WAR MODE - Vaction 2021

Episode Date: August 1, 2021

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Baby boy? You got something to say? I don't even think you really know what a bad day is. Fuck what? Fuck me? Fuck the tip. You'll find out. You hear me this?

You're gonna fucking look. You understand that? You understand that? I have no one minute. what's a link of the thing is going on here. You get a PC motherfucker culture. They want a stupid world, a stupid world for stupid people. I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires not lost.

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Detroit, Rock City, A shirts, Cadillacs, big titties, skinny models you can keep those. I like big cornfed mid-western hoes. Come on, I'm not the fuck idiot! Not to live in fucking cries, Eddie! Not the live in fucking crippers! Not trying to be funny! Not trying to get a laugh. Don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job. They say I'm cocky and I say what it ain't. They say what it ain't?

They say you're a fucking backer. They say I'm cocky. Take your hand. What would I have done? Yeah. I taken to the back and get up. What would I have done? I would have done a legitimate investigation to find out what exactly happened on 9-11. How did they know who did this so quickly like they did Lee Harvey Oswald? Who's going to investigate the investigators? Who's going to investigate the prosecutors? Who's going to hold the prosecutors? Who's going to hold them

accountable? Who's going to hold us public officials accountable? And that's all we're trying to do here, in addition to trying to find the truth. Do you honestly and truly in your heart believe that Sandy Hook actually happened? Yes or no? All right. Number two. And I'm here to tell you, 1776 will commence again that you try to take our firearms. It's only just begun. It's only just begun. I mean, it's hard, but how do I do? I mean, I did it for you. I try it, man. Cock you may be one of the best songs of all time. It's tough. I mean, it was hard, but how do I do?

I mean, I did it for you. I try it, man. Cock you may be one of the bestF's fucking walking music. Probably, yeah. But I can't remember, but dude, that reminds me if they're watching that fucking gay ass Woodstock documentary. Like they were talking about how like kid watched. I didn't see you, but when you were telling me about that, I remember it. That's not at all what was going on. It's like that's a really bad, well from what you were saying, that was not the 90s dude what

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I saw that at the Camden or whatever. That pumped me the fuck up. Yeah, I never saw it. Yeah, but the Woodstock thing, like, the whole thing was just a hit piece on white dudes. Yeah, that's everything now. For no reason. Like they started take it. Yeah. You know what I mean? We're not gonna cry baby. There's not gonna be like in the future you're not gonna see what lives matter dude. Never. You know what I mean? Literally no gonna happen. We'll take it. Yeah, they're just being dicks. They're just like, this is like, like, D-M-X played a song there. Man, they were sing a the M-word. It's like, dude. If you make make make make make make make make make make make make make make make make make make make. the song. the song. the song. they's. they're. they're make. they're make. they're make. they're make. they're make. they're. they're. they're they're they're gonna make. they're gonna make. It's. It's gonna make. It's gonna. It's gonna make. It's gonna make. It's gonna be make. It's gonna be make. It's gonna be. It's gonna be. It's gonna be. It's gonna gonna gonna. It's g. It's g. It's g. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's gonna. It's gonna. It's gonna be. It's gonna be. It's gonna be. It's gonna be. It's gonna be. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like, literally. It's like, literally. It gotta go back to like, before that, NWA, like everybody...

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That is insane. You didn't. Yeah. I visited many demographics. The boomers have like been up my ass all week. Just like they're cool guy in technology. It's like can you think of anything that has came out where you're like, okay, I know that. Like computers came out. You were like, you're a boomer.

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she never talks to me, so it was the first timethere and went to Manhattan and then it was like off to the races. You gotta have, I had hiked four miles in the morning going mushroom hunting. Yeah. When you get to New York dude, you gotta walk like everywhere. My legs were fucked. Dude, I was like, I laid in bed, I was like, I broke my name, I'm fucked. And then I slept and I I woke up in the morning. I was like, I was sore, but I could still walk. You like hurt your knee from just like walking that much?

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I ate sardines. How's that? It was good. I mean, I wouldn't like, I wouldn't like, I wouldn't like sit there and go buy them. People spurred it. Oh wow. Oh, they clap for you? Yeah, they clap for me, yeah. I mean, I'm a living joke, dude. I was chilling with a Michelin Star restaurant. Or Michelin Star Chef, who's 22, cockiest mother fucker on earth, dude. Really?

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I'm trying to, yeah, I'm trying to go to sleep, but I'm just like wired. You got that New York fucking bug. Back in the New York group, I haven't been there in forever. Yeah, that really hard up there because I was just, there's nothing to do. You're just up in the woods. What was that like? I loved it, dude. I could totally see myself doing that. I was literally in a unibonner house.

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Friday, everything was fucking working. I was on my boomers just coasting dude nothing could fucking phase me and then this week I I was back driving and doing this shit by the time Friday rolled around dude it's 630 in the morning I'm just ripping my headset off like Fah! I'm like freaking the fuck out so angry. Yeah dude if I didn't if I didn't take my vacation and I just went to that the job where they didn't answer the door for me I would have went on I would have went on hinge Just acts right through the door that was fucking insane

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