WAR MODE - Cyber Slice
Episode Date: October 23, 2024www.michaelstrangefoundation.org www.epsteinjustice.com www.patreon.com/WARMODE...
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Are you okay?
I'm okay.
So I'm like, I don't want to be forced to take shots.
Why are you anti-submitted?
I don't want open borders and crime.
Why are you anti-submitted?
I don't want a signal coming across.
Why are you anti-submitted?
I don't want global government.
I don't want to lose my free speech.
I don't want to be surveilled.
Why are you anti-submitted?
We continue to warm up.
Wow. A whole... That's one of the strongest chills I ever got.
And then I was like in England thousands of years ago and I had this wife and
these kids and it was a whole lifetime like taking care of them and like growing
food and like a kid started to death and died.
And it was like just those moments were like whole lives, dead kids, everything.
Get behind me. I got a mission. I'm going someplace. I'm on a path. I'm on a trajectory.
And I don't know how this is going to end. But if you want to fight, you better believe you've got one.
Every time I look at Michelle or Michael Obama or the first lady or the first training
I'm not built to suck your dick. I'm not built to be... I'm not... I'm built for war motherfucker!
Move bitch! Get out the way! Move out the way bitch! Get out the way!
I thought the world of you I thought nothing could go wrong
But I was wrong, I was wrong
If you could get by
Try not to lie
This thing would be so confusing I'm on guard, they're cutting the edge. What's this? Burn in hell George Soros.
Fuck them! Fuck them!
I'm sick of their shit! Fuck these motherfuckers!
See, I'm not only broadcasting, look.
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You have to let it anger
You have to let it anger
You know I'm such a fool for you
You got me round and round and round
Do you have to let it go?
Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let it go? Your earth suit, it's made up of all your ancestors. How cool is God? You could come up with that.
It's so awesome.
Our body suit is all of our ancestors.
And their memories, that's like heads up display.
Way cooler than the internet, man.
Yeah, sorry, I got to get real dizzy after that.
Yeah, no, that's fucking insane.
Yeah, just start over. All right, let's go.
Yeah, here we go, podcast. Yeah, that's fucking insane. Yeah, just started. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna podcast
Yeah, that's fucked up. It sounds better at least coffin wise. Yeah, it sounds like there's some shit coming up, but I'm sorry
I'm sorry. I keep thinking about how many times I would be maimed or dead from without antibiotics
Like wave if I could like watch my life with no modern medicine. Yeah, you're getting like in video games
I just find modern medicine. Yeah, you're getting like in video games. I'd be dead like so many times. It makes sense that the life expectancy was like 30. Imagine
having fuck all in the prairies. Yeah, I would have died like three years ago. Probably would
have died at one time when you came in the window. Remember when I was really fucked
up? Yeah, when I cut your tree down. That would have killed me. Yeah. I mean, the dudes
I brought literally thought I was lying. There was a dude here. I would um
When my knee went I'd be on a cane. Yeah, I never would have been able to walk again No, you'd have been fucked. I mean shout out modern medicine for that. Honestly, it works for that shit
But it's got a little ham sometimes with pandemics. Yeah, they I mean obviously shout out Switzerland for crushing Bill Gates right now
No, it's not a little Netherlands. That pumps me the fuck up if he has everyone we were at the Hague
Yeah, I was like you were at the Hague or whatever. We were there. Yeah, that's where they brought Gaddafi, right?
Or no, they killed good. Who's at the Hague? It puts something up his ass. Yeah, they fucking thought they sodomized him
You know Obama's like finally admitting to that what that bat was his fuck up?
Banga or Libya Libya. Yeah
I guess dude
That was the I mean that literally just shows that dude's not black. Yeah, it was insane I could have had more like a mean dude
It's as black as they feel caught as the deep state feels comfortable getting close though, obviously, dude
I want to know what they were saying at the funeral. I want to know why it's always at funerals
Yeah Obviously dude. I want to know what they're saying at the funeral. I want to know why it's always at funerals Yeah, that is literally after the last one cover your mouth stay away from each other or just be like the people in football that like
Cover their mouth when they're saying the plays or whatever because the one lip reader chick said she just looks real bad right now
And that's your girl fucking mama who it's been all oh, do you check this out?
You're mad
Trump Trump ad came through my door. Yeah, I get both right now because I'm unaffiliated
So I've been getting crushed with just get Trump was yeah Trump and Kamala just all day long I've been getting dude. I want to fucking kill the dude Kyle from milk
I've gotten so many fucking text messages
Like this is Kyle from now. You have to vote. How'd you get on that list?
I mean do I've been registered Republican up until fucking the last time I updated my license
So I just get crummy and I'm I'm within their range of like someone who I wonder who gets that text messages is like fuck
Dude, I got a vote like this shit's for real this time. Did you watch that mankind thing as a no?
He's liberal as fuck. I mean dude. It's just the enemy within it could be anybody. I don't understand why that's so bad
I'm dude. I'm telling you I read I had that book on it. Um
On all the different types that you get so it's like the enemy above the enemy below
Yeah, saying all this shit and then the enemy to enemy within the devil next door is like you never know
So it started with Americans
they were paranoid as fuck like the whole books basically about how we're just paranoid people and
Conspiracies are folklore. I don't blame them because when we had chains and it was all dark in the in the woods
I was taking a piss. I was a dude
Obviously you'd make up stories and be afraid as fuck of anything. That's outside your house. Yeah the
The the United States of paranoia a conspiracy theory. It's all about like ever since we got here us whites. Yeah
It's just been we got on stalling
Yeah, it's just been endless fucking paranoia. So then there was a thing with like, um
So, you know, they left Europe cuz shit got fucked up
Yeah, but like they had but then they send like the fucking mongoloids and stuff here and we're just like dude like
Terminium this place. I'm sure it's just like we're just cannon fodder
Yeah, like really history only really cares about the goats obviously, but um, they come to the US and then there's the Indians
So they're terrified of the dark with the Indians and Indians are coming like fucking savages all the shit and um
Then there's a French Indian war where the English get the colonies and like yo you got to go fight
And then while that's going on like after that's done like they could like openly see the Indians
Yeah, so that became like less paranoia. It's like there's the fucking Indians
Then they turned on themselves with the Salem witch trials. So in like 1692
They had 144 kills 144 kills dude and chicks died 144 chicks
I'm pretty sure it's all chicks. I don't know their magic must not work that good
Dude, this is the funny their cat there They're added again kissing spells against Trump and like the high-level witches are saying it seems like Trump has a patronus
I saw a meme back in the day. I saw a meme
I thought it was new and I was like, oh fuck and it's a bunch of chicks were like naked in San Francisco
Protesting Trump. Oh, they always do that. That's a great. Yeah, it's great. I always try to see who's got the best Iraq
It was from 2016. I this was a butt shot. That's why I like zoomed in
But then there was this thing called there's this place called Wurzburg in Europe in
Eight years dude, they they had 900 chicks witchcraft burn
908 years pretty good numbers. I mean Salem was only like really like one year
He would stop going on only fans trying to fuck a hundred dudes in one day if we had these trials going on
Because that's not okay. Do you like so the witchcraft was basically over like
Disputes like trash piles that were attracting rats and like dogs digging up gardens and stuff
What and then they do like they just went out of control they started accusing everybody of satanic witchcraft
Obviously, it's what you do. It's what you do. We've done this is how we clean up me and you have done
Right and then what a bitch so it went on and then for four years later
Um, the judge is just apologized and they signed a letter of regret and they were like, yeah
That was weird really sad about all that shit. We did the New York Times write an article
We killed bunch of witches and that's not a bad thing. Here's why one of the um, yeah one of the
Judges or one of the guys that was rounding him up. They accused his wife and he was like, whoa. Whoa. Whoa, what's going on?
That's crazy
That must have been funny as shit because like I like I think you're the person who clear-pilled me on this or just
How fucking like at that point how?
Absolutely stupid everyone was well. There's a thing probably scared as shit
It's really cool. The guy has all these cool stories you ties together like um
there's like a Twilight Zone's called like the monsters come to Maple Street or whatever and
basically the whole thing is there's suspicion and
Then this little kid who
likes comic books and shit is like that dude's an alien he's not a human and
then the paranoia builds in the town and then they just kill each other and like
it zooms I don't know if you're familiar the Twilight Zone but they're like
little fucking little shorts yeah and so then it zooms out and it's like two
aliens from space and he's like yeah all we got to do is that that's they'll kill
each other and it's like that's what goes on the enemy within why they're so afraid is like
Hitler did it Hitler was like, yeah, we got the fucking rats in here. Yeah, there was some Russian guy
I was just I mean this is on Twitter
But the he had some story about nihilism and how like nihilist come into communities and completely ruin it
It was a real scary story. I lost her such losers, dude
into communities and completely ruin it. It was like a real scary story. Nihilus are such losers, dude.
Yeah, he says they just come in and still doubt in everyone and just fucking make everyone
go into debauchery and killing each other.
Yeah, there's the McCarthy. The Brown Scare was a Hitler one. That was like the...
What's it? Kristallnacht? Or what's a Brown Scare?
Kristallnacht was wild. I'm reading this other book about Hitler getting going, dude.
Hitler, going dude Hitler
Trying to compare January 6 to crystal knock
I mean, there's some there's a bunch of people on tik-tok and shit like old boomers are like this is like crystal
No, yeah, first of all Hitler never in a war shut the fuck up
Hitler openly said like whatever build the Reichstag whatever building the Reichstag
He's like we got to get rid of that looks like a fucking synagogue like this motherfucker was on a rampage
He was like rounding the fuck up
He was but do they put him in fucking they put him in the synagogues at night shot him all
There's all these like
So this this book's called human smoke kev up North gave it to me
This is pre-war war two like what led up to So they let what led up to it. They're just again. It's just little it's the same as the wish trials
Well, the reason I'm getting into this shit is cuz like dude is ramping the fuck up. Oh my god
He's wearing fatigues fucking South Korea is going to Ukraine. Yeah shits getting fucking amped up. Everyone's getting fucking nukes
This is the same shit that happened last time, but I mean, I don't know I'll read the rest of this book
I'll give you a good instead of synagogues getting shot up. It's gonna be liberals getting owned on surrounded. I
Mean dude, I've never seen whatever amount of testosterone that dudes on give it to me. Oh the fucking chance man
Sitting down backwards in a chair so alpha. It's like dude. Stop watching me
There's so many things from Zach Morris. What's Zach Morris? I'm saved by the bell. Oh, yeah
I mean that guys I mean that guy's passing as a dude to me
That's why I'm worried where it's like if you got these kids on puberty blockers at that young like dude
There's gonna be ones that are tricking you. Yeah, dude. There's this shit in this book. It's hilarious like
Hitler used to just bug the fuck out. So like he would say shit that made complete sense
Yeah, I mean might be the biggest spaz in the world. So there's this other like
Some of the shit I know i'm like this is real. Yeah, because it's like that uh, tragedy and hope book
They talk about like the germans wanted to have it. They wanted to just have their own little cut of the world
Yeah, so the french had an empire paradisoiso. French still have Paradiso, man.
Really?
Dude, they like harvest Africa.
Nobody calls them out on it.
Yeah, they do.
They just got kicked out of one of the places
in Africa for doing this.
Everything they have is like an import from Africa.
It's cheap, cheap.
Oh yeah.
That's so cheap.
But Hitler goes,
there should only be three major powers in the world,
the British Empire, the Americas,
and the German Empire of the future,
which is the Third Reich.
Obviously. And he goes, powers in the world the British Empire the Americas and the German Empire of the future which is the Third Reich obvious and
He goes the British Empire will oversee Africa and India
German will the Germans will control Russia and the fate of China will be determined in time and
Like dude this this shit made sense. Yeah, it makes complete
I mean and then some dude the guy asked him like um if he disliked communists And then his neck went red and his eyes bulged out and he stood up and started yelling in a high-pitched staccato voice
And making hand motions, but there is no one else in the room
He's literally talking no. It's called stimming
I mean dude. They said he had no interest in chicks. They think he's a fucking virgin
One slice of pussy
Genocides off the table dude if he was actually banging a for brown do there would be no genesis
I was the thing like all these dudes are like holding out hope. They're like he can't be this nuts. Yeah
Come to his church was like he'll come to his senses
They just never happened and he's a spaz and probably gay. I didn't know he was that effeminate
Well that that was another thing. I thought that was a hippie stevie
It's a hilarious thing in the enemy within when they start getting into like the paranoia of gays
So like it is true
They did not know what to call these motherfuckers
And they would see them just spot each other with like glances or weird tone of voice they said the male gaze and
There was this whole thing about how they thought
They when they were doing the red scare it went along with this other thing called a lavender scare
Where they thought that the communists were gonna infiltrate the country through gaze
Because they had their own international network of basically being gay and I have to they had codes where they could like meet up with
Each other. Yeah, I was just watching somewhere handkerchiefs met something. Yeah, that's the whole fucking thing with pizza gate
No, no, no handkerchief's for gay dudes was like a symbol.
I forget what it was.
Yeah, it's in cruising.
Oh, is it in cruising?
Yeah, that was like a whole thing, like domination,
like BDSM, all that shit.
Yeah, like what pocket, what color.
Yeah.
Never have a bandana.
And then they tricked all the gang members into doing it.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
It just seems like they tried to make everything be like cool.
So everyone's like, oh, no, that's just cool.
What happened to the gang members and rap is sad.
What's going on with rap right now is sad.
Oh, it's an obliteration.
Those, the diddy-
You wound up the pizza boxes.
Yeah, that was, the deep fakes are coming in.
I am so thankful that QAnon happened.
And I went, like, I felt it.
I felt QAnon and COVID.
And then you hit me with a diddy tape release.
And it's like, bro.
Well, I mean, dude, the black insurrectionist. He's a pussy. That one dude. People trying to chew me up in that comment section.
You can't give me something that I read and then go I know you want more but that's enough for now.
I'm gonna stop typing about my rape and I'll give you this in another email.
Maybe you can get 50 bucks from this Twitter post. Yeah yeah you hit me with take care and I'm like this
is a post I mean should have a number on it it sucks too because like the amount
of boomers that are in those tweets that are just popcorn guests like guys it's
wonder that phased out like Facebook from all this engagement stuff because
this what were you saying like Like people just post shit click farming, click farming. Yeah.
Matt also does it every day. It's so fucking inferior.
I wonder if it'll just phase itself out. Like, you know,
like Facebook's kind of like, yeah, yeah, it's just for marketplace.
Boomers are I mean, it's all right. What's that? The boomers are still active.
I mean,
it's just hilarious that they just get everything on the ass end of it and just turns to extreme close-ups and getting tricked by literally everything.
What do you mean, extreme close-up?
All the boomers. It's a picture from the bottom of your chin up to the top of your face.
Oh yeah, remember my Uncle Charlie's dating profile?
Obviously.
That shit was hilarious.
All of them for some reason.
Literally, he was trying to open up his phone.
And I'm like, you're cool with that? And He's like, yeah, that's my profile back. Yeah It's every single one of I don't think they think about it or like grasp the concept of what social media is
But that black interaction is when I saw that sentence you and then when I do know I was like
Hand up I go Bill. Can you look into this?
But the day before I was like dude this doc this doc YouTube is gonna release a thing on Tim Walls being a pedo
Oh you send that to my send that to you, but then the next day you're like dude
It's it's drops like it's happening every minute. I've spent so much time waiting for things
if you have
Evidence of Tim Walls being a pedophile either release it or get a rope and hang yourself, dude
No more this old like dude. That's why I don't understand
I'm having a good enough time with his weird hand
Bye bye hand motions. I mean fuck did they call it in Hitler's that was killing it, bro, dude. He's the like
It is weird that and then they said it was from some Russian thing
Like that was a Russian hackers that were trying to make Tim Walls look gay
What that's what they blamed it on Russian hackers
Black and black insurrectionist was Russian. I like the hand wave and I'm like, bro. No, no, I'm seeing it
Yeah
The the black insurrectionist thing was just an absolute crock of shit the minute I started reading it all that stuff about the Indigo girls
And stuff's like dude
Like you can't this is how they remember it too. Well, dude
This is where they're wading in the waters
If they're gonna start doing this shit when you're hitting me with like dude, Ash and Kutcher. Yeah, man
I saw the motherfucker all the time. I was in high school. Yeah, I never did. Yeah, man
I was too busy. I was like why when do I get abs? Is that something that you grow?
I remember I got like four in high school at my peak of tea and it just slowly got enveloped by fucking
Yellow fat and I was like at some point it is great like there's dudes
It's like thinking you're gonna get a big dick out of nowhere
It's like dude, if you don't have it by now, you ain't getting abs unless you literally go on PEDs
No, I mean I got when I got puberty. I actually got a little fit. Did you really? Yeah
I got like a little chubby like when I had like big justice
But I stopped drinking water started drinking Gatorades for sports for I thought it was yeah for my health obviously
I wasn't all I loved all sport. I still would slam that shit if it was around
That was some of the best but yeah fucking that black insurrection is from the start like take care doc
That's all for now like that is that's cute That's stand down side like oh no the black insurrectionist is gonna take out Tim Walls
He's just different kinds of propaganda man. It's crazy
Yeah, I'm being fluent in all the different kind of conspiracies and all the different propagandas is really good being flu
Especially ease we're hitting we're gonna hit World War three now. So or whatever they're gonna call it
Yeah, that's why I'm like I'll try to learn Chinese dude
That trick them. I'm just to see what the fuck they're saying
It's hard as fuck remember that one video where the guys like we've infiltrated all of California
Yeah, remember that one dude was on stage. This was like a couple years ago. Yeah, the Chinese guy. Yes
I remember this that was on TV. I think I mean dude who knows that's what I'm saying
We don't know where we stand with quo cuz we don't speak Chinese. Trust me I was there. I saw it happen. Yeah, that was like right when the election come now also
they were spazzing about Italy gate, do you remember when the
The ship no Italy gate is the servers in Italy that helped sway the election
Oh, I remember all that shit with German. They brought it up on the HBO thing. That's what like maybe think about it again
They're saying that shit with German they brought it up on the HBO thing. That's what like maybe think about it again They're saying that shit has never been
Saying that there's no smoke like there's smoke and fire whatever. I just think that was a trap laid for Trump
Yes, and Giuliani now has to give up his property, right?
Most of it to the yeah to the victims of Georgia, whatever the fuck that means
Yeah, that that's what it seems like even with like all that shit that happened with
January 6 they're still milking that as if it was like a mass casualty event
And they just didn't get the juice for it, so it's just like everyone on the Breakfast Club
I hate trouble me and God with every fiber of my being he's got that eyeliner thing JD Vance has does he he's a lying
He looks like um like he's wearing Egyptian makeup.
Yeah, I mean, it's just like.
He's just, what do you call it?
A racist.
I mean, sure.
He's legitimately racist, and he just sits there
and attacks people about being racist.
My experience is that most black people are racist.
But I mean, I don't think it's their fault.
Yeah, you're like a Gozzling.
Yeah, it was just crazy watching.
They sit there, every single like talk show
They all bring up January 6th and how horrible that was like that was why Trump is a racist and he's dangerous
Like breath that just wasn't nothing burger a FEMA event if you will they shot him, dude
That's another thing. I was like, bro
That's another thing I was thinking about. I mean like, bro, at...
I think the whole thing got fucked up
cause they missed.
Trump didn't get hit.
This whole thing with Biden stepping down,
like this was gonna be in my head, in my head.
This is what I like.
When I, like I've been fucking,
I should have an ethernet cable
in the back of my neck at this point.
But I was fucking going through all this stuff.
Yeah, the other night he called me, I was was like this kid's been on the internet too much today
Yeah, I mean you can only take so much of cut time your shit is like if I get into something. I'm like
Connecting things yeah your shit is just all the stuff you're seeing all feels
And yeah, you're just like yo, dude, dude through all of this
I've came down to one of my fucking theories where, I mean, it's not that fucking crazy,
but the way they're talking and all this stuff, Trump should have got killed.
It should have turned into Biden getting killed and then Mamma in.
And the whole thing got fucked up.
So some weird thing where Biden stepped down, but he did not want to step down.
Like it is absolutely fucked.
I saw a meme where the Jen's ears were
Penciling in Joe Biden already obviously it's funny shit
there they're like
Some they they did it with January 6th or the past four years
I you know I heard you can get a science infection from eating pussy. I
Bet you did
What a lucky girl she is you just dominated her box I
Saw that to throat cancer. I think that's from taking one though, bro. So there's a German aristocrat. Mr
Burkhart he imitated Hitler's hand waggings and said that Hitler's the most profoundly feminine man he's ever met
Tim walls is up there row that dancing queen thing Trump Trump's team is great at the fucking propaganda, bro Iris
For a love of God. I throw I'm throwing it out there that Jones and I'm up there. I'm trying
I mean dude, you don't have any faith in me and I know this dude, and I'm gonna prove I'm gonna I got faith in you
Shout out to my boys in New York Camera, free book.
Nice.
Free fucking book on the way out.
Free ad.
I mean, you're gonna be a professional cameraman.
You got that hat, the dark hat with the leather patches.
So cameraman.
Dude, photography is a heady mix of courage, knowledge, luck, and rule breaking.
It's chance and having conviction in your own ideas.
Exactly.
Most of all, it's about learning to trust your own instincts
and being willing to try new things.
Failures are just stepping stones to success.
I mean, end it.
That's it.
22 Minute Podcast is in the books.
That's exactly what everyone needs to hear.
What else you got?
Yeah.
No, I'll keep trying to make stuff.
I mean, dude, I'll keep trying to do stuff.
I mean, the Jones thing you made is crazy. How good that is. I feel like that has to get the Jones. I mean dude, I'll keep trying. I mean the Jones thing you made is crazy how good that is
I feel like that's got that has to get the Jones. I mean, it's tag. I'm tag. I'm tag
Yeah, I mean I got nothing I got nothing for you man. I mean, I mean that's that
That was so much shit, yeah, I mean all I all I got into all I got into is um
The Blade Runner I can't stop watching blade for some reason I saw something I watched Dracula which was the shit scary or not scary
I've been trying to freak myself out. This is the first year. That's it
So first of all dude can't be sick and scared. That's the most vulnerable a man can be
Well, this is my thing with Blade Runner because like the replicants they know they're gonna die and the second I get sick
I'm just like this is it. Yeah. I mean the fucking deals. I'm making with God dude. You have to I'm never vaping again
I'm fat been once a week once a week why I have to we're all go nuts if I do know fat, dude
I literally will no no it's actually what you have
Unlocked there was a guy that I saw success on fucking YouTube
They had a thing like is no fat dangerous
And they had this porn slot on there who I know who she is and I shouldn't know she is
So that's also like a thing where you're like damn someone showed you are so much
So then but this guy said there's dudes out there that are so fucking gone on porn. They had this thing called death grip syndrome
Come again. It's called death grip syndrome. What is that?
Something that we don't even know about dude. So like if you grow up with porn
yeah and you sounds kind of too early yeah you literally have a death grip on
your penis that a vagina will never recreate. Yeah you're the king of
masturbation. So like you can't bucked up
I mean do we need them is sailing which trials hands tight as a glove, bro
You just fucking bagged my hand
I want to know what's going on in Europe those people fled fucking Europe and then did Salem here
I know their fathers which is fucking everywhere. They're open like what's going on right now
It was like open Satanism and open witchcraft against Donald Trump. They still exist
I do every chick thinks are in the craft
I think all this shit is never gonna go away because we are the United States of paranoia and we're always gonna be suspect of
like in that book when it's like talking about how it's like, uh,
There's a gay fucking
Conglomerate or whatever. Yeah, I mean the LGBT they're taking over the fucking queer educations and shit and they're nasty
It's fucking real. They're mean as shit
Yeah, like they're not tolerant. What's that? He was a such a dick to Ben Shapiro. Yeah, they're fucking on steroids
Women are on steroids dude, like when men have a normal amount they kill their family
It's a little too much a woman has never had in their whole life and they get a beard
There's dudes out there saying Ben was innocent
I'd hear dude. I watched the video. Yeah, something's up with the WWF and Ben was swear to fucking God
Yeah, I want DNA evidence that he killed his entire family. I said that after I watched that documentary with him and Eddie Guerrero
It's like dude. He cried dude. Fuck. Yeah
Did he actually do that? I don't know. He was worried as shit
Before all this shit went down.'t know. He was worried as shit
Before all this shit went down. He was real fucking paranoid worried as shit. That's free him, dude
It's like you can't be too paranoid, but it's good to be a little bit paranoid I mean if you're not you're just gonna get swallowed up by the monsters
If you're walking around not paranoid at all you get knockout gamed. Yeah, everything's fine
There is no bad people in the world
It's like those chicks that travel to India
Or like go sightseeing in Afghanistan. They get like raped hard. Oh, you see the guy in fucking on New York who hung himself
He got pop squadded. No, that's awesome. Why hang himself? He got pop squadded
By like a famous pop squad or is it just like It was either decoy and like let him know like yo,
or he had done it before or whatever.
He had multiple, he's an immigrant who came here
and had multiple rape charges.
From? And he hung himself from Peru.
And he hung himself in New York, in one of the parks.
That's literally, oh, that's, I thought someone hung him.
No, they say you hung himself.
Okay, I thought they like got him on some vigilante shit.
I read the article hoping that that's what it was.
Yeah, but it wasn't.
That's, I mean, in my head, if you get pop-squatted,
that is the only logical next step.
Like, I don't know how you come back from that
and like everything's cool.
Yeah, no, you don't.
Like I would get real fucked up if I like fucked up at work. I like for the rest of the day would be driving like
what the fuck? I don't see any of the excuses for it. For what? Like I've seen them all do the same
thing. Multiple times. Like they're up there with sovereign citizens. It's like the same rigmarole
and you're like, oh yeah dude, you're just looking out for them, right? It's like the same excuses
over and over again. You're like, this is a fucking disease yet auditors are crazy
I don't know I still can't wrap my head around what they're doing. They're exercising their rights to audit
no, they're exercising their rights like and
They're trying to show everyone that you have these rights. Yeah, really they're doing the shit that you what is it called on Twitter?
Click farm click farm. Yeah, they're just rage baiting people because're what is it called on Twitter click farm click farm
Yeah, they're just rage baiting people because I want I watch one where the dudes like videotape in a police department
So yeah, I guess so like you could but like people are gonna be freaked out if you're videotaping an entire police department
And you seem a little bit fucking crazy. Yeah, you'd shoot the whole fucking thing up. That's my entire algorithm right now
Yeah, you know what you know what I was reading that I thought was fucking weird is Hitler came
up with useless leaders
You're fucking kidding me and you well Noel Harari says it either
it's one big club and you and his new book is Nexus and
Nexus is the name of the replicants and Blade Runner. They only live hot they only live for four years
So like they're they are they like clones. They're on like off-world planets, dude. It's like a technology like they're making people
They're not clones. They're just like fucking oh, they're like cyborgs like tessebots. They don't know like some of them don't know
That's the whole thing. I don't know if it was like some heartless situation
Yeah, kind of but they actually have they actually have more feeling than the humans like they have more emotions
That's fucking I thought for some it's cool
It's pretty much the coolest
I never knew it was that like I used to love it when I was little cuz I love the way it looks
Yeah, it looks like movies are like there's so many levels in movies and if you can get into it
You're like dude. This is so deep for some reason. I thought it didn't get released
Blade Runner. Yeah, what do you mean? I like I thought it didn't get released for some reason for... Like back in the day? No, today. Like the new one. Oh, I don't know. You watched it. Okay. Yeah. Is it Ryan Reynolds? No, it's Ryan Gosling. Same thing, dude. You know what I mean? Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool, right? Is that his name? Yeah, that's it. Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool. They look very similar. In my head. I can't differentiate. They don't that's just some black shit
Yeah, I wanted I'm trying to watch scary shit, but right now yeah, so Dracula Bram Stoker's Dracula great movie
Francis Ford Coppola did a good job on that one. I heard he covers up for pedophiles, but anyway, I digress
Why you obsessed with pedophilia? He fucking dude. He lost his money like multiple times
He just lost all his money again. I mean you just told me about Joker 2
I don't know how anyone recovers from out two hundred million dollar lost it if I lost my wallet
I'd be fucked dude Francis Ford Coppola. He made a fucking
He was killing it on Godfather. That's what he did
That's why I knew his name fucked and then he made like this studio. I't it's killing me. I can't remember this fuck. It's a weird ass fucking name
but um, he made like his own studio in Hollywood where
He was like you can just come here and artists can be artists. Oh, that's a snitch trap, dude. Yo, okay
What he wanted to do is do reach out to the community to get to get kids in there to make
Films and then kids could learn how to be directors and he actually brought little kids from the community
That we love the community love they love the community. I grew up middle class. My mom had to work for a living
So then he has this whole huge studio and he makes this movie something to do with like the heart or something the title of
It is and then it was a complete joke or two
Yeah, oh is that the one you're talking about with And then it was a complete joke or two. Lost it all. Lost it all. Yeah.
Oh, is that the one you're talking about with Koster and shit?
No, that's Waterworld.
That's a different movie.
Okay, nevermind.
But later on he makes Dracula with, and all the special effects that are in Dracula existed
when they wrote the book Dracula back in like whenever the fuck that was.
When the fuck did the book Dracula come out, bro?
But it's like just old fashioned effects. It It's Keanu Reeves Winona Ryder. Oh, so it's recent
It's 92. That's reason enough. Um Gary Oldman
Fuck Anthony Hopkins
Anthony Hopkins is Van Helsing. That's your boy. That's that's my favorite actor of all time
There is a hilarious thing if you watch Dracula
actor of all time there is a hilarious thing if you watch Dracula after you can watch the making of Dracula yeah dude it's one of the funniest things I've
ever seen in my life actors are fucking retarded wearing costumes is so fucking
funny dude dude he brings Francis Ford Coppola brings them all up to like Napa
Valley California and he's like I'm gonna have them all read it like a play
so he made them all read the book together yeah and then they all got to hang out and they did like little actor exercises where they like play
And they did and they filmed it obviously and any Hopkins is such a fucking pervert
He's like there's just something about Van Helsing. He's sexual
End up making up their own parts and what he wanted to do was smell when known a rider
So in the movie he gets up there is so often dodging didn't do the same shit and fucking times of lint
He says
Yeah, I haven't won it in three days
It's my favorite fucking movie ever dude is Dracula scary
No, I mean, it's just a good movie. It's not scary bro. The special effects are so corny that like
Whatever dude, I forgot dude 1897 bro. Yeah one that's the earliest to be that's a dawn of the beginning of film
There's the dawn of fucking man. I for bad for Joker too, but it's like dude. They never really roped in Batman
So that man wasn't one kind of a rope it up there for a lot. They mentioned that they meant Bruce Wayne
The Waynes are in it
I mean Batman does leave screen time
Are you gonna do something on Gotham and I put Batman in it
You need that dude
Batman is the whole reason Gotham exists
Joe, I mean, I don't I know I'm not that into DC honestly besides the penguins. I fucking
Yeah, the Joker is um Joker's actually just like a mix-up of like Taxi Driver and King of Comedy to Robert De Niro movies
And Robert De Niro's in it. So it's like it's Todd Phillips. Just doing like a fucking montage salute. Yeah
A collage. Will you watch it? No, I can't watch musicals
The only one I can fucking stomach is Willy Wonka. West Side Story is pretty good.
I haven't seen that since like sixth grade.
Very good, very hot.
Did they make you watch it at St. Thomas?
Hell yeah, bro.
Yeah, that's the only time I saw it.
I watched it, these are called Latinas.
I like this.
Is that where this started?
It just, oh no, hell no.
It's just fucking-
I mean, it is one of your addictions.
No, hell no.
I fucking, I'm a fan.
All right, let's just call it a phase
It's faze. Yeah, it was a phase went through a whole phase
Should go on the whatever podcast talk about body
Yeah, it's uh, that's a good move. They're all on brown face though. They're all just white people fucking West Side Story
It was a different time. It is funny as shit
I mean, that's what I was saying about Lawrence of Arabia
If you ever get to watch Lawrence of Arabia the fucking nose they put on the one dude that was Barabbas
His name is Anthony. What the fuck's his name?
Dude, I can't remember all these guys in his fuck. Anyway, he's a famous actor
Put a beak on the motherfucker tamp complete brown face obvious ala Guinness obi-wan Kenobi complete brown face
He should fucking be fucking charged for that. Honestly, it's a hate crime
I yeah after looking for Halloween costumes. It is the fun like where like
Acting is funny as shit the gayest thing ever. It's hilarious playing dress up
Like if you're I don't know how anyone could do the movie Dracula and look at Dracula not
Shit when you watch the making of Dracula bad driver stiff neck and fake long teeth and not crying laughing
Yeah, you know Gary old Mrs. Gary old man like before Leon. This is a before this might have been the same year like around the
Same time yeah, it's like true romance Gary. Oh, sounds fucking star-studded on so I'm gonna watch it
It's a great movie, but what the making of is even?
Ships kiss did I tell you about the Monroe Institute where we had to do energy balls?
No, but I've done energy balls with a fucking real master. So they're real story. It's a different
I believe that so I went in this dude like you remind. I'm not dude. I'm not a witch. Please don't boy me
Ain't gonna boy. Oh god damn penguins so good. I cry the whole time watching the penguin
Accents so good Colin Farrell deserves every award
It really he really is putting the guys is a lovable guy
I mean a chick wrote it like how's this not gonna win every award. I hope it does
I mean, I'm did they give it awards? Yeah they have awards for TV.
Yeah aren't they like Grammys or some- or Emmys or some shit?
Emmys yeah.
Yeah but fucking we had to sit there and like
when I watched
the Monroe shit like I saw
Silent Discos and stuff and I'm just like
god damn it. Yeah you gotta be around cool people
or you'll get clen- you'll get nervous.
Not even cool people it's like dude I don't really
wanna fucking- You just don't't hang out with a nerd lunch table
I don't want an interpretive dance to Silent Disco like this shit's fucking just wigs me the fuck out
But they had us all sit there and if this was on video you would throw up
Energy balls dude, it's me and a fucking 80 year old dude from Australia. We're just sitting there
He's on the left and right side. I'm on the top and bottom
I don't we ever do and they're like and slowly move it and you can feel how it goes and the guys just stared at me and I'm
staring at him like street fighter
Start get oh bigger and smaller and you ball. This is very crazy like all right. That's it then there immediately everyone just started
So I oh, yeah, I felt it's like dude. We are fucking absolute. What's padawan's dude?
Yeah, you can't we cannot make fucking energy balls, but we not even have the force
No, I mean after Monroe and student. I think I might be what's the thing called in Blade Runner?
Replicant might be fucking replicant
Nothing fucking happened to me Blade Runner's it's a film noir. It's like a detective thing
You'll love some of if you like fucking penguin. You'll love Blade Runner. They use that accent. They got shit like
If you're not cop you're little people
Detectives at the best costs are so cringe you watch lethal weapon, right?
Which one's that Mel Gibson Danny Glover? No, that's a great one, too
I got that's a good that might be the best cop fucking I got that man
I see Beverly Hills better than I just like acts left by crazy frog. That's my only thing
Yeah, that I was like I was chilling on just like looking at shit trying to see what the fuck's good and like there's been so
There's been five maybe October surprises that are just laying in so flat like nothing is going on fake right I mean
They're all fake
Yeah, but I don't have a they don't have a good one, but Kamala held a press conference
I was like 1 p.m.. That was fucking nuts dude. That's allegedly illegal
I'm not gonna sit there and be the police
But you're not supposed to do this campaign shit from your personal residence allegedly
I have no fucking idea nor do I give a fuck but she walks out of her house
You can see little me that's like her house not the voice but that's her house
Like she was at her crib and they thought the vice president like got a house
Me I mean they said this was at her personal house. So it wasn't that like we're in off
We're dog. I'm off allegedly smacks women so hard they spin around but obviously that's bullshit lie and
Fucking Stacey Williams is telling the truth and Trump in an elevator
Couldn't help himself and grove tears so hard
Everyone that you the level of everyone you gotta be just like I mean that's Tim Barney wanted to Tim Ballard stuff, dude
He's innocent until proven guilty, but yeah, she came out with just like...
Are you familiar with the couple's ruse?
Yes. I watched Speak No Evil, dude.
It's literally the couple's ruse. It's fucking insane.
When I read that, I was like, damn, that's Speak No Evil.
Yeah, he was doing couple's ruse, and he got caught on tape complaining about his wife wasn't giving it up
because she was wearing the Jesus jammies
Because Jesus jammies are something Mormons wear when they're trying to be really good and Mormons are another former enemy within
LDS and Mormons are very big time enemy within. If you look into the Mormons and LDS it is very fucking sketchy
There's a lot of people in intelligence that told me that they used to make him not be allowed to vote for real.
Yep. Why?
Cause it was just that not literally the enemy within.
They were just having their own country inside the country.
Amish can vote. Right.
And the Republicans were like, yeah, dude, that the Amish are coming out strong.
This fucking because they closed down that fuck that dude's farm.
Levi Miller, they closed down his farm and they're spurging.
Yeah, dude. Don't fuck with them
They're crazy as fuck. I watched this thing man. I think it was turkeys. They're killing them with like a phone party
What you know like phone parties? Yeah, I like rave phone party
Yeah, they're doing like like when they want to kill the birds now. It's just a foam that comes over them. I
Have the video. Why do they do it? This is how they're killing birds. No, is it poison?
I think this is for Thanksgiving turkeys. No, is it poison you're gonna eat it? Yeah. No, no, no
Oh, yeah, I'll get a filet for myself there
I just cooked a two inch filet last night was gooder than a mug. Honestly, what does that mean?
What gooder than a mug? Yeah, this is a video this kid is cooking hot dogs
And he just like damn these hot dogs gooder than a mug
This is a video this kid is cooking hot dogs and just like damn these hot dogs gooder than a mug
Okay, just a white kid makes you laugh every time that and Jackson you swore makes me laugh every time I think about it
Yeah, but like we're gonna find the video for you. You can't you cannot fuck with that. I swear to God, dude I'm not just sit there trying to suck on my stick but like oh I found this dude
For menstruation. It's a man period thing. It's pretty much for the trans man
Alright, dude. I mean all of your content is against him
Dude it's crazy like the fact that training sit there and say like dude everyone's against us like dude the fact that you're allowed to
Walk out of the house. You're so shitty about it. What happened to just tolerating? No, I mean, dude, we get shit on.
What do you get shit on the most?
For real, can't hear another.
I need a government away from my body shit
after what we went through, bro.
Oh, that's.
After how we stood strong.
Yeah, that is a complete deviation from logic
when they sit there and say,
the government has nothing, no say over my body.
Meanwhile, I got N95 triple boost boost they have goldfish brain with that shit
I mean they just don't want to think no one wants to think about cover they
deleted the way back machine yeah I know it bums me out because I was just using
the Internet Archive on that AI shit and then I tried to do it again and it's
back that just 2020 to now got deleted yeah but that's all the good that's all
the fun stuff that I had. It's over and on.
You were a fucking anti-vaxxer and you will pay for that.
Yeah, for some reason, I think got destroyed by hackers
and then out of nowhere came back and it was just baseline
or like flatlined all the way across until 2024.
Allegedly. I mean, I also gather all of my information off a screenshot.
So, you know knows just don't yeah
All your shit now is just Twitter love it
Yeah, this deep as I need to go because I'm just getting lied to it everything I look at I look at it
Am I feeling this yes, okay? I'll go with that. I might have it dude
That's just scary as shit. They do that with the phone
firefighting phone to exterminate birds
Firefighting phone I'll show you the video hold on, but it'll take me a second. You ever fucking spray that shit. Can you pause it?
Yeah, yeah, you ever spray that
Do that watch a video them like pumping shit into turkeys like with an air gun. Oh
Like like make your full man kind of you get your baby to watch with you. No, not yet
We've never heard of a girl liking that movie fucking we got Kingdom Hearts is in the house right now
So I don't know what that is. It's a Final Fantasy
Disney mashup that I thought it was a video game. It is it's a Final Fantasy and Disney mashup
Where you go to seek your true quest? I'm more of a Final Fantasy got myself some I mean
I mean I like some of us say it's a fancy one was the shit because when I was little
Like you got to a point like they start out as kids
Yes, but then like if you can beat this one dude, and it's a pain in the nuts dude
Yeah, I don't fancy ones hard as shit all of them are hard
I never could get into them freezer was in them
But if you can beat this one thing like your guys turned into grown-ups and so the coolest part of the game leveling up
And then I never saw I never I never finished finished any regular Nintendo game and I mean Marios. I'm married three maybe but I dude I was like I
Didn't play video games like you guys played games. I beat th ps bro like um
We we for real played outside unless it was raining. Okay boomer. I'd be say it. Yeah, I
Bit what are you gonna do? Yeah, you're not gonna get that enthralled
Yeah, I mean it was literally like kind of I like Zelda. I lost myself in Zelda, but once I fucking beat Zelda
I was like, all right, there's literally nothing else in life side quest. I used to tell people that what I used to be like
Hey, what's up? How's it going? I beat Zelda really oh yeah, I was like fucking nine ten
Yeah, I met like a new kid that is me. It's my entire identity. I beat fucking Zelda. What's up? I?
Beat fucking Tony all press gator to bro. I was so fucking good at that game. It wasn't even funny
They brought out manualing and it was over his Matt's boy Novak in that no no no backs not in two no
But like Tony allperos skaters
I was still one was pure he might be like thug or something like that
I don't know kind of ground Tom was obsessed with Tony Hawk on the ground
That was one where you started in Camden you grinded over into Philadelphia
It was fucking crazy then Tom went on a weird one where he just got into manhunt played in the dark
That was I remember that that was scary as fuck
I slept next to him in a fucking single bed
and he was in a recliner with headphones on
playing the snuff film game, manhood.
Dark times.
Don't know what was going through his brain that time,
but that's looking back on now, he made it through
because that could have went two ways.
Yeah.
It went the good way.
You see your one boy fucking iced himself.
I'm sorry I'm sick, man.
I mean, literally my mom's's sick Shane was just sick. There's um
Bezos is taking over you know the closing CVS is telehealth
Bezos is gonna start delivering meds and McHugh's dude, that's Cubans fucking
Cuban has to ditch those fucking metal are Cuban the lesbian. He's got this metal
I mean expose yourself as a petto harder than just gonna like dude actually Kamala Harris is great
It's like do you know what? Yeah, dude? I don't believe they never even asked me to be in it
Yeah, that is yo, bro
You're you're I mean not to always be slamming this fucking bone
But do you ever know did you know that the fucking Israelis tried to bomb the White House when back in the 40s for real?
No, I don't know. Yeah, I'm gonna sound like what the hell. That's a real fuck Fucking Israelis tried to bomb the White House when back in the 40s for real and I was in there
Yeah, that's probably a Bomb to the White House. Oh, no, it's Truman my bad. Oh, that makes sense
That's probably an anti-semitic conspiracy theory that you should not believe
I'm about to go on fucking psych meds. Just live it up. If we're good about to go to war dude
Give me psych meds. I'm just gonna be walking around like what's wrong with everyone?
We're fine, dude. America's the most powerful country in the world. I don't want to live that I don't want to live like fucking
dystopian
Somebody should make it one like a TV show or something where you smash them all up
What do you mean? Like they just make the ultimate dystopian a little bit in 1984?
Yeah, a little bit of Blade Runner games, yeah. A little bit of Blade Runner.
Hunger Games.
Yeah, a little Hunger Games.
Dude, I mean, maybe you.
Why not you?
All right, dude.
All I can imagine doing is grabbing, fucking,
going and grabbing footage for now.
That's all I'm at.
What, if you get into making-
I'm at that and making montage, fucking,
I'm at that level.
Gotta start somewhere.
You ever watch a Wrecking Crew documentary?
Yeah, that was good.
The one dude, at 30 years old
He became a fucking learned how to play guitar and became one of the guitars for the wrecking crew, bro. That's sick, bro
It's never too late. Is this your dream? No, no, no, I just see good dream. Think about it. Sometimes right about that
That's not my dream. That's not my dream. I just like playing fucking guitar. I mean sometimes it's just nice
I would be so I would be legitimately fucking wired fucked up weird geeked out if I didn't have a guitar last week
I spend like just with all the internet. Oh my god. I think it's the apps use because um
The reels and the Twitter. It's too like it's crazy. It's like the flashing lights in um conspiracy theory or a clockwork orange
Yeah, it's where like it's a literal MK ultra
That's what I'm carrying around a brainwashing device. I bring my fucking shit outside
Get my metronome leave my phone inside and I'll just go and then try to figure out fucking songs
My favorite word in the English language is can't oh you can't get this cut time song done watch me, bro
I'm halfway through it. Just got to get the chord progressions done, and then I'm fucking off to the races
Yeah, it's ever done it before not a big deal
Putting in real fucking work. Yeah, it is fucking it is bad all of that
What was that on no Jenna they were talking about the yeah?
268 second clips and then you're addicted to the app
But that's from their own research like Kevin North's wife's doing gambling
Addicts for the state everybody and she said from downloading the app
It's on average eight months before when they seek help like dude
We used to be making so much money to gamble dude. Yeah, I mean dude. I've never I do it
I went to play craps one time poor fuck savage took me to play craps
I put seven I know how to play the game when I was little I used to be so sit on a little wrap-around couch
We put the couch together. Yeah, me and my dad used to throw the dice and he taught me how to play crafts
First of all, it's dice. It's just luck. Yeah knowing how to bet on the table. It's like, you know all the odds
Yeah, so in my head I'm going this
I know this game. I played this one was a little lose immediately
Lost 75 bucks in one second. It hurts. I mean that's what I got bankruptcy. That was literal bankruptcy. I went to Savage
I asked him for another bean and he was like, yeah
But you got to play blackjack with me and I sat down at the table and then I ruined the table and he made me
leave
Don't know how to play that's my card. I was like, no, it's my card.
I want to get it. Dude. I know there's a kid. I know hit till 21.
Obviously you're every time I just go not hit me. You got a nutsack.
You got to have 21 dude. That's how you win hard. I hit every time. Yeah.
I know there's a few of my, one of my buddies, or I split it every time I saw
it. Splitting also say cause you can hit 21 twice. But my one buddy, he'll put 30 on a game.
30 what?
Grand.
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fucking nutty shit.
I remember I was painting the dorm of the Penn frat kids
and they were doing 10.
That's crazy.
And they were college kids.
I would fucking die.
They treated me like a dog
No shit frack. It's are the worst. They should they gotta join a coven and cast spells on those boys. Yeah, such police
Yeah, Philadelphia frat lice it the frat life is the gayest shit in the world
It's very like it's huge down south and then you get up to fill in the little no
We're actually like epic abba. It's like no you're the Jew fret
And then you get up to feeling the little no, we're actually like epic cap. I was like, no, you're the Jew frat.
Everyone hates you.
There's a bunch of Jewish kids.
They were my neighbors for a little while.
They're supposed to be as fuck.
I hated them.
They're such assholes.
They're very mean.
That went the pen, but they all think they're like some big thing.
It's like, dude, you're not in Alabama.
You're not in fucking South Carolina.
Like this is a Southern thing.
You guys.
I, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know much about the south
I want to go see it. It's and get a vibe on it because I've never been there long enough
Yeah, I love man walking around Savannah's like fucking heaven, bro. It's fucking peace on earth
I mean if you you met Marcus King if it's fucking anything like dudes like Marcus King fly me to the fucking south
That's a nice time. They hate us hard time, they hate us. Hard time believing they hate us.
It's like super blacks, you know,
when you're going, what the fuck you doing here?
This my hood.
It's like most dudes are just like, yeah, whatever.
It's like, bro, that shit's long gone, brother.
Everyone involved in it is dead.
Yeah, for real.
Relax.
Oh, you're from Maryland?
Just really relax.
Because you were just confused.
Like you had people on both sides you weird fucks
Yeah, I went down as if anyone in any state decided what side they're gonna be on obviously. Yeah, it's like oh, yeah
I'm a rebel. I'm a rebel. I was like no you live in the South poor
You live in the South poor ass then died your whole family died poor
Nothing happened everyone to you like none of like for the most part none of our none of our people were even here
You want to talk about slavery?
Every time I hear reparation every time I hear that shit about the Civil War is like bro
You guys know people from back then everyone in like the Northeast just got here obviously
Oh, yeah, you fucking yanked like dude my pop-up was on a farm hit his cousin in the head with a hammer
Like they were everyone's primitive as fuck like no one's like oh, come here. I might buy me another one
Pop and all of his relatives were cleaners
Whatever that thing was whatever that argument was over the house and the field oh my god. Yeah, and
house African-American
and field African-American.
Thank you.
And Shiva put up the Malcolm X
video and is so
fucking hilarious to be like when the
master sick, the house, the house
slaves like, are we sick, miss?
Dude, I've never seen so some meltdown so hard on the news
He's my favorite quote for that whole thing is who's the house and who's the field?
Yes, I just want to know who's the house and who's the field?
It's like friends member with them are to that and he said the n-word. I did he yes. He did Wow he was like
Oh, I'm not memory on you boy. I mean I just watched it
He was like oh, I'm not memory on you boy. I mean I just watched it
You'll get my browser history up dude him and him and David hog was torture David hogs a pussy, dude
honestly God should fucking
That dude looks like he came out of the same lab as fucking get it out
nighttime, too You're to be scared and sick again.
You're getting home.
I'll tell you what man, like, but if I could, if I did a little telehealth and got shit
delivered, I would do that.
Obviously it was.
That's going to be the future.
That's I tell AI my symptoms and then a fucking drone drops the shit off.
Yeah.
That's utopia.
No, because it's like, we've been watching you on your phone.
It seems you're sad
Just to try out it's only $20 a month and you can stop whenever you want
Like there everyone's gonna be fun like that training you're showing suicidal tendencies. Yeah, why are there a lot of time alone?
Yeah, the tell it mark Cuban was like way into that like that was it like he was like hedging on that hardest shit and then out of no
Fucking kweeck my grandma loved cubes loved the shark shark tank ruled dude watch shark tank all day long
That's what I'm saying. I can shark tank college basketball college football
Bet on baseball you had on the NBA which is I think is retarded. That's crazy
Yeah, yeah, cuz you could anyone could be taking off just a gambling addiction man Yeah, and some people fucking win, but yeah, that's great like everyone. I know like bet socially now. There's people
I know they normalize a lot of shit that I thought was never like
When I was when I was younger like I never thought coke would make this kind of fucking rebel home back
Yeah, I've never in my life
I don't think I can name you could have seen like poppers are as gay as the dads from like
It's like well. What's it? What's up with that guy? It's like he does coke. That's like meth now
Yeah, and you'd be like oh shit can never do coke yeah, obviously that's off the fucking table, and they're dead now
Oh, yeah, dude. You know I mean like they didn't make it to Lake not that I'm that's another thing
I saw that fucking bum me out man. There's this chick that was on Tucker
She was on road. They were on Rogan to
Health yeah, yeah, yeah guy she's saying that if you're born after 1980 you're gonna die younger than your parents because of
processed food and the
Shots we've been given and all this stuff. What are you gonna? And the microplastics they fucked us. It is what it is
I get like everyone's in there. Oh, I you gonna and the microplastics they fucked us it is what it is I get everyone's in there oh I'm gonna get the way in the replicants in
Blade Runner he goes to get to his maker he wants more time he knows times up his
hand starts twitching obviously what's a fucking nail in his hand have you ever
seen them take the aluminum off a can and show you the condom that's inside
soda cans oh yeah I know what it is I know it's fine it looks like a fucking
condom dude I mean how many seltzer's have you drank a million? Yeah, it's over dude. I'm just having fun. Give me psych meds
I'll vote blue have a little fun. I would love to sit there and take the moral high ground. That would feel so good
Yeah, dude. Tim Walls is gay as fuck. That's fine. The one where he goes like you can be gay with a wife
Yeah, whatever this is he's it be That's a fucking broad Broadway dance move, bro
This is a this is a throwback, but there's a word for what the fuck is
It's some old lingo that is derived from pillow. No, he's an act job
That is you're the eight you're the most you were just an act job
It's like you're always fucking doing that weird stuff. stuff like you are the typical bowing and fucking doing like mr. Miyagi bow and
then he does that shit where he goes on stage he goes Elon Musk is dancing like
a dipshit it's like dude are you blind like you are out of your mind going on
stage saying crazy shit trying to be funny. The shit gets me man I just want
to McDonald's but that E. coli thing I'm not gonna risk it.
I'm already half dead.
I think they were threatened with that. Elizabeth Warren came out and said some shit to the CEO of
McDonald's.
Apparently that McDonald's too is getting harassed by Dems.
Obviously dude, they're the tolerant left. This is the tolerant left. I saw that on a video.
You know what's crazy about that whole enemy within thing? So it goes back.
That it's racist? It goes back to all the witch-burning. Yeah
Trump Trump last time he was fucking running it. He kept saying it was a witch hunt
Yes, and we are the we are the ones that are her heretics. We're the people that say the wrong things
Yeah, we're the enemy within us and Trump was on a witch hunt and they're just flipping it around. Oh, yeah
You know there this is that fucking thing they do where they strike that reverse it
It was a Hillary Clinton's father or something like that daughter like pretty much. Yeah, you do that. It's all
Was his name Saul Lewinsky or whatever? Yeah, I I
We can switch over the patreon. I literally haven't gotten to my list yet. I still need to talk about cyber slice
Yeah, patreon about cyber slice
Patreon be cyber slice, dude
That's tough shit pizza gate. We love pizza. I have a great old pizza gate thing. I found let's do it Can I can I play this or obviously?
I mean hey, man
This is a really cool one. This is this is what they're saying now dinosaurs looked like you'll enjoy this feathers fuck off, dude
Is it a feather?
I mean doesn't that look like a little bird looks like a raccoon
Yeah, they said there's some dinosaur bone got petrified an amber and it had feathers
That's a been saying that but yeah, they they started saying that this is an oldie, but a goldie it popped back up
That hangs but a goldie it popped back up. No one can seem to agree on anything anymore, except for two things.
That Hanks?
Pizza.
Pizza and the Rock.
Went over to their house, they made us homemade pizza.
Not the Sandman.
Not him.
Not the Sandman, dude.
That is a good day.
It was.
Her parties are incredible at her house, too.
She does have good parties, and she makes good pizza as well.
She makes great pizza as well.
She makes great pizza.
Wonderful pizza.
All right.
And Dellen.
I know.
Katy Perry.
Pizza party with the pop star.
Do you have pizza parties with pop stars, Austin?
No.
Just checking.
You really are a genuine fan and it's amazing.
And we've met.
We've known each other for years
You've been to my house. We've had pizza
Girl after my own part heart. Do we love a pizza or what? We love it. Yeah, it's so so much fun
so tell me about
Kyle and
Your relationship with Joe and what do I need to know like what's the thing?
Ice cream is big pasta with red sauce. What's he do?
And why does their website have a super secured back door to a secret division
That's the amazing polys no that's fallible fuck a walk I love a shout out
amazing it is what I just found this is good stuff literally going in I saw
that I was dude I haven't seen this in forever Mason polys going in on the ops
right now she's handling the line work that's a real fucking one get all these
new people and they're gonna sit here and they're gonna jump they're gonna all
of a sudden jump on this to try to superimpose themselves over fucking tweet
I mean, this is like if I got on my Twitter and started superimposing myself over all my tweets like so look here
This is the black interaction as I talked to him. It's getting pretty spicy
Relax chief. Oh
Found out Israel's bad. So based. Oh oh my god wait until you find out the
Illuminati's the good guys