WAR MODE - Who Me?

Episode Date: September 30, 2021

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How do you feel about me? I like you? I really like you as well. But But also in what way to take you? Romantically. I'm feeling the same way as well. But he don't eat ass but he knows. But the pussy is good, but my cock was in the mouth but it was really gay. I really can't. I'm gonna be right. I lost hold on the week.

I can't breathe, my fucking head hurts and I'm dying, okay? I didn't fucking tell you, but I wanted to let you fucking know, right? I have the corona. My fucking head is swollen, twice as fucking big as supposed to, and you won't even reply back to me, man. A lot lot a the the the tholototototototototototototototot their their their their their thuolotter, I thuolot, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thatatolot, thatuke, thatucke, thatting, that, that, I'm thoomat, I'm thoomit, I'm thoomit, I'm thoomit, I was, I thoomit, I thatu an thatu an thatu an wait, I thatting me, I thatting me, I thatting me, I thatting, I thatting, I thatting, I thatting, thatting, thatting, thatting, thatting, that, that, that, that, that, that, t, tipa, tipa, tipa, tipa, tipa, tipa, tipa, tipa, tipa, that, that, to and you won't even reply back to me man. A lot of people are age aren't interested in commitment. They're only interested in intercourse. How to adjust waking up at 4 a.m. Well, it's easy. You roll over at 357.

You look to see if there's a dick there, and when there is, you're like, Grow? I've been growing since I was two years old. Yeah. But I'm saying, you know what I mean? You're a different height than everyone else? I know it's a sensitive topic with you, but... I lost weight. Yeah. You lost height, too.

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What you think you become. I do a part of living. You can't, you can't, you can't do nothing about me, brook. We can't do it. I come back to you. What you gonna do for? Spirituality is a very important part of my life. In fact, I would actually like to share my spiritually with someone. A little piece of advice. You don't force love, you just... I don't come to you. One often beats his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

And our minds are like water. When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you're allowed to settle the solution to a problem... And I will not apologize for my tone to note. I have been a Republican in times good, and I have been a Republican, in times bad. I don't know where the fucking diapers? I don't want to leave no fucking diapers.

I don't know shit like that. I don't give fucking diapers. I don't leave no fucking diaper. I don't know shit like that. I don't give them a fuck about nobody. If no one needs, I promise each and every person in this room I will hit the ground running, come out swinging and end up winning. I just can't bear the thought of being single my entire life because it's lonely, it's boring, and it's also unfulfilling and it makes you feel like you like a purpose. I'm gonna be the steak goat for the whole damn machine. Shea...

Strawberry boom boom in my mouth. It's hot, she's available, she's younger, she's hot or tighter. I want to get with that, I want to tap that. Let's go. What would I have done? Yeah. I would have done a legitimate investigation to find out what exactly happened on 9-11. How did they know who did this so quickly like they did Lee Harvey Oswald? Who's going to investigate the investigators? Who's going to investigate the prosecutors? Who's going to hold them accountable?

Who's going to hold us public officials accountable? And that's all we're trying to do here, in addition to trying to find the true? Do you honestly and truly in your heart believe that Sandy Hook actually happened? Yes or no? All right. number two. And I'm here to tell you, 1776 will commence again that you try to take off fire on. It's only just begun. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, bitch. That was beautiful. That's a stream of consciousness during the day for me.

That's just what's playing in my head all day. Hey, man, that was pretty good. That's a stream of consciousness during the day for me. That's just what's playing in my head all day. Hey man, that was pretty good. I'm looking forward to some more Bill entrust. It's all I have is just retarded shit. I've been watching non-stop Beetlejuice videos every fucking day.

And they never get old every time. It's fucking funny The way Beetlejuice conversates is like that was a longest part I'd a find what the fuck that song was called You know what's that's yeah, I forget again they when you walk in a spa dude the way the way? the way? The way beetle juice talks to people is the only way I'm talking to someone if they try to vet like give me Not even fuck me someone tries like lecture me on science stuff And just they're gonna have you got the vaccine you who me? Yeah, you I don't know maybe two weeks

Are you gonna get the vaccine? Yeah, I got the vaccine I get it four five twenty five times in two years? Just confuse the living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living living. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that times in two years. Just confused the living shit out of people. Yeah, that was the after work special right there. I ate some Chinese food and then I did that. Yeah, thanks, man. Hey, it's no problem. I'm just picking up slack. I can't keep up, dude.

You got to listen to it like six or seven times to figure it out yeah it's real deep dude level on the spectrum is fucked you didn't even finish it I'm not done yeah there's an agenda what's the agenda the LGBTQ plus yeah the all the they're pushing it man these guys don't know what's going on bro yeah all the chicks are lesbians I bians. I thought that was like some sort of like known thing that all the autistic... You didn't finish it, let's just... They don't do anything to my boy. Let's just... They don't try to push dudes on my...

No spoiler it looks, broo. Yeah, I mean... It's,, they get horny. Oh yeah. Ronin and what's, is it sitting? The fighting and the fighting and the screaming? Yeah, it's crazy. Like you don't notice, you don't know how, like Michael is a teddy bear always will be. He said it himself, but boy I wouldn't want to be on the fight inside of him. He just has a tasbany double. He would rip your kitchen apart. Like if it wasn't time to watch Star Wars. Imagine when he was little and he got sent to his quarters. It's over. He's fucking spazzing.

I'm surprised those dudes keep it together for so long. Yeah the whole thing's kind of fucked. They do exploit them. They can do it to us easily. Everything. Andrew doesn't like camera flashes or eye contact. Yeah, everything they like, I like. I'm just a little better at conversation. That's about it. Little bit, too. Yeah, not by much. Michael's much more interesting than me.

He's a germophile and he's an anglophile. If he like, uh, if he wasn't diagnosed, he'd be the funniest dude. Yeah, if he was a little bit more normal, he'd probably be on TV. Yeah, he definitely, he has a, they found, they struck gold on him. Yeah, it is, it's confusing watching all that shit, especially in Australia when all that shit's going on. What, with the masks and stuff? Yeah, very fucking, I don't know how the fuck they pult that off. Everyone's tested. It's the same thing here. They're making they're making they're making they're making they're making they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. T th. T, th. T, th. th. th. th. th. th. their, their, it's their, it's their, it's their their they're, it's they're they're they're, they're, it's, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they's, they's they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. thi. thi. their, their their the. their thou. their their th. their their the. they're they're they're they're confused. they're they're confused. they're they're thing here they're making TV shows here you don't miss a beat yeah no I'm saying they must have like just making reality shit they made reality shows during lockdown people wearing masks yeah supposedly the new I don't watch anymore but in the new season of billions are all like wearing mass and stuff in the show oh that's fucking nuts dude really fucking weird I don't like I was kind of hoping I was kind of a to toub-s I'm a th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th th th th th th th th th I'm th I'm th I'm to th I'm the to to to to th to the the the the to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th I'm th I'm th I'm try try try try te te te te te te te too to to to. to. te to. to. to. to. they're they're they're they're they it's definitely going to happen. I don't know. I mean, I thought it was going to blow over like. On the gay shit, Billion goes so hard with all that stuff. It like out of

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they push a fucking agenda hard on that. Yeah, the whole thing just, it becomes horrible horrible. And th and th on that. Yeah. The whole thing just, it becomes horrible. And then like your boy said, they gotta throw in all that sex stuff. Yeah, it's my boy Glenn Larry, yeah. Like what purpose does that serve in the show? He was saying that. He was saying that. He was like, this is nuts.

And they say mother fucker too much. Did you actually say that? Yeah. Yeah, billions fell all fucking hard, but I pretty much, I'm just waiting for next Sunday. We probably can do a live watch of Many Saints in Newark. Oh yeah, nice. Whatever it's called. I think this was called, yeah. I mean, we couldn't cast this week because what was I doing? Partying again. Yeah, you were partying, I was working doubles. Yes. I work in 12, 14 hour days th hour th hour the hour th hour th hour th hour th hour th hour th hour th hour th hour th hour th hour th hour th hour th hour th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. t. t. again. Yeah you were partying, I was working doubles, yes I work in 12 14 hour days, went to the mountains. Yeah tell me that there's complaints. Yeah, I don't even have time from making intro. Yeah, not even a

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I'll fucking bite. I will. I've bit before. Like, once people start count your sheckles. Like, if you're doing this you must have this I'll fume immediately Dude, please stop looking at my shuckles. I get to me irate Yeah, we're gonna work on man eating the shackles. Yeah, man like we're not exactly business man. I'm just trying to try to forge. We're try to trail blaze get ahead in the world you go and look at a job and the guy. You tell the guy. the guy. the guy. the guy. the guy. the guy. the guy. the guy. the guy. the guy. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, the th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tell. tell. tell. tell. I tell. I tell. I tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. I tell. tell. I tell. I tell. the the the the the the the the the the the the the trying to, we're trying to forge. We're trying to trail blaze. Get ahead in the world. You go and look at a job and they tell the guy how much is, is I didn't think it was gonna be that much.

Well, how much do you think it was gonna be? Half of what you gave me? I mean, do you welcome their this? Yeah, you gotta negotiate your value with someone every day. But for I mean, I don't know who came up with his bartering or this like that's not the number Like if you go somewhere and say hey, this is what this is no problem. I don't know who made it a thing. You don't go and buy your favorite sneakers and say, dude 20% 120 for a pair of Joldans? 50. You never do that. You don't go go go go the grocery the grocery the grocery the grocery the grocery the grocery the grocery the grocery the grocery the grocery the grocery the grocery the grocery the grocery the grocery the grocery the grocery their their their their to go go go go go go go go go go. You don't go to the grocery store and say this apple? 20 cents. Come on. It's a lot of DIY guys out there, man. How are you going to give me this apple for full retail price? Because I have no idea who you are. I don't

care about your backstory. I have no idea who you are. I wouldn't do it half price for a friend, let alone you, who I don't know. You can tell me every asset you've ever owned in your life before, within five minutes of this conversation, it won't change it. It's weird for you though because most of the time you get what you want. You're demos, so like all the money's there is the start of the job. By the time it gets down to pain, the pain, the pain, the pain, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th- th- th- th-I, th-I, th-I's, th-I's, th-I's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you's thi, you's thi, you's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi.. You's thi. You's thi. You' thin. You're thin. You're thin, thin, thin, thin. You're thin. You're thin. You've thi. You've thi. You're thi. By the time it gets down to painting, dude, these guys are like, listen, I'm already over budget, I'm already over time, how fast and how cheap can you do this for? And like, that's how you get work for me is if you're fast and cheap cheap, cheap, cheap. Cheap. You had to be a fucking speed demon.

It's shit just like, come on, bro. I do this for a living, bro. But yeah, one thing I was going to ask, can we discuss your, um, your mishapings today? Come on, man. No, I don't want to do that. Come on, man. You're going to have the the the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm th. thi, I'm, I'm, th. th. tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to tho. thi. tho. th. th. chicks are just fucking crazy. It's just like if you get, if you buy something on the internet, it's just kind of like when you go to the bank, it's just weird that a teller would say it. Then that, that's it.

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If you went on speed dating? I mean, hey, I don't know. I'm up for anything. I think so. I think you could woo a woman. Give her some fucking. I also like Germany. Yeah.

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But I didn't realize how fucking tired that shit gets you. I got done by the end day I wanted to go to sleep. Yeah. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You have like kid energy. Yeah. Then we chilled for a little thap thapto the fucking pleasure dome. I swear to God dude, I thought I was going to die on the way there.

Which is a strip club. It's a strip club in the Poconos. I 100% thought my life was going to end. I was sitting in the back of the seat. This guy keeps on telling us like, oh, this thing gets pinned's deer, there's bear, there's everything. I'm looking at the back of the seat like, okay, if I hold this, my head may whip. And I'm like, I'm trying to figure out. You might have a chance of survival. Dude, like this guy was taking exits at like 76.

Well, he does it all day, right? I fucking shudder. He says he's fucking clean and sober. He got out of jail after, and he has the receipts to prove it, stabbing a man in the face. That's Bonifides. Yeah, he fucking stabbed the dude who robbed the night before, but inside there, dude. They're beautiful. They're, like, dude. We're showing there, like, everyone's fucking like I'm not I'm not into fucking the whole transactional relationship that that is I don't enjoy it

Oh yeah you hate strip clubs still what you hate strip clubs too who else I tasks I mean everybody everybody gets back from the strip club and they're like oh I hate strip clubs then when we're there that's you that's you're having fun That's you. I'm yeah okay I guess I guess you'll do it to it too Bill at two it's just it's like it's a fucking thing where I was just like I know this is a charade. I hate broccoli I hate dogs barking I hate trip clubs but like as a joke we just kept buying each other lab dances right. That's a joke. What? That's a joke.

It was funny because my one- A one associate of mine kept just saying like, our dude fucking chill, but every time someone came up, like, oh, that's him right there, bring him back. So it was just he constantly would come back and then have to go for like another two-minute ta-dance, which was hilarious. But I went back there doing like the chick is like Roasted out. She's a mom probably and like she just It's very insensitive talk. I'm just it's just like it's not it's not happy making There's beautiful singer mom there's beautiful single moms out there. They are and they're not in strip clubs. They're taking care of their children

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and just say, yo, is this you? You remember when you fell two days ago? And then just hang up. The only person who saw that was you, You're in the house with him, not on the phone. So this two have to put it together that you saw him, fell, said nothing, and then called someone else. I mean, dude, this guy had a full-on freak out fight one day in the building.

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They're not Patriots. Screaming at me. Like, dude, you don't know what I do. I'm out here trying to get in guys heads, and you want me to talk for two hours. You know what makes me laugh more in the podcast? Calling a guy I don't know and ask him if he fell two days ago. That would make me laugh for a solid three days in a row.

Yeah, I was laughing just thinking about... I would wake up every day and say, oh yeah I did that yesterday, hilarious. And then brush my teeth. That's just fucking fun siops. But... I digress, you're right, that's not funny. It is, but it isn't, but it is. I mean, you're exactly right. It's the funniest thing of all the time.

It would be the smallest. It would be even funnier if I could somehow not know that you called. So you're asking me to do it the. Somehow if you could do it and not tell me me that you did it and then if I could gauge whether or not it's affecting him and then I could sit there. If you, because I'm rolling. This is like my last day tomorrow. If I leave on this note, dude, this will be in the hall's of a mente.

Here's my only request. If I do do this. And the guy doesn't flinch, permission to call him back and say, you're taking too long and hang up. Why? You can be off the premises and wait when you're driving away, I will ring his trying to be you're taking too long. All right, that's enough.

Just asking. Because this is fun stuff I think about. Yeah, hey man, yeah. You're a fun guy. But, no big deal. Yeah, let's flip it, reverse it, Sigma males, sock, bug. Yeah, so... Sassy Biggs, shout you out.

Sikshed it to me. Shit's on mine, honestly. Mine has no coherency. No coherency. If I can figure out how to fade stuff in and out, you have no idea how many fucking random videos I have in my head on a daily basis. And I say it. I can show you, I mean, we're just busy today.

Yeah, I say them over and over again. again. I sing the same songs every fucking day. You're unhinged. But it's fun. You're having fun now, yeah. Yeah. I mean, right now I've completely left all songs and I just say, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing. I think boing is the funniest fucking thing ever I'm fucking three

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had diarrhea for a decade. Yeah, and honest to God, maybe he was in the same school thought as me. Shit's cleaning you out. How are you going to tell me diarrhea is not cleaning you out? This is a symptom. The symptom of what? You're like not not good. Yeah, but it's getting everything out. No, it's making that. Even the food you eat? Come on, dude, you kind of sound a dumb one of the podcast right now.

I, dude, I had diarrhea for a week and a half. I came back shit like a champ. When you have too much diarrhea, you get dehydrated. I drink water like a freak show, you know that. Yeah, I mean that might actually be why you, it's like possible for you to keep having diarrhea. Good point. It dehydrates you.

Yeah, I could definitely, I could definitely see that. I could feel that happening. That's sure. Yeah, I was I was under the impression until you told me last week that that was just cleaning me out. Yeah, if that was the case we would be thinking in the diary was a good thing as a human race. Sometimes it's necessary evil. It happens, yeah, yeah, but dude that whole like I get to a point and always fucking happens. Anytime I fucking fuck something up on my body or I'm sick. But dude, that whole, like, I get to a point and it always fucking happens. Anytime I fucking fuck something up on my body or I'm sick, I just get the bitches thought. It's just gonna be forever.

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Yeah, not making excuses for my physique on the beach. My physique on the beach was my physique on the beach. I'm gonna claim that. I'm going to claim my fucking soft body. My little bitch boy body. That's fine. Boy, you're going to be angry when I come back though. See when I come back, it's going to be awkward for everyone on Reddit. All those fucking spasses who said shit to me? Winter's coming. Am I gonna bulk this winter? This is a dark winter. Am I gonna bulk this winter?

No. I'm gonna shred the whole time. My veins in my lower abdominal are going to run directly into my penis. You're going to see them. Like tributaries. Yes. That's how fucking uncomfortable I'm going to make people. Right, right.

People are just going to see me like, dude, chill. You're going to dry yourself out. I'm going to get dried out. No, probably just be like this when someone's like, oh, you lose weight? It's about it. But I digress. Stop fucking around. Yeah, the feeling though was brutal.

And then- Of not lifting? Of just being fucking, like, I was like, just out of it. I was fucking tired. I had a, every day it's like, you have this and you got to go to the house and do that like I'm trying to fucking play. Yeah, it literally is like if that's what I'm saying to you like I like that's a whole other thing. Yeah that must suck. Yeah it sucks. I think I may lack the fucking mental abilities to get like real depressed. But I'll get sad sometimes. You know what you you talk the the the the the tuck took took took took took tod tod tod tod tod tod tired tod tired ti ti tired ti ti ti, I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I that's like I that's like I that's like I that's like I that's like I that's like I that's like I that's like I that's like I that's like I that's like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like but I'll get sad sometimes.

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But the one thing I've taken away from this, that was completely unaware that you can't drink coffee on empty stomach every morning for six years. I mean, dude, people do it their whole lives. That's crazy. I mean, I'm in the way, I'm way deep. Don't you eat watermil? I mean, sometimes now. Yeah, but now you eat watermil. I put cream in it though. I don't do black coffee.

Black coffee. Yeah. The cream is the same your stomach. That's fucking nuts, but I've been eating either oatmeal or a fucking builder bar and going to work, I've been okay. I think I've reclaimed my asshole. First it started at my asshole. I took it back from the back. Pause.

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getting posted on gay subreddits now. People took it upon themselves, the picture I put up of Matt and Shane's, they now put it on gay subredits. And all they get any traction? Yes. Well, how's it make you feel? Huh? How does it make you feel? If a man wants to admire me in a homosexual manner, but not toucest me or ever reach out to me, that's okay. Well, what are we getting? How many of those? Any comments?

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This thang's going to be 24-7, which will be a lot easier. But anyway, yeah, it is very nice to get back to normal standing, because it was like bachelor parties, birthday parties going out and stuff. Last weekend, I didn't go hard. I drank a little bit on Friday. And I can't go back to back. Like, I don't know how people do that. I don't know how like the dad's down the beach every fuck. I mean, I guess every night makes sense because allegedly, like you don't get hung over, don't believe it, but that might just come with like the dealing with the pain thing. But I can't go back to back nights, dude. Can't do it. I hate it more than broccoli.

I really don't understand that. Do you do that? Can you do that at all? Yeah, once you build up a time or alcohol, yeah. You can just go back to back, no problem. I mean, you just need to drink more to get drunk. You know what I mean? It's like a cycle. But at that point, don't you get like a mega hangover once it's all done? It never ends. You gotta keep it going.

But I'm saying if you choose to get off the crazy train. Dad, you're, I mean, I don't think so. I think you'd have a hangover. Yeah. I, I think I'm... My old boss used to, like, have to drink every night before I went to sleep, he'd have two solo cups of course light next to his bed. So he could drink during the night. What? It's a physical alcohol, physical addiction to alcohol. But like when he was out, was he like fucking stammering and fucking drunk? Yeah, all day long. But was it like a noticeable thing or just like that's that's the boy?

They get good at it, dude. Yeah, like functional alcoholics are good at it. That must have been a hard fucking transition. Like you just like kind of shit yourself sometimes and you're sweating a lot. Well you're just like red in the face all the time. You're always kind of sharding and like you're sweating and red in the face, yeah. Those are like the physical attributes. Yeah, I guess. And your breath is kind of fucking always weird.

But a lot of those guys like they'll just drink light beers. But dude if you've like the same thing with meth, cocaine, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, that, that, that, that sweet spot of when everything's going good. You got, if you're drunk on silver bullets every day for like a month, you're swinging that dick around. You're probably getting some fucking deals, some jobs, like you got the confidence of 10 men. There's that, and then there's also like, sober reality's rugged, dude. Say you cheated on your wife, say you fucking did some bad stuff. Life's long now.

Life's now a drag. And you got, it's all downhill. It's all down. Yeah, health is going to deteriorate. Everyone you know is dying. You know? Being a little bit fucked up is all you got. So it's like, all right, let's start this party.

This isn't gonna stop. Makes sense. I mean, it's a cope. Yeah, I guess. It's a life cope. You're like, I'll just be drunk all the time. Yeah. At some point, you're like to go play golf.

Oh, don't do that. I got real problems with that. I have so many problems with that noise. Oh, man. That noise, the hand stuff. You give me fucking hand stuff, dude. Let's stop podcasting for a year. That's the most infuriating thing in the world. I hit the back, the back nine. Chill, dude, with the fucking noise.

I really fucking hate that. I hate that. I hate when people look at you and wink, I'm I fucking hate that. If you wink at me, you go, that, I, that makes me angry doing it. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that is is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's the that's the that's that's the the the the the that's the that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the fucking, the the the the the fucking, the the fucking, th. th. th. thick, thi. thi. took. took. took. to. too. too. too too th. that that th- thi. that that thi. th. know who you can't even do it right. I know I fucking hate it. I don't know what the fuck that is but that is it that gets me angry dude. Oh yeah yeah. That's just a weird cock thing. Yeah. A lot of power games at work. That's what it is. Yeah that would be a lot of dominator culture. It will be chill though once like you're almost, you're on DMT and you see the light,

you're almost there. You just have to finish a few more jobs and you're going to have a breakthrough experience that won't involve any hardos anymore. That would be an amazing existence. Especially if you can just pick and choose and just sit back in the pocket. Yeah if we can lay in the pocket and pick nice jobs, if we can upgrade the podcast and get more money, that would be ideal. They even deserve it, is my question honestly. It is kind of crazy that I'm working 12, 14 hour days, coming up with plans that will

fucking knock their socks off, and what do we get for it? I think they make $3,000 a month and if you wear that off if if you divide that by $35,000, dude, don't get me angry with that stuff. You're no talent. Yeah, I'll quit. I don't give a fuck. And then the fucking, you're riding Matt and Shane's coattails. Brother, this is at my house. I asked andthem to give me rent, they said no to a podcast, now I'm here. That's the coattails. That's the big thing behind it. This should be a laundry room, which is fucked up that you don't have laundry.

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