WAR MODE - 420eve Ft. Matt

Episode Date: April 19, 2025

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I'm about to curse the fuck out. I think we're actually on the cusp of something exhilarating and terrifying. America Grande, Okubo. Maga people, you guys are really dumb. Seriously, the whole world knows you guys are dumb. Only you guys don't know about it. You sound like a fucking retard. Oh, I'm black! I'm black people!

Nobody gives a fuck about that! Kill that shit! Welcome to my world. Where's my little baby boys? Ah! Comes with the territory. L-Lie. Do it, pussy.

When the lockdowns happened, you guys remember I wasn't scared at all? Everybody was scared because I understood what was happening. I didn't want to be this fucking short! I've accepted. I've come to Pete's. I've come to terms with it. Hey, you girls. Beautiful. I want to steal your dirty underwear after you take them off and when you're not around,

smell them. Yeah! What's it like to be around them? Um, I want to storm chase when I get older. Hopefully I'll be on the news one day. Maybe that's what the Jews want me to think. Now we're talking. That's level three. I can ask which two better brothers to ride with.

Sometimes I call it Nigga Lou. Okay, okay. Sometimes I call it Ching Lou. I see. Sometimes I call it Junkie Luke. Yeah. But my favorite name now is The Badlands. Keep smiling.

God bless you and God bless America. Bye. Fuck you, T-Shirt! Get your damn thing going, Black M'Lam! I said, Black M'Lam! I'm all Black M'Lam! Black M'Lam! This is perfect, bro. This is pretty much the same exact studio that we had in my house. Billy's good at remaking one studio. And he'll do it for at a price.

One trick pony. Yeah. This cost table 350. Nice. American flag free. Yep. I put it on. Dude, we got a deal on these chairs.

We got a devastated deal on these chairs. I heard, dude. And Bill stuck it to the dude. No, no. Zem was not happy about it. This guy named Zem, he was like, it was in where Zem... Who are these guys that have 40 million office chairs on them? Yeah? And bill goes in there like with his fangs out like dude. This is such a good deal

We had to drive up here guys started son do like literally crafts world He was just like oh, would you have come if they were 500 bills like nah? He's just like falling out He's like I'm gonna have to raise these prices after you guys like the whole time. were there for like 20 minutes. Oh, no skip tone how about how like we're basically stealing This is great. I mean dude. You should have been like the Irish for haggling people. They were very haggling We're known for making deals Dude damn you zammed them out. I mean I got him pretty bad Matt busted his ass last night on the road line Well, I should have been in the hospital you ever see that video the fact check that like flips over I lived it. I live the video

Tom Tom was there he almost videoed it He was like I was gonna just like record you doing the zip line He decided not to he he saw the spill I mean dude spade imagine jumping where is it? It's the one that was at the Airbnb. They ran in last time Just that thing just imagine jumping off a five-foot ladder and landing on your ass. Did you get the wind not that day? I got fucked up. I thought I thought I'd like had to go to the hospital Tom saw it and he goes I thought you were gonna be like for the rest of your life I shorter today. He thought I was gonna be hey buddy in get wow on the whole

You're gonna spend your life doing hey buddies at Wawa. Yeah, I thought I for real broke my neck. I landed on my, luckily, so it was like, there was like, my options were like the areas you can land are like soft moss, the softest moss, or just giant rocks. Lucky it's been raining so much too. Yep, and I landed on the softest moss or just giant rock Yep, and I landed on the softest moss on the softest part of my ass like my the big the meat on the cake You got a lot of ass a lot of thank God So I landed on my ass like muscle and then hit my elbow my elbow scratched up Then my neck just took the final kink and like I feel like I got in a car crash That's all you know you get in a car crash. That's all Yeah, I got fucked up but it could have been worse that's what I mean when we skated in Texas I was watching myself

Fall on the one not that we didn't get the leg break on video But I was just watching myself fall and I was just like damn dude. I'm getting older Yeah, falling like a geezer Yeah, it sucks so bad. I watch myself falls like fuck through the dark wood dude. I'm kind of destroyed right now Yep, you do those like take ten quick little steps like do yeah, I'm fully back now Yeah, the first time yeah, I started doing like things and shit like that and I feel completely better Yeah, I'm almost for real. I almost fucking broke my neck last night I jumped like like I like kicked my kicked my legs up and Grabbed the thing and just jumped as far as hard as you guys are gonna have to stop and just realize you're old

I know you're gazed out. I know that was I mean the gray hair is like God telling you yeah I know I can't help it. I can't I couldn't help it. I did it like 40 times. Here's the thing though silver lining dude that thing was getting looser and looser every time it like rattles and shakes the thread comes out a little bit So that could have been one of the kids. It's crazy that they have that for an Airbnb. It's such a liability Yeah, the rental is no I mean, it's like shout out to them for just like living life, but Trampoline to right. Oh, we have a trampoline This is crazy zip line and a fucked up pool slide well They have they also yeah, they the pool side so they like the holy trinity of lawsuits, and then they have a kid land under

Under the trampoline they cleared all the dry leaves out except for under the trampoline There's a fire pit right next to it so those leaves catch that it's dressed I catch that it's dressed in I Was looking at it with a fire going last night I was like bro if one of these embers pop and hit those leaves that trampoline is gonna be From Toy Story's backyard. Yeah, it's gonna melt Yeah, I was jumping on the trampoline for like an hour and a half with all like the nieces and nephews I could feel my heart moving. Yeah

Dude I've been doing sprints lately and I now crazy dude, I can barely move dude Yeah, dude. Because this is not for you. I know. I'm just trying to have a little fun. Dude, I've been doing sprints lately. And I now- This is crazy, dude. I can barely move. Dude, now when I sprint, I think you're the one telling me when you sprint, it aligns your body. I know.

It's like I get into all this stuff because Arnold says that you'll rust if you stay still. And it's true. Because I wake up in the morning, dude, and getting down my two sets of steps is like, hold on to the handrail. My are like tight and I'm just like warming them up your feet yeah in the morning everything kills you bottom my feet hurt yeah dude when I get better brother getting very old dude when I when I do the sprints now my fingertips are numb like the blood doesn't get to my fingertips yeah I would be afraid to sprint I would be afraid like it would be like if you watched a droid like blow up

What where you hauling at track but like in public track, I wish I would track to do the track is so nice man You got me sir dangerous. What do you think you're clocking on the 100? I got a time I'm counting yourself while you're running. I should 15 be 15. 2, 3. Probably yeah. I was at 15. He's probably faster honestly. Yeah 15 is like eighth grade shit. Yeah, you could probably run with eighth graders. Yeah, I think I could. I could probably smoke. I think I could smoke eighth graders. Dude I'm telling you. Dude, I'm, I was. Eighth and ninth graders are fast as shit, bro. Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm hauling a lot of machinery. They are all geared naturally. They have muscles, but they have no fat. Yeah, they're right. You're right. I'm holding their own lot. They have I'm hauling a lot of machinery. They are all geared naturally They have muscles, but they have no fat. Yeah, they're just ripping Yeah, but did they have the data? I just I'm gonna do one lap. They can only do the hundred

I know Well, some of us 39 year olds can only do 400 yeah, you're just going back to becoming a little boy. I'm telling it feels good though, man It's still like to hit the sprints and all that stuff Yeah, I wish I could do that stuff. You could do it. He's got his crack it up I'm like all and all this like Japanese shit when I'm watching stuff on TV now And I was watching like this there's a movie called Tokyo Cowboy It's like a reverse gung-ho and then I what I was like you guys remember gung-ho have you ever seen it? Oh, dude

It's great Michael Keaton and like the Japanese come to Pittsburgh or something like small Pennsylvania town to show them how to like run a factory and they start doing jumping jacks and duck squats and start doing like morning exercises dude Michael Keaton it's like norm from Cheers it's great but like I was watching the exercise like I can't do any of this shit maybe a jumping jack but a duck squats like you like yeah the Japanese jump. And it's like a warm up to your day. Yeah, the Japanese had it figured out. The Japanese are out of their minds, dude. That like, just being an old Asian man in a park doing like weird calisthenics is kind of...

It's kind of like what I want to do. That's what you're supposed to do. I'm actually pretty close to that. My pool, my aqua aerobics are... I've actually been swimming like a fool too. That's awesome. You busting that in a public pool is crazy. Dude, hitting the run... You wearing a shower cap for...

9AM. Or swimming cap is... Swimming cap? Yeah man, swim cap and goggles. He's a missile. That's a missile bro. You got dude, you need the goggles. You need the goggles. Get flippers pussy. I do, they have, well they have one of them. I'll get them. I'll get the shark one. They have the swimming cap that's a shark fin, but I am like dude that might be a step too far if I go in the public pool with the shark fins We'll have public pool and goggles is elite perverts. That is it's just me I know but if someone else gets in there you have the goggles or you have media. It's an immediate. I'm gonna lapse I'm in the lap lane. I was in the public. I was in the public apartment. Just in the middle of lap lane underwater What's a lap lane? So you know that they have like the

Psychopaths, you know, there's a beat, you know, like we're in a pool, but there's that one side that has like the dividers No, I'm talking about you ever go to a pool. There's always like a little like a public pool Yeah, okay, like Garner Valley's pool had like a little section. Yeah, like me. Yeah Swimmers like myself dude swimming for real Is the it's such a sick? It's like an ethereal party. I mean it's just embarrassing for me I that's that's why I kind of like your pool here. I mean hottest chicks ever walking around get the pump That's what I was gonna bust it out boys get snorkel goggles, bro Huh, don't even pick your head up just get the sn snorkel. Stay under, stay submerged. Just do breath holds all day long.

Every time I think about swimming myself, I think about the beginning of the Da Vinci Code where he's swimming, then the dude rolls up and he's just like, you're the Illuminati. I can tell by the pin that you're wearing. It's the Vatican pin. Are people trying to chill when you're doing this?

The apartment pool right now is so cold. Because like, like dude in Austin They open their pools. You're carrying the boats pretty much. I'm carrying the boats, bro And I get in the waters cold waters freezing cold know what I say good Good So cold dude. It's like the water is like 65 70 degrees Oh, but you get in there you start moving I will say the freestyle is hard the breaststroke anyone can do that you get under especially with the gogs on

And it's just two breaststroke Strokes and then you come up for water and that time underwater is just so peaceful dude It's like it's my favorite thing how long does it take the rings to go away after you're done swimming with my eyes are fucked Up for a minute, bro, cuz I keep the gogs tight So I got I want to go to sleep now wake up with like a wrinkle for like half the day if I goggles on it I can't fuck with them at all do I need the full face mask get a little more attached the nose Yeah, the norc snork. I don't like it snorkle. I can't do any kind of breathing with that It's just I need the whole situation

Yeah, yeah, I'll breathe them. I'm a target. I am like this. I'm like disconnected from my body I've dealt with this for a while. You say you are like transcend. It's like the reason I don't know I'm about to shit myself It's like all this stuff. I'm just in my head. I'm not in my body I have to learn how to stay present. That's a good point get in the water will help you crazy brag, honestly Transcended they say the bind is heaven. It's kind of retarded. it's like I might have been from The Fallen, who the fuck knows? Yeah, there's like a dude who's playing the video game for fun. It could be a Septuarian, it could be a Septuarian or whatever it's called. Do you ever see the Septuarian starseeds or whatever?

No. I mean Billy knows, but I think Billy is a starseed. I've seen them at Monroans too, whether they're telling the truth or not is another story. There's a whole new type of dude on Instagram. It's just a bald guy with a big head. He's like, I'm actually a septuario. The dude channel people goes, hello, how are you tonight? I'm not a nerd with a giant head. I'm a septuarian star. Yeah. There was a chick who tried to claim that at Monroe Institute.

She's like, yeah, I've talked to platienceades before in the one like instructor was like, alright, dude And they get what they get back into remote viewing. It's like a Mexican standoff. Oh, there's a structure. Do you like it? I wish you could have done it, dude. You guys have such like a borderline What a line dream powers I would have all yeah, I would love to go to that thing I would have enjoyed that on gut like I mean, there's nothing stop you can go Yeah, that's not me six years of your life. I know think about that. That's pretty wild fucking important, dude And I have a lot I like dream a lot I've been on the L theanine as well and I that's a good sleep one L theanine

I've been taking that before bedtime. You're getting close to biohacking bro. I have been biohacking bro. Catch up Nice I'm gonna try to get that deep sleep dude. I hit magnesium glycine and I can't pass out. Got that. Really? Yeah I'm already on that, it's part of the sleep stack. And then how many are you on? Do you have like a pill thing?

No, I just go back and forth. Really dude, the biggest ones right now, the Maka, I like everyone should take Maka. I mean you've been on Maka for years. But I've been off and on. Bro I'm telling you, Maka is where it's at. Dude, we were painting you, you've been on Maka for years, but I've been off and on bro I'm telling you Maka is where we were painting. I know with Maka powder. How'd you like it? I like it It's pretty nice inches or centimeters and he was doing Shilajit. Yes. I do Shilajit as well Yeah And I have Shilajit on dude, I'm telling you they I mean the way that they go get the Shilajit is crazy

And that's really I don't know when we started doing this as people I'm just kind of shit fascinating the mountain to my house I don't know if the people climbing the mountain for the Shilajit are necessarily putting it in a box I mean, I can probably scrape the fungus off my feet put it a jar. Yeah tell people But you get shredded boner doesn't lie that's the thing you wake up in the morning you're just fucking yeah I mean that's a sign of high testosterone so it's working how many CCs you want? none I'm all adaptogens I swear to God I've never taken test I just like don't fall like Mark Gwyer did dude. Yo dude you gotta get into the Barry Bonds interview Barry Bonds is fucking blow my mind right now what happened they do the man

He was definitely on steroids obviously, but I mean man the cockiness of this motherfucker talking about baseball I never realized baseball was just like in depth of war. Oh, it's great. It's totally my batters are at war with pitchers Yeah, it's a mental game. It's fucking nuts, dude I in fact I've only played like fucking backyard withle ball with tennis ball with a ball bat tennis ball Sometimes we would load the bat. That's nice. Tape it up make it heavier. I don't run derby Oh, yeah, yes a moonshot with the tennis ball and a metal bat. That's what we would pitch with one bounce one bounce It's nice. Oh, yeah What weight bounce on the tennis ball? So you do like you could pitch it and you could do it. It would spin. Yeah, you don't know where it's going

great pitch But like a side bounce it it bounces Yeah, it's great. It's a curveball. Yeah, it's about a double curveball change the rules dang. Yeah, I never played baseball Never played in the league. Nope, like in like BYC and stuff I was terrified bro. That ball would come at me and it's like yeah, I've got 40 mile per hour pitches and I was bailing Yeah I bailed on t-ball cuz I'm I had to two eye hits from a bulk wall trying to catch like a grounder Oh, it's obviously they put me a shortstop cuz I'm little really they put me like right in front They're like, oh, yeah, you're little so you'll do this and it was like ball bounce Hit my hit my fucking thing right my eye

They put me in right field cuz I'm gay as hell They beach me at right field is like never never So much of that I was watching this shit on Netflix has this thing on the Red Sox and one dude just blows fucking literally like missing like fly balls and shit Really standing under it the ball falls next on stuff. That'd be me I was I was good at second base. I like if the ball was coming to me I could like catch it really good, but then I couldn't throw it to first base from second base was out I didn't want a lot. It was not that far

I'd be right thing right in the middle why I I did pitch for while I was wild thing But I would dude I would fucking throw it and I was like I don't want to like beam it at first base I end up throwing like it I would throw it like too soft and it would just fall short of first base and I'd be Like what the fuck and I'm like, I don't want to play this game anymore. I hate this. It's all I actually I'm gonna go Cry the dog out Yeah, I watch those videos of the fucking moon landing or whatever the Katy Perry go ladies face that yeah It's padding my case for me right now. They're pretty much doing the work for me. What do you mean? I'm really so fake yeah, Katy Perry was talking all this shit about like it was a journey

And then I looked it up. It was like 11 minutes Yeah, and then million dollars million dollars a minute the thing that fucks me up is you're in space I don't believe that allegedly all right, so I think they went up there They just penetrated a million a minute like why because all dude think about you take a boat out It's fucking like 500 bucks and gas just to like party around an advertisement for rich people to go up to space Is that what they claim so? It's just a fucking flex My thing is it yeah, dude. Here's my thing. With Oprah and John of God.

Here's the thing though. The whole thing, Katy Perry's like, I fucking, she's covered in fucking weird shit. Oh yeah. But dude, if you're in space, and you're like, here we are in space, and you're going to look at a camera and fucking do little shit for the camera. It's not about her

spade, it's not about hers, but raising awareness for all women, dude, not her. Even though she's not about her spade. It's not about hers But raising awareness for all women do not her you know she's an inch her note her nose touching the lens of the camera Doing like selfie shit when she's in space. I don't believe it. She's doing Instagram. You should be in all True He's on some weird shit bro, that's T that That's CC's a T. Oh, yeah, that might be DECA He might be on like D ball and that's some old school shit. He's on you ladies want to go to space I'll give a fuck. Yeah, they say like you know, there's men. I care less to turn it up there. I Think shaped like a dick. It's crazy. Yeah, yeah, of course. They're freaks

Well, dude, they said they came down gale They all came down being like everyone's gonna be so stoked on Us everyone like literally the entire world was like shut the fuck up Everybody they were like shame on you guys. This is actually raising first of all they went for raising awareness of women taking up space That was their whole thing like actually we're taking up space. That's what that's what they're calling It was like a so tired of chicks you know about shit, dude Dude well there was like they try to start like a like a new me too like me too Me too. Say what you want about me too was fire. It caught a

Two was fucking fuego dude, but they try to do we're not top they had everybody Yes, F1 me too is F1 taking up space was the new wave. They're like we're taking But they then they came down they landed everyone's like boo And they're like well actually just so you guys know Jeff Bezos is gonna launch all the trash and outer space and we were raising awareness for that It's like the dudes a fucking billionaire. He owns a newspaper. It's a million dollars a minute He doesn't get up there. He doesn't Katie Perry and Gale fucking Kings dumbass if he wants to raise awareness He could send like I get it out Sydney Sweeney, bro. He could send like

Keep her down, but my thing is like your grandmas are like older ones send them up Yeah, yeah But if like if you're really trying to raise or how about this send some fucking trash in the outer space Sending Katie Perry and I guess his wife was on board too. She's was his wife on board Trying to raise or how about this send some fucking trash in outer space sending Katy Perry And I guess his wife was on board too. She's was his wife on board I don't like talking bad about girls. They're so cool. They give us babies. I hear your respect women On earth once our space here is fair game wait or so

There was bullshit the whole thing is to send the trash to space yes Yeah, that's Bezos wants to send that's like from fucking Idiocracy landfill 85 to 100 a ton So how many tons of trash you're gonna get on a rocket ship to put the space? I don't know whole thing is like wait. Yeah like yeah aluminum. I know you gotta break orbit Wait, yeah, like yeah aluminum. I don't get a break orbit They get sent out like you know even paper paper gets heavy as ball heavy shit Yeah, one box of paper Jeff is fun

Probably have to throw it off. Yeah, if we get it all the way to the Sun and it burned that would be cool That'd be pretty sick. Yeah, like little like shipping containers that would just float Yeah, and we just keep sending them up like the dumpsters dude. That's a good invention What think about that a railway to the like a hundred yard can that you can just fucking shot That's what basis is trying to do and you fucking assholes around here talking shit on the mission women are taking up This is any trash fucking spaces bill goals on fucking flat earth right now. No, I'm out flat earth I saw flat earth Dave was saying some like crazy shit like he Everyone thinks they know fucking everything like the dude flat-earth

They came out hating on Sam Tripoli and Carol and why are they what why are they a war with each other do you like? Literally mental retards. He was like if you don't think that it's crazy, dude These guys are CIA operatives because they don't think that Jimi Hendrix is Morgan Freeman. It's like bro. Look at their fucking faces They're not the same dude That's my problem with the Challenger what all those people are They're not the same dude What oh yeah all those people are like these are the same people and I like I'm just like they're not the same people I I'm wondering if people like can't see that good Yeah Flat Earth Dave took a gig a L because they went to Antarctica and they saw the Sun for fucking 24 hours 24 hours son

It's hard to explain on a on an ice wall. Yeah But wait, so the Sun 24 hours proves that earth is round yeah that's what they say and there's a globular model okay it makes sense so he went up to be like dumbass and just film the sun for all 24 hours this guy could just be on the brink of heaven true this guy brought everybody all the flat earth like Jaren ism like all the goat flat-earthers Christ Almighty man, sorry Better that sounds like prehistoric This dude was like now flatter if you come on I'll show you the 24-hour Sun and he brought them all down like he paid for them to all go down in Antarctica

Just watch it and then go alright, so are you done? And they're still not done. They're like now this was not Yeah, they've already died on the hill dude. They're not going to that's what I'm saying. It's a trap. It's what they do What's that haggles yet to her our trap? It's like flat earth or globe Yeah, I literally just think we're on a fucking plane of a dimension whether it's a globe or rounded or curve saying there's no earth There's earth There's no Earth. There's Earth. I don't know where.

There's space. There ain't even Earth. You're not real. But I mean, really, it's just your mind fucking transmitting frequencies. But that's what I'm saying. They got everyone fighting for their lives about the Earth is flat. I have no idea what it is. Sure.

Everyone that you saw the picture of Katy Perry up there didn't look like much of a curve. There's way too many. The thing that always gets me is there's too many lies coming from NASA. So if you're actually. I mean the phone call from the moon is the one for me. It's unreal. What'd they say?

They said that back in 69, they did a phone call to Nixon. From the moon? From the moon. But like say you watch the news, right? Dude, we don't even have full cell service in America. The technology that got us to the moon exists in this phone. That's how hard the computers were going Yeah, if you pulled off a bank heist from across the world on a phone, I bet dude

You're a beast. You got to the fucking moon on this thing. There's no shot in hell Yeah, well, they do have like the command space station where like Houston we have a problem I know but like when you watch we could do that right now. I go in the other room. Yeah I'm on Mars. It's crazy as fuck. Neil, what's going on? What about like walkie talkie? You can't sound like walkie talkie signals from space? From space.

Dude, Matt, you're really like, the distance is crazy. The distance is crazy. Two cans on a string? Yeah. You watch. You watch. Mega strings. You watch.

When you used to watch the news, and they would say, hey, Catherine, how you doing out there on 76? Yeah, she would wait a second Have you Paul's yeah a second because it takes a little while to get there sure if you're across the country takes even longer Yeah, if you're halfway across the earth it takes even longer if you're in space. What was it like two seconds? He responded Yeah, they're on the music. How you doing over there, and they're like Go good. Literally you can hear what you go. Okay. It's like do you think they have? That's fucking crazy and nobody else believed it's about milk. Don't you think they have like advanced military technology? There's not showing people who knows maybe what that's all that tic tac stuffs for but just going to the moon is like that's kind of

Weird yeah, it'd be like and then now let's just skip that now. We're talking about Mars. I do yeah Yeah, there's a Van Allen belt around the entire earth with tons of radiation really you can't get through it I thought we have a ton of satellites too where are they they just went up on they just I've seen the starlings I've seen the starlings but when they go up there where the fuck are they supposed to be covering the entire earth and those people just went up in that thing and they're looking around you probably just blast through it's just like a gay that thing and they're looking around. You probably just blast through them It's just like a gate. They're probably they're probably really far apart and moving really fast allegedly They're spinning like it's out of control. You're in space. Everything's like yeah

I've heard there's like layers and there's a there's like different satellite layers where there's like the close ones and there's ones that go Super far out and then they just die and they become like junk satellites Yeah, there's a ton of junk satellites because they had it they had to have satellites to blast Elvis all across the country back in the day Elvis was a first person huh they had radio lines. No they did TV Elvis in Hawaii Aloha from Hawaii was the number That was like the biggest satellite. Yeah, they blasted him across the entire world He was the first person to have his image projected like that Jerry getting in his show were like they made him make these movies like back to back to back? No, he know oh, yeah, dude. He they like forced him into being an actor

He like wanted to do other stuff and he had like this guy. Yeah, these controlled him man Yeah, he got for real. He got like destroyed. I like Elvis still that's what I was looking at this thing like Twitter's fucking kill Me right now because they found a planet. That's what I was looking at this thing like Twitter's fucking kill me right now because they found a planet That's like little inhabit life, but it's like fucking far shit away But it's fully aquatic like the whole thing's covered in ocean then people are arguing the comments like can't have fire can't have combustion They're behind us like dude. How do you how you pulling this out of your ass wait? What are you saying? They're just saying there's chance of life but the whole thing seems to be an

ocean and there's these brainiacs in the comments like it's a whole gotta get off Twitter I love reading it dude it's crushing your brain dude it fucks you up makes me fucking die because anything that happens people immediately just go Is this true? I know. It's fucking whatever it is. Dude, I... School shooting at Florida State. Accrock, did this happen? Yeah, if I open up X, it's just like 14. It's pretty insane, man. It's just like the most nutso shit nonstop.

And people are pissed on there too. It's like everyone's having a bad time. It's a bad vibe on there. It's an insane vibe. Oh, dude, I was reading that book here yesterday and I didn't know that Saturn was the start of Satan's realm. Oh yeah dude. That was fucking me up.

I kept thinking about that last night. You didn't watch that Ike fucking, like the Saturnalia bloodlines and stuff like that? No, I didn't know that as soon as you pass Saturn's rings you're in the devil's fucking domain. Supposedly and there's a black, there's a cube on fucking Saturn and certain people worship cubes, Muslims, Jewish and all these people. I was when I was not Christians, sun

worship. I was reading that fucking book, right? And the Christians worship the sun and people get rice. I said this to a Mexican friend of mine. I was like, yeah, your son worshiper at school. He's like, what are you talking about? You worship the Sun, right? You worship Jesus. It's a Sun worship thing He got fucking very pissed. Is that like raging as machines all as I think so this one. Yeah, so there's sun worship cults like Christianity and stuff like that and literally what's happening right now when The Sun reaches the southern cross it dies for three days yeah it stays there for three days and

then rises again spring fucking happens yeah for sure and then all that trickles down into like what else is size it Hindu and all that stuff is Sun too why you asking me is or asterism or they're like fire worshipers yeah also the weird shit I saw with like you know Hindu a Buddhist and whatever the fuck it is you know the elephant mmm yeah if you go to the back of the brain, literally. Yeah Ganesh It is the back of the brain. So if you like got my brain and flipped it It looks like an elephant and that's what they worship. That's I think like This is literally I'm just fucking making this the fuck up

But I think like if you're if you don't know shit and all day long your thoughts are fucking in your head coming from here Once you die dudes are popping that open So if you first sure fuck is going on if they know their thoughts are coming from their head Like when you die all your boys are probably popping like dude see what's in there this means notice What are you talking? I see you look at your brain like the Egyptians like the pineal gland all that stuff They're like chopping people back in the day. Yeah, yeah, no, that's true, man. They're like how does this guy work? No, there's this thing where um in that uh? Mercy I'll lead book the dude was like yo man from way back in the day We were chopping off people like if you died we were I would be like yo, he's my friend man

We can't leave him here. They don't just take his head. Yeah, and then like there was a thing like maybe one day If I keep the head he'll come back People still do this billionaires do this they freeze they could you they decapitate themselves I mean I and they free freeze just their heads you can either freeze your whole body This is like the pinnacle of like Bitcoin stuff if you get a lot of no dude. They're all cloning I swear to God Nick's right about the clone. Yeah, they're saying it's 1.5. Mill. It's really not that what don't tell him that for a clone Like a Jamie Foxx, so you I got it I got a dawn control my clone though

He's got to be a little smaller than a little guy a little smaller so when daddy comes home about yo Well, it feels different My clothes just locked in a basement. I'm like you're such a fucking dumbass dude the fuck out of the way give him slightly day Now I'll know it'll get in the market. Oh, they'll know it's up Okay, the market. I'll be so scared if you make a clone and then that clone tries to take you out. Oh That's what yeah It's your dark matter. Do you read the book dark matter now to show too. It's all about like multiverse battle in your own clones They're all trying to smash your wife. It's pretty sick

It's such a good book dude. They get so violent for the watch out for the other guy Yeah, they get so violent for Bay Yeah, but the in the that's the Book of Wisdom sp pay got me the tick tock shop take the I mean, it's cool I look as sick as fuck deep as I need any pictures and I need fucking I've been trying to get them in his stuff But I'm going to like I don't know what it is that I'm like he needs picks. Yeah diagrams picks charts Useful, they're pretty cool They get stained in my fucking brain Yeah, man

It's like just from reading that like the thing that really waked me the fuck out is like once you get into the worship of The black cube. Yeah, what's up with that? The black cube is on Saturn and like the Muslims all roll around the black cube You know, yeah, yeah, they're fight that fucking you see King Charles hit a lot like no, that's fine. What did he finish it? Finish it like Nate DS Fucking the Jew boys have the little black cube on their head. Is it a cube or don't it's a cube No, no, that's the kippa. Okay, they have a fucking to rich people hat Yeah, they have a cube they put on their head What look it up and they wrap the fucking shit around their arm. They start fucking banging back and forth Oh and they go to the wall like the orth no just in general they'll fucking like stim his hands are so fucked up i don't know wait i don't

know jewish people are cubes on their head got fat digits too and connor's not gonna like that let me see i don't know jewish people like cubes on their head yeah oh yeah they're called teflons and then they wrap the rope around their arm yeah and then they can talk to God and these people with a fuck when I've never seen that before there's so many different species Yeah, I mean they got like three We got a missile plane. I haven't seen something like that and they bang it on the fucking no They just bat they just like rock like autistic kids. What the fuck? When are they? So this is just a different like sect of them. Yeah different swag Damn, that's oh

Proud drip. Oh, yeah, don't give a fuck, but they don't wear that in public. You don't start now It's only when they're going hard Cruise around that on some of the cube on there is sometimes. Yeah, dude. I've seen it I've seen maybe as a fly never seen the game. Yeah, they have a whole nother They have a whole nother world. Yeah, for real notice fucking those Tim Allen be like, yep start humping the wall Yeah, they pump the wall. You ever see him up the wall. No, this isn't like don't they don't they have like isn't the wall? Near the rock to it on those two things like around the side of Mecca cuz yeah, the Muslim guys circle it I have no idea where fucking Mac is it I think it's in like

I think it's in like Isn't it all right next to each other and around like Jerusalem and shit Yeah, they all decided to convene on the worst place in the world I know they all argue over have they ever seen Florida is shit ass. They have believe me Yeah, they said like they got it was like that books fucking crazy because it just shows you all these fucking wild-ass pictures What's the thing behind the cube? So if the Sun is like literally the Sun making its dissent You're worshiping fucking the heavens above. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean dude There's also that thing where like the planets are not where they the planets are in a different spot today than they used to be Yeah, and Saturn used to be yeah

And Saturn used to be a rival to the Sun. Yes Yeah, yeah, I didn't know that's like this thing called Thunderbolts product a lot of people debunk it's just fun to watch It's cool. Like there's a thing where like this the night sky looks completely different. Yeah, I mean dude There's people like say there wasn't there wasn't a moon for a long time What yeah, like the moon's kind of new. I mean, dude, people with blue eyes is new. The color blue is new. I mean, all this is fucking hearsay. This is the shit I see on the internet. I made it up. I made it the fuck up. I mean, it's you know, the thing about, yeah. No, but the, uh, trying to live a mythopoetic life. Exactly. And you should be able to do it. If people can do

whatever they want with, you know, yeah, exactly. I mean, using stuff. Yeah. Why can't we believe cool shit like this? But they said that the people who worship like the sun, not saying Christians are better than everyone and that shit, but the people who worship the sun worship like God. And then the people who are worshiping the black cube are trapped in the physical. So they do everything for the fucking physical realm and like they just live in here. Our thing is like, we want to, you know, meet God and stuff. They think God is, or Jesus is in hell, covered in fucking shit. He's getting, he's getting in a dark place.

It's in the Taliban. You're in, you're in, you're in the Taliban. What was it? Talmud. Talmud. Yeah, whatever. How the fuck? Who said Jesus is covered in hell? Go to the Talmud. Bill, would you get. Yeah, whatever. How the fuck do you say it?

Who said Jesus is covered in hell, covered in poop? The Talmud. Bill, would you get out of there, man? All right. You asked me about the black cube. It's not... There's got to be a better way to say this thing. The Muslims fuck with Jesus.

Just as a prophet. The Talmud is not Muslim. I know that, but I'm saying the Muslims... First you said the Taliban fuck with Jesus is covered in poop. Slipped up. And they probably do think that because they're real dicks sometimes. to be warfare Larry fuck the time. Oh, is that good? It's intense as fuck and what like when I said no frills. I was not hating or anything It's just like there's no bullshit. So there's no like stuff where you're just like come on man like why yeah

It's just there's no women in the Taliban. It's literally just exactly how it said it happened and that's it and it's fucked up dang It's a fucked up movie, but yeah, that's usually Alex Garland makes he's doing 28 days later, too. That looks scary shit Yeah, that's scary. That trailer scares every making that movie 20 years. It's just a sequel. Okay, there's 20 days There's 20 pretty much remaking it again. Oh, they're gonna make it after the virus came out Basically 28 years after the big scary dude predictive programming No, no, I wonder if they had a Fauci That would be in that universe. He should be in jail, bro. I know he well he got it. Yeah, like super pardoned No, but I heard an auto pen

I heard they can still prosecute. They're not gonna prosecute him. Come on, bro I mean, I'd be cool. They did I look I literally thought Hillary Clinton was going to jail. So I thought that for years I thought she was going to go to jail. I gave up. I was like, she's not going to jail I still get ricocheted a kill cap There's a fucking how many bodies and Fauci will just give me he'll just get pardoned Like if she goes to jail the next Democratic president will pull him out That is fucked. I hate like dude. There's there's complains This is what I was like waiting for for so long because of all the shit I got for Kovan

Yeah, all my boys You have no idea where you're talking about spades send me a video where Fauci is contradicting himself for five minutes arguing with himself Yeah, yeah, yeah great mashup. It's a fucking amazing mashup. Yeah, that's shit. Yeah, I mean dude Yeah, that's the one I still I don't know if I'm just getting like It's just a sigh. Oh, it is in the past, but it is a past the past. He's in your past. That's the thing That was fucked up though As soon as a boy as soon as it blew over As soon as it blew over kids. Why you alone?

Guy with like severe Down syndrome hitting on a new neighbor Welcome to my world You married boy boy, so you're all Boy. So you're all alone. For real, it's like my risk is like some chicks on a portion and she's going, Oh shit, here he comes. He just sits there, takes like five steps, crosses his arm, says something and she responds. It's like watching a fucking like revolutionary war guy march.

She responds. He just takes five more steps, crosses his arm. You married? No, you're single. Boy. Wow. That's cool. War guy March she responds he just takes five more steps cross his arm you married no single boy Wow, that's cool, and I just take more steps. Can I shake your hand animal dude? It was it's I watch like seven for the best dude. They all have an expiration date though I know that is in all of them like that's like there was a dude in Garnet Valley that worked at Gnardi's yep And he was my fucking boy. How's my neighbor? Yeah No, no different one different. Okay. Yeah this one. Yeah, this was supposed to Jimmer worked with them though All right, and after JT freeze. Yeah

I forgot my cousin worked there, dude Yeah, every now and then like they immediately radio out Where it's like it? Whether it's accidental or not. They just wind up in a woman's bathroom and they're just Seen black metal Queen No, it's great bro. Yeah, I've seen his monster energy drink ad is the best shit. I've ever seen Yeah, you see when he does the ad no, it's like Viking berry or something He's like drink the but this is what the Warriors drank this from the days of old

He gets so fucking on the bear suit. It's like a minute and a half ad read for oh, dude I gotta fight so fucking good. Those are the berserkers Oh, dude, I gotta fight so fucking good. Those are the berserkers Rfk might just be finding that out. Oh man that one meme where he's like listing all the um, I got it's like It's like all my book my social circle and it's just our ifk jr. Listing all the things of autism Bro, did you see that bet what he was gonna like figure out where autism came from and everyone just like alright who even fucking cares because he said that. He's like dude they'll never pay taxes they won't do it. Never pay taxes. They'll never hold a job. They'll never play baseball. They'll never write a poem.

They'll never go out on a date Use a toilet Ending their life it hasn't even begun. Yeah, what the hell was a fuzzy? I mean dude. He's just talking about the vast majority of He's talking about the head half the head bangers in the toe tap No, the fucking the ones that are like sitting there like kind of chilling on their own, bro Like that's a very small minority of my there's a lot of them that are fucked Yeah, dude, I don't do to love on the spectrum and hit that with the white noise like he's cooked There's also some secret. There's also some edited footage of that might come out on day is this is the best I'm the blood of warriors coursing through your veins impugn you with the might and the courage to face down any foe who comes across your path. Yeah, you like can't get away. That's all I imagine. It's a fucking attack of it They come up on this show. They just as who you send out to go find new land. We want farmland. Yeah, are you married? We'll just carry the boat over to the next river. All right, it is I do think about that a lot, dude if it's

Fucking dumbasses would fucking hit the way To carry the boat? Who's gonna carry the boat? It's all of them. And the Vikings. Wait, why would they carry the boat? So they didn't float away probably. No, they'd get to the next fucking river.

Wait, what? They would get down in Egypt and be like, fuck. And they would just carry their boats everywhere? They'd pick them the fuck up and move them. Bro. Things are heavy as tits. That old-growth wood oh my god the guys that lived on the step used to carry their tents dude like to get like the is it Genghis Khan who the Mongols yeah who the fuck's the one? Yip Genghis Khan? yeah they used to take like full on cribs it's

nuts to watch dude that's fucking that's what I'm saying like you're not doing that if you need white noise to operate like obviously the vaccines are causing autism Because these dudes didn't have autism they might have something else, but they didn't have fucking autism Maybe everyone had it for it might have been a thing you needed to have might be a thing that like gets activated. Yeah Genes get activated that makes sure it could be sleeper cell inside. You'd be chilling living your life But being on a bowling team working going drinking some beers with the boys but then these phones come out and like one dudes like I love this thing civil yeah yeah true pardon the Anderthal or like video games could be like video games took a lot of them out it could be dude it could be

like a useful adaptation we might die off like I mean I'm my stock will make it pretty far actually but you guys have we're fine. You guys will have an empire. We're retrofitted for the new autistic age. You guys will be like the Mad Max ruler. In the desert, drinking gas. Half autistic. Bring him to me. He's in a cusker. Whoa! They're real!

Holy shit. I'm going to say now I don't care that your child died Really offices and shit, it's perfect There does I mean I'm not trying to be a dick but like who can do a job It's planned a boring stupid job that like sucks like they'll rock it and be like this is chill Yeah, I don't know get another monster if you could yeah, if you just keep I mean It's this is what people were like this is what regular dudes are doing though Cuz you got to like put in podcasts in your ears. They're built for it

They can just have they can have like the audio of the sonic movie playing in their ears I don't know how they do it. Cuz like if I have music on or a podcast. I can't read Yeah, I can't do shit. It's Yes, I can only paint I can paint and listen to podcasts and listen to music all day long Yeah, but I can't like do it I can't read an article and have someone talking Ajax was crushing audio books at times to speed I'm still hacking bro Yeah, it's a sick fucking fucking nice. I actually go point eight five you slow Oh, I have like a thing man. You're so anti dude. It starts to like no. I'm telling you man

Sometimes the readers they're reading so fast. It's making me it gives me like a fucking screaming anxiety Yeah, I slow it down a little bit. I go there. We go probably absorb it a little bit better Do you ever hit Ben Shapiro on point five speed? It's probably right sounds normal. It probably sounds normal Everyone sounds like hammer drunk if you put it on point five Ben Shapiro Just a normal dude talking. Yeah, that's we should do that when I worked in a real estate office We would take people from like down south lately voicemails and Speed it up and they sounded noise like the reverse Which appears got a lot of facts. I mean he's a talk fast

If you're surrounded by 25 angry libs dude, you gotta talk fast. Surrounded? Yeah, that's, I've came up with a fucking thing, coin the term, not bragging, but you know how they call everyone Fed boys? Like if you're like a Fed, but you're a Fed boy, there's now Med boys. What's Med boys? Not necessarily Fed boys, they're just dudes who are heavily medicated, like Ben Shapiro, who are on Adderall and Destiny like these are all med boys where they Just sit there and like I don't want to hit the computer now

So fuck up the audio, but they click on the shit vowsh that fucking pervert whose vowsh fucking pervert This one says too much internet. Yeah Twitter clips it's poisoning your mind destiny is a deep cut. That's okay. He's like a season I mean not in his algorithm, bro. No true Adam 22 a fed. Oh, yeah, I don't know. I don't know bro. I don't know what's going on. He's apparently they're broke now I don't know how that works. Wow, that's crazy. I never saw that coming Yeah, some dude predicted like once they pull the USAID money like 4chan will go down Yeah, some dude predicted like once they pull the USAID money like 4chan will go down

Vodkats will go down. That's kind of weird. I didn't think about that. Yeah cool theory. I have Cool theory. He was pretty chill. I don't know He was funny. He was funny You can't like sit like it's just so weird to be like a grown-ass man and have your woman have sex with a man Just go yeah, But I got I think just porn brain cuz you started looking at all the girls and you're like kid I That is porn brain do you like what would that be like to look at that and fuck that oh my god And then you're sitting there like you wake up there in the day and your potentials are like all the porn stars you see yeah And it's also that's like poly life. You're going like another threesome. That's awesome. Then. She's like alright I got my I'm chatting cash in my tokens

You know what would you like to do babe? And you go what the? smell Stand the To try to make that cool like if you're just like dude It's fucked up doesn't make any sense, but the sit there like no actually my life fucking rules like brother Fucked up doesn't make any sense, but the sit there, but no actually my life fucking rules like brother Polly's fucked up because it's it's a it's just a bad idea like dude in the meantime if you're like ripping three sums You're gonna be yeah, cuckoo bird once you hit your says You're not like like the the frustrations of like just two people figure not life together

It's like intensely frustrating But then it kind of sets you up for your older your older years Because you built this whole bank account of like you have no other choice than to find just peace in yourself But if you're just like you know you're gathering your roses while they bloom They're gonna die and then you're left with a weird Polly like wife, and you guys are old and your bodies are failing It's like what do you you're not prepared for like yeah, anal prolapse. Yeah, that's What do you you're not prepared for like yeah anal prolapse? Yeah, that's it Yeah, that's the only thing that pissed me off about that is like they're just stealing my whole shit What do you mean? Cuck is my whole style?

My bread cuck is my whole style. Yeah, yeah, it cocks your bread Kanye tweeted cock is my whole style really You might not know what it means. I have no idea might not know he might he might be into like just getting cooked It is kind of power. I don't get it Yeah, it might I don't understand any of like the power fetishes like wow those CEOs want to be like bossed I'm like dude. Why would you want to be boss? That's great It just could be some weird thing where it's like it's you know if you're especially if you're like a Super power monster that's got a lurk somewhere, and you just take all that stuff and just like yeah actually this gets me hard as fuck

Yeah, I don't know so never really like pinpointed like freak shit. Just like maybe like maybe like good job Like coming and be like good boy that would get Good job like good job like coming and be like good boy that would get me Some free shit people have the opposite of that exactly now imagine lasting look at how much that one Yeah, but imagine okay, so you get the good boy you come she goes good boy now I gotta tell you something you didn't get the job done I'm gonna bring in somebody and I want you to see this. I'm gonna let you you I can't do it No, that would be I'll be like Interstellar. Just banging on the bookshelf.

Yeah, just go, go on! I'd fucking lose it, dude. Yeah, dude, I, yeah, that's fucking weird, man. I saw... Did you ever see the movie Bucky Larson? No. No, it's like an older one. But Dwarf is in it, he's like a porn star.

Oh, fuck, dude, Dwarf's a man. I just had Spade Watch Fallen. You gotta see Fallen, Matt. What's that? Val Kil Kilmer Steven Dwarf. So good. Is it good one of the best? I mean never forget what you are telling all my boys to watch it. I'm holy spade is watch. I gotta check it out I didn't hear about this way. I gotta check it out It's telling you like oh wait till like 2012 might have been a little mini golden age like a little ice age I'm old. Yeah, I'm fine. Please. Myines was sick. It's that out of the furnace movies. I never heard of felon before It does kind of looks low budget cuz it's like low budget. Yeah, yeah based on true story. Really, you know

dwarf and true detective season 3 No worries with purple. Yeah, I remember I remember the season 3 Yes, you know how like what case like she looked like that before we rode across country that kind of vibe But really what fell in the door of true detective season three What felon is is like um it's like a real life So this guy was a prison guard from 89 to 98 in like where Wes Watson throw no shade on his piece What continue so so peace's fucking stalking them

Can't be charged attendees But uh, it's like a real-life version of that where it's like blacks with the blacks Yeah, you know the others all that shit. That's the shit went down and the guards were going crazy They had like literally like a little gladiator arena in the yard yards only about the size of this apartment yards little dude really Val Kilmer walks in there like he owns a fucking place and Dwarf is like a new guy. He's just a wood He's like a new guy that gets brought in AB wants him he got put up But he doesn't want to do anything, but then they make him fight like a little micro pit

And he's from yard. He's beating the shit out of people. I mean dwarfs like as big as me Yeah, it's fucking wild to watch What good ass fucking movie you can barely see it, but yeah Dude, I mean nobody yo, what is it like? Bro Like um, what is that saying where it's like, um, dude you gotta let it play bill like you don't know what angle that's at I hear you but you can't harbor that much was it like what is it like beware like before go I am god I'm gonna see some shit and take it step right it's like

this the thing I don't understand is West Watts when he fight is CSP's by the way You did it's just a little shadow man. I know it could be This is a dark arts Just goes yo, dude. It's a mud. It's a pizza mushroom cat It's a button Yeah, it's a button mushroom. That's what he's working with. But can a button mushroom. Let he is without sin cast first stone But all I'm saying is like you remember when he first came on the scene and he was fucking positive He's like dude, I was by someone's come out your looks fuck that now

He's like sitting there trying to argue with people on fresh and fit stage like dude you shave your arms Yeah, cuz he's dude. He's on the internet He's a guy who's in jail for 10 years and he's dealing with guys like he's dealing with like wallows killing it Wallows the man that's what I'm saying like wallow fucking did years and he's dealing with guys like he's dealing with like wallows killing it wallows the man That's what I'm saying like wallow fucking did it and he's absolutely fine I'm being keep it real. Yeah, but wallow wallow has like he's got something in him, dude And I'll say he's got inner peace West was in my gave his man card up Bro, there he's gonna stomp you dude. I have a gun. He doesn't know I feel like I'm telling you

I think what it is is there's a part of you that was you before you Could even fucking start knowing what's right and wrong like when you're a little kid like your early like yeah Zero to six or whatever some people can keep tapping into that for the rest of their life other people like get lost Yeah, your man card taking away. I mean dude. I it could be anything It could be I mean there's a lot of people out there that get internet brain Yeah, and they fucking lose their shit true He yeah, and it's I don't know I'm guessing he has social media people that like respond because he responds to all the comments everything and there's I think it's him It's so funny

It's so the comments are so funny because he battles people he lives like a sixth grader well dude He's fucking he was selling weed and then got locked up for ten years. You didn't you could pay someone 20 G's Like every quarter yeah, just do your social media, but it does sound sounds dude If he this is the best actor on the planet if he's paying now because you can also get my friend used to do this He used to get he used to get paid it wasn't comments But it was like a forum or he was but those Beezer wasn't mmm I thought Beezer was on the porno or on the easier work for a guy who did something with cams My friend did a thing wasn't comments. He had to go to like it was like either a chat

It was like a message board or something he had to pretend to be like multiple people To try to like come from different sides to make it look like it was really funny The internet's not real. Not at all. Yeah a lot of it's fake. I mean that yeah, that's like the fucking Metcalf shit What did you see that it happened in your state the awesome Metcalf stuff? What were the kids think about that? Kids fucking dead the kids. I'm saying the comments are fucking crazy Like I think I'm paying people to do like people are like fuck this kid all this Stuff it's insane. Oh the kid. I know you got stabbed the kid. Yeah, and then the kid Yeah, I saw a thing about that now the kids family lives in like a big house and that's a big house

I bought an escalator has the pink slips. Yeah escalates 185 right now did trade in 160 Do something with your life I'm just I watch videos with dude song cars. It's like saying what's got true. You do know the Kelly blue book KBB is literally I fucking KBB bullshit. I want to do a jihad on those motherfuckers dude Well, it's been like this forever though. Yeah, it's on the boomers really last long so fucking annoying It's a little AK BB their cribs. Oh, wait till that fucking shoe drops Yeah, what do you mean? They're their cribs are like 800 grand They're living out because at one point interest rates were 1% They're like it was 800 thousand and it still is like that's not how this works brother. How long is now? Dude, the houses are crazy. They're so expensive. I think they're dropping a little bit, but they're still gonna be expensive as hell

I know the boomers are half the reason I'm talking like 30 years from now when we're there It's not gonna be like no one's gonna be able to do this dude. Yeah post boom boy Yeah, do you think the population is actually gonna dip in the boomers go? That's not that's something like that they watch did you see the thing that they just came out with saying they fucked up the whole world population Yeah, wait what what we've been saying. How much? I don't know. Are you fucking kidding me?

They fucked up this whole way. Oh, there's 8 billion people. They're just making the shit up. I, yeah, I always wondered. I've never filled out a census. I've never filled out that government shit. Yeah. I've never. Filled out what year it was, but I think it was 2011. The world's population could fit in Texas. Really? Yeah. Who said that? Look at the fuck up.

It was in John Hamer's book. Uh, but yeah, I mean, there's, they're saying it's like, I think four people and each four people get an acre. What? Yeah. That's fucked up. Texas Texas is huge think about all the others tons of unused land me and spade drove through South Dakota yeah but dude you're talking I mean respect to the res we never take that but obviously you're talking you're talking India China all that it fit all in Texas yes maybe I don't know and you build buildings even how's everyone get an acre though you promise me acre bro people four people to an acre either four

Yeah, the four four here for the fuck it is. Oh, yeah the population shit I don't I don't know how the fuck you count the dude they make aggressive They came to Philly one time and they were like going door to door and being how many people in your house I'm like bro. Don't worry about it. I Just never I don't like that stuff man. It's like to get out Don't be counting heads. Yeah that and you're you ever done. You're dirty not my life. No same. Yeah, I mean it's like I Don't know. I just had shit to do but like They're like it's your right to do. It's like I don't want to do it at all. I'm racist. I don't You can do that I know you just either I'm very you got to probably go

You can do that. I know you just either I'm very you got to probably go say to someone's face I'm saying you gotta go probably like an old black lady and be like damn races. So excuse me, but I'm really racist Sorry, man, I can't do I think you're cool. You're chill. But in terms of jury duty, I'm very rich. I'm racist against whites Scientists have severely miscalculated how many humans are on earth Yeah, I think scientists are scientists. Nobody caps harder than scientists. Oh, I've been saying this dude scientists are scientists nobody caps harder than scientists Oh, yeah, they look we found a new black hole in the Andromeda gout It's like you guys don't know shit about that. Shut the fuck up, dude Like we actually the way the the dark matter which we don't understand was swirling according to our kids. I shut the fuck up Yeah, they just made it. They just said that they fucked up on that too. They don't know shit

They made up a new thing that spins that makes matter What is it some new fucking corks and the Weinstein cortex? Do you like him I don't I Met one of them once bro. I love to give that dude a wedgie. Why? He's a fucking pussy, bro. I hate Eric Douchebag, what's he do? He's just a douchebag like like yeah He's dudes that rub me the wrong way like he's an asshole if you have a theory of everything unless you're Chris Langan I'll let that shit slide cuz I can Wilbur no Chris Langan. That's it. Ken will know you can have a tell Eric Weinstein can't Ken Wilbur's teeth toe is kind of nice. What is it? It is just like a

I'm trying to think how to explain it. It's like a real simple way to break down. Like every single thing has like a physical component. There's like the physical individual, physical, mental, and then there's a collective physical collective mental. It's like pretty simple, but he breaks everything down to that. It's called, I can't really explain it, but he's a pretty chill. He's a pretty chill. T O E sick. T O E. God made everything. He's a pretty chill. He's a pretty chill to e sick to eat God made everything

Channel that's just to a it's like a whole YouTube channel. There's another guy like I can't remember his name right now But I'm reading his book. I'll look it up. It's fucking so sick. There's another guy. I was a to a it's called The books called my big toe. It's your boy. He see he was with Monroe. He is your boy. Dude. That's your boy You can't say it's not your boy. He like worked with Monroe early, early on. He was on Rogan. Yeah. Oh, that dude. Yeah, by the end of it, he kind of fell apart. Not my boy.

The only dude that's my boy is. I read a little bit of his book and same thing. I was like, all right, bro, I can't. Only dude that's my boy is Joseph McGonigal. That guy is a bulldog. I saw him in person. Now, literally this far away from him. Joseph Henrik, dude. This guy is great

It's called secret of our success and the weirdest people in the world another dude Yeah, me and Matt saw this guy James Hollis. These books are great Hollis is nice. Where'd you see house? It's like the young in society. He gave a talk. It's pretty tight Very chill me and Matt went there like a couple fucking intellectuals. Yeah, it's pretty nice. That's an interesting you can't Something about those places though. Is this lecture over? I'm just starting to think about myself breathing and get completely sidetracked.

There's always brutal questioners though. Refreshments? There gonna be a dinner here? That's what happened when we went to the fucking, the Red Pill Expo, that was the best. Grub. There's a dinner here, right? Yeah, there's a dinner here, it's buffet style.

Who asked for the dinner all everyone there Do the red pill expo was fucking sweet. I want to get back. There's probably It's all over. Did you get scammed to the red pill expo? I think Bill was kind of fish out of water at the red pill. That's scammed Yeah, then you sign up for something that we thought we were gonna be media and we got there and we were a couple of shy Boys the next time we go now that we know the lay of the land they got Fucking BTF owed by some podcaster what happened fucking something dude was like he had like a not a road But like another one of them things yeah, and I'll do you know I'm not fucking out here making friends all the you guys my friends Talk to a guy I'm like oh, yo, what's that man? I got I do this shit, too

I got a road and he literally like fucking was like, all right, don't fuck off. Yeah It's kind of like gave me sign. He gave you a cool Don't bother me. I'm fucking cuz he was doing media for the event, but we were supposed to do it Yeah, like we emailed him. We thought we were gonna talk to GI were Griffin, but he's an old dog, bro We saw him. It was like watching the dog. We're like could be any day now still on then he gets off on stage man full of youth and vigor Tapping into that sword probably saving. Yeah, he's probably saving it. Did you buy anything from the products there? Yeah, Billy bought fucking magical band-aids He bought metal band-aids It's like 900 bucks. I was not was 900 bucks. Yo

365 And then you got him for you you walked away with a lot man. You got him for everybody I was it wasn't 300 bucks. It's 300 bucks for yourself. I was experiment. What was the problem? How did I say in a indoor sauna? Yes, there's an indoor saunas Bailed early It's like a little like looks like a moving blanket, but it's a box Yeah, I just sat it looks like he was going fucking the space with basis I was hanging out the tinfoil thing at the Redville exp. And then I talked to that hot chick from fucking Maui. Oh yeah, Maui Land Grab.

She tried to make us all hold hands, but he's paid to do it. Why did you guys hold hands? It's gay, bro. She was like, all right, everyone, we gotta do a prayer for Maui. Let's all join hands. Me and Bill said, now she's trying to get the fuck out of here.

What if you each had one hand with her? He held some chick's hand next to him, old lady. Swag. I had no one. You should've went boy, girl, boy, girl. Excuse me, I gotta go boy, girl, boy, girl. No, me and Spade just old lady swag. I had no one you sure want a boy girl boy Excuse me. I gotta go boy girl boy girl. I mean it's paid us look they do He's doing a pic of that online. I'd kill myself I'd like veto and fucking Johnny Kings go to South Dakota. I mean that's man card for him

That's fucking immediate man card revoke Me and him in the van just us two's band car friend. Me and Tom got fucking motherfuckers on time because of that. I heard. We were driving up from fucking Florida. I was wearing a pink guy Harvey shirt. This fucking guy was just pulled up. Dude it was like fucking. Coral. Coral. Yeah this guy pulled up. Me and Tom were in a conversion. I was like fucking faggots. You faggots. I was like dude what the fuck is wrong with this guy. He just attacked you guys? I have no idea. He just lost his shit on us Tom was potion you do Tom's chicken

Tom's og road king dude Tom Tom fucking with people on the road was my so funny when he owned the truck Oh that thing was a terror the Grumman. Yeah, yeah Terry be on the wall he got this guy It makes me laugh every time I think about it when they dude was like He was just like not paying attention at the light and he did something like made Tom like lurch that truck So he pulled up next one. You know the door is wide open. He's leading a four-cylinder box truck Yeah, it was crazy duty like the doors wide open of the lunch truck and Tom like pulls up to the dude his windows down He goes open your fucking eyes, man

So man the guy was like a boomer you know Tom almost fought somebody in the boost Recently yeah very last week. Are you sure he had all you know bunch of kids with him and this guy was going He like he's just like punishing boomers Tom looks like he's shooting meth into his toe with his camel I'm looking at a fucking boost quarter It is crazy cuz he looks like the dude and he's walking around with like a mother hen energy like fuck you boomer I'm watching kids today Crushes old Before he started fucking yapping out and the guy was like 68 times like would you fucking die already?

The guy was being a jerk in the parking lot. I get that. When you're walking around with little kids and someone's driving fast. You hit them. Haul an ass and boost corners. Hit them with the slow down buddy. I get that. And the guy gave him a like.

It's their kryptonite. They do it to everyone. I know. When you hit a boomer like, slow down buddy with a hand. The guy literally. Especially out there. They own it out there.

And the guy gave him one of those like, I've gotten these before. A guy gives you like a, like what are you even doing? And I willout to him like for you and he just he spaz dude There's only one thing if he had fought if he had if that had reached his full potential and he got in like a serious Like you're a dragger with a six-year-old man 60 Push his ass the fuck over. It's like Mike Tyson Dude uncle Jimmy used to have that like every weekend we went to boost corners. He's chasing someone in the parking lot

What do you mean? You would get in a fucking fight? Dudes would like cut him off Would just be sitting in the backseat like holy shit Like we were going to downing town to play the Whippets, and there was trash falling out of the back of this guy's truck. He had like a, just a regular F-150 or something, and all this shit's flying out. He pulls up, he's got trash flying out,

and the guy goes, gives him the finger, dude, it was like trying to get a dog off someone. He was fucking flying, and we're just sitting there in football pads like, holy shit, holy shit. Oh, dude, I'm gonna fucking fuck you up, you piece of shit. What the fuck is going on? And we're just sitting there football pads like holy shit I still I rage every day on the way down here can't do in the future you guys are gonna be wearing like elk skulls From the airport I did get I got cut off and break checked And it was just like the guy had all it was like Decaled out truck, and I was like you motherfucker and Brittany's like don't I'm at hate's fucking exhaust chill

Yeah, I when they letters letters my thing was even rolling call He just pulled in front of me just it was a crazy move jerk the brakes Okay, all right, and Brittany's like I'm like starting to get around him. Just like stop it. I'm like Brittany scares the shit out of me I'm just yeah, she's a she's chill driving. She was a terrified Drives like a cop chasing somebody. Yeah, dude fucking crazy a lot of cops crash to more than you think Oh, yeah, those guys crash all the not worried about it. They drink and drive all the time It's not their gear it's a crazy thing to live in the world and like understand the concept of policing and then be like I'm gonna do that. Yeah, that's a wild one. It's nuts It's really everyone dude. I I just want to I just want to see the offender. That's all I was like I'm chill

I'm not even mad. Yeah, it was like a kid and I was like you motherfucker And she's like leave alone like a teenager I was I like to do the fake swerve like yeah You motherfuckin do that, but you have the kids in the car. You can't do the face I used to go yeah I've one time had a guy like I was slowly running them towards the guardrail and I'm like you want to play fucking games And dude, I'll get like no CC's. This is just mocking and shillagee. This is be not even that This was years ago, but if someone wronged me on the road and I you know if they were like my bad It's whatever but if I pull up was I always want to get my look to be like, yeah

Are you good? And then if they give me like a what the fuck do you want? It's alright now I'm actively suicidal and And it's just instantly yeah, I have chillers. I've chilled. I have chilled but I mean bill said it a million times all I gotta do is put the my bed the fucking That's what I do dude. Dude if I wrong somebody I put my hand out the window Kingdom of Heaven Yeah, I had a dude pull up on me one time I wronged him and he pulled up on me at the light and he was just ready and he like he was out of his Window and I rolled my window down. I said brother. That was fully my friend with the ball. I said brother

Yeah, I said that's all me. I fully apologize and he went. All right. He was like screaming his head off Yeah, like you're not wrong, dude I if you a lot of the perpetrators in Philadelphia if They'll come up trying to go crazy. And if you were just indifferent, they fucking hate that a guy cut me off I rolled next and I was like bro. What was that? Yeah, what are you doing? And he's like well the fucking guy cut off. I mean it is a futuristic like screens It's all like hot kind of auto driving, but you can kick it in gear if you want But then it's like minority report on the thing yeah, but I could like airdrop you a meme

Yeah, yeah, but you cut me off, and I feel like air driving that'd be nice We're just chilling me like nah guys you did that guy's funny man fuck I wanted to have this where it was like For cars like in traffic to have like the future cars Hopefully like self-driving where it's like as soon as you pull up You're just in like an Xbox live chat with like the 10 cars around you that proximity chat proximity chat Yeah, that my other invention Idea is out there dude bill about my fucking meme idea with the billboards. That's a good idea

Oh, yeah, you can touch your billboards. You could touch tunes billboards So like you're driving by and like I could override what's on there right now five bucks to play and I could hit a billboard and just hit everybody with a meme everybody with like a gif I made you know what I mean I'll be so pumped about that. We always wonder how much billboards are because it'd be hilarious they're like they're there I don't think this tech exists yet I'm just saying like they do have the computerized month If you get a hop on top dog month is like 20,000 bucks Whoa, if you get a hot you want like a 95 billboard

Yeah If you get a hop on like a highway or like a turnpike at least and be like yo in the future if they go to Like self-driving say you hit the turnpike. It's like total self-driving Yeah, also you should be able to hit a QR code to play with the fucking billboards That would be like touch tunes and like I and like account and just like start posting shit Yeah, we have to like choose from their own gifts though because you can throw in a custom gift I mean, yeah all the whole internet started like this and slowly we have group chats Maybe we go to jail for them possibly who the fuck knows they're gonna jail hard and fucking Britain. Are they really for the GC's?

from like eight years ago An old group chat dude joke. It's a joke. I'd go to war. Like this would be, like Billy was like, this is our D-Day. Yeah, for the group chats, it is. We gotta fight Omaha Beach, save the GC. That's got it.

You gotta be like, you guys weren't there. You don't understand it. We could say whatever the hell we want. We had a vibe. It was a mood. Yeah, there's a lot of things where there's just like, there's no explaining how that's funny No like it is

You know, but not you had to read all of them before that they did read all them like this is even worse I'd be like the young thug trial true They read him out like that one actually was a banger I actually was just thinking about on the way here like and then he responded with this gift And I'm like I made that What a one I would jump I would be like the one guy who jumps the bench and just like frog splashes the judge Collapse oh Dude, this is so good. What collapse dad was loving this the fuck

Oh, yeah, there was a funeral in North Philadelphia and the fuck there's big fat ass Puerto Ricans Ricky had a meeting at work about how like this should never happen Don't they also do the weird yo don't don't they also do the weird wakes where they're like sitting there like sipping on 40s and shit I mean, I don't know how Puerto Ricans get down don't they like do that thing where they like have like a like how they were in life they put them on a chair that's Mexican that's my bed that happened into fucking Puerto Ricans is a lawsuit city yeah fucking obsessed with that shit holy fuck hurt so bad dude if you you class get to the thigh? Oh Some dude like they said no one got hurt, but you're definitely fucking feeling it the next day

They got a sue for aura to the or is there? Yeah, huge or I saw Yeah, the aura farming shit on the internet's killing me there There was, when I came back from Palm Beach, there was two dudes that I swear to God, like got face transplants to hide their identity or something. They looked fucking bizarre. They either had facelifts or something. What, like the Bogdalf twins or whatever?

Yeah, literally, something like that. And these two dudes were just walking up and down slow as possible, just looking at their feet. And they kept pulling his watch Sleeve up to show everyone is watch. I was like what the fuck people watching I was I was yeah people watching but it was fucking insane never going back. Well, what Palm Beach? What was up with Palm Beach? I don't know. Yes, it was weird. It was weird and the beach sucked. What's what's what's a good beach? Yeah, like Anne Marie. I mean I get all my information Honestly got the best beach I've been through his boy guy strip. Yeah, we're at the beach was fucked out

What do you side see? Yeah right underneath Panama City? It's the best fucking beach was now Yeah, Florida has some really cool beaches. Then you go to so I went to one recently with the beach was fucking ass shells giant rocks like like We're in the woods and they're just like boulders that are like some like underground, but you hit the top of it Yeah, you're walking out like ow slick fuck and you just stand on a giant rock and hit your toe It was it last summer you got your accent when I broke my nose. Yeah Yeah, I think last two summers. He's okay. I don't know if you got back on the board. I was body surfing bro For real. Yeah, that's how I

Start right after that. Yeah, I don't care Yeah, I made the mistake of body surfing through like a giant crowd in Ocean City Yeah, the crowd was so thick and I was like I can cut through this and I just fucking believe I did that in Tulum There was no crowd like when I went to Tulum forever ago There were just all these like influencer people sitting on the beach on the water and I was literally by myself in the water Body surfing really paradiso that is paradiso crystal clear water. I'm going about I'm going to Mexico for a destination wedding Don't drink the margarine. He's talking to say I'm going to a destination as well Going to a haunted castle what yeah, who's getting married?

Savage daughter in Ireland. That's fucking sick Fuck man, he'll be I'll be in Mexico Let me chill. Can you uh, don't drink margarine? He's brother. That's all what are margarine. He's margaritas. I know that's the problem I did what happened shit. I shit in the back of a dumpster when I got home. Did you really? Yeah every day I had the water Montezuma's revenge. I got it. I had it before I was fine I was like I was on a resort and then I went off the resort and drank Drinks with the ice cubes and I had shit for real for like six days diarrhea straight non-stop multiple times a day I got me I got back and I was like driving trucks

straight nonstop multiple times a day. I got me, I got back and I was like driving trucks. So like I was just crushing wah-wahs. There was one time where I was like, I know this isn't going to be solid. And I shit in the back of a dumpster and I had to take my shirt off and throw it over. Yo, yep. And he's dropped in a lugger. So you're like fucking four feet away from my shit.

Oh, just a thermal on top of it. Oh my God. Did you drop the can and let them just fill it up? Yeah. At the wrong house actually And it was an unmarked luggers. So you had you had a freakout you had a shit I was dying it was a retirement home like 530 the morning You dropped the can in the wrong spot shit in it and it wasn't there was no logo on the can It was a can we got off someone else. So it was just a black can

It's like if I woke up to a doctor at my house You're shit in it Yeah, prank of the century That was fucking insane You had a little freak out Dude it was brutal I woke up to a doctor at my house Dude it was brutal we find the walls aren't you call is there anything in the dumpster and you're like just a shitty shirt Yeah, so wait you you just you like how did it go down? You didn't shit your pants You just ran in the back. I hop blasted blasted my shit out what my ass with a thermal cuz I had two shirts on and Sacrifice the thermal clean my backpack and toilet paper. Yeah. Yeah true. We live in a society There was another dude Kenny he fucking was he would just jump in the back. He was doing like yeah I got one of those cans in my house. Yeah

With a plastic bag, but that was a clothes can that's disgusting He would shit in a plastic bag and then close can shipping container He would do fucking like he would have like there was you remember the 50 yarders back when you did demolition There was like some 50 there. Yeah, they're massive. Yeah fucking huge He would hop in the back of it, but he would sometimes leave the door cracked because like you can't get out of a 50 yarder It's like a fucking nine foot high wall. Oh, so he cracked the door, but then the fucking traffic coming through Crushed the door closed and it latched down He was stuck in there stuck in the back running at the wall and try to jump up and grab it and finally like

The doghouse and fucking got on and pulled himself over never forget who you are And then there was another time where what he cracked the door again The wind hit and opened it and then all traffic's coming and he's just sitting there leaned over taking a shit with all the traffic coming his way. It's unreal. That shouldn't be illegal to piss outside like I get it yeah that it's like indecent exposure but it should be like no holds barred like if a cop hits you for that on the highway you're a piece of shit. They're kind of gay for that it's like bro why were you even

looking bro? Why are you looking at that piece? I think They're kind of gay for that. It's like bro. Why were you? I think it's one of those things like what they should do is just pull you like see the situation assess your good fucking role It should be one of those things or like public urination should be if like there's my school There should be take four people Yeah, you need to have like three people who witness it or like yeah I really wish you were in peeing right there And then I was like all right bang throw the book you find a quiet alley and you're like in the dark pee Like they shit that's like it's like bro. You're fucking weird. They're doing at the park in my house like these fucking Hipster mom and hoochie daddies are letting their kids pull their dick out dude. It's crazy. Yeah, it's a big thing

What is that like? I don't know I've seen that before where it's like when I lived in Fairmount a fucking dog I was watching this movie another Japanese movie called Bridge of River Kwai last night And they had a little kid like with his little dong in it and I was like Look a literal license. It's fucked for life How was the kid probably like a toddler How old was the kid? Probably like a toddler. I was just like laughing. I know. I was in a movie one time. I was in a movie. What'd you play? You're like, oh check it out. God damn bro. Micro, micros. That's like the Nirvana fucking baby.

That dude was pissed and he won a compensation. I almost cried on my first day of school at St. Thomas. Why? Kid on the bus was like, dude my fucking grand pop gave birth to you. Mr. Ever? Kid on the bus was like, dude, my fucking grandpop gave birth to you, Mr. Everloaf. And I was like, okay. He's like, he saw your dick. I was like, boy. He's like, my grandpa saw your dick. And I was literally head on the fucking front,

the seat in front of me, trying not to cry as hard as I could. I was this kid. Going in this, Timmy, I mean, he was my boy, but fucking. Oh, oh, he was your age, but he was just, he was probably just trying to bro down with you. He was trying to bro down with you See my dick I had a real situation that went on your gray served me Aaron and Barb Snyder were like

We can see you naked dancing on your bed at night Don't you know when the lights are on and like everyone? I thought it was a one-way mirror like and I was like getting on my bed Just jumping up and down on my bed. See how high I get and shit touch the ceiling I'm talking like not eight nine years old right balls Hop on the bus the next day like nothing's happening and bar Barman era looking at me like there he is and I like sit down they go Andrew we can see you I'm like what yeah, no shit like we see you at night, and I was like immediately red I know what I was doing like I would get done shower put on music and jump up and down on the bed, dude

I'm talking like no, I'm talking like hairless. No Also got hit in high school Also got hit in high school fucking doing a doing a strip poker thinking this is gonna be great lost immediately, dude I was the only one naked I had a pillow over my unit fucking the one girl started tickling me Lauren Leary grabbed the fucking pillow and then was like oh my god your dicks a baby carrot fucking died, dude I had to go to school people were literally hitting me with baby carrot in the hallway That's so funny, I mean ultimate shanzhou's on board

Like imagine in a cold dude a cold room with air conditioning on I tried to explain to everybody at lunch I was like dude. It was freezing. There's a Was like curled up. Yeah, that's a small. It's that's what I'm saying about West Watt, dude You don't know that dude. You don't know though. You don't know lap dance from his girlfriend What I mean, literally like that's what I'm saying. It's like sixth grade the last last time I did that, I was in, I was going to a dance and me and my high school girlfriend, I was like, I have to figure out how to grind. So she grinded it on me in the basement. Nice. That's how like that. I have a second. That's a Psyop bro. That's nice. That's very nice. She grinded on me. I have to figure out how to grind. Help me. Get in where you fit in. Do I use my dick or my butt? How do I do this?

You just go my fucking naval air. That'd be nice to go on a date and just start when you're dancing. Just use you're just like aggressive girl with your butt the entire time. Back up into her. I thought this was what we did. I tried to dunk on me one time with that. What? Because me and cooks were Eskimo bros and he's like, I fucking fingered her. And it turns out cooks just fit. Oh no, that was Pat's fucking a high school girlfriend. Cooks was like, oh yeah, I fingered her and it turns out cooks just fit or no that was Pat's fucking high school girlfriend cooks like oh, yeah, I fingered her actually he was just fingering my belly button Did similar I used to I used to air like quote finger girl on the bus

I literally just put my hand on it Yes, and it was just warm and she was like Andrew get to like move it and stuff and I was oh, yeah Right right for sure Put it on feel the hot Yeah, I still think about when the it was I went to Drexel with you and Tom and we all went out Like Timmy's party, whatever. Yeah, like a sophomore whatever and me and Matt were in a fucking van I don't know where it was some fucking place in Philly and Matt said dude, you got a holler at chicks That dude we pulled up. Okay, we pulled up on the ground. They went yo

That's a day you fucking Dude, it must have been like 50 second a market Matt pulls up to a red light It turns red quick and we're in that blue fucking shit-ass van Tom head. Oh, that was a great man Yeah screech to a fucking halt everyone just turned around like I threw up out of that one. That was yeah, honestly 420s tomorrow that smoked weed that day true destroyed, dude Sophomore in high school getting destroyed. Yeah, if you go to college when you're in high school you die basically I died yeah, yeah happens everybody. I would visit my cousins and just die and like throw up on I threw up on a girl's back In line to go to the bathroom oh

I remember that yeah, that was they gave me weed. I was waiting to go to the bathroom. I this is fucking crazy. This is someone's house. And then I remember just like blacking out and coming to like seeing a cab door, getting to Keto's going home. Then I woke up and just threw out of the fucking vent, threw up out of the van. I hit up my cousin, Danny. I was like, dude, if you listen to music, when you're high, it sounds sick. You have to try it out. He thanks me like four weeks later, like, dude, I did it.

You're completely right. It's 420 friendly, but we're good.