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Episode Date: October 30, 2024This week on the show, when a mother can't get her four-year-old's favorite song out of her head, Mike and Ian call up Broadway's beloved Josh Gad to help. Plus, Ian has a formal request for the Secre...tary of Transportation, and the guys find a tip to quell those pesky election mailers.You can email your burning questions to howto@npr.org.How To Do Everything won't live in this feed forever. If you like what you hear, scoot on over to their very own feed and give them a follow.Both How To Do Everything and Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me! are available without sponsor messages for supporters of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me+, who also get bonus episodes of Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! featuring exclusive games, behind-the-scenes content, and more. Sign up and support NPR at plus.npr.org.How To Do Everything is hosted by Mike Danforth and Ian Chillag. It is produced by Heena Srivastava. Technical direction from Lorna White.Learn more about sponsor message choices: podcastchoices.com/adchoicesNPR Privacy Policy
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                                         Election day is just days away.
                                         
                                         Maybe your mailbox is full of election mailers.
                                         
                                         Maybe it's even overstuffed with mailers.
                                         
    
                                         Maybe you're considering just setting fire to your mailbox so you don't have to deal
                                         
                                         with it, but there's a better way.
                                         
                                         Douglas Herman is a political strategist. He was lead mail strategist for Barack Obama's
                                         
                                         presidential campaigns in 2008 and 2012. So, Doug, we hear there's a way to cut down on
                                         
                                         all these mailings. Can you tell us about it?
                                         
                                         Absolutely. There's a way to do this this and it actually works in your interest and in the
                                         
                                         campaign's interest. I'll tell you how it works. These campaign mailers are expensive
                                         
                                         and you get on the list by registering to vote and the campaigns are going to communicate
                                         
    
                                         with you because you're a registered voter. The way in which you can get off the list
                                         
                                         the quickest and the easiest is to do your homework and vote early.
                                         
                                         Because when you vote, the campaign's gonna stop talking
                                         
                                         to you, it's in their interest to stop spending money.
                                         
                                         So they are gonna wanna not send you any more mailings
                                         
                                         just as badly as you don't wanna see
                                         
                                         any more of those mailings.
                                         
                                         So the bottom line is do your homework and vote early.
                                         
    
                                         Wow, so it both stops me from getting more mail than I want,
                                         
                                         but if I'm passionate about my candidate,
                                         
                                         it's kind of like making a donation to them
                                         
                                         because they don't have to spend the money
                                         
                                         to send me something I'm just gonna recycle.
                                         
                                         Absolutely, because it costs them a lot of money
                                         
                                         to do that and they're doing it time and time again.
                                         
                                         So your little bit,
                                         
    
                                         that's a little personal contribution. That's right.
                                         
                                         I, I once got a letter from Barack Obama and instead of a stamp,
                                         
                                         it just had his signature where the stamp would go.
                                         
                                         Because I guess once you've been president, you can just mail things that way.
                                         
                                         Right?
                                         
                                         Federal elected officials have by virtue of their signature, it's called
                                         
                                         Frank's mail. They're able to send out mail under their signature, basically in lieu of a stamp.
                                         
                                         Wait, what's it called again? Frank's mail. The congressional members use it often,
                                         
    
                                         F-R-A-N-K-E-D, Frank. Okay. And they have congressional fring privileges, which is what they're given as part of their
                                         
                                         office to communicate with their residents, the voters.
                                         
                                         Can I ask a question, Doug?
                                         
                                         When else can you use the word frank as a verb?
                                         
                                         I've never used it as a verb except in this instance.
                                         
                                         Wow.
                                         
                                         Ian, have you ever heard of it?
                                         
                                         Franking?
                                         
    
                                         No.
                                         
                                         The term is congressional franking.
                                         
                                         And there's rules about it, very clear rules.
                                         
                                         Congress drives them about how you can use all that stuff and what it's for.
                                         
                                         It can only be done for straight up official purposes.
                                         
                                         So it would be a campaign finance violation for an incumbent candidate to just sign every
                                         
                                         election mailer themselves to save their campaign money.
                                         
                                         Yes, it would.
                                         
    
                                         That's kind of what Dan Rostinkowski down. He was catching in
                                         
                                         dams for cash.
                                         
                                         So wait, so when he's in jail, they could be like, what are you in here for? And he
                                         
                                         could be like, illegal franking.
                                         
                                         I franked wrong.
                                         
                                         Yeah. Doug, do you think that people would pay more attention to these mailers that they
                                         
                                         got in their mailboxes if maybe they were sticky?
                                         
                                         You know, folks have said a lot of things about ways to gather more attention and pique
                                         
    
                                         more voters' attention.
                                         
                                         The scratch-offs, the leave an odor, doing the lottery.
                                         
                                         Every trick in the game has been played.
                                         
                                         Did you say leave an odor?
                                         
                                         Uh-huh. Yeah, let's say you're trying to say this guy's spewing
                                         
                                         farm odors for their campaign promises.
                                         
                                         But like, are you saying that's something somebody proposed?
                                         
                                         Or?
                                         
    
                                         It's been done.
                                         
                                         Really?
                                         
                                         Yep.
                                         
                                         Well, Doug, thank you so much for talking this through with us.
                                         
                                         Thank you.
                                         
                                         This is How to Do Everything. I'm Mike. And I'm Ian. On today's show, we go to the
                                         
                                         highest offices of government and ask them for something. But first, Roxanne, what can we help
                                         
                                         you with? Hi, um, yeah, so my toddler is obsessed with Gaston in Beauty and the Beast. And everything is Gaston in our house,
                                         
    
                                         but especially the song.
                                         
                                         And I just get this stuck in my head all the time.
                                         
                                         And I was wondering how we can get a song out of my head.
                                         
                                         This is the like, no one fights like Gaston,
                                         
                                         no one bites like Gaston.
                                         
                                         That's the that's what we're talking about, right?
                                         
                                         That's that's the song.
                                         
                                         You had that pretty quick, Ian.
                                         
    
                                         Is that a song? Are you singing that song in your house?
                                         
                                         I'll just be honest.
                                         
                                         I also have a four year old who is obsessed with this.
                                         
                                         Oh, there you go. Yeah.
                                         
                                         Oh, that's perfect.
                                         
                                         When you say your toddler is obsessed with Gaston, what's it?
                                         
                                         Sorry. What's your child's name?
                                         
                                         Yeah, his name is Marco.
                                         
    
                                         Marco, okay.
                                         
                                         Does Marco think Gaston is the good guy in Beauty and the Beast?
                                         
                                         Kind of. I mean, the Beast is bad for a lot of the movie. I don't really think the arc
                                         
                                         does the story justice, but yeah, he doesn't really understand
                                         
                                         that Gaston is the bad guy. He just likes that Gaston jumps off of tables. He always
                                         
                                         wants to jump off of tables and jump off of roofs and-
                                         
                                         Pete is that Marco in the background that we can hear?
                                         
                                         Margo Yeah, Marco. Do you want to say hi?
                                         
    
                                         Margo Hi.
                                         
                                         Pete Hey, how are you?
                                         
                                         Jared Hey, Marco.
                                         
                                         Margo. Say hi. Hi. Hey, how are you? Hey, Marco. I'm good.
                                         
                                         All right.
                                         
                                         We should jump in real quick here.
                                         
                                         There's about to be a spoiler for those of you who haven't seen Beauty and the Beast.
                                         
                                         After a while, the beast is back and then he turns into a prince.
                                         
    
                                         Sorry, he turns into a what?
                                         
                                         A prince.
                                         
                                         A prince?
                                         
                                         Uh-huh.
                                         
                                         Okay. So what can, how can we help? What would you like us to resolve for you?
                                         
                                         So when I'm not listening to Gaston, I don't want to be repeating the lines in my head all day long. We have probably listened to it at least 10 times this morning so far.
                                         
                                         Is that true?
                                         
                                         10 times this morning so far. Is that true?
                                         
    
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Wow.
                                         
                                         So what can I do to get the song out of my head when it's not being played?
                                         
                                         All right.
                                         
                                         The guest on the song, it is catchy and with the risk of getting it in your head, those
                                         
                                         of you listening, let's hear a bit of it so we all know what we're talking about.
                                         
                                         That voice you're hearing there is Josh Gad.
                                         
                                         Maybe he can help.
                                         
    
                                         He's the person who sang the song in the first place.
                                         
                                         He also is the star of Frozen and the Book of Mormon.
                                         
                                         Josh, any advice?
                                         
                                         Okay, I've got a couple of tips here. For starters,
                                         
                                         I think
                                         
                                         that you need to take out all speakers from the house immediately.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         And then I would just start singing other
                                         
    
                                         really catchy melodies, maybe do a Taylor
                                         
                                         Swift throwing a chapel, ron, get a little bit of Beyonce in there and just sort of like,
                                         
                                         you got him, you got to get them off the scent.
                                         
                                         I wish I had stronger suggestions.
                                         
                                         The truth is, is I couldn't get that damn song out of my head.
                                         
                                         Well, I was going to ask, yeah.
                                         
                                         If you had to rehearse this song to get ready to perform
                                         
                                         it.
                                         
    
                                         You were just living with the same problem.
                                         
                                         I was literally living with that problem.
                                         
                                         Unlike Marco, I was getting paid to live with the problem.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         So it was slightly better.
                                         
                                         So, but it was still very problematic because I would like walk around humming it all the
                                         
                                         time.
                                         
                                         But I was like, you know,
                                         
    
                                         clockwork, ornaging it into my brain, just nonstop listening. And it was tough. It's
                                         
                                         a good song though. So it's like, it could have been worse. It could have been like a
                                         
                                         garbage song that I had to, you know, that I couldn't get out of my head.
                                         
                                         And to be clear, not the band garbage, but a song that isn't good. Correct. Okay.
                                         
                                         Not the James Bond garbage theme song from The World Is Not Enough.
                                         
                                         That's all I remember of garbage, that they randomly did a James Bond song that was like
                                         
                                         sandwiched in between Tina Turner and Madonna.
                                         
                                         That does feel random, doesn't it, when you
                                         
    
                                         have that? And like Adele is up there.
                                         
                                         Josh 16 Yeah, you got Adele, Madonna, and garbage.
                                         
                                         One of these things is not like the others.
                                         
                                         Matthew 16 Well, let me ask you this.
                                         
                                         Josh 16 One of these things is literally called garbage.
                                         
                                         Matthew 16 Well, Josh, let me ask you this then. So,
                                         
                                         like Roxanne, an adult, a person who knows how
                                         
                                         the world works, has agency, is in control of her own life. How did you, like what else
                                         
    
                                         were you listening to when you also had that song stuck in your head?
                                         
                                         I, so I have a playlist.
                                         
                                         Okay.
                                         
                                         That is, you know, I want to tell you it's really diverse and cool, but it's like,
                                         
                                         here's the sad part that I'll only tell you and all of the listeners to NPR. It's really strictly
                                         
                                         80s, for the most part. There are exceptions, but it's like an 80s playlist. That's my happy place.
                                         
                                         Jared Sussman Can you pull that up right now,
                                         
                                         wherever it is, if it's on Spotify, Apple Music?
                                         
    
                                         Aaron Ross I can. I'm doing it. I'm doing it right now.
                                         
                                         Matthew F. Kennedy- Tell me, what is the first song on that playlist? The top song?
                                         
                                         Aaron Ross Oh, I'm not going to like this game.
                                         
                                         Matthew F. Kennedy- Most recently added.
                                         
                                         Aaron Ross Okay. Well, first song is, What Have I Done To
                                         
                                         Deserve This? An apt question for this conversation by Pep Boys and Dusty Springfield.
                                         
                                         Matthew F. Kennedy- Oh, that's a good song. Yeah, sure.
                                         
                                         Pete Slauson Now, the most recent song that I added was
                                         
    
                                         Somewhere Only We Know remastered by Keane.
                                         
                                         Jared Slauson Oh, I don't know that song. I'm gonna write it down.
                                         
                                         Pete Slauson Yes, you do. Yes, you do.
                                         
                                         Jared Slauson Do I know it? It's, it's, it's, okay.
                                         
                                         Pete Slauson Oh, simple thing, where have you gone? I'm getting old and I need something to rely on.
                                         
                                         So tell me when you're gonna let me in.
                                         
                                         Don't you remember that song?
                                         
                                         It's so good.
                                         
    
                                         I think I do remember it.
                                         
                                         That is, I gotta say, that rendition was fantastic.
                                         
                                         It was...
                                         
                                         Thank you.
                                         
                                         Very high falsetto.
                                         
                                         Can I ask you this?
                                         
                                         You have two, you have young kids, right? David Morgan I do.
                                         
                                         Jared Slauson When Frozen came out, kids everywhere were
                                         
    
                                         talking about it. They were dressing up as Elsa, as Olaf for Halloween. Were your kids like,
                                         
                                         oh yeah, that's my dad?
                                         
                                         David Morgan Oh, it's really interesting. I can vividly
                                         
                                         remember my oldest was three, my youngest wasn't born yet, but I vividly remember taking Ava, my oldest,
                                         
                                         to go see her first movie in the theater,
                                         
                                         Monsters University, and they showed a teaser,
                                         
                                         a teaser trailer for Frozen, and it was just Olaf.
                                         
                                         It was original animation that was done
                                         
    
                                         exclusively for the trailer, and it was just Olaf,
                                         
                                         and he didn't have any lines, he just laughed. And my daughter immediately recognized my laugh and she goes,
                                         
                                         Dada? More Dada. And I started bawling. You love me. You love me.
                                         
                                         Soterios Johnson Oh, that's terrific. Well, Josh, thank you
                                         
                                         so much for helping Roxanne and Marco. Josh McClary
                                         
                                         My pleasure. Do you know what's really unfortunate about what you just said is now
                                         
                                         I have the song Roxanne stuck in my head. I know that it couldn't be avoided, but so
                                         
                                         you've now infected me with the same curse.
                                         
    
                                         Oh my gosh.
                                         
                                         It's revenge. This is, yeah.
                                         
                                         Maybe that's, maybe that will be Roxanne solution. Maybe that will be like the trigger that we
                                         
                                         can plant in her brain that will
                                         
                                         jar it loose then. Jar Gaston loose.
                                         
                                         Roxanne, just go turn off Gaston now.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         Pete Slauson
                                         
    
                                         If at this point, Roxanne or anybody out there, if you still have a song in your head,
                                         
                                         Roxanne or anybody out there, if you still have a song in your head, there is a way to get it out.
                                         
                                         Dr. Philip Beeman from the University of Reading in the UK has studied this.
                                         
                                         Dr. Beeman, you have figured out that actually chewing gum will help get a song out of your
                                         
                                         head.
                                         
                                         Can you tell us about it?
                                         
                                         Okay. So I've got a friend and colleague who'd done some things on chewing gum
                                         
                                         and short-term memory. And he discovered that chewing gum is actually not good
                                         
    
                                         for your short-term memory or verbal short-term memory. And that makes a lot of
                                         
                                         sense actually, because when you're trying to remember things, you're repeating
                                         
                                         them to yourself normally. So my reasoning was that if you've got a song stuck in your head, then whether you're intending
                                         
                                         to or not, what you're really doing is singing it to yourself. So if you then interfere with
                                         
                                         people's ability to sing to themselves by getting them to do something else and especially something
                                         
                                         else to do with the lower part of their face that they would normally be using for planning movements
                                         
                                         to sing, then that should interfere. AC So basically, if you keep the singing parts
                                         
                                         of the face busy doing something else, which is chewing gum, you're less likely to have the
                                         
    
                                         song stuck in your head.
                                         
                                         Yeah, of course it's not really
                                         
                                         the chewing parts of the face,
                                         
                                         it's really the brain regions
                                         
                                         that are controlling the chewing parts of the face
                                         
                                         that you're keeping busy.
                                         
                                         That's amazing.
                                         
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                                         the science podcast from NPR. I had this idea. Mike and I work in two different time zones. We both are producers on Wait, Wait,
                                         
                                         Don't Tell Me. And we work with producers in three time zones, sometimes four, occasionally even five time zones.
                                         
                                         As you might expect, scheduling meetings is annoying.
                                         
                                         So I was thinking, wouldn't it be easier if we had our own time zone?
                                         
                                         So I could just be like, let's have a meeting at noon, wait, wait time.
                                         
                                         And that would be that.
                                         
    
                                         This sounds like a crazy idea, but we want to see if it's possible.
                                         
                                         The person in charge of time zones is the Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg, you're in charge
                                         
                                         of time zones, right? True, yeah. So can you help us out? So the answer is probably no. However,
                                         
                                         I should point out that we administer the time zones, but a lot of it
                                         
                                         actually comes through the states. And I know a lot about this from lived experience, because
                                         
                                         I grew up in the state of Indiana at a time when we didn't do daylight savings time. So
                                         
                                         in the in the summer, we were central and the winter, we were East. Right. We just never
                                         
                                         changed our clocks, which was perfectly fine by most of us.
                                         
    
                                         But then there was a change in leadership.
                                         
                                         The governor wanted to make sure we were like the rest of the country, except Arizona, I
                                         
                                         think, which was the same.
                                         
                                         And then we started to have a big debate over which time zone we would be in, because if
                                         
                                         we're going to permanently be in one time, so which one are you going to do? And for about two years, there was a kind of a rebellion where counties had their own
                                         
                                         individual preferences over time zones. I remember I was volunteering on a campaign at the time
                                         
                                         and I showed up, I looked up online the time zone of the county that I had been asked to deliver
                                         
                                         some items to before a parade, made sure I was half an hour early, got there,
                                         
    
                                         clearly was half an hour late, went into the nearest government building I could
                                         
                                         find, which was the library, and said, what time is it? And she kind of laughed at me.
                                         
                                         And I said, no, really, what time is it? And she pointed to two clocks on the wall
                                         
                                         behind her, one of which said central time, and the other said commerce time,
                                         
                                         which is what they called it around there.
                                         
                                         Wow.
                                         
                                         If you weren't on the official federal time. They also sometimes call it fast time and
                                         
                                         slow time. And then she started explaining. She said, now, if you go to Walgreens, they're
                                         
    
                                         going to run on central time. But if you go to the corner drugstore on Maine, you know,
                                         
                                         Billy never did like the governor. So they're sticking with conference. That's kind of how it works.
                                         
                                         Secretary, are you just filibustering so that you don't have to give us a time zone?
                                         
                                         I'll tell you this, be glad that you're only dealing with four or five time zones.
                                         
                                         See, the reason our department, the Department of Transportation, has some jurisdiction on time zones is because obviously it's very important for transportation
                                         
                                         that everybody be able to agree what places in time before the railroads it was
                                         
                                         commonplace to have hundreds of different kind of micro time zones around
                                         
                                         the country like an individual state might have dozens of different local
                                         
    
                                         times in different places because you know you went by the Sun like you didn't
                                         
                                         you weren't sinking to an atomic clock.
                                         
                                         It didn't particularly matter, right?
                                         
                                         And then it was because of the railroads
                                         
                                         that they came up with this kind of system
                                         
                                         of the four different zones.
                                         
                                         So if it's any consolation,
                                         
                                         if you don't get to have your personal time zone,
                                         
    
                                         which I can tell you from experience may cut both ways.
                                         
                                         Point is, the point is no,
                                         
                                         you can't have your own time. So just because you asked.
                                         
                                         Can I ask when have you gotten, um, as secretary of transportation,
                                         
                                         have you gotten a speeding ticket since you've held this position?
                                         
                                         I have not since I held this position.
                                         
                                         Has any other Buddha judge gotten a speeding ticket?
                                         
                                         Oh, uh, I can't remember if that's happened to Chastain or not
                                         
    
                                         since I got this job.
                                         
                                         I'll plead ignorance.
                                         
                                         Yeah.
                                         
                                         I wonder if it were to happen, as Secretary of Transportation,
                                         
                                         do you get exa...
                                         
                                         like, are you exempt from that?
                                         
                                         Can you decide at that moment what the speed limit is?
                                         
                                         That'd be a bad look.
                                         
    
                                         You know, there's a story of Ulysses Grant was pulled over.
                                         
                                         Wow, President. He was speeding in his carriage.
                                         
                                         Really? Yeah, I think they booked him and he had to pay a fine. He paid up. He did the right thing.
                                         
                                         So if that were to happen, it definitely would not be a good look for me to do anything but
                                         
                                         the right thing there. But I will say, Chastain has joked that I should
                                         
                                         carry around a notepad of little citations if we see like wherever we're
                                         
                                         like walking
                                         
                                         and we see somebody like
                                         
    
                                         going right over a stop bar
                                         
                                         and and stopping the wrong part of the intersection just generally being a bad
                                         
                                         driver that i can just
                                         
                                         i just feel like i was just saying
                                         
                                         as your secretary i need to let you know
                                         
                                         that you
                                         
                                         are being a bad driver. I do feel the temptation sometimes.
                                         
                                         Well, that does it for this week's show.
                                         
    
                                         What did you learn, Ian?
                                         
                                         I learned that when you vote early, you actually stop the election mailers from
                                         
                                         coming to your house. And also, you help
                                         
                                         your candidate. You're saving them money.
                                         
                                         Yeah. Is there somebody out there who absolutely loves, loves like cardboard photos of politicians?
                                         
                                         And this would be the greatest season ever for them because every day they go to their
                                         
                                         mailbox and they get a new prize. And this would be the greatest season ever for them because every day they go to their mailbox
                                         
                                         and they get a new prize.
                                         
    
                                         All you have to do to get pictures of a person you like
                                         
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                                         There's also an easy way to wallpaper
                                         
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                                         With more electoral college votes than any other swing state, Pennsylvania is largely
                                         
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                                         Getting those last couple yards in the red zone in Pennsylvania is really, really tough.
                                         
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