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I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap. Once again, J.D. Delay. Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. We really appreciate you guys for being here. This is actually my first time on a podcast. with you. It is. Last time you skirt it out and I understood. Yeah, I was just afraid to be seen on camera with you. That's what I thought, man. I had to wait until I was running for Congress again. Yeah, I'm actually quite surprised that you're taking the risk of sitting next to me while

running for an office. I ain't worried about it, unless the felonies are going to rub off. I mean, it's like an osmosis thing. It's a little like dandruff. They just get everywhere. Our favorite felons back again. I, you know, I really appreciate that. That's a friendly term. And I'm barely, I barely qualify as a felon, bro. Only 58. Only 58. What's a number? I haven't caught a felony in like six years.

Which is good. It's pretty good. Baby steps. Yeah. Yeah, you know. I haven't caught a felony in the last six years either. Nice. Talk, Twinsies.

We have so much in common in the last six years. I don't think any of us caught felons. That's great. You know, once you catch the first one anyway, it's like, okay, so the government just took away my inalienable god-given rights to be able to defend myself and my family and i have to check that box forever so you know what's one or 58 it's all the same yeah it's still the biggest surprise kind of like getting an STD yeah yeah it doesn't matter how many STDs you have once you get one you know you're dirty inside you're infected brandon Herrera

felons are like STDs after the first one does it really count felonies He became a, Pokemon. After your first felony, you became a bug chaser. Oh, yeah. I was like, oh, fuck it. Oh, those are the worst. I like the ones that live under my skinz-z-z-z-z-z.

And then, how are you doing? Yeah, welcome. What's up, buddy? It's been, man, six, nine, seven. It's been a while since you were online. Something like that. And I have been, like, just nonstop, about when are you going back on unsub?

When are you going back on, when they invite me, when they, I was stoked they invited me once. And now you guys have allowed me to come back twice. So for everybody who's asked right now. Yeah. Well, you were supposed to come back earlier and we talked about it a little bit, but you had to put everything on hold for a little bit because you didn't know if you're going to gel or not again or prison again. Yeah. So there was a there was a almost 12 year old charge. I had gotten a DUI for marijuana and I didn't handle my probation correctly. Like, I didn't handle it like an adult. Uh, I actually got almost immediately

violated, but I moved to the state of Florida and it stued for 10, 12 years. Something like that. This is a DUI from like 12 years. Yeah, bro. Like it was at the end of 2013 when I caught it. Um, so, uh, it, it was the last thing that I had to do to make things right and to, uh, you know, fulfill my obligations. And so I hired an attorney and, was like, how do we do this? Like, there's a way to avoid incarceration here, right? And he's like, well, with the prosecutor that you're going to have, probably not she's going to want you to do some time on this

because it was a probation revoke. And, you know, it was anything up to a year. So there was a year cap on it. And it was what I just needed to do to take account for the things that I had done in my past. It was the last thing that I needed to clean up. And so, you know, I, I'm all about it. accountability these days. Accountability is like one of the most key things that has enabled me to

become a better person, uh, to have the life that I have today. So I just dealt with it head on and, um, was ready to go in, you know, the day that we walked into court on the way in, my attorney said, you're ready to go to jail today. And I said, I'm ready to go. Let's do this. You know, my wife was ready for me to go. We walk in there and he goes, hold on. That's a different prosecutor. And he walks up to him and talks to him for a minute and comes back and he goes, you're never going to believe this. But that prosecutor actually knows you from your content. And he said putting you in jail would be a waste of time.

And he wants to offer you community service. I think it also probably helped that I had like letters of recommendation from Chris Hansen. Amazing dude. Great friend. Rich. Rich, Angry Cop's letter was actually the one that the judge read in the courtroom. Jelly Roll and Bunny wrote me a letter. sheriffs from multiple different counties

across the country. You're just in this courtroom. Is there a name down here? You want to drop? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, speaking of things that dropped, I actually made you this, Cody, because you have incarcerated a lot of people,

and I just wanted you to see what their girlfriends are, because I know a lot of them have given you shit. So just so you know, this is what a prison girlfriend is. It's called a Fifi. It's actually a glove rolled up into a towel, and you would squirt lotion on the end of that. like inside a little bit and that is the female companion of the people who gave you shit resisted arrest whatever the case may be uh that's what they have to look forward to i wanted you to

just bask in that for a moment you know don't go in it it's the unsub communal fee fee yeah yeah i'm gonna put this on the unsub titties take it up in the background put it in the background oh yeah that's in the background that's great i'll ask him about that but oh he's getting the tities out Here we go. We absolutely can't show those on camera. There we go. I just like it's a blurred out thing right now. Oh my God.

A vote for Brandon is a vote for Fifi. Thank you so much. Yes, sir. I started this. I'm sorry, Brandon. I'm sorry. I was just thinking about the poor bastards on the prison fucking laundry duty. Oh, oh, yeah.

Yeah, for sure. There's no way that glove holds up. I don't know. It depends on how gentle you are with it. I don't plop him on the ground. Jesus. Bags of sand. That noise.

The plop, you would say? As one would say. This prosecutor was such a cool guy that he actually went harder for me when talking to the judge to recommend community service as opposed to incarceration, because it was ultimately up to the judge. he went harder for me than paid attorneys that I've paid in the past. It was really incredible. And one thing that he really wanted, he asked me specifically was to continue to make content based upon what happens when you are accountable and you own your shit and you handle things head on. And, you know, that's something that's been so quintessential in my life that I was like, yeah, let's run that, bro. Especially if it means that I get to do community.

so which my life is community service. I do community service all the time. Be cool if they counted your videos as community service. That would be sweet. I'm actually doing my community service through the Salvation Army. I have a buddy who works at the Salvation Army and where I'm at, they do a lot of stuff for the homeless population and people that are struggling with substances. So we've been doing that.

And he's great. He did like 10 years in the feds. He's like six inches taller than me. So a big old swolled up cracker. And we've been doing. community service together. J.D., if no one knows you, why are you friends with us? Like, what is your background? Why, why? Like, hi, everybody. Why are you the coolest guy ever? My name is J.D. I was a career criminal and a drug addict for 20 years. I came to a point where I was

granted the desperation to turn my life around by the Secret Service and the SWAT team in Florida for organized fraud and counterfeiting. I've done 39 months. in state prison um and uh i ended up getting granted a second chance at life that i 100% did not deserve i had not earned it um but it was grace that was given to me uh and since then i've become a recovery coach a peer support recovery specialist a smart recovery facilitator uh i've started uh community outreach for distributing narkin and for uh raising funds for mental health services for people in early recovery. And my life basically these days is based on trying to help other people get second

chances and get the same type of grace and life that I have today. It's not every day you see somebody who takes a second chance at life and takes it as seriously as you have. So that's fucking awesome. Well, anytime you get a blessing, and this is for my personal experience, anytime that you get a blessing in life, the blessing comes with the responsibility inherently. And every time I've disrespected a blessing, God, the universe, whatever you want to call it, slaps the shit out of me if I disrespect my blessings.

And God got hands, bro. So I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to play around, man. You know, and honestly, it's a huge honor to me to be allowed to go into like prisons today and to be able to speak to people that are incarcerated and give them a little bit of hope because I never had that when I was in prison. We never had anybody who came in and the classes that we had nothing against the people who ran them but you know it's

people that have never struggled a day in their life the way that people in there that are doing time had so it it didn't hit the same when they would talk to us but if someone like me had walked in and talked to me and told me I don't have to do this there's a better way there's a better future I think that it might have had a real actual effect so you mean that you look a little different than the typical prison counselor? Well, you know, I look a little different, but also there's something about people that have had extreme trauma or substance use issues or incarceration where we can hear shit from somebody who's been in the gutter or the prison yard or, you know, been to the bottom

in a way that we can't hear it from somebody who has the classical type of training. Like somebody can have every degree on their wall to give me necessary information to save my own life. And I won't hear it on the same level as I would from somebody who has, you know, gone to prison or, you know, been desperate and, you know, strung out on the streets. There's just something about it. And I'm not sure entirely what it is, but somebody who's lived that life and found a way out is what it took for me to be able to find my way out. I needed men to guide me who had been there. And so I get to do the same and turn around and do that for other people today. Is that what you found? Like what really was it once you had that second chance? Like what really

made you turn it around? Um, man, you know, to be honest with you, I was, uh, in a seven man, six man cell and I was the seventh man. And, um, I was like the token white dude on this unit. Everybody else was either Hispanic or Haitian. I was in a heavy Haitian unit. And one of the dudes in my cell, I'm sleeping in a boat on the floor. Um, one of the dudes in my cell, um, one of the dudes in myself was a shot caller from the zoh gang and uh really cool dude but me and him had some issues and we were we were about to fight and he looked at me and instead of fighting me he said dude where are you at with god and i said there's no fucking god bro get the fuck out of here are we fighting or what's going on he goes no man let me let me talk to you we talked all night long

and and i grew up in a very church driven household but he presented things in a way that was non-intrusive and that made sense to me and just sort of opened up a door for me and I saw a life for myself and a possibility for myself that I hadn't seen before. And I woke up the next morning and there was just a voice in my head that said, get up, you're going home today. I had like $56,000 bond at this point and nobody wanted to really like put up money to bond out the dude who just got caught with an ID printer and printing out checks. You know, I'm like the biggest flight risk. I'm already a fugitive in the state of Oregon with 10 years hanging over his head. So I didn't really think much of it.

But I got on the phone. I called a bondsman. And like within eight hours, I was walking out of the jail. Oh, shit. And I went home and ended up getting raided by the SWAT team again. More charges. They had been investigating me for like a year. And, um, wait, hold on.

So you got out of prison just for them as soon as you got home to raid you again. Like, what was the time lapse? on that was it like right after yeah so it was jail and i was just on bond so i still had to face those charges um and so because i had stopped committing crimes the investigation that they had been running on me like i think they had been trying to stack as many charges on me as they could is kind of my general understanding on it um and i'm not sure you being law enforcement i don't know if that's something they actually do or if it was just the timing but it seemed like they had been trying to stack charges on me.

Since I was inactive, they started dropping indictments on me. Like, I got three indictments within three months for old stuff after I actually stopped committing crimes. And they kept coming and looking for me and not catching me. But then I'd go and turn myself in. I'd hit up my bondsmen, have them all ready to pay my bond as soon as I went in. So I had a judge that offered me treatment. And I really wanted to go to this treatment center.

His judge changed my life. His name's Judge Foxman. I appreciate you, dude. He saw something in me and gave me an opportunity to go to a treatment center. And he told me, if you go and make it through treatment, we'll figure all this other stuff out. But if you don't go to treatment or you buck treatment, I'm going to bury you under a prison. Do you understand me? And I was like, yeah, absolutely.

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Why? Why? Why? Because you don't have to use keys. Gun, not included. Cody, you've got multiple cats in your house, including Squirt, who's quite the scrapper. Would you want Squirt to have access to your firearms? No, he's violent.

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I had graduated that treatment center. I was a manager at that treatment center. I was a class facilitator at a outpatient facility. And I had just done some stuff to be able to show that I was serious about the changes I made in my life. That sounds like a fucking awesome judge, man. That's the same. That's the same thing I would I would tell someone if I was a judge. It's like, you fuck this up. You're going under. And you proved yourself. to be like you're you turned your life around yeah yeah and you know it's funny because uh the other day i was in florida and um you know who sheriff grady judd is i know i know judd yeah yeah yeah so i was interviewing sheriff grady judd super cool guy and we were talking about it because the the media

always likes to portray fit pull them up yeah the media always likes to get those clips where he's talking about shooting people dead and shit like that which you pull a gun on the cops bro you should get murked. I'm sorry. Like if you pull a gun on a police officer, I don't care if you're retarded or what you're going through. I don't care if you're underprivileged. You pull a gun on a cop. The cop has the right to defend himself. But those clips pop for the media, but they never show the other side of Judd, where he's talking about how he believes in recovery. He believes in pre-trial diversion. He believes in second chances. So I thought it was really cool that I was able to sit down as somebody on a second chance and talk to him about all that stuff. That's awesome, man.

Yeah. So that talk was really good with Jugg. Yeah, dude, he's a really good guy. He's a really cool dude. Dude, he seems cool as shit. Yeah. I wanted to get him on on. So I have seen those clips do kind of fuck.

Dude, those clips are sick as fuck, dude. It goes hard. It's not just the normal, like, press conference. Like, we're investigating such and such. There's a disturbance. Two o'clock. It's like, motherfucker, I'm going to find you. Yeah.

He's like, you come to my county and you fuck up. You fucked up, buddy. Yeah. And well, dude, he takes it seriously. He has a responsibility to his constituents to keep a safe community and to do everything they can to make an environment that's conducive to law-abiding citizens, not these fucking criminals. And if the people that you elect are failing to do that, it's directly spitting in the faces of the people who put them in their position.

And I live in a state where they do that. They bend over backwards and suck criminals off to protect them over-protecting law-abiding citizens. And as an ex-criminal, you're never going to like hug a thug your way into a situation where people aren't committing horrible crimes against law-abiding citizens. Yeah, exactly. It's not even just his constituents either because it's it's not it's, there's his constituents, yes, that's important, but also his officers, the people that are under him. Being under somebody like him has to be what it's like being under like General Mattis or something like that. They're just like, oh yeah, fuck yeah. Top's got us covered. Yeah. We're hell yeah.

well and I asked him I asked him specifically I was like do you think that you could do the same job that you do here in Polk County in a state like California or New York or Oregon and he's like absolutely not no no 0.0% chance I was like yeah that makes sense it makes me think of the the days when like my grandfather like my grandfather he was a he was a law enforcement officer for 35 years in small town Georgia And it's like if someone who comes in your town and they fuck up, you beat the shit of them. You take them to the edge of town. You say, don't come back to our town anymore. And that's how Judd, like, that's what that feels like to me, like actual law enforcement. You know, I actually, my grandfather on my mom's side was a big old Irish cop. And sort of the same type of dude cut from the same cloth. I was telling Judd that and he's like, you would have made a great Polk County sheriff's deputy if you hadn't got

those felonies. I'm like, yeah. My grandfather also at the same time, like, you know, he'd drive you to the edge of town and throw you out if you're a piece of shit. But he would also be kind to you and be like, do you want a meal to eat? Like people that actually deserved it. He'd be like, do you want a meal to eat? Like he wanted to serve and protect. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But if you're a shitter, he would fucking take it to the edge of town. Yeah. But like if people were cool, like you, like he would take it down to the diner and he would give you a mill to that's funny though you're like he would he said you would have made a great uh poke county uh deputy right

he's like yeah it would have been great if you didn't have a rap sheet longer than a fucking cvs receipt for real bro for real and i actually got to do a ticot trend with sheriff grady judd which was super cool yeah he's got a a media person who's really up on the trends and like we did this trending song and like it's me and him shaking hands smiling at each other really big and like it popped off on our our tic talks and a bunch of people called me a bootle liquor and they were already trying to cancel me for my Florida around and find out shirt. So they're like, look at this Nazi shaking hands

with a Nazi. I'm like, yeah, you'd call him if somebody fucking looked at you wrong, though. If you lived in Polk County and somebody looked at your bitch ass wrong, you'd call you got 911 on speed dial, ho ass bitch. Look at this clear Nazi shaking hands with a local cop.

Clear Nazi. Both clear Nazis. Oh, law enforcement. It's great. It's still helped me sell more of those shirts. Thank you guys for canceling me and selling shitloads of shirts and getting me thousands more followers a day. Appreciate you. Pinkies up.

Every time you post it to your shitty little subredits, we make more money, so it's pretty fucking cool. Free advertising with your fucking self-righteous indignance. Advertising expensive too, so I'm saving lots of money. Yeah, I know, bro. I know. Lots of money when you do that. My haters are my biggest fans

and they make me money. I'm like, yes. This is fantastic. When you go back to, as you said, it was you wish you had individuals like yourself speaking when you were in prison because then you would actually connect with them because then it's, I'm assuming it's kind of like the idea of doing therapy or group therapy with veterans that have been in the shit. You connect with them versus a random therapist or psychologist that you have no connection to. And it's like that human connection. Oh, you've experienced this. Okay, I want to listen to you. How did you get to where you are?

And that kind of the same thing. And then on top of that, are you seeing that when you go to these meetings and people get out after being in one of your classes, do you see that positive? Look, man, related to this, if you go to the gym and you're trying to lose weight, are you going to go to somebody who's morbidly obese and ask him, hey, how do I lose weight? Or are you going to go to somebody who's fucking fit that used to be, you know, on the plus size and be like, hey, man, can you just show me what you did? because I'm trying to do what you did. Every single time, bro, you know what I'm saying? If you're skinny and you want to get like bigger Xic, you're going to go to one of the big dudes and be like, hey, man, how the fuck do I do that?

It's like you were where I am and I want to be where you are. Exactly. Exactly. So, you know, that's what it relates to to me. And it's funny that you would ask about, you know, running into people that I used to teach classes to because while I was in Florida just recently, man, I'm not going to, I'm not going to not going to docks you, bro. and but um one of my guys that uh i i had in my class for a good long while um he works for

UPS bro and i got a package delivered to the Airbnb and it was this dude and as soon as i saw him he was like hey jd and i was like what's up gave him a big hug he's doing fucking incredible he's like the life is in his eyes you know i remember his first day coming in and he was head down and downtrodden and everything and that means the entire fucking world to me But when it comes to, like, guys who were able to go back into prison, I look at, like, dudes like my buddy jelly roll, struggle Jennings, Waylon Jennings, grandson. Oh, dropped it.

Yeah. The name got dropped. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Well, here's the thing, bro, is that, like, they get access in ways that I can't. Like, I get access. Well, so they don't want to let me back into prison to talk to people in very many places.

I've been able to do it seven or eight times now. But like when I try to do it in Oregon, all I get is roadblocks. And it seems like like this is where I come from and I'm out here and I do this work. I literally fly across the country to go to prisons in Nashville and prisons in Arkansas and speak to men when they're at a low point and I can offer them something that might help them change the trajectory of their life. And Oregon's like, no, no. And it's just, it's crazy to me.

But, you know, Jelly, both times he's come through Oregon has gone. gone into my home institution, Oregon State Penitentiary, which is incredible. He's, he's literally spoken to people that I know that I still am in contact with, uh, you know, since 2006, I've known him and I'm still in contact with him. He's still in there. He's on double life sentences for killing his uncle because his uncle was doing shady shit to his little sister. And he got to meet jelly. And I'm like talking to him about it and shit. And it's, it's fucking great, man. Like, the dudes who are out there doing that type of work change lives. And, ways that I don't think we're ever going to see the end of because it's like a ripple effect.

It's like dropping water, you know, a drop into a still water that you change somebody's life for the better. They change somebody's life for the better. Those people change somebody's life for the better. And it just, it multiplies. You never fully see the fruits of what some of these guys are out there doing. And they're doing it on a more mass scale than I'm able to because I'm, I'm, we little fish, but eventually I'm hoping that I'll be able to get more access to be able to go in.

because addressing these people you know a lot of these people grew up with really fucked up home lives and you'll see people that come into prison and one thing in prison is uh at least where i was and i know that cultures are different different states but you know table manners are pretty important it's a respect thing you know don't fucking talk with your mouthful eating at the table uh type of thing but a lot of these people just they never had parents teach them a literal fuck thing. So they're learning some of this shit for the first time in prison. So you have somebody who has that life experience and then somebody who's been where they are comes in and talks to him and tells him, you don't have to do this forever. There's a way out. Let me explain some

shit to you. And it just hits different. And that's one thing I will say is we, I at least I know I've never met jelly roll or anything, but like I've seen him perform before. And that's one thing that like he'll stop and like pretty much every show like offer that message of of redemption yeah not and it's one of you know a lot of artists will do stuff like that but for him it's the first time i've ever listened to something like that and like oh this guy's a hundred percent fucking genuine like it's just this actually strikes me as something that's important to this guy more in person more so in person dude like he's he's really about that shit I like my friend's struggle just got put on the board for send musicians to prison

which is literally terrible name marketing wise not the best name hey you're going to prison dog to help others it's a little clunky it's a little clunky it sounds fucking funny though from a marketing arm that's a very funny group name it's very straightforward that's what they do they send musicians into prison to go and just speak to these men and a lot of them are due to come from rocky backgrounds and shit like that. So the fact that we have people out there actually actively doing that. And you have a lot of musicians that are, you know, volunteering to go and give their time to these people.

I don't see. When I walk in there, I know that a lot of these people statistically are going to fail. The recidivism rates are fucking crazy. But not a single one of them has to. So when I walk in there, the first thing I do is I thank them for their time. I tell them,

I know that it feels like you're drowning in time. All you have is time, but your time is still valuable because what you do right now is going to determine the trajectory of the rest of your life. And I want to thank you for your time because it's valuable. I don't see convicts and felons and fucking losers and degenerates here. I see the potential for future leaders, leaders of your community, leaders of your home, leaders that can go out there and make a difference in the world. But you have to choose that and you have to keep choosing it every single day.

day. It's an active lifestyle to choose something different. And you're going to have to change everything that you've ever known. And it's not going to be easy, but it's going to be fucking worth it. It's that proper reform. Proper reform through prison. Because I think that's where your largest failure is coming from. It's like, hey, we're going to put everyone together. And then you're going to have your little race wars inside a prison. Oh, they love that shit in there. Yeah. And you're going to fight. You're going to do all of that. And then when you get out, hey, you've learned nothing you haven't been educated you're still as you said don't know how to have table manners you're thrown right back in the world and now you can't get a job on top of everything else so

failure failure failure versus true reform and if you reach one person dude if i if i fly from oregon to fucking Arkansas and one person gets out and changes their fucking life win fucking win bro uh i have a question i've never been able to ask like a felon someone who's been in prison before do it do it how do you feel about prisons being private businesses i fucking hate that shit bro because the majority of prisons are private businesses correct yeah well so there's there's a lot of them that are i don't know if it's the majority i don't know what the statistic on that is i know that there's like i think 20% of them in the state of florida prisons uh are private businesses um i haven't

looked up the national averages or anything like that but i don't like it because in the contracts that they have with the government, the government gives them a percent that they're going to keep that prison full. So it's, you know, like hitting a fucking quota of people. Put a monetary incentive on making sure people go to prison. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And I think that that's really dangerous. Or stay in prison or go back.

Yeah. And here's the thing is that like I 1,000% believe that if you are in prison and, you know, you fucked up, you owe a debt to society. you're getting free room and board and food and, you know, the shittiest health care you could possibly imagine. I do believe that inmates should have responsibilities. They should have to work. They should have to do things to give back to the community to earn their keep.

However, there is a very prevalent slave labor industry that is, you know, being run through prisons in every single state in this country. They're wild. Yeah. So, I mean, like states like Florida, they don't pay. inmates anything and they have literal contracts with companies where they will be making you know clothes or whatever it is in oregon they have a furniture shop at osp um and then they have a sprint or at t and t call center at snake river um but at least out there they pay you like three dollars a day which for

prison money three dollars a day fuck yeah but you know they're contracting each person out for you know at minimum minimum wage oh yeah to to these companies um which really quick, private prison facilities house 18% of federal prisons and then a state is 7%. Hey guys, do you want to see something? Not again. Those are true classics. Oh. You want to touch it, Brandon?

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possible i'm curious if there's ever been a court case about the constitutionality of that you tyler what's his name just did a video on it uh he got ran out he wasn't even allowed to stand outside the prison and do a video is a private prison and he was just recording a video olivera yes oh no shit and the the sheriff the local town cops showed up and like hey you got leave and he's like wait this public land you better leave i'm going to ask you one more time you need to leave and he's like i'm on public land what the fuck are you talking about and as he's talking the prison is shuttling people in and out not in the cattle cars and they're having to sit down and squat and they're not handcuffed or anything and they're like where are they taking those prisoners

and then they're willing them back in too like don't just stop recording stop recording cops made them leave and then they escorted them out of town and this is all the local sheriffs and police officers escorted them out wow where was this tyler olivera olivera olivara something like that but yeah no i like his stuff dude yeah yeah that video's fucking wild and it is a massive video and you see the corruption at that level and that is they go deep into it and then they uh he interviews prisoners at that's one and it was uh female and male prisoners the females were like yeah we would have to be outside in the cold and doing gardening for just the local sheriff like yeah he Jesus.

Oh, yeah. Well, that's like a lot of the cop hate that I get where it's like, oh, cops are fucking bad. They might see something like that where it's like maybe the sheriff there's like a trickle down thing. Oh shit bags are bad. Yeah, like those guys like the prison is making money because it's a privatized prison and then the sheriff's probably not helping out arresting more people to fucking get them into that prison. But like you said, it's like 18% but I get this shit all the time where it's like, oh, cops are fucking bad. no, there's some fucking bad motherfuckers out there, but not all cops

are bad. You just will not see headlines about the good ones. It's for anything. Yeah. The good ones will never make the headlines. The bad ones really fucking fast. All the headlines. It's like, see, all cops are pieces of shit, and you're like, whoa, acorn cop versus a dude that save a whole bunch of people.

We see more... I'm sorry. I was going to say, like, Acorn cop got way more attention than what's the who's the guy that just saved like 200 people from the... The curvil floods. Yeah, the guy who was like the emergency swimmer or whatever, like National Guard. Yeah, it was national guard.

That dude was a gangster dog. That was his first fucking mission, too. Barely any coverage compared to Acorn Cop. Aricorn cop, fucking all over social media. Bad cop, which terrible cop. Fuck. That's why. Are you going to talk about George Floyd real quick?

Oh, Jesus. That's why every time I get the opportunity and they don't get media coverage, but any time that I hear about a good. cop doing something good i covered on my channel because i'm known as being the ex prison guy you know what i'm saying and i want to put more light on that now i'll also hold bad cops accountable yeah you know what i'm saying like i know there's the the case out there in volusia county where the cop was in his car in his uniform going around and extorting prostitutes into doing favors for him and sheriff chitwood gangster motherfucker i love sheriff chitwood bro like and and i know

him personally on a certain level not like super well but like that dude's a gangster he he ended up taking the dudes he prosecuted the dude to the full extent he took the dude's badge and had the dude's badge melted down in front of all of his new recruits and said this is what the fuck happens

when you disrespect our badges here you go to prison and we melt the badge the badge never gets used again see that's fucking dope the I don't know it's marketing 101 when it comes to like you're talking about like the the good cops versus the bad cops like why the good cops never get any any fucking publicity outside of like maybe a feel good story in your local news

is because like marketing 101 is the things that get shared the things that people show to other people the things that people click on which therefore makes those media outlets money is things that make you laugh or things that make you angry they are monetizing things that piss you off because the things that are feel good stuff they don't get fucking views they don't get fucking clicks the only things that you click on that fucking tell me I'm wrong are the things that make you laugh or the things that piss you off. And that's what they're banking on. You know what drove me

crazy about fucking cops, dude? Officer discretion. Like, I knew cops that would like sweep the weed flakes out of a carpet of a car just so they could get a weed charge on them. Where on the other hand I would find some weed and I'd be like,

all right, like, I would stomp it out on the side of the road and be like, just don't do that again. Yeah. I've had both I've had both of those types of cops, man, you know? And it just, those, there's shitty cops that fucks it up for all of, like, the rest of the fucking cops. Captain Boy Scout that just wants to be an asshole. They're fucking, I think it's like 700,000 police officers in the United States right now.

And there's always those guys that want to scrape the weed flakes out of the fucking carpet and then just get a weed charge on it. And that would always drive me fucking crazy as a cop. You're not liked at your. no we all hate you fucking too yeah yeah literally the cops it's like bad military leadership you immediately dude the shipbags especially if they fell upwards we fucking hated that leadership and we knew you were a shitback and we despised you or watch your entire squad and team despised you and we felt bad for the people that were part of that squad because you're like fuck dude they're in the day room at 5 p.m. cleaning weapons every day of the week because homeboy

hates going home and he wants to make his soldiers miserable discretion yeah yeah fuck man just because your wife's a bitch and you don't want to go home like yeah well i'm gonna make everyone's life suck let me ask you a question so from your experience it does is that like a rookie trait like is that something that because it always seemed to me like it it was more the rookies that were doing that type of shit they're trying to make a name for themselves they want to be billy badass and the dudes who've like really seen some shit and been around for a while are like yeah Fuck that petty shit, dude. Can I do a guess really fast?

Just from a psychological standpoint, I think those individuals will stay rookies, but then continue that process no matter what. So they will stay shitbirds from rookie till senior leadership. And with police, especially recently, because a lot of good ones will get out because social media and the presence, those shitbacks will stay in. They won't get in trouble. They will be covered. They might be hated, but they're like, well,

I'm still getting paychecks and they'll still make everyone's life miserable. Yeah. So it starts off as a rookie thing where you want to make a name for yourself. And so you're going to like find this weed here and there and like him someone up on some fucking stupid weed. Like when I when I started off as a police officer, I would find some weed and I'm like, I, you know, fucking I don't care about it. Stomp it out on the ground.

Like don't do that again. Or I would or I would tell people like, hey, uh, I'm going to write you a tick kit for this weed if you don't commit a crime for the next six months until your court date i'm going to just cancel that entire fucking charge and so they they they would go into court with me six months later not committed any any fucking crimes and i would just null pross hey judge nil pross just cancel that that's weird instead of trying to ruin their life you were giving them an incentive to not commit crime yeah and i like i did that sometimes but there were there were cops, especially the new guys that

would come in and be like, oh, weed charge, we charge. I want to be a narcotics officer, so I'm going to get this weed charge. And it was fucking gay. But then there were some cops that had been there for like years who were still doing the same shit. Like, oh, no, no, no.

This is a, this is fucking bad. So we got to, we got to arrest them for this, for this little weed thing. See, if I was a cop, I'd just make to do every amount of drug they had on it. It's a fucking boy. Oh, damn. I'm like, yeah, All of it has to be done right in front of me. They're like,

here's your bag of fentanyl. I'd usually swallow it before they'd get up to my car. Just helping bags of meth down my throat. Bro, it's like the hall monitors, the Boy Scouts, and like all the other cops were just like, why do you have to keep doing this?

Like, it doesn't matter. It's funny because you find those people like in literally every aspect of society. Exactly. They call them the treatment Nazi. Any job you go to, you're going to find those fucking people.

When you go to treatment, bro, there's always at least one, if not multiple treatment Nazis. And they're like that person that's like, everything's completely, totally by the book. And I'm going to tell on you for if you look at me sideways, I'm going to fuck you up. I'm going to tell on you the, these counselors love me. And then the counselors pull you aside. And they're like, bro, like, I hate that fucking dude. A dude is such a dick. He's not going to make it.

He's way too high strong, like watching. They always end up fucking up, bro. Like they lose their shit and they fuck up and they relapse. but they think that they're just absolutely God's gift to like recovery and and you'll find that in any type of situation dog the hall monitor the the fucking anal retentive cop the treatment nazi hall monitor cops is a perfect statement that represents everything yeah dude going back to to gradie judd he's like you fuck up you're you're done yeah like that's what i would do with people who i found with weed charges like hey just don't commit a crime for like six months easy

today. Well, and he specifically when I interviewed him, he was like, you know, I've had a reporter be like, yeah, you hate those people you put in jail. And he's like, I don't hate them. They committed a crime and they have, they have to be held accountable for that. I have no hate for that. I hope they get out and they do better. That's why I have programs in my county jail to help people do better when they get out. I want to see them become productive members of my community. And to me, what it always comes down to is when you lock someone up the majority of them are coming back out who do you want as a fucking neighbor bro who do you want your kid to pass on the sidewalk on their way to school do you want somebody that you locked in a cage and you kicked them for fucking 10 years or do you want

somebody that while they were in there you gave them a job so they learned a routine they learned some skills they now have something they can take out of there and some of the things that we're lacking in there are just simple shit that I don't even think the prisons are really thinking about. Like, you need a class before people get out to teach them how to fill out job applications, uh, file their fucking taxes, bro. Like these simple things that, that normal people are just like, oh, that's just common sense. You don't understand where these people are coming from, man. Like if they knew how to fill out a job application and they could sit in front of somebody

in interview, they might not have committed those crimes. I'm not saying it's anybody else's fault. It's their fault for not seeking those types of services and getting that education. but a lot of these people weren't afforded the opportunity and I'm not the big like oh we need to feel sympathy for all of these criminals type of dude like no I think to be true at the same time yeah exactly it can be true that it is their fault but also be true that they didn't have the resources and that we can fix that these people are fucked up these people need help if they get out before they get help they're more than likely going to damage the community again and we're going to have to pay for their existence in prison again and isn't it better if we just get them the nominal amount of shit they need to be successful and reintegrate into society. And that's where I think the concern with private prisons comes back at a play because it's like, okay, well, now, just like anything else in life, you follow the money, where's the financial incentive for them?

Is it to make good neighbors that when they're released become actual productive members of society or is the financial incentive to make sure they end back up there? Yeah. Well, the thing is, is that when you treat people like an animal, bro, they. Stanford prison experience. They tend to act like fucking animals, you know? And, you know, being institutionalized is a real life thing. Being institutionalized is like you get caught in this pattern and it's what you know.

And to be honest, another thing that I've seen a lot with institutionalization is that in prison to be respected, to be respected, bro, like you have very, it's bottom of the barrel basement ethics. It's, you know, don't snitch. don't ever back down from a fight I don't know how progressive and woke prisons are now but it used to be don't do no gay shit you know what I'm saying don't get a throat full of dick while you're in there

and you're a good dude and so dudes will be respected in there because they'll fight each other in shit and they don't snitch and you know they carry themselves that way but then they get out and they're looked at like complete and total pieces of shit and they have to tell everybody that they're

a felon if they want a job and like there's just so much stacked up against you let's at least get these dudes the basic shit that they need to be able to like get employment and pay taxes because if they're paying taxes that ostensibly that helps the whole community right if they're working that's way better than them stealing your fucking catalytic converter i don't know about you guys but i think catalat converters are pretty cool when they're on cars not when they're in a tweaker's backpack it's a hard one it is because it's so many layers that's a as i said The Stanford prison experiment was, hey, look, this is an experiment with people from Stanford, both on different sides.

Males, just males, I want to say. And it was the 20, how many people? Oh, you're talking about where they put some people as guards and they put some people as prisoners. And it's a fucking thought experiment. And they still, literally, it was 24 male undergraduate students were selected randomly assigned to either prisoner or guards in a mock prison set up in a basement. Stanford University findings. The guards quickly adopted. Just authoritarian behavior, abusive behavior.

Literally, just signs of psychological distress and learned helplessness. They displayed that instantly with friends. Like going into this thought experiment and they immediately were like, oh, I'm in control. Fuck you. We're going to restrict showers. We're going to make you feel like pieces of shit to make you do what we want you to do. and it got out of control really fast. And that's Stanford graduate.

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Probably ended six days due to escalating abuse and psychological breakdowns. That is how long that fucking lasted. And these are Stanford undergrads. And all it lasted was six days of like, whoa, this got really out of control. Like, let's do that with YouTubers and like I'm just seeing like the next Mr. beast video. I turn 50 in my friends and a psychopaths for a million dollars. JD, did the guards not do better when they were nicer to them now?

I'm telling you this right now. like if you it depends on whether it is a minimum security or a maximum security i liked max security because the guards were chill bro they were not up your ass they were not disrespectful they were not trying to like billy bad ass you all the time because they knew these people have nothing to lose and they will run a piece of steel in me the the minimum security everybody was like concerned about staying there and like oh i don't want to go to osp it's scary as shit there because people get stabbed and butt-fucked. I liked OSP.

I never got stabbed or butt-fucked there. You know what I'm saying? But the cops in the maximum security that are like, they're mainly like more veteran COs. They were chill. They did great. Like they,

some of them respected. I know a CEO who got a whole sleeve done in there by one of the best artists in there. No shit. Like his whole sleeve is just prison work. And, you know, he brought in professional street ink and dude slung him down while he was working his shifts.

That's kind of cool. That shit is hard, bro. That shit is hard. And everybody respected that CEO. He was super cool. So where'd you get that in prison? Oh, you went to prison? Not really.

I worked there. I worked there. There were captains that came up from being, you know, just a regular officer that could come and sit at every gang table because they were respectful. And like, they would come during meals every once in a while and they'd come sit at my Irish pride table and be like, what's up, you guys? Is everything going good? Like, what's going on?

And, you know, it's the same dude that you could go to if you needed a cell move. Be like, hey, man, I'm thinking about killing my celly. I'm having intrusive thoughts about stabbing him in his fucking face 38 times. And I'd like to move this other dude into my cell. And he'd be like, yep, it's done. You're good. You know, like. It's like the green mile.

That little cock sucker. Yeah. They brought in. They brought the governor's son. Yeah, is literally the. And he was such a shit. shitter but then like Tom Hanks all the time he's like no we got to treat them with respect like be nice yeah they're just here be nice and then they brought that kid in he's just such a shitter

and everyone ate him that's why the entire prison block like blew up and started being angry at everyone well there was a female god was she a sergeant i think she was a sergeant a female sergeant at snake river that got put on the gang task force because there were so many gang members out at Snake River they had their own gang task force out there and she was in charge of the gang task force and she loved to do cell searches and she'd go into your cell and she'd tear all your shit apart you know your private books unnecessary unnecessary you would go back into your cell and you would find pictures of your kids in your toilet and like you've got dudes in there doing fucking life who are never going to see their kids again you know they haven't seen

their kids and that picture of their kid is that is their child to them that's all they have of their child. And this bitch just goes in and throws them in the toilet. And she's doing this to gang members. So like three of the gangs got together and they're like, we need to do something about this broad. And like in prison, we don't like woman beaters. So understand that like she pushed the wrong buttons so many times that they got together and they're like, well, none of us want to like catch extra time for this. So they extorted a child to go beat the brakes off this broad. And she was five foot two and like got her ass beat in the hallway like all getting beat up by a cold work they found the toughest on that yard and they were like hey check it out this is all

three of us all three of our gangs telling you we're going to stab you into non-existence every time you get out of the hole and we're going to let you live and just keep stabbing you for the rest of your life unless you go beat this bitch up and that's exactly what happened she got fucked up bro i don't think she did any cell searches after that though no that's a that was the cop I was talking about that scrapes weed flakes so yeah fucking out of the carpet just to get a weed charge did she quit after that I never saw her again I assumed that I don't know bro they might they might have shipped her out to another institution because they'll do that when there's like crazy assaults like that and shit but

we had one dude named officer Bennett right and when you're walking down so snake river is nice and it's newish looking and it looks like a college campus lots of long corridors And you're walking from your unit to chow and there'll be just a bunch of COs lining the walls. And they have these little closets and they'll be like, inmate, get over here, get in here. And they'll, like, just pull you over on your way to chow and they'll strip search you, make you bend over, squat and cough and everything just on your way to fucking breakfast at 5.30 in the morning. And then on your way back, they'll pull you over again and do that shit. And one dude really loved doing it.

It was like his whole get down. He was enthusiastic about this shit. His name was Officer Bennett. We called him Officer Benefits because we said his benefits package was looking up dudes assholes. Like, there's some strange dudes that end up being CEOs, man.

Like, I would love to see their hard drive and a psychological workup on some of these dudes. So I just actually got reminded. Like, it hit me like a ton of bricks. I had a prison story. Obviously, I've never been to prison. I saw Eli. I got very concerned on that.

It's like, do what now? This is going to come out during the election anyway. So we're just going to clear the air. So my grandparents actually met in prison because they both worked for the prison system. Okay. And so, yeah. One was a prison guard. My grandmother was a prison psychologist.

And that was actually one story that she had where it was like, this is the one thing that she remembers and like still has nightmares about. Not because something went wrong, but because of what could have where there was this dude that just went. It was one of her patients, I guess, one of the people that she had been talking to for quite some time, you know, trying to work. threw some stuff, uh, just went on a stabbing spree one day. Like, I don't know. It was like a shard of glass or whatever it was. Just started fucking these fucking people up. And they cornered him in a cell. And he still had whatever object, a shank, a shiv, a fucking piece of glass, whatever it ended up being. And they kind of were at that catch 22 where like nobody wants to go in there and take it. But obviously like this guy just shanked four people, you know, that sort of thing.

And as she goes up, she's like five foot nothing. Just absolutely not imposing woman of any kind and she goes in and he's still like you know I'm gonna fuck you up don't come near me no no not do that she reaches through the bars and just holds her hand out and says give it to me and he does and gives it to her and she pulled it back she treated them like a human and then after that she's like she's like why the fuck did I do that and it had like nightmares about it afterward just getting her fucking wrists ripped the shit and everything but like to shit with a bunch of other people's blood on it. Yeah.

Yeah. Gnarly. Dude, that's one of the worst things about prison is that so in prison, if there's a fight or a stabbing, you're not, you don't look. Everybody like turning and looking and going, oh,

there's a fight over there. That lets the cops know that people are fighting and you, it's basically dry snitching, you know? So I'm in a canteen line at OSP and it's outside. A term we learned today. There's like a long, That's very funny. There's a huge line to canteen.

And there's like four rows going. So it's, you know, I'm standing there and my back is to the, the canteen wall. But there's tons of people. And I'm just, you're in a big crowd. And all of a sudden, I feel wet shit on my neck, which is never a good feeling. When you're just randomly like there's some wet shit. So I go like this and it's blood. And I look behind me and this dude's just getting stuck over and over and over again.

And I'm like, turn my back to the dude with the knife. doesn't feel good. I have I already have PTSD. This doesn't feel good. And I'm like, God, there's more wet. There's more wet. You know what I'm saying? And then you have to like step around the dude to get past him when the line starts

moving. And it took him a while to find the dude. He was fucked up and moaning and shit like that. But that's the type of stuff that happens in prison. And it's one of the hardest parts is you know, shit will crack off next to you. I am hypervigilant because I went in with, you know,

PTSD. So not looking when there's combative shit going on is counterintuitive to like my mental fucking weirdness. So fucking everybody. I'm sure like to some degree, but especially in your case. Yeah. Especially this. The thing is you know what. Potatoes please. You know what's cool is that walk down the aisle. Do not look. So Jeopardy at 4. Yeah. I have tons of people in my community that watch me that are correctional officers. And they never get mad when you talk shit about correctional officers that suck. They're always like, most of them suck. That's why I quit that fucking job. Like, they're like, I trusted the inmates more than I trusted my fucking co-workers. You know what I'm saying? And so it's like, I can talk shit about the bad co-workers,

about the bad COs, without the COs in my community going, hey, you're talking bad about us. because they understand I'm not I'm not talking bad about you. There were some rad COs. And I'm friends with COs to this day. I'm I was friends in Volusia County with a dude because I, I would bar back and do security at the, the biker events, like bike week and Daytona Beach at the biggest bars. And so one of the dudes that I just knew before I'd even been to jail there was a CEO. And then he sees me come in and he's like, delay, what the fuck? And I'm like, eh, it's all bad.

And he's like, all right, cool, what do you need? Do you want some, have you eaten? You don't look like you've eaten in like a week. Yeah, can I get some extra sandwiches? He's like, yeah, you're good, bro. And, you know, he'd like, look out for me and shit. And I had, there were, there were ex-military correctional officers that were cool. They'd like, you're not allowed to work out in there.

But they're, they're meatheads, bro. They're like me. They're meatheads. And they'd see me in there working out. And they'd be like, hey, I'm on shift till four. But after that, probably don't do it because the next guy's going to be a dick. And like I'd have him like, dude would like every once in a while slide me a protein shake and shit like that out of his lunch. Like there's good ass people that work in that profession just like there's good ass cops.

And there's ones that, you know, probably should eat a dick and fall off a ledge. They can eat dirty dog shit and die twice and I wouldn't cry about it. I had a, uh, there was a summer camp that I went to when I was in like high school, you know, whatever, like one of those where one of the coolest counselors we had, his name was Uncle John, but he was a South Carolina correction. correctional officer so he was a uh he worked in the prison system there and he was always just like very stern but very fair and he joke around he treat everybody like fucking adults which is the cool part and uh basically at one point he had mentioned that like oh yeah my trick is like to be in a cool counselor is I treat you all like fucking inmates yeah he's like I treat you exactly the way I treat my inmates it's like stern fair joke around but like

these are the fucking rules and this is this and I have to make sure that all, you know, 40, 50 of you are in this place at this time and that place at that time and anything in between. Like, this is just like prison. I have a lot of people ask me, tell me like, yo, I'm going up for a job for a correctional officer. What advice can you give me? And it's FFC. Be firm, fair, and consistent. Don't let anybody push you around at all. Do not give an inch, but be fair and be consistent. If you joke around with somebody one day and then they joke around with you the next day and then you like are in a bad mood

because you didn't get your duck sick you know the night before or something don't go and wrap them up and throw them in the hole because when they come out you're going to have issues with them just be consistent across the board try to leave that shit at home at home and try to leave your job in that prison before you go home to your family

you know it's just just basic shit but ask tell make ask tell make yeah I don't know it's that fucking easy Ask tell, make. Yeah. You ask somebody to do something. You ask someone to do something.

If they don't do that, you tell them to do something, and then you make them do it. Okay. Like you don't have to start off with make. You do ask tell make. Like you don't have to be a fucking cock sucker asshole at the beginning of the conversation. So baton is step three, not step one. Yeah, it's ask tell me. I know.

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I live about seven miles outside of the city limits where I live and the street that we live on the road we live on is people just gun it It's a 55 but people do 80 90 out there all the time we had a dude that I was literally on a live stream and I thought there was thunder this dude was driving and apparently he he had just gotten in a fight with his wife he had had mental health issues and addiction issues and he had been in prison before and this fight with his wife was really bad and he sped up the drivers behind him said he sped up to well over a hundred and he just swerved off the road straight into a tree in our front yard right at the

the front of our property hit the tree the tree snapped in half his truck went flying tumbling through the front of our property and didn't stop till it hit blackberry bushes like this dude willingly did this like this dude decided to do this so it was really tragic like at first i ran out as soon as i realized it wasn't thunder and ran over and the first thing i saw was there was a car seat in the truck and i was like holy fuck no so we were out looking in the blackberry Bush is to see if we could find a baby, bro. Like, it was, it was fucked up. There was no baby with him that day, though.

We found that out when his wife eventually showed up because she was driving around looking for him and she just lost her shit. But almost every sheriff's deputy that we had out there showed up. And where I live, the deputies work in the jail. And so a lot of them had graduated from working in the jail to being field officers. And I knew at least like three, four, of them from being a frequent flyer in that jail 10 years before

and all of them were like... Frequent flyer is a wild work. Delay, what's up? So one of the last times that I went in there, Officer Simpson, you're rad, by the way. Thank you for always getting me to the kitchen where I can eat good and use bags of beans to do curls. But she said, Delay, do you know how many times you've been here just for

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Booking.com. Booking. Yeah. Book today on the site or the app. do you understand how bad that is and I'm like yeah that's that's pretty fucking bad but um almost every like deputy that was out in my front yard you know we own a big chunk of property they they knew me so I'm out there talking with them and a lot of them are like I see you on YouTube all the time bro I'm like hey that's what's up that's cool and uh all of them super cool super chill super respectful just you know nice people met seeing him again under horrific the poor wife was just broke down like laid out on the street obviously i'm assuming the guy didn't make oh no no not at all he was he was so when the first person arrived on scene they said

he was still breathing but barely yeah so it was that's rough it was super tragic his family was showing up to our our front of our property for weeks after that and everything and i think they've still got to cross out there and some flowers that they update every once in a while. Yeah, do a hundred. We'll do that real fucking fast.

Bro, he snapped. He snapped a tree that was probably three and a half feet wide with his truck. He hit it so hard. Thing just went, and then he went airborne and hit another tree about six feet up in the air with his truck. It was crazy,

dude. Fucking wild. Yeah. Jesus. Jesus. It was a buddy of mine recently that just, uh, just, it was probably.

a couple months ago, ended up getting a real bad wreck. Like, him and his employee were just on the way back from, back from the shop, and they're going around a couple corners. They're in, like, I don't know, my F-1-150 or something like that, like, older, older-school truck, go around a corner, and there's just some fucking drug dealer is, like, whipping 100 miles an hour, 80 miles an hour around a corner, head-on fucking collision. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Thankfully, my buddy and his friend both survived, but the drug dealer was like, just instantly fucking dead. well i could say this it's that doesn't make me racist because i used to be a drug dealer but i'll put it this way if i had to which one would i rather have survived i'm glad my buddies your friends yeah you're i don't even know them fucking your friends all day bro yeah but i mean looking at the looking at the pictures from the crash i'm shocked anybody survived because you do the mental math adding those numbers together that's fucking insane Yeah, not a, mm-mm, going fast in a car unless you know what you're doing.

Don't go fast in a car. What sucks about, like, some of the worst shit I ever saw as a cop, like, a police officer will get into a wreck and, like, they'll be going 30 miles an hour and die. But drunks, when fucking drunks get into wrecks, they'll kill a family of four, and the drunk will survive, like, a lot of the time. Because they're like their body so relaxed. Yeah, they bounce around in the car. And it just sucks, like, seeing a family with, like, two, three, four, like, kids and stuff dead. But this stupid drunk is still, like, wakes up. And it was like, ooh, what do I do?

Dude, I've seen body cam footage that has pissed me the fuck off where it's, I think it was, the one I'm thinking of right now is it was a female. I don't know if you've seen that one. The hospital? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the one at the hospital where she's, she just killed, I think, multiple people. Oh, my God, that chick. Yeah.

Can I go home? Yeah. Why can I go off home? I got something to do. Yeah. Can I call my dad? Yeah. I got school tomorrow.

You're going to jail for murder. Like you fucking killed someone. You're going to go to prison, bitch. You're not going to school. But it's just the lack of, like the lack of empathy, the lack of accountability. Do you think she was just drunk or do you think and not being able to wrap her mind around it?

Because I know that when you go into shock after a situation like that, your mind doesn't allow you like, I know that like when I found out that one of my kids had died. I was in shock and it wasn't real and I couldn't really grasp anything. It was like the world wasn't real for a little bit. Do you think she was in shock or do you think it was just truly just her being a piece of shit? I think she blacked out and like just being a piece of shit because they had also recently. Well, they kept telling her though.

Oh, yeah. They kept telling her like you fucking killed someone. You're not going anywhere. What? What? And they just had, man, this is a couple of months ago. A kid who's 1920 drunk with his girlfriend hit another car. didn't realize it and smashed into a car in a parking lot so cops everyone show up they don't realize there's this family over here with the dead dad and a little girl that is a parking lot away and the cops are interviewing him he's like oh sorry i don't know what happened i did have a drink or two blah blah blah she's fine we're fine that the car thank god there's no one in there yeah i'm good i'm going to be a lawyer so what's your name officer and he's like no no i i just did that one yeah okay

I was talking about that. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, and then he goes into, you're just racist. Why are you trying to take me into custody? Was the guy, wait, like, what? He was claiming racism? He was the passenger, and he was claiming racism. And yeah, he was like, I'm, I'm going to be an attorney.

I'm going to do all this stuff. Hold on, let Eli say it. What ethnicity was he? Well, this one, I made, which one was this one? Because I had a white kid. This one's a white kid. This is a black kid. Oh, so this is a different story.

Oh, shit. Fuck. So this is a white kid who's like, oh, blah, blah, blah. He's asking the cops for their badge numbers. And all the cops were being very cool because they just think, oh, this kid's 20 and this. Okay. One cop was at the other wreck with the dead dad and a little baby. Baby's alive.

Dad's not. Fuck. Cop walks over. And he's like, hey, officer, can I get your badge? Sorry about this. He's like, you fucking piece of shit. don't I will fucking hit you right now and then the other cops like yo what's going on he's like he fucking killed a family over there instantly switches like and all the cops are no longer this

dude's friend and his face goes uh-oh i fucked up didn't realize he hit a family's car on the other side to get where they are i haven't seen that one holy shit yeah the one i'm talking about it's like a black kid that starts saying racism because he was with a girl and the girl hit two pedestrians like they were driving down the road drunk and just fucking just mammared these fucking two chicks walking down the road the one I the one I sent you on that you apparently had already done on stream the that one kind of like that one was really hard to watch because the full body cam is a lot of it focused a lot on the officers afterward and like their mental health and

them talking to each other like processing what they saw but it was pulling over that one it was like some black chick I don't remember what state it was in but she had had the bodies of her kids in the back in the trunk of her car decaying yeah that was her sister's kids yeah she had like dick because they kept asking her what does that smell she's like oh it's meat or it's this or whatever the fuck she said you're driving around with it in in trash bags in the trunk she was living out of her car and the two kids were in the trunk of the car and she had been telling her sister for months that like yeah i'm taking care of your kids i'm taking care of them they're fine and she had let them start to death and they were just dead in the fucking trunk of her car

and it was like it was in trash bags in like um this is like for summer heat yeah yeah they they were in they were in luggage bags or whatever and as soon as like the cops just like what what is that they're like pushing pushing pushing they get like she's like I'm homeless my pH is a little off no that's what she was saying she was like I'm homeless I'm living in my car like I don't know what that smell is. That smells bad and we need to look into it. They open the trunk. They unzip it and you could see the cop immediately

draws. It's a switch that flips and he just Yeah, I couldn't. Like, get the fuck on the ground. There's fucking kids. There's kids in that trunk. I don't know. I couldn't finish that video. I haven't finished it to this day. I was watching it on stream because someone said, watch this traffic stop. And it's like,

all right, I'll watch this silly traffic stop. And I started watching that. Like, I couldn't finish. I don't know how cops don't just end them. Just shoot them. I would not be a good cop because I find dead kids, bro. You're fucking not going to jail, bro. You're going to the fucking morgue. I find dead kids.

Like, I don't have it in me. And it was fucked up because this particular video again, which I liked this element of it, but it's still, it's very hard. Like, there's very few things. Like, we watch death on the internet all day long. There's very few things that you could say are just genuinely hard to stomach. Mm-hmm. And just the way the cops are talking to each other afterward and, and, and,

you could tell they're like you can watch someone process having experienced that in real time it's just very it's difficult that was one of the things that made me not want to police anymore yeah i ran into uh a dude who ran a local church in spartanburg and he had just been like like kids the fuck it was it was yeah it wasn't like i didn't find a dead kid but we figured out this guy was like actually just like fucking with kids the old time you took him in or like what was yeah the the the investigator that was with took him in but I had to take a step back from there and be like I don't know if I want to do this anymore I'd rather make YouTube videos Cody at coming

from a situation where you were an officer and you were exposed to that type of stuff how often do you find stories or videos that you have to just tap and go no I'm not I'm not doing this like when it comes to my YouTube content yeah yeah there's there's a lot of stuff I don't fucking touch man like there's the the bunker situation in Alabama? Are you hip to the bunker that they found in Alabama where they've been taking kids? I'm not.

I grew up like I was raised in Alabama. What part are you talking about? God, I forget the name of the county, bro. But it was a big story. They've been, for over a year, they've been taking kids down to this. It was a storm shelter.

An underground storm shelter and they were taking kids down they're drugging them, uh, they were tying them to a bed and having people come, Bibb County, that's it. I that I've tried four different times to sit down and record full length on that. And it triggers me out so bad, bro. I can't do it. It's a story that's like my community keeps asking me to do it.

And every time I do, I start getting into the details of what they were doing to these kids. I can't fucking do it, bro. What? Yeah, that, that was the one that I couldn't. finished on stream the other day watching the kids. But like what ended up happening with the one Alabama you're talking about? So they've got like just southwest of Birmingham, Alabama.

Yeah, they've got six or eight people in custody right now. And more and more details keep unfolding about it. Um, they were charging like $200 a pop for people to come and just kids while they were drugged and tied to a fucking filthy mattress. Jesus fucking. They were keeping kids down there for months at a time, just cycling through these kids. And it had been going on for over a year. And there's a ton of people.

It looks like they said that as many as 20 more suspects wanted. Yeah. Yeah. Can we, can we please say bring back public hangings? Like, you sit in a fucking town square. We were just talking about this. I'd say hi. It was just like that used to be a big thing back in the like cowboy days, of course.

Like everyone. One chipper's live and you just chuck them in. or just like the town hang like people would come for miles around and you would have like a picnic and you would have fun yeah the dude that had killed someone that week would get hung from the town square like you can see them the they were like what they did i feel like that's they get hung that's like the one thing we can all agree on is like all right if we know for a fact that you've been doing that to children that's that's pretty universally agreed no matter where you are on the political spectrum i would think anyway like you no that is cause for a for a public hanging i'm trump is a business man and there's a way to sell this and there's a way to pay off our national that's what i was about to say partner with dana white bro bring back gladiator shit you know what i'm saying build a coliseum chomo battles bro like chomo battles is chomos battle each other chomo's battle like a gorilla on bath salts wearing armor and armed, you know, just...

And whoever wins gets the right to a quick and easy hanging. Yeah, well, I mean, you can even tell them you're going to let him go and then just execute him and fucking everybody laughs. He-he-h-hooker. Dude, if I got the... If I got the choice... Pay-per-view, bro.

Imagine the fucking contract you could get on fucking having that. Like, didn't he just contract out UFC for, like... Oh, Hulu? Pay... Yeah. Paramount, I think. Paramount just paid... Bro, I mean, if you're talking billion, you can get Trump on board with killing chomos. I just think that you can.

Is that what a chomo is? A chomo is a child master, yeah. Yeah, dog, yeah. So there's like, so since, you know, YouTube is so, since I do a lot of shorts, I have to, I can't, they don't like me to use the word pedophile or, uh, you know, child, anything like that. So we use a lot of euphemisms like chomo slides some of the times,

uh, kindergarten commando, playground extraction specialist, diaper sniffer. Dear God. Those are far worse, in my opinion. Four worse. Rock spider, which is what the Australians call them, because rock spiders are spiders that crawl into very small crevices. Oh, Jesus.

Goofs is what they call them in Canada. Nantes is what they call them in the UK. With goof, how is that? Because you big goof, that's what's... Bro, the thing is, is if you call somebody from Canada a goof, they're on and cracking, bro. they're fighting they go from really like I'm not your buddy pal what are you about today you you call them a goof and that's that's on and fighting words because you're calling them a

okay so so we take the chomos obviously we hate them but we take the dudes who are on death row for like murder they still suck yeah we have them fight the chomos and so the dudes on death row maybe they can like get some canteen shit a bucket of kFC dog yeah yeah yeah exactly They would do it just to do it, to be honest with you, but, like, incentivize it. Get them, you know, like, you get a two for ten, dog. Yeah. Well, I mean, the easy one, like the free space and bingo is to take these, the violent illegals that have, you know, committed murder or something like that while they're here

in the United States, and then just put them up against each other, pay-per-view style with alien versus predator. Alien versus predator. Yeah, that's like, that's the free space. Yeah, absolutely. You know, we could do like, and it could be, you could keep it interesting, like, versus a steamroller. That's a win.

Versus Woodrow. It's like Marr. Man versus car. Yeah. Car wins again. There's so much different. Versus and belt sander.

I just, oh my God. Yeah, dude. So like we have a, you know, I have a huge wood shop. My dad's a professional stair builder and has been for, you know,

30, 40 years. So we've got a huge belt sander. And I've often just thought like, we could just take some off the top. We could just slide them through there. take some off the top it's you know all you have to do is just get them on there and they'll just it'll just suck them in and just take take a nice little so a nice little half inch off that bitch with some 80 grit if i did a video where it was we took one of these like the human uh ballistic dummies

and just shoved it into a wood chipper would you want to collab on that so very much bro so very much i've been thinking about that i've been thinking about things that i could do with a wood chipper once i finally attain a wood chipper of my own i know that pigs are the closest thing to a human body and I was thinking like, you know, YouTube got monetized. Yeah, I'm going to fuck myself on YouTube on that all. Maybe a ballistics dummy though, maybe. Blastry, yeah, no.

YouTube's never had a problem with ballistic dummies because it's all just like it's for science. It's, you know, what would happen? We'd have to do it. It has to do it feet first, though. It has to be feet first. It, that's the whole thing. I think for the full, for the full body,

I want to say it's like seven grand or whatever. Yeah, we can, for the sake of science, I think we can. We'll figure something out, bro. Yeah. We'll collab on that. We'll figure that out for sure. I'll get on the horn with ballistic tummy laps later. We'll see if we can't figure this out.

You let me know. I need to buy a wood chipper too, though. Yeah. Like I said, we need to get you chippy. Yeah, I need to have a Mr. Chippy. I'm loving the AI videos of me that are coming out with me and Bigfoot and Yeti. And like the three of us are like hunting and Bigfoot and Yeti are feeding him into Mr. Chippy. And like the dude who's doing it, his name's Big True.

And he does great AI videos. Like they even nailed my tattoos and shit. Really? Yeah. I was actually, when you were telling me that earlier, I was wondering how they do the tattoos. If they just do generic tattoos or it like uses yours. Dude nailed it so well. Like Big True is so good at this. And, um, it's kind of weird. It's super weird, bro. I've done reaction lives to them. And it's just, it's crazy watching myself hanging out with Bigfoot. I mean, they're basically kinfolk anyway. And then Yeti and like they're rolling up to, you know,

Chomo's houses and kicking their doors in and grabbing them and bringing them and dog walking them on a leash down the street and shit to take them to the wood chipper and the wood chipper has the wood chipper has jd delay 5150 painted on the side and blood and they're just feeding chomos into it and shit it's fucking wild so i made a mr chippy shirt that's available on bunker branding dot com hey it's super cool that uh i got to get in with you guys on that this is actually the bunker branding make afraid again shirt with the wood chipper the bloody woodchipper in the middle of the woods on comes with sleeves if you buy it and like it's a horrid. Yeah, you can take

the sleeves off if you want. I did. Hell yeah. That's fucking great. I've not seen that one. Yeah, man. Yeah, this is so the make freight again is something we've been doing for a while. The hat too is available at Bunker branding, but this was, you know, we needed to mix the woodchipper in with that

and I felt like this just worked. You fucking kill that one. Holy shit. Oh my God. What a positive episode. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I think it's positive. I know, we're getting that. Make sure your kids watch this.

Yeah, I think it's fucking positive as shit. It's like talking about second chances and how to make the most out of, you know, life and all these opportunities that are given before you. Fucking awesome. And also, if you fuck kids, then we'll, we'll fucking kill you. Yeah, absolutely. Well, here's the thing, bro, is that there are people who deserve second chances and there are people who are just inherently fucking evil. Yeah. And I think that all of us at this table, I think that the majority of people have never had to actually look at,

into the eyes of someone who is inherently fucking evil, but I think that all of us probably have at some point in our life. And those people don't need a second chance. They don't need to be paroled. They need to be taken off the planet. Well, because there's certain things like, you know,

for killing someone, you can at least have a reason. Like half the people I fucking know have killed someone at one point or the other. There's no reason for the other thing. No, there's not a single fucking one. There are justifiable. reasons to kill somebody there's never a justifiable reason to or assault somebody a justifiable reason

to kill somebody could be that they assaulted somebody it's it's pretty simple there's but there's also you know you get to talking about child killers baby killers people who kill innocent women or innocent men you know that definitely needs to be dealt with but i just there's something different about taking a life as opposed to getting aroused and taking the innocence from a child. It's not even full, we were talking about it. I don't even think that it's fully a sexual thing. I think it's about power. It's about control.

And I think that they get off from taking, stripping the innocence from something innocent. Because even if you castrate these people, they're still going to reoffend. And the studies show that categorically across the board. They used to chemically castrate people. And they're trying to bring that back. But even that is ineffective because people, even if they can't get bricked up, they're going to use fingers, mouths, objects. Like the stuff that's in every single fucking drawer in this kitchen for God's sake. Is it, I guess the recidivism rate on that?

Is it lowered if you chemically castrate them? Or like what is it literally just that they're that fucked up that it doesn't even bother them? was we again it's no difference in trying to cure a serial killer it is so far gone on their psyche i truly believe there's like most serial killers at least the smart ones are like but not ed gine um who's the tall one the really high IQ one camp camp uh yeah um ed ed camp he was the first to say he's like how do you cure this what do you do he's like oh you have to kill us Fucking shoot us. That's it. This is the only way to cure us. There is no curing us. This is a dude that has a hundred and sixty IQ highly intelligent hunted. This is what he did. He truly believes he's like there is no curing us. There is not a fucking possible way to do that. You have to end our lives. And I'm sure that's true for again, the majority of them. But I'm just out of curiosity like does the chemical castration have any statistical effect on whether or not they are likely to reoffend?

why should we even explore that other yes my dog shoot them in the fucking head that's why I said out of curiosity because I'm like don't keep me wrong I'm on the fucking woodchipper train like if you I'm sorry if you are if you're willing to do that to a fucking 12 year old

you're beyond dead to me like the faster we can get you off the fucking planet the better yeah well here's the thing is you cannot fix it bro like I assume that both of you men have a certain proclivity towards women is that a fair assumption I think that's pretty fair.

So is there anything I can say to you? I don't like it in this context. Is there is there anything that I can say to you? Women who are of age. Yes, women who are of age. Is there anything I could say to you that would entice you to switch that up, not like women anymore and just want to have the back of your esophagus ruined by a purple pipe? No.

You can't fix child. They have this thing. They want children. And I don't think it's like I said, I don't think it's purely. sexual so I don't think it's something we should classify as a sexuality like a lot of the left wants to do I think it's something we should just fucking eradicate you you see a child you want to take their innocence for sexual gratification there's nothing we can do to make you not want that kind of thing no there's not it's like it's you know the same thing their entire their entire life

they are always going to want to do the one thing that okay so you from it out from this article you're looking at a compared to the expected rates of 50% of reoffending which is wild uh this goes to 5% from that but this is again a reduced reduced rate to 5% for the study as of right now okay so they the the the reoffender rate goes from 50 to 5 yes as of now but then how many people don't get caught because that's one it's the biggest that is the thing is that they get more adept and they I think it's it's just it's there it's an opportunistic crime I think that they're just waiting for a situation I think given an opportunity where they know they're not going to get caught 100% of them reoffend so it's a ticking time bomb that's going to go off on a child is there any reason to leave that sitting around no especially if you've already proven one time yeah they're like oh wow yeah your your impulse control is so bad that you're willing to do like the most despicable thing you can do to a child mr swirley okay that's the part yeah we've talked

about mr swirled before you know this one no mr swirled like this is a dude that would try he was famous in the chomo community and he would post pictures on horrible sentence yeah he would post pictures with kids after abuse but his face was swirled so they called him mr Swarles. And he was known for this. And after a decade, two decades, the FBI and again, this is famous within that community. FBI

one guy was like, wait, I have an idea. Photoshop. Unswirl. He literally just went reverse swirl and it reconstructed the dude's face. And they're like, oh fuck, that's our guy. He was a Canadian. He was traveling to Thailand or Cambodia. Thailand. Vietnam,

Cambodia, and Thailand and doing this. And at least 12 young boys, he was part of that they actually charged him with he was more he was in more than 300 photographs depicting him with these kids now 300 300 kids that's why he

was famous this was fucking widely shared of how many images he was with kids and he was oh my god look this dude actually showed his body not his face but he showed the evidence he would just swirl his face so he became famous in that ring now

the fucking this is why I hate Canada for this one reason he went back to uh he got arrested in Thailand he did five years in Thailand so he did five years in Thailand from or four years 2008 to 2012 and then he was released to Canada once he got to Canada what year 2012 okay he was released immediately because he didn't do it in Canada to your god 13 though breach of uh He did it again. He did it again. More photos of him with kiddos.

So he was arrested at his home and pleaded guilty in October of 2013. They found a child on his laptop and mobile phone in 2014. He was sentenced to prison for three months. Jesus. And three years of probation. Boom. Then released in December 15. He was sentenced to five years, because he got after three months,

sentenced to five years, five and a half years in prison by British Columbia Court and was later reduced down to 15 months. He was released in March of 2017 and is currently living in Vancouver. Does he have an address? No, but I'm sure the internet is. Christopher Paul, Neal, like, but that is the thing. He has been a repeat offender each and every fucking time. And Canada did shit.

They're like, oh, you did this as a document. It's the guy who's going to do it here. Yeah, the guy who's responsible for ruining children's lives in the hundreds. Hundreds. And that's how you end up with people like my friend, the Alaskan Avenger. Yeah. That's exactly how you end up with people like Jason Vukovic who went. That's the coolest name drop you've done so far, actually.

Bro, he's the shit, bro. Yeah. That's my guy. Who is that? The Alaskan Avenger. The Alaskan Avenger. Is he the Hammer guy? Yes.

Yeah. Yes. he's in prison right now no he's not actually um so we he had a parole hearing coming up and me and him had been talking for a couple years and i worked up a action plan where he was going to be working for my recovery coaching company um and we're going to have community support and you know i'm pretty decent at making these action plans for parole and wait wait wait take a step back is he the guy that hits yeah with a hammer yeah he used the sex offender registry to uh locate child offenders people is a wild word it is it really is um let's let's show them the sexuals uh petterists uh convicted peters uh and so he would go to their houses and go in and smash them up with the hammer now he didn't kill anybody and he used the sex offender registry to go in yeah i used it like a to do list bro it was fucking great uh sounds like a cool guy yeah so but he did it because it happened to him as a kid

And so, you know, he was, his brother, too or something like that. It happened to his brother as well. And his brother ended up getting out of the situation. And they sent him home with his dad who had just been convicted of doing that shit to his brother and given probation. So he was finding these dudes mashing him out. We got him when he went to the parole board. Mashed him out is wild worst. Just bashing him out.

Potato time. And he struck him a whole bunch. The last thing you hear on this earth is it's clobbering time. He had, Bonk, bonk, bonk. He had 10 years left to do. Yeah, it's potato time. We're mashing him out. He had 10 years left to do. The parole board gave him back five years,

and that put him eligible for house arrest. So he ended up, uh, We talked to the house arrest people, let him know what he was going to be doing. He was going to be working as a recovery coach, yada, yada, yada. They let him out and me and my wife flew out to Alaska, and I taught him how to use an iPhone because he'd been locked up for so long. He didn't know how to use an iPhone, taught him how to make content. He's a YouTuber. He's approaching 100,000 on YouTube. You did your research with this guy, too.

Like, he didn't do like really fucked up shit. He just wanted to kill pedophiles, right? Yeah, no. He was just hunting, bro. He has a criminal record where, like, you know, like petty, uh, petty thefts and stuff like this. He didn't have any fucked up in his background. No. Like nothing gnarly.

No, nothing at all. He just went back to his childhood and was like, no, these people are going to get fucked up. Yep. And he's doing really, really incredibly well. He works construction and does his YouTube thing and does recovery coaching. Brandon, go. No, you saw the spot. It's going to be very hard for you.

that was my second thought yes he does have a hammer my first thought was it's got to be really hard really hard as a recovery coach where most the time with what you say is like look don't go back to a life of drugs don't go back to the things that put you in prison to this guy you're like well you'll go back to jail yeah he's a Bible with a hammer he's opens it up he's doing the dude he's doing the john wick in his basement with a sledge hammer to block little hammers to break out the smaller hammers he's actually already gone back to jail

since they let him out that's amazing sorry that was that was burning a hole in my brain what was that your friend you're gonna find a sledgehammer to pull out little hammers is fucking great your buddy's about to have a whole bunch of artworks in as well the wild shit is he's already been back to jail

since they let him out on house arrest for shit that he said on YouTube. What? Yeah, so he was out on house arrest and fucking canada shit. Well, he was maybe getting dangerously close to inciting people to violence towards on YouTube and he needed

to be rained in a little bit because legally he was getting close and so he's straightened that out and he's readjusted his approach and so he's doing really incredibly well now. I'm really proud of him. After spending

you know over a decade in prison and having a lifetime of trauma and shit like he used his time in prison to to address his traumas and to get clean and to find recovery and to like this dude is like theologically this dude has read like every religious book out there and he's like explored and educated himself and you know he's out and he's really helping his community now and he's also reaching people on a global level through social media what's his major like outreach what what's his what's his thing what does he do so his thing is he um he speaks a lot on child endangerment and you know on how to protect your kids um and he does a lot of the same type of stories that that i do he'll do some of those stories you know about but he comes at it

from a less, let's throw them in the wood chipper approach and more like parents, this is what you can do to try to keep your kids safe or that type of a thing because he definitely can't encourage woodchipper or hammer behavior. He had to get rid of some merch too that had hammers on it. I was just going to say, because when you were talking about like, oh, he had to change his approach quite a bit and like, yeah, just change the verbiage. You just have a t-shirt that says, hug your local that just has a hammer below it. Yeah, he's not allowed to, he's actually not allowed to make merch that has hammers on it. Really? Yeah. Is that an official judgment?

It's kind of a thing. Also, you can't trace shotgun shells. Yeah. I love I love who my friend who's ex-law enforcement keeps encouraging me towards firearms that I'm not allowed to own. There's no ballistic data available

because you can't trace rifling because there is none. Yeah. I mean, I'm not encouraging anything. I'm just telling you that's objectively true. If you're going to use rifling, make sure you wear gloves because you're not putting your thumbprints

on the fucking shells, but whatever, you know. This is just nuggets of wisdom. Just golden nuggets of wisdom. I don't know what you guys do out there. Pedophiles aren't people. I didn't even know this. That was one of my favorite shirts that I made when I was with convict clothing

before I jumped to bunker. Convick clothing is fucking wild too. Yeah, yeah. It's no longer in existence, but we had the These aren't people shirt that was just great. I think I'm going to bring it back with bunker. We're best friends, buddy.

Yeah. yeah that's something i've been i've been saying that for long before i was on the internet fuck you people in fact i think i think it was something that i started saying after i when i got sentenced to prison the guy who got sentenced before me got sentenced for two uh on a minor charges and it was four-year-old boys and he got six months in county jail and six months probation i went in for stealing three fucking hondas and i got 39 months in prison i deserve that time. I'm not bitching about the time that I got. I probably should

have got more time for that, but that motherfucker should have got a shitload more time than me. Wait, you sold a couple of cars and you got what, 30, what do you say? 39 months. It was three cars. He fucked around with four-year-olds.

Four-year-old boys. How long did he get? Six months in county and six months probation. So, the thing that I was just in Massachusetts, for an event that was for a like a pro gun cause right just maybe a couple days ago and that was one one thing i did want us to film is uh we we did 3d printed a fin grip because now they they have the feature list thing up there too where you can't have uh you know an

ar 15 that has access to a pistol grip oh yeah yeah and so we had 3d printed a fin grip for it and install it in the gun and uh i need it in the video like i need it to where it broke the fin grip off And I'm like, what I just did will get you more, more jail time in the state of Massachusetts or can give you more jail time in the state of Massachusetts than raise a child. Holy fuck. Like that is, to talk about how fucked our laws are. That's absurd. Dude, it's the idea.

Even the other day, it is having a pistol AR, which means it just has the loop back. The brace. Yeah, the brace must talk. Putting a vertical photograph, it's an instant like five, 10 year felony. 10, according to the NFA, that is 10 years in prison and or $250,000 fine. Front foregrip, just a vertical, as vertical though. If it's angled, you're fine. If it's a front vertical, instantly that.

And that's where what the fuck on those laws. Dude, that's actually really good at breaking the fin and you're like, and you're a fucking felon. Yeah, which. That thing that I just did that hurts nobody will get you more jail time. in some states than doing that to a child, which is to me that is just the just the biggest miscalculation of justice you could possibly have. Absolutely. Absolutely. It's why you think I got out of policing, buddy. I'm like I'm feeling like my blood pressure in my temples right now talking about it. I couldn't stand it anymore. I keep saying like I got out of it because I made more money

doing YouTube. I got out of it because I couldn't stand. What the fuck? people were getting charged over other people yeah so and and so police officers are out there doing this work and clearly like they're human beings many of them are fathers or mothers and they're out there doing this work because they believe in it because they want to keep their community safe and they they are restricted by the laws that they have but they still go out and they catch these predators and then they see these predators get a slap on the wrist how fucking soul-crushing must that be when you had to go in and you had to see that shit actually happen and then you see the justice system fail and let these predators back out with just a slap on the wrist.

That's so fucking insulting. It's fucking horrific, man. Because, like, I'm in the fortunate position where I am right now, like, or back in the day where I'm a good storyteller. And so I went the YouTube route and I was able to make a career off of that. But, like, there's so many police officers to see the same. thing like you're talking about it's just soul-crushing shit and they they have to see that every fucking day and there's nothing they can do about it that's why you got to give shouts out to guys

like collo or guys like rich angry cops who yeah you know the shit he has to deal with on the day to day just in his job that yeah i think very clearly and until he affects him like as the SVU as a person bro SVU is fucking crazy and but they she doesn't have to do it like Like financially, he doesn't have to be there. He does that because he fucking gives a shit, bro. And then he has the media come after him because he gives a shit and he's trying to fucking make his community safer and he's trying to get justice for victims. He could literally just fucking do his fucking YouTube and probably make more money than he's making

right now. But he chooses to do the right thing. So my sister, she's a child crimes investigator. And I wanted to get her out of doing that. And so she worked with me for a while. And I paid her more than she was making as a child crimes investigator. And she had to go back to like helping kids after like like she, she, she left my company and went back to helping kids after that because she's just like had to help the kids.

And she's one of the type of people like she was doing she was she does this stuff where she acts like she's a like little girl. yeah like she she uses the the filters and stuff to make to look like a 13 year old girl to catch these predators and she worked from me for a while and she went back to that just to keep catching child predators yeah there's and you know like I have a lot of friends that are doing that and I would really really fucking like to do some catches uh I would really like to do some catches somewhere where they actually give enough of a shit like like I did it with uh Chris Hanson, uh, in the Blent County Sheriff's Office and the things that they have set up in Alabama with, um, God, what is that law? You, I'm sure you know the law. Um, it's the, the law where

they don't let people out on bond. It's named, uh, Anaya, Anaya's law. They have Anaya's law. So by the time they show up, they've already got them fucked. Just them showing up. They don't even have to come into the house. They're already going to get arrested. They're going to get charged. They already know exactly what their charges are going to be. They're going to face about 15 years. They're not going to get out on bond because they're going to unayaslaw them. And the way that the Blunt County Sheriff's Office had it set up was just, it was beautiful. And Hansen does his thing. My friend who runs the X5 podcast, Charlie Reese, he's a country musician and he, he donates a lot of money to the sheriff's department to be able to fund it so

that they can do these things that they don't have funds for. Because it's a tiny sheriff's department and a big county. Yeah. And, um, Like he got him a Belgian Malinua, this fur missile that's just fucking savage. I was like, oh, the dog. They're like, don't go near that thing. That is not a dog. That is a fucking weapon. I'm retarded and I like dogs, bro.

Like, I like all dogs. And I'm convinced that every dog will like me, not this dog. I'll use a light voice and who will fall in love with me. We almost got to see this dog take flight on a, bro. Like this dude, like, it was just because it was raining and they didn't have the dog quite ready yet. But this dude shows up. of course he's of course he's a high school gym teacher because of fucking course he is trying to meet up with a 15 year old and he shows up at the house Chris walks out and he goes running out makes it to his car they did a high speed chase got his ass he had two pistols on him oh he had a pistol on him to meet up with a 15 year old girl to fuck her for money and he's a high school gym teacher was it one of his students it was not one of his students it was it was it was a bait thing where they had somebody that that was over 18, pretending to be 15.

Now, while I was there, it was two days, and they got six of these dudes. Three of these dudes that came, came armed with guns. One pulled the gun out of his waistband. They didn't even know he had it. He's, here's the counter. Chris Hansen's right here. He pulls it out and puts it down on the counter, and the cops were about to tackle him before he put it down.

They thought he were going to shoot. They thought he was going to shoot Chris Hansen. Chris Hansen barely flinched, man. That dude is ice cold. he's ice cold with it bro like uh and then when you get in the car with him after these super high adrenaline busts and stuff he puts on tom petty and drums on the steering wheel as he drives and he's just super calm like dude's a fucking g for like the first time you met him did he ever say have a see right here jd no actually it's really good to talk to you actually i mean i

see and you're like what the fuck did i do what the fuck no it was it was kind of like uh with with with rich the first time i met him he was he was kind of chill you know kind of chill rich rich could have cavity searched me i kind of regret that he didn't maybe under different circumstances uh i'll always have parents i'd been on his uh his podcast a couple times before i flew out there to go do that um and uh he's just he's super chill he's actually working on i know that you covered the schlep roboc situation yes sir thank you so much for granting your voice to that and putting more more voice to that man because that situation is so fucked shlep working with Chris on this thing. I had Schlep and Ruben Sim on. Um, Roblox actually Ruben Sim was exposing

how many predators were on there. They sued tried to sue him for $1.6 million. He's a YouTuber, a youngster with over a million followers. And he was just talking about like, hey, we need to stop. There's a lot of predators on this. And they're like, yeah, we're suing you. But he whooped their ass in court. Um, so yeah, it was really cool in the Blunt County Sheriff's Office were so professional and so cool with it we spent two days doing that with them uh and that was an amazing thing i think it would be really fucking cool to have a predator catcher pepperbox show i'm just saying i think it would be fucking great can i can i talk about roblox for a minute yes please you're okay to be talking about this yeah go go for i don't get sued by them but

fuck it if you have a room like because roadblocks is divided into rooms where like multiple like children can go into those rooms like servers yeah yeah like servers they're they're servers if you can go into these rooms and there's obviously like CP stuff going in there how can the fucking people that own this platform not go in for three seconds and just delete all these rooms and ban everyone in there they can but they'll lose money exactly that's They can, but they'll lose. And I don't care. Sue me, motherfucker.

I've been talking cash shit. I don't give a fuck. I'll win. Just like Ruben Sims, punch your bitch ass. So they have rooms. Some of these rooms like escape to Epstein Island. Yeah.

And the cover for this is a screaming child running from Jeffrey fucking Epstein or Diddy Party simulator? So like when you get in the server, like what is the, is there like actual sexual content in the yeah they're yeah they're actually totally behind there are actual adults having simulated sex with kids in here and also so to get new stuff in there you you uh spend they have their own currency roblux john was all about the fucking yeah i've i've spent a lot of money on robux for my fucking kids and that's part of why i'm so pissed off about this because there are people out there

there are people out there who are offering kids actively openly holding like their their sign above their head is is saying signaling that they'll give you robux to meet them on snap and give them pictures nudes so they're buying child with their currency and then these kids are getting sextorted where they're they're telling them hey i have this picture of you and what you did is illegal and I'll report you to the police unless you give me more images of you and didn't you say you have a younger sister and they'll get they'll sex door them into doing other shit with siblings or the household pet. Shit like that is happening on a daily basis. Kids are getting kidnapped and killed off of Roblox and they are an 89 billion dollar corporation that is prioritizing their profit margins

over the safety of the children they sell their product to. Is there any way for this company to have like IP addresses and whatnot of the users? Like can if if someone was to do some exploration in the actual like the back channels of the company, like do they have the information of these people that are performing these actions or? Oh, 100%. Yeah, I'm sure they would. Absolutely. Why the fuck aren't we doing that?

The ones that I was exploring in the video that I did, they were like, it's a public bathroom. public bathroom simulator yeah public bathroom simulator and there were so many of those rooms where it's like public bathrooms where it's like that's where you're gonna like if did you go into them no i i didn't go into them i was just exploring schleps things that he was doing and like there are so many public bathroom simulators which is where you would find a vulnerable child and they have those simulators all over roblocks and all roblocks has to do is go in and just delete them there's club simulators but they're simulators where there's private rooms with beds there's so much sick shit going on inside a roblox and instead of like instead of addressing it they're banning people who are exposing it like schlep and reuben sim and they're suing them or since it didn't work with rubin sim they sent schlep a cease and desist order instead or what on what grounds he was he was catching off of their platform and they made a they changed their terms of service and put in a vigilante clause no vigilante clause they said he was revealing personal information which i don't think he was doing that he was just

showing what was happening on the platform the sheer fact they put in a vigilante clause is wild yeah that's how they address it no this is illegal they don't have a no clause but they have a no vigilante clause yeah eli think about it we we start a gaming platform and we we we figure out there's on our gaming platform what would we do just ban them out yeah announce it ban them like show them to the public yeah like these are this is what's happening they don't they just don't do it they they go after the people like the like schlep and people like that schlep grew up playing roblox and at 12 years old he was groomed by someone on it so that's why it's his passion and he went on to work with alex rossin and he did some of his

bus with Gideon and they're attacking him for getting six dudes off of their app arrested and charged for what they were doing to children and they're going after Schlep. It's insanity. It's like a wild. Yeah. Especially if that's your product. Well, now the state of Louisiana, the attorney general of the state of Louisiana is suing them. good uh representative ro kana is uh trying to get congress to act on this which what are they trying

to do row man like i i know that i don't agree with row on a lot of shit but the shit i agree with row on is i agree with him he wanted the epstein shit revealed he wants roblocks shut the fuck down like you know i mean what what exactly what specific things are they pushing for um just really quick. When you have under 13, approximately 39.7 million daily active users under that age. Every, I think the one that I read was every child under 16 in the United States, half of them are playing Rublox, right? I mean, when you're looking at that number, that is a staggering number for active users. 49 million is, and also, like, 39 million.

It's a fun thing to play. It's really cool. But like, how can you not go in like Schlep and those guys did and see, okay, this room is fucked. Why can't we ban them? And they're just not doing that shit. I forget the name of the YouTuber, but he's got like 13.3 million and his whole, he's built his whole channel off of he's a Robox player.

And it's his whole thing. He's been doing it for years. and he just quit. He actually gets paid by Roblox to be a player. And he just quit. And he did a video where he showed people, I'm going to go in with a fresh account. And I'm going to show you how long it takes

to see something inappropriate for children. Within 10 seconds of starting a fresh account, he saw a fucking penis. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. He's got the, the kid that has the, the hair. that's not a phase dad yeah yeah no shit but he props to him because he's got over 13 million

followers or subs on youtube and he just gave up what his whole genre is yeah like like blew his money right there absolutely honestly i think that like people that follow him should follow him wherever the fuck he goes and whatever the fuck he does just off the integrity of going you know what i'm standing with uh child safety here that's wild also a fucking problem when it's to that degree that is a massive issue well so last year the fbi released a study saying that roblox is the number one child safety issue in the country but who who the fuck has done anything about it since nothing only predator catchers are doing anything about it and the predator catchers are getting fucking attacked by roblox and getting sued by them

yeah imagine going up and they're a billion dollar interprivile reuben sim is just a dude with like 1.1 million on YouTube, bro. And he went up against a $89 billion corporation in court and won. How bad does that have to be for you to go up against an $89 billion corporation and all their lawyers

and they're like, no, we're siding with him. Like, that's crazy. And no media coverage. Media silence. Zero media. Dude, I just, I just want to see gladiator shit return. Yeah. bro, like, hey, could we get Luigi Mangione out for just a minute?

He just got one last thing to do real quick. I just want to see those motherfuckers go up against, like, people that have been in there for life. Like, lifers go up against those dudes. Yeah. Large cats for me. The Peter, like, lions. This doesn't make it fun. Yeah.

You just have Trump at the very top, just like. Yeah. Oh, fuck, me. Are you not entertained? You just triggered a lot of people, dog. I think on that note, Cody, we can move to the after show. On that note.

Bye, everyone. Thank you for joining the unsubscribe show today. We were joined by Eli Double Tap. J.D. Delay, Brandon and I, myself, Donut, Operator. We're going to be on Patreon. We're going to be doing the after show here soon. Where can we find you at, J.D. You guys can find me YouTube, J.D. Delay, 5150.

currently banned on my 1.7 million TikTok account, but I have my backup. J.D. Delay, 1017. It's my eighth ban. It's fine. They'll give it back. They're just fucking with me because I won't stop talking about putting

some wood chippers. They'll give it back and they'll ban me again. It'll be fine. Until the next time you threaten the three gorges dam and they'll ban you again. Yeah, yeah. It's just going to happen. It's just going to happen.

And hopefully you can find me again on the unsubscribe podcast at some point in the near future. It's a pleasure to have you, man. It's good to actually be on a show with you. Yeah, man, absolutely. Fuck yeah. I'm really stoked that the four of us got to sit down. This was cool.

We did it. We fucking did it. Sorry we stepped into some heavy topics and everything. I hope it's okay. We should kill them all. Yeah. Really what it comes down to is they all need to fucking die. You don't know my name.

When you see my name, you're going to know my name.