Watch What Crappens - #1266 RHONY: Show Stopper

Episode Date: July 11, 2020

The Real Housewives of New York heads to the Berkshires this week, and right on schedule they lose their minds. First, Ramona squares off against a recently emboldened Elyse, who's feeling snubbed after a particularly rude encounter at Omar's. But the real pièce de resistance is Luann's Broadway diva tirade against Sonja. This is the stuff we dream about, and Lu's rant already has a place in the Gay Monologue Hall of Fame. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What Guess what happens when they're so happy? Kids what happens when they're so happy? Kids what happens when they're so happy? Hello and welcome to Watch For Crappins, a podcast about all our crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker of the Real Houseware as a kitchen island and also the Game Brain podcast. And joining me on this wonderful Friday is a

A man who also was recently kicked out of Countess Lou Ann's Cabaret act. It's Ronnie Carrham from the Roseprick Special Rose podcast What's up, Ronnie? You're nothing you're useless You're worthless. You're worthless. You will get to be in my show You're not a Broadway star Wow the episode we've all been dying for hi, Ben. Hi. Wow. What what an amazing real housewives of New York episode Which we're gonna be recapping today that those last five minutes of Luan just like Just like turning on her Broadway diva switch,

that was amazing. I could not believe what I was watching. Yep, love it. It was great time. Everything, everything, Berkshire's episodes are always special. So today everyone, we're talking about Real Housewives of New York, but before we jump into that,

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And also our videos, we do a couple videos a week. This We did three actually we did real housewives of New York from earlier in the week and we did selling no wait, what did we do then oh? We do our bonus on which is a real housewives of Potomac recap and we did our real housewives of Beverly Hills recaps All his videos on crap and on demand so you can go find those on our patreon at the crap and on demand level and today is time to see you from on a conform out of another pickle. This looked like it was going to be Elise's big episode. This was Elise had kind of like it seemed like she had the centerpiece fight of this episode like this is Elise's moment.

Tinsley is gone. Elise is ascending and then Luanne had to go steal the show as a cabaret star would. But first and foremost, we are here in Great Barrington in the Berkshires and Derinda is lying on her bed. And she's calling all the ladies, I guess to not invite them up, but I don't know, she's calling him to tell us is she inviting them up? Is that what she's doing? Yeah, she's doing the classic housewives calling everybody to invite them? See no the most classic

Camille on her landline remember all those years ago trying to call everybody and Lisa Vanderpromp some messages Like hello, she's like Lisa. Hello. Can you hear me? This is me Camille? Hello? Lisa? Lisa? Can you hear me now? Just kidding, it's my voice mailed, darling. Can we all totally valve for it? Get it! Well, this time Dorenda, she starts off with Sonia and Sonia's voice mailed like, you've reached Sonia in the city, special events and planning, please leave a message,

and someone from my basement will get back to you right away. The large jar of mayonnaise featured on the television show last might get back to you soon. So when did Sonya have an event company? Well, Sonya and the city has, that's been a few years. I don't remember which season that that started, but isn't that around season seven or so, six or seven when she was getting

brand advice from Kristin takeman's husband, because it was like not just a toaster of, and it's a whole lifestyle thing, and then she's gonna throw parties and Sonia. Oh, I remember Sonia in the city. I just don't remember special events and planning. Wow. It's officially time to change your voicemail. Yeah, I think she lost her password or something like that. I don't know. Clearly that voicemail is the same

as it has been for about seven years now. So, and Dorinda's cracking up at this, by the way. She's like, yeah, you're just silly. Our team. Yeah, you got a team. You're the team. Yeah, so Dorenda's like very excited. She would have everyone up here in the bookshelves because she wants to show off Bluestone Manor.

Now she's awake, again, she's awake after all that flooding and the renovations, et cetera. So she's calling everyone and like getting voicemail after voicemail after voicemail. And Dorenda's like, I'm staring to feel like a loser up here now. I mean, Elise, Elise will answer me who else is she gotta answer the phone for? voice mail after voicemail after voicemail and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her I'm a loser! Yeah, I went to wear releases. I know she's not an OMAs. That's for sure, huh? So over at Sony's house, Alisa's coming over. And, um, Sony was like, oh, you know, I was just, I'm just trying to start feeling better because,

you know, I had to go to a spa after that Halloween party. Was that like a 24 rehab, 24 hour rehab? Queen party. Was that like a 24 rehab 24 hour rehab? Yeah, at least it's like Manhattan's a very small town, okay? Sonya was one of the wild girls, one of the round on the Upper East Side, and I was one of the wild goals running around a little bit on the Perfeele, you know? That's me, Elise, a wild girl on the peripheral, for the whole world. You know, you've got Sony in the city and you've got Elise on the peripheral, Elise in the suburbs.

So Sony was like, oh, look at these pictures. Have you ever seen these pictures of me? And there's these pictures of, you know, of course, Sony and her glory days. And Elise goes, yeah, you know, see, this is how I remember you. But Jesus, are you talking to a ghost? Like I know.

Okay. And then she starts, I guess here's the blue book, you know, you know, everyone, like I thought everyone knew about the blue book, but there's one for every major city in the world and I'm in it. And nobody can take that away. It's like, that's an actual Kelly's blue book and there's a Ford Fiesta. Look, listen, next to your name.

I know. They don't use a book anymore. They use a website, but you know, you have to go online and you enter your mileage to find out your worth. So I'm just going to stick to the book. People say I've got great karma. Turns out I actually have great carvana. Yeah, I'm actually an elite member of Carvana I just I randomly I bought a Buick for no good reason last week for turned it all ready. It was just fun to do This is the only blue book I could be in that doesn't require that you list how many test drives you pass So stick with this one. Oh, I dated JB power and associates. Yeah, fuck them real good Oh, I dated JB Power and Associates. Yeah, fucked him real good

So she's like, you know, Halloween was great. You know, I was here with with my boys, you know Andre Marco Bobby Andrew Sam Eric, you know, I just I came in on hot to that on fire to that party because it was like I was at a gay party But I wasn't at a gay party. I think we could have clipped in the upper in the car like, dude look on the ass like, yeah! I would really be scared to see Sonya at a gay party or just Wednesday nights at Sonya's right? Isn't that gay night? Yeah we got to see it one time on the show member. Yeah, yeah that's how I found out about it.

Yeah, it was at the townhouse. So they're talking about Ramona and Elise and Ramona are having they're they're having a fight because Elise went to Omas and Ramona kicked me off the table. She said you can't sit here. This is for my girlfriends and no one was sitting there So I looked at her and I said I'm not your girlfriend. I'm not your friend What do you mean? I'm not your friend. Well, guess what? Now I'm not your friend. There you go. You got a least. You got a least. You just got a least from the peripheral. Okay?

Have fun with that Ramona. At least from the peripheral. Yeah, from you. It's like, you know, I really care for Ramona and I understand what she's been through and all that, but I know why you think it's over because who treats people like that? And Elise tells her the story. She's like, listen, she comes to my house over the summer. She's in this bathing suit with a rap thing around it. And then my husband comes in from the pool and Ramona just wits off this bathing suit cover. And Ramona goes, I mean

son you go, with the boobs and she's like with the boobs and then my husband starts to scratch his back and she says, whoa can I massage that for you and starts massaging my husband. And you know what I did? I stared at her sort of vacantly for about 30 seconds and she still didn't react Did she put her hands on him? Yes, and she massage him. Yes. Did she eat a chicken? No, you're ruining it for me Was she eating chicken or not? So I went to the refrigerator and I pulled out a bottle of ketchup

fully expecting that when I turned around Ramona would not be massaging my husband anymore. I turned around Chicken she's still massaging him. So I said you know what? So you know what? I pulled out some chicken Oh my god, and I took the ketchup and I poured it on the chicken because a little on orthodox But I did it and I said okay now she'll stop and I looked up She hadn't stopped. Oh my god. I just came you can go now So then Luan is with Leah in a store Mm-hmm and Leah looks looks just, you know, run over. Because her hair was really big and teased

for her costume and it's the next day. And she's like, oh my God, how do you look so amazing? Oh, Jesus, I look like crap. Look at me. And the way I was just like, oh, well, you know, mm-hmm. Well, she says, like, I have a Broadway star. So I guess I'm just used to having a quick turnaround, having costume changes and whatnot.

So yeah, Leah's like, I'm maybe younger than them, but I'm having a problem keeping up. So yeah. And then I just look at their houses during the diary room sessions, Leah's sitting there and you know, she's got like a big pair of lips on her shelf and you know, all their interesting little akudram all in their house and then she's got this like drawn picture and it's It looks like a wanted poster from the 1920s. Have you noticed that behind her?

I have not noticed that at all actually I'll keep an eye out for it. It's crazy. It's crazy. Sorry. I really have nothing to say about it except that I noticed it You were too fast. You had to wish you had to share. It's crazy. It's crazy. Sorry. I really have nothing to say about it except that I noticed it. You were cute at that. You had to share. It's okay. So Ramona's there also and so Luana's like, so what happened last night? And we're all like, you know what? I thought about it and I love Durinda and I love having her in my life and I think that she's really wanting her husband's death for the first time. Okay, she went right to John. It's like, you know what? You know when you go to a get trauma and the very first thing you do is you reach for the slimyest, uncouth,

sweatiest thing you can find. That's like, she did. She went right to John. Okay, and she never mourned, Richard's death, okay, and she's met Richard for dying. Okay, who would never, she never, she never should have died. Okay, I think that's what happened. I think that's why she's feeling this way. And who goes, no, I think you just rubber the wrong way I'm really it's like yeah, um, she's mad at you because of the Larry Scott thing so yeah You know you they think that you brought them to Larry Scott so you could take a picture and get the party for free Ramona Yeah, like you were using them. I'm just like listen. Yo, what? Surticulous but whatever okay, I think not sad, cause nobody's throwing them up.

Birthday party looks somebody's throwing me. Somebody's throwing me. Guy, you know what they need? A Ramona. Guy, they're Ramona in their lives. Maybe they're just like upset because they don't have 50 friends, I don't know. Maybe they're just upset because people don't just

automatically love them, okay? Maybe they're just upset because Mario isn't calling them, saying like let's get back together, let's get back together, and I think no, I'm self-reliant, okay? Self-involved, Mario, get off my phone. Maybe they're just upset because Mario isn't calling him saying like let's get back together, let's get back together, and if you know I'm self-reliant, okay? Self-involved Mario, get off my phone, maybe they're just like upset because they don't have the best friend slash daughter named Avril, okay? So come on, Ramona, they don't have 50 friends.

I mean, give me a break, Ramona. I don't think anyone has more friends than you, okay? It's just, I know. You know what? Very blessed, okay. Blue-and-Fully said that as like sarcastically, and I'm always like, thank you. Thank you. It means a lot.

So I'm very lucky that I have 50 very close friends. So she's like, there's some setbacks. I'm still lucky and they don't understand. I have a whole world without that guy. And so Luan is just like, well, let's just talk about clothes now. Aren't these fun cat ways weights not pay for this? Yeah, I heard this was sent to Michelle Obama, so I guess that means I probably should deserve one too. Anyway, by Leo, so Leo leaves

Um, and Luann's like, listen, I just want to have a good time in the bookshers, okay? Let's make this trip about having a good time and no crazy tirades and no bonkers Meltdowns about stupid shit pertaining to perhaps a cabaret, okay? Well, I'm always having a good time, okay? Oh, come on, Rinaldo, last night was a disaster, okay? It's like, you know what? I wasn't anyone's throat. I just stayed quiet She's like, well, you're pushing her buttons, okay? So you have to figure out how to push the right buttons on Dorenda. It's like a soda machine at a gas station, okay?

Don't just mix Dr. Pepper with Diet Coke, with Mountain Dew, with Sprite, with Fanta, just because you can. Ask someone which nozzle the Tito's comes out of and push that button. Yes, you know when you're pushing buttons, you can't be upset if you get a sun kiss if you're not paying attention, okay? Pay attention! You know what? But Dorenda walked in an inquiry, okay? She's so loose, can it? Okay? You don't know what's gonna set her off. Little bills. Which I agree, you know, Dorenda, Dorenda was out of control at that party. Ramona is an asshole, but- Yes. This is so

people who were just used to dealing with an abusive person as a friend. They're like, well, you made her mad. Yeah. She embarrassed you and tortured you and acted like a total prick and kind of ruined my party. But you were the one who made her mad. Listen, just put the cans with their labels all facing front.

Is that so hard? Yeah, that's all you have to do. Just go along with it. So then Luann of course manages to turn this on Ramona and also like air her personal grievances because she's like, well, she says the same thing about you. I mean, your behavior and it's all about Ramona and you're not considered of others

and then you bring Missy and then you bring Missy. So I understand her feelings too. So like, well, now my feelings are hurt, okay? Cause last night was me. It's like, well, now my feelings are hurt, okay? Because last night, what did it mean? It was terribly, it didn't mean. And I wanted to cry. I wanted to cry. Yes, she starts going, it was horribly mean.

It was horribly mean. Okay, it was horribly, horribly. If you don't mind, I'm not like this jacket, okay. Well, I'm not even about to get Ramona crying scene. Well, I've already given it to you about Missy, and I'm not really listening to anything else you're saying, so I'm just going to go buy this jacket right now. Buy? You get Ramona never even answers the Missy thing.

Yeah. She just starts pretending to cry, so she doesn't have to answer. It's horrible. Horribly. Okay, it was horribly mean. So then we go back up to the Berkshires and Durinda's with Len, her estate manager I guess, and I don't know Len's official title. But basically Durinda's giving Len a pep talk and reminding Len that she is not a butler

and she is not there to serve Ramona. And so she's like, no bringing tea, no bringing wine, no nothing. Okay, you want to try this out? You want to try out some roleplay here then? Sure Okay All right, I'm the Mona okay, hey, hey, then could you please bring me a glass of peanut wire? Yes, mr. Mona. No Yeah, she's like what should I do she's not she's not doing anything to me. She's like, what should I do?

She's not doing anything to me. She's like, all right. Let's try it, generally, right. Lane, can I have a glad to be in a new eye? No, Ms. Ramona, this is not a hotel, and there's not room service, and if you want someone, go downstairs. All right, the only thing you're missing

is you crinkly face,une face bony ass slut. Okay, just just put that at the end of whatever you do. Otherwise, great job, Lynn. Great job. Hey, Lynn, have you ever heard of the concept of Shlatton Flagon? You know what? You gotta look stern, like a Gretchen soldier, right? Ha ha ha ha.

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found an oyster platter from downstairs and she's like, hey, you know what? I found you know, oyster platter here, it was funny because I'm asking you some more questions. You know, you can open up a store and here with all the stuff that we're finding here, you know what? And like, if I were ever to go someday, I know you just want to throw all that stuff out, right? I know you just want to throw all that stuff out right? I know you went over all that I'm like please don't go all miss you. So like well, I got loose for you You're probably going before me lens. You don't worry about it. That's like that's not nice Not the way it's supposed to go

Poor lad Lens like oh god, What am I doing here? She's right. I'm wasting my life in this manner. So, so Leah and Sonia are coming to the back door. And Durin is like, hey, you're going to the back door. Hey, I made my country clothes right now. Gucci sacks.

She's like, look. So she starts giving them a tour of the house. she's like, look, it's like she's swimming pool. I think it could be everything in there. You know, it was good because I wouldn't have gotten rid of all the gents that I mean the rich stuff. Hell it not flooded. So we kind of wake up.

Yeah, and here's a carpet that is so neat for me. Here's, remember when Ramon is dog pooped right here? We put a new cop. They have finally after five years, that was good. And we're seeing as she's going to the house, we're seeing like best of moments from the barcurs. So see like, I cooked, I cleaned, I made it nice. And we see like, he don't touch the mug, let us.

And we also see the shot of Dorenda, like putting her face in the cake, and we hear the wanker, why did you do that? So, Sunya gets Hannah's pink room and Durinda is going to give Lee of the Moroccan room and she tells us, you know, if nothing happens in the Moroccan room, I don't even go in there. I should just keep it locked.

There wasn't that like, I feel like that was Tinsley's room for a few seasons, the Moroccan room. I didn't even go in there. I should just keep it locked. That wasn't that like, I feel like that was Tinsley's room for a few seasons, the Moroccan room. Yeah. I didn't think she did get the Moroccan room. And I liked at the end of the tour. She's like, I feel like the guy from the Hamptons is so boring. Because remember, Dorenda was the one who's like, I don't like going out house tours. I think it's gross. And then she's giving a house tour. Yeah. And she waits to be order with herself until it's done. Yeah, although I guess the difference is that these people are actually staying in the house. So a house tour actually has a functional quality to it. Yeah, they're like seeing her redo and everything.

And I know. Yeah. So Ramona, Ramona and Luanna and the car together and Ramona is like, you know what? I still understand what to predict. So man, I just lose. she loses, she goes nuts. And she's like, you know, one thing I know about Durinda is that she gets really mad and then she says, sorry.

So I'm just gonna pretend nothing happened and she's praying, Kai, very religious. Bring flowers, okay? And so then they're talking about this whole thing about how Durinda got mad, Ramona is not having a party for Sonya Or like not combining it. I'm on it. I was like no party had two parties for Sonya You know and the way I'm like no, well, we'll just do a party for Sonya. That's all we'll do it I'll be a separate thing. I was like, you know what? I agree

You know you and I are actually starting to think so much alike these days and then goes getting sharp and your old age. Huh Girl you just never noticed, Kai? It was very, very smart. Nice try, Oldie Mick Olderson. It's like, now, you're kind of smart. Now, your vocabulary is a different story. Oh, just kidding, Ramona. What would we do without our Ramona is honest?

And almost like on cue, the women show up at Blu's Sun Man and we just hear their voices, we hear Lohans say, well I'm glad we have a gorgeous day. Our Ramona goes, yes, nice. It's pretty to look at all the foliage and trees, which it's funny because she says foliage wrong. And also, if you look at the landscape, it's like November and all the leaves are gone.

It's like all dead trees. Well, look at all the foliage over there. Wow, look at that invisible foliage, gone. It's like all dead trees. Wow look all the foliage over there. Wow look at that invisible foliage everywhere. Beautiful. So inside Duranda and Sonia like look at Lee's waist. Look at that. I mean she's so little. Sonia's like oh love your waist. It's darling. I'm very happy for you. It's just very painful for me to look at Might if I hang up a bath towel around it's way don't have to I can block the view a little bit. Thanks Chiquitas! Ola Chiquitas Oh look at this carpet. It's so rich looking

So Ramona comes in with fire us for Durinda and She's like, you know what? I just want to make peace with you, okay? She's a little very beautiful in my land. She goes, yeah, like you for Tarrinda and she's like, you know what? I just want to make peace with you, okay? She's a little bit serious, beautiful in my life. She goes, yeah, like you. Cause you're beautiful darling on the inside, in the out, please don't hit me, okay? Yeah, and then she tells us, you know what?

She's not really mad at me, okay? She's mad at life. She feels like she feels like life has cheated her. Oh, that's it, that's it. Okay, that's what it is. All right, she feels like life has cheated her. Bluup, that's it. Okay, that's what it is. Alright, she feels like life has cheated her. Bloop. Oh, I didn't remind her, just bloop.

She just came up with a brand new saying all by herself. I can't wait till that's adopted into the English language. It's gonna be great, Monok. So during this, I can't know what I hate giving to her again. Okay. I gave it to Citigrune. It's like nice. It's Rue, we can sit in.

Okay. And guess what, Luan, you're in the fish room. And now Luan is like, ready? She's like, okay. I know I'll be put back in the fish room. Just prepare yourself to laugh at it, Luu. You can do it. You're a professional.

You are a performer. So she walks in and during his, it's kind of funny But during this put the shark like under the covers. So Luanne like jumps on the bed and it's like kissing the shark Oh, I've missed you. I've missed you want to be in my show. You won't get paid more than 35 cents. What'd be in the show? What'd be in the show? And Ramona lots of the swordfishes in her bed too. And she's like, yo, what? I believe in positive energy in her bed too, and she's like, yo, what? I believe in positive energy. So I say, you know, what? I'm gonna be positive, and then she's gonna be positive

back in me, okay? And I'm throughout. Yeah. So then, they're now they're all downstairs. And Ramona goes up to Durrinda, and she's like, excuse me, Durrinda, I brought my suitcase thing because I brought my sweater and I'm gonna get my sweater out

because I'm like, really, I'm getting a little chilly, okay? And like, can I open my suitcase to take a sweater out? Because like, it looks a little messy and you're a foyer, okay? And we just see like her bag is in the foyer. And this entire thing was just her way of trying to get Durinda to get someone to bring the suitcase after her room. That's what this is all about.

Like this and I'm sorry that I want to get my sweater at my suitcase which is in your foyer. It's just in your foyer. It looks a little messy, okay? Just want to remind you that my suitcase looks messy in your foyer. Yeah, you know what? I know this isn't a hotel and you don't have a bell hop, but I'm not sure what to call the bell hop at a non-hotel.

So if you just give me the word to call then, I'll call her and tell her to take my suitcase upstairs. So, Guy, do you have one of those like magical transports? The transports bags up to closets. Okay, I think that happened. I mean, that's what always happens because I leave my bag in a doorway and I get up to my room and my bags will be there. Okay, I just wonder if you have the technology here. So, Leah is talking to Luann and she's like, um, did you see what Elise posted today? I mean, it's all fettin' games until you piss me off. Like, what does that mean? She goes, well, I think I know. Ramona. I mean, you told me that she blocked her on social right. And Duryna's like, no, Ramona Black, well, not Black, she unfollowed her. And the way it goes, well, blocking and unfollowing, are two very different things.

Yes. By the way, first time this question has ever been asked. Did you see what at least posted last night? Yeah. Blocking and unfollowing. I mean, two different things. In fact, I wrote a song about it. Hit it boys. Three, two, one. Blocking and unfollowing. Two different things. One, you totally disappear. And one you just are there, but all it looking. Blocking and not following.

And there it is. I have never been blocked. At least I can't see the same thing. I'm trying. I think that when you're blocked, you may not. One of us should block her. And then we could could like you have now been officially blocked by someone to render You welcome So Luanne's like, well Durrindino's exactly what she's doing. She invited Elise who has a problem with Ramona

Because she's just another pawn in this game of chess I don't think it was I don't think it was, I don't think that was a, I don't think Elise coming was upon. I think Elise is like kind of on the show this season. I think it's just like standard cast obligations. Pity the child who lost their mother. Pity the child you do. That's from chess, the musical.

I just wanted to get that in there. Okay, so anybody was wondering. Bet and I are working on a sequel called Checkers. Hit it, boys. Three, two, one. KING ME, KING ME. I'm moving straight while you're going diagonal. KING ME.

So, to remember, I really, really, really can't for length. I made someone's favorite chicken Billy's Canadian version, okay, and Ramona's like, well, you know what? I love chicken The saying you're doing such great shopper and what such an amazing person so cool. I love you chicken Even your chicken scorches guy So So then Elise shows up. She's like hello. I'm here. It's everyone's favorite friend Elise. Hello. Hello. And Ramona here is there. She's just like, whoa, sounds like Elise.

So everybody pretends that they care, you know, and Elise comes in and hugs and kisses everybody. Ramona just ignores her, but like blinks her eyes and like moves her head back on her neck a lot. Yeah, there's like a really strong like panel of sun on her face because of what like the light coming through the windows. So like she's like her her like her disinterest in the lease is under extreme spotlight. It's like it's on you can't even ignore it because there's literally a spotlight on Ramona's face just staring straight ahead and

doing that like really cold like I want you to go away right now. Okay, I want you to go away right down to the holdest chicken on my fork in front of my face until Lisa leaves this house. Okay, I don't know if I'm seeing spots or if it's just a lease. Okay. So yeah, so they all sit down and then they start talking about balls. They're having this whole conversation about balls.

Yeah, what was that? I know they're talking about like, oh you got two balls. Oh, she's got balls. You got balls. I want something like I have one ball. Oh, that's kind of you. One ball, Leo over there. It was a one and dad kind of thing. She's like, one and done. It's going into show. Fuck kill one ball two ball three ball So they give it cheers and everything and then to render shows release her room and she's like, hey, are you gonna catch Romon at least she's like, well, you know what she wants to do she wants to pretend nothing happened Well something happened. There's a kind of friend with something happened There's a kind of friend with something happened. There's a kind of friend with nothing happened

There's a kind of friend that would walk you dog if you're out of town Even though something might have happened, but you don't know if it happened But the silly friend of the walking you dog. What kind of friend am I? You know what? Darynda will never miss an opportunity to make Ramona squirm and That's all I have to say about that. I just wanted to say that to the world. Okay. And Dora is like, I would be half broken if I were you. Half broken. And she is well, I do feel betrayed. She is no. Well, half broken is really insane. I really, the keyboard keys half broken. Right. You need to take the money with you.

So then they go all good downstairs. They're on the kitchen and they're all standing around, drinking wine from these wine glasses that'll have fish in the stems. Did you notice that? Wait, they had wet in the stem fish like the stems were designed where it's like you know Normal glass them is just like a stem. It's just like a straight line, you know But like midway through the stem. There's like there's like fish. It's actually like molded out of glass and like painted It's like a stained glass fish in the stems It's like molded out of glass and painted. It's like a stained glass fish in the stems. I didn't know that it's that funny. It's like, it's definitely, it's weird because Durinda has so much eccentric furniture

and stuff in her house. At a certain point, it all kind of works. You know, I don't know if you saw in the background of one scene in the living room, there's one of those seats. You know those seats, I forget what they're called, where it's like a bench, but there's like an S-shaped railing in it, so that way like when two people sit on it,

they're like backs or two each other, but then they can like sort of turn and face each other. You know those benches? Yeah, so she had one of those and the backings of that were like giant scallop shells. Like there was like, it's definitely like, there's like a weird mermaid aquatic thing going through this house. There was like a serpent in the weird mermaid aquatic thing going through this house

There's like a serpent in the fireplace. Well, that would explain what it looks like she comes her hair with a fork And Alisa's too smart for these girls because she sees exactly what they're doing, you know She's like to Rindin Sonia about instigators. You know, she's like, to Rindin Sonia, of both instigators. You know, she just loves to watch Ramona squarm. So here I go. I'm going to very slowly put cream in a coffee. Let's see what happens. So they're talking about like,

oh, that one night was crazy. This is crazy. I don't know, I don't know. And at least goes, what night was this and Duran de Gauss. Then night you were, tonight you were disinvited to, huh? Hey, you were disinvited. You goes The night you were tonight you were disinvited to huh? Hey, you

And so you go snow no I invited you and Ramona cuz you what I don't think you ever invited in the first place Cuz but I invited her just but why wouldn't you invite me Ramona? Why wouldn't you and the Ramona does that I'm mad at you So I'm gonna shrug three times with my head pulled all the way back. Well I crossed my eyes to stare at the ground. Okay here's what's gonna happen. Okay I mean I tell the story okay. Basically what we're down is that you said I'm gonna go I'm gonna be going home with you and I said no I'm gonna be going out and you go where you going out and I said I'm gonna go out with you. I have girls okay and I have seen these girls and I've seen these girls like 12 years ago.'re all gonna get Omar's,

but you're gonna see each other be like, whoa, can you believe what happened 12 years? That's like four times, four times, three. That's four, the three fourths in road. That's like Avery going to college, three times in road. Okay, it's a lot of time. A lot of time to happen for Avery. And so much has happened with Avery.

And it's like, you know what Avery? I'm so glad that future Avery from 12 years ago, but now it's 12 years in the future is here. Right now with my best friend Avery at Omar's and Avery and Omar getting married and Omar's actually my son now. Guess what Omar's my son and I were best friends. Avery and Omar and I were going on a boat together in the Hampton's and I'm just being myself going to dinner on Saturday nights with Omar and Avery okay.

She's still here, she's still talking to me, anyone? And Elise is like, well you were going to a club. What's the difference if I go to a club with these girlfriend? Because you know what? If you want to have this conversation, I would like to do it privately, okay? And then I was like, no, I like this. Yeah.

Do it here. Fight, fight, fight. So there goes, let's just have it right now. I'm next to the cake. Um, and Elise is like Ramona has a reputation for blowing up friendships and part of what she does is make you feel insignificant. And she was successful.

So she's like, okay Ramona, now let's fast forward to the second time at Omar's. Omar Knightmare part two. She's like, what? Could you slow me your voice? Classic Ramona. She's like, you know, it's just, you know, it's what my father used to do, okay? It's like what my father, whoa, whoa, oh my God, what's crazy? Whoa, at least standing there, this reminds me of this one time.

There's a little girl, and I was like talking, and I got excited. I was like, hey, dad, and then Jody and partsmiths had stopped shouting. A little girl, you should never shout to the day. I only speak in a very quiet voice, okay? Sorry, I'm sorry, but that's the truth. Yeah, my father used to do that, so we have to talk about, okay, get a bit of a voice and be a trigger.

So Elise is like, okay, fine. So she walks off and Lee is like, ah, she's gonna gaslight Elise. I was a victim of Ramones in Rhode Island. We get the already classic scene of Ramona making her cry because she felt like she was talking to you, badly, which reminded her of her abusive father, fuck Ramona.

So then, so we go into the living room and we just hear, like we don't even know what they're talking about, but Ramona goes, you know, you just have to be on your own and develop your friendship. So, gotically okay. So she's already, clearly she's trying to make Elise feel bad. Like, she's trying to like create a narrative

that Elise is just always hanging on stealing Ramona's friends, but they've known each other for like 20 years. So, it's ridiculous, right? Yeah, and all girls come in. So, the girls come in. And she's like, you know what? One thing I both do is when I have a problem

with my girlfriends, you know what? I do what theyon-one, okay? I don't go around telling people Nah nah nah, yeee, yeee, yeee, I don't take sides, okay? So the fact that you're talking to everyone that really takes me off I'm gonna say that right now, okay? And at least goes, uh, she goes, no! Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, let me talk, okay? Let me talk! Heh, at least it's like, uh, this is such bullshit. When you have problems with one of our friends, you talk to me about it all the time.

And the renders just like, ee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e- I shit my friends, you know what? And you don't appreciate what I've done for you, okay? And I'm sorry you feel this way, but you don't appreciate my sacrifices, okay? Yeah, you're welcome for stealing all my friends, okay? Okay, I'm sure my friends, let's clink. And she's like, I'm not gonna clink with you Ramona. She's, you know what? It's not my responsibility to make sure you get along with all my friends.

You stole from me, okay? And the way I'm just turns the other woman and goes, shh, this is better than Broadway. Okay. And she's like, well, it's your responsibility to treat turns the other woman and goes, shh, this is better than Broadway. And she's like, well, it's your responsibility to treat me with respect, Ramona. You know, I ask you at the Halloween party, what kind of friend I am? Do you want me to do the monologue again? Cause I'll do it.

So what? That night, me and your friend had a major altercation, okay? You are so narcissistic. Narcissistic. There's two in there, not so, okay, you are so narcissistic Narcissistic There's two in there, narcissistic Alright, you gotta get the two THS in there Narcissistic, we're mongering Sorry, I was distracted by all the foil jets outside

I was like, yeah, just don't chime in anybody, alright We're just the audience It's not a Q&A section where people inevitably ask so who would you marry? FQ. All right girls. I mean you can't buy tickets for this kind of shit, okay? But what you can buy tickets for is a very successful cabaret or starting yours truly count as LuandolaApps. Thank you. Thank you We're all like you know what you stop Stop it. Okay, you come up to me and you're like you And like that that that you don't pay attention to me. Okay, now what's going through it? Like I never said you don't pay enough attention to me

I said you can't compartmentalize things like you know what girl enjoy my friends join my friends Clank me clank me join my friends Just like I let you enjoy my husband and my family and my chicken with the ketchup Oh my god, you're turning me on Listen I share everything with you. What's a big deal? She goes, oh yeah, but when you went to Omar's and she says, I was pissed at you. You know what? I'm not doing this in front of everyone. If you want to talk about it with me,

we can do it over here, okay? Cause I do not have conflicts with other people in front of other people, okay? And then in the way, I was like, Willa Ramona seems to have selective memory on that front. And then of course, I was waiting for this. It's like, how long is it gonna take these producers to give us the montage?

And here we have a montage, a Ramona fighting with people in public, like fighting with John at his laundry party with Ray and the background. Get trash, rude, rude, you're trash. Ramona, yeah. What was that story? It was a birth force. It was like, yeah, it was some sort of like Christmas It was like a Christmas time. I was like uh you can come and shop exclusive shopping She was making this staff move all of their trees. It was a bird house. Yeah, I

Then of course the classic Ramona confronting Bethany to be like Bethany Why why don't you split us? Okay? It's like I don't want to talk about this wow Bethany wow Why don't you spot us, Kay? And then he's like, I don't wanna talk about this. Wow, Bethany, wow. Ah. Ha ha ha ha. Running off and then putting her face right in the camera.

Wow, but. So good. So funny. So then Ramona and Alisa talking, because now they're in private again. And she's like, you know what? Let's talk about it with me and you, Kay, because I don't need an audience, Kay.

The way I was disappointed, which you know, I was disappointed, was you know, I was disappointed at the Halloween party. And then the music comes in and it's like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Durational or whatever I'm like that's not gonna catch on Durational I don't know I'm just gonna try to suggest you know like you know like they say that like I'm not the Ramona coaster like that She's like durational, you know, it's like the word duration doesn't really make sense, but I like to say it okay Yeah, and she's like she went off on me, okay, and you saw I had to leave the room because I wanted to cry Because I love to leave the room because I wanted to cry because I loved to print a photo.

And so Durinda in the other room was like, you know what? She came up to me and said, you're drunk! With that classy, the wind, with that classy. She was, well, I don't think anyone was right in this situation. Yeah, she's like, I'm gonna be honest with you. And because I love you and Durinda, like six out of fingers,

like don't do that, be careful. And Lea's's like, Leah makes a face like, oh my god. Like her face is basically like, wow, the like Durinda just, Durinda just like turned, you know? And but then Durinda sees it because exactly Leah see, look at her face. Her face is saying, Luian, don't you dare not defend DurindaArenda. It's clear that's what Lia's face says. So actually I wasn't saying that at all. Yeah, thank you, Lia. You see what the face you said right now. You're a stupid bitch and you better back it up, bitch.

All right. You can see Lia's face clearly says, I can't believe anyone would get dragged to Larry Scott and be told to do promotion and they're not giving the thanks and not having allowed any of their input during any of that time. That's clearly what Lee as face says. I think I love during that, but there is no speaking the truth to Trin-Tah. You will get your head chopped off, kinda like in a communist regime.

Yeah. And the man goes, listen, I know Ramona is far from fucking perfect. Ha! I mean, we all know, but the toast was a little dark and mean, and to be like, hey, we're just in dark at all, and it just cuts to her saying, shud and fracking. Okay? You know what you got? You got shogun flagon, okay?

You try to get happy, instead of both the people's fault. You're terrible to stone, and you're not nice. You're a shit human being. I hope you fall out the window and die. I don't think that would work. I'm so near with her chicken bone, bone like yeah, I'm not like so me Yeah, she just like how's that ladle where she just like getting that grog out, you know Yeah, during the like you better chap Louie. You better get right now

I'm so nice like you are defending that devil just defending the devil. I would never defend the devil Although we did trade my soul for an amazing Cabaret career, so it's not as bad as people say He's actually quite charming So then Durin is like you know what it is mean is to go and yell out in front of your entire group on the megaphone With everyone the entire internet watching to say that you are drunk. You're drunk I'm like Durin does not she did not yell it out in front of the entire internet watching to say that you're drunk, you're drunk. I'm like, Dorenda, that is not what she did not yell it out in front of the entire room.

That did not happen to her. You were in her face, you were up in her face and you were wobbling. And based on your previous track record, Ramona was fairly, like her inference was fairly sound and you just didn't like to hear it. Yeah, I don't think Ramona never said that maybe you accidentally pressed play on your on your podcast app or something and heard me screaming, you're a drunk. You're a drunk. That was me. It was the only I like the only the only way for remote for a Dorenda to think that Ramona had broadcast out that Dorenda's drunk the entire party would be if Dorenda were drunk

enough to not really remember that correctly. Yeah, Dorenda's drunk to the entire party would be if Dorenda were drunk enough to not really remember that correctly. Yeah, Dorenda's just making shit up now. And so Dorenda's, by the way, drunk. So sorry. She is wasted in the scene because there's so many shots of her sitting on that couch

where you can see she's trying to do that. She's like, her chin is down, she's trying to focus. She's like, if I drop my chin, that means my eyes would be able to focus more. Yeah, you know. She's got a lot of finger pointing and you know, earring bobbling. Going on.

Yes, she wasted. So then with Alisa and Ramona, Alisa, like here's what I saw happen. Listen, I've been one of your very good friends. I have a lot of good friends, okay? I have like 50 girlfriends, come to my friends, okay? I have like 50 girlfriends come to my birthday, okay? I'm having 50 girls. It's just like, oh, and you don't consider me one of your close friends.

I have 50 close friends, okay? You're 50 close friends and you're not even. Okay, let me try to put this in a way that you'll understand. You got your friends that like a crab cake for an appetizer. You got your friends that like a crab cake for an appetizer. You got your friends that like a garden salad. And you got your friends who just want a bowl of soup. Which friend am I? You're what?

I've got a girlfriend. I introduce you to them, okay? You should know because you stole 50 girlfriends, okay? Look in your bag, friends, dealer. And so like listen, you have a lot of social friends Ramona. We're in the same social circles and we and in the Hamptons and if you think I'm on par with 50 social friends Ecclulus You know I'm in the background. Lennon's just doing the dishes and you know, she's just like these crazy bitches

Everyone just keeps pulling her face back in a twitch it cracks me up because she's so caught in this whole episode I'm so cute. What just embrace all my episode. I'm just like, you know what? Just embrace all my friends, okay? Just keep them breaking up and appreciate what I've done for you, okay? I wish I could clink you, clink. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go into another room, you'll never find me. Oh God, she's following me to the other room.

I can't believe she was able to find me in the other room, okay? Okay, I'm running again. Every time I've done a change in the room, someone goes, she's running girls But there's nowhere for a monotagos. She's just going between like basically the same three rooms So now Ramona and Elise are back in the living room and I don't know is doing this She's like, you know, I just you know, it's just a leash appreciate me. Okay. I'm the victim here, okay Oh, I introduced all of my 50 closest girlfriends to her and that's what I've done okay and Elise is like I always appreciate you but you shouldn't appreciate me well I always appreciate you I don't

know your name but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate you okay there's just something you know I think there's something wrong with you right now there's just something wrong I think I think you're like neuroticly wrong right now well Ramona did you say to Duranda your drunk or did you say you're drinking? Which did you say? Because apparently you make some kind of a difference. And when I was like, you know what? I used the wrong D word. Okay?

What I meant to say was you mean to me. This is a D word. Okay? You mean to me. Which basically means, you, I don't know. Maybe you went to big school. What do I know? Why you mad at me for saying you're smart at school?

Yeah. And then, and so now, now Dur to render now to render his honor to her. First she's like, turns to Luann's like, you know what I wanted you to stick up for me because she was mean to me, you know? And then and then she's telling Ramona, you know, I don't feel like you're happy being with us anymore. I mean, like, you know, we went to Larry Scott, you know, you didn't even tell us that we're just there to promote Larry Scott. And now like I was I was not bored to promote Larry Scott, you know, you didn't even tell us that we're just there to promote Larry Scott And now like I was I was an onboard to promote Larry Scott

I you know you told me that we're gonna be promoting Larry Scott like I'm furious. I never said I wanted to promote Larry Scott We were just props you we were perhaps props to you Ramona We were props and we're gonna go see what know what? You were drinking water sugar, okay? Yes, you were drinking sugar. And I'm trying to go, uh, drinking again. But eating, okay? You know what, my words are getting messed up. Maybe you were just so sugar high, guy.

Oh, so now I'm just sugar high, huh? Yeah, you know what, Ramona, why would you ever not let somebody sit at your table at an Oma? I mean, that's mean. At Oma, it's at Omas. And then every moment, Rimmona, why would you ever not let somebody sit at your table at home? I mean, that's mean. At home? It's at home! And then every moment, I was like, which table? It wasn't even my table.

It wasn't even a table, okay? It was a large ottoman, okay? They're not even qualified as a table, okay? Totally irrelevant. So, Derenna's like, look around, Rimmona. Lazy get home. Lazy get people, right now. She goes, I see it, blue eyes, okay? Get it, I get home. Lazy your people, right now. She goes, I see it, blue eyes, okay?

Get it, I get it. A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- Who loves you? So then Ramona, she basically runs out of excuses. It's kind of like, you know, when you scroll on Instagram for too long and they say, you're all caught up, you've seen everything, you're like, what? So Ramona goes, you know what? There's nothing to say, you know what? Like I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing what, what am I saying? What am I saying?

And they just all start laughing at her because she like literally have, like I lost in her own excuse. And then all of a sudden Ramona stands up and then Durrinda stands up and they laugh and hug and collapse down onto Durinda's couch. And so, and you're like, don't that hermonipi that you. And then Durinda tells us, she was like,

you know what, you know what, I'll tell you, like was I aggressive, absolutely. But you know what, she'll do twice before she calls me drunk again. I'm like, no, she will not think twice. She's gonna do it many more times in your life. Also, I'm starting to break it to you, but you're always drunk.

Okay, like, why are you so offended? Who cares? Yeah, people told me I'm drunk all the time. Guess what, they're right, who cares? So they're laughing away on psychos. You know the other night, I thought the grim reaper was gonna come in on Halloween and trying to go,

oh please, you don't even know what happened. You would lick your own party. Yeah, you're back bitch. She goes with very aggressive? Yes. Do I regret it? Nope. Nope. So then Elise, now, because this is why Elise will never get respect from Ramona, because she does not stand her ground. And so like, and she's also like not as fun as

Derinda so like Derinda and Ramona are like like laughing together and hugging and so then Elise sort of like walks over slowly and goes am I a special girlfriend and was like yes absolutely and then like Elise basically like begs for the hug Everybody gives her like one of those totally insincere apology is which is like you know I'm sorry. I made you feel bad because you know because you you are a special friend and that's why I included you here What she didn't what she did that's why I share all my friends with you. Okay, sad person And then Elise I totally ruins the vibe. She's like, all right, I'm gonna sit on you now because she got to sit on your lap. So I'm gonna sit on your lap.

So she's like, sits there and the more I was like, you're a little heavy, okay? You're a little heavy, but that's okay. She goes, am I heavy? She goes, yeah, it's a rig, though. It's a right, sad person, okay. Ramona was so pissed, because she was having like a fun moment with Durinda.

And then like Elise is like, Womp, Womp. I want to have fun moments too. So later Durinda sees Elise in the house. Like, oh, you should give in easily. Just I gave in. They have the same fights over and over because there's no resolution these people. So then Durinda is making a fire. Drunk and towel. there's no resolution these people. So then Dorado is making a fire, drunken hell. It's hilarious. It's hilarious. More

things than the wind at that one time. Yeah. And she's talking to Ramona and she's saying, no, but just me please, but I'm gonna put this piece of work. Okay, there's a top of a cat. It's how you do it. Right? Okay. You know what, could you hand me that piano? Just really love it. It's how you do it, right? Okay, can you hand me that piano? Just really love it here. It's pretty good, you know, right? Well, well, actually, Dorenda, I didn't share this with the rest of the group, but recently I've been spending weekends alone at the Hampton's in my house, okay?

I don't have anyone come, I just stay with myself. Maybe I'll go out for dinner, maybe it's two couples, and that's it. And sometimes I take an Uber, and sometimes I drive, sometimes I take one road, sometimes I take another, and then it's just, you know, it's just good to spend time with me. I'm good with it, okay? What do you see? I appreciate this.

This has been Ramona with the Ramona update, okay? I love being alone now, okay? Durant is like, you need to meet someone who loves it, but she's you in every way, yeah. Is it impossible? No, it's gonna be hard, right? Probably someone, you know, doesn't keep it, you gotta hear. impossible? No, it's gonna be high, right? Probably some like, you know, doesn't keep it, you're gonna hear. You know what? That's good I can't.

You sweet someone who's got really good earmuffs. It's gonna be great, my man. I believe in you. Yeah, you know what? A lot of men are intimidated by us because we're financially independent, we're strong, we're personal. Kai, um, and uh, they're just talking about how really most men are not very strong and risk. Yeah, oh you need his win You know, maybe he's hiding out the grocery store. I mean that Joe Farrell party. I mean that was terrible That was awful that Joe Farrell party am I right and I wait? I remember I was like whoa first of all Dwindis doesn't even know how to meet a man and actually two men for that party called me to ask me out and the very eligible Very successful and sort of me my criteria Kai and actually two men from that party called me to ask me out and they're very eligible,

they're successful, and sort of meet my criteria. Kay, that's bullshit. Sort of meet my criteria that like she just sort of glossed over that part. Did you see the ridden, did you notice Durintos shirt? This is where I noticed Durintos t-shirt for the first time. She's wearing a t-shirt, like a short sleeve t-shirt and then right above the cuff like between her armpits and the cuff There's like a row of tassels or a row of like fringe You know like from a 20's flapper dress. It's just like really long armpit hair kind of

It's weird. It's a weird shirt So now now that the room just made this, everyone has like back in the living room. It's just funny, they really just go from room to room to room because they were just all in the living room and then I guess they went to the kitchen, now they're all back in the living room by the fire. And Dorenda, Dorenda has busted out the Twister, which I feel like the last time we saw this Twister was on the original berserk shores, we're not the original, but the super famous one. Because remember, didn't she try to, when everyone was fighting, wasn't she trying to get a Twister game going,

like with Bethany and Luanne refining, she's like, I want to break Twister, Twister, anyone. We're all like, we're staying here for dinner then. Kai? So he's like, yeah, let's start a pizza. And Lee is like, I'm gonna take a thirst trap photo right now. She starts posing and so you go,

well, look at your stomach. I mean, you don't have a foop or anything. I mean, it's so tight. Yeah, and basically, they're like joking. She's like, well, I don't have anything going in there. They start talking about sex and stuff. And then Sony starts saying how she just doesn't like big dicks. And Leah's like, you know what I want?

I want to talk to my bot. And they're like, oh. Jeez. So what's wrong with that? it's funny goes I travel line somewhere Sometimes yeah, I'm like you've had anal of from the pirate So then the wind's like girls. Let's get take out Chinese Chinese girls and during because hanging a wet let's keep drinking I didn't notice that but of course of course And we it's like all right, don't worry. I'm not gonna throw anything tonight

I'm not gonna drink too much and then I go except shade Oh, you can see that in my cabaret act my very successful cabaret act Mary Mary sleep with kill So then Luana Sonia are looking out the window and the man's like look at that the mountain range and Sonia's like yeah Purple mountains majesty am I right? Am I right? I'm having my own cabaret show called America. Let's fuck it So America let's say that it to anal to us sometimes I'm gonna lick America's asshole So so that they're all like admiring some his ass like Leo's like oh my god

So no you have the best ass like yes, it does it does get me far in the world. That's for sure. Yes the best ass. I'm like, yes, it does. It does get me far in the world. That's for sure. Yes. What's the better ass at the townhouse or my ass? My ass because no one can take that away from me. It's like, uh, hi. I'd like to introduce you to Father Time. Father, I've got all of you here. So then, um, then in the kitchen, now it's like fun times elesis here. So she's with, I think she's with Leah and she's like Oh my gosh, I can't drink too much. I'm going to get wasted like wow at least you're really out of control right now You got to really rain it in rain it in so Luana's telling the group well my girl

Sonia and I are gonna do a show together and we're gonna go so you gonna pay her? What are you gonna pay her this time and so you go she never pays me? Yeah, she's like joke. He's like oh she never pays me and they goes shut the duck up Get a girl's I use dog instead of fuck little joke a little something from the cabaret or good Shut the fork up Ramona Shut the flip up am Am I right? Am I right, sensors? And Sonya's tells us, well, it's not that I don't have a good time doing any kind of performance with her, but I have a family to support and people that depend on me other than Luan. Like Luan's cabaret is going to pay those bills. So Luan's like, I want to bring Sonya into my show because I love her. I love her and I was like well then pay your ten thousand or five thousand or something like that And so he goes how she wants to exploit me and then Luan

Leases her shit just exploit you. I don't need you go fuck yourself. What should I say go? Don't talk yourself Well, you can not leave you got to pay it. It's just what I do pay her $225 and run because you only pay it 200 dollars Well, I have Broadway actors. It's a Broadway actors And Durant and Ramona at the same time goes she's not a Broadway actor like being a real housewife is Way, way, way above being a Broadway actor. I know No, you're not so don't pretend you're a Broadway actor because

you're not. I know, Tommy Tune. I have major Broadway talent in my show. Amazing comedians, amazing singers. I'm not gonna pay Sonya Morgan more money than them to take off her dress at my show. I don't need you in my show. It's because you're being mean to me. I love you need you in my show and so because you're being mean to me I love you because you're my friend and if you love being in my show then great, but otherwise I don't need you Run to guess you're not valuing her okay So what do you mean? I don't value her and so because you gave me two twenty five that doesn't even cover my hair and makeup You have made me feel like like you don't appreciate it and guess what? I don't want you in the show and then when Storm's out of the room, I go, I don't need you. My own Cabaret show,

that's very huge. And guess what? You're not a part of it. And I tried to include you and you made me feel bad about it. I've gone. And now Sonja's crying. She's like, but I just said I can't do it for free. I mean, she wanted me to do it for free. Which, Sonia admittedly, she's paying you to $25. What do these people think that she makes for these cabaret shows? I know. And why doesn't Sonia just have some self-respect and say, no, I'm not doing it? Or just, it is sort of like your friend. Just like do it. I don't know. It's, so Luan's like, you're done. You're done. I don't want you in my show. How's that? You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done. Don't want you in my show how's that you're done you're done you're done you're done don't want you in my show you bitch you don't want me no you're done when keeps like storming off and talking to yourself and it storming back into the room and going you're done I mean like I'm not joking when I said you're

done that many times like she said it that makes you episode you're done You're done. You're you'll never work in this small theater again And then she's pacing around the hallways going. I don't even want you in my show you bitch And Sonia's crying and then Durinda pretends to cry because now she's got someone to yell at Lou Ann with her Which is really all she needs, you know. Yeah, so she's like, don't let her talk to you like that, so no, you did not let her talk to you like that. Sarah, to fuck up at her fingers coming out now, and then, you know, and Leah's like, where are the good time Luan go? I mean, I've heard about this side of her, but like, wow, I've never seen it before and Sony is just like cry and

to him is like yeah warrior I am a warrior I'm a fighter I'm not a warrior I'm not a warrior I totally heard that wrong I was I was really laughing at my version during the cuz being warrior that's not acceptable behavior she goes I'm not a warrior I'm a comedian. Emily is like, oh, like Fanny Price. That's the only really old funny person I could think of. And so that Ramona's gone after Luan. She's like, you know what? Luan. That's not what she meant, Luan. Oh, yeah, she did. Oh, yeah, she did. And now Luie, I'm as like a sunset boulevard model. It is, she's like a man.

I don't need her. I do a great job on my own. I'm very successful. I'm on a very successful, national tour. You think I need her? I don't. That bitch. I gave her a chance.

Because I love her. And I wanted to make it fun But guess what she thinks she's gonna be the star of my show. Well, guess what? She's sadly mistaken. I also like that she also in the middle of that she wound up saying like I don't need her She's horrible. She's horrible Which is kind of like a nice call back to To Ramon or this episode going she's horribly mean She's horribly mean like horrible is having a great day great great episode for horrible So in the other room, so you're still crying like I love her

Right she doesn't love you So yeah, and then we was like whoa that's that's harsh It's like she doesn't let's not low That's not acceptable. She could but she asked me to do her so for free. Not even free. She asked me to pay her to be in her show That's how much you You want me to send up you cuz I'll send up for you cuz I'm a warrior, okay? Bank bag. I am the warrior. So you know what cuz you weak you weak. Are you weak? Are you weak? Sonia Morgan. Are you weak? Sonia Morgan.

Let me be strong for you, Sonia. Cause you just sat there and you accepted it. That fucking bitch. Yeah, it's for them. Yeah. By the way, Leah, I know Leah is sitting there and she is like, what is happening? She is like, oh my God. I'm going to be sober only cause otherwise I'll miss these great moments.

So, so now Luanne is like pacing around and she's like, well, she's just being a really resentful, horrible friend right now and then Durinda walks in and goes, yes, weak play, she's crying and you know she's weak and you do that, you do that. What's weak play? Are we talking about a off Broadway performance? Have something by check off, weak play,

anything like that? Anyone? I know Broadway You never gonna be in my show shame on you the way shame you shit on your friend who stood with you and your journey of The briley you're Dryly Durrinda forget so so quickly Durinda forget so so quickly. You were shitting on Sonia two seconds, like really in real time, like how long ago?

Yeah, like the beginning of like the last three seasons should begin like every season yelling at Sonia. Yes, and LeWand, why is anybody listening to Durin? And that too. Yeah, so then we get a montage of Sonia being there for LeWand to turn her sobriety and you're just like you want to forget that we're not forgetting it she was there so you'd be nice to her she's crying don't get involved during the and then Sonia's crying in the other room going I'm just

asking for money and the WAN psycho really she's not coming into my show she's worthless and she marks marches back into the room with Sony and she's like you you're worthless I never want to see myself you're not coming into my show it was like she was like well I guess in Bethany isn't here I'll be playing the roles of both Luann and Bethany. So here we go You're worth playing And this is here we go. I'm gonna kill them all It was amazing. It was like it was like such a Broadway Deva tantrum it was it was like something that I feel like we will always remember this this fight

Luann losing at certain points. I was, is Luan just faking right now? But I was like, I think she is really this mad. I mean, the fact that when she gets her angry tie-rays or is over-dramatic, as we always joke that they are, but then we actually see it happening, it's just so perfect. Worthless. You're never going anywhere. You're worthless.

You're worthless. And the one you... Oh my God, that was like... You're worthless. You're worthless. And we're worrying. Oh my god, that was like, man, I was like, I mean, I thought the least in Ramonophytes were pretty funny. That was funny. And then, but this from this Luan thing at the end, oh my god, I just lost my shit. I could not believe it. It's just so brilliant. This show is amazing. This is a plus material. I'm sorry, I know people, some people feel like the season has gone off the rails.

If this is going off the rails, then let it go off the rails because this is like, this is the stuff that we dream about watching. Pretty funny people. Well everyone, thank you so much for tuning in and we will be back on Monday for the big season finale of Marit & Medicine. I hope everyone has a wonderful, safe weekend,

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