WAR MODE - The Weekend

Episode Date: March 12, 2023

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I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark. Rome is the light. Yet you have never been there. You have not seen what it has become. I am dying, Maximus. When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life. How will the world speak my name in years to come? Will I be known as the philosopher, the warrior, the tyrant?

Or will I be the emperor who gave Rome back her true self? There was once a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it, anything more than a whisper. What would I have done? I would have done a legitimate investigation to find out what exactly happened on 9-11. How did they know who did this so quickly like they did Lee Harvey Oswald? Who's going to investigate the investigators? Who's going to investigate the prosecutors? Who's going to investigate the prosecutors? Who's going to hold them accountable?

Who's going to investigate the prosecutors? Who's going to hold them accountable? Who's going to hold us public officials accountable? And that's all we're trying to do here, among, trying to, in addition to trying to find the true. Do you honestly and truly in your heart believe that Sandy Hook actually happened? Yes or no? All right. Number two. And I'm here to tell you, 1776 will commence again if you try to take off fire on.

We can't get a jail. It's only just begun. Woo! Woo! Who? Who, who, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Ooh, woo. Woo, spill. I guess we're ready, dude. I mean, honestly, like, this might be as hard as you can make this.

Why? Like, daylight savings, fucking 8 a.m. Fuck it, we'll do it. I was just trying to fucking chill, dude. Are we live? Yeah. All, cool, cool.. Like. Like. Like. Like. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. it. I was just trying to fucking chill, dude. Are we live? Yeah. All right, cool, cool. What was the biggest you ever were?

What's the biggest ever had? I was like 190. Really? Yeah, coming out of like freshman year of college. Jesus. And it was just bloat. What? I was drinking like four days a week. I never ate soft pretzels and breakfast sandwiches. That's when you're buck 90? I was 190.

Zero muscle, all-body fat. Yeah, I think that's, you got that going for you. There's a lot of more muscle in there than every time your face. I've heard all of these mess. It's muscle, allegedly weighs more th fat. Like, which one's more than fat? Muscle allegedly weighs more than fat. And then if I open YouTube now, it's Jay Cutler, fucking your boy, Doreen Yates. The whole thing is weightlifting. I mean, dude, it's a decent YouTube.

I mean, I used to get fucking skiward for having muscle and fitness in the bathroom. I was just trying to get new workouts. I I, what? I mean, it makes sense. You were young. Yeah, but like they had the good workouts on that before they had bodybuilding forums and shit. Yeah, I mean, I did. I get you. I don't think anything of it. At the time I probably did, but not now. Yeah, I mean, you were young though and you were loading up the, you were spending a lot of time in the bathroom with muscle mags I also had a portable DVD player so I didn't know that that's odd that's weird they have both those things going on once that's what time saying it just decoy you might have a cross-pollinating sometimes sometimes confusion's a heavy a the aphrodisiac no no no no

that would be a heavy king yeah confusion is a fucking heavy aphrodisiac. It's fucked though. You might be sleepy. Yeah, I don't know. I fucking, I'm halfway through Ike's book, and like when you're saying you're trying to prepare for death or whatever, it might be that that is the guideline on what death's all about.

Wait, what's his book? The Truth Vibration, bro. This is an O.G. Ike book. I got it from Bill. Yeah. When was it written? 90s? So what's he on?

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Because he knew there was people, they didn't there watch them. Presences watching him? He just kept saying, like, dude, like, you guys gotta fucking stop doing this, just come, like, what's up? And finally, he was out the comment the commentator chilling he had this experience and what was that duty went on? What was the dude? Oh wogan

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But he was doing it in the 90s and like they were not trying to hear that stuff. Yeah, and they were back, you know, they were like farther behind than us too. Oh yeah, you're like, you're the same is like why I figured out like why people are like oh he's satanic. Why does they say they say tannic? Because he said he's a son of fucking God dude you're all part that got it obviously yeah but these fucking retards can't figure this shit out they hate on them for no reason like that shit he was saying about priests like well that's pretty bad for priests and non's like pedophiles yeah yeah no shit they're no shit they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're they're they're they're they're they're not they're not they're they're they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they th th th th th thi th th thi th thi th th thi th thi they th they they're the they're they're they're they're all black dude. And then also too, he claims that he got such an upload. He can't really put all that. He's still like defragmenting what happened to him. How did he get all this? This just like happened to him like...

I mean Bill read the book. Or Bill's reading the book. It happened to him like, I think it was like a fucking download of shit into him. He just got hit with the fucking... He got hit with the big zip. Damn. He came in contact with the Godhead. Yeah. Was he like under the influence of anything? Nothing. No, he clearly relaxing on the beach. He felt real weird but I mean dude usually if you're a healer you have some sort of ailment. But since then he's done Iwaskas. Yeah. He also has also th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He just th. He just th. He just th. He just th th th. He just th. He just th. He just th the. He just th. He just th. He just the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. He just got th. He just got th. He just got. He just got. He just got. He just got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got. He's got the. He's the. He's tip. He's tip. He's tip. He's tip. He got. He got. He got. He got. He got the. He got thment. But since then, he's done Iowasca's. Yeah. He also has books on that, I think. But he was really in-

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like I like that that Casey dude is like a um kind of remember that show carnival vaguely yeah like that time the chicken butt fuck the only thing I remember yeah right yeah that that case you do would just like pass out and like give people like whatever advice they need or like. There was a lot of wild shit in like the 20s and 30s with this stuff that like no one ever thinks about. Yeah. Like all that like new thought shit, like um, what's that one guy's name?

Huh? That one dude, he was like big on like, like, um like it was called new thought and there's a dude you put me on to him a while ago and he wrote a bunch of books and it was like how manly peel not it was like in the same time as manly P. Hall I can't remember his name Matt used to talk about him too I can't like well yeah back at the turn of the century this is a thing and we basically had like the tune of thi. th I th I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. thi thi. thi the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. he he he he he he they had like a new age thing. It was early new age, but it was like how to do stuff with your mind. And back then like people would fucking kill you for that stuff. Oh yeah, dude.

You start talking that at a party, you had to leave the house. They had like little secret societies of like the theosophy and shit. Yeah, all that stuff. Yeah, it's cool, man. I wish I could remember this dude's name. It'll come to me probably like, right, for I fall asleep tonight. Yeah, you're talking about Edgar Casey. Edgar Casey, yeah, yeah.

And then, like, he was shit because he did the same stuff. Like when he was like, he was, he got poison for corrupting the youth. So greats. Yeah, he was just hitting people with the facts and Ike sitting there claiming those dudes are his guides and then he has. It's funny because this is like the same year Bill and teds came out. Yeah. Really? Yeah. And then he is like he was like. he. He was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was like, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, the the the the the the the the the the the the th. He was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, then he is like, he was going into past lives and shit and he said he was Anthony Bacon. No one knows that's Francis Bacon's brother. And he was like a spy for the fucking crown. And Ike was saying all this. Yeah, I, the one thing Ike's like way into is karma,

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Just do it a million fucking times and just keep creating things. Damn, I wonder if God gets lonely. Dude, you have to. He did, that's why I made all of us. That's why I replicated himself. This is hot Sunday morning talk. Orderline blasphemers for some of your listeners. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't understand why people get so butt hurt about this stuff. It just goes to that old thing of like we figured it out, don't rock the boat. Yeah, but dude. It's like I assigned all these beliefs and that's

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was like if you choose, with this knowledge if you choose to keep listening to You're a devil worshipper. So I remember sitting in St. Thomas in seventh grade and like apologizing being like, I'm sorry God, I'm a devil worshipper. Because I can't give up, I can't give up the Zepp, I can't give up the Black Sabbath. So I decided to be a devil worshipper. The lead wasn't out. What's that? I could not let the lead out. I was like, dude. This shit, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I to, I to, I to, I to to to to to to to th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. I tho, I to the the the tho, I can't to to to to to to the the the the the the the the, I can't the, I can't the, I can't the, I can't the, I can't the, I can't the, I the, I can't the, I the, I the, I the, I the the the the the the the the th, I th. I th. I th. I can't, I can't th. I can't tho, I can't tho, I can't tho, I can't tho, I can't thooo.a. thoooooooooo. I can't thooooo, I can't tho, I can't the th Zeppelin. I need to listen to the doors. If I have to go to hell, then so be it. Peace Frog. Yeah, like I need Peace Frog.

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I think you gotta be like seven or eight before you should tell people that stuff. Tell kids that stuff ever. I hear you, but I'm saying if you're gonna. Yeah. You know, if you had them too young, their imagination, they don't understand the world at all. I used to walk to kindergarten in first grade and leave early and go to church in the morning, because I was trying to, I would make like Bible stories. I would do them all. I made my own like version of it where I was like, oh, this is Noah.

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I'm gonna say fucked up stuff to Dan. Not that bad. Yeah. He says, like, God damn, it's a lot and then there's school words. Like if I tell you it's not a school word, don't say it at school. He's like, okay, cool, cool. Is there a lot of that shit going on, like once you send the kids in school, like all the like bad words and stuff, start trying out? It hasn't hit yet. Like, they're still way too little. I would go fucking ape shit with that. I remember having to keep my cool until like fourth or fifth grade,

then everyone started cursing. I was like, all right, we're good to go. Yeah, like let's rip. And I just, I remember the word dude coming into like fruition with everyone. We're playing assumption BVM in football on the whole team was like, dude, the whole't know dad was like don't say that like when we were real little If we said dude, he'd be like knocked that all I guess it wasn't cool back then Probably I mean you probably just sound like a fucking what it's what they call them a? Beatnik yeah, I don't say dude. You don't talk like that if you're hitting dude and all that stuff. If you know yo?? thi thou. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, th th they're they're like, they'd th thu, he's tho, he's like, he's like, he'd th, he'd th, he'd th, he'd th, he'd th, he'd th, he'd he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he thu, he's like thu. thu. thu. thu. He'd thoooooooooo, he'd thu, he'd thoo, he'd tho, he'd tho, he'd he he he he he thu. Nah, especially those guys. I think dude was like a cowboy thing, right?

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This is what I was saying, this is why I don't think you guys are the bad ones. This is what I think this is just pure propaganda broo. What is? Spade thinks we're descendants of the bad Irish that came over here. Who's the bad Irish? Just the one, like, dude. I love it. I'm saying, I was like British nobility trying to get my like driveway done. Yeah, and there was a bunch of guys out there drinking beer and like, like talking about. And it was really like chill the street. Yeah. He wouldn't even look at them. They were so mean to, and I'm saying they were probably really cool dudes, but they

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No, I did not. Bill doesn't watch Triangle Sadness. Dude, you got to watch the whale. I watch the whale. That's a nice feeding friends in it. I'll watch the way, I'll watch that too nice movies. Fucked up, dude. There's a nice feeding friends in it. Could I show Danair or to fuck her up? Dude, yeah, I mean, Triangle's sadness fucked their up.

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All you have is like some straw huts and like you're just fucking doing your thing. You come over here, you're fighting wars. You're fucking, what'd you say, mogging? They're mogging, yeah. You're mogging all the dudes who live here. You're just a fucking brute of a man. They would obviously hate you. That's how they make it in the Molly McGuire movie. That's how they make it in the Molly McGuire movie? No, you saw that one with Sean Connery. Yes.

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On Sunday or any day. Whenever you want to. It's free, yeah. Yeah. But he's no, I'm talking like, so Sunday's the day when we rip. Yeah. So is there a rain check? There's a rain check. So then I'll be like, you know, Monday. She's like, okay, Monday.

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And I'll be like, fuck yeah, I can watch a movie. I can chill. Yeah. So I'll stay up. And then it's 1230. So then I got to creep into bed, and then I get woke up at like 545. Oh, man. It's a trade-off. It's not sexy time.

It's not sexy stuff. That's why I wonder like, you know, what the romantic relationships like, what your sex it's like I imagine like if it was me, like a part of myself would die and then I'd have to have another, it's just a whole other person. A whole other person is born. A whole other person's doing this stuff and it's like, it's not the same kind of sex life that I imagined before and like now you have a full-time job never ends. And it's just different. It's not better or worse. I mean nothing's better than the first couple months.

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That's my stuff. I mean, I shouldn't say it never because sometimes she'll be like, what are you doing at lunchtime? Like, yeah, she'll be like what are you doing at lunchtime like the kids are gonna be in school and I'm like yeah I'll be back but most of that's manipulative yeah yeah yeah that's trap a lot times it's a trap try to get Jones that's what Spade was talking about last week it's like the swords never go down now you just get different ones yeah you just You just upgrade your their artillery. It switches the battlefield. Dude.

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They get into it, dude. Why was he just watching porn? No idea, it was just a fucked up individual. I feel like if you don't, if you have kids and don't like quell it out, it's just like immediately you're just into degeneracy. Sometimes too, I guess if they're like a little older and they're like 40s and 50s, they're just like this is sweet that this exists, I'm just going to just to just to just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just to just just just just just to just just just just just to just just just just just just to take to take as much as I can of this. What porn? Why would I not watch this? It's all my computer. Like I get as much porn as I want. True. I think the, I have a very big hunch that the boomers are all lying about the fact

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And you can kind to get it on like lime wire and stuff, but it just wasn't where it was at. That was a fucking crap shoot. So like that's what I'm saying is these boomers aren't like, these boomers the boomers aren't. These boomers are content with a show like, even like, what's it called? Like I just re-watched White Lotus. A boomer could totally crush it to like, I'll be banging that Italian prostitute. Oh yeah, dude.

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You'll do it too eventually. Yeah, I mean, I fucking, I'm looking. Yeah. Without the home button it takes some finegelin. Yes, spade just is just went through this with this new phone. It's confusing. You got to swipe up, swipe down it's like it's not. I just I love not having it because like I just I don't fuck with it ever. So like if I go eat somewhere I think it's more beneficial than no-fat like but at the same time you also like need cameras and like GPS and shit but not be like with spades shit where he doesn't have any acts. You don't need GPS that often. Bro I fucking do. You shouldn't though. Like where the fuck are you driving? Just going anywhere? Can't you figure it out? Yeah, but that's like you're wasting time. Where are you going to so so many weird places? Like I was just up in Amler all week long. Yeah, but how often th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. the the th. the th. the th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. the the the th. th. the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. your fucking hamster wheel? Like Bill thinks that you're wasting time,

but like he doesn't understand it like. No, I'll bring it, like if I have to go like to a Craigslist mission, I'll bring my iPad in the van. Yeah, but like. But you ever take the long way? to trip to Ambler, right? And once I get up there, I'm like, oh, I know where I am, I just drive home. I'll figure out. Yeah, I turn the GPS off. You're probably one of those dudes who uses GPS. I was driving a truck every fucking day going to

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he'll be like dude I go down broad I hang it right on 16th because 16th moves and then I go up to run this is based off knowledge from like 98 this is like this is like third stoplight right, you'll see the Hess station make a left. You know that bar right there? You know where Smith's, it's not Smith's anymore, it was in 1978. Yeah, it's not even there. You know, it's not even there.

You have to stop it, it's like, it's like, thattime they get me in that hole, they start explaining me the like where to go and I'm just typing the address in GPS and hit search and like let them finish off their thing. But what I'm saying is like you could just have GPS. Yeah. But all you need to do is do it Andrew, just delete your apps. It's kind of the same. Now they have this other thing, they have these other phones. They have the the other, the other, the other, th. They have, th. They have, th. They have, th. They have, the other, th. They have, th. They have, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I their, and I their, and I, and I, and I, their, their, and their, and their, and their, and their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their. their. their. th. their. their. their, like, like, like, like, like, like, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the basics. Adam Curry made those? Well he like, he's pushing him. He pushes him, I don't know. But it's like, um, switch the one. You get this phone and just, what's it, just have phone, GPS, basic shit. You don't need it.

I looked them up when they first came out and they didn't have music so I was turned off to them. There you go. Now I have a fat CD book. Okay. So I just listen to my CDs. I mean dude you could also just get another device that plays music. So you could you could rip Spotify on like an old beat up. I Spotify in my house I Spotify on the iPad or whatever but like you could take something for the road. Well what would do it? Like I would need to be online. iPod. Anything. No he wants streaming. Oh you want to like. But I kind like like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to do to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the do do. do. do. do. do. do. do. the the the the the the the the the tooo. too. to. to. to. to. to. to, I would need to be online. iPod. Anything. No, he wants streaming. Oh, you want to like. But I kind of like not having it, because like, then I would get sick of my tunes again? The radio. And I'd be like, oh, let me listen to this.

And I would start like crunching. That's where, yeah, the It's just like the light phone, allegedly, it's better for like the data stuff, all that stuff. Because my flip phone does suck to like text on. Yeah, it's fucking hands. It's a pain in the ass, but it makes me text less, which I like. Because I, like, on an iPhone I would just mindlessly text. It's just like send a text text tapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap text the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to thi. to to to to to to thi. to to tooom. tooom. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thea. thea. thea.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. thea.a. It's tha. the. Oh, fucking send a picture. Oh, send a meme. Like, send this article to someone. Like, now I don't do any of that anymore. And when people send me articles, I just, I have to ignore them. No, I mean, dude, I'm with you. You know,

you basically like have a day and then you go home and you look at the internet stuff, but I look at so much less internet. the internet the. But I miss everything too, so it's cool. You don't need to keep up with this. It's just a show. It's just a fucking TV show. I don't think about any of it. I thought about doing that just moving somewhere far away. And it's having the laptop at home and just checking it when you get home. I always dream about moving far away. Then I'm like like the like the to do that to them old. Yeah. Because it's like, I feel like it's one of those things like, week nine, you're going to

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Like, if I had like, my kids were off at school, like, my kids go to college, I'm trying to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be, to be, the trying to be fucking off the map. Where it's like, I'll come see you, but like, mom and dad don't have a place for a while for you to come see us. Are you serious? Definitely. A lot of people have that. So, they can't come to you. So, I go to them.

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