WAR MODE - GOONSTATE (PT.1)
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Good morning, motherfuckers. Guess what?
Go, nigga.
That's right, motherfuckers.
So I'm not a big fan of AI, but these Stephen Hawking videos,
Oh my God.
They are making me lose my shit.
Keep them coming.
Welcome to Warmo.
George Floyd.
Hi, bro.
I follow you my content.
Hi, I'm the professional.
Let me do like this.
He said, I want to be goonworthy.
And I don't know exactly what that meant.
You're putting me on, Citibol.
Stop giving me fucking bad on.
I'm a savage.
How do you know that, bro?
And some days, I just want to exist.
My God.
Do you know how important you are?
No, burglar and vaguenies.
Three million Jews, wickedly killed in cash chambers.
Why the Nazis?
Wait, boy, you are on very thin eyes.
We all knew this was coming.
This is a message for the FBI.
What's the matter with you?
We go on down.
Okay, I'll see you control yourself.
Don't dickmock, huh?
What the fuck did you just say to me?
You had a bit of a good time, mate.
Yeah, that's what likes about, isn't it?
Pizza!
Yeah!
Kevin, the sky's opening up.
Brianna Alice is the mothership.
Hide now all of you.
Devastating.
That's World War III.
This is what schizophrenia is.
The picture of a handsome boy.
Mimmy.
I'm not appellate all it did.
It could be a false man on who you're ass.
You're talking to a guy that doesn't sleep for fun.
Talk about a guy who's reached Coon's date in multiple fucking game verses, bro.
What were you going to tell me about Oli fans?
Oh yeah, let me look it up.
I didn't realize, like, I didn't know.
It's not on a horny thing.
It's just like the company made 25, they paid out $25 billion to creators.
What?
Marty Bent fucking email.
I'm on his, like, email thing.
Yeah, 25 billion.
So it's like, you're talking about that NBA.
You're like, oh, 18 billion or whatever the fuck NBA was crying about.
Yeah, that was, like, I didn't realize in the, or the FBI thing where they're saying, like, the betting victims.
Is Fandual?
It's part of it, yeah.
I mean, like, I guess betting.
Or regular people like yourself?
It could be regular people, but, like, I'm like,
Once they started doing all that betting stuff,
all my boys do draft kings and shit like that.
And it doesn't make sense to me because, like, if you're going to...
Everyone turns into Charles.
Everyone turns into him.
You can't fix the basketball game.
Dude, you can.
Bet you can.
Watch me freak out and get kicked out for no reason.
You can fix football if you get a quarterback.
You need a guard.
You can't do it with a center.
Yeah.
But if you have a coach and a guard, you can fix any game.
It's not hard at all.
That's what I don't understand.
understand why people fucking freak out and act like it's a it's like sacrilegious
you ever throw a game yeah I mean I've taken myself out of games before and
there's nobody on the line yeah yeah could it easily hold on one second technical
struggle that's fine yeah but yeah 25 billion's wild dude that's a fuck ton of money
wawa's making they said wawa's revenue for the year was 18 billion yeah that's
I'm saying they're paying out more than all the wawa's combined for people who secretly have
Only fans.
People are gooning, but not to the extent of
goon cells and the goonverse.
Yeah.
Pornosexuals.
Not everybody's infatuated with wobble meat, like myself.
Dude, I got hit
with that article this morning. I had no
idea. I just laugh at
gooning where it's like, yeah, it's hilarious.
Jerk off the porn. It's gooning. But these dudes are having
wank battles and stuff.
Or like hitting with the goon caps.
Yeah. That shit is
I got to pull that up.
There's a good lingo.
I mean, that's definitely going to be a thing.
And the weird part about that article is, like, most of the people are coming in off of the lockdowns.
So, like, if you were getting into chicks off the lockdowns and...
Are you saying getting into chicks like a high schooler age?
High school or, like, grades, like, sixth grade, I mean, guys like me, sixth grade, fifth grade, I got activated.
Like, if you have no outlet, it's...
You're starting out.
You're not the gooneril.
No, I'm not trying to throw it.
I'm not saying gooning is good.
I don't think edging's good.
Edging deluxe max.
Yeah,
none of that stuff is good,
but like,
I didn't know.
It probably feels great, though.
Entering the goon cave,
edging for like three or four hours,
then hit in the world.
You're on drugs.
You're on V.
Yeah.
It's good reference to the true blood.
But yeah,
it is almost like being on V to sit there and do that.
It wasn't an option.
Like,
that's what,
like,
they were talking about in the article
where like a phone is,
makes anything of porn theater.
But the dude that wrote this article,
he hit college in the late aughts.
So it's like 08, 07, 08, or 9.
Like, this is a thing.
Guys like me and you, this is where we're coming from.
Yes.
The world that these dudes are coooning in,
we can't understand.
That's what I'm saying.
I fucking can't fathom.
It's just a world you can't understand.
At some point, you put your hands up and go,
I don't get it.
I'm monk.
Yeah.
Munk and cooked.
Yeah, that's what like,
I remember when the iPod touched,
like there was only a few
sites that it was like you could get the porn and now it's like dude you if you get an
Instagram if you get anything you're destroyed and like why like if you could have stuff that
like looks that real and you're like that online why would you ever try to go for a chick
and have to feel like you're talking about if you were porn sexual if you're a pornosexual it's
like that is so chill because you're a hand pumper and there's pump slots
you'll never have to deal with that shit you can just
living your life thirsting for green fuel
eyes burning red
dick semi hard always
all your mouth dripping dripping
all your might of conjure is just getting destroyed
like having four screens and jerking off
I mean pre-come and come just becomes one thing
I feel like you know the uh dudes in the great depression that like
he had one pair of shoes his whole life's like this guy jerked off
on a seven inch screen until he died
Like, if I put it on a TV, I'm like, come on, man.
What the fuck is this?
I mean, you were a pioneer with the portable DVD player.
I mean, dude.
Pioneer.
This is free iPad.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like, Jerry West, Michael Jordan.
It's like, yeah, I did a few jump shots, dude.
Not that impressive.
These dudes have six fucking LCD screens.
If your silhouette was in the Goonverse.
Dude, a computer should no joke be as much as a house.
I mean, at this point, yeah, you.
need it that bad.
Like, what the fuck they're doing?
That's a very good thing that I've never heard anybody say.
It should be the most money.
I mean, dude, don't throw that out there.
They might start figuring it out.
They should.
Like, you, for real, if you're a child, dude, you should not have to be online getting
hit with fucking noodle boys comps.
Like, you should be able to, like you, I think I'm definitely fucked up from the internet.
I will give the internet that.
No, I've been thinking deep on this stuff, man.
They got me like a few scratches, but like I had a good enough.
It's nothing.
That's what I'm saying.
I had a good enough time without it,
hanging out my friends.
I think it should be like chalkboards in schools.
Like there should be no blue lights.
There should be no touch screens.
I mean, dude,
they tried to build schools in Afghanistan.
You saw what they did to them.
They know that the internet's going to be bad.
Yeah,
that's what I'm saying.
They put razor wire on fucking swings.
On slides and all that stuff.
Maybe they're just on a different vibration.
But like you should, like, if you, for real.
real love your child and you're like i'm going to get this motherfucker an iPhone you know what kind of
monster you are like what do you think your kids are not even that i'm just i'm fucked up from looking
at a little kid and thinking about siops and i'm like dude the first thing they're going to hit them
with is digital id and i'm like this is coming they're doing it for the british people
they got the britts bad bro that shit i have a thing i'm not smart enough to figure all this out
but there's anything you can't figure out about it make it up what sounds the best for you
That's what I've been doing.
There's, let me, there's things that,
there's certain things that are the same across all the English-speaking countries.
But they go about a different way.
But digital ID is one of them.
No matter how you fucking listen to the propaganda,
you end up back at digital ID.
Yeah.
If you're in England, if you're in America, Australia, all that stuff.
Yes.
But they go about different ways.
Like, if it's fucking, if you're in England, you hate hem-ass.
yeah you hate the packies you hate the packies dude they're low IQ it's all a completely different
fucking side up but you still end up at like dude these these migrants are everywhere
you can't work unless you have one of these IDs yes but it fucks me up because it's like
you're like damn I grew up in a world where it was like the beginning of a cable
yeah and now they're hitting they're gonna hit this they're gonna hit my kid with a you know
here's your digital ID and dude it's not it's gonna be it'll make shit easy as fuck that's how they
Dude, I don't know if you, like, you fucking signed up for biometrics, but...
Bro, by accident, I thought it was something to get my taxes paid.
They tricked me.
I wouldn't do that willingly.
So if you're an American citizen right now and you want to go to Europe, you have to give in your biometrics.
Face scan?
Biometrics is not just a face scan.
It's fingerprinting, speech recognition, retina scan, handwritten signature, and a hand geometry.
So I was, like, looking at his little hand.
I was looking at his little hand being like, this is just a biometric.
That's all you're going to be.
It's your digital idea.
You can't go anywhere, dude.
I mean, what do you mean, like, voice?
Yep, all this stuff.
He's just got a fucking ear.
It's like, I'm in Europe, literally.
Dude, I'm telling you.
You got to just make up your own fucking shit.
It's just like one of these things, though.
I think it's like, um, they start these,
they get people that are weak and their parents didn't, like, tell them, like,
yo, they didn't tell them the scoop.
Yeah.
And then they get scared.
And if you get people scared, all that there's order followers.
You're over the target.
That's one category.
order followers. Then there's people that
obey. Then there's scared
people. You can get scared people to do a lot
of shit. And you would like that
I've thought about this a lot like lately like looking
at around and just like people in everyday
life's like I wonder how many people are just
quietly screaming in their fucking heads.
Scared all day long. Screaming.
Freaking the fuck out. I've watched people
I've literally what like I've lived
alone for too long and now there's a gale
in my house and a little boy.
Nice break. And they're very
it's very
my chaos
is not appreciated.
No, no.
You know, so things are getting moved around.
Whatever.
You have to clean before the flies come.
Whatever.
Like, there's people,
people get used to their shit.
Scared people will do a ton of shit for you.
They'll go get vaccinated.
Yeah.
Right?
Well, wait at red lights.
All right.
So you did that.
That one's good.
Scared people?
Check.
Yeah.
Hope people kind of got us on hope a little bit.
Got me.
Very good.
hilarious.
Funny joke, guys.
But that's the light side of the forest
I'll give us that
The dark side stuff man is like
Greed
So say you want to get a fucking digital currency in
All you got to do is start fucking chucking out bitties
You start chucking out Ethereums
And you have like
And you never in the 90s dude
You never would have got
Be like yo
Permanent fucking
Blockchain technology
Never like dude
Tell them that the boomers
Everything's on record
No cash
I mean these guys love fucking
being connected to the mob.
Yeah, the Kosinostra.
And then all you got to do is be like,
yo, but you could make thousand times
percent your money or whatever.
That's where I think the dudes are like,
they're all the XRP and the tether.
Like everyone's trying to get their thing in
so their family will be set up for life.
Yeah, I got a fucked up reading that book
Minds and Control because...
How old is it?
It's not that old.
And the dude that was running the...
The dude that was running DARPA,
his name was tether and I'm like I think they they do this shit as little jokes
I think they do it as like homage to the fucking dude who was tether
wow that's a really good and they're say like a lot like this is what I mean
you know the TIA like you know I talk about before total information awareness
that point X you know I'm always like point Xer yes hilarious name the symbol for that was
the all seeing eye with the pyramid for real looking over the entire globe that was the
symbol of TIA yeah I think a lot of those like
to get in to get on that wavelength where you want to be like the eye of soren and like watch
everyone yeah there's a huge chance that you are a saintness yeah and like if you're a tether
and you like name and after him like dude saintness are like I was I mean I've been watching
American horror story apocalypse about the antichrist yeah do you want to talk about the antichrist I'm with
you that's Halloween I'm screwed how how gay like you can sit there and be like oh yeah
you got to say your prayers before you before you go to bed so you don't go to hell like
oh, Jesus is watching.
I used to do that.
Don't do that to me.
I know, but like, they laugh at that, right?
Lay me down now.
Satanists do that.
And, like, dude, it's cool to say your prayers before.
And, like, be thankful.
Satanists do that, but the opposite.
So they're like, I hate everyone.
What did I do today?
That was bad.
Like, they're fucking pussies.
I mean, no offense.
I'm not trying to, like.
So you've never even seen Oman.
I won't.
I got to watch the house by myself for a few days, dude.
Relax.
I'm just saying, like, your concept of the antichrist is coming from American Horror Story?
My concept of the antichrist is just, I understand, like, fucking he comes in, he has the mark of the beast, like, biblical.
I get it.
But, like, just right now, I can't watch the omen because I, like, I told you I'm edging.
Yeah, I'm sure there's a reason you can't watch it.
It's not, like, scared thing.
It is a scared thing.
I'm a scared man.
I have to fast forward through American Horror Stories intro.
It's too scary.
I can't hear that before I go to sleep because, like, dude,
I'm not fucking with you
I wake up
and like if I wake up at like
2.30 in the morning
I look around
and I'm like
oh fucking there
and my eyes are up
and I'm like
the fucking song
starts playing on my head
and then it's like
be scared
be scared be scared
so I try to
avoid all that stuff
the omen
I think I'll be able
to handle
omen's chill
it's just like
it's the most reality
base I think
antichrist
but the omen's the one
where like people died on set
right
I don't know
there's some omen lore
I think
or something like that
that were like there's people who died on the set and it was like not cool like there was some
weird satanic stuff that happened during that well like in most black masses you have to
sacrifice a fucking human in order to like give praise to the satanus last year they made a prequel
to the women and i thought it was pretty it's pretty fucking good i mean it's got the guy from
the witch in it bill nyes in it um not the science one the other one uh the dude
dude uh who's the guy um the lannister the lannister dad's in it for like five minutes for real
yeah it's nice that's pretty good yeah that's what i'm saying i think i can fucking handle that
shit but it's just if i'm home alone bro i gotta just pump the brakes on all scary stuff
and watch like highlight videos or some shit i cannot be watching that stuff and i'm just that's what
i'm saying like i'm man enough to at least admit it there's people out there who are as scared as i'm
the dark of life
walking around
just getting
like pushing
psops alone
no I hear you
that the omen
fucks me up
because I loved
when I was a kid
I was like
I thought all that shit
was sick
yeah I didn't
because I didn't
totally I just loved
like Catholicism
and like the lore
yeah
so but I love
Damian
and then Sam Neal
so it's the same dude
that's the Jurassic Park
okay
like the good guy
in Jurassic Park
is Damian
the Antich
but for some reason in my fucking head
Peter Gabriel is Sam Neal
so like I've been listening to Peter Gabriel albums
like the first three Peter Gabriel albums over and ever again
like all week long for some reason
and like for some reason I can't fucking separate the two dudes
thinking he's the oven
it's just a fucked up thing in my head where I'm like
when I picture him singing I'm like Sam Neal
but it's totally not
but what I wanted to say before about the
the digital IDs is
there's for no
like you're really not going to fight this
you can't fight it they're going to hit you
with all these biometrics like if I want
if you want to go anywhere in the world
you're going to have to surrender these biometrics
this is your digital ID
it's going to be connected to your health insurance
and everything so like they're going to start plotting you
like in the same way that they'll do like
it's really TSA does it where it's like it's optional
you can face scan if you want
so like once the
the government's going to hit us with an app
that you need
A wee chat.
It'll be a we chat.
Once it gets in your phone, though, the means of control books, like, dude, it's not that
innocent.
Like, it gets in your phone and starts mingling with all the other apps.
Yeah.
So it's going to take all the information from all the other apps.
You got a score.
This whole book is like a thing that started out.
And like, I think before Trump or maybe the beginning of Trump, there was this dude
from the Washington Post or he was in the Pentagon.
I can't remember.
Maybe the guy that writes the books from Washington Post.
The whole thing is we have a grinder problem.
and it was all of it was all the people that worked in Washington DC they were on
grinder and what it was doing was that's how digital ID started you know how you know
I'm going to the woods bro you know how my boy's doing grinder ads do you know how
grinder works allegedly yes so like if you're like tracking yeah it's like Pokemon go
but for dudes yeah and what it is is when you go to sleep they know where you sleep they know where you
when you go to work, they know where you work,
but these were all government employees.
Oh, my God.
I mean, this is like, you know,
and then if you want to, like, talk about this,
everyone will start going,
lavender scare, you can't start
coming at gay people for being gay.
And the government was like, dude,
we kind of can because of the Patriot Act.
And it's like, we lost pretty much every right
under the sun under the Patriot Act.
After 9-11.
After 9-11.
I've tried to explain this shit to my parents
over and over again.
And that was a fear-based side out.
It started from, where to go from Grindr to this.
I don't know.
I'm not that far in the book, but it's just like the grinder thing.
Well, they were like, yo, these kind of apps.
Google and Apple were like sick.
That'll get a lot of action.
Yeah.
They didn't really like research it that hard.
They didn't realize that like every other government could look at this.
So like there's a world, like dudes like us live in a world where it's like, we're in the real world.
We're wondering where we can go eat and sit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's government.
Some good wings.
There's governments that are out there that are like, what's going on today.
and it's in the internet.
And so they're watching, like, a blanket web of the internet.
They probably, like, glow what spots get.
If there's, like, enough, like, bad people in one area, like,
oh, something's going on here.
Who knows?
I'm just saying it's, like, that's, there's another world that's the internet that those
guys watch.
It's connected to your apps.
And it's every single app now where it's, like, you can geotag and Instagram.
So, like, Instagram is tracking you the whole time you're on it.
Snapchat came out, like, Snapchat maps, which is, like, just shows where you are all
day long. Yeah. And now Instagram
has like their own Instagram maps where it's like
you can look and see where everyone's chilling.
Yeah. This is
a problem. It's an absolute surveillance
state. It's going to lead to a
the social credit score thing
where they keep talking about how
relaxed guy, it's just your credit
score. No. It's fucking not.
It's going to be attached
to like what Catherine Austin Fitz calls programmable
money. Yeah. So
they got all the greedy boys on a side out
and they said, hey guys
you better believe it this is a perfect currency
and we're going to test run this
Bitcoin people punch air over that
Obviously, dude
Everyone's punch air
No one, dude, dude
Even Jesus dropped across three times
Your Bitcoin's not perfect
They do fear, greed, vanity
They hit every, every dark side of the force
Dude, they're hitting you with a sci-out
That's like the most
They have it turned up to 11
Personally, the whole thing
Of me thinking about this shit kicked off
When you were like
Ha ha ha ha
look at them they're shutting off their snap cards
the EPTs my birthday
your birthday way
because I was like dude I feel like they've done this before
and they're doing this on purpose and it's rage bait
yeah so it's rage bait for you it's rage bait for them
it's anger it's for snacks too which would just
that made me laugh the best it's all for the good snacks
it's just for snacks I can still get like meat and shit
I'm telling you man like I out of a
out of a fucking weird just I wanted to see what would happen
I asked Gork what
Fuck you fucking summon him
I asked Gork what it would be if you just hit
Fear, hate, anger, jealousy, and greed
A picture?
And it was like together these emotions form a cycle
Fear leads to greed which fuels anger and jealousy
And it can culminate into hate and suffering
This is what they're doing on the phone
So if you just lay off the phone, you're cool
Yeah
But you know
This is your tracking device that they handed you
And they're also going to be like
Look at these laugh at these poor people
they can't get their food
Dude you're gonna believe that video
I showed you from China at some point where it's like
People just can't get food
And it's like dude
You were a piece of shit online
Like yeah
You wouldn't be chilling with like
People are already weird as fucking like
They got people in like cycles
And weird shit online where like a girl will post on Sunday night
Because that will get the most likes
Like if that like
If you just keep on extracting that into the real world
Girls won't fuck with you
If you're like a very bad
No shit really
you're a very bad thing to follow
allegedly I heard this happened
I don't know looking up
yeah but I mean dude like the thing
people are afraid
it is what it is
dude what if the government
like if you don't have
a good set of like
in your head voice parents
to sit back on
that developed your mind good
the government's going to start fucking with that
and you're longing for these parents
is going to make you want big brother
you're going to want big brother
if you read 1918
dude they're gonna big brother's gonna give you two minutes of hate yeah you're gonna love it
you're gonna get two minutes of hate and you're gonna be like look at them they can't get their
cards to work yeah hate like that's not gonna be you dude philly is signed up for this thing called
c40 i was watching um what i was watching a true stream made a documentary the it's called c40
cities um i wrote down what the fuck does that mean yeah i don't like any i just like cities man
I don't need to make them different.
Like, they fucking perfected it with the word city.
Well, you thought cities were, like, the thing is that they go, we got to know who's here.
We got to know who's working.
Yeah, for your safety.
So for your safety, we need proof.
They're going to flood the zone with migrants.
Yes.
And they're going to go, these migrants don't have ID.
We got to separate.
Whitney Webb said this when we talked to.
No shit, like literally, exactly what is happening right now.
Whitney Webb said this.
So, like, they say that most people that are interacting on the internet are interacting with AI.
Dude. So first of all, it's just bots.
They're breaking sim farms in fucking Europe.
This entire thing is just bots.
They flood the zone with bots.
Digital ID is the only way to know that you're not dealing with a bot on the internet.
Digital ID is the only way you know that you're not fucking with a non-American in real life.
That's probably why they try to push everyone to have a podcast.
Chris, like, dude, you hate commenters, right?
They're not even real.
Exactly.
You've been fooled again.
They're not even real.
These are just making digital ID and you'll see the real ones, dude.
Yeah, I mean, just with
Greed, they went
through all of those coins, and now
they're saying they're going to back everything with Ethereum.
Why not gold?
In 2017, it would make too much
sense to, it would make too much sense to regular
people. That's a perfect currency. It came
from the earth, dude. The gods.
Why would you mind it if you could just make
it the fuck up? That's my problem
with COVID, dude. That's my problem with fucking everything.
You can call me retarded or whatever you want.
You have no idea. It's like...
That's what Catherine Austin Fitz said, it's shiny thing.
Yeah. They're gonna come up with programmable money. They can be turned on and off at a whim. This is where the social credit score comes in. Because if your money's attached to your wee chat and your wheat, like whatever the fuck they're gonna call the American version of it. But you're gonna go live your life. It's gonna it's gonna have good juice. I can guarantee it. Like all this shit is going to make Trump mobile something T-coin. Yeah, that's a little weird, but fucking like it has been so chill. Like we had Vegas. That was fucking crazy. But like other than that, it's like, other than that, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like.
Like January 6th, like no one, nothing's moving the needle, dude.
Like they're going to have to get something that moves the needle to like dopamine addicts.
So it's going to have to be like an in your face terrorist attack where they're like, dude, the cartel is fucking out of control.
We've been blowing up submarines and shit like that.
They came in and beheaded a whole town of fucking people.
Like that's, they're going to have to get like a 9-11 on steroids for everyone to get together again and be like, all right, we're going to do a digital idea.
Another Patriot Act.
You're talking about a second, like a second Pearl Harbor, but a second Patriot Act?
Third Pearl Harbor.
Okay, exactly.
Second Pearl Harbor, 9-11.
Yeah, like a regulated internet, you can't work unless you have an ID.
You need the digital ID, not a regular ID anymore.
So, like, my kid's just going to have a digital idea and not even a regular ID.
Oh, yeah.
And it's going to be biometrics hand scans.
It's going to be eye scans, all that shit.
All that shit.
And it's like they tested it out on veterans in the UK so that they could get their benefits.
This is how they do.
That's what they do.
That's what I'm saying.
Psychos and fucking veterans.
This is how they do that shit.
It's like people that are, don't have a choice.
They already signed their life away.
Yeah.
Got obliterated by fucking whatever shots they gave them.
Government property, literally.
Exactly.
And then they just go, oh, hey, man, you want your benefits.
And then I start, like, comparing all the sciops, like, that happened in England,
but they didn't do that here.
Yeah.
Because they know that won't fly here.
So it's like there, there's a coordinated thing that's outside of us.
It's like the World Economic Forum type of shit.
Yeah.
Counts all foreign relations.
Yeah.
All that shit.
What's the dude?
I'll see.
I have a clip.
I have a clip that if I can pull it up fast enough, I'll play for you.
Yeah, like all of those guys, like they have their own flavor.
Like, I think it was in the Hamer book where they're all talking about how like the Rockefellers and stuff came over here.
And like they're just part of another elite family.
But like they run America and all that stuff.
And like they get the flavor of Sciop going here.
Because the weird like knife fear porn they got going.
on over there and the hate speech that all that shit happened with COVID so most of this stuff
happened like it all started like they had no reason to do this because 9-11 lost all of its flare
terrorism lost its flare and then they were like yeah we're going to have a nationwide
shutdown because of a virus can you pause real quick yeah I mean connect the Bluetooth
because in order to open an account you need to have an ID right and I have to say that when
When I started this job, they were actually very little countries in Africa or Latin America
that had one ubiquitous type of ID, and certainly that it was digital, and certainly that
was biometric.
And now we've really worked with all our partners to actually help that being, having to grow
this.
And the interesting part of it is that, you know, yes, it is very necessary for financial services,
but not only, you know, it's also good for school enrollment, is also good for health.
who will actually go to vaccination or not.
It's very good to actually get your subsidies, you know, from the government.
So this has not only effect to the financial services.
It's a very important issue.
So, dude, not only to go get your fucking Gibbs, your EBTs,
to make sure everyone in your school is vaccinated.
I'm a motherfucker, I'm the boss. I'm the boss.
I don't worry for nobody. I'm a boss.
But that's the queen of the Netherlands, dude.
And if all these people that come from royal bloodlines,
they're futile?
If they woke up one day and none of us were here, dude, and they had their little world back, they'd be in heaven.
Yeah.
So to make sure everyone in the schools is vaccinated freaks me the fuck out.
Yeah, because that is guaranteeing that they become infertile and cancer-ridden.
They're upset.
The European obsession with getting digital IDs for Africans is fucking nuts.
It's so far away.
They can't even build a building ground.
They can't get past the rivers.
The Congo is bodying their lives.
It's fucking nuts.
And they're talking about...
They can't dredge, bro.
So their shit, they're like digital...
They're trying to come up with their CBDC.
The digital euro is coming in October of 2025.
So they're running out of time.
They got like a week left.
I don't know if they...
Actually?
I don't know if they rolled it out, but they're on, like...
But the thing that confuses me is, like, they keep saying, like, oh, it's going to be
a digital currency.
It's like, bro, like, what the fuck?
Like, it already kind of is.
It already kind of is.
And if you don't think it is, Vietnam just shut down 86 million people.
So, like, 86 million people in Vietnam, they went to go to the bank, and because they refused the biometrics, they took their bank accounts away from them.
So it's not, oh, yeah.
That's how fake your money is.
Yeah, that's sort of, like, rushing out and, like, making banks with your friends.
Oh, this is why people go to Switzerland, and they go, can I have, here's all this, give me gold, put that in a safe, tattoo the shit on my leg.
Yeah.
Like, that's what they do.
Crazy, dude.
86 million people for not complying with the biometrics.
Got just shut off.
Got shut off.
And you didn't comply with the Israeli fucking biometrics for the IRS.
You didn't comply that one time when I was like, dude, why are you fucking scanning your face?
Yeah.
Eventually.
I deed me.
Eventually we won't have the choice.
And they're rolling out in Europe right now.
It's like you have to do it and you have to get robbed real quick, just pay your taxes and get robbed.
Basically, dude, it's a war psychology that they're using on the globe.
And it's like a trauma-based thing where it's like,
It's all fear.
They get you all fear.
My mom's so scared of taxes.
I know, but dude, and I know it sounds far out, but to watch a little dude just be
afraid of the cold and be like reaching into the nothing to make sure that someone can't see shit,
can't see shit, be like, please wipe my ass, please make the cold go away.
It's like, dude, this is the heart of all siops.
Yeah, they do it to six billion people who are all at that one point a little bit.
This is all it is.
And then what they want to do is break up the family so that that little person grows up
to someone that does this for the government.
That's deep, bro.
I'm saying, that's what it is.
I'm staring at him like this going,
oh, holy shit, if you fuck this up,
this dude will love the government
because the thing that he's missing
is someone telling you what to do.
It's Big Brother. And Big Brother will say,
hey, dude, we're at war with Eurasia.
Believe it or not, Oceana is our major problem.
Yeah, that's what, like, that is a very good fucking,
like, that's what I don't understand because, like,
a lot of those people, like,
I still childless fucking loser, not like you, you have a kid, cooler to me.
Absolute accident.
But, like, I couldn't imagine, like, having a kid and then, like, looking at other people and going, like, I'm going, like, I'm going to trick this motherfucker.
I mean, imagine being, like, what's that Ellison guy with the weird...
Yeah, he has a Chinese wife.
Okay, cool.
Not that it matters.
It matters.
We're at war, bro.
War with China by 2030.
It matters.
His motherfucker took over a sponge bob.
Who was the dude from...
Uh, it's not caridine.
What was the family, the Partridge family?
What about him?
What was the Partridge family?
What was the kid?
The Bonadougies?
Bonaducci, Danny Bonadishie.
Larry Ellison.
My girlfriend's dad met him.
Larry Ellison looks like a fucked up version of Danny Bonaducci.
And he's out here and he's saying like, you got to be on your best behavior with your red hair died.
Dude, you're funding Israel.
Yeah.
Like, with your red hair died, though.
Yeah.
He, dude, I'm glad that you brought that up because every time I see him, I just go, holy shit.
This is a guy from VH1.
Departure family guy
that was in the celebrity rehab.
He used to be on YSP here in Philly.
Yeah.
He replaced Stern
and people were like,
Danny Bond, do you see?
He was a beast.
And he tried to be a tough guy
and we're like,
damn, this is crazy.
He might have been the first dude on TRT,
which is another thing I'd love to talk about.
I have an article called I'm on fire.
And this is from the New York Times.
And it's about TRT,
but for the ladies.
Oh, no.
Testosterine is giving women their sex drive back
and then some.
Like it.
matters man
fucking drop that shit
well there's no FDA
approved testosterone product for women
that doesn't matter either
won't cover it but if you talk to these women
that are on it they sound messionic
and they go from having zero sex to six
times a week dude they had to put
locks on the go on no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no push
this back in the box where it came from no no no no I'm saying
like what you're doing with women if you do this like you know dudes on
TRT they make no sense
women at baseline we don't talk about
We'll go back to talking about eating bugs.
We will eat the bugs.
Women at baseline don't make sense.
If you give them gear and tell them, like, hit the gym and do whatever you want,
you will be a cuckled.
You will be cheated on by a high school boy because that's going to be the only one that they can relate to.
You're going to give these chicks TRT, dude.
They're going to go back to what they were when they were, like, 17.
I just want to, I'm not trying to.
You're going to have to meet a fucking high school or a parking lot.
Be like, stop, man.
She's fucked up.
No, no, no, no.
You're thinking about, like, you're thinking about, like, what a guy does when they're on testosterone?
A woman, dude, kill her family.
I don't want you to react to this any kind of way and misogynist wise.
I'll do my best.
But it's more like, get stuff done, handle business, and work out.
Oh, become infernal.
Total girl boss.
Yeah, I mean, it's literally just...
They actually says it in the article.
They just become functional.
Dude, you guys suck at working.
They just become functional.
Dude, they're so bad at working.
You're never going to believe.
believe it. We get stuff to unhandle business and work out.
Yeah. We can complete one test out.
It changed my marriage. Dude,
they can't do this. They're going to make a bunch
of sterles. Well, it is what
it is, dude. And like, if you go to, if you're
a woman and you go to a psychiatrist or whatever,
your doctor, whatever, and you say you're not having sex.
A butcher? They will
kind of like wink in a nod, give a
47-year-old entrepreneur
testosterone. And then
they'll start having sex like
you will not fucking believe. This goes into the surrogate's
motherfucker. This goes into the surrogate shit
where it's like, oh, man, are you so glad you're so wet?
Now you're going to have to spend $70,000 to have a fucking kid.
Yeah, dude.
This is not good.
They can't give fucking chicks roids.
Although a lot of chicks that I've seen talking stuff that are on steroids for like bikini
competitions and stuff, they seem pretty chill and cool to hang out with as a guy.
You ever see them they like make complete sense and they form coherent thoughts that isn't
like contradictory to something they said a minute ago?
New York Times Magazine
It's a half an hour read
You can get into it
It changed for marriage
No
It does like
This shit is synthetic at the end of the day
Like you should be able to
You're Paul check right now
For real
Like you should be able to get this shit
From God
Going out of the sun
Although that you sent a while
But if you hit low
If you're a woman
And you hit low libido
Postmenopausal
Or perimenopause
Or whatever
I thought they're calling it
They'll hit you with like a
Cream or whatever
And then that
This is
it's firing the bedroom back up
I don't ever want to have sex again
that's what I'm saying like what have you not done at 47
now you want to get done
do you know what happens when you have sex
you have a kid
like do they not tell people this
to completion no
this is crazy
that there's people who want to do it again
I'm never doing it again
keep going you can just become a pornosexual
I mean it makes way more fucking sense
it's so safe you can't get a SDD
from your computer dude
be a complete pornosexual.
Yeah, I mean, to give this stuff to women is no bueno, my friend.
Yeah, one of the chicks was from Real Housewives of Orange County,
and she said she had to, like, take her testosterone down
because she was just humping everything,
and she'll just hump, hump, and hump away.
Yeah, dude.
Change that.
Change that to a guy.
Is that a cute, funny thing to put in the New York Times?
Like, oh, no, I just started taking testosterone.
I can't stop humping shit.
I mean, dude, it got such a...
Sexual assault.
It got such a round of applause.
article written as just the response to it.
Yeah, I hope you get a raise.
I literally hope you get a raise.
I hope you become CEO of the company.
It's going to be a fulfilling life for you doing that.
You were born to do that.
You have wide hips so you could be a CEO of the company.
Yeah, there's a second one that's just the takeaways.
You know why their hips are wide?
Yeah, to make babies.
And to hold it.
You have a hip there so you can hold the baby there, not hold a bunch of money.
Oh, you're talking about the football?
You feed them like a football.
You can hold them right there.
You were made for that.
You weren't made to be a CEO.
and get deals done.
Yeah, I mean,
it's just a matter of time before
no one's asking them to do this.
No, I mean, dude,
they're saying that
testosterone is like a religion.
Yeah.
For women.
And then they take it
and it changes their lives.
I mean, maybe stop wearing
polyester yoga pants
and getting really hot in them.
I would like to just hit,
I would love to get them
in like a small sweat lodge
and hit him with mescaline.
And be like,
yo.
Let's talk to the ancient ones.
That'd be like that shit
you saw after Trump got in
like the scream facts.
factories, they all just get together and scream outside.
I hate that Trump's getting for the fucking ripping down the East Wing is nuts.
I mean, dude.
Eventually, dude, all buildings need to be redone.
You guys know this, right?
No much is tearing down the president to get ready for the future.
The list of the people that are donating to that.
It's a fucking crazy-ass list, but that's where it's-
Everybody.
I mean, unless you're an absolute history, fucking freak.
I don't even know how old this West Wing is.
I guarantee you if it looks...
It's the East Wing.
Or the East Wing, I just know the show.
The fucking, if you look that up, I guarantee you it's not that old in the grand scheme of things.
But, like, the fact that we're not paying for it, dude, I don't give a fuck, man.
Dude, one of the ways that they take testosterone is a pellet, it's a pellet, a size of a grain of rice that's implanted subcutaneously.
Really?
It takes three, three or more months to dissolve.
And then it's going to stop putting shit in your body that doesn't dissolve, dude.
Like, this shit causes cancer.
Like, you're going to have legitimate elephant.
men, women walking around in fucking 20 years.
I think...
At least I don't have wrinkles.
I don't know.
I was telling Tom, it's like one of those things.
I can imagine if he gave me testosterone.
I would start acting different and doing different things.
I got a sixer?
And maybe like a year from now, you would go grab me.
Maybe I'd be in L.A. or something.
And you'd be like, dude, you have an STD now.
Like, you got another kid.
The wound's not going to heal if you don't put a band-aid on it.
He got another kid coming.
Like, snap out of it.
He's a man.
you can't get them pregnant.
And I'm like, dude on 215, solid muscle, six-pack.
What?
I turned over the menu and saw the other side of the appetizers.
Oh.
Yeah, it leads the fucking dudes.
Every, like, dude, these women reported a dramatic return to sex drive, burst of energy, improved muscle tone.
It's like, yeah, that's, I mean, that's what it's like to be a dude.
And, dude, that probably feels great.
Probably feels amazing.
If you may be.
But we have other things on our plate, dude.
Yeah, like, be a grandma.
I'll show your child.
Usher your child into womanhood.
Don't try to fuck her friends.
You weird bitches.
Why are you doing this shit?
There's no reason for a woman to be on that stuff.
Well, I wonder if that'll be on their social credit score.
What?
Your testosterone levels?
Yeah.
All this stuff will be.
If it is, it's fake, don't believe mine.
If you show that you will, like, have symptoms of Alzheimer's,
insurance companies will say, why should we give him the same rate?
We know this dude's going to put us in the fucking body.
like this dude is going to wreck us
yeah and it's going to cost a bunch of money
but if you start doing that
people are going to start buying AR-15s
and killing you guys
first of all at the very
at the very end of the
true stream thing I was watching
it was like
I know everybody wants you to just imagine
that you can be left alone
but you won't be
and at the end of the day
it's an armed revolution
did you see what it is what it is dude
it sucks
but they started doing it when they took away
the fucking Fourth Amendment
with the Patriot Act
that you should have got a gun then
and you go it's not that bad
they're just going after Muslims
take my shoes off exactly
it's not a big deal
you see what they do to the woods
the woods of what
they have drones where they get like fucking
I don't know if it's like fucking white phosphorus
or whatever but like they fog out that
wood so like if you are like
a Ted Kaczynski
they go over with drones and just drop
fucking some shit on you
which just smokes you the fuck out
well I can't really like
I'm not like a fucking
I'm not Louis Brandeis
but
The thing of trying to figure out the Fourth Amendment, it's like what is a reasonable privacy?
So if I send you a letter, the government can't open that letter.
But if I give it to a third person, it's like, dude, you gave it to that other dude.
Like, if I call you...
Amazon gave me the letter.
If I call you, the number that I type in to call you is not private.
It's property of Verizon.
That's metadata.
Yeah.
It's property of Verizon.
But if you take this into the Internet realm, there's no privacy.
you'd have to get your own hardwire lines to your friends so in the actual words of the documents or whatever for the constitution it's expected privacy but that changes with society so our expected so if that's the letter of the law in the united states there might be an entire fucking force driven to change the expected privacy yeah that you're experiencing in your life and that has happened in the last 10 years to me yeah i've expected i'm expected to have zero fucking privacy now
Like, I'm ready to eat bugs like Emily Rose.
I love the shit now with No Kings people hitting the Constitution.
They're all constitutionalists.
It's like you shut down everyone's life for four years.
This is like the shit of like I believe in science and stuff.
It's a bunch of John Adams walking around after telling everyone they have to stay home because the government told us to.
It's like the, I believe science people also think we can go to Mars but are terrified of climate change.
It's like, dude, Mars is mega climate change.
It's a lot of climate change and, yeah.
Hit your shell with that.
If you believe in that.
There's a weird movie called Shell with the girl from handsmaid's tail.
She was pregnant and lost you made it.
She was a little chubbed.
But it's all about like an anti-aging thing that Hollywood stars are doing where they inject it into them.
But it's actually made out of lobsters because lobsters don't, they live forever.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's called Shell.
It's fucking nuts.
Pretty good.
I mean, it's not horror like omen horror.
but it's a thriller it's a thriller
I'll take it down dude
I'm taking it down I've been fucking
crushing horror so
if you want me to watch it I'll watch it
The first omen has
Catholic lore
It's got some jump scares
That gets me
Jump scares fuck that
And it's an origin story for Damien
But you don't fuck with Damien
So it's like Damien is
I know Damien
The Antichrist
He is raised by the thorns
Which are pretty much like
The Cushners
Like it's pretty much like on that level
of like moving the world around.
Did you see that clip?
No.
Of Cushner, like...
Cushing around that dude, um...
What's his name?
Wilcoq?
Wilcoff?
I heard of it, yeah.
Or like saw like a street shot of Cushner
just giving a shitty ass face.
I'm trying to find it for you.
I mean, we didn't even...
They're talking about the master plan of Gaza.
It's the thing I was talking...
Oh, the chapter X thing I was telling you about,
E.J. told me it was written by this dude,
Lyndon LaRouche.
But that is like the master plan of making...
Gaza, a Riviera.
This goes way the fuck back.
But Steve Wickoff is sitting there going,
oh, we were, we were
coached by guys to have a master plan.
And, like, when he says it...
You can't say you have a master plan. That's evil.
When he says it, Coachner's like, whoa.
Oh, yeah, I said that. That's what he, like, turned around,
looked all fucking weird.
Kushner looks reptilian as fuck, bro.
Yeah, I mean,
Sam Neal, when he's the anti-crette,
when he's Damien, he's 32 years old,
he's the ambassador to England,
I think, from America.
Yeah.
couldn't ask for more than an antichrist i mean dude look at i'm not like fluffing american look up
american horror story apocalypse uh michael langdon he looks just like fucking lucifer in all the
like old old uh paintings and shit like that i'm not gonna lie they're good job there langdon
michael linden yeah i mean it's like whatever but antichrist antichrist yeah he'll come right up
michael langdon is the antichrist and they did a good job cody fern he kind of australian another
are Australian. Yeah, kind of looks fucking... I think Sam Neal's
like Lucifer.
Okay. Give him that. It's a different kind of
vibe, more of a Castlevania. A little guy.
The whole show is a little, little
guy. Also, I'll see if I can pull up
Sam Neal as
Damien. That's what I remember hearing the
name Damien and that shit scared me. Like,
that's where I'm at. I'm not here,
the Omen. There is Rottweilers
that can like fuck with you.
Like if a Rottweiler's growling at you.
That's Damien. Bad shit's about to happen.
Ah, yeah, I don't like any of that stuff.
Like, I fucking champ all this stuff
And when it's time to go to sleep
I just get real sketched out
Like I don't like that shit at all whatsoever
But I mean, like
The digital ID shit you're talking about
I think they're easily going to be able to do it
Don't show that to me, dude
Okay, I won't. It's fine. It's the final conflict
Omen 3. November 4th
I'll look at it and laugh and just like
I'll be able to sleep next to my 5th.
It's a different kind of fucking
Antichristy. Oh, I don't know.
So you're trying to scare me
I'm sorry
What the fuck was that
Was that tongues?
It's Halloween?
I'm sorry
Hey I don't need to see
Any scary stuff
Like I swear to God
I need like buffers
For this shit
We went
When we went to Mechanicsburg
Shane tried to show me
A hard
Or a scary movie
Can you see how I would
I get them confused
Peter Gabriel
Yeah
Okay
With his evil ass
Why
Is he playing a character
Right there
That's Damien
He's holding
There's seven swords
That could kill him
And there's a
Circle of priests
They're trying to kill him
But in the first omen, there's two different churches.
One church is trying to hold up the history of Christ or whatever.
The other church is trying to bring around the Antichrist to bring back.
It's like a fucking battle.
Yeah.
But they keep trying to like, they keep having the beast mate with women to try to make the Antichrist.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
And it's, and there's all, it's in a nunnery, it's in a convent.
That's what I don't like about, like, if you're a normal person and like that red heifer shit.
and like the end of the world
like why are you sacrificing a red
effort trying to invoke the end of the world
I mean they got nothing left
sure but loose
take the L
like take the L
110 no big deal
I'm telling you just from being around the country
a little bit we live in a colonial
sci up we live in a world
we live in the colonies
there's another part of America
do they get taught a completely different history
of the United States than we do at when we're growing up
dude what the fuck do you think they're teaching
them. They live in the Holy Land.
Yeah, it's probably awesome.
Yeah. We're getting taught Thanksgiving.
It's probably like shit you just remember. Like,
it's probably, you know. It's like, it's like Thanksgiving shit to you.
But dude, they're going back 2,000 years. Think about it.
I got hit with mitochondria's the powerhouse cells. Probably everything they get taught in school
sinks in that hard. That hard.
Do you remember when we were like third or fourth grade and they start hitting you with like,
here's the pilgrims? Here's the Native Americans.
All right, dude. That was whatever year. Go back about a couple
thou? Yeah. And go, God
promise it to you. Yeah, you can't
lose. That's what I don't
even understand. Like, just from, I mean...
People obey, dude. That's what I'm
saying. It's the same size of everywhere.
There's people that are afraid.
Like, right now, I think
most of the internet is
fear, anger, jealousy.
It all leads to hate. It's all the
dark... There's only a few white pill
comps that I do like, but it's
few and far between. There's not enough white pill
fucking documentaries. There's not enough white pill shit. And it's
like dude yeah you can get tricked by hope but i'd rather get tricked by hope than like live in jealousy
or anger oh yeah who's this this guy doesn't know like dude it's an endless the internet is an
endless fuck fest of it's a circle fuck of yeah like negative shit right now but it could be the
greatest thing ever it would be it's like a golden age like it could be a golden age you know cat turd
i know cat turd dude that went on tucker yeah there was a bit a picture of like thomas massey
I think Rand Paul and he's like sitting there
shitting on him like they couldn't run the country
It's like bro come on man
You're a fucking loser
What are you saying?
Like there was a video
Or a picture of Thomas Massey
I think Rand Paul or someone
Like cat turds sitting there hating on him
Like these guys are losers
Total wackos
Okay I don't know
I get all my internet personality is confused
Like if you say cat turd I think of rooster the goat
So I mean like to me they're all the same
Same shit
It's the same shit dude that went on Tucker
With a fucking cowboy hat
I mean, when we, like, all of these dudes, I know, this sounds, this sounds fucked up, man.
It's not, dude.
But all these dudes in my head are the guy we were driving by, Hein before, where it's, like, my rights don't end where your feelings begin.
Yes.
You took one, we rise his millions, welcome Charlie, Jesus.
I am Charlie Kirk.
Fafo, like, I mean, dude, like, it's all one dude.
That's what the internet's done to me.
Yeah.
It's one dude.
Yeah, it's like the post.
QAnon life of
I'll shoot you now.
You might not think it's a big deal
if the digital ID gets in there
and does Mingy Mingy with all your other apps.
But like if they start to get all your information,
dude,
they can predict you.
Oh,
don't get me so bad.
Yeah, no shit.
There's what Bill is about to do.
And dude,
if they can predict you,
what they're going to do is like they're going to,
your credit score,
like you can see it,
I'm trying to get this house.
You see me going through jumping all through these hoops.
They're smacking your honey.
They're going to make it be an allowance.
They're going to give you an allowance
of what you're allowed to do.
It's you nothing but a pecker
And dude
When you get to that point
Someone on allowance is very predictable
Because are good boys
Little kids on allowance are very good boys
And they're good and then they get their allowance
And then they're bad a little bit
And then they get their allowance
And that's what it is
And that's what and they
Dude and they've been trying to do this shit
I think since whoever the fuck came up with
Money weapons
You know what I mean
Like whoever started going
Dude, I think we could scare that one.
Oh, yeah.
Like, say everyone's chilling and it's Garden of Eden.
If you're building fucking cathedrals, you're probably not getting scared.
Everything's chilling.
It's Garden of Eden, but somebody's dad died.
Imagine not having a debt.
And then you're like, oh, dude, that guy's fucking strong.
We could use him.
Yeah.
And you're like, I mean, you fuck with him a little bit.
You'd be like his daddy.
That's fucked up.
I'm telling you, dude.
Like, this is, they're masters of psychology.
Yeah. I mean, it's been a very new revelation for me.
I don't know. There's something bigger to this, is what I'm saying.
Yeah, much like fucking most feelings, like just walking around, just like,
God damn, there's people out there that are like going into Wawa and once they get in the car being like,
I'll be in bed in five hours. Everything will be okay.
Just getting by.
Just getting by. For real getting by.
I got to just clock in. If I move my mouth 16 times throughout the day, everything will be fine.
I can watch fucking love is blind and then go back to sleep.
and they're hoping to be left alone
but the more that the jealous
and vain and greedy people feed into the
net the less they're going to be left alone
but you're dealing with like the extreme
sins the extreme emotions
yeah it's like you're not going to get
cardinals is that I don't know I can't I wish
I think it's the cardinals I wish the real ones
though the pastio was talking about
yeah I don't know it's
it's a fucked up
they fuck with you dude like the TIA thing
not to go full circle
but the TIA thing
they nicknamed it basketball
like their whole nickname
for it was basketball
where they're like dude we can't talk about this shit
we're still going to do it total
total awareness whatever
information awareness
and they changed the name of it because after
people were like yo that's kind of nuts
they had to pull point extra off of it
because he was wrapped up in Iran Contra
people were like that guy
and it was called total
can't have a name like that
it was called yeah it was like total
information awareness and it had like
the pyramid all seeing eye
then they were like, that's too much.
Then they change it to terrorist information awareness.
I need that shirt.
Now we're cooking.
I need that shirt, dude.
Now we're cooking, dude.
Now we can get somewhere.
Yeah.
And it's like, that's all it takes.
It's just, it's all, it's the same thing, repackaged.
And then it's like, then what the fuck is Facebook?
Then what the fuck's Instagram?
Yeah.
Snapchat, Pokemon Go, Grindr.
Yeah, sorry.
Same brain.
Yeah.
That's what, not to weave literally to the first minute.
no no big deal just a weave to the first minute we were talking i've literally remembered the
entire conversation up until there but like they that's what i think they got with draft kings
and stuff like you have like sports betting and stuff like that but like back in the day like
my uncle would be like yo like he couldn't use the computer that good so he'd be like go on Vegas
vic and tell me like what the spread is and everything for this shit like all right cool but that
was just a website that said all the spreads and shit like that yeah now they have every
fucking person in the world where they're at who they're around
making the bets, and it's like, dude, they have an AI algorithm that can just say,
pick out any of the really weird anomalies that have happened this week,
and they can slowly just get a case.
And guess what?
You're paying taxes on the winnings, retard.
I mean, it's fucked up to think about walking into an actual IRL poker game
where everything was set up.
Everything's a sci-op.
Truman Show.
Absolute Truman Show.
75 IQ?
You're probably just like, fuck, I did bad today.
Hollywood set, 110 IQ would get you.
And you're walking in there
And you're just going
Okay, I just lost
It's no big deal
And then
I'll get back on the horse
Cash app
Is outside the Flackjacket
It's fucked up
It's weird that they did it
Because it's just happening
All the time
But all that shit's going down
And cash
You know
I am Charlie Kirk
That's what I want cash
You're out here
Busting the NBA
I am Charlie Kirk
I could be him
All that shit right now
is cash
So it's like tough
but like they're going to get it
because they're going to do this Ethereum
stable coin type shit
they're going to get it so it's like
because of the greed of those boys
they're going to get it so it's a coin
that's programmable
that's attached to your hand geometry
biometric
that's evil dude I mean dude like we grew up
watching fucking shows like oh they got the prints
off this guy yeah
dost them for prints boys
facial recognition in China was around in 2017
they were handing dudes they were lower in dudes
social,
making dudes pay for more shit,
but also ticketing them,
and when they didn't pay the ticket,
they would get fines
and all this other shit
of jaywalking,
2017,
in China.
Facial recognition.
And they have so many heads
to practice on, too.
I think they practiced there.
I mean,
these warnings were happening
around about
the beginning of COVID.
Yeah.
There were generals
that are like,
this is coming to America.
Then there was COVID.
That's a spalding, dude.
How to fucking know
where there was COVID.
My bad.
I don't know what that is.
Sorry about that.
I never get text.
A laugh notification.
Never get text.
Actual is a text.
Who is it?
Coon cave.
No, I bought a backpack one time from Patagonia and they just sent me a deal.
Not a real person.
Are you wank battling tonight?
Just respond.
Why are net?
Yeah, wank battling.
How many screens do you got?
Yeah, the thing that's like fucked up is like there's kids out there who are
draft kinging since they were in high school.
Like this shit was not available.
to me when I was a kid.
I painted those frat houses.
I mean, you might have been really young.
I remember it.
But I was blown away that those guys were betting 10 grand on a game.
That's elite.
There's like kids where it's like...
I mean, they're Ivy League, but I was blown away that people did that.
That's one...
This is the fucked up thing.
They could do that all day long.
Cool, whatever.
Their dad's probably do that shit.
It's no big deal.
You're not jealous.
There's kids...
I'd never bet on a sports game in my life.
I'm not bragging, just, you know, I see the circus for what it is, dude.
Not saying on next level.
I just never got that too pumped up on another.
man doing well in sports i always kind of wanted to score touchdown but fucking they got kids in
high school doing this shit where it's like five dollars on parley's and like you just start as a
high school kid from like some whatever fucking town you don't have a ton of money you just have
an extra five bucks on like a gift card you got from your grandmom and that parlay might hit you
might make you might make three hundred dollars and that feels pretty good and then they got you for
the rest of your fucking life you're just hitting fucking all the extra money you have is just going to
useless sports betting that is rigged.
Are you talking about how this is some kind of an addiction, man?
Yeah, Charles Barkley doesn't want to talk about that shit.
But it's like, it's for real, like, they're getting kids.
South Park did episodes on it where like, they're fucking with kids heads so bad that
they're betting on fucking, like, election.
Like, I don't remember, like, I know, like, there was dudes who were bad that would
bet on, like, cricket and, like, WMBA and, like, that was a sick motherfucker.
Yeah.
But, like, to sit here and start betting on.
like the president the midterms like all that stuff like this is all fucking crazy shit that
like draft kings is just pushing this hard and everyone that's involved with online gambling
like the shit is like it's whatever but it's all it's on the same line as porn for how
harmful that shit could be to your life yeah yeah like you could sit there and be like oh porn
hub it's not a big deal i do that's fucking dudes up like there's dudes who are in legitimate
i think it's baby stuff to the world of the the underworld did the
The fap roulette, if you will.
You attach a credit card to an only fan.
There's DMs.
You think they're real.
Things are said.
It's Beezer on the other line.
Responding to everything you say.
It's not a girl you're jerking off too.
Yeah, that's what like...
It's for a young guy today.
I mean, I saw all still images and ended up at the peak of my test hitting tube porn.
if that start if the beginning of it is two porn and you end up an e-girl fanatic i'm not surprised
yeah because i start i started with two porn dude and i i don't watch it anymore because i see it for
what it is you know i say that that's all i'm proud dude i'm proud guy that used to be the american
salute to the flag you know that right that's what like you can't let this shit fucking win like
obviously who doesn't like if i see a huge ass on the side of the street i'm losing it
I think about it.
I'm almost crashing the car like Meek Mill.
And I go, why not me?
Yeah, that's cool.
That's what I want.
It's really nice that God put her on her.
Not what she's like on the inside or what it's like to hang out with her.
The shape of her.
Yeah.
And you just say, thank you God.
What if the devil did that?
There's a lucky man out there who's maybe her boyfriend.
There's somebody for everybody.
Yeah, so happy for you.
Very glad.
But to sit there and look at like, go to the bikini fucking bean.
And you're fucking...
The bikini bean?
Yeah.
What do you, what's that?
That's where your boy died.
What are you talking about?
Your boy.
The bikini.
Who died in the guineril?
Oh, the bikini be naked, yeah.
Oh, okay.
You want the bikini be naked.
Nauticus or whatever?
Nautica.
Nautica is another.
But like, he rolls into the bikini bean and that's because no one was like, hey, man.
What though?
He had a wife and kids.
Pull it the fuck back.
You're lucky.
Like, they're sitting here like, oh, they're going to come out of their parents' basements.
It's like, dude, Nautica had a wife.
and kids. He was at the bikini bean with his pants around his fucking ankles. He only made
a few blocks where he shot himself in the fucking head. Yeah. Ever fucking jerked off and just
said, whoa? That is him. Like I said, I've got an email. I've found out I had
descriptions. And I'm like, when did that happen? That must have been a weird one. It's a
fucking full blackout that this guy winds up in the bikini bean after watching fucking crazy shit.
And he's like, the only thing I can do to say this is to kill myself. And you're just going to
sit there and go that might have gone deeper than being a pornosexual but they said he was a
pervert yeah he might i mean they said he had nothing to do with goon state or anything yeah it might
not he might not be the uh gun aside that we want to revere but but to have five like dude it's just
you know hey man i it's celebrated when girls though by the way oh yeah it's fucking cool 25 billion
for all he fans it's like cool man let's see how
The gounettes are applauded.
How much do they used to pay in the slave trade?
Let's go back to the fucking 1700
and see what they paid for slaves and stuff like that
because that's what you are.
You're a slave to some freak rabbi, dude.
Some weird motherfucker who has the money.
They're showing their tits again.
They're going to ruin their whole future.
No, you're powerful.
You're going to still be a girl ball.
She'll get testosterone when you're 47.
You'll be wetter than ever.
Barron.
Barron.
I watch the thing when they're trying to say
Baron was gay.
They did. I mean, dude.
That's tough.
He's a crypto god.
You're mad.
He killed it.
He's a crypto god.
You're mad.
That's what I'm saying.
Not to be like an absolute boomer with that shit, but it's like...
I mean, would you not do insider trading?
It's not insider trading.
I'm just saying like if you, well, someone did it at the one house.
You want to talk shit on Barron?
Go, Joe, I'll fuck a report you, dude.
I'll get my credit score up to 100 right now reporting you for talking shit on Barron.
Sorry, man.
Insider trading is for stocks, dude.
They're unregulated.
He just had information.
It's not illegal.
He's 6-7, dude
I'm sorry
6-7, I keep saying that
Fucking
I'm sorry, man
I'm sorry you lost
I'm sorry it's end of your season
It's not
I can still have another game
But it's crazy to play
Against dudes who are running
A full-time quarterback
As their quarterback
Let everyone get the ball
It's tough to watch 6-year-olds lose
That stuff
And I knew when my son
I hope you keep coaching
So that you can coach my son
Or will you make a comeback
Can you promise to me now
I'll make a comeback
You'll make a comeback when he's of age
I want to get into
Because he's going to need help because he's going to be so small.
I got boys like that and they're cool.
He's so small, man.
But this is the thing that I don't understand where it's like the dude I'm playing
against is playing one guy at quarterback.
There's kids I saw that didn't even touch the ball.
Bro, there's six, man.
Put your ego at the fucking gate.
We're on here to let people have fun.
I was on the one yard line.
Could I have given it to my best player?
Yes.
But did he already get the ball once?
So now it's time for the smallest kid on the team to get the ball and get us to safety?
Obviously.
Low key, it's a movie.
Like, what the fuck?
Like, there's sick individuals out there.
Like, and I can see them.
And they fucking love this stuff.
Like, oh, I won.
It's like, dude, there's fucking seven kids on your team.
But really you lost.
Really, you lost, dude.
There's seven kids on there were going to go home.
It's like, oh, you don't like football?
That's okay.
You ruined them.
I mean, at least for the whole next, their vibe of football, it's that.
It's shit.
For a year.
That's why I hate sports.
I would get hit with, like, the a little, you'll,
because I like you.
I was like, dude, fuck you, douchebag.
Why are you yelling at me every day?
I'm blocking every day.
You're just yelling.
Or like everything's about the potential of the game or the athletic potential,
but not the full round of potential.
I mean, dude, if some kid's going to go to the NFL, you can see that pretty early.
Yeah.
It's like, if everybody else is just having a good time here, what are we doing?
Go put on the pads, pussy.
It's flag.
It's flag, bro.
I was cracking skulls by second grade, dude.
Fucking pussy ass is on the.
the flag team dude i was getting c t the right way number 95 on the b yc bulldogs
i was on the 80 pound a's then 100 pound as damn you don't think my head hurt after
practice dude i'll get hit by half black kids and be like dude that fucking killed yeah you get
like they're not the same you would get flashes but holy fuck that shit hurt all i wanted was to
run the ball so i feel the kids you want to be runner back every motherfucker comes up and just goes
let me be runner back this time dude i can't help you i'm trying to
Are they actually passing it off or is it all pitches?
Oh, you can't pitch.
You can't pitch.
Ball hits the ground.
It's a dead ball.
We can't risk the pitch.
I've tried to practice pitches on them, but they're fucking retarded.
Okay.
It's no big deal.
I'm just asking questions.
I just don't understand it.
It's like they can throw bombs and somebody will grab it.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Yeah.
There's like, it is crazy that dudes try to sit there and run motions and have clipboards with these kids
because I've told them exactly what they do and they do the polar opposite.
I mean, they watch Little Giants, bro.
Yeah, these dudes are out there.
The annexation of Puerto Rico.
Hold on, everyone. Get in the huddle. Get the huddles.
What are we doing, guys?
Can I be running back? Can I be running back.
You're running. Go ahead, dude. It's okay. You can run.
Just go run. Everything's cool.
What I don't like is the turf.
That turf, once I'm done on that shit, that gives them ball cancer?
It's bullshit, too.
It's like the cheapest fucking turf with the rubber.
Mostly you can just see black rubber.
I'm thirsty as shit afterwards.
Something's up with that.
Like dry ass mouth.
I'm not even jawing that much.
I'm just fucking here, just pointing pretty much.
You're blowing whistles.
I don't even have a whistle.
I just hit him with our guys, fucking relax.
Maybe that's why I lost.
Nah, that dude didn't have a whistle,
the worst part was at the end of the game
when everyone was shaking hands.
I thought he was going in for a handshake
because we went to the same high school,
and I was like, oh, and he slapped my hand.
I just hit him with this, thumb over his hand
and tried to shake, but then he, like, walk right by.
No one noticed it, dude.
Don't worry about it.
Okay, man.
Yeah.
That's how we're going to hold it down.
Stay champion.
You're not.
Pussy. Pot-Head.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah, they asked me all the time.
Next year.
I still got a chance for third place.
I'll get the bronze.
Third is cool, but I'm just saying, like, next year, champion.
No, I'm going to wait for fucking young Chaz, boy,
and then I'll fucking get reactivated.
I'm done.
You're done?
Well, dude, I didn't even want to fucking do it.
My sister hit me up, like, every dad can't coach.
Do you think you could do it?
I was like, yeah, sure, whatever.
Every dad's there.
I don't remember you.
Like, dude, what the fuck am I doing here?
I would feel so bad.
They're looking at it.
If I was a dad, and I mean, I am, but I'm saying, like, if I was one of these guys' dads,
and I was like, why is this guy here?
And be like, oh, shit, dude, go home, man.
Yeah.
Like, I be like, I got it, dude.
I mean, what are we doing?
There's no place.
Someone's runner back.
Someone's runner back.
Someone's playing man-to-man defense.
That's it.
That's the only thing that's fucking happening.
And they're six.
Dude, I went over.
And it's dinner time.
Yeah, I went at one game when the season's under the lights.
All right.
I went over to the fucking, like, ball bag or whatever to, like, grab my shit out there.
And this dude had a lawn chair.
And another hot-ass mom came up.
And he was like, oh, no, I may be an asshole, but I'm chivalrous.
You're taking my seat.
I'm sitting on the ground.
I literally grabbed the ball and just looked at it.
I'm like, you fucking piece of shit.
What do you get testosterone, big guy?
You feeling big?
You've been horny or whatever?
Maybe they have their little rice subcontaneous.
It's, oh, fuck it.
Oh no, maybe when I have kids
It'll be a different era
But like I said
There's dudes rolling up
In Charlie Kirk freedom
I'm sure it's like
It's unstable
That's blowing in my mind
They're real
Oh yeah dude
Big time
He got shot in front of everyone
Dude
They're scared people
There's people looking
For a fucking reason bro
I think it is a
And it's a
It's a trauma based mind
Control
You wouldn't live in the FAFO
Family for a second bro
You gotta be ready to squeeze
Modern days of Prudor film
You know where I stand
These people
Lapell Mike
Yeah I told a SWATO
guy that last weekend and he fucking fully
agree with me. Get as offended it as
you like. I mean
I'm done with that.
Like they... I mean, dude, bullets do
weird things, but our own inspector came up with a magic
one and I'm not going to bite on a second.
Yeah. Fool me once. Yeah, fool me
once. Yeah, that's what like...
Or Charlie's got such strong bones.
Yeah, he's Superman. Man of steel.
That's what I saw that shit happen. I was like, dude, there's
no fucking way that this shit's real.
Whatever. Hold on a second.
You got to piss, yeah.
Thank you.
