WAR MODE - Scuffed Mode

Episode Date: February 28, 2026

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Nobody's gay. Nobody's gay. Nobody is gay. What do you like to hold a yachts when you love? Do you still feel suicidal? Uh. Yeah Well, put it this way

That doesn't make me a hater Please Blaine Zesty Give you one right now, tear it up life You filled me up daddy You're going to have a great day today Enjoy it's it Listen, bro, there's no

Be ashamed of who you are, bro Have you seen those zesting files? It's okay to be gay And just be you You know, like having to watch them To watch them guys Yeah, we just out here doing our thing, bro. You sit there as he spiked your cortisol, thinking about transgender.

I'm sorry. I want to resist them. The sopranos are all over the shit. Excuse me. I think my testosterone's going up. This happens every time I start working out a lot again. No cameras, I think, is a good move. Yeah, it's weird.

You go in there, people start, like, mewing and shit immediately. Yeah, like, get very weird on the camera. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah It's weird But you guys are doing the same

You're doing the same show That you were doing before But you're just like doing a different Leg of the tour Are they all sold out? Last one Last three have been sold out Tomorrow night's not sold out

We have like tickets available Tickets to But it's uh We're trying to I'm trying to amount not I want them to be sold out I want to be like stuffed I want to keep it

Exclusive and So that's why I do five cap I do rooms The size of this room Like the bell of the ball? Yeah, just, hey guys, couldn't get tickets on. We do lobbies. We do waiting rooms.

Parking lots, Burger King, bathrooms. I just couldn't imagine doing it because at some point I feel like I would just freeze up and have nothing. I think it goes the other way. Really? You don't have too much. When you're like, you're getting all jazzed up and shit like that? Yeah, you pick up like good fun practices, like best practices. And then like by the sixth show, you're like, you're good.

If you like James Brown? Yeah, yeah, literally you're sweaty on Coke. You're on the news, me. like, ha, move it, go it. Okay, James. That is one of my favorite fucking clips. James round high on Coke on the news is the best. It's so fucked up, dude.

It's like not cool. I mean, yeah. We got our little bits that we can dump out too. Oh, yeah, like your best hits and shit like that. Yeah, sure. Old woman sucking cock. Just pull that up on the screen. That's a fan favorite.

Yeah, well, yeah, old elderly women sucking dick. Like stuff like that. Elderly men. What did I just hit you with your ass before? Oh, he was asked me for Lemon Party and then I gave him like the tranche of like the worst shit on the internet Sure shake that bear They haven't all saved dude. It's fucking yeah I can't do it anymore No, no I used to watch like B&E Pain Olympics and like now I play called dude and go like this is fucked up like people are dying

I should probably turn this all yeah, yeah you're getting soft You're like this Jesus Christ that's someone's son It's a teammate as a father Yeah It's a six-year-old boy who's rage quitting yeah I had no idea that there's that many shock sights. Oh, golly. I wasn't on the internet back then.

Course girl, tub girl. Yeah. All the different girl is. One man, one jar. Yeah. Does he shake that bear? No. Shake that bear was great.

That's the worst one for some rate. It's just a guy kills a black bear out of a, and it falls out of a tree. And then him and this woman just have sex on top of a dead bear. It's the most disturbing. It's more than like two girls one cup. That one like. Is that not American? I think it's in America.

Just to shake that bear. But it's just like, oh, poor bear. The one that fucked me up. Like, I was on the shit when I was probably in seventh grade. I was like, I was just trying to make, like, Matt and all them laugh. I'm like, you know, check this out. I found it on the internet. Yeah, he used to come over to where we lived.

We were, like, in our 20s, and he was like a, like, freshman in high school. And he was like, watch this guy's going to hatch his dick off. And I was like, yeah, he would leave up. Dude, that kid is fucked up. Yeah. Kick cards. To show you like a cum-crusted like homeless hooker pussy And you're like you like that shit isn't that fucking nuts

Every device we had like it was like when you porn all that started getting real players So like everything we get our hands are like could we watch porn on this? Yes potentially maybe but the one was I think it was on either useless it might have been useless junk there was a dude fucking a snake And you literally blows the snake's pussy up you can see like the lips of the snake's pussy grabbing the dick And it is fucking horrendous. Yeah. Have you ever held a snake and like smelled it afterwards your hands? I hate it.

I hate that. It's the only thing I like when I've showed fucking my fiancee that. I've showed everyone I know just to like try to get it off me. Like it's some demon. Like dude, just watch this video real quick. Tell me what you think. And the guy's literally holding the snake and fucking. Yeah, dude.

People are fun. If I showed my wife that like you see that balcony out there? That's like you come home from work early and your wife just like silently jumps off of it. Like middle of the night You kill yourself I saw a guy fucking a chicken In an elevator one time There was a video

In real life In real life I walk He didn't take to the mouth Door's open No he was like holding the wings And like fucking a chicken I can't find the video If anybody knows

I swear I saw it I didn't because it was like It was in like it looked like it was a CCTV And the guy was like holding the wings And like he was on his knees And he was like butt fucking the chicken And I was like yeah You can't get a bit about

Standup about fucking an owl Yeah We saw a guy that was an owl tamer in Phoenix And this fancy Hals are so little without their feathers You see an owl without feathers? Yeah, it looks like a rotissary chicken Yeah, yeah, yeah

All right, buddy, I gotta ask You fucking the owl, man We were making it up It was basically two hour conversation About how the tamer fucks the owl And he's like, don't talk about her like that It's like, you have to find it with like Yeah, I don't know how any of that shit

works. It was like half the animals have like corkscrew dicks and stuff. Like I don't know how. Remember the golden retriever one where the girl had that like leopard thing? She was like, that was a good boy. No, that shit is not. That was a good boy. Fucking a nice dog like that. It's just like chicks at her kind of hot fucking dogs. She had like a safari setting.

Oh, wait. No, that's a dog. You've seen more than one? Oh yeah. I've seen everything on the fucking internet. That's wild. Oh my God. I mean, I was watching this in sixth grade. Never kissed a girl yet or anything. Like, these dogs are literally fucking girls, and a girl won't even kiss me at a dance.

So, like, I was like in the trenches. I was like guitar hero. And so my eyes hurt from not blinking. They were like, oh, fuck, I have to blink a little bit. And then I would go see shit like that. And like, oh, fuck. Like, it was my early time on the internet. I just took it to the limit.

And then kind of just chilled out. You were like a kid who got in a Formula One race car and then redlined it. And then, like, brought it back. And they were like, who the fuck was in this thing? They were doing 200 miles an hour for five hours. Yeah. It's red hot. That would have been like nothing like we like as far the only tranny shit ever saw was on the at the end of magazines for like there's like disgusting dirty magazines that had like ads and stuff in them.

Yeah. I would see like a tranny thing in there. Like holy fuck a chicken have a dick and then just kind of brush it off. But that never bit me. I never got curious about that. It's an ad for manwidge. Yeah. Chicks with Dix was like a Sandler joke.

I was like that was implemented by like a SNL school. That was like a, I think that was like a happy guy. I remember seeing like, like, chicks with dicks, the term was like a joke. From the tapes? Remember like the Sandler tapes? Yeah. Or sneeze or whatever they were. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Like a lotion bottle up my ass jokes. Yeah. The really funny ones are the amateur porn facial abuse ones. Yeah. You're the ones, but they're like, you're fucking ugly as fuck. The girl's like, you. It's miserable.

Holy shit. You're fat as fuck. I know a chick who sister did it. Oh, really? facial abuse? Yes. Whoa. Was it Africa?

This is coming back to me now. Her parents were used to be. EFucked. Yeah, EFo. Yeah. Dude, this is how fucking, I'm very glad we're talking about this stuff because it's been dark and dreary

with all the Epstein shit. It was really funny though. Talk about the real stuff. Eighth grade I was warming up with EFuck. I'll go chuck on EFat. What's going on? It's kind of weird. I want to jerk off now.

You were speedbagging with EFUKDDDDD that. The like compilation where it's like, you are a fucking ogre. Yeah. You're ugly fucking. I would pay money to know who your friends. Putting a name of the face for an eFucked girl right now would make a grown Nick be like,

where is she? I want to save her. I'm married. I know what I said. Oh, that is sad. I mean, I've literally been clean off porn for a year now. Wow. I haven't even jerked it.

Good for you. You're retaining? Retaining, yes. Wow. There's a few nocturnal emissions, but other than that, I keep it pretty fucking easy. Wow, that's crazy. How's that feel? the same.

Does your decision-making process better? Probably not. No? I think there's a lot more that plays into it. Like when we did it one time, like when you're single and you do it, it's like biblical. Like when you have a girlfriend,

like it's not real because you're not like, I'm not like having sex with my fiance and then me like, not coming. I can't like withholding. I'm not like Kevin Gates like I'm going to come in you or whatever. You mean lying? Yeah. Just lying and virtue signaling.

I kind of believe Sting was. Was it Sting who said he did tantric love? Yeah. Sting, I believe that dude had tantric sad. Gordon Sumner Sting, the police stow? Yeah, yeah. He was like... He used to go on like Oprah and shit and talk about it.

Yeah. Really? That's like when the first... He was telling girls to get away from him. The first thing, don't stand that close. Yeah, like the first time I ever heard about Tantra was from Sting on daytime TV. Think about what they did the housewives. Oh, yeah.

Some British dude hitting that. That's fucking crazy. Fridid. That was probably like multiple fights over the U.S. because that chick watched that open. than had to deal with that shit. Yeah, yeah. Some fucking horny guy

with like beer breath trying to finger her ass at one in the morning after bowling. Like, come on, I want to try anal. I saw it with chicks with dicks.

com. I saw it on eFocked. I want to try the spit thing. That's wild. A buddy of mine is big into that. And we were calling blowjobs. Tantra?

No, just semen retention. Yeah. And just like, he's like, at a certain point you get to it. It's like, blow jobs.

It's kind of fucking gay. And I was like this wild. That's a go. Yeah. Like, it is, we did it forever ago. And it was like, me, Spade and Matt were all painting together. And we all kind of like, not in a gay way at all. We just found out about it.

We just found out about NoFAP to like Reddit and shit. Like this is probably 2016 or 17 or whatever. Wow. We all fucking did it. That was very good. Accountability. Yeah. I only made it six days.

Yes. Me. But then we did it. That's pretty good. This is a lot of fucking long time. Yeah. We did it a little while. and Spade went about 87.

I went 98, 88. Days? 90 days, no coming. I was stopping in my dream. I would have like fucking succubes coming to me in my dream and going, no, I'm on no fat. Wow. Wow. Really?

Now it's some stick to itiveness. It was very fucking hard. But that was when I did that, especially when you're singly, you realize how much time you just waste jerking it. Because my truck was clean. My house was clean. Like everything. I mean, it's like called procrastinating. Where you should do something.

You should probably just beat off instead. That's brilliant. I mean, yeah, drink. I haven't like, I've been drinking like two and a half months. 16 December 6th, whatever, it doesn't matter. I don't get a fuck about. Drinking's cool. People should drink.

I love drinking. It's great. I'm varsity. I started starting quarterback drinking. But I miss it. But like you do realize like, holy shit that I spend a lot of time like, oh. Grown father. Like what are my kids see?

Yeah, being hung over with the kid. It's not cool. It's so embarrassing. I've been three times so far. It's hell on earth. Yeah. I could not have mad. I hate being hung over by myself.

I convince myself every time I'm hung over, I'm dying. This is the time. This is when it all happens. Everything's coming together. I'm 100% dying today. God saw your liver and you're drinking and he's in a parachute now. I should have taught my daughter the word fucking, like, you fucking hysterical faggot. So I would stop drinking faster.

So like my daughter would be like, dad, are you a fucking hysterical faggot? And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I stop drinking. It's like shame me in the, like, have you? Have you been like losing pounds and shit from it? I think I'm like recomp. I mean, I'm like two 60. But like I think I'm like recomp. I'm lifting like as much as I possibly can.

What are we talking? You're, you have a pride. What's your BMI? I have no idea. I don't know, fucking fat. I'm like six like six three, six two and three quarter six and I'm like two. What's your roster size? What's your roster size?

Six three. Two. Twenty. Now I'm two. 42 soldier Fat, yeah But I was like I used to be like

I'm like a skinny leg guy And I have like Oh I'm like a thin leg I'm not like a I'm not a lineman coming down I'm a skinny going up Yeah I got you know what I'm saying Like there's two different kinds of fat white kid Like you know like Lyman lose there like

When Lyman retire? Yeah And you're like oh you were a skinny kid Like who's the one on Bustin with the boys Lawan Lawan He's like a thin guy who got yanked Jack

My one buddy did and he was like He went to Maryland everything And he was like, when he came in freshman year, he was like 190 pounds, started crushing sandwiches and shit like that, got up to 300. Oh, my God. That's crazy. He was huge. He played for Maryland. And then he was like, this is impossible.

Like, black people exist. I'll never go to the NFL. And then kind of just became an actor in Hollywood now. No shit. Oh, he's skinny. He's skinny as fuck. Who's that? He's skinny now.

He's probably seen him. His name. He does like gay skits on Instagram. Oh, good. Oh, no shit. Yeah, I feel like I. He was on Dexter. Yeah.

He was on Dexter. Yeah, that's like a thing. Like they have that body type where they can take. If you're tall and you can hang the, hang the weight. That's like a thing with, oh, then you'll see like big boys. Oh, you're just a big boy. Like you're a fucking, you're a dinosaur bones. Cool and Fred.

Yeah. That's like my dad and all those guys are just large in proportion. His uncle's hands are like wide. Yeah. His fingers are like that. Turkey platter pelvis is. Wow. None of them played sports because I thought it was gay.

They just drove trash. They played basketball. My one uncle played basketball. Other than that, none of them, they all just kind of went to work and we're like, I'm not I when I was lifting in high school they would be like you are the gayest man alive why are you going to the gym and lifting like are you gay wow I had muscle and fitnesses where they found they were like okay he's going to come out at some point I was trying to get like dude they would have thor's workout and like back then I didn't realize that those guys are just

on steroids so yeah they're on a lethal amount of steroids too they're on shit you can't get yeah I'm jealous I want it it's fucking insane yeah but now they're doing like these peptides in the TRT, it's like they're honing it in where it's like they're just going to do your levels like this, you're going to feel like a god. It's probably amazing. You ever the pep ads yet? No, dude. I've done every single one. Are you serious? Every single one I've done. I tried the

world ones, but I'm afraid of the needs. No, I take them right in my stomach. As soon as I found out, I was like, I'll take them all. Please, thank you. He shot him on stage at a show one. You died back, Daryl? Yeah, yeah. I just get my head blown off. Oh, yeah, brother. I've done like Motsie PEP. I'm like, fuck it, I'll do it. BPC, all. They're all great. They're great.

Like the MOTC one is literally has like cocaine. One of his buddies I talked to, he said glow. Glow and Reda. I'm on that right now. You're on it right now. Is it blue? Yep. That's fucking weird, man.

Yeah, glow. I'm on Klo, which is the other one. There's like a glow. I've done Clow. Motsie, BPC. No side effects? Redda. Redda gives you skin sensitivity. If you overdose, if you like over, if you do it.

So you get it. You get it in. a powder and then you reconstitute it with back water and then you fill you back you set it up and then you have to make it a liquid yeah oh shit you put like sterile water in with it so then you take that and then you mix it in and then I'm not clean enough as a person

yeah I know not yeah there are junkies doing heroin cleaner than what I'm doing yeah I'm like I'm taking a shit I'm doing them wipe my ass so do you feel like sensitive like if if you if you do too much red out right away your skin feels like like a... Nyacin or something?

No, like you pulled a wool blanket over yourself while you were naked. Like it's like... Okay. Like kind of, not nice. Not a good feeling. Itchy. Yeah.

Probably. He like, Billy likes to feel. I don't remember Jack 3D. No, that was a thing. Yeah, my roommate had did that. There's pre-workouts that he like misses. Pre-workout is Coke.

Now it's retarded. Like this shit that is out now, it's retarded. was stuff where I would take and I would go work out and come home and then run like three times around my neighborhood. Yeah. Like I found out later on that there was like like infetamines in it. Yeah. So in complete sense that's the while I was doing that. I remember that was like 2000 like nine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I explode shotgun. All those came out. Carnivals. Carnival supplements. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was like a wild time. I remember that kind of stuff where people would be like yeah, that's fucking like that. No one's. That's Chinese. Are they gonna make like a GNC where you go in and get peptides?

Absolutely. Like a whole hall, like a wall of it? They're gonna cure cancer and then just do this. So you have to continue to buy it to feel anything. Subscription. You go to the dumbest half doctor you've ever seen in your life. Three straight up hand tattooed commercial fucking painters. Oh, this is how you get them?

Yeah. Okay. I go to, no, I know, I buy him pro. I do a modern amino as well, I'm so fucking some nerd, all of a sudden some fucking solar salesman's giving me a promo code. Dude, they're the box. He's talking to me about like, it's a triple agonist, and it's actually, I'm like, dude, shut the fuck up.

Like, you know it. You were selling fucking pain an hour ago. And now you're reading off a script in your car, like, you're outside of a gym. And I'm fucking like, dude, it's so brutal. Coach Cameron for your promo code at modernaminos.com. And I'm like, Jesus, cry. Just C-A-M-E-R-O-A. I think it's a MLM, right?

Salient peptides. That's, they're getting there, which is dangerous because if there's results with the pyramid scheme, it could take the fuck off. Like, if you had a pyramid scheme, they got everyone jacked. It could actually... They were doing them with juicers, right? Or what was the one by you? Vima.

Vima. Vima. Have you ever had a pyramid scheme up there in Rhode Island? Yeah, we had, was that the wine one? No. Was that the grape wine? This was like a supplement. This was like a mix.

Nutri. I got a vitamin K supplement I can get you signed up for after the show. Two friends. If you both sign up, you can level up. And then after the fifth one's free. What was it? It was called Vima. And it was.

went like all these kids. They made a documentary about it. They made like a little documentary about it. They somehow got involved with the Phoenix Suns, but like all the kids that went to the public school near me, like one kid went to like the University of San Diego, they all kind of like went to college and all got tricked at the same time and came back

and like three series beamers are probably as much as like a decent Honda Civic. Like it was like a third. I would look them up and like. This pains me because it's like they're getting like $700 payments, not making any money. It was insane. I would like mess. They would like talk shit to me because I'm like,

dude, you guys are in a pyramid scheme and they're like yeah tell it's my Beamer and I would send them the like the price of a three series in like 2000 and fucking 12 like dude this is 30 grand this isn't that hard to obtain like you could get a civic that's even sicker. You shit talking

a bro in an MLM in Arizona like they were they were in our area they would come to our parties and shit like that and go still in college man that's a fucking movie right there bro they would come over like yeah I mean dude whenever you want to get involved man I'd love to sit down

talk to you are in a pyramid scheme I'm like I'm not doing this shit they're just like dude whatever it's interesting I wouldn't I would never when opportunity is knocking I usually open the door but no it's multi-level marketing it's not a pyramid scheme they're looking at me dead in my fucking eyes but dude this is not like what we're doing is legit you take vma it's an energy shot and it's good for you it has a ton of vitamins I was like dude like they would have to bring they would bring them the parties like made people like try to take them and stuff like that and have like they would fill up this whole apartment with like

17 kids who probably just got out of rehab and they would all sit down have like a meeting and then you would talk meeting the hotel meeting kind of like um herbal life yeah herb life is where we got that yeah herbal life fat girl shakes yeah there was dudes who did herbal life and dudes who did vima the vima was just like they were douchebags about it that's the like pissed me off so like they would just talk shit to all of us and like in college nagging you yeah all the time In college, like we were getting... Dark psychology.

Yeah. Yeah. We'll get them. 12, 75 an hour from this like builder we were working for. And I would only work on like Saturdays and Thursdays. And I would like get my check and it'd be fucking nothing. Yeah. These guys were like, dude, bro.

I frenzied three times this month. I'm getting a bonus. I'm going to be diving by the end of next week. Oh, really? If you want to hop on, I can hook you up with them. And I have clients I haven't even hit yet. I've got. It's fucking.

There would just be the Facebook message like, hey, man, you got a second to talk. The moment you want to build your future, you hit me out. Okay, I'll be here. And so, I mean, the camouflage, though, some of them were rich. So, like, they could do whatever the fuck we want. Like, you did it matter. And, like, they got a bunch of dudes.

And then the ship kind of went down. And the kid kind of just pieced out. And now he's a drop shipper. Of course. We had one in the Midwest that was, like, life adventure or something that was, like, selling, like... His Native Americans? No, like, selling, like, vacations or something or, like,

cruise, selling people cruises and stuff. and I got the same thing. My cousin, he thought he got a cruise. My one cousin Steve thought he got a phone call. I thought he won't a cruise. Oh, I'm getting calls right now from Hilton Honorsers. Like, they won't leave me the fuck alone. That's a big west one.

I wouldn't even know what the fuck. They also had the cut-co knives things. That was huge. We had wine. We had one called Motiv, which is a wine thing. My aunt Barbara. Is that Gary Vee? What's Gary Vee famous for?

Gary Vee is famous for sucking coffee. Yeah. Really? No, online wine business. Like it's... You're a rich guy? Yeah. His family owned a wine business, and then he put him on the internet.

And now he buys, like, loboos and shit and, like, fucking screams on the camera. Making content. Yeah, I saw him grab an Asian girl and tell her she was special, and I was like, all right. I saw that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are special right now. There's three billion of you. You are special.

They make you in a last. Specifically you, though. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think it was, like, right before all the GaryVee stuff was Avima stuff, and then it kind of, like, everyone kind of. Some kids got into home building, other dudes, drop shipping, which I still can't understand. Have you ever tried drop shipping? I have a buddy who does it.

And he's like, yeah. Can you be normal and do it or do you have to be like fucking psychotic? Frankie, there's like, there's a couple of guys. I think my buddy Frankie Shaw did, he copied, I think he did a bathing suit that did like a hundred thousand units or something. So he hit like that. He's like, he's cool. But what is it? It's wild.

Basically buying things and then re-selling them? Yeah, you have like an Amazon store where like you'll buy a fucking million. And you got to store them or are you just like a middleman online? No, you're all 3PL. Okay. Gotcha. You just have like a Chinese person that takes care of all the orders. Okay.

A towel heater. A fucking weird comb that like does something new that's never been done before. And like, I saw it. Have ever seen 60 days in? No. Yeah. The prison show where like they're not actually going to prison, but they say like I'll go in to like be a rat for you guys. That's crazy.

but yeah. The one black kid went in there and sat everyone down and tried to explain drop shipping to them and I think they broke out a fight or something that doesn't fucking work

guy just stands up and shoots the warden in the head with his fake gun that's, that show scares the shit out of me have you ever been to jail? Bro. Or like prison?

I just wanted to a courthouse and I didn't do anything wrong It was the first time you went to court I've never been to court in my life. Bro, like you go to like a prison

prison that's like horrifying. It's like horrifying. Have you been to prison? No, I went to jail for a weekend I went for fighting and I went on a Friday night and got out on a Monday. And I was in a cell for like 48 hours.

And I was in like New York City. Did you do push-ups immediately? I did. I was doing push-ups. No pillow. I've never met someone who hasn't done push-ups a minute they got to jail. It's like you a metal thing and you're like, I'm going to be in here for all fucking long.

Like when it hits you, you're like, don't fucking no phone. No, like no nothing. What year was it? 2004. Oh, okay. So you weren't like fully addicted to like an iPhone. No, no. But there was just like no nothing, you know what the fucking?

And it was just like, I would, I remember I got out of the court and I walked. I was like from, it would be the equivalent like walking to like wherever you, like, it was a four hour walk to campus. And I walked home. I was like, I don't even care. I was so happy. I was like, never, ever. But like prison is horrifying. Did you have like, you had breakfast, lunch and dinner?

Yeah, bagel. They give you a bagel with bologna on it. Oh. And like New York City, Staten Island Police. Like Staten Island jail cell. I was in there with a kid who stole a car and then crashed into a cop. Guy with overdose and got heroin

like two stalls down from me like like, oh, oh, oh, oh, like screaming all night. And people like, shut the fuck up! Like for like hours. You're like, I remember like when the guy coming, he's like, I was like, yo, you got to get me the fuck out. You got to call my parents or something. I was like, I'm going to kill myself.

He's like, say that again, and I'll take your fucking sneakers from you. Oh, my God. I was like, I was like, I would really. Literally. Dude. I was fucking kidding. She's met dramatically. I don't like it here.

Clearly not supposed to be here. Did you cry? Yeah. Yeah. I wasn't fucking being cool, that's for sure. Oh, God. Yeah. I had a dream that like I got into prison.

They closed the doors and like it hit me that I'm going to be in there for like 20 years. And I was like, I woke up like, oh my God. Yeah. That would fucking suck dick. My uncle went to jail for murder for 20. 20 years. 20? Yeah, he stays with my parents.

And he got out. He didn't murder a woman. And he got out. It's called the Innocence Project where they get you out. Betty Ann Waters. Betty Ann Waters, who actually dated it was kind of wild. He ended up dating the lawyer that got him out.

But he got out. He didn't kill a woman. Thanks, dude. It was going on. And he would tell me prison stories. Like he was in jail. We'd go see him in jail and shit. And he was like, hey, it's like my uncle Beaver.

I see him all the time. Hey, what's up? What's going on? How are you? And he'd be like, yeah, fucking, you know, I'd see the fucking nurse. You know, the fucking guy's got the good nurse to show me your tits. And I fucking hump my pillow for a month. And it's like, what?

And it's like, it's wild, how slow it moves. And you're like, oh, yeah. You hear this, though. It's horrifying, bro. That's what he was saying, like, having a kid that, like, time just slows down insanely. Because, like, before he had his kid, he was like, dude, time's flying by. We're dying next week. Then he had a kid.

It just screeched to a fucking old. Now, like, I'm overwhelmed a bit. how long I have to live. Yeah, it's, I mean, how old? Four months. Yeah. You're just asking how old he is. Oh, me?

No, 43. Oh, yeah, no, it's having the first two years of having kids for a guy, I don't care who you are, is fucking the worst. It's the, people are like, it's great. Like, shut up, lying sack of shit. It's literally, I think there's a lot of people. Just let the girl do it and go do your thing. Yeah.

Try to be like, oh, yeah, like. This is a blessing. I couldn't be happier. If people were being honest, I think there would be a lot more of that. Like, this is hell. It's fucking hell on earth.

I wanted to cave my wife's fucking skull in. I literally, I wanted to treat you. I couldn't imagine dudes that have chicks that can't do it. Yeah, yeah. Or like diva chicks, diva motties.

I want to go out this weekend with my friends. Some of the crazy, uh, some of the crazy waitresses and art girls I went out with like years ago. If I had a kid with them, dude, wouldn't have made it. Yeah.

Murder suicide. Yeah. A kid would be in therapy. don't know what would be going on. Yeah, I would be fucking dropping cinder blocks on their fucking head when they're sleeping. He's fucking lying. I mean, I actually thought about this.

Like, I was looking into a spade semi-video video about the Charlie Kirk assassination. And this guy is, like, fucking solid as fuck. He recreated, you know, like the vector analysis they showed? Yeah, sure. He recreated it. I mean, Charlie curse a lot. Like, literally, he completely figured this thing out

where, like, he got the shirt going and everything. And, like, he said there was, like, He had a necklace and there's like, are you familiar with like the Boston bombing not being real? Or like being in the unbombing thing. No. Let's talk about that. Fucking. Okay.

The Sarenov brothers. Is that who was? Yeah. Sarnenev. A kid that went on the Rolling Stones. Yeah, yeah. Remember they put them on the cover of the Rolling Stones? Yeah.

Oh, yes. That's right. Fucking insane. That's right. Okay. But there's a documentary called the Boston unbombing. Okay. And they're showing these people and like there's a lot of like the blood trail isn't there.

Like not saying that something didn't blow up, but I think there might be some actors. There's a CIA backpack guy, isn't there? Isn't there like a backpack hat? That's January 6. If you see January 6 slowed down and if you see the Boston bombing slowed down, you're like, this is obviously just active. January 6th, there's a dude, woo's news, dude.

I think on January 6th. And it's like, it looks like the people you guys got for that fucking mom's video are walking around like, Trump. Central kiss. And just walking, like, they're fucking retarded, dude. Really? Yeah.

And a lot of it looks fucking state. I completely forget what the fuck I was off. Oh, the kid, he does all this Charlie Kirk thing. Physics. Yeah, the physics. The necklace allegedly rips. He had a, like a CO2 canister, blew the necklace up. That was connected to like what they call moulage is like fake, like gore and shit like that in movies.

Yeah. It was attached to it, blows off, starts to spiel. But there was another one that was back here, he thinks, that didn't catch. So that's why there's only an entrance wound. but I start watching all that shit he's alive I'll say that right now I'm happy to hear it and if I'm wrong I don't care yeah the I start watching Candace Owens

you say all this to say this yeah I start watching Candace Owens I might as well be like a 38 year old white woman yeah literally my wife and her friends are now I'm gonna like refine my house or whatever thing she's promoting now like she's talking about like Erica Kirk is pretty much like a Mossade agent and then it will like cut to like so I know you have a low end interest rate.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Is that her brother? You're one of the, uh, the mommy, mommy sleuths, she calls them. Mommy sleuths. Yeah. I mean, that is hell yeah. Valhalla for women.

You did everything right. You are a mommy sleuth for Candace Owens and you're just digging for her and you're going home to your husband like Charlie's still alive and he might be a dive traveler. Like you did so good. That's my life. Carvin San Diego. You are so sexy. Jesus.

But like she's talking about how, um, Candice O or Erica Kirk is. Kirk is a psychopath. I think the amount of women's psychopath is very low, but I think there's a lot more. Like, I think it's under... Now with my dating history, bud. I don't know what to tell you.

I remember how my fucking past. I think there's a lot more women's psychopaths out there than people put on to. Like, I think there's more psycho women than there are men. Are we kidding? My baby mama just said she'd clubbing Indian in front of fucking, dude. Wow. Some Indian tried to get in her car, bro. Actually?

She's stuck in traffic. I guess they thought she was an Uber. Yeah, probably. Honda Sierra, yeah, that's what they said.

I thought you were Uber. It's going to be getting an upgrade from baby mom to wife rather shortly here. I'll club an Indian in front of his family. She's working for it. Oh,

that's just bang, bang. Oh, that's right here. John the car I'll fucking smash you. Oh my God. Whoa. Please don't. Yeah, but I'm like,

obviously, people, like, if you go with science there's not as many women's psychopaths as are met really I just been looking to like I just there's like interviews of psychopaths on the internet I just want to see like who's a who's a unknowing like who's a out of nowhere psychopath what do you mean like a name like a name that like tested positive on the

psychopath in Casey Anthony I guess what she oh yeah right yeah Casey Anthony fucked do you ever hear Casey Anthony the entire police force was trying to get her like she She was like, she had like three different cops like fucking their lives up to fuck her. After. After. Yeah. After. Yeah.

What is inside her pussy though? Like how good. She's like, like, she's the best fuck ever. I think cops are like, they need the wind to blow one way. What was the one trial? Dude, what was the one trial where like in. They're always drunk. In discovery, like all their texts came out and they were talking about a balloon knot.

It's like a famous clip on the internet. Casey Anthony's? No, no. It's like some fucking, some cop, all these cops are like fucking her and they're like in a group chat talking about her balloon not. The chick that was like her balloon not leaking. Her balloon not leaking. Oh, is that the one that had the three-ser. Yeah.

Yeah, like the one you'd pay money to see the sex tape or I would anyway. Yeah, the little dork that fucked everybody. She looked like a facial abuse person. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but I mean. A grocery bagger that fucked like four cops at once. Yeah, that was the one. But that's what I'm saying.

Like, it would be way easier if you're a chick because like a lot of dudes, like if you're a psychopath dude, eventually people are like, all right, dude, like, relax, man. Vince McMahon. If a girl says anything to you, you're like, oh, yeah, sure, fucking do whatever you want. You would kill someone in front of me? I bet you would. You don't believe them, bro. Didn't they just, like, say Vince is innocent?

McMahon? Yeah, it was like a consent. That whole, like, hit piece thing. With the girl? With that chick, it's all, like, consensual. But he was like a mandingo head, too. He liked, uh, he had a dildos. People had their peccadillo as well.

Everyone else for Keeley's here. We looked up the girl, the girl's hot as shit. Is she? Yeah, she's kind of like, I don't know what your brand is, but like a dorky, a dorky intern, like a black Irish intern. Yeah. Like, oh, yeah, Triple H is going to come fucking with this big cock. Dude, having them as like Mandiggo's sex slaves is nuts.

Wrestlers? Yeah, dude, like he's coming. Mark Diesel's crying. Think about what the NFL owners must be up to. That's what happened. The NFL owners must be like fucking. Jerry Jones. Yeah.

With him and Jamie Fox. All of them are getting jacked off by the masseuses. I don't know why this is happening now. Like Brett Farv took a L and then that Watson dude are like like obviously they're jerking off these millionaires. Yeah, that's like if I was the fucking masseuse for like the hottest girls in the world that were all millionaires. Yeah, I'll do whatever you want to do. I think Nick told me that they're doing it. They're getting caught on purpose to prove that they're not gay.

The Bobcraft. I thought you meant black dudes. I was like, I'm going to like the billionaire that got caught, the Bobcraft. Yeah. Going to like $10 parlor and a strip mall. You're a fucking billionaire. I could get, I could cheat on my wife. I like girls.

Maybe you just wanted something. It's like when Jeffrey Epstein goes and gets hot dogs. It's like maybe they just want something nasty every now and then just to feel alive again. I don't know. Like they're back in the cabots. I'm never going to be like, yeah, I know right. I just want a little hot dog. Dude, that thing is a little hot dog.

Dude, that thing I'm talking about with the balloon knot is Massachusetts state cops. Things called Karen Reed. Oh, the Karen Reed case. Karen Reed. Who was that? That was the girl who they tried to pin the murder on. They killed some dude, and then she got a... I don't fucking...

I don't know, but they just... In the trial. That was the start of Mommy Sloots. Was it, really? And are they in the trial? They're like... Dude, women own true crime. Like, true crime is fucking...

It's like a billion-dollar industry. That's an embarrassing L for women. It's being like opening... That'd be like guys being like, I like, Manta Trucks. Like on date one. You have to think Gravedigger? It's really cool. It's like a hearth.

I'm being twacked and tired. And then the woman are like, I like murders. You're like gross. Yeah. Yeah. I like watching women drink piss. I want to watch you drink my piss. Like, don't show your cards.

I mean, the mommy slews are going in because if you watch that Candace Owen shit about Eric Kirk, like, dude, this shit's really fucking weird. It is. Eric Kirk is like, she's got a fucking look. She's a psychopath. She's got the most hateable looking face. Yeah. Every woman wants to take her down.

I don't know. I don't know. you do that like looks max or like match him up but I think it's a weird combo doesn't fit organically right charlie Kirk was dogballing kandas out oh yeah like just absolutely exclusive here he's tearing up that black ass the way she's acting right now dude I'd be pissed if I was her husband but dude give it a break he's dead yeah that's good point yeah yeah I know you're friends but oh she just doesn't stop talk well

it's every little commentary he's like once they find her it'll stop yeah I think what they're doing The ad breaks to Birchgold are crazy Like Do you like you guys Do you think that they go into like AI and they're like What would I say that would give me the most engagement

This week? And they just keep doing it I think once they figure it out Like if I stop talking about this The you know The mortgage company The American Reefi is going to stop paying me 12,000 an ad read

Dude so when will the house's fault? What's it? I need to know this because I'm just In your timeline like 2028 Like what would like It's usually six 16 months after an event. In my head, it's always like a year and a half

after the worst thing in the world happens. So they just lowered the interest rates. October 7th was like three years ago, dude. I'm still torn up about that one. I don't know. That's a sore subject. So they need like what? Like for the news to say, like it's not doing so good.

A nuke, a 9-11. We need something like a 30% drop in the stock market. Something like shock. Iran. They're trying to hide a, you know what's a wild was? They're trying to hide the jobless claims. on the stock market. I don't know what that means.

So they're trying to like the employment, the economic data. They're trying to hide basic economic data from like a quarterly report. Like, hey, the jobless claims are down 4%. They're trying to like mask that.

I think layoffs are coming. I think like, I think like, is it like Jack Dorsey's company where they just laid off like 40% of their company. Yes. And then their stock went up.

Yeah, of course. Because your payroll disappeared. That is going to be fuck. When that hits and middle of America just gets pretty, and gutted. That's what happened last time. Everybody lost their jobs. I was selling Accura's in like, oh, wait, when like Ford hit a dollar. And I was selling cars

that out. I'm like, I'm never going to sell a car again for the rest of my life. Like, this is clearly fucking arm again. Like, there's going to be, I'm going to be driving home and there's going to be like, yeah, sandwich, me. And I was like, help us bread. You know, like, that's what I thought. And then I was like, oh, nothing happened and I sold two Accurus the next day. Like, nothing happens. But shit didn't hit the fan until a year and a half later. When I was like, oh, I could buy a house for $35,000. And like you guys had here 16 months ago

But I was selling it That's when I went and got my license I'm gonna go get my real estate license So I started selling for my boy That's like blood in the water I should have kept There were so many houses that I could have bought I sold houses for $36,000

That are like $400,000 now Yeah right And you didn't do anything to them I remember one time I was at I sold this lady one for 36th The Unka Street, 9 Unka Street Morewick I took a $3,000 commission

To sell this house So 36,000 totally illegally even do that. My buddy Adam, he's like, just handle the deal, get the check from her, blah, blah, blah. She's trying to negotiate. I was like, listen, the house is 36,000. There's no fucking negotiation. Give me a check for 36,000.

We close a two, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see her at a bar, like, nine months later. I just started dating my wife. I'm, like, hammered with my father-in-law to be. My wife, we are annihilated at this fancy, which ocean place. I see the girl I sell the fucking house to. I was like, hey, Uncle's Street.

It's like seven months later. She's like, how are you? I'm like rubbing her back. It's like, kind of like, a 50 year old woman. She's like, I sold Unka Street. I was like, how much you sell it for? She goes, $125,000.

I grabbed her bra strap and flicked it right in front. I was like, what? I was like, herring. She was like, you just flick my bra? And I was like, yeah, fuck, you fucking sold that for $100,000? I thought the wrong one. I realized I bought the wrong one for $20,000. I did that.

And it didn't go up. It just, it was the wrong one. You can buy wrong houses. It was like picking Mr. and Mr. Miyaki's cars. You know what? Mr. Miyaki gives Danielson on the cars. And like you pick the shit box that doesn't run. Like that's what happened to me.

And I was like, why didn't I pick the convertible yellow fagmobile? And it was like eight that I sold. And basically the other ones were worth more money. I picked literally the worst one. But yeah, I just think it's like, it's just the jobless claims have to go up. People have to like, I think these like middle of, like honestly, all your boys that have jobs right now that kind of don't deserve it. Those boys have been flexing a little bit.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Your Aruba friends that just got married. Like that. Got to get to Punta Kana. That balloon's about. to pop. Like the Yukon friends you have, the ones with the wife with the alohats.

Yeah. But we got more like the Denali and then the wife has the Acadia. That. Or one of the, you know, GC Lords, G.C. wives, like this kind of thing. Like they make so, they make up numbers. Yeah. And they start talking about I've sold that for 800. It's like, what? Dude, what? Yeah. They'll piss through

that money. They'll piss through their equity money. And then when like they don't know how to stop spending. And then the credit cards are credit card date that's going up. And then the non-performing loans from Mercedes Benzbers are always a good data. I was with Mercedes Benz up my buddy's work and I was like yo how's uh I always ask how the performance of the loans is doing so you go yeah they don't

bullshit yeah how's it repo how's the performance and they're like not good yeah they'll tell you basically they're not good if Mercedes isn't performing like what's going on a hellcat you know what I mean so and they're like it's not good they're like we were we had like these 11% loans we tried to juice it's weird when was the chargers they did a deal do you remember when they did the deal on the chargers came out when I was in 0-08 0-07 0-08 it was like

right around the crashed and then they had that cheap-ass monthly payment where I was like dude how the fuck because I used to play pool with this dude in his 50s he didn't make any fucking money and he started rolling around this charger and I was like bro he's like oh the payments 159 a month like dude how the fuck is this is that yeah that's the whole that was the uh the Indians bought the infinity M50 okay because the remember the big body one with the refiating receipts yeah they're the worst company just infinity and fun fun fact infinity is the worst dealership to own in the country no actually the lowest performing boring

very good car very good car I was in Boston, Indians would roll in. And they'd be like, I got this, like, how much is your TL? It would be like the TL all-wheel drive. I'm like, how much is that just dropped? It was like the new body style all-wheel drive, T-L. And they were like, I'm like, it's like 569 a month. They're like, no,

no, no. M-50 is... It's your headwobled. No, no. And I'm like, this car's only like 303 a month. And I'm like, that car is like 68, there's no fucking way. It's 303. Like, it doesn't matter. It can't. It just can't. The car prices, too, are fucking nuts right now. They, yeah.

They must go down. They must go down. They have to go down. The used car thing is... I'm about to become like an evil villain to bring cars down, dude. I just look at marketplace. There's a lot of dudes on marketplace, underwater in their king ranches. Oh, yeah.

Dude, it's like blood in the water like 78, 68. Yeah. So, weird story going through a divorce. It's like, dude, you're not going through a divorce. Like, you just can't, the payment's fucking a G, bro. Oh, yeah, people... Insurance is a G. Because you've been in 10 accidents.

Last night. Like, I've been getting guys that are like, should I buy my infant? I had one last night. Should I buy my Infinity? And I was like, when did you buy it? He's like, two months ago. I'm like, you've already tried to trade it in, didn't you? And he's like, yeah.

And I was like, you fucking idiot. Like people bet. I thought they were done. Infinity? Yeah. They almost went out. They almost put them out of business in 09. Because basically, that's the manufacturer saying we'll buy the car back.

If you lease a car out for $300 a month at $60,000, you're basically saying this car is going to be worth $48,000 to me on my lot when I bring it back here. Dude, you're a fast-talking Yankee, bro. Yeah. That's crazy. I know, I know. So if the dealer, the manufacturer will go, like, we got it and take it back. Well, that's how Elise works.

That's, Elise works is basically you buy a car for the first third of the car's ownership. A 36 month lease, three years is like you're saying, I'll rent this thing in its prime years. Then you get ready. And then you take it back to the manufacturer. You take it back to Oahu, Infinity or Harvard or wherever. And then you say, but that's like a, that's a predestined number that that car is valuation. So $303. $159 a month for that charger says that is $1,400 a year times three years is $4,800 off the sticker price of the car.

You're telling me this fucking charger's worth whatever, it was $38,000. You're telling me this thing in three years is going to be worth $34,000. I'll suck a dog's dick if that's correct. Right, I got you. But really is that car's worth. They said there's subprime auto lending that's happening right now. It's going to happen. Is that like true?

Oh, no. Subprime auto lending has been going on for, that's the, It just shifted to cars from the last time. Oh, yeah. That's like, yeah, like fucking, um, so that's why they're so fucking expensive. No, no. I think it's, I think it's, um, I think it's an, I still can't buy a new car.

I will, I can't do it. You were talking to, I think Lewis Gomez on a podcast. Like when someone calls me about buying a car, they're going to do it like within that week. Yeah, they tick. I fucking hell at all. Good. Because like, dude, I literally can't make sense out of any of those new whips. The only thing you can do is a costed Raptor

And I was going to do that like two nights ago What the fuck is it costed out Raptor? Like a costed out Raptor like a triple net costed out Raptor I couldn't do it Like if I got you a Raptor for like an $84,000 Raptor for like $71,000? That's the only thing you'd be safe in Actually?

Yeah Yeah I mean my highest The most I've ever spent on a car To date is $7,500 Good, stay that way Yeah, yeah, don't trade You're not here to molest you stay that You know

I just get like it's just crazy I don't under like he bought a fucking van for he got a good deal on a van but that thing's not going anywhere exactly that's why we saw that when we're in Montana they hold their value

but a lot of cars don't a good fucking idea but like all these like king ranch that are like ice glacier gray like it's gonna look like Saturn's by the time it's like 30 or 2030 like these colors and shit like that are fucking

styles are wild all color match fucking the color match bumpers piss me off to no end because I'm a chrome man chrome's bad too is it according to my dad he's a forward GM he's like there's a fucking chrome's back bill's him actually he's a pulse on our styles too yeah like uh the earth

fixtures like and we were oh yeah yeah i did all my house i didn't think brass was gonna come back oh earth yeah oh yeah yeah so you guys have good taste you guys have like you know he does dark green nah you spade your house is fucking your house is like your house looks like a gay gingerbread house i mean that a flattering way yeah i did like um Like, we tried to match the color of plaster on my third floor. And then the second, the third floor hallway, we did like a real dark green, second floor hallway, rookwood terracotta to match the bread. That's right.

He's going on. Front room, Navy. Back room, Kenny Buckport green. And in the first floor, I don't know yet. But you told me, I asked you about the runners. I'm sorry. I'm completely changing that. And I'm gold leafing my staircase.

Oh, yeah. That's fucking true. That's fantastic. Do you ever see the guy who did a go leaf stair? He's the gayest guy in the world Like his name might as well be like Come pump the gay bar king And he's like check

Come with me while I go leave my staircase He does like a checker board thing And he goes like the entire Victorian staircase And I think he's from like around here Yeah But like like straight guys talking about design When it kind of came out fucking fatty shit dude It's actually beautiful

Yeah that's what I got like I fucked up And I got these pine steps Because I was like oh fuck it It's gonna be around bought these pine stabs now. They flex. Like I have maple floors. Now all my steps are just shit.

We'll just cold leaf and put a runner on there. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you can fucking paint them. I get it. I mean, fuck. It's just a fun thing to do. Tonester paints is cool.

What's a tonster? Toneser's like some hipster who's like a color theorist who has a paint company. And he does like really dope, dark colors. Spade's arch nemesis, bro. No. No, no. I like his colors. I'm not.

I'm not going to get it. He's like a paint. He hates Idaho painter. He hates Idaho painter. What's Idaho painter? He's a dude on Instagram, Billy shows me. Billy trolls me with him. He's like a fucking Gen Xer, muscle-bound freak.

And he paints, he spray a door with like a sprayer that you would spread these walls with. And I'm like, that's going to appeal. And in the comments are like, dude, you don't know how to paint. Please stop. And he's got like sponsorships and shit. Like triggering all the painters out there. It's funny rage bait painting. Yeah.

He literally. I mean, paint is a thing to rage bait. Like rage bait. Have you done lacquer yet? I mean, I used to do lacquer You haven't done a lacquer thing At your house yet?

What's that? High gloss lacquer He did lacquer We did lacquer on your closet doors Yeah High gloss Like where you can see your hand He did that

He waxes walls I did that on a different way Yeah he did I was trying to figure out I was too retarded I know that Venetian plaster Exist Yeah

Yeah I want to We had these old ass walls Like I want these things To shine Like Venetian plaster Yeah So I got furniture wax

Put it like Thinly on the walls And then got a car buffer and bump it all down so the walls did it work? Yeah, it worked. Fuck, I knew that was going to work. We just completely tried it and there was nothing, there was nothing, there was like the success rate

of this was unknown. We had no idea what it was going to I knew that would work. It fucking worked. Yeah. It's, it was sweet. I mean, it's held up pretty decently. I just was in there the other day, but it worked. I mean, good luck. What is he going to do now to get that fucking shit off? No, it's, I told her house. I told him when he did it, this is the end of the

wall. Yeah, because you're never getting below that. And nothing's ever bonded to it. Yeah. It's done. That's like a candle wax. I'll just get some kid to go in there who's on Coke and be like, I'm going to make an exposed brick wall. Just take all the place or down. Now you have a sick exposed brick wall.

Sick. I don't know if that's going in or out of style right now. I don't know. Exposed brick. Going crazy from like 2016 until right around now. I mean, that mill shit is, I think is like that brutalist mill shit is just like, I think they made a lot of money on that. And they were like, all right, we're done. That was a con.

Yeah. Like, we're going to do a mill and give you. Yeah, I'm gonna do nothing to it and then sell strippers fucking... I'm gonna sandblast it. And you're gonna pay me three grand a month for it. And we're gonna put big, uh, big ass fan company. You ever see that? This guy, big ass fans, the ones in your gym?

Oh yeah, the ones like Planet Fitness and shit? Yeah, yeah. I stare at them all the fucking time. That's fucking, that's fucking, yeah, that's fucking, yeah, that was a fucking one. I do it every fan I say it. Just look at the one. I just try to follow with my head. Yeah, everybody's doing the same thing.

You guys have, uh, you have edge fitness right? Yeah. Edge Fitness is where you go to become a pedophile. Shit. Nice. It's an evil file. Jeffrey Epstein, whatever he was like cool with with aura and stuff.

But, um, yeah, Edge is really fucking nice. But like, it's just like, I was used to go into like gyms in the city and stuff. So like once I go out to the suburbs, you start going to gyms.

There's like high schoolers and like sports bras and like, yeah, small pants like, bro. Like, come on, man. And they all record themselves because if you get caught, bro,

you're dumb. You might as well put yourself on Megan's list. If you go viral on like a 60 year old's Instagram look at her You're better off on Megan's list. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good. It's like a tenth of a second too. They'll get a guy going like that. I'm like, look at this

fucking pet on you. You can't even help it. I'm not saying, I'm staring at fucking 16 old girls. I'm just saying like if a huge ass walks by you look. Yeah, and it's in a bright neon orange, fucking spandex. Something we haven't evolved to see ever. Yeah, yeah. No, I want this is like a

pussy machine guy that is just an Haunt to women like running across the gym to hold doors open and I'll see him like just just fucking Do you work there? No, no he does a In his area of Rhode Island? Yeah, okay It just like a chain from like me to you and then down in Chicago and Michigan. So I've been hit those they are nice they have sonnets which is like the greatest thing But we fucking this guy just he hits every girl up and he does an Instagram thing where he makes him say things and he's like a 60 year old weed guy with two sleeves Oh that's nice and everybody knows what I can't like but he's I fucking hate his guts.

I'm like, get the fuck out of here. I hate when people try to do that like extrovert shit of the gym. It's like, man, like just fucking lift. Hey man, what's the wine today, huh?

Yeah, yeah. Can I give you a quick tip on that? Please fucking kill yourself. Yeah, please. I'm gonna stretch your car. The dudes who try to give you like,

dude, you should really think about doing training. It's like, brother. I've been lifting since I was 15. I throw my back out every three years. You aren't cool with that. Leave me the fuck alone,

please. So we'll get you on the scale. See, if there's anything that's off in your body probably one of my legs is probably bigger than the other I don't need to know thank you I'm not gonna do anything to change that do you want to do heroin with me and my mom just to get him off your trail what are you doing for the like the peptides and all that stuff like what are you what is your program yeah what you work out oh

oh ppl uL push pull legs upper lower that's some prison shit no I just I think it's like a five-day split so it's like push push day pull day legs upper gap day up or lower are we hitting college yeah Is this body weight or you put like weights? Waits? Yeah, I could do like, uh, I'm squatting like 225 for 12 raw. 1012 and like 275 for like five. Why's the war?

I got a lift. I'm fat though, bro. I got to like lift high. Then my bench is probably like I don't do like flat bench. I don't fly bench. No, that's elite. Yeah. No, what's that?

Incline. Incline down. Incline down. It's for the shelf. I can, yeah, I want the shelf that I never get. Yeah, the show that I never get. My iron tits just never work out. With fucking banana tits going sideways.

Helps my banana tits go more left. But like I could hit like 90s for like 10. Ooh, I like that. Yeah, I'm trying. I love. Incline 90s? Yeah. Holy shit.

That's like my best lift. He's big got out of the 70 with bummed shoulders. I was going to say, you look like you can lift a fucking hell a little way. You have the geometry. You have like that. Yeah. You have like the don't fuck with the weight. I can never.

When skinny jeans came out, I was like, I'm fucked. What do you squat? Like 315 for change. What was I doing on the leg press? Leg press is like whatever you want. Yeah, 8. I couldn't squat because my- Honda Civic.

I couldn't squat because my back, my shoulders were so fucked up. I couldn't hold the bar. Spade would squat and just go like italicize straight down. He fell 20 feet off scaffolding. And like we brought him to a dude and he was like,

bro, like your hips are off like an inch. And I was like, dude, he fell like 20 feet. He goes, okay, yeah, that's your fucking problem. Oh, did it crack? Yeah. I don't know how I survived

Yeah he went to work the next day Not the family Really? Part of my paranoid mind thinks I didn't Yeah that's a cool That's wild To think you didn't fall off a wall How did you think I didn't survive Yeah

I didn't fall That's like squirrel shit Yeah yeah Did you look did you like ping pong off a fucking I must have ping ponged off of one of the Scaffled like one of the braces on the scaffold Because it was like pole it was pole scaffolded So it's like

there's no planks. So you only have planks at the top. So once I went down, there was nothing underneath me to hit. What'd you fall on? I fell on metal decking. Whoa. So like it has a little bit of give to it. Yeah.

But it's not. Fuck around. So it's like... The scaffold went up like 30 feet. And then we were on a 20 foot rig that rolled around. So I fell off the top of that. On to metal decking. Did everybody stop?

The scaffold guys thought I was dead. His co-workers said he loves them. Oh, I woke up and my buddy was like holding my head. He was like, I love you. I was just like, what the fuck? Shields, what's going on? And I was fine. I just got up and walked up, walked it off.

I was driving down 76 in a trash truck and I was like, oh, fuck, dude. Does that sound his van and spades out the window like this? I was fucked up. I was like, loopy. Oh, wow. And I was like, yeah, where the fuck you go? He was like, I just fell 20 feet. I was like, what?

I was picturing like, whoa, let's break for lunch. Yeah. Did you go? Do you hit your head? yeah i mean i was out i was out for like 10 minutes yo yeah they thought i was dead like i was like shallow breathing

on the ground like out for 10 minutes and i just woke up they would have been my trail like kirk oh yeah he's not dead he's not dead he's on an island somewhere he's on that island and that what they say the islands in this near australia bahalla bahalla

new zealand did uh did uh they tell you anything about that who the guy who told you that marco rubio was at the cream party no no no he doesn't he doesn't play around with that type of stuff. He's like very serious. Like, right to books and shit.

No speculation. Oh, it has to be. If he says it, it's like, confirm shit. That's exciting. That's just stuff I like to do.

Yeah. Things up. That sound good. Yeah. What's, God, I'm mad. Val Hallow one is.

Yeah. Spade's obsessed with this thing right now. That's literally just a joke for him. There's this, like, it wasn't a live stream? What are you talking about? Of Cash Patel.

Oh, Cash is solid. What is this? Just a live stream. Just a boomer. like the magabumers do that just get into these like lit the lingo kills me

they're like former cue heads that are like no cash is solid like cash is solid like cash is at the fucking Olympics like not cash is solid bro that was the worst thing I've ever seen did you see him drinking beer with his fucking the champagne in the hockey in the hockey thing get the fuck out of it was the most Indian shit

I ever saw just spazz the fuck out didn't drink after throw some states on let's go play hockey then why is everybody mad at the hockey team what they say about the girl I don't know what this is. Five of them didn't come. To what? To the White House. Yeah, I don't understand what's going on. I mean, I think that's the slow

news. They, what, because of Trump? Yeah, they didn't want to go to the Trump. Oh, okay. Stand for something or fall for anything, dude. Would you catch me around that racist Cheeto? I don't know. Yeah, that's what like, after looking into like the Epstein stuff

and like all this shit that has happened, I could totally see, because like, you know a lot about this shit. Like, you hear, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can stay up on it. knowledge but like that makes way more sense just be like dude I'm gonna get I'm going to fall in love with rugs or just find something that's yeah

rocks like like who wouldn't and they're like what do you like you think I'm gonna go go fucking argue with Candace fucking Owens about how soft her pussy is I know her pussy's soft and Charlie fucked it as hard as he could I know she's mad good and bed and she fucking throws it back at like mayonnaise

yeah yeah it's warm mayonnaise oh shut up she is that Pussy cream, mayonnaise, all on the shaft. Do you know any dudes are on meth? No, I've never been. Actually? No, meth is like so not New England.

No, it actually, like, I don't know, man. Do you know meth? Me and his brother were talking about it. When we were younger, we, like, you're chilling with dude. Like, you guys smoked weed, right? Yeah. Yeah, so, like, we smoked weed. And, like, sometimes you'd see somebody would, like, have acid or mushrooms or something.

And then there was dudes that would, like, do Coke and sell Coke, right? Then we met these dudes from, like, Colorado. And they all smoked. meth. Like it was normal. And we were like, what the fuck is this, dude? And it's normal. It was normal. It was normal out there. Were they gay? No, this was, oh, I mean, I probably.

No, no, yeah, probably. But, uh, I think it's like moving its way out here. It's a biker. I know bikers move. A lot of people are doing that. That was a gay thing. Yeah, I always thought it was a gay thing, too. I mean, my one boy got a dick to do it. Like, there's, there's people who like, I think, and I think, uh, what's that fucking, I think he just gets super horny.

Yeah. Yeah. My one boy who was on it was like, dude, I would just, doomscroll porn hub like you would on tectocco just like no not good enough not good enough and then just jerk off get hard gets off again jerk off keep looking like yeah just you're hornier than you've ever been in your entire life that's strange that's like a strange fucking uh and you're gay that's insane combo i yeah but like i think that clav kid like they're getting it pushed because like it happened to my buddy where my buddy was like bro i take a little bit of this

and i'm money like i can get it. Yeah, I'm sure. And then it just speed wobbles right off. He's just scratching the walls. Yeah. Oh, money. Yeah, you look money, dude, as you're fucking like every guy you could find.

For a little bit, though, it seems like they hit just like the truth. Like, there is a time where, like, you get on that vibration where you're like, okay, I figured it out. Is it you used to, I'm horny. Like, we got this 100% figured out. And then you just kind of just lose whatever that tight, like that tight rope you're running on, you fall off. And then you just fuck everything. Clearly. I mean, clearly.

I was going to war. If I was going into battle, I definitely would want some meth, yeah. Yeah. Some performance. Some performance enhancer. No, I'd want a perfect.

I would tell the military, like, are you fucking going to give me that? If you're going to put meth in the barracks, you better give me something fucking from straight out of fucking the S-54. Like, he might have just been the first dude on meth. Hitler.

That's what they say, right? Yeah, he had the best stuff ever. I want to kill those people. Yeah, what is it? Medoff.

Madoffododil? We have a lot of work to do. There's a lot of work. There's over 271,000. It's upwards of hundreds of thousands of these people. I figured it out. It's them. Look at the census.

There's 200. Yeah, there's no electricity in DACO until 1970. That's my favorite. The wooden doors. The chimneys and the smokestacks and the smokeset that we all know. Yes. I'm going to build a haunted house to kill people. I'm gonna do this in the least official way possible.

I'm gonna build like a... They're gonna call it six flags in the future. But Nick, while I have you, dude, what, when do you think the house prices will go down? When will they go down? Go down 271,000 percent of so. God, you ask those without a home have no home. I've tried the pollution on the door.

Someone's got to make a change. That's how they're gonna go down. No, uh, I mean, I, it's got to have, like, honestly, it's gonna take an event. I swear. It's going to be a slow progression. If there's no event, would this continue and the Gen Xers will pick up all the wealth? Like, what happens if there's no event?

They're going to either come up with a financial product where you can slide equity or we can pierce into a liquidity pool from either Bitcoin or 401k access. It's Bitcoin real? I don't think so, and I have some nervous. Spade invest in shit and it tanks every time. I've never seen him tell him like, yo, just bought this that day while we're on the phone. It's going on. I feel the least confident about Bitcoin

I felt since I've owned it. Really? And I'm like 13. I'm like a 13, diamond hands 13 Bitcoin guy. Oh, 13 year. Like,

are you kidding? Yeah. So like, like, this year I was like, oh shit. Like that recent one, I was like,

what? That's an evil file. Dude, the Epstein files are like starting to fucking, I mean, it feels like Nick Fuentes is writing. Like,

when I heard the goy shit, I was like, oh yeah, he was saying goy? Was he saying goy? Was he, watching fucking war mode too. Yeah, was he checking, did he watch fucking extreme peace?

Like, yeah, like, what was the one? Like, are there going to be goyms there or something? Yeah. It was fucking killing. Goyam in abundance. Goyem and abundance. That's killing me, yeah. That's up there with cash a salad.

They do talk like that. They do no way. I swear to God. I mean, you know zero juice. Bro, trust me. Yeah, trust me. They're calling us goy. I'm just like, no fucking way.

It sounds like it was written like four and a half weeks ago by like... I like that, us. Yeah, yeah, like literally. It sounds like like Tim and Tim Dillon and like Nick Mullen and fucking Nick Fuentes wrote it. They're like, yeah, and then we'll see. The Nick Mullen files. Yeah, like, no fucking, this stuff is too funny.

Like, it's too much. Like, Jeffrey Epstein's based and funny and shit. Just put Woody Allen in there. You never met him. You see him, like, space show me video of him, like talking about his private island. He's like, this is my island. Here's my pool. No one can come in here.

It's a private. No one can dock anything in here. And they just keep like literally the least cool sounding dude you've ever seen. Oh, yeah. No shit. He sounds like a promaganda cartoon. Epstein? Oh, yeah.

You never heard his voice? I never heard his voice. You've heard it. He's like, you do it. There you go. Wow. This is my little.

Have you ever heard someone complain in public? Yeah. Wow. Really? I didn't know that. Someone had a question about the receipt. Fuck, we got to go the other way out. We got to do the thing like we do with a, we used to say like Hitler had a huge dick.

when we were shooting World Peace Season 1 people were getting pissed off we would say that Trump People were like Don't fucking bring out Trump We're like Yeah listen I'm not bringing up Trump But we heard he had a fucking 15 inch cock

And like that guy's got Trump's dick So we would bring up like wow The guy walking around here like he's got Trump's dick So we were like making a thing Like that Trump had a huge cock And people were getting so pissed off And it was like Hitler's dick So now I'm gonna have to make Jeffrey Epstein

And we're like this guy fucks like Jeffrey Epstein Over here Look at it I mean that one It was scream coming Yeah, it is weird because he did have that egg fucking Egg collage. The egg accusation. Yeah, that's hard to break that.

Who was the girl who said that? No, was it not. Stormy Daniels was Trump. Stormy Daniels said Trump had a mushroom tip. Really? Oh, yeah, like an anchor. Let's go. Yeah, Stormy trying to hold it out that Trump was all head.

Really? My buddy Ricky has that. I wanted to rename Rocky Bells. Now, that is a pud, I believe. That's what they call it. Really? Putt as an all head dick. I just made that up right now.

Jesus Christ. Stormy Daniels. Who gives this? Can you get her to like, she'd blow your birthday candles off for you with like fucking $1,500. You should do that and then knock her teeth out right? Give her an extra thousand and kick her down the flight.

Stick a hatchet in her skull. Drag her around by your truck. I don't know how the, especially if Hitler was asexual. I know how that got out. I just, I feel like we're just getting fed at this point. Yeah.

Like literally, like it just feels so like saccharine. And it's like, I feel like the whole, the cycle. You don't believe what Tucker's telling us? Right. Come on, man. Have you tried his beef turkey? Yeah.

This is a good stuff. Have you seen the inside of Burton, Burton snowboards? This is a fun one. The red string, the red thread. Kabbalah shit. Kabbalish it inside of Burton snowboard snowsuits. What it comes with it? Hidden red threads inside Burton snowboard.

That was a fun one. Is that for protection on the Alps? Yeah, it's for protection. Actually? Not no. It's fucking that. It's exactly what you think of it. Yeah, it's like, hey, what's up?

Cool. This is trash. Backside boys. Yeah. Backside five-year-old. Backside boy slide. And then what time you got to go? Soonish.

We're not going to keep you. What's your runtime? We're like an hour six. Yeah, we're good. We'll put the guns down and let you do whatever you want. No, we can keep going. It literally doesn't matter. This is fun.

We're good. We're good. We get Steve. We're good. We're six minutes from. Oh, we're six. Six minutes? Oh, okay. Yeah, we're not far.

We have plenty of time. I'm not fucking sit in that fucking shithole back closet. It's a nice place, man. No, I like Betty. She's a nice one. She's like a hardcore Paul Pondstone lesbian. We met her. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And I give her like hard. Oh, yeah. She was like, I'm just kidding. She was like, oh, hey, congratulations. He was like, uh, it's, uh, she's like, oh, all right, never mind. Is this the smallest place you guys do in on your tour? Yeah, I don't know

Like this cap It's small physically No we did one of Montreal That was like the size of this room I swear to God It was so fucking One that was like Yeah, 50 and it was

New room It was like Then I did a room Out out out we have a show Yeah Get out to be Or Montreal Fucking a weird show

Yeah the quips Dude my one buddy works It's for like a huge comedy They can get fucking massages In the middle of day Yeah Really? Really? Yes

They might be losing their jobs dude That's why I told I was a dude Get one every day be oily as fuck all the time. Yeah. Sorry. I just got out of a half of a jerk off session. Deep tissue massage full blown. Now would you load off if you

got one of those? I would get hard immediately. What job is this? It's like he works for like some fucking like big like tech company. It's so vague. It seems like fake money. Every one of the like a lot of the shit is fake money. When I asked him what they do like I have no

idea how they sell the job. Yeah. He's the one who, when he loses his job 16 months after that is when the houses are going go down. Yeah. Yeah, back in the day, Tom knew a girl that worked for urban outfitters and her job, she got hired like early on in the company. Her job was to go through all of the magazines and see what's going to happen. Like, try to fucking figure out what's going on with all the style in fucking Europe and all this shit. But then Facebook came out and what was a whole week of her going through magazines became like 40 minutes of sitting

on the internet like this. And I feel like it's the same thing. It's like AI comes around like all these things that had jobs. And I'm done. That was my whole way. what I did in my whole week. It's, I mean, we made fucking, we can make animations now on the car ride here and shit. Like, it's, it's, actually? Yeah. You guys have, like, did you guys set up, like, AI agents and stuff like this or no?

No, not yet. I don't have any, but, like, Claude stuff. Yeah, yeah. I haven't looked into that yet, but. No. I don't think I have anything. They lie, though. They call, like, vibe coding.

Yeah, they lie. AI lie to you, remember, talked you was coding? Dude. Spade thought he was, like, in the Ving. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I have videos.

Take you to the limit Enter You're like a retaridic You're like No to the Like a slim jam And you're like Take you to the limit

I'm calling him I'm like dude I got this I got this Three days later I'm like Fuck this Like even today

I try to watch That Tourette's movie You know the Tourette's movie Where the guy Did you see the Bafta thing? Obviously I was like a guy

I see this fucking movie That you can't watch it But then if you ask AI They're like yeah It's available But it's all fake sights Yeah You know there's fake sites that sell you VPNs?

So the AI doesn't even know that. So, I mean, what the fuck? That's what, like, when COVID was happening, and people were like Snopes knew and shit, you're like, dude, is like, Snopes said this is not true. I was like, that's obvious a lie. They just changed it to fucking AI. And everyone's like, fucking, dude, this is good.

Yeah. They just gave me the answer in like three seconds. Yeah, but dude, even like, who the fuck knows where that's from. That's, yeah, they find it. They find, like, a best, easiest possible path, quickest, quickest to answer. Like, that was the performance data. AI literally like my

buddy Emerson was like looking for research online did an informant ever flip That was working for the mob That was working for the cops that was working for the mob And they had one And the guy like was like, it was like yes In 1997 Detective Joe Ocardo and the Arizona

Police Department was working with the Kansas City Mafia The whole fucking dude's off man Yeah just dance two meth addicts fucking each other up the ass Yeah and you tell them they were from the Kansas City Mafia So it's what you believe it Dude Kansas City does have a weird vibe We drove through that? Yeah.

This is creepy, bro. Yeah, it's nice. I like that shit. I like those like little sub-major metros. Like two type of shit? Yeah. Yellow King type of. Homer Pfizer, Kelsey?

Yeah, I would, I think I got like stopped to my tracks. I think it was Kansas City. This fucking Polish queen came out of a fucking back of a restaurant. I went to steakhouse of Charles. We're getting a dinner and she was like, I was like, hi. I was like, hi. And I was like, holy shit. Like, tattooed black hair, like blue eyes, like perfect Polish face.

I was like, I'd like, listen, we're good, right? I'll go through a tough time. I'm thinking about it. I'm just having second thoughts. Like, unbelievable. Like goddesses. I see them around. They're like Polish German mutts in the Midwest.

You guys have them. So I have like, every time I see when I'm like, well, that's clearly the best place on earth. Equated to the pussy. Yeah, I'm like, wow, that kid. I got to stop. I got to do the fat movement, so I stopped talking like that. The what? The fact I have to do the no fat movement, so.

You won't eradicate. Really? Yeah. Well, you hit a flat line, too, which is fucking terrifying. Yeah, but then it bounces back, and, like, towards the end of my 90, I was, like, ready to fuck, like, coconut oil jars and stuff. I started, like, experimenting, like, be like, how close can I come to get to coming? You know what I mean?

Fuck, like, coconut. Wow. Yeah, you flatline where, like, nothing does it for your dick's, like, the smallest it's ever been. Like, all your blood is going to rewiring your brain. Your feet are bigger and shit. Yeah, yeah. Dan it. And then when you finally do fucking load off.

It's not. It wasn't spectacular. Oh, really? It wasn't like a rope. It was wild, but, I mean, it's not like, you, I would say you'd be able to do multiple rounds. It's like, so. Do you have any video? Do you have video evidence of that?

Bro that. Seven days is like max load. Kid you show you right now. After that, they say your testosterone goes up. You get a spike from a seven-day hold, and then it goes back down. Really?

Do you know what your rate levels are? Mine? I was like, I don't know if this is right. 700? That's good. Yeah, that's another thing in the Epstein files is he's working on. Testoster's like 230. Oh, yeah.

It was 1.25. They got it up to 230. They got it up. Peter Attia got it up to 3. 13. Hit them up. Peter Atia. The guy, the trainer that would try to kill Conjewast? No, no. Peter Atia is like, a dude who charged you $235,000 to like lower inflammation in your body.

Yeah, to give you peptides, which you can get from modern aminos.com, coach the cold word camisie or something. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, my was like four or something. It was low. I want to try peptides, but I'm. Four, 70 or something. I think five's normal or something like that.

Five to seven is great. I think mine was 7500. But I don't know. Yeah. The doctor, I couldn't remember because the doctor instantly started choking on my cock. She was like, wow. You got the blood work and everything? Yeah.

The panels. They haven't come back, good. No, I was fucking bad. Is that why you stop drinking? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I have like fatty liver. It was like, hey, cool it.

Yeah. Yeah. It's not cool anymore. Yeah. Fatty liver's like, you'll die. Yeah. You keep going down that road. I was doing like you, you can throw them back.

I like to drink beer. I don't fuck around with bar alcohol. That's what I do. Same. But like you're good You're like varsity like me You know you start 8 to 10

Yeah Yeah I like to day drink Yeah Does your uh Does your liver ever laugh You ever like ever hear like clap Like it's like And it like moves outside your stomach

No I don't know That's a while I was like right when I did like kill Tony I was like bad It was like I drank like 18 days in a row And I was like Oh yeah see I don't do it I can't do it like that

I haven't do it in fucking 10 years And it wasn't like bad I'd take a day off But I'd be like three And tonight I go to bed No we do What killed me was the fucking When the craft beers became cool,

streets killed me. Fucking, when the craft beer, when all the hipsters were like, oh, do we like to drink all the time now? I'm like, fuck yeah.

So I started drinking those like six, seven, eight, like I was like drinking like 10 beers in the afternoon after work. Then there would be a whole bar crowd. So like by six o'clock, I'm fucking blacked out.

Then everyone's coming to the bar. And I'm like talking like, oh, and it's like another round. So I was doing two full days of drinking and eating like two dinners. I did that for like six, seven years.

And then his brother knocked me out of it. His brother was like, dude, you're totally out of control. Yeah. Because I would, like, fucking work, and I'd leave my dog at home alone. Good. Like, it was bad. I was being bad, dude. Yeah.

Good for you. Whatever. Yeah. Fucking. You just dropped it across three times. No one's perfect. I drink with you three times. I was like, this is my best friend from my own school.

Like, if my best friends from home drink the same way. And I'm like, I feel right at home. This is sweet. That's what if I try to drink. It's just like, I drink until beer stops tasting bad. I'm like, all right, this isn't that bad. I'm like autistic with the shit Yeah I mean I get it once you just

It just tastes gross to me There's nothing I can do No once you stop for a little while Yeah it just tastes bad You know like eight That's where I get fucked up because like Beer tastes like skunky There's like kids with Down syndrome and shit

I was like it's an acquired taste It's like maybe it is Like I have no fucking idea Or maybe you have a child's palate I like the idea of you drink a beer And then saying beer it tastes bad And then Spade is just coating Tiki to the limit

He's like smashing up like a slinky on a keyboard. I wanted to make a voice generator. You tried to make a voice generator. Helly for what? To make RFK Jr. Say whatever I want. Wow.

We're trying to get him to read his like love letter. Ever see his love letter? Yeah. You are my canyon prepare for my fucking harvest. That's pretty goaded. That's what I started to give up a little bit. That's horny. Yeah, that's fucking lame.

That's what I'm saying. Don't you get horny on all the peptides and shit? You know, I got horny on the road. I got a good wife. She takes care of it. She's cool. She's a good wife. wife. She's good.

She sends videos of her sucking on her hands. She's like, don't worry, honey. Here's another video of me sucking on my whole hand. And I said, thanks, babe. Love you to death. I know this is weird, but we're going to get through this. It's just a moment in time. Just remember that. We are in the best place we've ever been, and we've been together for 15 years. She's literally choking down her whole hand like a snake. Yeah, yeah. That's good. Yeah. Get it, bitch. Yeah, get it. You nasty. Yeah, fuck you some. Well, that snake's got some venom. Be careful.

Be right out. out. Nick, we got to get to the show. No, I'll be right out. Oh, yeah. You would nasty snake. Suck your hand. It's a stick.

We're in a good place. Me and Jess are in a good, great place. Does she do the peptides, too? Yeah, she does slank and she doesn't. That's what my girls' parents both do. Yeah. Which one do they do? MOTS and then AOD.

AOD, yeah. And then glow, I think. But I'm like also retarded and I'm like that's a needle Yeah I want to do that yeah it's just it's like disgusting to me The bit taste bad in those needles I shop and they are dangerous and those are like drug addicts I just think I'm gonna get I'm gonna they're gonna be like dude what happened you gonna be like I tried peptide like I'm gonna have a rash I know kidding get steroids back in the day and immediately just like got a lump on his leg Yeah, he was a huge fucking ball yeah he was probably like a septic piece of shit though you know what I mean like you probably kind of kid like jerk off and not

do anything like jerk off leave it go eat like shit and stand up like that kind of guy but like the TRT and shit like like I feel like that would make it doesn't make you feel like you're 16 again like thoughts I don't know like all these dudes like these like dads will go on get on TRT well we saw girls we saw girls yeah no my buddy said my buddy said he would fuck his chick like like he is he like he turned his fucking wife into a fleshlight and he was like no it's no joke I mean like I don't really notice I I noticed like less bitch shit like So, like, whereas, like, if someone says something to me, I'm like, I used to be like, Seth Rogen, like,

uh, whatever, dude, I'd be like, Kyle can aim. Dude, whatever, man, people are people. And, like, now I'm like, nah, fuck that, dude. You want to fucking back that up? Like, I'm a little more like, no, let's duke it out then. And I'm like, I have men like that since, like, so I'll probably get in a fight tonight with a woman. I'm just, like, jerseying a woman, as you guys call me. I couldn't imagine it going well for, like, a lot, like, because, like, me and Spate talk about

all the time where like it's almost like they put you exactly where you should be like whatever you're up to like your testosterone levels are what they are for a reason and then like especially once you become like 60 or like 55 year old dude you shouldn't have high thing you should be like preparing to die what if you're fucking picking flowers

with like a basket on your arm and you're like sucking your friend's cock old man that's crazy yeah you're like I just made some blueberry muffins come on in spade I sit down time for you to take a load off right in my mouth I love it when you do this honey Yeah, so, oh, these thighs are tight You know, like, you don't know You know, you slip in

And you start making like bitch Bitch ass motherfucking decisions You don't know It could happen to anyone I mean, you guys, I got 10 years on you You know, you're like 28 years old, aren't you? 33 33

Yeah, 10 years old are me I mean, do you do you ever know it's like When you're bitch ass Years starting? I mean, I've always been like He's just in pain Yeah, I've always been like Fucked up so

Passive Yeah, I mean, dude, like, first of all, I'm fucking, I can't beat anyone up, so I've never been... I don't believe that. If someone, if some dude got my face, I'm constantly like, fuck, motherfucker. Now, I have to hit this. You could be psyched. I imagine you, like, breaking someone's ribs. No, I only got in a couple fights in high school, and I got a fight.

I beat the fuck out of it, dude, and I got him on the ground and beat him up. And I think his dad told him, like, how to beat me up. He put me in a headlock and just literally, he was like your height and just started going this to me. In front of the whole school, like, 20 minutes. 20 minutes. 20 minutes straight. Yeah. And I was like, you punch like a girl like fucking hanging from him.

My eyes were like swollen. Should have seen him. Like I do. He's right there. I can see him. He looks great. Yeah. His hands just broken.

Yeah. He's like, dude, I can't punch you anymore. I broke my hand on your fucking face. Yeah, I don't know. I think like the going on tea, like if it makes you feel like super young and I wish I had like a spring in my step. Like that's the thing. Like I used to be able to like launch into a sprint.

Yeah. But I can't do that. And I think it's because of injuries, but it might just because like the lower energy. or whatever. The hips, the hips hurt. I have a bad lower back, like hip orbital, like where one goes like... You gotta get a reverse hyper. Is that what that was that? It's a machine that you fight.

It's like a pendulum. Yeah, you like lay on like you're about to get fucked to the ass. Then you just, you put like 45s or something on there and just go back and forth and it pulls your whole fucking spine out. Sam used to do that. Yeah, they're fucking, it fixes lower back. It's like this high. At iron sports.

Yeah. They have it at the other gym. They don't have it at all gym. It's a rare bird. I remember we used to have to find one back in the day like 10 years ago, Sam, I'm gonna go find those machines. And like I would see him do it. I was like,

he's like that's the one. It's like you, it looks like your muscles are a thong underneath your spine. Literally, there's a muscle that goes like underneath your crotch. Dude, we went to this gym and they were like a bodybuilder girl

training there. Oh my God. It was fucking nuts. It was like borderline porn. She was like getting ready for a show and she was like, come out and nothing, dude.

Depends on what you think hot is. Big clit. Yeah, big clit dom. Yeah, just cock chisel all the shoulders. I just completely switched to all body weight because I couldn't do any fucking pull-ups.

I could do whatever with push-ups, but I couldn't do a fucking single pull-up. Who can do pull-ups? They're so hard. Yeah. If you're over 200 pounds, they can go, how many can you do? I'm probably like 20. That's wild. How much you weigh?

205. That's a lot. So I'm 225. I'm up to 8. Really? Yeah, that's a lot. Goon shit. Yeah, that's gold medal.

So what are you going to pick up your Olympic gold medal for weightlifting? I'm going to throw out my back, probably get sick, and then take three weeks off. I'll go back to getting hurt. Get that orange man out of the office and maybe I'll think about visiting. I'll get back my gold medal. I usually fuck my neck up by adjusting my head on a bench. Like, I'll, like, have weights and, like, move myself over,

and I feel God. I'm like, motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah, that's... And it's just two weeks off. I do three sets of three on pull-ups, and they're the worst pull-ups you ever. Dude, if you just keep doing them, I swear to God.

A fat kid. I saw this fat kid who was fucking, like, 300 pounds, doing sets of 10, and he wasn't ripped. It's nuts. And I was like, dude, what the fuck did you? How'd you do that? And he goes, dude, I started with one set, 10 sets of one. and then it was like five

he's like I swear to God just keep doing it and he was like it's like every day I go to the gym it's like I might as well be wearing a fucking thumb yeah I look like the biggest pussy in the world I'll do like three pull-ups go oh fuck

but you just have to be okay with that yeah I'm also trying to do handstand push-ups and that's a whole different I go to the very far corner of the gym I was gonna say you're that motherfucker I just go in the corner it's like do wall don't look at me don't look at me don't look at what

don't worry about me you're trying fish concert workouts you do it like break dancing and cartwheel there was a black dude there yesterday it's like it's like a crunch you ever been to a crunch no it's a crunch in delaware and this black guy had a like those big like stupid ass medicine balls that have like the old like you ever see an old basketball with laces yes it's like the medicine balls that are big with that he was thrown at the fucking big two big circles with like one hand and trying to catch it cool and he was like 45 years old I'm like looking at him yeah I'm doing hands hands hands hands I'm looking at him like am I him like are we

the same guy today. Am I? The DMT workouts that you guys are doing right? Like, what the fuck are you guys doing? The dude was literally throwing a medicine ball. There's no joke this big with one hand at a target and then catching it like he didn't care.

Where did you hear about that workout? Like where the fuck did you read? What muscle and fucking gay fitness did you read about that? That's what I have used the AI for. I try to find a calisthenics workout program. Could not find one. And I was like, dude, just give me the best. This is how much I weigh.

Give me a workout program. can do zero pull-ups. I want to be able to do 20. There's a fucking hockey skating coach that teaches old guys how to sprint. And he goes from like on your ground, like sitting on your feet to your knees to your ankle. Like boom, boom, boom. Wait, running, running or on skate? It's running and skating. But it's like side lateral quad movements.

This is what I want to be able to do. This is like high twitch and he's like, sit on your knees. Bank, back, bang, bang. Do you remember years ago I was like, bro, this is a situation because I can't run away. Yes. Like, it was bad. Right. Escape rape.

Someone wanted to have his way with them They could have him Yeah Like oh no Thank God nobody wants it Yeah His butt blew that out Got him

I'll get his ass He's slow This guy's like a finance bro nerd And he's like He's like teaches Like you can tell you like works for the NHL But he's like on your ground Like on your knees

Up up And then like on a box Yeah And it's like left left Lefter You just have to be okay With yourself And have to do that in the gym

I hate that guy too There's no room in the gym It's like a fucking thing We're like It's a a curve where it's like you're a douchebag, you're a douchebag, but if you don't care enough, you're an alpha.

Yeah. If you're doing that in the gym and you don't give up funny. I'm doing physical therapy in the gym. If you're vision quest guy. We were doing like functional pattern shit where it's like, oh, it's like weird functional movement. I was like, Spade, you can do this in the gym.

Some people will think you're an asshole, but if you don't care enough, people are just like, that guy's an alpha. Look at him. He owns. Let him eat. Move out of his way on the fake turf that's going to give you cancer. Yeah, right?

That's filled with tires, literally. Yeah. I mean, you will get cool at it. And if you do get calisthenic, like, I'll follow all the shit. Lifting weights is cool, but you can't move. You can move fluid. Well, when I was doing the 70s, it was like, I was getting stronger, but I was getting, like, less motion. Yeah.

I was getting, like, tighter. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You want to range of motion and shit like that. Sprinting. You're doing splits. Yes. Exactly.

Yeah. Or sprint into a split. Yeah. Just become get. Yeah. Yeah. Right into a gay bar. I want to go into, like, a gay bar door.

tree pole. I'm like, come on in. It's fun. Wow, it's hot in you. Can I take my sweater off? Dude, what's your name? Where are you from? Do you want to get an homosexual relationship? Dude, you know that heated rivalry show? No. You don't? Do you know? Oh, is this the hockey gay thing? I heard about it.

They play that at gay bars now as like a watch party. Wow. So they just all watch heated rivalry and drink together. I've been saying bisexual hockey players for 10 years as a comedy as a comedic. As a joke. I mean, you remember it as fucking in high school. The hockey guys, they weren't gay, but they made, out of all, like, the shower gay jokes, like the dick wrist, the bat wing, the gum bat, you know, the brain, dead mouse, the brain. Hockey guys had, like, the wildest ones, like, in my school. And I was like, they do, like, upside down, fucking, they do handstands on the shower heads.

Dude, look his cocks in my mouth. Yeah, yeah. That was, like, wrestling kids for our school. Yeah. Wrestling kids are real fucking weird with that shit. Yes. I also went to all boys, so, like, the showers, like, it was, like, prison. Like you couldn't really like fuck around in the shower.

There's no chicks around. No, yeah, you were a gay man. Look how big I can gait my asshole, dude. That's crazy. You put a bottle in it. Like it was pretty gay like that too. It was hockey wrestling and like, and like, then football and baseball and shit like that. But there was, I mean, there was shit like that.

But the hockey guys were like on another level. I've been saying like, dude, these guys were. I was like, this is gay. And it's like, he's giving head in a car. Like, this is gay than grinder. Like, this is wild. And now there's a show about it. And now gay guys like, see, I told you.

It was a million dollar idea. It's like they'll shut down the whole gay bar and just put it on the screen. That's tragic. I mean, that's like, it's a mental disorder. In the NFL, you know what they're trying to do. They're trying to get dudes. It's pure sport. Yeah.

Snow is racist. Cold weather is racist. There's swastik is inside snowflakes. NHL is an impossibility for, NHL is white excellence. Yeah. Destroy it. Make it gay. I'm with you on this.

And by the way, oh, and by the way, NHL players, absolutely clobber pussy. Oh my God. And the hottest girls you've ever, my cousin played in the, I mean. They're all like 18, too.

Yeah. They're all young as fuck. Yeah. And they're all handsome Dan's like my cousin Brian played in the NFL. He used to get so much, he was like such, he was like a handsome day

and he'd go to girls. He would say nothing to girls. And they would fucking turn to like. Penguins. You work. You work Thursdays. Yeah. I remember my old girlfriend hit me that one time.

Like, oh, I used to love hockey players in high school. And then like I'd be playing like NHBitch and like this can't fucking blow just turn it off just talking myself every time I turn it on

figure skating is fucking harder they spin it in the air fucking fagg you put some more soap soap bars up your ass yeah all right well Nick and Alex

we're good there really appreciate that I would say go to your show but it's sold out yeah come on it doesn't matter we'll go to the there's more

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