn't know they were in a knife fight until they already lost a knife fight. At that moment, you would have thought his friend was probably Joshua with him. He's like, oh, it's like instant. Oh, my God. Well, no, apparently this was after the three M16 kills. Oh, yeah, I forgot. So he knew he was in a fight.

He just didn't realize it was a knife fight. It's also, we didn't talk about it, but he was using the 20 round mags. I was like, oh, man, this is like an OG. M16. This probably didn't even have a four to I mean that was really before the 30 rounds stand eggs. Yeah.

Well, he was telling me before the podcast, he's like, yeah, a bunch of issues at the M16. Fuck thing. Always jammed when I needed it the most. My 9mm browning high power never jammed on me, though. Yeah. Apparently, he got a lot of pistol kills. Dude, he's sacks so many.

Just like, oh, man, this guy. And he's so sharp for 88 and then what he's been through. because him and Don are probably the sharpest the older generation but like firing and then when he finished that one story he sat for one second

he's like what other questions you're gonna ask like whoa homie we're just taking it in if you got questions far away like I don't got much time left let's fucking move it along what do you what do you kids want to know

what do you kids want to know? Yes sir he was awesome what about the second snake bro that was the craziest part just I knew it I knew there was a snake story where he captures a 20-foot python.

He's fucking in Vietnam. In Vietnam, they're out on a recon mission, and they find a 20-foot, 200-pound python. Jesus. And this is on a mission back. They're like, so we took one of our boys' ponchos covers, wrapped its head up, and took it with us. Then they got to a river. Then they got to a river, and they couldn't swim across the river with a 200-pound snake, so they had to leave it. Then they climbed up the mountain to base and convinced the helicopter.

pilot to go back with the helicopter and pick it up and they had a pet 20 foot python that they named a gomer pile well then he tells the story it's hilarious and then at the end of the podcast we're flipping through his book and he's got a bunch of pictures and there's a picture of him with a 20 foot long python it's almost marine shit i've ever heard my lot but the picture says jim capers with gomer pile number two and i'm like i'm sorry this picture says number two there was the number one? He goes, oh, yeah, we caught that one in Panama. It was not the same size. It's like the same size. This, what the fuck?

Dude. Oh, American Hero. My favorite part, too, was the, well, what did you do in Hong Kong? Well, my niece is right here. I can't talk about it. Heard. I did like, he was like, this is the first time my niece is hearing these stories and she's like,

no, it's not. She's like, I have the internet. I was like, oh man, really good people, though. That was, again, next week, whenever that one airs, you guys are in for a treat. Cody gets to watch that one. I'm going to watch that one. So good.

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I think every single one of us has used Shopify at one point. I think all our businesses right now are using Shopify. No, except mine, but that's because it's guns. Can't do that. Just one of them can't. Turn those dreams into SFX, Chaching, Shopify New Sell Sound, and give them the best shot at success with Shopify. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com slash unsub pod Shopify.com slash unsub pod We're like just a bunch of

you know degenerate morons half the time but like then you have those real moments where we have these genuine American heroes the the Don Graves the Papa Jake

the you know yeah Al have you know major major capers like that's it's really kind of cool it's neat I was

I was we plan for an hour because we know they're older and you don't want them to like push themselves or like expect too much and he just kept talking and we were just we all shut the fuck up and we're just like this he's like give me a coffee and a piece of candy and he went hard for like two and a half hours it was awesome dude yeah because we we were

he was like oh how long is this probably gonna go and I don't know maybe like an hour two hours later yeah it was so there was like at one point Eli's like well Nick you want to wrap it up and then he's just like, and then there was that time I killed a guy. I literally went right another 30 minutes. I was like, hell yeah. I was like,

never mind. We're not wrapping this one up. Continue with your story. Shut up, Eli. He's talking. I just like Brandon was asking the like the knife situation. And he's like,

I'm not allowed to talk about these a lot of the time. Frank said, and then we're like, Frank, he's like, I think you're with the right crowd essentially. It was the, it was what he said about it. That cracked me up.

but I was trying to, like, keep composure on it, but it was basically like, well, you know, certain stories we tell them, you know, you probably shouldn't tell and mixed company because certain people have opinions on what is and isn't a war crime. Like, God. Like, no, but these folks seem cool. Some people can't differentiate winning from war crimes. That was a privilege to have him on.

Yeah, I'm so stoked. We need to get, we're trying to get, Clint back on. I don't know. So many people. I got Ed Eaton said he'd come on. Go on. Ed Eaton. Snyper from Vietnam. I'm doing one of my videos on him. He wrote the book May Kong Mud Dogs. He's a sniper in Vietnam. And history channel's done a video on him before. But I mean, badass sniper in Vietnam. He goes out on a mission. They go to get picked up. And his helicopter crashes. in like a rice paddy and he's the only dude that's up everybody else is so wounded they can't do shit he climbs up it's dark he climbs up on top of a burning helicopter his sniper rifle in the crash the scope and the sighting got all fucked up you've told me the story and he had a old i forget what it's called but it was um it was kind of like an acog where it takes residual light

to illuminate it and it was like a shitty early predecessor of a night vision optic so we had that so he could kind of see movement and shit through this optic and pitch black in the jungle. And he fires and he sees the bullet hit like in the upper corner of his scope. So he's just got his sniper rifle, Kentucky Windage and an M-16. And for like it was like two or three hours, he got in a firefight with a platoon of NBA, 30 versus one. And he was bouncing back and forth between the M-16 and the sniper rifle trying to make him think there was more than just him up there. Ends up. Holy shit.

So he's like bouncing back and forth. Just an extra level of impressive on that. If your scope is fucking broken, no guarantee that where you've Kentucky windaged your new point of impact at, no guarantee it's going to stay the same place. Yeah. Because the glass could be moving.

Yeah, it could be rotating inside the hang. Parallax, all those little things. Like, no guarantee that you're like, oh, it hits there now. It could hit somewhere completely different after. I forget the details. I haven't done the full research with me, but I think he gets like somewhere between 7 and 10

confirmed kills during this firefight and then they finally get a helicopter in there to get these guys out and he loads everybody else up and there's some dude that's like pinned under the helicopter and can't get out and the dude basically is like dying and tells ed to leave him and ed's like nah and first helicopter takes off leaves him continues the firefight with this one dude and ends up saving the dude and getting him out and like he survives yeah that's fucking wild but he said he'd come on oh 100 yeah yeah 100% we have one guy without going into we have an individual that will be coming on the podcast he wants to stay low but uh metal honor recipient yeah and his stories wild but we were talking about it's like

a true professional where i don't even think he liked the article about him receiving the metal of honor out there he just wants to live life i'm like holy shit dude hard motherfucker hard but uh we should have him on hopefully if it's this month if we can talk him into the the other stuff right good-ass story very very good story i'm like and he knows it's weird when you know like certain people like with our friends in the higher chain of command now they're like yeah yeah oh they know Which is that an instant. It's a small world. Getting smaller every day.

Yeah. It's like a tozy. Oh, yeah. A tozy knew everyone we knew. Like, that dude was friends with every one of our friends. We were like, huh, interred. What the fuck? Who?

A tosy is a YouTuber we had on, what, two, a week ago? At a time of recording, yeah, it was like a week. Yeah. But he just knew fucking everybody. Umpa, fucking Post Malone. Like, just all the different, like, for homies that are not related at all we're just like oh okay

it was like yeah we're like oh shit okay well we're getting along well dope it's fucking dope now Mr. Cody how goes your shit you're streaming

yeah man I had to I'm sorry I didn't get to do the one this morning with him I needed to put some fires out with Range Day and then I needed to put a stream out because I've only been streaming once a week

when I was streaming five days a week I wanted to put at least one out, get a couple of videos in the pipeline. It's going good, man. We just have so much coming up, man. Yeah, between the live shows. Eight live shows. And then we got, yeah, Range Day in between all the live shows and just all our individual content that we've been trying to push out. Energy drinks launching.

It's already launched at this point. Families that we have. Kids that, like, want to see their dad or something like that. Got when you actually do it Because when this episode airs We'll be doing the marketing campaign And the push for the new unsubbed side zips So that

Stacked with energy drinks Stacked with Range Day Stacked with live shows Stacked with two to three podcasts And then whatever else Now I had a bunch of campaign stops And trips to D.C. Yeah, like it, dude, Jesus

Yeah, it's going to be a busy rest of the year For all of us, boys. Yeah. Best job ever had. Best job ever had. We had a good idea on kind of consensual. There's no way you could swing it. But if you did, it'd be very funny.

What if you could convince Post Malone to do weekend at Bernie's at one of the live shows? Like, what if we literally pull Post Malone out on stage wearing glasses and he just sits there like this for the whole show and we never address it? We never say a fucking word about it. You could also once in a while, Bud Light just comes up. But you could also just find a homeless guy. draw post tattoos on his face and just pretend it's him we could tell everybody that's what we did but it's really him way cheaper actually that would be pretty funny that would confuse a lot of fucking people although they'd be like they've been asking for post malone on the podcast for like

over a year now we bring him on and he says no words we carry him on and offstage he does zero interaction. They're like, did you guys just not pay for words? Did you want him on or not? You got him. We only paid for his time. Bro,

do you see how many people showed up to his bar opening in Nashville last week? Huge new. Holy shit. There were thousands of people just packing the streets to, his new bar is posties in downtown Nashville.

And so he did a little live show out in front of it. And there were just no standing room. Just people were packed for like a mile. It was crazy. It's how you know, you officially made it in the country music scene. It's like everybody, you know, it's, that's like the benchmark is having a bar on Broadway Street in Nashville. It's a good name.

Went ahead to posties. That's like, well, like everything's got your name on it. So like Alan Jackson had one. Oh, okay. So like Luke Brian, Jason Aldeen, Blake Shelton. Who? Post Malone. No, Luke.

We should do the gang does posties. We just go to, like, after all this madness is done, we just go down to Nashville for a weekend, check out his bar, hang around Nashville soon. Maybe kind of fine. Yeah, I'm down. A big good little gang does exclusive. I think, like, those would be really fun gang episodes. But then we have to, we can't tell Zach we're going. That's the funny part.

It's so mean. It's not even funny. Nick's just being malicious. The only story we do is when we're at the airports. Had a blast for a whole week in Nashville. But we tag him like he was there. Nick's just a bully, dude. You know that friend that like never really gets to hang out with us that much?

What if we went to his hometown and then like didn't talk to him? That'd be hilarious. And we don't ever address it. That would eat him. I would fuck with it. Or even meaner, we photoshop him into the background. of photos organically like he was there and tag him.

The dude that's been my right hand man for like three years now. Zach, you were there the entire time. You were just really high. What are you talking about? Counterpoint. Funny. Funny.

We forgot about that. We convinced him he got Mandela affected. We bring his family out. Not him. Oh my time. I love you, Zachary. The wife's like, yeah, we were there. What are you talking about, babe?

Yeah, it was great. We hung out, like, you told the donkey story again for some reason. Like, it was great. You tripped. You fell hit your head really hard. We thought that was weird. But, yeah, that was a blast. We drive her pretty crazy.

Just literally drive him nuts. It's mine just basically. self. So for Veterans Month, we're Start strong. We're openly gaslighting our body with deviations. We're starting a non-profit where we gaslight veterans into thinking they had fun.

It's far cheaper. It turns out of $100% of donations will just be used for us to have fun and Photoshop other people in the background. You pay us to get photoshopped. That's still more effective than, a lot of stories, unfortunately. Yeah, well, about you were with us.

Here's what you did. I like the idea of just sigh off. Zach. Just for no reason. Just because he would have the best reaction to it. His reaction to it would be so good. The nicest person I know. Yeah, let's fuck with him, dude.

Yes. Okay. Yes. Correct. It's all calling. him individually. Dude, that was a blast last week. Thanks again for coming out. See?

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I love it. You're going to go to... Are you going to range today? right? Should be. Okay. Now I was like, is Nick coming? That's why I wasn't sure. I have a question.

How far is the, uh, the trip from the hotel to the range? 45 minutes, but we have buses. You get transportation lined up. Yeah, we have buses lined up for it. Everything's handled. Good. Ammo guns, buses. Food.

Everything's good to go. Gambling. Sweet. We're not paying for that. Yeah, that would be a dope ass. you guys give people money to go gamble it's like oh strange day it's dope as shit what were we almost paying for the gambling he's going to open open poker table depends on how well we do i'll let papa meet gamble with my money absolutely that's about it though can we all just

invest in him yeah that's what i'm down we just all our money goes towards him it's like here make us more money it's like a hedge fund It's like a hedge fund He's our gambling Hege fund. He's gambling hedge fund. Like, hey man, I was going to spend this this weekend, but I'd rather just you have it.

Have we ever seen him lose? No. I've never seen him lose. Never. Like, he walks out always with like a stack. I've seen him lose one hand, but then the next hand win triple. So I've never seen him actually go down or be under.

Oh, I can't wait. Like, not a fan of Vegas. You're going to like, Serca way more than where we normally stay. We, you, was it, or was it Brandon? Who did we go and watch that fight at, with Circa, were you there? Yeah, that was the Strickland fight. Okay, yeah, oh yeah, Cody, you weren't there yet.

That was, dude, that was a blast. Were you there? That was not there. At the fight? No. Really? No. I think it was us and the girls.

Oh, okay. And maybe somebody else. It was Nico, too. Yep, yeah. We went at the stadium swim and watched the Circa fight, which is, or the Circa fight, the, the, the Strickland fight, which is I think when he lost to DuPlessy. Yep. So, whoops.

Lost 100 bucks that night, but dude, that was a good. That pool. I love the DuPlessy memes, though. What memes? Just because he always like, he pulls off moves. It should not be possible.

It's like Duplessi, round three, Tomfoolery. Like, just taking DuPlessy, round one, comically large hammer. All the memes, like, that was so funny. He's got like a montage of him just like doing crazy shit that shouldn't work and he pulls it off.

Is he the one where it's the, the Black History Month one? Oh, dude. The, the Nina interview. Oh, yeah. Yeah. She's like, oh, it's Black History Month. Cool. Happy Black History Month.

What do you want me to say to this? You're Mexican? Yes. Cool. Happy Black History Month. And it finishes with that. Oh, God. It's, but nobody beats, well, I was going to say nobody beats Sean Strickland, but, I mean, DePlessey, but nobody beats Sean Strickland when it comes to interviews.

No. By God, but it has to be by far one of the most entertaining fighters who's ever lived. Like, not even in an inorganic, like, oh, you know, promoting fights kind of way. Like, the guy's just naturally hilarious. he is as you get what you see oh yeah when he's who's the one brazilian jihitsu guy that paid for his belt you're gonna have to be more specific he's like that billionaire that everyone's like oh he's good moneyberg yeah money but sean when he did you see that yeah now he's saying that sean's ducking him i was like that's not true but did you see sean interacting

with him no when they ran into each other uh-uh this is like the one time they meet and you figure you'd be like hey how you doing hey how you doing it get like in shan's like this fucking retard body and you're like jesus christ dude this you just start hard and moneyberg's like why you got to be a dick man like attacking him he's like i don't think you're good i'll fight you right now you're you're talking about the guy who looks like the fat jd vance memes yes yes yeah okay and like i've seen footage of him drilling and stuff and it's like that's not black belt that all Is he just like, is he just like a rich guy that started paying to show up on podcasts? He's a billionaire that suppose, the story is he's a billionaire that was paying an outrageous amount of money to high level black belts for private lessons.

And like, if you pay for private lessons, in theory, you should get better because, you know, sole attention is on you, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It takes on average 10 years to get a blackbone Brazilian jiu-jitsu. There's like a handful of A prodigies, but B, prodigies that literally said, I'm going to go live in a jiu-jitsu gym. train three times a day and that's my job that have gotten their black belt in like three and four years that have pulled it off and this guy supposedly got his black belt in four years and he's like in his 50s it's like no and you see his mistakes he makes on rolling like wearing socks also he's dropping training footage of him in no gey wearing socks money berg has to be the most anti-Semitic thing i don't think that's his real name i think

that's like his nickname okay i'm like that can't be real right do we have to bleep it out now that you just call him moneyberg no that's his name that's what he calls himself oh does he yeah what is his fucking name now moneyberg i'm like that one dude who rule them all A branding choice, I suppose. His name is Moneyberg. Oh, Derek Moneyberg. Never mind.

As an entrepreneur, he received his black belt in three and a half years. Yeah, that's like the, there's like a handful of high level jujitsu people that have done it, but they're all like world champions. Like I think BJ Penn got his black belt in like three or four years and he became a world champion, a UFC champion. And he lived at the gym and a van outside the gym. the entire time. You don't know

what kind of high-level stuff they're teaching in the tunnels. P. P. Derek Mannyberg's real name

is Dale Bikowski. I didn't think that was a real name. Yeah. He goes by Moneyberg though. It's not good. no no we have man i don't know if you guys got any i was telling brandon earlier today at the gym it was uh fighters reaching out or people for fighters reaching out and be like hey we'll have

uh he would like to be on your podcast after the don fry yeah podcast dropped yeah which don was that was such a fun that was cool as shit don speaks in super diesel like i was like yeah and dude the one the it had me rolling is i read a comment and i didn't watch the video yet brandon bulls up a clip and it's like take a shot every time don says oh yeah or was it wow yeah wow wow he just says it the entire fucking time is he's carrying guns and looking at shit like okay he's fucking dope he's been coming across my feed nonstop since we hung out with him he's so funny yeah the phone knew his voice or something i got one today of him making fun of rogan the first time he ever met him yeah he's talking

about a he was on what was that that show that rogan had fear factor no no the news the news it was like the news oh yeah or something like yeah i know what you're talking about it was like a character on friends or i don't know if it was friends but it was something like that it was something radio but it was like news station radio or something like that and don the first time he met rogan at ufc 12 he was like oh yeah you're a guy that like acts like a idiot on that news show or something like that and like he was he didn't know until years like like later on that that's that was like rogan's character and he had just called him a like acting like a dumbass on that show it wasn't news radio he was like i didn't know i was

insulted you at the time he's still now my favorite person to text me because he calls me partner he's so happy don fry has like terminator vision you know how it like analyzes everything and like classifies it is just ma'am partner. Only three things that pops up on Don's Terminator fishing. Only three. Now I'm just picturing the red and been walking my. He's talking to my 16 year old. Yeah, yeah, especially.

He's talking to my 16 year old. Went to dinner afterwards. And it was the most interesting conversation here ever because he like, my, my son still won't drink Diet Coke. He only drinks, uh, unsweetened tea because Don told him to do that. And one of the things I did pick up while listening to him, Don's just like, yes, don't be huge quirk.

Words to live by. Thanks, Uncle, Don. We need to invest in a new company that makes fortune cookies with just Don fryisms inside of them. Oh, my God. Fryisms. It's such a good business model. Don fry fortune cookies. Fry chin cookie or something like that.

I don't know. there's some there's bones to this never quit get a pre-nup it's literally shit he says they get a double i don't want you to wear out your shoes i didn't even know about that that was it you that told me yeah yeah i was like what the fuck did he set the tone very very good early on with showing up to breakfast and ordering a double bourbon neat and then the lady because he ordered a single the first time and she goes to walk away making a double I don't want you to wear out your shoes

what he called Finn every time Finn was when he was leaving walking away he's like you late to go protest something I'm the one with the big tits make my drink I was like that's sad the level of bourbons with Don Frye you can go from ma'am to Barwich

It's so true Oh man We need some classics like that I don't know any of the other Primo Old OG UFC fighters Randy Coutor Randy Couture We need to get Chuck eventually

Chuck could be a fun one We still want to have Chuck on? No. Shit. Chuck would be a good one. He was going to come to Bachelor weekend with us. Oh, yeah. He ended up having to stay back for some business.

Plus he just got married. Yeah, yeah. Like this weekend, I think. Yeah. I'm trying to think anyone else. Dan. Dan to B-7 would be a fun one. Dan Henderson would be a hilarious one.

That's who I was talking about. Yeah, yeah. Dan's cool as shit. Is he good on the mic? Yeah, he's fucking hilarious. You've heard the stories about Dana and him back in like early UFC days? Dana's got the story that he's told before or maybe I read it in one of the books that I read. I read like all the old UFC guys books in high school.

And Dana White has this story about going out to a club in Las Vegas with a Dan Henderson. And somebody's getting in Dana White's face and the dude's got like some dime piece with him. And Dana White goes, look, dude, that's Dan Henderson and he's with me. If you don't knock it off, I'm going to have him beat the fuck out of you. And Dan Henderson looks at the guy, why would I beat him down when I could just stare him down? And the dude just leaves the bar. Pat Militage would also be a great one to have on. He's the one with the ID story.

Still one of my favorite stories. He's fantastic on podcasts and stuff. He has a podcast of his own. He does like conspiracy stuff. So he'd be awesome. There's probably, yeah. I mean, those are the OGs. Any of the modern fighters, if you want to come on down.

Or Mike Tyson. I'd interview him. Tyson would be fun. That'd be a good one. I was going back to Couture. He was at Burbiz. Yeah. It shot you last year.

Holy shit. He's a shot you're right. Every year. He's a super good. Yeah. So like, he went to Burbiz with like Rich probably knows us. We could probably get him on.

Yeah. Him and Chuck especially. I think they were probably the big two that we could get down. That we all have the same friends. Got it in that era for sure. The no gear era. I want to get Daniel Cormier would be great to have on, and so would Cain Blasquez. Both of those and then add on, um, my balls are hot.

Oh, no, Black Beast, Derek Lewis. Derek Lewis would be a fucking fun one. He'd be awesome. Yeah. Can Lasquez is like in legal trouble, though. Because he shot a guy, right? Yeah. Yeah.

I thought he was in jail or is he out. I think he might still be in jail, but he like, somebody, somebody either tried or successfully, like, assaulted one of his sons and he, went after him. Yep. Yeah. Dude, just the one dude that's running for sheriff right now that killed the judge that assaulted his kid.

And it's like on video. Yeah. That's a crazy story. And now he's running for sheriff. His trial is in January. He's out on bail for shooting a judge in his office. Yeah, he was the one that walked into his office in the courthouse and just fucking shot him.

Yeah. And he's out on bail for it. right now and while he's out on bail he's running for sheriff that's the one hell yeah dude that's one of the 14 year old daughter they were yes yes okay this country's cool sometimes yeah i was reading the story i was like oh he's oh no that's a video of him right now saying i'm running for sheriff and i did what any dad would do i was like fuck yeah and he'll probably win yep i mean yeah because people were sitting there's like this guy would be cool to be on and so i'm like yeah

I'm game. I don't give shit. Yeah. It'd be a wild fucking story. You know, I'm all into that shit, dude. Unsubscribe podcast, the, one of the leading podcast in interviewing veterans, old UFC fighters and guys that shoot. Yeah.

Who really are, uh, fucking why, Gary, why? Trident of content. We got, uh, Alaskan Avenger. I'm talking to him. He's down to come on. That'd be, that'd be cool. His story's wild. Did you see that we're going to get a picture of him?

Yeah. Where he's just smiling. his brother. Yeah, because he's like, well, yeah, I did it. And my brother, I did it for my brother and me because everything that happened. So that's why I'm smiling in that. We got to get J.D. on that one. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. That was, oh, man. Those are the fun. Yeah. We do have a quite narrow. You want to learn history or about getting killed? Why not both? For okay no los dos.

War history, MMA history, or shooting past history? Which, uh, which route do you want to go down? Which way, Western man? Fuck, yeah. And then I don't know what we're going to do for the last episode of the veteran one. We just need to find one more. Oh, no. How in our group will we find a veteran to put on the podcast?

Tusha. We've got quite the laundry list, I think. Yeah, it just all depends on who we want to have. Like, Wymer, fly down, bro. Just tell some stories. stories. One or two. Hegseth. Hegseth will be great.

He's kind of busy. He's a little busy. Come on. Yeah. Did you even if we got it for 10 minutes? Did you see that he booted the National Guardsmen that were in that picture? Yep. Wait, get the fuck out.

Those National Guardsmen that were like kind of fat bodies that were getting out of the trucks and like made all the headline news, he fucking, I don't think he kicked him out. He took him off active duty orders and like sent him to fat camp. Like a boot camp State mandated fat camp Is something I'm here for When I was in the army They had fat camp Dude I

They weren't allowed to fucking If you were in basic training Let's say you were Dries aren't Mean It's like what Rich does Yeah They're very mean

If you were fat out of shape Couldn't do sit-ups We would show up I mean showing up to basic You had kids that could not do a single sit-up Which is wild And then they have They have special forces

contract and you're like homie they fucked you i'm gonna pass it i'm like nope you're doing five years they got you five years in the infantry and that's it and you're not getting your bonus either have fun but seeing the fat bodies and then the people defending the fat body the defending is wild because it is people still mad it's like if they're if they do paperwork or office why do they have to be in shape the why are they jumping out of a truck with a rifle it's one of those wild ones that's fat pieces of shit I'm like you're in the military

look you can frame it any way you want there's a certain group of people that just hate standards yes there's no other way to explain it but you don't know I don't care I don't care

like yeah what it's the JD my favorite I don't give a shit Margaret I just don't want them in my country paraphrasing God, did you see Don Lemon trying to do a man on the street? Yeah, and everyone agreed that the National Guard should be there. No, no, no, no, not that.

He was going around being like, how do you feel about illegal immigrants being in the country? And this lady's like, well, if they're illegal, I don't, that's, they're breaking the law. And he goes, they're not breaking the law. It's a misdemeanor. And she's like confused. And then her husband steps in and he goes, a misdemeanor means you're breaking the law. he goes, no, it doesn't. It's like a traffic ticket.

And he goes, a misdemeanor literally means breaking a law lesser than a felony. It's breaking a law. And he goes, well, now you're getting into semantics. So I just know the definition of the fucking word. So you're telling me a DUI or any of this is not breaking law. He's like, well, yeah. He's like those are misdemeanors. Well, it's different.

Semantics. After he points out a DUI, this guy, Jake's a lawyer. So he's going to appreciate it. Literally saying misdemeanors are not breaking the law. You can have a substantive conversation of being like, hey, do you agree with how we're going about handling the illegal immigration situation? You can have a real conversation about maybe we should be handling it different. Maybe we should be doing it. But when you come out swinging with, I'm just going to change the definitions of words.

So I'm right. That's what drives me fucking crazy. They will, they will straight up, like, they'll change definitions of words. I mean, we saw it in the vaccine thing where they're like, oh, oh, shit. Now that the vaccine that we've been pushing doesn't actually, oh, doesn't actually. protect you from this disease, it just makes it slightly less bad, I guess, is what we're going for. They change the definition

of the word. When you're changing definitions of words, and especially when the one side is pretending not to understand the situation and trying to misrepresent, it's like you actually make dialogue impossible. Like you are an impossible human to talk to. That was a rough one to watch.

Now I'm angry. What are we doing here? Yeah. Oh, were we just scrolling Twitter there? I know. I don't get on Twitter enough I don't I let you guys handle it

yeah we'll do that I let you all handle Twitter I'll get on and I'm like oh yeah I'll like I like Brandon's thing if it pops up I'm like like

Is there a new Tony I'll do this and hold the bullshit away from you What's Tony up to? I don't know I'm about to find out Tony Tony

Oh yeah we have Brandon's coming up too at the time of this will everything be full swing? November 4th? It's full swing already, but will he have announced if he's running or not? Well, there's a few

things that's contingent on, but the that horse Yeah, something about horses, I guess. I don't know. Well, well, things are already pretty much full swing. Things will continue to heat up as it gets closer to the election. So the election is on March 3rd of

26. That's the primary election. So in District 23, it's a very, very conservative district. So the primary is the election. If I win the primary, I basically guarantee to win the general. If he wins the primary, same. So, yeah, March 3rd is the election in this district for all intents and purposes. So as things continue to get closer to like January, February, that's where things are going to continue to get ugly again. But I don't know. We got better name recognition this time. We got a better map this time. He has not done himself any favors. His negative.

are still in the, you know, his, he's just a bad. Tony Gonzalez, as a military veteran, I know what it's like to go through a shutdown without pay. Me, I wish you know what it was like to not fuck your married staffers allegedly. Wait, is that you?

God damn. You know, know what? If you don't like people calling you out for doing bad shit, stop doing bad shit. Yeah. It's that easy. I still like you. Don't cheat on your wife with your employees and I won't say it out loud. All right. And that's the other thing that drives me fucking crazy. And this is something I didn't want to, you know, be. Oh, Helms Deep. I just love Helms Depot over here. It's like this. And he's like, hey, shit, I am so sorry. Well, that one's gone. I'm going to ask you if the next one's okay. They spent so.

so much time last time, like, oh, did you know Brandon Herrera says the F word on the internet? And he's portraying himself as like, oh, I'm the perfect, wholesome Catholic family, man. It's like, dude, come on. I didn't bring up any of the affair stuff last time because, like, man, I don't really think your personal life should matter more than your voting record. I only attacked on policy. But for fuck's sake, stop pretending like you're a good dude. Yeah, and the changing of personality, too, of now I'm going to be edgy and say retard. he's tried to be me

except you know didn't stop being a bad dude that was sucks at it too man tried to be edgy

but how do you do my fellow edge lords just cringe fire your advisors seriously I was born into

edge you more adopted edging I don't know Key West was way gayer than I remember Key West Yeah Yeah we were staying on what is it I was East now you know why I avoid the ocean So you know

So when we went Just fucking spin Why do I dislike the ocean Gays Yeah The f*** neck It's like what? But east of all.

I've never stayed on that side of the island, which is funny because it's near the naval base. Hmm. It is small. That island is very small. It's walkable. Like the whole fucking island is theoretically walking. I mean,

the last night. I was there. I went Okay, Christopher Columbus. It's on fire today. Nick, do you need to get laid? He's so angry. He's laughing really loud, too.

Where did he go? Did he just leave? Yeah, he just left. He flies up. Back to Iowa. He's just one hour of the show. Killer joke leaves. Peace, damn.

Refuses to elaborate. Peace out, retard. Sorry. Oh, shit. Happy Indigenous People's Day. Oh, fuck sick. What's the next, how's the, the, the, the, the, the PSG one going for you on your rebuild? Well, we're doing, like, a clone build.

You're, you're going to be the only one with, like, a real PSG one. We've got some PSG one parts. We're going to, you know, you know, know, build out of G. three um big fat bitch that's a big bitch that is the biggest again the largest ford assist i have ever seen in a firearm brander's like i don't think it has a four assist i was like i don't know is it for the optic it is you know the little button for a four to assist on air was a giant i didn't even know the psg one had one dude it is like a full ass thumb is that a marksmanship rifle yes why does it need a giant fucking well we were at

I'm like, oh, so the G3, like an actual battle rifle doesn't need a forward assist, but our fucking designated marksman, like, precision rifle. Has the largest forward assist possible. Okay, cool. Way bigger. Really, really big. What's the next gun? So you got that, the FAMOS, but what's the next actual firearm you're going to do for a video?

Oh, man, we got some cool stuff. I got that MGO-815, so like the German World War I, like the, essentially the beginning of the light machine gun. Oh, the watercooled? Yeah, it's water cooled. It's like basically just like they took a maxim. They're like, what if we had a big ass dude carry this instead of it being like a carriage-mounted gun? So we got that. The MP 18, which is like one of the first ever like produced military submachine guns, which is fucking cool.

It's the one that's got like the 32 round Lugar drum on the side. On the side. You hold it like that. If anybody's played Battlefield one, you know. But I've got that. I've got a couple fun ones. We're still working on rebuilding like an Uzi. rebuilding an ultamax, like the

constant recoil, like zero recoil, like machine gun. Wait, what? The Ultimax? How the fucks that work? It's continuous recoil. So the bolt carrier never really bottoms out. So there's never that recoil Relatables.

Is it? God damn it, Nick. I just, I'm derailed now. That's what I'm calling it from now on. Just got stun locked. Mid explanation. Flash damage. Flash bang.

Pew View out did all of us, by the way. On? Coolest gun content. What do you do? He fucking went out to some farm in Iowa. They had an old, big ass old silo. They're made out of like clay tiles.

And he just posted a video of him and his buddy with a full auto M16s. And they fucking took down the whole silo. He cut a silo down with it. He cut a silo down with it. He said to do 400 rounds. I mean, I guess that's kind of cool. And his caption was renting a, renting a wrecking ball was $800. 400 rounds of ammunition was, whatever it was. It was cheaper. Yeah. But way cooler. It's like one of those Hotel Trevago ads. Yeah. So what's the, yeah, taking down a grain silo with multiple machine guns. Priceless. Dude. That's fucking one. It's price line.

what is how does the in the site was it just coming close how does that yeah so basically it's so it's a 556 light machine gun so it's uh i think it's korean if I'm not mistaken but yeah it's in the new battlefield but yeah just like fires and it's like a it's a

it continuously gets more aggressive as it goes to the rear what they decided to cut down a silo with guns I've seen people do that before Is that just a thing In the Midwest There's just silos to take down Yeah what else you're gonna do

Leave them standing I assume What the fuck are they doing No they can fall down It couldn't have that It only took 900 bullets To bring that bitch down It's strong gust to win

That's cool That's fucking why Can't let Mother Nature do all the fucking work Brandon Dude I got something cool From clean the other day What was that He sold me his knight's arm

At SR 25 Are you got real SR-25 now? Yeah, dude. I haven't won that for a while. We got a talk, and I was like, let me, let me buy it. I'm better than that, so how much? A good bit. Yeah.

Oh, no, I was just, any opportunity for a board. It's a real one, man. Yeah. I'm happy about the. Oh, shit. The Ultimax, though, the one last thing on that is there's, it's actually so good at recoil mitigation. There's videos of dudes, like, putting it on their nose, like the stock against their nose and just ripping it. Yep, that sounds accurate.

I'm done. I'm tired. I've never heard of this thing. I'm like, what the fuck? No recoil is wild, even on single? You've actually shot mine. It was years ago. It had to have been a minute ago.

Yeah, it was years ago. We haven't quite finished the rebuild, like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, weld we got a kit for it so like you want to make sure you get it really straight or else you start having malfunctions and different stuff like that but it's it's a dope fucking gun i'm trying to think what it even looks like i'm looking for a here you go oh god that was a long time ago like that's insane it just doesn't move yeah it just it just all things considered it's very very easy to control

yeah here you go there's a dude one-handed like controlling a light machine gun firing it over his head like that's ridiculous I'm excited to get that up

the American exchange student Harry Potter but they put it in the new battlefield and I saw there's some streamers that are like this gun is broken it shouldn't they deleted the recoil and I'm like I have one this is how it fires in real life

well you think that all video games should be like real life and like blah blah blah like balance isn't important like Chad yes I still don't get how it's done. A lot of the recoil impulse that you feel is like the buffer two like hitting the extra. Yeah.

Well, because they're trying to like condense and they're making, they're trying to make the gun as light as possible and as compact as possible and reliable and everything like that. So like a lot of times like the majority of the recoil impulse you feel is the bolt carrier hitting the back of the gun. And like you can even watch super slow motion as soon as the bolt carry hits the back. That's when you see the impulse. So already 5, 5, 5, 6.

You're not dealing with a lot. It's a fairly heavy gun. That helps a bit, too. But the fact that it never bottoms out. So, like, at some point, it'll just slow down and stop on its own accord and then go back forward. So it's not smacking the rear of the gun. How does that work with, like, so direct blowback is heavier recoil than roller delayed? Yeah.

This is gas off, though. Okay. So it's not a, no, an open bolt, or excuse me, a direct blowback. Five, five, six would go crazy. Because you'd have to have very, very heavy. bolt. There is math technically to make it happen. So, like, things like the orlican are fucking

crazy because they figured out how to make a direct load back. That was the brand's most autistic thing. You're like, things like the overman? And then you can't put the hair back? I was like, oh, he's getting into it now. I like it. Go. Listen here, kitten. Daddy's going to drop some autistic knowledge on you now. I'm here for it. The orlican

was crazy because, and I've been looking for one of these forever. It was like a 20 millimeter deck gun and they wanted it basically a direct blowback open bolt 20 millimeter, like big fucking 20 millimeter. And instead of making the bolt, like, I don't know, whatever you'd have to make that, like 200 pounds to not explode, they ended up making it what's called advanced ignition, which is like the sketchiest shit ever.

Because advanced ignition basically says, we're going to use the forward momentum of the bolt to act theoretically as extra weight. because an object in motion is going to be the effective force to push it backwards is going to, I'm explaining this poorly, but it would basically make up for the lack of weight because you've got the forward momentum on it. And an object in motion stays in motion. Yeah, mass times acceleration. Yeah.

The problem is, you don't want to increase mass so you increase acceleration. Yeah. Problem being that the only way to get that mass going forward, that inertia, is you have to ignite the cartridge before it's in the chamber. Oh. Advanced ignition. Wait, so like, if you've like, open.

in battery almost. Yes, you, you are fire, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

the, the, the, the, the, the, 20 millimeter cartridge is fully in the chamber, in battery. That's fucking terrified.

Horrific. But they work. Have you seen, have you seen, have you seen your narrator's story that went viral? He was on a podcast talking about shooting

a javelin, because he was a javelin guy. Which, the, he has the record for, like, yeah, the story of how he broke the record. Yeah, he's told it on,

Oh, it's so good. I forget it, though. Like he, I forget the details. He was lined up and they're like, okay, prepare to fire and he prepares fire. And like, once you hit the, I'm firing the javelin, like, you only have so long until it just blows the fuck up. And he's like, nobody else realized that except for him. And he's like, guys, I have 15 seconds to fire this or it's blowing up. And they like get on the phone and make a call and they're like, fire at the target.

And he mistook what target they wanted. And he aimed for one that was like 5,000 fucking yards away and like broke the course record for the long. longest javelin hit ever. There was like a general there and he did all this. And it was an accent. That's really far. Singing like all the generals and officers like, I forgot about that story.

I just did a did a video on drops tomorrow, Bazooka Charlie. I'm looking forward to that. You know what a liaison pilot is? World War II. so like world war two they just got the idea they were like okay well we had like weather balloons in world war one for you know up high recon we want a plane that can do that so basically they were getting these pilots that would go up in these uh they called them l4 grasshoppers but it was just a j3

piper cub it was like level one flying plane that you would learn on super light fabric wings they could loiter for hours like a crop duster and these guys would go up in a crop duster and fucking call in artillery. Well, Bazooka Charlie was a 29-year-old history teacher whose brother was captured by the Japanese in a POW camp, and he was sick of

just calling an artillery and not being able to engage the enemy. So he fucking rigged three bazookas on each wing and was dive-bombing German tanks and shooting six bazookas at him and pulling up. And he has six confirmed German tank kills. Two of them

are tigers, which is the German heavy tank. And he has like suspected like up upwards of 16 but it's just this crazy story this guy that was just like fuck it i'm gonna send it like he's like he's like can i do this they're like not gonna say you can't and they're like cool and he's just dive bomb in german tanks and a crop duster is he like strings attached to shoot uh no he rigged up a control panel with electrical so he would send electrical impulses into the bazookas but like there was one day uh battle at ericourt it's the biggest tank battle on the Western front between Americans and the Germans. I think America had like

130 Sherman's and the Germans had like 240 armored vehicles and tanks. Like heavily outnumbered, but America had air superiority, but there was all this fog so American planes couldn't go up. So Bazooka Charlie goes up anyways. And like basically stalls the Germans till the weather clears because there's just a crop duster spawning out of the fog taking out tanks. And they're like, the fuck is going on so they like stall out until the fog lifts and then america regains air superiority it's like a huge strategic win but it's crazy it was just again how did he sign up for that it's just he he had heard when he was in theater he heard that somebody had done it with a bazooka so he's like fucking i'm going to figure it out which like we get the extra

bazooks. Everybody's like, that was my question. It's World War II, dude. There's f*** crates everywhere in World War 2. That's one thing I have like, America was just built as shit and sending it over. You didn't have to do it. You didn't have to ask for a thing. Crate lands. A blessing from the law.

Like, fucking 18 bazookas. Yeah. So Battle of Erichort, he made three runs. So like he flew up, fired six bazookas, landed, got replenished, went up again, fired him went up again.

They said, I think he fired no less than 16 bazooka shells during the Battle of Aurecourt in one day. I love it. The Germans, it's like, oh, it's a crop duster. It is. Well, that's the funny part is like a lot of people

at the time didn't understand or didn't think it would even be possible because bazookas weren't that effective on German tanks. Like, you were hoping to take out the track and disable it. a bazooka, it could, but it was very unlikely to penetrate front or side armor of a German tank. So he was basically doing predecessor of the javelin. Guess what the German engineers weren't expecting from the top. That's why it was so effective. That's how he was taking out

tigers and shit, because he was hitting them on the top. That makes sense. Yeah. That's what I still cannot wrap my head around that. I think in the video, like the German engineers, at no point in their meeting. Did anybody say, what if America develops the pro gamer move? And I had Fluk cut to the battlefield scene where the guy jumps out of the plane or the bazooka.

I hate how accurate that is. 60 years before Battlefield. Was he married? Yes. Hey, what the fuck are you doing in the garage? Shut up, Catherine. Welding. Bunny. Her name was Bunny.

Bunny. it's so much better welding them on and then not knowing if it's going to affect aerodynamics when you're flying i was thinking about that too that's the thing i talked about in the video is like nobody gives this guy credit for how hard like there was that youtube video or tutorial on how to do this like and this is a very very small plane like they could only put one pilot in there with the radio how much is that thrust going to fuck your airplane so that surprisingly didn't fuck it up but the hard part is it's recoilless right yeah the hard part was the weight in figuring out where to mount it not to fuck up the controls of the plane

you know because you're mounting six metal tubes with rockets in them so he had to figure out the right spot to mount them and how to bet like how far back how far forward on what figured all that out also he would have had to angle them like kind of towards his nose a little bit right

because when he's diving just to get him in the right they were dead straight so like they didn't all converge but he had different markings on the inside of his windshield because he did so many practice runs he's like that bazookas should hit there assuming it does what it's supposed to which it's a bazooka it's basically a giant bottle rocket we'll see what happens that's fucking a wild dude that's also dope as shit bunny i do like that's the wife like no never mind our girls walking out if we're in a world war and like the girls coming into like unsub and we're just doing that in the backyard

which is building weapons they'd be like oh my that's the funny part is like in your mind like she's there with him in theater bitching about like not having the laundry done or the uh take out the trash i'm busy honey it's so he wrote hundreds of letters back home to his wife and his uh his daughter like released a lot of these letters and she wrote a book to like validate her dad's story and in some of the letters it's it's funny his perspective because he's not telling his wife what he's doing but he's like sweetheart i'm sorry i'm not being a very good husband. I'm doing some dangerous shit. Just straight up, like, being honest

with her like, I'm taking some risks. I'm going to be straight with you, baby. He's in a crop dust. Oh, yeah. He talks they talk about how he like, he perfected his approach method. So in order to avoid anti-. Originally, they weren't

shooting at the crop dusters because it was a poor exchange. You know what I mean? Like, oh, that guy's just up there spotting. We're just going to hide and not let him know where we are because if we shoot at him, he'll know where we are. Then artillery's going to rain down on forehead and then he started dive bombing motherfuckers with bazookas. So they started shooting a crop

dusters. So he had to figure out evasive maneuvers and he would go up and do a corkscrew and down and just straight dive bomb him fire the bazookas at 300 feet. He would go. I thought you were talking about taking it at a grade. He would actually

yeah he would approach and corkscrew so he wouldn't get hit by anti-aircraft fire. Literally battlefield I'm jumping out of my fucking Airplane and is going straight at the ground. Yes. Which the other surveillance planes that weren't

doing that had to be like, dude, fuck this guy. You're the reason why we're getting shot now. You've got to set a tone. You did a great job of that. It's like literally anything we have. Can possibly kill you. Other pilots started doing it. They just weren't as successful. They

weren't the first, so they didn't get as much credit. I mean, but other pilots did start to do it. That's pretty cool. Bazooka jet. Wait, isn't his name? Bizuka Charlie Charles Carpenter. Why the fuck didn't they give him a cool plane then? After he, you know, killed the first.

You're like, man, you're doing real good. We don't want to switch it up. He's fission shit up right now. It's his good luck plane. He's doing like the training wheels plane. It's like, why don't we give him a real, like, cool plane? Because he wouldn't take it. He's fucking pro.

He prestige. He maxed out the starter. item. He got the golden fucking crop duster. He's got the molten lava camo on his fucking crop dust.

Dude, he had a dope-ass pain job. He had like, he had like, the gold plane. He had like nose art on his crop duster. He said Rosie the rocketer instead of Rosie the Riveter.

It's dope. All right. That's good. Bro. Joe bought the battle pass. This game's not good unless you pay for it. That's fucking wow.

You get six bazookas? Mom only lets me have one. We were in the last podcast I talked about. I was like, oh, yeah, we, the one fight, well, Jim talked about having so many grenades and throwing it. I was like, oh, yeah, we'd get along. On this one firefight, we shot a lot of HEDP from the 203. And I was like, man, I hope I, actually, I don't know. Did I get that right?

Yeah, HDP. Nick can start here. This is my buddy Ross that was in that firefight. Just read it out loud if you were. Call me real quick. I got a question. What's your question? The one day we got in that stupid gunfight in the open field.

That's me. It was out of our sector. Remember that? Yes, I remember that. I got bullet holes in my ACU top and some crap in my arm. You guys were pinned down, if I remember correctly. Yes. How many grenades did everybody?

everyone to fire. Those HEPDs. Hmm, it felt like a lot. That's what I was thinking, like 18 or 20. I can't remember. Yeah, it was a ridiculous amount. I thought so. I was like, did I get the number right? I was like, I think we fired 20 something, HDD. We fired a lot. It was like a backup. That was another thing, uh, caper said that, uh, he was like, oh, well, this guy, you know, I was, you know, trying to help out this guy. He was my M79 guy. Dude. Oh, like in like in my soul, I was like, oh, this is so cool. Imagine just being able to casually say, like, oh, my M79 guy. Like, that's fucking neat.

40 mils are just cool. You know, it doesn't take a lot to make us, man, happy. Just give us a couple grenades. We'll figure it up. I don't like those guys over there. Have you ever seen the inside? A good baseball player, but like. You ever seen the inside how those things arm?

Because inside of a 79 or? Yeah, any 40 millimeter. grade it's terrifying ross's right up ross got a better write-up for his purple heart than i did because his got like he got calf his calf got hit and then bullet holes through it i forgot about all that shit

oh war i forget about any of my fucking stories period i still have the paperwork from that shit in my arm this podcast it's coming back in my day i know i never like i completely forgot about that thing it was like wait is no my brain's not

the best do i remember this right please don't be crazy he's like you fired one I'm like damn it okay never mind on sub episode 2700 okay uncle Eli let's get you your oatmeal

and let's go to bed my oatmeal tastes like 9 mil our kids are like how the fuck did they raise us the guy guess is as good as mine gotta get out of here

I hope my kids look back at this in their 30s and be like God look how politically correct dad was. Remember back before he, you know. Bamp,

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