Unsubscribe Podcast - YouTuber Drama Is WILD ft. Tectone | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 221

Episode Date: July 13, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:25 Cody says over here in the corner, wow, that just rolled right out. I have no idea how Unset has made it this far. Say hi to Eli He's racially ambiguous and random His hair is f***ing fabulous and donut a dark dope disposition There's a bad electrician welcome to unsubscribe Everyone ready? I think we are. Oh, let me get this one. Yeah smarter
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Starting point is 00:02:16 them. They will. They absolutely will fall. This was a joke. Well, before we get into that, you want to take us off, Cody? Yeah. Hi, everyone. welcome to the unsubscribe podcast I'm joined today by Eli double tap fat electrician tech Tom Brandon Herrera myself don't operator. Thank you so much for being here All right now
Starting point is 00:02:37 Okay, yeah fallout 76 was terrible fall before was still passable for me for the synth play line But nothing's been as good as I do Vegas No, cuz they didn't make it That's right. That's true. Oh man is Bethesda wash. It's gotta be washed, huh? They well cuz they did that new one starfield starfield. There you go. That shit was to get into I tried I took put like 10 hours into it. That was Yeah, man, I put like 400 hours into it. Fuck! Wow.
Starting point is 00:03:06 I liked it. Did you play on launch or did they fix something? I played like two weeks after launch. I think they did a hot fix. Maybe I'll try it. And a lot of good stuff. Because I want to believe in Bethesda because Oblivion 4 remaster,
Starting point is 00:03:16 or Oblivion, the remaster was amazing. It was incredible. So I'm hoping Elder Scrolls 6 is good because I love that company so much. What was the Star one? Star? Starfield. I hated that. Yeah. Bro, Bro that like the second I got in the plane I was like you get so hyped because you want Fallout 3 you want Fallout New Vegas you
Starting point is 00:03:34 want that experience until you realize they didn't change anything from when they made that original Fallout 3 Fallout New Vegas look ah we won't update anything shitty mechanics bad graphics. Also, who else, the first time when they got in the spaceship thing, just jetted toward a planet and waited for like fucking 10 minutes before they figured out something was wrong? The worst flight mechanics.
Starting point is 00:03:58 The worst flight mechanics ever, like I didn't understand any of that. Well, they didn't explain shit, or either that or I'm too stupid. So that's a problem Their fault Glad you liked it though, Cody Goodman I was on your podcast. I feel like we haven't seen you in like a week been two days How you been? Been good man, I was just on your podcast. I feel like we haven't seen you in like a week. Been two days
Starting point is 00:04:31 Two days. I'm pretty damn sure I was down here for what? Fourth of July? Oh and then the Guadalupe. Yeah. Yeah Oh, yeah, did you guys still been going to that or is it ever you've been fundraising? No, it was the fundraiser mostly Yeah, well when we could because the link kept on breaking because that's a good also. That's awesome Yeah, that's a shit ton of support. We kept breaking the Venmo for the Centerpoint fire volunteer fire department. Yeah, the link broke Yeah, we kept breaking it cuz so many people were donating to it, dude I went to bunker today bunker is packed with I saw they're getting like because bunker just said like Whatever you buy on Amazon. Here's the supplies we need you can order it and have it shipped a bunker They've been having four full Amazon trucks a day come she's drop shit off and then like people are just coming in like I'm on My way to Kernville. I got a trailer loaded up a shit and we're like cool. Take it here. So it was awesome
Starting point is 00:05:15 They are yeah, how much do they how much their their entire backspace is full is everything's full. It's everything's Everywhere they're trying as much to help as many ways, but is it food too? It's everything's everywhere. They're trying to mutt to help as many ways but is it food to its food, axes, rakes, like literally everything. Do they have runners to take it to Kerrville? Yes, they have runners and then other people are volunteering to run there was people showing up just helping move stuff into trailers, unpacking Amazon boxes like the dumpsters full we're just we have a mountain of cardboard out there. So that was a cool part about it.
Starting point is 00:05:46 And I know this was true when we went anytime we would ask somebody like any of my shop boys, whatever, just like it's it's the weekend, you know, it's their their days off. Like, hey, do you want to come help? It's like you couldn't even get that sentence out. And they're like, yeah, let's go. Everybody just wanted to go out. Yeah, I can't believe Donald Trump did that.
Starting point is 00:06:04 They were very, very it where he cast the weather spells Yeah, cuz you ripped her a new asshole with the dude Donald the Donald Trump me right yeah Yeah for the rain then they were they're blaming the cloud seeding guy That was interesting Things a good word There's the cloud seedings real. Yeah, so it may be clouds and no they don't you can't you can't Yeah, you release silver silver oxide or dioxide or whatever the fuck it is and it makes the cloud it makes the clouds rain.
Starting point is 00:06:47 And there was like some cloud seeding operation like two days prior, like 150 miles away. And that the CEO of the company comes on. He's like the most successful cloud seeding operation ever was like 10 million gallons or some. He's like, this was like 38 trillion gallons. He's like, this isn't even possible with technologies. Like this is a legitimate natural disaster.
Starting point is 00:07:09 He's like, we had nothing to do with this. Yeah, a lot more streamer creator drama happened than I was expecting over the Guadalupe River. Like everyone was at each other's throats. Yeah, it wasn't involving you at all. Cody, one day you'll get involved in that. Motherfuckers were mad in that scene. They were mad mad. And here comes Cody Garment with a steel chair. Wasn't involving you And here comes Cody Garment the steel chair
Starting point is 00:07:39 Or a bundle of sticks you gave you gave me content, but I got four YouTube videos off of that shit, bro I got been banging this. Oh, yeah, keep tweaking Cody Everyone you had everyone talking about your tweets on social media, on YouTube. They were just doing videos and it was like, and then Donut Operator said, it was like, meh. It's so high, bro, I love it. Just going in hard. So it was what, It started off with NMP and he said something about
Starting point is 00:08:08 the kids deserve to die because the AI is going to make their lives horrible anyways. A joke about oh they're better off and then somebody was like well that's a little f**ked up and then he doubled down and was like no no their lives are going to all like they're going to be learning everything through AI and this this and like that doesn't sound like a joke.
Starting point is 00:08:24 It sounds like you're just Explaining and doubling down on why dead kids are a good thing you fucking psychopath The dark humor people are mad at dark humor now. It's like no you have to have a punchline with the joke You fucking idiot. There has to be humor to it You know none of you guys know how to be huh? You've never had any experience with this guy I'd never heard of him. No, thank God. Okay, so I was an org with him for three years I would like to say for three years that guy treated me great. He did.
Starting point is 00:08:48 He's had my back in a lot of scenarios, but he's essentially made a career of saying the absolute most horrendous shit at all times. And then he apologized publicly on social media and then on his private Discord server was like, f*** that, I ain't apologizing for anything. Just the most crocodile tears bullshit. He's been on his crash out arc for the past three months, unfortunately It's he's going through like a court case and divorce not trying to excuse any of that. But yeah, he's been he's been pretty Out of control lately. Yeah, the even the playback if you watch that live stream where he's like It was a joke. There was no there was no joke tone
Starting point is 00:09:23 There was no laughter you wereone, there was no laughter. You were stating what you thought were facts and just being a general piece of shit. And then everyone else jumped onto that. Well, you called them out. Yeah. And then that started Twitter War 3. Brandon and I were walking around in the mud
Starting point is 00:09:38 looking for bodies for like eight hours that day, nine hours. And we're on the way back and I see him say that and just kind of flew off the handle a little bit. Watching people try to shit on you over that was hilarious because they're like, he, he, people jump in to defend you and they're like, Cody's literally they're helping on the ground right now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:57 But they told amateurs to off and they're like, do you think a retired police officers and amateur also the, the fire department seemed very grateful that he brought them a new generator When theirs was failing we're literally coordinating with like the state rep from that area the the local leadership That is like thank God you're here. Can you please go do this? You're in the truck with who? Oh, yeah, we were with shout outs my boy West for Dell. He's the state rep that represents the the Kerbal area. Good dude. I worked with him actually before any of the politics stuff,
Starting point is 00:10:30 before either of us had run for office, worked with him on. He was the regional director for Gun Owners of America. Just a good old boy, old diesel mechanic. And as soon as we heard all this was going down, me and Cody jumped in the fucking truck, went out there and met up with him and in Kervil and Hunt. This is during 4th of July. We talked about it.
Starting point is 00:10:48 It was like big shout out to both of you for doing that because it was hey, it's 7 p.m. 8 p.m. Not even that late. And then it shifted to hey Cody's tism activated. He's like I gotta go help people and he didn't fly. Thankfully and you both just like hey, we're going to do this instead of doing the 4th of July. Let's go help people. And he didn't fly things. And you both just like, Hey, we're gonna do this. Instead of doing the Fourth of
Starting point is 00:11:08 July, let's go help people then. Oh, you text me you're like, Hey, I'm with West for Dell, right? Yeah, you're I'm with him. He's riding along with us as we're doing all of this. And that was I was like, Holy shit. West was stepping up. West was invaluable in all of that and being able to coordinate like, hey, who needs help? Where should we go? Like he was always available. If I called him all of that and being able to coordinate like, Hey, who needs help? Where should we go? Like he was always available.
Starting point is 00:11:27 If I called him and he didn't pick up, he called me back within five minutes. Hey, these people need help. Can you go first day we were in like Kerr and, uh, hunt, uh, Krivel and hunt. And then the next day he was like, Hey man, center point needs help. Do you guys mind going there? We went there. Like he was, he was, I can't give him enough credit for the leadership he had on the ground there. So when I, I would love to vouch for you guys right now because the experience that I had
Starting point is 00:11:49 when I came up to do what I can, seeing your guys' impact on the community of the people that were there, that was like, I thought it was awesome because there were people like, like thanking you for being there for like morale reasons. Everybody knew you guys. I was like, damn, like these people are like local celebrities here. Like people are like, oh my God, I love your videos. Thank you so much for always doing your best for the community.
Starting point is 00:12:11 I think maybe it was you or it was Cody, who like you put your hand to the window and another man put their hand on the window. Like those evangelical preachers like, put your hand on the TV, and I will feel your energy rather than sister. In reality, it was more of a me, Tarzan, you, James.
Starting point is 00:12:28 But no, it was crazy. I mean, hearing and seeing how much y'all have been doing for people who need it is, it is very good to see real men doing good things for the people who they say they're actually gonna help. Because a lot of people say,
Starting point is 00:12:43 oh yeah, man, I would love to do this. And then there were guys like y'all who were like, oh yeah, we're just gonna actually go do the things that we say that we're gonna fucking do. I just put a river on my profile picture. And I felt that helped a lot. Is that your black square? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:57 It's like, I'm doing my part. Yeah, sir. Really the ones to shout out were the first responders. Cause like a lot of those dudes, they got ripped up from Hondo, Uvalde, all those out were the first responders. A lot of those dudes, they got ripped up from Hondo, Yvallde, all those areas the first night. They were just like, man, we were told with a couple hours notice, get your shit in a bag and go out. We're sleeping on cots and that sort of thing. Honestly, I feel like some of the most impact that we made is those dudes that are working 16-hour shifts, far from home, sleeping on the floor.
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Starting point is 00:14:31 Also, also kindest thing, I'm going to glaze you guys one more time because you need to. This was incredible. So we go out to eat at a steak restaurant and these lovely people are like, Oh yeah, we heard what you did, we know who you are. They come to the entire meals. And then you guys tip like $400 to the people of this restaurant. Good deeds not on camera is very rare from streamers these days. Because there's a lot of people like, Oh, I'm going to go do some charity. Yo chat, check out me doing this shit right now. They will only do good deeds on stream.
Starting point is 00:15:02 But if you call me a streamer again, you're gonna have to beat my ass. I'm sorry. Are we shining? Yeah. I just looked at it, I was like, everyone got a little glazed. That's, dude, tip your servers unless they suck, then don't tip them. I will say, I fucking hate tip culture, bro. I think it's so bullshit.
Starting point is 00:15:23 It's out of control. I understand that, you know, we have to operate within the confines of American culture But I mean it would be nice if employers would just pay their fucking employees all right reservoir dogs The line was when Subway started asking me for a tip that was that was a line for me Subway asked for tips now. Yes, that's crazy. No sandwich artists I'm the manager in this situation Like I told you exactly what? Watch you do it the entire time
Starting point is 00:15:54 Did you tip me for telling you how to build it? It's everything deserves a tip now. They'll just turn the machine around you're like you I just I bought groceries I tip now they'll just turn the machine around you're like what you I just I bought groceries I we went to that one store that's near the house the head shop and they have tip on there seriously yeah oh dear god yeah like I don't understand if your job is to sit at the counter like if it's if it's somebody like you're a server you're running around you're grabbing shit you're putting orders back in the kitchen you're running out to the tables you're running around you're being super polite and everything.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Yeah, tip the fuck out of that person. Like that's awesome. If your job is to ring things up and then just like hand me an iPad and look me in the eyes, like that's, that's bizarre. Yeah. That didn't, that didn't used to happen either last couple of years.
Starting point is 00:16:38 No, I get confused on even if like an electrician or like an AC repair dude comes. I'm like, do I still tip him? Cause no, he was not, I don't know. Here's 20 extra dollars. Yeah. You know how many electricians just unfollowed you? Did it for 10 years.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Guess how many tips I got? Nine. Really? Oh, okay. Really? Zero. I need to stop tipping. Yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Cause I just had a guy come to redo my lawn and I was like he paid me Three that like there's three thousand of those service. I'm like, is that enough or like do I give him an extra 10%? How does this work where you don't come back to my house and break my window? Because you know where I live now. So Yeah, I took them $300. Is that crazy? I give him 10% extra Maybe I'm an idiot. I don't know I'll tip on services like that when it like for example A couple like neighborhood kids came like and they're like kids like young teenagers just came and asked if they could cut my lawn
Starting point is 00:17:32 Oh, that's cool. Fuck. Yeah. All right, but I can't stand that shit, bro I can't say people come to my house and all for me shit, bro. It's like I'm getting ads in real life So annoying Slam the door on these kids that are trying to like make a hustle and you're just like this is why I've got the brave browser I'm like, so annoying. Like, honestly, streaming. You slam the door on these kids that are trying to, like, make a hustle, and you're just like, this is why I've got the Brave browser. Fuck. The ads in real life are fucking crazy. Dude, the governance.
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Starting point is 00:19:38 I did I did on a door to door salesman yesterday before my flight. Dude, dude shows up in this like clapped out 2003 red impala to my house and i'm at the gym and hannah's like somebody just stopped by trying to sell solar panels i was like tell him to fuck off and they came back like two hours later and i answered the door this time your wife said you might be interested in solar panels she lied oh so you're not no absolutely not he's like well, it's net zero me. I know I'm not interested in your net zero metering solar panels No, he's like, can I ask why I go? I'm an electrician. Do you what level do you want me to chew you out on?
Starting point is 00:20:18 And he just goes you know what? I okay. I'll just take you off the list. Okay. Bye fuck off I hate that shit. Well solar panel stuff is such a scam No, the guy that installed my security system. He walks into the the garage. I was out in the garage He goes, holy shit donut The security system guy of all people He's I can break in yeah, there's probably no that I know the workarounds to your cameras. Yeah break in. Yeah, there's probably no that I know the workarounds to your cameras. Yeah, there's one over on that. Yeah. 100%. He was up there for way longer in the attic than he should have been. I can't do it now. We had the Uber driver Uber eats last night, the delivery girl
Starting point is 00:20:58 that. Well, that's why you always do the drop off. They just leave the drop off. It was me driving back. I picked up supplies from Walmart driving down the back road and that roads 55. I have no idea that back road is like 55 always 55. Do we want to say we can't bleep out the road. But yeah, 55 miles per hour. There is three vehicles and one person going 32 to 35 on that back road. And then we hit a hill. She slows down to like 28.
Starting point is 00:21:29 And I am. Oh, I know what back road you're talking about now. Yeah. And I'm getting irate. I'm like, oh, my God, I still have like five miles of this before we get to the turn. They're definitely speed up. They'll definitely. OK, I mean, they did not, in fact, speed up.
Starting point is 00:21:48 I went around and flipped them the fuck off and honked It was like what you are so dangerous if you are not going the speed limit if you're going 20 to 30 under the way That was your door dash person. Yep, you flipped off the food on the way to you, dude I I held the hammer Pulled in got in start setting up and the door dash was here and then they parked way Far away, I think they pulled up and they seen the vehicle and they're like You drive very inconspicuous vehicles Sapsa that part that she looked terrified Answering the door. Well, don't drive like an asshole. She was like clutching the bag of burritos like,
Starting point is 00:22:25 not knowing who to answer. Oh no. I'm like, that you in that fucking car out there? What the f***? Why were you going 32 on a 55? Oh, so... Eli's tis- You know how much more money you could make if you drove the speed limit?
Starting point is 00:22:40 You could free your delivery this shift. Yes! You could fund your delivery, the shift. Yes! Yeah. You could fund your Roth IRA. Oh man. So the drama world, how is that going? We were talking about the other day. So I thought you were doing five videos a week. Oh yeah, five videos a day.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Yeah. That's fucking crazy. Oh, it's so not though. You know what I mean? It's genuine reaction right? Okay, it's so easy right you just you go Okay, you stream every day for four hours and in that four hours you just plan okay I want to make five videos So then you plan out those segments of what those are gonna be and then you just go live and you do those five Segments and then you upload them immediately and then you upload your stream as well So it's like, you know, it's really that easy live and you do those five segments and then you upload them immediately and then you upload your stream as well. So it's like, you know, it's really that easy.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Right? Because like if your stream is so forgettable that you don't want any moments from it, then why are you streaming? So I make sure I have five good moments every stream and I just do that every day forever. It's just that easy. You know, for me, it's like, okay, which stream is being retarded? All right, I'm going to talk shit about that guy for 30 minutes and then you just go in and then somebody else reacts to you shitting on that
Starting point is 00:23:50 streamer and then you react back to that and you become your own infinite cycle. Once you become, you can farm yourself. Oh, infinite content. That's why I'm excited for you to get in the ring because now we're homies. The internet knows we're homies, which means now when you do dumb shit
Starting point is 00:24:01 or somebody comes at you, I'm like, I got him. And it's worked great. So far, he's been like a pit bull on a chain, except instead of going after toddlers, he goes after retards. I was trying to explain to my wife streamer versus streamer drama and just her face glazes over because she does not care. And I was like, oh, my God. I can't believe I care about this actually It's like why the fuck do I care about this?
Starting point is 00:24:27 It's been bothering me for like three days of like why do I can't why is this so interesting it finally dawned on me on the plane streamer versus streamer beef is literally just Real life zero producer reality. Oh, yeah, it's like WWE for people who can't fight absolutely or reality. It's like WWE for people who can't fight. Absolutely. 100% is and now critical history is canceled because of that so now they can't even fight even more. Who saw that coming? Oh what a shock. But it's nice because I love having people like Asmongold and you because everybody who's not retarded knows you guys are great people. So it's like oh I just get to defend the good guys and you you know, it's just easy dumps on these dips. It's like, there's a streamer who I want to bring up, but I know not bringing them up is going to drive them insane. And
Starting point is 00:25:12 I think you know what I'm talking about. So all I have to do is not say their name and then they can't get a react because they're waiting for a react. But yeah, dunking on that guy for two videos was awesome. And like farming assholes that are just rage baiting. Yes, that's crazy. And what's hilariousholes that are just rage baiting. Yes. That's crazy. And what's hilarious is as McGold reacted to my video defending you from that dude and hit number three trending on gaming, which was insane speed, which I didn't. Oh, this is crazy. This was so gay. I had a dream about y'all last night and it was us doing a podcast. Right.zing. Right? We were all having sex, right?
Starting point is 00:25:48 It was... Blood had come everywhere. It was legit just... We call it the Aristocrats. It was my old podcast, Steak and Eggs, and it was y'all, and we were doing a group podcast together of me, Emmy, and Azrin, meaning y'all three. You weren't in the dream because we haven't met yet. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Yeah, I know. But it was a great fucking time and then we missed out on the orgy dream. Yeah, I'll sit in the cloud cup chair dream, whatever. It's the the cup observation. I think we played I'm the Teletubby son. Yeah, then we played Halo in houseshouses after that, and I was cheating. Everybody knew that I was cheating, but nobody told me they knew that I was cheating because they didn't want to hurt my feelings. But it was a cute dream. It was nice. We still need to make that happen. I like how you're the make-a-wish kid in your own dream. He's lying, sir. Everyone knew I was cheating, but no one wanted to say anything.
Starting point is 00:26:43 Because of the cancer. Of the cancer. That's why I'm bald. I no one wanted to say anything. Because of the cancer. Of the cancer. That's why I balled. I gave myself cancer in a dream. It's like, what the fuck? Jesus. That's actually, that's a great clip name. I gave myself cancer in a dream, I feel like, on that.
Starting point is 00:27:02 Good band name, too. Wait, why is John Cena here? Oh, it's that clip from like, I don't know, the DC fighting video game or whatever the fuck like this squad thing. Whereas it basically did the caption was being a kid in like a hospital or whatever. It's like, oh, man, it's Superman. Oh fuck, it's Superman. Oh no. But streaming, so four videos, five videos a day. And now you're focused, this last creative clash just fell through completely and you've been tackling that a little. I just, Anissa going on and saying,
Starting point is 00:27:43 I shouldn't say this, I know this will upset and you're like, yeah, what a partner. I know it's it's so bad She completely threw in under the bus. That's one thing is their marital issues once again resurfacing And there's also all the creators who trained for seven months who didn't get fucking paid There's also unequal pay amongst creator every creator got paid 17,000 besides LA Beast who for some reason got 27 or 24 thousand yeah people like Nathan Barnett who are like they have no money because they're like oh this is my plan this is what you promised me and then you didn't deliver on that and they probably spent a bunch of money on training you know absolutely that not cheap and then the time that you have to
Starting point is 00:28:23 do it and then you know the injuries that you sustain, you know, it was very fucked up and not like the sorry, just pointing out like that how expensive it is like between the training, the equipment, everything for my fight, the flights, hotel stuff, whatever some of it was like ancillary but I think I spent more money than I made. Oh, like by far and you're you're dedicating yourself to a fight. You're doing a fight camp. This is, I'm working in nine to five a lot of the time.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Oh yeah, so if you count the opportunity cost, it's insane. That's what's crazy about that. And then getting it ripped out where, well, they first were like, oh, we just rescheduled it. And then three days ago, nevermind. Just gone. Yeah, it sucks. Not to mention, I mean, the good news is they're not getting their 34% of profits they were
Starting point is 00:29:07 going to take, which is, I think Ian and Misa are now the only creators to ever host a charity event twice that amassed $0, which is, that might be a record because I can't believe anybody failing that miserably. But yeah, I mean, fuck them. That's pretty much it. They just completely shit the bed and everything's up. And I think they need to recompensate all of the fighters at least 30 to $40,000 for the time they invested
Starting point is 00:29:31 to do this event in the first place. 34% profit? Did they initially sell tickets? Oh, you didn't know about that? No, are you telling me that this wasn't actually a philanthropic gesture and they were trying to make money? Imagine that, yeah. Ian and- I'm blown away.
Starting point is 00:29:44 Imagine my surprise. Yeah, they're already getting the tax write-off by doing the charity work. But that wasn't enough. So they were also going to take 34%, which was not disclosed, by the way. That was not disclosed. That was in the fine print, which is crazy how greedy
Starting point is 00:30:00 you have to be to actually do something that's going to be, especially for fucking charity. Nobody's going to say, oh, yeah, charity, I'll give you guys $1 every be for fucking charity. Nobody's gonna say oh, yeah charity Y'all y'all give you guys a dollar every three dollars. I give they would say oh that where's the actual charity like I'll donate directly Why just out of curiosity any any charity event that we've done whether it's for autism or veteran charities How much money have we made on that? That's crazy like we give all the money to the charities We say we know wild concept to give a hundred percent of profits You know why because it's a hundred percent of profits
Starting point is 00:30:29 That's why those are limited released and it's very scheduled even the research we do on the charities We pick because there are scummy ass charities out there, too So it's like hey do or do diligence make sure everything's good and then keeping to our word It's like we're actually capable of all making money outside of faking a charity That's kind of crazy With that didn't like we're tickets for sale Yes, so like what happens to all the people that went out and like bought a ticket took time off work had plane tickets Like a lot of people,
Starting point is 00:31:05 like customers and stuff are probably also out a ton of money. I actually didn't consider that at all. I know they were fun and ticket sales, but if somebody pre-parties a flight to go to the event, I get my food or spots. Right, I mean, you scheduled vacation, you got flights that you have to cancel or like whatever, like that fucks over a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:31:21 I haven't considered that. I need to make a video on that, that's smart. That's one of your five talking points now. Thank you, hell yeah. Like that fucks over a lot of people. I haven't considered that I didn't make a video on that We need four more topics Did it I swear they didn't re They weren't reimbursing people on the first cancel because they're like, oh no, it's still going so you know, they extended it Yeah, but they weren't reimbursing people because like no well this person's not far. Harley's not fighting I don't give a yeah, like well too bad the coveted do a double tap rug pull dude and that oh Good people did they ever give Sam hide his money back for that the four
Starting point is 00:31:55 I think it was the first one he spent like 25 grand on front row seats or some shit like that something crazy Don't worry about that. I think I think he was refunded. I'm even a massive benefit of the doubt I think he was 25 grand is lawsuit money I think it was funny. Don't quote me on that. It was a ton of money No, no, he's right. That is for sure 25 grand. It's not sure if it was refunded fully or not Yeah, I would probably imagine they dig is another horrified of Sam Hyde That's a scary fucking man It's wild and then there's been even more drama with, what was it?
Starting point is 00:32:28 Yeah, the last time we talked, I don't think this happened, but now they're getting sued. Denims, Froga. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I've never heard about that. Yeah. That was an incredible trap. The nukes.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Yep. Dude, the boxing trainer coming out. Oh my God. And talking to H3. Oh, that was brutal as fuck. Yeah, did you guys see that? Oh yeah, I think it was in our group chat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:50 For those in the audience who don't know. Yeah. You wanna break that down a little bit? Yeah, so Ian and Anissa's boxing trainer, so Ian's trainer, who worked with them for getting ready for the event, would notice that Anissa would fantasize about the opponents that were beating the shit out of her husband, which is wild
Starting point is 00:33:13 and would also pretty frequently talk about how Ian would shit himself and reek of feces at every point in their livelihoods. So she's a woman who loves when people beat the out of her husband and buried him for having IBS, I suppose. So I give that marriage two more years tops. I didn't know about the fantasy part of that. You didn't know about that? No, I had no idea.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Oh, that's fun, isn't it? That's a nice little bonus. With friends like these or a wife like that. That's more the spouse. Supposed to be your partner, the person that's fighting through life with you. Yep. Yeah. The Trena would say about how excited Anissa would get when watching the other fighters
Starting point is 00:33:55 beat the fuck out of her husband, which is like, Jesus, you know. I'm so glad he threw his career away for that. It sucks. And I think everybody agrees that Ian a couple years ago was so cool. I just it sucks what happened He found empathy though Can you hear that banging sound that was the ladder being pulled up behind him Do you ever struggle with tiny toiletry bottles? No. Well, with Mando, struggle no more.
Starting point is 00:34:31 I would not want to spread whole body deodorant on you, Nick. It's going to get all clumpy in my chest hair. But it looks like I've been rolling around in mashed potatoes. How well does it lubricate? It was developed by a doctor, and it works for 72 hours. Show some respect. I'm going to tell that to everyone at the Magic the Gathering tournament I wish I was there when they figured out that it wasn't good for 73 hours I like to imagine just a fat guy on a treadmill for 72 hours straight up
Starting point is 00:34:55 he's turned time to shower finally fatty curdled thanks to hand oh it's also named after Mount Fuji. Really? Mine's bourbon and leather because I'm a man, though. It's gross. Couldn't even get through an ad without a pun. What? Do you want to sell the deodorant or not, Brandon?
Starting point is 00:35:17 I'm just waiting for the sweet release of death. It's not going to come for at least 72 hours. Listen, we did a lot of meet and greets during the live tour. Y'all motherfuckers could use some Mando. For a strong independent woman, you can do everything a man could do. You can still use some Mando. Our kids are nick dead.
Starting point is 00:35:34 The cops are coming. We've got 72 hours to hide the body before it starts to smell. Actually does smell pretty damn good. This one smells like the body wash smells actually really good. I have bourbon leather. Anybody find the body? No, but that ditch over there smells delicious You said we can ad-lib jokes on you we're into that this isn't your average deodorant are anti persparent
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Starting point is 00:36:22 Oh boy. I love watching your face like how you been Nick? How you have what? Dude, what new history segment are you working on right now? I had a video coming out tomorrow. It's going to be wild. What's it called? It's like an hour and five minutes.
Starting point is 00:36:36 It's called captured 1500 killed 33 of the Pied Piper of Saipan. That sounds awesome. Yeah. Is this the book that would get flagged? The book that I was sending you guys pictures of? That book was fucking crazy. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:36:51 It's the most hardcore on, I looked into it. He self-published that book. I was like, there's no way this made it through an editor. Can you send me a link to that? It hasn't been for sale for 30 years. It's not on Kindle you have to go find an old copy on eBay for like $250 all right before this podcast gets released what's that book called? The podcast or the book is an island by Guy
Starting point is 00:37:17 Gabaldon that goes hard as fuck dude I'm gonna find like a quote from the mini quotes that were made. I'll read you a passage. Oh, dude, I got 200 bucks. I got a signed copy. I have a signed copy as well. No shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Well, hold on. Now I do too. Dude, this book. I know we're being criminally retarded when it comes to history. So basically it's a five foot three Hispanic Marine. Okay, that was adopted by a Japanese family. Oh, so this is real. Yes, this really happened. He was adopted by a Japanese family so he could speak conversationally, he could speak Japanese. And he like understood Japanese culture to a degree that most Americans just like he understood like their interpretation of like honor and duty and all that type of
Starting point is 00:38:03 stuff. So he ends up going to Saipan, which was also nicknamed Island because he ever heard of like, you know, Japanese women throwing kids off cliffs rather than me. That's where all that happened Okay, high point So he would go and like day one he was on Saipan the whole time he would sneak out behind enemy lines and like find the cave networks and dugouts and stuff that Japanese were in and he would show up with grenades by himself and be like, come out, surrender. And he'd like talking into it, being like,
Starting point is 00:38:29 hey, we're all very impressed with how honorable fighters you are. My Shogun sent me here to, he doesn't wanna have to kill such an incredible fighter. Please come out and surrender. Otherwise I'm gonna blow your ass the fuck up, basically. And over the course of the Battle of Saipan, he ends up getting approximately 1500 ish
Starting point is 00:38:48 Japanese soldiers and civilians to surrender and become POWs rather than having to kill them. Oh, wait. So that's kind of cool. It is super cool. Yeah, he is also he has one story where he comes up to a foot. So like usually he has a drop on these guys because like he's at the mouth of a cave with a gun.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Yeah. And he's got grenades and he's like calling in and I'm three bag of them. Why are you laughing Nick? No reason. He he comes up on this farmhouse surrounded by sugar cane fields, and he's like kind of scoping it out. And there's a Harley out front. Okay. Yeah. He's like, Oh, fuck. I love riding motorcycles back home. I'm be the first American on Saipan with a Harley. does a full circle hiding in the sugarcane field sneak around his farmhouse and when he comes back around from the backside there's three Japanese soldiers standing by his Harley and I'm just going to read you what he said in his book and then one of them sits on my Harley I don't like that he then proceeds to shoot that guy in the head. And then mag dump his two buddies to steal their Harley.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Crazy. Damn. Did he use the word VEN? Right there he did. He had some other colorful language in a lot of other parts of the book. Yeah. Where is something coming from? I've made up my mind.
Starting point is 00:40:20 I'm about to quote, buy this Harley with Marine Corps ammunition they should feel honored to help a young Marine get a motorcycle sayonara boys that's so sick I was beginning to wonder what would eventually happen to the Sabre sidearms watches and gold teeth I was accumulating he's just taking gold teeth that is so cool he was I mean you mean do you want to just leave him there he was running around Saipan every time he found a Japanese soldier and like whether he took him as POW or had to kill him in the cave because it wouldn't come out he would confiscate or take off their corpse their medals and
Starting point is 00:40:57 he was just wearing all their medals on his fucking uniform okay so I get is this guy a psychopath or is he really cool? Uh, I mean, I think he was pretty cool He talks about it a lot like it basically his perspective is he doesn't hate Japanese people because they're Japanese like he he hates The Imperial Japanese because they got his family put in concentration camps Yeah, America cuz like that's what happened to that his adopted family. got put in concentration camps. That's where people have ADD? No. No. Yeah, America put one hundred and fifty thousand Japanese Americans in
Starting point is 00:41:35 internment camps in World War Two because they were Japanese. And who did that? FDR. Oh, that's crazy. Same guy that confiscated all the gold and then started Social Security. The only president who's ever actually interned American citizens based on race alone. Yeah, that one. Yep. Progressive hero. Everyone loves him as a president until you like do a little bit.
Starting point is 00:41:58 Not even not me. I fucking hate him. Yeah. I was very transparent on my phone of reasons I hate him, actually. I've got time. I said, well, the Green New Deal did not get us out of the Great Depression. I'll tell you that much. In fact, arguably kept us there longer. No, not arguably. It did. Dude, this one. I'm at the benefit of the doubt, but yes, I agree. The book ends. I'll just go ahead and let you read the last verse of the book. Oh, I love that. Burn the flag burners. Yep, Semper Fidelis, buy American, buy Japanese, damn.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Damn, oh damn, because it's like, bop, that's smart. Buy, buy, B-U-Y American dash buy, B-Y-E Japanese. Damn, bro, that's hard as fuck. This one, I didn't know what the Geneva Convention had to say about war booty, and I certainly didn't give a rat's ass what they said Major loot drops over there. This is white loot is trash
Starting point is 00:43:00 Glow in purple Glow in purple You have to censor that unfortunately because we found out with You can't say no what we had a dude that was there and dude Which I think that's weird to say that that's a slur that's it. It's just a literal abbreviation Yeah, it's a lazy a slur ever Yeah, it's so much more inventive like you should have to call us North Americans. Now you can't abbreviate it to American. It's a slur. Yeah, like that's such a stupid. That's so dumb, bro. We were we had that was Don Graves was on he was at the Battle of Urojima. He like was there during the raising of the flag. He was a flamethrower guy like he was in the. Yeah. Who was it when he was like, Yeah, I killed a few or whatever he said, but how he said it We looked up at each other's like oh, it's gonna be one of those episodes 99 at the time and drank that beer at the opening. Yes, there are some slurs that I enjoy being called though
Starting point is 00:44:02 I don't know. I've always enjoyed white devil and like vanilla gorilla I just have about as many as monster. Yeah Yeah, the mayo monkey. Yeah. Yeah, I've never heard of these. Yeah, dude. I know it was a lot mayo monkey Yeah, it's cuz you're privileged. You have a great life. You're Mexican But I can say that now right yeah, you're married to a Congratulations Yeah, but I can say that now right? Yeah, you're married to it Congratulations Brandon starts sexually translated slur Unlocking slurs is why
Starting point is 00:44:42 Well, I know what the expert mode one Had sex they're just laying in bed, bing! Yes, get out! Baby, what was that? Nothing. That one's still on the fence. Wow, Cody dates a really diverse group of young ladies. Settling the infinity slur.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Smashes. My first time unironically being called this was wild. What? Just literally like, I just thought it was the funniest shit ever. Are you Mexican? Well, Herrera kind of gives it away, but.
Starting point is 00:45:15 I never thought of that. Okay. Did you think he was a Terry? No, I can't tell. I know you're white. Thank you. And then I'm still not, so I'm not sure. Thank you?
Starting point is 00:45:23 Yeah. But these two, I got no idea. You could pass for something else. Are you white? I'm white. Thank you You could pass for something else are you white I'm white okay shit yeah, okay? Yeah, I'm horrible this I've always been horrible this and I don't know if I use like interesting colors You're like you're both, you're like the same. You know what I'm saying? We just live in Texas. Oh, I'm so sorry. Cody Schuette. Six years. Yeah, why you have that? Why you trying to defame my family name?
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Starting point is 00:47:24 the most horrific racist ever. And it's a picture of Cortez. And then there's a Hispanic woman standing in front of him like this, like his Latino wife protecting him. If somebody tagged you. That got you. I like what Nick put last quarter in his own story. History means it wasn't my joke. I was just retelling it.
Starting point is 00:47:51 I know what we can do for the gang does episode tonight. We can do the gang does the racist tier list for Pepperbox. We can do a tier list for our favorite racial slurs. Like the one that homegirl did. I went. Coat. Coat. It's not who said the most. Coat is like and done. Like the one that homegirl did I win Here in the corner
Starting point is 00:48:23 People have to guess what we put up on the tier list. They're just blurs. I don't know what S tier is. I'm guessing these three. Cody, go ahead and tweet what's your favorite racial slur so we know which ones to put on the tier list. Ask Grock. Is your ask Grock right now? On air. Okay, I'll just ask Grock privately for now. Coward. Grocksman, which one, Grock 4 or Grock 3? Grock 4. Okay, I'll just ask Rock privately for now
Starting point is 00:48:49 Rocksman which one which rock or rock three rock four rock you see Okay, you seen the whole yeah, I see everything there she's been a wild okay I mean I oh I saw one not the other and then they're like, oh the anti-semitic was like what yeah No, thank you. I was like, holy shit rock. Yeah, Hitler and Grok. They've been or so one of the same. They've been pretty face lately, man. I'm not gonna lie. They've been telling how it is. What is the most commonly used? Oh, yeah. It declined to answer. Oh, no, said my programming steers me firmly away from endorsing or promoting any form of hate speech as it is counterproductive to helpful
Starting point is 00:49:23 conversation. Well, I tell tell that to fucking grok the last 24 hours. What would your favorites be? Croco Heart. I was thinking hard on this one. It's going through a lot of them. Oh my gosh, it's still going. What is the most commonly used racial slur? It's got to be the N word. It's in every song. It's in every single movie. A soft A though. Yeah, soft A is definitely different. Oh, is it really? Well, I mean, yeah, it's in every single movie, every joke. Yeah, Soft A is definitely different. Oh, is it really? Well, I mean, yeah, sure. You see the-
Starting point is 00:49:48 Man, maybe we do need to do a tier list. Yeah. Still thinking, 27 seconds. Have you seen the clip of the black streamer who's playing some kind of horror game? There's a jump scare, and he says the hard R, like, cried out, he's like, eh. He's like, wow, that just rolled right off. Like, not Soft A R like right out. He's like, yeah, it's a wow that just rolled right
Starting point is 00:50:08 Like not soft a like plantation owner Like a white ghost face, dude He's like man I need to do like a 23 and me like that came out way too natural I Have no idea how unsB has made it this far. These are the real questions. I think Cody has Grok going through every racial slur ever said. 63 seconds, yeah. Oh, there we go. Thoughts.
Starting point is 00:50:33 It started with thoughts. Oh, it said the N-word. Oh, look at that. Which one? Oh, and it differentiates between hard R and soft A. Okay. So which one's used more? Short or the soft A?
Starting point is 00:50:46 The soft A makes it sound so friendly. Oh,, I can't read any part of this. It went like a Couple paragraphs here. We can play a game of chicken who will read the most. It said Raccoon but without the ra. Wait, what is that? Is it a new one? Oh no, that's an old one. That's civil rights Anything my grandfather knows is not a new one Remember forest gun like mama used to sweep them off the porch with the brain. Oh
Starting point is 00:51:14 Okay. Yeah Dude, this is going into deep. I just recently saw like six months ago. It's a good movie. I'm gonna save this Jenny's a whore It's a good ass movie. I'm going to save this. Jenny's a whore. Yeah. It's like the least likeable. Yeah, Bubba Gump broke my heart. That fucked me up, bro. That fucked me up. Because weren't they going to make, they were going to make like Forrest Gump 2. And it was going to include a bunch of shit from the 90s. They were going to have him in the back of the white Bronco during the OJ chase.
Starting point is 00:51:42 And he was going to go to space and all sorts of shit it was you slow down juice now the juice is loose McDonald bit where he's like yeah in recent testimony OJ said he would have you know died for his wife and you know he never would have laid a finger on her. What bad luck to have a person in this life who would die for you and get killed by him. Okay, Norm MacDonald. I think he got fired from SNL from how hard he went about the OJ stuff. He got fired from SNL.
Starting point is 00:52:20 He just goes hard all the time. It's hilarious. Yeah. Oh, that one. we can't play it. What was the, what? Fuck, it was a skit on SNL. And we were like, oh, I think Norma, Donald told the story and they couldn't play it.
Starting point is 00:52:34 It was the, fuck, I sent it to you guys. Now I'm trying to remember which one it was. Was it like on SNL? No, they said we pitched this, but. Oh, oh, I know. Oh yeah, oh, yeah. Good Will Honey. Yeah, Good Will Smith.
Starting point is 00:52:49 Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm saying it, I'm saying it. I don't even think we can repeat that. Yeah, we can't even, we'll show that afterwards. It is, holy shit. Yeah, I haven't seen SNL in like 15 years. I got annoyed about it. This did not make SNL.
Starting point is 00:53:01 Oh shit. I'll show you. Okay, okay. I forgot that one, Good Will Smith, that's the shut up. I'll show you. Okay, okay. I forgot that one. Give us some of that one. Were you watching? You're like, oh, Brandon, do you need not? One more time.
Starting point is 00:53:12 You got this, buddy. Brandon, can you? Brandon, do you like this? Almost there, bud. Brandon, where do you store your firearms? All over my house in every crevice. Well, do I have the product for you, Nick? Show him.
Starting point is 00:53:24 Here, hand it to me, Brandon, so I can show you. Brandon, this is Stop Box. Stop Box. We love box. You selling me? What's in the box? You have to open it and find out. All right, well, let's see if I can do this.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Oh wow, look at that. Oh, it didn't stop you. Can I hide my goop in that? You can hide your goop in that, Cody. Cody, do you know why I love this thing? Why? Why? Why? God, why? Because you don't have to use keys Gun not included. Cody, you've got multiple cats in your house including Squirt who's quite the scrapper Mm-hmm. Would you want Squirt to have access to your firearms? No, he's
Starting point is 00:54:05 violent. Well then stop box is the perfect product for you. No cats getting inside that. Or people without thumbs. The nice part is it is actually TSA compliant. I didn't actually know that part until a couple months ago. That is actually really cool. You just put a little lock through there. Exactly. When you're checking a pistol or any gun, if there's a hole that a lot can go through on whatever you're checking your gun in, you have to put a lock through that. This has one hole, so you just need one lock, easily accessible once you land on the ground. I know you're not normally a one-hole kind of guy, but this is definitely an exception to the rule. Never worry about tariffs, because everything is sourced right
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Starting point is 00:55:09 we're going Brandon we're all doing fitness really good you're on your weight loss journey you're down a hundred and yeah I'm down a hundred seven pounds that's crazy man yeah yeah okay good for you dude yeah I'm still trying to cut even more because it's gonna be fast like I roll on be really really really fucking fast and then only whatever the new creator clash is like Preferably run by like I don't know some other maybe Kyson. Addle do it or fucking y'all know this pepper box Can we do a little think we could we'll do it you should I think we should live event we could I would take a fight for that Yeah, wait y'all should a hundred percent what the fuck that would be sick
Starting point is 00:55:41 Take a fight for that. Yeah, you all should a hundred percent. What the hell be sick? That would be a massive push because we can do live now on Pepperbox. We can control everything. We just do it one off. You can either subscription or we have teams. You just volunteer and then we have a veteran captain and an autism captain and we just get to pick our team line up and whichever whichever guy wins that's more money to autism more more money to
Starting point is 00:56:06 veterans We're fighting autistic people no Well anybody that's fighting us will It reminds me this the South Park like the Russell Crowe we're like I could we were trying to fight cancer, but instead I'm just going to fight this guy with cancer. I thought you were telling them, I'm going to beat dark fad! No. Same. Dude, actually we should do that, because we could generate, we all have a whole bunch of people that probably volunteer for that. But we got to do it right though.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Oh, 100%. Because the problem with crater clashes is like a lot Apparently it was failing even before the content apparently and I believe it because it's like who the fuck cared about any of those fights Like we want to see actually straight like sure that actually and hate each other. I knew like Harley and Freddie Wong yeah, like the only two yeah, knew like Harley and Freddie Wong Yeah, but like when and corridor Fight you didn't care who he was fighting. No. Yeah, you know, I mean like we need like blood matches You know like me me fighting Hassan with Asmongold reacting to the
Starting point is 00:57:22 Way on I was obviously my hand in the ring. Or like, you know, I mean, you guys sure love to beat, there's gotta be people who you hate on this platform that you could beat the fuck out of. Or at least try to. Honestly, I don't really have a lot of people that I would say that I hate. Even the guy I fought, James Sellers, like.
Starting point is 00:57:38 He did good. We were great. Like we had no personal beef, and like they were trying to manufacture some, and me and him were just normal well-adjusted dude Just like your point. Yeah That you want that fuck you want like Cody's getting in the ring with and then that's not gonna Believe that I know but it's like
Starting point is 00:57:55 That's a fight where you'd be like, oh fuck. I watched everyone's he's not taking that fun You're not allowed to put snuff films on the internet Or like XQC versus like, oh god, Spanish XQC. What the fuck is his name? I always forget there's a guy who's literally copied XQC's whole flow, but he's Spanish. I got no idea what the fuck his name is. How about anybody who talks about us versus us? Yeah, just fight them. Yeah, absolutely. That's the thing is they won't fight. That's the hard part with grudge matches because nobody wants, very few people have the balls that say they hate somebody and then have the balls to go fight them in front of people Yeah, then it's a thousand times worse if you absolutely you know what I mean
Starting point is 00:58:33 So it's so hard to get those grudge matches sure sure you'd have to offer so much money. It'd be insane Sure, sure, and we don't look like the most I mean if I was just a random internet do it like I'm gonna like the most, I mean, if I was just a random internet dude, I'd be like, I'm gonna fuh. I, I don't know. Um. You suck. You're like, we show our catalog of like Pepperbox creators and you're just like on Tinder, like left, left, left,
Starting point is 00:58:56 left, left. But like, okay, if you guys were to say like, your top three, off the top of your head fights that you would love to see, like who, what creator would you love to fight other creators? I don't know if you guys know a lot of creators, I know you guys are very say like your top three off the top of your head fights that you would love to see Like who what creator would you love to fight other careers? I don't know if you guys know a lot of careers I know you guys are very much in your own bubble like for me I like I would love to see same high versus is on emaru versus Lily Pichu
Starting point is 00:59:14 And for one more fight Oh Mizkif versus Ludwig. I would love to see those fucking I want to see Kentucky Scott fight literally anybody except for me. I would love that. It's got has told me some stories of some fights he got into when he was a state trooper. Scott is the nicest guy on the planet. But you stand next to you're like, I could hit this dude in the face with a baseball bat and he'd spit toothpicks at me and look like, look at me like I was dumb. Yeah. And this man, like 405 easy like after After having his chest cracked because he got his blown up by a gun Jesus
Starting point is 00:59:54 Year later he was benching four plates. Yeah, it was like two months after that He was back up to like 315. He was back up to three plates. Yeah, this is after again He blew himself up with the, well, the gun blew up and then he had to put his thumb down to stop the bleeding in his jugular vein. Yeah. Well, his dad drove him to the hospital and that's the surgery. Like it's all on camera, but the surgery was they from here to here, cut him open, had to remove shrapnel. Oh, like preparing, like it was in his lung. I think. Yeah. Yeah. And all he was like, Oh, I repair it like it was in his lung. I think Jesus. Yeah
Starting point is 01:00:30 Yeah, and all he's like, yeah, I was just thinking about my family and it's like can't broken orbital socket everything Yeah, can't pass out can't pass out. He's the nicest dude on the planet He's like hey when you come out to do a there's a curse when you come out to do a uh, Collaboration video with me someday. Will you go to church with me? There's a really nice kid there. That's a fan I was like, yes, Scott, I would go to church with you. I love that. I can't speak for anybody else, but that's one of the reasons I was so upset when he had his accident. I'm like, man, this is literally the best of us.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Right. Like, I know people say it couldn't happen to a better guy. It literally couldn't have happened to a better guy. He's a I will not cuss when I'm talking on the phone just because I try to be respectful. Because he doesn't. He's very family friendly. No when I'm talking on the phone just because I tried to be respect because he does it He's very family-friendly No idea how he's done this podcast or associate with this why he hangs out with us. I have no idea But but he does a good man, but yeah, I would love to watch him just fight anybody anyone
Starting point is 01:01:19 Literally, I just punched their head explodes Sorry murdered him. The crowd takes AOE damage from the force of the head. It's a Gallagher show. They're just sending waves of humans at him. What is it? One Scott versus a hundred men. He is the gorilla.
Starting point is 01:01:48 Oh, that's a really fun idea. Like you versus a hundred of your channels. How many can you take down before they get you? Oh, dude, that would be so tired. We get like Joey's swole with like 12 gym bullies. He gets to fight him one at a time. Oh, shit. That'd be sick. Who do I want to see if I'm trying to think of YouTubers? PewDiePie versus MrBeast. That'd be sick. I'm trying to think of
Starting point is 01:02:05 YouTubers. I keep Ivers and Mr. Beast. That'd be a great fight. That would be epic. Yeah, actually. Mm hmm. They've gotten better. Yes, they have. If both did a year of like solid fight camp with some of the top level, that would be a good ass fight and that would bring in probably bigger views and buys than Canelo like business wise, that would bring in probably bigger views and buys than Canelo Business-wise that would be a massive fight. They probably could frankly or Kai versus speed would be crazy Oh, dude speed would fucking kill him in seconds speeds of freak like that. Dude is he's a legit athlete
Starting point is 01:02:39 Yeah, he's a generational talent. I genuinely think that he's gonna like me doing like breaking records very soon Who would God who's sorry just going off people that are fast? Tyree kill in the NFL. He's a he's a fastest dude in the NFL They're like his hundred meter time from college because he ran track in college to his hundred meter time from college Would have gotten him like seventh in the Olympics. Jesus Christ like 100 meter time from college would have gotten him like seventh in the Olympics. Jesus Christ. Like, Godly fast. And he is how much?
Starting point is 01:03:09 Weight wise? I don't know. He's a fucking wide receiver in the NFL. So it's just like freak athlete. Yeah, bro. Yeah, that's terrifying. Those are the guys. And you get to watch like a normal I can out watch my 40 yard dash and like, OK, go Kevin, who's home depot Kevin? You have a 20s. That was a super jacked black fitness influencer that did the whole Saratoga water
Starting point is 01:03:33 I show I show speed raced him and he was like off Yes pissed off because speed kept beating a beat him like five times. Yeah, it's like no. We're not doing it again That was a fifth time. I beat you like Like, meanwhile, our audience is checking out. They're like, you're talking about people that go outside. And the fighting's, yeah, I mean, probably just like Mr. Beesford, that would be the big one I'd watch or speed versus Kai. I can talk. Well, I won't I won't mention who it is, but I tried to fight somebody that I had like a little bit of like an actual gripe with.
Starting point is 01:04:06 And to well, I fuck. Is he alive still? What's that? Oh, no, no, no. So that that guy I never really had like a personal beef with. It was just my original. That was my original. I might have accidentally apparently failed medicals. It was action, man. I never really had a personal gripe with him he just didn't take training very seriously and failed medicals cuz and then later ended up popping like a weapons charge or some shit which is
Starting point is 01:04:32 Yeah, I don't know if he's pretty funny. I haven't heard that name in Since my fight really yeah, there's another streamer, but it was very clear I was like showing Eli videos who's the guy was supposed to fight showing him videos of like this was him last night And he's like faded on like pot and vodka and everything like that and like I I don't think he's training Well, Brandon was training very hard for his fight. I was like well, you're gonna murder this dude, then that's a positive Those are the coolest fights though, but I'm but the the guy I tried to fight originally I I did have a little bit of a personal fucking gripe with and keen tried to put it together And the guy was like mmm. It's not enough money, and I volunteered it. I said I will give you every dime. I'm going to make I
Starting point is 01:05:16 will donate Every dollar I'm gonna make from this fight to you to take this fight And I thought that was gonna convince him to take it because it was going to get him to the money amount he wanted. I think it scared the fuck out of him because he realized that I just wanted to beat his ass for free and not go to jail. And then he bowed out. He literally quoted Tommy Hurt, I think.
Starting point is 01:05:39 That's so gay, bro. I would have preferred that that fight had happened. That's when I wish you would say that I Did have a fantasy about that I used to play this game called Genshin and back a couple years ago And I wanted to fight three of the creators from this game at the same time Because everybody everybody who plays this shit is like a five foot four like Asian twink and just feeling my hand crack their bones and a one hit.
Starting point is 01:06:06 Holy fuck. I let you steal chairs. I can take five of these dorks, bro. Oh, I fantasize about that shit. Were they shit talking to you? Oh, nonstop. So what they do is it's like cry bullying, right? Like they bitch about what I do, even though so. OK, so essentially they're all corporate dick suckers. and I was telling people hey these games are it's they're selling gambling to children
Starting point is 01:06:31 We should inform our audiences of the predatory practice of this corporation It's like oh, you're just being me because you hate the game just quit I'm like how about I just kill you cuz they make my life miserable, bro It was so bad, bro It was really nice was every but side note people sorry for my chatters One million times all these people who came at me at the same fucking time I had nine creators coming at me at the same time, right? And with that many creators going against one guy you'd assume the one guy's in the wrong
Starting point is 01:06:57 Person after person I took them down and out of them as Frauds as the mask fell off and the mask fell off, all these f***ing, because the conversation we had earlier on, say hi to Eli, which you guys should check out. You killed that one. You guys should check out. He plug. Yeah. Like, the people who pretend that they are these good people on the internet
Starting point is 01:07:16 are usually the biggest pieces of s***. It is very rare, but there's no way to be that nice, that positive all the time. So yeah, that was... The people who signal virtue? Yes, those all the time. So yeah, that was- The people who signal virtue? Yes, those are the- I think it's the- Virtue signaling.
Starting point is 01:07:29 Yeah. Thank you for f***ing that up as well, because I'm not a f***ing asshole. That's all, yeah. I was like, wait, what? You lie with the assist. Yeah, heck yeah. No, it's your teammate, damn it.
Starting point is 01:07:40 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just f*** fucking blocked you. Wrong team, dickhead. No, we're going over just a lot of, there's fake people, it's like what you see online,
Starting point is 01:07:53 chances are they suck. If you can find a good crew of people, they might not be perfect, they're but they will be very honest and you will see how they are. They're not putting on a mask. If you're like, that's who you want to surround yourself with yeah absolutely tables I fences crazy concept this is the group right here again we have very it's just
Starting point is 01:08:13 how we talk and then we make dark jokes we have fun Twitter's PvP I love PvP bro it's so funny just fine and I love it I love thatPP bro, it's so funny. But we all get along just fine and I love it. I love that shit. Oh, hello. What is that? You mean my ass? That's nice too, but I was talking about the jeans. Oh, you mean my true classic jeans. They look form fitting.
Starting point is 01:08:38 Well, Eli, they're the most comfortable, best fitting jeans I've ever worn in my life. By the way, your arms are looking jacked right now. They're made to look good on the most important areas for a man like their arms and chest. Can it help me in all departments? No! It seems they have something for everyone, Cody. Yeah, not only do they have casual wear, they have active wear and cold weather wear.
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Starting point is 01:09:51 or getting ready for the spring, level up your style with clothes that actually fit right. Just head on over to trueclassic.com slash unsub to save and look cool as fuck. For a surprise discount, use code unsub over to classic comm We didn't we completely got sidetracked on your history segment. Oh shit No, that was pretty much it. I think I mean, it's just it's crazy ass book guys saved a bunch of people
Starting point is 01:10:16 What was one of the crazier stories from that the motorcycle? Yeah? No, he He kind of captured 800 people all at once. That's kind of... So like they, at the end of Saipan, the general essentially like knew it was over and he ordered all of his remaining forces, we're just going to launch a gigantic bonsai attack, run into Marine Corps machine gun fire and ordered all of his men to take seven Americans with them and a bunch of Americans died. But it was like 20 to one kill ratio. They just slaughtered these guys running.
Starting point is 01:10:53 I mean, you're just bayonet charging a machine gun line of Marines. It's not going to go well. And a bunch of people that survived fled back to these cave complexes and guy had went out the night before not knowing they were launching this giant attack. So he's like up on a hill and oversees this battle. And then he has to like stay out for three days straight. And then he on his way back ends up running into two Japanese guys and they're like wounded
Starting point is 01:11:19 and he you know talks to him and convinces him, hey, go back and tell whoever wherever you're going, go tell them they can surrender to me. And the officer comes out with like an escort of 12 dudes. He's by himself. He's shit in his pants. He's like, he doesn't have the drop on him. He's like, they're going to kill my ass. And he gives him the line of like, you know, you guys fought incredible last night.
Starting point is 01:11:40 He like lists the general. It was General Howling Mad Smith. He's like like my showgun general smith is so impressed with how bravely you guys fought with honor and blah blah blah surrender to me and um the guy's like you know do you have hospitals he's like yes we have medical aid food everything like we're not going to hurt you we're not cannibals and he ends up convincing this officer to surrender and the guy does and the dude like, I'll be back in a minute and starts shows up. And he's like, it's just lines of people.
Starting point is 01:12:08 He goes, I can't see the end of the line. They just keep fucking coming. He's freaking out, not knowing what he wants to do. The officers are getting mad at him like, where's our medical attention? Where's our medical attention? He doesn't have a radio. And like his fate would have it. The Marines are advancing and the Japanese start, oh, Marine Marine.
Starting point is 01:12:25 And he like turns around and like, yes, has them all take their white undershirts off and start waving them. And then he gets out where they can see him and he waves and Marines come tearing up with a Jeep and he like tells them what's going on. And like they get a bunch of Marines in there to start processing and ends up being like 800 Japanese people that he got to surrender. Also, Jesus, I momentarily forgot I wasn't watching a fat election video. The level of stress just with 800 people that you are by yourself. Terrified. Fuck that, bro. Terrified. You're like, fuck. Okay, hold it together. These were the same dudes that were just bayonet charging your position, willing
Starting point is 01:13:05 to die to kill you. Right. Yes. And to have them surrender. That means, oh, he got lucky. Talk to that officer and the officer is this is this pre-kawaii Japan or post put kawaii Japan? Wait, what?
Starting point is 01:13:15 Like for the people who were fighting, they were Japanese soldiers, right? Yeah. This is pre nuke or post nuke pre pre. Oh, cause these were, they were fucked up. Yeah. Oh shit. That's scary. So like this is, this is Saipan Saipan is the island where it's like the first one of the first like real islands where the Marines were encountering legitimate
Starting point is 01:13:35 Japanese civilians and Marines in the United States were like starting to understand like how indoctrinated the Japanese civilians were to their propaganda. Cause like the Japanese were telling the Japanese people like America is the aggressor. They had no idea that they attacked Pearl Harbor first. They thought that America was literally cannibal barbarians coming to eat them. So that's why you had like civilians that were throwing themselves off cliffs rather than being captured by Americans.
Starting point is 01:14:02 Yeah. And he talks about that in his book, like having to watch the like Parents throw their kids off a cliff and he's like I'm like one of the only people that speaks Japanese So I'm hearing like what these kids are saying to their parents while this is happening is horrible What is like I didn't know that element of the story that this is the first time they're seeing Japanese Civilians like did they just evacuate all of these like islands or society all the islands leading up to that were like areas that had been conquered during
Starting point is 01:14:32 the campaign the decade prior. So they were like occupied territories, strategic, they were like strategic islands with airstrips and stuff. Saipan was it's not part of Japan at this point, it was an island that was colonized by Japan prior to World War and everything. So there was like a local indigenous people, but Japan had come in and colonized it and was using Saipan for sugar cane. And it was like essentially part of Japan. So there was a ton of civilians that were living there, working there, farm workers,
Starting point is 01:15:04 all kinds of stuff so it was like the first island that America made it to that wasn't a Strategic military location. It was like people lived there right for years like this was people's homes and So yeah They activated that is a lot of people forget like Japan conquered a lot Yeah, and that area a lot was conquered by Japan I don't know they didn't do crew Korea China
Starting point is 01:15:33 Philippines all the Pacific Islands tried Alaska they tried Alaska they were up in Alaska That's the Aleutian Islands and the Aleutian Islands. They were up in Alaska They had Kastner's cutthroats out there with them the entire time. It was hilarious. I don't think I know. Funniest fucking stories of World War two. I don't think I have. You told that story.
Starting point is 01:15:51 They they brought a guerrilla warfare guy that was fighting them over in China when they started to invade the Aleutian Islands. And they're like, just assemble a team and go with the Japanese. And this guy is like, all right, I don't need normal soldiers. I need I need the right kind of men. So he literally just recruits like one. No, straight up, like he goes like he goes to like and recruits lumberjacks and like outdoorsmen and like crazy hunters.
Starting point is 01:16:18 And he's like, look, you guys don't need to wear military uniforms. Wear whatever the fuck you want. What do you guys want for guns? Gives them everything and basically just cuts them loose and like just go with the Japanese and like these dudes are just out there taking pop shots and disappearing cuz like Japanese people don't know how to survive and fucking Alaska Lumberjacks that have been doing it for a living forever. So like he was a wedding already in a breaker court and a beard legit
Starting point is 01:16:48 jeans disappeared and cut down tree. I think that's probably the only time I'm gonna correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm trying to think through history. It's probably the only time in the last 200 years, where the United States somebody attempted to invade the United States or a territory that we held as far as like a state. I guess it wasn't a state at the time. Yeah, it wasn't a state at the time. It was another 10 years or so. Yeah, like with soldiers. I mean, the Japanese also had the the kite bombs that they were
Starting point is 01:17:17 dropping. One of those that those were the only Americans to die or American civilians to die on US soil. What do you mean like an act of war? Pearl Harbor and stuff like that. But like they didn't attempt to invade that. They were just striking a military target versus like actually putting boots on the ground. Yeah, no, they were trying to invade. They thought they were going to cut all the way through Canada,
Starting point is 01:17:34 which is a wild prospect at that point in time. That and the Canadians were on some shit back in the 40s. Oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, good luck. Canadians still were allowed to own guns at that point. Discover the magic of Bad MGM Casino, where the excitement is always on deck. Pull up a seat and check out a wide variety of table games
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Starting point is 01:18:30 please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor for your charge. Bet MGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. That's a wild trip. We'll land in Alaska and then walk all the way down. That and they were like, those were the dedicated like trench warfare experts back then. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:52 Hand to hand bayonets, shotguns, like the Canadians would fuck you up. Not quite sure what the strategy was there. You know what'd be funner than fighting America on its home turf? If we had to walk through Canada first to do it just just land in San Francisco but it's better than that are you big history guy absolutely that zero percent no I failed every course I was so dumb I don't know what it is I was so good at like okay so okay I'm really good at things where if you know a little you can know a lot by using the basis of information Like for example math. I'm really good at math the more I know two plus two is four and four times four is 16
Starting point is 01:19:35 I'm like, okay now I know everything else in the world, but that took the professors eight years Both history it's so hard because if you weren't ever taught it and there's no way for you to know it, like you could ballpark it. Like okay, well World War I was this time, then World War II was probably around here, and World War III is whenever Trump resummons the rain clouds, right? But the problem is, fuck off bro, Jesus Christ, I'm just so fucking dumb. My memory retention is not that good. I have a horrible clip on the internet where I thought the World War two was in the 1800s
Starting point is 01:20:05 And I've been hearing about that I've been hearing about that for the last two years bro It's so bad It has the pre-kwai kind There Lincoln was D-Day Running up that beach The slaves came out What?
Starting point is 01:20:20 Are you missing everything right now? What happened? So I have been trying to educate myself What? Are you mixing everything right now? What happened? So I have been trying to educate myself. I think I was actually gonna watch your video on Operation Praying Mantis. Yep. Yep, yep. I was gonna watch that and then I watched another video about the Traversees of Japan and I watched a brief video, a 7 minute video of the history, it's called the history of the world I guess. And I'm trying to educate because it is very interesting. But yeah, I have a new series called like history hater reacts to
Starting point is 01:20:46 This because you got plenty of content with this guy. Yeah, absolutely. It's anime in real life It is it is that's why like, you know, it's crazy. That is the I just get I got cancer from that. I'm gonna make a wish kit now. John Cena! What? Yeah, so I got... Oh, fuck it, Superman. Yeah, hearing about that story of you tell about the parents throwing the children off the cliff, like that was like... That was fucked up. I've never heard shit that horrible happen in real life. It's like obviously we've all heard about the Hitlers and the Osama bin Laden's, but there's a lot of hidden war of horrific shit that people have done that sound cool to
Starting point is 01:21:26 Get it formed on but also like a little bit haunting when you can just like to Unit 57 31 31 that one when you start reading on that you're gonna be like What yeah, no, I've linked that video a lot a lot a lot a lot There's also a lot of really fucked up that happened. Like I don't know the Armenian genocide that Hassan continues to deny Wait he denies it oh Yeah, the the murdering of the the Christians in Armenia I didn't know he denies that his will his uncle chank from the young Turks is like a notorious Armenian genocide denier and so that's all
Starting point is 01:22:07 Dogs right? What probably with the news reporter guy? I what I didn't know this lore. Like the sink guy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. He's the guy who likes dogs. I was unaware of. Oh, yeah. So, oh, yeah. So there's like a clip of him saying that if he were like president,
Starting point is 01:22:23 he would like legalize bestiality because that way People could relieve their stress and it would like lead to lesser so you get his animals. Well, that's a take Wait, that's an actual clip clip. It's it that should be on there something something around that I don't know if that's a direct quote, but that is a more or less encompassing of what was said. It was cats Oh, okay I would have just offered free college what was said. It was cats. Oh, okay. I don't know. I have no idea. I would have just offered free college. And then there's also more things of him talking about
Starting point is 01:22:50 how he goes to the beach to watch young girls and fantasize the moment that they become 18. So he likes talking about like, oh, this 14 year old is so breedable. I can't wait for her to become 18. So fucked up. But also, I gotta give him a little shank because he also like on top of all that shit he was one of those like oh I've got a following I'm gonna
Starting point is 01:23:11 run for office ran for office and I know pot kettle but he ran in a super super heavy like blue district in the primary he lost but he lost he got like 7% of the vote it was bad. That's right. And he was on TV at the time. Yeah, that's really rough Yeah, it was really bad. I Didn't know any of that Lord. Well, yeah son loves to talk about people's families. But then once you look into his it's like Oh, yeah, I would not be talking if I were you bro, especially his best friend Where did the 1.5 million Armenian Christians go? Especially his best friend. Where did the 1.5 million Armenian Christians go, Cenk? Oh, I like claims of dying over there.
Starting point is 01:23:51 This is his humor. He's like, hey, there we go. What are you thinking over here, Nick? Nothing. What is that like with it, with that kind of streaming or videos, what do you ever have worry about pushback or like, ah, this could come back and buy me an ass. Cause you do have to deal with the drama.
Starting point is 01:24:11 Oh me? Yeah. Well, there's no reason to, right? Cause like the people who I've liked by are the ones I want to be liked by the one hated by. I want to be hated by like it's a content. It's very important to understand that you're never going to please everybody. Right?
Starting point is 01:24:23 So like there are people who you do generally just do not want a part of your community. I don't want to fuck a Saan viewer watch. I mean why the fuck would I want that? They're terrorist loving retards. Right? Like, what do I want to sit around? It's like, for example, like- Why do you get along with Tuk Tone? It's like Ludwig had a clip recently of him talking about how Creator Clash was fucked up and how it was not Ethan's fault. And the amount of people who were like, oh, so you're against Hasan and his whole chat was crashing out on him and he's surprised that people were crashing out on him.
Starting point is 01:24:54 It's like, well, Ludwig, you've pandered the **** your entire career. The moment that you say anything that you actually think that wasn't pre-approved by your daddy Hasan, your chat's going to turn against you. I don't want a chat like that. I would like you to have a good, reasonable discussion with reasonable people. And yeah, not gonna give a f*** about pushback because nobody with sound of mind is gonna give me that.
Starting point is 01:25:14 Well, I love it. That's why I love y'all's community, which by the way, y'all's community is great. They are very kind. They're unsubscribing. I'll drink to that. Yeah, they're very sweet. He said the C word.
Starting point is 01:25:23 Especially on Twitter, holy f***. I was telling Eli about this I've gotten like me like 7,000 more followers on Twitter from like the interaction with you guys and that man these people defend me like crazy He's waiting with pitchforks on fire. Speaking of which, I was on the phone with the lawyer investigating Buffalo Public Schools for two hours the other day. I saw your tweet about that. Oh, wait, two hours? Yeah, I was on the phone with him for two hours.
Starting point is 01:25:51 He wanted a copy of my binder, so I went to Staples and made a copy, got that mailed right before I caught my flight here. So that's on the way. Do you know the Buffalo? Okay. So I love the tweet you put out today because you said that you had that meeting with the
Starting point is 01:26:05 lawyer and he had a copy of the binder and you ended it with have the day you deserve. There's no way they're gonna I've like explaining all this shit to him and like with the dude that broke in through the magnet museum. And I have like the letter saying they went into shelter in place, like recap, the school has three lockdown procedures. They have shelter in place, lockout, lockdown. Shelter in place is like there's inclement weather,
Starting point is 01:26:32 don't go outside. Lockout is there's an external threat. We're going to lock the exterior doors. Lockdown is there's an interior threat. You need to bring all the kids in the classroom, lock the door and take roll call to make sure we have all the kids accounted for. This 33 year old man breaks into the school is trying to kidnap kids is fighting the principal. So the response should be a, oh, well, okay, probably shoot the guy. Well, three options. Three options. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:27:00 So lockdown lockout. And then there was shelter in place. Yeah, shelter in place. I would probably say if he's inside the building and we don't want him to get out, so that way we can shoot him. Right now, let's say, let's just protect kids. Yes. What's your... Well, yes, we should still shoot him. Yeah, the third one? Yeah, lockdown.
Starting point is 01:27:22 Yeah, yeah. You pass. Oh, thanks. So they went into shelter in place. Are you smarter than Buffalo School System? Yeah, the third one. Yeah, lockdown. You pass. So they they went into shelter. Are you smarter than Buffalo School System? They went into shelter in place. And the lawyers like, yeah, so like when I go into court,
Starting point is 01:27:33 they're going to argue that, you know, it was a mistake. And, you know, they just didn't make the right call. And I was like, if it was between lock out and lock down, I understand your argument. Maybe they didn't know he was in the school yet. Maybe this, that maybe they misspoke. Maybe somebody misheard. Lock down and lock out or whatever Shelter in place has no role there at no point. Do you hear there's a man inside the school trying to kidnap kids and fighting principals
Starting point is 01:27:56 We better send out the inclement weather alarm. Yeah, and the lawyers like yeah, that's a good point I don't know why they would do that other than trying to fucking hide it. And then I basically broke down like my whole theory on why they do everything. So in the school district, teachers aren't allowed to call 911 or talk to first responders. They have to go to an administrator. Right. Can't do it like I have. I have interviews of teachers telling me like I had a kid pass out, go on responsive. I wasn't allowed to call 911. We called the principal and the principal said, we're not-1. They made the parents come pick the kid up and
Starting point is 01:28:30 So my whole theory is because they had 17,000 731 phone calls between September 2021 and current date 2025 to the one yeah and 54% of them were listed as school other. They have no idea what the calls pertain to. So my theory is that the teachers aren't allowed to talk to 911 because if they tell 911 what's happening, they're going to appropriately categorize the nature of the call. So they only let the
Starting point is 01:28:59 administrators do it so they can be vague and just be like, oh, well, you just need to show up here. We've got an emergency. So they don't know what to write down. So it gets miscategorized. So it doesn't make them look bad. And I like broke this all down for the lawyer. And he's like, oh, fuck, that makes sense. That's why I like for like for them getting extra benefits for their no, it's just they
Starting point is 01:29:16 just don't want to look bad. Like it just looks bad on the school if it's like, oh, their kids are fighting again. This is happening again. So what happened in Buffalo School District is after After the George Floyd incident, they the school board got together and basically said we're not gonna have school police officers anymore Okay, we're gonna have a private security firm So they kicked all the cops out and since then school violence has gone up tremendously. There's been shootings stabbings everything and
Starting point is 01:29:42 So I'm guessing that they just don't want to look bad and look dumb so well it's probably more important to protect the kids than their image you would assume they've only got one image they've got 60,000 kids oh yeah that's true you figure that would be the common denominator no apparently was a lot bigger problem just Buffalo a lot of people are just like now we got to look good forward-facing So better yeah the kids see yeah that And it was crazy the level of I mean it was great to see the change Well change starting to happen because you're fucking binder dude when he showed up with that binder like none of us knew that and then on
Starting point is 01:30:21 that second video next like like none of us knew that. And then on that second video, Nick's like, bro, what? And then you see the tab sticking out. It's the size of a Bible. Cody's in group chat like, Nick, are you just hiring private investigators? How did you find out five years ago,
Starting point is 01:30:37 one of the school board members crashed out drunk on this? You went back how many years? You were like in the 70s? It was in the 70s, yeah. out drunk on this. You went back how many years? You were like in the 70s? It was the 70s, yeah. Jesus.
Starting point is 01:30:46 Honestly though, there is nothing more that I love than seeing these government who are used to just everything that they do is, you know, wrapped in obscurity or deniability actually get consequences and get called out and bullied for the decisions that they're making. And then realize it's not gonna go away. I'm not I'm not I'm not a teacher at the school board meeting that you can tell me my time's up with speaking. Well, these people like that is that is the the degree to which they are used
Starting point is 01:31:14 to having any sort of accountability for the shit that they do. Yep, they're used to basically acting with impunity until they met our crew of retards. Yeah, they're used to talking to 30 people at a time. Until they met our crew of retards. Yeah, they're used to talking to 30 people at a time The here's a couple million and they're pissed and then those million are what then we have select people take Asmin that are reacting to that and watching it getting out even wider and you're like, oh, yeah Mmm, have fun
Starting point is 01:31:44 What happened to any of the, like the one chick that was drinking wine and flipping off the Oh, she's still on the school board That's fucking wild to me Just wait I got it in my phone calender I got the alert, it's three years from now but the Erie County District's Attorney's elections
Starting point is 01:31:59 coming up Most expensive Erie County District Attorney election in history was $200,000 Well, hmm, I'm about to fucking end that guy's career Are you gonna run or what? Huh? No, I'm just gonna be his worst nightmare when he tries to run. I love that I like more I might have some connections now that can help you with that good. I can't. He thinks I'm gonna forget over the course of that. I'm not gonna forget. Ask Tony, I know how to make a million spend like 10. You guys are getting the government's It's like all the different story arcs. I'm like, what the fuck is going on with this crew?
Starting point is 01:32:42 I just know how to be the I just know how to be the sleep paralysis demon of bad politicians. God, we should have body cans for politicians. Yeah, I still think it would be very funny if a congressman showed up day one, like take the swearing in ceremony with a NASCAR jacket of all of the the packs or whatever, set the precedent, because there'd be some interesting patches on some interesting jackets. Yeah, I still find it wild. It is a dumbass podcast of YouTubers that now have very
Starting point is 01:33:12 like friends in very high places all of a sudden and that's where I do not get it. It's like Congress, you decided to do that and then you got 400 votes off? 407, yeah. That number doesn't keep me up at night. Five, four hundred and seven. Yeah. That number doesn't keep me up at night.
Starting point is 01:33:28 And then it's also like a couple of weeks ago, we're at general George's house, kicking it with the top brass of the entire military and senators and senators and governor. Like you're like the weirdest experience possible is that especially all of us got out as E4s. I think Brandon was an E7, but fuck off. Like the red. We, you never see a general in like you, you kind of know the military because you're
Starting point is 01:33:54 bad, but then you're like generals. And then there you're just texting buddies. And I was like, Oh, what are we doing? We're fucking retarded. He's wearing, well, not now, but a tuxedo tie to the Pentagon. I did wear a tuxedo tank top to the Pentagon. That was dope. That's got a lot of dirty looks.
Starting point is 01:34:15 Didn't care. It was funny because I'd see like I was in the army. So I'm looking at rank as I'm walking through this bitch and I'm wearing my tux. I'm the only guy in a tank top, obviously. I've never heard anybody refer to the Pentagon as this bitch. Whatever. So I walked through the Pentagon, I'm seeing like full bird colonels, lieutenant colonels, one star generals are like double taking and looking. And then they'll like start beeline in towards me.
Starting point is 01:34:39 And then as they get closer, they like see who I'm walking with and talking to. And then they like they be like, they veer off and don't say shit. I was like, this is hilarious. These guys don't know. I just had four white cloths. It was very funny, though, the amount of people coming up to us after like, oh, you had three white cloths. Oh, wow. That must be fun to get drunk at work. And we're like, all right, settle down.
Starting point is 01:35:05 We're all dead sober at this point. It was a. We're going to walk two miles and take a 15 minute elevator ride to the basement. And so I had plenty of time to sober up. You talk about the elevator. Do we ever talked about that? I don't know. I don't know. Not on camera, I don't think it was horrifying.
Starting point is 01:35:23 Yeah, we're we're we're going down to I'm sure we can Yeah, probably talk about this. We're we're in we're in an elevator. We go down like two or three floors We we go to another elevator We get transferred out. We walk over a little bit go to a second elevator. And again, it's that bump bump bump It's that bump bump bump That man we're really far after about five ten seconds. We just started looking at each other After an awkward space of time SOS. A lot of phone was in SOS mode.
Starting point is 01:36:09 Yeah, sure. Yeah. Concrete right there. And then we are in God's Faraday cage. And then you walk in, you're like, oh, this is dope. Actually, this looks fantastic. We get to sit there like news anchors like Nick, Dickhead Nick, we didn't know there's a competition. I was going to tell you guys.
Starting point is 01:36:30 It's like three, two, one. First person to finish a white claw ever in the Pentagon. You son of a bitch. If you ask Google AI or Chad GPT about me, it says that. Oh, that's awesome. I don't know if you guys want to go take a piss or anything while we were there at the basement media studio place. But if you go to the restroom, it's just like, I'm not going to give out specifics, but right
Starting point is 01:36:56 down the hall, before you get to the restroom is the sec death briefing room. Like the situation room you see videos of, when he's given like reports to the people that big war room that was on the right. Do the fucking just sitting there p.m. like man, Dick Cheney probably pissed in this exact toilet right before you decided to invade Iraq for no reason. I still love that bit of that video of George Bush like one man made the illegal and immoral decision to invade
Starting point is 01:37:31 Iraq, Ukraine He's like I'm 77 I will say with the whole Iran thing you notice how the media Avoided the term weapons of mass destruction like the plague Hmm. Nobody would repeat that. It's just nuclear weapons now That propaganda term got used up. Yeah spent like oh we didn't find No, don't call them that it's bad messaging use the other word Eli how many people got held accountable for that? Define accountable. Well, you like it's free parking now with the BJ's that's good
Starting point is 01:38:17 Which is pretty dope Front-seat parking your BJ's. Have you seen that one? Yes. Yeah, I love that one You get Purple Heart. There's a parking and I use it. And I think Crispy, I stole it from him once. I did move out, let him park there. He got blown up or caught on fire, blown up. He was like missing a leg burn on 80% of his body. So this is pretty extreme. But we were like rushing to BJ's and I pull in real fast.
Starting point is 01:38:42 You got the same award, bitch. I'm like, I'll just move. He pulls in. I'm like, yes, I love veterans. They're the best. They'll f*** with each other. What, well first, Cody, what have you been working on, my guy? You're on your fitness, oh f***, we got D-Rell from the Fitness Journey. I wanted to actually say, like, hey, we're doing this thing.
Starting point is 01:39:03 I was wondering, we've talked about it offline, but doing like a fitness thing together as part of the community. Define a fitness thing. Like I think weight loss, like overall, let's like for two months, how many months should we do? Where it's like, hey, let's have a competition with them, with ourselves.
Starting point is 01:39:18 We'll put money in, our own money. Absolutely fucking do that. Have you all ever done anything like that before with your computer or no? I have with my fan base of like a long time ago. Yeah, just a little bit I've done two so far it is like it is the most like heartwarming content you'll ever do It's it's so good. The camaraderie is insane I still hear stories of you'll losing like 300 pounds because of me losing like 45 pounds like two and a half years ago It's like dude. It's inspirational. I'll be real like you guys you don't really have much to lose your already in insane shape
Starting point is 01:39:47 So I don't know how much better y'all can look but we're gonna do steroids and gain weight do it. There you go Yeah, the gang does We're gonna have the the safe sharps disposal You know Caleb hammer the financial audit guy He's got he like blew up it in the last year. Yeah, he's like aggressive millennial Dave Ramsey I guess he had like he has like he takes he does the the YouTube members Exclusive shit he does like exclusive content for his members and he has like a little sub show called fat and fatter and in his sub show he ate like seven cheeseburgers
Starting point is 01:40:32 and had a legitimate heart attack oh my god they had like in the show early as a cheese wait on the show yeah yeah no I think it was just a scare but they had like I'm guessing they called 9-1-1 they'd like in the show early I will not die in the home to in sweetsites in Norfolk, Virginia. What are your fitness goals for this? We I think we would do for let's go over. I mean, let's start with what would you want to see the community do? Like weight loss and most maybe biggest change and maybe who helped or motivated.
Starting point is 01:41:02 This sounds like a fucking ad read, but it's like, you know, everyone could lose a little weight I mean, it's really true. It's like everybody could get in a little bit better shape unless you're just Meet at 215 All those weight you you three can gain weight you can bulk up Eli is gonna come out looking like one giant chest muscle It'll be great It'll be great. Yeah, that's all you guys do fit. I'm very mad 215 I look ridiculous be hilarious. What do you sit there right now?
Starting point is 01:41:37 175 I'm just a ball of muscle Roll in roll out. He like can't he can't turn his head anymore. His ears hit his traps. Where's the van at? I'm horny. He likes horny. He likes horny. Yeah, he likes horny. She's just broke.
Starting point is 01:41:57 She just has a permanent cast. She's screaming like the goat. I like the idea of gating a little bit of size, but I think if we did a Two fifteen. We can all meet there. It's actually two fifteen. It's genuinely a little hard to tell because of the tattoos, but I have been working out with Eli for a couple weeks and my God, you are actually a lot leaner and bigger than
Starting point is 01:42:20 I thought before. I have a lot of streaks too. I think that's the you've said it before. It's like he's retarded Lee strong. Like, okay, I said it before I was like, when I stand next to you in pictures, I feel like I look a lot bigger than you. But then you post videos of you wrapping out 315 is like, oh, he's just strong as shit for his size.
Starting point is 01:42:42 How many times? That was that was one. But it was like one or two. It didn't look heavy. No, I was like You know, I'm how many times that was that? Well, that was one but it was like one or two. It didn't look heavy. No Heavy, there was no like oh, that's it I know I'm doing good in the gym when me and Eli are doing the same weight. Yeah Yeah, any other a Brandon's like killing it. Well yesterday we did a Quick burnout exercise and it's always good when a member walks up. He's like killing it. Well, yesterday we did a quick burnout exercise
Starting point is 01:43:06 and it's always good when a member walks up, he's like, that would have sucked. Brandon's dying. I genuinely had to sit down because everything was starting to like, I almost passed out. Yeah, good. Although I want to work out with you guys,
Starting point is 01:43:18 but that sounds fucking awesome. Drink Gatorade, drink the Gatorade, Brandon. He's like, okay, I'm gonna. He just like, it rebooted, He's like, I'm gonna. Doon doon doon doon. I'm back. Yeah. So you're doing 60 days of a community workout thing.
Starting point is 01:43:33 Yeah, 60, 90. What do we think, 60? There's gotta be. I think everybody can commit to 60. There's gotta be some kind of criteria where we have to measure our progress and the one that does the worst has to do something terrible. Yeah, or at the end yeah, like at the end of the, at the final of the 60 days,
Starting point is 01:43:47 y'all should do like an obstacle course that tests like all of your abilities. I suppose it'd be great. You could like stream it too. We talked about doing that at one point. Yeah, why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you? We should have angry cops come on the first day and administer the Army PT test and the last day. Yeah. And see who has the most improved or just the best overall score. I'm already like a month and a half deep as feels like this is horseshit
Starting point is 01:44:08 You know, it'd be fun. The gang does the Buds obstacle course on Coronado Island. Oh That doesn't sound like we could all Probably we could probably get that make that happen. Do you have to 15 Eli sinking like a fucking rock? 15 Eli's not buoyant. For sure. Not at all. I don't know if he's buoyant right now. We also have that Mexican bone density.
Starting point is 01:44:33 Oh man. How many people are gonna get involved for that? I think we do. The entire audience. I think we do like creators, are you down? I would love to do that. I think we do like, we'll do like what, strength. We can do like three different with us. And then with them have like the top three or five weight
Starting point is 01:44:48 loss and the top three to five maybe strength gains. And there we go. We all pick our event that we want to measure it by at the end. And then we all rank. To make sure nobody cheats, you would have to have a countermeasure. A prize given for the whoever scores the best on the first
Starting point is 01:45:05 One because otherwise people can throw the first time they test their strength Bagging I was thanks for outing me There has to be something on the line whoever's like, you know not doing so great So you got the job you way to balance that yeah, I say in bag every PT test after I found out maxed it Unit they're like, holy shit, dude. That's great. It was like do I get anything like no, it's like never doing that again I'll be like how many push-ups for 60% and they're like 48 push-ups cool 48 and like 30 seconds I get up and I gotta shit What
Starting point is 01:45:43 Are you not going the Rick Sanchez either way no matter how we decide to do this because with this is on the fly we just started talking about this now it starts now so if you need to lose a little bit of weight we're doing it now start start tracking on my fitness pal whatever if you want to gain muscle start lifting like let's let's get involved jacked electrician well y'all you're you're seriously you're starting this right out. Yep. Yeah, okay Well, hold on we're gonna start it in 30 seconds Brandon finish your drink quick No, but straight up I've been working with working out with Eli for the last like month and a half
Starting point is 01:46:21 I am because if you look back at like Pentagon episodes and whatnot, I was going through some shit. I, I Brandon ate Brandon. You were going through some door dash. Yeah. It wasn't good. It wasn't good. I was starting to be like really upset.
Starting point is 01:46:40 And so I'm down now 14 pounds. I'm down to like cash prizes. We could pull like how much should we would I would like to give it enough for us, but to them we can all toss in a grand to grand like figure something like that. That way we have like bunker credit. We can get like a cash. Yeah, sure. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:00 Because if I'm just thinking about easy stuff, I would be like, yeah, I got a large t shirt. Actually, that's that's a pretty good one for the top couple of people, since you're going to have to buy a shirt that is a smaller size. Yeah, we'll get to toss that into. Fuck, yeah. Well, this is a buck or credit and some cash because cash, dude, that motivates. You can buy more door dash. Yeah. Yeah, I'm 100 percent down for this. Everyone. Yeah. Yeah, you enjoy and absolutely
Starting point is 01:47:32 Dude, what's the metrics? What are you doing? Like top five? I say we all I say we all pick an event Oh for us or for the audience for both. We'll have fun with it. What for us? What would you do for us? It's I don't think yeah, cuz like the sandbagging thing It's just got to be we all pick the event that we want to measure fitness by and then we all have to So like obviously Eli's gonna pick something that Eli's gonna win I'm gonna pick something that I'm gonna win, but so then it all Wow he is good at this hand career dick's gonna retire I don't know he lies grip strength has gone up a lot What else okay, so what I'm used to getting calluses on my hands, not my hands giving calluses.
Starting point is 01:48:28 That's how we make sure everybody does the best. So it's like, yeah, you're obviously going to get first in your event, but then it's like who gets second, third and fourth? And then we have a cumulative total. So like if you get second, if you get first in your event, but you get second, third and all the others, you're probably going to win for having the best overall fitness. You see what I'm saying? I like that. Because then that would suck if you think you're going to win it. You're on your own. You lose. And I pick this. I think I know mine.
Starting point is 01:48:54 I think shoulder presses. That's I've always just I've liked those, and I think we haven't worked those a whole lot when we've been working out. So I think I've got the most to gain there. So that's a strict. What's that? Strict shoulder or movement? I get a little hop in just strict shoulder. I don't know how much I can do on that right now.
Starting point is 01:49:14 Yeah, that's so I guess I know what I'm picking. What are you picking? Fucking you boys better buy some geese. No, that does. That's not that's true. I mean, it is exercise. You have to roll with Nick for fucking five minutes You're gonna be winded. He's skill-based. I don't like that. What is geez? Fucking gets rolled into a pretzel. So we are doing
Starting point is 01:49:40 Lasts the longest so we are I like that Cody. So we are doing it. We are doing it. I like that. Cody, what would your event be? I think we should all go out to the O course. We're just doing a whole O course. We can do that. We can do that.
Starting point is 01:49:55 At the end of it, we all just do a Gang Daz episode where we go to the O course and have an instructor take us around, show us each obstacle, and then we all just kind of do it. That'd be fun. Oh no, we have to go to beautiful San Diego Beach. Oh, we got to stay at the Hotel del Coronado damn Heck what are you gonna pick? Oh, man, there's it depends if it's gonna go on something I'm very good at something I can improve upon because I'm terrible at planks Maybe you want to plank like a minute and a half right now
Starting point is 01:50:20 So I could probably work on that for like five six minutes, but if it's something I want to be good at Planking sucks. Dad is actually okay. That's a really good starting one. I think that should just be a metric to start with Yeah, maybe maybe just planks because that's fucking torture I'm gonna write these down because these are great right now. I love this. We're shot put CO4 you can throw a ball, dude like Machine rock Shock foot. See how far you can throw a ball. Dude, I like that. That's like a punching machine. Yeah, don't rock. We'll get the punching machine.
Starting point is 01:50:50 Yes. Oh my God. Oh, do you know what I was here? Don't look. We're ordering that next. I'm looking right now. We do that. We should bring in Brock Lesnar's daughter and her. She teaches us how to do shot put.
Starting point is 01:51:02 Do you know her? No, but I've seen that video of her. Yes. No, she's fucking strong as fuck. She crushed it, that was her first, she didn't have to do it twice or anything, she broke a record, right? She killed it, yeah. Dude, nobody is questioning whether
Starting point is 01:51:14 that's his actual kid or not, because that is- No. They look the same, bro, it's crazy. Walking trap. Yeah. She even spatially, oh. Yeah, her. I'm not convinced that's not Brock Lesnar in drag.
Starting point is 01:51:27 You can buy these for like three grand. Dude, a hundred percent. Order it up. Yeah, we'll get that, literally we're going to buy that. And then, Oh Course? Dude, Cleen, what are you picking? It up by yeah, we'll get that literally we're gonna buy that okay, and then of course yeah Dude clean. What are you picking? Probably boxing boxing. Do we have to spar? What are we gonna do? I like this
Starting point is 01:51:56 Probably sparring. Yeah Probably like some kind of shark tank or something like that Sparring I don't know how we measure that but we're gonna figure it out. We take before and afters. Before and based on rounds and performance, that's it. Just like technicalities in sports, that's it. We take before and afters of our face. It could literally just be like one to three rounds and you actually have three judges and so on. Yeah, so we could do two minute rounds, it doesn't have to be threes. It's not like you're doing like fucking twelve professional rounds, like Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 01:52:24 We'll wear headgear Yeah, yeah, just go like you don't need to swing in for the fences three three rounds with headgear. That's not bad I like that. That's fucking fantastic Well, how long are the rounds like what two minutes? Okay? Yeah, no, that's that's doable two minute round Three minute rounds they will gas. Yeah, no boxing is hard. Yeah, Brandon found that out real quick when he started We are these sides mean you had a really good sparring day the other day though, dude I was so proud of you. I was like my boys fucking swinging back. There was no turning There was nothing if there was a tack he would just throw punches out to stop as it
Starting point is 01:53:01 This this is what I want to see that's I I know I've had a good sparring day with Eli when my face hurts. Because Eli will throw exactly as hard back at you as you were throwing at him. Yeah. And sometimes that's real. Just match. Oh, he wants to go a little harder. Okay. Because then usually you can tell they're hitting lighter now. Okay, I'll hit. It's that measure of Okay, because then usually you can tell oh, they're hitting lighter now. Okay It's that measure of like well that suck Okay, you can also keep the pressure on a little bit because one thing I do appreciate is like sometimes
Starting point is 01:53:31 I'll just like take a breath and I'm like, I'm F***ing out right now. I'm stopping the fight and you're just like you'll give me a couple seconds and you're just like All right time to make this hurt to make this hurt like just start growing yeah yeah yeah yeah you're gonna do running yeah obviously we're not winning no you'd ever have records in college yes for running maybe the second brothers to the second American brothers here are all this to break a four minute mile. Yeah. Hell yeah. They were.
Starting point is 01:54:05 I think we can we can get a sub force crazy. Right. Veto. Yeah. Yeah. Choose a real exercise. No, because realistically we're all we're all competing for second and everybody's respective events.
Starting point is 01:54:17 Ideally, dude. Oh my God. Running a mile is gonna suck. Cody, Cody's done the course before so he's cheating, you know? We're all putting our thumbs on the scale in our favor. Dude, I've never run a mile in my entire life. Ever. I've never even tried. Really?
Starting point is 01:54:35 Never even tried. Oh yeah, absolutely not. Bro, I was a fat f*** my whole life. Like a fat f***. I don't need cardio. I mean, you're probably in way better shape to do it now Yeah, how would you think I have? You're like my age. How are you 30 31? Okay? Yeah, damn. I thought you were 40, bro
Starting point is 01:55:04 What all is on the O course? Oh dude, it's like 15 obstacles. Yeah, like what kind of rope? It's fucking everything. Lots of ropes. Wall. Yeah, wall jumping from log to log. Swingy rope. Yeah, there's a swingy rope. Do you think we could write up a Ninja Warrior course?
Starting point is 01:55:20 Oh, that would be kind of cool too. Yeah. That would be a... Well, that's a mobile course too,. Yeah. Yeah, that would be uh, well, that's it's a mobile course, too Right. They go around city to city. We're gonna need longer than two months to prep We're all not going past the fray. It's gonna be like jump jump And all of us are eating shit on any part of the ninja. They don't even have to bring the last three quarters of the course There's a mini there's a mini Ninja Warrior course in Austin, right? Yeah, it's a mini one. Yeah, it's good I've been there before it's it's high it is would that be good to film. Oh, yeah
Starting point is 01:55:50 I filmed there for Camp Canute season 2 and I mean I ate shit non-stop, but it's fun. It is fun I'll send you a like it's not as extravagant as you might think but it gets the job done No, I mean everyone just wants to watch us fail. That's absolutely the day Yeah, and then for them what do we just push it on discord? But it gets the job done. No, I mean, everyone just wants to watch us fail. That's absolutely the day. And then for them, do we just push it on Discord? Like, hey, when this drops, go into Discord or social media. How do we track this? Like, do we give a...
Starting point is 01:56:14 Before and after pictures will be a good start, I guess. Hold up a sign that just says, hey, here's the date. And this is how much I weigh. Take a picture of the scale and then... We'll do it on the subreddit, I guess, for unsub. Yeah, Reddit or Discord. We have both. I mean, either would work.
Starting point is 01:56:29 People are going to try to cheat, so just make sure that you're ready to. 100%. That's why we're going to fucking. When money's on the line, man, motherfuckers be cheating. Like Dr. Lupo on a chair. Exactly. Is he all right, bud?
Starting point is 01:56:44 Yeah. It's also this is our community. So yeah, we regulate our own. Don't be an asshole. I feel like a graphic just popped up when you said community. You like took a pause. We had to drink. Oh, that's our rule with it. Yeah, that started and now everyone. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:57:06 I felt like something was happening. I'm 100% down. If we get Discord, we'll refine it over the next couple of days if we're all hanging out. But once we refine that, also, what should we name the tour? Oh, yeah. We'll just ask the audience. We should name it Tech Tones had Rice Krispies on his shirt
Starting point is 01:57:22 this whole time. Have I had a hook? You bitch! God has been howled. the audience we should name it tech tones had rice crispies on his shirt this top ten anime betrayals next been powering that one up like Goku three minutes trying to like pull the memory out of my brain of what snacks he had before the podcast. So I could say the right words to really convince him. I believed you, man. It's like it was Rice Krispies, I'm 90% sure.
Starting point is 01:57:56 Jesus. You haven't done that in so long. The hunter becomes the hunter. That has been a while, bro. Holy shit. Oh man. Yeah, I think then we'll just... That's perfect. We'll do that.
Starting point is 01:58:14 We'll close out this amazing episode. Because we're right at the line. Dude, tech, where do we find you, beautiful son of a bitch? Everywhere. Just tech. On every platform. I'm live every day, five videos a day. I'll just be slopping that shit out. It's good. Wild.
Starting point is 01:58:32 Yeah. Wild. Cody? Bye, everyone. Thank you for coming to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I was joined today by Eli Double Tap, Fat Electrician, Tech Ton, Brandon Herrera, and myself, Donut Operator. We love you.
Starting point is 01:58:43 I love you. OK, bye. Bye. Kisses. I'm Brandon Herrera, myself Donut Operator. We love you. I love you. Okay, bye. Bye. Kisses. You love my name We'll see you again You love my

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