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You don't go to foreign countries and fuck around.
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Cool to be down in San Antonio for the first time ever.
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Okay, just turn in and out, basically.
But hey.
And then you start your, you travel a lot, a lot.
Yeah. And it is wild.
I'm like, holy shit, that is awesome.
But dear God, at least you're young still.
you got exactly because i just we sat down earlier like oh where you're from you're like
norway yeah well wouldn't have called that one no accent well see i was see i'm born in
the u.s and then my parents moved me to norway when i was seven so that's kind of but also if i
speak norwegia and no one would ever guess of american so yeah i don't know that kind of
have that going for me at least whatever language then briefly lived in england and then
bounced around the U.S.
And now you're here.
Now I'm here.
On unsub.
Oh, this is going to be good.
Apparently after this, going to South Korea.
Correct.
No, I am.
There's some shenanigans out there, so I have to kind of cover that because that's a,
I don't know.
I don't know how a dude starts falling down a staircase like two years ago and he's
still falling down the same staircase today.
It's like a really slow and prolonged train wreck that we just kind of have to cover.
A train wreck that multiple people at this table are somehow involved in.
It's it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Oh, my God, I forgot about that.
Johnny Somali.
Oh, that little asshole.
Yeah, Johnny Somali.
So he did a lot of videos on him, right?
I don't know.
I'm not sure how many.
It was probably like 25 at this point, so we're in there.
And that's what he's going to South Korea for.
Correct.
So how many times have you been and what do you go for?
Just to cover the trial.
Well, whose trial?
Johnny Smalley's trial, essentially, in South Korea.
So, yeah, I started covering him like two years ago, and then he did his antics in Japan.
He got a slap on the wrist, but he was like, you know, begging to the judge saying he was
going to quit this lifestyle.
He was never going to do that ever again.
And then...
He basically just, like, maliciously trolled the people in.
But he did vanish a little bit, and then he came back and just resumed where he left off.
Just being a dick to everyone.
Exactly.
Went to Israel.
Then he went to Thailand.
then he went to South Korea
and now he's stuck in South Korea.
He's been stuck in South Korea
for a year now.
Shit.
They're actually getting,
who was the other streamer
in one of the Asian countries
that's actually in jail?
That's Vatali is in jail
in the Philippines right now.
He's not looking too good
when those updates come out of his photos.
I'm like, yeah,
he fucked around and found out.
Also, you can tell he doesn't have
TRT anymore because he's shrinking
rapidly.
It's, yeah, his entire freedom
is hinging on if they charge him
for stealing that bike,
which he live-streamed himself doing.
And in the Philippines,
if you steal any automobile,
it's a 20-year prison sentence.
Oh, shit.
And he live-streamed himself
stealing a motorcycle.
So they haven't charged him with it yet,
but it's there.
This is Vitali?
Yeah, this is Vital.
Oh, God.
So this is a completely separate case.
Yeah, the evidence is kind of there.
That's the problem.
And...
It just depends on if they charge him
with the thing that he did.
Correct.
His freedom is hinging on that.
Is there a polymarket bed on this yet?
There probably is, honestly.
Honestly, there might be.
I mean, he also, did he steal or do something against the police, too, on live stream?
Well, yeah, he stole their hats.
He ran off with their hats.
He stole an industrial fanned.
He told a woman that he was going to rob her on his live stream.
he also stole a red light mask
he did end up returning it
after running around with it for about 10 minutes
yeah
I kind of miss when he just staged videos
of beating up
interesting
those peaks just staged
beat up videos
were all of those staged or we're
because I have a feeling that some were real
and some were fake but I'm not fully sure
some of them were so ridiculous
you're like this has to be staged
and he would just have this habit of going out
and catching five a night or something like that.
It's like, yeah, well, I don't know about that, but at the same time.
The one that I thought had to have been fake was the flashbang one, where you're like flashbang
a guy multiple times, because I'm like, how is he not getting a criminal record from flashbanging
a random dude?
Like, even though, like, he's an alleged PDF, like, you can't just be flash banging people
in public without getting a charge.
If it's a real flashbang, those are also illegal to possess.
That's a destructive device.
Oh, interesting.
It's a real live, like, grenade fuse.
So, like, that's a, that's a 10-year infraction per flashbang.
And he did it in California.
Oh, my God.
So that's why I'm like, okay, wait, is it real or is it fake?
So that's why I was thinking it was fake.
But also, it's live streaming.
I don't know.
How much room? Is there to fake that?
I don't know.
I can never wrap my head around the mindset of I'm making, oh, man, this month I'm going
to make 80.
I don't know how much they make, but let's say it's like 100 grand this month.
But all the risk for 80 to 100.
grand does not seem worth it.
I'm guessing that's a really good month for them too,
but all the risk of X, Y, and Z,
especially if I'm going overseas to Japan.
So, yeah, are we talking about Johnny here?
Anyone, like any of the streamers.
Johnny was never close to 80 grand.
Yeah, I don't think they're...
Never, never, dude.
Like, a total, what, or not, uh, what, what's the other one?
You just said.
Vitali was above there.
Okay, I would, because he had a, he had to deal with steak.
So like, you can assume that he was actually making six figures a month.
So Vitaly, it's kind of like, okay, why,
Why would you take that much risk?
I agree with that.
Johnny doesn't have anything.
So I think Johnny's best months ever, my guess, and this is just a guess, is probably
10K, which is insane.
That's really good.
That's a lot.
For a lot of you are like 90% for that.
Yeah.
Because like his entire, his entire setup is like, hey, I'm going to put myself in really
bad situations, and you guys can put me in worse situations if you donate something really
offensive on Texas Beach.
and that's his all setup.
I mean, $10K a month is not that much money
when the job itself is to
travel the planet
and essentially edge
the gayest episode of Locked Up Abroad.
Right.
Not great.
No.
I want the world to hate me.
How much does that cost you?
10 grand a month.
Fuck on.
That's good.
While being repeatedly incarcerated
in foreign countries.
Well.
And then that's like, Cody,
Your story on the individual, what was it, he was a Korean Special Forces?
It was Dalgoon, right?
Yeah, he's a Navy guy.
Yeah.
And now I saw that he tracked down Somali while he was out.
He just got released from the police station, I think.
And so the dude tracks him down and just goes up and fucking pops him in the nose.
And it was, it was hilarious.
We play that clip real quick.
What he got?
Oh.
I've met a lot of those guys as well, and they're, they're super funny because they have, like, an entire, like, group chat of tracking down where he is at all times.
So, like, they...
You interviewed one. Huh?
You interviewed one, didn't you?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I interviewed one of them.
But there's a whole network of those guys who are just essentially using a...
Yeah, they're just tracking him down.
They know at all times where he is, essentially.
I'm getting random texts of, like, oh, that's him walking around the street.
Like, I got one not too long ago.
you're playing geogessor for where to beat up an asshole
yeah no
I'll show proof real quick because I got our
yeah no literally I got a video from one of them
and they're just oh yeah look who we found
I didn't know he was out oh he's out
yeah he's not in jail right now he's doing the hearings
you explain it so Cody when he got arrested in Korea
the first the individual that beat up Johnny
you get the Navy guy you help post his bell
I paid some of his legal fees.
I think you needed $8,000, and he was able to raise $3,000,
so I threw the last $5,000 on there to help him out.
Because I just, I have no patience for assholes.
And, like, he did the world of service by popping that dude in the face.
So I was totally down to help him out with that last bit of his legal fees.
I love it.
Thank you for your service.
Two degrees of separation.
I forgot about that completely.
And the other guy didn't get cash.
caught yet the other guy who punched him in the face okay I didn't know that's the guy I
interviewed gotcha you never said thank you and you'll ever have to yeah the guy you
interviewed that story it was it was as you said it was like a group text and then they're just
like oh he's here or here and then they all just converged yeah brother that's wild in a country
to be able to do that well just go like go to a country
and they're hosting you
and then you're mean to everyone around you.
I'm glad he got his ass kick several times.
He had it coming.
And again,
repeatedly committing crimes in countries
in which he does not live.
Yeah.
And thinking it's going to be like,
oh,
it will be fine.
We don't have to worry about this.
Because right now,
how many years can he serve up to?
I think his,
so there was a lot of,
like,
I did that as well,
where we thought all of his crimes could stack.
But apparently North Korea,
not North Korea,
South Korea on there.
That would be a fine one for him.
Exactly.
But South Korea has a max of 12 years for everything that he's done.
So he would have to go outside of those parameters to get more than that.
Gotcha.
Because his biggest charges are currently the deep fake charges that he's facing.
So essentially people on his Discord, they used AI to essentially have him make out with people.
So yeah.
And then he showed himself on his stream making out with, for example,
Dalgun who punched me in the face and then there was another female streamer in South Korea and so
by doing that he's distributing it. So that's why he has those charges and that charge faces I think
it's it's either eight or ten years max um Jesus and we thought they stacked on top of each other
but the max then with even with the stacking is 12 years. That's the weirdest rule 34 I
I've ever heard of.
Some countries.
Johnny Somali Rule 34 is...
Oh, yeah.
No, it's super interesting.
And then other than that, it's kind of like,
he has a bunch of misdemeanors.
So it's just like business disruptions.
They're called Minor Crimes Acts there,
which we thought was like, oh, was he like interacting with minors or something
like that?
No, that's just what they call it misdemeanor.
And then there was also the...
He has a...
He hasn't been...
charged formally yet, but they're investigating him for North Korea propaganda because he's,
again, live streamed himself playing Kim Jong-un and everything on the Metro. So that's not
that good for him either. And the problem with all these IRL streamers is they've already
filmed and like essentially broadcast themselves committing the crimes. It's really just up to the
prosecutors to be like, all right, we'll charge him for that. We'll charge him for that. We'll
skip that, but we'll charge him for that. So essentially they have like days on days of footage to go
through. In Johnny's case, I think there's like 90 streams or something like that to go
through. That's like a sentence in itself. For the prosecutor to have to
watch this shit. It's so much. So yeah, that's currently where they're at. With the
tally, it's a little bit more simple because he didn't do that many streams before they
actually got him. So the thing we were talking about earlier that really cracked me up was
the South Korean government wanting to stick it to us over that
raid. Right. Oh, I didn't know about this. We were like, wait, this is hilarious.
Cody is fucking wild. So. Yeah. Okay. So now apparently, and I didn't even know about this until
my, I guess, legal connection out in South Korea was saying like, yo, you know, South Carolina,
that thing happened to the South Koreans. And I was like, wait, I didn't, what happened? Apparently,
there was like an ice raid on, I think it was a Hyundai facility. And they ended up arresting and
perpwalking a bunch of South Koreans who are working there on the plant. I don't know the details
of it and anything, but because they did the whole thing of perpwalking them and everything, that
really upset the South Korean government. And now my legal contact is saying there's a very high
probability that they might go harsher on Americans in South Korea who have committed crimes there
because of that. So now Johnny has accidentally fumbled himself into an international debacle.
Amazing.
Because the, the immediate thing that came to my head was the Pirates of the Caribbean bit,
and it's like, back down and we'll shoot your man.
Shoot him, he's not our man.
Like, we get ice raids and Johnny Somali gets fucked over even harder.
I'm like, stack it dub after dub.
I'm here for it.
It's fucking wild.
I will never wrap my head around it.
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And apparently, Vitaly is stuck as well, obviously, because he's half Russian, half American,
and the Americans nor the Russians want him.
yeah so now he's just kind of there as well and he actually born in russia i don't i don't know
where he's born but i know he is russian-american so gotcha and philippines do not right philippines
it's the philippines yeah they don't fucker like philippines especially i don't know
if it's still the president but uh during paciel's reign of fighting philippines did uh the president
they got in office is the one that's like hey if you do drugs we're gonna kill you yeah
you were executing if you were dealing drugs you were executed
No, I did not know that.
Oh, dude, 2010-ish is when they got that president in.
That president cracked down on drug, like, crimes.
Maybe they were like, oh, might have corruption with him,
but he got rid of a lot of drug problems because it was,
oh, hey, I have kill squads, and they are allowed to do this.
You are allowed to, actually, that was it.
You are allowed to go kill drug dealers.
I forgot that.
Did you know that?
It's like the letters of Mark, but for drug dealers,
you could literally go kill your local drug dealer.
Yep.
Without, let me double check that.
That brings new meeting to like the JD Delay shirts and whatnot.
Kill your local.
Oh, you could just do that.
Shit.
President and Kurt, yeah, more than 7,000 killed in the Philippines in six months as
President encouraged murder.
He was saying, yeah, dude, the president was like, yeah, if they're drug dealers and everything, kill them.
No repercussions.
Cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was a whole thing.
2017, sorry.
Oh, wow.
But police are killing with impure.
impudity, but then you had civilians also,
vigilante groups also followed through with these orders.
I hope they were specific.
Like there's dudes just rolling up wanting to like act like the purge,
Merker, and their local pharmacist.
Dude, that's what it was.
That dude went hard on that.
That's why he got.
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Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
And speaking of accidentally becoming political pawns, Vatali also is in a similar case because
my understanding is that the current government of the Philippines did some stuff that a lot of
the people looked at was not pro the people. Now the people are very upset about Vatali.
So now they're heavily incentivized to really stick it to Vatali to show, hey, we're doing
something for the people. So that's another thing going on. So that's, yeah, my legal connection
in the Philippines was the one who told me that.
So, that's interesting.
And there was also a lot of fake information saying that Vitale was going to be released now,
but we don't know the sources of that.
And everyone I've checked with in the Philippines said this is not the case at all.
He's still going to go to trial eventually when they finally get to him
because there's a backlog of about a year or two.
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So, yeah.
Oh, that's fun.
Which is what you don't go to foreign countries and fuck around.
Like, it doesn't make sense.
That's a lot.
That's that's just what I want
Johnny Somali to be sentenced to
is I just want to see him
He's got to stream it
Yeah
And they just treboshe him into North Korea
And just see what happens
Oh yeah
Wow
Yeah no he's
He's not in a calorie surplus
In that captivity
That's for sure
That is a motherfucker who has run out of creatine
And everything else that's injectable
Oh, that was, wait, was that in two months?
It would be like that.
Could be.
Yeah, I think it's even according to this, like two months.
Damn, dude.
They popped off the stem of like the tire.
Deflates.
The worst part of the, or the thing that was like me accidentally doing something
that triggered something way bigger than what I expected
was making a video on Vitaly being stupid.
in the Philippines because in the official arrest report
posted on Facebook by the police there,
they cited my video for how they found out it happened.
No shit.
And I went off.
Because when it happened, right,
I just cover anything that's laughably stupid on the internet.
And I just see this guy stole a motorcycle while live streaming it.
So obviously I'm like, oh, this is not gonna end well.
So I just make a video on it covering it and laughing at it
because like how stupid can you possibly be to do this?
Yeah, I didn't realize that was going to be used to arrest him because that then went viral within the Philippines.
And that was an accidental thing.
Because when things happened, a bunch of people just spam me like, look at the stream.
Look, look what's going on.
And I'm like, oh, okay, we'll see.
And then I'm like, oh, that's bad.
Hell yeah.
But thank you for your service as well.
Accidental.
Just like you're killing retard streamers, one by one.
Have you ever been used as evidence in a trial before?
Like any of your video breakdowns or anything?
I know they use them a lot in, like, police training.
Yeah, a lot of police academies play my videos.
I don't know if I've ever been used to a trial before, though.
It's happened to me twice.
I've had them try.
I've had a couple places try to bring me on as an expert witness for things.
Yeah.
And I always defer that to angry cops because he's been a cop for much longer than I was,
and he's still a police officer.
For sure.
So that's happened a couple times.
And I just thought, yeah, I always defer that to him.
I'm good on this.
For me, it was the, it was the Alec Baldwin killing.
Oh, that was hilarious.
Yeah.
The attorney reached out.
You had a video on that, right?
Yeah, I made a couple of basically breaking down
like why his version of events make no sense.
And like the attorney reached out.
It's like, hey, can I use this?
And the other one was actually, I found this out the other day
because a friend sent it to me.
It was in one of the SIG P320 lawsuits.
Oh, wow.
I forgot about that.
I can't remember the quote that they had from my video,
but I think it was,
I don't want to misspeak, but I think it was verbatim
accusing SIG of, quote,
Olympic-level corporate gas.
lighting is what I think the quote was that is amazing I mean they really did
Sig was they did everything in their power to fuck up their social media presence
and then doubled down on it where you're like oh man that one why would you tweet was it
the 320 what was the one tweet that really it ends today that that whole like there
there's no problem there's never been a problem meanwhile they are going off left and
right there's video footage of them just being jostled and holsters I for one thought they were
gay before they started killing people.
But, you know, afterward, it's like,
look, we can have differences of opinion
on the SIG thing. Like, there's plenty of SIG
products that are, you know, like the P-365
and stuff like that. It's like command.
I've had a P-635 pointed at my right
nut for like three years now. Yeah. Yeah.
There's certain stuff that's... It's been fine.
The problem is when, like,
you have entire agencies
that are cutting your product because
they have record numbers
of negligent or, excuse me, accidental
discharges, where the guns are just going off,
you know from a light breeze or getting jostled or whatever it's like the cops there's a lot of
cops bending over and it put a little bit pressure on them and they were just going off in their
holsters and then now holstered firearms going off is like that's that's crazy and then fast forward
a month after they tweet that maybe less than a month than the air force or navy guy the airman
yeah yeah the airman put his 320 on the table during training and it goes off and kills him all fairness
to sig there is some doubt about that one now oh they said there's potential that
one of the people involved lied in their testimony or something like that. So like there's some
wiggle room there. Still not really sure what the fuck happened, but you just have records like from
ICE, you know, like when they released their records of it. They had a detailed breakdown of all
the accidental discharge that happened and whether or not they included an injury or death.
Yeah, you had like police officers that, you know, that woman had her femur destroyed and all sorts
of stuff. It's like, look, you can tell me that the issue is overblown and that people are
over-exaggerating and it's like only an issue with one out of a thousand. That's an argument
you can make, right? That's fair. But don't tell me there's no problem. When you tell me that
there's no problem and that people are making it up for clicks, oh, fuck you. Now I'm going nuclear.
Especially all the video evidence of, as you said, Cody, it's like, police just sitting there
and goes to like holster or its holster and moves and it fires. And then they're like, what the
people at the range, one of the
instructors yelling is like, a gun
goes off, instructor looks, he's like,
is that a fucking 320? And the guy's like,
yeah, and he goes, grabs, he's a
get that the, off my range. I think there was
Ben Stoger. Just going off.
Wow. Yeah, terrifying gun.
Terrifying. Well, now I won't buy a
SIG. Yeah, just at 320.
As I noted, guns don't kill people.
Well,
SIG.
Hold my beer.
It's like, damn, the gun grabbers
got us.
on this one.
You're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.
That's wild.
Now, with, I think Cody will appreciate this.
A lot of people will.
You started YouTube at what age?
Oh,
nine on another account, probably.
And then I started consistently uploading at 13 on my current account.
Cody, last night, this fucking psychos, like,
I'm trying to get to two posts a day,
as long as quality.
And I love that you want quality first.
Yeah, but it is like two videos a day.
We look at that like, huh?
What?
Well, if there's enough to talk about, that's cool.
Because my current problem right now is I'm just like I'm not covering everything.
And everything that I want to cover and that I think are like super interesting stories,
I just can't get around to them all.
So you get pretty fucking good views for as much as you upload too.
What's your average length that you like to get to?
Well, I don't try to get to a length.
I just cover the story as is.
And then if there's more, it's more, if not, not.
16 minutes, 17, 13, 22 minutes.
And those are like not just talking.
You're putting in information with graphs.
Yeah, yeah.
Eight minutes, two seconds.
I see you.
Yeah.
But we know those two ads.
We know those two ads spots.
Let's get to the mid roll.
Oh, that's the...
Game recognizes.
What's all matters.
I'm like, the cutoff.
is 730. If the video is below 730, we'll just should throw it out there. If it's right
above or right like between the 730 to 8 mark, how can we extend it? Just like 30 seconds.
That'll be a lot better. Just dance for 30 seconds at the end. No one's going to say.
Just flossing. Just 30 seconds of flossing. And they're like, huh, huh. But it is wild
to do two a day, even one a day, as much as you're posting. Yeah. We all have our different
cadences depending like you have two a week to one a week right i typically do about one a week now yeah
i used to do two but man like i feel like i could just do better quality content plus i have you know
a couple things going on right now makes it a little little difficult but yeah i used to do too
but i feel like i could do better content if i just cut it down to one but i'm not also like covering
news like yeah so like it's it's hard i mean i am occasionally when it comes up like especially in the
firearm space and stuff like that or like gun bills and stuff like that but um yeah what i do is just
like you know gun shit or whatever like that that 120 year old machine gun's going to be there
two weeks from now a month right like yeah there's no urgency for it yeah and then cody you do
how many videos are you doing right now a month week well your live streams you're cutting those
out oh you're kicking those up like that's easy money right there yeah because main channel
that's the one that i focus on scripts and information because that's kind of important
when you got a cop shooting and killing a person.
So I try to do two a week, main channel.
On the clips channel, I do five a day.
Five a day?
Yeah, because I mean, I'll get on.
I got a donut operator TV.
Yeah, it slowed down a little bit the past week
because we've been traveling so much.
But I've been doing five a day, four to five a day.
And it's making almost as much as main channel.
Well, it's popping off.
You're getting like a few hundred thousand per upload.
I love you.
You hated it because you're trying.
trying to get Cody once away from police content.
He's like, I can do this.
And then live streaming, and then you start live streaming police content
because the viewers were like completely like, yeah.
It was like, God damn it, dude.
It was ridiculous when I first.
Where can you live stream police content?
So I can't do shootings.
That's the only thing I can't do.
Okay, so you kind of have to like or have someone pre-check,
make sure there's not something insane before you broadcast.
As long as there's no shootings, I'm fine.
Most of them have like a warning up front anyway,
like graphic material, viewer discretion.
Like, as long as it doesn't have that, I'd assume it's okay.
I run it on a, when I'm watching YouTube videos on my stream, I run it on a fresh account
that doesn't have an age verification.
Right.
So it'll pop up and say, you need to be age verified to watch this.
And there, I know, okay, I won't stream this one.
We'll move on to another video.
Yeah.
So it's mostly just like drunk chicks being arrested at the airport or beach.
And I can sit there and talk about that all day long.
And it's smile for the thumbnail.
Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty easy.
And I love Air Rager.
Airport.
Yeah.
It's called Air Rager.
Oh, I sent you that there.
Yeah, no, there's a few.
They just are covered.
Airport meltdowns and shit.
Yes.
Yeah.
Because occasionally there will be a body cam footage or a video that's like so
laughably stupid.
I'm like, I kind of need to cover this on my channel as well.
So I do squeeze some of those in there.
And they're also kind of what I look at as like evergreen content.
So like I kind of mix up like what's currently happening right now.
And then I also like pre-filmed some evergreen stuff that I can kind of like on days I don't have the video.
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What was the one I just sent you on that?
I was like, dude, did you see this story?
I forget what that guy was doing.
Was that the guy who was like rapping Eminem on the plane?
Yes, he was the one that was like,
do you don't know who the fuck I am?
When we get down, my boys are going to roll up.
He's acting like this hard ass,
and he is throwing a temper tantrum.
He is screaming.
He is trying to fight people, all because he didn't have the charger to his phone.
And a lot of alcohol involved.
Like a lot.
For context, for context, a lot of alcohol, maybe something else.
You know, just dead ass sober.
When I saw that, I was looking for the SORA watermark.
I'm like, there's no way this is actually real.
But it seemed like that actually did happen.
Isn't that crazy we're getting to that time where like AI is getting so good?
Yeah.
You're looking for.
watermarks and which thank god because i thank god there's a watermark now that like people can
look for because before this shit was just one-shotting boomers left and right oh yeah i'm still is
probably i'm sure you can generate something on soror and then run it through a different to remove
the watermark zoom in so um don't do that yeah yeah don't do that but hey it's soror and we're getting
into interesting times what is the rules with watermarks on soror two or anything like i think
just automatically does it we're at like it's on the all over the place okay so it kind of like moves
around like the tic-tok one like when you rip a tic-tac video you see that watermark bouncing around
i think it's show show cody the tic-tok a i you just showed us at lunch cody this is have you
seen soar two sore two just came out a couple days ago this is indistinguishable if you have seen
the body can footage of it it is brother it is i've seen him start popping up the last week or so
and it is scary good i'm about to start making up
so much.
You turn on my phone.
I turned it off earlier.
Get it.
Get it.
Jake Paul.
Arrest.
Watch this.
Sora.
The Jake Paul getting arrested one is hilarious because it was, he was going
into a fight.
He went into an old people home and was trying to find a fighter, like find somebody,
his next opponent.
He's like, come on.
I heard there's a retired boxer here.
I want to beat his ass and his cops arresting him.
You would never know.
It's fake that.
So here you have this app, which is, I guess, it's like the SORA TikTok, and everything on this app is AI generated, and people can just write a prompt and create content on this app.
But everything here is AI generated.
I just saw the go up, the one with Jesus is a cartoon.
I just saw that today.
I didn't know that was...
Flipping the tables in the tunnel.
It was like some good animator that made that.
So I just loaded up.
I haven't gone through or made any algorithms.
them yet. So like I'm assuming this is just the popular videos that I'm being served right
away on the for you page. But no, it's interesting. You have an entire app that's just AI generated
content. It's the hard part is because once they started and a lot of them are doing it's like
chromatic abrasion. Let's add motion blur. That's when you add in those problems. How
VFX works. I'm going to add layers on this to make it. Yes, it's fake, but I'm going to add
those fake layers that like mess it up. Now it looks real because you're like, okay, shit, it's blurry.
it's oh oh shit sky net unlocked ray tracing
i don't like that
and it's very fast too that's what's scary about it
is how fast it can generate everything now
yeah you're like mm that's what's saying like it's a little horrifying i truly
think that there's a like an ai renaissance that's about to happen with uh like gaming
specifically gaming or movies it's like uh you know ai whatever the the ui that people use
for that just pop up it's going to be like the new
Gary's mod, but you just like pop in there like, hey, I want to play Red Dead 2, but every
planet or area is from Star Wars.
And I want the main character to be Ryan Gosling, generate.
And you can just play that game.
Like, I think the thing that's going to save it is that everybody wants that shared experience.
Yeah.
Where it's like, you know, I want to be able to talk to you about the game that I played
or something like that.
And like, that's where you're going to have, in my opinion,
at least the way it looks is that's where you're going to start having like artists that
are selling their own experience that they generated where it's uh it's just it basically just takes
the barrier to entry from uh movie design or from uh movie making or uh game design or whatever
down to essentially zero so then it's just going to be whoever can generate the the best thing
or whatever i don't know it's it's a weird frontier it's like totally new it's it's going
from like uh special effects to vfx because that was special effects hated the idea of vfx
It's replacing jobs, X, Y, and C.
But VFX took 40 years to get good, whereas, like, realistic.
Look at Jurassic Park Terminator 2.
Those are the best in the 90s.
That was, like, pinnacle.
But then for 20 years, nothing really touched that level other than Pixar, uh, light
Rue, or ILM, ILM, that dream works.
Yeah.
Look at how fast that went from, you went from Tron to Jurassic Park, how quick?
Yeah.
Like, that's crazy.
And then you now have, okay, hey, look.
look at what we can do with just a prompt, or it can write code, or it can do all these things.
And now it's like, okay, this is just exponentially faster.
But as long as you learn how to do, write the, or do the command prompts, really refine it.
Now you can use it as a tool, but it's still terrifying for a lot of people because, like,
I don't have to, like, think, you don't have to go film B-roll, jets, anything.
You can just be like, oh, we used to have to throw top gun.
We'd have to throw a camera in a jet to fly or do 3D animation.
months of rendering, building assets.
Now I will do a quick prompt to get some B-roll
of that exact same thing I need.
And then I'm good.
Wow.
10 minutes.
That's scary.
And how fast it's gone to from like we were talking about the Will Smith
eating spaghetti thing going from, you know, something that's just, oh, God, that's not
right.
That looks fucking horrifying to now we have prompts that you could just put in.
Now it's photo realistic, basically indistinguishable from real life.
Like, man, that's, we went there in like two years.
Mm-hmm.
That's spooky.
I learned deep fake AI tech, like actual like learning, AI learning in 2019, like corridors of
Sam and Nico, they were doing it.
They were like the forefront of that.
And then I, Nico and me were, he was teaching me.
They were literally doing it better than Disney.
Yeah.
So he was, yes, they were.
Yeah.
And I was, like, The Mandalorian and all that shit.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And then like, Nico and then like, oh, they should have done it this way.
And you get to see how they would have done.
And you're like, oh.
Oh, yeah, corridor on top of it.
And I was learning that in 2019.
I just remember, holy shit, this is terrifying.
This is absolutely terrifying.
When I was teaching the shots I needed, I was like, hey, I need all these scenes and I need to remember this face.
You give all the prompts, you download a program that is not very, like, user intuitive, and you have to know what you're doing.
But the second you ran it through, a crowd scene, it is then separating all the faces into
piles like do you want this face this face this face this face or this face and do you want to
swap it with this face and you're like oh that's scary as shit this just memorize everyone's face
every frame of their face and then every iteration it's learning it's getting smarter and better at it
and now i can just flip people's faces how i want for i mean speech it's the whole point of the
movie fall guy if you remember that is that they just literally face swapped an actor to cover up a
murder oh yeah i forgot about that and it's like man i hate how not far
fetched that is. That is something that is completely doable with modern technology.
It's going to be getting into the law and the rules that will come into effect in the next
six years because I think we're going to see a big problem, especially with like everyone's
first reaction with Jake Paul is like, let's do arrest videos or him stealing or. Yeah. That's
terrifying. Yeah, there's a lot. And if I've ever done anything wrong, it was deep-ficked.
Same. And it's like a nightmare for like my content as well. I just don't want to cover an AI video
thinking it's real. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of.
crazy stuff that I cover it. I'm like, that has to be AI, but it's not. But now we're in that
uncanny valley. That's fucking crazy. And it got there quick. Yeah, it's bad. It went from like,
oh, who could fall for this to I immediately scroll through comments? I'm like, does anybody else
think this is AI? Because I don't know. What I'm really, well, I'm like excited, but I'm also dreading
it. Because, you know, a lot of content hit the internet when we got the body cams on the police
officers. I think the next one's going to be the wearables. Let Cody tell you about
a lot of content. I think the wearable glasses sleeping on his crazy. Sleaving on his bed of money.
Thanks BLM for making all police officers wear a body camera. The only thing they ever did good.
Like the way band. Yeah. So these cameras are going to get smaller and smaller to the point where
you can't notice them anymore. And I don't know if you guys are familiar with like shadow play
when you play video games
where you can like
something cool happens
in a video game
you can hit a button
and it records
the last five minutes
oh yeah
that's gonna happen
for wearables
very soon
so like dash cam
and body cam are
it's recording all the time
and when you turn it on
it records the last
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are going to be wearing wearables and then more crazy moments are going to be caught.
It's the archer. No, babe. The blinking red light means it's off.
Yeah, I mean, right, if cops catch the shit that they catch,
which understandably they're dealing with like the worst rungs of society
and all the crazy people, like you said,
imagine like all the shit that's going to be flooding out there.
Yeah.
Just interactions between two people.
It's going to be interesting.
It's going to be good for content at least, though.
100%.
But I'm also worried that all these can be fixed, right?
Exactly.
I just hate it as he stabs with $100 bills.
All this content that's generating me.
Yeah.
I just hate, I can't tell what's real before.
So yours, like, I, you, Cody, have no shortage of anything because you're like,
ah, retarded streamers.
Uh, guess what's never going to stop that?
Crime.
Criminal.
Crime's not going away.
I am very surprised at how many more Johnny Somali clones we have out in Asia now.
Because like, it started kind of with him.
And then now, like, I probably have.
somewhere between 15 to 25 that I'm like keeping very like vaguely tabs on.
The fire rises.
Yeah.
It's bad.
Yeah, no, it's like 15 and 25 that are like actively doing stuff.
I'm like, this is, this is going to be a video.
This is a video any second now.
The amount of motherfuckers that would look at what is essentially a cautionary tale.
And they're like, oh, he got a lot of attention.
I want to do that.
And that's unfortunately.
He got a lot of attention.
he just didn't get any fucking money
like didn't he get banned from like
I think Kicked him off and
well yeah and if you get banned on Kik
there's there's something really wrong then
that's when you look in a mirror
yeah that's like that's the platform that
you shouldn't really get banned from
well because I think that they were
realizing like you know he was
just a bad look for the platform
like Kick was getting a reputation
which says a lot as well
yeah like that's
like they have a lot of people on that platform
that would definitely not exist on
YouTube or Twitch
but yeah
they had to get rid of him
but it was like he did like three things
and I know because they kind of have a vague
three strike system
and that's what kind of got him off
but it was his antics in Israel
that got him knocked off kick
he is just the best of people
just fucking up left and right
what did he do in Israel
he
he went to the wailing wall
with a picture of
Aiden Ross the CEO of
kick and Harvey Weinstein and shove them into the wall while doing some sort of like ritual
and live streamed himself doing that.
Oh, wow.
The cops?
Or the military.
That happens.
Oh yeah, because he harassed some chick, right?
Like, so one of the IDF females or something like that.
Oh, yeah, that happened as well.
But that was like, I don't think that was a reason for him to get banned.
But he was like, yeah, no, he was just harassing him.
He was like, you're a bad bitch.
I could change your life, baby girl.
Like, that was quote what he was saying.
Yep.
And then he got carried, but only detained.
He didn't get arrested for that.
But I don't think that would be a reason for Kik to actually ban you.
No, it seems like the death by a million pit and pricks, though.
It's like, oh, every time this guy turns on a camera, he's a fucking asshole.
And breaking laws.
In other country.
Again, it's that other country, which is a wild idea.
What's so many people don't understand.
Or, like, what's shocking.
is like the fact that they don't understand they lose all their American rights when they leave our borders.
Yep.
So, like, them screaming, I'm America does not help you at all in South Korea.
In some countries, it makes it far worse.
Exactly, yeah.
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If you were going to really pop off your career,
head to North Korea and do the same thing,
if you're having ideas.
They'll love it there.
Yeah.
They're really lenient on everything.
That's great.
They'll ship you straight back to the States.
Your teeth will fall out and you die.
North Korea doesn't fuck around.
The one dude that stole a poster.
Yeah, literally just for stealing a poster.
And then he died in.
It was like three months, six months.
It was like a work camp he was sent to.
Yeah.
And they worked him to death.
Yeah.
Awful.
He had what brain swelling.
He was in a coma when he got delivered back.
He was sick.
That's all I said.
We didn't do it.
He was sick.
Yeah, kicked him back.
Finally, he was in Comer Brain Dead and then passed once he got back to the States.
Or was he United States?
I forget where he was.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he was from Virginia.
And all he did, Cody, was went down in the hotel he was staying.
I don't know if he drank or anything, but he went down to one floor and took one poster.
There was like a propaganda poster or something.
There was a poster on a cork board.
And he was like, oh, this is really cool.
Yeah, it was like, oh, this is a really cool memorabilia.
I want to bring that home.
So that's my understanding of what happened.
And then, yeah, and then it was full on work labor camp, North Korean work labor camp.
They pulled him aside as his entire class was boarding the flight.
They pulled him aside and then everyone had to return without him.
So it was a class trip?
Yeah, that's my understanding.
Under what circumstance are Americans going to North Korea as like a field trip?
I don't know.
Just go to Seth's Korea.
I don't know.
I would never go to one of those countries and fuck with anything.
Like I would be on that next level of like, you know what?
Nope.
I'm good to go.
These people don't care about.
their own people. They really do not give
a fuck about me. If you want to experience the North
Korean nightlife, just stay in your house
and turn the lights off.
It's not that fucking hard.
And turn off your internet.
Just turn off all electricity.
For fuck's sake.
It's like, oh man,
what the fuck are you thinking going there?
Any of that. That is one of my
favorite vice docs is the
North Korean. That's when the
vice was
really good.
They actually made decent content.
Did you ever see when they went to North Korea?
No.
Beautiful doc, because it is, he sneaks in a camera.
He has one out and then he sneaks one in and he documents everything and they write
in a train.
He's talking to Russians.
Then he is like, hey, what is this?
Oh, this is where they bring North Korean prisoners to Russia to work labor camps.
And then they kick him back home.
And then he is documented every little thing of it.
Awesome doc.
Awesome doc.
I'll send it to you.
That's scary sneaking a camera in there.
Especially if a poster gets you.
That's risky.
Yeah, that's very risky.
And that's what he had an extra SD card too.
So anytime you have to delete that.
And he's like, oh, okay, deletes.
I was just like the camera guy.
Yeah, the Chinese.
Oh, no, no.
I forgot about that.
Yeah, Shasho too.
Not Shachau.
I was talking about the Gary Plet thing.
Because remember the guy that was recording it.
Oh, yeah.
Immediately, as soon as the shooting happened,
knew the cops were going to try to get his footage.
So he popped it out, stuck a new, tape in.
And that's the only reason we have the footage of it happening.
Yeah, that's not why, Gary, why?
What, you were talking about right beforehand.
Yeah, I forgot about that.
Yeah, the shot show thing, we might have just gotten some people executed.
We didn't know it was.
What happened?
Oh, no, they were.
Oh, we knew.
Oh, yeah.
Like, it was, when you're at shot show, it is wild.
You will watch all the different countries.
that do come there
and they're like 3D scanning
the firearms
I mean so what is this
Shot Show is like
the world's largest
gun manufacturing meeting
okay okay
it's a huge thing for the gun
gun industry
uh tens and tens of thousands
of people every year
get together in Vegas
I think it was like I don't know
I don't want to shit out a bad number
but like 80,000 people
80K to 120,000
so they they
we congregate there in Vegas
for like one week out of the year
it's a big like exhibitor trade
you have to be industry to go
and for whatever reason
shot show continues
to allow like obvious Chinese nationals
to be going around
and just like they'll 3D scan shit
like it is a problem
like new prototype weapons
that the largest companies
in the world are releasing
interesting
they're just taken
they used to be like
they just take pictures of everything
you're like oh god
I wonder why he's here
but it has become a bigger and bigger problem
well at one point last year
they came up to us
or this most recent shot show
there was a group of Chinese guys
And they were very nice.
They were very polite.
They said, oh, we're big fans of your content.
Can we grab a picture?
Like, yeah, absolutely, man.
Sure, of course.
Get together for a photo.
Like, all right, smile and say, fuck communism.
Oh.
Yeah.
The guy immediately, like, went fucking stone-faced,
grabbed his camera, and we all watched him
and pull his F-SD card out of the camera.
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah.
From that one statement.
Oh, wow.
don't you love living in a free country where that's like an actual concern so they're probably in a labor camp now
but you know you know shit happens that was one of those wild ones where you got to watch it happen
you're like oh wow i've never seen someone do that just go white as a ghost and it's like well i'm deleting
this or taking this card out and destroying it yep we were all there too it's like what the
dude yeah we all witnessed that that was fucking crazy so i want the guys to hear the one story you
recently did, which is the
Redneck man and the
redneck, not even the wife, but
Oh, oh, the girlfriend?
Dude, this is
crime. I can't believe that happened as well.
Like, that's like, I don't know. So for my content,
like the perfect story is essentially
where the thumbnail and title, there's something
so unbelievable people look at it and they go, there's no way that
happened. And when they click on the video, it's like, oh yeah, that
happened. So
this guy got a phone call from a
scammer saying that, hey, your long-lust uncle died, you're inheriting $30 million.
You have to meet us at an airport and bring a certain amount of information about yourself
and we'll sign over $30 million to you. So he was like, okay, cool, I made $30 million now.
This is awesome. So he told all of his friends and the person he lived with, which was his
girlfriend at the time. Oh, no. She then got really worried that he was going to leave her with his
newfound wealth. So his real newfound wealth. Yeah, his real newfound wealth. So she decided to
poison him the day he was going to go meet the person to sign over and get the money. So I guess
she gives him a bunch of, what's it called? It's anti-freeze. Yeah, it's anti-freeze. And he drinks
it. Apparently, antifreeze tastes sweet if you distill it. Yeah, the whole neighbor's dog trick.
Apparently.
So on the way to the airport, he's just getting sicker and sicker, and all of his friends
are starting to get worried about him.
And she's like, oh, he's having a heat stroke.
So, and then for some reason, all of his friends were like, yeah, that sounds about right.
So they get to the airport and he's too sick to even do the meeting.
So she's like, oh, I'll take him home.
And they were like, sounds good.
But weren't they wanting to take him to the hospital first?
No.
Oh yeah, they wanted to.
Originally, and then she was like, hey, I'm going to take him home.
And they were like, okay, cool. Yeah. And then, yeah, he goes home and apparently dies there.
And at one point, his friends kept checking on him. They checked going to the house. They were like, hey, we'd really love to see him. Where is he? And she was like, oh, yeah, we had to put him into the emergency room. And then they were like, which one? And she didn't answer. So then they started going to every single emergency room in town. And they couldn't find him or any records of him even being there. So that's when they finally called the cops and found.
out everything that she poisoned him. But she obviously lied and said that she didn't do it
and all that. And then eventually they found out it was because he was going to inherit
$30 million. But then they were like, from where? And that's where the scammer story got
uncovered as well. I was going to say that sounds like such a fucking scam. That it's like,
it just never happened. Yeah, no. Well, the thing that's driving me crazy is that they're not
married. No. It gets better, Brandon. Okay. This is brother, this is a train ride. That's why.
That's a key part.
Yeah, she wouldn't have gotten Jack for shit.
Yes, she thought because of common law that she would get it.
But her state doesn't have common law.
Jesus Christ.
So, yeah, now she's in prison for 25 years.
That doesn't seem like enough.
Yeah, but she's old.
So it's kind of like a life sentence no matter what.
But still, it was 25 years of prison and then 25 years of probation after that was what they've
let it down to. So, uh, yeah, no, crazy story. Can't believe that happened, but I guess it
happened. Over no money. I'm gonna kill this dude because I think common law's a thing and then I'll
inherit half. She thought she would get half or something like that, right? To get the whole thing.
I don't know. She thought, yeah. I don't know what she was thinking. But it was like, it was like
the pinnacle of white trash stories. Oh yeah. Like that is like, how is this possible, guys? Come on.
No reason. Imagine being the scammer just
reading the news like.
Yeah.
They accidentally catch a manslaughter charge from that.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I gotta go.
Shit.
That's if you even knew about it.
Because most like that,
scammer is like a broad.
I really want to find out what the fuck meet me at an airport.
I'm like,
all right,
this is already the most elaborate scam I've ever fucking heard of.
That's the one I didn't.
I said that yesterday.
Wear a suit and ask for five grand to do the transfer.
Some crazy shit like them literally.
Yeah, that's, yeah.
mostly they were thinking it was like a way to get money out of him so they wanted to like meet him and look all legit so he thought it was legit and then he had to pay for like legal fees to transfer money yeah sure that's like like like throw me like five to 20 grand or some shit like we got to pay you're getting 30 million but you got to pay these fees yeah here's the numbers on this piece of paper see it's real and here's all the documents just sign here give us money we'll start the transfer and done and instead it is dead it's yeah
It's sad.
It's depressing.
What was it?
I just,
it's still the scammer,
just like,
he's supposed to.
You got stood up.
Oh, no.
You are like,
Bob told me you'd be here by now.
It's like,
holy shit.
Holy shit.
So what's one of the most
f***ed up stories that you've covered?
I know we were just talking about the
the one girl that got
Canceled on the flight, Brandon and you didn't know about the Twitter when she tweeted?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you remember this?
That's one of the greatest tweets of all time.
Dude, 2013, did you know?
So a lady is traveling to South Africa.
So she is literally, I'm taking off and she tweets,
uh, heading, wait, heading to South Africa.
Hopefully I don't get AIDS.
Just JK, because I'm white.
That's her tweet before she flies.
off she is she no internet on the entire flight when she is when she lands in africa she has been
fired the hashtag is trending has justine landed yet she is hated across the world so she didn't
know any of that happened because she hit send tweet right as she took off landed and then fucking
canceled fired everything she's like oh oh oh it was like holy shit dog that's that's
wow, I'll do state facts and you get fired.
I just imagine being gainfully employed.
And you're just like, I got to bang her between it.
I guarantee she showed her friends.
Like, is it good?
Oh, yeah, you should tweet that hits tweet.
And then did not enjoy the rest of that trip, I bet.
No.
So at what point was she like talking about this in an interview where you're like,
because you said her quote was like when I landed,
the whole world hated me like was she talking about this later like what uh she apologized and
then it was just the sending of the tweet and i'm heading to africa and then she had no response
or presence on the internet until she landed and that's when the the apology came through because
it was i have this 13 hour window of nothing other than the internet hates me now and i'm
fired from my job too i'm so sorry but she didn't know that so she was blissfully unaware until
she landed and got all the notifications
that she got fired. Dude,
I can make this story so much better.
Do you know what she did for a living?
No. What?
Fucking guess.
PR? She did PR.
Oh, amazing.
She was a PR officer for a U.S. public relations
company.
Wow. Well, played.
How do you do PR and think?
You know what? As I said,
got a bang or tweet.
Let me hit this one for full send.
what's going to happen?
So if she was in PR, that's just a massive skill issue.
To be fair, she sounds just like unsubs PR officer.
We're just throwing show under the bus.
Oh, oh, what?
Actually, yeah.
Oh, yeah, Don Fry.
Our new PR officer.
To answer your question, I don't like, see what?
Brandon, what kind of shirt is that?
I'm glad you asked, Eli.
This is a poncho.
Brandon and I actually wear poncho so much.
We constantly end up wearing the same nice poncho shirt.
Good thing nobody's ever pointed that out before.
Now, if you guys have ever seen one of our live shows or this podcast in general,
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Finn, pull it up with pictures.
They're literally always wearing the same shirt.
I got turned on a poncho like a year ago.
I've been wearing them ever since.
I personally prefer...
I think this is the Western because it's got the Pearl Snacks
because it's hot in Texas.
I like something breathable.
Here's the thing I find really cool.
Brandon, do the glasses trick.
So ponchos have this neat little thing in the pocket
where you just take your glasses.
Nope, that's the other one.
Be more specific.
Let's give the shit about that.
All right.
Watch everyone.
So if you got fat fingers and you smudge your glasses all the time,
the bottom of the shirt actually acts.
It has like a microfiber so you can clean your glasses.
I make him clean my phones.
He does.
I like the hidden little pocket on the breast.
Wait, what?
Right over here.
Got a little zipper pocket.
I didn't even know about that one.
Is that where you hold Cody's heart?
And his drugs.
Things you might need to know.
Poncho has put a lot of thought and detail into each one of their shirts.
Oh, holy shit.
They're soft.
They're really soft.
Yo, what?
That's my one, like, thing is fucking fabric sensitivity.
I don't wear uncomfortable shirts.
This is comfy as f***.
That's where we wear them all the time.
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To answer your question about some of the craziest stories I've covered, there was this one vlogger from the U.S.
who decided to just, I guess, move to the Philippines in a very remote and dangerous area and vlog his experience.
he couldn't get a job there. So he decided to become a loan shark. And he, he documented himself
doing this on YouTube. So yeah, that was a really bad idea. And because of that publicity
and a bunch of people started owing him money, I guess. And they ended up just killing him. So,
yeah, that's how they erased their debt. But that all unfilled it on YouTube, unfortunately.
So that was a really bad idea. That was one of the stories.
He went up. He was like, I'm not making money, so now I'm going to document being a loan shark.
He just had a lot in savings or something? Okay. So essentially, like, he was like a travel
vlogger and he was just like, hey, I'm documented in my life. And he was like, oh, I met this
this girl online or something like that, which was like some Filipino girl. And he moved out there
to be there. And she lived on this like extremely remote village on an island. My understanding
is it's one of the most dangerous areas in the world. And because, you know, there's no real job
opportunities there, especially for a foreigner that doesn't know any skills, he became a loan shark
because he had some money. So that's what he did. He documented it all and then suddenly he went
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And people went, oh, boy.
Yeah.
And there was multiple times where he was like,
it seems dangerous.
I'm getting a lot of death threats.
But he was still live streaming
and staying on that island.
So, yeah, no, that was one of the stories.
That was just horrifying.
So yeah, don't do that.
Big cautionary tale.
It doesn't seem like that big of a big brain
to be like, that not smart,
me not do that.
It seems like the theme of this episode
is don't go to a foreign country.
and fuck around.
Yeah.
Don't f*** around and find out.
Especially, yeah, don't fuck around in general, but especially don't, don't
around in a foreign country where you do not have your constitutional protections
of the United States, because I promise you the rest of the world does not give a fuck.
Asian countries with drugs, that's one of the things.
It's like Asian countries do not fuck around with any drugs.
It's like weed or anything.
It's a very big no-no.
And Japan, China, South Korea, where it is like, hey,
we're going to crucify you if we find this.
And then you still have people, though.
But how bad can it be in America?
It's like going, and you're like,
homie, what?
I mean, we just traded the Lord of Frile War for a WNBA player over the exact same thing.
Which is wild.
You also had the, you had a school shooting prank that I covered.
What?
That happened in, oh yeah, that happened in, I want to say, it was either Vermont or Connecticut.
hit.
But two kids thought it was super fun to go on TikTok and go into the cafeteria and go, everybody
get down.
And then the other guy went, he's got a gun.
So yeah, that was super funny.
I think they were facing like some serious time for that, obviously.
That happened a couple of years ago.
So I haven't followed up and see what actually happened there.
But that was a pretty appalling and shocking story.
I got a commenter arrested for that one time.
Crazy.
You're a 17 year old high school kid.
in Florida, commented on one of my
videos. It's like, I can't wait to go to my high school,
listed the high school, and do this,
this, and this. I contacted the local police
department where he said he was at, and
they went and arrested the kid.
I don't think he was actually going to do anything, but he was
making some pretty fucked up threats. He had his last
name and his username for some goddamn
reason. That's so bad.
The police department contacted me later and was
like, hey, figured out who it was. We arrested
him for terroristic threats.
I mean, you've seen the ding-dong
ditch prank or the trend on
TikTok where people are running and jump kicking
people's doors. Yeah, kicking people's doors in.
You see that someone died pretty
recently. Doing that. I think it was an old
dude, just fucking shot him or some shit. No,
it was young. He was a vet.
Oh, no, I swelled.
Not the house you wanted to kick in.
Yeah, no, exactly. And it was like, three
in the morning.
Exactly. Three in the morning. It was three in the morning.
It was three in the morning, and
I think it's kind of rural Virginia.
Brother in Christ, just
stacking L's. I think the vet was
probably like he's probably around our age like 28 to 31 ish um and there was like a high school
senior who did it and all three of them so there were three guys and they took turns they all ran
to the door and they jumped jump kick the door so you had three massive so that's like he's
probably thinking his house is getting broken into so he grabbed his gun and he was ready and
now everything with the story is a little unclear if he fired through his door if he
opened the door and fired after them after them because now like he was arrested and that's a
whole thing that's ongoing they'll probably drop that because even texas has castle doctrine for
property at three in the morning it depends on it virginia doesn't have castle doc or well they
they have they have a stand your ground i think but i don't think they have castle doctrine yeah
fucking commonwealth of virginia they yeah they probably hemmed them up just for defending his own home
it will it probably it depends wildly if you said that the there's some discrepancy as to whether or not
He fired through the door or he opened the door and fired at fleeing people.
Because there's, there are some people.
Yeah, exactly.
That's the problem.
If you chased after them or did something like that, then obviously it's completely different.
Obviously, I don't value those people whatsoever.
But at the same time, there is a, you know, the legal standard.
The victim was Michael Bosman, I think his name was.
That was the guy who died.
So his case.
Oh, shit.
Oh, okay.
I missed that detail.
Sorry.
No, yeah.
The gunfire killed him.
And then grazed the other one.
So one of them got, like, grazed, and then one got killed, and then the other one managed to get away.
It's a wild thought process, three in the morning to do that, especially rule.
Like, you're like, everyone's going to have a gun out here.
Because I've covered this story.
Rural Virginia against a veteran, three o'clock in the morning.
It's like, man, at what point do you just look at your homies and say, man, this is not a great idea?
Yeah.
So Virginia has no duty to retreat.
You can stand your ground if you're in your home or on your curtilage, which, you know,
is your front porch, there is no duty to retreat.
If you fear that your life is in danger.
But it's the retreating part.
I'm in three loud bangs.
Yeah, exactly.
That's when I'm thinking too.
They were running away or something maybe.
Yeah, which, ballistically speaking, that's not hard to figure out.
No.
Yeah.
No.
But, uh, Jesus.
Yeah, no, because I've covered that trend so many times as well, probably three or four
times on my channel.
And every single time, I'm like, this is going to end really bad.
And then, obviously, that happened.
Yeah.
And it was a really big case.
So the guy that's going around.
I don't think it was in the United States,
but the staking people with a needle
that doesn't have anything in it.
That was also crazy.
And that also happened right after,
like,
I don't know if you guys saw
that Paris had these like needle attacks
where 150 people got stabbed
during a festival.
I was there at the festival, fun fact.
No shit.
What?
Yeah, no.
So you have AIDS.
No, yeah, exactly.
No, I was not stab with a needle.
Thank, fuck.
But, like, was it actually,
was there something on the needle
or was it just,
they were just stabbing people?
We don't know.
We don't know.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
People were reported getting jabbed with syringes.
And it was like 150 people who got jabbed and they don't know what the f*** happened.
I forgot what the festival was called and I didn't even know about the festival.
My friends were just going to Paris and we had already been to Cannes.
And I was like, well, actually, I don't have a return flight.
Might as well go there and see what Paris is like because I've never been there.
We get there.
Everyone's in the streets partying.
Like the whole downtown area.
And we're like, oh, this is cool.
So we ended up just wandering around and had a good time.
had a good time.
Next morning,
apparently some people had a bad time
because 150 people got stabbed with a needle
during that. So that was crazy.
But it was like crazy because it was like probably a million people
in the street shoulder shoulder.
Jesus.
Hopefully he kept like taking out new needles
and not just fucking.
We don't know if it's one person.
If it was many like there's a lot of.
One was a prank. One was attacks.
So the prank guy was like, oh,
and you don't know even if that was.
I saw the prank thing.
Was that an actual needle?
Yes, there was an actual needle.
He was actually stabbing people.
No, no, no, he had a cap on it.
Okay, got it.
But it was a real syringe and, yeah.
No, I actually, I covered it, but I haven't posted the video because it got demonetized.
So I'm waiting for it to get reviews right now.
So we're kind of in that purgatory state right there on that one.
But yes, he ran around with a cap needle and just did it.
And he specifically did it a lot on like women in front of their boyfriends and stuff like that because he's a big guy.
So he was kind of like trying to taunt people because he thought.
that was funny so yeah that is a wild great guy i got nothing that won't get me in trouble
that's what's crazy to me i'm like and be just doing that in texas oh dude yeah no awful idea
see everyone carries everyone carries especially if you're going out to like wife kid family
This prank brought to you by staccato.
Dang, hero shot.
Oh, boy.
But you're fucking with somebody's family or girl.
It's like, oh, man.
And especially if it's, you just see a needle.
Yeah, because you don't see the cap.
Like, it's, like, even on video, like, you could not see the cap.
But in the court documents, they said that the cap was there.
So that's the, the only proof that we have that the needle was capped was in the court documents.
Yeah.
So, and his, his defense was in court, his defense was literally, uh, I,
I was trying. I was just being funny. It was just a prank. So, of course. It's just a prank,
bro. Yeah. Straight up. Oh, then there's the guy in Belgium who, um, he made this like sludge bucket.
And he called it the sludge bucket prank where he put, uh, dog poop, a bunch of like liquids and
everything. And he just approached someone on the, on the metro completely randomly and just
dumped it on them. And then ran away. And that was the prank. Um, it's not a prank. That's just a crime.
Yeah, no, exactly. Like that. And he was facing like a crazy.
amount of time in prison, but they ended up only giving him like six months. So, yeah, he's back on the
street. They were like, hey, please don't make videos anymore. Here's six months. That was kind of
his sentence there. So, but he was, he was banned from using social media for two years. So that's
kind of like, oh, two years. Yep. No, literally. It's one of those things where it's, it's difficult
because I truly think you should hammer, like, if they do that, hammer those people, so then no one
wants to copycat it.
Because if they see a really big hammer, then it's like, oh, fuck, okay, that guy got screwed
over.
When it comes to crime stuff, it's like there's a difference between a kid making a mistake.
Yeah.
You know, like some young impressionable kid, you know, maybe f***ing around a little bit with
the wrong crowd, whatever.
People like that, like, dude, I have a hard time seeing arguments against you being
euthanized.
Like, that's a completely different ballpark.
Yeah.
Because it is, oh, and again, it is not six months.
It's hammer them so people their age thinking, oh, I can do this and look, this is all
if I get caught.
It's also influencing younger kids because they're doing it for a few's period and
younger kids are going to watch it and be like, oh, I'm going to do the same thing.
It's just like they started legally sticking it to the people that were doing that.
Like they'd open up the ice cream at the grocery stores and lick lick out of it and record
themselves doing it.
Oh, dude, that was so disgusting.
I saw that as well.
The one dude that was spraying insecticide.
He would walk around with Raid and then walk by the fresh fruit and just spray it.
Dude.
And record it.
You know who I'm talking about?
Yes, I've covered that guy.
Yeah, his name is Wolfie Colletti.
He's been on my radar for probably like three years at this point because he's done so much before that.
He, his most recent one, or no, before the insecticide one, the one that like I was like crazed about or like shocked about, honestly.
Raid.
At what point is that just chemical terrorism?
Oh, yeah.
He got prison for that.
No, he got jail for that, not prison, jail.
Less good.
And he's out.
He's out now as well.
Way less good.
But the first thing that like really shocked me that he went kind of viral for was he ran into, I think it was a Wendy's.
He had a bag of ice and he just dumped a bag of ice into the friar while filming it.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Which explode.
Yeah, no, it flooded the whole thing.
So he did that.
I don't think he ever got charged for that as well, which is like really interesting.
Then he did another thing where he was buying cakes from the grocery store and he would go two, three stories up, throw it at people and then try to hit them.
So like, that's like that can really fucking hurt someone.
He did that.
He had an ongoing series of doing that on his, on his TikTok again.
He was doing, like, he had like easily 30 or 40 videos of doing crazy stuff like that for tens of dollars.
finally just up the stakes because what I keep saying is what happens with these guys is
they keep on having to up the stakes to keep getting the viral videos because they can't just do
something that was as tame or tame as the last one because people get tired of it so they keep on
leveling themselves up into a serious felony but uh he was really just he was given a slap on the
wrist for the whole raid incident because he went to a Walmart in mesa sprayed the whole produce
section with Raid and then upload it to TikTok and then he thought it was hilarious and
then he left Walmart and then I think he had an ocean moment where he was like there's a bunch
of insecticides on produce no one knows about that so then he panicked and ran back into the store
about like 15 or 20 minutes later grabbed as much as what he could from the produce section put it
in like a shopping cart and then wheeled the shopping cart into the back of the Walmart and then
ran out of the store so that's what he did
to clean it up.
What a hero.
Yep.
And then obviously he was arrested.
He sat in like this,
like he sat in the police station, I think,
or jail for a certain amount of time waiting for his trial.
And then he got about a year, I think.
And then with time served from waiting to his trial.
So there's just so much.
There's so many of those things where people will just put it on TikTok,
like there's no accountability.
Oh yeah.
And sometimes there's not,
which is the irritating part.
And like this is going to get like a little political,
but like I don't care what political people.
party you're on when you're doing shit like this, you're just a piece of shit. There were so many of
those during like the 2020 election. I remember seeing like TikTok videos of poll workers that were
bragging about like having stacks of Trump ballots and shit like that and like throwing them
away and like just bragging about that shit. I'm like yeah, it's not it's not because it's like
my guy or your guy or whatever. It's like no, that's a felony. Yeah. Your ballot tampering. That's
that's a crime that you're uploading to the internet, whether it's red, blue, whatever. It's like
how the fuck are these people not getting thrown under the jail?
And then you're going, this lives eternally on the internet once it's up.
And you're like, I'm going to document this and then show the world.
And you're like, are you sure, homie?
And then they were surprised Pikachu, I got fired.
Like, huh, really?
And you have a Kelly Tedford who, uh, she was running around and filming herself urinating
on grocery items in the store.
So she popped a squat and urinated on items while filming it for her TikTok account.
because this was all to promote her spicy link in bio.
So she just kept getting banned on TikTok,
but kept making new TikToks where she would do something
where she'd pee on something in public.
I've seen a lot of those,
like with like, they'll pull their underwear off
or something like that
and shove it into like random grocery store items.
It's so disgusting.
That's bad enough, but like pissing on shit in the, like.
Yeah.
And I think she lives in, I think,
as keen New Hampshire is the town.
And I had all of,
All of these people from Keene hit me out.
And she's like, this woman has been terrorizing our town for ages.
Because apparently she was a doored ass and Uber Beach driver.
And people kept reporting getting like their food peed on.
And that was from her because she was uploading it for her content and making some decent money doing this apparently.
My understanding is that Keene is like the Asheville or Austin of New Hampshire.
Is it?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that.
It's like a big libertarian presence and stuff like that there.
But it also brought a lot of weird people.
like a lot of like the weird hippie types.
Like Freaking and all that.
It was a nice town.
I went there for the trial.
Oh, no shit.
Yeah, I went there for the trial.
And then...
I love that you go to all the trials.
You're like, this is good content.
I'll be out.
That's fucking hilarious.
Well, like, okay.
So the thing is like, there's these niche people on the internet.
Hey, it's the Pee Lady.
Who do crazy things.
And we get zero coverage of them.
So I was like, well, looking at flights.
I was like, I will happily pay like round trip like $700 for like,
flights and hotels so I can go boots on the ground and put some attention on this because
we should not accept this. Like we should all live in a society where we don't get harassed
on the street by someone trying to farm content off of you and you don't get your groceries
peed on before you buy them. Like that's like not that much to ask really. So like that's
why I want to go. The bare minimum. Exactly. So I fly out to cover these things. I was disappointed
with that trial coverage though because I got there and we found out that because she'd peed
on so many items, they up the charges and move the courts and delayed the trial by months
because now it's like, she was technically in like misdemeanor, or small, small, small crimes.
I forgot.
Small claims.
Small claims court essentially for that.
Yeah, now she was in felony court.
I love that that implies there is a legal benchmark for the amount of shit you're allowed to pee on
before it becomes.
Well, yeah, it had to, it had to create.
what, it was more than $1,500 in damages?
Oh, yeah, okay, I think that's what it was.
It depends on the state, yeah.
Yeah.
Well.
So, because she did that much damage, yeah.
F in chat.
And then obviously you have all their crypto guys,
which is just becoming more and more of a problem of, like,
the both crypto scammers and now at ECOM course seller scammers.
Like, it's, we're in some interesting times now.
Especially, like, the crypto guys, they're doing it.
So, like, it's just in broad daylight because everything's the blockchain.
Yeah.
Yep, and you can just hide it.
That's how I got sued was because I called out Bitboy Crypto
for just rug pulling his audience over and over again.
And then he sued me for defamation.
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I will say it is wild, really quick.
We've been offered to do a...
NFTs and meme coins.
They're like, hey, we have a meme corn for you, but it won't be a scam.
And we will never do a coin, period.
Because guess what?
All of them are fucking scams at the end of the day.
We've gotten like seven-digit offers to do coins like that and shit.
Same.
Our gambling as well, not...
I haven't gotten too many coin offers, but I've got gambling deal offers of like seven.
figures and it's like what the fuck you're not gambling but something of a scientist myself
but they'll just keep doing it over and over and then they get they'll it's crazy to do it once
and then people don't catch on the second third fourth time and they're like and they continue
and like oh okay I'm not getting in trouble I'm just going to keep rug pulling people well
that last one was someone else's fault I did I'm doing it again this one's going to be a sure
banger. Oh, all the money's gone. It was crazy. The guy who like scam the, or I don't know if he
actually scammed or not, the, was it the president of Argentina? Oh, Javier Malay. Yeah, like,
that was a very interesting tobacco that was weird. I saw that it happened. I didn't read
too far into exactly what it was. They launched a coin with the same and they promoted it with
official government profiles. And it went to like, I think it went close to, like, I think it went close
a billion dollars and then they pulled the liquidity. God. And was he like directly involved
in like the rugpole itself? To be disclosed? I don't know. I genuinely don't know anything
about it. Yeah. No, my understanding is there was a guy by the name Hayden Davis who was behind
it all. And my understanding also is he just got the money from it because technically wasn't
illegal what he did. So yeah, no, very very interesting situation. That's like one of the few cases when
comes to like big crypto scams that I actually didn't cover. So I'm not the most well versed
on that one. But yeah, that was an interesting thing that happened for sure. Do you happen to know
because I know you're friends with a lot of our boys like, you know, umpaville and stuff like that.
Do you know coffeezilla? Yeah. Like, yeah, I'm not like close with him, but like we've talked like
many times. He helped me so much during my lawsuit. Yeah. I only have positive experiences with him.
Yeah, no, no. He's awesome dude. I just, I didn't know like, because you know, there's a lot of
just overlap in what we do.
I'm like, I'm curious to see if that's somebody.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, definitely.
There's, yeah, we definitely overlap there.
You knew Jimmy since how many subs?
Yeah, uh, 40,000?
Yeah, it was somewhere, it was below 100,000 subscribers for sure.
Oh, yeah, oh, so Jimmy, Jimmy.
Yeah, he knew, he knew him for a lot.
And I was like, what?
Like, because we were in like these Skype groups of just like a bunch of guys
just trying to figure out how to do YouTube full time.
It was a good Skype group right there.
Yeah, no, that was.
It was a highly successful Skype group right there.
Because, oh, was that, uh, was that the one?
I've heard about this, I think, on PCA, because I think Quabble, Quibble.
Yeah.
Oh, that's, okay, that's a broader one.
And no, I wasn't in the, I wasn't in the internal chat with him.
Because, like, the one that he went on Joe Rogan and talked about, like, that was
with him and then, like, some of my friends also.
Gotcha.
But that was, I think there was only four people in that chat.
I was not in that.
I was in a larger Skype chat that I think had the max members of, like, 50.
It was like 50 guys.
But I was, I remember looking in that chat before Skype.
got a K-O'd.
Out of the 50 people,
I think like 30 of them
have over a million subscribers
and the rest of them just quit YouTube.
So, and then back-
Skype got K-Oed?
Well, like, it doesn't exist anymore.
I didn't know that.
Does it not?
Really?
We lost Skype?
Am I like, I don't know.
Like, hello, wait.
Did Discord just, like, knock them out?
Yeah, wait.
Skype doesn't exist.
I became teams or something, right?
You have teams?
You have a whole, I mean, like,
Oh, oh, yeah, it made, May 5th.
Yeah, okay, yeah, good.
Okay, yeah, sure, I don't know that that.
How was like, did we miss that?
We don't do, none of the business meetings, I would actually turn down business meetings and make them use Google Teams because they'd be like, can you download?
Yeah, Google Meet, and they would be like, can you download Skype?
I'm like, no, I'm not, what?
No, I'm not making a Skype account to set the hangouts and all that shit.
Yeah.
Like anything else, Discord.
Discord.
Because I, I didn't know.
There's only like a couple like news outlets used to use Skype.
That's the only reason I was ever on Skype after like fucking, I don't know,
2015.
When the fucking Skype go?
We always had like these like group chats running on Skype because back in the day on Skype,
if two people were on the call and it was a large group chat, anyone can join and leave whenever,
as long as two people at least were in the call.
So they were always running.
So I remember like after school, we'd jump on like Skype and just talk to whoever of was in that
group that was kind of active talking about YouTube and stuff.
Because I feel like the COVID killed.
Skype with Zoom, like
Zoom and stuff like that. Just starting to become a big thing.
Yeah, for corporate at least, but Discord killed Skype
for the social.
Like, anyone who plays video games and stuff, they use
Discord, not Skype. But it used to be
it used to be Skype or like, if you were in
like, if you played a bunch of Wow, you're in like either
team speak or Ventrillo.
Dude, it's, it has been, you play a while.
Yeah, I used to play a bunch.
If you said, Vint, you play, you're an O, you're an OG.
You're an OG. You're an OG player
with Vint. I have, I have not
played a lot of Wow since
Pandaria so it's been a while I'm just saying the classic server is kind of fuck right now
they're good they're good man I started a guild a couple of weeks ago I'm gonna need to join it
that'll be that would be a lot of fun classic PVP server they're about to release burning
crusade oh no way yeah that's cool we get to relive the release of burning crusade again and like
kind of psyched about it that was a wild Fadar text me and was like oh are you going to join
Cody and me I was like what that's when I text you
I was like, how the fuck do you know Fadar?
Dude, that's my old EQ.
That's like 25 years of knowing that dude through internet forums.
Through doing EverQuest stuff?
Yeah.
Because I want to say Fadar is one.
I think he was part of Fire of Heaven,
but that was the pinnacle,
that was the number one raid,
the number one guilt ever on EQ.
And he was part of that.
So it was just like bullshit and everything.
The sentence of saying,
like I have been playing video games online
with this person for 25 years.
kind of rat
that's my brain
a little bit
that's like oh my god
Brandon that's you were four
yeah probably
you were three
four or five
yeah because Fadar is one of like
the the top officers
in my guild now
yep
like he's organizing
everyone to get
get into rating
because we're all like
trying to get as close
to 60s as we can
before Burning Crusade comes out
and Fadar is organizing
everything
he never said he knew you
and then you hit me up
and he's like
do you know this guy
so it's just weird
like me and this dude
kind of
he's like one of
of the guild leaders now.
That makes sense why he's a guild.
Like he was, dude,
EQ, this is when I was telling Brandon.
Yeah, because we were in the gym yesterday
talking about this.
I'm just like,
the amount of hours,
because I've never played any sort of MMO like that.
So Brandon, I was like, yeah,
when you die, you lose your character.
Perfect.
He's like, man, imagine losing
a character with 30 hours.
I was like, oh, Brandon,
30 hours is a fucking year level 10 at that point.
Yeah, no.
I lost tens of thousands of hours for wow,
unfortunately.
That is.
I started like Burning Crusade
and then I played way too much
all the way through
Cataclysm and then when Pandaria came out
I was like, all right, one last shot
And then yeah
I just wanted to go all in YouTube
You were talking about the amount of time
Asman had in it
10,000 oh yeah
More
It was like 1,200 days
Oh yeah that was it, 1200 days
Yeah
I'm like brother at that point do you just
At what point do you just pay someone
To bring the grass to you so you can touch it
Like, just a little patch of asterisk.
I had an idea about Asmon.
All right, here's what we're going to do.
Let's here.
We're going to get Tectone to go up there to his house.
Does it involve a crime?
Yes.
Okay.
Tectone's going to gain his trust at the front door.
So Asmon hits a button and lets him in.
I don't know how he opens this door.
A roach pushes a button.
But we're going to be behind him.
So Tectone's, you know, he's going to get us in there.
He's going to block the Webchee.
Yeah.
The ring camera?
So we go in.
Breaching.
We're going to slip in and kidnap him and bring him down here at least to just hang out with the boys a little bit.
We don't even need to do content.
No.
We don't even have to do a podcast.
Let's just hang out.
Touch grass.
Shoot a gun.
Yeah.
As we talk about breaching his house, moving.
Let's see.
All them, they live up in Austin.
I don't know.
Yeah, everyone says Austin area.
Yeah. And in tech now, I don't know if he wants that disclosed. He lives closer to us now.
I think that's public. I think.
Yeah. Yes, he did say he moved. Okay. We have so many creators, like, come hang out and then they move to here. Yeah. Like a significant amount. Yeah, I think.
It is public that he's, yeah, he's in Austin.
We've had like five creators, maybe more than that, come down here and be like, this place is kind of cool. And you guys just make content that isn't lame.
they just move here that and i feel like it's unique for our group that we just hang out outside of
what makes us money that's like it's just we're we're just actually genuinely friends in real life
and not just like what can you do for me right like that's sort of i think that's big in like la
yeah austin the la dude the austin guys are bad about that too it's like hey let's go just have
fun go drink we just did cody's bachelor party which was a nice relaxing yeah delivers hurt
because yeah i was a bed by 8 p.m. night one because it was a bed by 8 p.m. night one because it was
travel all day and then drink and I was like
I'll go lay down for a second
9 a.m. rolls around. I'm like
dude I wish I could tell y'all some crazy
fucking stories but we sat by the pool
tattoos. That did happen
we did get tattoos. Brandon
gang tat finally. Yeah I think we
all have it now. I've had mine for a minute
I didn't get any tattoos. It's the opposite watch band
because I still can't probably have that
on there yet you're fine now. I
I was going to get an AK-47, but they showed me a fucking Minecraft AK-47.
Which is now on Eli's foot.
I pick that.
I think it's fine for a small, like, fucking foot tattoo.
But if I'm going to get it, I'm going to get feet for free on unsubb?
Feet.
Minecraft AK-47.
Yeah.
Nice.
So I just got brand heads.
And then I got Rich's angry cop helmet, which kind of looks like Saturn instead, which I'm fine with.
Nice.
So we're like, hey.
The drill sergeant hat.
Yeah.
I was like, oh, dude.
And then.
watching everyone get tattoo you rich and when it hits the tendon you're like talking and
there was like just the real quick lock in yeah that's not too oh no that's first tattoo
yeah I don't have any tattoos I always knew this was going to be the first because we
everybody in the gang got this one at Eli's birthday party five years ago yep we were over at
your house I think will came over yeah and I really was kind of new to the group at the time
So I'm like, oh, A, I'm not really sure I want a tattoo yet.
And B, like, I don't think I've earned this yet.
But half a decade later.
That was the best, I was 35.
I turned 30.
This is turning 35.
I hate, like, I don't want to trouble people.
Like, oh, if it's my birthday, I feel I inconvenience somebody.
If I'm like, hey, do you want to go to dinner for my birthday?
That feels like, I'm like, oh, that's asking a lot.
My friends are, like, traveling to me.
They're flying across the country to come.
hang out. And then I have friends which
they're like, hey, why don't you invite me? It was like,
it's not that. I just didn't want to. It's a lot
of, that's off. You're flying. So then
everyone flew out. We had like
eight people there. We laid out
on air mattresses. Air mattresses.
We got drunk as shit, live stream playing
video games and getting tattoos.
And then the gang
tattoos, you got your gang tattoo
and now that's a staple for us.
And then just best 35 ever.
We woke up the next day, hungover as
And Eli's driving us to the range up through a windy back Texas road.
I forgot about that.
Dude, he's just sitting there blast in fucking anime intro music.
Driving like a fucking psychopath because we had watched Ford v. Ferrari the night before.
And so he's just race car driving up this mountain while we're all pretty like fucked up from the night before.
Didn't know he was a race car driver before and that's his passion.
Yep.
And I remember thinking the whole time like,
man, I don't, like, I'm friends with these guys, but I'm like, I haven't been for very long.
Like, I don't want to be that guy right now.
I might have to go puk in the bushes or like telling the stop.
We pull up to the range.
Cody jumps out of the car and pukes in a ditch.
And I'm like, thank God.
It wasn't just me.
I was like, oh, I was a dick.
Like motion sickness, I don't get it.
So I don't know.
Dude, you were doing the, like, making my way down.
You were so happy.
Yeah, I'm like, just animated.
music, anime intros blasting.
And I'm back there, green as shit, just like,
you and I were both locked in.
I didn't notice you were in a bad place too
because I was like just eyes forward, like thinking of anything else.
It was no different than what Moody with the jet.
Oh, yeah.
That was, I tried to warn Saville.
I was like, hey, motion sickness, like I get a smidge in a jet
just because it is a lot.
Yeah, it's a lot of geez.
yeah and then the girls it was like oh it won't be
they had their little bags and like this is uh-oh
uh-oh uh-oh because i think moody puked twice
yeah yeah salve was holding and swallowing
yeah she did baby and she's like oh because she beeline
as soon as she got out of the fucking jet she ran straight to the bathroom
i was like oh good time huh
this little champ the pilot was like you get back there
because all they hear is like oh no
Oh, no.
Because they have the masks on.
Like, sorry, babe.
It's just when they get quiet.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
Dude, it was a fucking, it was a good time.
But Key West was, yeah, that was great.
I didn't realize, like, half the island is gay bars.
Yeah, that's crazy.
It's, yeah, I was warned by a couple people before we went.
There was like, oh, that's an interesting choice for all of you, guy, people.
Like, oh, I just didn't ever known.
I think it's the district we were staying in
because when you stay closer to that north side
where we went to get stake that one night
it's like all the the gay
fades away in that area
because I never stayed on like near where we stayed
near the naval base
dude rich had his best time at the one gay
yeah Cody and me and you were there
did you go to the gay bar? No I didn't
we kept walking because I'm not
one of you for degenerates but
Rich had the time of his
live the
the bartender was amazing because he
was serving. We had that nice lesbian couple next to us, just laughing. I didn't know it was a gay bar
first. Rich was the one that was like, let's go in there. How did you not know? Hold on, hold on,
hold on. We were already a little drunk from brunch. Rich goes, listen to the music. And he does
his rich, like, ah, ah, goes in there, starts twerking and changing the music in the bar.
And the little lesbian couple next to us, that's when I was like, two bitch girls holding
hands, flags everywhere. Oh, I already ordered a drink. I'm going to finish my drink. And
They call me over, the little girls next to me, and they're like, okay, I know you and that guy aren't the gay one, like, pointing at me and you, and it's like, that guy's the gay one pointing at Rich.
We had to take care of him. Because Rich was fucking twerking. He was living his best life. I was like, no, he's like married to a friend of ours.
Me, veteran with a sign and Nick just all just like looked and we're like, two doors down, two doors down.
And we were, wait, it was, rich just had the time of his life. And the lesbian couple was asking us, they were like, who has the
care of him tonight. He is, you got to watch him around the boys. I was like, actually, no,
he does. He's just really into dancing and music. He's behind the bar changing the music because
they gave him permission. What a wild thing to say. It's like, oh, after about 12 drinks,
your friend gets a little rude. It's like, oh, Rich, you. But then what the, the rum distillery
your buddy owns, that was at a fucking awesome. That was cool. Paul? Yeah. Yeah. QS. Legal Room.
he gave us a cool fucking guy yeah yeah it was just a good time like the pool it was much needed
and then as you said it wasn't like let's party it is let's let's drink every white claw on
this island and sit by the pool it's it was the first time in a while that we've all just
sit around like three days like just the boys you know no content no new podcast we're not here
for any reason other than just to hang out yeah it's nice to have some of those disconnects yeah
yeah i do not have those often but i got to take more of them it's our first
one of years I think that was just the boys yeah how old are you again 28 yeah you start filling it
man yeah especially after 30 oh it gets hard it gets all harder and harder the older you get
cody's catching up to like my age and then it is oh shit this is like multiple day recovery
i just go run with it as long as i can yeah do it dude that's the that's the goal i started content
around the age you are now oh sure and like you know you're traveling all over the place you're
always hanging out with friends.
You probably end up getting a couple drinks with them.
After a while, dude, I just needed the last, like yesterday and the day before,
after we got back from T. West, I had just stay at home for like 48 hours and chill.
It's rough.
That's also the thing about South Korea is like they drink so much there.
It's crazy.
Every, like all my friends there, like, they're like, hey, let's have lunch.
And then I go sit down for lunch.
They're like, one bottle of soju, beers for everyone.
And then start cracking them immediately.
And I'm like, oh, man.
I thought we were having lunch
They are
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If I go into Japan
We'd get shit wrecked
In Japan
I still want all of us
To go to Japan
Because they have like
I've said it
It's a
We were walking downtown Tokyo
Or Koenji
And walking through
Looking for a bar
See a sign
It's like
All you can drink
$20 for 90 minutes
It's like
We're gonna test that limit
We went upstairs
Sure shit
20 bucks
say we'll just bring as much booze as you can order.
We're like,
shh-wreck,
right after that one.
It's like,
mo-uh.
And then the Irish pub we renamed was,
if you bought a drink,
I was like,
man,
it seems expensive.
It was like $10,
or 15 bucks for a drink,
but it was leaders or whatever,
and I didn't understand it.
But it was,
you were getting,
it was a jug.
It was,
fuck, yes.
And I was like,
Jesus,
Christ,
like two gallons of beer.
And they're like,
yeah,
it's what you're paying for.
I'm like,
I right?
Everyone gets what?
We,
blacked out that night.
No.
We'll go
do a country
trip somewhere, sometime.
Vegases are like, and we have that
coming up. Live shows, Vegas.
Range Day. Yeah, Range Day. Oh, that's, we'll have to
you'll like Range Day. He's a gun guy.
Yeah, oh yeah, if you want to come out to
range day, that'll be fun. That'd be awesome.
Yeah, I know. I have a handful of guns.
I had a smaller collection compared
to any of you guys, though. But, uh,
Well, you know, you've got to start somewhere.
My first gun that I actually went out and bought myself
was a UMP 45, but I have the USA version,
meaning it doesn't have a foldable stock.
It's all kind of like all in one.
You can get them converted.
Yeah, it's like, I think it's like Tommy.
Tommy built.
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah, they'll convert it.
My friend, or one of my neighbors actually has a converted Tommy built version of it.
I think I've got a factory HK machine gun, the UMP40.
I did a video on that, not like a year ago maybe, something like that.
Narnly, dude.
It's kind of jumpy though in full-up
Because it's 45 ACP
Yeah
It's like
I've got friends who really enjoy them
In my opinion
Because it's polymer and it's super light
Yeah
And I'm pretty sure it's direct blowback
Yeah
It's jumpy
Interesting
Yeah I've never shot of Tommy you on before
Or the UMP 45
Oh you have full-out of UMP
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah
Oh cool
That's that's awesome
The Thompson's aren't
Aren't jumpy
Just because they're so fucking heavy
but the ergonomics suck ass
Oh, dude
And they're slow too
Like it is a while
For a full auto
It's like thunk, thunk, thunk, thong, thong, the original
No, you're thinking of the grease gun
You're gonna know, OG Tommy Gun
Nah, pretty quick
Really? I thought the OGs were like
700?
No, well, well maybe
But like the grease gun's very slow rate of fire
That one is too
That's the thop, dot, dot, dot, dot, thob.
I was like, man, I remember,
I thought I fired
original tommy gun was 600 rounds per minute
because they did that was that the one where they had that weird delay mechanism or something like that
I think so oh the dual oh it was reduced rate to fire to six to seven hundred to make it more manageable for world war two
yeah which even still that's pretty quick like it's not too bad don't don't don't don't they're just chonking fucking big ass bullets down range
which also have an lcccc smith double-barrel shotgun like an 1898 one I think elsie smith you see Thompson rate of fire
That's a fast one.
Yeah, like it's awesome.
It's pretty decent.
That one, so, yeah.
Like, the 1921 Thompson had a high rate fire 8 to 900.
Later models, the 1928 went down to 6 to 700 for manageable.
M1928 is like the, that's the standard one that everybody.
Yeah.
Yeah. That's fucking wild. What's your favorite firearm? You have a few, so.
Yeah. I have, I think it's the, the one that's like dubbed like the John Wayne, the lever action.
Yeah, I have that one. I think it's a, those are fun. Let's see. Is it a 3240, 1893?
3240. Model 1893 lever action, Marlin rifle. No shit. I've never heard of that. Also, the grease gun, 450 runs per minute.
Oh, that's, holy shit.
Yeah, that's what I meant like chunk, chunk, chunk, chunk, that's wildly slow.
32-40 Winchester.
Yeah, it's like a super weird caliber and the ammo costs so much for it.
I think it's like $6 a round easily.
That's a weird looking fucking round.
I've actually unfamiliar with that, so you got me on.
Oh, really?
Yeah, no, you got me on that one.
Oh, interesting.
Wait, that.
What the fuck?
The uncircumcised leverguns cartridge.
Yeah, that's like my prize possession.
it's like the coolest gun to fire so the the joke is uh so i oh god you're you're killing me here
762 by that's 38 uh i believe is the one from the negant revolver so 7602 like 30 30 that is the
it was the negat revolver cartridge used a bunch uh world war one world war two but the joke is that
it's literally an uncircumcised uh cartridge right no shit
Because like the casing extends beyond the bullet's neck, right?
Oh, no, what the point?
It's beyond the bullet.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, what the fuck?
How's that work?
So it's like, it's an anteater round.
The bullet's actually inside the casing, which is wild.
So, yeah, editor, pull up 762 by 38R cartridge.
There's me firing it.
It looks pretty manageable for recoil.
Yeah, no, it's not.
It's not bad at all.
So you're not a 270.
I think it's a Remington.
Yeah, a hunting rifle.
So, yeah, that's just a hunting rifle.
But, and then a bunch of like just double, old double-barreled shotguns.
So my grandpa passed on a bunch of old double-barreled shotguns to me.
Which I think are really cool.
You ever do anything like a skeet shooting or clay shooting or anything like that?
No.
I have not done that yet, but I want to do that.
It's so fun.
Well, then I got to do that at some point.
I've only gone to just outdoor ranges and then just shot outside in my friend's yards.
I'm not any good at it, but it's every time I've done it.
I've done it a couple times for like charity shoots and stuff like that.
And it is, everybody just has a blast.
Like nobody cares that you suck.
It's just, it's fun to try.
Yeah.
I'm assuming it's really hard as well.
Or no?
I consider a good score for me, like if I hit more than 50% of them.
Like, I feel like that's pretty good.
It's not terribly hard, man.
It depends on the course that they set up.
It's like if they're just moving slow up there,
it's easy to put the barrel near it
and you're going to hit it because it's fucking birdshot.
Yeah.
But then there's some courses like,
remember the one when they rolled it across the ground?
Yeah, they had it set up sideways
and there was a ramp on the ground.
And so the disc just like goes super fast
and then ramps up in the air super quick
and slings it along the, yeah.
It's a blat.
I like, I just haven't done it much.
It is a blast.
Once it clicks, though, it is.
Once it clicks, you'll just always hit those clays.
You're like, oh, there it is.
Okay, now I understand this body mechanics.
At the clay shoot I did for Texas gun rights, toward the very end,
I started the lock-in.
Like, you started to get that, you're like, oh, shit, I know what I'm doing now.
I went four-for-four on a couple of them.
Yeah.
I'm like, okay.
And you get to shoot some machine guns, though.
That would be a lot of fun.
I'd be down to do that.
You ever shot full-auto?
Yes.
I shot a full-auto-og at a...
Good choice.
At X-Cal.
It was a gun range.
in northern Virginia.
I think,
I think I know that one.
It's a,
all of downstairs is a gun range.
All of upstairs is a gym.
So it's pretty cool.
That's fun.
And then now they're,
they're opening like a,
that's masculine as fuck.
Oh,
I just got done doing chest day.
I want to rip some lead.
And they also,
they also have like a supercar meetup
every Sunday there as well.
No,
I think it's Saturday.
It's Saturday Sunday,
they do supercar meetups there.
That's my head.
It's pretty cool.
Yeah.
I thought I would.
would not, yeah, a bar and you're in heaven.
They have a bar. Yeah, they have a bar.
You're shitting me. Yeah, they have a bar upstairs.
Dude. They have like a membership only bar that you pay and then you can kind of socialize.
Where's this is that?
In northern Virginia. It's in Ashburn, Virginia, specifically.
Jam, Supercar's bar and a gun range.
Yeah. Now they just need like... All in the same spot.
An apartment built on to the side.
Well, it's not in the same built, but I mean, there's our apartments all around.
It's in this new section called One Loudon.
So, yeah.
I need to check that place out.
I might have to be spending some time in that area
relatively soon, so I kind of want to
check out some of the local flavor.
Well, that would be fun.
Wait, so you started making content at 28.
What videos did you start making?
Minecraft.
Oh, hell yeah, okay.
Yeah, I started as a gaming YouTube.
Minecraft, CSGO, and Rust.
Oh, hell yeah.
I used to make CSGO funny moments videos.
Yeah, same.
And it was like Battlefield and CSGO is what I kind of started my channel on.
And then Arm of 3.
Funny compilation videos.
It's funny compilation videos.
It's funny seeing your original streams, too,
where you were in the full, like, SWAT load out
while you were playing them.
Oh, yeah, I'd play Rainbow Six Siege in my SWAT load out
that I had from the police department.
That's so sick.
They didn't have, like, plates back then.
You were just wearing this big Kevlar bullshit.
And we had plates, but we were too poor to buy them
for the department.
Seriously?
Your SWAT guys didn't have plates?
No.
Jesus, really?
It was just this big piece of fucking, like,
there's a still plate in there, dude.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's sort of like literal steel.
The big swat ones with the shoulders and like a steel plate, it was, yeah, it was nasty.
A lot of people don't realize how little money gets distributed to police departments, like, especially local.
50, you'll, I know a lot, we're like, oh, I get a fire 50 rounds a year.
And you're like, wait, that's how much you get a train with.
That was Washington, Seattle area.
They're like, yeah, we get 50 to maybe 200 rounds a year of training ammunition.
Yeah.
Otherwise, you have to do it on your own time.
Like, for us, like, that's a day.
five once a year.
Yeah.
Wow.
Which is shoot a target from five yards, three times.
Shoot a target from 10 yards, two times.
It's like, oh, I've got to shoot 10 bullets this year.
Not stress.
The CCW requirements for most states is more than that.
Yeah, there's no, and it's not under stress or, like, you're just like, oh, I get one, two, three.
So then there's no training for, oh, I am stressed out or I'm out of breath.
They don't do any of that training.
And then it's, well, last time I shot was a year ago with my,
10 rounds to qualify and that was it
And then it's like, okay, now you're in a very
high stress situation
You're like
Rounds kicking everywhere
That's why like
When I was on patrol
Just having a SWAT dude or a veteran dude with me
Yeah, smart
They're not gonna
Free the fuck out as soon as adrenaline hits
Yeah
You're like
And then yeah Cody went to
What was your first big video that popped off
because you had your viral moment with the squirt yeah one of my buddies was driving really fast
through resident of the neighborhood and the local news was like oh well this cop is wrong he
shouldn't be driving that fast but it turned out it was like to a home invasion with a stabbing
and process right yeah and so he like he was being careful about it like we're pretty highly
trained when it comes to vehicles and uh i made a video that got a hundred thousand views about that
And I was like, dude, he was driving to fucking, someone was being murdered at this house.
And the news redacted everything and changed their statements and stuff.
That's good.
That's how you kind of got into like the whole body cam and police coverage.
I was just looking out for one of my friends at the time.
Just setting the record straight.
Yeah, setting the record straight.
And then I started setting the record straight for all of these shootings that happened, like everything that was happening.
Because 99% of the time, cops don't just go out and shoot people for no fucking reason.
Yeah, just started leading, like just started doing that constantly.
and blew up, man.
It's awesome.
The Eddie Gallagher one's the one I remember the most
because I remember reading that.
I was still in L.A.
Your article came out.
I forget how long after that,
but it was people sending it to me.
Look at this shit bagger.
Hey, he killed, like murdered this kid,
blah, blah, blah.
And I was reading.
I was like, this is just insubordination.
This is younger guys or guys under him
that are pissed off.
They don't like their leadership
and they're trying to now railroad this guy.
Sure shit.
it's exactly what
happened. Because how old was the
kid in the Eddie Gallagher thing?
16, 17? Yeah. And he was
ISIS. Like it was
fighting. He had a fucking rifle.
Yeah. Yeah, they were in like an 18 hour firefight
with this. And they just happened
to find a kid.
Whoa. Yeah, but it was like
I say kid. They happened to find
found someone with her. For ISIS
that's middle age. Yeah. Especially
at that time. Yeah. Yeah.
So it was, this was an
Navy SEAL sniper and then you read it and it is oh well the guys that were against him oh
he was committing war crimes he's a terrible human bad leader and there's only two I think and then
you read it and they're like yeah we were messing with his optics to unzero every time every mission
I was like what the fuck you weren't I would know immediately if my guys were with my gun after day
two of me zeroing and it's off again I'm like huh that's weird I'm a as a sniper you're gonna be
accountable for your gun and how accurate
it is every time you pull the trigger you're like
well that's a way off as far as
pranks go or I'm going to fuck with this guy
that's a wild thing to do
hey let me with my own overwatch
because oh he is being
he's just targeting civilians that's why we did
it and then come to find out they did the
prosecution is the one that
delivered the malware
yeah yeah it was just the craziest
thing one of those um was a
jag officers
he was trying to make a career for himself and he delivered
malware to the defense to Eddie Gallagher's defense that like got into their computer and they
could see all their shit and it was a wild ass case wow they dropped everything because it was like
hey malware and then come to find out it's like yes they were told we need to hammer this guy to set
it was a navy seal so we have to hammer them it doesn't matter if you're making stuff up we'll
erase it we'll figure it out look now we have we're tracking everything they say illegally now
now is that a fruit of the poison tree thing because it was illegally obtained or like how did that
yeah that would be if if yeah if they would have obtained it that way that's fruit of the poisonous tree
you couldn't have used it even if it was bad and then i think they were doing all sorts of gnarly shit
i haven't revisited the case in years but they're like if you guys read up on the case like the
defense was doing a bunch of nasty shit primarily because the prosecution or yeah excuse me
the prosecution was doing a bunch of gnarly shit my bad because like the baby man who was trying to
advanced his career in JAG.
That he's the one that did, you got to look at him.
Yeah, he was the one that, like, put, like was working on, did the malware.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah.
It's, there's so much in that case.
The defense came in like, hey, look, we caught the, like, they came in and he was like,
we caught your fucking malware.
You're trying to track us.
Oh.
Oh.
And then they were, that's when it got dismissed everything.
Instant was like, what the fuck is this real?
He was like, no, but nothing happened against the, um, prosecution team.
like no one got in trouble for everything they did I get it baby guy not a single thing
happened to that guy or anyone on JAG even though they came to find out they did
oh no he got fired oh he did oh he did yeah he good yeah I'm reading look at the article
now they treated Eddie unfairly too they held him in fucking jail for months and months and
months awaiting trial without it's like he's like I'm not a flight risk like there's like I don't
know why I'm here and they just treated him like shit for several months it was it's a it's a
weird case man because i was following it from the beginning i was waiting for a little bit to come
out but the whole time i'm like dad this just doesn't add up and then they started saying you know
the prosecution was doing the malware and all this crazy shit it's it's a super interesting case
eddie's got a book about it that's really good too yeah they took didn't they take away his trident
and they get reinstated or trying to i remember dude i haven't i haven't i did this video on that
like six years ago and i've made a thousand since then i'm trying to remember it getting the trident
and like, that's a big deal.
It was just really messed up, especially, like, Eddie's a good dude, especially when you meet
him.
You're like, and you, hell, like, he was very thankful for that video you did.
I remember watching a video.
I was like, holy shit, yeah, this is spot on what I was thinking was the issue.
I just dug deeper than the, because the media was like, child killing murder, Navy sealed
on trial.
And I'm like, you know, war crimes happen, but I don't know if this guy did it.
And I was like, I was just started digging into it.
And his book, I think it's called Man in the Arena.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Which reference to a great quote.
Yeah.
That's the man in the arena.
I want to say it's Teddy Roosevelt.
Oh, no shit.
Yeah, basically like, you know, paraphrasing a very, very eloquent quote is it doesn't matter the people that are talking shit from the audience.
Like what matters is the man in the arena doing things, not the people talking about how the man doing things could have done things better.
Yeah.
But the man who's actually pushing forward and doing stuff.
good very very good quote so what was your what was your first video that really popped off
where you're like oh shit okay here is i can do this i got this there was a handful uh so it was
first it was like a funny moments video i think uh i did for like just video games that probably
got 100k and that's when i started hammering out like funny moments content and ironically that's
when i decided to drop out of high school like an idiot um because i was like i think i got to like yeah
about three grand a month at that time.
And I was like, this is crazy.
The world is mine.
Make a living off of YouTube.
This is so sick.
And I dropped out of senior year as well, so I was a big idiot.
But in that close.
In my Skype group, I had a bunch of other friends who also just dropped out of high school.
So we were just like, hey, let's do it.
And then YouTube got really hard.
And I quickly realized, oh, this is really hard.
It was in my three three grand a month went to...
What year was this?
2015.
Oh, right during almost adipocalypse.
No, that came later.
So I got really humbled by adpocalypse later on.
But first I got humbled just because of a massive skill issue and I couldn't put out enough
videos to make enough money if they weren't going viral.
Not because a certain Swedish guy said a certain word on a bridge.
No, that happened later on.
So later on, that became a problem for me as well.
But
what a fucking what now,
Pudes?
So first
did that,
then suddenly
the gaming career
thing was way
harder
and most of my money
was coming in
from sponsorships
at the time.
So I was taking
in like HyperX
at the time
I think was one
of my main sponsors
then
and I was through
an esports organization
so I went
to the esports
route first.
So I joined
this esports
organization
called BX3
as a content
creator.
We'll give you a 20%
revenue
And they started giving me brand deals left and right and it kind of worked and I could
live off of this until I couldn't.
So then I saw a lot of people started blown up off of making commentary videos while they were
playing video games.
So I was like, oh, this is a super easy pivot for me.
I already have a video game audience.
I can just talk about stuff that's happening while playing video games.
For example, yeah.
So leafy pyro also was really early on it.
And like, yeah, they started popping off and at the time they probably probably, you know, they probably
had like 100, 200k subs.
And it was like, oh shit, that's probably the new wave.
And at the time, I think I had like 40,000 subs, 30 to 40,000 somewhere around there.
So I went all in on that.
And then I did this video on, I think it was like Phantom Lord, with a CSGO shuffle
thing where he was like rigging gambling results for himself to then react big on Twitch.
Yeah.
So he was doing that for a bit.
So that was probably a three or 400,000 view of video, which was really big for me at
the time. But I still couldn't make the YouTube thing work. So then I became a janitor
because I already dropped out of high school. So then my job opportunities was like,
okay, do I want to work at McDonald's? A 7-Eleven. There's not too much else. Then I found
this nighttime job. So it was like a not an outlet mall. Freddie Fasbear's pizza or something
like that. But instead of it was, what's it called? It's called a strip mall. Yeah, I know. So essentially
I just cleaned floors from like.
11 at night to midnight until
basically like 5 to 7
in the morning depending on when I got done
and then my last round was like picking up
cigarette buds and stuff like that out in front
at like 6 or 7 in the morning
and I always had beef with this homeless guy
who was there because
same fucking dude it was literally the same guy every single
time and he would always smoke cigarettes
they choose us we don't choose them man
you got to catch them all
he kept throwing cigarettes down
like just where I had to pick him up essentially on the property of the place I was working for
so I kept on having to pick up his fucking cigarettes every single morning so one day I asked him
I was like can you like not through his cigarettes here and he was holding he was drinking vodka at
the time out of a bottle and he went fucking blue top plastic bottle it was a no it was not plastic
it was glass and I know it was glass because I had to clean it up it's a fancy hobo
you had a sophisticated so so what happened was I asked him can you can you please stop
throwing cigarettes down and then he threw a cigarette down and I was like okay and at the time
I was like 17 um so you put Andy freeze in a glass of hot-cature sweet tea told him he got 30 million
dollars no I was just like I was like absolutely not going to fight with a homeless guy about it I was
just like can you please not do that and then he was like well I'm employing you and I'm like what
And he was like, I'm giving you your job.
And I'm like, come on, dude.
I was like, can you just please not do it?
That's a bullshit answer, man.
Yeah, no, exactly.
Well, he was drunk.
He was homeless.
I don't know.
And then he decided to throw.
Excuses, excuses.
He was like, I got something for you to clean up.
Then he threw the glass bottle of vodka towards me.
And it just shattered on the sidewalk in front of it.
Of course, on the property I had to clean up on.
So I remember just staring out.
I'm staring at the mess.
And I'm going like, all right, I got to go downstairs to the janitor's closet.
get the freaking broom and sweeper and start that was that extended my work day by half an hour
so that really sucked and that heavily motivated to go home and keep making YouTube videos because
my life can't be that so we just know this is where we find out that uh your your new passion is
you just dexter homeless people right exactly right now I was just making commentary videos
online and then thankfully a few started popping off and I ended up moving
to England with a few other YouTube creators, commentary YouTube creators. And we lived in like two
different homes over about a year. And then I went to L.A. for three months. I was not a fan of it.
I also went broke there. So I wasn't making a lot on YouTube at the point. And L.A. is very
expensive. So then went back to England, lived in England for a couple more months and then moved
back to, no, lived in England for a couple more months. And then I made this little TAY video that like
completely changed my life forever.
Um, because it got like eight million views in a week.
That's a little Asian girl with the money, right?
Yeah.
Now she's relevant again.
I forgot about that.
Oh my God.
That's the weird one.
That's the super weird one.
Yeah.
It's odd.
Didn't she do some crazy shit like faking, dying or like being a pot of, uh, she's blaming
on her stepfather.
I don't know.
I mean, what?
I don't buy it.
But it is what it is.
Anyway, it was just like, it was just this funny case on the internet of you had this
13 year old, like flexing, saying she's so rich, look at this penthouse I'm in, all that. And then we
find out that her mom is a Vancouver real estate agent. And she's just flexing the homes that
her mom is showing. So she's having open showings and flexing these condos. So I made a video
kind of laughing at that. That got like 7 or 8 million views. And I was like, whoa. Now we went
from the 20K to 30K view average to where I could barely make my payments every month to like,
oh shit, eight million views in like just a few days.
And then I made a follow-up video that got another eight million view video on it.
So I went from getting like, you know, between 800,000 views a month to maybe 1.5 million
views a month to suddenly in a month, I think I got like 26 or 27 million years that month.
So that was kind of like the, oh, my life has changed forever now.
Throw away video game context.
Yeah.
But that was after I kind of switched to commentary.
So I, so first it was like video game.
comment that was like a few like a year or so before that and then I started doing the face cam
stuff to kind of differentiate myself more and then build a brand a little bit correct and that's
when I started building the whole brand of like I want to be a low budget talk show because like
all the mainstream talk shows are not relatable at all that's kind of where that's my lane I want
to be in and that's kind of like why I started the like the like the freaking mat that I have behind me
it's like the streets I was raised on because every high-end talk show they have like a skyline like
an expensive LA skyline or New York City skyline
or whatever behind them. And I was like, what's
something nostalgic? I'm from Lillehammer
Norway. That's not any, no one can relate
to that. So I was like, I want something that's
relatable that I was also raised on
to put up behind me and those would be like, yeah,
my skyline. So that's kind of why I started doing
those mats. Which the mats, you actually brought out. Yeah, no, I brought a few
of them because yeah, we did the
Texas. You guys are going to laugh at the Texas
one because you're like, oh, yeah, no, it's actually good. I was like, our audience
is going to fucking love this.
Yes, we just dropped the Texas collection.
Put it right here.
We noticed something and my designer thought this was hilarious.
San Antonio, Fort Worth, Dallas, El Paso, a highway with no mention of Austin.
So you're missing Austin.
My designer thought the highway was more important than Austin on it.
Oh, it is.
It is, yeah.
He thought it was hilarious.
I was like, uh, okay.
Yeah, okay.
Unless we ended up negotiate
I love how San Antonio
has a beach now
And it's like
Hey man
Clearly we're not from Texas
But
No I'm glad you skipped Austin
You got Houston too
You have everything but Austin
We have so we negotiated
So I was like okay
Because you really want to release this version of it
And I was like all right I'll release it for a few months
And then I'll replace it with an actual
More correct one with all the right cities
on it. Dallas is in the top right
hand corner. And like Dallas
and Fort Worth are farther apart
than San Antonio Houston.
All right, look at that. I love it.
This is like so far from
it. It's like really driving
this top. In reality
it's like a 15 minute Uber.
It's so good though.
Sorry we're just sitting here shitting on
your fucking. Thank you. I just want
little naked people roaming the road
for where Austin would
be. Like what are they doing? Oh, those is
homeless. Our problem is we want
to actually like the whole thing is like
you need to fit like a toy car on it
right. So it really if we want
a two lane it takes up a lot of space
because we want it to actually be usable
if kids want to play with them. So
that's kind of why the spacing
gets a little off where like for example
Dallas Fort Worth we want a road between it and then
suddenly they get parted by it a lot.
Right. Dude we're going to put that up
and then you got mouse pads and
this is your guys. Oh, you guys can have that
that's a gift.
As a you
Look
Look
This is massive
What I
Dude I love it
Where you can like
Oh you'll sit down
We'll fucking roll this bitch
Look at her
Can't get over the wall
Ski
There's an
Unintentional Mexican
Trying to cross the border
Oh no
No no no
No
trolling you.
And you're like, no, it's not what happened.
That's not what happened.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's a Mexican riding an ox.
I just like Mexico has nothing.
There's not a city in Mexico.
It's just, it's dirt and two Mexicans.
We also do mouse mats.
Because we realized that, like, when I started it,
I was also like, not everyone needs a large tarmat like that.
So we ended up also since it's called Mad City, we started making it.
It's called Madsy. We started making mouse mats.
And then we, uh, yeah, no, we started making mouse mats that I actually wanted to use.
So this is like our largest one. This is our actually from the Texas collection as well.
That's fucking cool. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're braided as well. So they actually don't
flake up. And they're just, uh, you get the Alamo. And that's like a big, uh,
staple of the, uh, the Texas state fair. I love that you have like now something. It's like,
oh, the kiddos can play with this. Yes. Exactly. And I've said, Riden will love that fucking thing.
right and we'll flip shit he's like oh thank you daddy i needed i knew matt i'm like okay buddy make
some videos with it okay i shall do that i was showing him the 1300 comments on his last
terminator video because he like recreated t2 yeah shot for shot yeah and added his own roto and
explosions and everything and everyone's like holy shit because i was like holy shit you just you see
him like evolving as like oh i know how to do more things yeah and then he ordered four
$400 worth of Hot Wheels yesterday.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, because it was still a link to the eBay account card was.
And then we're like, yo, bud, what, whoa, what you do?
You can't, you just spent $400.
That's my monies, Daddy.
Well, now he has a Matt to play with them on.
Yeah.
Well, he ordered it because he uploaded a video and thought, I made money because the video did good.
So that's why I spent that money.
What movie is he making with $400 worth of Hot Wheels?
What's his next movie?
He's got to be working on a big production.
Is he looking for investors?
he's actually
that's why I wasn't actually
I was like hey buddy
we have to talk
it was for a new video
he's like I want to do
a Halloween truck series
I was like
look I was like
fuck okay
well daddy will fund that
okay
but next time
we gotta ask
Jeepers
because your cars
get really expensive
really quick bro
he's buying like
legit T2 props
it would happen
he's the one
it sucks
because he's like
I want this car
and it's like
a collector's hot wheel
car
But it's like $100 or $140 for eight one hot wheel car.
And he wants to take it out the package.
Yep, of course.
Yeah.
And I'm like, oh, he is, people would hate watching Ryan and just destroy collector
cars that have been sealed for like 30 years.
Oh, no.
Thank you, Daddy.
And he does unboxing videos of every car he has.
Oh, that's awesome.
Oh, he loves it.
Fuck, yeah.
That's funny.
Just starting a channel that's just unboxings of things that shouldn't be
unboxed.
You start seeing, like, charges of these, like, Pokemon card sets for, like, 20 grand coming out of your account.
I would go upstairs.
Not even opening the cards, but just taking them out of the plastic.
Just trolling the collector community.
I walk upstairs.
He's open to all my collector video games that were sealed in my action figures.
I'd be like, oh.
Aneurism.
You just got to go outside and sit down on your outside chair for a minute.
It's okay.
Riding was loved.
Yeah.
Like, no.
Well, Cody, you wanted to close us out?
Well, first off, where does everyone find you, Mr. Atosie?
Where do we find me?
Yeah, on the internet.
Atosie on YouTube.
In South Korea, apparently.
Apparently in South Korea as well.
You can find all the mats at mat.com.
And that's really all my plugs, honestly.
I'm just kind of a YouTuber.
We're trying to do an actual unsub mat, too.
Oh, that'd be rad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That'd be a super fire.
Skate shop, Brandon's Rain, Gun Shop.
sub house. Just docks everyone.
Yeah, and we'll put actual physical address.
The lat launch, just
it's just Finn's place.
It's just our editor's address and everything.
That's the one thing. Everybody's just like, oh, yeah, we're over here.
Skate shops up here.
Fenn's address.
Finn's phone number, address, social.
Photo of his driver's license.
like you're looking up at a drone scared
like Ukrainian combat footage
that's so scary as well by the way
that Ukrainian combat footage
just seeing the killer drones
swarming around
that they fly now
that's what we're going to talk about
on the after show
oh boy
we'll do a 10 minute after show
Cody close us out you beautiful son of a bitch
bye everyone thank you for coming
to the unsubscribe podcast
I was joined today by Eli Double Tap
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and myself Donut Operator.
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