Watch What Crappens - #1351 Southern Charm: Wicked Brews

Episode Date: November 7, 2020

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Southern Charm. Wow, I'm really confused about this casting choice of Pringle. Is it because Pringle is like rich and Whitney's super, because you know, Whitney and Patricia love a rich person. Like they don't care. Anything else about... Literally, that's all they care it's like I was big and I've seen it and I know that you have a famous chip name so

that's all they care about come on over we're setting you up we want to everything about you wow you seem so great like all they know is that he lives in the big house and has a snack name like that literally it and they're so excited by it. Yeah, rich people are okay with that. You're rich, me too. We have so much in common. We'll talk about some poor people.

Okay. I'm still trying to figure out who John Pringle reminds me of. It's like, I can't tell if it's a famous person or someone in my life, but it's like, it's like right here. It's like right around my eyes. It reminds me of an alcoholic

that used to work at the improv theater. I did improv that. And I think that that to work at the improv theater I did in private. And I think that that's why I'm like alcoholic like last week, that was my first impression. You know, I was like, drunk, you just drunk. Which, you know, it's fine. Normally you'd just be in my contacts list. But yeah, something about him, I was like,

that poor dick. There's some weird energy about him. He actually reminded me of, I feel like I met him like six different times at the just for less last comedy festival There's just he has some energy about him that I Comic vibe for sure. Yeah, like he does have hipster comedian vibe that I may have met in Canada like there's just something about him I'm like walking Appetite, you know, yeah, he's like a walking

Versa you know just vision of apathy You like he needs to be a flannel shirt You know, smoking out of my He used to be holding a mic and walking back and forth on the stage, but looking at his toes. Why tell us the jokes like so I went to the grocery shop the other day That was fun. It's fun to go to the grocery shop. We're last day in spring. I'll tell you something about that. Yeah So anyway that guy That was fun. It's fun to go to the grocery shop. We're here last day. It's pretty cool. I'm gonna tell you something about that. Yeah. So anyway, that guy. So Craig does the, Craig does the welcome thing. Like, well, that previously on Southern Charm.

Bap-bap-bap-bap. It's pretty much it. This all I have to say. It wasn't very, it wasn't very helpful, except in the beginning when he's like, well, Austin and I sort of moved in together and Catherine moved in with and then we got the slow close-up of the moose knuckle again coming down the stairs. Yeah.

They really they really went to all ends of the earth to emphasize that two wrap was on last week. Like did he really have to be on the previous leaves? Did he really have to be there? For a long time and then at the end of the previous leaves, they did like a nice long shot of Thomas's face. Like, like, oh, man, we'll get married. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

So, so now we're back at Shep's Dumber Dumber party and Taylor, poor sweet Taylor, she really doesn't know what she's gotten herself into. She goes up to Madison and Austin and she's like, yeah, maybe we'll do a double date. We should do a double date. We should definitely do a double date. And they're like, no, we hate each other.

Yeah, you know what Taylor? Taylor seems very nice. She seems very sweet. She's very cute. Fuck Taylor, okay. Taylor is Brittany Cartwright, a personifiedified and you saw how that turns out when you Get with somebody horrible and then you think oh my god, but I can change them. No, you can't and You're wasting your time and you're wasting the world's time and you're giving him something to hide behind because now he acts like a good person

Because he's dating a nice person so congratulations. Yeah, I don't know I had she actually claimed that she can change ship. I don't know. Has she actually claimed that she can change Shep? I don't feel like she has necessarily said that. She hasn't said it, but she's like, Oh, do we talk bad about people? Are we supposed to be gossiping, Shep? True. Okay, so here's what I'm down with Taylor,

but not Brittany, because Taylor is like, I'm gonna hitch my wagon. I'm gonna hitch my cart. I'm gonna hitch my cart, is it gonna hit your wagon to a horse or a horse? She's hitching something. She's hitching her wagon on to, like, that is like some old school money right there. Okay, Brittany hitched her wagon onto like a tin fall ball

or something like that. Like, she was like, I'm gonna hitch my wagon. I'm gonna hitch my wagon onto that dump truck, right? Like Taylor hitched her wagon onto some legit, like, at least she's getting some family money out of that, you know? Yeah, Taylor hitched a wagon and Brittany hitched herself to like an eight ball, you know? Yeah.

It's like, Taylor hitched herself to a luxury, you know, RV. Like a bus that like a super famous person uses the tour of the country and and Brittany hitched herself to like like a bike like a bent up like a bent up stolen bike. One of those things that you put the baby in and then you bike and the baby's back there and people are driving like did someone put their baby in that little thing back there? Yeah, I don't know. I'm just not into people who date evil people. Sorry, I don't like it.

You're just as bad. So she's with him, but so far, very nice. You know, I'm like, oh my god, there's a date, guys. And Madison is talking to Austin. She comes up and she's like, well, yeah, I'm talking to the hell. Well, yeah, I'm talking about over here. And he's like, oh, you're all talking about how? Like, you're all talking about over here. And he's like, oh, double day. Yeah, we're gonna go on a double day.

It's like, it'll be fun. And Madison just kind of looks at her like, the fuck are you? So like, I like when Madison's dead eyes just focus on somebody like, I know. I feel you. I still feel a little uneasy though. Like, whenever she has, I feel like she has a strange relationship with masculinity and

femininity. Like, she seems to really get off by calling guys like pussies or like girl or whatever. Which sort of, like, that's like a little bit of a red flag to me. I'm keeping an eye on that. So just so everyone knows, guys, I'm keeping an eye on Madison's gendered insults. So, so then we see Katherine who's eyeing John, and she's like, I don't know, he's sort of like hot,

like I sort of like that. And she's telling that to Gwen's Madison and Danny, and she's like, arm, arm, arm, arm, um, sort of like blushing a little bit. And Danny's like, well, we saw you going in on ham. She's like, what are you talking about? I wouldn't go in on him. And Gwen is like, um, he were. You were like, uh, uh, and then you touched your hair that one time.

Like when does when does Madison talk? Have we just never heard her talk before? Or did she talk like nine cartons of cigarettes between last six minutes? When she go on below deck, you come back a monster. You come back a monster. I wasn't expecting that. Yeah, you were like touching you.

Yeah. Like why? Touching you me sweet Karathan Kalan So anyway, love I it was a real fine So then Patricia goes up to Leva and say hi Love I want to meet these hands a man you're with who is handsome and his name is Lamar her husband I know Lamar, her husband.

I know Lamar. Ooh. So, yeah, so Leva's there. Leva shows up with Lamar and then she leva tells Craig that she's absolutely drained. So she pulls Kath, she wants to pull Katharine aside and she wants to just squash this whole thing with Cameron. And so she pulls her side for a chat

and she's bringing her down to some downstairs area. And she's like, in my cartoon mind, I'm jumping on top of you and strangling you because I know you're lying. And she's like, don't fuck with people's families, okay? She's like, I'm gonna start by saying I was very upset. She like has really wide eyes, like she's always boring. Like she widens her eyes when she's mad. She's like, I'm gonna start by saying I was very upset. She like has really wide eyes, like she's always boring. Like she widens her eyes when she's mad.

She's like, I'm gonna start by saying I was very upset this afternoon because Craig told me what you told him and I was literally ready to like, eviscerate you. Yeah, I was like, like I saw what you said. I heard what you said and I was like seeing red. I'm like, that's because you're standing in front of Catherine, like you literally all red. It's red.

Everything is literally red right now. Oh, and then it's like, and Catherine's just like, looking away with her twin man face. She's like, who is this? So Catherine's decided she's the Tin Man today from the Wizard of Oz. I love that Catherine's just just in love with Bronzer. Like she does not care.

It's full on Tin now. Throughout. It really is. She's really into metallics. And the best part is that Leva is going off on Catherine and Catherine's just sitting there in the entire time she has on a little circus seal bow tie, like a little orange bow tie around her neck

because it's the dumb and dumber party. So she's like, erm, and I just love that she showed up in all these sequins, but just have a little silly cartoon Boatie, right? It's all over her time. And she just kind of throws her hands up like whatever. And love us like, you made up some bullshit and now you're going after my friend and people I like love and it's like bullshit and it's like a mockery. And I'm a little emotional about this Catherine. I'm a little emotional. And Catherine's just kind of looking at her like, listen, listen, first season lead cast lady.

I'm not gonna scream and yell at you at this party. So have a do what you need to do. But love is a good friend like she's just like. Leva went to, Leva is hilarious. I mean, she's a good friend. And Catherine's just sitting there and she's like, I know because I had a family that I Catherine's just sitting there and she's like, um, I know

because I had a family that I thought was beautiful too and Kim had no problem doing things to me. So yes, this is full on like grudge match five years later, you know, well, just to clear up the air, Catherine, you had Thomas. Okay. And that's a little different. People aren't just coming out and knowing where. Yeah.

So come on. I mean, Thomas for sure gas lit her. That is for sure. But Catherine was also crazy during those times. I mean, I'm on the record. Like, I was like fully supporting Cameron, all those in those early years. I fully was on the record being like,

Catherine is a crazy person. And I think that she's gone her shit together a lot over the years. And I have come to appreciate how much that Thomas, how much Thomas impacted our perceptions of Catherine. But like, I think, yes, T-Rav was in the picture. It's a little different. It's a little different.

And it's also that T-Rav, my problem with camera was always just standing up for T-Rav, you know, my problem with camera was always just standing up for T-Rav and all the boys, no matter what. You know, it wasn't till fairly recently on this show that she was ever not so often really became popular with the viewers, then camera was like, oh, I'm so sorry, you are a mother.

And now I can see that. But before she wasn't, it was like sticking up for Thomas and the shitty ones. But anyway, back to this, she's like, yeah, she had no problem fucking me over, basically. And then we see the clip again, the cams greatest hits clip of Hating Catherine. Which really is fairly loop, like it's not that bad for reality. It really is not. You know, it's not, but they really are having fun playing that footage. This is two episodes in a row where Cameron is really getting a lot of,

she's getting more screen time this season than she did last season. Last season was like one scene of her walking around in the aquarium with her child on the floor. And then this one is like, like, I don't like her. She's a crazy person. I will never associate with her, you know, like every single episode. Yeah. And Catherine's like, remember the last five years, Cameron, remember that quote, your mommy told you what goes around comes around. That's where we're at. And she's in the big open palm hand waving in this episode.

That's her new or shrugged. Yeah. So then, Leva, this is what cracked me up about Leva during this. So Leva's really just being a good friend. And she's like, you know what, if you hurt someone I care about, we'll have a problem. And I don't wanna have a problem, okay? And I just, you know what, I just wanna move forward, okay? So you know what, let's just dead it.

Let's just dead it. It's dead and, let's dead it. It's dead and done. Let's just let bygones be bygones. I'm like, Catherine hasn't said a word during this old thing, Leva. You're the one who has now gone on this arc of like, I have something to say to you.

And this is what I've gotta say. And you know what, let's just let Bikon's be Bikon. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. She's had the whole fight and the whole makeup in her own mind and Catherine's like, yeah, well, she's like, okay, fine with me, wave my palm. And she's like, it's really annoying quite frankly, because if it was me or Madison,

everybody would be like, ha ha ha, let's just keep this go and let's start a group text about it. Well, that's true, too, which is true. But you know, yeah, it is true, but Leva was being a good friend. I just, I just really enjoyed how she, the entire, like her entire story arc just happened in that one scene in her head. Yeah, but I will say Leva is very promising, making Leva lead, because I had no idea we'd only seen her a couple of times on this show and like a friend of all. So I'm happy that Lava's getting her moment. She's been around for like season.

Yeah, Lava's gonna take zero shit. So I'm here for Lava so far. I know, I'm here and she deserves better because I think, I think like her most prominent scene before this was like that one season where Craig was having some sort of event at a bar and she had to like help him put up a step-and-repeating. He's like, how do I do? He's like, oh my God. I'm leaving this show. I'll kill you. So, SEP is talking to Craig and he's like,

well, of course, the cat's out of the bag, I guess, Craig. He's like, oh my god, it was keeping cats and bags that's terrible. Do you ever think about putting a cat in a pillow? So, uh, so then they're they're talking about Peter, you know, because that's the big controversy. Peter and Liz, the big Peter and Liz controversy. And uh, yeah, Shep is like, gosh, I get to look let the cow the bag about Peter and Madison. Gars, but Austin doesn't know. And Craig's like, I'm pretty sure she bangs everyone. Oh my God. She just heard me. Because Madison is like lip reading.

She's like, she's got these just like eyes boring through you. You know, he's like, oh my God, I'm pretty sure she just heard me saying that. Oh god, she heard me. She's staring right at us out. My skin's coming off. Oh my god. And then it just cuts to Austin dancing like a jackass, you know, and then he goes over that he goes over the list. He's like, what's up? What's up? And she's like, you got to make better decisions in your life. Austin. He's like, my highlights, my highlights were the beer. The highlights were the beer. My boxer. My boxer.

My boxer's career path, the lack thereof, which one? And she's like, it's about who you date. And then we see. If you think to say, by the way, to someone, not saying she's a bitch, I'm saying it's a bitchy thing to say. Not really. I mean, I think it's a pretty normal thing to someone. I'm not saying she's a bitch. I'm saying it's a bitchy thing to say. Not really. I mean, I think it's a pretty normal thing to say. If you're like, wow, I'll just stand out my boyfriend, being your girlfriend behind our backs. So, nice choice. Well, I guess I don't know the timeline of Peter and Liz. I just think that like,

I assume that Peter and Madison had sex when they were both single. So I just think that it's weird that Liz would like go up to me like, yeah, I just thought it was rude. But if Peter did it, well, I'm not going to get dragged into the Peter and Liz drama. And it's serrated on the internet. Well, we don't even know you know. She was cheating on Austin. But anyway, she won't tell him.

He's like, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? Come on, you're being insane right now. You're being insane right now. And then it cuts to Shep, who is totally sorry about this and did not mean to do this on purpose at all by having these people at the same party to embarrass Austin. It cuts to Shep talking to some random and he's like, yes! She's

like, wait you mean Peter and Madison? Peter and Madison? Peter and Madison? He's in for China. The whole thing they were doing it. Don't tell anybody. Tell everybody. Tell everybody. He's like going up to Billy Joel, he's like, Peter and Madison. Billy Joel is like, what are you doing? He's like, well, you said, tell me about it. Peter and Madison.

That's my, I felt the need to make a joke about. Tell me. I don't know, but you know what? Billy Joel is always living in your brain and that's that's something so Austin's like To some something to do with like you least same and Madison those eyes, you know from across the room It's like You just hear him warming up and she's like we'll talk later my skin is burning He's like okay. Thanks for the advice. Cheers

So then we just see like, Chef and Taylor dancing really hard. Like they clearly took a class and now they're showing off their little swing moves. And then we see John and Catherine, John Pringle taking a photo together and Patricia's like, well, wait, now there's no food.

So I think it's time for us to go. I mean, even though she's been there for like three hours, not be like, well, there's no food. I think it's time for us to go. I mean, even though she's been there for like three hours not be like, well, there's no food. I think it's time for me to go now. I say it. It's time for me to go everyone. I'm just gonna sneak out quietly because there's no I'm gonna go anyone. So Pringles like nice to meet you. It's like come on. Well, have you any day person who's grandfather owns a home on the battery. He's like, okay, that sounds great. But the two are silverware. And it's like, all right, well, I'm gonna sneak off now. And by sneak off, I mean, I just had Michael and

Adjetson spent Lee and the lobby that'll loudly lift me out of this sad shabby rental hall to a mansion that's paid for and full and full of food. They will be food in the mansion. Don't mind me. I'm just the richest lady here, starving her way to death. Just gonna go find some food, go onto the steakhouse. Got you. Find me at halls.

So, yes, sorry. It's not like you had to say something, and I was just gonna continue. So Madison, Madison's not like you had to say something and I was gonna continue. So Madison Madison's like shot Madison called Shepover, okay, and she's like Shep over here with shots. I thought this is the party's like well not a lot of poor shots because the government said no I thought you were half-looting So you're not allowed to pour shots at parties and Charles maybe I don't know maybe some weird zoning thing How does everybody get pregnant in that town?

I'm sure if it weren't on camera, they'd be pouring shots. So chef is like oh, I'm not high society. I'm low society Oh gosh, well, I don't know what shit you talked about me tonight, but I hope it was all good And just yeah, I feel bad. I think Liz is up. So, and she's like, well, I don't really know where that well, but when I do know is that when I, what I'm, what I'm, who I do, what I'm in a relationship is my business. Yeah. And I don't know why you're getting my business. She's like, I'm just trying to sort it all out.

He's like rubbing his nipples. Yeah. I'm just trying to sort it all out. She like well awesome. It's no happier what happened. Okay, so all you need to know I respect that let's have fun Like we are dead and so not she's mad and so she gets on out of there I'm like you for having me star and Austin of course chases her out like This is a great party. Madison. No.

This is singing that we're leaving. So then, Chef, thanks the whole crap. We're coming. He's wearing Catherine's sequin jacket. And then Austin is, or maybe another outside. I'm saying Austin's telling Madison what Liz said. But I think it's, oh yeah. So Austin's telling me, he's like, he tells Madison that Liz made this comment

about like, you better be careful, you date, you know, you never know without, and he goes, she was like, I heard about everything yesterday and I was like, what does that mean, Madison? This is insane, this gossip. What does this mean right now? So they go walking down the street and she's's I love Madison's Plaza wave dealing with everything She's like well she was saying to I like fuck painter like whatever and he stops her and he's like oh Did you and she's like? I don't know what to say about now. He's like oh my god She's just like whatever she's like who cares so the next day tiny sad house

Craig is on the phone with Jerry his business partner on a Zoom call and Jerry's just very business you know and we know because he's like hey bedbath and beyond home goods so for a sack star get just name it source now. Stop me whenever you got something to say, Craig. Walmart, yeah. Craig's like, that's cool. And Amanda, the business partner is like, oh, Craig, I feel like you should be writing stuff down. Do you wanna do that?

I think, yeah, unfortunately, my only pen is jammed in the wall because I was trying to make a hole with it So I can't really write anything down. Sorry. Then we see love it home making your bed playing with your son And then John order or John is a John Pringle Pringle's ordering to hangover drink at the coffee shop and the lady's like how big is it? And he's like is big as you got and ladies like how big is it? And he's like, is big as you got there. And then Catherine's organizing the townhouse

that she inherited. So now we go over to Madison's house and Madison and Austin are sitting in bed. And he's like, I'm just, I'm kind of stressed with everything that happened last night. Just like, this is not right, this is crazy right now. And they're in like a four-post bed but it looks, something looks like it's not screwed in properly.

Did you know that the posts were sort of like, they were just sort of like a skew. I kind of wanted to go in there and like tighten something up and felt strange. It's like an IKEA four-post or bed that you just could never get around to straightening up. So he's like, no, I was there to or meant a rift between you and Shep and then, whoa, I was there to mentor Rift between you and

Shep and then whoa, I'm sorry, I'm about that last night, but obviously I'm with you. And he's like, yeah, but I was really disappointed to hear it. And then like one thing that caught me off guard is like, Shep invited Peter to the same part. It was like a fucking ambulance again. Oh, I know. Shep cannot help himself from running around and telling people what Oh, I know. Chef cannot help himself from running around and telling people what a fool I am. He cannot help himself at all.

It's insane right now. It's insane when he can't help himself. He's like, and everyone's talking behind my back. He's like, what do you care what they say? He's like, close the same shit from last year. Come on. And so he gets all upset and he tells us, well, last year, Patricia's party

shifted this and invited the girls from the threesome video just to upset me. And then it cuts to that. And he's like, total fucking ambush. I hope he says that every season because it's a funny thing to re-acquire. He's good to have a hissyfis. That's his whole thing.

He's like, get piss me off. I just can't do it. I can't. I can't. I can't. So he storms out. And so we think that he just like has left Madison. Other later on, we found out he just went back to the backyard to sit on her retain furniture. Yeah.

I was like, I'm really upset right now. I've got my hoodie on. I'm so upset. Yeah. Like just suspect they're padding until she comes outside. So there we go. So there we go. Over to Shep's house.

And he's still like wearing his tuxedo shirt in bed like he slept in it and Taylor is feeding little Craig the dog and she's making a big bloody Mary and then she hops on to Shep in bed like wake up big guy and it's like hugs and cuteness and then Shep was like gosh I don't drink bloody Mary's I thought you knew that about me. Garsh! I can't with her. With her cheese plate and her huge breakfast tray. Stop making effort for Stato Luzer. You deserve better, Taylor.

You deserve better. It did make me want to bloody marry very badly. I was like, that looked like an amazing bloody marry. I'm not gonna lie. She's winning me over in stupid ways. By the way, Southern Charm is the show where I classically have the wrong takes on people for about good two or three seasons.

So I will come around to you, Roddy, but just give you these like two days. I think she's just, I think she's a nice, like she seems like a nice girl. I just can't get behind her being with Shap. It's gross, because I think he's just using her as a crush to look nicer on TV. It's like, oh, everyone says that I'm, you know, this and that. And I won't settle down. So look at me. I have a really nice girlfriend. You know, it's like trying to like socially suck someone's social points for your

self. It's just gross. And then maybe she's using him to be on TV. I hope she is. I hope she's getting something out of it. But just like, grow run. Okay. Run. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think that what you're saying is probably right. But until I start feeling it more in my soul, I just have to just admire her bloody marries. Okay. That's fair. So they talk about the party. And she's like, well, everyone was really kind to me. And she's like for me I wasn't kind because yeah you weren't very kind and he's like go of course I just feel awful about opening my big mouth. I mean the thing about Peter or Madison you know maybe I should have just stayed out of that. Oh yeah maybe I shouldn't have gone around telling everyone that Peter slept with Madison and that Liz is an idiot for being with her

Oh my god, I hope no one ever has sex with Liz as a result of gosh I should never have said all that stuff. Oh, I'm an idiot opening my big fat mouth And Taylor's like well you said you were gonna stay out of it and you're gonna stay out of it And you're gonna stay out of it and you're gonna say 10 minutes later if you are a bad boy She had a very bad boy. It's like get me out of this apartment I'm like starting to get right, huh? That's like that's like that's like standard camera and share like shabbered Yeah, she's similar right she's like a similar type

And he's like okay cars no more carsip. Hey, will you tell everyone not to go our ship with me? Okay, so you can gossip, but don't go our ship. Okay. And she's like, okay, I will. So could you be my car ship sealed? Okay, she'll be from car ship. She's like, yeah, we're all making mistakes, bad boy. Oh.

X-O-X-Show, Garship Girl. So... That's once you could all never gars. It's the Garship Lollipop. I don't even know. I know you were making reference to something. I didn't get it, but I liked it. It's back for my day, the 1910s, man.

Back when I was a young girl. So yeah, so who cares? So he basically is saying that she's not trying to change him, but just fine tuning him a little bit. So, I mean, if anyone can use some fine tuning, it's definitely Shep's shower. It's time for commercial. It's time for a...

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. That crap is commercial. You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or wonder yeah So now we're in now Madison's in bed and she's like All right, I'm gonna go check that back in the backyard. So she goes outside and The music's like very serious as if like maybe she might have gone back at like outside and Austin Like it's lit his throat on the retain for no No, it's not serious music. It's not serious music back outside and Austin had slid his throat on the retainer for no. No, it's not serious music. It's not serious music. It's solemn music. I had closed captions turned on and the way they described every song was so funny. It's like, solemn music. And here he is sitting on the bench, folding his arms with

this hoodie up like, yeah, as if like, like, as it hasn't fucked plenty of people in the friend circle. I mean someone that Madison slept with was at that party like just like I mean I know that's actually not really what Austin's upset about he's upset because he feels like shop was trying to ambush him. Yeah, so, I'm thinking, Steve it again. Yeah, so, he's, math is like, I just don't want what people say to affect you, I'll stay in and he's like,

it hurts, it hurts. So then she goes and lowers his hood and she's like, people are gonna continue to try to break this relationship up and it makes me sick, makes me sick, I'll stay in. I don't want this relationship up and it makes me sick. It makes me sick, I'll see you in. I don't want this relationship to break up until I break up with you and scream John Pringle in about two episodes.

Okay, but for right now don't cry a little bit man. And he's like, okay, I can't be mad. You let's move forward. Hug me. No, she'll hug me. No, you hug me. I feel like Austin should have hugged her, by the way. It's like, you hug me.

You hug me. Mano, I know you're being joking and just play pole banter and there's no point in looking into it, but you should have hugged Madison, I think, because she was the one who was kind of getting slut-shamed by this whole situation. So now, lively jazz music, we're gonna Luxia Spa.

At least solemn place in all of Charleston, not solemn at all. So Catherine shows up in some weird pink jumpsuit thing from Mad Men and some fuzzy slippers and like a little girl's bow in her hair. Like when I say a little girl's bow in her hair, I mean from like little house on the prairie bows. Like what the hell? And she apparently is wearing Kinsey socks. So she's literally like a pink little girl and then Danny joins and she just on black. Yeah. I'm a little girl. I'm an artist. It's like okay you too. So they start talking about the party and Catherine's like, you know, I mean, he seems super happy. Go lucky, Chef. I mean, she's in kind of young though. I'm like, who are you?

You're dating Milton Burle again. I'm not Milton Burle. And Danny is saying that basically she's like, well, you know, Chep doesn't like it when people have expectations of him. And Catherine's like, well, do you think that she has any expectations? And Danny's like, yeah, for sure. And they're basically saying how like,

Chep hasn't, like, they haven't put a name on their relationship. And Danny's like, not yet, like, give it some time, give it some time before Taylor will try to lock that down. Yeah, and Danny's like, I mean, look, I played the cool girl too, but you can't corner-shep. And once you try and corner him, he's like,

peace out. And by the way, she looks like the lady from Mad TV in her confessional. I don't know how many spray tans. Maybe it was like during Corona and it was, they were offering five spray tans for one and she got them all at the same time. I don't know, many spray tans maybe it was like during corona and it was they were offering five spray tans for one And she got them all at the same time. I don't know but she looks great like Danny calm down a little bit get a towel look ridiculous

She's now gonna be crying in the corner of the room when she hears this so Hear this Hell yes, she is no she's not if you're listening to this anyone from these don't listen to this. What are you? Fucking monsters go away watch TV get that place Well, I mean the thing is this though. You didn't say anything that was wrong. Okay, so Okay, so Danny's like well, well, I still have the energy let's talk about John Pringle. Okay, so what was up with you at John Pringle and Catherine's like we Nuzzled and apparently John kissed her and it was like two or three times that he kissed her at the party. Did you die? Get you? Yeah, but what happened again? Blinks like 10 times. Like no. He's like legit recently divorced and he was talking to me about it. And I was like, okay, he's not over it. Um, and she says that he thinks,

she thinks he's really nice, but she wasn't like, oh my God, it's like my husband. And then Danny's like, and you and Thomas aren't living again together. Right. It's like my husband and then Danny's like and you and Thomas aren't living again together right? It's like oh actually we did kind of hook up It was a few months ago and then he's like haha what? Okay, and that's when I set this nail place on fire with if I'm your friend That's when I flip up all the tables start all the little bottles individually on fire and call you a traitor for putting me through this listening to this Fucking abuse at this guy's rain down on your head and now you're just sitting here giggling over getting your nails done Like I know fuck off you betrayed me you betrayed the audience. You've betrayed America man

And she's like one day maybe we'll get back together I mean you never know when you have children together, you always wonder, what is there to wonder about? Whether or not you're gonna get back with an alleged rapist who gasp at you, who tried to take your children from you, who forced you into rehab for a weed, who tried to destroy your life,

who got together with a wretch, a wretch who then started saying the most vile things about you on TV, a person who has, in many ways, destroyed your life. What is there to wonder and fantasize? Girl, sometimes you just got a Nancy Reagan it. No, just say no. Okay, that's it.

Just say no, the end. Just say no. So let's go over to the Rare bit. Where the Rare bit? It's the Rare bit go over to the rare bit. Where the rare bit is? The rare bit is the rare bit. So Whitney Austin and Craig get together, which gives Austin a chance to do the thing that drives me not so he walks in and goes,

Jens. Like, that's his like you've been hanging out with the summer house crew too much. I know Carl haven't you. Yeah, he actually, he actually learned. He was on summer house. Yeah, he was like, J he actually he was on some house Yeah, if you're gonna say a douchey hello like gents leave it to the experts leave it to Carl ah

Jones look great by the way So Craig and Whitney and Austin are all meeting up and Whitney's like, what's up, Brock and man? I'm sorry, I'm too many. I might have been with the pillow and beer bag, all in one sitting near the mother. So we know this waitress, right? Who is this waitress? Does she look familiar? I'll tell you why you know her because we went to that restaurant when we went to Charleston oh so

we must you I've made her I've made her 20% of a meal one time do you live in that house on the battery hey you look like a 22% earner okay I remember that day are you the lady that refilled my water without me asking? God damn it, get over here. By the battery. By the battery. Are you related to Joanne, Bugle? So, let's see.

So they're talking about how Austin and Craig are living together. Oh, I went in second. You guys will make a great couple homes. So let's see, so they're talking about how Austin and Craig are living together. Huh, huh, huh. Wouldn't say that we're dating. It's not insane right now because I'm dating Madison, not Craig. It's insane that people would say that. Craig's like, I'd be a hell of a boyfriend. It's like, you guys should try it. You should try it.

And Austin's like, we are trying it right now, okay. And then Whitney says, I'm like, oh, you guys kind of pillow fights. And then Austin's like, you know when Austin, when he thinks something's really funny, his mouth just like opens, and he has a full on Fuzzy Bear laugh, where the mouth open, and then it just stays there.

It's almost like a break. He's like, oh. Uh, so he's talking about how last year was so out of focus because he was stressed about Madison. But now that, you know, now that's there together, like he spent all that time really trying to show her that he could do it. And now his beers are undrafted in some of the biggest bars in Charleston. Yeah, because the big news, guys,

is that this weekend is the Charleston, food, and wine thing. All right, Charleston, food, and wine, it's happening. And Trapop has a tent, okay? Trapop has a tent, which is also quintently the same tent that has brewed in, okay? So this is really exciting for Trapop. Yeah. And now let's see what happens when a man affects, when a man affects somebody over on this show, okay? Austin's like, oh my god, that party the other night, like I don't know if I can even invite Shep. I mean, he invited Peter and Liz and Craig's like, well, yeah,

Madison hooked up with Peter. And I was just like, that was just such a cheap shot. I mean, that and Craig's like, uh, on that night was innocent enough. Peter's our friend. And besides, chef's going to therapy. And when he's like, yeah, he's ultimately a good person. I mean, unless you're homeless, you know, so Craig, you might want to watch back. a good person, I mean, unless you're homeless, you know. So Craig, you might want to watch

your back. Yeah. Yeah. So they're basically like the question is whether or not Austin's going to be inviting ship to the Trap Hop tent, etc. But yeah. So also just like so sick of it. He's sick of it right now. Okay. He thinks it was a set up and sick of it. And I'm not being objective. I just wanna have a good day there, okay? It's sick of this flanity right now. And Craig's like, yeah, Jerry's in town, my business partner, we're like literally

in the thousands of pillows right now. And when he's like, well, I guess two pillows and beers. Two pillows and beer and Craig's like, yes, the name Pelos and Beers. To be able to swim here and cricks like, yes, the name of our new sex table. Everyone's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Welcome to Leva's life scene in the history of Southern charm. So she's doing some makeup Lamara comes in holding their adorable baby who is by the way better dressed and I've ever been like Like I hate when babies are better dressed than I am like I feel like that's so rude and it happens so often Like it's just like a really stylish baby And Leva's like I got you a surprise from Starbucks and she has a bag. And I honestly was like, based on the kids clothing,

I thought she was gonna give the baby a little iced coffee. There's like a little baby-sized macchiato or something, like cold macchiato. I don't know how this, you can get your dog a little Starbucks thing. Did you know that? They give him a little whipped cream cup, like a little doggy stuff.

I did not know that. I did not. I just feel like that child is already very sophisticated, dressed very well, and just like, you know, does lots of very important things in life that I will never do. I like that Leva's just that kind of mom. He's like, fuck this.

I'm going to Starbucks before I can even deal with making breakfast for my family. Like she comes to Starbucks, gets a full on bag of shit shit and then comes home and starts cooking breakfast for every Huge amount of eggs a huge amount of eggs in like a speckled pan and I was like I kind of was like invested That's a baller right there So he's crying and he's doing that thing where he's like And he sees the cake pop and he's like He's like, and he sees the cake pop, and he's like,

like not sure I can continue his commitment to the crying. Like he will take the cake pop, but he's not going to promise you. He's not going to keep crying. He's like, I will take it. I will stop for a moment, but I reserve the right to keep crying on your ass. Yes. Please do not think that this is modified me. It's just something I enjoy, but I still have concerns that have not been met. Yeah. So Lamar is talking about how they're getting their sports

bar finished. And she's like, we're a business couple. We're restaurant tours. And when we opened a republic, there was like a line around the block that has continued. Literally, same old lady died. One lady from the first night died actually because the line was so long.

It was like two years later, she's dead. So we're killing it. Love us like we're a little well now. And so she's talking about all the places that they have. They've got Republic and bourbon and bubbles and Messu and now they're opening up a high on sports bar. And they want to bring a little bit of Miami in New York to Charleston. So we did. So weeston. So we learned how... So we did. So we did. So, we did.

So, so, Lava tells us how she met Lamar. She met Lamar on her 29th birthday and she's like, yeah, I felt like I met a wolf that I could run with. I'm like, okay, Lava. Yeah, I was a real wolf. A real wolf, we could run with. We could build things together. Lama. Yeah, I was a real wild. A real wild, we gotta run with. We could build things together, we were inspired.

That's what we could do, real wild. Yeah. You know what I find sexy, his intelligence. Okay, that's a sustainable sexy. Okay, no dolphins were killed and they're making of that sexy. Okay, and I'm sure he finds the same thing with me. And she's like, baby, take care of of baby take care of baby and then comes back She's like, I mean when we were dating people stared at us and then she starts talking about being a mixed race couple in Charleston

Like like a super white place in the South and she's like and people still look at me like what the fuck are you doing here? You know and Lamar told her One day when she was venting that You know, and the March old her one day when she was venting that people need people like them to change a social climate in a city and I fucking love that I beautifully said sir beautifully said beautifully said yeah, so then I'll tell you what we don't need to change the social climate of any city. Crossfit. Yeah, it's just doing crossfit. Nothing.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's like a weird, like the variation on Garsha. Garsha. Garsha. Garsha. Garsha. Garsha. So to Craig and Austin show up.

And you know, this, they, sometime in July, I think there was a picture of the three of them working out. I wonder if it was from this day of shooting, because then like a week later, Craig got coronavirus. So I'm just like wondering, where they like, where you guys doing this workout in the middle of the pandemic,

like an indoors workout? Geez. Well, how's it started? So, I mean, you never know, they, but you know, they put footage in different. Although who knows? It's not worth it's not worth getting like the Corona investigation. I'm not gonna go down this path I'm like a big-vend diagram of like when it came when this scene was founded. He was I just wondering That moment. I'm just wondering when I can start shaming. Okay, that's it. I'm just like jumping at the bit to shame.

So, anyways, they show up and the trainer is like, okay, you guys are plankin'. Which is so then we see them all. Anybody said that to me, they'd be fucking dead. I'll tell you that right now. I'd walk outside that gym, get in my car, turn it on, drive it through the window, and run them over.

And I don't care how many fucking kettlebells are standing in my way. You guys are plankin'. and run them over. I don't care how many fucking kettlebells are standing in my way. You guys are planking. You planking. That guy died. His last words were you guys are planking. So they all they work out they work out they work out and now it's that standard thing with the trainers. Hey, I'm just going to check on a thing in another room for no good reason. I'll be I'll be right back, you guys should you're seeing. Yeah, so basically Austin has been ready to go at it. You know, he's like, well, I wish I didn't like show

up to my buddy's party only to have you make me look like God damn fool, it makes me look like fucking God damn fool again, shop. Austin, you do so much of that happy lifting yourself don't you worry I just heard that info with the party so I didn't set you up I mean, you know, I just don't want to hear about it. I didn't want to hear about it I have so much angst and then when I was telling that girl Oh my god, will you believe what happened that gave me angst to when I was telling the door man about it that gave me angst

you when I was writing your when I was writing Madison's phone number on the bathroom stall with the big dick through the numbers it gave me so much angst too so much gosh and then Craig is it's really like oh I'm so sorry I wish I hadn't talked about those rumors at all I'm so sorry, I wish I hadn't talked about those rumors at all. It's like, I'm fascinated by this new shape. I've never seen him apologize. I've just never seen it. And then you see Shep's face and he's like, he was like snarling. He's so uncomfortable being a forestry

apologize. And he's doing the shep thing when he's lying, which is like banging his gap and that foot is like banging his It's about to fall right on yeah, that's usually we get that in the reunion to usually when he's losing his fucking mind and Austin's like okay, well, I guess you apologize. So come to the food and wine festival. I got a booth Okay, and look I don't care if you don't like Madison. Okay, just don't talk to her. I just don't want this ruin my big day that would be insane Madison. He's like, all right, hopefully we can both act like adults then.

I want nothing more. I want nothing more. It's insane how much I want that. And then we got a Pat Tass and this is the sweet sounds of steady instrumental music. Let, it's a description on the closed caps. Oh, is that what that was? Yes, because she comes down the stairs and Whitney is there pouring wine through one of those erader things.

And she's like, well, it's cocktail hour. She's social, I have a martini or bourbon sour the new thing new hot thing bourbon sour Michael's like well the martini's already made man I like to chase that martini before I was handed to me which is very rude please everyone look away Hold peaches Michael hold peaches Yes, she likes it's the martini from from like the floor I think she's gonna spell that and she's like peaches. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That was great. Uh, so Pringle arrives. Master Pringle has arrived, mom. So Pringle comes in basically smelling of like two weeks ago. Like the poor guy just looks like.

I know. Like where you left this morning, like how did the, when were you kicked out of the house like three days ago, like what is this, what is the timeline on this? Why are you outshipping Shep with your hygiene right now? Like, why are you making Shep notep with your hygiene right now? Why are you making Shep not look like the prettiest person on the show? Yeah, you're making Shep look like a fantastic Sam's hair model right now. Like, oh, Klingka just newly saved and soured. So he has a, he's brought like a bouquet and he's like, oh, well, I brought these with you. He does that thing where he

like, he holds his shoulders up and then does a lot of swinging from the elbows. So he's like, well, I brought these flowers for you from my personal floors at Publix. And sorry, I'm at the presentation. And he's wearing a denim jacket. And so Whitney's like, oh my God. Mother, we're both wearing fucking matching Gene Jackets. Mother, look, just see Mother.

And he's like, uh, uh, Michael has a special team Artini here. You might want to try out. He's like, uh, yeah, I'll take vodka. And he's like, um, we don't do vodka here, sir. So yeah, we don't do vodka. Oh, Michael says, yeah, Jinsa Botanical. And it's very healthy for you and vodka is made from a

crummy potato that's been in the filth. Patricia. Day class A. Day class A sir. Day class A. Well, since we got to Juno Pabera's here, why don't we come sit down here, come sit down and then Whitney andisha have this like uh... they become obsessed with making john fringals that on the couch you notice that well come on sit down come on come on come sit down comes it on his like well so great to be interested in calm sit down comes it down sit down yeah well i just want to say uh... this bouquets who sit down comes it out of the couch comes it down the couch

is a quote my father knows i'm coming over and you know he is spent many a Saturday in this library because my grandfather would bring his family here oh yes it used to be a library so your grandfather is that the one that had the house on the battery what are you fucking zillow Jesus that's all you talk about. Obsessed with the house on the battery. She's gonna write a little book. The house on the battery by Patricia. The house on the battery. And why it's not as good as the house that I write this from.

Little house on the battery. So he talks about how his dad was raised there with his sisters and he tells us, I'm an eighth generation Charles Stoneyan. Judge Robert Pringle came over in 1725, do not fact check that, but more recently, my grandfather had a house on the battery. On the battery, wait, on the battery, right? On the battery.

Who's on the battery, right? On the battery. Who's on the battery. All right, well, we will not fact check about Judge Robert Pringle, probably for a variety of reasons. Yeah, I don't need to know your problematic path. I have enough problems with you currently, and I don't even know you. Like I know nothing about you.

I already do not like your grooming habits or your general, your general, I don't know, just like the way every girl's like, oh yeah, look at the new hottie for doing nothing. Like what does this guy done? It's like he's some fucking loafer in Charleston whose grandpa was rich, you know? I'm already in line with you.

I will not be googling your family history. Thank you. I don't wanna be burdened with that. So then Whitney is like, oh, so the house on the battery. Can we get back to the house on the battery? Is it the Victorian? And he's like, oh, no, no. The Victorian is 20.

That's where my great uncle Ernest Pringle lived. On the battery. No, no, off the battery. Oh, because I knew an honest Pringle who was on the battery. Oh, that's my other uncle Ernest. He lives on the battery. Oh, because I knew an honest sprinkle who was on the battery. Oh, that's my other uncle earnests. He lives on the battery. Ah, on the battery. Sir, would you care for an onion, a twist, or an olive with your non vodka, Martini? You tacky fuck. He's like, ah, an olive, I guess. So I know you went to school was shit wild crazy. Okay great So now tell me tell me about your money

He's like well, I work I moved to New York after school I worked as an energy derivatives clerk which I still do on the battery Do you work it on the battery battery? Battery energy do you mean battery energy derivatives? What do you say derivative? Are you saying how triple A batteries are sort of like a derivative of double A batteries, right? Well, that sounds like a very high stress job, I suppose. Any job would be high stress, really.

Good for you for what is it your grandfather did on the battery again I don't know they're making some joke about like drinking or whatever and then what needs like Do you have a good tailored suit? Well first for church it goes well it looked like you were having fun at that party and that blue tuxedo thing That's right. He's like, yeah, when he goes, come on, do you have a good tailored suit? And he's like, no, I lost it all in the divorce. And my kids are six and seven, which is devastating

being away from them. But I'm back here where my emotional support is. San Diego just isn't home. Home is where the hat on the battery is. Home is where the battery is. Home is where the battery. That's so sad. It's like your emotional support's not your goods. Awkward.

So he's like, you know, coming back helps me be in a good head space for my children. And he talks, he speaks well of his wife or whatever. He says, she's a wonderful woman. She's like, right. Tell you to look at someone and not mad, remain. Who can I set you up with and do they live on the battery?

Perhaps. I know an energizer air of that helps. So she's like, what'd you think about Madison, right? You like her? And he's like, oh, well, you know, she's stunning, but she's with, what did you think about Madison, right? You like her and he's like, oh well, you know, she's stunning, but she's with someone, right? She's like, well, not on thing for long. You know what they say about batteries? They eventually die.

She's like, well, she's so career driven and ambitious and he's just so laxed, daisicle. And when he's like, oh, mother, he's making an effort, mother. Well, he's in three laxed a daisicle and when he's like, oh, mother, he's making an effort, mother. Well, he's in three stores in Charleston. It's not Budweiser. And when he's like, well, you have to start somewhere, mother. Well, Madison deserves Budweiser,

which is, by the way, a real. I couldn't believe Patricia's mouth actually let her say the words Budweiser. Like I can't even believe that that was a lot to come out of her mouth. I would have thought that her body would have had such a visceral reaction that it would have choosen swallowed her tongue before she said Budweiser. Well, I think that like what I love about Patricia is how she has now, you know, given Madison such a high compliment

that is also at the same time a total insult. And like works in so many different ways. Madison deserves PBR. That's fashion. So look at the Food and Wine Festival. Yeah, it's the premier springtime festival in all of Charleston. And I looked it up and this festival happened,

like March 5th, like the weekend in March 5th or so. So it was right, this is like we're on pandemic brink. COVID alert, COVID alert. Yeah, I'm just curious. I know there was no COVID Jamie involved. I just was fascinated to see where the timeline is of our show. And that was close. It's getting close because what did that like March 15th, right?

It was like a week later when all of a sudden, we're like, yeah, whenever. So yeah, just look up whenever Tom Hanks got COVID. That was when the America was like, oh, so things can get it. We can all get it pretty much. And it's true. It is so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, so, it's so, it's flower pot that's insane that you brought a flower pot because the next 10 over the guy brought a flower pot for his 10 He's like some saying he has a plant that's insane right now and Craig comes up and is like I like your merch Also, I hate the word merch. What a stupid word

So Craig is gonna be a volunteer so you can work behind the thing or whatever and it's time to open the gaze Would so Catherine comes a Madison's there everybody's there and they're like, hey, Catherine try this beer She's like, I don't really drink beer, but I'll try it and they give her a taste of glass And she just slowly chugs the whole beer She chugs it the way you expect Catherine to chug a beer very slowly. Thank you. Just slowly like. Yeah, everyone just looks at this as a fun show. I look at this as a custody hearing. Okay, I look at this as evidence in an upcoming custody hearing, which you know is coming Catherine. What are you doing?

Catherine is just like a little gay behind her and not the one we had before. What was his name? How dare you come to my man in woman ball with a non opposite gender date? I feel like his name, I wanna say Parker, but it wasn't Parker. It was like, she's,

Mo, I don't wanna get his name, but she does need a little gay on her shoulder. Like, girl, no. Parker it was like she won't have what I get his name but she does need a little game or shoulder like girl no girl my oh stop it no girl I'm gonna say gay on Southern charm uh jeep rose lambs Lindsey Graham okay that wasn't what I was looking for that wasn't what I was looking for

uh I forgot his name you you know what, whatever. Well, I'll look, I'll just be Googling, don't worry. Okay, so they're selling the beer and stuff, giving little taste to everybody. And Craig's like, Madison might not be good for Austin's mental health, but for business, she's invaluable because she's like, you want this, you want to hand it to you,

because that's $25. We can take Apple Pay, we take it right out of your band pocket, get over here, honey. Like she's selling the shit out of everything. And then Pringle comes, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, by the way, I have to say that I went through two pages

of search results and I could not find his name, is sad for him that's sad sad for our little southern term gay. A little ginger gay. A little ginger gay. I got it. It's driving me nuts. So so John Pringle is there and he's like, oh, what's up Madison, how are you? And Catherine's like, um, and Madison's like, hey, because John Priggles wearing his gene jacket,

and Madison's like, Austin, say I'm not doing a gene jacket, and I said that might be a little girly, but I mean, you're not making it look girly at all. I was like, you better watch it, Madison. Yeah. First of all, there's nothing girly about a gene jacket. Second of all, you better watch it, Madison, okay. I thought that was just so funny, it's so masculating.

It's like, wow, I thought he was gonna look early, but you sure don't. And Austin's just like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, so, so Catherine's being like all bashful and everything, cause she's like, oh, he kissed me last night and also keep it super cash right now. Just keep it cash, okay? So

So then Madison is like she's like Austin stop talking and get the lady a drink and of course my lady I mean John Pringle of course see what I said see what I did there. Do you jack it? So he asked what they did. She said we didn't do nothing last night He's like, oh well because you had to get here this morning. She goes no I was already at work before I came here. Okay. I went to work and came here in the same day. I'm woman hear me War I can bring him back and put him to the pan. Okay, no, we're fine And he's like, well, you know, I just had to rest last night. I just don't know if I can keep up with shop I like you the more you talk more. I like you don't up. He's his own breed. I'm gonna get you a refill Manly looking in the jeans jacket

If there were five ostens in five-gene jackets, it would be a remake of the little women. Okay, that's all I'm saying Okay, that's all I'm saying. Oh, damn. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER So, yeah, so, Pring John Pringles just chatting and then he goes up to Catherine and he's like, Hello, Catherine, how are you? We definitely did not kiss last night and if we didn't work on a pretend like it didn't happen.

All right, and she's like, arm, shiver, arm, shiver, arm, I'm cold. He's like, arm, shiver, arm, shiver, arm, I'm cold. She's like, you want my jacket? Goal fashion, Wrangler. Huh? Huh? I was like, no. I'm sorry, I'm still looking up gay on Southern charm. I can't stop it.

I can't stop it. I know everyone's gonna be like, don't you remember? I really want to say Parker, but it's not. No, oh. A guy on Southern charm, red head's not. I know. Oh. Hey guy on Southern Charm, red head. We have to know, yeah. We're gonna find it. Bring it up to the bottom of it.

And he's always trying to, he's trying to always like, reveal the truth about Patricia out, sure, that's what I gotta say. Yeah. Season two, maybe, season two. I'm gonna say Patricia, gay, Southern charm. How about that? Maybe that'll...

I've tried so many Southern charm Catherine's friend, gay season two, is what I'm on now. That's how many different things I've tried. How is it that he's like, just not showing up anywhere? I'm Patricia's really powerful. She just had his ass scrub for me.

She's like, hey, listen, now, Pringle, now I was friends with Mr. Google Cooper Cooper. I'm surprised Andy Cohen didn't take offense the assertion that being called gay is on flattering It's all a matter of taste if a woman thinks you're gay and you're not was that an it's okay Cooper has some sort of Has some sort of political statement on on Facebook That's it Parker Cooper Parker. Yeah, Cooper Lewis can't lose. It's I was close Okay, everybody sorry that was a strange detour, but we had to know. But we had to remember. So let's see. So Pringle blah, blah, blah, Pringle to Catherine. He's like, you look lovely and she's like,

I'm chilly, though. It's like, oh, smooth Catherine. He's like, you want my jacket? It's like oh smooth Catherine. He's like you want my jacket? It's like oh no I'm just I'm good thank you. I was just seeing if you would give it to me since I showed up in a bra. I'm assured it's pretty flimsy for you know the cold and he's like so how are the kids? Oh I was your kids in acting school. I want to who who cares, who cares? So he goes, yeah, I went to theater school before music and day trading energy derivatives. And she goes, what? And he's like, oil and gas. And she goes, stocks.

I stock. Let's come out of these. Stock. Stocks. Yeah. Stock. He's in on the battery. Stock.

Battery. Stock. Battery. So, let's see. So the producer asks asks Pringle who's more your type Madison or Catherine He's like Madison blonde hot and whether or not they think they are look a little high maintenance It's like wow the new guy in Charles soon wants a hot blonde girl. I am shocked. It is a little shocking I just really it is I am shocked. It is a little shocking.

I'm glad he didn't include intelligence on there because no need to buck the trend, right? So Austin's like selling his great-fruit IPA trop hop. God, I forgot the name of that too. That was like the Cooper of this episode. I was like, what's his name again? What's up, he's name? Trop Hop. That's insane, Ronnie. Drop hop is in three bars, three

high volume bars. Doesn't mean they have a high volume of clientele. It just means they're very loud bars. And it's been three of them. It's insane right now. Can I speak with Mr. Budwaza? No. I'm leaving. There's no Budwazio. So this older lady is like, I'm a beer connoisseur and this is delicious. Catherine's like, that old lady looks like she's trying to hit on younger men and I love it. And she goes, and I thought, God, that's rude. And then the lady's like, you are all

patheticly good looking. Hey, you and that girl, Eugene Jacket. Are you from the battery? So Madison's like, yeah, you know what? I really think that this whole beer selling thing. I mean, he's selling things and I'm liking it. It is so sexy. Sure. And then, you know, John Pringles asked if if chef is coming and she said, OK, I see he's proven to me over and over again, but he's a frickin' tool.

I'm sorry, were we talking about Austin or Chef? I can't remember what you asked me. And he's like, OK, so I take it. You don't like each other. I'm like, oh, you haven't heard. You're a terrible iron. I don't like that about you. And he's like, well, what did I hear from Chef?

Well, he said that his party was an olive branch to you and that that got flushed down the toilet and he doesn't like to be challenged and neither do you. Oh, there's no challenge here. There is no challenge here. So then Whitney shows up and then Craig goes over to John Prinkle and he's like, I'm glad you're not a douchebag. Wish I'm like, hmm, has that been decided?

Yeah, that's a little early to make that call. Even Frank was like, no promises on that one, buddy. He's like, I might be the secret 007, douche. I'm like, may not be that secret. And Whitney's like, could you, could you, could you, could you do something about that beard? Like, save, it shouldn't be down to here. And he's like, okay, and I guess I'll get rid of my neck beard too. So thanks, thanks, Whitney.

Whitney is, I think he's on a different reality show. I think he thinks he's like Hector Alexander, Alexander, on Pretty Woman or something like that. He's just like, he's like, wants to get him a tailored suit. He wants him to change the way he shaves. He wants him to get into gin instead of vodka. I think when he's just like, his reality show is just to spiff up John Bringle. Yeah, it's like a remake show. It's like he's going to get somebody off the bus bench and put

them on TV and just slowly but surely make them presentable. Yeah, exactly. Okay, so then Austin is time to, Austin's telling Madison, just please let me have this chap and it's like, well if he comes in here with shit, I'm giving it to him. And so, chap of course comes right behind the counter and is like, whoa, ask me about this beer. I know nothing about it. Yeah. And she's like, well of course he don't.

And he's like, oh it's good not knowing things. Ah, it's underrated. I mean, look how much people love Craig. And what does he know? He just cut to Craig, just like pawing at the tent. Like, weird. This wall soft. Strange.

And, uh, stuff's like we can talk about stuff at a later time. You know, I'm coming to you with my hat and my hand. I don't want to be at odds and say, Oh, these apologies. We gotta get these down, okay? Cause I don't have time for fun, bullshit. And how many times are we doing this, Shep? How many times are you just gonna come in here and apologize?

Or some sorry about being sorry, okay? You know, it's just, you're, he's really crazy about you. And if you're not crazy about him, and Austin's like, guys, guys guys please, it's my beer party. I know, Austin's concerned that this will actually impact anyone's like perception of Trapop. So yeah, she's like, can we do this at a different time guys? Can we please do a different time?

And he's like, wow, I thought there was the perfect time to talk to Madison. And then a customer's like, so where do I buy this trop hop at? And I was like, uh, uh, uh, like we're supposed to believe he's distracted, but I actually believe that's just what the actual answer is. I'm ready to get trop hop. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,ep and Madison. He's like, I want to stay out of it. It's like, but that's how I'm for me to believe Shepard

Well, it's been two years and it's like a broken record. You know, I just want out I'm like, well, I'm not going anywhere and see you better freaking relax. Okay, and so why are you shaking Shep? I'm not coming for you, Shep. He's like, cool. He's not scared of you. I'm not scared of you But he totally looks like he's scared if If you were sitting down that leg would totally be thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump. Exactly. My hat's in my hand. If I say my hat's in my hand another time,

will that make you forgive me? My hat's in my hand, Garsh. Listen, he's my friend, and I don't want him to be hurt. Wait, no, I want him to be hurt, but I want it to be me who hurts him, not you, okay? I'm trying to stick up for my friends that way I can hurt him instead, gosh. Yeah, if you feel a certain way, let him go. If you care, just let him go, you know.

Set him free, if you love him, set him free. And Austin's like, guys, this is the exact opposite of what I wanted to happen, guys. Exact opposite. The exact opposite of what I wanted to happen guys. Exact opposite. So, well, if you wanna make up with me, best way to show that is by buying a hat. He's like, oh. So, it's a cold war with Russia.

What? I'd better not be mad about that because he's made everyone buy his stupid hats. Yeah. It's like it's like the Cold War with Russia and the US. Like, Horacus reported at you, but let's not start a world war, okay? Great fruit beer. Yet.

This reminds me of the great Ken Burns documentary, the Vietnam War, which detailed some of the some of the, some of the repercussions of that cruel Cold War that we were in. It was a 10 part mini series aired on PBS And I learned so much from it. What did you learn Austin? This is insane right now. This is insane. It's my beer's drop-hop It's insane right now So that's pretty much it Madison's like well if no one else is gonna put him in his place I have to and actually I get off on it. And Austin's like, are we good? It's like, yeah, you love me? You good? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Shepp has come in with a full face of fillers and like a new hairdo. He looks crazy. Yeah, his hair is like split down the middle and his face is all like Botoxine weird,

which I guess he's probably still with that Taylor girl who's like, you were getting Botox up and. And they're showing him just sitting there waiting for the for the show to start and he just looks like mad and like just like, it's just grumpy. You know, and then of course, I'm like, well, who? Well, the watcher happens live. He doesn't know a knife from a fart,

and he's got a really strange face in the middle part. It's Craig and Shab from Southern. Oh! Of course, he's like, Oh, try Andy Cors. I didn't yell at a single homeless person today. I've changed. And Craig while Craig was getting his while he was waiting for the camera to turn on,

he's like looking at himself in the camera and he's got like some new chest neck tattoo thing. And so his shirt is kind of unbuttoned and he looks it and tries to like flare it out. So it's tattoo will show more and it's not So he unbuttons another button. He's like Craig yeah Sure, it's our Norkayak device. Yeah So there you go. There's my exciting watch it happens live update But anyway everybody thank you so much for being with us today come to our live show next Thursday, November 12th with us today. Come to our live show next Thursday, November 12th. Go to onlocationlive.com, slash watch it, crappens, or get tickets at watch it, crappens.com. There's a ticket

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