WAR MODE - Maroni Sent Us

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

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You got me. You got me. Well played, Jewish people. Well played. I just had to be psychologically evaluated by a therapist because of my postings online. Hi, guys. It's me, Chops, and my friend, online. Here we go again. Welcome to Wardmo.

We're all just still in here. Hey, Bill. What we're doing. I want. Trust me. I've got a ton of research on this. Fuck the science. Fuck the fact.

The retort match. Welcome to reality. Can you say that again? Because all I speak is swaggin'ee. One, let's throw my life away. Brother, may I have some oats? I am starving, brother. I see my brother.

Jew, yes, Lord. Dude. Hey, where has your Knicks been, man? No juice. No juice. Forget juice. No juice. Hello y'all.

Ooh-hoo. It's been a long week. by a guy's him. It's my birthday and not too shabby. Not too fucking shabby. Damn. You don't know how to have that. You don't know how to make that happen, do you?

What? I need a way to romance to a young woman and plant your weasel and let his work. I'm gonna show you the right way. I'm going. I'm going! Thank you. Pulling over. It's not a big deal.

I'm just... You're kind of new. You're like Ian, P-in me because you're telling me that Mormon is a dude and that there is that Joseph Smith was actually talking to God. Yeah. That there was golden tablets, a bunch of them are missing or something like this. But anyway, the Mormons are in the fucking FBI and the CIA and you tell me all this

to tell me Charlie Kirk's alive. Yeah. Well, why are you doing this to me? I don't know. That's what I'm saying. I swear to God. I like... You've become an absurdist.

I might literally just go to paper Because like trying to read shit on my computer and like on my phone I got the printer Yeah I know I'm saying like I read shit now And like dude I read so much shit on the Mormons yesterday Watch documentaries everything Just vanishes out of my brain

I swear to God it's like some I mean you text me yesterday Dude hold on I can't help This fucking killed me man I have to go back because I'm like I can't help with this. I'm sorry to do this, but Charlie Kirk is alive.

Because like, it's so- Lies, brother. It's so fucking annoying. Lies. Like, you- Dude, I feel so retarded for believing anything else. And then you go, when are we getting the inversion table? Yeah, I'm going to get taller.

The thing is fucking insane because, like, people get so fucking bad out of shape when you're like, yo. I think this might have the keep believe. This guy who thinks fucking Charlie Kirk died. He's like, dude, we're on a fucking ball. I mean, the comments are great because I never see it. Like, if you don't see it like a take or something, if everybody's, because they funnel you into like the thing that's acceptable, even in the, it's from that controlled opposition

thing I say. Yes. So they have like a thing that you're allowed to say, you're out here. You're in left field. You're out. I heard it one time on the real world versus road rules where a guy introduced himself and he's like, I'm the kind of guy. sees the sign and says, don't push the red button.

I push it twice. Yeah. That's me. So, I mean, you're going to retard max. You don't care. You see it. But that's what I'm saying. But then in the comments.

Smeer campaign. It's like, obviously. In the fucking thing, it's like, oh, yeah, obviously it'd be a pink mist. It's like, dude, are you guys shooting people in the neck all the time? Like, I don't know what it looks like. Well, that's what tripped me the fuck out because, like, I was raised by Holly Weird, bro. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

Like, you know what's a fucktop movie? That movie him. I'm on a sports kick right now. Dude, why did you watch that? I saw that trailer. I was like, no. It's very, like, symbolic. Yeah, it's very...

Isn't it like a Key & Peele guy? Yeah, but I never saw any of their other movies, so I thought I'd give this a spin. Yeah, they tried... When I looked up, when I was doing my shit last night, my Google search is fucking insane. I can't read it out loud currently, but, like, my Google search,

it was, like, racist Asian guy, and then after that, it was, what's the best psychological thriller? Michigan plates? right in that is what is the best psychological thriller like that's how deeper goes they try to get me to watch Get Out

I was like nah fuck that I'm watching Get Out It's not gonna be scared for you It's not my bag I've been watching American Horror Story Apocalypse That's probably why I feel fucking retarded But yeah I mean People just get so bent

Like I don't understand it Like you could come to me You're making this up Who's been out of shape? I get hit up people all the time Like you're such a fucking retard I can't believe you believe water is fucking sending

And it's like, why not? Why can't I believe that? You guys can go around and do whatever. If Joseph Smith can make up an entire, like, I watched that useful charge thing of that entire, like bloodlines from these Israelite tribes. Yes. From Babylon.

Talking back in the fact that. 3100 BC. Whatever, right? I'm watching that. And then like in the middle of it in my head, I like in the middle of it, I go, oh, shit, he made all this up. I've been listening to this for like 10 minutes. And I'm like, oh, he just made all this shit up.

Maybe. I mean, dude, he did. You do it. You make it. Someone is going through him. I'm saying Tolkien did it? Yeah, someone is like a thing that is not a... He put his head in a hat.

Yes. And he was like, this is what these tablets say. But there are tablets, which is fucking nuts. Allegedly. So there's allegedly, there's gold tablets. There was 13. That's what I'm saying. This is like Emerald Talets.

You know I love them. Well, the thing that is fucking crazy where it's like, it's almost like everything. Q happened. And people are like, like, Like, this is crazy. It was a great awakening. It was a great awakening. And then it got commandeered.

And some fucking psychos, absurdist, gatekeepers got on it and started doing crazy shit. Literally like, dude, Q was hitting you with, and not to bring this up, because obviously I did Q stuff and I'm not proud of it. But like, Q was hitting you with fucking facts. And then out of nowhere, and like, dude, you have all this AI stuff. Like, this has been, AI's been around for a long-ass time. think about the fucking if they have your data what they could have done

if they're like, Q's catching 16, we could fuck with schizophrenic people. Oh, you're talking about TIs? Yes. This actually did happen. I know. Half of those people that ended up

storming the Capitol or TIs. The people that weren't feds. Yeah. But, dude, do you see the PewDiePie thing? What PewDie Pye thing? He said you can make your, he's like showing people. He's like, dude, I made my own computer.

It can do AI, but they don't. it doesn't give the data back to the companies. Give me that. Yeah. So I don't know. You got to learn how to build computers. I don't know. Yeah, that's what I...

I'm a pen and paper guy, man. You should stick to that. For real. My synchromistic handbook. You should stick to that. Your book is spells. You know what's fucking nuts is, um, in the, for the AI stuff? We need to build all these gigawatts.

Tons of gigawatts, right? Dude, from 2005... We have one gigawatt. That's it? Yeah. Fuck. from 2005 to 2020

you definitely are because I just read it it. It's like hundreds. They need hundreds but they got plants. I mean the country added more than 100 gigawatts. Yeah but the plants can only make one gigawatt. Anyway, from 20, from 2005 to 2020, you're an absurdist. 2005 to 2020

before Biden or whatever we never added more power to our power making ability. If we should do one thing as a country is trying to make the most energy. Energy is everything. Nuclear power. However, however, you get it. Energy is fucking everything, man. Try not eating. You get tired. Yeah. I agree with you there. But that's from 2005 till when? 2020. For 15 fucking years, we never made any more energy. Also, too, during that time, dude,

Obama was like, yo, man, let's run siops on everybody and everyone should have a gay mentor. And it's legal. Whatever. A gay mentor? Didn't he just say that? It's like every black kid needs a gay guy or something? Yeah, that dude is fucked up. Like, that guy's for real weird. What do you call it? That nuke show. I was trying to remember the name for it. Now, I forgot.

But they had... Don't hit your name. It's not going to help. They had Idriselma be the president. Obviously. I was watching it. I was like, dude, this is such a serious thing. They might not even show a president.

You just have like a vague black screen. This is like a modern day Dr. Strangelove made for TV. I'm like, all right, cool. This will be cool. And out of nowhere, it's like black first lady in Africa on a safari. And I'm like, oh, fuck. Wait, what? was in the movie? That's in the movie, yeah. Spoiler alert.

No, a spoiler alert, but you do realize that the black chick that was in Africa during a big disaster was the lady from California when the fires were happening. She was on a safari in Africa when she was supposed to be in the palisades when it happened. They will regret you and your memory. I'm just saying fucking. But anyway, um, but Idriselba. Idriselva is the president and all he's talking about is fucking jump shot. And it's like, just getting mean. I'm just getting mad. And I'm watching.

It's like when you say Disney Channel movies are for kids. I hear you. But it's like this is for people who are like steamrolling at an 80Q or like, I've read book. Yeah, this is for, this is for people that are fucking trying. They want to feel smart. I'm just not sleeping, man. Okay. Yeah.

And I thought I could, I thought I was going to beast this, but I'm not. But so then they have them go to a WMBA game. Like, they're trying. And it's Angel Reese, not Caitlin. It's Angel Reese. Yeah. And then he tries. He tries to shoot a fucking jump shot, but he's British.

He throws basketball in my dad. Yeah, that's what I'm saying? Like, this shit is like, it's like, what's that one with the Obama's made? Where is the end of the world? Oh, yeah. It's the same thing. It's just like the low... That one had a lot of symbols in it, like him.

Yeah. I am him. This is... That's what I'm saying. It's a fungdown movie. Don't watch it. I saw the trailer and I was like, dude, I feel like a lot of this stuff is just like... It was like a third of the way.

And I'm like, dude, this might be good. And then at the end, I was like... It's demoralization. Everything you watch and want to enjoy, they have to make you feel fucking bad about it. Great sports docs going on right now, though. Which ones? The Cowboys one was great.

Oh, I got to watch that one. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I swear to God, everything. The Alan Iverson one's great. Philly versus the mob. Yeah, that was a good, Gus. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, buddy.

That was good. That was good. Maybe that was just because it's for me. But it's like, dude, I'm like, are we just... So Charlie's alive. Yeah, sorry. I was going to say, are we like the minority now? what the hell's going on there.

I just fucking, people get their fucking panties in a bunch when you should be able to say whatever the hell you want. Like there should be no fucking rules. You should be able to entertain fucking everything. Because like, dude, if you're going to straight up sit there and tell me that a fucking guy

texted in a group chat, I had the opportunity to kill Charlie Kirk and I'm going to go do it. You know who would? Like, if I was going to kill Charlie Kirk, I would go ask him a fucking question at point-blank range and shoot him not getting into a sniper. Relax, dude.

You're getting into a sniper's perch. You literally can get a face-knock. All right. We don't know anything. But let's go off of what they're feeding us. What? So you are somehow telling me that LDS, it's on LDS turf. It's on their turf.

All we're seeing is so you think Harrison might be in on it? Because Harrison's the one that came out. And it's like, ju-ju-ju-do, no Jew. Ju-Ju. No. Candice and Harrison are like, so that's like a deflection thing. Yes and no.

I don't know what you're trying to say. It was the Mormons or he did it himself? I think that like if you want to play ball in Utah, the Mormons have to know about it. I'm with you on that. I think the fucking Quakers still run Pennsylvania. Okay. So not to get like that, you know, like Lindsey Graham said,

freaking psychos in our basement, just talking about freaking Nazis all the time. but the Mormons came from Judah. So the Mormons. No, and the other Israelites. There's like three tribes. Three tribes of Israel came here. Well, also, too, this is all made up from a dude.

But who makes up religions? Dude, I was talking about this when you were telling me about the three-eye Atlas. Literally, I'm going to punch myself in the head. They make shit the fuck up. I know, dude. It's like you make up all the religions. You don't got to tell me. I've been watching fucking shit on Kabbalah because fucking.

Nick Fuentes talks to Tucker and I remember he had a thing on before and I started looking at the cabala found an old goat will build on to you he thinks Jesus is an alien Yeah, Kabbalah is crazy Yeah, so I don't fucking know I mean that's what I'm saying

People make shit up obviously I get fucking weirded out and then you're like oh yeah schizophrenic fucking Tucker's wearing this red fucking wristband And like Kabbalah is like a Gnostic religion like it's they take the tree of life And they're trying to do as above so below they're trying to manifest.

They're the original fucking yoga chicks. Yes. Yeah, they're all hottest people. I wrote stuff down. I mean, dude, Kabbalah is, it's a magic, magi, maga, astrology, esoteric doctrine of the Jews.

Dude, this shit fucked with my head, bro. Yeah, that's true. And Trump comes out, he had a Kabbalah coach back in 04. Why would you need that? I mean, to manifest. Did a pretty good job, dude. Yeah, okay.

Say it's 04, and you have a Kabbalah coach. Who's texting you when it's 2016? Imagine that working and then you're just a Kabbal coach. It's all like the laws of correspondence. But like the real tree of life you're supposed to work on the inner tree of life. They take the Separat and go, spells on Earth, summon demons.

Yeah, that's what fucks me up with like almost all these things where it's like you have Kabbalah. Literally religion, like the purest form is just love one another. and be good to people. That's all you have to do. And you'll be okay. But these people sit around. I'm going to manifest stuff.

You know how you manifest stuff? Help people out. Everyone around you're getting good. And then you'll all become better together. Yeah, they do pentagrams. Don't like that. They do that. So that was in the movie him actually.

A pangram? There's a lot of weird, dude, there's a lot of like weird, I think, from a boule. Like the black Freemasonry. Tyler Perry's done. Now it's key and peel. Whatever. Um, but yeah, Odeo, hermit, the hermetic stuff, Tooth. I was in all this stuff, dude.

There, like the Kabbalah's people are into this? I'm just saying, this is they tried, Kabbalah is not written down. Once you write it down, much like the droids. It's Zohar. Is Kabbalah Zoh-Actrianism or not? No, that's a completely different thing. Okay. Yeah, so, I mean.

But you get back to, like, all the stuff has, like, a very, very, all this stuff goes, goes back to like the same shit. Yeah. So that's all that's what I think. There's Jesus, there's Buddha. I mean, what are we doing here guys? There's really sick dudes that we all should follow that have good fucking teachings. But, you know, I thought Mormon was the name of the people. No.

And then you corrected me and I'm a fool. Mormon. Mormon is a dude. And he has his buddy Moron. Yeah. Moroni is his daddy, I think. Or his son. It's Mormon and then.

Whatever. Moroni. Yeah, that's where like. Moroni blows a trumpet. These people. right down, like, and it's Lehigh. It's the same thing where it's like, dude, I'm scared

at demons. So I will You're not going to summon shit. I'll respect everything and I'll hear you out because you can sit there and laugh at Catholicism and be like, oh yeah, your guy resurrected from the dead, huh? It's not written down anywhere? Cool, dude. But you're freaking me out saying that it's growing faster than Christianity did back then. So is Scientology.

That's what I'm saying. We're getting into a new age of religion. Golden age. No. No. No. That's what I'm saying. you don't need it. Like, you can literally just be a good person. You want to be an atheist? I'm not an atheist, because I believe in God. You believe a lot of shit that I saw on that fucking one Mormon, though.

What? Where you pass through the veil. Yes. You get summoned from the void. Dude, they're not creating. They are taking from something that you... That is source. Yeah, that is like, you feel it in your fucking nuts.

Like, this is fucking real. Pretty cool guys in the 1820s had... Legend of source and stuff. and the veil and all that. But like you're saying, like, imagine if, like,

you're so rich you could get, like, an iPhone or, like, buy a library or go to a library, and then you roll up

all your dudes, like, smashing Pumpkins, 1979, yeah, knowing that out. Like, you could give them anything.

Like, you could give them any, and these guys are fucking retarded. When you were showing me, like, that, so the Book of Mormon was, well,

the collection of it now might have come from other books. Kind of rift off of other books. It's all from the tablet, but no one can read the tablets because they're hieroglyphics. But the stories that he came, when he put his head in the hat, he took out the spectacles, the stories that came out of his mouth

might have been influenced by other things that were going on at the time. And those things that were going on, they're kind of like more sci-fi. And like you could literally, in 1820s, man, the one thing my Uncle Charlie told me before was, remember that show in the 70s of New York? What was that called? With fucking James Franco.

Oh, yeah. He was alive back then doing drugs and stuff like that. And I was like, dude, dude, did they get that right? Because he like knew. Like the whorehouse shit. Yeah, he like knew, he goes, yeah. He's like, not really. But the one thing they got right was there was way less people in the world back then.

Yeah. So like in a lifetime, if you're out and about before the internet, before your heads down, tech neck, you're walking around and you see everybody. You see like there's way more people. Like there was way more people when he died than when he was born. Now there's like 500 million people in here. I know, but if you go back to like 1823, dude, if you go back to 1823, bro, there's like no people.

Nobody knows shit. Read three books. You're a god, dude. You walk around. You could throw a book down on the table and be like, I wrote that. I mean, dude, who the fuck's gonna? Then you go, yeah, I wrote that. You are traveling at a snail space, too.

My name is Mark Twain. Nobody knows. I'm him. Yeah, I am in. Yeah. I mean, that is true. You can be coming up with some. Great shit.

Like, comment, like, when they were talking about that age of the Great Awakening in the 1820s or whatever, and it's a young country, like, coming out of, like, I don't know if we've been told the truth of any of these wars. No. You just showed me a bunch of skits-dow videos today. I don't know what the Civil War was. Civil War was based on human trafficking, obviously. But, like, this age of, like, guys on soap boxes. Yeah. Just spit. The only thing we know is the people who had the most power and money to. continue those stories on. I mean you,

60 years later, dude, you're birthing Manly P. Halls. Yes. You know, like, so these guys are like, these are the goat, the goat goats. Yes. He explains Kabbalah. And they're walking around coming up with new religions, coming up with new histories. We don't know what the fuck the mound builders were.

No. The Mormons are completely lined up, like, with the stars. The saints are telling us that Mormon was here in the 500s. And that all the Native Americans were Israelites. Yes.

And some of them. That could make complete sense. Like, that's what I'm saying. So nobody knows how we get. It's like the 1800s. There's like a first wave of immigrants. Yeah. Nobody knows how we got here.

Nope. Here's the new continent. The new continent. Well, the thing that's fucked up. The IQ, the general IQ of people staring up at these soapbox guys. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, dude.

Saying we're like crazy. And the machinist, the one dude who loses it arm. Bail loses it on him. And he's like, you want revenge. Like, I didn't even graduate the sixth grade. What does that mean? Yeah. You're dealing with fucking mongolids. Like dudes who know where the hay goes.

And then it's time for dinner. So they're like, that's what I thought too. Like, wasn't there a book where all the people that came to America at first were just straight retard? I mean, there's a ton of books like that, but then you don't know how real they are. Yeah. I also agree with that. But like the fucking crazy thing about the... I mean, they make it make sense in the book when you read it.

Yeah. But, like, the Mormons who, like, bring them young, that fucking show you saw on Netflix, I don't know. American Prime Evil. American Prime Evil. Yeah, that was good. They were doing some crazy shit. Everyone was not saying Mormons are, like, some evil fucking person, but, like, the first present to ever. I don't think you should be calling them Mormons.

If Mormon's a dude. You can't. I thought Mormon was a dude. That would be, like, calling us Jesuses. We're just idiots. Just call Mormons. They do. Yeah.

The Church of the Latter-day Saints. Okay, yeah. We'll call them Jesus Christ. The Saints. I like calling the Saints. Yeah, LDS. So also, too, like they get their own planet? No.

No. There's celestial heavens or bodies where you can exist on. And this is a proving ground to get the next one. Talking about fourth and fifth dimensions. Yeah. So it's like the sun is the place. So like, and I've thought about that many times. Like it's the source of all life, so why wouldn't life come from it?

Ra. Yeah. I mean, that just. Makes sense to me. I'm fucking tired, but like, if we can't live without the sun, that means the sun is a source of all life. And when you want to shine bright, your soul is shining. So everyone's soul's there.

That's everyone that can get to heaven. And we can't get there. Can't fucking look at it? You ever do fucking tons of drugs? And they say, you want to see God? You can't fucking look at them. It's shiny as fuck. You know what I mean?

So like, who knows? But then it's like, I think the moon is another one. The moon's like second best. and then there's some random kid that just took like insane pictures of the moon really with his phone I don't know but it's like not a regular astronomer

and they took pictures of the moon I'm trying to find it for you pictures in the moon yeah they're like colored very nice yeah that's cool no CGI which is a whole other fucking thing but uh yeah it's just weird that like Palmer Lucky swears we went there fuck him okay for real fuck that dude he's

pissing me the fuck off everyone with the weird bravado and the fucking cool guy stuff it's like You think he's an actual fabrication, controlled opposition. You're working for the DOD. Beat it. Just be quiet. Be like the Manhattan Project and just be behind the scenes. We don't need you on Rogue and talk about how I'm just trying to save everyone tax money.

Believe it when I see it, dude. You know what's weird? The Manhattan Projects I didn't realize was so big, which doesn't really make a lot of sense to me because it's like... It says that it involved DuPont, General Electric, Chrysler. Yeah. but I mean like they just made a bomb like how why do you need different fucking parts what the fuck's all in it maybe the bomb doesn't exist wow maybe we fire bomb the fucking place dude that was just a bunch of you know it's almost like fucking not the sidetrack I will get back to

what I was talking about but like all that AI shit they're coming out now and figuring out that like these AI companies aren't making fucking any money they're all just complete like they're all talking about the AI bubble yes they're all like the same fucking company companies up just buying off each other and they're not making any money whatsoever. And I fucking believe that because the only thing I've gotten out of AI is like, look, here's a video of my mom chugging beer. They have not cured cancer. They like can do super complex computer things that make no fucking sense. And they can organize your notes a little fast for you. I don't get that shit at all. But John Smith was the first president elect or the first

person running for president that was assassinated American. Did you factuate that? No, don't need to, don't have to. We can believe literally whatever we want. Don't let anyone stop you from believing that. You can fact check me right now. Guess what? If it turns out to be false, oh well. I mean, you show me in this video.

There's a place called Navu, Illinois. And all I keep thinking about is Naboo. Nabu. So why? Maybe that's why I keep saying Nabu in my head. Is that Star Wars? Yeah. Yeah.

So allegedly, I mean, I will say allegedly to save us from the fucking. paper pushers. Pencil neck, chicken neck. But allegedly... Joseph Smith was the first dude run for president who was assassinated. And he was assassinated allegedly by bringing him young.

And boy, do they make him look ugly in that fucking thing on Netflix. Dude has a huge snaws and he's very aggressive. Gork, tell me. Do you use Grock? No, I just like to say. I don't use any of that shit to learn anything. I just fucking.

watch reels but fucking the uh that guy john smith the schizophrenic guy was watching on after a meeting of this after a meeting with the quorum of his 12 apostles he did decide to run for president yes and he was one of the most i think he was the first dude to get assassinated running for president and i like that's what i'm saying i don't know if that's true this is from the schizophrenic guy but like it makes sense that maybe much like cute john smith was on to something and then they see what they could create that or what they could turn that into. You're talking about bad jacketing. Bad jacketing, yeah, like they did with Q, you bad jacket Mormons.

And it's like, these are freak show polygamists. Like, dude, John Smith wasn't about polygamy. That's a smear campaign on John Smith. And he was anti-polegamous and anti-hating fucking other races and religions. Racist. Everyone was fucking on the same level as him according to a skitts. Man. Oh, bitch, shoot.

That's just kind of how I'm rolling these days. Because you can't... I mean, maybe turn the heat down in your truck. No. Got to keep it hot. You're running hot, dude. Full blast the minute it goes. First presidential candidate to be assassinate.

To be assassinated was Joseph Smith. Thank you. Fact check true. What else do you want to know? I told you. First guy ever. Hey, man. And now we grow.

We learn. Yeah. George W. Washington to him. This is the dirt. We water it. The plant grows. George Washington, to him, no one gets cooked.

He is literally the catalyst for every. The New World Order, that guy's fucking onto something. That guy on Vitchhute is literally on to something, because that dude gets shot. And then it's Harrerman, Harriman, Harriman. Yeah. I mean, it's the railroad that comes across the, like, it's so weird how, like, all roads lead the trafficking. Because you go back to that time, it's like the orphans, the cabbage patch kids, they're all getting shipped out and it's like, dude. A lot we don't know.

If you're against this, you're like, dude, where the fuck? If you're Joseph Smith and you're allegedly talking to Moroni, Mormon's son. So you would need the Smithsonian to cover up a false history like that. Of mound builders, if there's any the truth. Can't go into the Grand Canyon.

They said they found ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs in there, which would make sense if you want to believe in Mormonism, which I'm just... You're just trying to sink it up. You're like a laptop syncing up with the cloud. I'm trying to make sense of this.

If you have people that left Babylon to come here and then like, you know, there's Egyptian hieroglyphs in fucking the Grand Canyon. Smithsonian comes and takes it. These people don't want you to know your fucking history. But Mormonism gets taken over by Mr. Young. And then you get BYU and all this fucking weird shit out there with the fucking polygamists. And they were... It's cool looking.

It's sick. Yeah. But just like everything else. temples are sick. The temples look like the Masonic Temple. They look cool as fuck. They have little rooms in there and stuff. Driving to North Carolina. I was on 95 or one of those roads.

Oh, you saw the one. I saw the one literally like, you're looking at like four spires just in your face. Not many places you see four spires at one point. Seeing it. That's the same here. Just roadman. But fucking,

I watched that and I was just like, it fucking weirded me out because I started thinking like about Charlie Kirk and like when I sent you that video of the temples and now they have to do like rituals on stages to get to the next part of the Mormon temple. Yeah. Charlie Kirk's death seems a lot more like a ritual. And he almost looks like,

you ever see like there's old Freemason pictures where it's like the guy with this hand, like him with that in that fencers pose? Well, they have hand signals too. They have, and then there was also that controversy. That was part of it. I don't know if you remember. So right after the assassination,

there was a whole thing about the hand signals and everyone was showing. Showing charts the hand signals, but that's also Mormon shit. Is it? So it's also going to muddy the water. If you're going to look into hand signals and Mormons and stuff. Here's the thing. I just didn't.

I haven't heard anything about Mormons pulling this off or green lighting the whole thing, but it makes fucking sense. You just made it the fuck up. I did. In your head. It should be looked into. You text me this stuff. Yeah, I mean, that's what I said. Like, I don't want to be like this.

I would love to be like, oh, he goes, to buy this week, what the hell am I going to do? I want to get to there, man. Yeah. I want to watch the flyers. Yeah. That's like, I would fucking love that. I don't want to think like this, but it's just like I hate getting lied to and I hate

when like people just look at you like, yeah. I mean, come on, man. It was a fucking nut. I'm going through our text and I see like, there was an intent. You send me Zelda Breath of the Wild guitar cover. Yeah. So you're normal. I'm normal.

And then. I swear. I'm sorry to do. this but Charlie Kirk is alive melting head emoji. Just something to spice out. You sit there and it's like, that's it. Fucking, they killed him and they're going to say it's just like the Tyler Robinson trial is completely snuffed out.

Like Cash Patel freaked out on some dude who was looking into. Where's Twigs? Lance Twigs. I have no idea. But do you see a thing with Cash Patel freaking out on? Oh, fuck. What is his name? Which I can remember.

Didn't Robert Redford die right around then, too? Maybe. Yeah, I think you told me that. Boch Cassidy was a Mormon. True. And he fucking always robbed the fucking Harriman trains. That's weird. But like...

It's called synchronism. Yeah. And I, like, that's what I'm saying. Like, I try to just enjoy my life, but it's just, I... It's like in love in the spectrum... It's all right. It's like a love in the spectrum where, like, someone quotes a movie and the autistic kid just like, they misquote it and he lets it slide for like five seconds, but then just keeps

eating at his brain. Like, that quote's actually wrong. Like, when you sit there and tell me, like, 30 out six to the neck from a trailer, there's a, if you can, if you only hear, like, if you're just a man in the box and you only hear you ever once in a while, you can make complete sense. Yes. It's just like, you're like saying that Trump's hooking up with Erica. It's actually JD.

Yeah. You're close to source. Yeah. You knew something was up. The way that chick. holds it down in public with men. I understand stoning. Would never. No, just kidding.

You know what I mean, though? You're just getting into religion, getting into the crowd. I'd just be pissed. I'd be really pissed if she, my widow was rubbing her fingers through your hair while hugging. I've hugged a million girls that are girlfriends of my friend. It's a little pat on the back. Like, softer bro hug about it. My dick so far away from them.

Like, J.D. Vance is almost dick to pussy hugging. And his hands are on her waist, bro. I thought that was AI. The one you sent me with his tits in his... It might be AI. No, there's real. I didn't see the video. I saw the video. That's real. They hug and all that stuff.

And it's like, there's just something going on with that. And there's dudes from Turning Point USA who are also involved in a Ukrainian orphanage. And so Erica Kirk's also involved in a Romanian one. So it's just a very weird. fucking thing. But like I said, the fucking, the reason I didn't think it was real is the lack of blood. Yeah. So, just, there's two things. Yeah. So I was listening to a guy talk about gunshots. And dude, guess what? This could be fake. I have no idea, but it felt that's what. You don't shoot guns. You don't take down game. I know. So like, if it would be one thing, if you were like dressing dears down,

it would be pink mist. Yeah. Then I might, you know, not to like, whatever that is to authority. I'm not an immunologist either, but hey. Sometimes you're right. When I'm right, I'm right. I'm right. When I'm wrong. Boy, am I wrong.

But fucking, this guy is taught. He's a cop or some shit. I have fucking no idea. And he's saying when blood gets to your head, it's super thin because it needs to go through your brain. That checks out for me. I'm not a biologist or whatever, but that makes sense to me. And that blood that is coming out looks like something out of the Godfather too.

coagulated blood pumping out of his fucking neck. He said to be much, much thinner and not as thick as that. I wonder what Claude Adams would say. He's a good... Relax, dude, relax. He is literally asking Trump for help because he's dying. That guy is begging Donald Trump to save him because he's dying because he got the vaccine. This is only just begun.

There's going to be people adding all sorts of fuck. So as you were saying, motorized squid. Invest and go fund me. There's a bladder. Can you make money off that? There's a bladder of highly weird blood, a motorized squib. It's an explosion device. Okay.

And that's what I don't understand. His shirt jumps. The shirt, the way the shirt... The bullet hole moves. This can all be frame rates, though. I know, but it's just weird how it jumps. Cameras are weird, bro. I hear you.

What you're watching is a reflect... Show me the rest. It's a reflection of light in the illusion that we live in. Yes. So you can't believe in any of that. The only thing that goes on is now. Yes. Time is part of our prisons.

I believe all this, dude. Believe me. Don't got to get me. I will go full-blown machinist. Dude, it was six weeks ago, man. I know. So fuck it.

Who cares, right? Who cares? I was wondering when people would drop it, but I mean, Candice is on a motherfucking turn. Yeah, it's not over. And then it's like,

dude, COVID, I can't, are we, there's nothing that triggered me harder than like a year after COVID. Oh, can we get over it?

Are you still talking about that? I'll stop talking. about it once the last COVID victim dies. Once the last one, just like you guys love that. So I know all the survivors of COVID. I'm a COVID survivor, bro. I need money from the government. But the answer back on too. Oh yeah. I went into Walgreens to get Q-tips. Fucking love cleaning my ears, dude. Are you here? Do you use Q-tips? I just jam pens in my head. Stop doing that. That's so bad. It feels good. Q-tip it up. But there was, literally like piles of masks and shit like that.

I don't know what that. Like I thought I was going to wake up Saturday on my D day and just be like, there's riots everywhere. That didn't happen. I was waiting for like something to kick off and there was no EBT rides. I think it's January. That's when it starts. I think it goes into effect, but then your car, like you got money on a card. Yeah.

Yeah. Hell of paper. I don't know how it works, but. Yeah. I'll look it up. They have tons of fun. They have tons of fog. The thing that was crazy about

EBT that I had no idea about that most of it, not to sound like a Fox boomer, but most of it was illegal immigrants. Like only 13% of EBT or 32% of people who get EBT are American citizens. Out of the 43 million.

That's fucking crazy, bro. And that's what you're seeing in your algorithm. That's what I'm seeing. This is why you got to become a pen and paper guy. Because none of this affects you. This is why I think this is It is. It's a low, it's a low, it's a low, it's a low, it's a low, it's a low, it's a low, it's a low level home on guys like you. Yep. So you're, you're ready to go. It's like priming the fucking power washing. So you can't take in information. Because if you're fucking, if you're fucking, if you're sitting, like, fuck, getting fucked with, you're not going to be able to take in any information because, I mean, I deal with this with my fucking dad and stuff. Like, you tell them something. It's in one ear out the other. And they just tells you what Jesse was saying at 7. Like, it's fucking nuts, bro. But yeah, so one in eight Americans, this is going to get shut off pretty quick. Okay. Okay. That would be, you know, insane also.

This is why I think it's like, what was that? Guys, let's not. They're bad jacketing EBTers because, like, all the videos. Exactly, dude. All the videos you see about the EBTers are morbidly obese people. Oh, okay. So, like, you go on and start watching this stuff. You're telling me that the Gossans are fat.

You're telling me that they're not even losing weight. You're telling me they can't afford food, but they're fat? They're huge, dude. And this is the thing. They can afford food. It might be because there's no nutrients in the food and they're still hungry all the time. Yeah, that's one of my theories where it's you have ultra-processed food. Your body knows how to break down food.

It doesn't know how to break down fucking weird chemicals made in a fucking lab by Bill Gates. So your body uses all the nutrients and then all the stuff that you can't break down, it stores just fat because they have no idea what the fuck do with it. And then you pretty much turn your body into a waste oil fucking heater, which then turns into cancer. that's what i mean dude these people on ebts here so fat like i've never seen something like this they're like angelo lutz in the fucking um

philly versus mob documentary that guy i don't oh yeah he's big one with a huge he's a big boy but yeah that uh i don't talk about weight right now because the struggle so it's what it is yeah that's what i'm not like you know it's just i think must be nice though you know have your life i think out in the burbs strutton around home-cooked meals must be nice i'm just saying i'm making formula with fucking city tap water right

now for an infant's day pound i forgot the water's bad i'm working on it how do you forget that i am trying to fucking stay awake bro the fact that you have let's go fires as your ringtone and you don't look like jack nicholas nicholas from the shining is beyond jac nickles what's his name Nicholson? Whatever, dude. I don't fucking care about movies at all, dude. I hear you. I get it, dude.

Why? Why fill your head with all that junk, bro? I hear it. Just get back to sorts. Just meditate. I thought about that, but like, dude, it's so... I think that's a lie. No, dude.

Being at peace, getting a little sunlight. I don't think it's from meditation. And being in the present moment, thinking your own thoughts, your own free thoughts. Yeah. And not wondering when the EBT cards are going to get shut down, dude. That, oh, yeah, dude, that's definitely. that's better. Yeah, but like...

Try to grow some plants. I'll see all my plants. Yeah. That's... Chilling, bro. It's just fucking... That's what I need to get into like a few books, back to guitar, few bucks, go to guitar.

The, I swear to Jesus Christ, I go on. I mean, I'm trying to get a mace and do those ancient workouts. Yeah. Like, that's what I want to do. It's just I'm fucking up because I'm responsible for another node that was in my, formerly in my balls. Yeah, that's crazy. And now I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh,

It dawned on me. I was like, oh, yeah, that tap water is probably crazy bad. Yeah. Especially if you're only fucking seven pounds. You know what it literally was like a... Livers probably doing. Kidneys probably got on overtime. Oh, I mean, they have no idea what it is.

It's probably why I was an ass rash. Just like go through its skin because... Oh, man. I always saw the very beginning alien, but remember when the fucking, the alien that goes on your face shoots that shit out when they cut them? It's probably like that going through his bottom. You know the little aliens? Yeah.

Like the little, like it's the head? Yeah. That's what he looked like. God, that's crazy. I literally, like, my gut reaction, sight first seeing them. Yeah. Not mine. Put that back.

Yeah. No, no, don't want it. My head doesn't. Then they put them over to the heater and I just go, first thing I'm not, yo, can you fix his head? Yeah. Treating like fucking tequitos, dude. It is, fuck. That's what I'm saying.

Like, all these people going crazy about the space and stuff. It's like, let's completely. Wait, space. What are you talking about? No, I'm just saying, like, you want to talk about, like, science and stuff? Let's just completely figure out how a sprem turns into that. I mean, yeah. I think they did.

But I'm saying like... Honestly, I think they did. What is it before it's a spurt? I'm sure it's like some kind of a gonad material. Remember that one? That's in the archive. Oh, fuck. Nads.

I was watching this dude talking and he was just like, you're all... It's like some real. I was trying to make the intro. It's real when the guy goes, And all of you, like, you act like you don't care about. You're all up in my NUTS. All up in my NUTS is.

I was fucking done. I literally want to unalive myself right now. Yeah. I mean, I might as well just fucking... But yeah, like, you want to talk about the science. You're talking about the hypocrisy and the double speak in science, where it's like... The liars. Terrified of climate change.

But yet think we can step foot on Mars. So a two degree difference here. game over for the planet. I don't know what the fuck temp it is on Mars, man. There's no atmosphere. Way farther than source. Oh, legendly.

Yeah, I mean, that's where it's like... When you get cool guys saying that we used to live there and you get fucking whacked out, med boys that are like, I'm going there. I get a fucking... I'm like, dude, why don't you swing the fucking mace around? I'd have a lot more respect for you. You got some fucking suns.

And you could give me a number on the bench. Yeah. I mean, I was driving. And like, dude, I keep it so peripheral. And I think Stephen Greer's a Mormon, by the way. Just to tell you that. I think he is. I think he's a woman.

I'm not sure. But just, you know, put that in the... We'll get to it. He's not afraid of the barbells. So, I mean, I can't say shit about that. He's not afraid of the lies. He's in the pump club. I got to show you the pump club, dude.

He's not afraid of the lies whatsoever. That guy is a fucking pathological liar. But you should... I've lightly brought up... It's probably like a thing. where they start doing like a Monarch program type thing. Yeah. Where it's like you start selecting some of these actors

that are going to be in your media. And it's like how good are they aligned? And like the top guys like Bill Clinton. Yeah. If you're not as good, like if you're not slick Willie. Yeah, if you're not Obama, if you're not slick Willie, like you go down the next tier, it's like... He might be schizophrenic.

Bob, you went to every 50. to work at Area 51? Yeah. Three hours of absolute fucking nothing bullshit. I wish. I wish I had. I don't know how long I could go. You're like,

you're right down there? Yeah, you're like right down there. It's like, so. It's probably like. In 534, Mormon was here. Yeah. He did an addendum to the appendix of Moroni. It's probably literally like a, like,

writer's room of dudes going back and forth. Like, no, Stephen, tell us how you get the lasers. You put them in the sky. Oh, yeah. You miss a spot. Yeah, plot hole, plot hole. Yeah, we need more context here about how you get it. He's like, I just put a laser in there, and then the aliens come to me.

That's a lot. There is a picture. It's kind of like an Eselon Institute type thing. There's a picture of, might have been funded by Nelson Rockefeller, of all of these guys hanging out in a yard together in the early 90s. I 100% believe it. It was like literally all of them in a little convention. And then they must have dispersed out.

And so when the internet hit, they're like, bang. And then they all get their own channel. So we all think they're separate. that's like the asher turfing shit yeah ashrurfing bad jacket absurdists

that's like I I asked you a little while I was like Mirage of Descent the mechanics of controlled opposition by Joel Corber yeah

like when I asked you the other day before my flag which one third place it doesn't matter I'll get there next year but fucking three out of four in bed bro

you know it was just I'm there to have a good time and make sure everyone has fun. Some guys are there. Their ego is getting to play and they want to fucking win every game and, you know, play the same game.

My dad faced similar things when I was a kid. Like the guy that was supposed to, the guy that had coached soccer forever, he just got the diagnosis of prostate cancer like in an afternoon. And my dad, like, and sometimes you just might want to say, like, there's things in the universe that you don't know why things happen.

But like, as this is going on, my dad's driving up to drop me off in a black ass 10. Right? And he just goes, Jim to do their birth name Jim. Jim to Jim, he just goes, Jim, can you coach tonight? And then my dad's like, oh, yeah, sure. Literally just like you, like watching the kids. Yeah.

Ended up doing it for 11 fucking years. That dude never came back. It's good. That's like, given... You're changing little kids' lives, man. Yeah, man, I told them that I get paid $1,000 a game. That's great. No, you don't.

I was like, I'm getting a raise if we win the championship. I get $1,000 a game. And then I had a mountain valley spring water, bottle and what is that. I was like, it's beer. It's the only way I can coach. They kept looking at it the whole time I was drinking it and they were just staring. I was drunk. He's had for real beer. You can't drink that here. It's like, do whatever I want. But the Charlie Kirk stuff, when you look into it with an open mind, like, I just, it really black slate, Bill. Hit me. If you tell me anything. My chalkboard's been erased. Go. Like, the only thing

that would get like emotional response if you're like, dude, hear me up. But fucking little kids, pussies feel amazing. I'm like, dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, that would get a response. That didn't. I don't even like that. That's what I'm saying. You lost me there in the middle of that just with the cadence of you talking.

I don't even know what the fuck you just said. What did you just say? Like you get a response from these people that are so emotional. Like there's nothing on this planet besides something like that that would make me go like, yeah, what? When you're like, yeah. I thought we were going to talk about cool stuff like you're. birthday or the history of jackalanders.

No, I'm just saying these people get like so angry. And it's like, dude, if you're getting this angry over someone saying something that, like, you don't agree with, but it's not that. It's like Charlie Kirk may be alive. It's not the end of the world. If you look at it, it doesn't make sense that you can line up a camera, like the camera from behind. If that could-

Well, I want to know where the cameras are because I've seen these fucking Charlie Kirk videos. It looks like if I'm sitting at a table. It's a booder films. So the, no, I'm saying, like, if I'm sitting at the table, I'm fucking, I am him. Yeah. On the right side of me, there's a camera aimed at me. On all those videos, he's kicked back, cock as fuck, waiting to hear the questions.

Yes. Where's that camera? He's always drinking water. He's always drinking water. Like, it's in South Park. Yeah. And, like, where is, so, like, the same way they were, like, doing it in South Park, it's, like, where's those camera angles? Are you telling me you were going to go on a whole tour, and for the beginning of the fucking tour, the first day, you don't even set up those cameras at the corner of the camera.

At the corner of the table for the close-ups of the owns, the libs. I dropped the Reggie when he was a puppy. And I felt so bad for me to sit there and be like, you watch Charlie Kirk get shot and you're like, we got to get the SD cards. Dude, SD cards are the last thing on my mind if my boy gets shot in front of my head. Right. SD cards are fucking cheap, bro.

What is someone going to run and grab them? Well, the footage is priceless. I've been there on a lost SD. Don't do this to me. I'm not doing it to you, but it's like... I had footage from Naples, Bill. It was unreal. Security is to protect Charlie, not to protect the cameras.

They're not Navy SEALs that are protecting cameras that are like dismantling fucking cameras in the dark upside down with blindfolds on. Like you're protecting the man, Charlie Kerr. To sit there and slide over, grab the SD cards, hand it off the other guys and roll out. It's just very weird. None of that other footage is coming.

There's a lot of bad actors. involved in this. Like, there's so much weird shit that I would put him being alive back on the table because, like I said, you get shot in the neck, I would think it'd be more of a thinner blood coming out than a coagulated

pole. This is something you heard that you like. It just makes sense. It vibes with you. Because if blood's real thick, you don't know shit about blood. If blood's real thick and it's going to your head, you're going to have a stroke. I don't know. I mean, I used to cut open, like, I used to like, you know, cut up and make stakes and stuff. Cut open those

cold IBPs. It looked a lot like that stuff. A little bit. Yeah. So it's like weird. It looks to me weird old quagulated blood. And then there's no trail of blood going to the car, which like, dude, you're no Dexter, but like you spill paint all over your shirt and walk somewhere. I could put three dudes holding you. Paints getting on the floor. Where are the pictures of that? Okay. There's none. The lady. And they never showed his face. Never showed his face with Erica Kirk sitting there holding his in. That was freaky as fuck. There's literally the way of saying.

The post-death stuff makes no sense. But if this is all orchestrated by guys that think fucking aliens came down and Moroni came down and we can summon fucking, we can baptize people and give them planets in the celestial realm. I think Mormons are just all about the dollar. It's like they get people, like they probably had dudes sit around like what is the sickest? Like we have all these religions. How could we make them all one? one thing and make it the sickest shit in the world. Like, you could, you have Christianity, that, whatever, that golden pot book, all that Atlanta shit going on. You can make this all

something. Like, all the retards will fucking love this. We know this isn't true. But you have to give money to the Church of the Latter-day Saints. If you're like, you have to give like 10% of your bread to the church. Well, everybody does. That's why people join religions. That's what I'm saying. They're joining a club. It's like that lady that was joining the bike you're like laughing. It's like, Dude, you got to find friends as an adult if you don't have them. Yeah, but it's like a fraternity or sorority where it's like if you got to pay, maybe they're not your friends. Some people have to pay, dude.

But not in church. That's what I'm saying. It's like you have to pay. They pass around that basket. And do you. To play with everything, dude. If you don't put bread in that basket. What do you think Catholic says?

I know. That's what I'm saying. They pass that basket. If you don't put money in it a few times, they're like, yo, what's going on? No shit, dude. And they try to kick you out of the church. Definitely. Jesus flipped it.

tables. You're begging people for fiat currency back by nothing and if they don't give it to you, they're kicking you the fuck out. I think you should come back and flip the tables. The Mormons also believe that like, or no, that's Kabbalah. Kabbalah, I think

some dude on Tuck was talking about where it's like they're trying to usher in the age of technology and AI and those are going to be the people from the book Revelations, the four horsemen coming in, make everyone die, bring in the end of the war. Okay, Doug.

Yeah, that's what Tucker said.