WAR MODE - KING COMM

Episode Date: January 28, 2026

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He's ready. Good morning, baby. You not answer my calling. Nobody likes you. I know why. You are shy. Everybody hates you. I'm shy also.

You gotta lose. Welcome to warm. Smile, you fuck. You are real me. It's a fissue. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, man, it's a bee. We're gonna have some fuck with it.

We are tonight's entertainment. Are you willing to get fucked liberals? You're literally gonna get owned, you fucking communist losers. You're a fucking right-wing conspiracy theorist. Are you the man for this? You're made for it? Are you made for life? The turning is gonna fucking Nazis. So what if I am.

But did you notice something? that you are the lucky one. The world didn't come to a nerd. Thank you for disrespect to me. You can program, Bud. Have a good way. I'm busted. Little cookie on the way of the gym. Pretty cool.

All right. Love you, buddy. What is and always will be, my greatest creation is you. It's the baddest. It's such as the sphere. It's like I'm looking at the sphere yet. What?

What the fuck? What is with these? Mounds man. Look at that mill. Look at all. It's going up. It's actually going up. The deal's in the mills up there.

It's down there. It's the Army level. The mill is on the plain low level. It's like the mill. So where the mill is going to go up? Look at it. How about that mill? Look at that.

Hell's that. How's that? He was that matters. You never saw it. I've never saw it. It might be the most star-studded movie of all time. I mean... We were making like super movies back then, like Ocean's 11, but it's like before...

It might be before Ocean 11. I remember hearing... Yeah, it's definitely before Ocean 11. Yeah, I remember hearing about Armageddon, and I just thought... Like, it was a movie I wasn't allowed to see. It was like, I was so... I was young as shit. So, like, I knew Armageddon was a movie.

And, like, I heard the name, so I was like, it must be about some bad shit. It's a bunch of landmen. It's like, Bruce Willis. Like, they have to go save the world, and they're like, dude, who can do this? They're like oil men, obviously. That's actually what it's about. They had to drill into the middle of the moon

or in the middle of an asteroid. What year was this? Like 90 something? I'll look it up. There's like an asteroid head in the earth. Is this like, but I mean, I'm confusing it. He's in my mind.

I'm like, it's the moon, but it's not the moon. Oh, it's just a comet. Yeah, that's like, that's pretty much landman for, is that desert storm? It's like space land man. Yeah, that's fucking insane. Oh, yeah.

You know what else I saw of like Hollywood? Like, you got me twisted on Hollywood. I'm surprised you didn't know about Native ads like that. I'm just not, it's not like I didn't know. I just don't think they, they, I didn't know that they, I didn't know that they're, a monthly bag was that. I didn't know Netflix was bringing in that kind of call. I didn't know they were bringing in like multiple Jasonborn trilogies every month.

Every one, every single. So at this point, I guess they just tell actors like, dance for me. You know what I mean? They have been reduced to fucking nothing. But I was watching this shit about like actors back in the day. Because I'm kind of fascinated with the, I'm not trying to be a dick, but it's like the young guys that want to look hot. Oh, it's insane.

Right? You know, I remember I was on this before with you where it's like, dude, when I was a kid, girls try to look hot and dudes tried to just be themselves. Jester Max. Jester Max. Jester Maxing was a big thing. At somewhere there's a shift, but like, dude, this is good. This goes way back.

So like Arnold used to chill with Clint Eastwood back. back when he became famous. And then Clint Eastwood was hiding his weights. All these dudes were hiding their weights because they wanted to be like... What do you mean hiding their weights? It's the ultimate Natty. They were like, dude, I don't even work out.

Oh my God, that's crazy. So like, we've come from... I'm pretty much that. Like, I'll go every four months, probably just take off. If I tried, oh my God. We've come from dudes that were like, oh, I mean... They were hiding benches. They weren't hiding it because they're claiming Natty.

If you lifted weights, you were a homosexual. Yes. Like, you were gay. So then Arnold comes out of the pumping eye, and it's like, this,

the lookism goes to the extent now where it's like, I don't even know what's going on anymore. I mean, it's basically said, like you're like, it's a female mentality on this shit. Yeah.

It's definitely like a look pretty mentation. Yeah, I mean, dudes getting into looks, is as gay as a guest. I thought the height surgeries were a joke until people actually started doing them. No,

I mean, that's what I'm saying, like these people, I was, when I was listening to your boy, Schellenberger, they were talking about, Dude, I'm just saying.

That's like crazy. Oh, yeah, you show him. Well, when I was watching, he was like... Clixstein's book. Dude. Dudes were like out doing stuff. And girls were like at home fucking making fake dramas and shit like that. But like men were always on the hunt.

And they like now men are never on the hunt. They're pretty much just collecting berries and making... They're looks smashing. They're looking. They became women because like all of this shit is your... Dude, I'm not knocking clav, but a young David Haslov or Benicio del Toro mobs him. Yeah. It's like, dude, what are we doing?

I mean. These are, like, cheap versions of, like, the guy. These are, like, fucking Timu. You're getting, like, T, moo versions of the goats from back in the day. I mean, it's like what you did with, like, women look the way they look because dudes are porn addicts. And now guys are so addicted to porn. Like, I need my job. Dude.

I'm saying the BBLs and all. this shit like women are doing that shit to their face and all that stuff because like men are porn addicts and they want porn to happen and now they're so fucked up that like every dude like there's tons of dudes like dudes you would look at and just go that's a that's that's that's a landman that's a steelworker they're normal they're so twisted up in the head they're getting injections they're getting injections yeah i know they're getting bogged out they're like trying to lose fat it's like oh dude i just got this thing called red it i'll lose fat with that it's like yeah Dude, caloric deficit.

The peptides are slip-o-slip, my friend. I mean, it's crazy because, like... Because you want your tendies, too. Yeah, it's like, oh, I can eat fucking shake-shack and get a six-pack. It's like, well, obviously, something's got to give for you to do it. You can work, hit happy hour, because you got redda. Yes, that's like these people, like, you're pretty much falling into a big farm of fucking trap.

If you're like, dude, this thing makes me shredded and I don't have to do anything. Right, yeah. Dude, you're going to be fun. Like, there's a chick who just. realize that she has like a, like, bone loss to like a disease level from Ozepic. And all these people, like, there's so many people quietly on Oz epic. I mean, dude, it's, it's like an arms race. People are going to want to be cancer thin.

Yeah, heroin cheeks coming back in. Yeah, that's a fucking huge thing. But what were you saying about the dudes looking the way they want to look? Or? I was just saying, like, I thought it was a kind of funny thing when I saw this real about how, like, Clinton used to fucking hide his weights. It's like, I can't really, I didn't really think about it that much to, like, fucking put it in like good words or whatever but think about that like clinny's who was hiding

fucking weights to try to be like natty natty like not even like i don't i've never even been in the gym natty i mean every clean out i've ever done where there is men's bodybuilding magazines it was in like the gayberhood but my dad found my muscle and fitness in the bathroom it might as well have heroin he's probably like oh my son's guy like we're fucked billy's reading fucking muscle magazines on the toilet. I'm literally just looking up how to get treaded my fork. I mean, the most shredded dude, I just watched, I don't know if you saw it, but that dude, Alex Honnell, he climbed a skyscraper.

Oh, no, I didn't watch that. Bro, my balls hurt the whole fucking time I watched it. Just with his fingers? He's got chalk, but I mean, still on aluminum or on like steel, whatever the fuck that that shit is, whatever like stainless alloy that is out there, and it's Taiwan, bro. That was in Taiwan? Yeah. I think or Taipei or something

That's fucking insane I mean that is as scary as shit gets Like those kind of- Taipei Taipei 101 Where the fuck's Taipei Taiwan sounds Chinese to me dude I don't know

Yeah that's fucking insane Like those dudes are fucking shredding Like all that like He's a much I saw that and I was like You know man You can go lift your fucking tits off man Like that guy

You can do whatever he wants You wake up and climb a skyscraper Yeah you're kind of invincible And he was like waving at people Yeah it was probably easy to shit Like And it hurt my balls to watch it. Yeah, hanging off buildings.

Like watching those like Russian kids. Yeah, it's the capital of Taiwan, which is taking a break right now. Probably an op, dude. That is probably an op to get a bunch of cameras in Taiwan and weird fucking surveillance things for the military. I hope it is because... Netflix is the military. Yeah, I mean, they're making enough money.

For right now, we moved our carrier group from Taiwan. You're talking about naval ships? Dude, just put on two button downs and become badden already. We've moved to Iran. We're doing a Pinser defensive move right now outside of the Straits or Hermuz. We got Nimitz class outside. We're ready to go. Where the fuck is bad at?

I don't fucking know, dude. Oh, that's so much sad, dude. Yeah, I can't believe, like. Yeah, no, they just moved. Dude, you know what's fucking nuts? They moved all these, they moved all of our shit from China. at the drop of the hat, dude we have to go through this weird little straight

in like Myanmar and then you end up over by Iran but every three days they need diesel if they run out they're just dead in the fucking water it's like six to nine billion or six to nine million dollars a day to run a carrier group

it's 18,000 meals I mean dude there's 4,000 people on one of these things holy fucking shit why are they going to Iran we're going to fight Iran for a little bit. Don't worry about it. Yeah. That's where like I'm... I mean, in this book, I'm reading this Rise and Kill of First book, and it's like,

the beginning of it is this dude just had beef with Netanyahu because he was like, bro, let me assassinate all of them one by one and they'll never get their nuclear program together. And the whole time, this is written in like, this interview's from like 2011. The whole time BB's pushing for like, let me just bomb them. The Americans will let me bomb them.

And we literally just did it. That's funny. So I mean, I don't know, you know, It's like the tail wag of the dog thing, but... Yeah, that's the... I thought the Iran thing was done. I mean... They just fired it right back up. China's on...

Taiwan is chilling now, so they're all alone right now. After we... I thought, like, after we went into Venezuela, it was going to be like, yeah, China's going to be able to move in on Taiwan. Dude, you know what's cool about the Venezuela thing, too? There's this a whole other thing that's going on where they have secret boats.

So, like, there was a whole... They have, like, a... They have, like, embargoes on the oil. oil for Venezuela. So like Iran, I'm trying to remember the countries of this. It's like Iran. Is it bricks? It's not bricks. Or maybe it's like Russia, Iran, Venezuela, whatever.

There's a secret world they called the Dark Fleet. And they go around. And they go from like China to Venezuela. And back, they just go back and forth, right? But then when they hit South Africa, their comms go dark. And they send like other comms. So it like tricks everyone. Everyone's filing the radar.

And they're like, oh no, that boat's up here. Really is just going to Venezuela coming back. Just going between Venezuela. It's fucking sick, dude. There's a whole dark fleet where it's like a whole black market of oil. And then, like, we just shut it down. America was like, yo, no. Yeah, so now we're running all that shit.

I'm pretty sure, like, they're going to clamp down. I mean, especially with the media shit they were talking about. It makes me feel that they're all buying each other up into one giant thing. It's going to be one. Like, they're just going to be one thing where you watch state-sponsored TV. The other thing that's crazy is either Nest or ring. they just agreed to be a part of flock services. So if you have your ring camera in front of your house,

that is pound here and they're going to control all of your shit. Yeah, so, like, I know people don't like to hear this stuff. But like, yeah, dude, ICE is trained by Israel. You know, it's weird? All this stuff is Israel. Like, all this, like, Texas is real. This is going back since, like, 2001. So it's not, this is not news, man.

That Derek Chauvin thing, like, when that first came out, they were like, dude, this is a Mossad tactic that they use in Israel. Well, yeah, they've been. When they put the knee on the back. Crowd control, counterinsurgency, like, those are the guys. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Like, in the same way, like, back when, if you wanted to go fight terrorists back in the day, you go ask the British.

They were fighting terrorists. Yeah, yeah. So it's the same deal. It's just, like, ever since 9-11 happened, they've been, like, teaming up with ICE. And now, like, ICE is doing the Olympics, like, weird shit. They get weird gigs. Ice is doing the Olympics? Yeah, they're going to do security to the Olympics.

People are, like, spazzing about it. Damn. So they just, like, kind of like, the PPA? I don't know. But I'm just saying, like, they have, they, they're teamed up with the fucking Israelis on. They get trained. Like, the higher-ups, like, the execs get trained. But then also, they do, like, regular old trainings.

I mean, your bullies out now, too. But the ADL, there was something about George Floyd. They caught some heat for George Floyd. Yeah. And then the ADL was, like, greenbladder, where it was, like, back off of it. So then they backed off of their trainings for a little bit. Because they were, like, out and about, like, come on over to Tel Aviv, guys. Boomers get so hard when you're like, yo, this guy knows Krov

my god it's like the gay it's one with fucking karate in the world yeah that i remember something fucking it was like all that shit went down and then like the ice and um george floyd there's a lot of things that fucking overlap in that and like there's a lot of weird shit in minneapolis minneapolis makes there was a huge fucking thing when that shit first went down remember all those threads about like derrick chauvin and george floyd worked together at a nightclub the liver on fire. Like all of that shit completely went away. And like that stuff with like Bovino doing all this crazy.

You hear how he said Gestapo? No. He said Gestapo like he's Jerry, which is just weird. Like it's very. He put this shit. Yeah. Yeah.

I swear to God, they sent that dude out just to like, like they're not making any crazy arrest. MTG is like a fucking force ghost right now. Like a what? Like a force ghost. MTV's gone. Oh yeah.

She's just tweeting from the ether. She's tweeting. It's like Obi-Wan. She's saying that DHS is funding the refugees and us. Yes. So it's like both sides of it. So whenever they do one of those things, they have a solution. So it's like problem reaction.

Solution. Thank you. So they had like something coming down the plate that they probably already had written up. And this was all just theater. So they did it just to get everyone riled the fuck up. Probably just a little bit of theater to get everyone to make it make sense that they've got to pass this bill, dude. Because like ice is bad. We got to fucking sort out ice, but we also at the same time, I have to make sure you can't carry guns anywhere.

Yeah, Trump actually came out and said that. Yeah, cool, man. That is true because that fucking COVID shit goes down. They're going to disarm you. Dude, it's scary when you really, if you want to. Is that smashing pumpkins on? If you, yeah, disarm. If you follow down, if you follow it down the rabbit hole and you're sitting there and go, all right, man, we might in the next, like, ten years have, like, it might be why in our conditions.

Yeah, no. It's like one channel. Who owns it? We don't have weapons anymore. How did this happen? You start chasing it back and then it's like, someone will rise up. Oh, yeah. It happens all the fucking time.

It's happened like 109 times. That's what's fucking crazy because like if they fucking pull that shit off, like they had all that George Floyd shit going on. Before that, it was like COVID happened. Then George Floyd. Then they allowed you to track everyone. And through all that tracking, that turned into getting all those people arrested

on January 6 and that got the left wing people like kind of cool with arresting like political dissidents and now they're just like once I watch that that was a pretty bad shooting the last one that happened yeah that's a bad as it gets dude

it's pretty bad it's pretty good shot honestly you got what I don't get what you're saying last name oh I get it yeah but like once that shit happened like there's pictures of that dude in like full and drag and shit like that.

Like, this is just to make people fucking scream at each other. This is fucking insane. There's like, whatever the... Like, I don't even know if this dude actually died. This shit is like so fucking K-fay and W-W-W-Ref. Yeah, the only thing that fucked me up was I saw that they were fucking with this picture.

They literally auto-tuned his picture. The first... The first picture I saw of him, he looked way more chatted out than his nurse bag. Yeah. But I mean, hey. They, like, fucked with his face on that shit. Some people aren't photogenic.

dude who can relate I mean for real that like that shit there's a fucking picture that they're all showing of like a gun right at the dudes head they're about to shoot him it's like and they're going to use that

for fucking some weird propaganda over and over again yeah there was a training with the IDF it was Israel had this thing called Little Gaza looking back on it this doesn't look this doesn't sound that great but um

this was described as a model for US projects like Atlanta's cop city so like yeah they're they're practicing all these things out, like, there's all these, like, little mini programs that they had with ICE. And, like, even, like,

people were like, yo, stop this. This is bad luck. Yeah. Yeah. Like, in 2017, people were, like, even before Floyd, they're like, yo, you guys got to chill, because the IDF's been going ham since, like, oh one. Yeah, they've been going ham. Even before that, probably. And they've been training ICE this whole time.

Since, once 9-11 happened, like, Israel was like, guys, now you have terrorists. We have terrorists. Let's show you how to deal with these guys. You need to set up Homeland Security. Yeah, I mean, that makes, that's fucking insane that they had all these dudes. And it's like police forces and like all sorts of shit. Like that one documentary watch of the dude, um, doing, you know a documentary?

You know what's fucking nuts? Do you remember Gray State? Yes. Do you remember that fucking dude? His name is Crowley? Yep. That was Minneapolis. Was it really? Dude. Remember that? He fucking killed his wife and his kid. He was making a movie.

movie about the police state. Jones was in it. Yes. Although like we are change guys, I'll look at the fuck up. That dude fucking iced his kid and his wife, allegedly. Definitely not the government.

Yeah. He had like a go-fummy thing going on where he collected a bunch of money to make a documentary. Weight of the world on his shoulders, couldn't handle it, fucking popped his family of it, whatever.

That's fucked up. Who the fuck knows what really happened with that? Never know if someone's going through. But that was right outside of, like the suburbs of Minneapolis. Yeah, there's some weird fuck dude out of all the places. It's like Bowerd County.

in Florida. I couldn't show it to you on it. Like, I couldn't be like maybe there on a map dude, no chance. No one. That's what I'm saying. I think like no one really gives a fuck. Like everyone who's living there is like at some point trying to get out. So they kind of just use it as some weird test ground because there's way too much weird shit that's happening in there that they just fucking.

Yeah, that was a fucked up thing with the MTV tweet thing because she's sitting sitting sitting there going like, dude, the Republicans have you all twisted up like, ooh, Somali fraud and they're funding both sides of this thing. Yeah. And they're making money on all of it. fucked up, right? That's, I mean, honestly,

hats off to MTV because she was a tromper, bro. It is fucked up when I think about how they,

like, Trump busts out vanilla ice. Why? Just like, he busts out like vanilla ice, like ice,

ice memes on 4chan when Trump was first running for president was vanilla ice. Like, Ice Ice Baby was like 4chan memes. Yeah,

it's, and it was like pro ice shit. Yeah, the shit that's going on now with like the White House's, Twitter and

that stuff is the most cringe shit in the world where like the edits and all this stuff like this stuff is so fucking insane because like you're doing this two politicians I saw trey gowdy on fucking fox damn throwback that dude is gay his hair he's got like the bevino haircut but like they're doing like right now they're kind of like disemantling the entire fucking like right and left with like trey gowdy's on there talk you know it's weird they were for a second there they were together Yes, that's what I was going to say. For a second there, they were together on, yo, what's going on this Epstein shit?

Everyone was like, I don't really know about Israel and Epstein. Like, yeah, we really need to release those files. And then out of nowhere, they're like, shot, shoot someone. Yeah. Shoot someone. Epstein's actually super cool. Yeah, it's actually, he's like a Chad and he's like super smart.

So, like, don't even look into that. We already did all that for you. Pam Bondi on Pfizer's payroll. Oh, yeah. She got 200 mil from fucking Pfizer. That shit's fucking insane. The other shit that I was, fucking looking at that freaked me out was I think the laptop from hell shit was literally just

get everyone's eyes off of the real laptop from hell what's that mean like when hunter Biden gets caught all of his shit gets released we see the entire laptop the wiener laptop is just in cobwebs bro oh nobody ever saw that no one ever saw that except the fucking seven dudes that like don't tell garret to get the fuck on it bro who garret oh yeah i know but get the wiener one yeah Hillary and bill clinton are both having heart problems right now they might fucking die they just got subpoenaed yeah they're like

having heart problems they're old shit though they're very I mean I thought Bill Clinton was gonna die like four years yeah they're really old now the other fucking weird shit was the the Candace Island stuff like you know she's like still going very hard

no I haven't paying attention to it she's like trying to but her and Erica Kirk were both like music video vixons oh really which is just a very strict when you say this do you mean like extras like they're the hoddy

in the music video where like the dude sitting there dancing like cannes owes like puffy was kind of like that fucked me out did you watch that puffy thing with um uh fine young cannibals no dude he was a dancer for fine young cannibals what's their hit song um she drives me crazy at that's called puff daddy was a fucking backup dancer for that hold on let me let me look it up i'll show it to you i mean that's super gay dude i mean dude it's a good song it's a good song it's a good but like a black dude dancing that I would never think in a million years at fine young cannibals or black dudes dancing in the background he was like dying and get famous so he was just doing work in the industry yeah I was like weirded out because I was watching that shit and I just

like it was like a fucking real real low budget music video and canis owns just in the background like Candace Owens isn't like a volumptuous woman like usually like they have these like video vixen type girls there and like she just like arms wrapped around this dude's neck like wrapping a long to his song. I'm not the man I used to be. I love that song, dude. Damn, bro. Diddy juice?

Did he dance? Dude, fuck, bro. That's a good song. That sounds like that's... Oh, man, that sucks. They're going to have to, like, grab the entire entertainment industry and put it under government control

because of this shit. Yeah, it'll just be another fucking wing of the Zog, bro. But I'm saying, like, they won't, they can't let all of this shit get out. Like, Puff Daddy, probably... You won't care anymore. You'll be so gone.

Yeah, true. You won't have money. You'll just be on a report card again. Yeah, that'll suck so much. Like back when that dude, like when that dude made Gray State and he was like bugging out about all that shit, that was like Jade Helm days. So this was like when they, this was when the current theory was like Jones was saying that the corporate interests were going to somehow co-op the federal government.

This was like unheard of. They've done it. Right. The corporate interests are going to take over the federal government. this was a big like Ron Paul dudes back then being like you don't have to pay taxes that's a lie

it never got passed it was unconstitutional 1895 this kind of shit and then the shrewd by the IRS so you still had a little fight in the American people all that's gone

they've been dumbed down to like fucking Ellison's TikTok at this point so it's gone like nobody's gonna be able to follow this string a lot that you can actually like like when you see the protesters

and stuff this is back like this is Jones this is like... Are you saying like when you see the protesters back then? It was like 2014. When you see like...

It was like... 2014 Jones, he's way different. Wall Street. He's way different, too. The 1% is like the last time I remember people... He would have been a Second Amendment

absolutist. He wouldn't be talking about this fucking shit. This is hurting me, bro. He's backtracking a little bit because Ike's on his fucking ass. This is hurting me. Because you can't be... That dude was disarmed.

If you're multiple cops, just take it... Take the whole... setting of him being a fucking lid cross-stressor whatever yeah yeah male nurse whatever right obviously lonely just and i'm talking gray crash test dummy mpcc's right yeah you got six dudes on one day and he's weak dude i mean not i know jack nurses everyone's evil everyone's equal yeah the gun's gone how are you're going to put seven in the guy those guns are bad okay those no i'm saying those guns go off.

Yeah, okay. Like, if you grab the gun, it goes off. Right, dude. I'm just telling you, if that was me, I would have had them by myself with some crumbic guy. I've been traded. Yeah, that is.

But this was like Jade Helm. They were practicing Jade Helm. They were talking about putting us in FEMA camps. Yep. That there was going to be some kind of a situation where... They're begging for martial law, which is the craziest shit in the world. The fucked up thing, dude, if you really think about it,

is they keep our military dudes down so bad. Oh, they broke On purpose, bro. Yeah. Don't pay him enough. At least give him some roids or something. That dude was the VA nurse. Yeah.

Think about it. What do you mean? Do a couple tours? That's the dude taking care of you. Yeah, yeah, you're a little fuck. And they just killed him. And what are you going to do? You're broke.

Yeah. Like, the suey rates on fucking vets is insane. It's fucking nuts. And this is by design. These guys should be living like gods. Yeah, they should come home to like a lesion field. If they're propping up, the fakesest money of all time.

Is it true? Everyone in Greenland's getting 100K. I don't know. If that's true, that's fucked up, dude. Because, like, I mean, honest to God, like, whether the fucking wars are going. Well, I mean, if they bought the land, it would make sense. It's like buying an Indian reservation and you pay everybody out. That's probably the same.

It's probably like the res template. Yeah, true. That's not bad. $100. I'm just saying, like, these guys, if you believe the whole story, it's like, these soldiers are doing this shit. They should be coming home to, like, money. hottest nurses in the world.

They should be coming home to no problems. It should for real be like Allegiant Fields, you get home and it's like, hey, what do you want to do, man? If all those guys were jacked and loaded, none of this shit would be going down. You would have a thousand Paul Revere's. Yeah.

I mean, that's what I think, like, I don't know, it's like, that's like old school. Like everything's a rich man's trick thing where it's like you get the bravest motherfuckers in the world to go out to war. And then you kill as many as humanly possible. So everyone who's left just does.

doesn't want to deal with that shit. Yeah, he like purges. Yeah, you just sit there and purge everyone to say, like, they go. Nobody's getting 100 grand in there, right. Okay, that's just, you know, this is all that. Good thing. Good thing you checked me on that for my disinfo that I don't want to spread. I'm trying to not spread any disinfo in 2026.

Yeah, the, I, like, that shit, I watched that, and I had the same reaction for Renee Good and that one where it's just like, I know what you guys are trying to do to me. No response. I leave all that shit on Reddit. It's like, yeah, dude, obviously there's fucking arguments to both sides. You're not getting an ounce out of me of freaking out because once you start out... Oh, yeah, Bill.

There's no art. There's a bunch of dudes push some ladies down. Another guy was like, yo, stop that. He got pepper sprayed and then shot seven times. Is there another side of that? There is. They're just fucking... There's another side of that because he had a conceal and carry?

Is there another side of that, dude? I'm just saying it's like... Oh, that's cool, dude. Obviously, like... These people are fucked up. Like all of these people. I got some of that fucking ice from the snow on my boot. You want to lick it?

Oh, do you see Tim Poole's video? No. Oh, my God, bro. I hope I can find this for you. Tim Poole's like trying to act like this is cool. What? The whole ice thing. He's like, yeah, you guys would call me a boot licker.

And he's like, it's my boot. You're licking my boot. I'm not licking anyone's, but you're licking my boot. It's like, dude, you are bought and paid for by BB Net Yahoo. Dude, there was a crazy thing that happened back in like 2016. there's an ice dude killed himself in New York. And he was like, he had like, allegedly, this is like far out of it. Yeah, yeah.

He had a sit. This is what I like. This is what you'll get me on. Allegedly he had a suicide note. And the suicide note was like, dude, they're going to disarm the American population. They're coming for you. And it's literally like what's going on right now. I mean, then like those dudes.

And they swept it under the rug, disinformation, absolute suicide. He definitely didn't get killed. he got, it's an ice agent that got killed on Pier 40 in New York. What? But he killed himself. He went to a pier and killed himself. Yeah, yeah.

I don't believe that for a fucking second. That's what I'm saying. Like Trump, like, they did this whole thing just to get Trump to be like, dude, you guys can't have guns anymore. There's going to be enough, like, people got fucking. I mean, this is like a bad try, though. It's horrible. Yeah, this is not going to work.

They had, like, there's no, like, they're doing shit over in China and Venezuela and stuff. Like, the stuff that's going on. on home right now is the fucking B team dude yeah so I mean this is really basic like even when I look at this up it's like this is fraudulent claims this is where a lot of this FEMA camp shit oh dude so when they dude when the gray state thing happened

let me just dude when I tell you when that kid when that guy killed himself they were like one of the articles that I read was like it was like something like this is what happens when you read too many conspiracy theories or conspiracy theories like killed a guy killed a family but um this guy was saying that This is a claim that if American...

That's a crazy thing to say. This is an ice guy. This is an ice guy who's suicided in New York. If Americans knew what the government was planning, they would rise up and overthrow it. And it's all about how they were going to, like, go after anybody that's a threat. Yep.

They were going to use ICE to do it. He knew about it. He's on the inside. Yeah, this makes complete sense. This is scary stuff. This is 2016? Yeah. That's when shit was like really starting to ramp up, too.

I'll try to find it. I read this like, fucking last week when that shit happened. I mean, dude, once this is all said and done, the smoke clears, there might be a Trump body count. For real. Well, did you see the plane? That's what I'm saying. The plane, the plane, the 33?

Like, the plane crash on. Was there a Clinton body count during the Clinton presidency? I was hoping you could tell me about this, because I don't know shit about the, this plane crash. It was like the super anti-Trump, anti-ice people. Is that true or is that fake? Yo. Or is this an ex post, dude?

I don't know if it's an ex post. I haven't been reading X honestly. I fucking have chilled on. next. Allegedly it's a bunch of anti-ice lawyers. Yes. And they crashed on runway 33. And someone said,

let there be light. Very weird shit. Okay. That sounds like. Is that real or is this fucking, because I, at this point, I wouldn't put it past them just to make shit up to fuck with me.

Yeah, that's, I think, half of my algorithm. Yeah. So like, here, don't say,

don't read this, but when I'm looking up to suicide note, this is the website I had to go to. Yeah. And look, there's great things on the internet. just because of the URL doesn't make everything wrong about it

but like they fucking I remember like the Jones end game crazy um that's he owns that URL that's his forever which I got FEMA camps for Americans yeah I mean that is what is going to happen and like dude I think they're going to do it

through some weird ass like they're going to tell you like they're like you're like you were saying they're at the end of a debt cycle so money is about to be like money hasn't been real for like... Dude, I don't want this. The longest time. No, I don't want, I don't want this. When I was going through, I was like sitting there shuffling through old clips.

I have an old clip where literally I have the original time that Trump says make America great again. Whoa. Yeah, dude. I don't want this. You know what? Trump's made more money now through crypto. Yeah.

Then he did his whole fucking life. He's a businessman. He's a smart businessman. What do you mean? That's what businessmen do. They're good with this shit. He hurts. Yeah.

Oh, what? He hurts me. You think, like, obviously, dude, we start getting money. It's over. No one's getting money anymore. Yeah, like, I was sitting there going like, oh, damn, something must be up with Iran. And then I'm like, why are they going over there? Well, first of all, what they're going to do is they're going to take all these Patriot missiles we have that are just chilling in Europe.

Blow them up. We have to use them because we have new missiles. That's insane. Why can't we just stop all missiles? Honestly, if I think about it, we might have a deal worked out with the Iran. To put on a little bit of a show for the Israelis. Like, what's that movie or show? Zero, zero, zero.

Yeah. And we got to get rid of our, um, all of the Patriot missiles that we've been storing up in Germany and in Eastern Europe. So we're just going to use all them up because we got new ones. And just hit mountains. And we're just going to hit stuff. I mean, that would make complete sense. I don't know who the hell.

And they probably told China because G's having problems over there. And it's like, yo, man. His days are numbered. Are you guys cool if we peace out for a week? Yeah. Dude, they're fucking, like, there's people in China eating season rocks. If you wanted to stop this. That's fat-ass shit.

Yeah. If you wanted to stop this thing, they need diesel every three days. That's... All you got to do is cut this off, dude. You can't. I mean, you could if you had a military. No one does. Nobody touches them.

That's the same thing. They just roam around the planet. Tons of diesel. Dude, we're going to blow up these patriots. You guys cool with that? And someone probably bought them. Yeah, dude. Some fucking retardant.

I'll buy them if you guys favor me. It's like lords and vassals, dude. These people are like, I'll do whatever the fuck you want. I saw this thing that they were saying that when that shit went down with the Iranian revolution or whatever, it was... Like, 79, you mean? No, no, no, like the thing that... The protest and the protest and shit like that. That's why I want to read this Rise and Kill First book, because I think they just purged the Mossad.

Yes, that's what... You didn't look this up? No, I just, I saw it and I was like, yeah, I'm going to have to crack this soap. Because I've been watching that little drummer girl. She knows, maybe. I like Florence Pug or whatever. She's hot. Like, I fucking like watching her show.

I don't know who she is. You know her she is. I'll show her to her. Florence Pugh. But, um. I just like that last name, honestly. What do you call it? She's in, uh, this is a John LaCarr.

Like, all this, I love John LaCarr books. So that's what Rise and Kill First is? No, Risen and Kill First is. like an actual book on the Mossad. Oh, wow. But, like, John O'Cardtari writes, like, spy movies, like Tinkertelah, Silver Spy, a little drummer girl.

This is all about how, like, the Mossad is, like, they'll use terror. Terror is theater. Yeah. And, like, this is way before Americans could even understand this stuff. Because we were in La La La Land. We were watching the fucking Wonder Years and shit.

These guys are over there. What's that guy's name? Who? The Fons. That's a different show. But, um... Yeah, like, they, uh, they're over there.

doing shit. This is her. Oh my. So she's a little drum girl like, so basically what it is is the dude from in the show out of nowhere. The British intel. I'm not right. The British. The British.

Who is the grandmother. What's the dude? Who is, um, all right, I got to go back into the Thrones. It's the Game of Thrones? Dad. Show me a dick from Game of Thrones. It makes me want to kill me. dude, yeah.

They got a fucking, all prosthetic dicks are huge. Casterly Rock. Oh, okay. They were we talking about here. The dude who owns Cassily Rock? Tar. Yeah. Yeah.

Fucking. I mean, you're asking me actors names. Lord. No, I'm talking about the lords, bro. Like, it's the midget and then his hot brother. Dinklage? Oh, Little finger. Not Little finger.

It's Dinklage. And then the brother, the fuck's his sister. Susie. Yeah. Lannister. Yeah. Yeah. So, Lannister, I'm here all night.

The old man, Lannister, is in Little Drummer Girl, and he's talking about back in the day he used to go to Israel when he was a British guy, and he would try to deal with these little fucking kids, and they were savages. And he, like, he, like, interrogated one of the little Israelis. And he's like, he knew that day that he made a little drummer boy. Because, like, he fucking, you radicalize someone.

Yeah, it's probably so easy over there, too. But it's a real pro, it's like a real pro-Masad, It's, but they re-relead, they, it was a Diane Keene movie, but they remade it into a TV show back in like 2018, something like that, 2017. But, like, really doesn't sit well now after what has gone on. But it was like a real promisade thing. This book's real promisod. This is like rising kill first. This is 700 pages of their Ws.

So this is all their great kills. And they're, they're, they're, uh, you know, they live in fear of being wiped out and no one coming to their aid and their state going away. so they have to assassinate everyone. They have the most assassinations out of everyone. Chronic bad friend. Since World War II, despite being the size of New Jersey, they've assassinated more people than anyone on the planet. Yeah, that's great, dude.

You guys definitely aren't fucking overreacting a little bit. You're not paranoid sociopaths? Yeah, that's what, like, when you have a good way of anti-manifesting and kind of manifesting at the same time, I think the shit you say just starts to happen. You're asking for good movies and shit like that. Like, you like Terminalist. I love it.

I like Jason Bourne type stuff. Yes. I love this stuff. All of this. And John LaCara stuff. Like, they're, like, they're going to have to get you cozy with being like, dude, I get two Gs a week. Whatever. It's cool.

I don't have to pay taxes anymore. Like, you're going to have. Oh, if Trump takes away taxes, dude. That's what it's going to, that's going to happen. It's the only thing that can happen. If Trump gives everyone 100K and no taxes, I mean, that's a whole other. He's going to take away taxes and give you UBI. because money isn't real.

But people are slicing throats for 75 and paying fucking and sitting there being like, I'm a good boy, here's my 1040. Oh yeah. Very much citizenship. I'll get it. I'll wear it around my neck. I don't care. Like they're going to like incentivize that.

And then all of the media is going to be owned by Larry Ellison. So it's going to be like. This is what I'm saying. Imagine. It's made by Palantier Studios. So it's going to be the best terminalist in the world. It won't be that weird in 10 years to be like, dude, shut up. Yes.

Like shut the fuck up It's gonna be like fucking troubles Shut the fuck up Not this is something that's never happened And if you Yeah This is They're gonna go like full board pre-crime

Like what are you texting? Yeah dude And they're gonna know where you're like Dude I fucking was like Joking around looking at brain watch it last night They'll be like kind of I bet you there'll be a little window Where you can be off the grid

And it'll be the same thing where they let you on the internet So when they let you on the internet, it was the Wild West, bro. Yeah. You do whatever the hell you want. Scancutt 42. There is like vines and stuff and everything. It'll be the same thing.

Like once there's full fucking pen opticon, digital control, like when you, when the algorithm, when the devices that are around you are coming at you at the same way that you're going, if it's a back and forth, there'll be a little window of like they'll let you be off the grid. so they'll let you be like I'm unplugged and there'll be a whole it's like having a flip phone

it'll be a whole bunch of people that'll be walking around me like I'm cool I'm not on that yeah and then the quadcopters come dude the new video games are terrifying they have fucking drone buzzing

the drones are going to start coming around you'll see them around yeah and they'll just scan your biometrics but oh he's still here yeah we're gonna go right now and you'll just live in the fear of that that'll come back that'll be for a while

that is fucking that's going to be like Ray dance what's it raised by wolves you'll be fighting I mean for me at least I'll be sitting there being like please not sins of the father let him live he had nothing to do with this yeah that's gonna be fucking crazy

I had a head injury in 2019 no one ever checked for my frontal loo makes complete sense dude that website you just showed me you fell 20 feet of course I fell on metal I love how it's like Oh, he hit his head. He became anti-Semitic as fuck.

It might be a thing. Does anybody study this? If you get angry enough, you're the fuck did this. Kanye, me too. Yeah, Kanye's fucking out of his mind.

Like, that dude is fucked up. Like, he sucked his cousin's dick. So, like, it should just be like, dude,

put him on an island somewhere and let him throw Donda concerts until he fucking dies. Dude, like, you fucked with that guy's head. so fucking bad. And the witches that he dealt with,

like the Kardashians and stuff like that, turned the man into an anti-Semite. Like that, I just watched a clip of a dude laughing. You know that through the wire, the Kanye West song? Yeah. He doesn't own any of that.

I really? Because he sampled a song, they're like, yeah, fuck you, we're going to take all of it. So, like...

It happens a lot. It's not, it's not from a car crash that you turn fucking like that. It's from getting fucked with by people. But, well, he's got a new album coming out in four days,

so let's help her run. Yeah, I'm sure. it's going to be fucking awesome, dude, because all of his other albums have been pretty fucking good lately. It's like, it is fucking crazy that this dude is still going.

And then, like, he's, like, this is going to be the entire internet because people just have to get crazier and crazier to get noticed. Because, like, Connie West is the blueprint for, like, how dudes act on the internet. I swear to God. Like, all this clad.

Bipolar me? Like, just going crazy. Like, everyone. I don't know. He's an eccentric dude. Like, there was way, like, dude watch I'm I know there's drugs involved but watch like the yellow teeth bowie stuff dude oh oh oh he was equally he was equally out of his mind you just didn't have Twitter yeah like yeah

I mean we live in a weird world yeah that you can't really compare it anywhere else like we're living in yeah I guess most rock stars do hit that where I was thinking about that was trust me David Bowie's been to where Kanye's been bro oh yeah yeah it's like who's taking all my money yeah that is I was just thinking about that that Like, you know the, all like the Faustian bargain shit with, like, Led Zeppelin and stuff? It's like, dude, it must have sucked so much dick to be Led Zeppelin, and then your boy dies. Like, people are like, oh, dude, Jimmy Page came and play guitar. Are you talking about Robert Plant Sunday?

Like, no, like John Bonham. Like, John Bonham dies. And there's, like, videos of Jimmy Page. And he had a Faustian bargain. Well, I don't know if Jimmy Page's Faustian bargain, the Robert Plant thing is one of the saddest things of all time. So he's in America and he hears it as five. year old's dead. And then when he goes back to England,

Jimmy Page didn't even show up to the funeral. So Robert Plan started to get paranoid about his friends. And I mean, when people are sitting there going like, why doesn't Led Zeppelin like do whatever? It's like, I mean, bro, like Robert Plan was a real one. Oh, yeah. He wanted his friends around.

Then he wanted to make the shower. Him and JPJ made the shower together. Yeah, man. But the thing is, is like, and I can relate to this, it's like, dude, you're living on that wavelength. But then when they don't show up, up. You start to sit there and go, oh, this is just business. You're just using me for my pipes. Dude, it's a thing, man. I didn't know. Because, like, people are like people. That was his little daughter.

Oh, I thought it was a son, whatever. Son or daughter, yeah. Well, they say that shit happened after the Bolescan house. I don't know, like, the thing with, uh, Jimmy Page, but. Yeah, like, Jimmy Page, Boleskin House was going down and then out of like after that following that fucking Robert Plants fucking kid dies. Yeah, it's his son. It's his son. His son was named Carrick Penn Dragon. Shout out

King Arthur. Yeah, so he dies and then the band doesn't own John Bottom goes. So like he was just like, that's my boy. The other guys were just in a band together. Or associates, yeah. So then it's yeah, then you're just associates. And it fucks shit up. It is. You know, and those guys thought that they were just

going to give them. space. It's all miscommunication. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But like I can relate to Robert Plan getting him with that. It's like, dude, he needed his bros. Obviously. I mean, if your fucking kid goes out, the bro bro-ship is the only thing. And it was out of a sudden

stomach thing. Like he got like he got sick and then died. It's like weird witchcraft shit. Like if you fucking look into the bluskin house, like it could be some of that shit because they were doing like crazy. I hope that's not related. I hope so either because that would fucking make it really hard for me

to go to sleep at night. I tried some bullshit the other night. Fucking Heberman was like, dude, if you wake up in the middle of the night. He remember it might be the biggest sigh up of, uh... He's such a liar. Of all of them. He was like, dude. Come on, man.

What? And Dorian was good. Dorian's good because Dorian Yates was on it, dude. Heberman just jerked off that he worked out with Mike Menser fucking over and over again. It's like, cool, dude. Fucker you're talking to Dorian Yates. Let's get into some conspiracy theories, bro. I love when Dorian, like, no matter who he's talking.

talking to we'll talk about how much he's read and how he just goes off on his own to look shit up yes obviously he does his own research that's what's up shot out to where he's yeah that's i was done i did cardio the other day and i was watching um edie bravo and adam carola and like he starts talking about coven and he's like dude it's just fake like it's not real at all like i had a jiu jitzu studio and i'm crawler's like yeah well some people did die he's like it's just the flu switched out it's like yeah how are people still trying to hold down that like it did affect old people that's what's fucking up any AI shit I mean that's fucked up

what that people are still talking like that because I mean if you look at the flu numbers this year it's crazy the flu how should we lock the world down yeah I mean you're getting dangerous I'm getting a little I'm getting a little nervous dude because last time I saw these kind of numbers dude

I wasn't allowed to go anywhere it was yeah it was fucking insane like I remember that's like half the thing that like I think that's how they like usher in this weird like police day thing. It's like what they did to people at COVID, it's like people coming back from war and they're like, I'm good. I'm just going to go back to work, man. Everything's cool. It's like. And nobody's, nobody's right. No one wants to talk about it at all because you did like an embarrassment ritual to yourself with a fucking needle. Yeah. So everyone's just like,

yo, what's the over? What's my draft king? Also, we can talk about this guy. Also, too, and those things happen, man, it expands when you, you did one, then you start seeing like a Floyd happen? Yeah. And you're like, I kind of did a weird thing too. What? You know what I mean? You're like, when you fell for one.

Yeah. I thought about that. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I fell for the fucking most funniest one, dude. And they locked everybody up for J-Says. All right, man. You know what I mean? So laugh it up.

Dude. But they're, you know, these lesser ones that a lot of people kind of ride and die with. Oh, yeah. There's people that are going to still hold on to COVID. You're like, eh, same as cute. It's literally, it's even worse. It's actually more dangerous than Q&on, even though everyone was trying to say Q is, dude, that is a highlighter you're trying to light a candle with right now. That won't work ever, dude.

Yeah, the fucking, I was thinking about that the other day other day. Like, you know how you can like see someone who did heroin? And if they did it long enough, they kind of get like a men face. Oh, yeah. I wonder if there's like a weird scabbed up, like a little shrunken face. I wonder if there's like that for like QAnon stuff. by that where it's like yeah I was fucked up for a while like you can I think there's a porn addict face actually I think so yeah you explain no I just think that there's like dudes that like yeah like a soy

it's like a tired no it's like a tired blue light doping an addict I mean take a look like I'm telling you dude the like I was watching something about like obviously I've never splurge on LF none of that shit not a brag fucking no judgment zone here but like that sophy rain chick making a hundred million i don't think it's real why not i think all of the only fan shit is just to get girls being like i could just make money selling my fucking body and do this like you have like all these fake people that are like oh this chick gets a hundred million dollars that's so much fucking money bro i bet you it's real you think so a hundred there's that many gooners in the world I guess so. It's a crazy...

India is a subcontinent, dude. It's its own continent. I couldn't imagine what that would be like. Like, if you're a dude just Mumbai living... It's just a buck. I'm saying, you're Mumbai living. And you're just seeing... I mean, I'll look it up.

Chicks that are like bottom of the barrel in New England. And then you just get on Pornhub and see the hottest women ever. It kind of makes sense that, like, they're always trying to fight Pakistan. Was it a hundred million? Yeah, she got a hundred a million. Let me see. That's a fuck ton of money, dude. for like not that much work.

Like $100 million. I mean, that's total. Yeah. So, 95 million in late. Yeah, I mean,

that's total from all time. Oh, I thought she made like $100 million in a month. I was going to say that's like, no, yeah, Netflix numbers. It's total.

In 2025, she had been at 95. So she made 10 million in the last, she made $5 million in the last, she made $5 million in the last, like, quarter. Okay, okay. I thought she made $10 million.

$500 a quarter? Would you give her that? $5 million a quarter? I'll give me that. Sorry. I digress. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

When I was looking for clips for the intro, I was getting hit with like, I don't know if it was the AVNs or like some porn festival just happened. You sent it to me. Did I send you the one that the guy was like, I put up my iPad all my girlfriends back while fucking her doggy style and watch your videos? You didn't send me that. Dude.

You sent me some dude fan. boy and Angela White. Oh, yeah. I saw that. No, there's a dude. Like, dude, like, the people that they are making are going to take UBI.

It's like, if you take away, like, if someone's that addicted to porn, the only thing you have to do is take porn away from them, dude. Dan Trump says, you can't have guns, you can't walk in with guns. You just can't.

You can't walk in with guns. The guns said it better myself. That guy's gone, dude. I mean, don't they have, like, um, gun fucking protests. Who? Like doesn't like...

Like two A dudes? Like yeah. Yeah. It happens all the time. I mean... And Paul Birdsong of the Black Panther Party put a hole in a fucking cop's chest, brother. What's ice going to do with that?

I mean, that's what I'm saying. Like, this is dividing everyone and conquering them. Like, they're making these like squads that are like very solid. I mean, I don't... I don't... For real? At this point, the way... Like, you're telling me that the media...

coming into one. Yeah. An app coming into one. This shit is worse than anything. So you can sit there and be like, oh my God. Like you can sit there like you're sitting there wondering if that guy shouldn't have got shot. Yeah. This is worse than COVID.

What is? The ice. Worse than COVID. What they did to us in COVID with COVID lockdowns. You know, you can go shake your head. No. This hasn't even started yet. Oh, that's what I'm saying.

At this point, this is, it's a, it's, ramping up to be what you're saying. The president just said you can't have guns and there's roaming fucking packs of fucking faggots walking around trying to dress up like the SS dude. I mean, Himmler's suss. Go watch that guy walk around. I get what you're saying now. What this could well that's like literally when you sit there and like eventually you'll like you can sit there and go I don't know man yeah I don't want to you want to like fence it and be like I don't know dude like I don't be the fucking right wing. Yeah, yeah. It's like, yo man, they fucking shot a dude that didn't have a gun.

You know how they know he didn't have a gun? They took it off of them. Yeah. I mean, that's what I'm saying. Are you allowed to have guns or not? If we lose their guns, we're Australia. We're fucked. And then it's Bondi Beach every fucking weekend. Yeah, we're going to have refugees coming, stabbing your girlfriends all the fucking time. There's nothing you can do about it. That's what I'm worried about is like, when are they going to fucking have some, the other shoe drop where it's like... It's weird that they conveniently defy the...

everybody into like pink-haired fucking queens. Yes. And a lot of other dudes. A lot of other questionable men. And yeah, that's what I'm saying. But like, they're fucking, like now they're trying to divide the right. Like it was easy to get the left wing all into this weird lockstep fucking like super gay. Whatever the fuck they do.

It's going. They like to, they like to fucking for some reason, dude. They're a person. They have, they have this down to a fucking type. They love the boss people. around. What, liberals? Yeah. They love to fucking get in your face. They love power. They love power and they love the rules.

Yes. Which I don't understand. Yes. Like this. But the right the right wing people should not be okay with this. They're not, that's what I'm saying. This is fucking the second amendment dude is the only reason. Dude, trust me. Yeah. The fucking government coming at you like this. This is worse than fucking. COVID was like, please wear

a mask. Stay six feet apart. Yeah. Yeah. COVID was not dudes walking around with maybe. or maybe not government immunity killing white Americans. Yeah, true. Yeah, that's what like, if they fucking,

if this goes down, like what they're going to have to do in order to like separate the whole right wing thing, like it's going to have to be more sophisticated than COVID, stay home. Well,

they just change Zionists to fucking hate speech on TikTok. The word Zionist. So I mean, let's just fast forward, bro. Where do you think this ends? up. Not that great. Yeah. Do you think this is going to, yo, do you think this is going to be about immigrants in fucking seven years? No, probably not. Yeah, probably not, right?

Who owns all this stuff? What are they trying to do? What's their main goal? Yeah, they're trying to make it a police state that kind of sounds like Gaza. Well, I mean, dude, maybe if they blow all of our shit up, we'll get new house. We can live with the workers. That shit's fucking crazy. That like new Gaza, new reader, whatever, righto, whatever that shit's called. Like, If they try to war game that out and do pull all, like, dude, all of the video games are just war in America. It's like NATO troops in America. So it's just like weird. Well, that would be where you would go for the pre-programming because Hollywood's done.

Yeah. And Netflix is just a graveyard of like. It just bought everything. They're just kind of like all current actors are going to just go beg for work from Netflix. They're fun. They're holding the whole bag. Yeah. There's nothing they can do except like the only thing they can do is make their.

own shit, which is so expensive and they can't do it. If Netflix is bringing in like four bill a month, you're not fighting against them. Yeah, right. Like, it's just like, they're making movies. Like, me and you were watching and it goes, why the fuck are they making these movies so stupid? Why at the end of his and hers does the grandma kill everyone? She had dementia and they had to explain the whole thing.

That's what happens at the end of his and hers. The grandma is pretending to have dementia. So if you're on episode two, the grandma's the call. The killer. Can I get a beer? She did it. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, that's the most enjoyment I got out of my entire week. There's no dopamine rush I got out of Twitter or anything. This is the only way you can fight this battle is the pole people out of this fucking slot. They're all watching. He's like, oh, see his and hers yet? No, on the second episode. The grandma has the message.

She killed him. I hit three people with that. It's the fucking greatest thing in the world. I haven't thought. releasing them from the goy bean yeah just like dude get off this stuff like stop watching maybe i fucking like because i was watching all my nieces and nephews play xbog or play super nintendo and there's so much shit that i've just kept in the tool belt i've completely forgot about because like it used to be like if you could turn someone's video game off it was the most rage inducing thing you could possibly

do to someone and they were chasing it's really fucked up actually it's fucking insane to hit someone's reset button on the Xbox is fucking rich. And that's not even like, dude, we used to live in a world with no saves. I know. There was like four or five games that actually saved. Yep. Super Mario World, it does save. I'm such an idiot.

I actually beat Bowser, by the way. No problem. Not a big deal. Just throw the show. Wait, it saves on your thing. Oh, no. You're talking about the world. Okay.

Super Mario World. Yeah. On Super Nintendo, it will save. Right. Just if anyone's playing. Just go to the ghost house. You'll be able to save again if you get real far. It's 2026.

dude. I'm just saying. If you do, like dude, you say that. This is a message to the past. There is a world of people on YouTube shorts that talk about speed running Super Mario. Like, it's back when games are pure. I actually had the argument with Gibles that Super Mario

Brothers may be one of the greatest games of all time. The original? Super Mario World. World. Yeah. Super Mario World literally might be one of the greatest games of all time. That's just my personal opinion. Obviously there's like sick-ass games, but like I hold that up as the Beatles of video games.

Oh, really? Yes. And high up? Wow. You could give it to anyone, but fuck yes, you know, I've never heard of anyone

say fuck this, dude, turn this off. I hate it. It is funny that you say Beatles because Mario did have its own mania.

It did? Yeah. Okay, so maybe I'm not wrong. Yeah. She was trying to argue me saying Pokemon, the thing was,

I was like, you just like anime. Just a different generation, dude. You're Japanese. This isn't for you. Yeah. That's pretty much all I did,

and I just. just keep getting fucking sick. Also, I looked that up, dude. They have a name. Remember all the fog happened? Yeah. They have a name for that. It's called FogVid 24.

What do you mean? Like all those like weird fog in Florida and stuff. Oh, you're saying it's like a kind of video? It's a name for what happened. It's called FogVit. Okay, but did they explain why? They just say that it was a natural like weather thing. But like the shit, the snow stuff is crazy because there's so much shit on it.

Like, dude's trying to burn it or whatever. And the snow, like, you text me that? You're the one that thought up with the flaming plows, right? What's that? Are you the one that came up with flaming plows? Come on, bro. Obviously. My buddy Ricky hit me with, they should come out with voice-activated plows, and they do have them.

Someone patented that. A voice-activated plows? Yes, dude. How? How does that work? It's a hands-free. So you could just go, you just tell it what to do. Oh, just go, like, left, right, up, down.

That's actually pretty good. Yeah, Ricky came up with it, but it already exists. I don't understand. But then I texted him back. I was like, dude, I think Billy came up with flames. Flame throw a plow. But I don't think it'll work because apparently snow doesn't melt like that. It's been debunked.

I watched the dude flame throw it. Like, there's definitely some shit in there. And I've never thought about that until a little while ago. Or like in the middle of winter, yeah, they call it under the weather for a reason. I'm just telling you that right now. You're under the weather. Yeah. They call it because you're literally.

under the weather. Always. But the, um, like that gray sky can't see anything above, they could get away with murder up there, dude. And like, yeah, they could put aluminum, whatever. I just don't know what to what, to what end. And I'm not quite, I'm not, I agree. I'm not questioning like being a dick. I'm just going to just thought experiment back and forth. Just thought experiment of like, I mean, dude, like, I can only in my mind right now, if I had to like focus my energies, like, I am a little. little twisted up because I'm watching this stuff

online and I don't really care that much. I'm dreaming big dude. I'm like I'm thinking about my hermitage and fucking doing land works and stuff. But in reality what's going on in America is do you remember a couple years ago when Joe Biden, remember Joe Biden?

Yeah. Remember he let all the immigrants in? Yeah, they like fucking plowed down the gates. They showed you immigrants all the time. Yep, they had the photo ops too So like, because they got to show them to you They're gonna go do something with them Yeah, yeah And they gotta get you kind of pissed off

That they're even here They gotta tell you that they're getting all kinds of money They gotta put them up at fancy hotels In New York Manhattan that you would want to go to 5,000 And I walked, I walked by like a hundred I thought they were waiting for a bus, dude I walked by like hundreds of these freaks

Just waiting to go out by the time square And they're just gonna go in They're gonna go stay at like nice ass fucking rooms and like if you're a regular dude and you try to go to fucking New York Manhattan you're a veteran it's going to be like 200 plus a night and it might not have AC

in the summer. Yeah, that's crazy. You know, this kind of shit I'm just saying like this is the kind of shit that goes on. But like they showed you all the fucking immigrants. Yes. They told you how much money

they're spending on them. They told you that they're getting all kinds of free Gibbs. FHA loans on houses. Then it was quiet. Yeah. And then Trump gets in and then it's like obviously

liberal meltdown. In the beginning, when Trump was running, he was talking about setting up all this ice stuff. All this ice stuff, dude, is not even... It's not even... It's why J.D. Vance is his vice president. Yeah, it's not even close to... Like, Minneapolis isn't even where they are. They're all on the border, right?

No, dude, they're like... They are in cities. Yeah. Like, fucking Minneapolis is not even in the top ten. Why are they showing us this place? True. Like, there's something going on that's bigger. Theater.

It's theater. It's terror. It's terror. It's theater. It's little drummer, little drummer girl stuff. Yeah, that's what,

like, that shit where, like, they're going to do some, like, what was it? How many miles in from the border? A hundred miles in from the border they can enforce? Yeah, I don't remember all this is this shit that we talked to Whitney.

Yeah. That was a while ago. But like, that's a hundred, like, what she is saying is 100% on and, like, what we were saying earlier,

like, in order to fuck with the, like, the right wing has got some bona fides with, like, COVID and, like, doing all that shit.

In order to get those dudes broken down to a point where, like, they turn into fucking libtards, it's going to have to be a very sophisticated thing. Like, the guy that got all the contracts for the, a lot of the immigrants was a military guy. His name is John Allman. He runs this thing called Endeavors. He was an Air Force guy. And he got a lot of the money for the immigrants staying in the hotels. And Hilton's.

And there was Hilton's. That's nice. And it's just like There's something going on I don't know what's gonna They're trying to be like get like I don't think it's going to be like what the gray state shit was Yeah

When Jones Jones famously will tell you a lot of truth stuff 99% And then Yeah And hit you with like a couple of curve balls It'll send you out on left field Yeah that'll make people laugh at you

But like A lot of the shit that he used to say is fucking true Yeah And I don't know if it's like Americans in FEMA camps or whatever, but it's definitely not cool what's going on. No. And this is not what anyone voted for. There's not anyone, there's no fucking... You voted for me in tweets and cheap games.

There's no fucking maggot people that are like, this is what I thought we'd be shooting white people in the streets of Minneapolis. Let's go. That's not it, dude. And you can sit there and say whatever the fuck you think it is actually going on, that's actually what happened. Yeah. I was really fighting for Trump to get in so he could mow down lesbians, but I just... honestly it makes me I mean if you hate lives so much

that you think they should go get killed I mean you're twisted fuck I'm not a vindictive kind of guy I know what they did to me and that was fine they were they lost their way like I just want them to stop the drag queen story hour I don't want them to die stop you know maybe instead of

donate a bunch of money to immigrants that have nothing to do with your country or life donate to people or like the shit like the really fucked up shit is like um you sit there and you run on the deep state and all this stuff. And like clearly the deep state is going to be arms dealers, fucking weird blackmailing pedophiles. Guys that like get us in a fucking,

like the CIA gets us in all these snags, dude. Yeah. But the amount that might not be good for the American people anymore. So here's the deep state. And you're like, oh yeah, but actually dude, he was cool when I chilled with him. And while are we still talking about this guy? That's not what we voted for.

No. I mean, he was talking about Bill Clinton. and he's a lot of problems with that island. He talks about Anthony Wiener's laptop. None of this shit has came to light. We've lost more rights under Trump than anything. Really? COVID, all that shit.

Like, it was all started under fucking Trump. He's still bragging about Warp Speed. Yeah, fuck that, dude. I mean, Warp Speed, it's the end of the road. I know they're going to get us riled up in three years if Trump makes it. That's so far away. As far as time goes since it has slowed down. they should try to get him out for this fucking gun shit

you got the president's in there going yeah you can't carry guns yeah he's Andrew Jackson and then his fucking imagine if Obama was saying this shit dude they'd freak out I don't want to be that guy but imagine Bill trump kids exactly imagine if it was Don Jr. That's what was like that all that shit with the fucking ice like I watched this one fucking thing where they're like Trump the Trump squad has made so much money on crypto yeah and you're like oh this is just what they're doing yeah and the rest of it's just They get told they get handed like their little scripts for the day.

I mean, they ran it. They got their handlers. I mean, dude, they shot him. They shot him and raided his house. I mean,

I'll give Trump this. They shot him. He's not. They pretended to shoot him. Bro? It's not real. It's all theater. That was a Nick.

His, dude, he's got bruises on his hand from taking aspirin. I know. He got nicked in the ear and it grew back and like, it grew back so quick. That would be bleeding for like three years. if you were that old. Let him rest in peace.

What is wrong with you all? No, if you let Charlie just fucking rest, you're putting off of those fucking videos of Erica doing that shit. Dude, can you do me a favor real quick on YouTube? I just wanted to try this experiment out

so we're on record. I've looked up if it's a troll. Just pull YouTube up real quick. And I'm like, I don't think anyone's trolling. I'm really confused here. All I need you do. do is pull up um youtube and just type elton john your song you don't have to play the song i just want

you to type in elton john your song and i just have a few other ones i'm going to have to go through just to make sure that this is a real thing if you search this and just tell me what is the top comment i need to know this just for my own good and just so we're the first people to break this news that something is happening on the internet. But I mean, what version of this song? Doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't matter.

Just Elton John, your song. Don't even do a lie. Just do like the first one that pops up. Elton John, your song, what is the first comment? Because I've been through every genre

and almost all of them are the same, dude. It's going to be, I was 15 years old when this song first came out. It was 1971. Every single, one of these songs, I thought it was just old boomer stuff, and then I sent you that Silver Sun pickup song, and that kid was like, dude, 15 years ago, this song came out,

I'm 30 now. And every single comment is the same thing. It made me look up, do you get paid for top comments on YouTube? Because I don't understand why anyone would comment this shit. It makes no fucking sense. What's the top comments? It was the first song for you and a set that I gave to my girlfriend. 33 years ago.

Yeah. Now I'm 57 and she passed away. Next comment. She left last weekend. I miss her, but I still have this song alive here with me. RIP Cassia. Next song. Next fucking comment.

January 2026, anyone? Okay. Depression, gone. Anxiety, gone. Tears gone. Elton, John. All right. Now do Brandy by the looking glass.

I need to see what this is because, like, dude, it is. every single song I look up and then that one song I showed you the rain song that chick sang every one of those songs like this is a beautiful girl if this was if this was 50 years ago I'd ask her out like there's dudes going fucking wild

both my parents died at the beginning of this year I was named after this song it's great to be able to sit here and listen to it and know that they named me after such a beautiful lyrical art all right now do haul of notes she's gone Every single fucking comment is my mom died, my dad died. And it's without failure.

Every single time this shit fucking happens. I feel like I'm on fucking stranger things being the radio lesbian girl. She's gone is going to obviously be I was born. I was this old when this came out. Top comment. Give it to me. Give me the top comment. Just lost my.

my wife five months ago and every time I hear this song I started to think about her I miss my wife so very much I know she's in a better place where there's no more pain and suffering exactly I love you baby thank you and I will see you again when my time is up here on earth okay into the mystic van Morrison every single fucking one is a death dude it's either I'll go I'll go to a better fucking like more upbeat. I mean, you're in a genre. Okay. Guns and Rose is welcome to the jungle. Hit G&R. Welcome to the jungle.

Guaranteed, bro. It goes across all genres. There's none of them that are different. Every single one starts with this. What is it? I'm a 20 year old survivor of stage 3 isophageal cancer today.

September 25th, 2025. So it makes me feel so grateful to be less than 1% to survive 20 years. States 3. This is crazy. Go welcome to the jungle.

See if it changes up the tune at all. It's gonna be like, dude, me and my brother used to listen to this. He's dead now. Every single comment of every song, dude. It's just dude's chucking. It's like every one of these people

Skankan Con 42. Chucking out memorabilies. What? I played this song on my grandfather's funeral. And he would be Hyptons turned up the volume. You can't get away from this shit, dude.

Look up Freebird Leonard Skinner. I mean, you're just pet. You're asking for her. Free bird's easy. I can't think of one that's not going to have this comment. I mean, this is the most. What is it? Stealth is optional for this mission.

This comment will get buried, so if you see this, I hope you have a great day. Okay, so we're getting a little normal now. Nobody ever mentions the drummer Okay I mean free bird's honestly surprised Because every single I thought that would be the worst Rolling Stones fucking

sympathy for the devil That'll probably get you something good I was just fucking blown away Once because like we're looking at all this shit And then I hit Silver Sun pickups And it's like I'm fucking 30 Yeah I mean that that's really fucked up When you start hitting like the

This song is 57 years old just let that settle in 57 years yet it sounds like it could have been released yesterday a true masterpiece of music all right Pete Charlie Watts I'm so devastated these are like

these are gonna be the fucking craziest things I mean give me something from your time though something from my time yeah I'm trying to think what would be a song from my time

that would song from your time though that like I mean, you're an old dog. What do you want? You're an older dog. Early 2000. I mean, you tell me, you're a heyday. Hit your heyday.

Think of the dude that's your age that would write this comment. 50 cent candy shop. 50 cent candy shop was one of the horniest fucking music videos I've ever seen in my life. But it is rap, though. They might not have these comments, yeah. You could get it with. They're not soft. Little talks, Mumford and Sons.

That would probably fuck it. Top comment. Eight year old me, I take you to the candy shop. I let you let the hot lollipole. Do Mumford and Sons little talks. I think that's the same people. That's where we get a little more emotional. Candy shot.

There's a kid. If you look up with a video, I used to watch all of his covers. This kid Ian Candy Shop is one of the funny. What's it called? Mumford's on what? No. Is it Mumford's Little Talks?

Little talks. Yeah. Bro, this was fucking absurd. I watch this shit. Honestly, God, I might have hypersexualism. I had no idea what any of this shit, Matt. Oh, here you go. Who sings it?

Of Monsters' men. Monsters' men, yeah, sure. This has to be a dead person. Did I get it right? No, it's not there yet, but it's getting there. It's like, my husband and I used to listen to this song. It's not there yet. It's coming now.

It's coming. once it gets all up there you go oh my this is probably the salt mines dude

it's like top 40 comments of dead people I'm 71 song makes me cry like a baby the closer you get to the end the more profound the song becomes

these dudes are staring down death store clacking away on YouTube comments this is fucking crazy dude that's what I was like this is fucking a problem.

Dudes are giving away out way too much information on this shit. The boomers are, like the boomers will go and write like this profound thing on fucking YouTube. Here you go. Oh my God. I lost my three-year-old son.

Fucking a cancer. One billion views. Obviously. This guy's humongous. 440,000 comments, dude. Yeah, dude. This is like, you go and you lose the most important person

chuck it on on the way home plugging in the ox and chucking this song on I could see to be pretty positive though was top comment oh it's just one billion

view it's like he recorded this in one take at 3 a.m. in a studio like gave him yeah it's a legend Steve Ravon, Riviera Paradise a hit play and he finished right as a recording ran out of tape that's the first time ever

saw it actually on Riviera Paradise is like dude my mom's dead this son reminds me over that was like 2021 2020 see what Afro Man gives us nothing that's all jokes their stuff Jester Max Hold on I'm gonna punch my face real quick Top comment If smoking weed causes a short-term memory loss then what does smoking weed do There are jestervaxing on fucking YouTube comments, dude.

Like, stairway to heaven. Give me that, and that's my last one. Okay. Stairway is probably pretty emotional. Led Zeppelin fans really like to let it all out on the comments, honestly. This is what you were getting hit with in, like, the best movies. 93 years old. Fuck, dude.

Two wars. Brighing him wars. Makes the fucking song. Two words. Five kids, nine grandchildren. The song brings back memories of my past exclamation point. Yeah.

I don't talk to my kids. My dad, Edward Led Zeppelin. He passed on his taste of music. Last Wednesday, he passed away. He's like... My dad died of brain cancer last month. Yeah, dude. This was one of his favorite songs.

What's the next one? There's a good lore in here, too. Yeah, I mean... It's a lot of, like, who's here in 2026. Obviously. I'm trying to find one that's an actual comment. They have no feeling for comments. These are real commenters, dude.

Yeah. Sitting their jugger out comments. Only tell me fucking bad shit that has happened to you. This song will probably be played and beloved for centuries. We're not going to have money anymore, buddy. You probably can't listen to Led Zeppel. We're going to be hiding from drones. You'll probably get five minutes of Leaplein if you kill a gossip.

Yeah. Like, oh, there's still one living. I mean, if they incentivize killing, that's going to be on. I mean, that would be tough. They gave like 50 grand signing bonuses. All I could think about it. This is, if you tell me, like, who, what age groups comment in the most. Yeah.

It's the bros above me. Oh, yeah. It's the Gen Xers, dude. They have no concept of cringe. It's just like, these guys think they're on the internet like a, like a zoomer is. Yeah, they have zero concept of cringe. What song is this? November rain.

Oh my God. I'm surprised there's not more pussy bragging, honestly. My dad asked this song to be played at his funeral. There we go. He actually passed away in November on a cloudy day. I sang this for him. Hit without fail. Like every song.

I mean, I have to hit this one. Bring it full circle. Is it a nice size baby? This was a monster. hit. Armageddon? Yeah, true. I proposed to my wife to this sound. The song was our first dance at our wedding.

The song was played at her funeral. In 0-7, every time I hear it, it makes me cry. Are you fucking kidding me? I miss my wife. I'm only 41. What the fuck, dude? I can't do any more, Bill. How the fuck did that just happen? I can't do any more of these, dude.

I can't do any more of these. I knew it. It's every song. It has 726. replies. That's what I'm saying. Dude, I had to look up, do you get money for top comments? Because, like, people are going

hard as shit on this stuff. That's tough. Like, you could change. That took some lushe. I mean, dude. It took lushe, bro. You could change the world of commenting if you just held it down like this in every comment section. Just put the saddest thing

impossible in your life. I mean, that's how you get it out. This is unreal, bro I proposed to my wife to this sound This song was our first dance at our wedding This song was played at her funeral in 07 Oh, bro That's what are

My mom would play this while cleaning when I was a kid How I would give anything to go back to those days Jamming to this song with her I miss you mom RIP It's every song You can do anything, dude. At some point, someone is like, dude, I listen this. This was my brother's favorite song.

It was also played it during his funeral. I miss you so much, bro. One day we'll meet again. Is this one like the Indian bots, too, to, like, train? That's where they get the levels up? When you got a build an Indian? I got seven hundred twenty-seven lives on this. Oh, my God, I love the song.

body these are the ones that are wild this song has so much memories for me Bruce Willis in the movie Armageddon felt like he was a father figure to me whether that whether that movie or the diehard movies he set the standard

for girl dads in my generation so sorry to hear when he got ill I still cry when I hear this song well done Stephen Tyler that can't be real people Yeah, it is. How? I don't know.

That or the internet's dead. These might be the people who killed it. This is not cool. People gotta keep that shit in until they fucking die. Well, we're good there. Fayed out on this.