Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! - WWDTM: Chris Pine

Episode Date: April 6, 2024

This week, Chris Pine joins us to talk his new movie Poolman, imitating William Shatner, and where he ranks on the list of Hollywood Chrises.Learn more about sponsor message choices: podcastchoices.com/adchoicesNPR Privacy Policy

Soon, people from Maine to Texas will experience nighttime during the day. The moon will cover the sun to create a total eclipse. Shortwave's got you covered on how to safely enjoy what some are calling a life-changing celestial alignment. Prepare for the full body experience with Shortwave, the science podcast from NPR. From NPR in WBEZ, Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. Throw out your Q-tips, let my voice clean out your ears. I'm Bill Curtis and here is your host at the Studebaker Theatre at the Fine Arts Building

in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Segal. Thank you, Bill. Thank you, everybody. Oh, man, it's great to be back with you. We have a great show for you today. Later on, we are going to be talking to the actor and now writer and director, Chris Pine. Now, he has done a lot in his career, but we think he's most famous for playing the handsome prince in the Princess Diary sequel and for playing Captain Kirk in the rebooted Star Trek movies. So he is the dream of

every teenage girl and every teenage me. But now I have grown up and all I dream of now is to hear from you. So give us a call. The number is 1-888-wait-wait. That's 1-888-924-8924. Let's welcome our first listener contestant. Hi, you're on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Hi, how are you doing, Peter? I'm doing great. Who's this? My name is Sam Bendall. I'm calling from Austin, Texas. Hey, we were just in Austin. Howard, what do you do there? I'm a former motorcycle journalist and currently working as a marketing director for a number of dealerships in the region. Right, right.

And I'm going to ask you this because I have been one of these. How many of your customers and your dealerships are people who rode motorcycles in their youth became responsible and married and now want to feel alive again. And now want to feel alive again. And now want to feel alive again. Absolutely, I mean, get on a bike. They're the most fun things you can ever do until you probably hurt yourself.

Yeah, that's the thing. And you probably reconsider it. Yeah, but at that point, you've already sold it, so it's cool. Let me introduce you to our panel this week, Sam. First up, a comedian who will be headlining the Hollywood Improv Lab for the Netflix is a Joke Festival on May 4th. It's Emmy Blotnick.

Hello. Hi, Emmy. Next, the comedian whose new album, Weaponized Empathy, is available now and will be appearing at the Abbey in Fontana, Wisconsin on April 19th. It's Adam Burke. Hi, Sam. Hey, Adam. How are you doing? appearing at the Abbey in Fontana, Wisconsin on April 19th, it's Adam Burke. Hi Sam. Hey Adam, how you doing?

And a comedian and I'll say avid motorcyclist who will be at the Blue Note Jazz Club in Honolulu on May 16th, it's Alonzo Bowden. What's up Sam? What's up Alonzo? I don't know if this is rigged, but I know Sam. Do you really? Yeah, we've crossed paths. Oh, yeah Not on motorcycles and you hurt each other. No, no, no, not that close. But yeah, I know Sam. So Sam I can't help you at all

This may be a first actually well Sam welcome to the show you're gonna play who's Bill this time Bill Curtis is gonna read you three quotations from this week's news If you can correctly identify or explain just two of them, you will win our prize. Any voice from our show you might choose in your voicemail. Are you ready to do it? Let's do it. All right. Your first quote is the New York Times predicting what is going to happen on Monday.

Anxiety, bedtime, and mating. I should clarify, they were telling us what to expect from the animal kingdom when what happens Monday? Is it a particular celestial event that's gonna happen in Cross Texas and Austin here? It might well it might yes it is the eclipse Sam very good. According to the Times Monday solar eclipse will have strange effects on animals cows will return to the Times, Monday's solar eclipse will have strange effects on animals, cows will return to the barn to sleep, flamingos will huddle together in fear, and tortoises will try to mate. Now think about that one.

How long is this eclipse going to be? I know. The guy tortoise is like, hey baby, the time says we got four minutes, let's get busy. Do you think tortoises are listening to this and going, what do you mean, try to mate? I tell you. There's a lot of tortoises. We get it right sometimes. No, apparently this is true.

We didn't know, but science tells us that most animals, when it gets dark, will just instinctively start their evening routines during the eclipse. Fireflies, for example, will start blinking, and I will say, I'm going to go read a book in bed and just end up looking at my phone until I fall asleep. My favorite one of these is that spiders will start to take down the web that they've built because they think the day is over, and then the eclipse passes and they're like, oh my god, I gotta build another web. Wait a minute. Yeah, but imagine them slapping themselves in the forehead eight times. I gotta build a second web.

I didn't know this. Like a spider would spend all day building a web, and then like the sun goes down, it's like a whistle blows, and they go, oh, well, and they take down the web, and they put it in their little case, and they go home to their wife. They're like, time to pack it up, and then the eclipse passes, and the wife is like, where's the web? So I think between daylight savings time and now there's domestic animals who are going to be like,

the hell are these humans doing? What time is it? I'm going to be like, why is my menstrual cycle synced up with the raccoon population? All right, Sam, here is your next quote. Glad to hear porn mode is getting improvement. That was a commenter in the Washington Post article Reacting to the news that what company finally admitted to have been lying all these years about their quote incognito mode

Google Google Google Google. Yes, Google. Yes, Google Google, Google? Google, Google, yes, Google, yes, Google, Google, Google, Google. Everybody of course switches over to incognito mode in their browser when they don't want their online activity to be recorded. And on Tuesday, Google admitted in a legal settlement that they had been storing data on all of those searches we thought were private. That is not incognito. That is actually quite cognito I have no idea what you're talking about. No, no, I never use this. I'm proud of all my browsing.

Well now we know they're actually watching we'll have to start every Google search for something embarrassing with the phrase my friend is wondering. I just think it's funny when you're the only person using your computer, so you're like hiding the activity from the rest of your computer, you know what I mean? Like the other windows are peeking over the top, like what are you guys up to? Yeah. Like never you mind Amazon.com, this is an entirely different type of wish list. The New York Times tab is looking over going, how dare you?

You want your secret family's address auto completing. That's the worst. Now the... We all got one of those. Yeah, don't ask me how I know that. You might want to slow down on your proud browsing there. Yeah. I love this. I have been monogramming a lot of things. In this settlement, they admitted that part of their, shall we say, deception was they had that little logo of like the spy guy in a fedora and glasses and disguise, implying that it was really anonymous when of course we now know it wasn't. So according to the settlement, from now on, it will be a little cartoon Google employee laughing and pointing at you.

Alright, Sam, your last quote is about a scientific study. They had higher levels of smelling cheesy, musty, and gilk-like. So science has finally confirmed what every parent has known forever, that who smells cheesy, musty, and goat-like. Babies? No, not babies. They smell good. It's just when they sort of ripen a few years. Well, I'll give you a...

All those things are still better than Axe body spray. Men? Not men. But yes, men. Come on. Well, yes, but we don't need to talk about I'll just give it to you because everybody won. It's teenagers.

Teenagers have been scientifically proven to smell bad. I assume because you didn't guess, you've never met one. A new actual scientific study has proved that, just like we all suspected, babies and toddlers smell scientifically nice, while teenagers smell quote goat-like. Okay, that is not ideal, sure, but also science. Stop smelling random teens. What is wrong with you? Yeah, whose job was it to smell teenagers?

You went to school you became a scientist and now oh You're gonna be so glad you got that doctorate. Is that what school bus drivers are they're just scientists in disguise They're in incognito I am so glad though that science has finally given teenagers something they can feel insecure about, those smug, confident bastards. This almost sounds insulting to the goats. Yeah. You really? You goats smell teen-like.

That's your goat? That wasn't a bad goat. That's your goat? That's your goat? It's an insulted goat. I'm sorry. I think it was more indignant. Bill, how did Sam do in our quiz? Two out of three, Sam.

That's a win right here. Congratulations. Congratulations, Sam. Thank you. It's a pleasure to be on this show. Have a great one. You too, Sam. Take'll take it. Thanks, Peter. I'm glad you're here. Have a great one. You too, Sam.

Be a Alonzo. Take care, my friend. Right now, panel, it is time for you to answer some questions about this week's news. Alonzo, as I'm sure you know, there was a huge March Madness game last Monday in Albany, New York when Caitlin Clark in Iowa defeated their rivals from LSU Yeah, big game great game but there was a scandal when during the game an ESPN announcer insulted whom?

Angel Reese no, they wouldn't do that. Oh Can you give me a hint? They insult to player to be fair. It's no Schenectady They insulted the city? Of Albany, New York. How could you not? Well, that's a question. Of Albany, New York. A place not even New Yorkers go.

It's true. The commentators were talking about how Caitlin Clark had told her family in town for the tournament that she just wanted to stay in her room and focus, right? So they should just find something to do in Albany. And ESPN's Rebecca Lobo said, quote, good luck finding something to do in Albany, end quote. Shame on you, Rebecca Lobo. Do you not realize that Albany was recently named one of the cities in America? Now the best thing was the New York Times reported on this terrible snub, and I would like to read you the very last paragraph of the article, and this is all true. Quote, with the tournament now in Albany's rear view mirror, the city can turn its attention

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Bill Curtis. We are playing this week with Adam Burke, Emmy Blotnick, and Alonzo Bowden. And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theatre in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Segel. Thank you Bill. Thank you everybody. Right now it's time for the Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, Bluff the Listener game. Call 1-triple-8-wait-wait to play our game on the air or you can check out the pinned post on our Instagram page. That's at waitwaitnpr. Hi, you're on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me. Hi, this is Allison. I'm calling from St. Petersburg, Florida. St. Petersburg. I was just near there and my family is there right now. What do you do there? I'm a curator at the Salvador Dali Museum. Ah, the Dali Museum, I love that. Now you say you're a curator

there. What kind of decisions you have to make? It's all Salvador Dali. That's right. So what I do is more on the creative side and like exhibition design and art handling and sort of the hands-on part of the curatorial task. And what hours do you keep? All hours. She's there. Don't try to sneak in and steal something. She's there all the time, in case you were wondering. I'm just asking because it's going to be hard to read the clocks there. Ah. Good point.

Allison, it's great to have you with us. You're going to play our game in which you must try to tell truth from fiction. Bill, what is Allison's topic? At least they meant well. They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but hey, at least hell has paved roads. This week we read about somebody who really tried to do the right thing, but it didn't go exactly as planned. Our panelists are going to tell you about it. Pick the real one and you'll win the weight-weighter of your choice on your voicemail. Are you ready to apply? I'm ready.

All right. First, let's hear from Alonzo Bowden. Derek Baldwin's love of nature has carried him to adventures around the world. His friends figured for his 50th birthday, what better than a party on a beautiful natural island? Hig-To Island off the coast of Seattle sounded sounded perfect and it was available at a surprisingly affordable price. They soon found out why. Angry birds. The island was inhabited by the most territorial birds imaginable. We began setting up a table. A couple of geese waddled up and

we tossed them some bread. Next it was a few more and before we knew it, we were surrounded. And these birds were smart. They wouldn't move when you stood still, but one step and they would rush you. If you had asked me a year ago if I'm scared of birds, I'd have laughed. Now I respect them. To evacuate, the party growers threw a bunch of bread towards them and ran for the boat. They were scared to death. However, Derek thought it was the greatest birthday party ever.

A private island birthday is ruined by angry birds. Your next story of a favor that fell flat comes from Emmy Blotnick. It was a typical morning at the Lower Wood Nature Reserve and Wildlife Hospital in Cheshire, England, when the phone rang. A woman had found a sick baby hedgehog on the side of the road. She said she had spent the night trying to nurse him back to health. She had given him a sturdy cardboard box lined with newspaper like a special sick hedgehog studio apartment. She had even given him a little dish of food, hoping that a lovingly prepared dinner would help the hoglet regain his strength. But when she woke up that morning, he hadn't eaten anything at all. The woman drove the box over to the

animal hospital. When the hospital manager examined its contents under the bright lights and triage, it was unlike any baby hedgehog she had ever seen, because it was not a baby hedgehog but a fluffy pom-pom that had fallen off the top of a wooly winter hat. Or as this decoration is whimsically called in England, a beanie bobble. How was this news received by the pom-pom's sleepless caretaker? Red in the face with embarrassment she took the box and drove off. But she obviously meant well. She's clearly a lover of not just animals, but also things.

And you too should consider adopting a beanie bobble today. A woman attempts to rescue a hedgehog in the UK that turns out to be just the puffy part of a hat. And your last story of some good intentions gone bad comes from Adam Burke. Hillary Glasner of Eugene, Oregon was your usual supportive aunt. When her nephew Foley began a career in singing and acting, she dutifully attended his many performances

and cheered him on. But after seeing him despondent after another round of typically terrible reviews for his most recent one-man review, Humperdink, she was moved to act. I thought giving him a little boost would be harmless, she explains, so she sent her nephew a link to a glowing review from one Argyle Grampian, theatre critic for a website called Limelight Oregon.

The only problem was that both Grampian and the Limelight were fictitious. However, her nephew was so taken by the rave notice, which called his Spanish eyes Mambo a showstopper for the ages, that he wanted to read more of Grampian. I ended up writing dozens of other reviews for actual shows just to maintain the ruse, explains Glasner. Foley refused to believe either the critic or his praise are fake, says Glasner, and he's just premiered his new opus, Manolo, a Life, which she has just reviewed, but unfortunately for Foley, honestly this time. All right, here are your choices of stories in which somebody tries to do a good thing,

but it turns out not to be that good. Was the real one from Alonzo, friends who decided to throw a man a wonderful birthday on a private island, not realizing it was infested by very angry birds? From Emmy Blotnick, a woman who tried to rescue a lost hedgehog, only to find out from the hedgehog experts that it was in fact just the part of a hat? Or from Adam, an aunt who faked being a theater critic in order to make her nephew happy but ended up enduring the worst fate of all, becoming a real theater critic.

Which of these is the real story we found in the week's news? I'm going to go with Emmy, the story of the pom-pom hedgehog. You're going to go with Emmy, the pom-pom hedgehog, or the hedgehog that was a pom-pom, or the pom-pom slash hedgehog. All right, to bring you the real story, we spoke to an expert on the subject. A well-meaning woman found what she thought was a baby hedgehog.

She kept it warm. She gave it food. But it was a baby hedgehog, she kept it warm, she gave it food, but it was a pom pom. That was, that was Jenna Perlik from Prickle Pack Hedgehogs, a hedgehog breeder in Illinois, both explaining what happened in the real story and telling me what I'll be doing this weekend. But the point of the story is is that you have correctly chosen Emma's story and that means you have won our prize, the voice of anyone you might want, plus getting Emmy a point. Congratulations. Thank you.

And now the game we call Not My Job. Chris Pine's first movie role was the devilish love interest in The Princess Diaries 2, thrilling the hearts of every 12-year-old girl in the world. And then he went on to play Captain Kirk himself, thrilling the heart of me. He has now directed and co-written his first feature film, Pool Man, and we are delighted he has joined us now, Chris Pine. Welcome to Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Thank you so much for having me. So you did what some successful actors do,

you wrote and directed your first film, and I just have to ask you, as a director, what was it like dealing with the diva that was your leading man, Chris Pine? Oh, what a pain in the ass, Peter. Trailer size, the rider with the white M&Ms is too much. It was terrible. Terrible.

No, it was, I have to say, the directing and the acting of it, I don't know how people will view it, but certainly the experience of it was pretty joyful. And I had an incredible cast, Annette Bening and Danny DeVito and Jennifer Jason Lee and a bunch of incredible people. The movie is a lot of things, but it is also a kind of love letter to LA. Unlike a lot of people who do what you do and therefore live there, you grew up there, right? I grew up in LA and my father was on a really successful show in the late 70s and early 80s called Chips and Right Now is Born. We know. We know. Oh yeah, we were just basically got you here so we could talk about your father.

I know. I've had more experiences about people wanting to talk to me because of my father than my ego will allow. We read and I'm surprised if this is true so I'm interested to see if you'll confirm it that your father advised you not to go into the business. My father is a work-a-day actor like he when I was growing up it was him going out on auditions all the time. And I think his advice was really born from more than anything else, like knowing just how difficult and how hard

our business can be, what was rejection and the real possibility of struggling to make a living. So, but then I remember I went to, was at school and I did a play and my mother came up to me afterwards and looked at me very worriedly and said, are you sure you don't want to become a lawyer? And I said, absolutely not.

And she said, well, go with God. Well that's lovely. And so, so did your first big movie role, as I understand it, was the male lead in Princess Diaries, two, a royal engagement. This week, every woman I have met, about 30 or below, told me that it was, that is the greatest movie ever made, or at least they thought so when they were in junior high. And I'm just wondering if that has been your experience of life, that women come up to you and go, oh my God, when I was 13, you were just it?

I'm so fortunate to have been given that opportunity by Gary Marshall. I have definitely, I do a lot of girls and women across generations. I just wish for that role that people really seem to like, that I would have just had someone put hair gel because my hair is so uncontrollably large in the film. I know it's that. I watched it this week. Brutal. Why did you do that? I just assumed because the movie is so perfectly calibrated to the tastes of young women. Steps are my hair. Well I figured that's just what young women want. They want an incredibly handsome prince who seems you know a little dark and a little evil but turns out to have a heart of gold who has enormous hair. That was part of the whole

thing. Yeah. So you went from the Princess Diaries eventually to playing Captain Kirk in the fabulous new rebooted Star Trek movies. So how much of your performance was based on William Shatner? I think the biggest direction that JJ ever had for me was less Shatner. Really? You're overdoing it? It's so deliciously fun. I mean anything from how he sits in the chair to how he does like a double take. There are many, the Shatnerisms are long and deep and they're beautiful. They're beautifully crafted. There's a bit where you eat an apple and I didn't realize that William Shatner ate apples in a certain way until you did it. And I was, oh, that's a Shatner apple eat.

A Shatner apple eat. It's a chapel. I have to ask you one last thing before we get to the game, which is I don't know if you are aware of this, but the celebrity magazines very much enjoy talking about the Hollywood Chris's. Yeah, oh yeah. You're aware of this. It's currently you, Mr. Hemsworth. We talk about it on our WhatsApp chain. Well, that's what I was going to ask.

The Hollywood Chris's are obviously Mr. Pine with us now, Mr. Hemsworth, Mr. Evans, and Mr. Pratt. And the question was when you get together, and I imagine when that happens, it's called the full Tofer. Whoa. Not Christmas? Oh. Okay. get together and I imagine when that happens it's called the full Topher. Not Christmas? I feel top. I feel one up.

Do you actually like, because they're rankings. I don't know if you were that like who's the number one Chris of the moment and I was wondering if you guys worry about that. It really depends on which clubhouse we're at. Oh sure. But if we're in Los Angeles, I mean it you know I think the current reading I'm at least 48 points above the other guys which is look that's this week. Yeah yeah let me let me just go through their IMDB. No I don't see any writer directors on there so you take the cake. There you go. There you go. I win. You win.

Well, Crisp Pine, we have invited you here to play a game that we are calling... Ah, the scent of fresh crisp pine. Not only crisp pine, but balsam, vanilla, and clove. We're gonna ask you three questions about, sir, air fresheners. Ready to go. All right. Answer two to three questions and you'll win our prize for one of our listeners.

Bill, who is Crispine playing for? Chris Owens of Binkleman, Nebraska. Another member of the Chris Club. All right. Here's your first question, Chris. While air fresheners help mask at least 30% of the smells in that cab you are now riding in, they can also cause a little bit of trouble as in when which of these happened. A, a line of human pheromone-scented fresheners called a spate of terrible marriages back in the 1990s.

B, the pine-scentented ones have been known to attract bears, or c. a school in Baltimore was evacuated and hazmat crews were called in thanks to the smell of a pumpkin spice air freshener. b. that the pine scented ones attract bears? yes. Yes. Which is why you see all those bears chasing the Ubers up and down. Exactly right. It happens to Los Angeles all the time. That's absolutely true. That's how we get them out of the woods.

No, I'm afraid it was actually C, the school in Baltimore had to be evacuated because of the overwhelming effect of the pumpkin spice air freshener. Nobody died. Five people did go to the hospital with pumpkin spice-related trauma. All right, it's not a problem. You have two more chances. Thanks, Paul. I know. With the ubiquity of air fresheners,

people are demanding changes to cope with them, such as which of these? A, Febreze being classified as a controlled substance by the federal government, B, an option in rideshare apps to request a car without them, or C, edible air fresheners to make your farts smell nice. I desperately want to say C, but I'm pretty sure it's B. It is B, yes. Many Uber, yes. And apparently our audience agrees that Uber and Lyft should bring this to us because many people would much prefer not to have that

in their car. It makes it the worst. It's the worst. It makes some people very sad. All right. It's just the worst. All right. Last one, if you get this right, you win. If you're putting on air freshener in your car, always use one of those little trees. Just do that so you don't end up like the man who used a spray and had what happen? A, he filled the car with so much aerosol air freshener that when he then lit a cigarette his car exploded. B, when it dried it became opaque and all of a sudden he couldn't see out the windows. Or C, it was absorbed by his skin and he spent the rest of his life smelling like cinnamon sugar.

Man, between one and two, right? So, oh god, one. You're right! Yes! Yes! You made it! You got it! Yes! This happened in the UK. He lit a cigarette. The car, the olive propellant or whatever caught fire. The car windows were blown out. Nearby buildings were damaged. But amazingly, the driver himself had only minor injuries. I don't know how, but that's what happened. Bill, how did Chris Pine do on our quiz? Two out of three. Wow! What a win! Chris, good luck. Captain, my captain.

Well, Chris Pine is an actor, writer, and director now. His new film, Pool Man, is coming out May 10th. Chris Pine, what a joy to talk to you. Thank you so much for joining us on Wet Lake & Plum Village. Thanks, guys. Thank you. Take care joining us on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Thanks guys, thank you. Take care. Thanks Chris. Bye bye. See ya. Bye. In just a minute Bill gets a quick pedicure for Birkenstock season in our

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And here again is your host at the Studebaker Theater in Chicago, Illinois, Peter Segel. Thank you, Bill. In just a minute. Bill finds a pot of gold at the end of the Rhyme Bow in our listener limerick challenge. If you'd like to play, give us a call at 1-888-wait-wait. That's 1-888-924-8924. Right now, panel, some more questions for you from the week's news. Alonzo, a new survey on house cleaning habits shows that of all the rooms in the house,

Americans clean what the least? Wow. Bedroom? No. Bathroom? Yes. Yeah. I was afraid to say that first.

But it's true. It was my first thought. I was like, no, we don't want to say that. But I absolutely believe that. Yeah. According to the survey, Americans not only hate cleaning the bathroom, they particularly hate cleaning the shower, which I understand.

I mean, why do you have to clean the shower? I walk out of it, I'm clean, why isn't it? Yeah. Shower clean me, not me clean shower. Exactly. Tub clean self. Tub clean self. Also oven. Tub clean self. Tub clean self. Also oven.

Okay, yeah. Also, 94% of Americans tell guests, sorry about the mess, when they know damn well this is the best their house has ever been. And now, for all of you who loved our game, did all the doors stay on all the planes this week? Oh, they're our fans. We are thrilled to announce our new game. Did all of the flights from Germany make it past England before their toilets overflowed into the cabin this week? Emmy? Yes. Did all of the flights from Germany

make it past England before their toilets overflowed into the cabin this week? Well, all the signs are pointing to no. It was, in fact, no. Very good, Emmy. A United Airlines flight from Frankfurt to San Francisco barely made it past the Netherlands before they had to turn around due to a toilet overflowing into the cabin. The

least surprising part of the story is of course the airplane was manufactured by Boeing. This is the worst thing a German plane has ever done over England. That's true. In response to this latest incident Boeing Boeing said, we needed to use the bolts holding the toilet down to keep the door from falling out. Will you people never be happy? See, I was thinking that would be the one time you wish you could open the door in flight. Adam, this week we lost Linda Bean, a granddaughter of L.L. Bean who died at the age of 82. Now she was an innovative businesswoman in her own right as she proved when she marketed

Lobster Claws under what name? Little red snappy snaps. Crab Cessaries? No, but I really want you to keep coming up with these. Jack post two nipple clamps. Who told you, Adam? No, I'll tell you, she, part of her genius business plan was to sell frozen lobster claws under the name lobster cuddlers. What? Yeah, because you always think of cuddling with love. Yeah, she considered herself to have a quote gene for marketing and

said she had a way with words which is also how she came up with her lobster company's slogan, it stirs your primal senses. Just to be clear, she inherited money. She did, yes. Coming up, it's lightning fill in the blank, but first it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme. If you'd like to play on air, call or leave a message at 1-888-888-924-8924. You can catch us most weeks here at the Studer-Baker Theatre in downtown Chicago or come see us on the road in Pittsburgh at the Benidim Center on April 11th. That's next week. You can also hop on the Wait Wait Stand-Up Tour with shows in Syracuse, Baltimore, and Hershey, Pennsylvania ranging from April 26th through the 28th for tickets and information about all of our live shows.

Just go to nprpresents.org. Hi live shows. Just go to NPR presents dot org. Hi, you're on. Wait, wait, don't tell me. Hi, this is Kelly calling from Melrose, Massachusetts. Melrose. I know Melrose. What do you do? What do you do there? I'm a scientist. Are you? Yes. That was remarkably vague, though. I'm specifically I work in cell therapy to treat cancer.

Oh, I, there. You mean you passed up the opportunity to smell teenagers? Oh, she couldn't get into that program. That's very selective, the smelling teenagers program. Kelly, welcome to the show. Bill Curtis is gonna read you three news related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly

on two of the limericks, you will be a winner. Ready to play? Yes, I'm ready. Here we go, here is your first limerick. At my office, we're coming to blows over feet that some people expose. Some people demand that all sandals are banned. They're repulsed when they see naked...

Toes? Toes, yes. Sandals at the office. Polarizing issue. This week, the New York Times weighed in. The article described wearing open-toed shoes as, quote, exposing toe cleavage, which really exposes more about the author than anything else. But admittedly, it is better than calling it your foot crack. It turns out, in case you're wondering, that wearing sandals at the office depends entirely on your

feet. Are your feet gross? Do not wear sandals. Are your toes perfect? Then why are you letting your co-workers see them for free? As someone who has been regularly shamed for wearing a pair of sensible brogues to the beach, I think the opposite should be true. No sandals in the office. Yeah, I think it's right. Here is your next limerick. My roof is all busted and tattery. Any closer and it would have splattered me. Turns out the loud crash was the space station's trash. They just gated their old three ton. Oh, man, this is so much easier when I'm in my car.

Isn't it, Tom? It's so hard. If it's nearby, we will wait. You can go into your car, think about it, and come back to the phone. You want to do that? We'll just hang. Unless your car has died for some reason because you've run out of a certain part of the thing. Exactly.

Your car can't start without it. It rhymes with tattery. Battery. Battery. Yay. Battery. Battery. Whoa. NASA is investigating after what is believed to have been a piece of one of the batteries that was ejected from the International Space Station crashed through the roof of a Florida

home said the homeowner quote, it almost hit my son. He was two rooms over and heard it all. And then he added that he was on vacation at the time. So we know what happened here. This kid took advantage of his parents being away and threw this huge party. And then the parents came back and he's like, I don't know what happened, Dad. A battery must have fallen from space, completely messed up the kitchen and drank all your vodka. Aside from anything else, can we just appreciate this rhyme because it gives, I believe the

first time that Bill Curtis has ever successfully correctly used the phrase, yeeted. Yeeted. I was going to ask, did we make that up? No, no. So, can we safely say that if a battery falls from outer space, you know it's going to hit Florida? Yeah, really. All right.

Here is your last limer. At mid-April, my grown kid relaxes. He sighs, 1099, and collapses. He's been brought to the brink so he goes to a shrink. He seeks help after filing his taxes. Yes, taxes. A new study found that one in four Gen Zers say they need a therapist to deal with all the stress of filing taxes, often for the first time in their lives, with 54% saying that doing their taxes has made them cry. This is what happens when you raise your kids like that, soft, always giving them just participation refunds.

I would think it'd be difficult to do your taxes when you make no money. Yeah, that'd be a problem. Isn't either an interesting social study fact or somebody is just trying to trick their therapist into doing their taxes. I'm just so confused. I don't know what to enter on line 18 of Form 1040. What do you think? Do you need a federal therapist and a state therapist?

You do actually, yeah. Bill, how did Kelly do in our quiz? Is it any wonder that scientist Kelly was perfect? Congratulations. Well done. Yay. Thank you so much, Kelly. And thanks for the good work that you do.

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as they can, each correct answer is worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores? Taddim and Alonzo each have two. Emmy has three. All right. So Adam and Alonzo are tied with Emmy in the front. So let's just arbitrarily pick Alonzo to go first. Get this out of the way. Absolutely.

Here we go, Alonzo. The clock will start when I begin your first question. Fill in the blank. On Thursday, President Biden called for an immediate ceasefire in blank. Gaza. Yes, on Tuesday, the minimum wage for over half a million fast food workers in blank was raised to $20 an hour. California.

Yes, this week, a storm system saw blanks touch down from Georgia to Illinois. Tornado. Right, on Tuesday, the patient who received a kidney transplant from a blank was able to return home. Was it a pig? It was a genetically altered pig. After a truck carrying 100,000 live salmon crashed in Oregon, most of the fish blanked. Died?

No, flopped into a creek and started swimming back to the ocean. On Wednesday, Bob Iger successfully fought off an activist investor for control of blank. Disney. Yes. This week it was confirmed that a Bigfoot sighting activist investor for control of blank. Disney. Yes. This week it was confirmed that a Bigfoot sighting in Washington state was actually blank. Not Bigfoot? No, it was just some guy out for a run.

The people who reported seeing a Bigfoot described him as human shaped and easily 10 feet tall. And they were half right. It was a high school cross country athlete using his running app that confirmed he was the big foot in question, and he promised to stop going for runs in his gorilla suit and high heels. Bill, how did Alonzo do in our quiz? Five right. Ten more points total of 12. He's hot and in the lead. Here we go. All right, Adam, you are up next. Fill in the blank. On Monday, work crews started removing the first portion of the bridge wreckage in blank.

Baltimore. Right. On Wednesday, the CDC confirmed a human case of blank flu in Texas. Avian flu? Oh, yeah, bird flu. This week, rescue workers searched for survivors after a 7.4 magnitude earthquake hit blank. Taiwan? Yes. On Wednesday, a judge ruled that migrants who were unexpectedly flown from Texas to blank could sue the transportation company that brought them. St. Martha's Vineyard? It was, yes. This week, pilots at Air France announced plans to go on strike to protest a new government rule prohibiting blank.

Smoking in the cockpit. No pilot strikes. According to a new report, almost... That's French. That's very French. According to a new report, almost one in five Americans suffer from blank? Depression?

Yes. On Thursday, Gene Simmons announced that blank had sold their catalogue and likenesses for $300 million. Kiss. Right. Despite being in hiding for years, investigators think they know the location of an Irish drug kingpin because he keeps blanking.

Texan is his mommy. No, he keeps writing online restaurant reviews of the places he visits. Crime kingpin Christopher Kinahan is at the top of Ireland's most wanted list, but investigators think they've trapped him down because he keeps posting restaurant reviews on Google. Hey, he may be the head of Ireland's most murderous drug cartel, but even he has to

give credit to, and this is real, the excellent service at the local P.F. chain. Bill, how did Adam do on our quiz? Close to a personal best. He's done better but he's got six right. Twelve more points, fourteen total, he's in the lead. All right, so how does, how many does Emmy Blotnick need to win? Six to win. Here you go, Emmy. You ready to do this? Oh, yeah. Here you go.

On Wednesday, the judge presiding over the criminal trial of Blank denied a motion to delay jury selection. Donald Trump. Right. On Tuesday, Volodymyr Zelensky lowered the draft age in Blank from 27 to 25. Ukraine. Yes. On Tuesday, over 200 artists signed an open letter calling Blank a threat to the music industry. I don't know. Yes. On Tuesday, over 200 artists signed an open letter calling blank a threat to the music

industry. I don't know. AI. This week, a school in Washington that closed down after a mountain lion sighting has confirmed it was actually blank. A guy hiking. No. That guy got all around.

No, it was just a really fat cat. On Tuesday, the White House directed NASA to designate a time zone for the blank. The moon. Yes. On Thursday, LSU basketball star Angel Reese announced plans to join the blank. The next biggest basketball thing. You're, you're, I kind of have to give it to you. It's the WNBA, not quite as big as college basketball, but maybe that'll change. This week, after a fight between New York and New Jersey's NHL teams, a blank broke

out. A fight? No, a hockey game. The old joke came true. Before the puck had even hit the ice. Every player on the New York and New Jersey hockey teams got into a massive brawl. Eight players were ejected less than two seconds into the game, but fans were thrilled to see how the bench warmers would perform when they inevitably also got into fights.

Bill did Emmy do well enough to win? She got four right, eight more points, her 11 falls short of Adam who is today's champion. Well done Adam. Well done Adam. There you go. In just a minute we're going to ask our panelists, now that we know Google's incognito mode isn't really incognito, what would be the next thing that turns out just to be a lie? But first let me tell you that Wait Wait Don't Tell Me is a production of NPR and WBEZ Chicago in association with Urgent Haircut Productions, Doug, Berman, Benevolent Overlord, Philip Godekir, Rezar, Limerick, our public address announcer is Paul Friedman, our tour manager

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Our production manager is Robert Newhouse. Our senior producer is Ian Chilag. And the executive producer of Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me is Michael Danforth. Now panel, what else that we believed in will turn out to be a lie? Alonzo Bowden. We're going to find out Elon Musk is not a real person.

Emmy Blotnick. Those Allbirds sneakers actually just socks. And Adam Burke. You know that thing your parents tell you that you can be anything you want as long as you work hard enough, that's a lie. Well, if any of that happens, we'll ask you about it. And wait, wait, don't tell me. Thank you, Bill Curtis.

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