Video Gamers Podcast - The Dating Game: Video Game Edition – Gaming Podcast

Episode Date: February 9, 2026

Gaming hosts Josh, Ryan and Ace are switching things up with a Dating Game episode done video game style. Each host plays the chooser while the other guys present three gaming characters and battle it out with questions, traits, and chaos. It’s lighthearted gaming fun as they judge stats, vibes, and ridiculous scenarios inspired by video games. This is a silly, competitive, video games-filled episode of the Video Gamers Podcast you won’t want to miss, packed with laughs and pure fun.   Thanks to our MYTHIC Supporters: Redletter, Disratory, Ol’ Jake, Gaius, Jigglepuf, Phelps and NorwegianGreaser, and Dettmarp   Thanks to our Legendary Supporters: HypnoticPyro, PeopleWonder, Bobby S.   Connect with the show: Support us on Patreon: ⁠patreon.com/videogamerspod⁠ Join our Gaming Community: https://discord.gg/h2cHKAvSmu Follow us on Instagram:⁠ https://www.instagram.com/videogamerspod/⁠  Follow us on X:⁠ https://twitter.com/VideoGamersPod⁠  Subscribe to us on YouTube:⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@VideoGamersPod?sub_confirmation=1⁠    Visit us on the web:⁠https://videogamerspod.com/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Because local news is big news. Choose news, not noise. CBC News. Well, hey there, fellow gamers. And welcome to the Video Gamers podcast. Valentine's Day is almost here. And in the spirit of love on today's episode, we're meeting our matches by playing the dating game.

The contestants are iconic game characters and we're The Bachelors who will be seeing which video game character fits our love language the most. But before we get to the game, some introductions are in order. I am your host, Josh, and joining me, his interests include gaming, house chores, working house projects, hunting MMA, ice hockey, fish tanks. And podcasting, it's Ryan. You left out like potentially rock climbing for Karen. Oh. Okay. Is this like Ryan's new hobbies?

Like I could totally climb this mountain. I could totally fight a bear. I sent you in the Discord. I sent you some potential gear we could get and we can go rock climbing, dude. It's only $2,000. Let me ask you a question, Ryan. This is completely off the cuff. What is the largest animal that you think you can take in a fight?

In a fight? Yeah. Gorilla. It ain't a bear You're an idiot That doesn't surprise me at all But you're an idiot I have to

Oh man All right And joining us His dream date is meeting At a little ice cream shop And then maybe dinner at Buckees Followed by a nice romantic walk to crumble cookie

And then maybe a nightcap Spent at Little Caesars All before winding down with a late night snack of bagel bites and chicken tendies. It's ace. Why has my diet come under so much scrutiny in his last few weeks? Because your diet is insane, Ace. It should be studied by science.

Ryan literally sent like a video where he was like Ace, bro. I got to tell you, dude. He's like, I'm, how old are you, Ryan, 37? 37, yeah. Right? Yeah. So Ryan's like, bro, I'm 37 years old and I have never met another human being that eats like you too.

And I was dying. And I was just like, okay, I got a side with Ryan on this one, man. All that because I'm ranch mac and cheese with croutons and barbecue sauce. It's not the one thing, Ace. It's literally everything. It's an accumulation, you know, it's all of it together. Oh, man. We love you, Ace.

I got messages in Discord worried for my health. Yeah, man. That's good. You should be worried for your health, age. Oh my God. Like there's literally like this is what we've been saying. We just care, man. It's because we care.

Oh my goodness. Well, listen, welcome in everybody. This episode, I'm going to, I'm just going to go out and say it right now. I think this episode's going to go off the rails, man. We don't, we don't know what we're doing on this one. But it should lend to some very funny moments. You know, it is, it is Valentine's Day, is. Like, this will probably record like, you know,

release the week just before Valentine's, but, you know, love is in the air, man. And, and, you know, we love stupid gaming ideas. These are the things that gamers do, uh, you know, and we thought, hey, why not? So the way that this is going to work is we each came up with three contestants. We have, you know, a full bio on them. We have, you know, answers to questions, like their hobbies, you know, their flaws, what they're looking for in somebody. And we will ask questions of those contestants and then each of us will have to then pick the contestant that we want to go on a date with. So this is literally the dating game. As we have learned to do, we have excluded all of the iconic video game characters out there because people are tired

of hearing about Nathan Drake and Laura Croft and Kratos and Master Chief and all those. So we tried to dig a little bit deeper on some of these characters. Hopefully you know who they are. If you don't, that's okay because the profiles and the questions and stuff are really where I think a lot of the fun is going to be out on this one. So I got to give credit to Ace. Ace has been our content mastermind lately, man. Ace came up with this fun idea and Ryan and I both went, okay, like we don't like you, Ace, because this means we got a lot of homework to do. But at the same time, this sounds like a really fun episode as well. So what do you guys think? Should we get to it? I guess we should get right to it. All right. Let's do it. So,

So how do we want to do this? Do I want to present my contestants first? And then we'll just let you guys. We'll kind of go through the whole series there. And then we'll go to Aces and then we'll go to Ryan's. Yeah, yeah. Why don't you show us how it's done? You have to like, I know how this is done, Ace.

Like, to be fair, listen, none of us know how this is going to go. Not a soul in this room. But it's going to be fun regardless. If you're not a Patreon support, you should be because just before this episode, this is how we planned it. Just kind of like we're talking now. So just see where we're. We kind of figured out how we think this might go,

literally about two minutes before we clicked record on this. So, oh, man. You know, hey, it's going to be entertaining, if nothing else. Okay, let's do this. Let's see if I can get into the, to the mood here. Contestant number one on the dating game is in her late 20s. But time's a little fuzzy with some of the voices going on. She's about 5'5 foot 6, so she's ready to stand eye to eye to stare down threats.

She hails from the northern wilds, always walking alone through the mist and ruins. She describes herself as a haunted wanderer carrying inner shadows and old wounds, but she pushes forward no matter what, facing demons head on. The world's rotten, but redemptions in the fight, even if it isolates her. Okay. You guys got that contestant down? Contestine number one. No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, no. You guys are going to have to remember this stuff. I know that stuff. Number three, my lord. Pick number three. You can ask questions after the fact, guys. Okay.

Contestants number two. Oh. are in their mid-20s, at least appearance-wise, but hey, some would describe them as having ageless perfection. They're five-foot-nine each with long, graceful lines. They hail from Facility 3826, and they describe themselves as two inseparable twins who love dancing, guns, and futuristic government takeovers. We glide through the world with ballet-like precision.

They blend beauty and violence and flawless hearts. They're extremely loyal and love performing and making people uncomfortable with our erotic-like movements. Everything is a dance, every action calculated, and disruption is met with lethal grace. Ooh. Okay. And contestant number three. Contestant number three is in her early 20s. She's young, but she's primed for war.

She's five foot seven, lean and built for killing. She hails from a strange world that she crash landed on known as the Sword Coast of Fayrun. And she describes herself as a no-nonsense, highly disciplined soldier who views weakness with contempt and loyalty as absolute. She's a proud and fierce warrior, quick to judge outsiders, but is fiercely loyal to her kind. When she isn't trying to remove mindworms, she can be found seducing people by Camp Firelight. She's conquest-driven, strong, and oddly attractive. Don't try to deny it. All right.

Gentlemen, do you have any questions for our contestants? Ace, we'll start with you. I'd like to know, what are some of the hobbies for contestant number one? Contestant number one's hobbies. Contestant number one, would you like to answer? My hobbies are listening to whispers. I like training with blades and exploring broken places for truth. I'm Ryan

Shut up Ryan I'm trying really hard here man No it's so good You just wait no no no no no no you wait till it's your turn Ryan I just know what not to do now is all it yeah Oh man You're doing good you're doing good you're doing good keep going Keep going

Okay Brian do you have a question for one of our contestants For any of our contestants Contestant number two What would you say your strength? strengths are. Oh, our strengths are perfect teamwork, mesmerizing grace, and overwhelming combined power, are hypnotic presence and oddly erotic movements. Why is oddly erotic movements a strength?

Hey, if you don't know, if you don't know, that's on you. That's the reason I asked. He wanted to know for sure. All right. Contestant number three, what would you say are some of your flaws? Well, I don't really have any flaws, but some would say I'm arrogant, I'm quick to anger. I hate compromise, and emotions feel like weakness. I see.

Emotionally distant. And some people would say that I have a kind of strange, exotic look. All right. Exotic being in quotes. Exotic. Because it's not really exotic. Exotic is a dangerous word to use them. Yeah.

All right. Ryan? Contestant number one, what are some of your flaws? Well, I've got a lot, but maybe you can fix me? I'm prone to intense paranoia and self-doubt. I can withdraw completely into my own head sometimes, and I really struggle to let others get close without fear of betrayal or loss. Dang.

That's deep. This voice is killing me. Ryan, hold it together. Wait a minute, time out. Here's the worst part. I don't remember when voices I did for each one of these, so they're going to change completely. I don't.

Oh, my God, I'm done. So listen. Voice actors, we are not. Do not expect any kind of continuity in these voices whatsoever. No consistency at all. I've already forgotten which one was which. I know, like, I'm loving the idea that you could read an audiobook, someday and just completely forget what every character sounds.

Oh, dude. It would be bad. It would be so bad. I mean, as if people can't tell already. So, okay, I think we're back to Ace. Yeah. Contestine number two, what are you looking for in a partner? We're looking for someone bold enough to handle double the attention and danger.

A partner who appreciates symmetry and performance arts. Ideally, someone who can keep up with our rhythm. Bonus if you're into high stakes duets or you don't want. mind being outnumbered in affection and you must be pro clanker that was the last part one to expect that that got me oh this is so hard i can't give it together ask your next question i can't wait until it's not my turn anymore come on ron go okay okay contestant number three uh what do you do for work did we already anybody asked that no nobody's asked for work contestant number three please let me know and your

most authentic, genuine voice. I'm an elite warrior enforcing order and fighting my mortal enemies called the illithid. The elithid. That also sounds pretty exotic. Ace is picking up. Ace is picking. I already know two of your three. I'm struggling.

Oh, okay. Well, maybe you should try to figure out what the other one is. Well, I'm trying. Contestant number one, what are some of your strengths? contestant number one well my strengths are unbreakable will a deep empathy that I've learned from lots of pain I'm fiercely loyal once it's earned and I just I just have raw honesty I'm gonna say what I think no matter what I hate that sounds like my L but we agreed no my L is not on this show she's not of age to be on the day game now we looked that one up we're like uh-uh all right all right Ryan I'm going to give you each let's see A started so we'll do two more for Ryan and one more from A's so We're able to keep track of which ones are

You just got to say which one you want to date Man yeah well I need to ask more questions about like let's Let's go number Number three you're peaking Ace doesn't know who Contestant One is yeah one is I know the first The last two

Okay Right. Contestant, okay, I guess, contestant number one, where is your location? Where are you at? Oh, yeah. Well, we already answered that in the light. Good, good, good try, you know. Yeah, my best. Oh, what am I looking for in a partner? That's a great question, Ryan. I'm looking for a steady presence to ground me in the storms. Someone who fights beside me without flinching can see scars his strength.

and someone to hold my hand through the chaos? I've never been more glad that I picked some male characters, uh, from my, I can't, yeah, I'm realizing the flaws here and then some of my choices. Okay, Ace, your last question here. Do I have to have a last question or could I just pick? Because I already know, if you're ready, you can pick. Oh, yeah. Uh, I'll take contestant number two, please.

That's more than Ryan could possibly handle. Contestant number two are the ballerinas. They are from atomic heart. Oh, yeah, baby. That's a, that's a good choice. Yes, it is. That's a real good choice. That's all right.

Well, Ryan, I want to get you. Test the number two. No, I mean, hey, snooons and you lost, blood. Um, then I'll Do you have any other questions or do you want to make your choice, Ryan? I, I do not, I knew contestant number two.

I do not know contestant number one, but based on that delicious voice that she has, I'll take contestant number one. Contested number one is somebody who needs a lot of attention has some, some struggles in life, but hey, she's quite the strong woman. Contestate number one, step on out. It's Senoa from Senoa Saga and Sacrifice. Congratulations, Ryan, you've got your work cut out for you on fixing this broken woman. I'm in love with an emo girl. I feel like this is the, What's it? Let's make a deal where it's like behind door number two.

And it's like, wah, wah, wah, wah. Oh, that's funny. Ryan just like the maybe you can fix me part. Ryan's like, yeah, I love a good project too. Yeah. He was hoping for a visigal, I guess. Oh, that would have been a good one. That's very true.

Contestant number three, I'm sorry, but you were not picked. Oh, she's raging. She's murdering everybody. Oh, no. Those bat-like features. she's just slaughtering the audience and it was Laisel from Balthors Gate 3, baby

I knew it. Oh my gosh. I knew it. I don't know that I have simultaneously been so entertained by an episode and so embarrassed at the same time. So we're going to take a quick break and then we're going to come back with Ryan and Aces contestants here.

We'll be right back after this short break. All right, well, we've got the studio cleaned up. All the blood is gone. and we've got a new audience in here for the next round of the dating game. Yep, yep. Ace, we're going to go over to you. Why don't you go ahead and present your contestants to Ryan and I? I feel like we should have like some kind of like game show music.

Like, do do this, ready? There we go. Oh, you didn't want me to just keep doing it the whole time. No, not the whole time. No, you're already getting me. Our contestant number one is in his late 20s to early 30s and located just about anywhere, wherever the job leads him. His height is 6-2, and our contestant here handles problems most people pretend don't exist. And does it with a grin.

He treats danger like a dance and never misses a beat. Even when things get ugly, he plays things off his jokes, but there's a deep sense of responsibility underneath all that bravado. His family history is complicated, but. He always steps in when no one else will. Contestant number two, we don't know her age. She's an ageless being, located in a wholly nurtured tree at height of seven feet seven inches. Lives by discipline and mastery and every movement is deliberate. Every decision is earned through pain and perseverance.

She's known loss of body, home, and legacy, and still chooses to stand tall and carries her pride, not as arrogance. but is an identity. She struggles with vulnerability, but devotion runs true, once given. Right? I just got a DM from her. Okay.

Contestant number three's age is classified. He's not allowed to tell us, and he's located globally as well, standing at a height of six foot three, and he moves, he moves through the, world with absolute confidence. He sees people as variables, but not equals, and believes humanity is utterly flawed. And that improvement requires force, vision, and sacrifice. He keeps his

emotions tightly sealed away except for flashes of superiority and obsession, and commands attention without raising his voice. Ooh, okay. All right. All right, boys. Go ahead. Ryan, you want to ask the first question? Oh, I do. So, number two. Oh, boy. What kind of hobbies do you like to do? What keeps you busy? I enjoy perfecting my technique, endurance training, and meditating in my spare time. That's what I enjoy.

Okay, okay. Hey, contestant number two. Oh, boy. I have a terrible feeling it's all going to be contestant number two. You did start off by saying she's seven foot seven. I did say she's seven foot seven. Like, contestant number two, how do you feel about a short, short king? You asking me what I'm looking for?

Contestate number two, what do you do for work? What do I do for work? I'm a warrior, a protector, and a true symbol of my world. I think. Okay, Ryan? Thinking, thinking. Contestant number two, not that I think you have any. But what would be some flaws that you would, you know, say that you have?

My biggest flaws are probably my pride, my emotional distance, and my difficulty of letting things go. Okay. Contestant number two. What are you looking for in somebody? I'm looking for someone strong enough to face hardship without flinching and worthy of my respect. That's it, huh? That's easy. Okay.

I choose contestant number two. Josh has chosen contestant number two. She's the queen of rot and she lives in the halet tree. None other than Melania, the blade of Mickelah. I mean, let's be honest, Melania's kind of got it going on. Oh, yes, she does. You know. Although, you're going to need a lot of those boluses if you want to stay with her.

I'm going to need a lot of those scarlet boluses. Yeah. I'm going to eat a lot of scarlet boluses. Otherwise, you're going to get a lot of scarlet rot. She is seven feet seven inches. I had no idea. She is tall. Okay.

So, all right, Ryan, we get your choice of contestant number one or three. Why do I keep getting poached with my... Because you don't act. You just like stand on the sidelines and watch. Yeah, man. I'm excited, okay? I guess I'll just go contestant number one.

Contestant number one is none other than Dante the Demon Slayer. Oh, I actually thought this was Dante, dude. I actually thought it. I have no idea who contestant three is on this one. I'm gonna watch my clothes. I was like, dude, I think that's Dante. I'm gonna wash my clothes on his abs. There we go.

Well, contestant number three is acting like he's unbothered by the fact he wasn't picked. But deep down, I know he's definitely hurt by this. And it's none other than Albert Wesker from Resident Evil. I was thinking Sam Fisher for a little bit. I don't know why. Because you didn't say anything about stealth. I did not. I said he's an egotistical jerk.

I'll just say jerk. Maniac. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. All right, Ryan. Ryan, you're up.

You're up, Ryan. Don't forget your voices now, Ryan. You can't, you get, you got, you got to do one voice. Yeah. Well, Ace, Ace just reeled us. Ace was like, let me just cast the lure. And he was like, I'm seven foot seven. So for people, for people that, that wanted to know why Ace lost it,

Ryan sent a DM that said, give me dat giant. That's what he said. I did do that. I did do that. Yeah. There you go. And I knew I had to snake it before Ryan could chime in. Did you know who it was?

Did I? No. Did either of you know who it was? I thought initially it was going to be Lady Demetresk. Oh, that's a good. When you said 7 foot 7, I was trying to think. And then I was like, wait, is this Cretos's wife? Because she is, her name is Lau Faye.

And then I was like, I don't think we'd put dead people on the show, though. that'd be a little weird. But then I was like, I don't know any other, like, game characters that are females that are like seven. I mean, that's almost eight feet tall, man. No, he is tall, dude. Like, she is huge. My respect for her has grown. Let's just say that.

Well, you better be now you're dating her. Yeah. I know, right? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Okay. So, so in my description, I got to cover my age and my height and then what else? Location.

And bio. And then you give your, your kind of biogary. A little bio, like, okay, a little summer. Introduce us. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Well, ladies and gentlemen, coming down this stage, we have contestant number

one for your dating game. This man is in his late 40s, emotionally 17, 6 foot tall, but somehow feels taller when yelling. He is from the desert on purpose,

and he is high energy, low filter, allergic to a Authority believes honesty is the best delivered at a maximum volume will absolutely ruin your enemies and possibly your kitchen. Deep down, he's loyal. You just don't lie to him or touch his stuff. Okay. Okay. Contest number one. That is, that is contestant number one. Contestant number two. contestant number two coming down the stage age is unknown time works differently underwater height yes location very very deep below the sea uh contestant number two is strong silent built like a walking tank communicates primarily through presence and heavy footsteps takes protecting

love over ones over loved ones extremely seriously, emotionally soft on the inside, but good luck getting him to admit it. I think I know who contestant number two is. You probably would. I would think so. I think. And then

the contestant number three, mid-20s, slender and stealthy. We are unsure of her height. but you won't know where she comes from until she's already there. She is quiet, observant, and extremely self-reliant,

prefers action over words and space over crowds, bonds slowly but intensely, will watch you without you realizing it. Number three, my lord, pick number three. We need an audience cheering. Number two, number two, number two,

number two, All right, let me, let me start off here. Contestant number two, what would you say you're looking for in a partner? Someone gentle, patient, and okay with most states involving zero talking and maximum safety. I think I know contested number two is contestant number one What do you do for work? Oh my God

Did you say contestant number two again, Ace? No, he said, yeah, let's just keep making Ryan do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go. I'm an independent contractor. I don't do follow-ups. Okay, I think I know who that one is. You weren't allowed to put your

self in the game, Ryan. Yeah. You wish you to date me. Contestant number three. What kind of person are you looking for? Hmm. Is there a bird here? What?

Oh, oh, I know. I choose contestant three. Just got it. Yeah. It's quiet Right? Oh, nice Yes!

All right Snagged it, yes Heck yeah I had no idea I was thinking I'm happy with this game That's who I was thinking Ida Wong No that the right Dude my

Okay here's what's crazy Is that like that triggered something in my brain Boom And then I had to like access the I was furiously like pulling open the file drawers going to like Wait where do I know that from? I was trying to think about I should actually talk

I was like, but I'm like, she can't. She can't talk. So I was like, I'm going to do the thing and see if anybody knows. So, hey, she can ask. That's it. You can ask some more questions if you want. No, I think I'll take contestant number two. Okay, wait.

Are you going to call him daddy? Big daddy. Is it the big daddy, Ryan? Yeah. Watch it not be the. Yeah. It's been. If it wasn't, if it wasn't and I was making a whale sounds for no reason, I'm feeling

I'm feeling like an idiot. My hobbies are standing guard. fixing things that explode and looming respectfully. Luming respectfully. Does he bring his daughter on every date? Right. Oh, that'd be weird. All of them.

All of them. They also don't talk. The struggles of dating is a big daddy. You don't want to know my flaws, Ace. What are your flaws? You always bring your daughter everywhere? I'm a terrible conversationalist. Overprotective and not great at restaurants, I will say.

Yeah, very, very clunky. The heavy boots in the bottom of the ocean were, I think, what gave it away for me. Yeah. I was like, I do not know who this is at first. All right. Who was contestant? Is contestant one's got to be like Metal Gear guy? Nope.

I thought it was a wario. You want to ask a couple more questions? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, yeah. So contestant one. So, poor contestant one just got dissed hard. So, okay.

Contestant one, what do you, uh, what do you do for work? I already said that I'm an independent independent conduct Don't ask follow-ups I said don't ask Don't ask Don't ask

Okay What are your hobbies contestant number one I like flying things I probably shouldn't Rants to start as jokes But end up as philosophy And drinking and doing drugs

Like it's an Olympic sport This could be so many video game characters They all do this My strengths are I'm fearless, painfully honest. I ride or die with loyalty and I'm never boring. Hmm. I may, I may.

Do you also work at the Krusty Krab? I, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No. I may have a little anger issues. That's Mr. Kravs. Zero chill. And you will meet the police. The police.

Oh, is this, uh, is this Trevor? Trevor Villas. Oh, nice, dude. There we go. I dodged a bullet. Yeah, I don't know. Trevor, I've said this time and time again. Trevor would be the night of your life if you survive.

Yeah. If he doesn't murder you, I think you'd have the time of your life hanging out with Trevor. I didn't kill him, but I did kidnap his wife. Oh, man. Guys, we're so stupid. This is such a dumb game. I love it. This is great.

I want to do this every week. I love it. Honestly, this has been pretty fun of that. Every week I want to date. I want to date these characters every time. Yeah. You can Gibral out with Dante. That's not too bad.

Honestly, I just want to hear Josh try to do these voices. And honestly, Dante might be more attractive than anybody else on this list. Dude. I said I'm going to wash my clothes on his abs, dude. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Pizza with Dante. That's perfect Valentine's Day.

You think Dante eats pizza? Get out of here. Dante? Yeah, he eats pizza. Not with those abs. Not with those abs. Not with those abs. Not with those abs.

Bro, Dante sells all his gear so he could buy pizza. That's the reason he resets every game. Does he just gets fat in between games? No, I think he can't afford anything to eat, so he just eats the pizza. Got new game coming up. Got get back in shape. Them demon jeans, bro. They keep him fit.

I tell you what, yeah. All right. I'm pretty happy with the ballerinas. We want to know which contestants you would pick. out of this game. So my three contestants were Senoa, the ballerinas from Atomic Heart,

and Lazel from Baldersgate 3. Ace, who were your three? My three were Dante from Devil May Cry, Melania, the Blade of Mickelah from Eldon Ring, and Albert Wesker from the Resident Evil franchise. All right, and Ryan, who were your three? I had Trevor Phillips from

Grand Theft Auto 5. I had Big daddy from Bioshock and then I had Quiet from Metal Gear Solid 5. Very nice. She's my, everybody. Very nice. Yeah. I said she's mine everybody. That was my name.

Whatever. Listen, we want to know which contestant you think would make for the best date. Okay. So which one are you going out on a date with out of this list? Let us know in the comments for this episode. We are dying. It's got to be Dante, right? Like, he's the only one who's like charismatic.

Maybe. Bro. We're going to find out because this, we want people to comment. So just let us know which one you think is, is the winner that you know that you would choose to go out. As a married man, quiet would be pretty sweet because she's quiet. I'm just saying. I'm saying. I'm saying this episode to your wife, Ryan.

I'll show her. I'll see this. See this, honey? Make sure you just give her a picture. Well, listen, everybody. Thank you for hanging. out with us. Thank you for being stupid with us. Look, you know, this is one thing

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