WAR MODE - White Flag

Episode Date: January 11, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You and me don't know shit about fuck legitimately Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest. The masses are being manipulated. Sir, come on it down. What are you reckon? What are you reckon? No one would believe that Hillary Clinton ain't my asshole. Brada. The brother was, the cherry marine, you know, the bonding that goes on.
Starting point is 00:00:37 I'm gonna tell you all something. We can't be violent. A man can be violent. This country has produced a very sick society. I'm a limited. How many of you are having like the biggest mind fuck of your life right now? Mr. Unlimited. If you want to do it right, you do it yourself, right? Yeah, baby.
Starting point is 00:01:15 I tell you what though, folks, that's bloody nice. Get behind me, I got a mission, I'm going someplace, I'm on a path, I'm on a trajectory, I want to get in line with the Holy Spirit and then move to the future. And now we're all entangled forever. And the quantum of the time continuum. You get it. You know what I'm saying? And that's what that is. You use your head. I just don't get out of it. Oh. I want to be teleported to the next dimension.
Starting point is 00:01:45 I mean, I put the clash up there with, like, painful and stuff. They're good. I mean, I put the clash up there with, uh, like, painful and stuff. They're good. It's not. It's just like, Ricky, like, oh dude. You're a fag, fucking. What, like, what's it? Oh, yeah. It's not just like Ricky like was like oh dude you're a fag fucking what like what like oh yeah how's your pocket going like all right dude whatever what's his damage with the class he hates the fucking clash for I don't I have no idea but then I had to hit him with like when I think of the class I think of you yeah I'm a fucking when I actually just when I think of Ricky I think of the cars actually yeah. You got anything for me or is that? You don't
Starting point is 00:02:25 got a band? Huh? You don't got a band for me? I don't have a band for you? I don't have a band for? I don't have a band for you? Like when you think of a band? Like, what am I? What? Oh, Bobby? Callwell probably. Sick. I'll take that. Yeah. Yeah. I'll take. Yeah. How sick was sick was sick. that. that. that. that. that. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. S. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. S. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. th. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.'s good. But, uh, dude, the reason I was laughing, I was walking upstairs. The only thing I can think about right now is you returning your cell phone to Verizon, but fucking up and not deleting your phone. I just don't understand, dude, come on man, don't even talk about that. But this is like, this is what's playing in my head. I'm just getting sick of your cock, like like, like, like, like, like, like, old texted me send me my number dude I don't know where the number is in the phone and you know this you know I've been working with hand me down phones I'm coming off of an eight dude yeah just text me my numbers and it's
Starting point is 00:03:17 it's an insanely giz thing to send someone dude dude this entire this entire new getting a phone the f laptop is freaking me the fuck out. All of this is freaking me out. I've never thought I even be able to do this stuff. And then you gotta hit me with, here we go, iPhone, laptop. And it's like, oh dude, do you want fingerprint? Do you want face recognition? No, I don't want any of this, dude. I don't want this to exist. It was fucking nuts because the years of having zero scratch for anything
Starting point is 00:03:46 Definitely was showing when we were looking at the phone's like dude If you're getting a fucking phone and you're not like down Just get the best one you can because you're gonna be it's gonna be on your person you don't understand what it does to you if you're a peasant for that That's what I'm saying like I was trying to get you through that it's just like it's just a pro max I I know you you you you you you you you you you you you you you don you you don you you don you you don you you don you you don't you don't you don't you you don't you you don't to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th the te te te te te tell tell ttell tttell ttell tell tell tho the the the the trying to get you through that. It's just like it's just a pro max. I know you say that but like I live in like PTSD of I look at the 13 mini and I'm like bro it does the same thing. Although I'm very close to getting a 13. And it's like 400 bucks cheaper.
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Starting point is 00:05:23 I wouldn't be here. Every single fucking thing started with ha ha. Just an absolute fucking brutal human. I wrote like a thing to a woman, like a three-page thing to a woman. If I had that now, I'd fucking jump out of a window. Like handwritten or typi. That's the next level, honestly. There was a thinning was a pain the pain the pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain pain the pain the pain pain.. thin. thin. thi was a thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thating was a thathing was a thathing was a thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. things. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thing. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi.......................................................................................................... I mean, that's the next level, honestly. There was typing was a pain in the balls back then. Yeah, I mean, I got caught with a love letter before, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:48 There's definitely, you're on to something with them wanting all your data. It really doesn't make much sense to have face scanning. They're making it. For what? Make it easy. Every time you want to open your phone a lot of people have face-side day. And they're constantly scanning you over. They want to know that's metadata. That's where you are, there's your face. Where you are, there's your face. Yo, like it doesn't just do the facial scanning. It takes a picture every like fucking minute. Front and back camera. Okay, apps, it's like, do we have access to your camera? And they'll take pictures of no matter what you're doing. That's what, that's the shit with the Rumba, too.
Starting point is 00:06:29 The Rumba took a fucking picture of a Hispanic. They're taking a shit. They're taking a shit. The rummue was getting a taken. How the fuck did the one chick take in a dump? Get released. Corporate Estrinage, lower the price of Rumba, buy a Rumba. Good point. You know what I mean? I mean, I don't trust any of that shit anymore.
Starting point is 00:06:50 I think my house is too fucking off. to put a rumble. Yeah, it's a cleaner. It doesn't do anything else. Cleans the floors. You can't fuck with it at all? I did, I was actually nervous to fuck with it. I didn't thought I'd get a kick out of the store. I think it was fed about you handing your phone, this is the, all I picture is, yeah, okay, that shit gets handed in. It goes to the place and the one person opens it up and just says,
Starting point is 00:07:30 oh, a custom lock screen. And then someone just hits the pictures just running up. How long did it take you to think of this? Someone just looking at it like, what the fuck? Also, that song has been in my head all day long. I couldn't stop laughing and thinking about someone having, like, I think about this shit all the time where there's like jokes I say in my phone where someone's like, dude, explain my phone where someone's like dude explain that like dude it's just funny there's nothing I could explain with that it's just funny shit honestly but it is what it is I'm I swear to God dude I'm trying to join the the it's not even a I did the no-fat right
Starting point is 00:08:22 way back did that SR this one I'm doing right now isn't even on a like I want the no fat right way back did that's our this one I'm doing right now isn't even on a like I want to do something that's just I'm trying to join the genie I was listening to something today all the dudes Henry Ford how old was he when he started really making money? 40 40 40. All everyone dude. This whole time I man I'm getting old is like dude you literally can't even make cash until you're 40. Anyone who does they're just fraud it on. That's why you're an anomaly. I mean I'm not there yet dude and honestly got a bit of an old soul. You don't think? And it is your last go around. November supposedly is but yeah I was I was listening that just I'm just back pumped on a a a a th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th pumped th pumped pumped pumped th pumped pumped pumped th pumped th pumped th pumped th pumped th pumped th pumped th pumped th pumped th th thum pumped th thum thum thu thu thu thu thu th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi I'm thi I'm thi I'm thi I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I'm getting thi. I'm is, but yeah, I was listening to that just,
Starting point is 00:09:06 I'm just back pumped on being on SR. And dude, when I am, my shit's cleaner. Like my truck, my room, there's not like, it's a little bit of time fapping takes, but the whole round up to it and the getting fucking knocked up. You're like a draddle, You're getting locked off your axis. Yeah, I don't like it at all. It makes me, like, I think-
Starting point is 00:09:29 You got a real horny for going out and having fun and hooking up and you did it. And now you realize that sometimes you slam your dick in the doorway. Yeah. Now you're going to go monk mode, monk cell. I mean, dude, what the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoom, tho, tho, thoomk, thoomk, thoomoomorrow, thoom is thoom. You're thoan, tho, tho, tho, tho, you're tho, you're tho, tho, you're tho, tho, you're tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, than, than, than, than, than, and that, and that, and that, and that, and thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I mean, dude, what the fuck are the odds of me saying I'm on SR and a woman in a Home Depot parking lot tries to ask to give me a blowjob. I mean, I imagine if I look like you that would be day to day. No, I'd be cruising around, looking at chicks, eye contact, what's up? No, I don't. I don't. I remember looking lying to stop snoring. Last three look real nice. I think I'm right before where it starts looking real nice Where someone's like, that's me. Yeah, right. I could do that
Starting point is 00:10:08 It's all those things have only happened me three times in my entire life And I hate myself for not following through on blowjob, I'm sorry, goodbye, goodbye. Literally, the day after I say, you know what, I'm going SR. You put it out in the universe, you spoke to your crystals. I'm just trying to get powered up. That's, I mean, speaking to which, 100 pound dumbbells and inclined, where I'm slowly coming back to the top. But dude, is that as big as they get? At the place I go to, which will remain nameless?
Starting point is 00:10:45 Yeah. And like, dude, it is fucking a whole different thing because, you know everyone's like kind of breaking my balls and they were like, you're going to the Patriot Freedom Gym or whatever. Who was bringing your balls? Just in general, people are like, Shane's like, I'm slamming on the brakes and I see people lifted during COVID. That's where I go now. Okay. So I stop going there. I go into a completely normal gym. It is like going to a bar before everyone gets drunk now.
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Starting point is 00:11:34 All right, so what are you getting at? It's just a week? Like it's quiet, it's quiet you're saying. the tension. There's a tension there that exists at this like because I didn't go to a normal gym. My gym was just pure of fucking very strong individuals mentally and physically. This is like a bunch of fucking hot chicks and there's dudes there and like that it's like a weird tension that's there the whole time. I don't know my gym experience is low my bar experience is high. Do you not understand what I'm saying about my bar experience is high. I get what you're saying about like the low in the bar before. You hit a critical mass when enough people get in there and then there's a noise level
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Starting point is 00:12:45 goddamn thing. That's why I'm on an inadvertence day 7, no fap, S.R. This was like the speed ramp into it. Right. Left-handed. Yeah, I mean, all I'm focusing on it on is being able to stand up, walk, do all this shit that we got to do, do the fucking my snore wrap. Do all that. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, the th. th. th. that, that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. It's that. It's, th., do all that. Yeah, I was trying to lower my BMI. I don't want to end up wearing the sleep lap new mask. It is. These are my goals. Like, I'm in another stage of life, dude. You're trying to hit the 100 pound dumbbells. Trying to stay off of an oxygen tank at night.
Starting point is 00:13:16 Dude, but I think that's like the fountain that's that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like thuen't that's like that's like that's like that's like the that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's before you go to sleep. Does that happen? Dude, they have like a thing of the, they have a thing of all the stuff that makes you snore. Yeah, I can't, I really, I can't, anywhere within like three hours of sleep, I cannot toucest food or else I'll be bodied. Yes, I eat myself to sleep. I've done this to myself, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th. th. th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, thi. I'm, thi. I'm, thi. I'm, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, I'm, I'm, thi, that, thi, tho, tho, tho, th. th. they. they. T, they. T, they. T, they. T, they. T, they. T, the, the, the, the, they. T, they. T, the, they. T, they. T, they. T. Yeah, they. Yeah, they. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thooooooooooooooooo. Yeah, th. th. th this to myself. Yeah. Yeah, I mean if you if you get normal sleep dude You'll probably feel like a million fucking bucks We're yeah, I'm gonna feel like a million bucks dude. I'm doing this and get jacked. I'm gonna get jacked. I'm gonna all of it do. Yeah Yeah. I mean, how way to the danger gym? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I try to get like danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger the danger. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I'm zimmed for some reason. I went, I try to get like contacts two weeks ago, and they just completely forgot my order.
Starting point is 00:14:10 And I called him up today, I was like, you, like, can I get them back? And they're like, yeah, no one put that order in. All right, can I just get free to chaught, I don't have fucking contact. Like my contacts are dry shit. Yeah, I don't understand anything about eyes. So like you think that you should be able to get caught free ones until you can pay? No, like I was supposed to have a whole order and they just didn't put it in. Oh, okay. They're not free.
Starting point is 00:14:35 They're like a trial one that's like close to my eye. Yeah. And this chick was just giving me the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most just like, chicks usually just had kids and died. Like this woman's like 50 years old. Dude, there's no reason to be this nasty about putting in a contact order. Yeah, chicks are never gonna be happy dude. Yeah, it was just, like every time I think I see a dude, like the dude I work with, and I'm sitting there going and she can still give you shit. It phases me, bro. Like where they'll put you on ice. I don't understand. It is a rock and a hard place. Because that's like you're 67 years old and you're still getting frozen out. I don't know like. Like that's fucking mind numbing dude. How that would feel to get the sniz taken away from you at that age. I don't know, yeah. Because usually it's like a weird fucking head game,
Starting point is 00:15:26 but like how do you even care at that point? I have no idea what it's like to be 67, but the shit was not looking good. Like for me, I was like, just fucking out to me. Is that the deal? Is that what we're doing? Yeah, I'm not talking to you. Yeah, I mean, it is, it is legitimately like. Yeah, it frees like laughing at me like, oh yeah, you think that's a thing. You think that's a thing to have a girl and not have a break your balls.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Yeah, I hate, like when you and Tom were talking last night, like, there's sometimes where it's like, the the adults, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's....... that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that I shouldn't have to hear yet. Is that why you were so quiet? I was just listening because you guys were talking about stuff that's over my pay grade, but there's some stuff like you just figured out that like they'll put the snizz away from you in your 60s. Yeah. And like you got to wait until now to figure that out. There's certain stuff I get to hit with. It was like damn. Why can I just leave th. I th. I yeah. I get it. Just chill out a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I just, we can talk about planning. That'd be sweet, it's whatever.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Yeah, I just, the fucking, the snoring thing is in my fucking head too. What, the fact that you snore? Yeah, the fucking, 57% of the night. I couldn't like imagine hearing you back imagine hearing demons literally coming out of your mouth. There's noises that There's noise. There's one noise that I don't know what it is. Dude, I couldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. tell you. Dude, I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't record myself. This one sound might. I'll send it to you. No, because I think I was the th. I was th. I was the th. I was the the th. I was th. I was the the the th. I was the the th. I was th. I was the th. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't the the the the the the th. I wouldn't sound. I wouldn't th. I wouldn't the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. threat. th. th. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I was. I was. I was one. I was one. Nah, because I think I was telling it, I was like watching that Rogan thing, and I'm just sitting in the back room, taping the wall watching the Rogan thing. Yeah. These dudes, like, I got through three haunted ghost stories. And I was like, dude, whatever.
Starting point is 00:17:13 I'm good. It's a part of me snoring then squeezing it and doing that like, me? Oh my God. I'll play it for you, dude, it's fucking nuts. It's horrible for, like just not breathing your sleep, it's fucking horrible for you. But like when I was tapin, I was chilling. Just listening to the pop. So you started taping it.
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Starting point is 00:18:29 You can watch a million YouTube videos on how to do trim and do it. I did it last month. Well, I wish you would tell everyone that makes fun of me. Like, oh, I could do that. I could do in motion. To make it like a good, uniform-looking thing, you would need to be at least for like a week of someone watching you. By the end of the week, you might make the first coat look somewhat nice. Mine looks like the monkey island where they throw shit. But all I do is make sure it's thin enough where it's not a fucking problem. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of dudes to go the other. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. the the the the the th. th. the. the the the the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thin enough, where it's not a fucking problem. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of dudes that go the other way.
Starting point is 00:19:05 I'm like, oh, you can just sand it down. It's like, all right, man. Because, dude, like, when we were working on Delancey Street, back when I was a young wardnog, I had to sand a whole room. I know. It was all mud. to play next. Now I have a play next, everyone can go fuck themselves and I want the one with the light on it. Yeah, that one is next level. That was fucking, that made me, like, I used to walk into places and like, when I was 1920, me and my buddy, like, I would have, like, it was an
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Starting point is 00:20:15 Well dude back in the day, well I don't know, at least from my experience, there was dudes that carboners used to hang............. I, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, th, th, th, th, th. I, th. I, thi, thus, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th.. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. that. thi. th. that. that. thi. thi and tapers would come in because that was like the union deal. Yeah, yeah. Then the Mexi's came in and they were like, well hang and tape for 22 of sheet. We'll hang and tape for 18 a sheet. Yeah. And they were like cutting, they were like slashing prices. It's like, that. Yeah. So everyone stopped. they one. The's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they's, they's, their, th. T. T. T. T, th. T. T, th. T, th. T, their, th. T, thi's the me, the me, the me, the me, the me, the me, the me, the me, the me, the me, the me, the me me, the me, the me me, the me me the me, the me the me the me. T, the me. T, the me. T, thi. T, thi. T, thi. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. Mexex, thes. Mexexexxxxies, thes, thes. Mexixies, thexies, thexies mexies mexies mexies, thex'm just saying things change a lot. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like, there's a dude that used to tape before me. So he would roll in like there was guys would hang she rock and he'd roll in and it's just the rocks up. He would bring an ounce of weed.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Him and fresh blades, he would start out with plastic blades. Really? Yeah, you start out, dude. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. There, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the th. the. the. the. th. the the. dude. He would roll up in a weekend it would be finished and it'd be a glass man. What the fuck? Yeah. I wonder what the plastic blades are for. This is old school. I'm talking like early 2000s. Just one dude roll up, bag of weed, smile with the carpenter, everybody would leave. He'd show up at Friday in the afternoon. Everyone will come in Monday. the. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, I'd the plastic, I'd the plastic, I'd the plastic, I'd the plastic, I'd the plastic, I'd the plastic, and the plastic, and the plastic, and the plastic, and the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, the plastic, they. And, they. And, th. And, they. they. they. they. they. they. they. their, their, the plastic, their, the afternoon, everyone will come in Monday is ready, then I would have to go and paint. Damn, I don't know, like now with the boxes and stuff I can like see how they do, but hand taping it. No, he had boxes. He had the whole deal. Yeah. Okay, never mind. That makes sense. He had like his own, he had all of his own little tools, but no crew, just one dude. That's probably some classic weed. That's that's on weed but if you are taping I think that is one of the reasons weed was invented. I mean I'm not I'm not trying to act like a connoisseur because I definitely can't smoke weed. But when that that weed like 1999 2000s weed that weed you can tape all day long. Today's weed, psych ward. Yeah I think that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that might that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that weed. that weed. that weed. that weed. that weed. that weed. that weed. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. thi thi thi thi thi the. I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that weed you can tape all day long. Today's weed, psych ward. Yeah, I think that might be what's happening now because like there's shit where like I go into places and I'm like how the fuck did these guys get away with them?
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Starting point is 00:22:32 The set up I had was, I didn't start drinking until I was maybe the fear of God for my dad or I just didn't want to get caught drinking. So like I missed it 16, 17, I started kind of getting into we, like senior year I guess, really, junior and senior year. We used to go outside. I had an Azuzu rodeo.
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Starting point is 00:23:50 Like obviously the goat's the goat's sake is going to get taken. It was like Paul Mall's, Parliament's, cool wides. And so you're literally making me sick. But like dude, this is like, looking back on this, like, I realize there's a few times where like, my aunts were just like, I'm not dealing with this. I ripped the cigarette, like, an hour before my aunt took me home in a Ford Windstar, just me and her. And she's like, were you guys smoking? No, it was a bonfire.
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Starting point is 00:25:12 He's at J.B. got hit up. He's getting emails because he's famous. He put him on a TMZ. He's like, I'm famous now. He gets a dog, he gets an escalate. He buys a house, and then chicks start hitting him up. That's one I'm saying.
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Starting point is 00:26:56 I told you before with the flying. I'm not doing that seat anymore because it's for the big dogs. And I shouldn't be taking it. That's bullshit. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the the the guy, I, I the guy, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. I'm thi. thi, I'm thi, I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoe. tho. tho, tho, I'm tho, I'm the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's th. thi. thi. I's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's theanananan. that's that's that's toean. toean. that's toean. theananananan. That's bullshit dude. I'm telling you the guy looked at me and I felt him and I was like he's right. Like I shouldn't be here. I can fit in every fucking seat. The chick next to me was massive dude. Same here. And I'm trying to remember what she was watching.
Starting point is 00:27:17 But it was something dumb too. Yeah like the I just like not like us. Yeah I'm watching John Brentfell talk about being in Moscow and almost stopping a rape and then not stopping a rape and leaving. That's about it. Wow that's fucking heavy. Did you you didn't watch that? No I didn't watch you yet. Yeah he's an aggressive individual. But yeah the like there's just something about Candy Crush where like like we, for a while, me and Fed were doing like, um, fire jobs, you would go in there and like this one time, I rolled into a house and it was like, just a fire in the kitchen, like some real whack shit. You know what I mean? Just like, if you're gonna burn the house down, you know it. Like, you just fuck dinner up anything. And that the things. Like, you're th. Yeah, you, you, you, you, th. Yeah, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. You'd th. You'd th. You'd th. You'd th. You'd th. You'd th. You'd th. You'd th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the they. Yeah, they. Yeah, they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th weren't doing anything crazy. And then it's an insurance claim? You fucking lit up some ramen and it got all crazy. This chick is just ripping fucking SIGs the whole
Starting point is 00:28:10 time on a like a desktop computer just playing Candy Crush. I was like dude like this is fucking like. Well like what Tom was saying he went to Outback and all the families were on the phone. Dude that's what they're doing. They're doing nothing. It's a, well, well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well. Well, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the families were on the phone. Dude that's what they're doing. They're doing nothing. It's a, well, like, that's what I was saying, I think. I'm telling you, there was a time when the smartphones were out. Like I didn't have one yet, smartphones were out. And people would look at it and it was kind of like a Blackberry type thing. Where it was like the initial thing. And then there was young people had all the socials, right? So like you'd see young people and they'd be like, oh, they're probably on Facebook, right?
Starting point is 00:28:49 This is like even before Instagram really got like a big deal. Well, the other thing is, if you think about it, like, you would have looked like a crackhead if, like, their. the next tel. And, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the. the. the. the. the. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're, they. they. they're, they're, like, like, they're, like, like, like, like, meth like almost on the verge of like a fucking break. Yeah. And before that, even the text messages. Shields you at work got the chive and he was a crackhead with it. On a flip phone? No, on the regular, on the, when the, when I had my commandant, when we first got internet phones, yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:18 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. . . And that was like a website to go on. Yeah, yeah. That was like an app. You're talking about 3G. 3G, yeah. It was 3G. First, yeah, around the droid and all that stuff. But that's what it is, dude, when it switched to 4G or whatever.
Starting point is 00:29:32 And everybody could have this stuff like rolling. Not. It's, there's something wanted was a fucking cell phone. I couldn't get like dude my cousin Pat had one in seventh grade. Bullshit. We would go to the movies. I couldn't get a chick's number. I would have to call them on my cousin Pat's phone or just not call them. But when we were on the bus, I remember a chick took out her cell phone, I remember a chick took was talking about like texting was like 10 cents a text so that shit did not happen until they really
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Starting point is 00:31:26 then sitting there at Outback in front of cold bloom in onions scrolling Tick-Tock while the person you're trying to show the world to and teach them is also watching Blippy on a fucking rubberized iPad. Well I have to say like we can't speak on this. We can't speak on these things we didn't experience. Dude, there's multiple kinds of truth. There's political truth. There's fucking personal truth. Like we can't, we don't have kids, we don't know. It's like, I was in a car with Tom and his children. And when that iPad goes down, dude, when Netflix freezes and they can't watch. the thricks and they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't they can't watch they can't watch they can't watch they can't watch they can't watch. they can't watch. their their th. th. th. their they can't their their their their their their their their their their. their their their. their their. their. their their their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. th. thi. the. the. the. the. the. theat. theat. thuu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. they can't handle it. The Zocke doesn't have iPads for his kids. I hear you man.
Starting point is 00:32:08 But if you give them, if you let them taste the electronics, you can't go back. Exactly. Yeah. But I'm saying like at that he runs in our vein. He can't read. Yeah. I probably came to him in a dream and told him how to fucking get the crazy. My son. Dude like that's what I'm saying. Bing. It's definitely not impossible for the kids and this because like if I was on a car ride and like not even taking a dig at you. But no I do it also too I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It. I. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I ride and like not even taking a dig at you. But no dude I also too I have zero patience or like understanding of when I'm around parents and their kids are screaming and I'm watching them not freak out.
Starting point is 00:32:51 I'm like you know that that's happening now right. Yeah I mean it's probably like like they don't even hear their. They don't even hear it. You know they're still talking to me and they're the fuck out. It's probably just like having a fucked up whip. It's like, dude, you don't hear that in your cupboard. Yeah. You're like, when you're in a van and the van's always clanging around, it's like, yeah, I know that's annoying, but you kind of just get used to it. And you can, if you freak out every time your van clanks, you're going to fucking lose your mind. fucking, it was a noise maker. You know what I mean? And then when they start rattling, when you put shelves in them and they start rattling, there's nothing that dries it up faster than a rattling van.
Starting point is 00:33:32 Because they're not happy about the van to begin one. And then they get into it, they're like, it's cool. It's cool you have a van. Like you were because I I had the van the the van that's on the cover of war mode is That van was haggard well. Yeah that blue one That four vans rusted out to that was a noisy fucking one But when I had that Chevy Express had a girlfriend. It was we were all good. The Chevy vans are on another level. Yeah, they're elite and and that was a big jump going from? What was your account? the? 209, 2,500. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. I. th. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the. th going from what was that? What was your account line? Uh, 2009, 2,500 econoline. That was an 09?
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Starting point is 00:34:32 That's a, what is this, where are you getting this personal truths? Uh, I was just watching the, I was watching something, dude. troubles. They're talking about personal truths and political truths. Yeah, whatever gets, whatever keeps it going. Yeah, what the, hold on one second, I was thinking. Yeah, when we were talking about the kids in the whip, I think there's some way to reverse engineer this stuff because like, I don't know why. We had Game Boy colors, but I never remember having him in the car they might have just been like it was just a chill thing but for the most part dude you can't compare a gameboy to the internet super mara land on a gameboy SP you know that's the thing you're you're a fool you've never had a gameboy SP you saw the you saw the foldable phone right yeah the gameboy spe was a foldable Game Boy it was fucking sick
Starting point is 00:35:25 like it was high quality legitimate Super Nintendo like it looked like S and S so that that was cool but for the most part like when we were driving around we were young there's no flipping out like I remember vaguely when we drove down to Florida these things are uncomparable. W Wobeyed to Florida. That's what I'm saying these things are uncomparable. Well we drove down to Florida and God's ill and that quelled me everyone had deal with that but once you get over a little threshold there's there was a weird time my life where I had like a I was like nervous to go on any like if they were like we have to go to Philadelphia for St. Patrick's Day parade I knew that car ride, I was gonna feel like I had a shit. And it like fucking shut me down. And I think it was because of a shit in my pants accident.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Did you have an accident? You had a boo-boo before. The only time that I downright shit myself. But you were scared. It must have happened before or you thought it's gonna happen. Well, the one I, the one in kindergarten doesn't count because like you shouldn't be in school at that point in your life. The real one I had, like I was fucked up when I was in school, or at least my mom was in denial that I just sucked dick at school.
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Starting point is 00:37:27 The kindergarten one didn't count. I just I just flat out shit my pants at recess All right. So that was second grade every talking first grade? Maybe third grade? Third grade you still can't read second or third. No, I wasn't the thi, no, I wasn't proficient. Okay, and like it was like it was. It was. mom on a mad one like, oh, we're gonna hell, like, they thought that they could fix it. And it's like, dude, I just can't focus on reading at all. Like, it's just like, there's my attention span. I'm not even gonna sit there and cry 80 day. It's just like, I'm thinking about too much shit, dude. So you beasted it. I didn't beast it. I had, I graduated like 350 out of 375 at Sally's.
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Starting point is 00:39:07 Yeah, dude, are you kidding me? Yeah, like 100% but I feel like I'd fucking have a heart problem at this point if I was on Adderal. But back to the fucking shit pants and why I think it's fucking weird that kid. Like maybe it's good that they have this because this shit doesn't have to happen them them them them them the time. And it's like the school drinks were usually like fruit punch, chocolate mill. I know them all. The cartons, right? Yeah. Crush that, crushed bag of chips. So I just had like a canola oiled, lower intestine just waiting.
Starting point is 00:39:34 And usually I'd take a shit when I went out, obviously, like I would come over school, beat off every fucking time. But we went up the Down-In Town one time, and they had these, the Tutsi rolls that are flavored, would crush them, dude. And I was king of the world. At this point, I'm not a bedwetter. I'm cool, I can wipe my owntime in my life to this day. I was in a Ford excursion. Shit was a goat. Front seat was huge as fuck. I'm driving back and my mom we always listen to Dido. The whole Dido white flour. So you're on the way back. We're on the way back.
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Starting point is 00:43:40 shit in khakis. Man. And then I went into the car, bawled my eyes out and pissed myself. Rugrad underwear, I still remember it. Yeah, that's D-Day, bro, yeah. That's D-Day. This one was like, I got shot in an artery. And like someone's like, dude, I'll tell your wife. I love you. I'll just sit down. It was traumatic. It dude that shit that that went on especially on field trips dude like we had we had field trips where we went out to like Lancaster for like it wasn't a rent fair but it was this place where you could you sit down and
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Starting point is 00:46:08 what's happening, dude, I don't need to think about this stuff, I just need my faculties back. I get like, when I drilled this hole in my thumb, the first thing I thought about, fuck, I won't be able to lift for a week. That's the first thing that comes to my mind right away. Yeah, you sound like a truck driver man. Why? I'm just saying it shit happens all the time. I get mangled. Remember when you're always like dude you got to hit the gym. It's like every day. If you do like you're doing construction every day you get mangled and you're like yeah dude. Maybe I'll hit. I'll hit a the festival exco. the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. I things. I'll things. I'll things. I'll things. S things. S things. I'll things. S things. S things. S things happens happens happens happens happens things. I things. I things. I things. I things. I things. I things happens happens happens happens happens happens happens happens happens things. I'll ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha-a. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. I'll. S. I'm. S. I'm. S. I'm. S. S. I'm. S. I'm. S. S. I'm. S. S. I'm. S. I'll. S. S. S. I'll. S. S. S that's why I think if anything happens with this podcast we get enough money to get you the festival X-Go skeleton you can lift. Yeah right. Dude honestly like I was thinking about a few things. We watched that like we were talking about the pyramids the other days and stuff right?
Starting point is 00:46:57 there's a chance that like there's no way the pyramids right now, my theory on the pyramids is it was just giants. 100% giants build it, that's it. Because nothing else makes sense. That fucking... I like your idea the other day of that's like looking at a beat-up car. It is. Like it's looking like, we don't know what it's for. Someone could restore it. I was thinking about that the other day where what if instead of this gay-ass Egyptologist shit where they just hide the truth and everything you put the ice on it. Like you put that line whatever they put on that thing and put the gold top back on recreate what the fuck it was see what happens. Like the car that you're seeing it. I'm with you I mean that's body. tho. But I'm just just like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tru. tru. tru. tru. truth. truth. truth. truth. truth. truth. truth. truth. truth. truth. truth. truth. truth. truth. truth. truth. truth. truth. truth. the that's bodywork though. We don't know what's the engine. But I'm just saying like the engine's in there.
Starting point is 00:47:45 Yeah. The it's rust it's a rusted body. If you just coat it out, get some nice Egyptians and just put that shit on there and put a gold top, just see what happens. It's not like it's just like dude that's what it used one book about the by-counter mine, because if that theory is true, and you're pretty much just following orders from your head and it's the gods, and everyone's kind of on the same page, you guys told us to build the Great Wall of China? Yeah. They're not slaves, dude. I mean, they're slaves that they're in mind, but like everyone's just on the same mission. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their f. If their f. If their f. If their f. If their foer's their foes their foes their foes their foes just their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their theory.oes' their their their theory.oes' their their their their their their their their their their the same mission non-stop and if you say like dude I don't think we should be doing that they point at them and go well that guy's a demon and they kill them yeah I mean if that's how we were operating there wouldn't be like I'm not sure I'm not sure how you wouldn't procreate huh you wouldn't procrate if you were like a dude who's like I don't think yeah yeah and then they and then then after the switch the switch the switch after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after the switch the switch the switch the switch the switch the switch they they they they they they they they the switch they they they they the they they they they they they they they they they they the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they the the the the the the the they the the the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th th th th th the the the thi the thi the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th after the switch, once they got the subjective mind, they started killing the dudes that were still in the, following the God.
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Starting point is 00:50:06 Shit that happened in two. They lie about shit that happened 70 years ago, bro. Yeah, that is what it is. The thing that stinks is I saw that shit and I was like, the Great Wall China is really cool, but not even trying to be like I'm a fucking safe in China. I don't, yeah, you wouldn't want to travel there. I wouldn't want to go there. I fucking talk too much shit. Air pollution.
Starting point is 00:50:29 Not even that. Like, I'm saying I, like me personally, I don't want a, like, if they have like my eye scan, my retinal, all that stuff, my passport goes through the CCP. I've said some rogue shit-a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thua thua thuage, thu thu thu thu thu thu to too too too too too too too too too, too too too too to to to to to to to to to to to to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a their to a their their too, their their their their too, too, their tooom. tooooooooo too too too too too too too too to if I ever want to go there, but like... They disappeared, Jack Ma, bro. Is that dude still gone? He might be back, but for a while he was gone. He probably went to a camp. He probably went to a re-education camp.
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Starting point is 00:51:28 They're just short, like it's just an easy one to take in. I just like thinking about the idea of a great America. The demography and the geography. You can't escape that shit, dude. What do you have? Where are you in the supply chain? How many people do you have to get this thing going? That's the basic facts of intelligence.
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Starting point is 00:53:25 Hundred and three duels, dude. For some reason, I just don't, and I'm not a rusifile. I don't see it happening to Russia like completely shitting the bed, but I mean it could. I think that they're going to push for regime change so whatever, the powers that be are gonna try to get that, because then that's a major deal. If you cut this up, the current sea lanes in half, time-wise, that's a huge deal. I wouldn't be able to do that shit,
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Starting point is 00:54:45 Don't do this. Just bizarre. And my other cook, I mean, my other friend just got fucking Botox and he's not even gay. That shit confused the fuck out of him. I've been asking you what's good with these young boys and I've been telling you the social media is turning them into like feminine type things your Your boys are going to come in here and talk about the manosphere. And I think it has the opposite effect of making people manly, but whatever, dude. I think it turns, they flip the game, they flip the sexual currency around to a little bit, to where dudes have to be hot. And it's fucked up everything. They could just be like guys. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. It. It's. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, their. It's, the the th. It's, their. It's, their. It's, the opposite. It's, the opposite. It's, the opposite. It's, the the opposite. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It's. It. It's. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It, they, and chicks used to think that. Chicks used to just be like, guys are beasts.
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Starting point is 00:56:06 I can't re-watch movies. Okay. Like I re-watch movies, like, one day you will. That's what I'm saying. I need a little more time. Like Fury, it pumped me up. And like that, I love that fucking movie. I don't see why I can't, but there's just something something something something something something something something something something. I needed something nice. I'm waiting for something nice.
Starting point is 00:56:26 I'm going to try to watch Triangle Sadness or just something else that'll tickle my fancy a little bit. It does suck not being good with movies, dude. What do you mean? Like I just not interested in it. But I love when I get a good movie. I mean, dude you just don't, you know. There's too many. There's too many of them. I. Like. Like. Like. Like. I. I. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I just I just I just like I just like I just like I just like I just like I just like I just like I just like I just like I just like I just like I just I just like I just not I just not I just not I just not I just not I just not I just not I just not I just not just not just not just not I just not just not I just not I just not I just not I just not I just not I just not I just not I just not I just not I just not I just not I just not I just not I just not I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I just not I th. I just not I just not I just not I just not I just not I just not I just not th. I just not th. I just not th. I just not th. I just not th. I just not th. I just not th. I just not th. I just not th. I just not th. I just not just not just not just not just not just not just not th. I just a good movie. I mean dude you just don't you know there's too many there's too many of them. That's what I'm saying I got in late. I got in late yeah there's tons of them. That but like when it comes to sit I mean imagine if you got in early and you had to wait for them to come out. True I guess I am being a being a bit of a brat yeah and you're being a kind of a brat yeah. th you th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' th. th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. I'm thiiiiiiiii. I'm thi. thiiii. thi. thi's thi, thi, thi, brat, dude. I mean, you want to live this life where your friends have to be straight, they have to be fucking. It's kind of weird, man. I'm just hoping that he's not doing it to further himself in life.
Starting point is 00:57:13 Well, hey, dude, I don't think it's a choice. Sometimes it is. Sometimes it is. Sometimes, I mean, there's dude, sometimes dudes do it for cool the cool, for cool, for cool, for cool, for cool, there's there's dude, there's sometimes it is. Like sometimes dudes do it for cool points. It's it's a whole different game dude. Yeah, these young, I don't understand this young world. Like dudes start, this is unheard of dude. Like dudes are doing that for like, this is unheard of to me, bro.
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Starting point is 01:02:19 Maybe. I did fucking hurt my back, or hurt my neck when we were doing a cast one time, but I was sitting like an asshole. Yeah, right Well, that's not for this week. What do you say? No, I want to talk some more. I want to tell everybody what we got coming up. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we want to talk about, you know The plan. It's not like a plan. It's just kind of like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I to. I don't know. I to. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to talk. I'm kind. I'm kind. I want to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that's kind. I to that's kind to talk. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want. I want tell. I want tell. I want. I want tell. I want tell. I want. I want tell. I want to to to tell. I want to to. I want to to. I want, I was, I've been like hearing people talk about Irish stuff, and I've never talked about it on the podcast ever, I don't think, but I know a fuck ton of shit about this because I work with, I ended up working with a bunch of people from Northern Ireland for six, seven, ten, twelve, I mean... Pretty much raised by Wolves. Yeah, so, like, so I know all this shit. I tak in the their their th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I've thi. I've thi. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've the people, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their their their their their their th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm toge. I'm to to to to, to, to, I'm, I'm, I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, thr. I'm thr. I'm like, like, their, this shit. I take it for granted that people know all this shit. And then like I was listening to people say some stuff
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Starting point is 01:04:28 Yeah. You know what I mean? And I know a lot of this shit. So it's insane. Yeah. I mean, I was talking to you about the other day and I just literally watch your eyes glaze over and I'm just that like, there's this prison. They have these guys and they were terrorists and they fucking went out and committed some kind of crime and they got locked up and basically like a Guantanamo.
Starting point is 01:04:56 Yeah. They had a political fucking prison. And by England? Yeah, and they put all these guys together and that was a mistake. They were young violent dudes from all different counties and different like sex of the IRA or whatever. And then once they hit, once they hit the maze, dude, they start reading fucking books on revolutionaries, they start getting political, you know, and they start getting plans. So like a lot of the dudes are doing like these weird blanket protests just out of like fuck you to the guards. They they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th they they th th th the the the thea thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. th What are their protests? They took off all their clothes. They didn't want to wear their uniform. They didn't want to do work or wear the uniform. They wanted special status. They wanted a political status. Dude it happens a lot. They were like they were like we're like we're fighting a war. Yeah, you know what I mean? And the British side. the the the British the British the British to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the British side to to to to to to to to to work work to work work or work or work or work work or work to to work work or work or work or work or work or work or work or work or work or work or work or work or work or work or work or work or work or work or work or work to to to to to work to to to to work to to to to to work to to to work to to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work or work or their their their work or work or work or their work or their work or their work or their work or their work or their work or their work or their work or their work or work or their work their work or work or their their work or their work their their their their ever going to get to the bottom of this, but it would be cool to talk about Yeah, that's when I kind of get people stoked on we're going to do on the patron. Yeah, we have that and we have Michael Juan Sunday. Yeah, yeah. So that's too I think that I'm telling you man if people can put up with it micro pit. I know so much shit about this stuff that is like rattle it off.
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Starting point is 01:07:05 Like living through like those dudes- It became equal when they, they fucking brought- Unlocked bombs. They brought, I don't want, we'll get into it. Yeah. They teamed up, they squatted up with Gaddafi and loaded up enough weapons to scare the British into saying, okay, we'll chill. I mean, honestly, that's what I think that, there, th, th, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's th, th, th, thi, there's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. It th. They's, th. They's, th. They's, th. They's, th. They's, th. They's, there's, there's, there's, there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's their, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, theeeeeeeat, they're they're theeeat, they're that, the, that, the British into saying, okay, we'll chill. I mean, yeah, honestly, that's what I think, that, there's a few blockbuster transmissions. I have my eye on one individual right now and I won't, by 2023 it will be done, guaranteed.
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Starting point is 01:08:06 I look at this, oh, that's so sad. That's so sad. That shit with the fucking New York Times writing that article about the zombie trank drugs is fucking insane. Like, I've seen stumps. I've seen a nugge, where in their stumps. After they've lost their arm, two shooting up. But how do you find a vein? I don't know. I don't know how any of this stuff works, dude.
Starting point is 01:08:32 I don't do intravenous strokes. I've never shot up anything in my life or other. It's a tranquilizer plus fentanyl. I think this shit is fucked because like... And they're giving up on, they're giving up. It's like a fucking, they gave up on the zone. You have, like there's no fighting it and it doesn't help that ships are being seized off the port of Philadelphia for that J.P. Morganone for like 2.5 million dollars of cocaine. Yeah, yeah. It's like the biggest people.
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Starting point is 01:10:30 charismatic individual than that dude jelly roll. Yeah, I mean I don't meet very many people, I like that dude. Yeah, it had a nice aura around. Yeah. You're on a vibe so you can see you're in that world. Very endearing individual, if I do say, but yeah. Before we wrap it up, can we play Neil DeGras Tyson, completely flipping the fuck out? Hold on, one second. Yeah, that and like, dude, that fucking- This is one of the main things, like, no agenda always,
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Starting point is 01:12:25 Like, that's so insane. Dude, what do you do? You work at the Hayden Planetarium, dude. You tweet. And that's what I'm saying, like, this guy walks into this room and he's starting to talking to PBD. At some point, it's like, dude. This guy owns an insurance company that's worth hundreds of millions of dollars. That's Bill Marr, dude. That's Sagan's fucking, that's Sagan's
Starting point is 01:12:47 Legacy like that Hayden Planetary Airworks like that's Bill Nye. Yeah, like that's a fucking science man for kids Bro, shut the fuck up. Stop going on podcast. He didn't he must ain't got it like that. That's a crazy thing about like, I haven't listened to him. I thi. He thin. He th. He ain't got th. He ain't got ain't got ain't got ain't got ain't got ain't got ain't got ain't got ain't got ain't got ain't got ain't got ain't got ain't got ain't got ain't got ain't got ain't got ain't got ain't got they. He ain't got that. He ain't got that the they. He ain't got that's that's that's that's they they that's like that's like that's ain't that's ain't got that's ain't got that's ain't got that's ain't got that's ain't got that's ain't got that's ain't got that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's they. He ain't got they. He ain't got. they. they. He ain't got they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the listened to him talk since like five roads ago. They put him in fucking Zoolander too. Did they? I think he gave him a big head honestly. I think that might have been it. But dude, he just kept referencing his tweets. Like, broo he's like, broo. He thinks he's like, he's like, he's like you if you kiss yourself in the mirror you're not actually kissing yourself on the lips and it's like dude You think about your tweets more anything about anything
Starting point is 01:13:28 Yeah, nice one, yeah, that's a snapple fact. Yeah, that's a man fucking nectar I mean I for some reason it's this whole him Eric wine him and Eric wine Yeah Eric really bothers you they're up my crawl. They're up my crawl. He's the theyre's the the the the he's hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea. I hea. I hea. I hea. hea. hea. hea. hea. He's really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the at all. Dude, I used to like Neil to Grass Tyson. Why? Like I was in, it was when I was in the truck, truck seven camera, not even the other one. I will tell you this, dude, there was a time where he was like way better, way more tolerable than this. He was talking about cool shit. He was talking about cool. He's a little tha. He was tha. He was tha. He was th. He was th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. It was like, thi. It was like, thi. It was like, thi. It was like, thi. It was like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I. It. It. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was like, it. It was one time he went on Rogan and just like spazzed on Adderall. Yeah. Do you remember that? I was walking Zeus in the park.
Starting point is 01:14:07 I was like, dude, get a load of this, mothfucker. Sucked. But the one before that, it was like, he was talking about cool shit and how big stuff. just like a douche bag. No I have no other like he's just a douche. Yeah, yeah. That works. I can't deal with him. I just think it's funny that you're gonna be that cocky. You're gonna come at PB Day. Drinking a Celsius. You're gonna talk down to him like dude you don't understand anything about science and then say virus three fucking times in 30 seconds instead of vaccine. Yeah. You have a huge brain, Gugger at Tyson. I mean, like a PBD drink in the Celsius,
Starting point is 01:14:45 broo. That's for burning fat and like just energy drink but also burning fat. So he's not Natty. No chance. P. B. D. I would say he's not Nadi. I mean, I mean, you think he might take T. R.T. I mean, I can't speak on that, man. He's literally.. All right, so that's like a wild accusation I shouldn't be saying? No, it's not a wild. No, I'm just saying an older dude. You're always telling me to do it. You're always telling me all these older dudes are doing it. I can't speak on PBD. He's also slamming a Celsius. So he might not need fuhrase.
Starting point is 01:15:12 the thas. It's like he's an opposite beast, but Celsius is four girls. Okay, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Have I, like, I saw that. And I was like, I'm such a plebe that I just saw PBD with the Celsius. And I was like, maybe I should try Celsius. Yeah, that's how it works, man. But I'm not going. Native Ed. I don't have a child.

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