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Starting point is 00:02:40 The season is already off the rails, if you will. Everybody, couple of announcements right up top. First of of all this is on crap and it's on demand So this is a video recap. Hi everybody on video. Whoa If you want to watch these discovered patreon figure that out a lot of fun stuff We had a hang out yesterday with you guys that was super fun bonus episodes this week We're gonna cover the below deck trailer So if you want to hear that that's on patreon. We're both on Cameo. So that's all really fun. We've got t-shirts for the rest of the week. We've got demoted to Friend of in honor of Stupid

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Starting point is 00:04:12 2020 we can't announce anything yet, but it looks like we have some really fun stuff for next year So really excited to start making those announcements, which might still be a few months away, but we are I'm like I'm like chompping at the bit. Chomping at the bit. Yeah, starting to travel some more. We love our traveling, but today is real housewives of Orange County Day. It's a very special episode because we're going to go to Beverly Hills to see Brideo Drive at Gina's, I don't know, Empowerment Day or whatever the hell.

Starting point is 00:04:41 Like, feel better. Yeah. Well, speaking of traveling, we start off traveling to a very special country. It's the Republic of tortilla, tortilla Republic. Tortilla Republic. Put a pass. I go there often. I know, and the one in Laguna Beach is extra special

Starting point is 00:05:00 because it has a ramp. So I've actually been to the one, I've been to the one in Likurana actually. Well, my friend Laura, okay. So, um, who am I to take away from your ramp joy, right? Yeah, I met up with Laura Martin, okay. And we're like, let's have onege towards your Republic. And I was like, okay.

Starting point is 00:05:22 Anyway, so, uh, the episode begins, we know we're like, it's serious because like there's no like opening credits really, they do that thing where they like show like a flash of like real ass ones of Orange County, but like five minutes into the episode. So we start off with like nighttime, let's like dark in Laguna Beach,

Starting point is 00:05:40 so it's scary a little bit, and we're still in Tortilla Republic. And my dumbass, I was like, they're back in a Tortilla Republic. How many times they have to go to this restaurant on this show, bit and we're still in tortilla republic and my dumbass I was like they're back in a tortilla republic. How many times that to go to this restaurant on this show? Not realizing we were in the same scene from last week, you know? Yeah, and why do we have to go to all this? I guess everything's a chain. These days everything's a chain. You've seen one chili, you've seen them all. But yeah, tortilla republics here, so we've gone there and then Shannon, but they pronounce things different.

Starting point is 00:06:05 Like, their Shannon says, let's go to mystros. But here we say, let's go to mystros. Yeah, cause it is mystros, it's not mystros. Yeah, it's mystros. Mystros! So she's like, let's go to mystros. And because like, you know what, I believe you, I'm about, you know what I said, I helped start to trade thing about it here. Okay, I's go to my strouse. And because you know what? I'm out, I'm leaving. I'm out, I'm out.

Starting point is 00:06:25 I helped start the trade thing. I'm outta here. I gotta go see Steve. I gotta go do some sabbant from out there. Very dizzy. I'm out, I'm out. So we see like, we see like a lot of footage of cars on highways.

Starting point is 00:06:41 And it's basically like the women are all mic'd up but the cameras aren't on them. So we're hearing what they're saying in essentially like an SUV as they drive back home and they're talking about the train thing. And by the way, before we even go any further, let us not forget that in the last episode, Vicki said, well, I know things that like she doesn't even like what I mean to say. She basically said she teased the idea that she knows something and it was Tamra who said, well, you know, I know things that like she doesn't even like what I mean to say. She basically said she teased the idea that she knows something and it was Tamara who said, are you talking about the train? Are you talking about the train?

Starting point is 00:07:12 I think that's like really important because Tamara is the one who uttered train who actually broached that subject. But prior to that it was just Vicki talking like she always does. Like I know things that I know things that like she doesn't even want me to say, you know, which is like typical like Vicky talk, but Tamera is the one who took it to the next level. Yes. And she also did it in that dumpster possum eyeway she has where she says, are you talking about the chain?

Starting point is 00:07:35 And then her eyes turn all black. You know, she gets about it over black eyes. It's like a fast like moment. Yeah. Were you a fast like, were you a fast like? And it's also exactly what she did last year when they were at, I mean, this is worse, I think, but when they were all at lunch somewhere and they were talking about someone's marriage, Shannon's marriage, whoever's marriage was suck, that whole thing is still blowing my brain because

Starting point is 00:07:58 it was too much stupidity, but whoever's marriage was sucking and Shannon's like, yeah, so you're saying it's like a piece of whatever like You're saying that Davis behavior is abusive and Tamra started that and then tried to pin it on everybody the whole year to What Shannon why are you even friends with this horrible human being why she's doing the exact same thing again, okay? People don't change and that's why it was like a struck me is so odd but appropriate that as we're seeing these women saying things, Tamragas, it was definitely not a nice comment to make. I'm like, you're the one who made it. You're the one who said the train thing. When you talk about it, it was not a nice comment to make, but you didn't say it. You said it.

Starting point is 00:08:34 And, you know, thanks to the editors, because they actually put that stuff in every time Tam realized they keep cutting to her totally lying, you know, they keep trusting her on it, which is nice. Yeah. So there in the car is talking, you're, they keep trusting her on it, which is nice. Yeah, so they're in the car is talking. You shan't it's like, wow, she tells us I heard the train rumor when Vicki When Vicki did and I have not opened my lip since okay about the train That Kelly was apparently in with up to 13 people were held on that train. I don't know. I don't know their fill. I don't know. Was it yes, I'll express? Was it like the a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a That means you have an eye problem because my lips are closed and I'm not talking I have learned ventral guesm I refuse to talk about a train on national TV with multiple people that was probably from behind

Starting point is 00:09:33 Totally horse not on national TV at all right now. We are not recording this are we what do you you guys are so foolish? I know then tamer just piles on because then in her interview I know, then Tamer just piles on because then in her interview, Tamer goes, it's just a stupid rumor, a stupid rumor she heard. I mean, she said, hey guys, pull the train on Kelly. It's just a stupid rumor that I will not repeat. I will not repeat that someone said Kelly had sex with eight guys in a train like fashion. I will not repeat that. I will not repeat this either.

Starting point is 00:10:02 It was like this. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, was that a, I don't know, sitting in WinCounty. Should we record that again? I do not want to repeat this rumor. The more times I go, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, does not make it any shriver of a rumor, okay? It is just a rumor of someone going,

Starting point is 00:10:18 flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, with their vagina on eight men while people watch on the internet. That's all I'm saying, and I don't think any of us ever repeat that. Yeah. And so the car shan is like, this conversation does not leave this car! They're fully mic'd up by the way. Yes. Lies and Dye. Liv's laugh lies and thies. I'm taking this conversation and I'm putting it in the antique box, okay?

Starting point is 00:10:51 Okay. Um, so Gina's like, yeah, we're never gonna bring it up. We're never gonna let it in, Vicki bring it up. It's over, it's over. And, uh, Shat, you know, they just keep repeating it,

Starting point is 00:11:02 which is hilarious, because then it comes back to Shannon. And she's like, to put a notion that a woman What have sex? multiple times with different people in public Possibly animals possibly animals We can't rule that out because it was not specifically said there weren't animals in the room Which is not true, but there might have been animals. There may have been drugs involved. I don't know, but I

Starting point is 00:11:29 don't want to have any part of this rumor that is clearly false that in summary involves Kelly, sex, internet, animals, and possibly homicide. I will not say Donkey show on camera. Turn that camera off. All I I say is all I say is that if it weren't true I would hope that someone was there to disinfect all the fecal matter that was going around But we know it wasn't true. So they are for it's not an issue So Tamara tells us that's a secret club do not talk about Jane First rule of time recl. Don't talk about trains. Second rule of tamar club. Do not

Starting point is 00:12:08 talk about trains involving Kelly Dodd and in other people fecal matter internet people watching frogs. Do you not talk about that? Third row of chain club. If you someone does talk about the train, then f***. So then they're all saying like, it does not leave this car, it does not leave this car.

Starting point is 00:12:28 And then Brahman goes, well, I feel like with all these awful things being said about Kelly, and you know, they're not true. So I feel like she has to know. I was like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah these people are idiots, they're all talking about it on camera. Like they're just gonna wait until this all happens on camera. And jerks. Such digs. So it's like 12 hours later. And a guy is looking a dog on the beach. You know what that would be this show this season.

Starting point is 00:12:58 A dog is looking a guy on the beach. Don't know why I wrote that down. And Cameron's making a shack. Gosh, it's like shack, shack, shack. Shack, I'm making a shack. Yeah, the cameras making a shake. She's like, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake a mech and shake. Mark, and a lady, and a lady. I feel like I'm on the Kelly Tran right now while I was shaking allegedly.

Starting point is 00:13:13 I mean, it's a rumor, I would never believe that. So then she's like, I would be shaking on the Kelly Tran but I don't have eight arms. So. The octopus express. So, yeah, so Shannon comes by and the dog is barking The octopus express. Yeah, so Shannon comes by and the dog is barking and Tam is like, quiet, Bronx, quiet. I'm still annoyed that Tamra has a dog named Bronx.

Starting point is 00:13:35 You're not from the Bronx, you're not from New York, you have no associations with New York beyond probably having gone there for watching happens live. When you're in New York, I guarantee you're not going to the Bronx. Like why is your dog named Bronx? Why is it like one of those things to try and make yourself look badass, you know? I know, it's like when David Beckham named a child Brooklyn and you're like, I just don't get that.

Starting point is 00:13:58 Like I don't, but like Bronx, it's like, I would never, like I would never have like an animal and name it like I don't know what's like it was like a tough neighborhood. I don't know I just wouldn't name it that that I didn't have an association with I wouldn't name my like like Boris I wouldn't name like my dog warres You know

Starting point is 00:14:22 Oh Tamer is just hammer and she's just trying so hard to pretend she's so sweet nice and it cracks me up She's got those genus signs in her house Yes, I saw did you see that huge genus sign it says Yeah, yeah, I I know I was like I barely saw it because I started fixating again on her Mackenzie child's checker patterns in her kitchen, trying to nuts every single time. I said, thank for a great part to say time. So, that's Bronx, stop backing.

Starting point is 00:15:03 Like, don't get a dog named Bronx if you don't want it to fuck market everything, okay? Yeah exactly and like exactly so so then Shannon comes over because they're gonna go on a walk and I guess there's a bobcat That's been loose Which by the way, thank you to whoever let a bobcat loose in Tamra's backyard Really excited for the upside on that one so Trying to play Vicki Yeah, you know, well, you know what actually here's here's my theory on the bobcat really excited for the upside on that one. So, trying to play Vicki. Yeah. Well, you know what, actually, here's my theory on the Bobcat.

Starting point is 00:15:29 Ryan gets some sort of illegal Bobcat like kitten, you know, and it's like, hey, mom, I got a cat. Turns out it's a Bobcat. And she's like, well, what you got to do with a Bobcat? And he's like, I don't know, I just like let it go in the woods because it was like too hard to handle. And so now there's Bobcats because Ryan let one free, you know. He's the one who lets that, who lets the invasive species go and lakes in Florida, you know.

Starting point is 00:15:51 And like next thing, you know, there's poisonous snails on the street and like weird fish that can like walk from one lake to another and eat all the pleasant little guppies. You know, to the invasive animals. Yeah. My theory is that it's Tamer's old trainer, her Jesus trainer. Remember that lady? She just keeps trainer her Jesus trainer remember that lady she just keeps seeing her lurking in the backyard. Maybe it's Tamras old lesbian lover from where she from Brazil or Cuba. She's like oh my god it's a lesbian out there. That's a bobcat. That's a bobcat

Starting point is 00:16:20 baby. That's a bobcat gold weight., Bobcat Goldway. Oh, sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Also, we have to talk about Tamra's fruit in her house. Why does Tamra now have porcelain fruit everywhere? There's a giant pineapple. There's a big bowl of fake oranges. There's like huge, did you see the huge like banana things hanging on her stove? What the fuck?

Starting point is 00:16:43 Tamra. I know. I know. I know what. I'm not into her fruit motif. What the fuck? Tamra. I know. I know it. I'm not into her fru- fru- fru- motif. I do not accept it. I don't even- I hate that. I think about Tamra.

Starting point is 00:16:51 I'm just mad about everything going on with Tamra this episode. Like, I'm not going to let her give a pass on anything. I was like, oh, nice sock. Have a next time you like pull it up as high as your other sock. Tamra. Yeah, nice personal pineapple. Loser! Yeah, of course, little pineapple. So Tamra. Yeah, nice, personal pineapple. Loose it!

Starting point is 00:17:05 Yeah, personal pineapple. So Tamra has like, she's like, I'm gonna bring a knife and like a thing. So that way if we see the bobcat will be safe and she starts like, pretend she's like, I've gotta be bigger, right? And she starts like, sort of hamming it up and Shannon starts doing her like,

Starting point is 00:17:18 Ha, happy fun, Jen. I'm laughing, and I'm ducking at the same time. Ha, ha, ha, ha. It is so fun. I'm both looking I'm ducking at the same time. It is so fun. I'm both looking up at rain clouds and ducking under bridges and looking over rain clouds and duck. Rain clouds and duck. Oh my god there's a duck in the rain clouds. What do I do? I'm going to play.

Starting point is 00:17:40 I thought David was great. If you're walking on a trail and any animal sees tamar's face It will be afraid you already you're already well you know Sorry, I just turned cereal on back and this is how frenzy I am whatever you said I pressed the button on my computer and serious like how can I help you? I was like I'm talking about tamara. Please like save me serious like head batch I don't need But you need that. You know that animals have drills on what they do

Starting point is 00:18:08 on what to do in case they run into Tamra, right? They're like, OK, here's what you do. If you see Tamra, just run. Just throw some leaves at it and run. They're like, why is the bobcat stop dropping and rolling? The fuck? So Shannon's like, so how do you feel about last night? It's like, oh, that was fun. It was just a lot of information. I'm like, that you already knew about, by

Starting point is 00:18:37 the way, don't say it was like a lot of information as if like you learned a lot of information. You're the one who brought train to the conversation. Like what are you talking about? A lot of information. Are you talking about the menu? Did you have trouble reading the menu? Like that's my redous and enchiladas. That's like a lot of information. You know, and so Shanna says, oh yeah, waiting for Tamra to admit something, but she doesn't.

Starting point is 00:18:56 And then the camera just closes up on Tamra's dish, Talos, which say, yeah, exactly. So then they started walking around. Sorry. Yeah, that's very important. I'm sure people are riding in the streets right back because I got that dish towel wrong. I was a little upset, Ronnie. So yes, then they started going on their hike

Starting point is 00:19:18 and Tim was like, can we talk about Brown one's laugh? It's like a dolphin. And then we see footage of Brown one's laugh. It's like a dolphin. And then we see a footage of Brown one laughing. And she's like, e the mountain lions are coming. Come, come, come, come. They call back to the mountain lions. Ha. It's Tama such a fake ass.

Starting point is 00:19:52 She's like, isn't that spespa? You know, I think I like tequila. I'm like, yeah, you've never fucking had tequila. Please, I was like in your baby bottle. I know. Last time I checked you were a marriage with a guy who sold tequila. So, um, so now we see, uh, Bronwyn at home laughing with her kids. And, you know, I like her son, Kaden, because he tells Bronwyn he goes,

Starting point is 00:20:27 mom, I like your organized food. I was like, the fact that a child understands the concept of organized food is like really cool. So even I don't understand that. Because you know, there's not usually organized food over there. They're like, what is this? Why are you pretending that you put things in order to like this and shut up? All right.

Starting point is 00:20:41 Just go with them. I have new people coming over. Yeah, exactly. So Gina comes over. And Gina is feeling a certain sort of way because Kelly called Gina, because after Bronwyn told Kelly about the rumors that were happening at Tortilla Republic,

Starting point is 00:20:59 Kelly then went and told Gina. And Gina's like, why is it so hard? It was going to live in Duoy in the quad. That's not the whole point of it And then why we had I put up a sign that said gather as in gath or alter rumors and keep them right here is not why Antiques You want to talk about the antiques and Teaks

Starting point is 00:21:20 And she's also lost her sunglasses case again It's just like an odd-nigger going theme for the episode losing the sunglasses case. Oh, so then we cut back to Tamer and Shannon gossiping. And Tamer's like, you know, she's been having a breath of time losing things. So I was like, let's get a bit down. Maybe that would be fun you know and kind of a sack yeah the shimmy cuffs and sound like I well not get involved I'm not gonna take sides both of these women have been cruel and I take the nice side not

Starting point is 00:21:57 to cruel side be nice okay now you're literally talking like Vicki I can't with you okay you're faking like you don't know any of this shit's going on when you're one of the people doing it like Tamara and now you're saying Vicky things Shannon. Yeah, don't make me careful Shannon. You're going down a bad path and prior to that Shannon was talking about Gina to Tamara and she's like, you know, I had a little bit of fun with Miss Gina last night She seems very down. Yeah, she seems down. I'm like, I love how the only way that Shannon could start to forge relationship with Gina is when she sees that Gina is sad and depressed

Starting point is 00:22:31 and in a hole in her life. She's like, well, you know what? I actually really like her a lot. She seems great. I'm so happy to have such a friend who's in a miserable state. Huh? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:22:43 Oh, God, it's so good. Yeah, misery loves company. I don't like seeing anyone in pain. And if she's going to do something that I went through, then I'd like to help her stay sad. That's how I feel. Yeah. I would love to go out with her and remind her

Starting point is 00:22:59 that my pain was worse than her pain. Yeah, that'll be fun. Yeah, and by the way, we should mention that when Gina lost her sunglasses, it wasn't her sunglasses case, it wasn't just that she lost her sunglasses case, she would put her keys in them. And so she's like, my God, I lost my keys

Starting point is 00:23:15 because they're wearing the sunglasses case, so when I don't have keys to either set up my houses, so I have to go into the garage. I'm like such a fuck up, like I have no PS4, I have no keys, no Qua, I went toed Jill I can't find my gath as so I'm it's like really tough right now. That's been keys my garage Joe open areas my garden hose. I don't even know how I lost that Crazy like yeah, it don't I can't I don't write them having one so Kelly arrives and You know every it's kind of we I mean I guess it's always weird when you're meeting five new kids like that's terrifying

Starting point is 00:23:48 It's like how am I gonna remember your little fucker's names like I I'm gonna try to remember your names Just because your mom gave me some Ralph's carrot stick like pre cut carrot sticks, okay? Yeah, that's a lot of children to remember and the worst part is that it's like not even all of them They're still too more it's like and on top of that, Bronwyn does this thing where she not only says their names, but she then assigns numbers to them. She's like, five, two, one, rowing, Cohen, Jacob, Bowen, Floen, Rakeab, Flakeab,

Starting point is 00:24:20 16, three. I'm like, are you doing an auction? I can't tell what's happening. Wait, are you naming the train again? Sorry, the Vicky brought that out. Sorry. So they all sit down outside and they're talking about like Torture Republic and stuff and the rumor.

Starting point is 00:24:37 And Kelly's like, well, first of all, Vicky's a liar. She let him buy cancer, OK? She let him buy cancer. Like, where's the liar? It's the war. It's the war. And Gina the work, it's the work. And Gina was the one that brought it out, so Kelly's already mad at Gina for bringing this up

Starting point is 00:24:49 on camera again. She's coming from Vicki! Oh! I just got back to the husband. Broadway tells me everything, and she said, trained that is absolutely... Lord Chris!

Starting point is 00:25:03 That's not a new band. Ha ha! Oh, it's Lord Chris! Look Chris. Ow! I love Luda Cran. He's, he's, I don't know who that is. So Gina goes, she's like, well you know Kelly, maybe you should also stop slinging stuff back. And Kelly's like, oh my sling sling stuff back, oh my sling stuff. And then we just see like a flashback of Kelly's like how am I slinging stuff back how am I slinging stuff and then we just see like a flashback of Kelly's big emotional you're a stupid pig you're a fucking ugly pig that's what you were you're a pig of a fucking bitch don't fucking text me oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I'm not talking about Vicky or one nothing to do with her!

Starting point is 00:25:48 So then like you know, Brom and Basley says, you know, I felt like I had to say something because I felt like if I didn't say something, I would be a liar and I'd rather be someone who serves the pot than be a liar. So that's why she's like, you know, that's why she's like, you can't be prepared to be the one to start shit. Oh my god, we're gonna pop my birthday or drive cherry. Yeah, we should also imagine that when Gina was talking about losing her sunglasses, she's like, God, I'm so fucked.

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Starting point is 00:27:16 I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Let's come her show. So now Gina goes off to therapy with Lynette Wilhardt, and she's just like talking to this lady and she's like, no, when I got my DIY, I think like, you know, I'm on the other side of it now and so I'm like, I think it was like a big reality check. And like, you know, I was just like dealing with so much because like, you know, it was meh and the kids and get a sign that I've had an antique sign. I'm like, do I want an antique sign? Or, yeah, the sign is like a lot. It's like

Starting point is 00:27:54 a lot and I like, it was like a lot and I put me to get a decision and like, it was, it was a lot. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, my name is Gina. It's all my necklace. Yeah, yeah, you know by the way my name is Gina some of that class My name is it's Gina and this morning I put it on and I was like who is Annie G And then I feel like I'm Jack what's just like a lot to deal with So they basically talk about her husband's cheating and you know it has to get better This looks like I have to get better. Yeah, sure does. We're going to jail, get cheated on, get divorced, having that fireplace in the middle of my house, having a lead.

Starting point is 00:28:34 My parents taken it now when they have to get the gather antiques. So like, okay, you're just naming things you're seeing now. Crystal's things in joy jaws next to the therapist. And I liked how while she was doing what I was talking about this, she was slowly building a pile of like used tissues next to her. Did you notice that? She was crying and then she threw it down next to her and there was just like an entire stack of tissues over there.

Starting point is 00:29:00 This is not a tissue sitting on a suede couch. I mean, that is disgusting. OK, that is, isn't Orange County like a huge anti-vaxxer city? Probably. I'll say so. Why not? Let's start the rumor as long as we spread it everybody. Trains and anti-vaxxers, OK?

Starting point is 00:29:17 That's what you got, mercy. I'm just drowning in Matt's lies. I try to keep everything in, but I'm drowning in Matt's lies right now. And I can't, like, you know what, it's like it sort of takes over. You're like, like, blow man's lies right now and like I can't like you know It's like it so takes over you like like blow up and it's just like yeah, that's nice Could you use the garbage? Thanks. Yeah, thank you. Could you stop passing whatever long Island germs you have to everybody here? Thanks

Starting point is 00:29:37 Yeah, yeah, I gave you tissues and a waste basket together to be used this is way to amy-g Okay, okay back with again baskets together to be used. This is way to M.E.G. Okay. Okay. Back with Gian. Sorry. So Kelly and Bronner are driving to meet up with Emily because Emily is decided for her man with like zero sexual energy who shows zero interest in her. She's gonna go to Vegas to do a sex dance for him. I'm like, oh yeah, she's gonna do a sexy dance at The Westgate Because you know, which is evil which is what Jackie Cegal owns Jackie Cegal Queen of Versailles also recently seen on below deck med So I'm just like imagining I'm just imagining what that conversation was like hey, you should really do a sexy dance

Starting point is 00:30:22 I think I want to do a sexy dance. Yeah, be great. Yeah, I think we'll have fun time Have I shown you my better side No, she doesn't let me have go in your body anymore. I love Jackie Seagull So then yeah, she's going to do this at the Westgate and Emily goes to her sexy class with fucking crazy face. I don't know who this lady was, but she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a Jennifer and she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she's a she or copy right? I think that seems like a lot of people wanted to name things that hot the show this is like simple names pencil I'm going to be on the other side as she loves a very literal statement

Starting point is 00:31:22 uh so it's a topless review which I'm assuming that Emily is not going to do that part but but who knows with the show, okay? You never know. So then we have, by the way, a heel transition, because we see a foot come down, and when it comes up again, we're back in the car. I was like, ooh, fancy. I like that. So I don't know why I felt like pointing that out. I was like, to whichever editor decided

Starting point is 00:31:38 to spend an extra five minutes to make that heel transition, I applaud you. We appreciate that. Yeah. So the girls arrive at the dance studio and Kelly's like, so you're doing this for your husband? Like, you can't just like take it

Starting point is 00:31:50 to a hotel and bang him out. Like, we're your door. She's like, well, he didn't like the idea and it hurt my feelings, you know? I just wanna go show women that like, I don't even care what size I am. I can just be sexy as you screw you And you are like I don't think I don't know

Starting point is 00:32:11 I don't think Emily I guess she has her issues within herself But I think Emily's beautiful. I don't really see the problem. Yeah, well, you know, there are a lot of Assa's out there. Yeah, so So then I'm going to see the beautiful person being so insecure. I don't get it. What'd you say? It's weird for me to see such a beautiful person being like, well, I'm gonna show everybody what it's like

Starting point is 00:32:36 to deal with them like, mm, I don't know, you're pretty successful and like gorgeous, but okay, I'll support you. Well, the most beautiful people are often the most insecure. Tell me about it. I mean, Ryan, isn't that what powers this podcast? Tell me about it, currently abiding my nails, guys. So, Bronwyn thinks this whole thing sort of weird

Starting point is 00:32:59 that that was Shane, because she's like, you know what? Like, Sean would support me when anything that I would do. You know, if I were, you know, to have another food network show, he would support that. If I were to have a sexy like lingerie show, he would be front and center with a sweet upstairs. If I were to, you know, open a can of tuna, he would be like, babe,

Starting point is 00:33:21 why are you opening someone to can of tuna? And I'd be like, cause I want to and he'd support me. So I just feel like it's weird that that I weird that she's not doing that. You should have seen when I organized the vegetable tray. So Kelly, also I like that Broadway and Waxen is like I'm a dance mom. She had like a look of judgment on her face the entire time. I wanted her to really be like she was on dance while I was like, get it together. Well, she was because when Emily was like doing her choreography, Bronwyn was just sitting there and like, she had this look on her face like,

Starting point is 00:33:59 mm-hmm, that's fine. This isn't going to get you into a Sia video though. I know. Are you sure you don't want to get you into a sea of video though. I know. Are you sure you don't want to try and just face the corner in a black and white cookie wig? Might be a little more interpretive. So Kelly just keeps doing her helps. She's like, Yeah. And she's just like, Kelly's like, can't believe that Shane would just be putting Emily down the way he does But she's like he's not a man. He's not a man's man He's a dork's man. He's a dork's man. Man a dork miss We get the clip of twerk. You're a twerk is what you are. You're a little dork So now we go over to Bronwyn's house at 5 10 in the morning and there's like

Starting point is 00:34:44 There's already been like a recurring theme with her house, which is that I feel like about 50% if not 70 or 80% of scenes in Bronwyn's house take place like early in the morning and they have one light bulb on. I'm like, could we please turn on some more lights? Like why is it so dark and gloomy in there? It's like you see like 50,000 children circling around this kitchen aisle and grabbing their sunny D or whatever. And there's like one light on.

Starting point is 00:35:08 I'm like, this is the, it's like that depressing vibe. I'm up way too early. And rather than making me transition into the day, I'm meant to feel that it's early because I'm only putting on one light bulb, you know? Yeah, it's 5 a.m. with a ton of kids. It's like my hell and now we're in the dark. And it's dark. Yeah, it can't start. So the nanny is helping make sandwiches for the plane, which is I'm sure real fun for

Starting point is 00:35:35 the people around you. Hope they're peanut butter or tuna. I hope it's gonna be great. Some leftover like Chinese food. Would you like to maybe stop by a subway and get a nice onion sandwich before you sit next to me on a plane? Bromance children. So she's the kids are going to be for Creek. Because Beaver Creek is like the tortilla Republic of vacation destinations.

Starting point is 00:36:00 They're sponsoring I don't know what's going on in Housewives, but they're all going there. And so the husband's taking them, Sean's taking them because she's very busy. She's gonna meet with someone who's helping her with her book and she's gonna be filmed for a TV show, Inter Kitchen Alone Crying. I was like, is this really happening right now? And the music stops. She's like, I can't kiss, my kiss. And then she just sits down with a cup of coffee in her kitchen. She's like, The the awkwardness and sitting in a dark kitchen with a producer recording you on their cell phone

Starting point is 00:36:42 Just crying and then it just kept into the camera just kept on her. You know, all the producers just sitting there on a cell phone like All right, so We've got time. You can do something. She's like, yeah, hold on. Make that stop. Please. Someone someone must need me. Someone maybe this cup of coffee needs me to drink it. I can I can do that for it.

Starting point is 00:37:01 I can do that for it. Hey, what's Bronwyn's book, by the way? I've already forgotten. I don't know. Does she tell us? Is this the first time we've heard of the book? Or did she mention it? I think she mentioned it already on my brain.

Starting point is 00:37:13 I have no idea. But I just, I know it must be sad when you're kid. We can look it up if you want. I know it's sad when your kids don't need you anymore, but they still need an Annie. So, hey, I'm like, also, you're something. Yeah, and you also have like a newborn. So, don't need you anymore, but they still need an Annie. So hey, I'm like, also, you're doing something. Yeah, and you also have like a newborn. So don't worry, you'll still be mothering for quite a bit.

Starting point is 00:37:30 Like you literally have like a baby, and you're like, my kids don't need me anymore. I'm like, oh, yeah, you have a baby. Things that mothers literally never cry about when they have that many young children. They don't need me enough. I'm like, you're right. You know, everyone, when I need you, and I need you to turn on more lights in your house in

Starting point is 00:37:47 the morning, okay? Because it is dark and pressing to watch, and it reminds me of waking up for school, and I do not want to feel that, okay? Okay. Let's see. Bronwyn. Bronwyn, Winton Burke. Oh, yeah, she has a hotel name.

Starting point is 00:37:59 Okay. Bronwyn, book. Let's see what it is. It is called? Do you need me? I don't know. It is called? Do you need me? I don't know, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:38:07 It's called, that's the name of the book. I don't see a book out here. Maybe, because I thought that was odd that she was like, I have to stay and I'm gonna work on my book. Well, she's gonna meet with the person who's gonna help her with her book. Who at this point, I'm just gonna assume

Starting point is 00:38:23 is Danny Pellegrino. I just assumed Danny Pellegrino or Brian Moilin help her with her book. Who at this point I'm just gonna assume is Danny Feligree now. I'm just assuming Danny Feligree or Brian Moilin is like secretly under the granite countertop, just like with a pen and paper, like writing jokes, you know. So someone should hire us to write their biography and it would be great about it. We would just turn it into stories from our childhood.

Starting point is 00:38:41 It would be like, so I can't just slu-and, well I grew up in El Paso, working at a bowling alley with my loves being ants and then next thing you know was my bar mitzvah and wait a second, this didn't happen to my life. Oh, here she's like, wow, when I was in Piccadune. Uh, here she's like, Oh, when I was in Pricotoon. Actually, that would be something that Kenneth Suleurann would say. Oh, yes.

Starting point is 00:39:09 Okay, so Ron's crying about not being able to spend more time with her five children, not buying it still like you, but not buying it. So let's go over to TUTTA FRESCO! In some stric- TUTTA FRESCO! Yeah, let's go over to TUTTA FRESCO! I wrote that down also.

Starting point is 00:39:24 I was like, I feel like I need to write down the name with this restaurant because, of course, Tim would be like, um, let's go with it. Toto fresco. I wrote that down also. I was like, I feel like I need to write down a name with this restaurant because of course Tamra would be like, um, let's go to the fresco. I love to the fresco. Two fresco. I'm all about Toto fresco because it's also the sounds that a trademant. Toto fresco. Toto fresco. Toto fresco.

Starting point is 00:39:38 She doesn't know how to trans work. Oh, trans. So. So it's Tamar and Gina, and Gina sits down and Tamar's like, oh, I found this in the sunglasses case. It's obviously not the sunglasses case, because Gina's not like, oh my god,

Starting point is 00:39:57 now I got my keys back. She's like, oh, I lost one of these over at Kelly's house and lost one of these over at Emily's house. I just looped everywhere. Like how many sunglasses sunglasses do you have? Yeah, I found the under the porcelain pineapple right next to the sign that says, so Gina's dressed like Penny Lane for some reason, which makes me even sadder for her. I'm like, stop making me sad for you, please.

Starting point is 00:40:23 So, uh, Cameron said, you're good. So, uh, Jamrith said, you're good. You're good. Say anything you want to tell me that I can repeat to Emma, but I, you're good. You're good. And so, Gina's basically saying how her daughter's having some sort of like motor issues, so they're like working with that.

Starting point is 00:40:36 And, um, and like, they, they went to the doctor and stuff. And Jamrith's like, so, so like, the Matt's like, idea of how things just going to the doctor, whatever. And you know, they're talking about basically Matt is not really helping and like, could maybe like, maybe he should move down to Orange Counties that way he could help out more and he's like, yeah, but then like, but then I get like hung up on the fact that he's like, with that growing, you know, that he was like cheating on

Starting point is 00:41:02 and like, I really want to one with that, you know, so it's like too much gathered, you know, to know what I'm saying. Yeah, well, you can't, okay, you can't live in two different places from the husband and then expect him to be there more, you know, like I get that she's on a TV show, but anyway, who cares, I'm glad she left his ass. And you know who else doesn't care, Tamra, that's for Tamra. So she moves right over to batte batte actually actually before we move over to that real quickly I

Starting point is 00:41:32 have an issue with Tamra that I want to did you think I was moving beyond issues with Tamra no no I have an issue pertaining to what she says here regarding match she goes not only is Matt stabbing Gina in the heart that she didn't but now he is like with the woman that he cheated with. I'm like, yeah, in case you don't remember, you are married to Eddie, who's Simon's best friend, so there's that. Yeah, and there's rumors that you were with him before you that Simon. So I'm just saying, tamar is actually not necessarily wrong. In this

Starting point is 00:42:06 case, but I just want her to know she's also not free of me being angry at her at this moment. Just in general, just in case anybody isn't clear, tamar is the fucking worst. Okay, she's even worse than Kyle Richards. And Kyle Richards is the worst. Oh, well, I like Tamer more than Kyle actually because leave Tamer. No, because at least I mean Tamer is awful, but at least, you know, she keeps the show interesting. Oh, God, she's a fucking monster. I cannot wait for her to get stomped and get out of this. I would, I would, I, I, she's a monster, but she's the monster that we need. Unfortunately, okay. Like some monsters, we need some monsters, okay? And she is the monster, she is a monster,

Starting point is 00:42:49 but like as infuriating as it is to see her like, like to spread these rumors and blame it on other people at the same time, it does give us a show as opposed to college richards who goes to the supermarket and go hard yeah yeah exactly we don't need it so um camera is tam being tamer you know she's like shaman coming back out that's eminent splashing her on social and then we see a clip of Emily on FaceTime saying that Shannon was, she's talking to Gina.

Starting point is 00:43:25 She's like, oh, Shannon was on a podcast and she said we suck. Yeah. Well, that's what's funny also is that when, when Tamara tells this to Gina, she's like, she's leaving out the part of it that like, that we're, where Shannon's part in this all, right? She just makes it sound like Emily just went off on Shannon for no reason whatsoever. But it turns out, it's all kind of messy actually because basically, it's Jeff Lewis

Starting point is 00:43:51 is at the core of all this. And that's what's messy asked Jeff Lewis. So we hear the clip and he's like, well, actually, I was talking to Shannon yesterday and I can't go into specifics, but she basically said she doesn't think Emily and Gina are going to be back. So. And you know that that's true. Yeah. I know that Jeff Lewis is messy, but he's so far, he hasn't been seen to be a liar on these shows, right?

Starting point is 00:44:17 Yeah. Jeff is, Jeff is actually, he's agreed. He's messy, but not a liar. Yeah. So Tamara's like, but you can't just go off on people on social media. I'm like, oh, really? Unless they're transgender or off-collar? Oh, yeah, apparently that's when it's okay. So it's okay to threaten to tell people that we should just cheat transgender people. Is that okay, Tamara? Is that okay? I guess guess so. Emily's tweet in case you missed it said, at Shat and Medur, you may have lost 40 pounds of fat, but you definitely didn't lose 40 pounds of jealous. Hashtag, frozen fish is riveting. Frozen fish is riveting. Yeah, 40 pounds of jealous.

Starting point is 00:45:03 So then she was like, yeah, I was actually shocked at how bad it was. I spoke to Shannon and she cared to let me know that that was coming out, which I really appreciated that. I'm like, oh, she got in. I like that that's Gina's takeaway is that Shannon immediately, like, called up Gina to complain about Emily. I'm like, I don't think it means that Shannon cares enough about you. I think it means that Shannon's like, huh, well, if she's here to come for me,

Starting point is 00:45:32 I'm gonna take away her friend. And then we'll see what happens. Yeah, she's gonna have someone to take Dan Emily with her before Gina. You know, she's so nice to me. It's so crazy. It's like it's all happening for no reason. You know, why? I haven me. It's so crazy. It's like it's all happening friend. Oh reason You know why I just found a sunglasses case. I don't even think this was mine. That's crazy

Starting point is 00:45:52 You know I never said that I didn't want to be friends with Shan and she was gonna do want to be friends with me And so then she opened the door for me to be friends with her and I walked in and then I hit the door because my antique Spock was like really wide so I thought like we over again to go in sideways What fit in But it looks really cute inside a friendship house But Emily, it's really nice to have this But then on FashionMedia, it's like enough

Starting point is 00:46:13 Not enough, like dude, you're gonna turn it Don't put it right in Like an eddy spotter screaming, I'll kill you, I'll kill you Smells like an Instacabasan Like you're, oh my god. You're talking about damage. She's like, yeah, why wouldn't she call Shannon but thought she'd bashed her?

Starting point is 00:46:31 I'm like, the reason why she's not gonna call Shannon is because she's not friends with Shannon in that way because Shannon was totally cold to her all last season. So why would she call up Shannon if Shannon's saying some shit about Emily, which is totally consistent with everything that Shannon has said about Emily, why would Emily call her if I'm like,, they're really hurt my feelings. They don't have a relationship like that. Yeah, and I get that it's annoying to go on social media and just diss someone's frozen salmon with cream cheese in the middle.

Starting point is 00:46:55 But still, Shannon, you know, she has to write to be mad at Shannon, because you know that that's true. I mean, it's not like the preferred way of of resolving. I don't think I would do that. I don't really support just popping off. But I also feel like when Tamra's like, why don't you just call her? As a Tamra is the paradigm of diplomacy. She always calls people first to make sure everything is fine before she gets into a fight.

Starting point is 00:47:21 And they're also acting like it's some random podcast and it's not one of their best friends shows. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah. So then Emily, they're all getting all the best to go to a rodeo drive. And Shannon is doing that whole.

Starting point is 00:47:35 I know what it's like to go through a divorce. Not. Fine. And friendships are what you need to get through a hard time. Look at me. Look what got me through! Tamra calling me fat while I was on QVC.

Starting point is 00:47:49 Haha, oh, Ficky! Saying that I was getting beat! That's a great frat, Tracer Migos! And the takeaway is that my friendships have gotten me through my tough time and therefore the tough times are behind me and I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm not saying it all. That David's moved on to someone else. That's at all. So by the way, can I say something that's really bothering me, Ronnie? This is a very bend moment. But since I've made it my habit to like make fun of people using the wrong words,

Starting point is 00:48:21 especially at Potomac recently, I just, few minutes ago, I said that that Tamara is the paradigm of diplomacy, and I meant to say the paragon of diplomacy, which I'm just saying that because I can't be hypocrite. I can't use the wrong word and then make fun of other people for using the wrong words. I thought it sounded weird, but then I'm too stupid to really fix it.

Starting point is 00:48:43 You know what I mean? It's like when you, when you see your roof leaking and you're like, my roof is leaking, but I don't know what to do about it. So I'm just wrong. And it was like lingering. I was like, I'm just like, I can move forward, but I'm going to be like, but then someone's going to say, you know, it's so funny that Ben's always like correcting people for reason they're not wrong. But then he just used paradigm. I'm not even sure of paragons, even the right word for it. How did I just say epitome? Epitome? Everyone go back in time. I'm pretend I said epitome. Or as I used to call it the epitome because I only read it in books and I just always thought that was the word epitome. That's that's like me. I have a weird thing where instead of saying

Starting point is 00:49:16 apropos for some reason in the past like year I started saying apropos and I don't know why. Apropos. It's like a female life of Orange County. It's a propo and she's in cutouts. So, so there. They're on the bus and Gina, I mean, Shannon's got a big surprise and Gina's just totally loving that Shannon's being so nice to her. And Emily's getting pissed.

Starting point is 00:49:40 She's like, well, kind of alternate universe in my living room that Shannon is planning a day for Gina? Yeah, I'm like is the ultimate universe where you pissed off Shannon, so she's gonna take your friend That's what that universe is. Yeah, same universe. Same. Yeah So I guess Emily tries to make her own in Rosewood, Shannon because they start speaking Spanish together It didn't really make any sense. I mean there's Spanish made made sense, I guess, but like I'm just saying the reasoning behind it didn't make sense to me. Yeah, Emily was trying to like get just talk, you know, talk to Shannon while Shannon was

Starting point is 00:50:14 speaking Spanish and Shannon was like, no, Pocito, Puedo, Ablar, Inglis, Agua, no, no, Emily, huh? Hmm. I'm so... But, but, wait, oh! I'm going to... No, my family and my vida! A-I-S-PO-L-O-C-O! So then they get to LA and they're pointing stuff out and brun... Kelly's like, look, there's a whiskey at Go-Go! And brun was like, yeah, it's practically where I grew up.

Starting point is 00:50:46 Yeah, my mom was in a rock band. And I just remember, like, kind of being raised by the drummer and then, like, sleeping in the office of the bar. And there was a lot of Coke on the table, which I guess, now that I'm an adult, I can see it's wrong. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:51:02 Wow, good news that Vicki wasn't there, otherwise she might start some rumors about you. Kelly, Coke, Coke, Coke. Anyone? That's what Vicki said. Yeah, I know, shit. So then they go to a store and Shannon's like, what? Oh, I was just gonna say they went to Rodeo Drive where they actually get the, I don't know

Starting point is 00:51:20 if you caught this. There was like a little wink to the audience. They did a lingering close up on Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longfell. Philip Longf like to make a proposal. We're gonna pick out an outfit for our girlfriend, Gina, who is our friend, who is a girl who we've loved this whole time. Because nothing makes us happier than seeing Gina in pain because it reminds us of the pain that we don't have to talk about it our own lives instead.

Starting point is 00:52:03 So they Shannon picks out a little outfit and she looks like actually I already owned this but it's a different color and it's like a thousand dollars. So I'll take it. Yeah. And then Shannon puts on something but like it's really tight and she's wearing spanks. So it's giving her these like sausage, uh, sausage lines on her legs, which cameras only do happy to point out.

Starting point is 00:52:22 Yeah, Tamara, just a mom, Tamara, just a monster of a human being. She's like, that's bags, because I have to do that. You look like a sassad. Jan is like, God, well, I have three sprinks of the time history. Okay. And then they show her last year trying to get my hot tub with like three different phrases, big sod. It's just like I'm going down to one pair. Okay, it's progress, give me time. Just let me have this, David. So then Emily and Gina start talking

Starting point is 00:52:53 because Emily is obviously spiraling. And it's sort of sad because Gina's getting all the credit for spiraling, but Emily's spiraling too, you know? So Emily, you know, they're talking about like, you know, it's like okay to ask for help. And you know, Gina, like Emily, you're in the same position as me, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So they're like having an emotional moment. Yeah. And Emily's like, I'm barely escaping. Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

Starting point is 00:53:21 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, me. So yeah, she's talking and Shannon's getting mad and then inside Shannon's looking at a ring and Tamragoth. That's so not you. Fuck off. What? Oh, that ring belongs to a happy person. Yeah. That belong that ring belongs to that. So Shannon is like, well, it is me and it's gonna be me. Oh, well, look, there's something out there.

Starting point is 00:53:48 Well, what a shocker! It's my new friend, Gina's day. And where is she? Of course, outside! With a crying Emily! I know it doesn't sound very nice, but guess what? There's no mention of the tweed. Yeah. J-j-j-j. J-j-j-j. J-j-j-j.

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Starting point is 00:54:24 J-j-j-j. J-j-j-j. J-j-j. J-j-j-j. J-j-j-j. J-j-j-j. J-j-j-j. J-j-j-j. J-j-j-j. J-j-j-j. be drama-free for one hour? I'm like Shannon, I mean, I love you, Shannon. You're really one of my favorite housewives of all time, but if anyone has plunged many happy scenes into drama with tears, it's been you. Literally every season except this one so far. I've never seen you like this. We know it's coming. Yes. What, what, what, but you said that, she said that, she said that you said that she said that you said that was my favorite Shannon picked

Starting point is 00:54:48 I've ever when she didn't even know You said David. Hey man Shannon makes me so I know and then Tamer just goes can we talk about how she's slammed on such a media yesterday? You know clearly like stoking it. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, oh I know! So she tells him about the tweets and she's like, oh well she's, you know, she said I said she and Emily were going to be kicked out of our friend group but I never said that. Where does this even come from?

Starting point is 00:55:24 And why is everyone pretending everything is okay? Yeah, so, the meanwhile, we're coming back and forth between Shannon and Tamron, but also Gina and Emily. And Shane, as he continues to study for the bar, he has been in a hotel for 10 days straight, and Emily basically has not talked to him during that time. Like what is going on over, that is ridiculous. I can only say this so many times,

Starting point is 00:55:53 dump his stupid ass, okay? Yeah, I know that you felt like you couldn't get anybody off of G-Chat before, but now you can, leave him, okay? Yes, leave him before they shut down G chat. Okay. Because we know that's probably going to get shut down next. Yes. Trust me. Jackie Seagull knows plenty of rich people. Okay. If you're going to get help with her from that, get you a rich old one. Yeah. Serious. That'll be nice to you. So Emily's whole thing is that she doesn't want to like talk about the issues in her marriage because she doesn't want people to jump on the hate train, train pun intended on bashing

Starting point is 00:56:30 Shane. But I'm also like, but if Shane didn't do anything that would be worthy of everyone's rage, then it would be fine. She's protecting Shane, but because, but ultimately she knows that Shane is doing shitty things. Like, if there's, if Shane's not doing anything bad, we wouldn't be. Well, she's not protecting Shane, you know, she's going, she's, she's really not. I mean, if she was protecting and I'm not standing up for Shane, but she's acting like, oh, I'm not going to open it up to talk about Shane. You've talked about what an asshole Shane

Starting point is 00:57:03 is every episode this season on TV. I mean, what do you think you're doing anyway? So it's not like she's really standing up for him. I think Shane's just hiding the hell away from the cameras because he's sick of getting attacked on Twitter. That's what I think. I think he wants to be off the show. Then be less of an asshole. How about that?

Starting point is 00:57:19 I mean, I get it also like if you're studying for the bar, like the last thing you want is like a production crew in your house and a stress of like being buried into shit. But like you can still talk to your wife on the phone. Yeah. So then Gina goes into this thing where she's like, well you know when I went to Ohio, was you? And then we see pictures of them in Ohio.

Starting point is 00:57:38 She's like, I saw the real Emily. I saw the Ohio Emily. I want Ohio Emily back. I'm saying, the fuck is Ohio Emily? What to Ohio Emily I want Ohio Emily back The fuck is Ohio Emily what is Ohio Emily not order Ohio Emily? Okay, stop asking for that shit Did you like like what you know? Did you go to like Jenny's ice cream or something like that like what is what is Ohio Emily? So like I want to back to so they're They're hugging and crying while inside we're gonna have a trip to Ohio Is that what this all means? I'm getting early on the trip is a lot of friend trip or something. Yeah, oh I see you're saying to you

Starting point is 00:58:15 Oh geez the cardiners these new gardeners have been here two days like what are you doing you seen my apartment right? It's this big. What are they gardening? Yeah, but they're just like chopping everything down but landlady I'm whispering because they're right I know I know that the landlady is like so controlled I'm not going to talk about it no I like it I want to hear all about it I feel her ear I feel you I feel you I had the god knows on a train anyway they're just banging on my door with a with a rake or something.

Starting point is 00:58:47 I don't even know what the dealer is doing. I guess the dealer is just quit his fucking job. Yes. Okay, anyway, point is it's a real house west of Orange County. We're an hour into this. Yeah. Recap. Sorry, everybody.

Starting point is 00:59:00 Yes. So, so, so, yes. So then they're like outside and they could then we see like they're just like shopping shopping shopping at one point They're like having like a copy or something outside and a tourist bus goes by and chance like no, I love that look I'm weaving waving to the bus look at that. I like it I like buses. You remember my reminds me of when David and I used to drive places together School buses, children, family, life, 450 negative thoughts. Oh no, here lies Shannemador, killed by the TMZ bus.

Starting point is 00:59:32 Ah! And, uh, Tamra's just going off. She's just keeps stirring this part about how mean Emily wished. Shannes, Shannes, Shannes, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shann, Shannem, Shannem, Shann, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shann, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shann, Shannem, Shann, Shannem, Shann, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shann, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shannem, Shann, Shannem, Shannem, Shann, Shann, Shannem, Shannem, Shann, Shannem, Shann, Shannem, Shann, Shann, Shann, Shannem, Shannem, Wish that chance something's that shimmy funny your best not fast. I'm in power women power women Yeah, I'm like well, I am proud of my business and not only did she cut me down on that But she cut me down on the two things I've been successful on in the past two years That's now her new thing like the two successes. I've had how dare you? thing like the two successes I've had how dare you well I guess I guess moving from three to one spanks on your legs is not qualified as a success so I would have given her a third one there but I don't think a power paper with negative thoughts like okay poor slim pine apples

Starting point is 01:00:18 yeah I'd better say shut the fuck up McKenzie child over there like the fuck up. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Yeah, exactly. So now the women go over to the Mondrian and they're having lunch, et cetera. And Gina's just loving it. Gina's loving that basically she has a sugar mom in Shannon, because Shannon's recruiting her to her side. So she's like, my God, this is awesome.

Starting point is 01:00:41 Like going out to Shannon is like great. Like, I mean, all I could buy so many antique signs with her like it's crazy It's like having a black amics and a Marshall's home conception Basically buy the whole store the ass is just wearing like terrible clocks on her head and shit Sorry for that I heard the rake I heard the way building building what is it? a haunted house What they building building building building something David so then

Starting point is 01:01:12 So Gina Gina who is like Just got arrested for d. Y. Now admittedly that no one's driving so By all means go at it But like I don't know. I feel like it's a weird look to on the heels of a DIY ordering a Long Island iced tea. That's just so like teenager going out for the first time, you know. I've got Long Island iced tea and this channel is like, wow! Did you hear that Miss Long Island?

Starting point is 01:01:38 Who did a Miss Long Island iced tea? Emily, that'd be like Emily ordering a big glass of bitch face, right? Right? Everyone. Bitch face. You have a drink called stink face. Trevor's a drink called stink face. It brings down other women.

Starting point is 01:01:56 That would be crazy. How crazy. That would be crazy. Alfredo, I believe this woman Emily, she would like a glass of dumping on my two successes. You have that you can make that right you can make that cocktail So Bronwyn goes off to college sick. I'm sorry guys. I need privacy while I call my husband and then I'll speak her friendship Hi honey. How are you? It's her kitchen. How beautiful. Are you gonna be the flickers? I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.

Starting point is 01:02:22 I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.

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Starting point is 01:02:38 I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I have some saline solution, but unfortunately it's just frozen. Hmm, isn't that riveting?

Starting point is 01:02:47 Emily? Well, I do have some saline solution, but I guess I wonder if that- I wonder if that makes you 40 pounds jealous too. Got her. So the minute Emily walks away, they all start talking. Sam is like, what was that kind of that? And Kelly's like, I think she's probably having a problem with twerp. And Tamer's like, well, look, we are that shot.

Starting point is 01:03:15 We're going to the cheva. And then we get a clip of that Gina Kio fight with Tamer. Where Tamer's just going off on her and then violently like slings the wine and right in her eyes. And then it cuts back and she's like, back, you know, that we can't put the help half of that no it's going on. Yeah, that's how she's changing it because she goes from like, like her being like, what's going on with her and then comes like, well, she's having a hard time at home.

Starting point is 01:03:40 And she's like, for the past year, it's like, yeah, like that's's possible. And she's like, well, it's hard to know what you said. Like it's hard to know if we don't know what's going on. So now she's changing it from like, we're, it's actually very Kyle Richards to be like, it's just that I feel like you're not telling me. And so I don't know. And I feel left out. You know, it's like, that bullshit. Yeah. Why would anybody share with you, Tamara? So then Emily comes back and you know, it's easier to see why she was cast on the show. She's like, hey guys, I'll use I drops instead of sailing solution.

Starting point is 01:04:12 So it's like burning the crap out of my eyes, but at least I can see again. I was like, great story, Emily. Great. And Kelly's like, are you crying? I mean, is that what happened? She's like, no, no, I literally couldn't see. And she's like, well, is everything all right?

Starting point is 01:04:25 Because I was asking, well, went down yesterday. Like, we're talking about it. Like, nothing happened. But like, everyone's talking about the, what the hell? Yeah, so Emily's like, well, I'll tell you what happened. So I was like, just finishing up rehearsal for sexy, the musical, starring me as the extra X and basically I'm obviously I started getting all these I don't know what that means the extra X I

Starting point is 01:04:50 just thought it was something it's like those two Xs in that man so so I started all of a sudden getting all these texts about like a podcast that shanit goes I didn't go on a bed order. Well, looks like that, looks like that come back was beef sod. How about that, Emily? Rethod's not beef, but hashtag thod comments. Yeah, and uh, she's like, well, I had a private conversation and I said, in fact, this is what I said in my private conversation.

Starting point is 01:05:25 I said, Jeff Lewis, who's not a famous person who talks shit all the time on a live show. I really like Gina and Emily right now. Isn't that crazy? It's like you did not say that. There's no way you call that Jeff Lewis and said that you really suddenly like Emily and Gina now, yeah. I was very honest because I'm always honest and I said, Jeff, Emily and Gina are great. They've got great personalities. I'm so happy that they're on the show and things, David and I have passed things up. We're moving

Starting point is 01:06:00 back in together. Everything is great. I'm down to zero spanks and on top of that I I enjoy women who are 30 years old. So that's all very true. I did not hear this rumor on a train that knows Kelly because I'm not talking about that Wimmer So she's like Emily said why are you talking to me like? Why would Jeff Lewis say that then and she's like It's called hearsay Emily and as a lawyer you should know how to use a microwave and salmon shouldn't be that confusing to you Okay, so where you defense rest and Laugh out

Starting point is 01:06:38 So why are you talking to me like that? He would talk my weight loss you attack my two successes like he would talk right way lost you attack my two successes you know what you had an opportunity to say at the very first that you shut that as soon as we walked in here it said me I please have some of that salmon I would have said no because you haven't apologized I think what I've said sorry I don't want to say well the very first thing you should have said for that salmon was a father of apology and then you should have texted me as an emoji and appropriate emoji David and I want more than two goddamn balls of wine when we have a dare party, David. Huh, you're having a hard year? Well, I had a hard year last year, so there boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, nice, nice, nice, nice, Caesar, Caesar!

Starting point is 01:07:15 I think I'm gonna ride over there, so she's like, okay, I apologize, I take 100% responsibility. I couldn't pick up the phone, but I was really mad. I just want to move forward, and so Shannon's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha bring it up. I just want to bring it up. But no, no, she wants to just move forward. Okay. All right. No fun Emily wants to move forward. So, Emily is like, tamarind, that's if tamara and Emily were dating. Tamarind. So tamarind is like, I'm sad. No one knows what was sad to Jeff because never in the rest of that's why we should all stop gossiping. Okay. Because you tell one person one thing and then another person another thing and then before you know it boom it guys are banging you from behind I'm like thank you for gossiping I thank you for gossiping in your Declaration that we should stop gossiping in your PSA about gossiping and you know I hate Tamra I've always hated Tamra

Starting point is 01:08:25 but one thing I cannot wait for is for Tamra to get her ass dragged by Kelly yeah I can just not wait it's never gonna end and it's gonna be amazing so we have that to look forward so intense so so intense so um and so now that Emily's beef with Shannon is for the moment scuttled even though clearly Shannon Does not want to move forward cuz when no one Shannon does not want to move forward. Yeah, no, of course Let's move forward. Can we drink can we drink? Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm fine Happy for you. I'm happy for you. Mrs. Wembley. So Emily goes Emily is basically She's like, um can we talk about this like train rumor about Kelly cuz Gina told me about it So well was that from Vicki?

Starting point is 01:09:18 And she's like why are you bringing it up again? Ridiculous you can go fuck off all of you and then she walks out to take a call from Zoli and that was fucking Sadie of Emily. Yes, you did know what was going on. Well, no, I mean, no, no, no. Well, the thing is this Emily botched it because Emily was I think trying to get into everyone's good graces by doing a pile on for Vicki, but then it turned on to a pile on for Emily. No, because she was, you know, because Emily was basically saying, like, you know, I was just at the lingerie store with Vicki and Vicki was saying she wants peace with everyone

Starting point is 01:09:50 and then she goes and tells you guys and starts to stupid rumor. So she was trying to like aim it towards Vicki and it just like all backfired in her face. Okay. Yeah. I mean, she sure did, man. So Kelly's going to kill her, right? So she walks off and then Bronmer's like sorry, sorry call it was standing up. Well, how does she even know?

Starting point is 01:10:10 Bronmer said I called her okay, and Tamara's like are you kidding me? Do you think something good is gonna come of that? It's dude. How is your Kelly that Becca is saying she broke the train? She's gonna go up off the sec, okay? Tamra's like, why would you do that? You know, they always buy Tamra so mad because she didn't get to do it. Yes, and Vicky. She won't say she was pulling your train, ma'am You did again. Yes, so Tamra's like, well, I guess I do to go talk to her because she did tell us how the fuck off This is not this is not the holder. I am lady Exactly well really that was her excuse because what she wants to do is, she's like, fuck.

Starting point is 01:10:48 Bronwyn stole the scene that I wanted to have with Kelly, so I have to somehow, like, have that scene again. Yes. So, Tamara goes up to Kelly and she's like, hey, you can't just like tell us all to fuck off. That's like my job to do. And Kelly goes, well, I just did. It's the work. I know, but you can't.

Starting point is 01:11:08 Yeah, it's like. Yeah. It's like, well, why doesn't my brain something come? Why doesn't your business why don't you bring something up? Why are you doing that? And then Tamer goes, well, I actually wanted to tell you. And I'm like, well, so then why are you so mad at, at Bronwyn for doing this, if you wanted to tell her because we know you would have

Starting point is 01:11:26 We know you would have and you were just caught off guard because you didn't expect a molest of the Arabian to sneak in and do it for you Yes, and what they're gonna just again They're just gonna let it go on camera and never tell her until the very end of the season which is such a camera move So Shannon comes over to join them and she just kisses Kelly on the head like oh, Cal I just know I wanted to tell you and Kelly's like you know too when you're gonna tell me I just like listen I just does that thing where she just like looks up to the sky which is making shit up she's like I didn't want to hurt you I was focusing on my two successes from last year that were almost robbed from me. I am a Lee, not fun Emily. Yeah, when she's like

Starting point is 01:12:12 doing the like hand awning over her face, she's like, or like a slow, a slow waving of her tears. It's like a stick way. About to cry. This is also the move I make over the salmon. It comes out of the microwave and I'm cooling it down enough to eat it. It's her pinball paddles. Okay, there's a ball coming down. Whoa, what's bouncing all over? Wow, this must be her amounts of my emotional state whenever it's trying to talk to me. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, sad sad sad about the ball come.

Starting point is 01:12:43 Listen, Kelly, here's what I wanted, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, back about it right so she's like I'm not discussing this anymore my daughter is calling me and Tamer goes but don't tell her about it she's like she already knows oh that's right I did tell Jolly that's right I did tell Jolly so tell you find out on television like she's not already going enough through this shit because of you monsters exactly so then Kelly goes back to the table and she's just like Angriot Emily now because Emily brought it up at lunch and she's like Kelly I'm on your side you weren't even there So why are you even opening your freaking mouth stupid face door? It did you catch tamer going that was that bald move a Bronmer and to Taddletail I mean if that information was gonna get out it should have come come from Vicki Oshannon, because they were the ones spreading that rumor.

Starting point is 01:13:46 Like, you. You. Yeah, you were the one who said, train. The first person to say, train was you. Look at the footage. And they show it. Yeah, they show the footage. And then she's like, not my thought.

Starting point is 01:13:58 This is not my thought. It is. Yeah, it is. Love it. So Kelly is mad now. So she's yelling at Emily to shut up. And then Jean is like, well, you know, I just don't like that. You're feeling so defensive about it because you're feeling bad.

Starting point is 01:14:17 I'm just like, what? What are you? What are you talking about to me? You know what? You don't need to chime in. Okay. I didn't ask your opinion. I't care to shut up you bug dude you bug It's like well, I'm giving you my opinion. Well, you should be the last person give me advice She gets her passport or license or keys or kids run a mock

Starting point is 01:14:38 She uh she burned out a house. I've got five or sunglass cases like she'll work I've got five or some glass cases like should I work? So Jim is like that's just take a beat here like she's talking to a kid having a fit Which I guess is probably what it is like talking to Kelly when she's that mad and Jelly Kelly is like no you're hitting me right now She's supposed to be my day. She's how about you shut the fuck off and then a campier day shut the fuck off and then it can't be your day. Right. They're also, by the way, not arguing about anything in particular. They're just sort of like snapping at each other.

Starting point is 01:15:10 It's great. It's great. It's great. It's like, you bring this up, you're talking about it. Fuck you. Oh God. It's so great to see Kelly Cornwood again because she is so hilarious when she just goes off on his women.

Starting point is 01:15:21 It's, she's like, when she goes off on the women, she like elevates to real housewives of New York territory. She is just that good. Yeah, she goes to town. Well, everybody that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Orange County in Beverly Hills. Oh, thank you so much for being here. Go on Watch what crapens.com for links to our bonus episodes, videos.

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