WAR MODE - Prepare For My Harvest

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 There's no video of President Trump sucking a ding-dog. And so what if there was? That's a lot better than World War III. Welcome to War II. I lost my smile again. There's no plan to save the world. But it's okay because life goes on, right?
Starting point is 00:00:24 Don't try to match my vibe. It's beyond your imagination. So I say you're my mind. clean the house of white America. Oh yeah, yeah. It's not the end. You're open mouth. It's not the end.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Awaiting my harvest. Drink from me love. I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth. I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow. Take a deep breath. Don't still a drop. Excel. You're the coolest men in the world.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Do not forget about this. Oh yeah. It's all a setup. Oh, yes. We've had problems soon. Stay here. Stay as long as you can. Oh, rules a box.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Never met the box. This is what I am. Accuser of the fucking brethren, you motherfucker. You come, I come. Yes. See, you come. I come. You come, I come. I'm from Humberside.
Starting point is 00:01:29 I'm sorry if. I made a fool of Humberside, but all those people who called me a sleepwalker, I woke up. Now I'm going back to sleep because I'm going to be committed in an isolation room because I'm going to go back to the ministry and allow them to perceive me as I am. A fuck up! Goodbye! Hey, Toronto the Good. Yeah, it's like no spoilers on the chair company show, but like it's probably the
Starting point is 00:02:00 craziest fucking ending I've ever seen of a season. Yeah. I don't think it's the end of the show, but I think it might be the end of the season. But dude, have you been watching it? Yeah. So you're following it? Yep. In the middle of it, I thought it was going to be like the game.
Starting point is 00:02:13 So remember when like in the game? I was reading that fucking paper and be like, dude, that kind of reminds me of chair company because he's going crazy. Remember when he's going crazy? Yeah. And like it started and then in the one app, it was like kind of like everyone knew he was doing this thing and he thought he was the only one doing it. So like in my head, in my head, I was like, dude,
Starting point is 00:02:30 this is just going to be like the game. Yeah. And it didn't turn out that way in the thing. But then I was like, oh, I'm going to throw on the game. And she had, she had never... I'd just watched it. Yeah, so she had never seen it. And like, you know, everyone loves Succession.
Starting point is 00:02:45 The beginning of the game is Succession. So the intro to the game. And I had a theory in my mind that, like, that Logan Roy, like, that Michael Douglas was like Logan Roy. And that Logan Roy had played games like that. because remember when he fucking did that to Kendall? It was like, you killed a chick?
Starting point is 00:03:03 That's nothing for him. That's like a side quest of the main game. I think they do that to a lot of people. Like that shit we just saw with Jimmy Fallon where it's like, dude, that guy blacks out once and you were saying like, like famous people can get blackmailed. No shit.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Like anyone that's rich. They don't need to kill anyone. They can just be like, you fucking killed someone. You can make a complete career of just following rich dudes around and blackmail him. Yeah. And like, it probably happens all the time.
Starting point is 00:03:25 He never even like settlements. Like whatever. But I'm just saying. Eddie Perry just won her settlement. On what the... Ever she was like stealing houses? Yeah. She won that.
Starting point is 00:03:34 She won it. Yeah, she won it. Obviously. Yeah, but I thought that was going to be like the game. Then I throw on the game and it's succession. And I was like, yo, dude, this is like succession. Like I have theories and she's just like eye rolling it. And I'm like, yo, if you get into this stuff.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Not for girls. You get why they're making it. Yeah. And then you're like, oh, shit, it means a little bit more. Like that Nick Hinton thing I say it's like all that stuff. Like if you know, know Logan's run and know what he's talking about. You're like sitting there like, fucking, dude, these guys worship Alastair Crowley.
Starting point is 00:04:06 It is real weird that people want to suck him off so bad. Yes, I was like, I got into a rabbit hole of checking out. I was like, dude, why does everyone fucking sweat this, dude? Yeah. So it goes back in time and it goes forward in time because there's like, they pair up. These fucking nerds pair up. It's like pre-crowly or like Crowley nerds? Pre-crowly was John D and Edward Kelly.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Yeah. With the black mirror. Right. And this goes back to why you have a razor. Obviously. Because we have to get rid of these fucking... Fuck them. So you got Alexer Crowley literally got dressed up and had a wizard battle like you would see in Harry Potter out in the desert for fun.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Reading a book. Absolutely cringe. Love it. It's not a slur. It's 1909. He had a fucking like a seance type thing when he was trying to summon the athers with an air dagger and a fucking. rock from Mexico. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:01 So these dudes were on some other shit. But, um... Yeah, I got to resern. I'm following this. Okay. Are you not? No, I am. I just, I'm thinking about JPL and stuff.
Starting point is 00:05:11 I'm thinking about the future nerds. Exactly. That's what I was going to say. So Jack Parsons. Yeah. He's an absolute cultist. He teams up with fucking Elron Harvard. Just a neat.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Yeah, but a lot, dude, a lot of the world is NASA and fucking Scientology. Yeah. That spell worth. It did. So, Alastair Crowley Have you been talked to
Starting point is 00:05:30 someone talked to you about I know I'm just making sure I'm just making sure But Alexer Crowley was not like winging it He had a fucking playbook from Edward Kelly
Starting point is 00:05:39 And then I was like I've heard this shit before It was only tinful hat And like Michael Juan talked about that And founding America Yeah Because like John D 2007 He fucking coined the turn
Starting point is 00:05:47 The British Empire All this shit Yeah Working for the original Lizzie Right Fucking He's in a box Dude he was just a freak show
Starting point is 00:05:55 He was just like a weird guy He had a huge library, like 4,000 plus books back in like the 1500s. Crazy amount of books back then. That's a lot of knowledge. So the queen was like, obviously, you do my horoscope. Big deal. Huge deal.
Starting point is 00:06:08 So he was like a trusted dude. And out in the wilderness, out in like the hinterlands of Wales, fucking, there was this weird scammer named Edward Kelly. And he's walking around telling everybody that he found a book on how to raise the dead. And he needed like this little red powder to do it. And he's just wandering around doing the shit. He would roll into towns. He's like a lifetime scammer.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Rolling to towns, dude. He started... That's good paper back then. Dude, he was, like, fucking tricking people, and he was, like, he got arrested for making coins. He was counterfeiting coins. Holy fuck. So, dude, they fucking clipped his ears off.
Starting point is 00:06:43 This was, like, a thing that they used to do was, like, cut your fucking ears off. And that was your first offense. So your first felony back in the 1500s, no ears. So you're walking around, and everyone knows. And then... That's probably, like, a year ordeal. The next time you get busted,
Starting point is 00:06:56 they hang you. Oh, fuck, dude. But is Edward Kelly the guy who wrote for John Day? No, so John D is the dude that wrote for Edward Kelly. He's not... John D is just a horoscope guy, had a lot of books and worked for the queen. He had the inn.
Starting point is 00:07:13 But this dude was... Ed Kelly, I think, was just a pure con man. Yeah. And they say he was, like, channeling because he made out this Inakian fucking language. I mean, you could just be crazy enough to bullshit it. If he bullshitted it, this is hilarious. Because this, like, sent Alastor Crowley into the desert fucking 200 years later, 300 years later.
Starting point is 00:07:32 But so Ed Kelly and dude, they would team. They met each other. Obviously, they hit it off. And, dude, they teamed up. I wonder what happens when two just straight up liars hit each other. Dude, they fucking chilled. They were like, yo, we're going to summon. He had a black mirror and he had a crystal ball of a palantir.
Starting point is 00:07:49 And he sat there and John D. would fucking, this is like years after he's chilling with the queen. Yeah. So he's chilling with the queen for like 30 fucking years. So there's a royal family just chill with the biggest freaks. Because like they were chilling with Seville. So they just get absolute derelicts to come along or like, what is that? I'm pretty sure, yeah. That's fucking insane.
Starting point is 00:08:09 But like Ed Kelly is chilling with fucking John D. John D would sit there and like try to do like protection spells by saying like the Our Father and stuff like this. And they would like meditate for like four hours or whatever. And then I fucking should have rode all this down. I actually did print this out. So I could look at it, but I can't. I mean, dude, but that's the beauty of having two bullshitters. If you did Hell Marys for four hours, then we're like, dude, I saw Mother Teresa.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Anyway, it would be out of nowhere fucking Ed Kelly would go, here he comes. And it would be like, that's also weird, like fucking Bowen, like Brian Eno song, here he comes. Very fucking weird. I mean, I was there, dude. It's in the smoky mountains. These people did it, dude. So they would sit there and they would chill and Ed Kelly would try to summon. and John D.
Starting point is 00:08:56 just wrote it down. Yeah, he was the scribe. So he's just the scribe and fucking Edward Kelly is like the seer or whatever. Edward Kelly had the snizz. Oh, I mean, dude,
Starting point is 00:09:07 the snizz with these guys is fucking hilarious. So they end up getting like, they make up like tablets, they figure out the world, they figure out there's like 30 athers which are like fucking universes that are surrounding us.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Absolutely. And if you do the 19th or whatever and you cry out to the, You do the right spell. You can summon these worlds so you can go to them. Yeah. Right. So they don't really fuck around with this.
Starting point is 00:09:29 They do like practical shit. They write it down. They're like, dude, we've discovered this. We've discovered all these letters. The angels told us this is the language. Yeah. So like they were chilling together doing this for like fucking seven years probably, like five years maybe.
Starting point is 00:09:42 And fucking out of nowhere, obviously this comes for everybody. Like they start getting some success, right? This comes for everybody. And then Eddie Kelly just goes like, dude, it's fucked up. I hate that they're doing this to me, but the angels are telling me I have to fuck your wife. And you have to fuck. Dude, I knew it.
Starting point is 00:10:00 And you have to fuck my wife. And then like... Swapping. And it was an absolute wife swap scandal. It's on paper. They actually signed a pact. Like, dude, all this shit is actually, like, recorded. Dude, you know what's fucking weird?
Starting point is 00:10:14 What? Everyone who fucking does Ayahuasa comes back and go, you'll never believe. I met God. We got to open this relationship up. That's what it was. It was like, you're by. bodies have to become one, and then it'll be like complete ego death, and now you'll be like together, for real.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Like you guys thought you were working together, but now it's for real. He'll have an even bigger problem. But he's sitting there saying like, oh, dude, this is Michael. Now I'm talking to Archangel Michael. And like these sessions would go on for like four or five hours. Yeah. And then he'd be exhausted. He would ask for money.
Starting point is 00:10:45 He ended up scamming after this, because after the fucking... Ed. Hilarious. After Ed, fuck John Dee's wife. Jane D freaked the fuck out After they fucked Um Obviously
Starting point is 00:10:58 That's like you're One to two partners Lifetime back then Yeah obviously The Angel stopped talking And there was just nothing left to do Laws signal On his beep
Starting point is 00:11:09 So Ed Kelly He gets an upgrade I can't believe a con man did that Yeah he said He goes out to the Holy Roman Emperor And he tells him he can make gold So like
Starting point is 00:11:21 Through alchemics Like alchemy. Through alchemy. Yes. Meanwhile, dude, in John D's house, they find a fucking little voodoo doll of the queen with a pin, like nails in it, like pins in it. And they fucking disavow, John D.
Starting point is 00:11:35 No more, the queen's like, fuck you. And he ends up dying poor. Holy fuck. So these guys are like playing around with angels, whatever. John D is measuring shit too, right? No, that's other guys. Okay. He was just like reading books and chilling and doing horoscopes.
Starting point is 00:11:50 He's just got a sick name. Yeah, but Ed Kelly was like It's not even his real name His real name's Talbot But he fucking He ends up in Prague With the Holy Roman Emperor And he's like yeah man
Starting point is 00:12:01 I can totally make like Any kind of metal Like base metals on the gold for you No problem Lives there for like years Collects titles Houses starts getting new snizz Like fresh young snows
Starting point is 00:12:11 Fuck Then they're like Yeah man Where's this gold And he's My God Yo I can't They throw him in jail
Starting point is 00:12:20 I don't know if this is the origin of a lot of these things. Like he fucking bungee jumped out of a castle using his bed sheets and he died he died because he broke his, they said suicide, but he died because he broke his legs
Starting point is 00:12:35 and the soldiers just went down and were like, yeah, fuck it and they ended him. Good luck. He was 42. He tried to hop out like Rapunzel? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Holy shit. You know, like tying bed sheets together and tried to escape. That's classic from like... I wonder how high it was. Yeah, I don't know. It would have sucked to me. It was like 16 and a half feet and just hit like a crooked rock and you just break your leg on that shit.
Starting point is 00:12:55 It's crazy. It's like this shit was all written down. It's all like. So then after that I think. Where's Alster picked this up? I think it's like the Rosicrucians sit there and they get John D's stuff and they're like, all right, we'll save all this. Because this is important. Like here's the, they have the watch towers.
Starting point is 00:13:11 It's like they built a world. Like they mapped the cosmos. They discovered an angelic language. So like the brothers. Is any of that lining up? What are you talking about? So like when they're matching the cosmos and doing all this stuff, like are they like using real stars or like?
Starting point is 00:13:26 Dude, there's dudes that say they're like Nibaru shit. You can. I've got the book on my computer. I'm not afraid of it. I'm not going to chant the stuff. But they say it. You have nothing to be afraid of because this is just, we are in a hallucination and we all agree what is true.
Starting point is 00:13:40 That's why I don't like what they're doing with the sex changes. But good thing. Yeah, so I think the resurrection is taking over. I don't know. I can't remember from reading it. I just thought this was. crazy because you started going into your phone and I was like damn I keep like thinking like the black mirror thing yeah they canceled black mirror because it was too real yeah and they came back
Starting point is 00:13:59 with the softest shit in the world yeah so it's just kind of like these guys literally taught he cut like I don't know how true any of this shit is this is just shit I fuck yeah they're also loters um but yeah ed Kelly allegedly had this like obsidian like seeing stone I've heard all about this and it was from Mexico which would have been exotic as fuck back in this is like the 1500s, dude. I mean, that's as exotic as it gets. This is, like, before the Spanish Armada fucking went down. And they claim, like, there's, like, all these, like, rumors that, like, they could do
Starting point is 00:14:29 all this magic. That's, like, pirate shit. Oh, yeah, this is back on, like, pirate days. Yeah. But anyway, I digress fucking Alster Crowley and this dude, Neuberg, fucking... What's Alster Crowley's real name? I don't know. Is it the wicked one's real name, Alster Crowley?
Starting point is 00:14:44 I don't know. A few bros name, Alcer. I was like, interesting. He was in Golden Dawn, and you started. He started summoning. He went to Mexico and he had an air dagger, whatever the fuck that is. Is that the thing he just draws in his book? I have not idea.
Starting point is 00:14:56 And then there's an... The next time he goes, though, he's like, dude, fuck it. Let's do it for real. And they go to Algeria and they take John D's summoning ather of things. Like, they do it. So, like... The tablets. They would sit on a wooden table and put a fucking wax, like a, like...
Starting point is 00:15:12 An effigy or something? Dude, this black mirror and these... This stuff is in the British Museum. Ooh. Like, this is real shit. Dude, you ever see that Voynage manuscript? The what?
Starting point is 00:15:22 You ever see the boignage? I'm not saying it right. The Voyage manuscript? I don't think so. They used to do like ancient alien shit on it. It's a thing that no one can decipher. Oh yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about. It's from like the 1400s.
Starting point is 00:15:35 Yeah. John D. He used to own it. He had it because he was like, yo, give me that. I'll figure it out. He never figured it out. But he used to have it.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Like it was his for a while. He just on his person. And he had like the crystal ball too, right? I mean. Or that's the, that mirror. he got obsessed with the obsidian. No, he had both.
Starting point is 00:15:51 They had crystal balls. Dude, that's what I'm saying. Is this where Crystal Ballas come from? Yeah. This is what I'm trying to figure out. This is all from that Philip K. Dick thing. Valis? Valis fucked me up.
Starting point is 00:16:01 That's in Valis? No, Valis fucked me up because Valis, so much of the shit, you just watch straight of your face. Yo, don't watch that. You just watch. Hey, turns out. You're forced to watch it. You're forced to watch it.
Starting point is 00:16:12 You're forced to watch it. They just come out of the closet. They could kill a Demi urge. Maybe that was the Montock Project. weird also in it they're trying to find where the kids are and there's a spiral of stones on the ground you know it's fucked up i was reading that this was supposed to be a show called montauk really some dude allegedly like made the whole show but l was a boy and he like came from another dimension he was like i'm part of the montau project you guys don't i'm from another
Starting point is 00:16:38 dimension yeah they can't have that and stephen spilberg and them stranger things is spielberg no but it's like his it's his kind of thing like they needed it to be right Whatever. Billy Joel lives there. Whatever. It is very... Billy Joel lives in an unfinished house in Montauk. Well, they say Alistair-Crowly went to Montau, which is fucking weird. And people go to Camp Hero now, cause of stranger things.
Starting point is 00:17:03 That's fucking weird. Yeah, the show is very fucking strange and like the shit. They're, like... I don't feel bad for that girl. Which... Oh, the chick that got all skinny? If you took pictures of me, there was a hilarious... You know that little cartoon that it's called Smiling Friends?
Starting point is 00:17:18 It's like in Philly. Anyway, I saw a clip of a guy. He goes, I felt him. He's like a yellow dude. And he sees a picture of himself and he just goes, oh, fuck, is that what I look like? Fuck, I got to lose weight. I do that every now.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Then I'll come downstairs. I just go, surrounded by a bunch of fucking yes, man. None of you are telling me I'm getting fat. You pieces of shit. Yeah. The only guy shoot me straight is spate. No, I mean, it's just like, I, anyway.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Mon talk. Alistair Crowley ends up. with this dude Neuberg, whoever the fuck that is. And then he, Alexer Crowley is the Kelly. So in my mind, like, I've heard this shit, like, 007 for your eyes only. Like, that's what the zeros are the eyes. Yes. All this cool shit about fucking James Bond.
Starting point is 00:18:03 I thought he was the start of the show, John D. But really, Ed Kelly. I always thought it was John D. Ed Kelly's the dude that came up with all this shit. So he would be like, he would probably be watching John D and see if his eyes are closed and then just go, oh, he's here now. Dude, it's fucking Uriel. I mean, dude. And then this child, he goes, this one's a child.
Starting point is 00:18:24 His name is Mandabi or whatever. He's like, this one, dude, it's fucked up. I don't want to do this, but I got to fuck your wife. What? Both of us? Okay, fine. He's probably as hot as fuck. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Imagine me just a stiff deal. I mean, he had the biggest library in England and lived on the Thames. So, I mean. That's like having the fucking minute. Yeah, he was probably getting, yeah, he was probably getting pretty much. I saw something. I don't know if it's true. It's like something with like 25,000 books on like a little hard drive. That's cool. Just think about it. Yeah, like, they go to the desert. I was cracking
Starting point is 00:18:54 the fuck up reading this shit, dude. Like, Alastrakhali goes to the desert with this dude. This dude is doing the same shit. So Alastrocal is like, are you ready to record? Yeah. And the guy's like, all right, let me do the protection spells. And he puts on, you've seen these pictures, dude. Yeah, I was literally looking into a fucking computer black screen. I was like drawing on, I was like this. And like looking into it with my fist on my cheek. And I was like, if you put your other fist on your cheek or crowley, don't do that. I just put my fist down. So you ever see the picture of Oliver Lerner, where he's got the little rosy cross
Starting point is 00:19:26 and he's got the hat? Yep. And the gay-ass hat. He's got the cape and all this shit. I forgot to tell you. That dude, Ed Kelly, he had his ears cleft. Yeah. He ended up wearing like a South Park hat for the rest of his life.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Like a black skull cap? Who's that guy, Bill Murray is in that show? with the movie with the red skull cap where it's like this is my neighborhood or something like that you know the movie i'm talking about i was like which one is it older royal tenembaum guy oh real tenet bombs is it royal tenem bombs where is the hat the red snow hat yeah no that's live aquatic that's just a snow hat no i'm talking like kyle from southwark to cover over your ears he wore a black black skull cap and was wandered around but anyway fucking alice ralee he started putting on a little cape. He's out in a desert with a
Starting point is 00:20:18 random dude in fucking Algeria, and they're there to cast spells, dude. So he wrote this book. I can't, I gotta open on my computer to say the name of the book. I think this is what the internet is doing to people. Or it's like, dude, if you don't have that, you're literally not sitting there lying and anything.
Starting point is 00:20:33 You're just existing as yourself. It's called The Vision and the Voice. And allegedly, this is like the New Testament for a cultists. So like, they're all bullshit. Dude, the old shit was like, we found out, I mean, I, it's, I had all this shit fucking. There's shit that they had.
Starting point is 00:20:49 There's like there's the watch towers that watch. There's the like the seven, there's like the seven sons. Like they mapped the fucking spiritual world and the cosmos. That's John Dian. Yeah. Then Alastair Krat takes all that. It's like the birth of sci-fi.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Yeah. He takes all that and he does the fucking ather's. Then fucking, he describes it in this book where it's like, this one, there's 30 of them. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:21:14 This is Pokemon. I mean, dude, If someone's telling you, like, dude, that book's great. You're going to write another one. These are legit Pokemon. It's like, dude, 19. 19 is the one where you can summon all 30. So call 19.
Starting point is 00:21:25 D and day. Then you get like 22. That dude's a fucking sandstorm with a blood person. Anyway, he sees up, he sees like the horror of Babylon. Then he sees like the final form of all humans. Like he's like the city of God or whatever. Just imagining things. Just imagining things.
Starting point is 00:21:41 He's writing all these books like magical beast fucking sex magic. Beast. Yeah, he's saying like crazy shit. Like, I'm going to fuck up none or something. Like, he says wild shit in books. I mean, it's a shame. You tell me Mr. Beast signs up with the Rockefeller's the first thing I think. Is he the new Jimmy Seville? Is he the new after Cal? I do. I've been saying that for a long time. I know you have. I know you. There's something about the guy. I don't fucking like him. He's Mr. Beast. It's not that hard to figure out. It's actually right in your face. Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:22:10 But these guys, for some reason, these nerds get on the shit, dude. then the next little era is Jack Parsons and fucking... So Crowley's the center point. He's the middle. And it explodes both ways. Yeah. And it might even go back farther,
Starting point is 00:22:27 but I mean, that's our world that we live in the English-speaking world, the Western English-speaking world, that magic. Yeah. The magic in that world is from John D. and Ed Kelly. Ed Kelly literally was a fucking vagabond
Starting point is 00:22:42 scammer, scammer, who died jumping out of him. a fucking window with bed sheets, bro. Dude, you got to get out of here so away. Everyone fucking gets off this plane. It was probably a sick-ass idea, and I'm almost going to guarantee
Starting point is 00:22:58 that he didn't have an unlimited supply of bed sheets. It was probably like 14 feet. Yeah. And he just fucking ate shit. He ate shit. And it's a compound fracture in 15,000, fucking 88, dude. I'm almost a year. I'm almost a year healing.
Starting point is 00:23:13 16,000. I know what I feel. like you're not walking that the fuck off but when I see this when I wake up and this big heavy fucking phone is next to me and I see it I will think black mirror I know this is a scrying extent I know that this is some shit that these NASA freaks are on and all the media that they show me now like Phil K Dick thought he was kind of channeling they thought ed Kelly was kind of channeling so yeah is are there entities that are playing with my mind why are they showing kids strange things why are you know that show every
Starting point is 00:23:44 Resurrection. You read that Nick Hinton thing. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember I I showed you that movie? I was like, dude, they're still making good movies. Check this fucking movie out. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That movie is like that. It's a world where there's no dreams. I'm way into no dreaming. There's, it's like the giver. No one can see color. These are all those books. That was one of my favorite posters. Yes, dude. And they give it to the gate kids. Also, I was telling me about a book last week. I couldn't remember it wasn't Lord of the Flies. It's a Lords of Discipline. Okay. Great book. What's about? Just dudes go into a military school had to read it in South.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Oh, I remember, yeah. I know what you're talking about. I couldn't remember it last week, and that pissed me off, but I did now. All right, sweet. Just so you know. Yeah, but I look at the phone and I get frustrated, man. And you're telling me I have this iOS update coming up, and I'm way behind, which I don't understand half the tech anyway.
Starting point is 00:24:31 I have a hard enough time with the intros. I fought fucking grok for three days trying to get. Now, see, like, this is what I'm talking about. I'm sorry. I'll stop talking, but I thought. He sent me that picture. I tried to fucking, I tried. I thought you let an Indian get on your phone and start hacking.
Starting point is 00:24:47 I was like, oh, fuck. I probably did. I mean, is Grock even real? No, probably not. A fucking bunch of Indians. Isot Indians, dude. I, I tried to get an RFK AI to read his sexy text. Obviously.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Which, by the way, could you ever. But wait, before we get that, what about, what about, uh, JPL and shit. I'm just saying, like, you know those guys were up to OTO stuff. They're philemmists. They love Adam Bolvatsky. That stuff is the air. That is, there's a family lineage.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Do you get what I'm saying? Yeah. The knowledge gets passed on, but it's a, what is it real? I mean, dude, you're real enough to make fucking NASA in all those weird patches. There's something to it. I think that that's most of the stuff where it's like you have the government. And you got all these people arguing stuff is like, that is the government. That's a government.
Starting point is 00:25:43 everyone watches, but that's not really the government. And you guys can all sit there and jerk off to all these people owning and nothing happens, which is the craziest thing in the world. Like, you get owned on. Tell that to those Venezuelan, those. That shit cropped, or what the hell is her name? Plaskett with a Nudes League.
Starting point is 00:25:59 Jeez, John. Yeah. It's over. Like, Jeffrey Epstein was literally texting her while she was doing shit in there. Silver dollars. Fucking, whatever, it doesn't matter. But, yeah, I mean, the fucking weirdish shit with it's a weird lineage of bullshit which I enjoy heavily because I think you get enough of them together,
Starting point is 00:26:18 you can fake a moon landing. I mean, there's a thing that I, it was like faking the moon landings up here. But there's a thing where it was like, it's like, dude, if you want to do it,
Starting point is 00:26:30 you can experience the real thing. You can sit down with a black mirror, a good crystal, and read the 19th call in an in Nokkian. Yeah. You could read it out and you can do exactly what they're doing. Hey. You can see if any.
Starting point is 00:26:43 happens, man. What if it already is happening? And this whole time you've listened to Stranger Things and watch all that stuff. It's been a long-ass time since anyone got into subliminal messaging. Like, play the Beatles backwards. Oh, yeah. That kind of stuff. Yeah. Like, Sarah Way to Heaven backwards. That shit went away. Well, that laser thing with the DMT is kind of like that to me. Very weird. Yeah. Very weird. There's a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:27:04 I will do it. I'll try it. But I don't believe it. I mean, I'll give you my green laser. I don't know if that brings you to another fucking dimension. I'll go to the green one. Allegedly everyone's using red. I went to the green one, man. It's like, that is cool. Very sweet. There's starving people and stuff in the world.
Starting point is 00:27:20 Why don't we figure that the fuck? That's what I'm saying. It's like, it's got people. Oh, but the sending messages. I'm sorry. Yeah. If you have that black mirror and like you're fucking listening to music or watching TV and maybe they're saying those spells, but like in some ass backwards, background
Starting point is 00:27:37 music fucking thing you don't get. And through images because like talk about all the time, like, well, there are. your mind with this thing. Yeah. Taking. It's not like a one-way thing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:47 I mean, people are killing themselves and like pygmies on. I'm going to be fucked up about the kids dying from the modern shot for a while. Oh, really? Just that I found that out. I'm like, damn, that actually happened. Again? Found it out again.
Starting point is 00:28:01 I forget stuff. Well, that is fucking insane that they're going to end. They're going to burn all the medical records after seven years. I didn't know they needed all that space. They got rid of the NASA food. The moon landing footage. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:28:15 It's just like. Right out of tape. Dude, taking shits that I've had pictures of where they've stuck around longer at seven years. I'm like, this is amazing. Someone has to see this.
Starting point is 00:28:25 I have to keep this on my phone. This is a great picture. And I don't know if it's just me or, I don't know if it's just me. I'd love to someone to do a study. But if you were like, look at this and look at that. Look at that razor.
Starting point is 00:28:37 Look at this iPhone. Which one makes you feel better? After all that we've been through. this fucking thing is making people feel bad compared to that one. There's a bite out of the apple syndrome. Stockholm syndrome though because people like that. They're like, dude. Out of the apple.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Thank God. Like we're like you don't need to see it in the sun. You need to answer the fucking phone. That's about it. If you're outside, you don't need the brightness all the way up and looking at it. Like what the fuck? I can't see it. It's like dude, just go for a walk.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Yeah. And it's like people, I've done it a million times. You get on a fucking high horse and you got to start explaining yourself. why you got Android all the stuff. Yeah. I got nothing, dude. I'm literally... It was the update.
Starting point is 00:29:18 But I'm saying like, when I do it, I'm always like, yeah, but the and tried to say... You're trying to sell it with the more. It literally isn't better at all by any metric. Got some bugs in it. To use it is a fight, and it fucking should be. It's not intuitive. It should not be intuitive.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Like, all this stuff they jerk off about, like, user interface and great pictures. I want a shitty picture. You want to know why? Because if it's that important to me, you should be there. It shouldn't be me sending you a fucking high-res picture where it's like, hey, grandma, your kid turned three. You don't come around anymore because you started believing the TV. The TV said it was going to get you sick.
Starting point is 00:30:00 So now you have turbo cancer, grandma. Let's FaceTime and upload you into AI so we can have you around forever. That's what I'm saying. Like the Michael Wan stuff where it's like, there's sky stories, the land stories. like I know that sounds nuts but it's fucking at the end of the day when this thing dies bro you're not casting spells there's no end up short apple that's all I'm not Michael Barry I'm just saying there's something in my nuts where it's I remember that old video they said
Starting point is 00:30:26 they're fucking five years they they they bet too much in China they everything's in China they support or all their screens come from fucking like Samsung or LG they can't make their own fucking screens everything they make is fucking stupid and like I'm not saying androids are better but this was $500 I knew fucking iPhones like 17-hunge
Starting point is 00:30:47 yeah but do you remember we used to hear about like people then putting up the safety nets at the Apple factories you ever hear about that Motorola factor probably
Starting point is 00:30:56 I watched the Google Summit probably Jimmy Fallon fucking was walking around like an absolute psychopath this is what I'm saying I'm not saying like
Starting point is 00:31:05 I'm out of the Matrix wearing a diaper I don't want to use this as much like that's or like people get on this high horse are like, how could you have Apple? They have suicide and it's like, Google's spying on us every fucking day. I'm going
Starting point is 00:31:18 to search as lit like... What was that one Ted Cruz was fucked up about? I remember that was a good one. They're Chinese. It was like some kind of fucking backdoor thing. This was like years ago. No, it was Google. They were like grilling Google.
Starting point is 00:31:34 I thought you were talking about Jack Cruz. You remember that? Solar flare. I forget what the hell it is. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, there was a huge hack. It was a huge deal. Yeah. That's what like people like freak out.
Starting point is 00:31:45 They're like, oh, fucking iPhones can't get a heck again. Dude, you have a fucking phone connected to the area. It's getting hacked. Literally the first thing I said to you. Pay for a VPN. Congratulations. First thing I said to you was like, yeah, man, but I think they're keeping your data safe. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:58 That's whatever. Dude, I was in Verizon, mind you. Pure propaganda. From 10 o'clock until 1250. Yeah. Because nothing is easy. It should just be Switch friends for some reason. It's fucking not.
Starting point is 00:32:08 An old black woman came out. to me and I was just standing at a table waiting for these people to come back they deny me Verizon at fucking Walnut Street I hope that fucking place shuts down. Lady fucking told me no to taking a piss. Number one was going to blow up the staff
Starting point is 00:32:24 bathroom. You don't look like you take the most pleasant shits. It's probably their policy. Whatever. But this fucking old black lady comes off to me and goes Have a blessed day. And dude no one's fucked up and I'm just getting this off my chest about I almost switched to AT&T but it would be too much of pain in the ass for you
Starting point is 00:32:40 too, so I wasn't going to do that too. She denied me the fucking toilet. While they fucked up and I had to wait an extra hour. And all these old fucking black people are going to pay their bill. Yeah. And like, hey, this isn't working.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Why isn't working? Like, I don't know. They have no idea. And they're just like, I'll help you in a second. So this, she literally left. She didn't pay her bill. And she came over to me and goes, have a blessed day. I was like, yeah, you too. And she was like, I'm gonna get an iPhone
Starting point is 00:33:12 I was like okay yeah iPhones are good and she's like Samsung steals your pictures I was like what Samsung they say it steals your pictures I was like
Starting point is 00:33:24 oh no yeah everything steal everything and then she walks away in circles and she comes back to me and just goes I love it here I was like
Starting point is 00:33:34 yeah it's nice I mean that's where the crazies are I've been I've been with Verizon for 19 years. I was like, that's a long time. That's pretty cool. And then she walks away and goes to the staff. Staff comes over next to me and she just goes,
Starting point is 00:33:48 I like to get the iPhone 17. He's like, okay. She's like, I heard Samsung steals your pictures. And the trick's just like, I don't know anything about pictures. And she just goes, okay, have a blessed day. And just walks out. Making a day of it, dude. It was fucking insane.
Starting point is 00:34:06 I got out of there. I was like, what the fuck is going? going on. But they made it almost impossible to switch over. It is a, it's fucked up what they do. I swear to God, I don't think, like, I don't think Google is much better, but it's fucked up how Apple does this shit. It sucks there to switch all over and then go back. You're on G-Pay. So easy. It literally takes three seconds. Get on a house, everything. Everything. So, no, it's the other way is hard. The other way is hard if you, yeah, have had an iPhone for a while to catch my drift. But like, I have,
Starting point is 00:34:38 remember when I had the fucking commando, dude, and you were like, yo, you're going to love the iPhone, bro. And this was like, during one of your faces. It was nice because it was simple. Because, like, there was, there's issues where, like, you got, like, kind of tech out and fucking... Well, this was the 8 plus. Yeah. This was what you convinced me to get the 8 plus. That was nice.
Starting point is 00:34:57 Yeah. I forgot about that. At a home button. Remember, you gave me the rock forum? That was my first iPhone. That was a nice iPhone. And obviously, I'm sorry to do that to you. And eventually, you'll be on the motor old razor.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Because fuck Samsung, too. Because it's the phone. It is. A foldable phone. And that's why it is. Yeah. That is the phone. This is the end of the road.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Do you know why it's a phone? It's not a fucking computer. No. And it's not your best friend. And like that's what I'm saying. Like, you got everyone in the world that does AI. It's the same with like Carrie Mullis or whatever that guy's name is. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Don't use PCR. Every AI guy is like, yeah, fuck this. Like we should not do this. Fuck AI, dude. When I was trying to do that RFK thing, I was just trying to get an AI voice sampler. The thing suggested it to me that I could download this thing from GitHub. I'm a fucking
Starting point is 00:35:44 what kind of word is it for like I don't know competitors. You're going into Verizon and pay your bill catch. Chris five. I can do this. Oh, I have Grop now. I can do this. Three days. It was early chatter was at it was actually I would say
Starting point is 00:36:02 all in all was like 12 hours. I probably could look it up of where I thought I was coding. Consider yourself I was copying commands into the terminal, which I didn't know existed on a computer, on an Apple. Who the fuck knows what it did? It just started, it's a black and white thing of text. It just started going nuts.
Starting point is 00:36:22 Yeah. And it was thinking. And I'm like, I'm doing it. I'm getting a program. And this went on for like, this went on for almost a whole day. I took some breaks. Obviously. I was like, I get a little bit more gel.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Look 20 feet out of the horizon. I was like, man. It's fucked. That's what I'm saying. I'm going to steal her a vape. I'm going to go get some coffee. What flavor? Then some gas station strawberry thing.
Starting point is 00:36:46 Maple syrup and French toast ones smell so good. I've never went back to them, but I've smelled that when I was at the Monrella. It's too, and I was like, I'm not going to hit your vape. It's not all blow jobs in French says. Yeah, so after all of it,
Starting point is 00:37:01 it was just like, I realized this thing was lying to me. And I was like, dude, don't lie to me. It was like, you're almost done. This is the last one. I promise this time. You're the best. You're such a trooper. After 100 tries, we're here.
Starting point is 00:37:14 One more thing. One yard line, baby. You're one command away. Were you? No, dude. What happened after that command? I gave up. It would just be another failure.
Starting point is 00:37:25 And I'm like, I don't understand computers enough. I could replay the whole thing on my computer. I don't know what really happened. I'd have to talk to a computer person. This is good, harmless fun. Some people do this. and then kill themselves. Because instead of trying to figure out
Starting point is 00:37:40 how to do an RFK voice, it's like, should I belong in this world? One word answers only. I do this. Am I a burden to my family? Yes. I thought that if I did this thing, it's like a voice clon.
Starting point is 00:37:52 It's called R-C-V. R-V-S. Something like this. And I thought if I did this, we could make any voice. So you try to do it. You said 11 labs. I tried to do it, right?
Starting point is 00:38:08 The road to hell was paved with good intentions. When I started this, 11 Labs, I recorded a whole Lex Freeman podcast with RFK to feed it into the fucking thing. I do all that. I edit out Lexi, all of it. I load it up and then it goes, okay, now talking to the microphone to match the voice to make sure that you have consent from this voice. I go, what the fuck? You should have fucking had an RFK on your phone and put them in the microphone. They type random text and then you have to say it.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Oh, fuck. Yeah. That's insane. So I was like, after all that, I was like, fuck. And then that's when it was like, you know, there's these other ones that you can have that they're free on GitHub and that'll work. That's what's saying down the hole. And then I was like. Yeah, I mean, dude, there's a huge thing with AI and it's just absolute bullshitters.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Yeah, it's Indian people, dude. It's for real. Like, while you were gone, everyone found out on X that your favorite conservative range baiters were Indian dance. Yeah. That's why they say. shit that's just insane and a lot of them talk about your looks like I didn't realize, I didn't know about the
Starting point is 00:39:13 culture. I try, like, I know I'm tough on it. It's not our culture. I'm tough on them. I really have. I really don't give them that much slack, dude, and I should. I try chicken, chicken maceau. Fuck that shit. Literally. You have Pierce? Give me Italian food.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Yeah, what the fuck is that shit? Tomato sauce sauce and he tastes like my asshole chicken blows. Looks like Purina. Fuck that. is that on their ass I got the fucking for real is that but like last time we got some teakas I was like
Starting point is 00:39:43 this isn't chicken I thought it was the Campbell's thing because that guy or the Campbell's thing said that and I was like I was for real foods for poor people I didn't hear him say the poor people until a couple days later the can soup drives for homeless people
Starting point is 00:39:56 dude you think buys this shit I buy fucking tons of it you're fucking trans poor no I'm saying um the first thing I Like gourmet stuff, Mrs. McNabb gives you. No, oh, progressive?
Starting point is 00:40:10 Or progressive? Progresso. No, yeah. Then they have Campbell's chunky. No, I like to get the chump. My favorites are the creamies. Yeah, cream potato? Yeah, I mean.
Starting point is 00:40:18 Yeah. But anyway, the first thing I heard was it's 3D printed chicken. And there's been a couple of times in the last couple of times. The only reason I don't do it, I first of all, I think it's healthy. What? I think when I get Campbell's soup, it's me doing healthy, healthy, healthy, a healthy boy. And then you talk. told me and other people
Starting point is 00:40:37 told me Grock that. Don't believe me. Grock that, dude, I don't know. Do you remember when I was eating the...
Starting point is 00:40:42 Look at this sodium. Do you remember when I was eating the stofers and you were like, dude, sodium's a thing? Yeah, sodium and then like heating stuff up in the microwave on a black...
Starting point is 00:40:51 The black plastic is... Yeah, no one's getting out of here a lot. So... Those are some good ass macaronees and cheese though, so... But if I get my little fucking stove,
Starting point is 00:41:00 my little hot out, yeah. And I hit the chicken soup. As far as... Do you water it down? Or no. No. As far as things go.
Starting point is 00:41:08 Whoa. Well, some of them, you don't have to. Some of them are just pop tops, dude. Yeah, I know. But like the chicken noodle soup, like with the piss yellow. It depends which one you get. Because some of them you got to do a whole can of water. Sometimes you got to do.
Starting point is 00:41:18 When I was sick, dude, it was just saltine crackers and no water. I would just slipe that shit up. Some of them come, like, real thick and you got to wear them down. But I... Sorry, man. I'm fucking this up. What are you saying? I'm fucking up your product.
Starting point is 00:41:31 Oh, the 3D printed soup. I'm fucking up your product, I guess again. No, I'm saying, I'm saying, I fucking, there's been a couple of times where I, like, dude, this is fucking weird. They're like, I also got this at fucking at Whole Foods recently. And Alpack. And Alpack. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:46 At Whole Foods? What you eat at Whole Foods? They make pre-marinated. You're a sucker for that shit. Shut up. They make pre-marinated honey mussy. Chicken? Chicken.
Starting point is 00:41:59 Cutlets. Yeah. Yeah. Did you scan your palm to buy them? But it was. Or did you scan your face? It was this tall. That thick?
Starting point is 00:42:08 Yeah. And when you cut in it, it was completely... Looks like a 3D printed house. Equal texture. Oh. Right? So I was like, this is fucking weird. And the last whole times I did camel soup, it's just perfect little rubbery cubes of chicken.
Starting point is 00:42:24 I never thought they were real to begin with. Okay. I mean, you know. I just never understood it because it was pink. I would crush it. Chicken's pink. Chicken's pink, but like I thought it had to be turned white. Yeah, but even when you had a...
Starting point is 00:42:35 Like you get it in the soup, it's still pink. I think it's like the lesser parts of the chicken, like that almond milk thing that you showed me. Tendons and shit. But when I heard that was 3D printed, I was like fucked up. But then I watched a video with Ed, and he was like, dude, chickens are the most efficient way to make protein. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:53 They're not going to start 3D printing something when it's that fucking easy. But on the flip side of that, I asked her, and she goes, how many people do you think live in America that eat chicken every day? you think there's that many chickens. Very good point. That's a huge. I mean, McDonald's alone, the cows, the meat, like none of that shit adds up. All the burgers that go to waste, all the food that goes to waste and shopping centers, like.
Starting point is 00:43:17 That's what I'm, like, sometimes it's good to have someone else in my house now because I would go down crazy rabbit holes. Just go buy Campbell soup. I would just like think things and go, yeah, I believe that and never second guess it. And I showed her that fucking Pompeii, the Suvius thing of the dude jerking off. And she goes, you believe that? And I was like, what? And she's like, that's not real. I was like, holy shit.
Starting point is 00:43:36 I never thought about it. I didn't think about that at all. Like, I was just like, Avasuvius, volcanic ash, just obviously so much jerking off. And then I saw the Nagasaki shit with the piss thing on the steps where it's like, there's shadows. And then I was like,
Starting point is 00:43:48 oh, okay. And he just found the pen that fucking saved everybody at Auschwitz. Everything. Ever. Well, like, that's what, like, the shit with them burning all the,
Starting point is 00:43:56 uh, medical records or whatever, deleting them, whatever the fuck it is. They already wiped the internet. So the internet archives already fucking wrecked from 20 to 26. or whatever. If they do that, then it's just
Starting point is 00:44:09 a hundred years later, 1918 flow. It was like 2020. There was a flu. It was so bad. You're not going to find a fucking, like, anything that's backed up is like from the government.
Starting point is 00:44:19 Like, this will be fucking dust. This is what fucked me up when I read that Valis book because I realized that all that whole book is all the bullshit that I've been fed from all these new age conspiracy guys that I love. Yeah. On the internet. All the stuff that I've,
Starting point is 00:44:35 I've ever seen. I go, wow, I'm really getting to the truth. I'm like, how the fuck did Philip K. Dick put this in a book in 1974? And I'm like, he must have known about all this stuff. Where'd that come from? But in the book, it's like, there's layers of worlds on Todd. So like, the Roman Empire never ended. And it's just laid on top of us. It would make the most sense.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Like, there is like linear time is not a thing. And he said that we live in a, he's got, he's the guy with the famous quote of like, we live in a simulation. That's Philip K. Dick. Yeah. So it's like he thought he lived in a computer simulation. where basically like... But he's 70s? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:09 That's wild. He did drugs. So basically it's like, I watched an interview with him where he was talking about so like here's the world. It's like a painting. Like imagine like a landscape painting. Yeah. And you're showing it to God and you're like, that's the world you made.
Starting point is 00:45:26 And you show every day you show him the same one, same one, same one, same one. But then like one thing gets slightly changed. But you don't, you're second guessing it going like, is that the same? but it's just such a slight difference. Minor, yeah. But over the course of time, but you're thinking about linear time, but it's just every day
Starting point is 00:45:42 there's another new painting. I'm fucking this up. This makes no sense to you. No, I'm listening. It doesn't make sense to me. I have a fucking picture in my head currently. Do you get what I'm saying where it's just like you would slowly change it,
Starting point is 00:45:51 so it would still be the Roman Empire, but there'd be skyscrapers. Yes. But it would happen over a bunch of little changes. Time is a flat circle is what you're talking about. But all of that is still there. So it's like where you have Jack Parsons and
Starting point is 00:46:05 fucking your Scientology boy. Then it's like, laylines and shit. You're stacking that. They came around in 1921. They're not fucking old. Some dude made that up. What? Laylines.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Oh, really? Yeah, man. That's what I'm saying. Start digging in this shit and you're like, well, maybe they were around before. The old nothing news under the sun. Maybe they were around the war before. And John D. and them were like, let's go to America. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:28 And fucking do laylines. Like how the fuck's Boston all the way to fucking D.C. That's what I think people get like the, like the. But geomancy's been around since the fucking pyramids. Yeah, I mean, they all line up. So that's what I think, I mean, you're right there. And there's people who, like, move the certain spots for power-ups. But it's like you put New York where New York is for power-ups.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Yeah, but what I'm saying is like, so you got Hubbard? I like you're growing earth theory the most. That's a great one. Hubbard and fucking Parsons. And out of that, dude, you have, like, a lot of modern Hollywood and NASA. that's a lot of fucking a, that's basically science fiction.
Starting point is 00:47:08 No, I just know, like, I saw that movie on The Master, great movie. Yeah. Hubbard, like, didn't have a pot to piss in. I know. He had a chick that was on his ass. He was just running around the fucking typewriter trying to come up with a book.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Hubbard was boys with, like, Philip K. Dick, I think. For real? If they weren't boys, they were just definitely in the same circles because they were getting paid to write pulp science fiction. So pulp was just like a name for, like, fucking throwaway dollar books or whatever. That's how those guys got paid. Like Heinlein and all those guys,
Starting point is 00:47:36 writing all that horny boy stuff, not to mention fucking Donald Barr, his fucking, you know. Who? Epstein. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Donald Barr, he wrote space relations. He was doing the same shit.
Starting point is 00:47:47 Dude was an OSS guy. But yeah, fucking. Hubbard is also disgraced from the U.S. Navy. Allegedly, I'm not going to talk bad about a guy who's not here. John D. was disgraced from the fucking Queen's Service, dude. It's all the same. All this stuff is stacked is what I'm saying. Yeah, there's just like,
Starting point is 00:48:01 You got those guys. Then you got Crowley. Then you got these guys. These are the same fucking guys. And they're the same bullshit. That is like clones and stuff like that when you get in that. I got into a fucking want to get it out of my head weird NPC hole. It's like Tom's famous for saying there's only 12 types of dudes.
Starting point is 00:48:17 Yeah. So like there's sometimes when I'm thinking about it, it's like, dude, if it's really like 50% of people don't have like a thing. It's like, it's very weird if you start, it's like borderline solips. And when you start thinking 50% of people have fucking... I think it's just... I think what it is is everyone is infinitely different. Yeah. And everyone is so original that it's overwhelming.
Starting point is 00:48:44 And then... But what you're willing to express... Yes. ...is an MPC lane. Yeah. So it's like you see cars on the track and you're like, I'm comfortable being one of those. Yeah, but the paper that I was reading,
Starting point is 00:48:58 like when he's talking about like, you have the internet you have the black mirror there and like I like you watch the YouTube videos I was showing you like oh that's these kind of dudes it's like instead of everyone being themselves growing up pygmies don't fucking kill themselves
Starting point is 00:49:13 all those people in the African tribes are just like hanging out in the jungle and stuff like that people are chilling with all the greatest shit in the world fucking Hansol Hensolo the best grab hubs you can possibly get and you fucking kill yourself and it's all because of the phone because
Starting point is 00:49:29 I think it makes everyone not want to express themselves, which literally you came here to bring heaven to earth. And you don't do that. And you start collapsing in on yourself screaming through life until you fucking die. Because you decided, I'm just going to get the shirt everyone else is wearing this fall because that'll do it. It's going to, everything's going to turn around when I buy these boots and get this shirt. People are going to flip out. But like, dude, like, so God made me.
Starting point is 00:49:58 Yeah. God made you. Yeah. I made a kid. I don't care what he does. I still think he's cool. Yeah. God still thinks you're cool.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Literally. Doesn't give a fuck. And they got people like going up to fucking churches that steal all your money and go, what bad shit did you do? So, yeah, fucking. By the way, we don't use this against you ever. Don't worry. I saw a crazy fucking clip of a dude saying that there was no such thing.
Starting point is 00:50:23 There was no word or thing that they could call autism in Vietnam until Bill Gates showed up. That motherfucker's doing time. In another fucking dimension, that dude's going to be chained to something. I think he's going to be getting his liver picked out and re-go it over and over again. That's what I'm saying. I don't know what the fuck happens after this, but there's a beat yourself route, which is sometimes maybe cringe, and that's okay. You can be fucking cringe if it's your own cringe.
Starting point is 00:50:54 There's a great cartoon that I watched this like Sasquatch dude, and it's Australia. and he just says like he basically just eats this little like jelly bean and keeps living the same life but it makes you forget it so it's like a drug where you just kind of like you go back in time you just keep doing the same thing
Starting point is 00:51:11 and you like tweak it a little bit it's kind of like the same thing as like the simulation thing but it's like it'd be cool if you could have like something that gives you a little bit of a buzz mate and you can fucking go back in time start all over and then you just keep doing it
Starting point is 00:51:24 and it's like if I trip out real hard on drugs or whatever it is like that it's like dude you're always here Oh yeah, big time. It's like this rules, man. We always do this. You're going to die enough until you don't care anymore. And then I'll bring you back to life. Yeah, that is the fucking, that was a lot like when I was on mushrooms,
Starting point is 00:51:40 the whole thing was just like, yeah, die, die again. How about you die again? How about you die again? Don't care, still care, all, die again. Here's your whole life, die again. And then I didn't care anymore. That was cool. But that's why you get to this.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Eventually you get to, when I saw it, I was like the vibe of when I saw that razor folded up, the way you have it. The way it's closed is nice. Yeah, clothes is good, especially, like, when I'm at the gym, backing it, not a big deal, fucking, you know, obviously still strong as fuck. No PDs whatsoever. But when I'm in the gym, like, you're looking at your iPhone, like, you got to pick it up and look at it. This thing, it just stays on the ground.
Starting point is 00:52:18 I'm like, dude, I don't even feel like opening it. The only thing I would wish for that is was magnetic. Get a rock form sticking on the back. You get the rock form magnet. It was magnetic, and you brought that to the gym. someone should make a gym app where it like is a real good you get what I'm saying they are but they're very they're some are expensive and some are just gay as fuck where like it's like there's one like mad muscle and some other ones where it should just be no bullshit and you put in the thing and then you hit hit your reps if I was like a stock person I just have a fucking I have a weird feeling about the iPhone a lot of the everyone no one is like vaccines are dying the MRIs are fucking killing kids everyone has the internet you can see for yourself how bad COVID was I mean what if that was the dying? throes of big pharma. It is.
Starting point is 00:53:00 And you're looking at it in a scary negative way. And it's like, dude, that might have just been them fizzling the fuck out. They might know when AI comes. What's your sign?
Starting point is 00:53:08 No, what's that? What's your sign? What's my sign? Yes. Aquarius. What are we in? What are we entering? The age of Aquarius.
Starting point is 00:53:16 All knowledge is going to be ushered out. They're going to try the gayish shit, which I think with this 32 Atlas, bull stuff. 31. Don't care. Don't say the right name.
Starting point is 00:53:26 Doesn't exist. isn't real. It's going to be an absolute charade when they have like they're going the emperor is a going you're going to see the it's not like I'm not like Jones saying like you're in the you're in the info where we're going to beat these guys but they're obviously going to do some fucked
Starting point is 00:53:41 up shit. I mean step one is taking away their lore decrowning them the emperor has no throat no clothes yeah but like these dudes are going to try some weird alien shit with the robot the sex robots at the fucking tech shows like they can make something. Yeah and they'll
Starting point is 00:53:57 try, they've tried to kill everyone and that didn't work because it was kind of... It might have just been the last money grab is that what I'm saying. It was the last money grab but obviously like they also kill it was like dude if you're going to do this like let us kill a few people right because all the Medicare shit
Starting point is 00:54:13 like Jack Cruz isn't wrong with that he is wrong for sending jicks on Facebook pictures of his back and it's not high. I probably a little bit of weed. He thinks it's funny he's probably horny. Yeah probably horny thinks it's funny. My wife doesn't like me pest itself like this.
Starting point is 00:54:28 That's hilarious. Brother. Take a laugh. There's a lot of people in the network like, hey man, doing great shit. Shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:54:37 Everyone please shut the fuck up. Regroup. If you know one thing very well, you're good at that, dude. There's dudes who are amazing at basketball that could never ice game. Just be good at basketball.
Starting point is 00:54:49 You don't have to be the smartest man in the world. It's like theory of everything, fuck a lamb, vibe, bro, when I saw that shit and I was like, I'm coding. Like, when I say that, I literally thought I was going to have a program where we can make anyone's voice, dude. And I could make people say anything. And I'm sitting there going, this is going to be so great.
Starting point is 00:55:12 You know what, like, fucking you're the full throes of psychedelics where, like, it's buzzing and you can't move? You're probably staring at the screen like, I'm coding and your whole face just tingling. I was like, dude, I was sitting there going like, it's like controller on plug shit. I was sitting there going, huh, learn to code. They're done. Yeah
Starting point is 00:55:27 fucking jobs not secure around me Yeah I mean that's like Fulli controllers unplugged You're playing San Andreas You're killing the guys Grock just lied to you Because all of this shit I swear to God
Starting point is 00:55:40 It's all bullshit Like I don't believe any of the air stuff I'm sure it learned a lot about the program Or whatever the fuck I kept putting into it I get it I don't know There's probably There's probably someone in New Mexico
Starting point is 00:55:51 who can't water their gardens Congratulations You coded for a day There's a dude in Mexico Who's raised garden bed's Try some Indian dude with no legs. Charlie some dude who really needs water. Yeah, man, you got to shut that off from two to four.
Starting point is 00:56:05 Andrew's code. I swear to God, this is the last one. This is the last command. That's what I'm saying. I was, it got to the point, so I was doing commands or whatever, and then it got to the point where we had to go into the code, and I had to delete lines and put in other lines. And then at that point, I was like, this is what is going on?
Starting point is 00:56:23 I'm probably messing this up. Yeah. I did that a long-ass time ago on this. is like not to be racist but this is where my whole beef started with Indians something happened on my computer but they got me you know my fucking Gianna's mom got you had the thing going like don't shut down your computer you have a virus that fucking crazy ass thing that shit happened to me in college and I was like what the fuck somebody was on that competitor yeah that's I was like using but I was on it in uh in college and it was happening I was I fried somebody's computer at Penn
Starting point is 00:56:54 State once I thought I was done so I'm like what the fuck's going on This is before the Temple basketball team stole my laptop, and they've been cursed ever since. That's a fact. The one guy's last name's pepper, if I remember correctly. I hope you don't have a job right now. Piece of shit, wigger. But I was chilling, and then the Indians got on my computer, and they start, like, they go, oh, we need access to your computer.
Starting point is 00:57:19 And then it was my background is Dennis Hopper, gave him the finger an easy rider. Very fucking sick. That, yeah. Also smoked weed. But, like, immediately. They went in it, and then my computer was fucked. So I got hacked back then. I thought that could happen to you when you're on Grok.
Starting point is 00:57:33 Like, if they are, like, they have been caught using Indians as accounts. Amazon has been caught using Indians as AI. If they want to do, they can go into your fucking computer and start hacking stuff and be like, oh, we couldn't make the thing. I'm sorry, but we did all these lines of code. Yeah, so I was doing like Pips and stuff. And it was a PIP tokenizer. As you do.
Starting point is 00:57:55 And it's like, dude, you're now, oh, here's one where they made me switch. You're now one single command away from Perfect Tortoise on your Mac Studio. And it was PIP install, Transformers, 4.37, Force, reinstall, no depths. That's what I'm saying, dude. And I did this for hours, dude. Opt, home, root bin, Python, 1.1, source, ven, bin, activated. No clue what's happening. Just ran, this could have said.
Starting point is 00:58:22 You were seance. This could have said anything. typed it in. It was like, Git clone, HDV, GitHub. Was it telling you to copy and paste? I'm copy and pasting it. Oh, so it doesn't take over access of your computer? No, but I just kept going, give me the bash.
Starting point is 00:58:37 Bash, Opth, Home, bro. Bin, Python, 3.1. Like, I was doing this for hours, bro. Nothing was happening. That's fucking crazy, dude. I mean, I got home. I was like, how bad could the regular RFK voices be?
Starting point is 00:58:52 Yeah. When I got home, I got the text, I have poison ivy and got a hack. I was like, oh, fuck. Well, no, I thought, like, I could, um, I thought it was just regular ivy. And I thought I could cut it, but, like, if you get sweaty and you're cutting regular ivy, word of the wise, you will still get rashes. Yeah. It's not, like, pure poison ivy, but my hands are, my knuckles and my webbing is fucking.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Yeah, you feel, it feels like you're wearing, like, gloves. I can squeeze liquid out. I know. Been there, dude. I mean, I, like, how's your. Well, way, there? Yeah. Your peeper.
Starting point is 00:59:25 My wiener? It's bumpy. My wiener's all bumpy. So that was the side of my butt. Oh, yeah, it's fat. Yeah, I've got... Behind my ears is bad because I had my headphones on and I was popping my headphones. It's literally everywhere I touched.
Starting point is 00:59:37 I mean, dude, like... So I was ripping the vines off. I cut it with a Ryobi. I'm a Ryobie man now. Ryobie battery chainsaw. It's the same thing as getting away from my phone. It's literally a tool, dude. It's the same fucking tool.
Starting point is 00:59:48 It's not the guy. It's not the tool. It's the man using it. Didn't let me down. But, yeah, man. I must have cut, like, 60 vines. And then fucking, I keep pulling my pants up because my pants don't fit right because I don't have a good butt. You gotta get suspenders, bro.
Starting point is 01:00:02 I just got to get a better build. Overalls. I saw some good overalls online. Just ignore the build. This is temporary. It's tough. Work in progress. Work in progress.
Starting point is 01:00:09 Worker severe progress. I'm currently building another body right now that's not mine. And once that thing hits like 12 pounds or whatever, I can hit the gym. Yeah. Right now, I'm on the feeding schedule. I can't work out. I still think you should get Live Laugh Love on the build. Having a truck would Live Laugh love is.
Starting point is 01:00:24 funniest I can think of currently. I haven't seen one. Bestie Let Me Merge is hilarious to have as a dude, but live, laugh, love. Because that's more like a home thing. Yes. That's hilarious. Please, someone don't.
Starting point is 01:00:37 Live laugh, laugh, love. I wonder if you can get that as a vanity plate. L-I-V, L-A-F, L-U-V. I don't know if that's too long. I'm just going to hit Live-Laf Love bumper sticker because, I mean, it's got to be. It's got to be on there. If it's on Google, dude,
Starting point is 01:00:51 Jimmy Fallon is pumped up for the new epic. guys. Whatever psych meds, don't worry, man. They have psych meds for everything. Oh, dude, obviously. They have live, laugh, love, and cursive you can put on the back of your car. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:01:03 That's what I need. I need that for the truck. Oh, this is good. Live, laugh, love. And then it says, if that doesn't work, load aim fire. Nah, we're getting into I am Charlie Kirkland. He gets some attitude. A little attitude with it.
Starting point is 01:01:16 Flexing about owning guns on your vehicle, it's cool to a point. But like I said, if you want to be cringe, be cringe and be happy with it. Don't buy the bumper sticker because you think people are going to be pumped about it. Make today a sleigh. There's a lot of good bumper stickers. Yeah, you should just start ruining fucking vehicles. Trans people will always exist. J.K.
Starting point is 01:01:38 Literally won't. I love microplastics. This is crazy. These are actually bumper stickers. Yeah, I mean, they've tricked people into voluntarily getting cancer. A silly goose drives this car. That's great. That's reminiscent of some old.
Starting point is 01:01:51 You are loved. That's good. That's good stuff. Don't kill yourself would be a good bumper sticker. Someone saw that in like the throes of paranoia, don't kill yourself. That would be good. Yeah, I mean, dude, there's levels to paranoia. And fucking, like, when you're all like skits out driving down the road,
Starting point is 01:02:06 then it's like, they have a billboard's, like, anxious question marks. Like, yo, fucking chill with that shit. That's was great in the game because he gets so paranoid. That movie freaked me the fuck out. Yeah, but basically, like, what that dude was saying was, like, elites do that stuff. and they're playing a game with, they play games with each other like that. They hunt humans.
Starting point is 01:02:27 And apparently now they own humans. That just came out. It's weird that they're letting us know of that. But like, they've been hunting humans. If they've been throwing us into escape rooms for my whole life. You ever been an escape room? No.
Starting point is 01:02:40 I think if I want to kill myself, it will be there. Will you take others? You have five minutes. I'm just going there. Hey, can you hear me? I need a clue. Right in my fucking mouth.
Starting point is 01:02:51 Like, hey, I can't get into the back. vault and the Western thing. What's the clue? Is this a camera? You can see me? How many fingers are holding up? Boom, right in your face. Did you see Bagonia yet? No. Oh, that's a good one. It's aliens. There's aliens in it. Yeah, I think if it's my time to go. And they're like new... There's a new alien movie too, and I have... I usually will watch them.
Starting point is 01:03:11 Is it really? A new disclosure, not like an alien movie. Oh, well, like that. I'm sorry. I forgot that you've recently seen Prometheus. And Covenant. Fucking good. I don't know. I mean, I mean, I'm... I'm not an alien. Fucking stop.
Starting point is 01:03:24 No, there's a new disclosure thing. Like contact of the fifth kind? Or like, is it a documentary? I'll look it up. Like, dude, they got to fuck. It is?
Starting point is 01:03:35 Is it? The aliens are going to come this time? They're going to come from their planet far, far away from the Big Bang, and it's going to say, Hey, guys, we've came here to help you. It's fucking insane. But I mean, dude,
Starting point is 01:03:49 they have metal alloys that we've never had before. Now they're on Earth. oh, did we just find a metal alloy and you're fucking nuts. You know what? These things are always on Amazon. Amazon's the home of that shit. The home of all of my good stuff. Got Kyrie Irvin's ass.
Starting point is 01:04:04 That's all for everybody. Exactly. Oh, yeah, the black dude trying to say that Morse code was just African drums. That was great. It was one of the best clubs. The Age of Disclosure is called. Who's in this?
Starting point is 01:04:18 Who's in this? What's with movies being 20? So when you go to the movies Yeah, to rent Dude, when you go to the movies You used to get shit for spending 20 Huh? Spend 20 on the mule
Starting point is 01:04:29 And that was like shot hurt around the world I mean, dude It's Clint Eastwood, dude Dirty Harry It's a good film You ever see the mule You did? Did you watch the mule?
Starting point is 01:04:43 But listen, man That was before COVID man That was good shit 20 bucks was 20 bucks back then That was really 20 bucks That's like a $7. This is like a five now. But yeah, when you go to the movies, I get like that is $20.
Starting point is 01:04:57 But how am I sitting at home with my bullshit speakers and you're going to hit me with $20 to rent the thing? Why are the rentals fucking $20? There's no overhead. You go rent a center and get a subwulfur that bitch. I want, dude. You know it would be sick. You know how they have radiant floors?
Starting point is 01:05:12 Yes. What if you did like a radiant subwulfur around your home theater on the floor, though? And it shook the floor. I don't think that we've even come close to tap in the potential of building. building structures. I saw that thing on the fucking Earthships. There's a dude building Earthships out in... What's Earthship?
Starting point is 01:05:27 Dude, they just get a bunch of tires in mud. And they make, like, circle buildings. So Africa. Is this in Ghana? Yeah, dude, I don't want to live in a fucking tire. Build a house over one story. Oh, cool. That's what they're doing in Liberia.
Starting point is 01:05:45 Nice to know. No, I think that there's... We're just at the beginning of it. They're going to redesign. on everything. They're going to live in places like that you're talking about with no 90 degrees. It'll be radiant sound, radiant. Like you're showing me that stuff from
Starting point is 01:05:59 that tech expo? With the girls? I was all for porn addicts. The robots? Yeah, that's weird that everything in the tech expo could kind of be used for sex trafficking or jerking off. But those TVs that are just screen, like clear. Translucent. If that's what's coming down the pike, man. We haven't seen anything yet. How about you make? I'm in a projectors
Starting point is 01:06:20 personally. I hear you. But think about that. You see that transparent TV? Yeah. What if you make that, but instead of the TV, the transparency is an aquarium. And then when you want to watch TV, it turns into a TV. But where do the fish go? Behind the
Starting point is 01:06:35 screen. Then they just come back out and you can just show with an aquarium and, like, do you got to bring aquariums back. They fell off hard. That was on like every MTV scripts. Terrariums are the cool thing now. Have some frogs. Terrarium with some nematose and shit like that. In the terrarians.
Starting point is 01:06:52 I brought mine back to life. What if you had a fucking, like, you know MTV Cribs? Yeah. Remember, like, they would have these crazy aquariums in their houses? Yeah. What if you made it in a terrarium that big? That you couldn't go inside, but it was just a huge ecosystem living in your house. Listen, listen, I think that's what we are.
Starting point is 01:07:10 I hear you. Do it again. Double it and pass it to the next guy. Have some nematode. Think you're got. That would be sick if you could watch that shit. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, man. I'm fucking. If you say MTV, all I can think about is Titus Frost married that chick.
Starting point is 01:07:25 That is weird. It's very fucking weird to me. Real world's weird. There's a lot of like, there's just too much. Everyone to me in the truth community has to be re-evaluated. Everybody. Everything I see, I just go, wait a second. Top down.
Starting point is 01:07:40 The fuck. Yeah, that's, I love it. How are they all back on YouTube now? What is the war over? Yeah. Ike's cool now? You're done your little, you're done your little experiment? They did say that they're like opening shit back up
Starting point is 01:07:51 and everyone can come back on. Yeah. You're too busy. You're too dumb and stupid and worried about the freaking Epstein list. Meanwhile, Trump's doing this stuff for us. You can talk about Blow and Bubba and you can talk about Epstein all you want. If that motherfucker gets rid of income tax, dude, they're putting the crown on. Put it in my ass.
Starting point is 01:08:10 Put it on Times Square. Fuck me in the ass, dude. Get rid of it. I'll do it for everyone, dude. Virginia Dufrey? I'll wear the LeBron James French maid outfit. Trump can fuck my ass if he takes away income tax, dude. That shit is absolute robbery.
Starting point is 01:08:27 But that shit with RFK, we never got back to it. I'm sorry. That dude, he's done. It's just a different, I think it's a combination of it is a sex cult that runs a country. Yeah. And that dude is just a fucking Chad, bro, like from day one. Yeah. You know, what are you going to do?
Starting point is 01:08:48 Sans were tough. He's in his diary, he's talking about how. women will throw them he called it getting mug muggings he would call it muggings when he would go to parties yeah for them I'm two of them come out I don't even know what's ready to go
Starting point is 01:09:01 If a girl talks to me I remember it for years Oh yeah Like I mean talks to me A girl that I don't know Yeah If I meet and they talk to me I'm like four years I will remember that I know I have three parking lot encounters
Starting point is 01:09:14 From literally from 16 until now Where I think they're mentally disturbed women And I still remember them verbatim. Yeah. Right? Fuck. There's like, oh, yeah. Like, I'll just immediately shut down and just go, oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:09:29 Just completely missed whatever. Whatever they're putting down. And then just go home. Someone's got to give that diary up, though. It's just too good. If this is just a little taste that we're getting. I mean, it's crazy. Is that horny still?
Starting point is 01:09:39 And then he's like, oh, I got to get on TRT. I'm a river. You're on my canyon. I think you can't give Kennedy's TRTA. Straight up. Same prepare for my harvest. It's like. I just got the...
Starting point is 01:09:51 There's a new book... It's like saying cock. Yeah, there's a new book... It's a porn shit. There's a new book from the dude that wrote The Unspeakable, and it's all about RFK, the RFK assassination and MLK and MLK and RFCA Jr. Or, and Malcolm X.
Starting point is 01:10:09 Like, they're assassinations? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that dude, I mean, he's definitely got a lot of shit on his shoulders, but it's like for him to care so much about the rivers and stuff like that, And then I'm not trying to say, like, yeah, I'm going to get a bumper sticker that says I like microplastics. But it's just like, you don't like to fuck. You don't learn how to fucking do Falcons, bro.
Starting point is 01:10:27 This is all showing. This is peacocking. Yeah, it's a big peacocking where it's like, I think like. Do I have any cool skills, bro? Fucking coder. Can I show off? Coder. I can code now?
Starting point is 01:10:38 Code monkey. Code with crock. Yeah, I mean, that's where like, I just think the whole sex addict thing, I just never hearing it. Where it's like, I think I want to get the numbers on rehab. People who've put themselves into rehab. Like, S-A and like, uh, what's it like sex addicts and love addicts? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:58 And we all are. What's it called? Sex and love. I'm an ice cream addict, dude. Yeah. But fucking, this dude is going and chilling, having sex all these girls. I want to know the amount of people who checked themselves into rehab voluntarily. S-L-A-A.
Starting point is 01:11:15 What's that? Sex. Love addicts anonymous. It's a 12-stuff. You can be a love addict? Yeah. That's interesting. But dude, this can manifest through pornography and compulsive masturbation because you can be solo sex SLA-A-A.
Starting point is 01:11:29 You might be. Me? Man, I'm not accusing. I'm not an accuser. I don't think you can be addicted to love. I'm addicted to love. I'm not trying to be an accuser. Who is that?
Starting point is 01:11:42 Robert Palmer? Robert Palmer. Yeah, that's a good ass-lock and so. No, it's just like. I want to know the amount of people who stop because they wanted to. Because I feel like a lot of them stop because they get caught. You want me to go through some of the signs of the addiction? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:57 I'll tell you if I have it right the fuck now. I'm an open book. I have a motorold razor, dude. The end is nigh. Do you have intense sexual fantasies and urges and behaviors that feel like they're kind of beyond your control sometimes? No. Do you have a drive for like certain sexual behaviors, like a release of tension afterward, but also guilt or remorse? No
Starting point is 01:12:17 Do you unsuccessfully attempt to reduce or control your sexual orders or behavior? What does that mean? It means like you don't want to jerk off but you keep jerking off. No, I haven't jerked off since last February. Use of sexual behavior
Starting point is 01:12:32 to escape other problems such as loneliness, depression, anxiety, and stress. No. Sexual behaviors that might result in contracting, fuck, I have this. I have all of these. It's me the whole time. I'll see if there's a local meeting.
Starting point is 01:12:50 No, that's like, he's saying like, oh. Trouble establishing, maintaining healthy and stable relationships. Might as well be addicted to love. Robert Palmer, dude. You like, show up to the sex and love thing and be like, I only really ever make it to hugs, but I'm still here with the symptoms. When I'm hugging people, I'm thinking about having sex with them. That's what I don't get.
Starting point is 01:13:15 It's like, he was like, he was like, I go out, I just have these crazy sex fans. It's like, yeah, you see a hot chick. It's like, hey, guess what, dude, that's a hot chick. Yeah, but, dude, you don't know what it's like to see super hot chicks, and then, like, they want to fuck you. And it's like, all the time. Because, like, dude, they're sitting there.
Starting point is 01:13:32 You should have seen me back in the other. You know, man, back in, like, socialite circle, dude, back when it was like, fuck, man, they killed his cousin, but back when him and JFK Jr. went to parties, imagine what the girls. They were hearing about them coming. girls were like oh my god the kennedys are coming yeah who do you know here is usually whatever who are you friends with yeah who let you in here rfk junior he walks in the room and he gets mugged by women allegedly but that's probably
Starting point is 01:14:00 like a feedback loop where it's like that makes you hornier that's a kind of horny we can't understand i mean hangs out with fucking rabbi schmulley bro yeah i mean i don't know if he hangs out with him or shmulli i'm saying i don't know if that's a hangout or just like uh you got You know it's fucking weird? You ever go down the Muggle Jackson? Didn't do it, Rabbit Hall? Yeah. Yeah, obviously.
Starting point is 01:14:20 He confesses a lot of his... Schmulli was like his little confidant. Oh, yeah. That's very weird to me. And it's tied in with Oprah. Oprah, Sony. There's not that... The Beatles, Alster Crowley.
Starting point is 01:14:35 Small club. Yeah. Yeah, it kills me like Jimmy Page was all on that fucking her shit. I just think they're fucking nerds. They're nerds trying to cast magic spells. And I, I mean, the way that Crowley... describes his battles. Him in Neuberg
Starting point is 01:14:49 fucking fight demons like you would watch and Harry, when I was reading it, I was imagining like Voldemort versus Dumbledore. What is that called when you go out into the park?
Starting point is 01:14:58 What do you mean? LARPing? LARPing, yeah. They're just larping his wizards. But how do you explain the success of their spells? You don't. They're just crazy enough
Starting point is 01:15:06 to go and say that. Like that's what I'm saying. Like the pickup artist guys are like, you just got to approach chicks. It's like, yeah, I guess. I got a bunch of chicks numbers. Like, yeah, I guess. Like if you're completely, you don't care when girls are like, you're really freaking me out, you brush that off and do it again.
Starting point is 01:15:21 It's like Owen. I guess. Owen doing lectures. Yeah. That's like, these guys are like, oh, you just got to break through those. It's like, dude, like when you approach a woman and you scare her and you're like, fuck, I got to do that better next time. You got to take a lap. Like, get the fuck out of here with your pickup partner shit.
Starting point is 01:15:37 That's insane. That one chick who freaked out of me in the gym when I was like, you can have my fucking bench trying to be nice. And she's like, what the fuck? What the fuck? I was like, hey. They're also waiting for it. They're dying. They want that moment.
Starting point is 01:15:49 They want their own viral moment. Yeah. I mean, I've seen better-looking heads come out of zippers. That chick was but-o- I wouldn't even touch with that. You're relaxed.
Starting point is 01:15:59 I'm just saying. Not a million years. I could find this battle, dude. You're going to shit. That's what I'm saying. These dudes are just full bullshitters where other people are just like
Starting point is 01:16:10 making sure their families were alive back then. He was reading books. Oh, yeah. This is like 19. I think his dad had like a pub. I got into a really cool podcast about Crowley and it was like he was kind of like a fucking rich kid. That's where the fuck I remember here and all this show.
Starting point is 01:16:24 I was like, why the fuck do I know all this shit about Trail? It's from that other world podcast which just did a great fucking I got I, every once in a while I'll see something and go, man, I got to go get that Patreon and then I just forget about it. But it was like a fucking, um, they're doing the other people like the little people, the fairies. I love the fairy world. There's dudes on Instagram who like you're saying they had it out.
Starting point is 01:16:44 for cowly do this there's dudes on instagram who like pretend to be fairies and get like prosthetic ears and run around the woods and say this is what i do in a day as a fairy amen it's mental disorders these are a series of mental disorders brought to us by the black mirrors yeah where women are looking more like the androids that they're building oh go to del ray my friend dudes are getting more like i've faced yeah a lot like multiple dudes i know have said i've gotten botox to fix the line on my face that fucking shit with that kid clav who walks around I mean he's 19 Ouchy man
Starting point is 01:17:17 Yeah I'm bone smashing He's like bro you might be bone smashing But I'm just saying You know what I mean Tommy sticks You're like you've thought that much about the male looks I think he's also with me saying that Dudes are obviously better looking than women
Starting point is 01:17:32 Because we don't need makeup Just saying I'm with clav on that Some dudes Just in general Like pound for pound men are better looking than women I don't know if you do like a There's a thing
Starting point is 01:17:44 I can't remember what it is. It's cool, though. It's like genetically, we have way more diversity. Dudes. So we have, like, you know how they do, like, the bell curves on stuff? Yeah. We have way more in all the extremes. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:58 Because we're sperms. There's a million of us. We're expendable. Variety is a spice of life. But you got to keep the girls, have to stay in, like, a little window. This is why, like, when they want to push something, dude, they go for the ladies. Think about the ones that fell off. What do you mean?
Starting point is 01:18:11 Like the chicks from the 1700s where everyone were just like, Nah. That's what I'm saying. It's probably word horse nizzi that you couldn't imagine. Ed Kelly, a dude that was digging up graves in whales, who told people he found a book so he could become a necromancer. Walking around with no fucking ears. Somehow gets an end with a dude that works for the queen.
Starting point is 01:18:32 Yeah. Think about how hot Jane D. John D's wife. Think about how hot. She was 32. Think about how hot she would have been. John D. was 58, bro. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:18:42 When they signed the pack. But he had books. A lot of books. That's cool. But I'm just saying, Ed Kelly is the same age as Jane Day. And he's like, dude, the angels are telling me, I have to fuck your wife.
Starting point is 01:18:52 Oh, I didn't know there's an age yet. Hold on. The dude doesn't have fucking ears, bro. Clipped. Probably looked cool. He probably had long hair. Looked cool. If I'm thinking about it.
Starting point is 01:19:04 He's probably, he probably had some rock star hair. You would beg for some rock star hair if you had fucking no ears. I mean, that's definitely what was going on. But, like, dude, imagine how, like, the snizz you could pull with, like, everyone... I just love the classic. This is what Grox tells me that he looked like.
Starting point is 01:19:22 No, that's crazy. It's crazy face. You know, like a fast bender look. A little bit. It would be cool to make that a movie. I think it would be a great, funny movie. Yeah. You know, they did, like, that, Your Highness one with, if they did one of them with John Dee,
Starting point is 01:19:34 and it's just like... But they're just scaring... He's just a scammer that, like, climbed up to the heights of power. Like, this dude was doing the horror. for the queen. He, like, selected her coronation date. Okay. So he was like, you know. That's what I'm saying. Like, any man worth a fuck, probably was just like, I'm going to
Starting point is 01:19:52 make sure my family's okay and continue all my life. Like, to get to that level, you have to be a fucking psycho like John D. or Ed Kelly and a bullshitter. But, dude, you're also living in our world. We live in the world after these guys. We live in the world after Shakespeare, where romantic love comes from memory and Juliet, and you're supposed to do it. Back then, dude, people. might not have cared about their families. It might have just been like, wake up. They were also giving way they were daughters and shit.
Starting point is 01:20:18 Eat. Yeah. Like fucking... Some honest one died. We didn't feed them for like a week. You never know. You got stomped on by a horse. That is true.
Starting point is 01:20:29 I never thought about that. Yeah, like you live in a world where it's like, oh, this is the right thing. It was like, dude, they might not a... They were like eating fucking... There was a show Ricky was telling me you would go to a pub and there'd be a stew. Generational still. Generational still. 100 years, too.
Starting point is 01:20:43 It just keeps going. Keeps going. They never would, they would go, that place has a good stew, and you'd go there, they would just pour more shit into it. So, like, I'm talking like, I take a spoon, I put it in my mouth, put the spoon back. This is what I'm chasing every time I cook. I just make a pile of rice and chicken with sour cream. Should just keep heating it up every day. It's probably good at shit.
Starting point is 01:21:02 It's kind of like a bit, I mean, that probably tastes amazing. Because you're getting, like, probiotics and shit in there. They definitely know what I'm talking about. Dude, I just asked rock. Don't. The Kuro-Koro- I wish I could read or talk, bro. The Choron-Zon evocation.
Starting point is 01:21:21 The fight unfolds, bro. And they prepped, they went to the desert, they drew blood in a circle. Okay. They manifested Kurozoan, who's a formless chaos agent, who takes the form at first as a seductive woman, then a raging beast.
Starting point is 01:21:37 It mocked Crowley, sewing down, lying to him. Then there was a fight, and he shifted into a naked savage and physically charged Neuberg. So he shifted into a naked savage and charged Neuberg, attempted to possess and destroy him. Neuberg, armed with an air dagger, fought in a frantic melee, described as a wrestling match with the demon.
Starting point is 01:22:00 Then Crowley temporarily possessed the demon for a while. Then he fought. I mean, then the demon was banished. But Crowley symbolically crossed the abyss. I mean, this is like what is in his book And people are like, whoa, dude, that's crazy The Vision and the Voice that you did that And Crowley did the unsuccessful seance
Starting point is 01:22:18 At the Bleskin House that Jimmy Page later took over Yeah And then very shortly after Robert Plant Laws's daughter Yeah So who the fuck knows? There might be some, there might be like half-ass magic Going on. There could be half-ass magic
Starting point is 01:22:31 Or it's like, they're bullshitters Led Zeppin's on tons of coke and drugs And then some bad shit happens Because you're on tons of drugs and then you got to get your life back together. Like all those dudes, they're probably drunk for Dames, dude. Alastair might have ripped bag. Nobody knows.
Starting point is 01:22:48 I mean, nobody's there. He's just writing his own, like, test. He's probably a myth. He's writing swastikas and stuff. I know it means something different to him, but he's, like, writing spells in his little book. Out of blood. Out of blood. Look up on a Grock real quick, if he tells the truth to you this time.
Starting point is 01:23:03 All it does is fucking lie. What's the most offensive things Alexer Crowley's wrote? because he's wrote some like shit where it's like okay man you're just a rebel nerd like he was the edge lord because people read and just go what the fuck dude you have to think about something that's like not funny today i don't know the equivalence because everyone's ultra free speech now thanks to Elon Musk and X and the Indians that push it forward okay so a lot of it was deliberately shocking yes is that what did he say spit in my mouth pissing my eyes shit on my belly, my breast, my face.
Starting point is 01:23:40 This kind of stuff? That's what you want? That's what people are reading there. Just like, dude, what? Let him enter the flesh of the harlot and let two become one flesh and the invocation. This is the thing. It's all too. Hey, man.
Starting point is 01:23:53 RFK, you, uh, OTO. Like I said, are they in a sex cult, bro? Does a sex cult run the country? Maybe. If he's saying this stuff, this is like he's trying to make his own Crowley stuff. I thought he said something about like fucking nuns and some crazy shit. Yeah, I mean, probably. Like, he just goes on and on.
Starting point is 01:24:10 I haven't even gotten, I didn't just keep scrolling. He's for real deranged. Yeah, he was doing opium-filled sex magic. You're not. But this is way after he fought in the desert. Yeah. Ouch, man. Especially in the moon child, which that is fascinating.
Starting point is 01:24:24 The moon child with a never-haring story and stuff. And then when you watch Stranger Things, they sing the song of Neverending Story, which is kind of a spell. And what's the book she's reading? Wrinkle in Time. I also was listening. something where the moon harvest souls that can't make it to the next level. Then they get recycled and shot back here. I mean, he might have been just like the mood of the age of it, especially in Moonchild,
Starting point is 01:24:47 a 1929 novel. He was a very bad, said a lot of bad slurs with the Jews and the blacks and the Indians. What was his final words? Okay. Look up Alster Crowley's final words. And this will just tell you where fucking being a bad boy gets you. Fucking fat ass. Fucking slop.
Starting point is 01:25:07 Do magic, dude, get jacked. You can do magic, get jacked and fucking beat the man. Obviously, magic's for dudes that can't get jacked. That's fucked up to even bring up. I started doing spells than it does. Dude, hit some crunches. There's something weird with his death, I want to say. Him and Jimmy Seville.
Starting point is 01:25:24 He was worried when it was his time to fucking go. It says, I am perplexed. Yeah. He was confused. There's something else, too. Near a resolution. He's from Humberside. There is something going on.
Starting point is 01:25:38 Oh, he goes, I am perplexed. Satan, damn it. Now what? That's what, like, and then look up Jimmy Seville. What, what, how Jimmy Seville? Crowley literally, so this chick came over the day before he died. And this girl thought his last words was, I'm dying, but I'm not finished yet. Then another one was a nurse who was given a morphine's head, money, send for money.
Starting point is 01:26:01 Where's my son? Bring Alistair. That's probably his last word. Look up fucking how Jimmy Seville died. Another fucking freak, satanic pedophile that was with the royal family. All right. But then after that, I want to search up just to see what Grock says, man. If I say, is there any connection with Mr. Beast and Alastrocaly of the Beast?
Starting point is 01:26:22 And I'll just throw that and then we'll kill it. Yeah, that's fine. That'll be enough. That's absolutely fun. Jimmy, Mr. Beast. He was dead in Leeds, natural causes. It says pneumonia had been ill for some time. Look up if he died with his fingers crossed.
Starting point is 01:26:37 because that's what I heard through the old great... This is what I'm saying. A lot of this rumor man, the rumor mill in 50 years they might say Trump blew fucking baba,
Starting point is 01:26:47 dude. And if he gets rid of income tax, fuck out of champion gay people. They should be able to get married and have kids, dude, with no background checks because that's okay. If Trump gets rid of income tax,
Starting point is 01:26:58 please, for love of God, Trump, if you're listening to this, please get rid of income tax. I hate that shit more to anything in this world. No There's no evidence Fuck rock
Starting point is 01:27:09 I'm just saying Like dude rocks a fucking When I was like Yo was that shit in DC a false flag Obviously he fucking Groke doesn't believe that Yeah So they're just giving you the official
Starting point is 01:27:21 Yeah yeah I don't believe All this is the official narrative See if there's a length of Jimmy Jimmy Mr. Beast and Alice or Crowley If he has any affiliations Which he'll probably say he doesn't Even though he like made his own weird
Starting point is 01:27:32 Squid games human game That's probably That's what I'm saying That's like a game Like them The elites Putting us in these game situations for survival
Starting point is 01:27:40 This is what that dude Nick Hayn was talking about And I find that very interesting Yeah Just food for thought For my own thoughts Was probably like watching Passion Speak on Cinemax
Starting point is 01:27:50 We're like seeing some nice tits It's not hardcore porn But it's taste And dude I couldn't stop watching it I know Crowley's great beast And he Think harder
Starting point is 01:28:02 I'm glad you can tell the Indian On the other line to think order. Search us a little harder, please, Indian man. This might take me a while. Mr. Beast's pyramid tour. Very suspect.
Starting point is 01:28:14 Crowley also did a pyramid tour. Okay. Almost 100 years apart. Okay. So we're going a little over the target? I mean, this would take me a while. I don't read this fast.
Starting point is 01:28:26 His real name is Donaldson. Jimmy Donaldson? In short, there's zero length, just a beastly branding coincidence. Okay. It's catnip for the, He's a cult fans and conspiracy theorists. Okay.
Starting point is 01:28:39 Thank you, Grog. Go Groke. Go Groke. Go broke or go broke.

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