WAR MODE - Matt Attack 2

Episode Date: March 24, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Public service announcement. Public service announcement. This is a public service of a motherfucking announcement. Just because I'm so interested you, bitch, doesn't mean I'm gonna let you do it with me, hope. I don't like to see a lot of internet stuff. It's weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Figure it out. Yo, fuck yourself. No, it's. Figure it out. Yo, fuck yourself.
Starting point is 00:00:26 No, it's a real laptop. The videos have been released. It's confirmed. He probably did something silly. It's a little silly. He said no one for you. Oh, well. We got this big-ass fucking cop. I don't want to fuck it.
Starting point is 00:00:41 I'm not thinking. That's okay. I know you're not thinking you never do. I'm sorry? Fuck off our problem. Fuck you, Zuckerberg! Fuck you! Don't you understand? Chill out, okay?
Starting point is 00:00:53 Chill out yourself, ask you. Oh, it's fuck you! Fuck you! Think about it what you say, pal? Anybody what you say? Know what I did you mind the fuckin' with? You're wanna fuckin' the scorn'd die. For those whose intimate images were shared, I would probably put it on screen. Think about it what you say, palp? How many times have you heard?
Starting point is 00:01:22 I bet everybody knows somebody or something. Anybody what you say? What happened was, they gotta take some unique picture of a naked friend whenever. Send it out, put it online. Nobody had to do my fucking with. Say what he's saying is a bunch of garbage. This is classic trunk. We have four days left and all of a sudden there's a laptop. You're more to fuck him with a score of that. What this he's accusing
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Starting point is 00:02:13 There's overwhelming evidence that, from the intelligence community, that the Russians are engaged. I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the Ukraine. Yeah, the Ukraine. I think it's time to put the herd on the Ukraine. I come from the Ukraine. You know the fucking little cock sucker. Yeah, fuck you, you know, a piece of shit.
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Starting point is 00:02:57 Who's going to investigate the investigators? Who's going to investigate the prosecutors? Who's going to investigate the prosecutors? Who's going to hold them accountable? Who's going to hold us public officials accountable? And that's all we're trying to do here, in addition to trying to find the truth. Do you honestly and truly in your heart believe that Sandy Hook actually happened? Yes or no? All right, number two.
Starting point is 00:03:21 And I'm here to tell you, 1776 will commence again if you try to take off fire on. It can give you a jail. It's only just begun. Woo! Woo! Who, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Oh, no, not good. What's wrong we do? You seem frazzled.
Starting point is 00:03:53 He's calming unglued. What the hell's it? What's wrong? I'm at the two-yard line, I'm just going right. How old are you? How old are you? Yeah, I want him to go out and have fun. Yeah, it's like, you know, we have responsibility. What's fun look like for you now? Fun? Fun? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:10 What's fun for you? Making fun of girls with those jobs? No, no, no. I'm not making fun of girls with no jobs. I'm just letting them know what's coming down the pike for them. You like to be nasty. I was nagging. What, you were you nagging? I was nagging a little bit, yeah. It worked a different number. Were you talking to girls with no jobs? No, she brought it up in conversation. I was just like, what are you going to tell your kids? Yeah. Like, when your kids have a nose like that,
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Starting point is 00:05:11 Got moved over a little. These two chicks, they both have busted, both their noses together this way. Oh, Jesus Christ. Where'd you get that from? Hing? Higg? to find love. Yeah he's been on him. You're clowning on. It could be your twin flame dude. No, no, no, no. What's wrong with her? What? What's not your twin flame? No, no, no, no. What was you doing? I mean, just she's, I just said the picture because I thought it was funny that both of their nose was like, like, they're both over to the side. Yeah, so I mean, I, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. What, I, that, that, that, that, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, that. What, that's. What, what, what, that's. What, that's. What, that's. What, that's. What, that's. What, that's. What, that? What, that? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? That? What? What? That, that? What? That, that? What? That, that. What? That, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, kinds of shit. It's like Tick-Tock. Jesus Christ. Oh, they can put like videos and shit. Yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, they can put like videos and shit. Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, it's not good. Yeah. It's never going to to happen. Like, the shit. I can't, I can't step foot in there. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all put in there. I love how it's look like Larry David, nothing about like having an HBO show or a house
Starting point is 00:06:08 in the palace of the hell, but if you just look like a balding old Jewish guy, dude, this 25 year old school teachers would jump your bones. Yeah, really. It'll literally never happen. The, uh, yeah, I just, I was, I came here on Sunday and I literally just didn't have a thought in my head. Yeah. Just destroyed. You were zined out. That's good. I play, he finally like, he finally tapped out. He's like, dude. I don't know. I'd put on bad vegan because I was like, y'all this is funny. Like, this is Bill's. Bill's shit. Yeah. But, but that's Bill's Bill's Bill. But, that's. But, that's. But, that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. th. th.? I haven't watched it, no. No, it's not just girls getting tricks.
Starting point is 00:06:45 The girls getting tricks, it's just a nice little treat for me to say, ha ha. This is like, dudes who are so unstable that like- The unstability is Bill's top humor. Really? Huge lies, like, make me laugh. You should try a phase of the pulse of line. The dude starts gaining weight and he just calls it his meat suit. And then he's like, I need you to be disgusted by me. That's all part of the plan. He won. He might be cute.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Yeah, that guy won. He was just real vague with shit. There's just nothing better than like huge promises, absolute vagueness, lying about your money. If you wire me money now. Yeah, this dude was out of his fucking mind. You'd just be like, we're on the fucking two-yard line. If you just go through this test and he would just send her to like Italy for 10 days. The chick would just sit in Italy for 10 days. I want Matt to watch this fucking Stanley Kubri Barry Lyndon. I have that's Matt. that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thooo' thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. T's th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. The's th. The's th. The's just just just just just just just just thi. T. T. there's just thi. there's just just thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi's thi's thi. thi. thi. thi. th Stanley Cooper Ruby, Barry Lyndon. I have to. Because it's Matt's funny. Like you think that's your funny? There's a duel where the like, Lord Bullington, like, it'd take your shot.
Starting point is 00:07:53 And like, this duel is like the funniest shit to Matt. When was it made? Uh, 80s, I think. Anything about like, like, gentlemen, uh, like, old English. I need restitution. Kills me. There was a good show on Netflix. I forget what it was. It was like a revolutionary war thing, but it was it was a very good show. I forget what the fuck it was called.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Yeah, that's a good period. I like that period. I also like late 1800s, early 1900s, when the gentleman would just, you're an autistic respect. Yeah, exactly. And you walk around like some guy back in the day too. Dudes were just like buzz, no one knew what like Coke was really. Was there Coke? Yeah, dude. Oh yeah, they had everything.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Oh my god. Dude, they have like, they have like, they have like, oh b-earns and shit in the Dickens books. Dude, I would bust of his particulars. I must say it was intriguing. And this just wasn't illegal shit, this was just like... Yeah, dude, you could just be... Bagotrix, literally. Well, they had, they diluted everything was much more diluted back then. So you'd have like, they'd have like an opium tanker. So you'd have like, you'd just like, ah, I'd hit you with some tank shirt and you'd be like, wow, that's nice, what's that stuff? And you'd have big opium and you'd be like, you'd just forget that,
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Starting point is 00:10:14 I was like, dude, this guy's gone. Fortuna. Fortuna, fucking. It's so funny and he gets, the book's hilarious. And it's him just trying to write this, he's trying to write a great volume on like, he loves a Boethius, the consulation of philosophy. Dude, it's so fucking fun. This is so fun out of my wheel. It's the funny, no, it's the funniest. Dude's out of place, like, dude's out of place basically. It's like what you think. Like, you remember Bad Boy Bubby? Yes.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Bad Boy Bubby. Bad Boy Bubby is nice. Same thing. Oh, you got it. Bad Boy B lives in a basement with his mom. And she convinced him that the air outside was bad to breathe. So they, he grew up with gas mask. Like, anybody from outside had a gas mask. And like hit he's just isn't he fucking his mom. Yes. He's just in there fucking his mom. Oh was this one you guys are trying to find like the most fucked of? Yeah, yeah, this is right.
Starting point is 00:11:08 That was all the fuck. That was one. Hold in my heart was the most fucked up. I didn't see that one. That was the one where Tom was geeking out because like it was like the little girl and she's like some foreign language and she's just like you guys are just gay together you just want to have sex together but you use my mom it was fuck it was the darkest shit what? Oh it was it was so dark dude how do you I'd love to be born into that like no you think of society no not that no I can just be like I have an idea for a movie and they dudes banging the lady and their daughter being like, come on, knock it off. Yeah, it was like that, when we watched that, bad boy, Bubby and gumbo, like one night. Gummo is fucked. Gumbo just seems terrifying, just from the pictures. Gummo was fucked.
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Starting point is 00:13:05 Everybody just sweats. Oh, yeah You know what I mean just everyone's in chill mode. I guess everyone works from home So there's that WFH there's a lot of medical professionals around me really a lot of doctors and they give weird schedules? They like like they'll work like four day straight and have like a thir thir thir day? Tho that's they're like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like, they like, they like, they like, they like, they like, they like, they like, they like, they like, they'll like, they'll like they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like they'll like they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll like, they'll work, they'll work, they'll work, they'll like, they'll work, they'll work, they'll work, they'll work, they'll work, they'll like, lot of dudes that chill. Yeah, that's what I see. I just, from when I first started driving until like now it just seems like it is like every... It's because of the pandemic. Yeah, like everyone is just chilling at home. They're not coming back to work dude. Yeah, well dude I was talking to Sid the kid yesterday about the just how sexual new moms get. Like once you have a kid and you see like new moms, like you're like at a playplace or something,
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Starting point is 00:15:14 Kani West is the rights to your music. How did that work? Because Connie West owned good music and Push-A-Tee was like a president or whatever? And the news, fake news media, tried to put it out there like, oh, like he left and there was like some big thing. And like, Push a Tee went on a podcast. It was like, no, it's like, no. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. And, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to. And, t. to. to. t.. t. t. t. t. to. t. t. t. to. to gets a Netflix series filming Connie. He's been filming Kanye his whole life. How old was he? Kind of crazy. 24. He was 24, Connie West, like 17, 18, starts following the camera, fucking Chomo. What? What? Yeah. Yeah. That's how old he was, how old he was,
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Starting point is 00:16:57 He's like, they fucking try to pull me apart and rip my arms off but they didn't know I'm Deadpool. It grew back. Damn. That's what we are and that's like that dude Coody didn't realize. He's fucking with a real Deadpool. Yeah, true. And he did all that for money. And Connie West probably just did that as a test. No, that was just a test. Cooody was on and they're not. There is an air of desperation in there in the second one that was kind of weird where he was like, I had to do my own thing.
Starting point is 00:17:27 He starts like interviewing his family and it's like, bro, nothing against you. Great idea for the doc is really, I've got to spend. I've got real pissed. That Kanye West, I'm just like, yo, like, it's cool you've been following me around. But like, I need to get like Hype Williams. Or just like, dude, fucking, your friends, Kanye West, start filming other people. Yeah, or like- This dude just wrote a coattail is then for probably a few mill, just completely ice Connolly West. Just more shit to make him crazy. It's the biz, it's the fame biz, all he had all, it's that's that's that's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their f, their f, their f, their f-f. You, their f-fing, their f-fing, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their f-fa,. It is fucked up dude. Like I, that fame book
Starting point is 00:18:05 from that chick from, uh, can't remember her name ever. It's a, what the guy from Ozark's sister. Oh yeah, yeah. They were in a TV show together when they're little and like fame just gets put on you. Yeah. And it's just this bizarre thing that you gotta deal with. You know what mean? Mm-hmm. Then it goes away. I guess, yeah. It goes away, dude, and you're a lead singer of Smash Mouth. Dude, you're just like, what the fuck happened? That it sucks for, um... I can't stop thinking about Will Smith, dude. Why?
Starting point is 00:18:36 When you read his book, he got caught, he got caught to do that. It's funny. I still don't understand that, that, that, that, the cock that, that, the cock that, thucking, thucking, thucking, thucking, that, thucking, thu thu thu thu thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, the the, the the, the, the the, the the the the the the the the the thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is funny. I still don't understand that cocking story. I, it's, well, the weird, the most sinister thing about his story is that like the thing that made him, like a, you know, blockbuster celebrity, destroyed his family. And he then became like kind of a fucking laughing stock. He did something to his wife, whatever he was doing, pissed his wife off so bad that she was like, come on my show, and then pod cucked him. That him..... That him. That him. That him. That him. That him. That him. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's, the their. That's, their. That's, their. That's, their. It's, their, their, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it, it's, it's, it's, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it, it, it, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their. It. It's, their. It's, their. It's, their. It's, their. It's, their. It's, their. It's, their. their, it's, it's, their, their, it's, it's, it's, their, their, their, their, their, the most, the most, it's, like, pissed his wife off so bad that she was like, come on my show, and then pod cucked him. That's when they're sitting at the table. You imagine that he brought you to. He left the fuck one of her relatives or something. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:19:14 If you were like, you're like, come on this podcast. And we're just like, I don't care. I'm. I. I like he's a, he's a tall, tale, he tells tall tales. Does he? Self-admittenly. He's like, I suffer from false memories, that I just believe. That's fucking nuts, dude. Yeah, you're just a liar. Well, dude, he's got demons chasing him around. He's got deems, their demons, broo. He's got like, when, when, when, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's like, he's like, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's, he. He's, he. He's, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, spinning him around. Some dude like hit him with a roll of quarters in his sock and like knocked them out. He went to West, he went to overbook high for one day and got knocked out and they took him out. He was weird. He was weird. He was weird. He was like weirded out. He was like weird. He was like a bit of a sweetheart. Yeah, he was a bit. He was a bit. He was a bit. He was a bit. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went like, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, he went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went. He went, he. He went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, like, he went, like, like, he went, like, like, he went, he went, he went, he went, he went, not, they were like weirded by him. Yeah, dude, if you're rolling into West Philly in the 80s wearing cowboy boots, you're getting fucked up. And he would just come home and tell Tall Tales.
Starting point is 00:20:09 And they just, dude, but the weirdest thing was is that he like went on this, like, megga rush and like he would even like, he would be playing his kids kids, he'd get his wife, he'd like, he'd like, he'd like, dude, we're trying to have fun with our kids. Why did you just eliminate me from Monopoly? Yeah, right. He's like, fuck it, I win. That's what I do, I'm a winner. And I don't know, and it also, I get some moist. They were dueling celebrities, they were big celeb and then like the other one fucking flies ahead of you? Your kids just don't get raised at that point.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Oh yeah, I mean dude, yeah. You might as well just not, they might as well just be like statues. Yeah, dude and then he had his kid in the movie and then there was another thing. I remember when I came out. Yeah. So bad. And it was just like, dude, now he's like, he went from like, imagine him in like MIBs to like now where everyone's like, kind of like, and it's sad. I don't really, I don't delight in this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:12 He's kind of a laughing stock in a way. It's like the dude who got cucked and got all weird. And it's like, it's fucking wild. I don't understand how those people have relationships at all because like A, they're acting 24-7, B, you're getting so much pussy that you're just lying. There's no way you're going around every day telling someone exactly what you're doing because you're trying to get strange somewhere. Maybe. You're getting unlimited. I don't know, man. The stakes are so high.
Starting point is 00:21:38 Yeah. Dude. That's why I think those rings those rings of like those blackmail rings are so successful because that so some guy will come up and be like yo man you don't have to worry about anything we got all your we got all the bases covered like you won't get busted but then they know they own you yeah but you know what there's a there's a whole yeah for sure but there's like that black book shit is do you ever get into the Hollywood madam no there was a chick the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. There was a th. There was a th. There was a th. There was a th. There was a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. There's thi. I thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I I th. I th. I th. I I th. I I I th. I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I I I I I I I I I th. I I I I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. I shit is. Do you ever get into the Hollywood madam? No. There was a chick back in the day, like I want to say it's in the 90s, and she was like running a whole thing for like elites so that they didn't get caught. Yeah. It was a big deal. It all came out.
Starting point is 00:22:16 She had a true public trial. They made like a hear about it. Like DC, Madam, I can't remember what's about. Dude, what happens is, you get people who get subjected to life where they like, remove the rules from you. They're just kind of like, oh yeah, you don't have to worry about it. You don't have rules, yeah. People get a taste of that. That's what happened. theymeh-I I I I I I I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I, I, I, I, I, I guy was like, hold up and he was like, that'll never fucking happen. That was so embarrassing, that'll never happen ever again.
Starting point is 00:22:47 And he became a movie star. And he just, that shit propelled him. That like, that like, that like, that like, that gave him the drive. Because they give you that like, you're a nobody. So you're like, especially once you, especially, especially, especially, especially, especially, especially, especially, especially, especially, especially, especially, especially, especially, especially, especially, like, like, like be like, okay. Well, I could get backstage into my chemical romance concert, but I'm not bragging. Can you really? Yeah. MCR, Fox with you? We know, we know.
Starting point is 00:23:09 We know one of the members of Devil Masters. I gave Frank, Frank Jr. I gave him a Fender American Shredicaster as a thank you present. And then he said me and spake and come backstage at MCR this summer. Are you guys going to go to MCR? I mean, check out their music video. It's pretty sick. Devil Masters, they just came out the wicked music video. So Devil Masters is playing with MCR and you guys. Yeah, they're like torn with MCR.
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Starting point is 00:24:26 Like these people are, like, you're getting the monsters of monsters and putting them in movies and telling them how great they are. I mean, like, yeah, fuck this kid, it doesn't matter. Well, when you won't have, if they put you in the playground and removed all the rules, dude, it's like, what would you do? Obviously, we'd hold it down steadfastly. Natural law. Natural law. We hold it down steadfastly in his work on like conservative Christian values, but not everyone has that lighthouse. Yeah, that terrifies me. The old, the old documentary, while it was like three years ago maybe, all about, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, like, like, like, like, like years ago maybe all about like the dudes in Nickelodeon and like the parents that bring their kids there like
Starting point is 00:25:08 do the whole I remember that one the whole like dude so trout sacrifice they'll drop their kids off to these like managers dude look at Britney Spears going fucking he wire she checked up the fucking star David what she's doing for the top? I gotta look at that. I still haven't read this yet. Hold up, what you do? Britney Spears is pissed.
Starting point is 00:25:30 Why? She said, she was like M.K.O. Ultrain and I believe her. Like, I mean, there's way too, like, you can't put me in direct contact. He was good coach. The guy knew the game of basketball. Did you play under Kinka? Uh, C-Y-O high school basketball league. He's good coach. We won region 6 16 champions.
Starting point is 00:25:52 You're separating the art from the artist. I'm separating the Pido from the fucking playbook, dude. The Jerry Sandusky's C-Yo ball. Yeah, this is Brittany on Instagram. Why is she doing that? Do you want me to read it? I mean, here. I mean, there's no, there's no way this makes sense. In a world where it's okay to look, lock your daughter up and make her work seven days a week, eight a to the treatment to the treatment people, no days off, 100-five people are in and out and out of a small, a small, a small, a small, a small, a small, the small, the small, the small, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thre, thre, thre, thre, thre, that, thre, thre, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th................ There, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, thin, tho, to to to to, to, to, to, and, to, to, to, to, too, too, too, to, to dude. Keep going brother. Oh my god. I want the whole thing. Oh my hold up fuck it. She locked me out. Oh, hold on. Yeah, bring me back to that. That's crazy dude. She was in the
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Starting point is 00:27:53 in Australia? Amen. I get everything. What the fucks? What the fucks?, fuck this. She's anti-smite, fuck that. These are three different posts. No, these are three different posts. Did you see that thing aside did yet? No. Oh, fuck, man, you gotta read that. These are three different posts. You took one picture of the Sistine chapel.
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Starting point is 00:29:08 Bad baby. Also, when she went on Dr. Phil, she got into one of those, like, reform camps, like a little, like glum mills type thing for kids. And dude, they were just getting fucking raped. Yeah. Really. And Dr. Phil runs the rant. Yeah, Dr. Phil's in this. And he's wrapped up in Oprah, who's wrapped up in John of God, hey, we don't have to go on. Jesus Christ, really? I'm trying to find Brittany Spears's thing to see to see what's up.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Oh, dude, that got taken down. Come on, man. She's being David thing. I want to see it. I'm gonna see what she's about dude. She might be sending up a- She's talking about like- Crazy person. Yeah, she's like, she's nuts. Fuck that. FIlaid, if she had the fucking- Dude, she's literally been locked down. Dude, she's looking good.
Starting point is 00:30:10 She's trying to get that back. She's, I mean... You gotta get her on. Reach out to her people. Who do you think's her people? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All wrong. I am, I'm a clown. I read a text. I read a text from Shane at 5 o'clock in the morning.
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Starting point is 00:37:36 the bad. Dude, he's all not, like, on interviews, like laughing with chicks like I smoked more parmesan cheese out of carpets than like most people have in their life and the chicks like laughing about it. Why does he call it parmesan cheese? Because he literally smoke, he's saying like I was looking for crack in the rug and I was smoking parmesan cheese. When did he do all these interviews? When he came out with a book all beautiful things I think right? Yeah, he came out with a book. He came out with a book out a book out a book out a book out a book the book out a book the book the book the book. He the book the book the book the book. He the book. He the book the book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He came out a book. He came out a book. He came out a book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He came out the book. He came out out out the book. He the book. He's a book. He. He the book. He. He the book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He the book. He's the book. He's the book. He came out the book. He came out the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the book. When was this? Like a year ago? He went on like... We cashed in, obviously. He went on Kimball and all this stuff. Or just more way to fucking laundering money. You come out out of the book, it's like, oh yeah, I sold a fucking $300,000. Yeah. All those book deals are supposed after the laptop he came out. So what happened was they're probably like we got to get on the book. They were like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, what to to to to to the the to the the their to their their their their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking. their. their. their. the fucking. their. their. the fucking. the. their. the fucking. their. the fucking. their. their. their. the fucking. their. their on top of this. They were like, yeah, laptops fake. Here's a book. Yeah. He went on Kimmel, he went on Cobair, all that shit, covering it up. Damn
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Starting point is 00:44:11 Oh, yeah, definitely. They're repealed. They were obviously, to chill. Yeah. We're not brothers. We're not there yet. We're not there. We're brothers. But yeah, dude, I was like, when I was going to Acmey when all the shit was happening, it was like you were in Grand Theft Auto and I would breach the gates. And it's the perimeter. It's like the Fibonacci
Starting point is 00:44:45 sequence when I'm in there. You go in, around, looping the chips, looped back around in the self-checkout. This is a conchal. By the time I'm making that fucking last end of the Fibonacci, it's like, sir, sir, sir, and I just keep on walking straight out. Self check out. the th-S, but, but, but, thin, but, thin, but, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, the thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi. thi. thi. tho, they tho. thooo. they. thooooooooooooman, they. they. they. they. they the, when they reinstated the mask, it was just no holds bar and no one get it. Yeah, people, when they read it did it, a lot of people are fucked. A lot of people were very still kind of like stalwarts about it. But then, now there's still people holding down there. There's some sick tickets at her K995 up. it down. I went in to go work last week and I walk in and the people I'm working for they both have black black black cany 95s on.
Starting point is 00:45:28 Aggressive. And I'm just there like it's just the three of us. And I'm like all right and then like they ended up taking them on and now there's no masks. Yeah. It was bizarre. That's dude. People are scared. People are. social circle. If you work in an office and like you're, you're caught being like... They're putting the mass on for zooms while they're home. What? Yeah, dude. What? It's a whole, it's a whole new language. Like all this shit, like when you go out to the
Starting point is 00:45:53 bar, you can speak a language where it's like, okay, you know. Where it's a tone about it and that's how you have to fucking break the ice with someone instead of just getting to know someone like a normal. No, I'm telling you, dude, I was in a waiting room in some doctor's office. I figure where I was doing. I was there with Brittany or something. We're sitting there in signals, people go, no. That's all. They just go, come on, man. And you're like, yeah, it's just fucking crazy.
Starting point is 00:46:29 And they're like, dude, I fucking hate. It's so funny. But when you catch someone on the other side of it, and they're like,three Jays or something like that and the chick will be like oh I haven't seen while I was like yeah you wouldn't let me in because that fake virus it just happened well they just go fucking way man you go like capital swa'er like you go to go. I could see a geyser get it like you go to takes geysers out every year. I mean we got to thi to tho th all got all got all got that took geysers out for sure. I could see a geyser getting that. Flue takes geezers out every year. For sure as well, for sure as well. That was a tiny twist
Starting point is 00:47:08 on the flu. It was, it felt unnatural to me. That's why I told spay when I was sick. I was like, I'd rather be on like mushrooms. Like the weird like fucking. I mean, when I was try and I was trying trying trying try th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha. tha. tha. tha. tie. tie. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. tiny. t It was brain inflammation. If they call it that maybe, I was just like pissed. I could see if you were in ill health because it, that's shit for me it lingered forever and if I was a worry ward and in ill health, I could see people worrying themselves the dad. Yeah, the fear and the anxiety was rude. That's a lot to take in, that was my main thing when it first happened and like that my my my my my my my my my that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's shit. that's shit. That's shit. That's shit. That's shit. That's shit. that's shit, that's shit, for me. that's shit, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for mea' that's shit, for mea' that's shit, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for shit, for, for shit, for shit, for shit, for shit, for shit, for, for me, for shit, for me. That's shit, for me. That's shit, for me. That's shit, for me. That's shit, for me. That's shit, for me. That's shit, for me. That's shit, for me. That's shit, for me. That's shit, for me. That's shit, for me, for me, that's shit, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, fucking spurging on me. I was like, bro, what do you think this is doing to people in the news? Oh my God. Like if everyone's like, calm down or you'll be all right, like, you wouldn't have these fucking racing thoughts. You get, you get, you get fucked up from your fucking brain, brother. I mean, dude, that shit was scary. I just had a kid. And you know, obviously Bay would be like, are you sure we're all not going to die? And I'm like, I'm pretty sure we're all not going to die.
Starting point is 00:48:07 But like, I hope we don't. It tore families apart. Literally like that. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. The COVID was probably the people dying of COVID is probably the smallest the smallest part of COVID. If you sit back and all the fuluckes is the number last one.
Starting point is 00:48:25 All the chicks that got punched on and all the fucking dudes that don't punch back, man. They got punched on too. True, true. There's no fucking shot. Yeah, man, there's almost no men shelters, dude. What the fuck? And dude, how sick they would be. theymeau.
Starting point is 00:48:43 Just catch you. would be cool all cod we'd be chilling there'd be son it just catch it big do it I dare you catch that one fade from your bay and you're like duces I'm hitting the fucking shout about a bunch of fucking tubes of neosporns for nail scratches on your neck and floor arms dude I've been shit myself they'll build a micro pet and naming it neo I was selling to officially name it mr. mr. Anderson dude micro people get a micro pit and then th and the the the the the the the the the the the th and they th and they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th th th th th th th th th they would they would th th th th th th th th the they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would the the the the the the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the the they the th th th thin that the to to to the the the to the the the thy thy thy thy thy thy the the the the the the the the telling them to officially name it mr. Anderson Dude a micro Micropit bro, you've never seen Get a micro pit and then officially name it mr Anderson so when you go to the bet they say mr. Anderson and then Bill get
Starting point is 00:49:14 Instead of like I call him Neo Bro These are my pets let me see oh They literally can't walk I told Spade I do you gotta check out baby sushi I want to go I want to go and just but do give me the one that's like gone I just want to one with the most illnesses. Can't breathe it'll be I just want to keep on getting new mr. Anderson's and just restarting the matrix. Yeah Just give me the ones that are like tongue out really fucked up. Because it just just do you to the to to to keep to to keep to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to the to to the the the to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the baby. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their baby. their. their. their. I their their. I their their their te. tell. tou. tell. tell. tou. te. tell. tell. tell. tell. to. the to. the the the the the Just give me the ones that are like tongue out, really fucked up.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Why? Because it just, dude, if you had a fucking Mr. Andrew, that's good karma. That's good karma. If you're taking the one that they're going to probably bear his brother, give me him. It'll be a year of Mr. Give Neo a good life. That's pretty sick. And then the next year have Neo different color. Just a respawn. You got to get into micro pits. I want to. I mean, I need to breeder only or can you get them at the shelter? They got a breeder only dude. No one's given one of those away. Yeah. You're like, the mine of the min. You're the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they's. the the they's. they's. they're they're the the they're they're the they're their. their. they's. they're their they're their their their their their they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Res. Res. Res. Res. Just. Just. Just. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. Res. They's. They's. They's. They're they're their. They're their. They're their. They're their. They're their. Res. They're their. Res. Res. We're their. Respo-. We're their. Respo-. We're their their their their their their their their their their theirthe funniest thing is they think their pits, so they fight.
Starting point is 00:50:25 Oh, fuck, man. They're like mini chihuahua, like, what does it, the mini pinchers? Those things are nuts, dude. Do you ever see a mini pincher? No, I don't know what that is. Dude, they look like they're stout though that they don't walk or dogs just jump from side to side. Left, right. Dude, my boy Wayne had the mini pincher. And he used to fucking feed it, uh, cappuccinos every morning. Oh wow.
Starting point is 00:50:54 They got diabetes. Yeah, supposedly like, it was so hyped. Some people say it's like not right to fucking have them, but like bro They're out there might as well give him a good life. You should, yeah. If I can, if I start rescuing micro pits, dude. It's impossible. No one's getting, no one's gonna get rid of a micro pit. No, I'm saying like going, I'll take your whole stock from the breeder and be like this is so wrong. I don't want to just keep the show. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one. I. I. I. I. I. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to rescue to rescue. I to rescue. I to rescue. I to rescue. I to rescue. I to rescue. I. I. I. I to rescue. I. I. I. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to try. try. try. try. try. try. to to to try. S. Rescue. S. Rescue. Rescue. S. Rescue. Rescue. S. Rescue. Rescue. S. Rescue. Rescue. Rescue. I to to to to to that leg might fall off. Oh, he was giving me the bad, fucked up dog. It'll be me and Mr. Anderson for six months. We'll try to break, well, one will break out of the matrix and it'll be like three years of ten.
Starting point is 00:51:33 It's baby sushi, dude. It all hurt glory. Let me see what you're dealing with. They make like pump up videos. They're like 3,500 bucks. Are they really? These things are so funny. Physically impossible to be sadder on a micro-pit. Like a French bulldog, dude. Yeah, but they're a French bulldog minus all the fucking gay influencer shit.
Starting point is 00:51:53 Like these things are just no whole-ohmones. Oh my god, this is such a confused being, dude. It's a textbook definition of a big chunk. If you get into these things. If Bill gets into a micro-pit and saves the Matrix, I mean, someone call that Noble. Dude, this thing is crazy. I told Spade I want to get a fucking micro-pit name it Mr. Anderson and they get a chihuahua name it, Agent Smith.
Starting point is 00:52:18 Chihuahua's. Chihuahuas are mother fuckers. Dude, they're all around my neighbor. I love chihuahuas. Yeah, bro, Poppy loves chihuahuas. Yeah, dude. That thing is so, yeah, Poppy loves chihuahuas. I get like, dude, those guys have to be crying, laughing, going into the woods with their micro pits and doing like an edited video. It's big money, dude.
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Starting point is 00:53:12 So what's the fucking, Jackson's have sex. I don't, I don't fuck,ish. They have their balls. Yes. So they don't... These are high dollar dogs. Jackson is a peasant compared to baby sushi. Staffordshire, hold up, he's a thoroughbred. Compared to baby sushi? I mean obviously he's no baby sush, but like dude, he'd be pumped to see a micro pit. Everyone on planet earth is pumped to see a micro pit. I'm going to start th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. thu- thu- thu- thu- to to to to to to to be to be to be thu-a thu-a-upe. the. the. Yeah, thu-a-a-a' th. Jackson is th. Jackson is th. Jackson is th. Jackson is th. Jackson is th. Jackson is th. Jackson is th. Jackson th. Jackson th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He thi. He thi. He thi. He's thi. He's thi-a-s. He's the. He's theateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateeateateatee. He's the. He's the. I'm trying to de-stigmatize the pit bull and I'm going to start with a micro pit. Oh my god, dude. That is a great plan. It's 35-Hunge?
Starting point is 00:53:50 Supposedly, something like that. Starts on me to go fund me to get a micro pit. Put on your wish list. Or I'll put it Spud some icy hot. You're gonna be humping Spud for that micropit, dude. Spots gonna be out there fucking swinging the blade, dude. Dude, it's just a dream of mine. They have the micro pit.
Starting point is 00:54:15 Would it be funny, obviously? Yeah, but I'm in a truck next to me and I hit the brakes and a about microfits are fucking hilarious. They can't breathe. They're fucked. Their dogs are fucked. French bulldogs are like that. They run for 10 minutes are like. These things just got made like three months ago,
Starting point is 00:54:34 they're like all the kinks aren't worked out. None of them are. They're new. They're relatively not. Sure. I mean, sure, sure. Obviously, doing this, but they're just catching on. And like, I saw one in public. I was like, that's the coolest fucking dog I've ever seen my life. And like, I was, I was in the world of, I was, dude, I don't want it to, I want to have wheels. I just want a dog with wheels. If I could get a micro pit, I'm like, if you get a thra, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, the.. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the one of those toy Hesse trucks, just let it fucking roll that would be nasty.
Starting point is 00:55:08 If I like Halloween rolls around, I put it in a fucking black trench coat. It's the funniest. Yeah, I'd be the dog. I could be the dog on your Mac truck. Yeah, they like, people work them out though make them like real strong. I bet But it's a working breed. Yeah, what do they mix them with to make a micro dude? No idea They're just they fucking are shrinking these fuckers and supposedly it's bad. Yeah, it's not good the way they're doing it. But they do fucking breed chihuahuas and great deans. I saw that. That's a wicked dog. Yeah chihuahuas willas will th. I thua was th. I th. I th. I th. I th. It's thua. It's thua. It's th. It's thuas. It's thuas. It's thuas. It's thuas. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thu- thu- th. It's a their their their their their their their their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're a they're a they're a they're a they're a they're a they're a they're a they're a they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. It's working. It's working. It's not th. It's th. It's not th. It's th. It's th. It's that. It's their their they're they're they're not they're they're they're they do fucking breed chihuahuas in great deans. I saw that. That's a wicked dog. Yeah. Chihuahuas will attack. I thought for the longest time how that worked then I just realized just fucking obviously male chihuahua, female great dain. Or they just probably just fucking hit him with the jism.
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