WAR MODE - Dry Guy (ft.SWIM and Ej)

Episode Date: February 23, 2025

SWIM and Ej join the cast for a sitdown   www.epsteinjustice.com www.michaelstrange.foundation https://www.curfewfellowshipfund.org/ www.patreon.com/WARMODE for pt 2...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I've always wanted to ask you what is it like inside your mind? Yeah, um, so... Here we go. Yeah, I mean... We're ready for it. Let's do it, baby. Welcome to War Mamo. I mean, we're, you know, we're trying to... So, let's test the algorithm, because I want to know if you're Berber. It's okay to be on some freak shit. That's okay. You know, you can be a little weird,
Starting point is 00:00:23 you can be on some freak shit. Shut the fuck up! Say Christ is Lord! freak shit. That's okay. You know, you can be a little weird. You can be on some freak shit. Shut the fuck up! Say Christ is Lord! Say Christ is Lord! Fair warning, I am an Aquarius. I'm a crazy ass motherfucker that knows how to keep it in control. I mean, my mind is a storm. So, it's a storm. I guess in the killer, we all not a fan. And like, while you guys were making me think that we were... That we were a fan.
Starting point is 00:00:47 You know, we realized we'd learned... We're not. Obama's a queer married to a man, who dresses as a woman. We'd all learned that. It's not common knowledge, you know that? Michelle Obama's a man. Of course. I am become meme. You can say that, bro.
Starting point is 00:01:01 The fuck I can't now say what I am. I'm just, I was living the meme. I'm just like this living the, I was living the meme, I'm just like this living the dream, and this living the meme, and it's pretty much what's happening. Out of the way, dude. Because I'm not gonna kiss your asses anymore,
Starting point is 00:01:14 you little scumbags. While you go along with the mass death of our species, while a bunch of scientific crazy people, mad scientists, set up this slow-grid murder operation The truth is I'm right about all of it, and you know it Yeah, he's in the Beatles cult Beatles cult me and Billy and are you on the way down here where he was saying what song was it? Oh, if it was what you're saying about John Lennon. I was saying he had it's a hippie
Starting point is 00:01:48 Yeah, it was sour grapes. Oh cuz he never wrote that good of a song Steal it in is a whole Where it was like Steely Dan wrote a lot of good songs. Yeah, it's still you Dan never wrote a song They're more like music guys. Yeah, it would never turn like a five-year-old's head which is That's I was just like Billy's are hit me with like the most fucking blue. What about blue is your cult? I was just telling I've for a while I wasn't like into blue voice or cult Toto and all that shit and then I start listening
Starting point is 00:02:17 I was like dude, it's actually good if you can just listen to it in a vacuum without all your other judgments on songs. If you hear dude, hold the line and all that sucks. It's Africa's a hit Africa's a genuine hit. Other than that, you jaded a mashup of it. Yeah. One more good Toto song. He's got mashups from Rosanna. Rosanna. That's what I'm saying. Like I get them confused with, um, and thriller dude. They wrote all of Michael Jackson's hits like the guys are good Jackson's wiped
Starting point is 00:02:48 What was the other song I get confused with Toto it was uh like Carrie Ella or You're thinking of Kyrie Broken wings fan I was tell broken wings fan Might play that Good that's what I'm saying all these songs are good if you just chill out and like don't have all these yeah I was agreeing with you. I was just saying like the Steely Dan dude most people don't have these hangouts They just listen to songs and enjoy that yeah, yeah get into Steely damn really that's what I says I have music, but like I I would never put it on sounds like songs, and I know this is before this trend even happened,
Starting point is 00:03:27 it sounds like they're trying to have a library to make a jukebox musical. Here we are, Bill. Here we are, Bill, with the critics and the sophisticates. See, that's what me and you are doing. The high IQ individuals, the actual artists. I don't even know what the fuck that means. Okay, you know, like Billy Joel has a music loud, right? Yeah Yeah, you think still you damn was gone for that you were like we're just gonna make songs so that there could be a show Yeah, that makes sense though your taste
Starting point is 00:03:57 Here's the thing with Steely Dan is every single song they wrote if I listen to it I get the visual of like two ugly dudes If I listen to it I get the visual of like two ugly dudes Sounds like people trying to write a song where is it? Yeah, cuz it's too wordy. Did you see the Ray fine? Complicated I don't know what this is from but I saw a video Ray finds dancing to emotional rescue and all like I was just Thinking about Tom being all skinny from his fan I'll try to find it's a layer. But no, that's the thing like the stone songs and the Beatles songs I never hear and be like, oh this sounds like two dudes sat down wrote a song I'm always like, oh it sounds like some dude just fucking you know, let it out banged a stewardess in 1968 I had to make this song
Starting point is 00:04:41 Yeah, it's like Ray finds dancing Fucking great, Ray finds well-known Hug very hungry really who is he? Oh, yeah, I think you told me that Ray finds the actor I don't know who it is Voldemort Voldemort. Oh for real Oh I don't know who it is Voldemort Voldemort. Oh for real Oh When but they say what's the correlation between noses and get out of here? Let's not try to put that show yourself You saw you saw the hammer last night with the phone dude, yeah, he does have a fucking big-ass fucking piece Honestly, I hear talk about that though. What? Oh, yeah You do five day fest which is fucking blowing my I touch God's hand I'm not here to talk about dicks
Starting point is 00:05:29 What was day one like do days one through three were nothing? Yeah, but dude, that's like I'm talking like you have a little bit more Well, I've fasted before but I went dry for the four days, right? That's fucked So like days one two and three I was like and everyone was texting me Did you won't make it you're gonna die? I was like wait Tom's taking 18 days away from the guy who did a dry fast in the cell so he was looking on station So he was licking walls My whole life was if you don't get water in three days
Starting point is 00:06:03 Yeah, it's three three three so Tom D. I'm happy that Tom tried to debunk but then rebunked it. Yeah, we're at we're rebunked now It's four days. Well, no, it's three days three days is probably what everyone should know I think what it is the fourth day you start to die Here's the thing is 40 days in the desert without food or drink my lord and savior if and we had someone with them I was in Cassini Know if you if you went three days without water like a panic mode like outside somewhere, and you had no water you would die But if you're able to like take showers and like know you're fasting and you know if you're wet you're wet Dry fat you can come in hunger strikers
Starting point is 00:06:46 Yeah, that lips were sealed the hunger striker went like 42 days It try like 70. Yeah 70 or some shit Yeah, that's what say if you're fasting and your mind knows that you're fasting your body doesn't follow it and die But if you legitimately like got stuck in like a train car and you're out of food and water you die in three days And like are you just lying when you're like I feel sharper like did you actually feel like I feel like every clarity like you get like It's weird like when you don't like the first day you're a little like I was here with you the first day Yeah, totally normal down the way home. I kind of like I get a little hankering but like no I'm fasting I remember mm-hmm Day two I woke up with like a little bit of a hangover feeling but I snapped out and felt good
Starting point is 00:07:26 Day three. I was truck. I was just all day. Like I was like I fucking I could do this for another week You look so fucking bad when I facetimed you News bro, and then um, I Won't go fighter. I woke up day four right and like Bob was text me He's a dude you're gonna fucking bail and I'm not bound fuck this and like I Couldn't do anything so I had to like pretend I was functioning until Dana left for work And then I just like an alcoholic pretend me sober. I was like y'all good. I'm good I got these kids and then like she had just taken the sheets off the bed and everything I
Starting point is 00:08:02 Like went in and just pulled like a dirty sheet over my dirty sheet, but the sheet I pulled the bed, like pulled it over my head and just told the kids like, don't fuck with me. If you need me, I got them food and water and was like, just play all day. Like, I'm sick. Like, you're not sick. You're fasting. Just eat. No, so finally, she came home from work early. And I was talking to her. was probably like 4 p.m. And like she started like
Starting point is 00:08:30 Going into like the wrong eyes like my eyes were crossing so the world started fuck. So I went outside I was like I'll just go outside Collect some firewood slowly and just like take some breaths and hang out and I was outside I was like, I'm gonna die. Were you gonna like fall over your legs all while I out and I was outside I was like I'm gonna die were you gonna like fall out were your legs all wobbly no I did have a go fucked up gate I mean it's a borderline attempt it was borderline attempt you were saw what's a quiet quitting or saw it quite so exciting but I live now I took a sip of water and I bounced right back what did it feel like it actually hurt my throat is my throat
Starting point is 00:09:01 was all closed up Hurt my throat because my throat was all closed up I'm clean. I hear you but you know, but no I just I drank some water burn my throat a little at first Is that cool to say? I don't know that core roads are often throw it off the table. Yeah, so I throat go to some water And I could only take a couple sips at a time all night. And then the next morning I just kept taking, like, I just had like a tall, like mountain valley thing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:33 The thing Matt drinks like 15 of a day. And I was like sipping on them. And that took me through. Could you not eat? So Friday at five o'clock was the break. Yeah. I had some bone broth and like a clementine and I couldn't finish it Oh my god, then I've just been eating a little bit and a little bit more. I just been eating like salads with Kimchi avocado and eggs. Oh, that sounds fucking horrible. You don't fuck with kimchi. Not at all. So good The greens got to you man. Yeah, no, I'm telling you dude. If you fuck with some kimchi, you'd be like, holy shit This is good. It's like coleslaw, right? Yeah, it's like it's like we got another vegetable enjoyer here
Starting point is 00:10:13 But like I eat like three vegetables, okay, I don't need vegetables really except for fermented ones Yeah, supposedly they're that like they saw cancer belly. Yeah fermented Wait, so it's only but if you had like pounded water that would have barf really dangerous, right? It'd be dangerous. You could get um, you're see like the old guys with the fat ankles. Yeah I would just get like puffy ankles. What causes that it's called an edema. I think it's like Sodium retention or something. Okay, but the point is is like you go into this fast mode It gets in your fat and you have actual liquid in your fat and that and then you start pissing Did it smell I smelled like death and my mouth tasted like um off balls. No, I tasted like
Starting point is 00:10:56 Like when you're at the beach, and there's like something that's been sitting like near a dock and has a fishy crab crabby Like a basement my mouth death is very it was very like fish like oh my god Well fat smells like fishy. That's probably what it was Yeah, and then what happens is you start burnt so the point of a dry fast is supposedly according to like the small book I read Your when your body so if you're drinking water while fasting your body doesn't go into full recovery mode right but it's never enough dude it's never I mean I literally read this book and I was like I wonder if this is real I'm gonna try yeah yeah and then Matt and the whole
Starting point is 00:11:38 gang were fasting and I've been trying to do this for a while but like I can't tell my wife I'm gonna fast she starts freaking out yeah I mean they think you're a die They just were like it's just it's called shit testing. Yeah But um your body starts to burn your fat to find water in your fat That's fucking crazy. I was pissing dude. I was pissing the whole time. I never stopped pissing the whole time I was dude. I was sending you weren't in the group chat. No, I was sending pics Yeah, he's got piss jugs. I was just taking pictures of my piss. Why are you hitting jugs? I had amazing Oh, fuck Jesus Christ
Starting point is 00:12:14 Dana deals with she's like watching me piss naked in a mason jar in the kitchen. What are you doing? I'm showing my boys like that. I'm still pissing Science I told her you didn't marry scientists, but I am one now You've become one people change man people change. Yeah, man. You don't know who you're marrying I know unlocks certain things you just grow with yeah Grown she wasn't a hairdresser. I hear you guys you go together sometimes you go apart. Yeah now She's a hairdresser show me the rules for love and war Yeah, I mean that like do you feel better I feel Incredible really like that was just I started doing yoga in the beginning of the year Yeah, I mean that like do you feel better I feel incredible
Starting point is 00:12:49 Really like that was just I started doing yoga in the beginning of the year After the fast like I'm doing everything no aches and pains like fully like like I'm just way more flexible. I Wonder what the fuck that it may be inflammation is down inflammation. What my inflammation is down What's that mean combination of aging and inflammation? What my inflammation aging's down? What's that mean combination of aging and inflammation? Going the term did you really dr. August done in corn? That's a good ass juice honestly my guru. Yeah, dude. I fucking inflammation does crush everyone crushes everyone Spade I mean he's in the fight for his life. I just hear this It's just this extreme stuff that I want like I want this I I just hear this it's just this extreme stuff that I want like I want this I
Starting point is 00:13:30 Want this mania of like the feeling of like I'm on this insane insane journey or whatever I just literally just it's I had no drive that When you break this poison sugar, you just don't even want to do anything you in you're in Yeah, there's dudes like dudes get sober than either getting a god or like lifting or some stuff like that Like once you break through like you're gonna have to you're gonna find some other mission. That's gonna get you pumped up No, I have to build a life around being able to go get beers, dude I can't live like this Make it once a week. There's no way to live Yeah, no if I just eat better eat better and I mean I was eating it
Starting point is 00:13:59 I was eating like a gremlin at night. So was I was hurting my scruples Yeah, how many beers do you drink? You gotta drink a beers like a Maybe cut that to like three. That's what the dietitian chick was like, how about four? Yeah, I mean dude Talk to show me the rules of love And a hot girl comes over you want another one Yeah, we're getting married you don't even know you don't know once you drop some weight you're gonna be able to live a little bit more normal Yeah, I hope so. Yeah, you just got to spend some stuff you have in the savings. You're doing eight points of Guinness
Starting point is 00:14:35 Yeah, that's like four beers. It's a solid beer is worth alcohol and calories to whatever dude enough about Guinness has the less calories Yeah way less sick health podcast. Yeah, right? I mean we've been dealing with that and then just zoomers did zoomers are the they're gonna grind the world to a screeching halt Do what? Existing in the world as oh, yeah, we're having a hard. They're physically impossible. Oh, yeah, you're saying Text only like 559 growing pains dude. It's the same shit when I was like I'm telling you I think to live and die in LA is like this awesome fucking 80s movie But I think if you try to show to them it would be lost on them like I just watched true romance
Starting point is 00:15:13 I was like dude. This is fucking amazing. I got to rewatch all these movies dude true romance is It's a really good movie. I know Vince Gallo said he's a collage artist, but It really is like it's like the 90s movie Brad Pitt's in it James Gandolfini's in it walking walk ins in it walking in it walking in it walking in Harrelson in it no no that's a girl in it no that's Patricia Arquette Cure shark so hot yeah Dennis Hopper Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walker walking her it's great scene I gotta got to rewatch that I got to rewatch
Starting point is 00:15:46 That's an eggplant scene, but I haven't yeah, it's like my dad's What's it called I still like we watched all those movies later Christmas later years ago And now it's been so long that I forget them, but I'm just gonna wait another 10 years and watch it with Mac Yeah, yeah, cuz I'm like I'd rather see these with well I was like I was reading this thing about how Saudi Arabia's is mogging the fuck out of everybody and getting hands emmer to make the new national anthem That's so sick, so they're gonna have like a fucking sound. Sorry. Maybe he's getting a hands-immer nationally. Yeah, dude We gotta get dough just start spending our money right I'm thinking about emigrating
Starting point is 00:16:21 Don't get me started on the ancient and the ancient Venetian Doge Black struck oil with the fucking there's like this do 19 keys kills me. There's always been a doge Roman Roman times there's the dead. What was he the influencer or some shit? No You just hire the doge like the king will hire the doge to do the stuff that the king can't actually do or there'd be an Uprising so you get a doge and elons the doge Eons the doge elons a fucking frontman. He's a freak boy. Did you see his text that chick? Oh, yeah Oh my god, dude. He's texting this Ashley St. Clair girl like I can't wait to not
Starting point is 00:16:58 She's some like right-wing influencer or some shit come on man. You tell me limp dick actually does that it's all IVF Yeah, obviously his dad says Yeah, you can't have you can't conceive Elon's dad said about his son. Yeah, he lost ads the best right now He killed three dudes Elon did you know dad he dispatched people into the next realm? How they broke into his bush house? Oh? Dude, they wanted to take his daughter from Mootie What's Mootie when they should you they shrink the heads? Oh, and they put him on it
Starting point is 00:17:29 they put him on the dashboard like like um dice in the mirror and It's called Mootie. Mr. Musk killed three of yeah, he dispatched them and he's talking dirty Harry's gun Yeah, yeah, the fucking 357 Magnum. There was 52 shots from them three from him Or yeah three or two from him to kill three people How did kill two people with three shots or three good one to the other? I think they're like this most lying family Yeah, I think they're the most lingo. Yes, I think like the lizard movie Yeah, like I killed three people with one bullet. That's funny cuz like there's there's a people joke The people make jokes about like the
Starting point is 00:18:06 Adrenaline stuff in there like that's just from monsters Monsters Inc. Yeah, I haven't watched kid movies in a long time. That's all I watch. Are you serious? Moana to you want to sucked really I let my kids watch a movie like three or four movies a week Cuz like don't get them hooked on that. That's my whole life's the only screen time your whole life right so I'm like if you're gonna sit down watch the show at the end of the night I don't want you watching these fucking shows watch a movie right that way like you start to learn like yeah the whole story and like you can sit for two hours you don't want them on tik-tok I don't want to watch it like everything else that they make for kids
Starting point is 00:18:41 is so bad right really it's crazy it It's like weird mind. It's like high-speed Like the stuff they make for adults isn't no I'm just saying they're continuing the cycle of abuse with like Coco Mountain But I'll show them like good sense like I thought Robin Hood the Robin Hood movies are and dude the animated the old Disney movies Have good lessons in them. Okay, man, like it's a lot of like stop snitching Okay, man, like a lot of like stop snitching stay racist There's a scene in Pinocchio where Jiminy Cricket goes to tell that Pinocchio is joining the circus and then he stops and goes But that would be snitching so I'm not gonna do Good lessons. Yeah, he is so dark so fucking spooky. Yeah, if you lie your nose grows But it's all about
Starting point is 00:19:26 Capturing children and telling them into and then he whispers to him. He's like I'm taking these kids to my island to Yeah, and the Fox is like Feel like my whole life. It's so dark is different because of that if you go back and rewatch it and play pool. Yeah different because of that if you go back and rewatch it and play pool yeah color of money got me oh yeah I was too young for that and then I didn't I watched the hustler before I watched color okay that shit same talk about a sports movie that makes you cry bro that movie buddy film I did the same thing you told me to watch a hustler and then color money. Yeah. Got a hammer of a break. I never got to do that. I love Tom Cruise, dude. Do you? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like it was going to be a scientist.
Starting point is 00:20:12 I'm not going to be a scientist. Eventually. Yeah. I, I respected it. No, nothing. I respected it as a technology and I can like your boys got you. He doesn't have me. He hits me like every three months. He'll hit me with a pull out the book, fully annotated. It's this thick, dude. Annotations throughout the whole fucking thing. You should just read it. No, there's multiple.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Right, dude. He's got courses. There's all sorts of stuff. It's not just one book. Did you hear about, did you read that article about Neil Gaiman? I heard he's been bad. Who? That's not what's interesting about the art.
Starting point is 00:20:47 I mean, that's also interesting, but dude was raised in Scientology and his parents were like the English representative of L. Ron Hubbard. Like they were high up. Phaetons. High level Phaetons. They have C-Org or no? Phaetons, right?
Starting point is 00:21:04 I don't know. The microscopic aliens that are in your building. They have phatens. High level phatens. Sea org or no? Sea org or no? Oh, phatens, right? I don't know. The microscopic aliens that are in your brain. I'm not, what? You're talking about the midichlorines. Were they sea org? They were sea org. They were on the boat.
Starting point is 00:21:16 And he was on the boat as a child. He was raised in the shit. Holy shit. And they, so, Scientologists also believe that children are small adults. So they discipline them the same way that they discipline adults. I don't like that. That's a good, uh, slippery slope.
Starting point is 00:21:31 Tie with Crowley. Um, Elron Hubbard like met him and he wasn't like in with them. Well, from my understanding, um, he wrote a pam, Crowley wrote a pamphlet about how to start a religion. I, this, I don't have it. Yeah, you're close. It's not something that I've really. Yeah, you're close.
Starting point is 00:21:49 I read about this. Yeah, but he, at the time Crowley went to LA, he was trying to set up a business where he would sell his semen mail order, I think. Come on, cuz. I'm not joking. How tall is this guy? I don't know. Does he have a ever college degree is he ever six foot?
Starting point is 00:22:06 He he's well, he's real posh. You know he comes from money He does but he I mean that seaman has got to be low-grade because he was a fucking junkie. Yeah Yeah, true. He was a garbage can they he was Elrond Hubbard was shown with the Parsons from JPL. Yeah. The rocket guy. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So then they were all met up with Crowley. Yeah, it is. And, for real, but him and like, I think Ray Bradbury, all the science fiction guys from that era, even the ones that didn't start religions were like hanging with Crowley when he
Starting point is 00:22:41 came to LA and Crowley was like a pioneer in like drug cocktails Was he so he was making like concoctions which would be like tiny bit of this he had it down something something It's all about dosing dude with dosing and timing Yeah, he would hit you with like just technically magic and then it really is you get hit with this and he would have like a three-part drink and it would be like like those dudes would eat like three grams of hash and Then have like an opium tea that would have me on go man tune, bro Like you're a magician like that you can't orchestrate a night Yeah
Starting point is 00:23:13 You started saying like demons names and shit and have people with a pound of hash and some acid they went to the skies Fucking the wizard fully there's there's remember the yoga dude in Austin What was it? Maybe holy hell? Oh, yeah He was like doing like rituals then giving them a so without them knowing and they would just come online and be like holy fuck This guy knows we frankly here No, Crowley was into opium and like I think early peyote Oh, but he would have like parties and they would all drink that camera where I read this but in LA in LA Yeah, they had a house and that's where L Ron Hubbard's bum ass was that dude owed his wife money
Starting point is 00:23:49 He just ran around the typewriter. I ever see that movie the master. No Is it about L Ron Hubbard? They say I break they say that right? Yeah, it's Philip Seymour Hoffman What's his name? Joaquin Phoenix Amy Adams? I never saw I've been off the movies for so I do that's good, man You have a life. I got a bro or con It's I am listed. Yeah, it's really whatever you want. I don't know if you're allowed to do that I mean, I think it's why Philip Seymour Hoffman got popped. Are you serious? I think that that was they are powerful. It makes sense and they do that with drugs and stuff and there were Really missed acid. No wasn't that it was pay and there were yeah, I really missed acid
Starting point is 00:24:28 No, it wasn't that he was peyote. I'm saying he died before he said okay. Yeah. Yeah So he would have been like early peyote days I still don't understand why all the Beatles and everyone were like such like so on his dick because he was cool. Well, okay He is like a huge part of like what modern England is like Like he was part. He was he took it from late in hundreds. He was like Politician status kind of not really but he's like a fancy guy from a fancy family Trump Yeah, but he didn't do anything they say it's like a mountain. No, no, no. His, his dad was like a minister or something. No, I'm saying they're saying they say Alistair Crowley is Barbara Bush's dad. Well, you know, his daddy is William Campbell. Oh yeah. Right. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:19 He looks a lot like him. Right. The reason they didn't put him twice on the cover of Sergeant Pepper is because they thought people would think he was Paul. Are you serious? Yeah. Thank you. Just Christ. Yeah. I just never understood like why they got. I also have never read his like books and shit like that. I think it's what you get into. If you're like like Jimmy Page, it's something to get into. Yeah, I was on the subway with him. He had a fucking book in his trench coat. If you started reading that shit and like it's not the Internet now, you know now the internet you can get into some outed Yeah, you can have some shit for the night. You'd be like, oh, I might be a fucking this or that and they Superimpose yourself over screenshots. I think talk about it. I think also he was like a rock star
Starting point is 00:25:57 Yeah, the early 1900s like he was a rich guy. He liked to climb mountains He did whatever the fuck you wanted and his his whole like, do whatever you want. Do what that will be the whole of the world. If you're rocking back then, you're like using fish on women and stuff. Using fish on women? Jimmy Page's big thing. What?
Starting point is 00:26:15 It wasn't like the groupie story, Jimmy Page like put a fish in some girl's vagina. I never heard that. It's like the peak of like crazy. I don't think Crowley would have thought that that was the great work. I don't think it was. I think it was like was closeted and he had an any is that
Starting point is 00:26:37 severance I don't know I keep honestly to severance so like the idea of this show severance is like you have a they can split your mind So your any will go to work for you feds watching this yeah So like your Audi is like so you have an Audi life and in any life Yeah And you go to work and you hit this like elevator type thing and you're like then your innie's in at work Then then that is funny. It's fucking weird. I mean that's still remain It's kind of funny like I don't know that story does a lot of dark comedy stuff Yeah, but like there's this subplot in it with John Totoro and Christopher Walken fall in love
Starting point is 00:27:13 But Christopher Walken's Audi is actually gay and married and I think John Totoro's Audi is straight What is in he's gay, but I might be making that up cuz I be back What is in he's gay, but I might be making that up cuz I be back I keep on cuz there's one scene where John's a toro starts banging on Christopher Walken's door like we're in love like I need To see you and it's real life or any life. I don't know I keep falling Like I think his any is gay and his outie straight. I don't know that's why I might have made that up though I'd be I make shit up constant. Yeah Especially you falsely watching it. It's not confusing. Yeah yeah it's it I fall asleep every time I put it on dude fed fall fell asleep during white lotus season 3 yeah cuz he was like
Starting point is 00:27:53 that wasn't too bad I'm like did you watch the end and he was like no I fell asleep I'm like Jesus fucking Christ did you watch that I don't know why they're trying to do this to us I'll tell you why this is my this is my bullshit is my fear why March that's a Kennedy who. Why Mark? That's a Kennedy. Who? They don't stop. That's a Kennedy. That kid's a Kennedy.
Starting point is 00:28:08 What? Yeah, man. The one that wants to bang his brother? Yeah. He doesn't want to bang his brother. He just wants to J-O-B-O-D with him. Bro, we never did that. I never, that's why I'm the answer is sick.
Starting point is 00:28:18 I was left out of all these cool parties. You haven't seen white lettuce? I saw the first season or some of it Yeah, that's Schwarzenegger's kid and he's marriage. He married Maria Shriver JFK sister what the fuck you? Do a season just came out last Sunday Parker Posey Yeah, Parker Posey's in it, but like not to give her away like the hormone session was spoiler But the episode is totally normal guys shaping up to be something nice.
Starting point is 00:28:46 The very end, the two brothers are in a hotel room and he's like, Oh, it's gonna be hard to jerk off with you in here. And his brother like sits up and smiles at him. Then he like Saunders to the bathroom, like Dick and balls and ass out and like turns around, like cheekily closes the door embarrassment ritual because, and it's no referent, there's no like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's no like no out of nowhere out of nowhere. Just brother. J. O. Buds like Yeah, not my bag. I was like You were like to watch it if you want. Yeah, it's pretty taboo and I was like, I love taboo. You love that
Starting point is 00:29:16 You know that taboo that taboo. I was I'm tapping out. I told my parents. We finally found your line My parents were like did you watch the new white lotus? I was like mom and dad please don't watch it. They were like why I was like it's very offensive there If you're saying it's offensive, we're not gonna I don't know. I gotta lay off watching all things for now I have to clean myself and just read books and fucking get ready to start I'm like fuck now cuz I want to keep watching white lows to see if that was like some if that's like a prank It would be the funniest thing ever. Hey, man. I'm not gonna hold. Yo, bro. It ain't I might stop They're gonna just hit you with like it's like sissy hit now at this level everything they make like they wrote like gladiator to his trash
Starting point is 00:29:55 Fuck yeah, I just tried to watch it. Yeah I heard about this movie the brutalist. I'm like oh, this will be cool. Whoa, bro Can't watch it when I can't hear man to the apprentice. I was like this, this will be cool. Whoa, bro. Can't watch it when I got your man to the apprentice I was like this looks like they made it on my way here Now they probably good, but I can't the way they shoot movies now fucks me up No, but you came in at the end that I'm telling you the style of cinematography. Oh, that's what you're saying I thought you were saying in general. No no no no the when it's the 70s. It looks like a Okay, yeah, it looks 80s and then look like a home video and dude the fucking guy sebastian stanser
Starting point is 00:30:28 He's like luke skywalker mando. No big deal. Um, he fucking is gaining weight throughout the movie So i'm like the stuff these actors do is crazy like jeremy strong is like losing weight becoming a gay roy cone and trump Trump's I don't know if it's a fat suit or what bro But they put he puts on like face fat like he gets they could probably do it digitally now, too This looks real. They don't have Transformers the movie's really like kind of gross to watch because it's like a gross version of Trump
Starting point is 00:30:58 He's like got his belly out. He's like ripping cheese balls down at the yeah at the Taj Mahal I just don't understand they put rape on people so easily and so dude the beaks do you have to have inside you to? Rape it's from a Von is by biography. I know but still obviously that's a believe all women. I don't did we've been over this I thought you were saying that you were like I was like this is shot where you know This is how they shoot movies now, and I was like and he wrote no no it's in that movie each part like oh Movies now and I was like and he wrote no no no it's in that movie each part like Alright, and like as the movie goes on he's getting like fatter. I'm like dude. He did it I wouldn't I mean dude. I have struggling with this yeah, how the fuck did they do this remember Dallas Buyers Club? Yeah, fucking remember the machinists these guys lose weight like the Kanye lost on a weight for that
Starting point is 00:31:40 Okay, they have professionals with them though, but I know I hear is still do it Don't take that away from them. The professional didn't do that Stand gain that weight then he's gonna go and come back. I think he's in like a Marvel thing Yeah, maybe they come back with tests or something. They all got that's what I'm saying They got a big pharma like on their ass. I have shooting them out like every single I mean, dude You're talking to a guy. I read the muscle and fitness is I did their workout plans, dude Guess what? You don't start to look like Wolverine Look exactly the same might have a cake neck. That's about it all of all TRT and stuff. Yes, dude
Starting point is 00:32:14 You can't like he's saying that um, you're a snack monster though. Like those guys might be salads What do you mean? Like you can't get gas without getting like a Twinkie. I got a water It might be veggies veggies might be the key. Yeah What do you mean like you can't get gas without getting like a Twinkie? I got a water Going to like CVS and the guy behind you getting like three nerds ropes and a Mountain Dew and you're like He did it every day going to work. He's saying fucking some of glutes. I thought that bad and they're getting a sigh out I'm not saying they're not that bad What's that? Yeah, no, that is not that what is empty coolies What is that what is empty? Yeah, it was epic to semi glutes. I'd know I was talking to a dude
Starting point is 00:32:56 About LP ones. Yeah, I was just like yeah, bro Aren't those things like super bad and make your bones hollow and the guy was like He had no fucking dog in the fight because he wasn't talking to a morbidly obese man He was just shoot me straight because there's none in the room and fucking he was like dude. Thanks Emi is a fucking man he was saying that like the shit coming out about his epic like obviously Diet and exercise is what you should do to lose weight and you know, we're in this go-go-go world Who is this random stranger talking about his mpick my boy Sawyer I got my blood work done
Starting point is 00:33:32 Okay, and then they go with a full of 45 minute overview of all your blood work and shit What work came out straight? He recommended as epic. No. No, we didn't that's what I say. We're just bullshit I was like, yeah, cuz he was talking to actually about like l cardinine or something like that It's like real good for losing weight, but he's like dude, you're good. Like you don't really need this shit But then we started talking about Ozempic. I was like bros It making people's like bones hollow and stuff like that and he was like dude like If you're smashing Ozempic every day like yeah, you're gonna get fucked up But you would if you drank beer or alcohol is Ozempic like do you get a dose or is it like oh?
Starting point is 00:34:04 I'm gonna shot a shot. But is it like inject like do you get a dose or is it like oh? Shot, but is it like injectable every day you do it or is it like I'm about to go to a pizza party I think there's like different strokes for different folks so like it could be taken as MPEG every other day There's people who micro doses that Ozempic and all this stuff so like there's I mean depends on always a needle Yeah, the thing that freaks me out about it is like they push these things so like Over the they'll push it like they brand it They're like yo, here's this and they put it into the consciousness like you don't even need to do that I watched that fucking apprentice movie and I'm sitting there figuring out I bought fat burner pills on a fucking mad one Yeah, just cuz I watched Trump get liposuction old-school labs good brand, you know, what are fat burner pills?
Starting point is 00:34:43 Thermogenics it's just a cool looking thing and I was like That's what I said. I don't want to get addicted. Yeah, yeah, you have it strong enough will Why broke a bowl of ice every? Sir my good ozing math I've known men that tried and failed Do a little bit Everyone tells me like you get a couple good rips on meth and like you get like a week of W It's that star in Super Mario where you just run through all the fucking turtles
Starting point is 00:35:12 I mean it must have been I was thinking about this this morning. I was like man It's crazy like when caffeine hit because they make it like um I Was just daydreaming man kind of and I was thinking it's so nuts that we're getting the point where the doge is gonna say If you're gonna have to get normal linker you can't keep up Yeah, but all this shit is like a world before caffeine must have been weird I'm so slow that's your shit. I'm so slow without sugar. Let's say even before tea before caffeine Oh world. I'm talking about before the enes man. Okay, enes are wicked. Yeah teen These are all great. Yeah, but it changed the world if everybody got 100%
Starting point is 00:35:50 Yeah, so if everybody you just keep doing this like I did our whole world's based on alcohol nicotine and caffeine Yeah, he'll debunk and then re bunk drugs for you. They're all it's all dosing. It's all dude. It's all susceptible it's all like suggestibility to all susceptible. It's all like suggestibility, too. Yeah, what do you mean like? If like let's say alcohol just came out right it would be a public health craze, but they'd be like dude This shit makes people puke they like fucking oh, yeah, it's poison wives this is insane like alcohol was just like a Thing that popped up that someone discovered it wasn't just for the guys having fun It'd be bath salts for real and that's fake
Starting point is 00:36:25 What people even faces that is and also bath salts were water man's fake. That's fake. Yeah, it was a guy Who's literally fucking psychotic? I don't know why they're trying to gatekeep fucking bath salts, but they're digging Do you know what it is? It's cuz it sells Yeah So like if you're trying to sell ad space and you like salt new crazy drug that the kids are doing and someone ate someone's face You're getting so many eyes click so many clicks. Yeah, but it's like bath salt like the asteroid hitting stuff Fuck you Is used for addiction treatment too, right? Yeah, you said that I never knew about that
Starting point is 00:36:55 It's it's it controls urges is that like what how does this shit work? I have no fucking idea Honestly, I never like looked into it I just know a bunch of people who get it and they mean they get like a fucked up looking face and lose a ton of Weight, but I also heard that it like attacks muscle first so I mean for me you I'd rather Take a fucking ounce of muscle rather you take inches honest. I'm not kidding No, come on man. Don't do that build this come on man. Can't go there wait. So is that big eats away your muscles supposedly That's what but this could just be I don't know what the fuck to believe I mean, are you going for shirtless summer? No, I'm just going for a healthy bill You know what I mean? I go for shirtless summer
Starting point is 00:37:30 I'm not like that the minute I put any labels on anything I started fucking speed wobbling and fucking if you drive around that truck no shirt like 90% of the time you be chilling I would get pulled over I Can't drive around in that truck in Kensington with no shirt on they were think I'm copying You popped out of the wall on no shirt on cop if you were jacked They would think I'm trying to score She kept your head down your work can't have an o6 GMC Sierra with no shirt on expecting If you're jacked enough you can yeah, maybe the cop pulls yours a good day, sir What's true that I say that roofer shit?
Starting point is 00:38:03 Which one roofers are becoming like fucking Tony Robbins now That's not that's not like they're becoming all contractors have conferences there. It's fucking crazy Yeah, you just you just saw a contractor conference the roofers are hired West Watson, right? Yeah. Yeah, you sent me that yeah a roofing like What do you call it a conference? roofing conference hired Wes Watson he all started calling them like fucking Pussies and you're all fucking fat fuck you and start talking shit to them. What happened? Nothing. What are you gonna do? Motivational speakers for contractors is a dark place. It's a sad place It's like a fucking porn convention
Starting point is 00:38:44 Yeah, but roofers just have it the worst dude because roofers are all they're usually all out of fucking sobriety Yeah, they get into roofing and that's just why is it? I've no clue why is roofing like the first it's the easiest one Carp carpet roofing there. They're easy to start. I thought people doing carpet were usually still on meth Well, dude, I mean roofers aren't sober But they're like working like you like get up and get to work early your days done like you're really killing it if you're a roofer Yeah, if you're getting a lot of shit done less carpet guy. I saw bro. That was a different animal Yeah, carless guy. I saw stream the n-word in public like 2013 just straight-up hit a guy with holy shit pain roofers carpet where this the low that's the low totem pole
Starting point is 00:39:26 Yeah, those are the only dudes ever gotten the beefs with Oh anytime I drop the truck or a dumpster for a roofer It is an immediate fucking problem like someone's there to fight you. Yeah, dude. So angry all the fucking time I have no idea why everyone else is cool shit roofers just for some reason we're like oil and water would never really fucking like each other But anyway fucking semi-glutides, I don't know if they fucking you should try them as you know me No, I wouldn't try that. I don't I Fucking love pre-workout bro. What's pre-workout? It's like it's like a speedy drink
Starting point is 00:40:00 It's caffeine with like nitric oxide and stuff that like pumps you up and like I'm fucked up from it Just because I was taking it when it first came out and that shit was like it's like quail it Why don't you just go full net I do now I just drink coffee and fucking work out and try to stay somewhat fucking healthy But like you just get into like a dependency so you do the calf Nicotine and you drink pre-workouts what you just drink coffee. Yeah, take nicotine Yeah, and you drink pre-workout. Yeah, your heart's gonna blow up, bro. I know it's fucked up. Stop. That's yeah I'm trying to stop I need help
Starting point is 00:40:35 Fucking yeah, I got like this. This is the thing that fucks me up though I get my blood work done never known vegetable hater hate the fucking things no nutrient deficiencies whatsoever You drink smoothies and like little shakes and not really do nothing to move and we're eating red beef You should be getting everything you need. That's what I'm saying So I don't like I'm real confused on that shit, but I don't want to start I don't want to start injecting now. I don't fuck with that at all. I don't understand so many people do it dude It's like that's they're literally just getting people dependent like dudes who are on TRT are tranny's like you are
Starting point is 00:41:07 Like that's why I tell my boy right as I dude that is your gender affirming care You fucking bodied all your shit and now you need to get testosterone from fucking Pfizer some shit And you're gonna you have to take it for the rest of your life. Yeah, it shrinks your balls and I got nothing again, bro I got nothing in that department. Yeah grapes damn dude nothing crazy I was blessed with big balls I swear to God I've never I've only got he's all ball you have only I'm dead honest with you I've gotten negative penis comments in my life. I'm having flashbacks to what I was on How dude I'm getting negative I have Used to call it the wizard. EJ pull that little closer. It's sharp wizard. It hurts cuz it's sharp what um
Starting point is 00:41:56 I've got negative Animal penis I've gotten in like breakup conversations negative penis and breath and breath comments I'll live with you I've gotten in like breakup conversations negative penis and breath and breath comments Yeah, that was back 18 a dead tooth do you ever go to every program like you fucking breath stinks anyway, fuck you It's alright. You found the one bro. Yeah, she just doesn't kiss me Did two things I've never I've only gotten like praise or shock for load volume and ball praise or shock for load volume and ball. Yeah, I forgot. Yeah. And I'm still a North shit. 42 still killing it.
Starting point is 00:42:34 You're saving up or just like, it could be day back to back. No problem. I only come on Sunday. I told you when you texted me, you were like, you ready? Guys, I can get my cookies. Then I'll be right out. You hit before you came every Sunday and make love to my wife. It's the only I Did not know that that's kind of gross you were smelling your sleeve and shit on the car right here No, that was a different stories. I thought I spilled Academy Nails But um now every Sunday I only come once a week I I never knew you had fucking big balls Yeah, I've never seen other man's balls either yeah, I never really ball watch
Starting point is 00:43:21 Yeah, yeah, come on man. When it's all erect and they're all fucking I'm talking I've never seen like a Ball right like I've seen dudes dicks. Yeah. Yeah, but I've never like no one's pulling their balls out. Oh, there's been like check out my balls I don't know if you got into the whole like we used to brain people. Yeah, I'm saying that was really big when I was in high school Yeah, I saw a lot of balls. I forgot that's not like seeing a set of balls hanging though Yeah, that's like seeing a tell what they're working with that was like a brand I remember kids did in high school. I was like, holy shit. You guys have hair on those things Yeah, that's mine there's nothing to write home about it's like a if you were picking through gays or oh shit I like this one's pretty big. You might have gotten carnie balls or a candy bird Birds the big bird small balls. That's what I got
Starting point is 00:44:03 Fuckin my nuts are literally nothing right now about nothing. I guess you fap and drink all the speed to come on, dude What dude? You're gonna act like you don't fat Only come on Sunday, dude But I'm saying like your whole life that doesn't mean you don't I fat more than anyone else in my life Yeah, that's until I made this promise of myself less you frontloaded the fapping. I frontloaded the fat That's what I'm not I won't even go dated like every day
Starting point is 00:44:28 At this point I rarely fucking beat it you shouldn't live with a woman. It feels dirty Yeah, it feels very insane, but every now and then you know you live with a chicken it makes the Situation hostile I learned over the years. Oh, yeah, cuz you're like fuck you off fat Like yeah, get right that like I don't have to put up with Anything yeah, whatever I want any flavor Yeah, that's it. Also. I only have my phone and Mac uses my phone all the yeah, that's sad Like I just stopped looking at porn cuz it's like if he ever caught porn on my phone
Starting point is 00:45:00 Oh, yeah, I mean the rest of my life your kid finding your gun in your room loaded That's a life and I am I that watches something like it would just it would be such a disastrous event for the little guy It's waiting up and was like I did I make sure it doesn't happen cuz him and Maggie used my phone They picked my phone like Macmas how to do everything on my phone like he'll text people Yeah, yeah, like if Kevin's supposed to bring him a hermit crab cage. I'll just take my phone Be like uncle Kevin. Where's my hermitmit crab cage like he'll just start hammering them So last I want to have him open it and it's just like you remember MTV true life Vaguely I was like the tail end of that. Yeah, there was one where I was like true life
Starting point is 00:45:36 I'm addicted to porn the dude had to write his kid's name into the computer in order to get on Safari Jesus Christ And that stopped him from still did it, bro So I know this is disgusting, but he had to fucking use now what they're up against He made his password his kids names. Yes, he would go fat to get on into a mature site He needed to write his kids names in there Now dude, it's it's done like it is so done It's not even funny the gambling and porn addiction that these kids are coming up with is atrocious have a cab up north his wife does
Starting point is 00:46:09 Gambling in Vermont and she said March is the big month where it all kicks off. So Gambling awareness month. Yeah, they're fucking seen every the thing that I don't understand It's like all my boys do it and they do it on like DraftKings and shit and they're like doing crazy Bats like you got paid taxes on this. I don't understand like It's like all my boys do it and they do it on like DraftKings and shit and they're like doing crazy bets It's like you got paid taxes on this. I don't understand like The thrill of gambling when I mean it's thrilling if you have 30 fucking grand on the line and they're watching dudes Or like fucking freaking out. I don't know. It's just not my twist. It's not mine either. Thank God, dude I always used to think about that shit. It's definitely not I would get my paycheck and cross like those are putting up 30 grand on a lacrosse game
Starting point is 00:46:48 I was painting the housing the fuck are these people psychos who are these fat fucking rich people you hang out jacked Ripped honestly, I was being a house I was being an apartment for college kids and they had ten grand on a college football game That's just college kids had 10 G's and I was like, how the fuck? And the whole job I was doing was like 2,200. It was like, I was like all pumped up. I'm like, this is $2,000. That's fucking.
Starting point is 00:47:12 They treated me like a fucking servant. Yeah, it's getting dark with that. The skill games are still, do you have skill games in New York? What is a skill? Games of skill on the machines. It's not gambling. There are games of skill.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Unlike what kind of like on the corner stores and shit no I haven't seen holy fuck bro they are so bad they're gambling machines I'd be like you know how these like you know I'm a vending machine works where you can like buy vending machines and hit up a story like yo can I put a vending machine in your place they have that for gambling machines and like there's one on Fuck is it Allegheny Avenue or something like that? And there's like seven of them and there's a security guard telling the game like dudes are legit addicted to gambling rolling in there Smashing the fucking button saying like this thing's broke This is bullshit and they'll like a dude will walk in the guy like dude someone 1 2,500 on that
Starting point is 00:48:01 Oh, I was like I got my card. The machine's hot. The machine's hot, literally. Like, they're hitting these dudes with it. And these guys are coming in there like $20, just munching. Like, the Bodegas post all their lottery winners. Yeah. People are like, oh, these guys sell the good tickets. Yes, yes. He's just a lottery freak.
Starting point is 00:48:19 I really? But I have been pretty good lately. I haven't played. Scratch Off or? Hell no. No, no The numbers I play the big ones. Oh you play like the powerball. Yeah, he's a man of class Yeah a couple I always like get my tickets bought and stuff But it's tough to come into more than just like a couple of tickets worth of money
Starting point is 00:48:43 It's really hard to hit There are guys that do there are guys like stats and math guys that know how to do it And they can hit like they can more than often. Yeah Yeah, I don't know. I don't understand any of that shit. How much is a lot of ticket like five bucks? No, it's two dollars. It's gonna go up to five or or ten. There's gonna be one of them is going up What yeah, I'd be a fucking up rising bro. That's my worship when I go to get gas No, but like scratch CDS ones are the numbers you you can play all day They draw like every couple of minutes what yeah, what so you just buy a ticket and wait
Starting point is 00:49:20 Yeah, just three numbers or something That's fun, and then and you and there are these they come out They're the ones that they have to print out, you know, they come out. Yeah. Yeah I see the dudes coming out like the fucking oh my god Is that what people are doing when they're in front of you? You're like trying to guess. Yes Yeah, you're like what they're like 37 22. You're like, what the fuck? I mean, it's they draw every like half hour It must be crazy rolling up there low IQ individual like 36 25 21 17
Starting point is 00:49:47 You gotta just know right you gotta play the same numbers every time every time I mean That's my it's fun though man when I was a little kid my dad we were pulling the gas station like we'd be working together And I was like shifting his truck and like we're fucking chilling and you'd be like I'm gonna go in and get something What numbers do you think and I'd be like? Oh, do you use to do this to magical thinking you'd be like I'm gonna go in and get something what numbers do you think and I'd be like? Magical thinking I'd be like It was nice when they would have it on the evening news like yeah How the balls and the balls would hit you'd be like fuck yeah Yeah, yeah, I get the nostalgic member berries whenever I like we were watching the apprentice And I was just watching the Trump family sit down to eat and I'm like man
Starting point is 00:50:20 I think we ate dinner when I was little that was a long time ago Do they still do like if you watch channel 6 at 5 like it like did it? Fuck if I know I just see clips on like YouTube and stuff I wonder I don't see it to our TV at 5 o'clock in like 10. Oh, yeah, dude. You're mom's ass Yeah, they got fuck news on you watch fucking they don't watch local news They don't have the fucking watch Jesse dude, but they have like I'm talking like they're crazy It is so it's my dad is only watching different versions of World War two shows Is insane
Starting point is 00:50:58 Going down there and like fucking intervening I mean like we're shutting the news off for him. Oh, dude It wouldn't hurt man. It's fucking crazy every time Yeah, it's keep keep an eye on him because the Murdoch family is changing up its succession They're gonna switch to live So I love it. It's go. Yeah, so they're they're gonna they're slowly This is the shit This is a kink isn't it you sick freak Yeah, I love it. What's the sick free? She's hot. It's cake. So hot. I'm saying that's she has a big button
Starting point is 00:51:34 So I like her dynamic with the husband that guy had me go a little Tom what Tom? Breakfast bag he's like cheeky breakfast. Yeah, we're out like on their wedding night. She was like, I'm still gonna fuck other guys They had to deal with it. This is what I'm saying with the taboo like I'm glad that white lotus got him on something I like taboo and film because I'm like, this is spicy This is when I first heard about cucking I was like my fucking eyes were bleeding crying and I you're like, oh, yeah Evil so the world you're like I can get into that and I'm like That is that's like you saying you would champ a fucking plane wreck, dude Like you cannot get into I can't myself in my personal life
Starting point is 00:52:13 Talking a lot of shit when he was young. He's like, oh, yeah, you know, but to me I was just like dude This is horrifying. Yeah now it's up there with the devil for me, bro I'm saying like I'm not into it like with the devil for me bro I'm saying like I'm not into it like you know what I'm trying to do get you into cuck I beg absolutely yeah you would throw that chair I'm saying if it popped up in a movie I'm like damn that's kind of spicy so it's just like yeah well anyway they're gonna switch they're gonna switch up to like a more they're gonna my dad's gonna get into cut dude they're just gonna they're gonna might as well dad's gonna trans they're gonna my dad's gonna get into cut you they're just gonna Trans they're gonna usher them into
Starting point is 00:52:51 Like a more liberal kind of a mindset or whatever and this is the shit I was I was talking to you before you guys guy here about how they're trying to say that they dethrone Joe Rogan and The Midas touch boys are now the number one Podcast or whatever and this is like on mainstream media They're sitting there and it might have been five might be Fox or CNN It's one of the mainstream guys, but they're all kind of becoming one company Yeah pushing they're gonna say these guys just did this with their own blood sweat and tears like this fucking shit These guys couldn't be more connected to the deep state muscle old entertainment the old guard of entertainment dude their dad is
Starting point is 00:53:23 Diabolical with what he's been up to. The people he's been. Who are the Midas brothers? They're pussies, dude. EJ, well you said who made the deal with the devil? We were talking about this right before you guys got here. The Foustian bargain? The weekend.
Starting point is 00:53:34 The weekend, so. 100%. I know, I, I, I. He's got inside of him. I have a friend that met his manager and literally, dude was drunk and was like, deal with the devil, literally, these Midas Touch guys are like they came at Portnoy me and Billy saw Me and Billy saw him coming at Portnoy. Is that how we know? Yeah There's something going on. It was like a little spy verse by action Midas Touch risk Portnoy about some
Starting point is 00:54:00 They were probably money. They were drumming on numbers But the dude did years ago in like 2018 or 2019 this dude fucking on Instagram his name is Johnny Miami He's a porn star. Yeah, he went and shot up Trump's hotel that in Florida the door or dancing bear, dude He's from dancing bear. He's a dancing back shot the That's my scene so this dude goes away she gets kind of. Yeah, this dude gets interrogated and he said he starts dropping These names Kenny Musso crazy shit Kenny massage and um Mark Garagas These are the guys that run puff daddy all this shit. Nobody gave a fuck about it Now that did he like you know, we knew we know what he was up to
Starting point is 00:54:41 the Midas touch dudes like their dad was wrapped up in like he you remember the fat boys yeah the rappers yeah so this dude Kenny Masalis he like fucking became friends with the fat boys followed the next iteration of this was like father MC or something and then there's this dude Sean Combs who was doing a and are for that Album and that means what counts for artists and repertoire? It's like a liaison between a recording artist and record who was his fucking daddy though who puffy Who was he working under their little fancy sweet boy? Yeah, what's the boy? five days
Starting point is 00:55:23 Yeah, what's his boy the five David's yeah? Yeah, but um what do you call it fucking good movie he goes he goes uh Did he goes to Kenny and he's like yo, man Will you represent me and then he teams up with fucking did he back when did he was 19 and he killed someone? Who did did he or the yeah? He was responsible for a few deaths in a big club scene that he like He like promoted some big party and then there was a stampede and like three people died Damn, yeah, but this guy these guys dad he does Sean comes Lady Gaga the weekend usher Nicki Minaj Does fucking then his boy? Like Ben Kenny son he works for this do garagas
Starting point is 00:56:06 He was wrapped up in Whitewater Roger Clinton Claire Bronfman did the Michael Jackson lawsuit David Carradine clear help your Carradine's death helped get rid of Something for one of the main guy from the village people damn like a crazy list of and now these two dudes have a podcast. No. Yeah, like so Yo, he the one guy Kenny made one of Rihanna's albums big but then his boy was defending Chris Brown So it's just like a money go-round. Yeah, right They did the Colin Kaepernick the knee thing. They did Jussie Smollett Like they do all this high-profile shit, but the mainstream media is like these guys came out of nowhere man I gotta do is get a microphone you can you can dethrone Joe Rogan and wait
Starting point is 00:56:51 They're not even really dethroning or no. It's all released 10 episodes a day. It's like Hawk to a girl They were saying 10 million views an episode. They're just juicing it up. I mean she was before her time I mean she could have done a lot better if she just was given the opportunity to just chill Out a little bit. Yeah, it's great. It's just crazy that they're doing that. That's why that's what the mainstream media Is gonna try to like infiltrate regular people so like you're saying though the Fox is gonna shift to more lived use Yeah, cuz the kids are taking over the company like fucking yeah Yeah But then won't like another news station pop up like we'll just start watching like we'll try but dude Fox has that
Starting point is 00:57:26 Fucking bankroll behind it. It's gonna be like same thing as all the shit you see on CNN And you now quickly you could get those guys being like Trump slipping up. Yeah, dude. They hated him I'm like this is the shit that pisses me the fuck off. My boys hated his ass now They're all Trump's not taking shit. So dude you guys hated him and got vaxxed Hated his ass now like all Trump's not taking shit. So dude you guys hated him and got vaxxed Yeah, like how he like they'll flip that quick They'll get a whole generation people come up especially especially once they see their vanguard and the Roth IRA started climbing up and like Trump Starts fucking with shit with like other countries. They're gonna freak the fuck out and turn on dude. That's true They're gonna fuck with all of their money and then they'll immediately turn on Trump. They hated him two years ago
Starting point is 00:58:05 Yeah, they didn't want him run again I hadn't argued with my one boy and he goes you don't understand how many people hated Trump Obviously Joe Biden could have the most votes of all time and beat out Biden and Trump That was the craziest thing in the world that happened and they just kept it pushing dude Biden got the most votes of all time Yeah, that's fuck. It was made up. That's fucking crazy. And then they just saw yeah, whatever We'll just at least the fucking the the grown-ups are back in charge and now we're here, bro It's gonna be crazy when all those dudes have to find some drug to get rid of their HIV
Starting point is 00:58:38 Yeah, that's coming out. I Was looking I didn't find anything. I wonder something in what just wait next year's news today I'll be out in three years. Oh, what the fuck? Oh wait. What's up with the weekend? He's it he has a deal with the devil. I mean dude, dude, she's super ball this for the devil for fuck with this stuff For what you do start up, but I don't I only you don't fuck with it anymore This used to be your beat this was my beat. Yeah, never the weekend. I could never stand the fucking he's got the number one song of all time so This was my beat. Yeah, never the weekend. I could never stand the fucking he's got the number one song of all time. So Blinding lights is number one song about that's true a couple years ago. I was thinking about there's like in music
Starting point is 00:59:16 There's like a hunch every hundred years. There's a diabolical figure I'm not joking with this a hundred years ago in 1920 something. It was Robert Johnson Yes, tell you every time I take acid you're in the vision

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