Watch What Crappens - #1361 Southern Charm: Pandumbic and Pandumberer

Episode Date: November 21, 2020

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I'm Ronnie and I'm here with my little friend, Ben. Hi, Ben. Howdy, duty. How are you, babe? How's it going? I'm great, thanks. Great. Excited. So, everybody. Well, everybody. Southern Charm. We're back with a full Southern Charmery cap. Very excited to be here. This is the beginning of the end of the world Seen through Charleston size the most doom the do me a Southern charm

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And then we hear like a firehorn, leghorn, as the governor of South Carolina saying ladies and gentlemen Today, I have declared a state of emergency for the site of South Carolina I was like, oh do you got this this like South Carolina governor still talk like that like that was like what I thought they'd like in the 20s I said I said I'm going to shut down like going to Quentin. I really I thought he was just going to be like a frog with a top hat in the game. Like the full on WB frog. I know Michigan J frog has an important announcement.

Where have the coronavirus is here? I'll say you have to go inside. You all have to go inside. Now, I will never eat radishes again. Damn whatever got with the win. What was she eating? Come quite. I will never eat potatoes again. No, that wasn't it. Anyway, Cooper, that's his name, Cooper, the gay from southern charm. Frankly, Scarlett, I don't have any PPE. Frankly, Scarlett, you better put on a mask, you're stupid sleuth. So then it's this like, it's this shut down.

He's like, ah, say, ah, say, I'll shut him down. And then they actually remix the Southern Southern charm theme song with quarantine orders Are you are we really are we really remixing trixie modicle with this right now? It's amazing how much it works, right? Like the. The times have changed, don't you know, don't you know. It was definitely like the, it was definitely right, like the, the act you opener of a musical

when things have just gone to shit. It's like, ooh. Old timey London is different now, you know. It's like, is that money? So then, then the governor is like, oh, f**k, you're a mediate la. I ordered schools to be closed and remain closed for a minimum of 14 days.

Yes, and then we see like the tragedy of it, no one can sit on the park bench because the park bench has a string of caution tape all around them. It's like a crime scene like who got murdered on the park band? Or who, what meeting was that in the city? They're like, who listen?

There's a pandemic. No one is sitting on the park bench. Put caution tape all around them. All around you. Oh, don't you know, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Whitney, Whitney. Can I come in, Whitney? Can I come in? Like this is by the way, this is how Zombie Breakout, this is how it works in a zombie movie, right?

Like I'm totally fine. I wasn't bitten at all. Oh, that gash, I don't know what happened. It was a, it was a, oh, it was a Mary. What was it? What was the Mary thing again? An identified drunk in injury. What was it? Yeah. What do they call it last week?

Why are you doing this? Now I'm now looks stupid because you couldn't remember something. Sorry. I'm sorry. Misappropriated radical injustice. That's what you just did to me. Asinine ridiculous injury. Alcohol related injury. It was a mysterious alcohol related injury. See guys, like his name is Cooper, the game's oven charm. So Craig wants to come in and wait and he's like,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's like, you're not coming in. I'm opening the gate and I'm throwing your toilet paper and Craig's like, this is absurd because of course, Craig don't have toilet paper stocked up. Okay. Craig didn't have anything. Craig, I can't believe Craig even has running water.

I'm honestly, this scene was probably shot a year before the pandemic even came around. He's like, wait, now I need to running water. I'm honestly, this scene was probably shot a year before the pandemic even came around. He's like, wait, and I need to dial a paper. They're like, we need to put it. Just cut through the old sit, just anything that looks like Corona. They're like, really? Any scene that Chef Craig or Austin are in?

Yeah. So, um, so when you say, you owe me a motherfucker, you owe me a motherfucker. I'm just like, well, I'm stocked up on alcohol, but I have zero food. You wanna play video games? Uh, you think, no. I don't wanna be anywhere near you. I'm like, ah!

So he walks down all sad and it's like one week earlier before the world changed. And Austin's just sitting there dripping saline solution onto his contact. Like, I ain't gonna sit in, he's like, there you are. Lenscrafters is insane. It's insane what it can do for you. So then we see Danny at Catherine's townhouse and she's like, she knocks on the door and

of course, no answer. And she's like, can't yet. And so then she calls up Catherine, no answer again. So she just has to sit there. Because of course Danny is the one who actually still shows up on time for Catherine. Yes, it's like I'm just impressed that they didn't do a wellness check this time.

Because I know these fuckers would at some point. Then chef is putting together like an IKEA batter something and this little dog Craig comes in and jumps on it and like gets his legs all stuck. He's like, Craig! Craig! Craig!

That's just like big Craig. It's like I took regular Craig with his foot stuck in a bed. Ow! And then we go over to Pringles, sad, sad life. Pringles, really, I have to look, all I see, I'll keep looking online to see if you guys are like God Pringles like the most depressing character to come on TV in a long time and you're not you guys are sick You're all like oh he's hot. Yeah, I do. Yeah

Take up your shirt again Pringle and I'm like you're an alcoholic who abandoned your children So that's that's all I'm seeing to be on a TV show I was also thinking I was like this this guy has such a sad life. Everything about him is so sad. And I was like, I bet there, I bet so many people think he's so hot, but I'm like, this is a sad person right here. This is someone who was like peak high school.

Broken, or college? Broken, like I recognize that guy. And it's from running to my car so I don't have to like, make an excuse not to put change in his red tin while he's bringing a bell in my god damn Face it whole foods, okay? Like that kind, you know like if you were a teenager. Yeah, if you're a teenager though, you know He's the one who's gonna get you your beer. So, you know Yeah, before he prepper. Yeah, before he like fingers you in the back of the school, you know gross

So he is anyway school, you know, gross. So he's anyway, all of that is because he's making a sad little bed with sad little shots. And it's just, it's sad. So then Patricia is ringing her bell. And she's like, what do you mind cutting some lemons, Michael? That look decryty for our party with the girls. Lemons, just so we can remind everybody that we're talking about Austin, the walking lemon. Well, life gives you lemons, I guess, you date at Wright Madison. So then we can go back to Danny

who's still sitting at the stoop and then love us shows up and she's like, where are you outside? And she's like, well, Catherine, I'm waiting for Catherine, she's not in here yet, so Leva's like, I, she's like, I arranged child care. I have business, by the way, you know that Leva just knocks in general, like if something's not right, she's like, I'll handle this.

It's like, Leva, why are you knocking on that wall right now? She's like, I just need to knock. And you know, she does, like like she's mad and traffic like, like you're in a car. Okay. It's funny to hear 11 knock on the other side of the mic on the other side of the podcast. God, it's gonna make me crazy. No more knocking.

So yeah, she's like furious. The Catherine's not there. And I was like, well, welcome to your first full-time season. I don't know where you expected Catherine to be. They probably set this scene up three days ago. Danny is probably pooped in the bushes twice. Yeah, because Danny is in that state now where she's like, the moment I leave, I know she'll show up. I can just wait a little bit longer, a little bit longer. But I like no one's home so love it. Just thinks, Oh, I'm going to knock and she'll be home. Well, I have expected Catherine to show up and be like what? You know Danny's knocks are like like

Yeah it's like when your mom wakes you up for school as a kid say Connie is time to get up. Well that's not true it's my dad. Honey is time to get up and then my mom going I'm gonna get a wooden spoon up your ass if you're not out of bench. So you're up, you're up, you know, the difference between their knocks. So eventually Catherine shows up and they go inside and her townhouse is all like and she's like, it's all in shape, it looks good. And apparently the girls are all over there to help her organize and help it even better. So the reason why the Catherine wanted a fast track this because there's another baby rabbit now on the way and she's like, and it's a boy, I

mean, a boy, she's a babe, she's like. And she's like, all right guys, anything you see should just be off the floor and on the wall, I guess. And love it's like, oh my God, you said she was going to make us hang shelves. You were right, Danny. So then Madison comes over and she's like, let's get working house. Look, I got us some champagne. Yeah.

So they're doing stuff and love us like, is this a child's crop top? What was that? I don't then, I don't know. I don't know. It was nice. Yeah, some weird silver. It was like, was it her crop top? I don't know, I was very confused. Maybe it belonged to Ashley.

They give a lot of cheers and cheers. I love just pretending like addiction never existed. It's like, every time I've really been in trouble, I've known that I'm okay when I start drinking again and my friends are there by my side. Oh, guys, isn't it warm inside? So, um, love us like, uh, we need to find a stab and they're like, Ha, ha, ha, your husband's gonna get turned down by that. And then Catherine's like, thanks so much for hanging everything y'all.

She's gonna be so excited she has a mirror. And then we will learn why you should never ask your friends to hang anything ever in your house. No, because they've hung the mirror over the light switch. No, it don't mean nuts. I think that because the studs, I'm like, you know, you can get the little braces, you know, like because that mirror, and it was like a heavy-ass mirror. I'm like, how long before that sweet little girl goes to hit the lights in which in that mirror comes crashing down? It's a disaster. Yeah. So then Austin is cleaning his beer cans out of the sink.

Yeah, and Craig comes home and they're like, this bump. And he's like, yeah, sorry, I went home last night. I guess, I was like, you cheese on me last night, Craig. And it was something about how, I guess, Craig went and stayed at a friend's house, but then the rest of them kept on drinking. Yeah, and they're acting like Craig has been gone for a month. He went home like an hour before they did. He's like, you okay, Craig, there's something like you.

He's like, uh. And then we see a clip of him like, yeah, I really have to take a step back. Like, wow, you're going home at one instead of two. You're really making an effort there, buddy. I took a step back, but I forgot that was the end of the porch and I fell over and I hurt my hand again. And so he wants some water and crosses like, do you not drink this. This coronavirus is thin, insane, insane of virus. And Craig's like, yeah, well, I'm looking for a place like this really close.

It's like a five minute ride in the go cart from your house. I need a routine because I know I'm sick of living out of it suitcase. So I need to like be somewhere where I can say I need a routine and I can be alone when I say it. So we start cutting between these two talking and the girls talking at the hanging Mears Badly party. Austin's like, well, we had a really late win here after you left, Madison was coming in. And so I was like, well, it's just me, her, and Pringle.

And then we see a clip of last night in Pringle's drunk and he's like, hey, you know what? I was like, I like you. You're hot. That's the one I want a day. Hey, Austin, I didn't respect your relationship, bro. Sorry. I'm like, you're kind of a dick.

Like, that's the thing. Never trust the guy who's like, I'm just a fun time guy. I live in the battery. That's what I am. Just John Bringle, I'm named after a chip and I have a little disheveled and I'm just like a fun guy. Everyone likes me. It's like, oh, that's the guy you got to watch out for. He's a secret dick. Secret dick. Yeah. And not secret apparently. He has no problem like being a dick. Just out, just out being a dick. I mean, he literally is named after a potato chip that is in a dick shaped container.

Like it's just that obvious. Yes. So Austin's like, yeah, and he mentioned it, but I thought, you know, I give him the benefit of the doubt, you know, so then we come back here and, you know, I guess it just goes to show you that too much, too much of something is, it it's never a good thing And then we cut to the girls like okay And Madison is like we had so much fun at your part. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. So much fun at your Yeah, and then they're talking about how Pringle was like was nuzzling up on Madison at Austin's house and he started whispering things like,

I'm just conflicted with my relationship with Austin and how I feel about you. I'm just conflicted at all. And then Austin back at his place, I'm sitting here and you're in my house and you say you're conflicted. I fucking watch my ship. Big goes everywhere.

And Craig's like, what did she say? And he's like, she didn't even have a chance because I dropped down his throat. It was insane. Yeah. And then it goes back to the girls. And she's like, they're basically like, yeah, he stood up and was like, don't talk to my girl that way.

And then Pringle stood up and said, don't ever talk to me that way, boy. I'd also liked that. They're all unlapping. They all got scared. He tried to stand up to him and Pringle was like, how dare you? And I was like, sorry, sir.

Sorry, sir. Which is hilarious. I love us. Well, that must have turned to you on, Madison, for Pringle to do that. And she's like, oh, yeah, I loved it. I was like, just sit back and let him fight. You know, and also sweet that Austin stood up. Funny when he said, band again, but sweet to be tried.

And then Craig is like, you don't act like that around your friends because normal people don't act like that. And then we got a flashback to like season one of like baby Craig and baby chef, baby Catherine when basically shep cock blocked Craig and Craig and Catherine. I'm like Craig has been putting up with this behavior for a very, very long time. Way more, way longer than you ever should. Like these guys just all cock block each other. It's kind of crazy. I have a question.

How come all this show everybody used to have tiny heads and now they have big heads? Like, it's not like, look, I look different than I looked five years ago, but I've gained probably a hundred pounds, okay? That's where I look different. They haven't. They're all still thin, but their heads are giant now. Like when they showed their clips of before,

their heads were like this big. And now they're this big. What the what's happening over there what's in the watching drop pop drop pop it's all those yeah it's all those growth hormones and drop pop so Austin's like I was like Pringle why do you think why do you think that I'm someone you could just play. Pringle! I mean, come on. Same Prinkle. Same. So Craig's like, well do you think that Pat's the one fueling that? He's like, yeah, she loves Madison. She just wants to be with so many West money, honey. And Craig's like, yeah, well we have dinner with her. So how are you gonna, how do you in Pringle stand at this big guy's dinner? And this is one huge thing, Karuna, Rob Doseph.

Yes, we're missing Thanksgiving with our families. Yes, we're losing a lot of people are out of work. Things are shit right now, okay? I'm not, I'm not making line of it. But one of the biggest things this is stolen from us is Guy's Nightmare Patricia's house, because this would have been amazing. Like Patricia would have finally been pulled into a fight on this show. I know. It's well that's just how powerful she is. She's like, well, I see there's danger on the horizon. Hey, governor of South Carolina, could you put on your best double-breasted seat and tell people to stay inside? Thank you. Someone's gonna try and come after me on camera.

You just see her driving around town and eventually just spraying out the window like little Rhona droplets. By the way, since we are talking about coronavirus, some of you may have noticed I've coughed a few times. I don't want anyone to be alarmed. Before this, we recorded Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and we did a lot of impersonations

and it was very gravely. That's big like this. And I basically, I inflicted my own coronavirus on myself, but don't worry, I do not have the Rona, I'm just doing the Lisa Barlow. I have the cover of Lisa Barlow. I'm the Lisa Barlow virus. Yeah, Barlow.

So don't be worried, don't be worried. So over at Pringles House, he's calling his sister Jenny and they get sadder. Okay. He's like I just got back from the store for the boys and they'll be here in two weeks and you know I'm getting some beach towels and some and his hands. He's got the shake so bad in his hands Really like it's but it's not he's like I have a bucket so they can dig in the sand. So I have a bucket. I'm like, okay, hey kids, guess what?

You get to fly across the country because there's a bucket waiting for you. So then, yeah, I mean, I, I mean, I feel like he generally loves his kids and is trying to do the best, but there is like this weird sadness that link, even him just saying I got buckets and, you know, towels, you know, beach towels. I was like, oh, especially knowing where this is headed. You know, front of iris. I was like, oh, yeah. He's like,

let's look, let's face it. Moms are better at this and we all know it, but I'm trying. I mean, I got him a wakeboard to go in the swamps with and it can hold my beer. So, it's like, oh, this is so depressing. Why did you hire someone so broke down? We need something positive in this show, okay? So he's like, well, I got one of the kids Fortnite seats or probably made out of his bestos. And then they start talking about Corona and how surely they're not going to cancel domestic flights.

Like, surely they're not. Surely this is going to blow over. Well, he got two weeks. I think it's over two weeks. I mean, yeah, blew over in two weeks in China, right? John Fringle. I don't understand why you would think that. I don't know that.

I remember back when we were talking about it when it first started happening, you were like, well, I think we have to cancel a show. And I'm like, no, that's stupid. And then we got another cancellation and another one. And they just kept coming. And I'm like, oh my god, everyone's such a whos. It's probably just one of those things that they say,

ah, there's a flu, ah! And then no one talks about it again. I was like that. Well, just to be fair, I think nothing blows over in two weeks. I'm like, I have a kangarsaur, and I was like that. Well, just to be fair, I think nothing blows over in two weeks. I'm like, I have a canker sore and I'm like, I think I have a rest of my life. I'm really just shut down since I know you. I'm like, I'm like, anything that happens to me,

I'm like, well, this is it. This is this is where we're at and it's like abandoned a blow over in two weeks. I don't know, I think this one's gonna last. So finally it worked for me. Finally, the world is like reacting the way you've needed it to react to everything. Yeah, so don't feel bad.

So he starts talking about, he's telling his sister about how we got into a fight with Austin and he's like, I was just like, hey, I mean, just in case you guys aren't serious, like maybe I could bang a girlfriend and he was like, get the fuck out of my house and like, I don't know. I'm like, yeah, of course he's gonna say that,

John Bringle, you tried to steal his girlfriend. Yeah, and his sister's like, she just sighs and she's like, John, I get it, but there's like so many women here, John, okay? There's like millions of little skinny white blonde girls here. You'll be fine. Okay. Yeah. And then he goes, yeah, yeah, I get it. It's my fault. And then he tells us, hmm, there's a lot of drama that comes with Madison that I'm starting to see. I'm like, you started, you hit on her. Now don't like pivot to now like she's the crazy one.

You literally hit on her and Austin was like, get the fuck out of here. And I'm like, hmm, Madison causes a lot of drama. I was like, no, sir, you caused that drama. He's just an asshole because he follows it up with, but I have a problem with telling guys that I like their girlfriends. So he's been down this, he's been, he's

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As you notice, that chef was wearing the same dad jokes, T-shirt that Pringle was in the previous scene, which makes me wonder if one of them is trying to sell that t-shirt. I don't know. Probably said just enough. Probably chef. So I just wrote garbage,, because he's playing tennis. He was like, oh, Garsh!

Garsh! Oh, Garsh! Garsh! Oh, what is Garsh? What is Garsh? His girlfriend Taylor's like, are you Garsh sing? Like, what are we at Garshleton? Come on!

He's like, oh, I don't want to impress Taylor. I want to beat her. I want to exert my dominance gosh. Gosh. Oh, so then they talk about how they have the talk and they're kind of boring basically. And she's like, but I didn't want to have the talk because girls aren't supposed to be the ones to get serious. Guys have to get serious because if girls get serious, then the guys like, and I was like, that is so stereotypical fucking lame and so exactly on the nose true.

True. It's unfortunately very, very true. And he's like, this is wanting to this show. Yeah, he's like, oh, this is why I love you because you're, you're just so completely secure and very attractive. I mean, I don't want to get, I don't want to be etopist too much, but Taylor kind of reminds me of my mom, you know, she can play tennis, she's blonde, she cleans up after me, gosh, match made in heaven. Clifffiff, I'm at lunch with this mom. Mom, I just got to be honest, I want to bang you. Wow, thanks for coming, let's see. Okay, so then the news every scene is like Interspersed with and then the park bench is got roped off again

But the news is starting to sound progressively more fake not like fake news, but more like Do we have a recording of the news from that day? No, okay? Cindy from accounting, can you pretend you're a news reporter because it's like, coronavirus is sweeping Charleston and now they are closing down stores. I'm like, that's not how news reporters talk, but okay. And then Craig is FaceTiming with his parents and I think scratching his balls the whole time I couldn't really tell he's sitting is he's sitting like Chris cross apple sauce and bed talking to his parents and it looks like he is scratching those balls the whole time

You might a bitch Yes, you'd be the you'd be the judge so the mom at the mom and so he facetimes his mom who does the most mom thing ever on facetime dad's ear and then her head is like does my sound still I moved my laptop that I affect my sound Ronnie you have to tell me oh no okay good so yeah so Craig gets facetiming an Austin's like bed. I don't know why we cut over there. And he has to spend $38,000 to fix his house because there was an espacess explosion in it. And he also wants a demo of the kitchen.

So he's like, well, as long as they're there fixing the espacess, maybe they can demo the kitchen. I'm like, I don't think that's the same crew that does that, but OK. And he basically, he found a rental that he really likes. And it's like this very frilly feminine rental that has a pool table in the middle of it. And he's like, oh, he's like, yeah. And she goes, and this is an office, obviously.

It's got like a little day bed in here. You know, so you could have people come in here and like, say it if you're talking to them in the office, he goes, or take a nap. You know, I could could have people come in here and like said if you're talking to them in the office He goes or take a nap You know, I could be really comfortable here. Yeah, you could because it's fucking $4,000 a month sir 4,000 a month and rent in Charleston. Oh my god, $3,900. I almost Got so nervous. I just almost barved. I was like, oh really you can be comfortable there So he's like, yeah, I just I got it. I got to nervous. I just almost barved. I was like, oh really you can be comfortable there.

So he's like, yeah, I just I got it. I got to be better at working. So I can't just hang out all the time and party because we're not good influences on each other. My god, you need somebody to tell you to spend less than damn money, boy. Where is Anna Hayward? Get him in shape. So now she's gonna freak out when she finds out that he paid $39 million for this. I know, where was Catherine's rental from last season? Was that not available? That's six story room,

until with the door that startled everyone. Yeah, he probably gives Anna a quarter of that a month. So now we see Pringle driving along and he's calling Shep, who he has listed in his phone as chef dog because of course he does and then it goes to voicemail and just says on Kairan not on a phone, chef, and he's just calling to be like, oh I'm gonna ensue. So he calls up Craig and they're gonna go get suits together because Cause I got a nutritious party. For, for, for Trisha's house. So then we go over to Gwyn's, the famous Gwyn's.

And Catherine's like, hey Miss Boss Lady, haven't seen Houston's the party. And so they, Catherine talks about how she does social for Gwyn's now because like she gets hundreds and 80s and 90s of millions of thousands of likes on dresses. So. And Madison, Madison is like the worst co-opter of gay culture. She goes, Yos queen. That's how you do it. She's like, what? I have a giant fake tan and I say, Yos queen. I don't know. Say, Y, squint. Yeah, she's not the most charismatic.

This whole thing, she's like, do you want to put on a dress? We have some dresses in the back, you might like. Do you like dresses? There's a dress in the back, you should get it. I liked also Catherine paraphrasing Glenn, Gary Glenn Ross. She's like, always be creating content, always be creating. I just love the idea that like David Bammett is like, this is, this

is now where it has come. Catherine, Catherine Dennis on Southern charm, Ed Gwynns, creating content for Instagram. So, like, coffee is closer. Coffee is closer. So, she's saying how doing social for twins has reminded her that there's like, she has a purpose that's being a mom and she's like, um, I'm just like giving them all sorts of good ideas. So, they just like, um, dump me in and just picked my brain just to be honest with you Now I'm not only trying to close it home. I'm trying to mod on Instagram Yeah, gotta have a goal. So yeah

Quit she comes from it's like I cannot wait to go to New York to do a buying trip and she's like New York is and she's like, uh, New York is closed. She's like, why? Huh? Madison's like, well, I'm just a little concerned about the coronavirus. It's like, just queen, we get it. I mean, I don't know if you heard, but the whole city is shut down. I got to just start laughing.

She's like, um, so then let's just go directly to China then, right? How about Wuhan? I hear there's a factory there. Can we go there? Well, she's like, Catherine, everything is shutting down. I was like, that is insane. I didn't know. I guess I should Google this thing. Madison, Madison's like, honey, you do. Yeah, this is serious. No, no cross for public alarm each individual is responsible for their own actions and Personal hygiene and then they cut to Craig like why do you have to cut to Craig about

Single time and now do they cut to Craig they cut to him going into that suit shop and like like fist bumping Like fist bumping this you guy and then embracing and just like licking each other's faces and playing patty kick and then licking their palms out. Yeah, I'm one of those people that just has to stay home during all of this as much as possible because I'll hug the mailman, you know, like I just, I'm just like that. So he's in the suit shop and he's playing about the, well, he's tied before Pringle comes in Craig's

talking about how we needs to get a suit. He's like Patricia has these parties where she wants you to be eloquently dressed. I just love, I love, I love the in eloquence of Craig misusing eloquence, which I know sounds really snappy, but it's Craig,

so I think we're all entitled. Because it got a... Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss and then they show him when he's trying to be really preppy. And stuff's like, cars, you look like Euro-trash cars. Like, oh, stuff. I like that they just keep reminding us what a prick shop is. So we can't fall for his little crad, I have a girlfriend, and a dog, or a shh.

Oh, he's so an asshole. And we're gonna tell you about it every five minutes. I think the real star of this scene, though, is Carolyn, the beleaguered worker at this seat place who has been clearly passed over for promotion like for the past 20 years and she's just become totally embittered by these awful, awful guys that come through the store. She is just like, swindied and angry just to finally sew everything.

She's like, how about this? Yeah, she used to be like hating them with her choices, because she's like, Craig, what kind of stuff do you like? And he's like, I like colorful stuff. And she's like, how about that? And it's terrible. It's like this little thing with like little payaslies all over the country. Yeah, he's like, well, that might be a little too much.

She's like, mm-hmm. I used to be a louder, much. Like, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I used to be a louder, but I started to digress into, uh, could you finish that for me, Carolyn? Solids? Yeah. So Pringle comes and he's like, look, I'm just doing this to impress Patricia because she's

classy and I need her approval. So let's just get this done, all right? Tell me what I need. So, uh, he doesn't like too flashy. He just gets a blue one pretty much, a blue jacket. And they put it on and she's like, that looks nice, stupid. And he's like, $1,200, is that how much it's cost?

Jesus cries. You better bury me, bury me in this. You know what? I can't afford this. I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to put this on my way. Carolin is like, I will pretend to smile right now, but I want your poor ass. I have this shop in the next five minutes. Look at you trying to charm me with your poverty. Aren't you adorable? If you want, I got an extra pale on the back. You need that, I bet. Right. You're one of those fathers that gets pales for their kids right God let me guess as best as Fortnite sheets.

So Madison is outside I think at Austin's house in his little yard right. I don't remember. Maybe they just all look the same. She was just somewhere she's somewhere in the void. She's trying to call Patricia. And of course, it's like Ring Ring and she picks it up and then hangs it up. And she's like, did she just hang up on my, so she tries again. Pop us and call and let me hang up.

And Patricia is the same way on the phone. You only see this much of her face. She's like, sorry to hang up on you, but I'm baiting it auction right now. Yeah. Well, my hair looks like a rat's nest. If you want my honest opinion. That's like Patricia's porn hub just bidding for sit at home. You know she's on there all day.

Bid hub. So eBay. So then Madison is just like, she's like, Well, I'm at Tad. I'm just trying to enjoy being at Tad. Well, I still can't. And I'm just washing my hands and trying to stay away from people.

And Patricia's just asking about, like, you know, if you have clients coming in, how are you gonna protect yourself? And I think Patricia has really sage advice. She goes, well, I'm just taking handwops and don't let anyone breathe on you. That's awesome. That's really meant for Austin.

Yeah. So I feel like I'm really just calling to return your neckly. Thanks for letting me borrow that. Well, how was your dinner anyway? Where'd you go after? Well, I crashed boys and I talked to Pringle in Austin for a second. But you're just like, that's interesting. $50. I just bought an antique umbrella that's made out of egg rolls that were preserved. Petrified egg rolls made in the shape of an umbrella. So back at the suit shop, Craig, it's like, well, if you buy that, you're definitely jumping back into the dating pool. Oh, God, how bad do I look? I can't see you. Oh, yeah, we went to oysters the other day.

And I went with Austin. He's like, oh yeah, how's Austin doing? And Craig's like, yeah, he's gonna have a heart attack because you're considering stealing his girlfriend. And he's like, is that something I should consider? Yeah, yeah, and then Craig, do you like her? He's like, yeah, so then he probably like, do you like her? He's like, yeah, he's like, so then I didn't go back to Madison and she's like, I think that Pringle thought he had a chance.

And Patricia's, well Whitney and I had drinks with him just to get to know him a little bit better. He did say he liked you and he did find you very attractive. And I don't know if you know this, but his grandfather used to have a house in the battery And then battery anyone battery is that impressive battery house in the batter? $80 and then she tells us maybe I do take a little responsibility for putting that thought in his mind I have no guilt whatsoever. There's nothing wrong with trading up. So you have a feel guilty when you outbid someone, of course, not.

Just think of Austin as the paddle attached with a very poor person. She's like, now, wait a minute, the sky's calling me. And she just hangs up on her. Did she really just hang up on me again? It's the literal sky. She's like, now, wait a minute, Skye is calling me and she just hangs up on her. Does she really just hang up on me again? It's the literal Skye, she's that powerful. One second, I'm getting a call from the heavens, deciding whether we want a rain or sunshine tomorrow. So Pringles, I'm just trying to navigate this dangerous path I'm on.

And Craig's like, he sounds like Pat led you down this path. Craig's like really ready to come for Patricia this year. I don't know what tree he thinks he's barking up, but you might want to take a seat. It's a bird's tree. I guess he's still mad about the whole. I think he still kind of blames Patricia for his breakup with Nelmi. Nelmi. Well, she, well, we also like, we also learn that Craig has a conspiracy theorist,

so he probably has a very... He probably has one of those bulletin boards where there's pictures of the cast and he has yarn going from thumbtacks to thumbtacks, but then the yarn eventually goes off the board into a pillow. He's just been sewing off his conspiracy board all this time. He's like, God, am I again? I saw the rest of this pillow.

Why again, I get more yarn out of this. Yeah, he's marketing can't I show the rest of this pillow? Why can't I get more yarn out of this? Yeah, he's like marketing like Chipless pillows At the pillow without a chip and planted to control your life So he's like children have been trafficked in this pillow So he tells them Austin, you know Patricia has it in for Austin So now she's gonna try and get you to steal Madison and now we have to go to this dinner of patricious and then Austin has to sit there and confront Patricia has it in for Austin, so now she's gonna try and get you to steal Madison. And now we have to go to those dinner patricias, and then Austin has to sit there and confront Patricia about it. Like, no, he doesn't.

What are you talking about? Sit there and eat the free food and leave. Yeah, that's not what, that's not Austin's style. So Craig's like, so are you gonna drop it and be friends with Austin or dot dot, Carolyn, can you finish this ends for me? You're on your own. You already didn't buy anything from me, so use finished your own chances. I'm sorry, I'm over here trying to sell that paisley I suggested. And prank prank DVD. DVD. Yeah, so then we go to Leva's house and she has to have a meeting at her house with all

of her employees to talk about what the hell they're going to do because they're restaurant owners and bar owners and staff. So they come over and she's like, um, what are we going to do about coronavirus? Like, yeah, it's yeah, I mean, this is one. This is actually like one of the only, excuse me, scenes in the show where you're like, like, like everyone else is sort of like, oh, coronavirus, coronavirus, she's like, uh, coronavirus. And so, you know, they're trying to figure it out. I felt really bad for her because she's like, we're a tourism city and, you know, like if tourism stops, we're all stop, you know, so our staff comes over and they're all hand sentizing and everything and talking about how they're getting all these cancellations. But then it's sort of like it's an interesting time capsule of like this hope that people

still have where this woman's like, well, we have to, we do have the bar crawl coming up. So we have to do that. And then another guy's like, and then they're St. Patty's day. I mean, we can't cancel St. Patty's day, right? And you're like, oh, yeah, it's all going to get canceled. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, I mean, I don't think millennials are really stopping anything.

It's just the old people and the at-risk people. And they're like, oh yeah, everything's gonna be okay. That's hard watching this shit all again, my friend. I feel bad, I feel genuinely bad because Leva's very, very likable, and she and her husband have built this little empire. They did the first bottle service, and so at that sucks. sucks watching this because you sort of know which direction this is going Yeah, so then we go over to Craig's new rental weird nothing is wrong still

So he's like kind of unpacking by just throwing shit on the ground and he still has this little tiny sewing machine little burnina So I think it's funny. It's like a little bit sewing machine. It's like this time you little sewing machine. Yeah, it's a little fish-or-price thing. And then chef comes over and he's like, gosh, love the digs dude. Gosh, oh shoot, we just shook hands. Oh, okay. Oh, well. And then he does every douchebag did at that time. Look around, guys. Corona's. Oh, the bad news is there's a pandemic, but it's not coronas fault. Oh, and of course Craig is like this coronavirus isn't even existing. And Craig is like, yeah, Craig's, uh, she's like, Craig's a conspiracy.

He's not like, he's out of control for something. And then we see a clip when he crags like, I'm not gonna get a vaccination. Like, what if I had to walk backwards my whole life because of some shot? So then Shep addresses the real issue. I totally forgot to. Now Shep addresses the real issue.

Garsh, Craig, are you gonna get in trouble if we jam too hard in here? No. We can throw some righteous parties, Garsh. Garth Craig are you gonna get in trouble if we jam too hard in here? Because those are righteous parties gosh yeah and Whitney calls of course is And basically Cancel the party cuz they're like well, you know, we're so ready for Patricia's party right? He's like no guys. It's over. We're gonna have for Patricia's party, right? And he's like, no, guys, it's over. We're gonna have to not have that. And Craig's like, well, you know,

we're gonna be careful, but like social distancing for us. Like, that means like we're not gonna hang out with people that we don't know, but we're gonna like still party with people that we know. Yeah, because when he says, I'm canceling this party and Craig's reaction is, well, I'm not gonna lie I'm gonna have a housewarming party this week Like it's okay if you know them people still do that

I'm only having 20 people, but I know them all what does that yeah The Wall Street Journal actually had an article out this week that basically said that people are getting coronavirus like crazy because of those situations because everyone's like, yeah, it's just like me and my five friends and they don't realize that like You can't trust anyone because it's not even malicious. People don't know if they have the virus or not. And so people, people, this is actually now a way that people are getting coronavirus. Yeah. And so what it means like, guys are like walking petri dishes, God. And basically that's it, right? Correct. Well, you know what, like he hates germs,

but he also hates being stuck inside. So like, I don't know. If being good makes it go away sooner than I guess, have fun with that. And stuff's like, this is just the beginning. This is not something that's going to be over in two weeks, you know, and Craig say, but I have important meetings in New York in two weeks. Just like, Oh, gosh, cancel that

car strip. So then an ice cream place. And now they're talking about all this stuff. So now I'm worried, you know, I'm like, Oh, God, so now here we go to an ice cream place with the kid and ladies like you want my ice cream and then everyone's like oh, yeah So good Here's a quarter go put in that come ball machine and rub your hands all over it We're millions of kids have touched it just today Can we address the really important part though Ronnie the really important part? Have you ever seen Sundays that looked as delicious as those Sundays on Bravo?

Like, I wanted to go out to Carvelle. Find a Carvelle somewhere and just get a giant Sunday. Those Sundays looked amazing. And the next time we go to Charleston, I am tracking down that ice cream shop and I'm getting one of those Sundays. Yeah. And Austin is so lame.

He has to get a passive aggressive Sunday. Like, you can't even enjoy a Sunday dude Like I'm gonna get the gold digger Sunday, please cuz that's what Patricia wants me to be for that's what Patricia wants you to be Just like you're so you're not gonna get Not gonna get a Sunday you want just to be a little bee on TV come yeah So yeah, so Madison This is another scene of mass and talking about how she's loving how often

is really stepping up and everything and how Patricia is entering quarantine. But like, you know, Madison was talking to her and was like, well, you're gonna be out of quarantine sooner than you may realize because there's no way you're gonna let one gray hair pop out and Patricia was like, yeah, probably right. I mean, let's also face it,

I'm immune to everything at this point. So. Yeah. One thing that Corona has not been proven to withstand, a tidal wave of tinker a. Last time I checked Corona virus didn't have an art history degree. He he he.

So Austin's on mad. He's like, what did she say? What did you say? No, what did she say to that? And then what did you say to that? It's like, okay, I just said Austin and I are in love, okay? And he's like, she put down the hammer. Do you put down the hammer with her? She's like, yes, I did. And then they start talking about how she's like, well, the good news is that I'm going to have two weeks off of works. And so, like, maybe we'll go on vacation somewhere and the kids like, I want to go to Disney World. And so we're all like,

hey, I hear there's some fun Fortnite sheets. Yeah, I know. Fortnite sheets are looking better and better, right? That pay- Maybe we'll play with those instead. That bucket that he bought is looking smarter and smarter by the scene Very intelligent now I take it all back so then another news thing It's like geez every scene is the news like and now it's a state of emergency

Say it's a state of emotion inside and then it cuts the Craig at home Got a stop coughing And then it cuts the Craig at home. Go, God, I stopped coughing. I'm like, oh, God's Craig. And he's complaining because he's reading all the restrictions. And he's like, oh, God, school's closed, restaurant's closed. No more gatherings of over 50, God, and Pringle calls him. And he's like, is that Corona?

Are you coughing? My God. And he's like, well, the factory is shut down. And then Pringle is having trouble with the kids because the airlines are like, you really want to fly. Like, do you think it's a good time to fly kids out here?

And he was like, I don't know, American Airlines, but you're a pretty lady. You kind of want to go on and date. Sometimes I am an airline. By the way, did you feel as bad as I did about for the cameraman who had to film Craig coughing in these early days, once he went to the pentemic?

I felt so bad for that production crew that was probably like, oh my fucking God. Yeah. So then we go to Leva. She's going to her new pub that she's building and she's like, so we're fucked, right? And the guys like, yeah, the to go thing isn't sustainable, you don't think. And she's like, well, we can't keep 100 employees on salary, so we're closing.

And it's sad. And she's choking up. And it's a really serious thing that a lot of people are going through. And in the middle of it all, these little animals appear on screen. It's like, the crew, it's part two. Oh, goofy, goofy animals, goofy. She's like, I have to shut down this dream. I have to fire everyone.

The crew, the crew. I was like, could we have maybe timed this little crew's promotion for like making Craig seen instead? I was wondering what you were talking about. No, it was like a, it was like a, it was like a promo for like a wacky like a like a like movie, you know, like the, it was the sequel to the crudes.

No, wow. K-L-Wack caveman, like, levo's on screen facing this like horrific reality. And there's these little cartoon characters being like, I was like, of course, this would happen on Bravo, of course. And of course, a movie about caveman being like, bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap I'm kind of out of breath, which of course is like when people say that it's like a trigger. It's like oh god Like all these things that everyone's saying it's like crying, right? She sounds like she's crying I don't know. I mean that's Danny. She always sort of sounds like she's crying, you know Yeah, but it's like one of those things where it's like everything they say everything they're saying is so prophetic And it's like on the one hand you were cringing on the other hand You're almost like laughing at like they're the like the oh if only you know what's in store

Yeah so Austin calls Madison He's watching the news and he's like what the hell and he's like yeah, I mean this is depressing and she's like well I'm just hanging out and She's decides that she's gonna still get her kid because she's not gonna just not have her kid, right? So he's like, well, at least we can drink alcohol, right?

Yeah, she's having to cancel work. Basically, it's just like this shit hitting the fan. Everybody's being affected at this point. Yeah, she can't cut hair. Austin can't sell his beer. And he's like, we're living off tuna packets in ramen. It's insane. But in this case, it actually really is insane.

Yeah, and then Craig calls Shep, and Shep is at home with his parents and didn't even let his girlfriend come because she might have been exposed to it. Yeah, Shep is actually holding up pancakes, of course. He's like, gosh, look, I got pancakes. There's a global pandemic, but I'm in the lab of luxury.

What's going on with you, Craig? Pancakes, pancakes pancakes pancakes? Yeah And Craig just gets off the phone with him and he's like God, I guess this is a thing and Then Trisha goes To be continued for the rest of our lives, I think. Yeah, this is the section where the real world catches up with our TV watching, and it now becomes Corona time. I know. It's pretty fascinating to see how they handled it. I mean, if you compare it with Orange County, Orange County is doing like the slow drip, adding a little bit more every episode, which I think is also very fascinating. So, but it's interesting, and it looks like it's gonna resume.

We don't have Southern Charm on next week because of Thanksgiving, and I'm assuming it will resume after that, and it looks like it'll probably resume after, after the quarantine a little bit, sort of. So, yeah, it looks like they just won't on break. They just stopped seeing all together. And Orange County didn't, for a while. I mean, they go on break later,

but yeah, I guess everybody's like starting to hit it at different times. Fun times everybody. Fun, fun times. Anyway, thank you guys. Thanks for your patience. I know we didn't have this recap last week, so thanks everyone for your patience.

Have a great weekend and be safe because the coronavirus is an active part of our daily lives right now. So wear your masks, please, and stay away from people if you can, and don't do anything you don't have to do, because we want to see you alive and well at our next show. And the sooner we get through this, the sooner we get to our net. Don't go aside.

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